Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>yOU NON ti PLAYER

CHARLIE
IS
OUR
GUY

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Thoughts?

>PLD left secret to play with bOner

um dotards?

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fifth for FeMC

What did charlie even say that he's apologizing to swindles?

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Is Charlie is our guy or our god?

>>152491505
>>152491406

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Reminder:
All I want is to lay down Fwoshy on her back and make sweet sweet love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>152491505
he called him badppd and that he would kill himself if he lost a game because he tried to get 15 mana by dropping euls

>>152490706
>>152491282
sorry but the majority of dota players aren't morons and are can handle a new track effect
you are the vocal(and stupid) minority

>calibrate at 2,1k
>drop ranked because fuck playing with 2k shits
>reach VHS in unranked, play mostly with people ranging from 4-5k (even played against 7,1k guy once lmao)
>still maintain a healthy 53% winrate

dotards????

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lmao'ing right now at the leagueoflegendzation of hats

>God Tier
bare feet

>Good Tier
shoes

>Okay Tier
black/dark socks

>Nigga Wat are U doing Tier
white socks

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>>152491618
But why, anon?

clips.twitch.
tv/beyondthesummit/UnsightlyOctopusBrokeBack

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how do i escape win 1 game lose 1 game ranked loop
im 4.1k mmr

>>152491779
play mid. play storm spirit. win more games alone.

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>>152491761
>swindlezz smile immediately gone

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>>152491761
THAT SHIFTY KIKE FUCKING GIGADESTROYED

fucking gerg holy shit

>>152491748
>gutter trash tier
colored socks with patterns

Bonnie EXPOSED

>>152492016
there is NOTHING wrong with argyle you goddamn ape

BIG DEAL HERE

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>Mafia trying to play the Yakuza

Big mistake

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>I'm calling Fluff then we'll see who's laughing

>>152492325
delusional little non ti player

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>YOU FUCKING NON TI PLAYER

what did he mean by this?

Who the fuck is CC&C and why does he have the posture of gollum?

>>152492325
>I'm not having fun anymore.

>>152492325
why didnt they invite fluff maybe that would prevent him from shooting up ti7

>>152492608
he looks like pre-superhero serum Captain America

>>152492608
CC&C is a cute, christian 17 year old.

>>152492809
>>152492819
Looks like a school shooter.

>>152492608
mid in beesas team they were at the summit thats prolly where fat jew asked him if he wants to be in this shitshow

his name is like quinn or something super gay and it fits him very well 2bh

>>152492608
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/FDL

>not knowing who our guys are

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>>152492809
ohshit

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>>152491761
Damn

>>152492936
Looks like a home schooled school shooter.

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>>152492989
>>152492809

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Post that webm

>>152492970
>>152492984

So he's no one then. Cool.

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>>152492989
>>152492809

>>152493184
>dat launch
God damn. The perfect release.

>>152493210
What happened here

>>152493184
surely all that jewelry she's wearing is unsafe

Why does Mafia turn every Dota personalty into an autist.

>>152493398

Last mafia was obviously saxton hale but shane was too dumb to realize and no one could convince him.

>>152493460
they already are autists they just hide it

you ahve to have braindamage to enjoy this shit game me included

someone webm tgat swindle charlie thing

>>152493460
I've never seen any other group play it, does it have this effect on everyone?

>>152493210
the baldy made a fool of himself seems like

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>>152493460
Turn?

>>152493516
Mafia is fun when everyone is good.

The problem here is they keep playing with the same braindead personalities game after game after game and only like 3 people have a clue on what is a good move and what isn't. Or what reasonable doubt is or isn't.

>Fwosh crusty feet.

>>152493398
They had 100% confirmed the final mafia and Shane refused to believe everyone and held up the vote for another 10 minutes because there's not a single braincell in his head.

>>152493460
it's a fucked up game

if you want to know person's true self play mafia with them

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how long until i get forced 50d?

>>152493626
If I knew I was in a game with OD,Slacks,Sheever or Shane I would refuse to play.

Dumbest motherfuckers on earth.

what the fuck is 'mafia'

>>152493853
A party game people with friends play to get people to come out of their shell and socialize.

