SC2

very good op

chink idiots

a chinese wife for life

are we hype for the biggest fight of all time tonight, mcgregor vs diaz. its the equivalent of flash vs jaedong in bw but for mma

>>152360146
diaz already raped him once though lol
i donmt know anyuthing about mma im gonna stop talking

mma is for homos lmao

im gonna go drive to the university of michigan campus and act like im a student and maybe some chinese girls just arrived to move in for the new school year

i can show the freshman stinkers around and stuff....

Post about StarCraft 2 retards

gonna go to sleep

good night~

comedy romance is the best movie genre

https://www.twitch
.tv/animeilluminati

my hero is streaming

>>152360440
gook night~

real life cam guy you still here?

keep us posted ok?

>>152361469
hes the best

got that obama phone

>>152361469
watching that sick zorro

slashing up that girls dress like a conquistida

1. persona 3 fes

2. bayonetta

3. super mario world

4.

>Uninterrupted playback is limited for non-authorized users.

fug

conor mcgregor...

gook mcchinknip

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:3

:3

>>152364436
omo

>>152364261
do you think he can do it?

>when yo girl cheatin on you wit anotha man but u dont care cuz u secretly gay an just like tastin his dick on her coochie

>>152361469
some girl was just rubbing oil or something on her boobies in front of a mirror for like no reason lol

do girls really do that???

>>152365175
yeah I posted about it last thread

did you see the way she looked at herself all entranced? fucking creepy

>>152365285
she was really working the nipples when she was rubbing that stuff on lol

>>152365175
>>152365285
dont you guys do the same after a showing?
i just flex and stare at myself for minutes

>>152365359
no im fat i avoid looking into mirrors

>>152365462
+1

>>152365359
I pull my shirt up and pretend it's a girls belly because I'm thin lol

Really though I just want a dick in me

typical

phone

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ugh

coochie coochie coo~

don't hate me cuz I'm young

who is the rawest rapper out..

i wish she would have sex with me and let the dog watch...

>>152366357
i iwhs she would get a forehead reduction

Seems I sleep walked to the thermostat and set to 64 and woke up thinking it was the most frigid feelin 70 ever because I put 70 before bed.

i wish she wasnt white

>70
the fuck? set it to 78 it's summer

>>152366452
fucking savage

we love cold weather here and hate summer

i bought a nice fleece jacket thing and a winter hat today im so excited to wear it in 3 months!

we're the Penelopes and we love summer here

happy birthday cutie :3

what does love feel like

>>152366927
dont make fun of me but i love winter because i get to wear sweaters...makes me look less fat

>>152367481
fleeting, as the quirks you loved about each other slowly become irritating

>>152367502
*makes fun of you*

nah i love the fall-winter seasons because i can hide my body too

shorts make me look like a school boy
tshirts show off my disgusting awkward skinny arm/chubby chest combo

500 days of summer was good

why dont you guys just lift

>>152367953
so
>>152367982
i got a home gym as well

>>152367901
I fast instead
Moving my hand down my flat tummy is the only reason I haven't an herod

>>152367982
lmao

>>152367901
we don't want hemohorroids

>>152368380
do they make special b plugs for lifting or can i use the one i have?

did blizzard say anything cool at gamescon?

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>>152369335

probably

>mintsc is now streaming on twitch

*cracks knuckles*

heh >:) time to bully that fatty

>>152370427
youre not gonna do shit as usual dumb unlikable nerd

>>152370427
are you that beta who never follows through

mom said no za today x_x

>>152371130
x_x

is never following through following through on never following through?

>>152367645
>""loving"" a person's quirks instead of their soul
you've never been in love

>>152370540
>>152370618
no bullying!!!!!

>>152371218
cringe

their personality quirks are part of their soul anyways baka

THERE IS NO SOUL

GOD IS DEAD!!!!!!!

>being so in love with your soulmate that sex becomes meaningless so you let them have sex with other people if it means making them happy because thats more important and youre both mature loving caring adults

wait

who is sean

and how does he know chris

>>152371389
we are all SIMS CHARACTERS man!!!!

