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Previous Thread:
>>152505194
fuck off
AMG EARLY THREADPrepare your requests I guess.
>>152542313
LOVIN THE STOCK COLOURS
>>152543067
When's subligar
>>152543067
so are you going to fuck catgirls or catboys when you come to balmung?
>>152542938
i have a really sick request...
i want amber to...transfer to another server or quit, step away from this thread, and live out his/her life however s/he wants to without injuring him/herself for the attention of anons who are shitty people to begin with
>>152543353
Makes two of us but we know it won't happen for a while
>>152542938
Dick pics
Ery where are youpost your butt againthe discord one
salutations
Highlanders
I'm pretty new to PotD, what happened here?
I was PLD with 2 AST and SMN, doing big pulls just fine
I've never done a beastquest, how much time would it take to get my reputation up to the point where I can buy the anima items?
>>152543695
midlanders are better
>>152542938
can i request The Chosen One to finally show up?
>>152544003
highlandermenare best
>>152544003
That is your opinion. I like both
>>152544003
>midlanders are better
Muh nigguh
>>152543713
you got fucked
>>152543713
Just people being dumbasses pickles. You're fine.
>>152543713
Looks like something you should report to a GM, that's abuse of the dismissal feature and they can get in trouble for it
Treasure hunting cats+ w+
>>152543713
DF PotD, lots of people have differing opinions of how to handle floors. Obviously the early floors things die so quickly there's no point in traditional tanking+grouping, but 30+ things start to get more dangerous, especially with low stats.
Some folk like to stick together, others are adamant about splitting up. Best you can do is just let them do their thing, then if they die they have no right to complain. Though I'd probably submit a report over that kind of kick, they're being jerks
LF someone to fly out to Brisbane and fucking MURDER ME. Death would be less painful than the flu I currently have. You can have my account and all my gil.
Can you get canned by the GMs for clearing out an FC chest?
>>152544003
Female Midlander >
Male Highlander >3
>>152544327
anyone wanna play ow
>>152544884
ask in owg shitposting avatarfag
nth for black
>>152543320
girls
>>152544987
Black characters look so bad in this game.
hello
>>152544739
i haven't heard of it happening before, but i don't think you can really defend yourself in such a situation other than saying "well nobody said i couldn't, so i did, and what i do with the stuff i took is my concern afterwards"
why are you considering doing this? or did someone do it to you?
>>152545030
when are you gonna show mcgregor and diaz how a real man fights?
>>152544884
Buy for me.
>>152545118
i would go in and get instantly knocked out, just like you would
>>152544884
I don't think you ever added me!
>>152542938
He should cut the discord link into his calf
and then underneath it
CIRCLEJERK
>>152542938
dont
>>152545030
did you backstab moni to get back at him for talking shit about you
>>152543695
Highlanders!
>>152545316
but it was setushko who backstabbed him
>>152545316
i didn't backstab anyone, because i'm not a backstabber
>>152545387
But you backstabbed moni, are you a liar now too?
>>152545183
You wouldn't make it in with that spine.
>>152545372
>seushko
>>152545345
I miss this hyur.
>>152545453
explain in detail plz
if you ask moni personally he will tell you that i am the most upfront and real person he's ever met from xivg
>>152545472
you're right
i wouldn't be able to deal with the diet either, i eat wayy too much junk food
>>152544912
nope
>>152545125
i don't have any money sorry
>>152545198
IFORGOT
>>152545608
Yeah he'll say that because you lied to him and backstabbed him just because you're bitter about having a bad back.
>>152545620
worst character, worst poster
>>152545656
i told u to explain in detail not post stupid shit u fuckin idiot
auhhhh
i need something to pump..
>>152545503
So tight!
cat in hat
whens game discussion hour?
The rules for DRG are to always Power Surge your Jump, and Life Surge your 4th combo or Full Thrust, right?
>>152545995
Never. This game is barebones of any fun and relevant content.
>>152543634
I am here, yes, what butt do you speak of?
>>152546084
Yes
>>152546113
you know the one....
>>152546084
>Life Surge your 4th combo
No.
wife surge...
>>152546139
Do you happen to be speaking of the black dress one or the blue dress one?
>>152546179
Isn't it a potency increase over waiting on it?
>>152545737
Would you a lizard?If so you can come pump me in game sometime!
>>152546283
I didn't know there was more than one.... I only saw the blue one
life purge...
>>152546238
*imagines the wifing in the club*
>>152545995
When you pose a topic to discuss if you seek one that much
>>152545995
Game discussion? In MY xivg? Heavens, no!
I got nothing to offer but if you want a good laugh I suggest http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/231075-show-your-au-ra%21/page341
it's full of really awful characters and cringey shit
>>152546325
>>152545696
you and i both know that's not true
>>152546312name?
How make macro?
>>152546398
that's a good butt....how can I get you to show more
>>152545801
Unlike their cat.
>>152546398
>this much attentionseeking
>ugly character
This isn't your blog. Fuck off.
>>152543695
Yo what's the name of that chest piece? I don't think I've ever seen it.
>>152546398
tranny?
>>152546670
I think it's a pvp one. Check the Wolves Den for it
>>152546670
that looks like the i100 or i110 DRK PvP chest
>>152546553
You posted this earlier and it's just as vague as the first time.
What are you trying to make? What kind of macro do you want? If you're looking for just a list of commands you can make you can google it and there's a whole list.
>>152546729
Aight will do. That might also be why I never see it.
Ty ty
>>152546670
Lionliege for PLD
>>152546312
Can I fuck you in the ass for 3 hours and 57 minutes?
i want to tickle mimiwa's feet !
>>152546398
100% sure this is a dude
>>152546570
Show more what why how?
>>152546641
No can do~
>>152546683
Nope... why does everyone ask me that? I'm starting to get self conscious D:
I want to cuddle Kuus...
>>152546474
ok worst character is true and you're def up there with the worst posters but maybe not #1
>>152546981
because almost every "girl" here is actually an ugly as fuck tranny
>>152546484
I'm in bed right now but if I catch you posting tomorrow I'll let you know.I play on Hyperion but I can make an alt for you
>>152546880
What are we going to do for the other 20 hours and 3 minutes?
>>152546391
This post smells of Aspergo the Myre Moonwaifu to Be.
>>152546749
Oh thanks. Sorry, I figured the icon and being Disciple of Hand would tell you everything.
I also found this in my funny folder. Why the "<wait.3>"? Is that the time it takes for the skill to be available after using a skill? I hate that down time.
>>152547050
Oh so it's not me, it's just because that's the norm around here. That makes me feel better I suppose
>>152546880
the fuck is wrong with you fucking faggot, did ol' grandpa dave shove his dick so far up your ass he made you a raging fucking faggot? Or did you drink the semen juice from your daddy's dick when he raped and molested you and your sister when you were 5? There has to be an answer to this faggotry
>>152546398
this is a man
>>152547214
no I just appreciate that butt a lot.... you should post more
>>152547058
>What are we going to do for the other 20 hours and 3 minutes
Play the game for 12 hours and sleep the other 8 and 3 minutesThose 3 minutes are the most important on my beauty sleep, more than the entire 8 hours actually.
