/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Autism.

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Rooftrellen
>Is fat
>Got horrible haircut
>Looks like peter griffin
>Awful voice
>Hideous smile
>Acne in face

HOWEVER

>Plays and wins in Hearthstone tournaments
>Is going to the Blizzcon tournament
>Full golden decks
>Wins rematchs despite shaddy DCs
>GOT A GIRLFRIEND

/hsg/, do you even compare? What are you doing? This guy is more successful that you all.

How you explain this?

any new amazon app deals come out?

>>152501463
>golden darkfisher

5 secret priest


When the enemy hit more than 7 damage.You take control of the the minion with the highest attack in the enemy field.

>abar took priest HP
what the hell were the other choices?

>>152501526
I just have sex with strangers.

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>>152501526
I started HS like few months ago and I have a boyfriend.

>>152501718
Pala and War.

This game = Joke

>shaman sure is balanced -Ben Brode

>>152501539
Why do you need amazon app deals? I got over 500 packs for free during the hay day promotion. You should never have to buy anything again if you were smart.

>start new account
>playing basic mage with a few cards from packs
>rank 24
>play against netdecked aggro Shaman

WHO ARE THESE PLAYERS? DO THEY JUST SPEND HUNDREDS ON CARDS AND NEVER RANK OUT OF THE 20S???

>"I-I was too fast"
>"No, no, you were perfect!"

Damn these casters sound like me and my gf if I had one

>>152501731
Do you have a feminine dick?

>>152501718
Paladin's, which is shit in the matchup because of UTH, even totems are better because most have 2 health and beneficial effects.
The other was armor up.

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>tfw you will never be as handsome and Kibler

>Rexxar
>Rexxar
>Rexxar
>Rexxar
>Morgl
>Thrall
>Rexxar
>Rexxar

WHY IS EVERYONE PLAYING HUNTER AGAIN?

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>>152501830

I missed it.

>>152501895
No.
It's pretty masculine but I keep it in check.

>>152501998
turns out call of the skill is pretty balanced

>>152501830
>hay day promotion
I just started playing again 2 days ago. What did I miss?

>>152501526
I didn't just give up on my dreams, I gave up on dreaming. I don't have anything left that I want in my life.

He has things in his life he enjoys. I don't anymore. That's what happened.

>Handsome
>Articulate
>Has a cute doggo
>One of the most knowledgeable players in the game
>Shitloads of professional experience across multiple games
>Actual cardmaking experience with Magic and now Duelyst

Why do people dislike Kibler?

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>>152501983
>tfw you will always be too shy to capitalize on your handsomeness

>>152501998
If you Highmane on 6, coint and Call of the Balance on turn 7 and 8 you won the game.
If you Highmane on 6 and 7 and CotW on 8, you won the game.

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>>152502180
>>152502073
lmao

>>152501998
Cheapest actually viable deck to make since it requires 0 adventures. Has a good match-up with le angry red man of armor.

>>152502260
drugs are degenerate

are yogg druid, token druid, and ramp druid all the same deck?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0SBlSFBeSg

>>152502260
he's a shill
Brian "please don't call me Brian "Blizzard Shill" Kibler" Kibler Kibler

>>152502260
they don't

>>152502403
ramp is different. yogg druid is just token druid +yogg

>>152502260
I only saw a few priest videos of his and he really is handsome. Also good music. Might watch more.

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What should I do with all this?

>>152502403
Yogg druid and token druid are very similar, though they differ in regards to a few key cards.
I don't know if there is any specific ramp druid deck in this meta that is not a full-on astral communion meme, or shit.

fuck u all for supporting this shitty pay to win unbalanced game made by jews who cant even balance and introduce wild to solve their problems. pay them more faggots.

>>152502658
meme with it
it's not a particularly good card but it's fun

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>Yogg is balanced because you have to build your deck around him
what other things do Shieldbearers say?

>>152502658
disenchant. those are garbage cards that will never see any play.

>>152502658
disenchant golden legendaries unless they're really good AND you don't have a plain version

>>152502260
because reddit like him

>>152502658
Dust everything except for the rare.

>>152502260
all those ads he puts in his video with that silly american shill face get me nervous

>>152502658
Make a golden n'zoth hunter deck for your new golden waifu!

>>152502658
and here i am all level 200 and got 1 legendary literally fuck this game i bet the ones that pay get a better chance at getting legendaries

>>152502890
>Arcane Golem
LUL

should hearthstone add the ability to shuffle your hand so that your opponent doesn't know what you topdecked?

anyone want to trade play a friend quests so we get 160 g?

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Should I?

