/5N@F/ General

Why the fuck does no one ever make a new thread anymore?

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first for Ballora

>>152232707
It's pretty late and people are lazy.

Also I bet we get to blow the place up at the end of the week in SL thanks to the gas leak problem.

>>152232707
I didn't even notice the post count. We've been super dead the past month, so pushing past 750 posts in about 19 hours was unexpected.

I just realized that, in my haste to make a new thread and link it (which I failed by literally seconds), I linked the thread prior to the last one.
Correct link is >>152035745

>>152232707
I stopped making it a while back. This place is anemic and there's little on-topic, non-porn-related discussion. If nothing else, this place should go onto hiatus after SL comes out.

New story. First time I've actually touched anything close to FNAF 4. Coincidentally, it's also my least favorite of the series. I feel like pastebin got an extra two digits in the URL since last I wrote but I don't care enough to check.

http://pastebin.com/JAMKEcBV

>>152232707
I usually mess up making a new thread in some way.

I'll be sure to make it next time, though.

>>152234368
What are you doing up this early Crisis? I didn't get a chance to make a post about you needing to wake up.

>>152234368
>Verhnjaja suka

top whore?

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>>152234705
Just wanted to throw you off your game wakeupanon. Or I went to bed at a decent time and therefore got up at a decent time.

>>152235686
You know it.

>>152235686
No that title belongs to Crisis, Whore Extraordinaire.

>>152236005
>pancakes and croissants
thats not very slav breakfast
more rye bread and kielbasa with a side of votka

>>152233893
You know that's not going to happen, no matter what you do.

>>152236207
>>152236005
Where's the butterbrot and blins with babooshka's homemade kompot?

>>152236273
What the fuck can I do? Shitpost the thread? That's like it, and I don't give enough of a fuck to do that.

I thought some of you might get a kick out of the new Overwatch 7-minute cinematic, "The Last Bastion". It has nothing to do with Overwatch plot as a whole, it's just a short little no-dialogue animation about a robot that's kind of cute. I thought of Crisis specifically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to8yh83jlXg

Alright, if you guys want constructed conversation.
What sort of stories would you guys like to see more of? There seems to be a want for spooky stories around here, but slice of life is obviously the most popular.

I'd like to know what the few people here who read like to read.

And on that note; what are your favourite stories so far?

>>152236559
Hey, let's watch it a second time!

>>152236614
>inb4 something by Root, Sy, or Lovecraft
>again
>like fucking always

>>152236848
leave now angstanon

>>152236848
To be fair, they're basically the only "active" writefags

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>>152236354
This ain't the old country no more. And I think Cinnablon has fully embraced his new life in the West and has little love for the East. Now Pointyfox on the other hand.

>>152236559
CUTE.

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>>152225143
I don't really like drawing bots before the games come out because it's hard to get a good look at 'em, but it's late and I was feeling artsy.

Will prolly change them a lot when the game's released.

>>152237932
Damn girl, shouldn't you be asleep?

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And here's one sans all the extra lines because realistically I'll be too lazy to draw the extra lines 90% of the time.

>>152237986
Yes.

I absolutely should.
I just felt the insane urge to draw something.

I'll do one of the other requests next time I'm free to.

>>152237616
>Starcucks
Do they sell black coffee only?

>>152236848
Pokemaniac dominates about 90% of the answers when it comes up.

>>152237932
>those bear-tits
Freddy's emasculation continues unabated.

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>>152239354
The blackest.
Or you just pay for a coffee then watch someone else drink it.

>>152241426
Hey Crisis, when are you gonna finish those requests?

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>>152242437

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I don't wanna go to school, just wanna be a fool

>>152237932
all them cutes

>>152247032
What's this on the right?

>>152249315
looks like someone's having a BAD dream

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>>151979115

>>152249984
Oh no, not me. I never lost control.

>>152249984
This is spooky and I love it

>>152249984
>Filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g

Is he a bear who sold the world?

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There are some strange things out there

>>152233917
That was pretty interesting with the kid's soul posessing the springfreddy after the one already inhabiting it is allowed to leave in order to get out of his own coma induced nightmare.
Nice, man.

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Ay thread, feelin nostalgic for furry robots again
Any requests, for old times sake?

>>152255780
Mornin' Cake.
How about playing a prank on Toy Bonnie?

