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wew you lads let it die


>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT TO TO PLAY CASUAL/COMP
http://pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

>>152227972
>>152227972
old thread
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>>152353663
xionxang thinks he's drunk
lmao
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SKREEEEEEEE
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4th for hoverpyro update.
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hmmmmmm
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mmph!
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oh boy he's here to carry the team
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>>152354319
what HUD
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hi bros
any news about team fortress two?
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yay i got 2004 kills

now what
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>>152354946
it's dying desu
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as a demo I have to
>aim my pipes
>predict my targets movement because they'll be moving like a kid with adhd
>or stickyspam like a shitter

meanwhile sniper does 150 fucking damage for clicking on people from spawn

I fucking hate snipers thats all
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>>152356474
Then play Spy.
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do people still play this? says 60k people and its the 3rd most played game wtf?
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>>152355137
reach 2005 kills

>>152356603
yes
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>>152356812
nvm, people are saying its like a 16 gb install lol wtf? im not installing that shit on my precious 240 gbs
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>>152356939
ok
i think it is fun though and worth 16gb
but ok
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>>152355662
you should be dying
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>>152356939
>Only 240 gb
How horrifying. I can barely function with 650gb.
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mfw i cr
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>>152358046
ssd, i have a normal hd too, but its formatted as a mac, and its like 5400 rpm or some dumb shit so not even worth to reformat.
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>>152354450
not him but it looks like Toonhud
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>>152355137
reach <<CURRENT YEAR>>
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>>152344239
like 5 hours late but that was really nice of you because i wasn't even him but i didn't understand either and i was very frustrated that nobody explained it
i still don't understand but it was nice of you to explain regardless
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>>152355137
get to 2005 kills by killing yourself
>>
WHY IS THE PHILIPPINE DUDE A COCKSUCKER
WHY IS CN A COCKSUCKER
WHY IS VIDEOGAMES A COCKSUCKER
WHY IS MIKES A COCKSUCKER

WHY AM I NOT A COCKSUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>152361998
you forgot me
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>>152362509
why are you a cocksucker
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>>152354450
toonhud with the font prototype, you can do it from the website
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You can shoot the cones through the gates during setup time.
Do you think I'll get a cool hat if I report it
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>>152353663
>30 replies in 2 hours
just stop making these threads.
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>>152363384
go for it champ
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stær got handsomer
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>>152363727
Done. Look for me in the next patch notes
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>>152363384
pretty sure it has been reported many times. those things are broken, you can place stickies on the grates thing and when they hopen you can have wonderful floating stickies
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>>152363384
Engio reported a UI bug that could be exploited into making the entire enemy team leave the server in ranked MM, but Valve didn't even acknowledge him and left it unfixed.
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>>152365393
does it still work
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>>152363384
>no viewmodels in MM
please tell me how
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is lilly really a cock sucker
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>>152365393
hahaha what the fuck
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>>152365685
>24 players
>mm
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>>152365685
Does matchmaking have a FoV cap? Because if you set your FoV ridiculously high, it may as well be invisible.
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i dont hate myself much
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>>152365926
it caps at 70
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>>152365467
>left it unfixed
Take a guess
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>>152366742
how to do it
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>>152366798
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce#announcements/detail/894347264610583298
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i hate myself much
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*ate me
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i *ate you 6/10
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human is shit
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i opposite of *ate my tf2gfu
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oh
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i would hug any of you
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is esea worth the money
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pyro is shit
>>
tf2 is shit
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>play CtF
>go Soldier
>Dominate the game
>40 points ahead
>lost cause no one went Engie
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why didn't you go engie then?
your fault
>>
esea is worth the money
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>>152365792
casual MM is still MM
do you know the definition of MM

>>152365926
field of view cap is 90 in ALL of TF2
viewmodel_fov (weapon point of view) is capped at 54-70
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i just fucking played a casual match with 4 fucking aimbots on the enemy team, 2 of them had fucking aussies on. and no one on the enemy team would kick them

what the fuck is valve doing jesus christ
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copy paste csgo maps into tf2
y/n
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n
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im paste
>>
n
maps should be designed around the classes for things like rocket jumps. They would be boring like csgo
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Who would win
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>>152371073
>he never played cp_inferno
gotta make a lobby with it later today
theres also cp_dust2 and few others
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>>152371490
me
with prep time
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>>152371490
me
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put overused joke about hacking here
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>>152373025
i <3 knotted cocks
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>>152373025
boom headshot!
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>>152373458
k
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>>152373025
i<3boipucci
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next
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>>152374324
>>152374120
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>>152374324
fart
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>>152374324
add /id/tixh
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>>152374324
i get off to furry porn
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>>152374324
Sponsored by e621.net
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>>152374324
but during the stone age
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>>152374324
Proud LGBTQ+ Supporter
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>>152374324
Mathilda
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>>152374324
CampingInAlaska
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>>152374324
i want to get sexually fucked by another man
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>Win raffle
>Doesn't come online for 3 days
???
It was a /tf2g/ raffle, so I'd feel bad if I just up and re-raffled it.
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>>152355137
get the tartan spartan achievement
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>>152374324
proud of being a gay furry~ <3
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>>152374324
dagasi
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>>152374324
minimum iq of 1 to use
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>>152374324
epic yiff-thrower [killstreaks active]
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>>152374324
add me and i will give this to u !
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>>152374324
tf2g on the frontpage XD
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>>152377427
winner
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>>152377427

ok
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Hey /tf2g/, I just bought a bunch of medic cosmetics and I wanted your opinions.

>1. What's a good name for a festive medigun?
>2. What hats go well with Fashionable Megalomaniac? I have a Bunnyhopper's Ballistics Vest but that's boring.
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>>152378314
use mine
i'm a medfag it means thing that makes u stronger
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulpQ9KvQ0Y

Rare upload boys
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>boys


what about me
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>>152379464
You're a meme.
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any good servers I can add to my favourites
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>>152379806
all saigns
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>>152379912
good suggestions only please
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>>152379806
literally read the op
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>>152379912
kek
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>>152379464
you're not a girl
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>>152380963
>le there are no girls on the internet xd
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>>152381154
you are not me
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>>152353663
i have a mvm ticket from a couple of christmases ago, and i want to use it, but i have never done it before, what should i use/max?

i wanna do it today
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>>152382319
VIRUS DO NOT CL-
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>>152382319
VirusTotal and McAfee is both showing that the link is a virus. Don't download
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>>152382179
you can't use 1 ticket for anything, you nees at least three, and that is when doing the hardest tour
the only thing you can do with one ticket is just complete a mission and grant infinite access to only that mission, but with no rewards
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Got called racist in a casual pub earlier, lads
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>>152383359
call them sexists for discriminating against a girl
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>>152383359
should have said you were jewish
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>>152383359
a 12 year old said to 'eat his big chewy dick' the other day
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>>152383359
Were you being racist?
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someone reported me on skial earlier for having a homophobic name
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pootis
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>>152384863
what was your nane ?
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>>152384863
>someone reported me on skial
>skial

Nothing was lost.
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>>152385032
gay

>>152385106
there's only 1 non mge community server around here and it's empty about half the time
or playing hightower
skial is my second best option
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>>152358404
if it's mac it's worth reformatting
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>>152369825
3 weapons:

1.

DIRECT HIT

2.