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>>152502812
>Discarding your deck is fine just pretend you didn't draw that card

>>152502754
show me where Brode touched you

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Holy shit this deck completely BTFOs those cancerous revive priest decks. 6 in 6 so far

Cora looks thirsty af desu

>>152502890
>look at this deck I copied from Reynad

Go away

>>152502969
If you play priest, paladin or warrior control variant, yes.

>>152502969
Depends, how badly do you want to play control warrior when tempo/dragon warrior is a lot better?

>>152502969
If you want to HEH GREETINGS then go for it.

>>152502658
Oh, just realized it was a hunter card and not a neutral. Shit, disenchant it is. Gonna craft either Xaril or Edwin with it, if I'm making an N'Zoth Rogue which is easier to play without?

>>152502969
huge card in c'thun warrior, which is probably the only viable control deck right now

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Anyone want to rate my Good Stuff™ Arcane Golem Warrior deck? It's not strictly OTK, it's more of a "vomit out your hand in a smart way for 7 turns, then play good stuff and Alex+threaten 15 damage lethal over and over"

>>152502954
this time i posted the deck

>>152503030
no way man, look at all these tech switches and shit, it's completely unique and no one thought of this

>>152502846
I have Golden Grommash, Golden Edwin, Golden Deathwing. Don't have normal versions of any of them.

You really suggest that I disenchant them?

>>152503030
gaynad plays cycle not good stuff
>>152503203
arcane golem is a 3 mana 4/4
you don't play it

>>152502812
>overload counts as part of the mana cost

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>>152502812

>>152502969
It'll cycle out in four months and it's not part of any Tier 1 decks. Yeah it's nice for C'Thun Warrior, but unless you're facing a mirror it's not necessary-- you can just swap in more aggressive legendary cards.

>>152503186
Edwin is far more core to rogue than Xaril even if Xaril has a deathrattle

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what should i change?

>>152502658
I wish I had a Huehueran.

>>152503243
no because you don't have the normal version

>>152502969
If you want to play control warrior or slow C'Thun warrior, sure.

Control priest also looks like an option, but the current trend looks like cutting Justicar and heal with fat priests while pulling out shit with bishops and Barnes.

Paladin doesn't really need it since you win against control warrior without it, and you typically lose to control priest even with it. It used to be pretty great with Quartermaster, but as long as there is no similar recruit buff card, I don't think it's worth it.

There is one expansion left before Justicar rotates out so there is some chance of her becoming relevant for other classes, but it's unlikely.

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>>152503335

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What kind of minion will Blizzard give Zoo to replace the Boss next year?

>>152503004
it also #reks Yogg druid

>>152501526
>>152502225
Anon you spurned on this sad response, are you happy? Apologize to this anon.

>>152502260
Nobody hates Kibler and if they do its because they hate themselves.

>>152503335
would be perfect if the druid was holding FoN and SR

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>>152503203
Made something *kind of* similar.
Ended up crafting the Justicar. Who knows, she might just be enough of a cool and unique card that Blizzard keeps her in standard.

>>152503243
>/hsthirdworldgeneral/ doesn't understand the meaning of the world and

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>>152503604

>>152503203
literal shit

enjoy dying turn 5 because of 3 hueg legendaries in opening hand

>>152503604
Probably some disgusting deathrattle thing.

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>playing Malygos Shaman against Handlock in Wild
>trading heropowers
>he darkbombs my healing totem, use Wow emote to express my amazement
>That's incredible!
>next turn he is so tilted by this masterpiece of a voice clip that he taps, overdraws his reno, and concedes
>mfw reno doesn't even matter against my combo
S T O R I E S

>>152503458
Holy shit what happened to my reading comprehension.

>>152503335
>competitive
can't stand this buzzword

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>Shaman spends whole game delaying, has deck full of spells, barnes pulled out Thaurissian and he played another one.
>Pretty sure whatever combo he does next will kill me
>lay down a yogg
>Buffs itself silly then gives itself charge

THE LIGHT SHALL BURN YOU

>>152502969
how that much dust?

>>152502974
but that's literally true, you're the shieldbearer
you "pretend" the discarded cards are from the bottom of your deck, there is no downside unless you hit fatigue

>>152503737
As ridiculous of an ability as that is, zoo probably wouldn't run it.

>>152503335
If MTG is so much better, why have Reynad and Kibler stopped playing it?

>>152503449
this should make you the true cancer build.

