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/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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Kubo went full Kishi Edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=0

>Naruto Artbooks, Music, Manga, etc.
http://pastebin.com/SmwKFShb

>Our King Double4anime's youtube channel:
[Removed by popular demand]

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>>152135418
Horrendously shit thread why post a Bleach character?
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>Kubo went full kishi
No.
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>>152135512
because Kubo went full Kishimoto
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>>152135645
>>152135512
>>152135418
>marrying to titty monster
check
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>>152135791
>Boruto and Sarada 2.0
Check
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Rukia is like Sakura minus the character development and likeable traits
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>>152136480
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>>152136352
I checked out of Bleach at Soul Society, but if Rukia's like Sakura, which I find doubtful, then her charactrer's been changed quite a bit. Rukia's introverted like Hinata, though even that that doesn't really function as an adequate comparison. Pretty no nonsense, on the job, from what I recall, as well, with a very subdued emotional range. Maybe the best character comparisons would actually be Kakashi?
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>>152136558
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>>152136610
can't really compare them beside the fact that the main female has flat chest and the other female has big tits, who was interested into the main male
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>>152136558
Is this real? Because if so she is adorable.

Also R20 I think Youtube might have a lax policy to streaming, I've seen people streaming Pokemon, The Simpsons, Family Guy, all sorts of copyrighted shit
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>>152137738
I can't wait for her to use Great Fireball
Oh who am i kidding she'd going to be worthless
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>>152137875
Do you think we will see good Himawari action? Or will she be Konohamaru-tier
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>>152138098
I don't care about Himawari and never saw her appeal.
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>>152138205
She's cute. That's all there is
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In other news, Ash just lost the league AGAIN and /vp/ is in flames.
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>>152139746
at least a main character in the pokemon anime won the league
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>>152139746
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>>152140009
are we pokeposting again
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>>152140190
>that gardevoir and lopunny
Kek
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>>152139746
Does Serena get Ash?
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>>152140520
Gardevoir is top pokeslut

>>152139746
Why the fuck is he so incompetent
Any fucking 10 year old can win a league
Why doesn't he open Serebii or Smogon?
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>>152139746
>people seriously think Ash will ever win a league
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>>152140572
No idea but likely not. She'll be just as gone as all the other used up girls Ash has sucked the life out of, in all probability.
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>>152140649
This, desu. He will be 10 years old forever and he and his pokemon will get reset to level 1 at the start of each new region forever. This is just how pokemon works.
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Another new cannon anime episode is out - Rinfags should be keen iirc
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>>152138098
She doesn't even make it into the promotional covers. What do you think?
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>>152140756
Do we finally get the greatest scene of the series?
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>>152141134
Obito doesn't fucking deserve this
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>>152141247
who was involved with today's episode? this shit looks suspiciously like yuuka miyata to me, might be just me though
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>>152141247
>People can still tolerate Pinkshit
That animation is fucking dreadful as well
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>>152141134
>>152141247
COOLEST GUY
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>>152141247
>>152141134
Well, thanks for convincing me not to watch today's episode either.
I just hope the Kaguya and Pottery fights will be done with some semblance of respectability and we can painlessly transition to the novels, which have actual things happen in a somewhat decent pace.
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>>152141453
fuck you ;_;
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>>152135645
>Ichigo
Literally
JUST
U
S
T
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>>152139746
I BLAME KUBO FOR THIS
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>>152141764
Rin is so perfect, Obito doesn't deserve her
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>>152142114
that CGI arm
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>>152141764
Is there a theoretical name for the leader of the five nations? Because that's essentially what Naruto is right now
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>>152142114
>They didn't call Obito the coolest guy
Kinda disappointed desu
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>>152142316
>She still canonically preferred Kakashi
Obito deserves to be confined to dreaming about his waifu
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>>152142509
Is that the episode with Sakura's meme punch will be shown?
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>>152142509
There was at least one frame of 'Kashi's Susano'O, right?
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>>152142667
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>>152142509
Sage of 6 paths mode looks disgusting af
Even edgemaster longcoat mode wasn't this cancerous
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>>152142842
KAGUYA HAD A FUCKING ACTIVE BYAKUGAN
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>>152143027
And Sakura had no way of getting where she was either, plus unless Neji for some reason told her about the Byakugan's blind spot.
Just chalk it up to an empty, meaningless "muh Team 7" moment.
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>>152142403
Gogyoukage or something? "Five Elements Kage".
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>>152142842
>Byakugan grants the user a 359 degree field of vision
>Literally can't be defeated by diversionary tactics at all
But nah, let's just meme it in there so Pinkshit isn't a shit
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>>152143258
>plus unless Neji for some reason told her about the Byakugan's blind spot
she had no way of knowing about that supposed weakness either, never mind her dubious ability to exploit it
Not sure why I cut off the sentence there.
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>>152143320
>>152143258
>>152143027
Team Seven is together again :^)
But seriously, was Sakura ever actually useful in their time as Team Seven?
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>>152143258
The Byakugan's blindspot wouldn't have made a difference because
A. Kaguya tilts her head to jump up and avoid the attack, meaning the angle changes significantly
B. Sakura is travelling towards her, and her dimensions are increasing
C. Kaguya, with her active byakugan, would have been able to detect all movement at all times
Will never not be triggered over this
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>>152143481
Agreed, it makes no sense whatsoever. If you really, really wanted to justify it, some bullshit off screen with Kakashi's mangekyou could be cobbled together, but even that wouldn't make much sense, and it would still be stupid as fuck.
Like I said, it is cheap and meaningless.
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>>152143668
I don't think that actually works on Kaguya, Kamui'ing someone is just space-time ninjutsu and slow as fuck compared to Kaguya's at that. She'd just realize something is gating behind her and teleport.
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>>152143670
Visual prowess as a term has probably been used 200+ times by now, I'd rather another flashback to that bloody swing
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>>152143481
Kaguya is not a fighter, she was probably too focused on sasuke and Naruto to even notice sakura
it's still shit though and storm 4 did it better
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>>152143778
Stupid how Genjutsu: Sharingan now emits a fucking shockwave
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>>152143876
Kaguya always had her eyes on Sakura with an active byakugan, it's the equivalent of staring at football for three seconds as it rapidly approaches your face and not reacting
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>>152143876
>She was probably too focused on sasuke and Naruto to even notice sakura
That's explicitly what Byakugan prevents
You just don't get tunnel vision when you have doujutsu.
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>>152143778
Nagato and Konan don't for one second think how convenient Obito's arrival and the death of Yahiko is
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>>152144258
Yahiko was alive when Tobi showed up for the first time
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>>152144209
I'm not implying it's tunnel vision, only that her attention was focused on Sasuke and Naruto

>>152144123
even if she had her eyes on Sakura, with how much shit is going on and her seeing naruto and sasuke as a threat, she probably didn't notice sakura till it was too late. imagine like playing mobile vidya while walking on the street and running into lamppost it happened to me
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>>152144482
And then he talks about suffering and his perfect world, then they rightfully call him out on his lunacy, soon after Yahiko dies and Obito returns and confronts them

Yet not a single red flag was raised
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>>152144547
>I'm not implying it's tunnel vision, only that her attention was focused on Sasuke and Naruto
That's what I mean by tunnel vision, not from going too fast but by focusing too hard on one thing. Byakugan and Sharingan both completely bypass it, and Byakugan gives you 359 degree awareness. The lamppost thing is tunnel vision, you focus too hard on one thing and don't see the rest. It's physically impossible for that to happen with Doujutsu.

>>152144606
Konan was too sad about the loss of her One True Dick.
Nagato snapped at that moment.
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>>152144664
>byakugan immune to tunnel vision
I actually need a source on that one after reading tunnel vision definition
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>>152144547
She had enough time to see it coming consider Sakura got her meme speech out of the way- and all she had to do was tilt her head backwards
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>>152145110
tunnel vision
noun
noun: tunnel vision

defective sight in which objects cannot be properly seen if not close to the centre of the field of view.

Since your field of view is an almost perfect sphere around you with the Byakugan, it would simply not apply.

How the Sharingan prevents Kakashi from getting tunnel vision (or why others with crazy speed don't need magic eyes to overcome the same problem) is a bigger question.
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>>152142371
so moral of the story is, you gonna go to heaven with your waifu even you are genoicidal maniac?
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>>152145268
Sharingan can see every dust mote at all times so you won't miss any details no matter how fast you're moving or how fast the enemy is
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>>152142403
>>152143318
Whoa
You almost memed on me there, that was pretty close
Real leader is Shikamaru
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>>152145268
are you implying that Byakugan don't have a centre field of view? or at least an adjustable one??
I actually wonder how a Byakugan user will perceive the world, probably like one of those 360° videos in their previews
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>>152145828
No but there wouldn't be an edge to that field of view
At any rate the point of tunnel vision is you're focusing so hard on one thing that you don't notice anything else, which doesn't happen.
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>>152145282
Moral of the story is
>X DINDU NUFFIN
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hjiab anon are you here?
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/964602/d16e1625ae/
thoughts?
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>>152145969
>dickgirl on male
Is that you, "I swear I am not gay but want to watch and endlessly post gay shit" anon?
This general has lived for much too long.
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>>152145901
>no edge
unless byakugan brain works totally different, it's hard to believe
still, byakugan vision is weird
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>>152146070
No I'm the guy who constantly pretends to be him to rile him up. Also I found that comic unironically hilarious.
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>>152146154
>he didn't just die
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>>152146454
The problem with that pic is showing that 360 degree vision on a 2D surface. Plus like you said, how the brain processes such information is open to interpretation - then again the animal kingdom has plenty of examples with independent eye movement and really fucking wide fields of vision, so it's at least in the ball park.
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>>152146502
kek
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>>152146672
agree to disagree??
while I would like to continue this conversation, I think we've reached the end here with the byakugan conversation
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>>152146975
What
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bump
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>>152148882
Man fuck that, I want to see Obito get something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zv7toE87zo
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>>152137823
I'll look into it when I get home.
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>>152150162
It's midnight there, fuck are you doing outside?
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>>152150428
Selling his body, m8
It's a tragic tale
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>>152150428
At work, little homie. Rostered for closing. Paid until 11.30pm, usually not finished before 1.30am. I'm gonna ask to not be rostered for closing anymore, or get paid for it, because I am NOT liking this 'not getting paid' bullshit.
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>>152151519
The life of the poor is truly miserable.
*reclines in curtained bed*
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>>152151607
Hopefully might be leaving here soon for an IT job anyway. I hope it opens up. Either way, what Domino's is doing is illegal, so either they don't roster me on closing, they pay me what I'm owed, or I go to Fair Work Australia and the owners can deal with them.
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>>152151957
Man why are poor people bullied so
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>>152152179
I'm not even that poor though haha. It's work, which is more than some people, and I'm getting $21.18 to wash dishes and drive places, with bonus money if I use my own car. It's literally just closing and staying until like 2am that bugs me, and if I don't get rostered on for closing anymore, I won't be fussed. I'm only casual.
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>>152152664
>I'm getting $21.18 to wash dishes and drive places
Is that...good? I legit do not know.
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>>152152772
Per hour, it's way more than I expected. I expected minimum wage, which is like $16/$17AUD, so $21 is pretty decent. Not getting a TON of hours, but that's expected.
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>>152143027
They don't call it the jobber eye for nothing
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>>152142371
Rin a cute
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>page 10
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who is dangan here
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>>152136352
They're nothing alike, what are you talking about?

Nips are pissed though. This is basically what would happen if NS won.
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>hey anon! I was just in the neighborhood. Man I'm starving! How about we get something to eat, just the two of us?
Wat do
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>>152164168
Tell her cheating is wrong but I'm willing to listen to her marriage problems
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>>152164168
Proceed not to RP with autists on a Macauan macaroni image discussion forum.
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>>152164435
Someone's a debby downer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR17zN8ZIT0
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>>152162276
>This is basically what would happen if NS won.
So Renruki is the most popular pairing in nipland?
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Sarada is cute, CUTE!
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>>152164354
You're a good man, anon
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>>152166339
I have no idea but I only read bleach until the end of the soul society arc and it was the only pairing I somewhat supported.
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>>152167223
you madman
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>>152166339
>>152167223
Ichiruki was by far the most popular pairing in Nipland. It was also the most popular on /a/ for those who didn't just count Ichigo as being alone altogether.
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>>152167089
But she's an Uchiha.
An UCHIHA!

That means she's complete and utter garbage and the series would be better off without the people who created her.
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>>152169141
T. obirama 'the fucking idiot' Senju
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>>152169227
your kind ain't welcome here friend
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>>152169408
>isn't good enough to make the Uchiha accept him
>isn't hardline enough to exterminate them (no one could stop him anyway fuck the council)
>just antagonizes them while leaving them in control and a position of power and raising Danzo to be a fucking unaccomplished imbecile who fumbles it BAD
He's a moron.
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>>152169551
He's gone to ridiculous lengths to acknowledge the Uchiha as a founder clan beyond the other clans, with authority to match.
He's literally gone to the boundary of being sensible out of the goodness of his heart. It's the Uchiha's fault that they are shit-eating bastard fuckers who betrayed his trust and benevolence.
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>>152169887
No it isn't. As a leader he takes the fault for being stupid enough to be benevolent when it was obvious that it wasn't working and still giving them a position of power when he could've taken the hard line. Being nice is not worthy of respect, delivering results is, and that he takes such a hard line towards them AFTER death makes it worse. Also reminder that Madara falling to shit was directly Tobirama's problem.
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>>152170204
>Being nice is not worthy of respect, delivering results is
Under him, the Uchiha the fucking UCHIHA may I remind you, did not do a major chimpout - or, given some of Tobirama's comments, he stopped those that could have been in the bud.