FUNBOATS

3.
ESCAPE PLAN

congratulations, as long as you aren't a shitter who can't get direct hits you now have the most broken combination for CTF as Soldier
>>
>comp matchmakin
>get queued within seconds
>50/50 getting a good/shitty team

>lobbies (tf2 center, mixchamp, etc)
>more than 30 mins queueing
>70% chance u get rolled/ get shitty team

guess which one are players gonna choose?

elitist 6v6 needs to die in order for tf2 to grow
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>>152387380
>good players need to leave for tf2 to grow
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>>152379319
>that's what my voice sounds like
god kill me
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>>152387380
>dx9
>locked graphics settings
>25fps

feelsbadman
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>>152387829
who said anything about leave
they need to embrace comp matchmaking cuz lobbies and all le elitist 6v6 options are unbalanced and horrible

>>152389141
>having a shit computer
>2016
feelsbadman
probably u complain about mobile authentication cuz u dont have a fuckin android
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>>152389882
i have an android kek

but seriously why should they leave lobbies to play on shit maps with no whitelist and bo3?
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>>152389882
How are lobbies less balanced than the version of competitive with no whitelist?
>>
What is the shittest item in TF2 and why is it the Chill Chullo?
>>
Chill Chullo is cute, though.
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>>152389882
>>152390259
NOBODY IS TALKIN ABOUT BALANCE. HOLY FUCK
did u at least take a basic course on reading.
for the sake of tf2, we need to leave lobbies and pugs and embrace comp matchmaking cuz thats the only thing bringing interest in players. if u were new and u would go to a fuckin lobby and hear mister autist who happens to be steel yelling at you, you would probably never touch competitive.
also how is it justifiable to wait 30 minutes or more to play a lobby when i can wait 10 seconds to get matched in mm? faggots
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>>152392047
but it's not
>>
>Join official Matchmaking
>Three heavies and a medic on our team
What do?
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buy my dirty white surgeon mask REEEEEEE
5 ref with the code im a girl btw
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27785509
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>Paying extra for paint
Why would you even paint it tinge, that abnormal shade of white is so gross, it was fine as it was.
>>
Random comment... I host a server and since in pretty much the only admin I try to make it completely automated as possible. I have a plugin that restarts the server daily at a set time(24/7 server)use smac to auto perma ban really obvious aim botters, and use sourcesleuth so ppl that are already banned can't join with alts.
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>>152392620
are we promoting trades now?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bnybny
buy all my painted shit
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/621705
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why is the chillo the worst hat
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>>152392352
get demos with kritz and a spy?
are u fuckin new?
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>>152392620
not gonna lie your profile looks kinda cool
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>>152392352
Win the game
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>>152392620
>uncraftable
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>>152387380
>buy esea
>100% chance of getting good players vs. good players
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>>152393260
the h&ck are you going to craft a painted cosmetic for
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>>152392163
>join comp mm
>enemy team is 3 critacola sandman scouts, two demos, and a med
>every single time

>play lobbies
>class limits
>whitelists
>the only reason anybody loses is because they were worse than the other team
You're retarded.
>>
viva why did you upload a video of just the team wipe line
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wipe me out
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>>152393356
didn't esea pit a bitcoin miner in their program or was that another web site that did that
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>>152393567
We had never heard it before. Besides, that wasn't an actual wipe. Maybe for half of half a second, but when she announced it, people had already spawned again
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is there a strange part
points captured
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>>152393821
It was a rumor that sensationalist video game news stations reported on.
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>>152393821
thats true but they can't get away with it again
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>>152394220
it's not a rumor
it's real
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>>152394092
no
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>>152394092
it should be
it could go on cosmetics

also what about strange part: time equipped for
counts how long you had the item equipped for while alive
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what if strange part: games played?
>>
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35631/esea-fees-paid-with-keys-interest

geel is a kike
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>>152394717
>fake comp
>>
>This user has also played as:
>im gay *likes girls*
>loli wearing a swimsuit
>uwu
>girl
>c*nny
>汁
>大輔
>not japanese but acts like he is
>not japanese but pretends she is
>a boy who acts like a girl
is videogames having a mental breakdown
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>>152395437
i hope
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what 3rd cosmetic

also is it bad that i play scout with a lower sens than every other class
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>>152395973
digit divulger is pretty cool
remove that awful paint from the shoes
get better glasses like graybanns or painted summer shades
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>>152395973
scout is supposed to have low sensitivity
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>>152396151
i agree on all points
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>>152396151
>get better glasses like graybanns or painted summer shades
after i get 100k maybe
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>>152396341
why don't you use summer shades
why don't you use pomade prince
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>>152396484
you should help some more new users
>>
>>152396484
ok that's reasonable but what do you think about the other stuff
>>
>Buy premium on alt
>No option to give professor specs
I feel as if I've been scammed.
>>
>>152397019
yell at steam support for it
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>>152396964
dont really like the gloves
find me someone that will buy the green ones and i get unpainted all-stars

>>152397019
>have friends
>no need to buy anything
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>>152393529
>not going vac medic, use stock scout who can easily beat sandman noobs with crit cola, and bombin soldiers to their sitting duck demos
>every single time? literally never happened to me and i am field memecenary

>play lobbies
>wait hours for match because no one wants to be medic
>finally get in game
>first round win
>rest of team who are supposed to be higher level decide to goof of
>lost game
>queue again for 30+ minutes
>fun

i tthink u are the retard here
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>>152397223
well fuck you whatever then
why did you even get those
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>>152396496
i think they attract too much attention and stray off too much from the standard look of the scout
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>>152397525
thats why boi
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>>152397726
huh
kindly off yourself from this world thank you
>>
>>152397726
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bnybny
is this you
>>
>>152397967
buy my stuff thansk
>>
>>152397267
>go vac
>pop uber
>instantly get stunned by two sandman balls, rendering the uber useless
>scouts outdamage even the uber resistances as they're raping your stunned ass with minicrits, while both demos are dumping stickies on your corpse
>go soldier
>as soon as you bomb in get double meatshot by minicrit scouts
and yes this has been every single match I've played in matchmaking

>play lobbies
>wait at most ten mins for a match
>both teams are evenly matched and have a fun, close game
There's no way to justify no weapon bans or class limits.
>>
>>152398218
i would if you had something interesting
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>>152398425
>lobbies
>evenly match ever
top kuck
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why does scout have so many self-destructive weapons?
>crit a cola
>pocket pistol
>sandman
>candy cane
>basher
>atomizer
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>>152398674
Maybe if you should stick to pubs if you're such a dead weight.
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please stop responding to bait/retards you dumb autists
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>>152398832
He's already a glass cannon, those weapons are just exaggerating it.
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>somewhat hurt
>pull out pocket pistol to gain some health
>die to a rocket from medium-long range

wow good weapon nice balance yes very nice

fills its role perfectly

that is, belonging in the garbage bin
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>>152398832
The pocket pistol is the shittiest of them all. The rest encourage you more on becoming efficient.
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>>152399089
he has the best ability to dodge and is not easily focusable

if any class is a glass cannon, its probably demoman
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>>152400704
If anything heavy is a glass cannon

Literally just have to look at a heavy and he dies
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>>152401416
then why can't I melee them??
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>>152401416
t. pub shitter
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>>152401416
hes bad at dealing damage though
he's just a glass
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>>152401753
he can't equip the grenade launcher though
he's just an ass
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>>152401416
>>152401753
Is this r/tf2?
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post 'em ?
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>>152401673
Actually they're called snipers
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if u think heavy is underpowered u suck at the game lmao

he's just a boring class
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do not post em
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>>152402004
>>152402143
i am getting conflicting messages
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post this one instead
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>>152402004
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>>152402240
i said DO NOT
delet this NOW
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Oops, forgot the image
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>>152402004
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>>152387380
i dont know what lobbies you join but it usually takes 2 to 10 minutes for me depending on the hour
i usually dm or browse the internet while i wait
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it's taking shape niggas
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>>152402797
>stairs
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i am completing my first tour on the intermediate path "day of wreckening" i am using a squad surplus, pls game start
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>>152402004
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pott 'em
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>>152402797
please tell me you made a flat collision mesh thing for those stairs
i hate when maps dont have that on stairs
>>
I know a few girls who have a flat collision mesh.
>>
thats hot
>>
>>
do i have a flat collision mesh ?.
>>
One would assume so, being as you're a guy and all.
>>
i wish my collision mesh was cute and not flat
>>
how do i stop the collision mesh from making a bump in my pants
>>
*snip* *snip*

Here we go...
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ain't that a cute little gun?
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dammit
something big is clipping out of my prefab
and i think i see a map leak
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Now THIS is a nice weapon.
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This must be what the President feels like all the time.
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>>152405538
>This must be what the President feels like all the time.
what did he mean by this ?
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>>152405538
>thumbnail
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>>152405719
probably immunity to headshots or something
idk im very confused also
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>>152405750
>nigger
>>
>2016
>questioning things
lol ok
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>shooting at people from there
>with THE RESERVE SHOOTER

why would someone do this
>>
>>152405836
tell that to jfk
>>
>>2016
>>questioning things
>lol ok
what did he mean by this?
>>
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>>152406009
Because it's a lot of FUN FUN FUN!
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>>152405719
because the weapon is black
>>
>>152406009
HUD name please.
>>
>>152406718
Looks like omphud
>>
>>152406718
>>152363097
>>
>TFW literally entire team is incapable of spychecking
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>>152353663
wow
when did they nerf the FUCK out of the axetinguisher? and why?
who the fuck thought the pyro needs nerfs?
>>
axtinguisher was a bullshit wep
>>
it was fun though
>>
>>152394717
>Will u give free ESEA premium to everyone whose saloon winnings u kept?