-2 ancestral knowledge
-1 earth shock
-1 flame juggler
-2 lava shock

+1 doomhammer
+1 flametongue
+2 thing from below
+2 tuskar totemic

>>152503604
The Implosion Guy
>whenever this minion attacks a minion with divine shield, summon 0 Imps

>>152503935
not as much money in it

wtf is knife juggler good again what did i miss

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>3 mana 4/2 legendary that whirlwinds at the end of the turn
>3 mana 3/3 common that battlecries whirlwind

this game design tho

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>>152503915
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>152503935
m8 there is a bit of a difference between those two

>Reynad
>made small inroads on the competitive scene before being banned for cheating (it absolutely was cheating, regardless of what he now says)

>Kibler
>literally one of the all-time magic greats who had a definitive impact on the game

Like, nothing Kibler could do in Magic now could equal his previous accomplishments. He only plays now out of love of the game, so it isn't critical to him especially because he earns more money streaming HS. And he doesn't really play HS competitively, he rarely plays tournaments.

>>152503935
cucknard got banned

>bringing hunter to tourney

>>152503243
not him but I would say no. I'd dust a golden legendary if it were a bad one, or if I had the regular one and still needed more legendaries.

>A normal and regular guy wins at HS

huh?

>>152504140
and the ghoul is in a class that actually benefits from whirlwinds and doesn't just kill their own board

What? Control Hunter is bad?

Who would have guessed?

>>152504136
A brain

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>>152503737
I WANT IT

>>152504140
It's balanced because hunter has a lot of 1/1's

>>152503935

the online game sucks ass

>>152503935
Noodledick got b& for cheating. Dunno bout kibbler

>>152503737
I can't stop vomiting.

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>>152503737
>zoo
>turn 8

>>152504214
Reynad definitely looks like the type who would cheat at a card game.

>>152503681
has blizzard even mentioned any plans of adding cards to the classic set or otherwise augmenting rotations to keep certain cards around?

>>152504214
for those unaware what reynad did in hs terms was sneaking in a dr. boom into his deck in an arena tournament
no chance in hell it was anything but cheating, especially considering it was the baby himself

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>>152501383
>mfw he dabs

>>152503983
thanks
don't have a second doomhammer so for now i'll keep the second flame juggler so my 2 drops are a little better

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>tfw everyone so salty at how overpowered zoo is

Is Frodan a semen slurper?

>>152504842
also consider replacing one of the flame jugglers with a lightning storm if you're see alot of aggro

>>152505009
Nah. He does look like one, but it's clear he's not.

>>152505009
hes a renowned cock aficionado

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>>152505031
gotchu fampai

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HEY DON'T YOU GUYS WANT TO GO TO YOUR LOCAL FIRESIDE GATHERINGS?

THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, I BET YOU WANNA GO NOW I MEAN WHO WOULDN'T? :^)

Bras7-1 vs burger

who win?

>>152505235
>tfw no fireside gatherings in narnia for dat cardback

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>mfw my favorite playstyle is control
>control is total horseshit in the current meta

Is there anything similar to control that's actually not trash tier in the meta? Maybe mid-range I'm guessing?

Or are we just stuck with tempo shit and aggro cancer memes until the next expansion?

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>yfw lifecoach reached legend with this deck

>>152505235
once I went to an event in Madrid of HS, I don't know what it really was, they gave us a pack for free and there were some local pros around

It wasn't too bad, there were some autists but it was pretty much some teenies fooling around plus 4 or 5 autist fat asses, I didn't see any dancing retards either

>>152505520
you're probably just total horseshit desu

>>152505520
play bogchamp shaman :^)

>>152505710
I probably am, but that doesn't change the fact that control decks are fucking awful.

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>>152504982
>mfw zooshitters want to tell themselves their nigger retard deck is still good
>mfw next week Tempostorm™ will officially declare it tier 3

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>>152505520
>my favorite playstyle is control

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>>152505469

Why would you even want it when the Pirates cardback exists?

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>>152505520
>heh, greetings
>+20 armor
>12 to 18 hp taunts
>strongest late game in the meta

>>152505935
started too late for it

jesus christ
pascoa looks like a gay caveman what the fuck
eughhh
>the city of brazil

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>>152505829
That's right my fedora brother. Control is indeed the first choice of the wise patrician.

Unless you live in the current year.

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>brawl
>priest plays brewmaster on turn 2 empty board

>>152505951
>strongest late game in the meta
That's still priest and always will be while entomb is in the game.

>>152505520
Control warrior is still good, especially the C'Thun build.
Anyfin paladin is pretty good right now.
Control shaman is fine, Maelstorm Portal gives you more strong ways to fuck aggro outta the board.
Some kind of control priest might also arise with Onyx Bishops, funnel cake priests, and Barnes.

>>152505829
let's give this man some upvotes

>>152506136
brewmaster is pretty useless, you don't need it

seriously how can anyone say frodan is gay when pascoa exists
look at his mannerism, he can't get his mind off of cock

>>152506136
not nearly as bad as priest copying shaman hero power and then using justicar

>>152506136
this is the easiest co op brawl by a mile and brewmasters are one of the least usefull combo pieces in it

the only important cards are double health and inner fire, it doesnt even matter what you play them on as long as you play them all on the same minion

>>152505520
Just play zoo, it's the most competitive control deck around at the moment.