>>152371329
>that whole post
confirmed child who knows nothing of love

i am god

you are sims characters

>>152371389
1 Corinthians 6:19New International Version (NIV)

19 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own;

>>152371665
if you're God then answer 1 5 13 35

gook

>>152371753
math is arabic witchcraft

>>152371730
do not post pol memes

im a fucking side character :/

the player wakes me up and clicks the computer. he disabled free will so i sit here all day until he makes me sleep again

>>152371827
you're not God :)

lame Leora put her clothes back on

>>152371914
i have faith that it was

>>152371753
i can't because i created you to create a test just now for me to solve that is too difficult for me in my current weakened form to solve in order to maintain an illusion powerful enough for me to doubt myself enough to convincingly experience mortal living

god can suck my fat dick!!!! too bad he doesnt exist!!!!

>>152371991
friggin heck i missed it

God doesn't talk like that

lol quick lads look at the way this guy sits

http://reallifecam.com/en/view/04_1

what a puff

I bet that dog fucks his ass

chun li........

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>>152371730
>New International Version

this is god btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cpIJO5U9Ts

*bullies mintsc*
here fatty fatty fatty lol >:)

>>152372276
i just googled

it's fine the other versions say the same thing

>>152372356
no you didnt im in chat lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn3xfXAtxss
you idiots the truth is self evident

>>152372463
im sending her whispers and dms

Kehillah in Corinth I 6:19Orthodox Jewish Bible (OJB)

19 Or have you no da’as that your body is a Heikhal Hashem of the Ruach Hakodesh in you, whom you have from Hashem, and you are not your own?

>>152372536
sure thing kid :)

>>152372526
You see it as real because you want it to be real

chun li's dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EZTUYwjWBs

>>152372652
You're just pretending to be an idiot right? I know we get a lot of trolls here

i created yo ass

>>152372764
stfu cunt

hey lads Leora is looking pretty horny again

mom?

>>152372886
lol retard

lol

we're all raelians here

*calls mintsc a fatty mc fatfuck on twitch*

heh heh heh >=]

>>152373097
fuck you woopr

>>152372943
*meditates into crystal matrix*

4u

who wants to bully on twitch with me? its a real blast...

mintsc is a cute fat fatty

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theres nothing wrong with a mintsc

This Paul cunt has been on his PC for so fucking long

The pussy is right there go and fuck it

>>152373287
>balding
>rekt teeth
>fat
>four eyes

ummm....

>>152373390
her face is pretty fucked up

we like fatties here

>>152373390
cute

>>152373464
tyrone...

and zorro is still on the tv lmfao

>>152373397
ummmmmm >>152373390
????

>>152373397
literally me except my teeth are fine

we don't treat fatties badly here

grabbed a donut :3

*gets rekt*

>>152373886
omo

my spirit is so radiant and full I love bathing in it while I'm alone and just drinking in and savoring my aura

chun li.....her tits....

its my world and every motherfucking thing in it

that includes your asshole too

>>152374061
Lucario?

>>152374061
+1

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*buys a gun*
*puts it in a desk drawer*
*waits*
now it's up to me when i die

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>>152374395

>>152374395
dumb stinker

>>152374395
guns are for self defense!!!

guys did you know that in america armed niggers will break into your house LOL

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>>152374395
extremely good post I'm impressed

>>152374724
whoa...

>>152374576
i know.....

>>152374576
lmao that's insane

>>152374724
+1

Will they fuck when Zorro ends?

http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1

Press F to vote now!

>>152375064
stop phoner

oh shit he's on the couch

does any1 want 2 play a video game

>>152375469
i want to play mankind divided

is she gonna suck the dog off again

>>152375516
well yeah but ITS

not out

>>152375520
dog hugging is cute don't talk shit

http://goatdee.net/159519/watch-gymnastics

son yeon jae

>>152375647
she SUCKED on his WEINEr

*bullies stupid twitch whore*

hehhehhehheh my life is now complete >:)

>>152376019
*kicks you in the nuts*

does any1 want 2 play a fighting game

theyre free

harambe :D

and im really bad at all of them so you can gain confidence!