Let me put this way: imagine being locked into a cage with a bunch of rabies-infected monkeys and a group of children who think the monkeys are cool. You take any measures you can to keep it all right, but there are aspects of your situation you can't change, and all you can do is do your best to keep everything calm.
Given the circumstances, he did admirably.
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>>152171098
He directly sowed the seeds of everything that went wrong. Directly.
The Uchiha aren't faultless but he handled it horribly.
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>>152171203
>Directly
How so?
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>>152171319
Killed Izuna.
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>>152171319
>kills Izuna thereby making Madara flip the fuck out - had he not done this Madara wouldn't have flipped out or not as badly. Uchiha are not actually predisposed to chimping out, they're predisposed to take this particular sort of loss worse than others.
>gives the Uchiha power knowing they're unstable but without managing to keep them truly loyal to the village
>Danzo
>segregates the Uchiha
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>>152169141
But Madara and Coolest Guy are some of the most entertaining characters of the series
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>>152171871
>Madara
Yes.
>Coolest guy
No, he's fucking retarded.
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>>152171431
He too had brothers who got killed, it was a perfectly equitable situation.
If he could give up, or at least control with willpower his grief and thirst for vengeance, the Uchiha should have too, especially after not the branches but entire fucking tree trunks of reconciliation offered to them at every turn.

>>152171580
>gives the Uchiha power
They WERE a founding clan, so on one count he expected them to be loyal to the village of their own making, and on another probably got how they wanted to be acknowledged after for both the first and second one in office the village chose someone else.

Giving them authority and trust, probably putting in charge the most loyal ones was pretty much the best he could do.

As for their segregation, at the very least the Hyuuga too have their own compound, and I am willing to bet the other clans as well.
The Uchiha are precisely the kind of elitist assholes who would have insisted they have their own place, so it was coupled with their new powers.

Burden, power, responsibility all mixed. He's not being unduly favourable to them, but he does acknowledge their status and as a result of them wants them to fulfill the greater roles fit for the status they claim.

Now don't get me wrong, I too would have preferred if he exterminated the bastards, or at least sent them off in an exile after an appropriate opportunity. But the man was kind and a good person, his only real flaw not being hardline enough, NOT failing to truly try and make peace.

And the steps that led to things going wrong were all coming from the Uchiha's court.
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>>152172478
>And the steps that led to things going wrong were all coming from the Uchiha's court.
Not according to Orochimaru
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>>152172478
>They WERE a founding clan, so on one count he expected them to be loyal to the village of their own making...
Insofar as they were denied almost all the fruits of that position while the Senju monopolized the important office? Not really. Remember that the police are nothing more than a tool, they aren't ANBU or ROOT, they don't give orders - they follow them. This is pretty easy to see. Don't pretend that the Uchiha are not being logical here, they are - why is it that only the Senju are leaders? Why are we not in the council or something? You might argue that it's all in their head, but if it is it's certainly not a long shot.

>Giving them authority and trust, probably putting in charge the most loyal ones was pretty much the best he could do.
If that was the best he could do he should've gotten rid of them, goaded them into rebellion, killed them.

>He's not being unduly favourable to them, but he does acknowledge their status and as a result of them wants them to fulfill the greater roles fit for the status they claim.
He knows full well what the results are when you give a group embittered by their (in their minds) subservient position power but only the serve. If he doesn't he's just stupid.

>But the man was kind and a good person, his only real flaw not being hardline enough, NOT failing to truly try and make peace.
Completely irrelevant, I said he was a moron which he is for not being hardline enough while also not going far enough for peace. Hell you could argue that his unwillingness to take a hard line when it counts is a problem in and of itself.

>And the steps that led to things going wrong were all coming from the Uchiha's court.
A leader bears the fault for making it possible, ESPECIALLY when he literally changed the situation to make shit hitting the fan possible. He was an idealist who could not commit to either submitting to them or killing them.

>kind
No he wasn't, don't delude yourself, he was all about the 'greater good'.
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https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11646173/1/
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>>152173204
>the Senju monopolized the important office
To be fair, there is only one important job in all of Konoha and getting it depends more on who your master was than what clan are you from
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>>152174145
>implying
There are no less than THREE Senjus in office while there were NO Uchihas.
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>>152173116
>by forming the Konoha Military Police
I addressed why that made sense.
To add: it also made sense to make them the police on the grounds that as founders of the village, they had a sort of authority in backing up and enforcing its rules that wouldn't be present if he made, say, the Akimichi the ninja cops.

>those who keep the peace are often viewed with vitriol
What the fuck does that even mean? In most healthy communities the police are actually respected and perform a valuable service, Kishi must have been watching too much American television.

If the Uchiha were cunts enough to misuse the trust and power bestowed upon them, well it was down to them.

>headquarters in a location that once served as their prison
Wasn't it NEAR/next a prison? At any rate, the headquarters of the clan being tied into the function they were to serve makes perfect sense.

>knowingly chased them to the outskirts of the village
Typically the rich live on the rural outskirts anyway, not the densely populated inner city. Like I said, the Hyuuga did much the same as the Uchiha's excuse for their being butt-blasted on their own.

>you made conditions very favorable for Madara to gain sympathizers
I rather disagree. It was all down to the Uchiha.
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>>152135418
>Best girl won in Naruto
>best girl won in Bleach


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>>152174513
>In most healthy communities the police are actually respected and perform a valuable service, Kishi must have been watching too much American television.
This is incorrect. Psychological studies have been done on this, but a simple way of saying it is - nobody wants to be scolded.

>it's all the fault of the Uchiha
Destroy yourself. Tobirama is literally the only one arguing for his shitfit of a plan which doesn't work in real life any more than it does in fiction.
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>>152175012
Nel didn't win though.
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>>152173204
>Insofar as they were denied almost all the fruits of that position while the Senju monopolized the important office?
It was the peacetime they desired, they could serve as regular shinobi OR military police, which is more choice than the other clans had.
What exactly are those fruits you talk of here?

The Uchiha were granted authority over the other clans. That's a pretty big thing in a society of clans living together, and a degree of power right there, and a role as the right hand of the Hokage. Yes, that includes following orders, much the same way as any other branch of shinobi do.

>why is it that only the Senju are leaders?
Well, the next one coming up was a Sarutobi. The clans clearly have a say in who the next Hokage is, and if you are chomping at the bits to be granted power AND THEN act like a bunch of bitter cunts about it when you are granted it, that might just persuade the clans it's a bad idea to give them more.

>he should've gotten rid of them, goaded them into rebellion, killed them
Given how the rest of the series turned out, I tend to agree. But the man was kind and willing to trust even a group of people who killed his kin, showing exactly the kind of mercy and good nature that got the clans to trust him over some asshole Uchiha.

And what else would you have done for them and their ceaseless demands for power and responsibility, without upsetting the rest of the clans?

>unwillingness to take a hard line
Here's the thing, we are looking at this like a choice between being a Churchill or a Chamberlain when those two extremes are not really applicable here.

His brother had authority and reverence even in death, his wishes from the people and probably even Tobirama himself getting respect. He tried to make a situation he was handed as best as he humanly could.

I agree, Konoha should have been founded after the complete wipe-out of the Uchiha, not joining forces with them. But that's a dream.
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>>152175958
Madara should have won, given that he didn't use Kaguya somehow. There is no valid argument against utopia.
At any rate if you really want someone to blame, go blame fucking Black Zetsu. ALL the problems with the Uchiha come from Black Zetsu anyway.
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are the Naruto gamecube and Wii games the Super DBZ of Naruto fighting??
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>>152175623
>liking lil kiddos

Your kind aren't welcome here
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>>152173609
Speaking of, I have a new question:
What's the most fucked up naruto fanfic you've ever read?
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>>152178030
probably one of those Hinata hatefics
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>>152175012
When did Tsunade win?
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>>152178030
There was this fic were Sasuke used a perfect henge of Naruto to rape Sakura an other girls. Naruto was arrested and tortured for months. I think he was also scheduled for execution too, but I'm think I'm mixing up with one of those kami fics. Anyway, they find out truth but Nardo is now a invalid and Iruka takes care of him. There was more but I got tired of it.

So that or One Man Team.
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>>152180416
Hmm... link?
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>>152180609
Sorry, I don't have it nor do I remember the name. Also, the story starts after the rapes occur. When Naruto is returning to the village after some training.
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I need an Ino and Temari folder, I have mostly NaruHina stuff only
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>>152183060
I've got some Ino, but I tend to post it fairly regularly, last time being the last thread. Well, I post the non-lewds anyway.
Temari I can't help you with.
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>>152185068
is Zamasu the Pain of DragonBall???
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>page 9
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>>152187702
All not-Background-kun drawn Hinatas are wonderful.
And that is because anyone and everyone drawn by Background-kun suffer.
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>>152188409
as a Hinatafag, Temari by background-kun is probably the current worst offender
also the fixed tits looks weird to me, like he drew some boobs on really slim bodies
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>>152178030
It's...complicated. It was a parody fic. All I can say is Naruto's penis gets a mind of it's own starts squirting everyone and helps him win the Chunin Exams and other things. It was pretty crazy.

Oh, and Sasuke gets ass-raped by some Jizz technique, I think.
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>>152188409
who got the worst by background-kun in your opinion?
in my opinion Temari and Himawari
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do you play fighting?
if yes, which

Tekken and Pokken here
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>>152185252
More like the Tobirama
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>>152192794
this is actually a better comparison
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>>152191276
>Himawari
Maybe giving her Down's Syndrome was a writing choice so we would feel worse about Bort's issues with daddy not being home.
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night guys
also it's wizard world gaming time
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It's my birthday /nsung/ post Kimimaro
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>>152194126
Man, I wish the new era shit was looking a bit better.

Incidentally, what are the three changes you'd make if you could?
Hard mode: don't make Himawari the new protagonist.

>instead of permanent escalation of powerlevels, bring them right down, no BBEG, just missions and stuff in this brave new world and a slow, more intel-based plot comes from that which deliberately avoids the involvement of the big shots
>Sausage is permanently gone, Bort learns from Kakashi instead, who gets some nice character moments on comparing the boy to Minato, as well as the way he himself used to be
>Instead of Mitsuki, Metal is the third wheel. More of a sense of humour, but adamant to prove himself in a friendly rivalry against people who have a bunch of shit going for them from birth.
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>>152195151
Well I was with you until that last one.
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>>152195228
I just don't much like Mitsuki, sorry.
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>>152195151
>I want screentime for the characters and none for the ones I don't like
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What if Lee and Sakura had a child?
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>>152195951
It should be in theory the greatest taijutsu user in history.

But it would still be a jobber because of Lee genes and not having either Senju, Uzumaki or Uchiha DNA
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>>152196375
What if Gai and Lee had a child?
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>>152196649
They have a child though, Metal.
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>>152196649
Depends if the based Might genes can overcome the Lee jobber genes.
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>>152194738

Happy Birthday anon!
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>>152197542
But you didn't post Kimimaro for him.
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Who's Naruto and Ichigo's barber?

I need him now.
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>>152195692
>I want more of the stuff that I like (that is, to me, good)
>I want less of the stuff I dislike (that is, to me, bad)
Stunning.
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>>152173116
Ah yes, the man who wasn't alive at the time, had a fascination with sucking Uchiha dick, and would've got all his info second hand. Tobirama literally gave the Uchiha guaranteed employment, and Hashirama went 'Bro, you should've paid them to do nothing. They're the U C H I H A. Just give them everything for free, they're perfect.'

>>152174326
That's nepotism for ya. Every Hokage is interconnected in some way, whether through blood or training.