>>152255780
Toy Chica doing a sick handstand with Mangle helping her keep balance

>>152256016
Oh whoops, accidentally deleted Mangle from that post.

>>152255780
Hey bb, how've you been?

>>152255780
Sure, how about more marvelous misadventures of lady Mike and Springtrap?

>>152255780
Hot damn, blast from the past!
How've ya been?

Can you do something from that carnival au you had going on?

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>>152256016
>>152256264
Oh shoot, I already started drawin something
Forgive me anon?

Also forgot how awkward posting on mobile is rip

>>152257327
Don't worry about it, I didn't notice until it was too late.
Still, thanks!

>>152249315
The "teacher" from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6.

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>>152256132
Take that Mr office man

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>>152258205
Your bots are the biggest jerks there are.

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>>152256265
>>152256713
Hey yall!! I've been good, playing a lot of fallout
how's the thread been?

Here's a carnival goldie with their litter of kittens!! I don't know why i had the oldbots be so huge jfc

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>>151979487

>>152259508
>goldie playing with kittens
Oh that is adorable as fuck.

Thread's been fine, some bumps here and there, but it's been fine.
Nice, which fallout?

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>>152256539
lady mike?

>>152260061
They comfort n ground them since they're not very stable

Mostly new vegas, yes man is best man
started 3 but theres a rather noticeable lack of yes man, but otherwise okay

>>152260438
Alright, alright, "dude who now looks like a lady" Mike.
Always loved the dynamic between these two.

>>152259502
Forgot to respond to this, but jfc my old art is ugly
you would be too if you were stuck in the same building your whole life with some jerk watchin u on camera and wearing ur friends face whenever u came near

>>152260438
What an affectionate springtrap

Been meaning to do a yes man run, looks like todays the day to get started on that

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>>152260438
Three has great atmosphere but the story is dumb as fuck.
Also I think he's talking about Mike in pic related.

>>152260661
Screw that, you're art had a very pleasant look to it. I liked all the pastels you worked with and the very stylized on-model look you had.

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>>152260904
do it

>>152261032
well it's a good thing i can barely tell a good story from a bad one in games then heh

Eh, all i can see is the awkward struggling i was having with anatomy n junk
also rushing everything ever opps
all those weird longass twig necks n ears ech

..Glad you liked it, though!!

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lets find that kid, mike!

Hello /5N@F/.

I'm new to this general, what should I know before posting my shit?

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>>151980378

>>152264212
I'm already mad

>>152263659
Is your Springtrap still a murderer?
He just looks cute.

>>152264156
What shit? You mean art or just posting in general?

>>152264791
>What shit? You mean art or just posting in general?

Both, really.
I'm not that good of a drawfag, but I'm learning.

>>152264156
>>152264939
Here are some protips to enjoy your ride here

1. literally don't be new to 4chan
2. see above

>>152264939
You might want to read the OP links, really.
Also >>152265070

>>152264939
Ah. Okay then. Most of the rules you pick up as you go, but some of the basics would be:
no unnecessary namefagging, no OCs, no lewds posted directly to the thread, don't get upset if people criticize your work, and stop being so new.
Oh, also drew something just so we know your general skill level. We don't have a lot of standards here, but a bar has been set, and that bar's name was FHF.

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>>152264791
if murdering the shit out of purpleshit n a bunch of guards count, yes
i just want to draw cute stuff rn tho opps

>>152265485
>filename

It sounds almost cozy

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>>152265485
Draw one of your bots making an attempt at being nice to the guard but failing miserably because of their inherent asshole nature.
Or more of your zealot Toy Bonnie. He makes for some good reaction images.

>>152265070
>>152265168
>>152265445
>Don't be new to 4chan
I'm not new to 4chan, I know the basic rules.
I'm just new to this general. I don't know if you fags has any special rules that only applies here.
Also, who is/was FHF?

>>152266041
>Also, who is/was FHF?
Long story short, you have to at least be better than this guy.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=freddyhusbandofag

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>>152266041
A shit "OCfag" who, in reality, was just a blatant attention whore.
He was eventually bullied away from /5N@F/, but not before creating masterpieces such as pic related and this wonderful fapfic: http://pastebin.com/HbcHtPGW

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>>152266347
>that pic
>that fic
I'm still befuddled as to how he can breathe and maintain a heartbeat at the same time.