DAMN
>>
>>152408616
>axtinguisher was bullshit
no it wasnt. WHY do you think it was bullshit
>>
>Engineer gets free crits for letting his sentry die
>Spy gets free crits for doing what spy is supposed to do in the first place
>Pyro gets free crits just for existing
>>
you've already posted that
>>
they don't call pyro the "free crit class" for nothing
>>
>I get free (You)s for shitposting
>>
>i was merely pretending to be retarded
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spy my son
yuo get crits now
yu must choose primary and KILL
will you pick butifel ambassador and get epic headshots
or shitter magnet no skill diamondback
>>
>>152408918
>Saloon had 0% uptime on withdrawing items through its whole lifetime
>But depositing worked perfectly until the site went down
Hmm...
>>
>>152409474
To be fair if the enemy team has an idiot (or better, 2), Diamondback completely ruins the game for the smart players (assuming you are not stupid like most Spy mains).
>>
The issue with the Diamondback is that there's no way to tell if a Spy has a crit ready when he is disguised.
If it didn't consume crits while you were disguised it would be fine, especially because you could spam re-disguise to prevent yourself from consuming crits when you don't need to.
>>
stop crying already shitter spy is useless against any competent team just let him have his dumb crit weapon that's only barely ever useful
>>
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>use kunai and diamondback
>free health and crits after getting a single (1) backstab
>the intended way of playing spy
>somehow this class is still underpowered despite having this

lmao get the hell out of here and take your pussyshit """class""" with you
>>
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>>152410156
Reminds me of that time.
>cp_steel
>backstab afk heavy
>stab gibus sniper who is lost
>use 2 crits to kill engi
>sap everything in his nest
>my team pushes and we win.

GG.
>>
>>152411518
>sneeze at spy
>he dies

really forces your cognitive cells
>>
QUICK
List the classes from your most played to your least played

>Demo
>Engie
>Sniper
>Soldier
>Medic
>Scout
>Pyro
>Heavy
>Spy
>>
>Demo
>Scout
>Soldier
>Sniper
>Medic
>Pyro
>Spy
>Heavy
>Engineer
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>>152353663
>Comp team is 5 fresh meat players and one small-time thug
>Get matched up with 3 small time thugs 1 field mercenary and one hired gun
>We obviously lost.

Remind me again, how this is competitive /tf2g/?
>>
>>152415026
>Heavy
>scout
>solider
>Everything else
>>
>>152415362
then i walk into nearby ammo boxes and health packs while spamming the ground
are you even trying
>>
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>>152415198
playing with people your rank is easy mode, the real challenge is defeating the people above your rank anon

just kidding, retards at valve can't code for shit
>>
>>152415464
>>152415504
>pub shitters that never played against a competent spy
>>
>>152415026
Demo
Scout
Soldier
Engi/Sniper
Heavy
Medic
Pyro
Spy
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>>152415026
>tfw autistic soldier main
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>competent spy
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>>152415838
competent spies wouldnt use dead ringer or the kunai in the first play
retard
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>spies
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>It's my monthly CS:GO game to maintain rank
>Consider trying
>Buy Nova and dualies every round
>Get M249 on last round of each half
>Team really wants to kick me but I'm not fully griefing and playing 4v5 would fuck them over even harder
Another game in DMG made high-quality by me.
>>
taunting is rude
>>
does zigzag still go to this general
i have a message
>>
>>152409474
tf2 team, my coworkers
we need to add competitive
we must choose where we copypaste the code from
will we copypaste butifel csgo/dota matchmaking code
or will we edit the mvm matchmaking code
...
present day
>6_death_merchants_vs_6_fresh_meats.jpg
>>
first time i hear that name
>>
>>152416730
wrong general
good job
>>
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>>152402004
will be updated in the future
>>
>>152417174
>M249
wow youre the most boring person on earth
>>
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>>152417339
i'm sorry, what do you mean?
>>
>>152416772
i think you replied to the wrong person
>>
>>152417174
let's not do this again please
it's not even funny
>>
>>152417585
im not a comedian though

i do not have particular faves, that's all
>>
>>152417174
so your a cock sucker huhh...
how many did you suck...?
>>
i wish i was a cocksucker
>>
tfw cocksucker but still not in the group
>>
id?
>>
>>152418312
i don't
>>
>>152419245
BAN HIM
>>
>>152419569
no please
>>
id/imshy:x
>>
that id gave me an error
>>
if i could put colons in my id i would
>>
>>152353663
>that
>tf2
>>
>concept03
READ motherfucker READ
>>
Life is so good. God is great
>>
Life is as good as you make it be. God is a concept just like that OP picture.
>>
Everything is awesome!
>>
i wish i was dead
>>
same
wanna die together
>>
ok but how
>>
kill yourself
i'll kill myself too i promise
>>
>>152423214
Thanks, I try.
>>
alright
i'll see you on the other side maybe
>>
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When is the next chapter?
>>
never
>>
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>>152426139
never ever
>>
>>152415026
>Spy
>Sniper
>Soldier
>Demoman
>Engineer
>Medic
>Scout
>Heavy
>>
'should be out soon'

so some time between tomorrow and 2017
>>
>>152398879
>typical elitist attitude
no wonder beginners are turned of by comp
>>
>>152402742
tf2 center and mix champ
if you mention u are in an autism pug group it doesnt count since u are palying with the same people every time.
>>
can you blame """elitists""" when valve has never done shit to help them

"""elitists""" don't owe you anything
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1xmXUrU6iw
>>
do you think spies should've been made faster

they're fucking insufferable in pubs
>>
>>152429250
I think spies have a good speed and I'm fine with the way they are right now. I think if you made spy faster then that would be an unnecessary buff. I would rather spy have more hit points.
>>
>>152429250
big earner and dead ringer are bullshit now
>>
lmao no update
>>
>switch avatar to anime pic
>play TF2 for an hour
>all three people who killed me taunted afterwards

really makes u think
>>
>>152431203
doesn't really happen to me though

they must be really salty
>>
>>152431203
I only taunt pyros, anime pic or not

I have a bind for "Nice airblast, pyro main" every time I kill one as a soldier
>>
>>152435329
my god you have issues
>>
my tf2g pals say i have issues
>>
they are right
>>
oh

you are right
>>
this is my demoman music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aolvkt1EMYc
>>
This is gonna be my Medic music. Except not this YT trash because I've got it on iTunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9xkSJCEnLc
>>
This is my scout music
https://youtu.be/bR-s4ReIxJo
>>
>>152436225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
>>
>>152415026
I'm going from memory so it might not be 100%
>Sniper
>Soldier
>Scout
>Spy
>Engineer
>Medic
>Pyro
>Demo
>Heavy
Heavy being at the bottom is what drove me to be Team Heavy, I want him to be fun in a non-payload offense setting
>>
>>152431203
ha I always taunt animefags
>>
I knew team pyro would win. there are too many betas and tranny pony fucking animefags that play tf2 and they are all pyro mains
>>
>>152437251
id?
>>
>>152437390
id/BasedViva
>>
>>152437348
are you ok
>>
>>152437348
I'm neither of those and I half-main Pyro
>>
>>152437435
hi
>>
>>152437618
why did you reset your stats
i wanted to see how much hours you had on both classes
>>
>>152438182
Iunno. Just a thing I do every new year
>>
>>152438779
but its august
are you telling me you only played for 33 hours since new year?
>>
>>152439218
when you think about it it's not that hard to believe
>>
>>152439218
Maybe. Work does that
Then when Overwatch rolled through, that took up about a month and a half of TF2 time
>>
fucking rocket league has a bigger competitive scene than tf2, we're a joke
>>
only competitive player I know by name is that bunny fellow on twitch and I think ster
>>
why did star_ change his name to ster
>>
I think he was keeping one of those names for youtube and maybe had to change it for twitch
>>
>>152429250
>>152429660
>>152429746
spy is literally broken now

it's too easy for good spy players to demolish teams now, and noobs who uncloak at the wrong moment or do retarded disguises now have an even smaller window of punishment

it's literally the return of dr. enforcicle
>>
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tfw you aren't this good
>>
>>152440728
i can understand what damage and healing numbers mean
but what the hell is "support"?
>>
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Scoreboard#Points
>>
what the hell am i
>>
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DIE 6S SCUM
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>>152441148
>500 points for stunning a guy with a moonshot
wew