>>152493853
its a game fedoras love, if you have had sex before you probably will never play it

>>152493460
Their life revolves around a mechanically intense game along with stats and all the sudden they have to play a game based entirely on social interaction and reading people in person.

>>152493829

Slacks is just annoying because he plays a different character every game but the sad thing is he's actually one of the best players there. He's always pressuring people as town and carries when he's mafia. The idiot has been getting himself mod killed the past few games though. The rest of those are literally brain dead.

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>It's a Eosin being a beta episode.

>tfw 2p2/POG and mafiauniverse player

the level of play dotards have is like equal to 2k mmr

CAP IS SUCH A SHIT MAFIA PLAYER.

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Where were you win funn1k confirmed kuro was right?

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>They didn't night one kill Charlie
>live to regret it
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>152491474

just a standin retard

Cap????????????????????

>>152494362
That was a good move, no way to win +more games faster.

>>152493594
>does it have this effect on everyone?
yes, its a game based off of reading people so every trying to be the cool edgy guy who out thinks everyone only to have an entire group of people break down into yelling and sperg induced rants about literally nothing

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>>152494340

>fucking with the Yakuza

Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

So again experience shows that east asians are superior in intelligence to whites.
CAP ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY OUR BOY CHARLIE

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>white people in charge of beating the Asian Masterrace

Not even once, gaijin

>>152493853
just looked it up myself too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game)

>>152493824
like right now

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>>152494584
Sounds like fun.

too bad I don't have a single friend, let alone a group of friends.

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>>152494542

>implying they didn't get GERG'D

man i played that game blind and it was fucking scary how Charlie got Blur

like what the fuck ???? did he use the asian chinese inner che shit ?

>>152494314
List of people who think kuro was right
- Funn1k

"bcuz its my natural retardness and I can use it or stop sometimes it just comes out XD but still mind is clear and points are set." - funn1k

"but ppl in cis become stupid and blind, and I want to show all of you public that my truth is real, and their truth is from their world, that not exist in real one. I know im better, stronger, theyve made me what I am. And Im fucking mad on everyone of them. From this time any cis player want to talk to me, The talk will be easy - we play bo5 for $, like it should be in kids world, coz they are all kids 100% and even trying to fuck up each other(when 1 fuck up, it fuck ups all 5), like in real CIS noone care of each other, and I left this stupid world with a clear mind thx god thats happened, now Im chilled, as I said." - funn1k

"u have to follow the moon in any kinda question of your life" - funn1k

>>152494749
just go to the gym, eat right, and be urself and it'll all work out

Does Mafia actually ever win? I'm new to this shit but every game Town wins

RESIDENTSLEEPER

>>152494887
you forgot

"i'm going to kinfe someone in the moon's name
may the start help me" - funn1k

>>152494887
List of people who got 16th at TI6

-Puppey and RTZ

>>152494314
>moon man

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>Mafia LAN
>no Nahaz

Why even bother watching this crap?

>>152494889
Went to gym, benched 160kg in 2.5 years, gave up on the hobby because it was dull.

>>152494749
you can play online, town of salem

>>152494981
yea the winrate is 50% mafia/town

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>>152494542
>>152494539
That hivemind.
The fire rises

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>>152494749
>He never played epicmafia with /v/

Voodoo girl is most fun role

do /we/ like slacks

>>152494887
>List of people who think puppey/arteezy was right
>...

>>152495051
honestly its the end of summer, go to the beach and literally walk up to someone and ask to be his friend

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>there are people in this thread literally watching BTS MAFIA

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>>152495008
List of people that didn't attend TI6

-Funn1k

>i can be president
>puppey

>>152495190
>s4
>zai
>envy
>theeban
>xbox

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>>152495339

>not watching the mafia LAN
>(You)

>>152495339
I would be playing dota but I'm injured.

>>152495412
delete this

>>152495221
i have a physically fucked up spine which makes walking around, or even lying in bed, painful.

>tfw moving to Beijing tomorrow

bruvs I hate 13 hour flights

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>>152495185

>tall
>big
>American
>BTFO faggots at the LAN constantly
>shits on metagamers

Whats not to like?

