/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>be bad

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oi one of you fags name my GLAWK

When the meme is so supreme you let out a scream

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>>152115825
1 daps

ayy my nigga autimatic is playing on c9 now.

C9 NA"s LAST HOPE!

>>152115781
take a shower and go outside ya dweeb

>>152116034
it's dark out there

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makes you think

>>152115817
Git High

>>152116386
Aww I missed it

>>152116227
good, get lost nerd.

MIXWELL IS CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>152116538
good, get lost nerd.

>>152116589
i have a phone

which gun do i put a ESL ONE and daps sticker on for supreme memes? Not ak

>>152116674
¥

>>152116683
shove it up your ass manlet

>>152116860
where do I locate my ass manlet?

>>152116807
a strong mind and bicep

>>152116907
hit the gym if you werent so fat itd be easy to find

>>152117082
I don't want to hit a gym, that would be vandalism.

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>>152117131

>>152117131
doubt youd be strong enough to lift your fat arms anyways nerd

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i hope valve releases more anime stickers in the next update

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>>152116996
Not a gun

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vep them nigal yes it will take them away ;P

>>152117328
wow rude

>>152117397
goto reddo then

>>152116679
So rude.

>>152117464
wow fat

why is lounge still adding games when no one can bet

>>152117636
umm?!

/s4s overflow board/

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>WEEB FAGGOT
>HACKING ANIME NERD
>GO GET LAID VIRGIN FAGGOT

>>152117941
ohhh xDDD

>be anime
>watch good
>get bad

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Am Gfinity admin.
AMA

>>152118141
fake and gay

>>152115817
I couldn't afford a fade

>>152118141
Can you just ban a team so they post on reddit about it? Always funny when they complain about admins

40 posts and none of them not a shitpost.

Fuck this general.

>>152118287
What do you want to talk about?

>>152118287
nice contribution you whiny faggot

>>152118287
this is where you go to get your lol on?
yes?

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>>152118272
No because then they spam me on steam. Also that's kind of messed up anon. the reddit threads are filled with bandwagons. If a guy from our tourney goes in there and posts
"OMG GFINITY MEAN TO ME HELP"
there is a near certainty of people replying with.
" i am absolutely appaled how could they will never play there again." even though they don't actually have any proof and it's usually made up or miscommunication.

>>152118190
why is that anon?

i am maker of csgo
ama

>>152118202
fades are disgusting tbqh
and also
>paying insane amounts of money for non-stattrak weapons
what is the point rofl

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>>152118670

>>152118765
why

Imagine being DazeD in that FPL game and having to be all like "damn, Adren you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight corners and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make a team with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his parent's bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam Marine and not only sit in that chair while Morber flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while your dog bleeds to death. Not only having to tolerate Steel's jewish fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on stream tells him he's GOOD FOR AN IGL and DAMN, A NA CS PLAYER CALLS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of streamers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he struggles to keep up with the current match, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "professional and intuitive (for that is what he calls himself)" play-style, the set ups he worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the queue pops for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this pug room before the FPL council could ban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sam "DazeD" Marine. You're not going to lose your future coaching career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>152118924
This is what i can think of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGrmUQAh-WQ

uh, explain this?

>>152119305
tricked rofl

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>steels suicide will happen in your lifetime

>>152119748
tbqh i don't want to see that happen :(

volvo pls unban ibp

>>152118670
Thats why its funny

>>152119748
You know that scene from madmen where don draper and the guy in the elevator are like i dont think of you and i pity you, i pity dazed, i dont think of steel

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>>152120134
Our registration numbers went up after the last thread. The problem is the white knights who take everything at face value. I don't want to deal with that anon :( . Also it's fucked up ethically.

posting from the toilet ama

>>152120556
inside or outside?

>>152120606
sitting on

152120713
(You)

>>152118817
>he pays extra for a counter
lmaoing @ your life right now

>>152120897
ty

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>>152120928
>being poor

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Are competitive matches on Vertigo, Assault or Militia still a thing or it's a nothing but a myth ?

>>152123106
you can find one if you sit in queue for 3 hours

you'll just find derankers though

ded

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who wants to hand out cooldowns?

also what happened to the derankers group?

Holy shit. When people said that the SG553 was "pretty good" I was like "meh, probably a waste of money" Until I saw how fucking insane this shit is. The AK-47 sprays like absolute shit now and I don't think I can ever go back. It's like playing a whole new game. If you're considering getting an SG553, do it right now, you will not be upset.

post vids you dm to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZcm7OfC8ts

>>152126617
should i tweet him that he isnt related to csgo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0

a thousand dollars...