>>152547058
It's the greatest fetish ever created, in which you attempt to do as much damage to someone's asshole in a strict time frame
The rest of the time is spent repeating the process trying to achieve the most devastating result possible
>>152547223
This is obviously beyond your comprehension
>>152547050
>he hasn't seen the cute, literal who girls who post here
sucks for you
>>152545935
lei in cute
>>152547197
Yes, not exactly but yes that's the GCD. If you don't include it, it just mashes through and most of the macro will just do nothing. Crafting macros really depend on exactly what you want them to HQ. Having several for different requirements is great, since it means you make the crafting time as short as possible for each one, obviously
>>152547197
buffs only need to be wait.2, but otherwise yeah.
>>152547296
Not tonight. I am sleepy. Will sleep. It's way past my sleep time.
>>152547050
how many other girls are here? i want to meet themso we can make a secret shitposting girlluminati and ruin the thread for everyone but us
>>152547553
Can I cum on your face while you sleep at least?
>>152547567
I dont want this thread to be ruined. Its already shit enough.
>>152547567
and this is why i'll never drop their igns
>>152547553
>dem legs and toes
>>152547553
why are you attention whoring and posting your body
>>152543695
Bestlanders
>wake up
>see this
I'm glad I'm not up during american hours
>>152548180
cool bro
>>152547041
sorry for the late response i was playing games with friend
lol @ you
>>152548147
Who dis cutey.
>>152548224
I love you shero please marry me you beautiful woman
>>152547094
This post smells of Sweet Feet Such a Treat NIN.
>>152545289{/pet} I just woke up
>>152548258
My hard working cutie that suffers df queues on a daily basis
>>152548478
it's soft feet you animal
>>152548615
>1768x992
{/panic}
>>152548656
It's also "contagion" but you don't see those people correcting themselves.
>>152548584
Hello I'm heading to bed soon...
>>152548697
it's CONTAGIN
IMPOSSIBLY EASY A4S IS
>>152548742
You can't go to bed until I've had my way with you.
>>152548316
i love you too
>>152548742
Rest well unless you want me to come over.
>>152548780
Who...
>>152548898
I can't hop over tonight..But we'll have to add each other soon because this is a bit silly..
>>152548980You have an alt on my server according to lodestone, you know my name so you can always message me there later if you want.Rest well {/pet}
>>152548774
He's currently posting in wowg and giving DH tips lol
is this hair too silly
>>152549427
Yeah, get rid of the purple.
>>152549427
Yes
>tfw farming for the seph birb on a job with low enough accuracy to miss multiple times per runNo birbs dropped
>>152549427
yeah sorry
in a kinda funny way tho i appreciate this picture
>>152549427
nah it's perfect
>>152549427
not any sillier than your life
>>152549427
your whole character is a train wreck. start from the ground up.
>>152548863
lol shirou kuma guys
shirou kuma
shirou kuma lol :) lol guys lol shirou kumaplay with me you cunt
>>152549427
>>152549782
lol
whas yer hing
>>152549427
It's pretty cute, though I think I like the ponytail with bangs on your more at a glance. But the thing with hairstyles is that the more you see someone in it, the more accustomed you get to it!
>>152549847
haha are there shitposters here
us shitposters!!!
>>152549857
>tfw can't change hairstyle because everything else looks weird
>>152549918
ben
>>152549778
stop posting and talk to me on steam darling
>>152549847
kys
>>152549960
haha are there boogeymen here
us boogeymen!!!
>>152550008
ben
>>152547197
http://www.garytay.net/ffxiv_macro/
I find this super helpful, especially when Im being lazy.
>>152550045
putt
>>152550045
I hope you trip over your pig and crack your skull open you double nigger
>>152550045
cam for me simon
>>152549117
I'll poke you sometime... I forgot about that alt...
Post haircuts.
>>152550174
why did you transfer to tonberry after someone said something that hit a soft spot
>>152550113
I'm usually on it all day unless visiting people on other servers for a few minutes or in a dungeon. I look forward to it.Alternatively just hang around Lavender beds, you know where I live.
>>152549461 >>152549473 >>152549542 >>152549551 >>152549556 >>152549782
>>152549857
hm thank you all for feedback.
>unironically start playing DPS in Lv 60 content
>start worrying about mechanics that are happening around me
>realize I don't have to do them 99% of the time because I'm not a tank
holy shit this is awesome
Do you ever stumble upon something while running someplace else and just think "Thats nice" and stay around for a bit to see what happens?
the catpits are the most erotic part of the miqo'te
>>152550294
what game are you playing that tanks have to do mechanics and dps don't?
>>152550334
do miqo'tepurr?
>>152550263
I think it would look better with the colors flipped.
>>152550294
As opposed to ironically playing a DPS in 60 content? Fuck off, pickles.
>>152550294
DPS have their own set of mechanics to work with and you find yourself obsessing over MUH DEEPS and trying to min-max everything.
The queue times are so long you end up taking up crafting or grinding Gold Saucer or whatever.
Its great.
little does this cat know I'm going to eat it
>>152550294
>tanks having mechanics
laffu man.jpg
>>152550294
That's how I feel as a healer. Even dps has too much responsibility, or mechanics I don't know
Healing is generally pretty obvious what you need to do
>>152550392
>you will never know what it feels like when a miqo'te purrs while giving you the succ
>>152550591
>you fin yourself obessing over MUH DEEPS
Holy shit this.
>when you try to eyeball when the boss is going to be invulnerable/jump so you can use tornado kick
>>152550668
Are you one of those "I only heal XD" healers?
>>152550743
It's a good feeling when you do the entire fight perfectly. I feel like a master muscle tactician who can see the future.
>>152550365
>>152550591
>>152550654
Midas NM has like, no mechanics for a DPS, it's hilarious
A5:
>gloop
>boost
>killing adds
everyone does these anyways
A6:
>basically nothing, just dodging
>ennumeration/height I guess??
A7 I haven't done yet
A8 is pure tunnel, it's great, I'm even baiting super jump with Foresight + Keen Flurry
>>152550743
Learning where I can or can't refresh BotD is really engaging, even if dropping it sucks ass
>>152550314
Yes, happens all the time in Guild Wars 2.
>>152550638
so what happened?
did you get cucked by that other brown cat ?
>>152550681
o-or will you?
>>152550765
I'm one of those healers that makes tanks think I forgot to heal them, when I'm just doing all the dps I can instead.
Though for stuff that's new for me I don't dps 100% during my downtime. Need to understand the fight first.
>>152550986
I determined they wouldn't taste good since they smelt bad
>>152549957
Are ypu officially single?
>>152550743
Leveling Monk I always find myself trying to squeeze in ONE more haymaker when it pops and I sometimes lose GL for it.
>>152550874
Pulling out the perfect DRG opener (with potion) on Odin, using Jumps to hop back into him when hes using Valknut, without missing a single GCD second on your rotation feels so good.
>>152551029
Are you offering?
>>152549957
It's such a double edged sword. Over time I've come to really like 4 different styles on my primary character, though I still feel like this one identifies with me most.
>>152551061
ya sure dude
>>152550681
http://tinyurl com/z8rws6k
>>152550314
Something is always going on at Quarrymill ever since PoTD opened.
>>152550638
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>>152550906
A7 has literally 0 dps mechanics besides kill adds and don't move in the jail
>>152551098
>>152543695
Highlanders I suppose.
>>152551072
>haymaker
Don't touch that shit, it's bad for you.
>>152550906
MIDAS
NORMAL
AHAHAHA
>>152551229
Well I got free time if you want to make an alt somewhereI assume you're a Balmung native.
Could come by and flirt a bit or maybe more.