>>152441170
some sort of biological mistake
>>
>>152441107
I think just general shit like extinguishing people or healing them with a sandvich or things like headshot and backstab bonuses.
>>
>>152441351
oh
>>
what makes me a bad demoman? poor depth perception
>>
>>152441148
demo is the only class that doesn't get points for extra stuff .(
>>
>>152441590
that's because demo is a FRAGGING class
all he can do is kill
>>
lol
>>
sometimes i feel like hud_saytext_time 0 but then i feel like i'd miss something important

like a medic telling me something or spy calls
>>
>play comp
>go feet shooty man
>try a rocket jump
>don't fly through the air like a majestic bald eagle
>"huh? I could have sworn i was in range of that blast"
>try again
>nothing
>press tab and look in bottom right corner
>"singapore server"

such is life as an australian tf2 player
>>
>>152443915
but singapore is just a bit north of australia
why is lag so bad?
i can understand if it would be bad in europe or america or something
>>
>>152444180
the distance from singapore to australia is comparable to the distance between california and new york. it's not exactly the same but it's close.
>>
>>152444542
K, so why do you have lag?
Is it cause Singapore has shitty servers?
>>
>>152444971
very shitty servers

you'd be lucky to get less than 150 ping
>>
If any class could pick up any dropped weapon, would the game be absolutely destroyed and all balance thrown out with chaos and the eventual death of the game come about OR would it just be a little bit different and it might be more fun?
>>
retard
>>
no YOU are the retard
>>
nah
>>
yah!
>>
you could give medic the shotgun and only then people would have a hard time choosing a primary lmao
>>
>>152416730
I have the most fun with shotguns in that game.
Especially the clip loaded 5 shots one
>>
>>152448136
Mmm yes the nova serves me well
I wish hitscan guns in tf2 could headshot
that'd be rad
>>
I really wish saying "gg ez" wasn't a thing. I have no idea where this has sprung from, nor why people think it's a great idea to type this at the end of a match they've just won, but there's literally no good that can come from gloating after a win.

People say it when they steamroll another team. People say it when they've barely won a game. People say it when teams seemed fairly balanced. Sometimes, people even say it when they've lost!

Sure, there are some players who say it ironically, or just for fun, but a lot of observers don't get the joke and just parrot the term when they next win a match.

All it does (and is designed to do) is to infuriate the other team, and creates a shitty atmosphere for all involved. Even exploiters, name-callers, ninja-quitters and angst-ridden shouty teammates are less cancerous than the "gg ez" crowd.

Can we just... not?
>>
reddit must go
>>
why
:r
>>
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>>152448791
>click on heavy's head with a shotgun
>he dies
oh mm yes veri gud veri gud
>>
>>152436225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JecGv9pp7as
>>
@152449142
This is exactly the reason why people say "gg ez"
>>
>>152445024
Not really. I get usually 40-70 ping. But it's probably because I'm nearer to Singapore than you are.
>>
^ retard
>>
hey
did u see WAR's rant yesterday?
www.twitch dot tv/warhuryeah/v/84688984?t=37m0s
juicy parts at 50m and 82m
>>
I'm not watching all that, just summarize it for me.
>>
am i juicy
>>
wtf valve didn't know esea existed? LMAO
>>
Well it didn't get on Steam until this year, so you can only assume they didn't.
>>
>>152451202
here, someone did it for me >>152451234

that would explain why ESEA is the only league without medals ingame
>>
you know how huge the competitive scene is considering valve has never done ANYTHING to help it at fucking all

it's like they want the comp scene to die
>>
Valve doesn't care about TF2's competitive scene. It's a joke. TF2 will always be that casual hat simulator to them, and pretty much everyone else. They only added in ranked matchmaking because some people asked for it. Considering it's pretty much the same shit it's been since the beta, I think it's safe to say they give zero fucks about it.
>>
the saddest thing is these tf2 veterans pretty much fucking begging valve to do something and what do they do? listen to random pubbies on r/tf2 lmao

fuck jill the man who pretends to be a brony girl man

eric is kinda cool, but he's just one person anyway
>>
>>152451715
they added mm because they were scared overwatch was going to take away their money

tf2 is just a fountain of money to valve, nothing else

i bet when they heard the game was gonna be 40 bucks they were like "nvm lmfao" and dropped the project, hence the mm release being this massive fucking disappointment, even for reddit and /v/tards
>>
what about Dave "driller" Riller
what does he even do
Valve earned $140 millions in micro-transactions just in 2013
imagine how much they make now, yet they only put 3 fucking clueless idiots that haven't played competitive in their life, in charge of balance and MM
everyone expected MM at least as good as counter-strike but they made it worse, blocked graphical commands, and fucked up quickplay whilte at it
>>
>>152451867
$140 millions just on TF2 micro-transactions, not overall
>>
>>152451153
god damn you can tell he's tearing up while ranting

>>152451804
>>152451867
yep, remember how they ignored all those months of beta testing and released an incredibly barebones piece of garbage

also valve's system of "do whatever u want !!!!!!!!" is what causes dota2 to have a huge team + icefrog and tf2 to be an abandoned project two or three retards work on like once a week so they can get a big fat paycheck
>>
mm is still beta in my opinion

even people with low expecations got dissapointed with the "finished" version of MM in meet your match
>still graphical commands locked
>still no class limits
>still no rank-based MM for balance
>still see cheaters every day i play

even Siege has better comp matchmaking, and they still call it beta while they refine the rank balance
>>
if it was beta why are they fucking asking for like ten bucks to play it (or be premium and give valve your phone info)

if it was still in beta then don't release this huge update claiming it's finished lmfao
>>
>slin, geel and others riding Valve's dick just because they were invited to their offices
>>
geel was invited to valve's offices? are you fucking kidding me?

what does that kike even fucking know about this game other than ripping people off virtual items
>>
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when is gele giving people back their saloon.tf winnings huh
>>
you know your game is fucking dead when the guy who started it all (robin) left for dota2 rofl

>>152452441
i think slin is like hopelessly optimistic i guess
>>
so after a quick google search i realize it's true that the kike visited valve's offices along with slin and b4nny

what the shit
>>
>>152426139
>coo
what did he say
>>
This is depressing.

TF2 is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. A trainwreck that is taking years to end.
>>
>>152452441
>Geel invited to Valve
For what?
>>
yes i too wonder why that fucking kike was invited and not people like war, clockwork or tagg
>>
Clockwork doesn't even play TF2. The reason Geel got invited is because people somehow think he's a relevant figure in the TF2 community.
>>
>expecting valve to really know what happens in the tf2 community
>>
>>152453859
>people somehow think he's a relevant figure in the TF2 community
who ARE these people so i can kick their asses irl
>>
>Add a win / loss count on casual
>People play objective
>>
>>152453940
The entirety of r/TF2 for one.

>>152453967
The point of fragging hard is to make room for the rest of your team to do the objective. That's what they're for, after all.
>>
>>152453967
Can we not make the game even more like overwatch than it already is.