>>152505827
You misspelled tier 1, friend. I can see it now, something along the lines of "after seeing the results of the summer preliminaries, it's clear zoo is a dominant force in the meta. One of the key benefits is how even with multiple missplays, it is still very forgiving because of just how powerful the individual cards are combined with the warlock hero power. Now here we take a look at our shitty version of an otherwise meta-defining deck." Something along those lines. :^)

>>152506136
So? Literally doesn't matter. The only important thing is that they don't waste their fucking buffs on anything but the Gargoyle or that Dragonstalker or whatever it's called.

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>>152505520
>Is there anything similar to control that's actually not trash tier in the meta?

Zoo.

It's control.

>>152506169
c'thun warrior still wins on fatigue most of the time, plus it can put big pressure with the 4/2 divine shields and vek'lor

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>>152506324
Pascoa has really long luscious eyelashes.

It's kind of hot actually. No homo.

>>152506384
>Ohboyherewego.jpg

>>152506384
(You)

>>152506373
>The only important thing is that they don't waste their fucking buffs on anything but the Gargoyle or that Dragonstalker or whatever it's called.
not true, as long as you are buffing something with 5+ life you can easily get to 70+ health and win with it

Pascoa is cute as fuck, though.
I mean really, look at him. I'd buy a plushie of him if I could.

>>152506384
>Nyuuh! I'll get right on it!
What did he mean by this

>>152503758
While that's technically possible, the odds of having nothing to play by turn 3 when 19 cards cost 3 mana or less and I have nine chances to pull one if I hard mulligan a full legendary hand are... well, someone would have to do the math, but it's been low.

>>152506518
>>152506459
>>152506324
you niggas need to calm down

>>152506169
>don't play anything for priest to entomb
>win

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>>152506368
>>152506384
>Zoo is control

Would it be possible to make a deck that is in any way competent with only 2-cost cards?

>>152506673
Well, you do control the board pretty fucking well until turn 5 lethal.

>>152506662
>late game
>don't play anything

>>152506652
>you niggas need to calm down
>you niggas
>niggas
>as
>s
nice one m8

>>152506687
no because you get blown out by a single AOE

>>152506673
zoo is control you fucking idiot,

play small stuff, control the board. kill opponent.

>>152506774
Look at me in the post number and tell me that he isn't an unnaturally attractive male.

>>152506687
no because there are no good 2 drops on the game except class cards. you can make a paladin deck with an obscene amount of 1 drops and divine favor though

>>152506802
>this is what shieldbearers actually believe

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>>152506652
Seriously, look at his eyelashes.

Gatdamn, I want to lick

>>152506687
Maybe a weenie aggro deck with Paladin, but it would get blown out by even the slightest bit of control.

>>152506687
If you could make a deck with only totem golems, lava shocks, and maelstorm portals, it might work.

>>152506802
if it runs 14 one cost cards it's not control. if it can win by turn 5 it's not control.

>fun and interactive

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post your cardbacks.

>season 1 cardback prestige boi

>>152506802
>>152506931
I swear this is a meme.

Zoo is just aggro with less HP per minion but more card draw to make up for it. Calling it mid-range is already a stretch since it wants to win well before turn 8.

>>152506905
>terrible jawline
>huge nose
>awful facial hair
>beady eyes
>super long face
i am telling you that is not an unnaturally attractive male

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Zoo is Zoo you faggots.

You can play it as midrange with Sea Giants. You can hoard POs + Soulfires and play it as a salt inducing combo deck with Leeroy. You can play it as hyper aggro/face with charge minions and divine shields. You can play it as a memedeck with discard bullshit. Etc.

>>152506687

> Yogg Gang Ups himself

Stories!

>>152506762
Correct

>>152507075
>play newest zetalot meme deck
>barnes summons Y'Shaarj on turn 4
>Y'Shaarj pulls out Ysera
>"well thought, I concede"
are you implying I'm some sort of aggro shitter

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>Priest is "dead"
ayy lmao

>>152506931
>>152507075
>>152507103

spotted the shieldbearer newfags

>>152507175
i put sea giants and 2 PO+leeroy, i still consider it aggro and not midrange

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>>152506802
>>152506751
By this logic, tempo mage and miracle rogue are both control.

Literally everything in the game is control then you dumbass.

>>152507175
>midrange
no it's aggro
>combo
no it's aggro
>face
no it's aggro

m8, zoo is the classic aggro deck that plays like an aggro deck
note it's not a face deck (unless you're a really bad player) which is why some retards think it's control

>>152507390
Aggro shaman controls his mana crystals and your life total.

