It's Magic Edition
Previous timeline:>>152224075
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
xth for flowey
First
>>152259291
>cucked by a flower
>>152259265
Omega
>>152259291
Heh, nice try
sans
http://www.strawpoll.me/11027653
>>152259291
i haven't seen a cucking this bad since dadfags came to exist
>magic edition
>no Madjick
>>152259474
>blame the botfags
Everyone here is fucking gay.
>>52259247I'm talking about the one with sans standing on a dick
Nth for feeling like garbage with your cool monster friends!
>>152259563
>>152259474
I'm pretty gay and I was never really into bot.
>>152259474
blame the dadfags* and the botfags
they're actual faggots
>>152259563
Some of us just pretend chara or whoever else is a confirmed female so it's not technically gay.
>>152259474
>>152259632
I'm pretty sure all dadfags, half the skelefags and most of the asrielfags are gay.
>>152259474
The botfags are mostly bisexual, friend.
>>152259615
fug, meant to >>152259247
Good morning utg.
>>152259615Oh.
I liked the Erwin smith one.
>>152259729
all the skelefags are just necrophiliacs
and the asrielfags are memegays, leaving dadfags and botfags as the only ones and i'm starting to think botfags are memegays too
Thread is off to a wonderful start
nth forsomebody stop me from liking AU shit before it takes up all of my future sketches
>>152259870
>just necrophiliacs
Are you forgetting all the ectodicks?
>>152259870
What's a memegay?
>>152259870
I'd say dadfags are more gay than botfags due to most of them wanting a bear.
>>152259563
Not me
Sometimes I like to think about sucking dicks but that is not gay in itself
>>152259474
Where's the "I've never been to /mlp/" option?
>>152260029
People who pretend to be gay for the sake of jokes.
>>152259694
nice inkbags
>>152260081
Ah
Botfags are not memegays, at least from what I've seen.
Not counting that stupid grope post.
>>152260034
You're not really more gay for wanting a certain type of guy.
>>152259694
wey
>>152260001
>adding a plastic colored dildo to a dead body doesn't make it necrophilia
shit dude, and if i say no homo it isn't gay
>>152260217
canonically sans is daria (intelligent nihilistic and wicked humor sense) though so i dont understand???
is this a underswap au version of au??
>>152260183
I'd argue bara is more gay than pic related no matter how you look at it
>>152260235
I meant they're gay in addition to being necrophiliacs.
>>152260081
Am I still meme gay for jerking it to gay furry?
>>152258727
Hm? I thought I fixed the positioning already. How would you change it? Is it the eyebrow above her eyepatch?
>>152260049
mlp fnaf zootopia/undertale should of been your fandoms before ending up here.
>>152260168
Botfags are probably the few here who actually had gay experiences
>>152260336
They have to be men to be gay though, anon.
how can we kill the grope
>>152260430
reverse groping
we must pet the butts
nice
>>152260331
>you can be less gay than someone else because of the type of guy you prefer
that's retarded as shit though, it still has a dick and balls.
>>152260331
But that's obviously a girl that's said to be a guy. Mettaton is a guy through and through. It's just like if a straight guy preferred a thick woman with hips over a skinny girl, they're both still straight to the same degree.
>>152260429
>implying there are girls here
>on 4chan
>>152260430
Just ignore it when it's posted.
>>152260485
>petting the butt makes it get bigger
>infinitesimal ass
>>152260430
It is already dead, anon.
Barely a mention of it is beating a dead horse.
Nth for mää
>>152260425
You'd be wrong there. It's actually the dadfags who've slept with actual guys here.
Why are people mad at dadfags and botfags now?
>>152260571
do you think she ever pisses her pants on purpose for a big cummy
>>152259265
>Technically first, but failed with the 'xth'
>>152259291
>Failed in every possible form
>>152260424
Hell no. Then again I did frequent /co/ before coming here. Does that count?
>>152260670
Something about making /utg/ gay
>>152260430
Ignore it.
I can let the guy for new year pass, but not spamming it in every thread.
>>152260670
Besides people saying the grope meme has been dead forever no one is mad.
>>152260670
because memes
>>152259870
I'm a skelefag and I'm gay tho.
>>152260797
there are literally at least 3 other people who post that botfag picture.
>>152260743
Same but I hung out in the comic threads instead of the cartoon threads
>>152260793
How silly
utg was gay long before I came here
>>152260545
>implying every skelefag isn't a girl
we've been over this multiple times you hag
>>152260828
Gross
>>152260514
Yeah, but they are feminine dicks and balls
>>152261059
still gay tho, feminine things are fucking homo as shit
>>152260489Rabbit and Cat kissing the entire nightBurgerpants being late to work the next day
Okay, but really, which groups are really gay and not just memegay?
>>152261189
Everyone is gay.
Especially the meme-straights
>>152261189
Some dadfags are bi-sexuals, and even straight
>>152260627
Dadfags are the guys who wish they got with a bara daddy but never get to actually make a move on them
>>152261185
Cat being late for work!
Robot sexually harassing the Cat!
Cat going home really sad!
Rabbit makes up withsex.
>>152261327
It's not harassment if he likes it.
>>152261327
But cat is too tired and just falls asleep in his arms
sighs
http://www.strawpoll.me/11027816
>>152261293
>straight dadfags
what is this new dank meme
>>152260670
>Now
>>152261242
>meme-straights
>>152261040
Fuck off, I won't let anybody insult my genitals
>>152261185
yes
>>152261189
i think i'm the only nicepantsfag remaining and i'm gay
>>152261327
yes, this is nice too
>>152261397
get out robot
>>152261421
this is pretty cute
>>152261498
It's weird I know but some characterfags don't want to fuck their favorite
>>152261440
You forgot the kissless straight virgins
>>152261621
>triggered!
yep, you're a female alright
>>152261440
Got a sauce on the pic? I must know Alphys' thoughts.
>>152261712
there's straight for that
>>152261665
And the rabbit starts thinking that he is maybe not adequate for the cat. The self-doubt is eating at him the entire night and the next day he can't even look the cat in the eyes.
This only makes his work under the robot even harder for him, because he feels the emotional detachment.
>>152261789
It didn't show it, unfortunately
>>152261665
You get out, the rabbit was executed for his crimes last thread.>>152254904
>>152261498
theyre dadfags, so theyre cucks, and they like asgore because they want to cuck toriel with him only logical explanation
>>152261823
oh...
>>152261898
Still they draw nice ghosts so I'd like to follow them.
>>152261785
I would post my dick to prove it I'm a guy, but I'm sure somebody is going to fap to it later
>>152261941
/pol/ please leave and take your stale memes with you
>>152260350
Come on man don't just tell me that I need to pay attention to her facial elements and then leave me hanging. Like if it's a little thing like repositioning an eyebrow then I can fix it but if it's fundamentally wrong from the beginning then I'll just move on to the next thing.
Pls respond.
>>152262059
I would likely fap to it, so you are correct.
>>152261912
But it was a hologram
>>152261827
stop memeing
>>152261912
everything in that thread is a lie
that never happened
he is fine
>>152262198can /utg/ see the holograms
>>152262064
TRIGGERED
>>152262036
I can't find it, sorry
>>152262064
>cuck is only a /pol/ meme
>2016
times have changed fatman lover
>>152262462
Shame, oh well it's fine.
>>152262448
Yeah wella little bit desu. I just wish we weren't associated with such a shit tier fetish and I'm afraid people think it's true
>>152261941
>wanting to cuck somebody means you're a cuck
what is this meme
>>152262718
Only actual retards take that shit remotely serious. The only real cuck I've ever seen in these threads was a charafag
>>152262718
>I'm afraid that people will think poorly of a subset of Undertale fans
Be afraid of things that matter.