It's bad enough public k/d has triggered my autism hard.
>>
>Can we not make the game even more like overwatch than it already is.
are u honestly this retarded or is this satire
>>
>>152454094
Hello r/tf2!
>>
>>152454208
mym was "Let's copy overwatch: the update"
>>
how could they copy a game that wasn't even out yet you fucking imbecile
>>
>>152454450
Amazing feat to copy Overwatch months before the public even knew how it would look like, huh.
>>
Competitive matchmaking is not a feature exclusive to Overwatch. Or are you retards so caught up in stupid baitposting that you forgot that Valve has two other(actually successful) competitive games?
>>
there's only one retard here and that's 152454450, don't call me that again
>>
>>152454610
mym came out like a month and a half after overwatch and with how broken the update was on release I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that was the amount of time it was worked on
>>
oh you're legit retarded rofl

mm beta started like 6 months before overwatch came out, and valve did almost no changes throughout all that time
you know, one of the MAIN fucking complaints??
>>
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>>152454450
>>152454727
>>
Why do /v/tards talk with zero knowledge of anything
>>
Because they're not old enough to know "think before you speak" yet.
>>
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>>152358046
I cant even fill 120GB SSD.
>Dont play any vidya, except for tf2
>remove ebooks after I read them
>remove movies/series after I watched them
>remove random crap like reaction images once a month

I am not even using any cloud storage either.
Do not become attached to random crap.
If you lose what you had you become unhappy
If do not get what you want you become unhappy
If you get what you dont want you become unhappy
>>
anyone else like the airstrike?
>>
I dunno. On one hand, if the enemy is retarded you fill up on heads very fast. On the other hand, if your team is retarded, the enemy fills up on heads very fast. Seems questionable to me.
>>
I don't like the size of the rockets it shoots
>>
>people complain about auto balance
>pubs get removed, forced teams with no auto balance arrives

>people complain about random crits
I wonder what will valve do, remove weapons or something?
>>
>>152449528
>scout mains irl
>>
>>152458247
I've seen a lot of people wishing for auto-balance back
>>
do you like the size of me
>>
People have been bitching about random crits since the games inception. They have no business being in the game, and are a large part of the reason TF2 will never be taken seriously. The other large part of the reason TF2 isn't taken seriously is that it's playerbase is mostly under the age of 15.
>>
>tfw you can't have fun playing other classes cuz u carry shit teams in literally every fucking casual game
kill me
>>
I don't judge people by their size

>>152458601
to play devils advocate, random crits probably make the game a lot more fun for new players.
It may be the main reason they get any kills at all but the alternative is them getting completely destroyed by people with thousands of hours or resorting to using sentries to get kills for them.
I think the best thing to do would give everyone the option to turn random crits off for themselves. I normally feel bad getting a bullshit crit on someone and I imagine a lot of people feel the same. It would reduce the number of crits in the game and then you can call everyone who doesn't disable them a shitter.
>>
Just play what you want without worrying about the objective. I assure you that this is what all those people who go sniper/spy when there are already 3+ on the team do.
>>
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>>152458601
>mfw someone types "Random crits are a fair and balanced" in the chat
>>
It's a very common bind.
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>>152459298
Still haven't figured out how to quote posts eh?
>>
Newfig alert.
>>
>encounter 2 soldiers
>kill one
>other one gets a random crit

boo fucking hoo what a surprise
>>
Crockets are fucking bullshit though

I shouldn't be allowed to take out 3 people at once just by aiming at their general direction and having okayish luck

I don't mind the idea of random crits as a balancing mechanic but they need to be less "random" and it sure is some fucking bullshit that the chance to get one increases the more damage you do
>>
>>152460332
random crits should be melee only honestly
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>>152459021
new players should not rely on rng, they should learn the value of teamwork. if they're getting stomped they should think what the fuck are we doing wrong?

your idea sounds nice on paper but in reality nobody would turn them off and you'll get called le salty if you say something
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>>152398425
But vacc is easy in MM. Why are you having so much trouble? I even hit the elo cap in the beta while only ever playing vacc med. I'm slowly working my way up to DM again. What's your excuse? Do you not have friends to play with?
>>
reminder that valve doesnt playtest new item attributes and stats when they update them and the vaccinator is currently broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkdD9lnyfKM
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oh hey i made that video!
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>>152460996
I don't get it
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>>152460758
expecting the average new player to think is a pretty big ask.
Maybe if crit chance increased for the losing team or something. It might slow down rolls but then again it wouldn't help with stalemates. There isn't a good solution.

Also war is reacting to the shitty overwatch v tf2 on stream if anyone cares
>>
>>152461269
You're supposed to get a slight Ubercharge build increase when you properly resist damage. Base build time for 100% is 24 seconds as showcased by the slip with the scout. Even when the medic does properly resist damage, the Ubercharge rate is still 24 seconds even though you're supposed to get a slight Ubercharge build increase on proper resist. Need anymore explaining?
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>>152422603
oh child
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>>152461958
It's tfclassic
Technically not tf2.
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>>152461151
your voice is cute
>>
TF2 now only has the stock weapons and the achievement weapons.

What happens?
>>
>>152463035
Medic and Pyro become lame as fuck
>>
>>152463035
Demo and medic wreck shit.
Scout might do ok
Everything else sucks
>>
i dont like the new update
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>>152463035
add the option to equip gunboats and make crossbow stock
the game will flourish
>>
ask me if i like the new update
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>>152462790
y-you too
>>
do i like the new update
>>
you are not me
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VALVE PLEASE NO
I DON'T WANT 1 MORE GAME WITH THESE SHITTERS
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU VALVE
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i played tf2 today
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same
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>>152466556
>>152466776
did you win?
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im an opposite of winner
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Post winners
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>>152467561
>>152467181
>>
Is this game really dying?
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sops isnt cute
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>>152408549
I dunno, but expect the Pyro update to be weapons that are literally pre-nerf axetinguisher and pre-nerf degreaser, just with different downsides.

They do the same thing to every class after they recieve a significant nerf that cripples one of their playstyles. Soldier got the Escape Plan when the Equalizer was split in two, Demo got the quickiebomb launcher when sticky-spam was removed.
>>
>>152408616
>>152408938
Axetinguisher was only an issue if you were:

1. Out of Ammo

2. Sucked @ the game and couldn't aim while being airblasted

What made it bullshit was the switch speed of the Degreaser, meaning even if you were a soldier or demo, a Pyro could juggle you in a corner as long as he had ammo because he could switch back to reflect instantly if you tried to fight back while being juggled.
>>
"ka-b**m!" -demoman
>>
why cant we have an IceFrog for CSGO and TF2
>>
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/743237
if you want an specific class just ask me and ill kick somebody
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>/tf2g/
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now what the fuck is this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3uthtREtE
how does this even happen?
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>>152472407
>6:23
ha
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>>152472407
lazy devs did it again
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fps_max 0 or 121 for a 60hz monitor?
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>>152472407
valve adds shit that dont make no sense and dont even test it
picking up weapons should be removed alltogether at this point
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>>152402004
>>
>>152473138
0 or 999
reaching the fps cap consistently is known to cause input lag
its only recommended if your graphics card throttles or overheats (laptop for example)
>>
>>152474859
so if im using a laptop i use 0 or 999 and if im using a pc i set it to 121?
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>>152475680
Other way around, dingus.
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>>152475680
the other way around, fella
for example i have a piece of shit VAIO from 2009 that overheats if i set a fps cap above 80 and my hands start hurting from the heat
but in PC they dont usually overheat unless you do a very epic OC
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>>152472407
delfy is a faggot
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>>152472407
>that hud
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>>152397726
ew fuckin scunts
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>>152402253
>>152402438
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>>152449528
>this is real
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4rh97m/so_for_anime_expo_i_decided_to_dress_up_as/
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i want pyro to push my buttons tb h
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I want to go about selling my inventory since I rarely play anymore.
I used to be an active trader when unusuals just came out but that's a long time ago and I don't know where to start now.
Do people even still buy/sell items with real dosh?

