Wurm General: Lets try this again edition

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>The fuck is this?
An old ass autismo sandbox survival game, experience the joy of grinding for weeks and kicking down autism forts with huge boners, or get cozy as fuck and build a nice house with sick aesthetic. Every building you see, and every road that you walk on has at one point been built by the hands of another player.

>Doesn't this shit cost money?
Yes, but the smart goy would sell shit to players and deed tokens, foraging and fishing and selling what you find can net you a nice sum of money every hour. If you really try, you can have enough money to go premium in under a week of effort.

>Do I need a good computer to run this?
No, playing on low or medium is plenty enough for most shittops to run it perfectly fine.

>What the fuck is there to do?
Get cozy, build an empire, kick down doors of autism forts and pillage. There's tons of shit to do, and a shitton more things to learn like becoming a priest and learning Clay No Jutsu. Really though, there's a bunch of skills like farming, mining, fishing, boat building, and puppeteering.

>How the fuck do I play?
1. Go to http://www.wurmonline.com/
2. Click play
3. Update game
4. While it's updating change settings, like turning off the bad word filter so you can scream nigger
5. Click play
5a. New characters pick exodus, the island we're playing on, spawn at the starter town of Esert.
6. Type /tell Gobab/Gringal/Chocobro in the local chat, we can give you a ride to our current settlement
7. Take all our shit and never log in again

>What about wurm unlimited?
Costs money to play on most servers, some are pirate friendly, but characters can be lost with a stiff breeze. Some of us have already played it, and starting from ground zero repeatedly isn't fun. Online is better in the longrun, unlimited would be good for private pvp shit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in wurm today, and live on forever in the memories of your fellow bros!