>>152262986
>>152262983
Decent point
Let's talk about something that actually matters. Like who we want to be eaten by
I vote Chara
>>152263525
This is the true stale meme.
>>152263525
>be eaten
>not eat
vorefags are truly plebs
>>152259870
Necrophilia =/= Osteophilia
Necrophilia is fetishisizing full on corpses, Osteophilia is just skellingtons
So what do you guys think of Momfags
I don't even have the energy to gotepost right now. Today is one of those days where it seems like nobody is trying anymore.
>>152263740
They like a shit character but they aren't that bad I guess
>>152263716
he was just shitposting
>>152263740
They're ok.
>>152263740
can be alright but i just ignore them mostly
How do you feel about fishfags
>>152263965
they don't exist
if they do they are pretty cool
>>152263965
beside the fetish shit the are good.
>>152263965
They've been memed to extinction but Undyne is bretty cool.
>>152263965
THEYRE DEAD
>>152263716
and also it's EPHEBOPHILIA, mom
>>152263525
That's the worst choice.
Chara is not comfy from inside.
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
How do you feel about dadfags and botfags?
>>152264079
Sorry son
>>152263965
Too good for a place like this.
>>152264157
THEYRE GAY
>>152264157
both are cool
i like some of the dadfags and some of the botfags more than others though
>>152264157
Like bots, hate dads.
Why are you guys so alive right now?
Stop that, it's weird.
>>152264157
Dadfags are neat.
I'm a botfag so obviously they're the most top of tiers.
>>152264368
I'm in a good mood
I got booze and drugs, maybe friends as well
>>152264368
Kill me, then.
>>152264470
Don't do drugs, mmkay?
>>152264368
Fite me
>>152264368
i have a project meeting at 5:30PM and it's 2PM now
i have plenty of time to shitpost
>>152263591
Please, he didn't even mention realistic scat and digestion alongside it! How can it be the same meme when he only uses half of it?!
But what do you think of ghostfags
>>152264550
Maybe.
Drinking's probably worse.
>>152264840AFUCKINGBEDSHEET
>>152264941
No, you can't.
They can't fuck.
What do you think of Asriel and Floweyfags?
>>152264840
They're cute.
>>152265171
Master race.
>>152264840
Cool but obviously not too conspicuous.
I like Napstablook, but I feel bad for thinking sometimes I'd like to bully him.
>>152264941
This meme's annoying.
>>152265171
Top tier posters and people.
What do you think of anonfags?
>>152264840
They're pretty innoffensive
>>152264617South america?
>>152265171
Floweyfags are super edgy, jerks and they spam a lot. Easily the worst characterfag
asrielfags are whatever
>>152265281
shit
they should stop the meme
If Napstablook tried to eat you what would happen?
Would you be in any immediate danger?
>>152265281
I don't mind them nor find them annoying, but their crap is not undertale related and has no place here.
>>152265171
i dont get people that have him as his favorite but i guess they just relate to him? and they are kind of cute, just not enough for me to make them my favorite over others. they get really nice art of their character though.
floweyfags can either be edgy and more like in-game flowey or an ooc cute little flower. either way i feel doesn't win.
>>152265321brazil;_;
>>152265276
What do you think of spiderfags
>>152265672
Spiderfags are probably the most autistic people here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gycThe last song you listened to awkwardly comes on the radio while hanging out with your favorite. How screwed are you.
>>152265759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufk7uoVyOMI
>Undyne
Not much.
>>152265672
didnt you already ask this?
>>152265171
they're pretty cool
>>152265405
You can't eat a ghost sandwich so presumably he can't eat you.
>>152264138
givink spider of baby "genital mutilation prank"
>>152265759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8wqmh3KybI
>Asgore
I think he might start crying
>>152264157
hate botfags, dadfags are alright but don't care too much for them
>>152265556
Does this end happy? Please?
Hello /utg/!
Hope you like it. Is it good enough to share it on Soundcloud? I need a name for it, too.
http://picosong.com/DMVG/
>>152264840
they're annoying
>>152265759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yen4QGoLse4
>Mettaton
Wonder why it sounds familiar.
>>152265759
>Undyne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXHv97kbps
I think I'm safe.
>>152265672
nothing but blogfags, very annoying
>>152266136
hello blook anon!
Sounds great, you should post it on soundcloud for sure. Can you post the link to the slow heartache that i requested yesterday? Thank you!
>>152266339
Where? I haven't seen these spider blogfags post in like a few weeks actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arMnOQ9zTbs
Uh. We'd just be very confused. This wasn't meant for a radio.
What about charafags
>>152265759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A3yJNbgGDY
>Flowey
well, maybe he'll sympathize with the character, who knows. i don't think much will happen.
>>152266406
Sure thing.
http://picosong.com/DG2m/
>>152265759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
I'm not really sure if Sans would even care. I'm not really sure, he'd probably just make some kind of joke about it somehow. That or just listen to it silently with me. Really not sure if this would provoke a special reaction or not.
>>152266424
I agree with the sentiment that spiderfags are blogfags. All they do is post "CUTE" or blog. There's nothing else to them.
>>152265759
>>152266435
Fuck, forgot to quote.captcha: docteur route
>>152266458
Holy shit just post this if you want opinions about characters or characterfags
>>152265672
Horrible posters and people.
>>152266631
What is there left to discuss though? AUs?
What are you expecting? Be honest.
>>152266136
why not call it shit
too much distortion
>>152265948
He can hurt you though.
>>152266764
By that logic, /utg/ shouldn't exist.
>>152265759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDba5-eFQJE
>Asriel
I'm probably safe
What do you think about minorcharacterfags
>>152266857
Boring as fuck
>>152266857
They're fine.
>>152266848
Okay don't reinforce your opinions then.
My point still stands.
What do you think about me?
>>152266857
i like to think that minor characterfags are just posting a minor character and that character isn't their favorite or only character they think about. i know the snowdrakefag is a dadfag but im not sure about the dummy and monster kid fags.
>>152266843
His magic tears can.
>>152265759
https://youtu.be/50k_oJOeoiA?t=1m51s
>Mettaton
Probably laughs at me, maybe likes it.
>>152266764
You don't have necessarily have another discussion about Muffet's morals, but there is more than just posting "spider a cute!" 5 times a thread.
>>152266764
spiderfags are avatarfagging blogposters. every time there's a spider picture it's accompanied by the same thing every time (spider is not a demon, cute cute cute) or a wall of blog text. people recognize them easily, which isn't be a good thing.
>>152267015
>>152267020
There are a few minorfags that actually have those characters as favorites, though
>>152267015
You're ok.
>>152266136
Why not something like "finalovania" or some sort of less ridiculous name?
What do you think about spider-man?
>>152265759
https://youtu.be/rzWp5QR2810
>sans
i actually imagine hed listen to stuff like this occasionally
>>152265759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAHk0g-Nfk
>Dadfag
>Human, i'm already a demon...
>>152267404
I don't care about him.
I need more ideas to practice with my tablet. Suggestions?
>>152267509
Protopyrus and shitty sans walking into a bar
>>152267509
nicecream and/or burgerpants hanging out
>>152266680
Might as well.
>>152267509
draw undyne in a full body cast with sans and papyrus trying to help
>>152267509
Have you seen that one video where that guy grabs the reporter's microphone and says "I'm the nigger!"
Do that but with gote.
>>152267509
Frisk getting pissed off
>>152267509
Burgerpants working in the mailroom of MTTs new magazine department.