>>152551350
it's the highest potency GCD you have when soloing
Im trying to level an alt job through 50-60. should I do daily group finders or should I just strictly grind heavensward dungeons?
>>152551392
Better kick that habit when you get to 50 though shit isn't that great to lose a GL over.
>>152551216
wanna touch each-other's blueberries?
>>152551350
>tfw they will never make Haymaker a 30 second OGCD that also triggers from dodging aoes
>>152551437
I'm not him, I'm just saying
MNK is straight up badly designed for solo play
>>152551182
Sweet. How easy would you rate yourself?
butt
>>152551457
who is this cat ??
>>152551457If this au ra wasn't dead, May-NO!.
>>152551532
master ruseman
a complete erp meme slut
>>152551526
>>152551526
much appreciated
>>152551704I want this butt
I want slut hour to be over
>>152551572
Damn it why did i laugh at that. Sorry i can't risk not being the funniest one in this relationship. I'll have to put you on ice for now.
>>152551374
I need gear + practice, what else is better?
>>152551807
Can it be tin can hour now?
>>152551535
It's okay, you can just touch mine.They're juicy...
>>152551350
Oh I know its bad (or so Ive been told). But its been the only thing besides GL combo keeping me sane in the low level FATE Yokai watch grind since it usually does 1/2 to 1/4 of trash mob´s hp.
Dunno how Level 50 monk looks like but I havent seen much variation in my rotation up to level 40 whereas at this point in my DRG it felt like another game entirely (mostly because for DRG its just ID spam).
Whats makes Monk fun other than being highest DPS and GL?
This general really needs to be split into two:
1) Actual game discussion, no avatar images allowed
2) Avatarposting/"lewd"
>>152551946
I'll split you in two!
>>152551812
you do you, my man
>>152551945
nothing
monk is fun because it's a combination of fast GCD, big numbers and reliance on positionals
>>152551946
1/4 of the reasons to do shit in this game is Glamour. You can have avvatarfagging as long as its acompained by game discussion.
The problem with the general is that the drama of avatarfagging drowns everything in peak hours and actively pushes actual game discussion out.
>>152551704
>>152551526
Rumpos
>>152551484
>rear
>rear
>flank
>flank
>flank
>rear
>critical only from rear
>five global cooldowns for one skill
The skill bloat is obvious so Yoshida has no choice but to expand on traits in the expansion. Or he'll give us different ways to play each class (yeah right). But we should definitely get a trait that ignores positionals when we have top enmity.
>>152552175
Please don't use that hair.
>>152552064
Bad jokes are all i have going. Try underselling yourself next time. No one likes a show off.
>>152551946
>no avatar images allowed
>image board
>>152552229
Srry I like the pink twintails on moonietug 'em
>>152552167
>accompanied by game discussion
like this?
>>152552314
>>152552175
>>152551902
>>152551903
>>152551704
can't be arsed to scroll up more
>>152552189
No that would be retarded. Why would they ever introduce a trait for solo play when all your tools are meant for party play?
Youll get your GC mercenaries and your chocobo for solo play.
>>152552461
No please that hairstyle is so bad!
>>152552314
Hey sha are you officially single?
guys ;) butts
>>152552461
post pits
>>152552461
>tug 'em
Please don't tempt me. I have a thing for that.
>>152552496
Don't pay attention to these people. They have nothing. They don't raid, they don't actually play. They just attention whore.
>>152552496
I dont see those avatarfagging posts talking about the game so no, not like that.
>>152552562
hey I used to raid jerk
blue power
>>152552504
it's the best twintails shut up
>>152552503
>GC mercenaries
>constructing an entire feature to make solo play easier
>instead of a single trait for Monk
>the latter is retarded though
I wouldn't be surprised but I'll laugh my ass off if Yoshida does that.
>>152552517
>officially
What?
>>152552562
Hey I'll have you know I did some Castle of the Deceased runs earlier. Close to having a 3rd weapon now though I haven't decided what to get next.
>>152552504
Srry
>>152552554
It's their main benefit
>>152552546
No pics of said area, have this instead
>>152551946
You'd have to have a mod here 24/7 to ensure this >>152552874 never posts in thread 1).
>>152552894
Yes I know but tugging on them gives me lewd ideas.And I'm trying to keep shit in check for once.
>>152552874
It means publicly you oaf. Yes or no?
>>152552975
unleash it
>>152552727
A new companion mechanic that every class can use IS more efficient than coding and balancing a single trait only useful for solo play.
Ha ha ha.
>>152553320
Back off, that big green cock is mine!
I want to be someone's cat healslut!
>>152552894
>cover crop
There are Aura Doujins?
>>152553539
no I want to be someone's cat heal slut :<
>critting everything as DRG
>pull aggro
>Elusive to drop it
>Spineshatter back to the mob
>it crits for like 3k
>mob looks back to me
fuck's sake where is my quelling strikes
>>152553552
Yep, that one was pretty good.
>>152552975Yank 'em
>>152553449
Enabling!
>>152553619
this never habbened
If I /gposed, would it also prompt other party members to the /gpose screen?
*tokes* XD
>>152553720
if you mean, does it ask them if they want to use /gpose as well, no. but their characters will look at the camera. so will your friends.
>>152553619
>3k crit
>a lot
horny attention starved young adults actively stopping any and all game related discussion, lmao
>>152553452
>companion
Fucking useless at max level and all story solo play is instanced. I don't think anyone wants more companions that you can do piss-all with.
Other than content specifically designed around companions that the only reward is a hat.
A chocobo hardly does any damage already, tacking on two or three more companions to make bare bones open world content easier is a damn waste of resources.
>>152553904
*erps*
>>152553993
watch out man, that's the erp police
>>152553993
kinky
>>152553449Pull them while taking you from behind or using them as handlebars while holding your head down huh?
>>152553532
Enkidu is all yours. Sha is a cute roe girl and as far as i know she doesn't own livestock.
>>152554118
whatever works for your fantasizing!
>>152554071
>>152554091
*erps twice*
>>152554118
if only u could actually do this rather than typing it out and awaiting a response
>>152554175
That was meant for for >>152553702
It's late here and I misclicked.
>>152553757
Why aren't you in school?
>>152553709
pub tanks suck ass
>>152553556maybe we can both be someone's healsluts
>>152554129
She has a big green dick and it's mine and mine alone!
>>152554254
mommy said I could take a break and play games on the computer :)
>>152553983
If they add a companion to make open world content easier it lets them make open world content harder, which is something thats sorely missing, it gives avatarfags a new toy to doll up and it lets casusls keep being casuals. Its a win win.
>>152554315
a-at the same time?!
*gulps*
>>152554436
>make the open world content harder
they won't do this
>>152554436
>which is something thats sorely missing
Have you ever queued for a roulette solo? Those people can't find their own ass with two hands, you think Yoshida will make shit harder for them.
>avatarfags
Okay now I'm no longer confused by your stance.
>>152554509
Oh youre Yoshida now?
They made it harder with HW already. They could not, they could. Id say theres enough evidence to say they will but with give everyone optional tools to make it somewhat trivial like this new companion.
>>152554704
no, they just inflated hp pools
it's the same exact braindead shit as ARR except it takes forever to kill anything
the only way to make open world content harder in an mmo is to make it require a party, which is not a bad thing per se but yoshi would never do that
>>152553983
I want npc companions I can romance.