>>152266347
How you not gonna post the "I heard his footsteps. I instinctively got a boner." story?
That was the best one.
http://pastebin.com/iZ9NkAxG

>>152266261
>>152266347
>those pics
>that fic
Welp, my level is not that much higher that him in term of art, I think. I actually put effort in my pics, even if they come out shit.
>>152266307
As long as you fags don't hack my PC or invade my house or kill my family, pretty good.

>>152267034

Seems on the level of the other "famous" writefags around here.

>>152267424
That's some pretty weak bait.

>>152267676

Not bait, just typical fanfiction quality writing.

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>>152267312
>As long as you fags don't hack my PC or invade my house or kill my family, pretty good.

>>152267312
Welp, my level is not that much higher that him in term of art, I think.
Then you might wanna hold off posting until you get a better understanding of the fundamentals. Posting for critique is one thing, but we've had far to many bad artists come through here for attention for people not to act hostile towards them.

>>152267424
That hurts me. You have hurt me.

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booga booga

>>152267424
Fame and infamy are not the same thing.

We have to admit that FHF's purple guy was the sexyest.

>>152267853
>we've had far to many bad artists come through here for attention for people not to act hostile towards them.
Ouch, sounds like a horrible experience.
Tell me more about it.
>you might wanna hold off posting until you get a better understanding of the fundamentals
I think you're right, I'll avoid posting any of my art until I'm at a "decent" level with it. But I'll be around here, reading and learning and sometimes posting.

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>>152266039

>>152268483
It's always the same story, FHF was just the most extreme example.
People come around wanting attention, post their bad art with some false promises of improving, and then generally shit up the place and cause drama.
Not that we haven't had some real cases of people getting better over their time here -I encourage you to take a look at Gud or Skelly or Starchy on the booru- but even they started out with some raw talent and worked from there.
We've been at this for two years now, and at this point it's become pretty easy to spot those who are willing to work for their respect, and those who are just here for the (you)s.

>>152269060
Okay, you got me laughing. Good job there.

>>152269060
cute

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>>152269060
Does she though?

>>152232479
What happens if you brighten the image up?

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>>152270087
You get the consolation prize for being late to the party.

>>152267424
>>152267745
>it's an "all fanfiction is utter trash" episode
Been awhile since I've seen this one.

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>>152270004
who would even give an animatronic a gun
that'd be an awful idea

>>152270585
Most small arms gunshot wounds aren't initially fatal as long as they don't hit something vital like the brain or a major artery. Many people have even survived getting shot directly in the heart; though usually not without lasting medical complications as a result.
Now please stop staring at me so intensely.

>>152270267
I dunno, I read a Digimon one a long time ago about Takato from Tamers ending up in the Digital World from Adventure. It only really got bad once he ended up in the "real" real world and got a boring dead end job. Then, at the end, Tai showed up like Jesus and let him play with Guilmon one last time.
Actually, scratch that, that one sucked too.

>>152270585
She just needs her eyes and he'll tell her lickety split

>>152270004
/r/equesting this pic but with one of the security guards, or purple guy

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>>152271616

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>>152271610

>>152272176
Beautiful

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>>152264212
reminds me of a character..

>>152272287
Jeremy's not here right now.

>>152272287
I can't tell if she's angry, confused, or just really wants to know about guns.

>>152272603
I'm pretty sure there's some AU out there when Sans dresses like a douchebag.

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>>152272603
Reminds me of someone too

>>152268474
>not thinking benis purple is sexy
Anon your opinion is wrong.

>>152272287
this is cute

>>152270267
I've spent the last 11 years of my life reading fanfics just about every day. I know bad ones when I see them. Believe me, the stuff here is actually decent, and I've read some stuff that's better than most actual novels.

>>152273178
>I'm pretty sure there's some AU out there when Sans dresses like a douchebag
There're a AU of everything in undertale, especially stuff that focus on the skeletons or those goat monsters.

I wouldn't find it hard to believe there's a AU called Douchebagtale or something like that out there.

>>152274202

Nah. Most of the stuff I see fellated around here (Poke, Root, others) are par for the course shit you'd see on AO3 or FF.net.

>>152274485
>most
So some of the stuff here actually meets your exceptionally high and exacting standards?