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why is it so important to have a glass of water next to you while gaming? What impact on my gameplay will staying hydrated have?
these are my tips and facts on staying hydrated.
Not staying hydrated might make you lightheaded and dizzy.
It can be the difference maker of not using an item correctly
Not drinking water will make you sleepy
Staying hydrated will make you win dota.
So what are you waiting for?
ready to get things done?
Get a glass of water,
Get into your next game,
Open Allchat and tell everyone "Remember to stay hydrated"
Also if the pros can tweet out #stayhydrated it would make games much better.

>Wings went from literal whos to TI champs

What happened dotards?

so why are all these sperg lords playing mafia? did they literally just fly a shit ton of people out to cali just to play mafia?

>>152491676
>be bad
>calibrate
>git gud but never play ranked

why aren't you just stomping these 2k games anon?

you'll have 95% win rate until 3.5k or so

PPD is out of EG. He's in negotiations to set-up an EG.B Squad at the moment.

>>152495904

He's shit posting.

>>152495868
no clue
either way, pinoys screwed

@152495736

no one cares, stop samefagging

>>152495868
They are Speed Gaming cn.

>>152495925
>The only captain in entire North America that's worth his salt.
>Out of any NA team.

Never ever.

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Really fires up the old neurons

>>152495882
It's actually a cover up for them to smoke weed and have giant orgies

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>>152496057

What was the thing about Sheever wearing a blue bra?

I just saw it in the old thread.

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I'm not sure how i feel about Mr.Robot,such a pointless mindfuck

>>152496073
Alex Jewfield wants that 2EZ4RTZ shirt cash, Peter chose to leave because RTZ is back

Lurka is pure sex

>>152496428
don't spoiler you little shit

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>>152495864
>Also if the pros can tweet out #stayhydrated it would make games much better.
Look at this 1k mmr shitter, following only one advice and wondering why he's not 1% yet

>>152496428
looks like shit, honestly, just shit.

holy fuck i purge would cuck blitz by fucking hot_bid and becoming his best friend

>>152496148
Why are reddit such massive faggots holyshit, it's just a bit of bantz

and thank god le shitty professor has been exiled

>>152496184
How many dicks you think Sheever sucked so far?

>>152496428
lay off the anavar

>>152495412
Except no one actually believes puppey/arteezy was right giving secret's recent performance, lol

What's so funny about this? Masks falling off and Charlie proving he's truly a fucking asshole. When I watched him on the panel I figured this asshole persona is just an act and he's an okay guy expressing himself in hyperboles, but this disgusting behavior shows his true colors. Guess what - he's just a fucking asshole.

>>152496428
Is this true?
Did she gain 11 lbs in a day?

Obviously for a weigh-in, and obviously not muscle... but still.. that's insane to me.

>>152496686
Around 50 would be a normal result for a 30 year old woman.

>>152496686
17multiple times

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poor swindlezz

>>152493616
is this soe?

>>152495412
how many teams does RTZ need to kill before you 16 year old cocksuckers get off his dick ?

someone webm purge eating that

post purges gf i want her to step on my balls.

>>152496896
1* multiple times*

>>152497026
no it's v1lat's girl

>>152497003
can someone webm cc&c's reaction?

IS THERE A SCREENCAP OF SHEEVER FROM TODAY?

>>152497135
There's the handheld with Owen from yesterday

>wake up
>turn on mafia
>only thighslut is playing

uhh, dotards?

MERLINI YOU IDIOT,

>>152497026
snowfox

>>152497207
Is there a pic/webm of that?

I WANT TO LICK LURKA'S LEGS

Slacks pisses so many idiots off in mafia its great.

>>152497583
thats because slacks is good at mafia (which was honestly a surprise) and the rest of them are fucking retarded minus like 2 people

>>152496882
>11 lbs
considering she was dehydrated yeah is very possible

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So this just happened.

What does it mean?

I literally lost 24 mmr from that game but I won?

DICK RIDDLES ON THE CASE

>>152496882
Literally just water and reloading depleted muscles with glucose

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>>152498028
means your bad

LOL

>>152493616

>Think back to that TI Hub
>Remember that there were literally people in the Gulag who preferred that fat, bespectacled goblin creature to 10/10 Snowfox

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Inb4 >THICC spam

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uhmm doturds?????