>>152267823
HERESY
>>152267509
Frisk getting pissed on
>>152267404
He's my favorite superhero and I like his comics, would rather get fucked fucked by Venom though
>>152266857
I'm neutral to most of them but I like the gersonfag
>>152265672
Nice people, easy to spot even when normal postibg
>>152267509
sans with real eyes
>>152267878
i wanted to make that joke you fucking pissant
What do you think of burgerpantsfags
>>152267854
This is the 3rd time someone has thought I'm frick, what the fuck
>>152268020
They don't exist, only nicepantsfags do.
>>152268020
if they are a nicepantsfag then they are not good
if they are a mettapants fag they are meh
if they are just a burgerpants fag they are top tier
>>152268020
the only ones I notice are nicepantsfags so I guess they're shit
>>152266136
Can I request?
What do you think of the anons who keeps asking us how we think of certain characters and their fans?
>>152268020
All dead with the exception of the nicepants guy
He's cool.
what do you think of my mom?
>>152268161
they are pretty shit
>>152268161
the worst
>>152268205
*FLIRT
>>152268161
they just want to stir shit up between characterfags.
>>152268161
I don't mind them
>>152268205
muscle man get out
>>152268205
THICC
>>152268161
They're trying to make discussion, I guess?
Just finished ver 0.2. I posted an older version of this about a week ago.
Now there's Toriel and Undyne.
It requires Python 2.7 and PyGame, but the zip includes "pyg.exe" which can run "chasim-dumb.py", which doesn't have weather checking/paste capability.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/qe1jcs6nnf7wdws/0.2.zip
>>152268149
Yeah, sure!
I always have my requests open even if I take a bit longer to finish them.
If I'm stuck on one song, it will probably be posted later on the pastebin.
>>152267612
>>152266680
We doing this?
R8 and H8 I guess
>>152267702
>you will never lovingly facefuck Asriel
>you will never use his horns as handlebars
>>152268437
What is this
>>152268532
ok taste
>>152268141
>>152268142
yeah i'm pretty shit
can you guys bully me out of existence so that we have some kind of discussion
>>152268680
>>152268437
>no fuck command
jk anon
its great!
>>152268532
I was going to say you have pretty good taste, but then
>love Alphys
>kill Toriel
What the fuck, man.
>>152268773
you can do whatever man. just saying what i think. actually i think you guys are better than the fetish/vore/cat bullying but still.
>>152268918
it's for characterfags, not the actual character
>>152268813
>tfw Asriel will never say that as your cum dribbles from his mouth
>>152266680
>>152269084
Thanks, crateanon
>>152269084
frisk please.
STUFF THE CHARA
>>152268985
it's okay
i just want to be bullied
sorry
>>152269142
I'm not the crateanon
>>152269264
>fdfhdhdhdhdhg.pngCrybleat?
>>152268918
Alphys is cute and has a lot if screen time to grow as a character. I relate a lot to her as well.
I really honestly tried liking Toriel but even when I went out of my way to read stuff from her pov and asked people to describe why they liked her the character was just never appealing to me. Honestly the only character I really dislike from a personality point of view
>>152269001
Oh is it? Put momfags to dark blue then because I actually do like them even if i can't stand their favorite. They're nice chill people for the most part
>>152269314
No, I'm not Crybleat.
>>152269084
Good choice.
>>152269253
well too bad nerd.
>>152269358
Yeah, to be fair, she's a bit of an irresponsible cunt.
But liking scaly Mengele goes too far.
>>152269447
Thank you
>>152268773
>the nicepantsfag wants to be bullied
Interesting..
>>152269490
I have a soft spot for lizards
>>152266680
ok
>>152269487
thanks
>>152269598
me, not the cat
In gote we trust!
>sansfags have been rated at least cuties on every chartwe out here
It's canon that Burgerpants gets together with a human.
>>152269698
>Floweyfag has shit taste
No surprise
>>152269738
Self-insert
>>152269936
i guess that works
>>152269890
t. buttblasted asrielfag
>>152269883
This is satire right?
I mean he looks like handsome squidward.
Don't worry, Bot also gets together with a human.
>>152269890
seems alright to me
>>152269698
that's some agreeable taste
>>152270089
The entire left side of the base's torso is nothing but titty and the ass cheeks expand six inches off the body, what do you think?
>>152270096
why is the oc always bald and naked
>>152270245
I've seen worse played seriously. I just don't know anymore.
How well would Good Boy Emil have down in the Underground?
Would he have managed to save Everyone?
>>152270298
It's a base, people are supposed to use the base to draw details of their OC on it.
>>152270327
What do you mean?
>>152270298
It's not an oc, it's a base.
>>152270360
Emil is 100â„… pure and would do TP no questions asked
This is the truth
>>152267702
Kinda did it, not familiar with drawing goats, sorry.
>>152270723
Unless he got triggered and went full ULTIMATE WEAPON (tm)
More than likely most of his encounters would be rendered moot since he'd could tank anything anyone can throw at him EZPZ.
>>152266680
>>152270920
>>152271070
I can't quote today, jesus
>>152270973
>undernews
>not MTT news
shiggy diggy doo
Other than that minor nitpicking detail it's nice.
>>152268842
>>152266680
Eh may as well post the characterfag one I did too.
>>152271373
I didn't even think of that, sry. Im still getting used to drawing on the tablet, it's harder than it looks.
I'd travel by Mettaton.
>>152271103
He only did that for his friends though
I think Emil would befriend the main cast really easily. Hell, Undyne is just a nicer Kaine and Asgore has enough parallels to papa Nier that I think he would like him. The only character Email would dislike is Flowey and even then he would easily forgive Asriel
Emil is just a really good kid desu
>>152266680
>>152272323
t.pedo
>>152268687
AnunfinishedUndertale-themed desktop assistant.delay
WHEN THE FUCK DOES UNDERTALE COME OUT IN JAPANESE
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOKO TARO THINKS ABOUT IT GOSH DARN IT
>>152272560
it did a loooong time ago
I wanna try sex but I'm afraid I won't like it.
Should I try it with a man or woman though? I'm not sure which I like more.
>>152272703
try it with your dad, now fuck off
>>152272703
Maybe you should just stick to your hand, loser.
>>152272703
Why not both?
>>152272703
how about you try sex with a rifle, shove it up your ass and pull the trigger.
>>152272560
It didn't have enough child murder nor enough tragedy for him. Also Papyrus should have been forced to live in the barrier all alone forever after trusting Frisk and befriending them and Flowey should have killed all the humans right away after getting the six souls so there is zero chance of him ever getting free
>>152272703
Pussy, because it's natures way.
>>152270051
Asrielfaggery and Floweyfaggery go hand in hand. They're the same person, after all.
>>152265961
How the hell is that a prank?
>>152266713
>>152267904
I'm getting mixed signals here.
your favorite is mad at you and wants to kill you
which weapon do you choose to protect yourself?
>>152273149
its just a social experiment bro chill
>>152273190
I let him trident me in the gut
>>152272810
>>152272901
>>152272925
I'm glad that /utg/ rightly calls that person a loser. Other generals would try to be accommodating, not realizing that they're answering a question which shouldn't have been needed to be asked in the first place.
>>152273190
>toriel
hide out in the ocean until she comes to her senses
>>152273105
I don't think he'd think that way.
You're over dramatizing his reactions.
I mean both NieR and D3 had happy endings after all.
>>152273190
THE BARRIER
>>152273190
a stick
>>152273283
hair removal product?
>>152273283
>I mean both NieR and D3 had happy endings after all.
...d-do you not know?
>>152273149
>everybody hates spiderfags except for spiderfags
Not hard to see through. It's like "Hey! You say that North Korea is bad, but North Korea doesn't say North Korea is bad! What am I meant to believe?