>need to take the doges for a walk
>they might fuck at any time

great

do you think shes gonna suck on the dogs little weiner again

we could play starcraft

ive never played before though lol

>>152377176
same

no idea how people learn all the unit costs and know what to build and shit

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look at this beast

ehe :p

>>152377290
sure is fun to watch though

speaking of watching, asl tonight........

>>152377389
zarya is a bodybuilder though not a fatty

im a man

>>152378236
prove it

>>152378357
*posts proof*

see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_d9a7SfcpI

>>152378516
wow that's a big pee pee

>>152378523
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0wumGhdw54

fuckin fed smoker

post more fed smoker

>>152377389
what the actual fuck is wrong with everyone in that pic

jesus christ it looks like sweden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEOJc9sBLhU

>>152379168
the 2 thin girls on the right look pissed they didn't win

is fed smoking pretending to be crazy like us or is he really insane?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_r_bZdkBew

https://youtu.be/8S6OYC6Rrxc

>>152379197
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rY41KDepjo

>>152379284
seems pretty real honestly

or hes a good actor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJWyDsK05Js

fed smoker has overtaken the charlie android porn kkk guy as my favorite youtuber

*leaks the skype logs*

>>152380032
dont

no im fucking serious dont

>>152380032
theres some personal stuff in there...

thread full of baby rapin otherfuckers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoU43aFD4

>>152380420
lmfao

i dont even use skype

>>152380820
yeah okay sure lol

>>152380820
what do u use

we have your logs so thats a lie

we use wechat here

girls(chinese_) smell bad

why have people called women liars and deceivers for thousands of years?

>>152381290
same with jews if you look closely

still too scared to take my own picture to join interpals so i can meet a real stinker

blackpink sucks

>>152381450
you're a few years too late anyway all the good girls are gone better to meet one at your local chinese restaurant

hey can some really hot scv take their picture and send it to me so i can use it on interpals

>>152381685
his lips are so feminine

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>>152381589

>>152381887
god i wish i was huk

only fucks asian girls

https://youtu.be/JJWyDsK05Js

>>152381887
I hope his wallet is worth having to look at that face when you fuck

>>152382029
>her wallet*
cuz her face is the only ugly one in that pic

>>152381887
shes cute

>>152382140
shes hot

>>152382152
>>152382173
samephoner she's the ugliest asian girl I've seen in months

>>152382267
fag

>>152382140
he looks like the kind of guy who needs to attach a hose to his mouth and swim in shit to get hard

she looks like fp

>>152382267
nah shes hot

>>152382363
samephoner low standard blind yellow fever fatty virgin who will take whatever ugly girl he can get

>>152382515
stop

>>152382532
hit a little too close to home, chubby? maybe stop eating so much """"ZAH"""" and you wont have to pretend pan faced fish girls are cute

anyways yeah

that moonfaced huk girl is pretty hot

>>152382736
>the guy isn't a literal fucking fish too

>>152382761
yassssssssssssss

>>152382761
>>152382853
samephoning non-existant beauty standards desperate fucking virgin fatty

wonder what her body looks like are there any body shots

sickzii why is she taking her shirt off...

so did she suck off the dog or what

>>152382761
yup

>>152383002
;)

anyone else staying home on a saturday night...

i low key have a crush on huks asian gf desu

>>152383169
same

>>152383092
playing kancolle as usual

if you rape me i will be so mad

>>152383092
ffs people don't go out every fucking friday/saturday

>>152383347
yeah we do loser

>turn on wardii stream
>HEY GUYS HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING
>turn off wardii stream

funny how garona is literal shit in her country, but even then it takes a king for her to fall in love...

why do women have such impossible standards :/

>>152383491
why did you do the first step?

grooby...

>j/o's to huks gf

if you dont rape me i will be so mad

>>152383938
can't rape the willing

*sticks out butt*

dont rape me you creep!!!

*sticks butt out even further*

>>152384295
that's the spirit


Leora and Paul have to fuck eventually right?

>>152384514
stop

>>152384514
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/14_1

wtf is this massage shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgn8gZHJZzA

x_x

fed

omg i cried watching the bastion short... so good...