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>>152498213
>reloading depleted muscles with glucose

>>152498224
lol good one

>>152498423
why does he sit like that?

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>>152498213
>Reloading muscles

>>152498493
maybe his butt hurts

>>152498423
have there been any good screencaps down blitz's shorts?

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>>152496882
It's doable. Not healthy, but doable.

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>>152498396
thicc?

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>>152498552
what from?

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>>152496882
It's doable the lady in >>152498623 did this in 20 or so hours, that's 7.5kg aka 16.5lbs

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Did the game get more demanding in recent patches?
Also why does the "rate ___" command no longer pop up in the console?
Pic unrelated

>>152498801
YOU GOT IT WRONG IDIOT, FUCK YOU.

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>>152498493
He's a weeb.

>>152496428
>>152498623
muh DIK

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Damn, the guy's going absolutely nuclear.
I'm not sure we can save him /d2g/

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>Timbersaw with only radiance in 30 minutes tells you you dont know how to play evne though you are the only one doing something
Why is everyone´s ego in this game so fucking huge. What are these people thinking when they are like 2/8 and unironically think they are better than someone else?

>>152498725
why is that man wearing makeup?

>>152499380
Pot, kettle, black

>>152498838
Crazy.

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>>152499380
why do you expect people to admit or even publicly consider that they are wrong? are you completely fucking retarded?

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ITS YA BOY BIG DICK GRANT

>>152499469
Jesus, Etc.

>>152499561
are they actually banging?

>>152499539
Honestly when I get rekt on lane I feel ashamed

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2 DAYS UNTIL PITLORD!

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>>152499380
>play poorly, but still win
>actually apologize team for shit playing
>they tell its ok

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>>152499508
That's what it is. You risk a lot. One of the competitors this year, after losing weight drastically for competition weight over night (all the water/glucose out) got cerebral edema when she was trying to get the water weight back by eating and drinking a lot (to get her muscles full of water and glucose)

It's extremely dangerous and far from healthy, bb'ing/dropping weight dramatically over night.

She wasn't the woman here >>152498623
>>152498838 here tho.

The woman in these pics did it like this

This is how my weight went:
After 82,5kg I stopped eating and drinking
Before 79,8kg 1hour stairmaster
Before 78,5kg 1,5h sauna
Before 76,6kg hot shower and lots of clothes
Before 75kg 1,5h sauna
Don't try this!!!!

wouldn't a pathological liar be like the best kind of mafia player?

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>>152497116

>>152499561
IS HE GETTING THAT MOMMY MILK?

>>152500118
no, pathalogical liars can't really keep a consistent story, their lies contradict each other

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>>152495647
well
turn to drugs i guess

>>152500118
no, but a psychopath would

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>>152499561
10 inches of solid Walmart steel right there

>>152499979
How do you get cerebral edema from this? Im not really into this..

>>152500131
perfect thanks

>>152500439

That is only true in the long run.

In the limited span that is a single game of mafia the ability to tell the individual lie well is more important.

>>152495647
Rip anon ;_;

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Official hero pairings in Dota 2

>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
>Faceless Void/Spectre
>Bloodseeker/Riki
>Lion/Lion
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
>Night Stalker/Doom
>Queen of Pain/Wraith King
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster
>Dragon Knight/Visage
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>Nature's Prophet/Lane creeps
>Sagan/Mirana
>Lycan/Luna
>Huskar/Dazzle
>Vengeful Spirit/Skywrath Mage
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
>Tusk/Bristleback
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
>Sand King/Earthshaker
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
>Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
>Legion Commander/Axe
>Bane/Puck
>Zeus/Medusa
>Roshan/Ursa
>Clinkz/Pugna

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>>152500580
So much fluids packed into her brain matter that they started to swell dangerously. This was after dehydration/not eating for like 20 hours and then trying to eat a lot, drink a lot, to get muscles all big and swollen for the 30-45 minutes they're on the stage.

bb'ers are flatout retarded

>>152500131
Actually, thats quite good on the spot editing right there..

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Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

>>152500721
>>152500442
it's fine, i got you guys. my closest friends

>>152501071
oh god no

>>152501014
I know that cerebral edema is i just dont get how it happens from that. I mean, it sort of makes sense when you dehydrate yourself for so long and try to get water inside you really fast..