>>152175154
> it doesn't work in real life
> people don't want job security and guaranteed employment for their entire family
Yeah, no

>>152178030
Ramen. And I only read the small section posted here.
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Finally content with my first multipull, got Kakashi which I wanted, just need Gaara and Kabuto

Anyone else playing this wanna carry me in Cup (B)
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I love the interaction of these two, specially in a cute way! ( ^∇^)
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>>152164435
Wisest choice of action
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>>152166339
Ichiruki is by far the most popular pairing, practically all the series had left by the end
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>>152202882
Doesn't seem to be available in NA yet, or I'd be in
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>>152171203
The Uchiha are the source of literally everything wrong in the series
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>>152195151
>Boruto is no longer a little shit
>Naruto no longer has the "buuuh so much work" moments
>series focuses more on Sarada trying to redeem her family's history
>Boruto just wants find a niche for himself
>Mitsuki's faggot ass vanishes off the face of the ninja world, Orochimaru is imprisoned/killed/sealed PERMANENTLY at the end of the series before the time-skip
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>>152189228
I think I've heard of that one. Something about hard work? The title had "jutsu" in it something, I think.
>>152178030
One Man Team like >>152180416 said. I'm still fucking annoyed it got as popular as it did. Incredibly shitty story, incredibly shitty characters, incredibly shitty cliches.
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>>152171976
Obito was an actual character; one of the few within the series that you can actually sit down and analyze for an extended period of time. I guess Madara's appeal is that he makes a decent self-insert for edgy teens; he's introduced just to make the Kage, the collection of people the protagonist spent the series aspiring to equal, look like chumps (seriously, I don't know why anyone even complains about Itachi when this Gary Stu exists), and blank enough that you can superimpose just about any motivation or background on to him.
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>>152202882
What's dis
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>>152216846
Naruto Ninja Blazing, the new mobile game.
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>>152216904
Available on ios?
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>>152217880
Dunno, check it out.
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>>152218409
only for UK, France and Germany so change your itunes thing if you want it
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naruto is gay nigga shit
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How does Kishi even name is characters? I know most of them don't have conventional names.
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>>152222981
A lot of them are puns, taking a page from Toriyama's book
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>>152157570
Pretty despair-inducing episode we got today huh?
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>>152218468
Aussies get screwed over again
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>>152223252
>>152222981
How do people generally go about naming anyway?
Most of the time I too rely on very small and as easy-to-miss puns as I possibly can.
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>>152227978
Nah, just iPhone users. Aussie Android users could just download an .apk
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>>152222124
>13:39
>14:29
Nice save
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>>152218468
"You have credit store balance, you must spend your balance before changing stores"
What's a good 50c game
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>pull 3 golds
>last super rare is stupid kiba

whew

Also fuck this place is dead, no place to talk about this game
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>>152218468
Is it free?
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>>152231176
Yes but it's freemium, but not pay2win imo because you get a lot of gems to start with and about 3 easy multipulls to begin

If you ever played One Piece Treasure cruise or Battle Dokkan, it's the exact same type of game but with in my opinion better SRPG battle system albeit a bit basic but pretty good overall for a mobile game

Download the APK if it's not avail in your country, if you are on IOS change region to UK if you want english version

Make sure you reroll for a 6 star character, 6 star naruto, 6 star sasuke, 6 star gaara or 6 star kakashi
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Any news on Road to Boruto?
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>>152232505
1 more chapter before we should be getting OC
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>>152195151
Why the fuck would you even want Himawari to the be the new protagonist?
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>>152202812
>people don't want job security and guaranteed employment for their entire family
People generally don't want to feel like they're being used when they are, technically speaking, actually superior. They also don't want to be mistreated - Orochimaru's critique and Tobirama's reaction to Hashirama's criticism implies he wasn't quite as nice and fair to the Uchiha as people here make him out to be.
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They'd of made a good couple.
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>>152233329
>technically superior

No. They possess a heritable strain of mental illness, requiring the secrecy of Itachi and Naruto to keep their reputation from being dragged through the mud. As weapons, they're existence as a liability ultimately outweighed their use, and as people, they were disproportionately unpleasant. The Uchiha was a clan possessed by evil, and it'd be difficult to say that the Narutoverse is a worse place with their passing.

>>152172478
>As for their segregation, at the very least the Hyuuga too have their own compound, and I am willing to bet the other clans as well.

The Nara and Aburame, at the very least, did. The Uchiha were just incapable of cohabiting within a community and, for the long haul, of working within a team.
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>>152195151
>Bort learn from Kakashi
Literally why?
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>>152234453
>They possess a heritable strain of mental illness
Which nobody but Tobirama and Hashirama knew. I understand you hate the Uchiha but they are not the end-all-be-all evil of Naruto.
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>>152234586
>I understand you hate the Uchiha but they are not the end-all-be-all evil of Naruto
And yet more than every other problem in Naruto emanates from them.

The Uchiha clan's psychosis is so prevalent that when you stumble upon an Uchiha, such as Sarada, who does not demonstrate it, you almost have to ask "why."
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>>152234175
No they wouldn't have, in what way do you think those two make sense?

>>152234453
>The Uchiha was a clan possessed by evil,
Specifically they were manipulated by Black Zetsu, as being emotional was not a weakness until you went for the extreme like Madara. You're quite a superior-feeling idiot if you like to pass judgement like so on an entire class of people when it's actually not justified, since Madara / Sasuke types are exceedingly rare and Naruto admits that had he taken one wrong step, he'd be the one trying to burn the village down. You also cannot say Sasuke isn't justified and doesn't have the right idea in throwing out the old system and starting anew - chakra and the tailed beasts are cancer.

>and it'd be difficult to say that the Narutoverse is a worse place with their passing.
It'd be difficult to say the Narutoverse would be a worse place had everyone turned to White Zetsu, it's a massive fucking shithole filled with idiots. Look at all that bullshit about power through friendship or power to the many in a setting where one person can be worth easily a hundred thousand in intelligence, power, or experience. If you bring up the coup as evidence that they were evil, first off Tobirama almost certainly wasn't as nice as he thought he was being or spoke of himself as being - I'll take Orochimaru, who sought knowledge for the sake of knowledge, as more knowledgeable about history than anyone else in the series, and that second off Danzo was the one who repeatedly blocked attempts at negotiation. In the fact of a government apparently pleased to not hear your petitions, revolt is the only way to get change implemented.

>>152234550
Some people are really salty about Sasuke and Orochimaru.

>>152234935
>the Uchiha's clan psychosis is so prevalent
No it isn't. It's actually exactly 3 people - Sasuke, Obito, and Madara, and the last one you could argue isn't actually wrong in any way besides being misled about what exactly Infinite Tsukuyomi does.
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>>152234935
She should have in all honesty, not seeing her father until she was 12 should have triggered it. The Uchiha are a cursed clan consumed by either hate, and she's shown to hate her father
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>>152235838
>not seeing her father until she was 12 should have triggered it
That isn't how Sharingan works, it can't be triggered passively.

> she's shown to hate her father
Not after Gaiden.
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>>152235129
>In the fact of a government apparently pleased to not hear your petitions, revolt is the only way to get change implemented

And their grievance was what? That Konoha wished to relocate them, but that amongst the Aburame and Nara, they were the only clan to prove disloyal? That the people of Konoha supposedly discriminated against them, but that every instance regarding Sasuke or Itachi, shows the villagers kissing Uchiha ass? The Uchiha later repaid the later treatment by attempting to stab said villagers in the back.

>>152235129
>exactly 3 people
The bulk of the Uchiha attempted to betray the Leaf. Even Fugaku couldn't trust these people not to release Kurama.

>>152235129
>You also cannot say Sasuke isn't justified and doesn't have the right idea in throwing out the old system and starting anew - chakra and the tailed beasts are cancer.
Sasuke's vision was to stomp on those physically weaker than him through the application of said chakra. And that's proceeding his earlier vision that involved the outright destruction of Konoha.
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>>152235960
Boruto the movie she said that she her father is a shitcunt who could never be hokage and doesn't want to follow his path
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>>152235960
And what's truly absurd is that the Uchiha could have obtained every bit of power they ever wanted, if they hadn't screwed things up for Itachi. Even Danzo respected him, his peers worshiped him, and Hiruzen thought their clan's heir possessed the wisdom to make a good successor back when he was seven years old.
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>>152236208
Meant for>>152235936
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>>152235960
>Kishi made Fugaku a good guy and moderate
The Uchiha cock sucking knows no fucking bounds
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>>152235960
>And their grievance was what?
Nobody knows what the grievance was, it was never touched upon in detail, but if you believe that they revolted for no reason other than some meme hatred (which, let me remind you, doesn't hit breaking point until Mangekyou), then that's foolishness as the Uchiha are demonstrated to be willing to listen to reason - see Madara, who most certainly was willing to listen to reason until the Tablet incident.

>The bulk of the Uchiha attempted to betray the Leaf
Completely irrelevant if we don't know what their problem is and what led up to it.

>Sasuke's vision was to stomp on those physically weaker than him through the application of said chakra.
It was not. It was to act more or less as a personal surrogate for the bijuu nuke Nagato used and stop the inter-country wars, which actually would've worked given his (literally) god-tier power and plans for immortality. I don't think Sasuke actually wanted to rule over a unified land so much as act as a bogeyman to scare them into place and stop all the petty bullshit, because a far bigger threat looms in front of them.

>>152236213
Hiruzen was an idiot, but while Itachi the Golden Boy may or may not have possessed the ability to become hokage the fact remains that he wasn't willing to push for it. Do you really think the Uchiha, if they knew Itachi was likely to be a Hokage candidate, would revolt just so they could be hokage 5 years earlier?
>muh hatred
But they aren't fucking idiots. If they DID revolt for no reason then the only possible explanation is someone fanning the flames from the outside, in which case they can hardly be blamed since it's so easy to fan even the slightest discontent into revolt.

>>152236583
Or maybe he made them into people instead of just one-sided villains, which is bad writing on any account except for specific cases like Kaguyawho aren't so much evil as possessing blue and orange morality.
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>>152236652
Turning Fugaku from a radical to a moderate was not making him more of a person, it was just dindu-ing the Uchiha even further
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>>152236652
>become hokage the fact remains that he wasn't willing to push for it
Itachi was willing to serve the village. If Hiruzen suggested that he continue to do so as Hokage can you imagine him saying no?

>then that's foolishness as the Uchiha are demonstrated to be willing to listen to reason - see Madara, who most certainly was willing to listen to reason until the Tablet incident
Madara went renegade after Tobirama's suggestion that they hold a democratic election, ruining everything after a hard won peace.

>It was to act more or less as a personal surrogate for the bijuu nuke Nagato used and stop the inter-country wars
Sasuke stated in so many words that he would become hokage whether anyone wanted him to be so or not. He wished to begin his reign by offing the only person, a former teammate no less, capable of standing in his way.
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>>152237330
>Itachi was willing to serve the village. If Hiruzen suggested that he continue to do so as Hokage can you imagine him saying no?
As it were he must have not because there is no logical reason for the Uchiha to revolt had they had a real shot in the near future at gaining office anyway. I'm sure we can say it's just bad writing but right now the Uchiha revolt plotline suffers from the same shit as Sakura's love, which is that there is literally no fucking reason for it. Sakura's love we can just argue is 'muh true love', but the latter can't be handwaved off that way because it's literally not how human psychology works on that large of a scale, barring an outside pressure. If they were all insane that would make sense too but it's obvious they weren't.
>Itachi was stronger than the rest of the clan combined as a teenager
Yeah this is the problem with Narutoverse, that one person is worth half the world combined (or in Madara's case, more than all of the world combined and perhaps more than all of history combined save Kaguya and her immediate kin).

>Madara went renegade after Tobirama's suggestion that they hold a democratic election, ruining everything after a hard won peace.
He didn't though. He went renegade after realizing that still, nobody trusted him.

>Sasuke stated in so many words that he would become hokage whether anyone wanted him to be so or not.
He also said Itachi was the Hokage. He's not using it in the traditional sense of the office but as a metaphor for the person who makes shit work.
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>>152237587
>As it were he must have not because there is no logical reason for the Uchiha to revolt had they had a real shot in the near future at gaining office anyway

Between Tobirama and Obito's commentary on their psychological instability, the behavior of the named Uchiha, to do nothing but confirm it, and Itachi's own level of disdain for his own clan, we have a perfectly logical explanation for why they rebelled.

>He went renegade after realizing that still, nobody trusted him
Which he demonstrated as being a wise choice. Someone who threatens the lives of multitudes and attempts to murder their best friend on such provocation is not a trustworthy person.

>He's not using it in the traditional sense of the office but as a metaphor for the person who makes shit work
As a dictator who keeps people and line through fear.
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>>152238598
>Between Tobirama and Obito's commentary on their psychological instability, the behavior of the named Uchiha, to do nothing but confirm it, and Itachi's own level of disdain for his own clan, we have a perfectly logical explanation for why they rebelled.
Which is only demonstrated by Madara (who had a flawless plan besides from a loophole no one knew about), Obito (who was manipulated into breaking into pieces, he was just fine leaving Rin to Kakashi and dying under a rock) and Sasuke.
Psychological instability is not a fucking reason for rebellion on a scale that wide. As I said, Kishimoto didn't explain the reasons behind it, making it looks exceptionally stupid right now, but the Uchiha have otherwise never done something actively opposed to their goals because of muh hatred and humans in general are simply not willing to risk dying unless they feel a severe, present grievance that can't be resolved other ways. The Uchiha are not actually insane until they get Mangekyo, it's the whole reason why there's a special way to get that eye.

>As a dictator who keeps people and line through fear.
He didn't say that though, he implied 'carrying the world's hatred'. Even if he were to become dictator I don't actually see a problem - it IS peace, and as long as you don't step out of line you have nothing to fear and Sasuke has no interest in setting a bazillion rules, he doesn't actually have that many ideals to enforce. Either way it felt more to me he was planning on becoming a bogeyman like Itachi.
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>>152240503
>wanting Naruto off his dick so it doesn't smell like Ramen
>edge
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>>152242861
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Yo R20 GM I hope you read this in time

So it's my birthday today and I imagine my family will probably want to spend a bit of time with me, though I don't know how late they're planning on staying, so I may possibly be a bit late. Sorry for not letting you know in advance!
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>>152243730
Apologies for the lack of Kimimaro's, happy birthday my man
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>Trying to make memes on photoshop
>Can't even use a textbox
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>>152237587
When did Itachi get AIDS?
It would be the shortest reign for a Hokage3 to be sure, after nigger Zetsu or Obito convince the Uchiha clan of foul play, the revolt would happen still.

If he's for some reason not sick, then White Zetsus can perfectly replicate anyone's appeaerance to frame them for a poisoning.

I could even see Nigger Zetsu getting Danzo involved somehow.

I don't get how anyone can think that any particular change to the story would change anything unless that faggot Zetsu is really killed for good.