OW blatantly stole character videos from tf2

my entire childhood was a lie ;-;

>>152387736
did you find out GOD isnt REAL kiddo

^idiot

my entire childhood was a pie

>>152387921
proof?

i like pie

all my roommates are sitting around a table listening to country music drinking whiskey talking about how much they hate muslims and niggers and are going to vote for trump

theyd probably beat me up if they found out im voting for hillary only because bernie dropped out @_______@

>>152388341
>voting

one time i had 2 girls from the colleges volleyball team as room mates and they would always rough me up and wrestle with me and hold me down and sit on me

i pretended i didnt like it and only liked them as friends :)

gewk

>>152388628
ha imagine if they pegged you but you pretended not to like it haha

>>152388678
*slits your threwt*

I'm so manly sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be more girly

>>152388841
one time one of them got really drunk and tried to get into my bed naked with me and kept hugging and kissing me

i made her go to her room and go to sleep because she was too drunk i didnt want to take advantage of her then she just called some guy over and he had sex with her instead :/

lol like im gonna believe that

>>152389278
Ok I know this may seem weird but i am allergic to sex and the reason why i can't stand sex is cause my brother and his mates made me watch redtube when i was 14, and that is why i find sex to be gross and disgusting

Alot of people have said to me "you should try having sex cause it is so fun" to other people it is, but to me it's not,

Being exposed to sex at the age of 14 was not good at all for me

I'm not actually "allergic" to sex, I just get very queasy, pale and nauseous in the stomach and I throw up

I blame my brother and his mates for this

When I was 12yrs old my mother was at a friends house and I went as well and the friends 32yr old son was playing a PS1 game and I went In to see what he was playing and then he locked his room when I was in there with him and then he took his pants off and told me to rub his penis and to lick it as well and I wanted to say no but he said "if you refuse I will hurt you badly" so I had no choice

way too much text

gosh...

overwatch is one of the greatest games of all time

>>152389665
fp......

>>152390348
fp doesn't phonepost

*cracks a beer*

>>152390853
heh

that time already?

slotted spoon is my favorite kitchen utensil

>>152390930
yep 11 am here

>>152390930
it's always time to drink

*skypes my mom*

heh... just keeping up a healthy relationship with my parents

is it broodwar tomorrow

>>152391162
*leaks your logs*

*cranks up insulin pump to 11*
im in zah mode :):):):)
*eats 2 hole little caesars hot n readdy pepparoni zahs*

leak THESE logs

*takes a dump*

>>152391806
*leaks em*

never thought id let myself get this way but today i bought my first xxl shirt :(

>>152391928
+1

fat boys :3c

what happens when you die?

just kinda sit there lol?

>>152391928
lmol

>>152391928
rofl

>>152391928
our guy...

>>152391928
post you belly

>>152392273
i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>152392273
no you idiot your soul either goes into the big fire (if you're good) or it falls into hades (if you're bad)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRF749cMXhs

what happened to TT1

those are some big TTs lol

(titties)

he died

uhg i keep playing as chun li because shes so freakin hot but my charge game is awful

maybe i should switch.....

>>152392869
3rd strike?

>>152392869
no

sfv

heh he replied to the wrong post

>>152393043
shut up kid they removed legs input so she's fucking easy
i bet you can't even instant air kick...
just go play ryu lmao

ha ha OOPS!
cant believe i just did that

>>152392947
no

sfv

he's nigger what did you expect

still no overwatch invite...

haven't showered in double digit days...

haven't pooped in double digit days...

>>152393616
based barbie

>>152393176
please be respectful thank you

>>152391928
I use XS and weight 50 kg and I still feel fat some days and skip meals.

I can't imagine how someone can get so obese and not do anything about it.

phone

shut up bitch i dont respect anything or anyone least of all YOU!!!!!