Pic related, my most valuable item
>>
u come here often
>>
>>152479569
I imagine a funny SFM where pyro got a hold of engie's destruction PDA and destroyed his stuff
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>>152479697
Post your id

Also, check out https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2trade/
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>6600k @4.5Ghz
>no gpu
>480p 4:3
>matchmaking graphics
>35fps

>fell for the freesync meme
>480s overprized by 50%
>custom coolers nowhere to be seen
>>
>>152480221
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ElasticZ/
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>>152480364
You might actually get full price for that HOUWAR since you're the only owner. Post a trade on OP and /r/tf2trade asking for 110. Maybe someone bites and offers at least 100
>>
>>152480364
>$249 USD
At least you aren't one of those guys who talks about cashing out with a backpack barely worth $20.
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>>152480595
>Muh backpack is valued at $40 and my most expensive item is a 10 Ref hat. I'm looking to sell for full price. I bought buds at 15 keys, they're still definitely worth $10

Fuck those people
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>>152480548
alright thanks for the help
>>
>browsing on shit tf
>have been looking for a weight room warmer for around 2 weeks
>finally find one
>going to go find other things to buy with it
>find a nice set of pants for the demo to buy with
>filled with glee
>see purple text
>warning: some of your items (weight room warmer) have been reserved
>die inside
Why is this feature still here
>>
>>152480915
If Half doesn't get online tomorrow, I'll sell you mine.
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>Join Casual match
>Homies destroy and carry
>Win

Blessed
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oh
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>>152484987
where is this group, sign me up senpai
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/diediediediediediediediediedie
>>
>All those weeaboos
>Hating their lives
>Wanting to die

Hmm. Makes you think. Except not really
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>>152485771
>le cropped hentai picture
>>
don't make the next op unless you plan to add https://quickplay.csrd.science/ to it
>>
>weeaboo friend keeps inviting me to groups with cropped hentai pics
Should I smash that delet friend button
>>
>>152479697
Managed to strike a deal with someone on reddit.
210€ the HOUWAR, not bad
>>
im slwwpy
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Post your main and your main's loadout

Go
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hi slwwpy im dad
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>>152489263
>He mains Mercenary

Bow to the superior class, plebeian.
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>>152489263
Who else /irrelevantclass/ main here
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>>152489263
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>>152489845
When was this effect added? Its ugly as shit
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>>152489263
I just got to stage 5 with this loadout
it's pretty good imo, def underrated
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>>152490128
>trying to fish the fisherman
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>>152490375
???
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>>152490128
These* effects. The sexiest combo of all time

>>152490375
:)
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>>152490537
A fisherman is someone who tries to lure fish with bait. Viva is the fisherman, we're the fish.
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When will Valve nerf the fucking Engineer

How am I supposed to counter him as my main
>>
is this jill's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSKoSEZnWlw
>>
>>152458247
>I wonder what will valve do, remove weapons or something?
how do you get this idea from people wanting random crits gone you pub garbage
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>>152490195
>not using A-EX
>>
tf2
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>>152496039
Yeah, I heard that Titanfall 2 is coming out
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I've been in a coma for the last 2 months

what the fuck happened to this game
>>
>>152496949
the comp scene took over
>>
>>152497165
this is what shitters believe

i fucking wish
>>
>>152497484
>>152497165
no i mean where did all the servers go
>>
when will people realize that balancing a game with le wacky and random loadouts is impossible?
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>>152497598
they're still here
>>
>>152496949
why were you in a coma
are you ok
>>
>Teamfortress.tv loves to circle jerk about how awful r/tf2 is.

>They had a recent thread about shittalkong in comp matches and anyone who said shit talking is bad got downvote and called retarded. Geel doesn't deserve that ungrateful community.

>Geel doesn't deserve that ungrateful community.
>Geel doesn't deserve that ungrateful community.
>Geel doesn't deserve that ungrateful community.

since when does leddit dickride the kike
>>
I have an uncraftable Manmelter? Why the fuck? It's just a normal item, how have i gotten it?
>>
best payload map?
>>
>>152498615
probably from a christmas stocking drop i have an uncraftable original and liberty launcher because of it.
>>
>>152498949
badwater
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>Using the RPG

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
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someone should make a reverse version of upward and call it downward
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>>152459262
>frogposting
>complaining about people being upset about an unfair luck-2-win feature in volvo servers
really makes u think ....
>>
>>152459262
>someone uses that bind after med pops kritz
>>
>>152499653
genius

mind if I send it to valve?
>>
The talent drain at the top level of the game is painful to watch.
>>
>>152493262
I've gotten too used to the weaker shot for comboing at this point and the bombs are nice. And let me guess, you don't play the game either?
>>
make me think ....
>>
Many developers would kill to have a competitive scene with the passion and dedication that TF2 has, and would support them hand and foot, but competitive TF2 has really existed in spite of Valve rather than because of them. It's time to accept MM and Valve are more than likely never going to be the savior of competitive TF2, and that competitive TF2 is nearing the end of its lifespan, there's only so much a community, even one as passionate as TF2s, can do in the face of such disinterest and disregard by the game's company.
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>MOBA fad is starting to die out
>First Person MOBAs the new trend
>Valve jumps ship from dota2 and starts development of Team Fortress 3
>characters have abilities on cooldowns and the skill ceiling is lowered to attract new players
>>
i think it would be balanced if heavy got the disciplinary action
>>
Anyone here play with Fighting Amphibians back in the day?
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You're on a hot date with your Medic, and this guy walks up to the capture point and slaps your Medic's ass.

What do you do?
>>
>>152500620
i play it sometimes since im busy playing 2hu 8 and crimzon clover
>>
>>152501572
>implying they'll ever make a TF3 when people have invested so much cash into TF2
>>
>>152503093
it's not even 'investment' into tf2, it's that people would never let go of their precious cosmetics
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http://tf2r.com/kzfhab8.html
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Only fags use the nailgun
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>>152504720
>micspamming
>Calling anyone else a fag
hahahahahaha
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>play arena for the first time
>can't hear anything
>topscore anyways
pssh...
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>>152502875
How far have you gotten? DDP DOJ and even DDP are on a whole different level compared to 2hu (unless you play at lunatic which i doubt)

>>152502630
Slap his face, slap my med's ass and then fuck on the spot

>>152504720
>only fags use one of the hardest guns in the game to use consistently against good players
ok
>>
Halloween's coming up in a few months, seasonal displays are popping up in retail stores, and those seasonal specialty shops are starting to pop up

tf2g predictions for the upcoming Halloween event?
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>>152504808
If micspamming is for fags I must have walked into a gay bar.
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>>152505053
disappointment
>>
>>152505053
nothing because they'll say they're working on fixing mm and the pyro update (which will be a disappointment too)
>>
>>152505053
ctf_2fort_event

>>152505110
but you can't hear anything
why would you even play there
fucking woody
>>
>>152504972
please tell me this isn't an NA server
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>>152505242
You could always disable voice chat and saysounds by typing !sounds and clicking disable like the server tells you automatically every 15 seconds.
>>
>>152505380
i have no idea but i had 150 ping on average

>>152505409
yeah but their spamshit gets in the way of normal communication
this isn't any less chaotic than randomizer x10
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>play mvm
>demoman get crits, more dmg, attack speed and more healing when using a half-Z
>solider only gets attack speed and more healing
why is this ?
>>
>>152506975
Prolly cause Demoknight is a thing while Soldierknight isn't
>>
i wonder how the competitive 6's meta would look like if demoman won the war
>>
demo did win the war
robin was a hack and pulled a bullshit move to make his favorite class seem like he won
>>
>>152501572
>MOBA fad is starting to die out
literally what
>>
>130ms

how do i fucking blacklist virginia servers
>>
>>152505053
pl_swiftwater_event
fursuit for pyro
more body part cosmetics for everyone else
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>>152505053
i really want there to be an actual update this year.

but i know there wont be
>>
>fursuit for pyro
WANT
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I should probably get a job and upgrade my PC.
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>>152512716
Same desu/
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>>152486581
>search KotH
>65 results
>1 with 3 players
>1 with 8 players
>63 with 0 players

wew
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post medics
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don't post medics
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post precision killers instead
btw i need suggestions for cosmetics
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don't post precision killers either
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>>152516209
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>>152516209
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>>152516853
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rip /tf2g/ soccer team
never forget
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i need you help tf2g, I want to make a good heavy with decent cosmetics but I just can't, any ideas?
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>>152517845
>I just can't
there's your answer
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>>152517845
beard, shirt, and a fitting hat to tie it all together

from there get a tasteful minigun skin and your pick of a sandvich and gloves of running urgently reskin
>>
>reskins
*puke*
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>>152353761
this was my spray at one point
>>
>>152518307

what matches the iron curtain?
>>
>he plays tf2
>in 2016
>>
>>152518850
Commie Heavy. So beard, military hat, third cosmetic of choice.