>>152501071
yes he is
he's a literal god

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Why does Dota trigger him so much? Is he mad that CSGO is dying due to Valve killing the gambling bubble?

>>152501216
According to rumors she DRANK A LOT of water. 11 liters after dehydration and before going to stage, which probably leaves slightly under a day or maybe even half a day and when you minus all the sleeping and eating, it is a lot of water in a short time.

>>152501465
go back to /r/dota2, no one cares, everyone hates you

>>152499930
>they tell its ok
>In Dota
What universe are you living in? Sounds better than this one.

who do you think will be slotherina's next bf

>>152501071
>Rap music
>Team Secret
>Friends with EE

Hell no

>>152501465
>Trying to get noticed in DOTA 2 scene by shitting on DOTA 2 related communities
That's not how you do it Thord.

I mean you can fucking tell he is screaming NOTICE ME SENPAI to dota2 communities but keeps failing

>>152501071
he's my boy, I don't care what you guys think

>>152501465
>random CSGO tournament
>million viewers on twitch
>dota doesn't get even half of that on twitch alone
yeah, csgo is totally dying guys.

holy fuck we've had the same fucking people in the same roles, making these mafia games fucking boring as hell

>>152501817
He probably doesn't know any better, I mean he is literally retarded.

>>152501729
some successful na pro
she'll be single until good europeans move to na again

>>152491718
i had an earthshaker in my game with a cosmetic that made blue shit appear on the ground every time he used totem, the first two or three times i had absolutely no idea what the fuck that thing on the ground was

>>152501817
>People who have done well in the Dota scene have acknowledged or visit /d2g/

Really makes you think

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>>152501071
My boy

>>152501507
>11 liters
Holy shit stop

>>152501924
I wish they gathered all good players for a one game, it's always half smart people half 'hurrr durrr let's go with the least likely theory'

>>152501965
He is retarded. Both Slacks, ODPixel, even 2GD all did it by being nice, taking part to DOTA 2 events by being there. RedEye too. And it took them very little time to be embraced by communities around dota2.

This guy tho, keeps screaming and bitching kicking for attention yet nobody gives it to him

He is like that one dude that screams WELL I DONT WANT IT while wanting it really fucking hard (in this case, being embraced in dota2 scene)

I just find it sad.

Dude should just go and ask for spots in panels if he wants it this hard.

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>>152501729
Charlie is fucking her silly every night.

>>152501904
The last major had 75% viewers of the one before so yeah totally dying and pretty rapidly so.
That's not the reason why he's triggered by r/dota2 though

>>152501729
the actor kid is actually fucking her but i'm pretty sure they won't date

>>152501817
he throws out random tweets about dota as well.

like this

Thorin @Thooorin Aug 19
I hope we one day see EE at a TI in the kind of form he was in at late last year.

>>152502096
Carry?

>>152502646
I still hope that someday RTZ will reach the level he played in KP.

Dude has been on a downward spiral ever after

What custom games should I play with bro who is also a recovering alcoholic

>>152502646
holy fuck what is the man even talking about

if i liked boys i would date ccnc

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>>152501904
>random CSGO tournament
you mean major?
>million viewers on twitch
you mean half of that?
>dota doesn't get even half of that on twitch alone
you mean the game that's not really all that popular in EU and NA and that gets a shitload of its userbase and viewership from China?

I wanna fucking kill purge hes such a fucking whiny pussy bitch

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>>152502646
He's a pathological attention seeker and literal autist who can't accept dota doesn't want him.

At least the smart ones go off and find other places to get work instead of trying to break the dota door down

>>152503024
dota bash

why d2g turned into those general threads that talk of everything and post every kind of pic except something related to dota

>>152503045
He's right though. EE play in Secret around Frankfurt Major was probably his best.

>>152503024
10v10 or just queue for unranked
customs are garbage

>>152503202
holy cute

post bum

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>152503202
can you redditors go back to /r/dota2

you're not fooling anyone
no one in dota2 knew or gave a shit about Thorin before he called Loda a faggot swecuck.

>>152503242
That's the old good imageboard. You talk about topic of the board and then it gets bit side railed by some slightly off topic post and then expert comes along and then you learn all about alligators and how they behave in the nature when you were just talking about Shoah minute ago.