>>152554704
It's important to see how they made it harder. They made it more tedious than anything. While leveling up you can really only fight one at a time and it takes a while. But the mobs still have the same boring rotations they do, auto attack, aoe, auto attack, aoe. They need to not only make them harder but more interesting. They also need end game areas with exclusively end game mobs
>>152554704
3.0 world content isn't anymore difficult than 2.0 world content
if you get hit by the bad shapes you will take damage and if you get hit be several of them you will die
nothing has changed
>>152554704
It's not a stretch to assume they won't suddenly make the overworld comparable to a MMO like everquest in a game that grants echo when you fail single player story mode content.
>>152554704
>They made it harder with HW already.
>sponges are hard
Granted, there's a few story dungeons that have shitter checks like The Vault. But all the actually difficult stuff is a second version of easier content. None of the shitters will touch or complete it and they don't get better at the game.
I want more jump puzzles like the 2.x sightseeing log, but without the dumb weather requirements. The HW sights had no fun element to it, they were just
>fly to the sparkly shit & emote
>>152555107
gw2 jumping puzzles
>>152555148
no thanks
29/29
Save me from the fresh hell, I've done so much PotD today.
>>152555148
but then I'd have to play gw2
and fuck that
>>152555165
>>152555107
>>152555221
>wants jumping puzzles
>in a game where jumping doesn't do anything
>suggested a game that uses jumping in combat mechanics
>"NUH UH!"
Will 3.4 bring my friends back?
>>152555213
you could've spent all day doing me instead
>>152555295
why the fuck do my casual content relaxation puzzles need to be combat oriented?
that makes no sense whatsoever.
>>152555295
you can steer mid jump in gw2, they would be fucking shit in xiv
just look at the saucer gate
>>152555295
i'm not the guy who asked for more jumping puzzles
>>152555221
I wish we had asura instead of lalafels
They're qt as fuck
Potatoes are just uncanny valley material
>>152555352
go to bed
>>152555405
asura are disgusting little gerbils played exclusively by deviant weirdos
at least some lalafells are just normies who think they're cute or memers, not all of them are pedophiles
>>152555354
>combat oriented
They aren't. I was expecting you to have a basic understanding of allusions. I'm telling you the game has jumping so well-programmed that there's even mechanics in combat that jumping can help with.
I'm gonna miss these fireworks.
I just really enjoy them for screenshots and i think they add a nice atmosphere.
>>152555505
That's the other way around dood
Malesura are the memeing normies, lalafels wether male or female are disgusting ERP slobs with diaper fetishes
Use for poetics as a newly dinged 60?
>>152555598
relic
>>152555405
What pisses me off about lalafell is that their bodies are not structurally sound. Asura have joints and toes while lalafells are just potatoes.
we just need npc romance thats it
>>152555316
For a few weeks maybe.
>>152555553
cuuuute cat
>>152555535
the tickrate in this game is too garbage to have mechanics designed around jumping
in wow there are several jump based mechanics and i can't imagine trying to do them in ffxiv with its awful netcode
>>152555535
I can't read what you don't write.
also >>152555221
>>152555685
cu chulain
>>152555670
Yes please
>>152554505
that way we couldtouch each other's tails!
>>152555107
But there were jump puzzles.
>healsluts everywhere
>be tankslut
>no healers to bully me
why live
>>152555741
>tail catching minigame
I wish someone would catch my tail
>>152555553
Oh look, it's best moonie!
Where have you been hiding?
>>152555685
>the tickrate in this game
God fucking dammit it pisses me off so much.
>>152555727
>moving to an area not marked by the AE
I'm sorry but no. Actually jumping would be me standing on the area of danger and jumping right before the attack hits, thus missing me. XIV is designed so that you are still touching the area of danger even if you're jumping. It's aesthetic.
>>152555741
I am having PTSD flashbacks
don't do this to me
>>152555839
u bout to catch these hands
>>152555553
why were you such a dick to beepy?
>>152555835
>wanted to be healer for tanksluts
>couldn't be bothered to level more
>>152555727
what mechanic in cuchu is strictly dealt with by jumping?
>>152555812
not in HW there weren't
>>152556008
you have to jump on a platform to avoid the instakill
that's the best you'll get
Is this game going to survive the release of Legion?
>>152555942
cringey
>>152555835
>have a cute, lewd, whiny tankboy to bully everyday
tanks are fun to bully as a healer
>>152556056
not exactly a jump based mechanic, at least not what i had in mind.
i was imagining an expanding ring that the boss creates and you have to jump over it to avoid taking damage or a debuff. or jumping at the end of a cast.
>>152556124
The real question is: Will legion survive the release of legion?
Here, I'll bring Guild Wars 2 jumping puzzles to you.
One of the hardest puzzles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3i0bwwK8qk
>>152555953
Honestly who gives a shit. That guy is a psycho and i don't get why people go to him despite all the logs and psychotic episodes.
>>152556204
>hey guys it's ayin
i'd hoped i would never hear these words again. fuck you.
>>152556191
Guild Wars 2 has several of those. Not easy to pull off either, it's safer to just dodge.
>>152556301
i pulled all of those from WoW and unfortunately they're all in dungeons so most of the time you can just ignore them or use mitigation and not worry about it.
i can't think of any raid ones.
>>152556279
i don't care about beepy this was just wondering why even be with the guy if he clearly had enough
>>152555674
Thanks.
>>152555848
A srecret place away from yoooouuu!
>>152556279
because his character is cute
I'm not even joking, that's literally the only reason anyone puts up with that psycho
if he played a male he'd be another lance gravel
>>152556751
it's literally not even cute
>>152555553
leave celestine already and find someone else
>>152556279
Who? Beepy?
>>152556893
it's literally impossible to make a non cute face 1/4 au ra
>>152556279
because we don't get involved in romantic relationships with him you fuckwit
How hard is it tolearn how to be a good co-tank?
Asking for a friend.
>>152557216
Sharing the high point of your day eh pal?
>>152557504
like off tanking?
it's the easiest role in the game
>>152557504
Give your fellow tank a fistbump before every fight and a high-five after the kill.
>>152557504
It's a lot less difficult than one might think. Most of the time, you're essentially glorified DPS unless fights call for tanks to handle mechanics or do swaps.
>>152557561
Yeah, leveling up my tank classes so I can have a WAR on the side. Bought some lore gear for it since capped. Plus I want to look space marine as heck.
How many loads have you blown for your avatar anon? How many loads have they made other people blow?
>>152557836
Go read your mail.
>>152557836
0
Don't even want to know.
aether queues suck
>>152557836
zero
probably a few dozen
>>152557504
At this point in progression, really easy. Basically no dps requirements, you have tons of health for all mechanics, and detailed guides exist for you.
>>152556906
Why?
Is the SSS A8S dummy for BRD correct or is it lower than it should be?
>>152558184
I think they didn't update it to match the recent buffs, so it's slightly off
not by much though
>>152558159
Do you actually do anything in the game or is it just e-relationship shit
>>152558159
you know what they say - should never enter the same river twice
>tfw insatiable catboy lust
>>152558464
Ah thanks. I'm i224 with a i235 weapon and I'm like at 1% on it.
I think I'm doing something wrong just trying to figure out how badly I could be doing. Thank you.
>>152558706
>tfw same but have one to lewd regularly
>majority of players go female character
>4chan community becomes the female only workplace pasta
>Gossiping. Catty behavior and sucking up when a new ebin cat shows up.