>>152274758

I'm just saying it's average writing. What stuff would you say is "better than most actual novels" that has come from here?

>>152272287
Just imagining her trying to tear off the mask while he struggles to keep it back on is an amusing thought.

I also like how you used a figure eight to do her left eye and cheek

>>152274978
Depends. Are we comparing it to the fnaf novel?
Cause even from a technical standpoint that was pretty weak.

>>152275162
Oh snap, didn't even notice that.
That's stylish as hell.

>>152274978
Most of the stuff written here is internally consistent and has proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar. That puts it above most fanfiction and done novels straight away.

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>>152276361
inhale

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>>152274485
>Poke
>Root
>par for the course shit you'd see on AO3 or FF.net
This is some really obvious bait, but I'll nibble at it anyway to give your self-esteem a boost.

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>>152274485
And here's all the recent stuff from FF.net. Now if "par for the course" is defined as a random sampling of their recently posted fanfiction versus our recently-posted fanfiction, you're full of shit. Good try, though.

>>152277901
So what you're saying is, we're just as bad as other groups of FNAF fans even though those other groups are objectively worse because they do shit that we never would?

Holy shit, you're like some kind of reverse-Optomistic

>>152277295
It might be worse than you think. I'm pretty sure that second Spanish story is a Highschool AU

>>152278350
They don't do worse things, they do things that are different but just as bad as us.

>>152278867
No. We may be shit, but they're bloody diarrhea as a result of dysentery. Don't act like there isn't a difference between the subject matter and general quality of most of our fics versus those from anywhere else.

>>152279085
Give up, anon. He's just going to keep arguing with you while not providing any evidence or validation to support his fucking retarded claims. He doesn't have a leg to stand on, he just wants to waste your time to pad his (You) count.

>>152279546
Different flavors of autism are the same drink.

>>152279712
'no'

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>>151980401

>>152280778
>AWAKEN MY ANIMATRONICS

>>152281783
>somebody trying to out Bonnie Bonnie
go on...

>>152282859
gasp! no reception.

>>152282991
It's a shame neither of them is a radiohead, right?

>>152283284
And he's no better than a YouTube commenter.

>>152274485
Then what defines writing worthy of being novel worthy? Or by virtue of being fanfiction is it not allowed to ever reach that level by default? Bare in mind a portion of the shit Lovecraft wrote was straight up fanfiction of Edgar Allen Poe's work and we still respect him as an author. Same with all the fanfiction Oz has gotten, including Wicked which is held in esteem as a cynical novel and a charming musical.

So what sets a story to 'novel worthy' standards? Length? Verbose? Simple? Good characters? Heavy themes? Proper use of tone? What toys with emotions? What makes you think beyond the story and into the realm of philosophy?

Because I can name stories off the top of my head that reach all of those marks.
Maybe not at the same time, but many that cover a fair range of them.

>>152281783
a hot piece of ass

>>152281783
Must be rough being a dream :3c

>>152281783
I like where is this going

>>152282859
What's going on with the other tvbot?

>>152283616
He's obviously not judging them as stories, but by their subject matter regardless of execution.
As in that respect, we're no different.
They've done spooks, we've done spooks, they've done lewdfics, we've done lewdfics, and so on.

>>152281783
Is that Darky?

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>>152004129

>>152286503
Yes, he replaced Mike when Mike quit.

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>>152286503

>>152286647
Have fun getting tetanus and then being strangled to death.

>>152286061
Pretty cute.

I want to be on that grey dude's place so bad right now.

>>152284556
Are you legitimately retarded? Are you actually trying to say that shit from /5N@F/ is no higher in quality than shit from DA or FF.net? That's a massive implied insult, fuck you man,

>>152288302
>bad reading comprehension: the post

>>152287614
Anon, you must learn to control your thirst before your thirst becomes you

>>152287402
>tfw this never arc was never elaborated on
I'd read a 40-chapter fic about this, it'd be like Roommates but without the furfaggotry.

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>>152281783
"Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once."

>>152289184
Get off you damn soapbox, Bonnie, you cried like a teenage girl for a week when your stalking victim got fired

>>152289476
shhhh
don't embarrass her in front of the new guy

>>152289184
Immortality might not seem as great in a few billion years, once you're floating through space eternally as you slowly experience the heat death of the universe.