It's control because you control your opponents health total :)

>>152503681
Looks alright. I used to run 2x Fierce Monkey and 2x Bloodhoof Brave, but they never felt like they adequately stopped problems when I played on curve vs. aggro.

Bolster/King looks neat, though, might be cool with a Hogger if you want to meme extra hard.

>>152507320
nice argument, nigger

>>152507280
there's a diference between getting lethal on turn 5 and your opponent conceding

>>152507295
>winning a game in rank 14
wew lad, you sure convinced me with that high res screenshot

>>152507295
>rank 14
go away

(f)rosty

>>152507647
why is that faggot with his hood up?

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>>152507097
rarest one i have tbqh

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Zoo is not a control deck you retards.

Let's talk about something else please. I'm already triggered from the bullshit I'm seeing in this tournament.

>>152507525
about as valid as the bullshit you're spewing

I don't even play zoo, but it's not aggro, if you play it like aggro, you're a retard and probably lose with it a lot

>>152507713
he is playing freeze mage he is cold

>>152507103
It's a meme but zoo is still the most board control focused aggro deck. It can rarely afford to neglect board control and let opponent dictate trades unlike shaman or warrior who often race you and force to deal with their fat underpriced minions. Zoo is an example of how aggro decks should work, small weenies, lots of trades, board position, vulnerable to AoE. Only Councillor is bullshit fat minion here.

>>152507781
Trump says it's aggro.

So, you're wrong. It's aggro.

>>152507713
shitty haircut or>>152507870

>>152507175
This guy knows

Zoo is a fast deck but you don't run everything into the enemies face like the old face hunter would

>>152507781
>aggro
>short for aggresive
>deck that runs 14 one drops and a 5/7 charge/leeroy isn't aggressive
waiting for your argument now retard

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>>152507097
>i know 2 people irl who play this game edition cardback

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>>152504571
I agree, that's why I ended up adding 2x Doomsayer.
The Bolster/King combo is crazy if you can pull it off. The deck just needs better ways to stall.

>>152507920
which is why it's not a face deck
it's still aggro by any sane definition

>>152508007
google the definition of aggro, educate yourself and then come back, you drooling dickbrain

>>152508146
oops, directed to >>152507494

>>152507097
cardbacks should be craftable and disenchantable for 1000 dust

that way new players can stop bitching and old players can get a ton of dust from shitty backs

>>152508309
>still no argument

Short for 'aggressive', aggro is used to define a deck or archetype which is highly dependent on creature combat and aggressive attacks (also 'beatdown'). The aim is to develop an advantage in the game before the opponent.

>>152501526
gooby pls that fat blob's the rock bottom of humanity

>>152507428
No, most Zoo builds these days are midrange decks with several win conditions and play accordingly in various matchups.

They only seem aggro to mentally constipated faggots who fail to get on board till turn 5.

Discard Zoo is the closest thing to aggro Zoo because divine shields with charge are somehow not popular nowadays and if Discolock traded as much as midrange Zoo (with Brann and Giants) they'd run out of resources in a blink.

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So which one of you faggots is this?

>>152508365
this would kill the amount of packs people purchase since every player would be basically awarded a free legendary at the end of each season

>>152502076
Why you lie on the internet.

>>152508585
me

>>152508585
me

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Wasn't Druid and auto win for Freeze Mage?

What the fuck is Rosty doing? That Fandral has been on the field for 5 turns.

>>152508585
me tbqh

>>152508774
superior brazilian mindgames

>>152508565
it's aggro

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i'm starting to sweat for pascoa
freeze mage is the ultimate cancer this game has ever seen
say what you will about patron or zoo or whatever, but it's freeze mage

>>152508565
>midrange decks
do you even know what that means?
midrange decks try to play one minion on curve every turn and slowly beating down the opponent
mdirange decks typically don't run much burn and not too much card draw either
pre-standard midrange paladin and midrange hunter and even secret paladin are the archtypical midrange decks

aggro decks vomit their hand early and either run a lot of card draw or are face decks and typically run a lot of burn

How was the amazon promo exploitable ?

>>152508959
Hear hear

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>>152508309
I googled aggro deck and it showed me a Zoo deck.

Status of your argument:

[ ] Logical
[ ] Illogical
[ ] Blown The Fuck Out
[x] Where No Shitpost Has Gone Before

>>152508774
winning

>>152508774
why would he care? he has all the freezing cards in his hand

>>152508774
he played this very well
he had no way to not be popped once the minions were free to attack so all he could do as stall with freezes and ice block for as long as possible so he could draw his burn
fandral was irrelevant

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Post cards that trigger Shamans

How the fuck do I take smaller screenshots so I don't have to edit them before posting them here?