>>152558568
Well, I do random dailies and cap tomes for items I'll never use because im too casual to raid.
>>152558648
I guess I'm a rebel.
>>152558767
>>152558706
>baiting yourself
>>152558854
you know it's not going to last and you'll get bored, but whatever
someone teach me MCH
>>152558840
we need the girlluminati, only actual girls know how to handle being girls
>>152559045
Tell me where you are at regarding MCH and I will help pahmp you ahp.
Or rather I'll try to point you to some stuff and give general advice.
>>152559045equip a bard soulstone
>>152559056
>falls apart when one man joins the group and all women start shit talking each other to look better.
>falls apart when one girl has drama with another girl and factions within the grilluminati form
Big, fat, throbbing male Au Ra dicks
>>152558924
Thanks for the advice.
>>152559184
/pinches cheekers
what is she dreaming about...
>>152559184
I'd prefer advice from anonymous posters who don't need to identify themselves in a vain attempt to scream "i am helpful! i am helpful! look at me!". Sorry.
>>152553702
Maybe I'll give them a tug when I got some free time.
>>152559261Barbs
>>152559184
I can't beat the a8s dummy
I'm mostly having trouble managing hot shot and lead shot, I'm not sure if I should clip them or wait for them to run out
also what if lead shot is running out but my CD aren't up for, say, another 8 seconds? should I wait for them before reapplying the dot, should I apply it again when they're up or should I use it and just use the CDs for wildfire?
oh and during the opener should I do hypercharge - b4b - hot shot - buffs - lead shot or unbuffed hot shot and then pop all 3 buffs for lead shot?
>>152559223radiating heat right next to your face
>>152559283
No problems, but if no one replies I'll still be around if you need it.
>>152557836
Tfw no pov bj of catboy sfm.
Where you only see the catboy holding your head which you can't see but thrusting into you
Why is there nothing like this ...
>>152559473
that wasn't me by the way
>>152559536
fuck off sera
>>152559536
>no vague posts all thread
You're losing your touch....
>>152559536
mm yeah suck on that dildo yagmur
i wish they would touch me anymore
If only someone would be my bard senpai...
>>152559631
Pls do not say my name
>>152559631
>tfw nobody to berate me and tell me to suck off a dildoon skypewhile they masturbate to the lewd slurps and gasps
>>152559702
>>152559745
because being on the other side of that is boring as fuck
or maybe I'm just not an audio person, maybe
>>152559736
>using it in the discord
>pls guys it's secret
>>152559942
Do not use my name paired with perverted posts you filthy nerd
>>152559435
Oh cool it was just someone else being weird.
You definitely want to clip your dot and buff, and don't worry about trying to get your dot to synch with any CDs, just use the CDs as they pop and you'll generally synch alright for them with every other Wildfire.
Current opener I see most people bandying around comes from http://dtguilds.enjin.com/namessmchguide but I couldn't tell you much more than that.
Not sure if that helps but honestly you're the first person asking for MCH advice that isn't just first dipping their toes in the water and I feel you're probably pretty ahead of me in most regards.
>>152559734
I'm not sure if you want a bard mentor or if you got filtered. Are they ever going to unfilter family? Is been half a year.
>>152559736
sera can you post your catgirl's armpits
>>152559435
>>152560013
Adding a little on top of what Red posted. I know that on BRD if your dots are about to run out but your buffs are up soon you'll do iron jaws to refresh them pop your buffs and do iron jaws again.
The loss in potency from losing a tick of a dot outweighs the loss of potency from using iron jaws over heavy shot.
I don't know if the same applies to MCH but I assume that it's the same idea. It's just an example.
>>152560324
No I actually meant senpai haha
>>152559939
i knew someone who liked it before..
>>152550294
Healer here. Fuck you. Do the Mechanics. You're the reason The Vault is a pain in the ass to heal. If you get chained then seperate. Don't get hit by horses. Why is it so hard for you cunts?
Anyone interested ingetting stretched past their limits by a large knot and bred?My plans fell through and I'm free later, sometime this afternoon.
>>152560651
>>152560651
Yes.Yes.
>>152559998
step on my face, nerd
>>152560013
>>152560375
thanks for the help, I was having so many issues because of my disjointed ass opener
I used the one Red posted and everything lined up beautifully, thanks again
>>152560708
How can I contact you?
>>152557836
thanks for the daily dose of cringe
>>152560769
Jawesome! Good to hear and good luck with future stuff!
>>152560805
you misquoted, here lemme help u
>>152560651
I really miss him guys
>>152560786
I'll log in now if you're online.
>>152560769
Hey nice man! I just beat it myself on BRD a few times by the skin of my teeth lol.
Be the best MCH you can be
What's ur dps like bitch.
Show parses
>>152560936
I'm not, I'm just about to leave. Name? I'm on Balmung by the way.
>>152561008
Would you prefer a Lalafell or Elezen?
>>152561043
Elezen
It is now glasses hour!
Who glasses'd you? Who did you glasses? What was it like? Are you happier? What do you do with your glasses partner?
>>152561095
i made them myself, then i bought a different pair with a crafting token turn in.
>>152561095
How about I glass you you piece of shit.
>>152561090Amelie Estrelaint, although it's an ERP alt so I may not be on her at the time. When will you be on?
>>152561129
>green percentile.
Shitter
>cat ears are finally here
>>152561095
i made everyone's glasses
>>152561182
Oh, it's you! I was tied up with other things yesterday, I'll be on around 11:30-12 EST today, you know where to find me.I'm really new to ERP, and not a great writer, I hope that's not a problem...
>>>/r9k/30861445
sera...
>>152561235
Wow I bet your garnishes look like SHIT
>>152561271I'm not too flash either, and I thought it might be you!
>>152559734
Server? I could help out a bit and offer some advice.
Post your best erpblowjob stories~
>>152560615
My point was just that tanks have to constantly worry about stuff other than their DPS rotation.
Playing DRG at 60 is really engaging because of the complex rotation, but not much else. Jumping around mechanics is fun though
how do I get through the story mode without playing with other people
>>152561397
Balmung. Running around Idyllshire atm.
>>152561446
You dont.
>>152561296
>garnishes
>not fast food orange percentile
Stay low calorie and low energy
>>152561421
>My point was just that tanks have to constantly worry about stuff other than their DPS rotation.
in what universe?
>>152561485
damn really? okay well any tips on getting through the game with other people?
>>152561446
You should probably consider something other than an MMO.
>>152561468
Damn, I'm on Sargatanas. At least there's one bard you can talk to there, provided they've got some free time.
http://www.novacrystallis.com/2016/08/yoshida-talks-final-fantasy-xivs-alexander-fan-feedback-and-the-quest-for-an-easier-raid/
I'm excited, but I know I'm going to regret it.
I just want cool time-based shenanigans.
>>152561570
are you eu? if so you can join shiva and our ls, then we can help you with the dungeons and stuff
if not then get a nice guild which helps you or just play normally. most people are nice anyway.
How do I play scholar.
Can I keep my pet on sic or does it need management
>>152561676
sic in faceroll content
manage it in stuff that requires half a brain
>>152561095
friend
friends
ok
no
nothing
>>152546307
It is, ignore this anon.
>>152561673
i'm on an na, about to attempt sastasha and i'm shitting myself
>>152561676
Selene on sic for when you want to be lazy, controlled Eos for when you give a fuck.