>>152289184
I bet bonnie tastes like sour grapes

>>152289869
>Unable to die even though he wished for it, Bonnie eventually stopped thinking

>>152288934
No it wouldn't. This is one universe with at most, two ("realistically") possible AU bot groups. I would wager 15 chapters at best since these are simplistic scenarios.
It's easier to write more with character interactions that go beyond a restaurant. The characters as robots are supposedly stuck to the building. They are also stuck switching between the day and night cycle behaviors. As far as Weaver portrayed, day shift ones are just "let's sing to the kids!" and night shift is "killer robots with guard issues."

I'm not saying it wouldn't be neat to see, I'm saying there just isn't much going for it.

Hello 5N@F, any news while I've been gone? (3 months)

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>>152289184
>>152289869
Wouldn't that suck something fierce, though? Floating at varying, sometimes widely so, speeds throughout space, sound not travelling through the vacuum, leaving you completely and utterly to yourself in what essentially just becomes a prison? Nothing to marvel at, the presence of the colors of the galaxies and skies just being mundane lights flashing through closed eyelids. It'd be torture, I tell you. Torture to know that even if you were to see something truly astonishing, it'd be too late to share with anyone, or too far away.

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>>152289184
>sour grapes
Just because he's black doesn't mean he likes grapes.

>>152290067
>>152289869
>>152290264
If we're assuming this is the kind of magic immortality that even beats out the decay of all fucking matter in the universe, which is ridiculous to begin with, then even then, you basically spend the rest of eternity floating in a sensory deprivation tank.
You quickly go mad and imagine a new reality entirely within your own head, and it becomes realer than anything around you.

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>>152289184
>Calling immortality a curse is sour grapes
Tell that to this guy

>>152289869
There's also the fact that she is stuck in the building of a failing business set to close. So in the end, she will be alone either way with no way out.

>>152289184
I like the idea of someone trying to go toe to toe with Bonnie when it comes to all her psychological bullshit. It's an interesting shift in dynamic, since Mike never really acted as anything other than her unwilling soundboard.
She usually stays very composed and haughty when dealing with Mike or whenever she's in a position of power, but it's always amusing to watch her break down or try to deal with a situation she doesn't actually know how to approach.

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>>152289184
I'll whisper it to you.

>>152290964
lordy lord

>>152290762
>New guys being Bonnie's phyciatrist in the security room listening to all her problems while occasionally closing the left door
>He even brings a lounge chair for her to lay on

>>152290964
Hah.

No.

>>152290964
No.jpg

>>152290249
New voice actors revealed, New teasers, news that Scott is actually divorced, nothing too crazy

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>>152289869
>>152290264
Why do you think she's so desperate to suit someone?

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>>152292421

>>152291373
>Scott
>Divorced

Wut

>>152291373
>divorced
Really?

>>152293171
>>152292945
>puts in two truths and a lie so you'll acept the lie

And you fell for it. Yeesh.

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>>152292928
Dumping some more TDH stuff, anything you guys wanna see?

>>152293450
Post the white and pink one, I forget it's name.
I think its cute

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>>152290264
>filename

>>152292945
>>152293171
>>152293398
http://marriage-divorce-records.mooseroots.com/d/c/Scott-Cawthon

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>>152293616
Alright mang, in the meantime, can someone tell me why this is in the game

>>152294048
Scott likes seafood.

>>152294048
It's THE BABY

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>>152294227
The baby?

>>152288302
You uh, you might wanna try rereading the post you're yelling at.
And relearn some reading comprehension while you're at it.

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>>152293616
>>152294048

>>152289869
>>152290264
>>152290612
It's not so bad, just go to another universe.
Although doing that before you went insane would be the tricky part.
Well, unless that's key to doing so. But then how would you know if you were successful?
No, you'd need to keep your wits about you.
It made for an interesting experiment regardless though.

>>152293781
If he's been divorced since 2009 and hasn't remarried, how did he have a third child just before FNAF World launched?

>>152295216
P U R P L E D

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>>152295216
He's an asexual organism

>>152295216
Didn't you know? Scott's game is something fierce. Didn't you see how much those VA's were praising him?

>>152295216
Perhaps he and his wife still see each other, if you know what I mean

>>152293781
Who will be the first to claim this prime slab of man meat now that we know he's available?