I hope Nacho and Sauce actually managed to seal it along with Kaguya, or Kawaki is going to have a fieldday when he meets ol uncle Zetsu.
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>>152243730
It's all good. It's still like 9 hours or so until the game. No biggie.
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>>152243730
I bet you remember what Kimmimaro looks like with his Seal of Earth, but here's a Seal of Heaven depiction by some fan artist, for you m8.
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>>152246134
I didn't know that Kimmimaro had the same seiyuu as Minato.
Same seiyuu as Griffith, Tosen, and Eneru too.
He gets typecasted into a lot of badass characters, I guess.
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>>152244929
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>>152246395
How big your canvas
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>>152246441
800x1900? Or 2032cmx4835cm

>>152246694
Most readable font there was
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What's the best character to use if I love endlessly annoying my opponent?
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>>152246908
Depends on what you mean by 'annoying'.
Any and all Uchiha are obnoxious and OP as fuck, and with the amount of people who dislike them (rightfully, mind you) and their DARKNESS deal is probably pretty annoying.

The Hyuuga Sisters are a good candidate too, especially with a TL Nardo.
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>>152246908
Pinkshit is objectively the worst character in the series, so use her
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>>152247454
And credit where it's due, the games at least make her fairly fun to play even if she IS a complete and utter piece of shit in terms of character.
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>>152247887
The Uchiha are fun to play too though
Madara and Sauce might be edgy but they're fun as fuck
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>>152247921
I wouldn't really know, I don't play them on principle outside of the mandatory story missions.
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>>152248001
You mean you dislike the Uchiha so you don't want to play as them? That's not really 'on principle'.
Madara was right save for the forced Kaguya White Zetsu bullshit prove me wrong
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>>152248075
The Pure land is far better than the genjutsu meme
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>>152248075
>That's not really 'on principle'.
Well, I have a limited amount of time on hand. I could be having fun with a character I like or using a character I dislike. One option is more valuable here.

>Madara was right
Nah. The Plant Matrix denies the possibility of personal development and exceeding oneself, taking steps further as a human being, which is as far as I'm concerned is kind of the whole point.

Based on your personality and background it can also trap you in a mere relief from stuff that pains you, like with Tsunade, rather than actually giving you something positive and worthwhile. Trouble is, that then denies you the possibility of emotionally processing the problems, and something that may simply be a bunch of painful memories now become the new central, defining characteristics of your new subjective world.

It also basically wipes out humanity once that generation it captured is aged to deat as far as we know, so it's genocide too, depriving future generations from existence.
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>>152248535
In which case shouldn't we just kill everyone? I mean perpetuating life on earth is pretty pointless and indeed evil if there's a better world on the other side, we're basically making people suffer in a slum before letting them into the comfy zone with infinite room.

>>152248576
The Plant Matrix is literally heaven, and there's no meaning to 'reality' besides that which is perceived. Hell if it can manage Itachi's Tsukuyomi then you can last there for as long as you want.
Personal development and exceeding oneself can easily occur in an illusionary world, I don't see why not.

>positive and worthwhile
>emotionally processing
These terms only make sense because we need to face problems in the real world - you can't run from them. Logically speaking a world where 100% of people are happy 100% of the time is superior from a utilitarian point of view than one where 70% are happy 70% of the time.
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>>152248794
>In which case shouldn't we just kill everyone?
Yes
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>>152249038
Reminder that true art isn't an explosion.
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>>152249150
Reminder that true art is whatever the fuck you want it to be since art is subjective
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>>152205378
>hating the best boy
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>>152249239
Reminder that I'm messing with Deidaraposter and you fucking ruined it, you jerk.
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>>152249340
Reminder that your memes need work because they're not funny enough which is why I killed it
t. Memel Kang
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>>152249150
Art is a flash of brilliance, captured in a single moment. It piques curiosity and triggers a mix of mix of fear and awe

Art is an explosion
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>>152248794
>Logically speaking a world where 100% of people are happy 100% of the time is superior from a utilitarian point of view than one where 70% are happy 70% of the time.
Happiness is not an absolute and clear term. People manage to be thoroughly miserable in the first world with pleasures and entertainment as easily available to them as any human being throughout history has ever had it, and people find happiness in some pretty shitty circumstances.

The crucial thing is that while the Plant Matrix turning you into a Zetsu goo army was retarded, it does illustrate the problem of subjecting yourself to something else's whims. Self-ownership and liberty do come with the price of consequences and responsibility, but they are more of your own making. The same item/relationship/emotion you gain with effort is appreciated and enjoyed more fully, as opposed to something in an illusory world.

Getting stuff on a silver platter, even in a lesser and more material form has also been tried for the last few decades in the form of welfare, and all it achieved was a human repetition of the Mouse Utopia experiment.

I recognise that's a social experiment, but its effects down on the individual level could well be even worse.
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>>152249384
You're just a wet blanket.
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>>152249408
>Happiness is not an absolute and clear term.
No it kind of is. Happiness is a defined term, but not everyone becomes happy in the same way.
Plant Matrix creates circumstances where you are happy and not to the exclusion of anyone else. They are personalized happiness bubbles created to feel natural and, as, genjutsu, you won't suddenly realize it's genjutsu.
Illusory worlds are identical to real worlds from inside both, so that isn't an argument. The problem isn't getting things on the silver platter, it's a world where you are, by definition, happy. If you don't want it on a silver platter you won't get it. The world gives you what you want to feel fulfilled, you will achieve your goals and feel it is natural in the process, etc. You become the winner. There is exactly zero chance of feeling hollow or feeling unhappy in an Infinite Tsukuyomi.
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>>152249393
Forgor the accompanying stratement: prove me wrong

Protip: You can't
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>>152251380
>Salad chases bolt
I can accept this
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>>152236583
He was a pretty cool guy in the Itachi filler
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I'm considering adding a skill like Knowledge: History, or Knowledge: Lore, since we can assume that a lot of the canon series would be relatively well-known, and it would give the players a chance to use INT or WIS more. If it was something like Knowledge: Lore, it could also be used more broadly.
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>>152236208
Sakura did say later that she has been happier than ever since Sasuke came back
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>>152253694
>Another Uchiha dindu
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>>152247342
>with the amount of people who dislike them
They are ridiculously popular among the people that give a shit about the franchise, otherwise they would have dropped it decades ago
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>>152251380
He might get it through asspull and their kids not having the jobber eye is actually a good thing.

They just need to find a way so their kids avoid the Uchiha crazy gene.
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it's probably a thing of having a huge fandom and hatedom at the same time
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>>152256629
Who the fuck even is that? Some obscure filler waifu?
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Alright, so a) since it's 1.20am, and b), we may be running a little late due to the birthday boy, I'm changing the start time to 8am instead of the usual 7
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>>152257073
Who has silver hair, a red left eye and a scar across said eye?
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>>152257302
Oh.
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>>152257114
I don't know how to feel about this.
Fem Kakashi is fucking hot.
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watching pokemon worlds, mainly interested into Pokken
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>>152259491
>not making Jin Sasuke and Leo Sakura
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>>152261851
why
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>>152262052
Fujos
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post nardo girls in chinese dresses
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Tell me about hair pussy.
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>>152267487
>someone other than me using the hairpussy meme

We're gonna make it bruh
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do you think they argue with each other and have hot makeup sex afterwards?
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>page 9
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>>152267487
>two people other than me using the hairpussy meme
Yes, very good.
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>>152270796
Where did the hairpussy association for Waniko even come from
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>>152271562
Some anon commented on the drawing of waniko saying her hairstyle was very fuckable, and apparently hair fucking is an obscure hentai fetish.
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>>152271840
>obscure
Oh dear, what a pure little anon. How cute.
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>>152271897
Link please? I need to experience hair fucking.
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>>152271967
Just search hairjob. That or look on MGE, there's at least two or three iirc where their main attraction point is their onahole-tier hair.
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>>152255753
It's because of the edgy teens and Japan's eternal, unyielding shit taste.
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>>152272837
Seeing as a lot of people in this general thought Orihime was best girl I don't think we have good taste either.
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>>152273048
Nobody seriously thinks she's best girl. It's all contrarian tearsfags to incite shitposting :^)
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>>152273246
Yeah well, you'd think nobody would think Sakura is best girl either but that's not how it works.
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>>152273318
Taste IS subjective and used for shitposting

Anyone know if that one anon ever wrote that random Naruto summoning idea?
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Have you read chapter 700 or seen the movie? She stalks the hell out of him.
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What's the last vidya you played, guys?
If you had to choose one Nardo character to be permanently moved to its world, who would it be, how would it go?

Tenten would probably be a lot happier in even the Witcher's awful world. Her skills would be relevant there, and she could make good dosh doing mercenary and Wtcher-like work.
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>>152274664
>What's the last vidya you played, guys?
Total War Attila or Skyrim (right now).
In Attila it doesn't matter who I move, they all get btfo by pic related.
In Skyrim whether or not they get btfo depends on whether or not my hyperslut altmer wants their dick.
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>>152274664
>Megaman ZX
>Smash
>Pokken
I don't even know
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>>152274664
>ZTD
The snail was actually Zetsu. COMPLEX MOTIVES
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>>152274664
>Danganronpa
probably Shino or Shikamaru as SHSL Insect Breeder and chess/shogi player
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Spitballing here.

Tayuya survives, replaces Karin. Keep Suigetsu and/or Juugo? Replace with Sakon/Ukon and/or Kimimaro?
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>>152278075
Juugo is somewhat relevant but needs to die sometime during the story. And with him around, Kimimaro could be interesting (clones, resurrection, somehow not dead, whatever).
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>>152278075
Karin is the only medic that had constant use, and she also doubles as a sensor.

Actually, she could seriously be counted among the top ten in either of those specialties. Likely top 3 in sensing. Replace someone else. or just make it a 5 man team.
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>>152278360
Interesting. Assuming Juugo and Kimimaro kept the same relationship, you'd axe Suigetsu from the team or altogether? Why would Kimi betray Orochimaru and why would Juugo follow Sasuke?

>>152280006
Hm, so you'd follow the same role as in canon? I mean, you could just give Tayuya sensing (via sound, summons, etc?), finding Itachi differently, or write it out entirely.

I have a storyline for Suigetsu in my rewrite (if I drop it, I drop Sai; Root is still there though), but I'm still bouncing around Karin and Juugo's inclusion (keeping one, gender flipping Juugo, different Team for Karin) since Suigetsu fulfills their earlier purpose (occupy Kisame).
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>>152281767
Sasuke didn't have Kurama like Naruto to heal all his wounds is the main issue. Biting Karin even refilled his chakra.

Still if Sasuke is forced into actually picking out fights instead of boss-rushing everyone in sight, it would work.

>Not gender flipping Kimmimaro
>tfw no glorious Shikyoutsumyaku/Sharingan babby
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>>152282478
Sure, Tayuya can be made an Uzumaki with healing skin.

I'm not sure where I stand with a Hebi/Taka for Sasuke, but I lean more towards using the actual members (if used) than the Sound 5 with Tayuya and (just) Sakon over Kimimaro for the dead. Besides, I'd keep the EoS pairings as they are (probably) except for one (well, technically two) because it adds a minor storyline that works well for worldbuilding Konoha, clan rules, and Genin teams.
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>>152283738
>>152283738
>Sure, Tayuya can be made an Uzumaki with healing skin.
This, along with Kin Tsuchi being Kurotsuchi are easily the best things to come from fanon.

What about having someone actually take over Sound and using Hebi/Taka and the Sound 4(5?) to get their shit done?

I know Kabuto could do it, but it's a moot point if Orochimaru is still alive.
If Whoever is in charge of Otogakure is willing to do shit like Konoha crush and offer Sauce tests like battles against kages like that, I think he'd consider staying there.
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>>152284319
>>152284319
>Kin Tsuchi being Kurotsuchi
's long lost sibling
Lack of sleep desu
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>>152267361
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I just wish Sasuke won the last fight
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>>152284319
>>152284479
Huh. I haven't heard of that one. Tell me more, Anon.

Well, I plan on using the Sound as an actual village Orochimaru literally moved underground, how Orochimaru is the "Otokage" but there is a leader in name only set-up by Oro and the Rice Daimyo to avoid suspicion and deny Oro's involvement in the village/international incidents (even though everyone knows it's a lie), how the Daimyo has agreements and treaties in place to prevent a squad of Elite Jonin lead by a Kage level from busting in and taking back Sasuke, what life is like there (surprisingly better and worse), and down the line, how eventually half of the military force goes with Kabuto and the other half with Sasuke.
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>>152286410
What would that have accomplished in the story?
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>>152287304
I've only seen it once, but basically Kin gets kidnapped at a young age because having the kekkei tota of Dust release is a possibility.
She wasn't twins with Kurotsuchi in that story, but I think they are actually canonically the same age.
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>>152289979
Who would have thought after Kakashi gaiden that his old teammates would be more important in the final arc than all the non-team 7 Konoha ninjas combined
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>>152253970
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>>152273972
Sarada is worse than Hinata ever was with stalking
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>>152290619
The actual news were "local village mourns the loss of their most special snowflake clan"
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>>152287996
Hm, that's new. Never heard that one before, and I always thought Kurotsuchi was between Naruto, who I thought was the same age as Kin, and Deidara's age.