>>152561616
Ah shame. Yeah I've spoken to him already but I feel bad bugging him haha.
He at least gave me a decent opener and some good advice. I'm just not sure where I should be at my gear level in terms of dps.
>>152561641
People sure are dumb, midas' difficulty is perfect.
The only problem is actually finding a static with fixed jobs, they should do something about this instead.
>>152561750
dont worry anon, that dungeon is super easy
just follow the others, or if tank just run and tank it all. shouldnt be too hard
you can tell the group you are new too
everyday until you like it
>>152561421
>drg
>complex rotation
In what fucking universe is DRG's rotation considered complex? You're literally alternating between Full Thrust and Chaos Thrust combos while maintaining Phlebotomize and Heavy Thrust, and doing your 4th steps. Between that is oGCDs just like every fucking class.
>>152561765
What's your weapon, gear, and iLv? I could give a rough estimate as to where your DPS should be from that info.
>>152561813
i already like it. what are you going to do now? don't tell me this was the endgame, anon.
>>152561809
i'll give it a shot, i'm a thm at the moment
>>152561831
If you want to have a good dps, drg's rotation is way harder than others though.
>>152561831
relative to other jobs it is complex
look at mnk, blm, mch, etc
>>152562013
lmao what the fuck are you smoking
>>152561892
i235 potd weapon Crit: 82 SkS: 117
i230 Yaefemi Gloves
i240 Lore Boots
Rest is midas N stuff and one crafted ring
Overall gear level is i224
>>152561527
Aggro, positioning, mitigation, mechanics, let alone adds
>>152561831
It has more mechanics than other classes and punishes you harder for fucking it up
>2 combos
>dmg boost move needs to be kept up
>standalone DoT
>3 off GCD jumps(with their own buffing oGCD) with huge animation lock
>BotD being the most crucial and most punishing stances to have/lose
>Geirskogul interactions with BotD
>>152562030
impressive counter argument
>>152561831
you can reduce any job in the game down like that
Bored.
Anyone wanna spoil me and buy me clothesto wear as you use me like a living onahole.
>>152562013
MCH looked hard, with all the ogcd it has.
Is it as easy as MNK and BLM?
>>152562220
I could do the latter. What race are you anon>
>>152562220
post pic
>>152562267
no, it's called the ranged mnk for a reason
>>152562220
gender/race/server
>>152562073
>aggro
non issue in this game
>position
non issue outside of a handful of fights, you mostly keep the boss still
>mitigation
non-issue outside of progression
>mechanics
none outside of tank swaps
>adds
handled by the off tank 50% of the time and by the dps the other 50%
try again
>fire 2
>surecast
>flare
>surecast burned on fire 2 even though it finished cast
EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.
>>152562013
>MCH
>rotation
BRD and MCH don't even HAVE rotations. They follow priority systems.
>>152562073
>2 combos
So? All melee have 2 combos they rotate between.
>dmg boost move
So? WAR has Maim, which is part of its second combo.
>standalone DoT
Along with MNK, NIN, BRD (2), MCH, BLM, hell just abput every job but PLD has a stand-alone DoT or two, or 3 for SMN/SCH.
>jumps, geirskogul and blood of the dragon
Would be valid if they weren't all just oGCDs.
DRG is no more complex than any other job.
>>152562267
hardest dps in the game for 20 seconds, then braindead for a minute and a half, then hard again
rinse and repeat
>>152562390
>using surecast
what the fuck am i readng with my eyes
>>152562267
MCH isn't really that difficult.The hardest part is getting the opener down to rote and the rest of the time your GCDs just synch up now and then if you're using everything the moment they come off cooldown.
>>152562346
>these things that exist actually don't exist lol
really funny
SMN, SCH, or WAR someone pick for me so my brain doesn't explode
>>152562294
>>152562295
>>152562317
Balmung, and what other race refers to themselves as anonaholeanyways?
>>152562072
You should do around 1600 DPS on a three minute dummy parse, and probably achieve similar numbers with a 200-400 DPS difference in various Lv. 60 content depending on the encounter and your execution of your toolkit.
I'll be heading off now. Got to get some sleep. Do you use the Discord by any chance? I'm at least available there.
>>152562415
You're missing the point entirely, I'm saying no other class has ALL of those things.
It's widely held that DRG has the most mechanics/shit going on for an optimal DPS rotation, but here you are, dismissing mechanics because they're "just oGCDs."
>>152562517
Anything's an onahole if you have a gun and enough hostages.
>>152562516
WAR
>>152562534
Alright so I'm about 50 dps where I should be then. I consistently get 1550 and can barely beat the a8s dummy by the skin of my teeth with my gear so there must be something I'm not prioritizing correctly.
I do use discord I really do appreciate the help my username on there isJapancakes#8147
>>152562517
>female
male lalas are better onaholes
>>152562517
Um how do I find this lala and use her mouth as an onahole?
Post fiascos
>>152562517
>lala
no thank
>>152562517
cute
how do you feel about au ra?
>>152562750
post a catgirl to jerk-off to
Toasty.
>>152562718
how so?
>>152562718
That may be, but I still like to try.
>>152562747Cinnamon Swirl
>>152562829
They're alright, no strong opinion on race as long as you've got something to stuff me with.
>>152562441
the collossi in castrum and keeper of the lake have aoes that interrupt and a instant move on a random nontank player that interrupts
on a 3,5s cast why the fuck are you not using surecast on your first flare
>>152562964
I said catgirl
>>152561616
it's tyyne noon...
>>152563115
>>152562718
>>152563027
>tfw never done anything with a lala
I'd give you a flirting at least if I was on Balmung, cute lala are rare on my server.
>>152563271
>>152563027
>as you've got something to stuff me with
it's ogre then, sorry
>>152563110
ok ok...
do you guys actually discuss the game or do you only ERP and jerk off to each others' avatars
>>152563883
Both
>>152563883
mostly the latter, sometimes you can get some game discussion going but it's rare and it's mostly tank pissing contests
>>152563883
honestly the latter is the only reliable content but both happen. mostly only newer players do the former because they're asking how to play
>>152563883
I have people to ERP with but nobody to discuss the game with :(
>>152563883
post your avatar and find out
>>152563883
Well...we did just have some DPS conversation a few posts up but, yeah most of the time it's just people jerking off to each other's characters.
>>152563454
Thanks for the interest in that case.
>>152564054
I've got the opposite problem here.
>>152564275
Kinda cute. Would pet and have sit on my lap.
>pedo hour
>>152564421
skinner-kun >w<
>>152564421
I could go for some steamed hams to be honest.
I'm so tired of your bullshit.
seymour
the house is on fire
>>152564342
I think I see the Aurora Borealis in your house, maybe you should go check on that!
>>152560354
>>152563883
At this time of day?
It's actually quite rare to not see at least a few erp requests
Need 2 tanks, 4 healers, and 10 dps for Labyrinth of the Ancients on Aether data center
pls make it pop
>>152564965
is this ava?
gone for a few days and all these neo-ebins popped up
gotta cull them like weeds or else they'll start finding their way into everything
>>152564951
I'm actually sitting in my house right now.
>>152565260
>"Aw man this is gonna explode isn't it?"
>>152565260
>tfw hark got collared
she is soooo lucky!
>>152565260
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3f0_1454090150
>>152565260
bark '-'
>>152565316
It cut off half my comment, that line was meant for this guy.