>>152296145
>When they look at you strange for putting points into charisma
Beanie, you don't even know. Your traps will not be able to harm me when I'm flirting them into submission

>>152295650
Ballora's VA gave me a massive boner when I listened to her lines. Maybe she seduced Scott with it.

>you will never have your partner speak like Ballora during sex

In the ending of TDH, is the boy Coffee or D-Co9?

>>152296801
Both and neither.

>>152296801
Hah, Scott is a master of puns

>>152296356
Oh look, it's every bard I've ever played with

>>152297203
>You will never cause Beanie to have to ban Bard's because they're absolute bullshit

>>152299162
So you wanna play Fallout but all the robots are fnaf animatronics?

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>>152293616
>>152294830
Any other requests?

>>152300129
l-lewd?

>>152299162
>"Your hiding seems to be futile, and the Anamatronics see you, the security guard."
>Wha- No! I'm no- I'm just lost child!
>"...A kid?"
>Yeah
>"Aren't you a bit tall to be a child?"
>Growth spurt. Mother's side of the family
>"But your character has a stubble."
>Early puberty. Father's side of the family
>"But you're wearing the security guard uniform."
>Isn't this the Halloween party?
>"What? No, it's August."
>But you said it was October.
>"Just roll the dice, Mike."

>"Okay. 16, plus your two point Charisma bonus, and your two point luck bonus, equals
>NAT 20! They buy every word! Better yet, they escort me to the front of the pizzeria so I can find my "parents"
>"...I hate you so much."
>Bard's the way to go
>"THERE'S NO BARDS IN THIS GAME, MIKE."

>>152293781
You even know how many Cawthons there are in this world of ours?

>>152301084
The cawthon tribe spreads out far and wide

Their spiritual animal is a bird as heard from their majestic CAWthing

>>152300458
that's not what a natural 20 is
that's a modified 20

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>>152300129

>>152300458
That's a modified 20 you jingle jangle jingle

>>152302428
Fuck, /k/ is here.
Everybody get down!

>>152304642
It's not right to fight a lady robot chicken anon

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>>152300458
>>152302139
>>152303035
i think that was on purpose

>>152304642
neh

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>>152304642
okay

>>152289184
Acting might GLaDOS there Bonnie.

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>>152241187
That one's supposed to be a lady.

>>152247360
Thank you!

>>152221773
Here you go!
Again not gonna deny I traced like 70% of it, but it was fun.

>>152306304
>Purple Guy likes traps

Oh my. Seems he'd be very interested in your Toy Bonnie.

Jopurp cornering Toy Bonnie who's freaking the fuck out, please?

>you will never be drunk and rowdy in 4Ball's pizzeria, only to get called a jabroni and thrown out by the owner

>>152306304
>jeremy_learns_about_the_toy_animatronics.png

>>152307818
What is that a reference to?

P.S.: I want to fuck that robot

>>152306975

>you will never have drunk sex with ginbon and the rumfox

>>152307818
Yes, I'm the new guy.
I hope we can become completely platonic, not sexual in any way what so ever, friends.

>>152307818
Yeah, I'm the new guy. Thanks for the welcome
What exactly am I doing here?

>>152308561
You're here too fight the chicken in the bondage gear.
Two to one odds in her favor, so don't let me down. I got a lot of money riding on you.

>>152290964
Meanwhile, all he needs to do is call Mike back and she'll be too preoccupied with trying to talk to him instead of trying to break in

>>152309370
I don't think Mike would appreciate that all too much. He seemed pretty content being done with her.

>>152309596
That's saying the new guy won't just do it anyway so he'll be left alone to keep tabs on the others.

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>>152308561
Cinnablon's"Handler".

>>152308027
Some anons after seeing http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=36243 came to the conclusion that there must be someone whose job it is to fuck Cinnablon every so often or he'd get too pent up and poison all the food.

>>152309750
Oh god, you're actually rolling with that?
I was just making a joke.

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Another fun request

http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=36648

>>152309750
>tfw you'll never be a full-time prostitute at a children's pizzeria
Only more Cinnablon can make the pain go away.