>>152273190
an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle
>>152273190
Mystery key
>>152273149
I like the spider and spider posters.
>>152273190
He is everywhere, nothing can save me from the void.
I guess I would cry in the corner of the CORE, it has a solid 1-0 against Gaster.
>>152273190
i want to be impaled with bones
>>152273645
female spotted
>>152273398
Know what?
NieR is a post apocalyptic world but Grimoire Nier confirms that all the friends are eventually reunited and get to enjoy their remaining life spans together before Emil goes off to fight aliens and shit.
That's a happy ending.
Zero achieves her goals in D3 and Mikhail gets to enjoy a long life. Sure, he dies alone at the end of it butdon't we all?Also if you're saying "but it leads into D1" that's inaccurate because it's been said D3 is already a divergent timeline.
>>152273645
same tbqh
>>152271759
There used to be a Brattyfag here. I wonder what happened to him.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11028798
>>152273668
you got me
most ofthose answers were good, thanks
now, imagine your favorite is having a dinner with you
if it could be any dish they could choose, what would it be? would it be prepared by you, them or you guys (it can be more than 1 favorite, btw) would go out to eat?
i want a goat
>>152273190
I'd put on my best dating clothes.
>>152273190
Nothing would work against him, that fucker can even teleport
>>152274073
He can't dodge forever
>>152274073
he has 1 hp though
>>152273965
If you want a goat then you're gonna have to get up and go get one.
>>152273941
we eat hotcats and ketchup
>>152273965
inshallah
>>152274214
>>152274236
>implying I could force myself to kill my hazubando
>>152274214
Sans can dodge forever. He even dodges time. He doesn't age. He dodges his own thoughts sometimes on accident.
>>152273674
Massive spoilers of course
Oh your counting ending E as canon? Even then Yuna still dies of the black scrawl because it literally can't be fixed and because Nier killed the shadow lord all of the real humans will go insane and revert into mindless monsters also no more replicas can be made so that entire part of the world is fucked
Literally the only good part is that Emil gets to fight aliens and that Beepy comes back to life and leads the rest of the robots into the stars after granting them free will.
Mikhail lived thousands of years alone and missing the only person he ever cared about and any time he made a new friend they died from something horrible. Also it's implied at the end that hes dying from radiation poisoning.
He legit would have been better off dying with Zero.
Also Octa never got to fuck a black hole and that's just sad
>>152273941
Mettaton makes a face steak for both of us (if robots eat).
FLOWER HOUR!
>>152273941
I don't know Gaster's choice in cuisine so I will bump down to my second favorite.
>Undyne
Probably Spaghetti, it is one of the few things I can cook well but I can't possibly stir fast enough so she would make it.
>>152273826
Ugly.
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
>>152274524
Ah, well you see that's a different perspective.
I guess I'm more like Taro in that the things you mention don't really distract from the happy ending in my book.
I mean if you got upset that people have a finite lifespan and end up alone, then you might just have tried to kill yourself 3 or 4 times in the face of the unyielding unending abyss of time.
Ha.
Haahaa
Haaahaaahaaa
>>152274612
>>152274768
Fuck off and die
>>152274612
>>152274612
Fatty!! piggy flowre
>>152274996:>
N E V E R E V E R
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V
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E
V
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>>152274612
Speak up, I can't hear you.
>>152274439
>huzubando
it's husbnado and what's the romantic and sexual appeal of a skeleton that likes memes?
>>152274813
Nah I get what you mean. Every story ends in tragedy if you go long enough.
Honestly I think he would really like Undertale and I think he would praise the ending for being bitter sweet but my heart aches for what he would head canon as the fates of each character
>>152275087
Why is that flower so FAT?
>>152275242
More than likely he'd think something along the lines of
"Wait, none of the other humans agreed to live peacefully with the monsters? Didn't THEY start this whole thing in the first place? Doesn't that mean they might just attack again?"
>>152274908
>>152275179
Hazubando is way better. The Japanese wouldn't say it like "Husbando".
>>152273105
>that pic and text combo
>>152275452
Maybe but I wouldn't be shocked if he laid the suffering on extra thick and of course Papyrus would get the worse of it.
>>152275179
>it's husbnado
Husbando it a dumb term, that's not how japanese works.
For me the appeal is that he is depressed and forced to continue either way,that's quite relatable
>>152275430He ate too much. Isn't that obvious?
>>152275580
>Papyrus would get the worst of it
No.Yoko Taro is honestly the kindest to his well meaning idiots. Look at Emil and Mikhail. In the end, the worst fate for them is living a long life alone.
So Papyrus would probably outlast everyone else and just have to be by himself again after finally making friends
>>152274612
>>152275549
No bully please
But yeah no Taro loves killing off kids in his game. Hell in drakengard 1, 3 and Nier you personally murder a shit ton of them including a literal room full of babies at one point
>>152275119
A shame but I can live with it.
>>152275651
Why does he like eating so much? What does he even eat?Do you think he likes having his fat groped?
>>152275521
how the fuck am I even suppose to pronounce hazubando?
husbnado is way more easy to say and spell, huz-bih-nahdoh
also you didn't tell me why meme skeleton is your husbnado
>>152275780
>In the end, the worst fate for them is living a long life alone.but that is literally the worst fate
>>152275915
Donuts, what else?Probably. I'd definitely grope, rub, and just over all love his belly if it was as big as the first image I posted.
why must i like tall dark and edgy things
what do i do
do i accept my fate as a shitty skeleton canoodler or what
what do you all think of 'what do you think' fags?
>>152276139
>tfw no one to do that to you
Can we go back to fetishizing fat Chara instead of Flowey?
Is stuffing degenerate?
>>152276187
They're fine. Except you. You're shit.
>>152275797
I don't think it's for love of child murder that Taro kills kids.
I think it's because for the most part it is 100% taboo in the video game industry to kill children to the point where children will have invulnerability from damage.
So he's going against the grain for what's normal. Remember this is a man who after seeing a friend fall to his death, laughed when he realized his friend had died with a boner.
>>152276253
My fetish doesn't stem from fat people it grew from fat plants.
>>152276151
yes. accept it. it only gets worse in time.i know.
it could be worse. much worse.
>>152276253
Yes
>>152276448
>stem
>grew
heh
fat things are fucking gross
>>152275921
Hazubando is the easiest to pronounce, you uncultured swine. Try saying Ha-zu-ban-do outloud.
>>152276548
what do you expect from a general that unironically likes and posts vore
>>152276287
I really hope notI don't even know if I like it in a lewd way, I just like food and eating and it would be nice if I had a lot of tasty food that I could eat whenever I wanted. The fact that some people like that makes me feel a little better about myself though
>>152276448
>stem
>grew
>>152276401
Probably
So you like Voltron as well? What undertale characterfag are you?
>>152275921
Who on earth says "husbnado"? I thought you were misspelling it. I'm a different person from the one you were responding to. "Husbando" is shit. "Husbnado" doesn't even make sense. Do you realize that it's meant to be the male form of "waifu"? It's meant to read the same way as the Japanese would pronounce the word "husband", which is "hazubando".
>>152276613
not much
>>152276625
it is and you should probably be euthanized for being so obese
>>152276480
That belly looks a lot like a belly that was posted in a discord I go to once.
>>152276625
this basically. im just hungry a lot, is that a fetish? i dont wanna be fat i just wanna eat
>>152275921
>how the fuck am I even suppose to pronounce hazubando?
Are you aware you pretty much say hazband/hazbend in english?
>>152276736
I'm sorry I just like eating I'm really sorry
>>152276718
I like the Dadgoat, who I feel got a rough deal of not getting hang out time.