>>152564421
I was just going to thank you for calling me cute.
I just got to a PLD ilvl 205 and finished the main scenarios. What do I do now? What should I be farming/grinding?
>>152565423
Ah, no worries.
>>152565434
ex dungeons for i215s, midas for i220s, lore for i230/40s
>tfw peed on best moonie
>>152565213
pic related, my queue last night
good luck
>>152565434
a5-a8 normal (mostly just a8 every week) & 220
weeping city for weekly 230 and 230->240 upgrade coins
expert roulette for 215 unlimited
farm lore for 230 upgradable gear
>>152565434
To add onto what >>152565547 has said, you can get a i230 weapon that will be easier to upgrade to i240 with the next patch coming this week, or you can run Palace of the Dead till your aetherial gear is 30/30 for an i135 weapon. Both will take a fair bit of time because the lore weapon requires you beat a8n once each week for 7 weeks and 1000 tomestones of lore, and the PotD is a bit random in its handing out of the bonuses.
Or you can do Anima which will take ages please enjoy.
where my pozbros at
>>152565213
I tried to do labyrinth earlier too, gave up after an hour
>>152565797
neghole here lf pozdaddy to corrupt my boyhole
>>152565635
who?
Anyone on Balmung who can make the LTW Ironworks gear?
thread is died
YUKES WHEN
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING DIFFERENT FLAVOUR OF HUMANS I WANT AN ORIGINAL RACE
Y U K E S W H E N
>>152567280
Keep gw2 out of here awena
>>152567280
I wish I died.
>>152567341
i also wish to ascend to gamer heaven
>>152567280
THEN STOP PLAYING HUMAN YOU FAT PIECE OF SLOB
dead thread
post catgirls tostroke to
>>152567341
I wish the next patch would add more fish.
>people that worry about stupid shit like you leaking logs
Stop being so paranoid and live your life for what you want
If you're embarrassed by something you said then don't say it in the first place and you won't have to worry
This is addressed to everyonebut especially you
fishing is the same as dying
makes u think
>>152567542
So you have more slimy stuff to slide in you're boipucci?
i wish they had taken me instead
>>152567436
>>152567629
>>152567723
>hanna
I can touch myself to this
Anyone need a friend?
What's an acceptable range of dps to be doing as smn at i235 with a seph weapon?
>>152567895
Around 2K
>>152567865
G R O S S
>>152568012
word
>>152567321
that wasn't me...
>When it's not your day, your week, your month or even your year.
Well realistically if I could get three weapons a day I can manage to grind out 30 yokai coins today so I guess it wont be a bad way to waste a day off.
They don't jump up again right? 30 is the max number of coins right?
>>152568339
HAKUNA MATATA
>>152568394
Yeah 30 is the highest.
What does it jump up from? Everything keeps hovering around 15 right now and I'm just waiting for the ambush.
>>152568461
the last 3 are 30 each
>>152568461
After getting all the other weapons the last 3 you get are 30 coins each
>>152568505
Does it just go from 15 to 30? No in-betweens?
>>152568339
who's this cute catte and would he feel better around another catboy?
>>152568273
shut UP awena im sick and tired of your sass
>>152568774
I...
What did I do...
>>152568774
b nice 2 awena
>>152568012
shut up, I already decided I'm going to jerk off to that meower unless you have better ones
>>152568642
Stop!
Awena...
>tfw doing SSS and realize you're terrible at everything
>>152568974
What...
>>152569005
what are you stuck on?
>>152568873
Stop badmouthing me and go clean your room!
>>152568874
Go home before I tell your parents about all of the pots you've been smoking!
>>152569049
can I stroke myself to your seeker...
>>152569061
I'm beating all the dummies I'm just not doing nearly as much as I should be doing for my item level on....all of my jobs pretty much.
>>152569130
my edge is straight unlike my sexuality
>>152569201
are you gay
>>152569286
no they're a hermadrop
>>152569130
wtf...
>>152569139
Stroke what...
>>152569328
what
>>152569328
wat
>>152569340
*takes outside and gives you a whipping*
Go think about what you just did...........
>>152569340{/pet}
>>152569352
>>152569385
are you dum lol
>>152569340
stroke my dick...
>>152569402
Give it back, this isn't right! That was ours...
>>152569462
Hello...
>>152569531
Morning. Hope you slept well.
>>152569519
Why...
>>152569590
I woke up from a dream...
>>152569759
I'm horny and want to stroke it to your seeker... Can I...
>>152569853
don't ask just do it!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152569853
OH NO YOU AIN'T
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE POSITIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>tfw glasses'd
I'm so happy /xivg/...!
>>152570009
What do you call a lalafell wearing glasses?A spec-tater.
How do I git gud at this game
>>152570108
press your buttons in the correct order at the appropriate moments
Good morn
>>152569853
Why me...
>>152570230
Awena a cute
>>152570079
lol
i want this lizard >>152570184
to fuck this cat >>152570230
>>152570230
She's cute and that's what my dick desires... Can I do it...
>>152570298
AWENA IS PURE FUCK OFF
IF ANYONE HAS SEX WITH AWENA EVER IM DISOWNING ZER
>>152570339
Get disowning then
>>152570290
Aranea x Awena...?
>>152570262
Thanks...
>>152570290
weird...
>>152570298
Who are you...
>>152570567I'll do more than call you cute
>>152570567
It doesn't matter who I am... Can I do it yes or no...
>>152570339
i have bad news for you
Good morning, we fell off the world or something, no biggie.
Guys please stop for a secondI must prepareth the bong
>>152570820
>>152570662
What...
>>152570684
It doesn't matter who you are... What matters is your plan...
Tell me who you are...
>>152571053
A certain thing I've told you before.
>>152571053
You just said it doesn't matter... I'm just going to do it without clear answer at this rate...
>>152571053
I'm going to breed this meower.
Highlanders you say?
>>152571396
I'm not telling you... I'm starting...
>>152571396
That's fine, I'm going to make some things for ya.
>>152571396
why do you...... keep....... talking........ like ......... this........?
>>152571506
what are you talking about anon...
>>152571615
No... I'm doing it...
Post more face closeups for finish...
>>152571615Clothes, any specific colour you like?
>>152571657
Never!!
>>152571669
Red...
can you keep your degenerate shit off the thread at least
>>152571727
Okay I'll justcum to your cat that you already posted for me for the last few minutes...
>>152571765
soon
So I may be transferring off of Balmung in a week. I'd like to go to a mid-pop server or even a smaller one as long as it has a (relatively) good-sized raiding community. I am a healer main, have all 3 leveled and geared. I took a break from early April-mid June and didn't start raiding again until I'd been back for a few weeks so I've only killed up to A6S. My numbers are so-so. Not terrible, not great. Where should I look?
Also, if I needed to turn about 14 million gil into items, is there anything that always sells well on non-mega servers or do I need to figure out where I am transferring first?
>>152571727
>You synthesize a pot of wine red dye.
Alright
>>152571818
Shana NO
>>152571882
what the fuck keep me out of this
>>152571818
why..
>>152571862
neat...
>>152571862
>pot
i want to put poños in c@
where the cute cats at
>>152571825
Materia. Also make an alt and check the market board. Low pop server means higher prices usually.