This is a good thing

>>152502479
source?

>>152503202
Thorin is our guy tho, so fuck off

>>152503651
That was my point, dipshit. Dota 2 is insular as fuck and don't take kindly to "outsiders"

>>152503651
people who followed sc2 knew thorin for being a sperg
surprisingly years later he has not improved how he handles public statements

>>152503751
RedEye, Slacks (he was popular but not popular in dota2), ODPixel, all people that were taken to the community very fast.

Because they were nice. They were in live streams for tournaments. They didn't shitpost about the game they so much want attention from like Thurd

Dude's literally tsundere for doturd

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>>152503745

>>152503863
i came from SC2 and I fucking wish we had Thoorin

the fact that /r/dota2 practically controls the dota 2 scene is a fucking disgrace

>>152503202
Soe is such a sellout WHORE

Is there a meme Tiny build?

>>152504012
t. thorin or rlewis

>>152504124
Blink into dagon

>>152504012
l-least d2g gets Dota 2 patch leaks before /r/dota2

;_;

>Pick tinker
>Win

Uhhhh dotards???

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>>152504094
Soe was covering blizzard games long before dota 2 was a twinkle in Icefrog's eye

>>152504084
?

>>152504182
That's because couple of alpha testers post here.

Fucking faggots took 2 of my ideas

>>152504159

Go back to rddit you subhuman swecuck

Unfilitered was the shit

>swindlez didn't protect purge again.

>Pros tweeting at funn1k
>I can't tell if they're making fun of him

;_;

>>152504452
like who

>>152504291
WHOOOOOOOOOORE

>>152504452
>Go to Gleb's twitter.
>Pinned tweet.

the moon is shine there boys
we have to understand is this the real shine.

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Dotards, is there a way I can set empty control groups to select nothing instead of my hero?

Annoying as shit when you pop manta and try to send the illus in but run your hero in like a retard instead

>>152504618
just use select all controlled units except hero hotkey

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>>152504353
Already got a better dota qt bf

>>152504601
english isn't his first language ok

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Dotards, why do you say Hurricane Pice not core on Void?

Is a girl with glasses kinda sexy or am I just hungry af

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>>152504452
>my new name in this is Gleb the Burnmaster real batrider indigo

>>152504826
and sanity isn't his first mental state either

>>152504927
https://twitter.com/Lurkaderp

Her google doc has some useful info.

>>152504452
>tfw this is just classic CIS dota behavior
>no one remembers LoH's INDIGO CHILD rant.

>>152504927
She's not the most good looking girl, but she's really calm and collected which is really attractive

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>>152504601
>>152505052
kek

>What do all 1% have in common? Are there more than you've mentioned live?

>1% of moonlight

My fucking sides

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>blaze immediately blames his team

>>152504718
Just tried it out in a custom lobby and it still has the issue of not deselecting my hero if there are no manta illusions out.

Pretty minor gripe point but I'm curious if its doable

hahahaha blaze is so fucking mad

who the fuck is blaze btw?

>I did shit outside the game, I paid with my career.
DOTA 2 confirmed for INVITE ONLY boys club so you better behave if you ever get in. Funn1k got in during TI3 Na'Vi but angered the elite and got booted from the club

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Mike's lost this game, hasn't he?

>>152505610
Caster. He's been casting for like 3 years at this point and is still a complete nobody.

>play 3 games of dota
>most of my teammates do what they're supposed to, they're not doing amazing super outplays, they're just doing what they're supposed to
>win

>play 3 games of dota
>nobody is doing anything right
>lose

dotards????

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>>152505406
>>152505052
>>152504601
Native slav here. He's literally going insane of his stream, nothing he says makes sense and he's sounding more and more like a serial killer with each passing hour.
His social media interaction has gone full nuclear as well. Honestly I'd say he's going through a break up or some other tough shit in life

>>152506004
Some people posted rumors that his wife left him and that someone from dota2 scene gave him a beating because of his rants in Twitch (some say Artstyle or Goblak)

Yeah his reddit thread and twitter are insane gibberish desu.