My only focus for Kurotsuchi is to have her defeat Edo Deidara (not seal) after he's been steamrolling hundreds of Shinobi (like Omoi's group) coming his way; he's guarding the only route towards the enemy HQ.
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>>152283738
If you make Tayuya an Uzumaki with healing skin that kind of kills some of her uniqueness imo. You're pretty much grafting Karin onto her simply for utility.
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>>152283738
>>152292117
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10987746/1/The-Eternal-Torment-of-Tayuya-Uzumaki
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>>152292269
Not every Uzumaki has healing skin. Also
>yuri
>Tayuya being made an Uzumaki
ishiggydiggy
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>>152292117
>>152292269
Well, it was just a suggestion for the other Anon (but yes, I prefer cleaning house by taking away the good from extraneous characters for the sake of streamlining the narrative). Like I said, I might just have Sasuke be alone during those parts anyway. Or have only Suigetsu. And female Juugo. Or the old Hebi.
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>>152292269
>yuri
>Tayuya being made an Uzumaki
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Alright, so we're just waiting on Bink and Joe and we're good. Dunno how long it'll take, since I think Joe has birthday stuff.
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What would happen if you died in the Infinite Tsukuyomi? If someone could realise it was a dream, could they attempt to lucid dream within the Infinite Tsukuyomi? If they died in the dream, would they die IRL, like in the Matrix?
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>>152295754
my answer would be a coma
this scenario reminds me of Danganronpa 2
or matrix like you said
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>>152296015
Yeah. Cause I feel like if you were able to lucid dream in the IT, and if you died in the dream it just sort of faded to black, and then faded back in again, that'd be sick.

Personally, I'd be all for the IT, both to help Madara achieve in, and then be a part of it. I don't give a fuck that it's not real. I'd be happy, man.
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>>152295754
You wouldn't be able to die
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>>152297132
Sure you could. You could commit Sudoku. You could decide to go on a rampage - since nobody you kill is real - until the ANBU put you do. You could make an attempt on the Hokage's life, just for shits and giggles.
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>>152297345
Maybe a rebirth?
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>>152293425
Couple of jobbers anyway
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>>152295754
I think it doesn't work like that. It makes you constantly happy so you'd never do any of that.
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>>152295698
Out of curiosity, do the Japs draw "what-if" families like a chunk of the West seems to do?
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>>152299505
Waniko literally exploded a guy.

>>152299596
Tenten was rebelling until she was told she belonged in the Infinite Tsukuyomi Village. She could've died fighting Hanzo if she just, you know, was too slow, or didn't move, or whatever.
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>>152300014
>Tenten
When was this?
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>>152291236
I don't know if it's implied or not but she either came to that tree every day to watch him train or stayed until he finished. Either way that girl is thirsty as hell
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>>152300086
More like who, amirite?

But yeah, non-canon anime filler bullshit. Still makes sense that if they dreamer has active control of the dream, they can act outside its bounds.
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>>152301705
Fuck what anyone says, Haku is a girl. There's no fucking way that Kishimoto didn't do up all the designs as a female and was then forced to change by his editors.
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>>152301705
Haku is getting a little touchy there.
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>>152301865
Denial isn't healthy, anon.
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I feel like shit
Cheer me up /nsunsg/
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>>152302109
I'll survive.
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>>152302113
>I feel like shit
You are shit.
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>>152301865
Background-kun actually is the one who designed Haku and Zabuza anon
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>>152302340
He designed their clothing.
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>>152302113
Trump will win, or lose
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>>152302113
What's wrong, bud?
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>>152302269
yeah i know
Thats why im feel like shit, knowing that i cant change to be a social outcast
I accepted my fate, however
> "cmon anon you could do it"
Suddenly same person says this not so after:
> "Oh my god you are such a worthless piece of shit"
Normally i would shrug it off but this is ridicilous
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>>152303068
Normalfags. What can you do?
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>>152303246
I cant understand man
We were having fun together and he was total bro then he starts insulting me because i did clumsy move
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> mention the stairs in the house twice
> none of the players have even so much as considered going up them yet
COME ON
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>>152303743
Did you spill a drink or something?
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>>152304191
No, i just bought 3 cigs instead of 2 for him
And im not even a smoker
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>>152300143
Any boruto related doujina?
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>>152305616
No good ones
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Well, they finally found the guy. They're still deliberating on what to do. Not that it matters, they're not gonna catch him.
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Is there any QUALITY moments in Naruto's anime?
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>>152308113
Naruto vs Pain
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>>152301705
Cute.
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>>152300143
She got the Uzumaki Fever without the Hyuuga Repression or Namikaze Levelheadedness to cool her burning loins.
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>>152297345
>You could commit Sudoku.
But you wouldn't want to, because you're perfectly happy.

> You could decide to go on a rampage - since nobody you kill is real - until the ANBU put you do.

But you wouldn't know that. Things would just work out for you.

>You could make an attempt on the Hokage's life, just for shits and giggles.

And something would happen to make it go swimmingly.
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>>152312132
It's okay, because she still has Haruno OBSESSION
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>>152312840
That, multiplied by Uchiha Crazy, is going to make Salad rape Boruto.
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>>152312756
> But you wouldn't want to, because you're perfectly happy.
Depression is a hell of a drug. No one is happy forever.

> But you wouldn't know that. Things would just work out for you.
That's why I wondered if it'd be possible to realise you were dreaming and take control.

> And something would happen to make it go swimmingly.
That'd be hell boring then. A life where nothing goes wrong, ever, would be so dull. I'd legitimately kill myself. If there's no challenges to overcome, there's no point. You never test yourself. You'd go into every scenario knowing, with 100% certainty, that things will work out no matter what.
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>>152312840
If I had been Sasuke I'd probably have spent all my teen years putting Cuckura's birthing hips to use.
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>>152313051
You don't get it, if failing would make you happier, you'd fail. The whole point is that it's whatever you want.
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>>152313254
Except that's literally why the OG Matrix didn't work. The mind rebels from things going perfectly all the time. If failing would make you happier, and you fail, you'd still consider that a win, because it's what you'd want to happen.
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>>152313331
So what's the problem
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>>152313197
PINKBUTT
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>>152313603
Because if what you want happens ALL the time, either a) Matrix happens, the human mind rejects the illusion, and you wake up, b) you realise it's an illusion because NOTHING goes right 100% of the time, you begin lucid dreaming, and it gets all kinds of ridiculous, or c) you get so fucking bored you just kill yourself to see if, somehow, the illusion can stop you, or just to see what happens once you do.
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>>152313883
How do you know? What evidence do you have that that's what would happen? Is The Matrix suddenly taken as fact now?
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>>152313883
Or D) You do fail, but just enough to act as adversity that makes you happy. Some of the infinite tsukuyomi dreams touched on this. Example: Jiraiya giving Tsunade's brother porn doesn't make Tsunade happy, but yelling at Jiraiya for being a perv is familiar and therefore makes Tsunade overall happier.

Infinite Tsukuyomi is a complex genjutsu. It's not the matrix - the rules are adaptable.
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>>152314190
It's one of the main leaders in the 'this world isn't real' trope. It's unknown exactly what would happen. I'm spitballing.

>>152314313
I feel like the Matrix is more complex than mind magic, considering it's 100% technology, rather than hand-waving space wizardry.
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>>152314421
>I feel like the Matrix is more complex than mind magic, considering it's 100% technology, rather than hand-waving space wizardry.

The whole point of the matrix is that the machines have to follow the rules, but humans don't. Magic has to follow even fewer rules.
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>>152314610
The machines made the rules, though. I forget how many times Zion was destroyed. Wasn't it like a dozen or something?
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EN DE TSUNAGAREBA KONO HIBI MO SUTERU HODO KOWARE TENAIDAROU!
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>>152315691
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I'm like 80% sure Joe fucking passed out on us again. Second time and counting.
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Also, game is over. Write-up will be coming...sometime today. Dunno when. Whenever I get around to it. It'll happen, though.
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>>152312132
Don't Uchihas usually go batshit insane over the people they love? Bort better watch his ass.
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>>152318108
I demand it now.
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>>152319472
Nothing happened
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>>152312958
I sure hope so
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>>152319472
Patience is a virtue.

But yeah, as >>152320325 said, not a lot happened. They found the murderer, and he escaped. But they'll be starting Mission V shortly into tomorrow's game, so that's something
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>>152320807
>implying any kiss between those two will be accidental
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Post your starting multirolls from Ninja Blazing

I just realized how shit it is to pull both Kakashi and Gaara despite them being both tier 1 since they are both the same element
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>>152322129
>implying Nardo's was accidental
You don't lock lips with someone for five full seconds by falling on his face
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>>152322136
>Kakashi and Gaara are the same element
Nigga what
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>>152323015
not element element like fire and water but game element, heart and spirit or whatever
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>>152323843
They should have gone with the actual in-series element system, desu

It has five elements and forms a nice little chart just like the shit they use in Dokkan

They could even have combination natures be a rare thing only certain characters get that may not be as explicitly powerful as some single element characters, but serve as unique utility
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>>152324275
The reason they didn't do that is so they could place the same characters in different element groups

A red Kakashi and a blue Kakashi, one more rare than the other

It's for Gachapon and collecting purposes mainly

Also wasn't that made up later in the series into Shippuden?
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>>152324389
They could still do that though, and have different element jutsus be their supers
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>>152324531
>>152324275
Also this game does have the exact same chart

same with the One Piece game

red beating green beating blue and yellow and purple beating each other

It's not called Fire, Wind, etc, it's called Heart and Skill and Body and Wisdom and Bravery

They shouldn't call it elements and jsut type
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>>152324710
> Heart beats Skill
More like Destiny beats Skill
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>>152318691
Does that mean female Uchiha are all yandere?

I still think the curse of hatred is fucking stupid though.
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>>152326421
ALL Uchiha are yandere with the exception of 1 or 2
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>>152181278
>>152180609
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6799882/1/
is it this one?
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We love page 10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VSDMpqYYMw
WTF! ASH Loses Pokemon League AGAIN??? IN KALOS 2016?? The King of L's Forever!

Preach
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>>152330521
I'm still mad
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>>152330710
Ash deserves to lose for blanking Serena desu
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>>152332005
Its not his fault that he has to act like an oblivious asexual shonen MC until a post series epilogue.
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BORUTO Technology Surpasses Old Forms of Warfare -- CHAPTER 4 & NARUTO, KAWAKI!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYQumYGy1uU

The madman just doesn't stop
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>>152317204
Joe had been drinking since breakfast and had to spend all day with his family, it takes a lot out of him

Sorry fampai
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>>152334926
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>>152333560
Nah man, I completely understand. No matter. When did you drop off? If you missed some, check the chat logs so you can catch up.
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>>152338027
I read the logs, I find it funny that Naruto has to play messenger for a fashion shop. Assistant-kun confirmed for real leader of Konoha
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>>152338829
Nah, Assistant-kun knows that Arata and Co are working under Naruto, so he just thought that was the best way to contact him, since he didn't know his address.
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>>152339416
Did I miss anything in the IRC after? I know you sometimes go there
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>>152339416
Speaking of R20 games
What happened to the other game that was supposed to be being planned, did it pan out or did it ded
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>>152339963
Nah, I just spoke to Binkbonk.

>>152340004
My other one? Yeah, they're both on indefinite hiatus. I have my hands full planning one - I still need to do like 70% of tomorrow's mission, including like, the majority of what they're gonna do while on Deliverance. I have no plot point yet beyond 'have a bit of a wander', which could be boring.
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>>152340472
Was it yours or was it that other guy's? Wasn't there people trying to organize another one a few days ago
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>>152340543
Planewrong is still planning his alternate universe one, yes. Still dunno when it'll start but it's in the works
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>>152341118
>>152340543
What happened to Private, STJ, and Kebab? Did they get shit put in?
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>>152341168
Kebab here
im still waiting for Plane to set up the concerete schedule
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>>152341328
Did you send him all the shit he needed or not? STJ and Private were disappeared afaik last time I spoke to Plane.
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>>152341408
yeah i sent him alright
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>>152341408
Fuck me dead
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>>152341842
What
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>>152341874
Haven't been on Roll20 and forgot
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>>152341168
>>152341408
I believe he's only waiting on STJ and Private. And if one of them - dunno which - doesn't reply to Plane, he's getting dropped and the spot will reopen. I think Joe from my game wants in
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>>152341940
Please get on then if you're still interested.
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>>152341940
I suggest you get in touch with him ASAP. If you don't message him on R20, just call him out on here. He'll see the post.
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>>152342027
I'm still very keen, and I posted in the campaign forum apologising for my absence
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>>152342062
I made a post in the forum, and I'll post again once I've hashed out my character
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>>152342146
Not a problem. If you want a hand, let me know. Do you have the Google Drive link?
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>>152342189
I don't have the link, I've got an idea but I think it might be a little OP
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>>152342398
post it in the thread or in the game chat anyway so he can look at it
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>>152342426
I'll write it up after the Wallabies lose, I heard that we're sorely lacking a tank so hopefully that plays into my advantage
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>>152342398
I posted the link in a forum post. Go click it, click 'Request access', and Plane will let you in when he gets the request.

What's your idea anyway? Don't need to give details, I'm just interested in your overall idea.
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>>152342602
I was always interested in the ability to store chakra and was surprised to see that it required perfect chakra control to do it, instead of being standardised so more ninja were capable of using it. A Deidara-esque clay animal semi-sentient being that can store and give chakra. Since giving chakra only seems to be possible through medical ninjutsu or through Biju's, maybe it could be a kekkei genkai or clan ability. Possibly a contract signed at birth?