>>152393935
theyll never learn

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>Afreeca Starleague 6h

>>152394057
im really excited

>>152394057
STINKY

just found some old nudie pictures of my ex hehe
*unzips*
*starts crying*

>>152394120
post em

d.va is ridiculously op now

i want to watch dva and phara tweak eachother off

>>152394057
>random gook vs random gook

No thanks.

of course the phoner doesnt know

i put 57 bucks on our guy shuttle btw

>>152394057
stinky phone posting idiot

the gook of the hour

>>152395931
*slits your throat*
>>152397313
*slits your throat*

bored

>>152397742
same

want 2 play a video game l8er?

>>152398131
my graphics card broke and i'm waiting for my new one :/

>>152398407
lol

>>152398407
lol faggot

>>152398434
fuck you

>>152398569
hey man im just trying to have a

good
time

duz any1 want 2 play a video game with me\

l8er

?

dont stand around me or ill accidentally cum on you

>>152398627
f
u
c
k

y
o
u

Sean? sean are you there

i tried watching anime since you idiots always talk about it and i dont see how anyone that isnt an idiot can like it

theyre all just cartoons for children

theyre all just cartoons for child

video games are for children too btw

yeah anime is fucking stupid *starts season 3 of LOST*

>>152398974
i don't like then either

>>152399069
no video games have evolved into sport and in some cases can be considered art

are you even trying?

>>152399102
i only watch good shoes like ash vs evil dead, mr robot, and silicon valley

>watching lost past season 2
???

>>152388341
idiot

i both look and feel gay

>>152399102
yeah but in lost they don't have le epic sword fights and charge up while screaming and do edgy monologues at each other

>>152399238
rofl

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ghost adventures is a pretty based series

i wish i was as cool and strong as my boy zak

>>152399301
+1 me 2

>>152399179
>art
ebert debunked this years ago
anime on the other hand can be art

i just watch the cooking shows with guy fieri, andrew zimmerman, and anthony bourdain even though im never going to travel anywhere yet alone leave my room im just fat lol

>>152399365
2fuckingspooky

>>152399571
post your shoe size

>>152399571
i really like anthony bourdains shows, hes cool

id rather kill myself then lower my IQ watching brain drivvel TV

i enjoy literature like manga instead

>>152399865
*kisses you on the lips*

>>152399950
WHOA

bing bing, bong bong

boing boing, bang bang

>>152399865
*feels you up*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQpA3Znrxfo

a message for the fed smoker

>>152399716
he's a junkie piece of shit

anyone else drinking hard cider and trolling on second life

>>152400253
theres at least a few of us, yeah

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>>152400191
x_x

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>Leora fell asleep watching TV

rick and morty is a little bit funny

>>152400678
what about bobs burgers

>>152400678
Nothing wrong with it if you aren't a contrarian faggot
A shitty fanbase doesn't mean the source is shit

>>152401031
yes it does

>>152401031
lol

i'm a shitty fanbase?

>>152401082
>>152401175
baited for this exact response

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>SC2 story
>kerrigan becomes zerg-queen again to be able to rescue Raynor
>Raynor git mad as fuk
WTFM8 you just unfucked kerrigan back to human in like a week, what's the big deal? Just do it again

>>152401247
what are you even talking about you fat muslim

>>152401321
how did you know that?

My buddies and I used to play SC2 religiously back in the day but lost interest pretty quickly after heart of the swarm. We ended up playing more of the custom games in the "Arcade" more than climbing rank. League fit our group easily because it matched more of our group dynamic ( SC2 was more 1v1 oriented). League also has a great deal of depth that was also found in SC2 making it pretty easy to stay involved with

>>152400678
it has very edgy humour (like the granpda always talking down to everyone) which i don't find appealing anymore
the first season was okay because it was a bit less edgy, but the newer stuff it's makes me think "why did he need to say that" a lot

like it's not even dark humour it's just "haha get cancer faggot ;)" kinda thing. nothing clever about it aka family guy

xavier renegade angel is a good example of dark clever humour that rick and morty is trying to be

N
E
Y
M
A
R

>>152401695
why are you trying to trigger sc2 players when there's like one here lmao

>>152401902
he left

i like fed smokers admirer

shes cute in a drug addict trashy kinda way

>>152402174
he right

i finally thought of a good tinder opener but idk what to respond with when they respond :/

>>152397410
gook