/utg/, sorry for annoying you again but do you have a name for a "Dating Start!" remix?
>>152276781
it sounds like a mental problem or something
>>152276852
i just hate fat people is all, they're gross and typically pretty lazy
>>152276548
Agreed - though my definition of fat, and your definition likely do not meet. I despise the morbidly obese. People who are a little overweight are just peculiar, but those people who have fat rolls are disgusting.
>>152276613
Maybe they like fat people because they secretly want to be vored by these people who obviously eat too much.
HAHA Time to lift for this goat!
>>152276781
Stuffing is a fetish for some people.
>>152276857
Nice and further confirming that dadfags have the best taste
>>152276927
i dont think so, im just hungry
>>152277005
sounds like one, normal people aren't hungry that often
>>152273190
My fucking dick because fuck me and them
>>152276946
I'm sorry some people tell me im not gross but I probably am and I'm really lazy sorry
>>152277005
sounds like one of those 'youre trying to fill a void in your heart so you substitute it with eating' kind of thing. that isn't healthy.
>>152276981
yeah but dont they all want you to be fat? that doesnt fly with me
>>152277096
its not like in the way of anything, i just want pizza man. i think youre over analyzing
>>152276923
That would depend largely on how it sounds. Like if it has a high tempo it could be "Gotta date fast" or something as a crude example.
UNDERTALE
HUH
WHAT DO YOU FOLKS THINK OF IT?
>>152276963
This gote is the better gote to think about while lifting.
>>152277285
what is an undertale?
>>152277240
i really just want a piece of pizza and i dont want to get it myself, i dont know why this has to be some sort of disorder
>>152277285
This is the Nier and fat fetish general
Please leave
>>152277285
I liked it. What are you gonna do about it, nerd?
>>152277381
Can you eat it?
Can you touch it?
...
Are you an undertale?
>>152276456
i guess it could
took like me long enough to get to this point
fuck
>>152277434
it is, you're lazy and a glutton and in denial too.
>>152277434
I want that too. I want somebody to get food for me
>>152277436
Hi Chara
>>152277381
Some furry comic I think. It's actually called Under(her)tail, but since that's a silly name people just call it Undertale.
>>152277436
go away you murderer
your kind should be exiled to the blazing gates of hell
>>152277436
Hi. Nice murderchild.
>>152276923
>>152277269
http://picosong.com/DMZC/
Well it was not rendered yet, but here you go.
The piano is a bit out, but I hope you still enjoy it!
>>152277285
isn't that some vore fetish game? i never could get past that stupid lizard boss, her anal vore attack was too difficult to dodge.
>>152277436
Ayy what's up
>>152277520
>in denial
oh no im lazy as fuck for sure, you seem to be pushing this really hard when theres nothing there though so im gonna drop it, thanks anyway
>>152277545
see, maybe i should just order pizza and kiss the delivery guy or something
>/Utg/ fetish friday 2: Return of the fat fetishists
>The fat fetishists are back with a vengeance and this time it's not Muffet but Flowey they're after
It's always the fridaysand often sundaysthat bring out the weird fetishists. If it's not vore or torture, it's fat apparently.
>>152277436
Cute.
>>152276923
blookanon?
Why is that Temmie audio not in your SoundCloud?
>>152277436
Hello Gaster-tier OC child.
>>152277436
>>152277506
well the art you posted earlier wasn't that bad, it's certainly better than mine when i was starting out and it's got a fun style to it.i've been in this hell for 8 months now.
>>152277672
Sounds neat but it's not THAT different from the original for me to come up with a name for it. Maybe if I knew more about music it might be possible.
>There is going to be a shit ton of anniversary videos with "SAVE the World" playing in the background.
You wouldn't link them here would you, /utg/?
The anniversary here is just going to be a bunch of streamers and noise makers, right?
>>152277795
Just wait it out botfriend. They'll run out of fetish pics eventually.
>>152278326
Where will YOU be /utg/ when the anniversary day comes!?
>it's a "the reader/Frisk isn't gendered but has a vagina" fic
>>152278414
not if they make more
>>152278445
here
probably shitposting with you guys
>>152278531
>Says the person who posts an OC-tier Gaster
>>152277672
settlement commencement/outset
>>152277545
G r e e t i n g s.
>>152277559
Shall we go hand in hand, then?
>>152277592
Oh, you.
>>152277701
Drawing.
>>152277795
Thank you.
>>152277976
Harsh. I like you~
>>152278004
Oh, you've shown me up
>>152278580
>Someone saved my edit from forever ago.
How can we make gote real /utg/?
I need to live out my vore fantasies
>>152278808
You can't.
>>152278808
>gote
shit taste
literal shit because that's what you're going to be after he's done with you
>>152278414
>>152278580
I'm not out but, A. I don't wanna be anymore weird than I've already been and possibly ruin this general for everyone else and B. my drawing skills are complete shit so there's no chance that I am going to make any but, I can't say for anyone else.
>>152278531
>Asgore x ambiguous gendered reader
>Read has a vagaina
>>152278750
fight mewe can go out and get some nicecream after that though
>>152279018
Can you really write smut about an ambiguously gendered character unless they're only giving
So /utg/ what are you doing outside of the thread?
I'm playing Galciv II and 3 out of 4 civs have declared war on me for being "aggressive" even though I only fought in self-defense.
I was going to be nice but I guess it's kill or be killed after all.
>>152278531
>it's a "sans gets really emotional for no reason" fic
>>152279156
I guess you could just have him fuck your butt.
Both genders have one of those
>>152278808
Gote is inside of all of us.
>>152279157
Cleaning while listening to horror stories.
>>152279157
Listening to music.
>>152279157
listening to the Unreal Gold OST while writing Omega Flowey smut
>>152279157
was reading a fic. now trying to find something to watch, and drawing a little
>>152277336
I want this goat to try to cook me something and if it tastes bad we'll just order take out and watch some Netflix.
>>152279157
Making music!
>>152279157
im trying to learn OU pokemon but failing miserably
>>152268813
>>152277336>people still use my stuff
that's really flattering
>>152279157
Trying to save up money to repair thousands of dollars worth of damage done to my hard wood floor.
>>152278086
Thanks, anon. I'm trying my best with drawing skeletonsdo you mean /utg/ or the AU stuff? both?
Pick on me.
>>152279783
I like how it depicts the rarely explored period between adolescence and adulthood.
>>152280029You're a cute. Protect this anon.
Which Undertales would you actually hang out with post TP and what would you so with them?
>>152279157
I'm getting ready to shop, and then work.
>>152280029
You have an average sized dick
>>152280029
i love you
can you please bully me
It's not safe here.
>>152280139
because it doesn't exist.
>>152280029
>>152280158
Will do! Anyone who picks on this anon will be asked to delete their post!
>>152280189
Papyrus is so fucking cute
>>152279157
Trying to get back into the swing of drawing, I've barely done any this summer. Doing something simple to test out lineart and colouring, if I get that far.
>>152279157
Getting my Fallout Shelter vault in order for a little bit, and then going to play some Rabi Ribi.
I was kind of thinking of doing a 4X game before starting up Rabi Ribi, but ended up going for this instead. It'd be nice to find a recently made game where you rebuild a fallen city/state/civilization/world, similar to older titles such as ActRaiser, Terranigma, or Chrono Trigger. Modern titles like those just don't really seem to exist though. (Rabi Ribi isn't one, it's a Metroidvania, but still.)
>>152280237
It's fairly safe. Just watch out for this guy.
<---
S P A G H E T T I
>>152280503
What guy? Forgot your image?