>>152518307
>2016
>GRU
>>
Don't let the cosmetics own you. It's about you owning those cosmetics
>>
I FUCKING HATE THE BULLSHIT ELITIST COMMUNITY BUILT AROUND MVM REEEEEEE FUCK THESE 12 YEAR OLD FAGGOTS.
>>
>>152518850
also a red bear shotgun
>>
>>152518850
Do you prefer the proletariat commie heavy or more along the lines of an officer's look?
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>>152516209
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>>152518850
How's this for you?
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>>152520697

nothing matches
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post characters that you wish had their hat in tf2
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>>152521481
Make one, then. If it isn't for Demo, Engineer and Sniper, I'll come to your house and murder you.
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>>152521481
>>
>>152520693
are you going to keep posting this or what
>>
its fucking dead jim
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>>152521481
>>
>>152525980
i want to fuck that cat
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>>152526405
>///<
>>
dotsy isn't cute
>>
You guys were right, fragging instead of doing the objective is better.
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And now I will describe in detail the process of walking from spawn to the enemies intelligence room on Turbine.

First, I make my way through our vents. I check behind me after passing the first right path for spies. Pro Tip: That's a good place for spies to hide in wait for clueless players to backstab.

After exiting the vents I walk down the stairs to the right. I choose these stairs because more often then not there are snipers to the left that have an easier time of sniping me as I pass before them.

After reaching the bottom of the stair case, I move closer to the enemy exit door and walk along the wall towards the left hallway. This path ensures that any enemies exiting and looking straight ahead will continue along towards our intel and leave me unscathed.

Now the next part is the hardest part of our journey to the enemies intel: Walking down the left hall. It is the z shaped hallway on Turbine.

The most common enemies and hazards in this left hall are sentry guns placed on the upper health kit ledge and snipers camping the first bend. How you deal with this I'll leave to your imagination.

Alas, as you make your way into the intelligence room, be on the look out for more sentry guns in the center of the room. This is a spot most engineers love to build on because of the sight lines it provides the sentry gun to the three doorways leading into the intelligence room.

And that's pretty much all there is to capturing the intelligence on Turbine. Thank you for reading. You can find more descriptions like these only on /tf2g/.
>>
Well, no shit. If you wipe the team, you can push with no problem

Just have 3-4 people destroy the other team, and have the rest of your team push the cart. Easy
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>he mains anything but heavy or engineer
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none of you are cute, stop shitposting
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>>152527087
>>152527171
>>152527196
>>152527205
delete all of these dumb stupid posts so the "x isnt cute" posts are next to each other
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xion isn't cute
>>
feathers isn't cute


lol just kidding
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basedviva isn't cute
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geel isn't cute
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im not cute
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I've been living under a rock on Ganymede for 2 years and want to start tf2ing again. I left a few months before Valve killed jewing.

What are the most important things I need to know?

Why is the Crusader's Crossbow so horrible now?
>>
anonymous isn't cute
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Crossbow is amazing, though
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>>152528356
Crusader's Crossbow got buffed like crazy what are you talking about Boogie?
>>
>>152528356
comp is at its worst

>crossbow
>horrible

are you ducking fumb
they added uber building on that thing
literally no reason to not run it unless youre dicking around
>>
>had 2 gf in the past
>stil a virgin
Im a fucking idiot
>>
>>152528486

I can't handle this shot delay man it's killin me.
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Add gshock servers to that sticky list
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>>152528356
bro crossbow is so fucking good there's no reason to ever use another needle gun
>>
>>152528571
How in the Christ did you fuck that up?
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>>152528512
They made the reload slower some time ago
The new sounds i dont like either
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i like it when viva catches on to the shitposting and doesn't quote posts when replying
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>>152528571
lol, you fucked yourself over.
>>
>>152528356
Do not play ranked MM. It has no restrictions and it takes about 5 minutes to teach you why 6v6 bans so many weapons and has class limits. Even worse is the skill detection is garbage so rank 1 players can play against max rank players, and abandoning makes the match not count.
>>
>>152528663
Idk the first i almost fucked her i was on top of her but didnt know what to do
All the blood on my brain was rushing to my penis

The second was shorter but she told me she was married (she was like 24) so i pussied out
>>
>>152528626
It sucks at combat.
With the stock/blutsauger you have a decent chance of defending yourself, but if you get caught with the crossbow, GG.
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>>152528946
You're a fucking idiot. That's how erections work

Did you pussy out at the thought of her getting caught? Fuck it, dude, that's a rare chance and you fucking blew it
>>
>Blutsauger
At least learn how to bait, this is too obvious
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tfw almost christmas cake
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>>152529015
Getting into combat by yourself as a Med was your first mistake.
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even dotsys sucked dick, whats your excuse
>>
>>152529098
it isn't hard to deflower yourself as an gay, all you have to do is go onto grinder and say you want a poz pig to inseminate your virgin neghole and 30-50 year old men will flock to you for the chance to molest you
>>
>>152529163
A Medic will eventually get into combat.
Even the Spy's revolver outdamages you with the crossbow.
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>>152529358
if youre in combat you need to get the fuck out asap and thats where your skills as medic come in
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>>152529358
If you're in front of your Pocket like an idiot, maybe. Stay behind him for faster and easier escapes
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>>152528356

How's trading these days btw
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>>152529493
>if you're in combat you must retreat
And if you're getting chased? That's when the primary comes in.

Again, Spies.
>>
>>152529801
someone will pay a lot more for the chance to be first on it's history

>>152529905
you should never rely on your primary to deal damage unless everyone else is dead
you're a joke if you have syringe because crossbow has much more more utility to it
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>>152529905
in the rare occasion that anyone who could protect you is dead and you're being chased, use ubersaw
syringe guns are "a little more useful" in that specific situation, while the crossbow is insanely useful in any other situation where you can use it to heal your team of people who will do the fighting for you
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Guys, damage kills people. Think about that. If it can deal damage then it can kill people.
>>
>>152529358
The few times a Medic will be in direct combat do not outweigh the many, many more times a Medic can make excellent use of the Crossbow.
>>
>>152530168
>>152530470
>>152530168

You can't over-rely on your team, especially in pubs.
I do recognize the potential of the crossbow, but I prefer staying alive.
>>
yeah and you know who can do damage much better than you when playing medic?
your teammates
stop being a cunt and use a primary that can heal them
>>
>>152529358

I should have mentioned I was crossbowing on Degroot.
>>
>hop onto MvM because I haven't touched it in forever
>guy goes spy
>no one says anything about it and don't seem to mind
>out of nowhere he shouts at the high tour guy that no matter how much he bitches about it he won't switch classes
>high tour guy is confused and just replies sure
>game starts
>spy keeps dying and doesn't collect credits
>end up losing 150 credits on the first round

It's like I never left
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>>152530597
>pubs
there is no use arguing about it then because a guy with a liberty launcher can walk out of spawn and instagib you with a crit
>>
you guys ever randomly discovered an item in your inventory you didnt know you had? I found a genuine scotsman cape that i never knew was there while selling shit on the market
>>
>>152530597
>playing medic in pubs
>not even with friends to rely on
yeah that explains it
opinion discarded
medic is not a dm class
he's supposed to rely on his team
stop being a retard now
>>
anyone else sometimes gets cosmetic anxiety; you get an excessive amount of ideas and cant stop thinking about them?
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>>152530605
>>152530763

Playing Medic feels like a chore to me,
I only play him when nobody else wants to, or to break a stalemate. That's why I'm slightly selfish when it comes to playing as him.

>>152530720
Yeah, it's your only option in Medieval mode.