That's my general idea
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>>152343249
I think Plane is trying to keep us all human. It's up to him, in the end. Dunno how well a semi-sentient clay monster would work.
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>>152344213
I'm human, I have control over a semi sentient animal. But yeah I see your point
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>>152344326
Ah, so you're a human that can like control a golem-like creature? Might be cool.
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>>152344447
That's essentially it, maybe my backstory could be having my nomad clan (like Kimimaro's) exterminated after Hanzo couldn't convince them align with him
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>>152344809
Wait hold up
You're going to be a nomad too?
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>>152344886
>>152344809
I swear I'm literally the only normal ninja in the group
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>>152344975
You all need to be preached to
t. Priestess
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>>152344809
>>152344975
Well, we are an underground resistance movement. By nomad I meant not aligned to any nation, but still a (former) small village. Maybe I looked for work in a hidden village after?
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>>152345150
Meant for>>152344886
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>>152345150
The other three members so far are:
Not!Turkic-mongol-hunnic Horse Archer
Priestess who is for all intents and purposes a mage, not a ninja
Normal dude
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>>152345229
>Priestess who is for all intents and purposes a mage, not a ninja
Literally why
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>>152345082
For every time you get preachy, I will swipe a tag while you sleep
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>>152344809
>2 nomad characters already
Golden Horde when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnA9QQkLg3Q
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>>152345787
Anon me and you could ditch this futile attempt at defeating Hanzo and go raid the lands beyond Suna and Iwa
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>>152345979
if Hanzo pays more than them i say why not
we are mercenaries after all...
>kill their men
>loot and burn their homes
>capture and rape their wimmin especially the ones who possess kekkei genkai
>your children will be powerful ninja steppe nomads who will carry your legacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
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>>152346329
> young teenage ninja defeating Konan and Yahiko, among...others
Yeah you'll literally explode
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>>152346329
>Create a breeding farm of rare kekkei genkai's and sell the offspring off to the highest bidder
or
>Rape and pillage shitholes outside the five great nations
Decisions
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>>152346384
the trick is uniting minor ninja villages and clans under your banner then you are pretty much unstoppable
see: temujin
but yeah i'd rather persuade them rather than fight, at least not until i got powerful horde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtWmQ3tJLxw
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>>152346626
All minor Villages are under Hanzo's domain, or destroyed. And if you think he'll suffer insubordination, you are dead wrong. With an emphasis on dead.
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>>152327353
Yep.
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>>152345550
Her tags expire a day after they're written anyway.
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>>152342189
>Google Drive
w-what?
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>>152349087
On the one hand, I approve of Obito getting cucked.
On the other hand MODS.
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>>152349162
>Obito feared so much about getting cucked that he saved Kakashi's life
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>>152349226
All Uchiha are at least somewhat gay, so Obito's grand dream must have been winning Rin's heart, then prepping the Kakashi bull for her.
For that, Kakashi must live.
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Alright, so it turns out I think I missed the last game's summary. So, here we go...

The game before last ended with Sasuke telling the team to head to the Academy, following the lead, while he went to Naruto to tell him to lock down the Village to stop the murderer escaping. The four of them headed to the Academy, and as they arrived, they noticed Sasuke wasn't there yet. Rather than waiting around for him, they decided to head on in. Both Arata and Renya knew that Shino worked here. Deciding to head to the Director's office, they ran into the receptionist, who remembered Renya and Arata. She quickly buzzed the four of them through, and the first thing they noticed was that Iruka's office was reminiscent of Naruto's - messy as hell and paper strewn everywhere.

They quickly tell Iruka their reason for being there - perhaps keeping a few details under lock and key - and Iruka calls up the teacher who saw the man. While she was on her way, Iruka inquired about the two new faces, Waniko and Fugetsu. The teacher, Airi Anami, showed up, and the team asked her about the man. She told them most of what they already knew - he was acting creepy, she said she'd call the cops, he asked where the stone memorial was, and he left. Wrapping things up, the four of them immediately left for the memorial. At the memorial, Waniko got another chance to roll a Chakra Sense check, and whiffed it. I allowed him to reroll it if he spent a chakra point, and finally nailed a roll with a nat 20 AND a +6 mod.

>>152349135
Check the Roll20 forum. Planewrong did up a Google Drive so we can all dump character sheets and stuff in there. There's a file called 'Character Sheet - New Character', so you can put your stuff into there. Click the link, and then request access from Planewrong. He'll grant access when he sees the request.
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>>152350009
I told Waniko in private that she could feel a chakra trail. It linked to her, not her normal chakra network, but something deeper than that. She felt a tug towards the memorial. In a movement that almost exactly mirrored their target (not that she knew this), she walked over to the monument and knelt in front of it, brushing her fingers across a name in an unknown language. Her stomach lurched as she touched the carved letter, feeling calm. Comforted. She didn't quite understand it. Fugetsu passed an Insight check, and picked up that there is another name in the same language, and at least three names in a third language, another one none of the characters recognise.

Arata passed an Investigation check, and after checking the first language again, he recognised it as Old Noxian, the battle-cant, or language used in combat to stop enemies knowing what they were talking about, of the Shimazu clan. He didn't know anything else about that, except that they live SOMEWHERE off the east coast. At that point, an ANBU Black Ops operator appeared behind them, asking what they were doing. Fugetsu said they were investigating, and Waniko said she didn't understand why, but the name was important. The operator looked at the name, and said that some clans prefer their dead to be remembered in their own language, and that it wasn't too unusual. Waniko asked if she knew who could identify it, but the operator said that she doubted it, and most clans kept their battle-cants close to their chests.

Arata and Waniko let slip that they were looking for a man in a cloak, and the operator got suspicious, asking what the go was. Asking if she had seen anything, she replied that he had headed back to the Village after kneeling in front of the monument for a while. He had apparently given off a weird vibe. Due to rolling so well on the chakra test, Waniko could still see the chakra trail.
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why burrito when already there a perfect uzumaki for her?
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>>152351862
Naruto loathes the very idea of infidelity and he has a wonderful, loving wife.
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>>152350902
They follow the trail back to Konoha, leaving the operator kneeling in front of the memorial. They headed back past the upperclass part of town, away from the Akimichi, Yamanaka and other compounds, and closer towards the 'slums' of Konoha. The trail terminated at the door of a small, two-storey house. It was in pretty poor condition from the outside, but there were lights and sounds coming from inside. The four of them decide to get Waniko to peek at the window, as she'd look LEAST like a pervert if she was caught. That was where the game before today's ended.

Today's game picked up from there. Waniko didn't see anything out of the ordinary - there was an elderly lady inside, bustling around a small, one-room area, getting tea ready, newspaper on the table, the usual. Deciding that, perhaps, crashing through the window, screaming "WHERESTHEMURDERER?!" in their best Batman impression probably wasn't the best idea, they knocked on the door. The old lady opened the door, and after being asked what she could do for them, Arata said they were sent by Naruto for 'a simple census', asking if they could get a few details from her. She thought they were just messing around, and assumed they were here for some sort of school project. Inviting them in, the old lady does that old person thing where they just ramble on whatever they think about at the time. Looking around the room, they noticed the stairs heading upstairs, but there wasn't much else.

Passing a Perception Check, Renya noticed that the lady was, for lack of a better term, slightly distracted. She wasn't mentally impaired, but he could tell she wasn't all there, or was affected in some way. She got uncomfortable when Fugetsu asked to check upstairs, but after some pushing, she hesitantly allowed them up. They entered a room even smaller than the one downstairs, with a TV playing the news on mute, a tape recorder clicking over with the tape still in, a small fridge, and a closet.
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>>152351983
Hinata don't need to know
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>>152352375
This is bullshit and you know it. Please don't push this shit.
Besides, Naruto cucking Sasuke by being a much better father figure to his daughter than he is, without all Sausage managing to do was becoming a Jiraiya-like figure to Burrito is hilarious.
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>>152351995
Renya went over and rewound the tape. What came out was just a string of words, spoken slowly and deliberately, in a soft monotone, in a language he didn't understand. Passing another Investigation check, Arata recognised this also as Old Noxian, the spoken form of the language carved into the memorial. He didn't understand the words, but he knew where the language was from. Heading over to the door that led out onto the tiny balcony, Fugetsu pulled the curtain aside, to reveal a figure crouching on the railing, studying the four of them. He was wearing the dark cloak and cowl as described, and had a mask on, covering the bottom half of his face. The figure glanced at the four of them, before looking past them at the tape player, that was still playing the words. Arata picked up the recorder and held it out to the figure. He tensed up and focused on Arata, but didn't move. Long story short, they attempt to reason with the figure, and communicate with him. It was an exercise in frustration, as everything they said got answered by a small cock of the head and a blank, cold, calculating stare. They get the impression that he's not PURPOSELY difficult, just that he doesn't, or can't, speak common.

After trying in vain for a while, it seemed the figure had studied the team enough. He moved a hand to a throat mic, lets loose a low stream of Old Noxian into it, before turning and, without a backwards glance, dropping from the balcony onto the street below. After spending a few seconds judging if chasing is worth them potentially dying, and they came to the conclusion that yes, it was. Renya, Arata and Waniko leapt the railing, with Fugetsu, ever the gentleman, rushed downstairs and thanked the old lady. Noticing that the four of them were after him, the figure broke into a sprint. They quickly noticed that he was INCREDIBLY agile and lithe, making pinpoint turns, sliding through gaps, using handsprings or flips to keep his momentum going.
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>>152350009
>all those details
uhhh
what im supposed to with modifiers and extra details again?
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>>152355757
fuck forgot the name
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>>152354306
The figure's form flickered whenever he passed through shadows, forcing the ninja to focus extra hard just to keep him in sight. Arata and Renya peeled off from the other two, using their knowledge of the backstreets of Konoha to attempt to get in front of their target. Rolling well, the two of them manage to land almost directly in front of him. None of them knew Old Noxian, but the figure yelled out what could only be a curse as his escape route was blocked. Not missing a beat, however, he swiped his arm across his body, launching smoke out from him. It passed through Arata and Renya, and with a flash of smoke, he swapped places with it, bypassing the two them. He stumbled, rolled and recovered, and continued running. Renya swung around and launched a kunai at the figure, but it skated off to the side by a wide margin. Looking up, everyone realised something - Sasuke had for once done something that he said he was going to do, and the massive south gate was closed. The Village was on lockdown - nobody got in or out without verification. The figure turned around and looked at the others.

Renya suggested contacting the perimeter guards, and the figure, at Renya's words, cocks his head again. He seemed a bit confused. In broken, stuttering common, he asked "Orders?" Having a spark of inspiration, Renya pointed in the direction of the Hokage building, and ordered the figure to follow. Funnily enough, that didn't work. The figure took a shaky step towards Renya, before freezing in place, and saying "Authenticate". Renya grabbed the paper that Waniko wrote the name from the memorial stone on, and held it out, walking towards the figure. The figure skipped back a couple of steps, so his back is nearly against the gate, and spoke more urgently into his throat mic.
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Guys, did #fixstorm4 happen yet, or is FroSenjuis lying backstabbing nig nog?
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>>152356160
#FixStorm4 is ogre
we Road to Boruto nao
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>>152355757
seriously how do i fill this character sheet properly?
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>>152349350
>All Uchiha are at least somewhat gay
Their husbandos are usually worse

>Naruto for Sasuke
>Hashirama for Madara
>Kakashi for Obito
>Kisame for Itachi
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>>152356105
Waniko rolled a Chakra Sense check, and with a wicked sense of deja vu, rolled another Nat 1. It was poor luck that Sasuke picked that time to warp through to them. He took a look at Waniko, his Rinnegan showing him the flow of chakra, and simply said "Still pitiful." The figure's eyes opened slightly as he sees Sasuke, keys his throat mic again, and spits more Old Noxian. Finally, the figure kneels, and with a final glance at Waniko, disappears into smoke. Sasuke notes it was a reverse summoning, and asks for an update. He's quickly brought up to speed by Fugetsu and Renya. Sasuke glanced at Waniko, and told her that he'd be telling Naruto of her connection to the murderer, and how he seemed interested in her, and that he may want to question her personally. She seemed a bit nervous, but she said she understood.

The four of them headed back to the Hokage's office and reported in. After hearing from Fugetsu that the murderer was from the Shimazu clan, Naruto glanced at Shikamaru, and said that it was time for one of Konoha's lost sons to come home. He asked Waniko what happened at the Uchiha compound, and she responded that she doesn't really understand what's happening, but it felt strangely familiar, and that she feels like she needs to help. Naruto nodded, and said that for now, the four of them are done. He ordered a few days rest, and to prepare for a long trip - it's high time that the team had a little chat with the so-called 'Lord of Ravens', and that they'll be leaving for the Shadow Isles, the home of the Shimazu clan, in a few days.

That's pretty much it. Sorry if the summary was worse than usual. Not a LOT happened, and I'm tired as shit.

>>152357002
I'll answer you next post.
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>>152357002
So, character sheet.

1) Enter name and clan.
2) From a set of numbers - 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 - put one in each box in the 'Abilities' section. Put the respective modifier in the Modifier box - -1 for 8, 0 for 10 and 11, +1 for 12 and 13, and +2 for 14 and 15.
3) Using the DEX, CON and CHAK mods, put in your HP, Chakra and Armour Class.
4) Under Skills - select FOUR of the skills and put +2 next to them. Then, of THOSE four, select TWO of them, and upgrade the bonus to a +4.
5) Leave the Inventory as-is. You can talk to Planewrong if you want specific gear.
6) Select an Elemental Familiarity. Put an X in it.
7) Under Details/Abilities/Buffs/Etc, chuck in your character bio, and two or three abilities that you might want. As of now, come up with them yourself, and Planewrong will go over them with you, either in this thread, or on Roll20. Don't go OP with them - Planewrong will work it over with you.