>>152279157
I just woke up after not sleeping for 30 hours and drinking way too much vodka, I want to die
I'm gonna play Skyrim
Does Pumpkin have a site where she keeps her work? Could someone please kink me?
>>152279883just au hell.
>>152280743
http://petite-pumpkin.tumblr.com/
>>152280252
It totally does, though. A person changes a lot in the period between adolescence and adulthood. It's disingenuous to just think of it as two different states. Do you have a better word? "Adolescent" can refer to people just entering puberty, so it wouldn't be proper to refer to Asriel as an adolescent.
>>152280743
>please kink me
Not gonna be able the post the comic today, due to me fucking around for a few hours yesterday, so in the meantime, have a goatmom
>>152280790
i meant that asriel never grows up. he died as a child.
>>152280630
This guy, right here.
<--
>>152280743
I can kink you real good, but you'd probably get creeped out.
>>152280743
>please kink me
mind in the gutter eh?
>>152280790
asriel is ripped in peace, i saw it. sans ran him over.
>>152280721
Me too! The skyrim part I mean. I just got my SSD set up and now I have to rebuild my mod profile
>>152280743
>Could someone please kink me?
B-Blue board, anon!and we've had enough pumpkin related kinking for one week.
>>152280914
I like to imagine that he takes his grown up form when he takes Chara's soul.
>>152280919
Anon, it's okay. The image limit still has a long way to go. You can go ahead and post an image of this guy so we can know who it is.
>>152280743
>Could someone please kink me?
>>152280969
Do you mean to tell me that brooding Sans the ecto cunt cringe cummie ran Asriel over with speed limit flaming edge decapitating cool?
Someone draw this but with Sans
>>152281159
hes just shitposting dude, ignore it. hed post a picture if he really wanted to
>>152280978
Did you keep a record of your mod load order? I know it can get crazy if you do a fresh install and need to organize all your mod again.
>>152281119
yeah but he never 'grew up' in that sense. he still had the mind of a child.
>>152281159
pic related
unf
>>152281610
B U S T Y
>>152281610LIZARDTIDDY
>>152281419
But he lived for years and years while resetting as Flowey.
>>152280919
You didn't post a image. are you talking about this guy?
>>152281810
>years and years
Really? I thought it was only a couple months. I need replay the game.
>>152281610
>>152281751
Lizard was probably relentlessly bullied for her body shape and is madly ashamed of it
>>152282103
low self esteem is my fetish
>>152282103
yeah and thats when i swoop in and tell her how beautiful she is. easy lizard pussy
>>152281810
yeah but he is not a goat anymore. he is a flower without a soul. he never had the real chance to grew up.
>>152282301
Hey mine too, and I actually have low self-esteem! We should hug!
But you know if you want to I mean you might see me and decide against it but that's okay I'd understand.
>>152282448
if you're not a lizard, i'm not interested, sorry
>>152281985
>>152281159
This guy.
He causes trouble.
<--- Right here.
>>152282647
All I see is a sans mouse.
>>152282716
Exactly. AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS!
<---
>>152282069
The actual length of time isn't specified. He says that he gave up, though, and he was never confined to just one day, so I'd imagine that he got years out of it.
>>152282414
You're assigning arbitrary criteria.
hey guys
can we have real friendship and family hours?
please
>>152281359
>>152283058
Ok
>>152283058
Yeah sure
>>152281746
yes
>>152283058
Sure!
>>152283058
I'm down for friendship
The family part isn't going to fly though.
>>152283058
Sure.
>>152280881
>>152280961
>>152280969
>>152280985
>>152281237
YOU KNOW I MEANT LINK
>>152280785
Thanks!
>>152283058
>>152283038
>arbitrary criteria
what?
This was about the goat being in that period between adult hood and a teenager or something. He died before he had that chance, he never grew up. That's all I'm trying to say. Any ideas of the goat growing up and living his life are headcanon/AU territory.
>>152283058
sure
>>152283132
Oh my holy shit, somebody actually did it.
Fuckin' saving that.
>>152283058
Yes
>>152283376
I'm not Link.
>>152281610
>>152281751
>>152282061
>>152282296
>>152282301
>>152282528
I hate Alphys because she reminds me of too many girls I've known over the years that I liked
also she's fucking weeb trash
>>152283132
I feel like Sans would be the best youtuber ever
>>152283435
You didn't say that when you were explaining why you said that the gote doesn't have a growing up phase.
>>152283376
ok.
>>152283238
M O A R
>>152281359
Here you go!
i like this goat-flower
>>152283858
whoa me too
>>152283858
>>152283624
>she's fucking weeb trash
fite me dweeb
>>152283058
yeh
>>152283171
>>152283178
>>152283239
>>152283276
>>152283279
>>152283398
>>152283440
ok so who wants to be friend or family of >>152283315?
>people actually like Flowey and Floweyfags
What shit taste
>>152283841
>that speech line
>those taped-on eyebrows
>that MTT brand drill
It's absolutely beautiful.
>>152284160
Well, shit makes flowers grow, don't you know?
>>152284160
I like Flowey but Floweyfags are annoying
>>152284160
you mean excellent taste, friendo
>>152284160
you mean great taste right?
>people actually dislike a character or characterfags
Some of you take a short game and its general too seriously. Liven up a bit.
Which anon do you miss the most?
>people actually play undertale
what meme taste
>>152284243
Thank you!
>people actually exist outside the void
You people have made some poor decisions.
>>152283841
I need more Sans as Stomedy
>Sans smoking cardboard
>Sans drinking bleach
>Sans pretending to being attacked by a baby doll
>Sans getting emotional about how boring his life is
>>152284548
nice meme
>>152284495
>he doesn't keep a written record of every identifiable and semi-identifiable anon and characterfag so he can track down and eventually murder them
why are you even here
>>152284548
>http://petite-pumpkin.tumblr.com/
>>152284531
None of them.
Move on, it's less painful.
>>152284683
Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies.
>>152284661
nice meme
>>152284683
>he hasn't already tracked down and assassinated his most hated anons
fucking pleb, get out of my site
>>152284740
what is the point of this asriel gif
>>152284548
wait there's a game?
>>152281359
Here you go Senpai.
I really want to be eaten by a goat and all my useful parts absorbed to help him grow stronger and the rest of my useless self turned into worthless goat shit
What do?
>>152284113
Me
>>152284828
>asriel gif
it's supposed to be asgore.
>>152284912
JUST
>>152284531
/sp/ideranon
He's back but only shows up shortly after I go to sleep. Is saying hi to him too much to ask?
>>152284912
so basically you want to be turned into worthless goat shit? no part of you is useful after all
>>152284872
Holy shit
>>152283279
Thanks for the original of this.
>>152285004I do lurk, y'know.
Hiya anon.
>>152285162
can you go away for good
>>152284531
I don't really miss anons, I miss the crazy enthusiasm and fresh ideas everybody had. I miss greentext stories.
>>152285036
I wouldn't mind turning into fat on his belly either
>>152284872
Jesus fucking Christ
>>152283440
That's kind of lewd-looking. I'm a bit jealous of Frisk.
>>152280961
Not them but I'll take it
>>152284531
I do wonder what utggs is up to sometimes. I don't really miss people though. Everyone I really like is still here.
>>152284872
This is spooky.
>>152285162
Oh. Hi.I legitimately missed you.
>>152285162
seconding
>>152285208
please fuck off
>>152285067
>>152285246
>>152285391
Is it too scary?
>>152284531
None.
The only anon I care about is still here so I don't give a fuck as long as they don't leave.
>>152285208
>>152285454
I'm good.
>>152285417
Thanks anon.
How're you doing?
>>152284913
Something about Asriel not being able to use magic in this image melts my heart.