>>152508774
He should have yogg'd

>>152509079
google results are tailored towards whoever uses the machine based on the websites they browse.

Kill yourself.

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>>152509246
My giantfu

>>152509264
snipping tool if you're on windows
also you can not be a faggot and just post the screen

>>152509264
get puu.sh

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>beast druid

>>152502974
you're the shielbearer here senpai

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why does he wear the hood?

>>152509297
You asked him to do that in the first place and now get pissy, retard

>>152509398
what are you talking about, screenshots are too big sized to be posted here and I cba to edit every single fucking one of them
>>152509412
>can't be found
huh?

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>>152509246
devastating against shamans and zoolocks

Zoo is basically mtg aggro.
You flood the board with never ending small minions and buff them to deal with trades against slower, bigger creatures, aggressively winning by overwhelming numbers.

>>152509583
google it you fucking mongoloid

>>152509748
spoonfeed me

>>152509481
he has no hair from all those cancer deck

>>152509654
hearthbabs think aggro means "hitting face always"
it's not the first term they've butchered

>>152509583
stop being a fatcat with a 4k screen

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>Playing Beast Druid BEFORE Menagerie Warden is out

This guy does not want to win or something?

>>152509014
Zoo has natural card draw thanks to the Warlock HP. Zoo wins by curving out, controlling the board till midgame and finishing you off with high value midrange minions and spells. Zoo steals your tempo constantly too. Some variations of Zoo run Leeroy for additional burst damage. But it's not the deck's only win condition you fucking dumbfuck.

It's not aggro by any means. The closest description right now is midrange.

>>152509835
Madagascan mindgames, shieldbearer.
You wouldn't understand.

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>>152509246

Zoo is a control deck. Hearthstone players, however, having never been exposed to another card game, see control as a deck that has to sit around and do nothing but remove for fifteen turns and don't understand this.

>>152509847
>The closest description right now is midrange.
no midrange is the least fitting description of all of the following: aggro, midrange, control, combo, tempo
zoo has way too much card draw, way too small minions, way too many chargers, and way too much board flooding to be midrange, all of these are highly typical of aggro decks though

>>152508023
wait, so you can just make 2 new accounts and get the card back?

anyone keep track of all the play a friend quests they have completed since the quest was introduced?

i've completed the quest at least 47 times
>tfw blizzard gave me 4000 gold

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>>152509801
>there are people in this thread right now who think Tempo Warrior is actually a tempo deck

>>152510049
you're opinion is shit

>>152510190
t.Bestmageu

>>152510049
>i have played magic and watch reynad's stream so my nonsense is fact

>>152510150
if you have 3 computers in your house sure

>>152509801
Well, only zoo plays like aggro in Hearthstone.
Midrange is fucked up too.

>caring about minions as freeze mage with all your freeze cards in hand

hello shielbearer

>>152509775
I AM

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>>152509847
on the left, typical midrange hunter. on the right typical zoo

>>152510302
>if you have 3 computers in your house sure

you mean computer + tablet + phone

>>152510497
Don't ever get a baby

>>152510525
>>152510302
you just need computer + something else

just use a phone emulator on pc

>>152510521
>barnes
>typical

>>152510195
>there are people in this thread right now who think "miracle" means drawing a bunch of cards with gadgetzan auctioneer

>>152510521
even that hunter list is more aggro leaning with argent horseriders and no 5 drops which most decks run

>opponent goes first
Haha looks like I lost well played :)))))

>praying
you deserve to get punished

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>Get god tier hand
>Still have a "I just want to kill myself" face

What the fuck is wrong with Rosty? He wasn't breastfeed as baby or something? Did he sacrified his humanity to play HS?

>>152510813
>there are retards in this thread right now who think "miracle" doesn't mean drawing a bunch of cards with gadgetzan auctioneer in hearthstone because the name originally comes form the magic equivalent of questing adventurer which barely any hs miracle deck still runs

>>152510897
American lethargy.

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>>152510897
let me guess.
you have broken something because you were mad over videogames

>>152511001
>there are people in this thread who think miracle means what it means and not the definition hearthbabbies invented due to not knowing what it means
this is what you just said

PASCOA BM

>>152510897
His feet hurt.
The room is cold.
He's hungry.
He wants to go home.

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I've never seen two people so unhappy to be playing a video game

>>152511212
in hearthstone a miracle deck is any deck that relies on gadgetzan to draw a shit ton of cards for combo shenanigans even without edwin or questing
hearthstone isn't magic m8

>>152510129
>way too many chargers
One or two is way too many?