DO remember to check Roll20, though.
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>>152357909
ok i will PM the Character Sheet once i done with it
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>>152358091
Just drop it into the Google Drive. If you've seen it, then you must have access to it. Get the 'New Character' sheet, MAKE A COPY OF IT, don't use the original, and fill it out. Chuck a name on it, and just let him know that the sheet is in the Drive. He'll then go through it with you.
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>>152358091
PM the character sheet to him*
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>>152356691
People actually play this shit?
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>>152357246
Debatable.

Hash and Nardo were the cheerful, overly emotional bufoons of whom you presumed they were at least bi because of their weirdness, who unwittingly baited some faggot but ultimately turned out to be actually straight, and the stuff they got emotional over really was just friendship (hence Sasuke leaving for a decade and Madara fucking right off too after the novelty of the village went away, and presumably Hashirama married Whatshername).

Kakashi is too emotionally dead, and sort of mixed his guilt and shame over his dead father with having failed to preserve a friend's life and all that shit.

Kisame, yeah I give you that one.
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Hey guys. Got some stuff for you.

1/4
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>>152360802
yo TL Anon were you've been?
misssed you man
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>>152360802
Fuck yeah, love me some sweet stuff.
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>>152360872
>keeping the name on
Newfag confirmed :^)
nah but seriously be careful
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>>152360802
2/4
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>>152360802
>walking me home
But was it gentle?
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>>152176971
Pay attention to the series before your dumb ass opens your mouth
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>>152361013
3/4
>>152360872
Sorry, life got really busy really fast. Still trying to translate as much as possible, though. Got a lot of full length doujins in the queue.
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>>152361245
4/4

Oretto's great. "My First" is getting typeset now.
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>>152361429
>tfw Jiraiya is dead so he can't act all sarcastic (and inwardly touched and jealous) at all their drama
I dislike Mitsuki partly because the team's third wheel should have been Tsunade's and Jiraiya's kid.
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>>152361195
>Orihimefag
>not dumbass
???
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>>152361429
Why must you make me sad?
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>>152363030
Hinata may be best girl but even Sasuke is a better character (up until post-Itachi mainly because the whole Itachi was Golden shit just ruined everything up until then).
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>>152361119
Lel.
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>>152363357
>not lurking moar
Come on nigga
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>>152363425
But I'm laughing because I understood your reference?
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>>152363130
>up until post-Itachi mainly because the whole Itachi was Golden shit just ruined everything up until then
It gave him no other purpose in life other than become as edgy and unlikable as possible just so Naruto could be even more of a hero by still loving him even after all that.
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>>152363489
>putting a period after lel
>capitalizing lel
I know it's nitpicky as hell to point it out but it really grinds my gears
inb4 sixty 'lel'
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>>152361647
>>152361195
>replying to an almost two day old post
>taking obvious bait
>implying I watch Bleach

Congratulations, you played yourself
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>>152363634
My bad. I'm on my phone. It does these things automatically.
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>>152363614
Sasuke pre-Itachi fight made complete sense, you can argue he was being extreme and such but it was made very clear from the beginning of the manga that his goal was to kill Itachi and that he wouldn't let anything get in the way. He was somewhat relaxing by Chuunin exams but the triple whammy of Orochimaru, Naruto becoming not trash and Itachi completely ignoring and destroying him but paying attention to Naruto shook him up enough for him to double down on getting power by any means possible, his original goal but this time more extreme as he was hit with a definite sense of stagnancy and being left behind - remember, Naruto was TRASH, the shittiest guy on the block by a massive stretch, and he's being caught up to by him.

>>152363851
If you didn't watch Bleach how the fuck would you know who Nel, a very minor character, is?
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>>152363998
I stopped reading bleach after soul society arc and I know she's the big tittied one who turns into a little girl. But that's because that is pure boner fuel and so I had to know that semen demon's name.
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>>152363998
>Naruto was TRASH, the shittiest guy on the block by a massive stretch, and he's being caught up to by him.
If only somebody had told Sasuke that Naruto was the son of a hokage or about his furry friend with unlimited ninja juice.
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>>152364205
Because at the time only the furry friend was a thing.
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>>152363998
Because hentai
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>>152364516
>nel hentai
s-source, pls
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>>152368260
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Nelliel_Tu_Odelschwanck/1

GG
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So does anybody think Kubo ripped off Kishimoto or was it always his endgame?
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>>152369875
Ending after a time skip with everyone married and kids repeating their parents' stories isn't something that Kishimoto invented
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>>152370106
I mean the archetypes that got paired up
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>>152370168
Nah. Orihime has been the love interest since at least the Arrancar arc. Anyone who didn't get that doesn't know dick about literary analysis.
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>>152370168
Same shit happened in Dragon Ball and Harry Potter
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>>152370782
There was another possible love interest other than Chi Chi in Dragonball?
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>>152370915
Bulma? Launch?
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>>152370915
Suno best girl
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>>152371280
For kid Goku?
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>>152380518
He was an adult by the end.
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>>152375227
I'm starting to really like this pairing. Help.
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>>152388010
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>>152385860
I think he's teen when it first time skipped and he reunites with Chi Chi
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>>152390223
I loved those episodes with those two at the end of the series.
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>>152391823
>>152392413
Do you deliberately seek out godforsaken corners of the internet to find awful shit like this in order to irritate the general into staying alive?
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>>152392681
I'm putting that down as a yes. Please don't make me leave the general for another few weeks, I want to discuss Nardo shit but degenerate shite like this really saps me of the will to be here or debate anything.
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so who were their teammates
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>>152393554
We've seen Minato's but know nothing about them.
Kushina's are unknown.
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>>152360802
>Better than assistant-kun
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>>152361429
But when do they fuck?
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>>152364205
>"We can't tell Naruto he's the son of the fourth hokage, it might make him a target!"
>Is the nine tails jinchuuriki
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>>152369875
Friendly reminder that Hinata had more character development than Sakura, while Orihime was a literally who
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>>152392569
I don't think >>152391823 is too terribly degenerate, I mean assuming you see it as a normal cute parent/child kiss and your mind doesn't twist it into degenerate shit.
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Just waiting on Binkbonk, and then we begin. Meanwhile, I've got like maybe a third of the mission done, no ideas for a plot hook, and no map. I'm very prepared, clearly
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>>152393554
Minato's teammate was the ramen guy, it should have been revealed in chapter 700 desu
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>>152395623
Teuchi was never confirmed as his teammate. He also looks way too tanned to be Teuchi.
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>>152395773
it's Teuchi's wife
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>>152396692
I actually think it's really shitty that Team Jiraiya was never expanded upon. Seeing Jiraiya as a sensei would've been sick as fuck. Beyond the Ame orphans, since, well, that clearly wasn't his best work
> one dead
> one ruling Ame as an international terrorist and God
> one grieving and serving the second, who's using the body of the first, and her lover, like a puppet
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>>152393554
Read a fanfic once where they hypothesised the dark haired one on Minato's team was Hinata's mom.
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>>152388010
You should. They're perfect for each other.
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>>152398047
They're gonna fuck on a mission and Mitsuki will film it while Konohamaru just lays there, super uncomfortable, pretending not to notice
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>>152398327
>They're gonna fuck on a mission and Mitsuki will film it
>implying it won't be sure to bottle some of Burrito's jizz to give to his dadmom as a birthday present
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>>152399895
Okay this is the most haram shit I've seen here in a while.
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>>152400242
>he hasn't seen the Boruto x Naruto ones
fujoshi aren't human, anon

I'm surprised nobody's drawn a threesome yet
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>>152400776
>dolls
I am absolutely not ready. The BJD fujos are some of the most depraved.
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>>152401473
If you didn't tell me that was supposed to be minato I never would've guessed.
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Well, it's the team's day off, as Naruto tries to secure transport to the Shadow Isles. We decided to run it through IRC - well, this section, anyway - so each person gets their own private chat. It's actually really neat, so when the players interact, they actually won't know what the others have been doing.
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>>152403417
More opportunities for Waniko to slut it up
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>>152405587
Bink actually hasn't been doing much, because the moving people picked that exact point to drop all his shit off, except for the three boxes of stuff he needs for literally day to day living.
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The show would have been so much better if naruto got killed off
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>>152388010
Why would anybody not like it?
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>>152393554
Not relevant enough to ever be mentioned
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Time paradox ahoy. Fugetsu is at about midday on the second day, whereas Waniko is about 9am day one, and Arata and Renya are around 11am day one.
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>>152407012
*Sasuke
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>>152407693
Time for some time travel up in this bitch!
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>>152407764
No naruto you dumb fuck. Sasuke is the best character of the show together with other uchiha's like itachi and madz
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>>152407927
Poor bait.

>>152407906
Fugetsu is now essentially frozen in time until the others catch up.
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>>152407927
The Uchiha shit are everything wrong with the series.
>Every single issue leads back to them
>Responsible for thousands of deaths
>Upgrade Dojutsu's
>Second edo memesei
>Mary Sues
>Every single important one is a good boy who dindu nuffin
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This just in, Waniko scared some rapists off a young girl and is now getting surrounded by the three of them. Slut confirmed.
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>>152408637
Don't care about your autism everyone knows uchiha's are the best
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>>152410774
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>>152410312
..continue
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>>152410996
Well, she decided to shoot for incapacitate rather than kill. She used Water Release: Swirling Spear Jutsu, and lanced three spikes of water at her attackers. One got one-hit KO'd, the other is now on 1HP, and the third one dodged. The two conscious ones both missed their attacks.
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>>152411505
Not as hot as I thought desu
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>>152412789
How's this for hot?
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>>152414306
fucking rigged.
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So Waniko just went full Batman, nearly killed two of the guys, and then decided to tell the cops, who immediately put her in a holding cell, because you don't just say "Haha I just nearly murdered two people" and then just walk out of the police station
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>>152417131
You can plead self-defense.
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>>152418572
Naruto just bailed her out, but he was NOT happy
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>>152419469
>naruto
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>>152419469
If the village can pass Sasuke for desertion, terrorism, attempted assassination of political figures, and help start a war then this should be a walk in the park. Waniko dindu nuffin.
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>>152419469
>Getting away with it
Is she an Uchiha?
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>>152423302
She's more likely related to Orochimaru.
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>>152421648
Under what circumstances would this pairing ever happen?
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>>152426612
makes more Sasusaku
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>>152421636
Well, a Shadow Clone of him.

>>152421724
Waniko isn't Naruto's husbando.

>>152423302
Man, /nsunsg/ would shit itself if she was a closet Uchiha

>>152423809
Can confirm that she is not, haha. Not a bad thought though.
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>>152427756
I kinda wanna watch Dragonball Super.
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>bleach fucking ends
>doesn't end up with rukia
>ends up with useless titty monster

what the fuck

>naruto ends
>ends up with useless titty monster
>naruto ends up being a horribly shit father
>could literally run the entire village with shadow clones and spend time with his family
>chooses not to

What's fucking next?

>Guts gets back on the boat
>HxH goes back on hiatus
>a fucking mink joins the crew
>goku gets another retarded powerup

shonen is fucking DEAD
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>>152429784
How do you feel being wrong about everything?
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>>152430593
Why did you make this post
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>>152430742
Because you're wrong about everything.
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>>152431101
Why do you continue making low effort posts that say nothing
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>>152431275
That's all the posts in this general anyway
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>>152429784
Who else would Naruto end up with?
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>>152431404
Sasuke, in all seriousness.

He had the strongest bond with him throughout the entire manga, even when Shippuden fucked up Sasuke's character arc. Not only that but they're the only two characters who were shown to be completely open and honest with their feeling towards each other, and kept going in this weird hand holding mind dome thing that symbolized...friendship or something.
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>>152431573
> a country that is, at best, uncomfortable with homosexuals, putting the protagonist of one of the most highly acclaimed anime of recent times into a homosexual relationship
Yeah, probs not
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>>152431573
>Homosex
>In a manga aimed at 8-18 year olds
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>>152431720
Eh, I guess. But you can't deny that Naruto has a strong focus on male relationships.I don't think there a single strong female/female, or male/female one in the series, outside of PTS Ino/Sakura....that died in shippuden though. and maybe like...Minato/Kushina, and Nagato/Konan for the latter. I'm just saying that it would make the most sense at the end of their character arcs for it to go down like that.
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>>152431573
Maybe in some other universe Sauce is a girl and Kishi wrote the romance of the century
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>>152432005
That's because Kishi is a self-admitted autist who gets embarrassed about writing romantic relationships
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>>152429784
Hinata > Sakura but
Rukia > Orihime
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>>152434737
>ywatch the omnipotent godman didn't see something coming
That was like the entire battle, and it was stupid.
>omnipotent god mans plan was to destory the future(what?)
Wouldn't that just let them train? And prepare for him?

This entire last arc was just...what happened Kubo? You couldn't at least let Ichigo end up with Rukia? And you forgot some characters too...like one which seemed like the was going to be really fucking vital to the story.