>>152530795
I do have friends and can rely on them, but they aren't inmortal.
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I got a cool hat
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>>152531086
You have a cool hat
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>>152529142
Sincere apology for that, I must have done more research.
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>>152531086
great effect
eh hat
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>>152530940
>they aren't inmortal
using the crossbow should help you with that
fucking retard
>>
>>152531086
i have no idea why people say this effect sucks, it looks very nice

you need a loadout that fits it though, because right now its random shit thrown together
>>
>Crossbow
Free +500 hpm
>Syringe
Free +40 dpm

Hmm...
>>
>>152531159
Thanks

>>152531239
I like the stock soldier hat so it was either this or a soldier's stash which is 590 keys. It's not beautiful like a TC or tyrant's helm but it also isn't an eyesore like the valley forge or HWAH
>>152531378
I dunno i think most people come to the consensus that the second gen Halloween effects are the best in the game. This was a pretty sweet grab considering that 90% of second gen Halloween effects either aren't on the market or the buyers want 500 times the backpack.tf price

Yeah my original loadout had a TC instead so i'll have to make some changes for this one
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Crossbow is better than stock, you can snipe people with it or heal from a huge distance.
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>>152530940
>feels like a chore
See, Medic's job is to heal.
Not to go out and get frags with a syringe gun or saw, it's to be a key supporting target of the team that can help others by keeping them alive, using overheal to give an advantage in fights, and ubercharges to push or to turn around a bad situation.
The Crusader's Crossbow makes Medic's job easier by allowing ranged and burst heals. Even crossbowing a guy at close range can get them back on their feet a bit quicker if they can't wait for crit heals.
That being said, the other syringe guns don't provide the effectiveness of other weapons in the game even when retreating, and most of the time, if you're out and about with any syringe gun without a teammate nearby, you're going to die and get outdamaged. Crossbow's inverse damage falloff makes it so that when you do shoot somebody at a range that you can probably do 75 at most, which works well if you see an enemy blast jumping or in the sky and you predict his arc. If your attacker is nearby, then you have a melee that can get uber on hit to punish that.
>>
>>152532272
crossbow is better than stock simply because it's the only primary that helps the medic actually do his job

the fact that it's amazingly good at doing that is just a bonus
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>Spy feeds 50% Uber by waiting for his DR instead of suiciding
>He says he lived so he did the right thing
>This is around the 5th game something like this happened
HOW ARE ALL SPY MAINS THIS STUPID? WORST CASE SCENARIO YOU SPEND 20 SECONDS IN RESPAWN IN EXCHANGE FOR NOT PUTTING THEIR MEDIC 25+ SECONDS AHEAD. HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY TO INSTALL THE GAME? REMOVE SPY FROM THE FUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>152532916
i dont know what exactly you were playing so here's a reply for every possibility

>caring about pubs
lmao
>caring about casual
lmao
>playing the broken mess that is mm
lmao
>highlander
lmao
>>
^
>>
>>152533416
It was MM because I'm delusional enough to believe it will be playable one day. I agree with your response but what happened still pisses me off.
>>
Professional Killstreak Shotgun Kit Fabricator
R
O
F
I
T

Fucking love MvM
>>
What ever happened to Geel?

Did he climb out of that refund debt clown fiesta?
>>
>>152533921
Reddit bailed him out by running a fundraiser.
>>
>>152534079
what the fuck
are you serious
>>
>>152534079

That's pretty neat.
>>
>>152534141
Engio compensated by shooting out his advertising budget through starting a bidding war at Dreamhack
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>>152534079
>>
>>152534546
He shot out Geel's everything budget. B4nny didn't get paid for his sponsorship for about a month.
>>
>>152534546
engio is my hero
>>
didn't reddit use to hate geel and scrap.tf
what the fuck happened
>>
I am /tf2g/ and I love geel
people will reference posts like mine and claim that tf2g loves geel
this is a good system
>>
wtf? i thought /tf2g/ hated geel????
>>
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Geel is the cool. His site is great.
>>
geel is my tf2gfu
>>
>>152535154
They dickride him now because bis website exists. They ignore the fact he shills marketplace at every chance possible and is generally a greedy kike. So far the list of Redditors who dislike him are:
>The ones he banned
>The ones with returns in saloon (AKA the owners of items Geel stole)
>The ones who lost a sweetstakes game to his staff
>>
I'm actually the spokesperson for tf2g, so I'm basically tf2g
>>
so what do you think about geel
>>
>>152535820
I don't give a shit about him
>>
so /tf2g/ doesnt give a shit about geel
cool
>>
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>>152522437
sure
>>
>>152533921
>>152534079
What happened?
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Blitzkrieg%20Stickybomb%20Launcher%20%28Factory%20New%29
Buy this thing :-[
>>
give me the money for it and i will
maybe
>>
sended ;)
>>
that's not how the meme works /v/
>>
what meme
>>
>/v/
who
>>
a second video game board that shitpost more than here, made by moot
>>
>moot
who
>>
Does moot play tf2?
>>
>>152536893
ive just accepted that no one will ever buy my commando grade skin
>>
does moot even existed?
>>
There's a chinese version of moot now.
>>
what happened to the human moot
>>
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:3
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He finally gave up on 4chan because he was way out of touch with the userbase. Dunno why he sold it to some chink who can barely speak the language, but hey, what can you do?
>>
Both moots were into a death battle of TF2.
Chinese moot was the soldier as Human moot was a pyro. It was a close tie but Chinese moot won by a lucky crit. Moot got murder by/now we have Chinese moot ruling 4chan now.
>>
>>152538918
I'm not oldfag but to be fair from what i've seen of pre 2010 4chan it's very different to what it is now

The humor is like something from reddit only it was acceptable because it hadn't been run into the ground yet
>>
If I had been moot I would've shut down this place.
>>
>>152539139
I dunno the exact term for it, but it's basically a revolving userbase. As people get older, they have less and less time/patience for 4chan, and then new, younger blood comes in, and it causes a disconnect between the new users and the old users. And most of the time the old users just up and leave instead of fighting a losing battle. They go to forums or Facebook groups, or Reddit and leave childish things like 4chan behind.
>>
shut me down
>>
>>152539367
I also highly doubt that the majority of chan users were adults during the 4chan glory years either.

Oldfags complain about fig newtons but unless you're some jaded misanthrope i'd say a solid majority of oldfags were also teenagers when they were browsing 4chan

I can understand why they'd dislike a sudden influx of 14-17 year olds though
>>
I thought this was a cool loadout
>>
>>152540492
looks cool to me
>>
>>152540492
it is. who told you it's not?
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Sorry, this is the cool loadout I meant to post.
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And this loadout looked pretty cool, too.
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This dude was real neat
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psot screenies
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>>152541238
>>
hey does anyone know if tf2classic has some sort of schedule when people gather up and actually play the game for once
>>
is there a way to remove the medigun beam? looking at it gives me a massive frame drop
>>
dont play medic
tell your teammates to stop playing medic
focus the enemy medic really hard so they cant heal and you dont have to see the beam

alternatively, get a better pc
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>>152543394
http://steamcommunity.com/app/20/discussions/
There are players in the team fortress classic discussion forum. You can find people who play the game there.
>>152544174
There is no way to remove the medigun beam.
>>
>>152545434
yes there is idiot read the thread
>>152544395
>>
>Page 8 and bump limit
Here we go...
>>
>>152545558
The question was asking if there was a way to remove the medigun beam. That would mean having a medigun equipped and in use but the beam would either be invisible or hidden. Or seeing other medigun beams belonging to other players. In either case, there is no way to hide or remove the particles or anything to remove the medigun beam. The beam is in the game. The beam is permanent. Other players are going to play medic and when they do there will be a beam.
>>
>>152545916
remove you are self irl
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>Page 9
Good night, sweet prince
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update this
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>Page 10
We return to slumber. Goodbye TF2, see you in /owg/
>>
holy fuck stop being so obnoxious
>WAAAH TF2G IS DEAD :(( rip in pizza xddd
someone will make a new thread when this one dies stop being such an autist
>>
dotsy isn't cute
>>
Hi, I'm sure you had the thought to make a new thread. Go ahead. Show us what you've got.
>>
ok but
why
why dont YOU make it
??????
>>
Never made one from mobile before

>>152548610
>>
last for shouldve let it die tbqh
>>
last for actually being last
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>>152505028
recently i have been improving my hard runs to the point where i died 5 times which 3 of them were at reisen and for crimzon clover see >>152244295
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last for killing tf2 and tf2g and tf2gs
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F
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last for dotsy isn't cute
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U
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dotsy
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isn't
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C
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U
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last
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T
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