You're retarded my man.

And how is card draw typical of aggro decks, come again? Card draw is control's schtick.

Most Zoo minions may be small, but their most important attribute is stickiness (to control THE BOARD), not the immediate damage output.

Zoo is midrange because it's not fast enough to aggro you to death on turn 4 unless you're a retard playing some memedeck, and Zoo typically controls the board till midgame, then pushes for lethal with midrange threats more oftne than not. Trying to use 1584158327 criteria that do not fit at all to put an aggro label on it is fucking stupid.

>>152511427
flow chart syndrome

>>152511438
yes i'm well aware hearthbabbies butchered the word

>>152506762
you can play le 30 damage worgen or le concealed gadgetman

>>152511575
kill (You)rself

>have a knife juggler, imp gang boss and doomguard on the field
>reach turn 7
>the mage predictably casts flamestrike, killing everything but the doomguard
>in its death the Imp Gang spawns an imp
>the knife juggler, which is at -2 health and 'dead', hits her face
>zero cards in hand
>top deck the other doomguard
>get exactly enough for lethal
>"My magic will tear you apart!"
I feel kind of shitty after that one, I don't think that juggler logically should've triggered.

>>152511427
>mfw I have a 5 win quest and have won 0(zero) after an hour of playing

>>152511734
gro up kid

If I'm playing priest going 2nd and opposing warlock plays turn 1 flaming imp is it bad to use shadow word pain on it?

>>152510129
>way too many chargers
Dragon Warrior has 4 chargers. It's not a midrange deck according to you?

>>152510564
>Put food in baby's mouth
>He spits it out

not much more I can do

>>152511438
in magic there was a card that is literally violet teacher and questing adventurer

this deck-archetype was named, Miracle (currently UW miracles)

people constructed decks containing this card, and a deck full of cantrips

hearthstone is released

original miracle rogue won via questing adventurer and violet teacher

over the time, miracle rogue evolved and eventually ditched these cards but kept the name

>>152501526
I never understand when people do stuff like this like "this person is successful what are YOU doing with your life??" like you're in the same fucking boat as the rest of us, why act so smug

>>152511476
>And how is card draw typical of aggro decks, come again?
>zoolock
>(old school) aggro mage
>aggro paladin
>aggro shaman
the most typical non-face aggro decks and all run a lot of card draw
other aggro decks like face hunter, face shaman and pirate warrior are all face decks and do'nt run burn

>One or two is way too many?
when they're as big as in zoo and primarily intended as """"late game"""" finishers yes

>Most Zoo minions may be small, but their most important attribute is stickiness
face hunter ran haunted creeper and argent squires because sticky minions are the most aggressive minions there are m8

>it's not fast enough to aggro you to death on turn 4
hardly any deck is but a turn 6-8 lethal is not atypical of zoo and that's similar to face hunter and shaman

>Zoo is midrange
no it's not, if you actually think so you simply have no idea what you're talking about, it's literally the opposite of midrange

>>152511141
Not him but I once broke a controller and a window after my little brother overwrote my save file on Valkyrie Profile.

Piece of. Shit Brazilian I swear I will fucking end him

>>152510897
>mfw playing in this meta

>>152511476
>not the immediate damage output
abusive sergeant, PO, soulfire, leeroy, knife juggler and doomguard are all ways zoo can do huge amounts of damage to the face from hand

zoo has two game plans: aggro and control

againt slow decks, it plays the aggressor and uses its sticky minions to counter the enemy's removal. trading happens only when not doing so risks the opponent swinging the board around.

against other fast decks, it plays control and uses its sticky minions plus buffs to bully the other aggressive deck off of the board. it either uses the board lead to win the game or its hero power to out-grind the other aggro deck. This does not suddenly make it a control deck in any other context

>>152511792
Not as hilarious as peddling a boar and PO'ing it twice for exact lethal of 9dmg to the face.

They never see it coming.

>>152511915
5 chargers + weapons + blackwing corruptors which are pretty much chargers

>>152511915
those chargers are midrange threats and not late game finishers
dragon warrior is a pretty typical midrange deck only with overpowered 2-drops

>>152512251
come on rosty don't be like that

>>152512251
You been drinkin, Jim?

>>152512159
You motherfuckers need to define what you understand as midrange

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Pascoa
>Smiles
>Shows emotion
>A NATURAL MISTAKE
>MY THANKS TO YOU
>HM WELL PLAYED
>Goes for the full BM and wins

Meanwhile Rosty...
>No emotions
>Lools super emo all the time
>Loses

Props to Pascoa for playing the like it is intended and win.

FUCK all the thin skin faggots that can't stand emotes.