>>152506004
>Native slav here.
my condolences

>>152506170
he got beaten up because "he told the truth" to some guy twice as big as him

>inb4 it's all a hoax to hype an uncoming team

>>152506004
As a westslav, I sometimes switch over to russian casters if the english ones are Maut+LD or some shit, but trying to get anything from his stream is fucking impossible. I'll wait for tl;dr or a full translation.

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Posting this again. Good names may get 2015/2016 immortals.

>>152506267
>>152506170
>funn1k is scarifying himself to keep people entertained while they wait for reshuffle drama

>>152506479
im the biggest name here youre all pieces of shit

>>152506479
?

>>152506267
Well that only fits Goblak. Dude's quite literally twice his size

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>>152506004

IS FUNNIK SLAVFLUFF?

Why do whities whine so much?

>one percenter
>plays in low priority

really makes your neurons dance huh

>Shut the fuck up funnek is becoming reality

meme magic

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FIX ME

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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

>>152491523
Does he visit /vg/ that is all that is relevant to being OUR GUY

>PURGE GF WEARING ANKLE SOCKS AGAIN
FUCK GUYS MY BONER.

>>152506939
headshot goes through magic immunity

>>152506939
>makes it completely 100% impossible to high ground against a team if game goes more than 30 minutes
>disables blink from 15 miles away while also doing 400,000 damage and being impossible to reach
>does damage basically equivalent to 4 level 50 chaos knights with mjolnir

he's fine.

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Sheever just outed herself as a tranny

>>152506939
Headshot now has a 40% chance to proc a 1.2 second bash

>>152491718
I mean, if you let Valve get away with stuff like Mirana sperm arrow, pay2juke terrain or the Pugna ward, why would they not put more shit like that ingame?

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SKILL BALANCED?

>Be Doom
>Itemize for maximum ganking action by 25 min thanks to FREE MIDAS
>Phase into Valds into Shadow Blade into Vyse
>Assimilate pic related
>Come out of sb invis, hit that motherfucker hard with infernal blade and spam your 3 SEC CD purge to keep that fucker in place
>Doom the enemy for good measure if he by any chance is not dead after that
>Get your luxury items (AC, Aghs or Heart and literally collect FREE WINS)

So how is it that Doom is shit right now? This shit is so fun I feel like im cheating.

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>>152507117
I've been saying this for years, faggot. She's got the mannest manface one could ever have.

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>KOTLGUY WEARING AN OPM SHIRT.
LITERALLY CONFIRMED OUR GUY.

>>152506939
Assassinate cannot be disjointed. Chases heroes to fountain. Assassinate projectile speed increased by 500 ms.

>>152506939
No thanks. He's on the list of heroes I don't miss because they make the game objectively worse for everyone but himself. Other heroes on the list:
>Old PL
>Old Warden
>Old right click Riki (in low level pubs)
>Pudge (Especially mid)
>most definitely techies

>>152506939
more range to assassinate

not even joking

also shorter recharge time for shrapnel

THIS WAS THE WORST TOWN LAN YET

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>>152499561
>Giving a fuck what that whore thinks.

>>152507272
ward his jungle

>>152507272

(You)

>>152506939
Take aim has an active that takes 1 second to set up and gives 1.5 times the bonus aka 600 extra range

can only attack units , not buildings

can't move while its active

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>>152504773
PIZZAFACE

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>>152507386
official playstation magazine?

>>152508286
kys

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""""""SHE""""""""

>take a shower
>sit on pc
>stream talking about prostitutes

>calling funny roleblocker "drunk" role a prostitute

where the f*ck is hot_bidd

>>152504124
Roaming tiny, boots lvl 1, get lvl 2 from pulls, then be pretty much a better roaming brew with a worse ultimate

>>152504124
ethereal+veil

>>152507515
>Last game
>all these literal whos
>no chobra ken, charlie mod
>no nahaz sperging
>no godz doing crazy shit
yup it's garbage. Slacks at least tried to make this shit entertaining and everyone kept shitting on him.

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>>152508352
Kolej Yayasan Saad?

>>152508359
jesus christ every time i see this picture it continues to amaze me how ugly shit is

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Ok guys I dont know how many of you are total war fans as well but someone needs to make this set for the warhammer chest and I have no knowledge of 3d modeling