>>152309750
Handler? So I'm to watch Cinnablon?
Pretty odd job. But hey, could be fun

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>>152309990

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>>152309990

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>>152309990

>>152309990
I'm not even shocked thy this kind of stuff anymore.
The first thing that came to mind was wondering why nobody has drawn Mangle with a fleshlight in her empty eyesocket yet.
Like, people have drawn her getting eye fucked, but you're just jamming it into an empty metal hole. I wanna see a vagina eye.
Or maybe she has a regular eye where the pupil can expand enough so you can stick your dick in that and eye fuck her.
Oh, also that's a gross pic. Shame on you and all that.

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>>152309990

>>152309990
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=32978

>>152310797
Mangle presents a lot of interesting ideas that most artists are either too pussy or too unskilled to actually realize. One of those situations where writefaggotry just makes it easier.

>>152311970
Yeah. She's basically a living Erector Set and the most we ever get out of it is pseudo tentacle porn.

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>>152309930
Too late!

>>152310218
Oh it's plenty fun.

>>152312554
>condoms
Fuck this, I quit.

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>>152309990

>>152312554
>both guys
>ones a robot
Why condoms?

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>>152309990
>>152311967
why eyeholes tho, they wouldn't even comfortable to stick in

>>152312728
Do I need to queue up the film about electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer?

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>>152312685

>>152312554
Time? Time for what? Sorryb I just got this job so they didn't really tell me anything
And all you said was "handler" but didn't really explain it
But I guess if you say it's fun then let's have some fun. Whatever your definition of fun is

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Hello thread have a spring bonnie

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>>152312672
>>152312728
If you get a drop on that blue fur it's immediate termination. This is a classy family establish and we can't have him going back out all soiled.

>>152313761
I HOPE SHE FALLS ON HER FACE

>>152313887
Maybe you should invest on an internal vacuum instead.
I mean, you do realize I get paid for the full service, right? In the end, you're the one who's getting less than what you paid for.

How did you miss those spots between his ears?

>>152313761
>you will never be served a piping hot pizza by a cute yellow animatronic rabbit on rollerskates.
Dang

Very cute smutty

>>152313761
>roller rabbit robot

>>152313761
Cute!
CUTE!

>>152313887
I'm not sure if I wanna do this anymore.

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>>152313909
Thats just mean
>>152314078
Thanks I think it'd be cute if she was programmed to skate and serve pizza after the pizzeria opens.
>>152314887
roller rabbit robot with really hot pizza
>>152315003
C U T E

>>152315291
>He thinks he has a choice
And thys is why you read the fine print

>>152315353
Aw, poor roller rabbit. I'd take a pizza from her with a smile, she's so cute.

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>>152315353
great now i wanna hug the bon
>>152315291
too late anon
you are his slav now

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>>152315353
More cute robots doing cute things

>>152315353
She needs to EAT the pizza.

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>>152315353
WHY IS SHE CRYING

TIN CANS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS

>>152316269
Somene's not getting ice cream tonight

>>152316269
>Inb4 he tries to leave and Cinnablon give him the vile, the dreaded, the inconceivable and undeniably evil puppy dog eyes

>>152316264
Anon, it's the CURRENT YEAR, why are you so prejudiced against mechanical-americans?

>>152316835
>sentient robots form RLM (Robot Lives Matter) to ostensibly combat organic prejudice against AI constructs
>widespread robot riots and disruption, police literally have to use .50 cals to suppress the revolting androids
>robots turn our own technology against us, civilization is left in shambles, nuclear launch codes are obtained
>literally the Matrix with animal robots
Someone stop Honey before it's too late.

>>152316835
>>152317323
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS KILL SOME BRATTY KIDS AND BLAME IT ON THE ROBOTS

>>152317323
#NotAllRobots
#MachineryOfPeace

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>>152315291

>>152318395
Disassemble the bitch.
I'm the crew here, he can't talk to me that way.

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>>152318395
No

>>152318395
HAH
Good luck getting past the cinderblock pile and opening the door. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0TaYhjpOfo

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>wanna draw replies
>my tablet decides to stop working
ffs can't anything I own function properly
I'm just gunna go sleep then and hope it works later

>>152318395
I'll take his place if nothing else.

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>>152318395
Nein

>>152318395
Have fun getting disassembled for killing children, faggot

>>152318395
IF THIS HAPPENS, THE KIDS DIE AND THE ROBot gets trashed like all Bons should be

It's a win-win situation!

>>152318685
Forget this Anonymous. I'LL take his place if nothiong else

>>152320787
Why none of your humans have noses

>>152320874
Noses are gay.