>>152284531
I miss the writefags who gave us nice comfy goat stories.I also miss the lewd fics.
>>152285557
It spooped me to the bones
>>152285658
>tfw the first fanfic you ever wrote was lewd goat fanfic
what a shitty start to this autistic hobby
>>152284531
i dont miss any anons, im not here for them. im glad my two favorite artists stick around though
>>152281610
>>152281751
>>152282061
>>152282301
http://absolutedream.deviantart.com/art/Undertale-Another-Dump-613102879
Oh wow, these are actually pretty good
>>152285658
me 2 desu
>>152285868
its actually trash imo
>>152284531
I miss my son.
>>152285636Not so good. I'm the one who should be asking you that.
>>152285658
Do we still have any active writefags left?
>Muffet remarks about regretting not capturing alphys because she'd make a juicy doughnut.
So wait...it's basically hinted that Muffet would kidnap monsters and bake them into her goods?Don't eat those spider doughnuts, you're a cannibal!
>>152284531
I'm miss my wife and her son
Imagine cuddling with Asriel, and then he kisses you with his cute snoot while he's staring at your eyes with ''that'' look
>>152286142
Hi Asgore
>>152286169
Doogle and Milka still come by. Milka mentioned they were sick last time, not sure if they've been back yet.
>>152286237
id rather not
>>152286202
>no ending where you let muffet bake alphys into a donut
fuck you toby
>>152286237
i'd rrather just pet him
>>152286147
What's the matter?
This is a thing
>>152286314
>Milka mentioned they were sick last time
>not sure if they've been back yet
uh oh
>>152286202
Aren't her pastries made of spiders?
Why has no one locked her ass up?
>>152286459He's just busy with work. He's getting better though.
>"spiderfags don't blogpost anymore!"
>>152286612
Nobody ever said this nor unironically believed this.
>>152286479
police like donuts dummy
>>152286202
If that's true she sounds more like lovett from sweeny fucking todd than little miss muffet
>>152260545
did you forget what general you're on?
>>152286429
what made Undertale attract autism?
>>152284740
Shit, didn't mean to quote that
>>152284828
>>152284917
It's Toriel from Littletale.
>>152286202
Muffet in general is actually kinda an amoral cunt.
It's pretty cool tbqh.
>>152286692
Yeah they did, when spiderfags were at the top of the annoying poll and people were like "I can't believe this!!1!"
>>152286429
>likes memes
>dislikes annoying things
Pick one.
>>152286429
>Child of Underfell Papyrus and Underfell Alphys
del
>>152286413I'd rather not.
To keep this Undertale related, did you ever finish that BPxNCG fic?
>>152285868
Can someone post just the "Hardmode" one for me? I'd crop it myself but it doesn't seem to load properly half-way through whichever program I use.
>>152286429
>Underf-
Dropped
>>152286923
Did they? I always ranked Charafags higher then them.
But yeah that's full of shit. Spiderfags have always been the most blog-posty characterfags.
>>152286870
big on youtube, lots of kids making content without playing the game. listening to other people's headcanons and making their own. people desperate to keep the game alive with fan content.
>>152287015
I understaand
No, it's been near completion for months now, I'm sorry.
>>152286910
Which Chaos god is Muffet dedicated to?
>>152287104
I just meant at the top in general, don't know if they were above or below Charafags.
>>152285868
I kind of like that artist. Their style feels a bit incomplete and some of the jokes are kind of old but the rest of the stuff they make is pretty cute and fun.
>>152287132
>people desperate to keep the game alive with fan content
and yet there's no good fan games or mods
>>152287047
It's funny because Toby probably understands why someone would abandon a Quiche now what with how he abandoned Undertale.
>>152287003
absolutely ridiculouswe all know sans is their son
>>152287328
Thank you.
>>152287332
>how he abandoned Undertale
Elaborate.
>>152286479
I never understood this meme. Her products are spider themed and not made out of actual spiders. Is it hinted otherwise anywhere in the game?
>almost a year later
>soundtrack still hasn't gotten stale
feels good man
>>152287446
>"Made for spiders
>by spiders
>of spiders"
Play the game
>>152287446
One of her item descriptions says "Made with real spiders!" or something of the sort
where cozy skeleton story with no tears no pain no suffering just happy skellboys having good times maybe human is there or a dog no bad flowers or mean void man just joyful bones
>>152287446
the game directly states that they're made of spiders
>>152286237
...and then you pull out his tongue and tell him he has bad breath...
>>152287446
there's a sign in the ruins that says "spider bakery, made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders." or something to that effect.
>>152287332
>"everything has to have frequent patches and DLC and yearly sequels, or else it's 'abandoned' !!"
Imagine Asriel catches you wearing panties, grinning as he sees you all embarrassed and dressed-up. He walks over to you, throws you over his lap, and proceeds to pull your panties up nice and tight against your ass, revealing your two smooth globes.
You start to whimper and blush, but it’s all-for-naught; He raises his hand and begins to spank your ass- nice and slow, alternating between both cheeks. You let out yelps and cries begging for mercy- for him to stop, but it only drives him to spank you even harder. Your face feels aflame from blushing so strongly, and after a short time all of your cries start to turn into gasps and moans of pleasure.
He proceeds to tug up your wedged panties even more as he spanks you, bringing you to the point that you start begging for more. Once he makes your ass nice and dark red, he lays you face-down on your bed and strips your panties off. Turning your head, you see him stripping down to nothing, his long goat-monster cock erect and dripping wet with anticipation. Looking back at you, he smiles cheekily and leans in over you, his strong paws pressing your arms back against the bed. You feel his meaty, thick tip rub up and down against your warm little behind before slowly pressing into you.
You start to let out soft little moans as Asriel slowly pushes his length into you; The stinging-warm friction on your ass complemented by the cool embrace of his musky precum soaking down around into your tight little entrance. You moan increasing louder with his every movement. Asriel takes note of this, and chuckles softly, giving you a small kiss as he starts to pump his dick deeper into your ass. Asriel pulls up your leg against his chest, pummeling into you sideways, making you feel every inch of his massive girth.
>>152287578
The Great Space War
>>152287698
id rather not
>>152287698
>you wearing panties
Stopped reading there
>>152287698
>Imagine
stopped reading there
>>152287686
A thing in motion is far more likely to stay in motion. Once it stops, it's far harder for it start again.
It's like how putting terrible Fairy cards in your winged creature deck completely ruins it's momentum and speed and likely makes you go Minus 2 or Minus 3 because you ruined your synergy thus allowing your opponent to have a turn and get their big boss monster out
>>152287698
Get this sissy stuff outta here.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11030066
http://www.strawpoll.me/11030066
http://www.strawpoll.me/11030066
>>152287708
searching this lead me to a neopets fanfic and a japanese movie this isn't skeletons
>>152287505
Yeah I'm glad I took the plunge and bought it, it's a really good OST
>>152288062
Wait did I wonder into /dng/? Also that metaphor is meh
>>152288227
http://nier2.com/blog/2015/12/13/nier-drama-cd-the-space-war/
>>152287225
Either Khorne or Slaanesh. For being so eager to kill Frisk for Mettaton AND for her own agenda I'd say it's more leaned towards Khorne.
>>152287698
now write one about shotagoat eating me please.
>>152288214
Neutral as in the neutral route? Because you can't do true pacifist on your first go. So everybody would have to answer neutral.
>>152287698
seconding this
>>152288436
>>152288369
this isn't skeletons either
>>152288214
>7%
>I didn't play the game.
Either you're being ironic or I have to ask, why in the fuck are you here?