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Bravo to Blizz for printing this healthy and fair card

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>>152510897
because he's a grown adult playing a children's card game UNIRONICALLY HAVING GROWN UP PEOPLE WATCHING HIM PLAYING A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME

>>152512353
Turn 2-4 is not midgame. How is 2 mana 3/3 charger a midrange threat?

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OBRIGADO TEMER POR MELHORAR O BRASIL

>>152512418
already did >>152509014

So

>Moroes was trash, as predicted

>Barnes was surprisingly really fucking good

Predictions for the rest of the legendaries?

>entomb Tirion
>have Y'Shaarj pull it out a turn later
I still hate nigger priest, but fuck me if this deck isn't the most fun one that have come out from Karazhan so far.

>>152512454
there is no room for emotion in esports

i hope this Brazilian fag dies in an apartment fire

>>152512501
early-mid game board control threats*
happy?
still far different from doomguard and leeroy, one of which is almost exclusively a finisher and the other primarily a finisher

>>152512353
>2 mana wolfrider into power word:shield
>kor'kron elite
>6 drop that is shit unless you did enough damage to their face
>b-b-but we run (1 mana, powerful enough to be core in literally every warrior deck to ever see ladder play) removal!!! we aren't like those smelly aggro decks!!!

"""midrange""" everybody

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>europe has so much (((diversity)))

how often can you get total dominance? once every five days?

i feel like I got it twice this week

>>152512667
>surprisingly good
Barnes being good was not a surprise, anyone with a brain knew you could build a deck around the lad to get ridiculous swings with him.

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is Brazil white?

I didn't know Angry Joe was a HS player.

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>Brazil wins

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>>152512891
I would fuck Gaby so hard.
She is deliciously thick.

>>152512790
it fills out the curve from 1-8 with powerful minions which is what defines a midrange deck

>>152512891
southern brazil is white
southern brazil needs to split off from northern brazil, maybe join up with argentina maybe not, and become the shining aryan star of the south (rip rhodesia).

>>152512487

>Childrens card game

>Playerbase exists entirely of players, spectators and pros that are adults all playing/watching/competing in a childrens card game

Did you ever consider that maybe there is no such thing as a childrens card game? Kids dont care about card games anymore.

>>152512891
>everyone south of the boarder must be golden brown
americans, everybody

>even the br player says the NA meta is cancer

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>>152510049
Nigga, I play blue/white and blue/black control decks in M:tG, and I've played them since Urza back in the motherfucking day.

Control decks are about removal, staying alive by stabilizing each turn, and countering everything your opponent does until you reach the late game where you have enough mana to play your game winning ultra value cards uncontested.

It's like the exact opposite of aggro decks, which run cheap, mana efficient low cost creatures and spells that do as much damage as possible as fast as possible, but have absolutely zero late game and zero removal or stablizers.

TL;DR, aggro decks do a lot of damage really fast and lose steam. Control decks do almost no damage until the late game where they win all at once.

This is the exact same concept in Hearthstone. Nothing has changed about it, except a bunch of fucking retards think that if you play Zoo like a mid-range deck that doesn't totally run out of steam, somehow that means it's a control deck, even though it wasn't literally fucking designed to do fuck all until the late game, which is the core definition of a control deck.

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>>152513000

>play yogg
>it draws 15 cards until I'm fatigued, then astral communions

>>152512883

At its worst, its a yeti

Any sort of effect from the card it summons, and it ranges from a better yeti to a game breaking yeti

>>152512775
>board control threats
This even sounds stupid. Can you just admit dragon warrior uses aggressive chargers to push for face damage and protects them with weapons? It makes dragon warrior more aggro than zoo that runs more expensive chargers as finishers or antiaggro answer (doomguard).

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>This is the face of professional Hearthstone

Uh, /hsg/ays?

>>152513231
it's an aggressive midrange deck I didn't mean to deny it but it's still a midrange deck in its core unlike zoo which is aggro to the core

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>>152502974
This is correct though. Very rarely will games go to fatigue so there is no distinction between cards not drawn and cards discarded.

The way hearthstone handles discards is really poor though. Lack of a discard pile really limits design space.

In other games discarding your cards can actually be an advantage since you can almost always tutor something a lot easier from your discard pile than from your deck.

For example in Android: Netrunner, a physical card game I play, there is an identity which if translated into hearthstone would say "at the beginning of your turn draw an extra card, then discard top two cards of your deck". In HS this would be unthinkable, you'd fatigue yourself before you could do anything meaningful but in card games with actual depth this can be a big advantage.

I'm new to hearthstone and all my friends say priest is garbage. Why is it so bad?

In before dude is getting Yogg'd again.

>>152513163
>I play mtg
no wonder you're retarded and don't know shit about hearthstone

fuck off moron