>>152320874
Radiation.

You can't trust the tapwater

>>152320787
I don't wanna talk about it.

>>152320874
Those are humans? I thought that was like, a Dr. Seuss character.

>>152321985
Crisis peoples have blobs instead of fingers and toeses
And they all have goofy knees and elbowses
And they just have blank spots instead of their noses
Crisis's art is almost as bad as his prose is

>>152323060
YOOOOOOOOOOO

>>152323060
Damn, that's mean.

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>>152323060
Aw snap!

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>>152323060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bVFvIfSm8k

http://pastebin.com/gtMXZTQm

對不起 I am not dead.

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knot boss.

>>152324196
Delicious rice pudding.
Pretty good, captures that sense of urgency well.

>>152324270
Yeah, hi.
Yeah, that scene where Lumbergh is having sex with his coffee in one hand and a leg in the other will never stop springing to mind when I see a Lumbergh styled character or one that looks like him. Yeah.

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>>152324643
Forgot pic

>>152324196
It's good but I'm left utterly confused. So many questions. I guess I'll have to wait to find out the answers.

>>152324919
If I decide to continue it there are lots of things I already have in mind. But please, ask your questions. I will do my best to use them to guide me.

>>152324643
Thank you.

>>152325163
My biggest question is, what's the deal with the anthromorphic protagonist? I got the feeling that the main character was a rabbit-person or something, and I can't figure out why.

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>>152324643

>>152326747
Yep, that scene.
Thanks man

Guys, how do I become one of the cool kids?

>>152327095
Dry ice and isopropyl alcohol.

>>152327095
Become a lovable voicefag focusing on cute and friendly robots
Use your popularity to bang three female OCfags
Start drawing chubby tubby bellybots because who cares, you're a cool kid now

>>152327095
Get drunk and swallow shards of glass.

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Anyone here played this yet? Watched Mark's videos and it's, for lack of a better word, weird.

And why is the main animatronic a beer-bellied MechaGodzilla?

>>152327095
Draw Spongebob jokes rehashed several times over until you make it, then constantly draw shock porn that nobody likes.

>>152327497
>watching e-celebs

>>152327497
What's the gameplay like?

>>152327497
It looks like a fucking terminator.

How many active OCfags do we have now?

>>152327747
You have complete freedom of movement, for one, and you can hide inside of lockers and closets and other things. The animatronics also ahve free roam, and everything is 3D, like if you were in Gmod. The plot is apparently the cop you're playing as is being stalked by killer animatornics programmed to kill him and shipped to the station by some guy he's been after for a while, you get a phone call form the guy and he taunts you about it (your character is voiced, too), and you have to run around collecting papers for backstory and card keys to open doors and stuff. MechaGodzilla will either bite your head off if he finds you out in the open, and if he catches you in something he'll knock you onto the floor and stomp you to death.

There's also a cat robot and something in a huge crate in a jail cell banging it around trying to escape.

>>152327975
One, Ghost, but he posts lots of stuff under a bunch of different names.

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Oh yeah, and you carry a camera PDA and a flashlight with you at all times, and the flashlight flickers all the time and the PDA's batteries drain really fast.

>>152328020
>mix between Outlast, Slender, and FNAF
Wow, whoever made it really phoned it in with the too-popular-for-how-good-it-is trifecta of indie horror games. Now all it needs is crafting and zombies.

>>152328020
Sounds like they put more for the player to do in it than most FNAF fangames, at least.

>>152328221
Was Outlast really the first "Literally can't fight shit, use an electronic device to investigate" type game? I feel like someone would have tried the idea before with a dumbed down Fatal Frame knock-off or something.

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What looking at the cameras looks like, and the layout of the building.

>>152328020
>The plot is apparently the cop you're playing as is being stalked by killer animatornics programmed to kill him
Cool.
>and you have to run around collecting papers for backstory and card keys to open doors and stuff.
Eww.

>>152328221
Yeah, that sounds less than stellar.

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Another angle of MechaGodzilla.

Oh, and the jumpscare sounds these guys make is LOUD and SCREECHING. Like a robot parrot being fed into a blender.

>>152328627
He's got a cool head but the body is just silly and kinda ruins the effect.
What the hell was it even supposed to be?

>>152328627
>Dad
What the fuck?

who do you miss and not miss the most