This is Kishi tier fucking up.
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>>152435134
>This entire last arc was just...what happened Kubo? You couldn't at least let Ichigo end up with Rukia? And you forgot some characters too...like one which seemed like the was going to be really fucking vital to the story.
Kubo was literally making fun of his manga and his fanbase in the last two chapters. He just didn't give a shit anymore..
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>>152435134
>You couldn't at least do something that you were never going to do and a significant portion of fans merely deluded themselves into thinking was a given?
I'd say to keep the tears coming, but this thread is for Naruto, not Bleach. Go cry to /a/
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>>152435603
>But this thread is for Naruto
>on a video game board
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>>152435727
Yeah, it's pretty crazy
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>>152435134
Bleach has been shit for years, why are you surprised?
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>>152435134
>This is Kishi tier fucking up.
Kishi definitely fucked up most of post-Naruto defeating the final path, but this is on a whole other level
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So have you guys ever read any decent Naruto/Bleach crossover stories?
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>>152436440
Only one. it's very old and it's not perfect but it was amusing to me since it was a basic crossover. No harem or overpowered Nardo.
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>>152436071
At the very least it made sense, and had foreshadowing, and didn't completely fucking forget important plot characters

Obligatory http://bleachrepo.t k/gallery-v3.ph p?url=Theories
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>>152435134
>Thinking Ichigo and Rukia were ever going to be together
You brought this on yourself
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Was anyone else confused by the moral for the FoD fight with Orochimaru? The whole "attack without regard" spiel? Yeah, I get the overcome the fear aspect, but that other half seems clunky. Besides Sakura doing only 1 thing, Orochimaru was literally dozens of times stronger than them. Even Kakashi saw death visions and would have been fodderized.

>Team 7: We need to attack him. It's cowardly to bargain or run away.
>Kakashi: Boy, was I stupid for challenging him.
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>>152438603
Orochimaru was holding back and he was still incredibly powerful. The fight was more along the lines of "he could kill us at any moment if he wanted to", so it was more of a fight for survival over anything else.
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>>152421648
Poor Gaara deserves better.
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>>152438972
I guess. I'm rewatching HxH, and the Kurapika and Leorio encounter with Hisoka is fresh on my mind (in retrospect, despite the obvious differences, both scenes are similar). I dunno, running away seems smarter to me and more in line with Kakashi's decision and the 3rd stage requirements (which contradict the 1st stage).
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I'd like to pick your brains on something, guys.

How prevalent and acceptable (to shinobi anyway) should torture be? Would the Academy give any training on how to do anything of the kind out in the field?

The only thing from the source material is Ibiki's stuff being mentioned and the results of what someone did to him off-screen, plus Jiraiya "torturing" someone by tickling them with a feather, played for laughs.
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>>152440716
There really isn't a need for torture because they can just use genjutsu or whatever it is Inoichi and the intel corps used to get information out of a person.
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>>152440716
There's an entire Torture and Interrogation Division, and the whole Yamanaka clan can literally rip secrets from people's minds. Nobody has any problems with torture except for idealists like Naruto.
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>>152440852
I know, that's why I mentioned it being needed out in the field. There's no Yamanaa nearby to get that shit done.
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>>152440898
Do you think Naruto shut it down after becoming Hokage?
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>>152442131
Doubt it. Likely just doesn't want to know how they get their info
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Can Naruto bring anyone he wants into his mindscape (or whatever it's called) to meet Kurama or is it Sharingan/jinchuriki only?
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>>152443092
There should be some Yamanaka mind meld to make it happen if he can't.
Or just make him learn a tech for it from Bee.
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>>152408637
>Every single issue leads back to them
Incorrect. Every single issue leads to Black Zetsu being apparently IQ 10000000000 and Hagaromo being a fucking idiot because DUDE I CAN READ MINDS BUT I CAN'T READ THAT GIVING EVERYONE THE EQUIVALENT OF A MACHINEGUN EXCEPT SOME GUNS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS DOESN'T CREATE PEACE
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>>152431720
Just make him a fucking girl
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>>152435134
You can more or less see the point where Kubo said 'nah fuck this shit I king of trolls now'.

>>152439942
You can't run from Orochimaru and it's obvious, they were to Orochimaru what Kurotsuchi was to Madara. In the face of someone who may as well be a god you just kind of have to choose a course of action and wing it so they're amused enough to let you go. I imagine it's more of 'we're going to die fighting instead of die pissing our pants' like Sasuke was.
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>>152442131
Yes because he's a naive little bastard and his plan being presented as perfect means that everything he does will work out.
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>>152443450
Suder was gr8. They should have drawn out his story arc a bit.
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>>152446509
If Tobirama had massacred the Uchiha, every single issue would have been solved
>Black Zetsu has no one to spread his degeneracy too
>No Obito
>No Kyubi attack
>No Minato death
>No orphaned Naruto
>KUSHINA LIVES
>No Sasuke
>No fourth shinobi war
>No asspull eyehaxx
>No shitty pinkshit
>No scapegoating Danzo
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>>152432005
>>Eh, I guess. But you can't deny that Naruto has a strong focus on male relationships.
Because it's a battle shounen aimed specifically at young boys? Romance is simply not what the genre, and what this author especially does, it's about camaraderie and rivalry.
Having male bonds does NOT mean they are sexual in any way, no matter what Hollywood insists.
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>>152447415
He was one of the few good examples of a ship truly separated from home, a strain in the crew, basically what the whole fucking show should have been about.

Also made the Betazoids more interesting, which is a hell of a feat after the Troi duo.
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>>152449137
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>>152449472
What does it say that something like that made it into the series, without the mangaka really considering the sexual-seeming implications?
In the genre it's all about loyalty and trying to find purpose for oneself in servitude and duty.
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>>152450142
Also, consider Kabuto deriving his very identity from his service to Orochimaru, without that being sexual either.
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>>152450278
>Implying Kabuto wasn't sub to Orochimaru
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>>152448926
>>KUSHINA LIVES
A good tomato is squashed tomato
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>>152448926
>No shitty pinkshit
Do you think she'd have gone full dyke with Ino if not for the Sauce? Would that have meant the loss of the Ino-Shika-Cho?
Ino deserves better than Pinkshit, whatever the case may be.
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>>152453019
Kushina is adorable and everything Sakura could have been if not for
>fucking Uchiha shits
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Cheers to whoever recommended "The Cost of Living," very good read

If anyone else knows of another good Naruto/Akatsuki/ebil naruto fic I'd love to take a look
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>>152448926
Smh senpai desu
Black Zetsu would move onto the Hyuuga, the Kaguya clan, the Hagoromo clan, or some other exteremly obscure clan that has some connection to the Oosotsukis, and even the Jewzumakis and Senjews aren't off limits, all he needs to do is save some faggot's edgemaster eyes, like Madara.
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When can I start summoning Sneks?
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>>152456482
Except it wouldn't have means to convince them, Zetsu needed the Uchiha tablet (which was only possible to manipulate because of the eyehaxx upgrade)
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>>152456778
Naruto mentions it countless times whenever Gaara, Nagato, and Obito are brought up "I could have turned out just like him".

Did Obito ever even bother with that stone tablet?

Just make them insane enough for them to become disillusioned with reality, find some way to put that damn puppet curse seal onto them, give them a guideline, and watch them go.
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I'm mad tired - and sick - now, so I'll do the summaries tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.
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>>152456601
CUTE!
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>>152457537
how many hours are you guys playing
at least for this session
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>>152462272
Fucking kek. What am I looking at?
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Perfection
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>>152462087
We usually play for between three and five hours per session. We've played sixteen sessions so far.
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>>152431573
There is a strong difference between romance and friendship and autists like you will never understand it.
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>>152463708
>80 hours clocked already
noice
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>>152465041
Well, I'm at over a hundred, since we shit around a lot and don't play whole waiting for people and I've been in solo a lot setting up the game. I also have been in more than most, since I also ran the first mission twice, due to three players dropping.

Planewrong is the only player of the original group still around.
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>>152464237
Although to be fair Nardo and Sausage had a terrible non-friendship that existed solely because of the writer's insistence that they share some unspecified "bond".

I'm using an example from Star Trek again, but fuck it: in Kishi's mind he probably imagined a deep friendship like between O'Brien and Bashir or Kirk and Spock, but due to his incompetence he ended up with the Lensflare Universe films' "friendship" between Kirk and Spock, with more magic and claimed spiritual brotherhood.

Still doesn't provide any actual grounds for homo bullshit, but if you have a pre-existing preference for that, I suppose that's enough for some people.

It also doesn't work to make either a girl, because there you are merely transplanting an unfeasible and unreal bond that shouldn't exist, not fixing it.
The only real change is taking it from a realm even people on a Laosian rope-skipping convention have some knowledge and experience of and know wouldn't work as a friendship, and making it a romance that's in the mysterious unknown, where it can be claimed it works.
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Ded
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>>152465994
>Although to be fair Nardo and Sausage had a terrible non-friendship that existed solely because of the writer's insistence that they share some unspecified "bond".

Sure, Kishi did a lot of backpedaling on their friendship and wasn't able to make it feel real in retrospect, but it still was never more than platonic. There is a vast wealth of difference from a literary perspective between friendship and romance.
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>>152468701
I know, I was agreeing with you, I just wanted to give that anon who initially made the point the benefit of the doubt.
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>>152448926
>>152453117
>No shitty pinkshit
>Ino deserves better than Pinkshit, whatever the case may be.
Was this really necessary?
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>>152470618
Yes?
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>>152470715
Why?
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>>152470812
A need based on the subjective, grounded in the emotional, and arguably also in the objective, grounded in rational literary analysis of her character. We've been through this.
Sakura really, truly is fucking awful and Ino certainly deserves better than Pinkshit.
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>>152471840
Ino acts no better and the same goes for Tsunade yet they get a pass.
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>>152472105
They act much better than Sakura.
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>>152472145
Yeah, because "DUDE, PINKSHIT LMAO". I know the drill.
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>>152472279
No, because they demonstrably act better.
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>>152472910
Yeah, okay. Whatever you say. I'm fully convinced.
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>>152472105
Ino gets called out by Shikamaru for her occasionally unkind behaviour, and more importantly matures out of her character flaws. She can be bitchy but it never gets taken too far, and she does become a good cornerstone of her team, a good friend and a someone dependable, who more than pulled her weight with the army.

For a very unimportant side character, I would say that is pretty fucking good, meaning she does in fact deserve better than Pinkshit.


Tsunade wasn't in the cards until you brought her up, but it works with her too: her flaws are usually much more readily acknowledged by other characters and treated as flaws, she is a mental fucking wreck, illustrating the fate those very traits led her to.

She's also an old and experienced person who went through some seriously sad shit, and being a veteran and leader of that stature means she's earned the right to do what she does.

Pinkshit just does it because chimping out for "comedy" and being a loudmouth little bitch is pretty much the only thing the author knows to do with her.

She gets nothing but token moments of "she's really cool I swear" amidst of endless screentime wasted on her going nowhere, her character flaws are often excused or plain old aren't even acknowledged and Kishi is working his incompetent ass off with trying to MAKE us like her, in ever more new and more desperate ways.

Pink truly is a shit.
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>>152473087
You can feel that way. But don't make it a gag in these threads. No need to bring it up whenever. We already everyone's piece. Nothing more is to be said. It's been told before.
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>>152473003
Reminder.
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>>152473329
>But don't make it a gag in these threads.
It's not a gag when it's a serious thing quite a few people legit believe, anon, even if it does make you upset.

>No need to bring it up whenever. We already everyone's piece. Nothing more is to be said. It's been told before.
Nah, I'll bring it up if and when I feel like it. It was entirely appropriate in that conversation.
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Move on over

>>152473939
>>152473939
>>152473939
>>152473939
>>152473939
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>>152473893
>It's not a gag when it's a serious thing quite a few people legit believe, anon, even if it does make you upset.
"Meming" doesn't really count as "serious".

>Nah, I'll bring it up if and when I feel like it. It was entirely appropriate in that conversation.
No, you just want to cause conflict. There is nothing to gain by badmouthing Sakura. Just give it a rest.
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>>152474246
Both posts were perfectly reasonable and part of a decent conversation, even if it ignites your anus.
Memeing is something quite different than listing Sakura being a complete waste of a character slot as one of the series' problems, or speculating as to whether without Sauce Ino would have been a lesbo with Pinkshit, followed by the opinion that she's too good for her.
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>>152474556
It was still in bad taste. The "DUDE, PINKSHIT LMAO" nonsense was being pushed again. I don't appreciate that. It's not quality discussion if memes are going to be in the middle of it.
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>>152474826
Calling Sakura Pinkshit isn't a meme, anymore than calling Sasuke Sauce/Sausage or Naruto Nardo and so on. It's a fucking nickname, based on the character being both pink in colour scheme and a piece of shit as a character, that has been in wide use for fucking years.
Stop getting your panties twisted over it.

Now, since you seem to acknowledge that it WAS a perfectly reasonable part of the discussion, since you pointedly take issue with calling Pinkshit Pinkshit, I'm taking what I can get and walk away with that small victory.
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>>152475186
>Calling Sakura Pinkshit isn't a meme, anymore than calling Sasuke Sauce/Sausage or Naruto Nardo and so on. It's a fucking nickname, based on the character being both pink in colour scheme and a piece of shit as a character, that has been in wide use for fucking years.
The "pinkshit" stuff is more malicious than those nicknames for Naruto and Sasuke.

>Now, since you seem to acknowledge that it WAS a perfectly reasonable part of the discussion, since you pointedly take issue with calling Pinkshit Pinkshit, I'm taking what I can get and walk away with that small victory.
You didn't win anything. You're still a "Pinkshit" memer bashing Sakura because it's supposed to be "reasonable" and "funny".
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What's your favorite visual of naruto? Mine is a tie of teen with open jacket and no forehead protector and the last naruto
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>>152476620
The Last and Sage Mode (Jiraiya-esque red cloak, when he fought Pein).
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>>152477451
This cloak really rocked, it's a shame that naruto don't used more...
(I would to find a more high res version of this pic)
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Found it, teen naruto is looking damn good in this pic!
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