>>152571363
Always!
erp
Good morning Vietnam!
can someone post beepy's meltdown
cummos
can someone post amber's meltdown
post erp logs
>>152572197
Vs or crafting/gathering? Or both? I was thinking I could make money transferring, but if I ever went back I'd lose money. Not that I'd really want to, nothing much here for me now. I'd joined a static that I wanted to stick with because I thought we were promising, but they haven't been able to kill A6 (I went off and did it on my own when the group was on break) and a couple of my friends that I have brought in to rep have been like "what the hell are you doing with these guys?" "You're wasting your time" etc.
So this is the last week I am sticking around before I bounce, and I want a house because I like decorating and want airships and I don't feel like saving up 50 million gil to get one on Balmung
can someone post awena's meltdown
Quit this game during 2.1 and I was thinking of starting fresh on a different server (was on Moogle before), I'm not in a hurry to reach endgame and I'd rather take it easy and socialize, maybe level together with someone else. Is there a lot of sidegames and minigames now? I sort of loved fishing before. Which server do I pick?
Most likely going lizard.
>>152572889
his ffxivg or gw2g meltdowns? this guy has been shitposting on this board since at least 2012
>tfw spend 30+ minutes in queue for a guildhest as a tank.
>no main and shit at the game but still want to raid
Kill me
>>152573049both
can someone post sera's meltdowns
can someone post awena's butt
>>152572889
I don't have a melt down...
>>152573049
awena is great I hope they message me again today
Does the game always take almost 12 hours for a fucking maintenance?
>>152573117
Being shit at the game isn't really an impediment because there's tons of people who are terrible that still raid. Like the two 30th percentile ranged dps in my static, one of whom still dies to height error.
>awena hour
AHDAHSDHASDHASDH
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>>152573223
Who are you...
>>152573283
Japanese protocols
>>152573349
my favorite hour
>>152573349
dumb frogposter
>>152573480
dumb weebposter
>>152573480
>s4s hour
thats it
>>152568461
Who is the best person to ease me into erp, date me, and also stop erping with all other people?
>>152573703
Nobody named by the thread, that's for sure.
PREPARETH THE BONG
>>152573292
Luckily I'm okay at mechanics i'm just terrible at optimizing dps even though i play dps the most. I can only do 1750 dps on a dummy on smn in BiS gear other than a seph weapon for example. Granted my melds are for blm and I didn't use food or pots, but it's still frustrating as fuck when you know you could be doing so much better but you're just shit and can't. /rant
>>152572767
Amber is above that kind of thing. Every post is carefully calculated.
>>152573841
optimizing DPS is literally just rotations though for almost every DPS, the only thing you really need a keen eye for to stick out among other good DPS is being on point with being able to tell how CD usage could affect your DPS on a per-fight basis.
BLM melds would also make a pretty big diff. since spellspeed's weight is opposite on SMN and seph weapon is a pretty big difference from 240/245
>mfw forgot primal's df is worse then aether's.
>>152574064
>tfw I'm just a prawn for mistress
>>152572767
>>152574064
Thancred a cute. CUTE
>>152573841
>tfw 227 drg with 1.3-1.5k DPS on dummies but 0 melds because gearing other classes (DRK+BRD) and you keep fucking up BotD and HT
Was my first class but I swapped from that to healer once I got to HWfriends joined me and were all playing DPS and tankbut it still pisses me off. Geared it up with spare tomes/midan drops/weeping. But fuck I know I could be doing better. Loved DRG since I first saw them in the early FF games but fuck me it pisses me off when I know I should be doing better.
Should I be a paladin and protect the weak?
>>152574246
>tfw half of those quote links are me
>>152574326
so protect yourself? nah
>>152574257
Dude I do that much at i211, you need some help
>>152574326
No, because Paladin does a pretty bad job at protecting anything
>>152574553
I'm rusty as fuck and usually drop my HT or BotD mid rotation because I'm not paying attention. Probably not even optimizing my jumps either. I used to be able to beat the Sephirot dummy at i210, not it lives with like 1% and I just sit there going "fuck I know I fucked up hard somewhere now". Thankfully I just throw stones and glowing light at things now. I'll get back to DPS life one day.
>>152574257
It's also infuriating when you don't know what you could be doing better. On my drg I do the rotation just fine, get 3 geirskoguls in per BoTD, plan my ogcd usage out etc and still do barely mediocre dps. Makes me want to just give up.
>>152574827
*now
Fuck my tired brain and not proof reading.
>>152574872
DRG, like NIN is a pain to master and comes down to muscle memory.
I want toknotAwena!
>>152575157
I want tobarbAwena!
Why are there so many trannies playing FFXIV?
>Download free trial
>Client crashes twice when trying to create new account in the client
>Whatever, do it on the website
>Let game update itself overnight
>Try to log on now
>Error connecting to data center
Is this client programmed by retards?
>>152575509
weeb game for weeb sickos
>>152574872
Record yourself or write it out
Are you Power Surging every other Jump? Are you clipping CT or letting it drop? Are you popping Life Surge for your 4th combo or just Full Thrust?
>>152575157
Awena is SOOO lucky
Only display own debuffs/relevant group debuffs option when
Seriously who the fuck thought that only showing your own debuffs or ALL FUCKING DEBUFFS is a good idea. I don't give a shit about some faggotron's dots, but I'd like to know if that same faggotron actually applied a slashing debuff or something similar.
>used to be the best FC on the server
>now this
Ebinism hit them hard...
>>152575526
>Is this client programmed by retards?
Just like the servers. I didn't really experience any client side problems outside the launcher being retarded a couple of times, but what MMO launcher isn't shit anyway?
>>152574326
>PLD
Foolishness anon, foolishness.
Might controls everything, and without strength, you can't protect anyone, let alone yourself.
>>152575910
>50 posts early
report
>>152575910
fuck off
>>152576094
Oh... you don't want it...?
>>152575910
>>152576094Lemme know when you wanna hang out, I'm currently on an alt playing another cities storyline.
>>152575797
The cancer that has killed the RP community.
>>152576362
What do you mean?
>>152576459
le trans boogeyman
>>152576459
These people bring nothing meaningful to rp and only want to act out their sexual fantasies.
>>152576128
who are you...
>>152576359
I'm leaving in an hourish and wont be able to log in for a while... If I catch you tonight I'll add you...
>>152576559
Oh 100% agreed then
>>152576569
can you quit responding to the creeps you attention-starved slut.
>>152576638
Stfu
>>152576569
Sure thing, if I'm not on I might be asleep but I got some cans of energy drink so I should be on unless I get dragged away for someLoL or PaydayWill try my best so we can hang out.
>>152576770
Won't be on for another... 11-12 hours or so...
>>152576638
sorry...
What did she mean by this?
>>152576569
You know who...
>>152576867
Don't worry we'll hook up eventually, I'll see how my night goes. Take care!
>>152576867
Actually if you can log on now since you said you're leaving in an hour you can add me, that way you can see when I'm on. I usually get up around the time you're getting back.
>Awena samefagging episode
Check, please.
>>152577149
I'm around now...
>>152577001
who...
>>152577487
Just quickly hop over to my place and I'll add you.
Wasn't there a hunt tracker online? Anybody have the link
>>152576569
>Awena won't be around for awhile
ty god
>>152577487
Don't play dumb... You know who I am...
>>152575873
>>152575873
>>152575873
>>152575873
>>152578072
>>152577668
>>152577668
>>152577668
>>152577668
Fuck you fishface.
Well now that the dust has settled,can we agree that Tanitsuki Shiruki is a faggot?
>>152579217
I know who you are