>>152288473
The Pacifist route generally refers to when you spare everyone, but didn't meet the requirements of the TP route (have to have battled OF before, do the date segments)
>>152288473
You can not kill anything, get the neutral ending, reload your game back to your last save and then get the pacifist ending from there. I'd count that as a pacifist run.
>>152287698
>>152288641
>thinking that 100% of poll responses are truthful
shiggy
who was that anon that read the first few pages of Negatale? I wanna read with him
Reminder that if you tell Undyne Anime is Real you're only setting her up for disappointment.
She's gonna go to the surface and expect to see stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7_iSyhv9fA
And she'll never get any of it.
>>152287698I hate it when a character is described to be grinning in lewdfics. Grinning always seems so idiotic. Can't characters just smile anymore?
>>152288864
undyne is anime though
>>152288864
This.
>>152288876
It's considered good writing to use a wide variety of words and terms to describe something, anon.
>>152287698
I didn't plan on fapping but here we go.I imagined Frisk during this.
>>152287812
>panty-less girl
So lewd.
>>152288410
Meh, she wasn't going to to do it for the sake of figting but for the personal gain(turning them into the food and selling them for $), which isn't too Khornate of her.
And how would we categorise the cast anyways? Undyne for example has nearly every trait typical for Khorne, ie. desire for fight, rage and justice, so it's pretty easy to categorize her. What about the rest?
>>152288876
This. Grin always implies a tone of smug asshole-y-ness to me. It doesn't make them seem actually happy.
>>152288864
In the context of the game it might as well be real. I mean there's a magical robot and human wizards and stuff. Who knows what the human world is like in Undertale? It's similar to ours sure from what we learn of the garbage underground but it's not like it's entirely impossible for there to be crazy shit up there too.
>>152266680
>>152288436
Imagine Asriel swallowing you, the reader whole with a mighty gulp and whipping out his tiny, undeveloped shotacock to furiously masterbate as his stomach distends from your presence and his trademark green and yellow shirt is torn out of shape while you're boiling alive in his stomach acids. At first this is extremely painful, but after a minute or so you find yourself at peace, knowing that your flesh is being seared and that in a few hours you will dissolve away entirely to become a part of asriel for the rest of time as your pathetic corporeal body is broken down into the shit that it already was while your nutrients provide asriel the energy he needs to grow into a strong, healthy shota goat that can swallow even bigger anons
>>152289486
Fuck off and die
>>152289104
True but grinning implies what >>152289240 said really. Or they seem kind of dumb and take their smile way too far where a simple smile would be more effective.
>>152289486
I'd give it a solid 7/10. Could have been longer though.
>>152289580
no kinkshaming
>>152289384
Eh, humans can't do magic though. If anything, the monsters would seem like anime to us.
>>152289486
>>152289664
I'M GONNA KINKSHAME! VORE IS A DUMB FETISH!
things would be different around here if papyrus was my mom
>>152289779
yeah you would be dead from malnutrition
You DON'T actually think that having sex with your own father is actually a good idea,
RIGHT???
>>152289664
>>152289767
Stop using that shitty word you homofags
>>152289720
The humans used magic to make the barrier though. So, ergo, some small group might have magic.
>>152289860
who else am i gonna call daddy though?
>>152289953Me.
>>152289883
You first, faghomo.
>>152289897
this
and there was an unused spell command for frisk, i think
it's probably just not a totally natural part of life and communication for humans, which is why humans who use magic are specifically called wizards, whereas monsters are just assumed to all use it
>>152289859
liquefied spaghetti would probably taste great to a baby
>>152289167
Mettaton is Slaanesh
Undyne is Khorne
Alphys is Nurgle
Toriel, Asgore and Flowey are Tzeench
Papyrus is Khorne
Sans is Tzeench
the dogs are Khorne (but Doggo is really Slaanesh)
Muffet is really eager to fight you for her spiderfriends and for money. Then again she likes to play with you and enjoys money and tea more than fighting so maybe Slaanesh is more appropriate.
>>152289720
Oh dammit, 4chan's thumbnail bug fucks me again.
>>152289897
Yeah they had 7 wizards at the time. Not sure if those guys are still around, but regardless, humans practicing magic isn't a common thing.
>>152290051
I didn't even use that word you corroding fuckfaucet
>>152290129
Gaster is Malal.
Because they both may or may not exist anymore.
>>152289486This is both incredibly horrifying as well as rather arousing.It's like a mad obsession brought to a plateau. Sure, it's extreme and violent, but it also hits you hard with arousal and other emotions.How much professional help would I really need?
>>152290215
Sure you haven't, you asshanded microbial cystfucker.
>>152289767
So how do I quit it? I think I really need to.
has utg ever made a Skype group chat?
https://join.skype.com/AWE7jDdasDda
>>152290280
none
vore is a top-tier fetish
>>152290280
the only help you need is a bullet to the brain since vorefags all have a mental illness of some sort.
Don't open this
what if touching a monster's soul let you read their thoughts and feel what they're feeling
napstablook would give everyone depression
>>152290660
goatfags too
>>152290628
ITS 3 P.M. YOU OLD FUCK
>>152290129
I'm not so sure about Sans, his personality traits are actually more associated with Nurgle,Chara is the inquisitor
>>152290263
kek
>>152290628
it's not even night yet
and i'm regrettably not alone
>>152290660
All things considered I doubt that helps.
>>152290628
Hug me please.
I really need it right now.
My brain is making me like things that are obviously wrong and terrifying.
Shit, maybe I'll take that bullet, that might be for the best.
>>152290672
Fucking vorefags.
Nothing is sacred.
>>152290628
I prefer this
>consistently hitting bump limit before image limit
we are fucking DYING
>>152290628
Mom, can we go out to Waterfall? I like to watch the cavern ceiling and how it sparkles in the darkness.
>>152290672
What if the snowman secretly felt really, really good when you did that?
>>152290895
nope, its still just me shitposting without pictures a lot
>>152290895
TEXTLESS PICTURE DUMP HOURS
>>152290873
>you will never own an official MTT-Brand Love Bot
I love this spider.
>Frisk slits their wrists and flings blood everywhere and the blood reveals ghost Chara with smiling dripping blood face and the blood ghost takes the knife and starts fighting Sans
>>152290660
>vorefags all have a mental illness of some sort.
There was this article I read a while ago that talked about how the majority of vorefags have completely fine mental health.But if the vorefag is into "realistic digestion" they sometimes do show mental issues....
>>152290758
True he seems very Nurglish on the outside but in actuality Sans is at least a little mysterious and knows things that others don't. About Flowey and he knows that at least something's up with different timelines. His fighting style is very fitting for a Tzeench caster and if you really want to nitpick his color scheme is very Tzeenchian too. Magnus also sits on his daemonprince ass all day and looks at stuff in the warp while depressed.
Ironically I think Chara would be the closest to the emperor in ideology. Killing all monsters and wiping out all traits of magic to create a new world. The emperor is also very manipulative like Chara.
>>152291397
What is that word vomit supposed to be?
>>152291201
Knowing some of you, you'd probably just break him and jack off on his wires. Maybe it's for the best.
>>152291548
Ah, I always love duality pictures.
>>152291423
probably written by a vorefag. i wouldn't trust anyone that says vorefags are totally fine in the head.
>>152291201
>Mettaton date fucking never
It hurts
>>152287047
Yea, a love this style.
Btw, this isn't the author. The author is tc-96.
>>152291648
Those are the gurofags and they have a special spot in Android Hell reserved for them.
>>152292093
Oops, this meant to go there >>152285868
>>152291835
top secret postno peeking
last for flowey
what if chara was a boy
>>152299708
what if chara had a gun?
>>152299883
what if chara knew gun kata