>tfw overwatch killed this game and general

DED GAME

DED THRED

>>152128121
*asks you firmly, yet politely, to leave*

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>>152128121
if we had a mercy she could revive csgo

>>152126617
wait, that sheman has a penis?

new reviewbrah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9k1l2duP_g

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>3 games in a row, 35+ kills with a minimum of 6 stars a game, 1 with 9, all wins, all with less than 6 wins on enemy side
>don't rank up

>>152131328
p l a y m o r e m a t c h e s

this is a fundamental part of how ranking systems work. You need to prove you're better then your rank for many matches, not just a lucky streak.

>>152131583
thanks!

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i'm coming up on my 1000th hour of CS, in general
what should i know by then? i'm in gold nova 4

>>152119748
I thought jews are unable to suicide and they only way they can die is to get killed by human or wait 200 years for natural death

anyway, here are some facts:
1. without csgo pro players valve would not exist, so they should always listen to them and not change anything if pros don't want it
2. ibp guys should be unbanned, because EVERYONE thought it was only for year, so they can't make it a permaban
3. new gun sounds are literally nazism and no one will ever accustom to them
4. we need csgo 1.6 beta client with reddit-made changes

silver is actually hell

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>>152133156
>i'm in nova
>1000h


whatever you've been doing is wrong.

I don't know how someone with these hours still suck at aiming

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>>152133403
>1. without csgo pro players valve would not exist

>>152133156
you should know what to do to get out of gn4 in next 24 hours
or link your match here, I'll tell you what you don't know

>>152133513
that whole post is cancer, don't even reply, I feel sickly replying this this because you replied

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>>152133513
forgive me anon, that was just too powerful of a bait.

>>152134048
you are forgiven

now go use a mp7 4 rounds in a row on comp to truly fulfill this apology

what happens in this thread now I haven't been here since gambling died

(ps don't tell me to go read old threads I'm not going to, so if that's your reply just close your response right now and just don't even type it buddy)

>prime account, LEM
>topfrag occasionally, usually smart team communication

>smurf account unranked nonprime "mg" level
>midfrag, enemy team feels like cheaters, zero comms
Suffering. I just want to play while drunk and not derank.

>>152129874
tfw gf cheated on me with a 45 year old dude

we're both 23 lol

not even joking lol

they went on a 4 day fuck vacation

she says shes sorry lol

>playing with a 4-stack who spend the whole time whining about the map while playing against a 5-stack of blatant cheaters

that was the worst csgo experience of my entire life

>>152135158
she's not sorry if you didn't figure that out

>>152135158
>i'm 23 and I type lol 3 times on 4chan

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>>152135169
the worst csgo experience of my life was playing with a 4 stack that contained a girl

I topfragged all game, but we were losing. the girl was playing like shit all game, and she started blaming me for literally everything. why wasn't I covering her angles and shit, why did I push, why didn't I push fast enough, etc. the other 3 in her stack were all her white knight orbiters so of fucking course all they do is back her up and tell her how right she is by shitting all over me. meanwhile I'm literally carrying our team

then like 2 rounds before the end they fucking kick me, I was white with rage I uninstalled instantly after

>>152135296
lol
>>152135342
lol

>>152135373
similar but not this gay

>top fragging, 30 kills after 9 rounds, 2nd best has 12 kills, bottom frag with 0-2-9
>I die after 3 kills moving towards a site, bottom frag is some bitch that's alone "lurking" tunnels
>ask her to rotate to team because theres only 1 site, with 3 other teamies alive
>she sits
>dies because a ct rushed her
>call her stupid shit out, 2nd frag tells me to shut up and not tell people how to play
>she just sits in silence
>rest of game continues to "lurk" and die

even pro scene women are fucking trash, why can't you play this game if you have a vagina?

>try to lose a game by abandoning in pistol
>team still fucking wins
reeeeeeee

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>>152135739
I FUCKING HATE PLAYING WITH GIRLS IF ITS NOT CASUAL OR SILVER OR SOME SHIT HOLY FUCK

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>>152135875
i don't exactly hate playing with women, most are fucking garbage tbqh, but some are chill and cooperative, plus they give commends out like hotcakes

>>152136220
I mean it depends on ur rank

at lem-global basically every single girl is boosted by her white knights and the experience is always fucking terrible

>>152133456
silver is hilarious

>>152135116
make your smurf prime too

>>152115825
You told me that image would be reposted but it NEVER WAS FUCK YOU

>>152136753
what is silver nonprime mm like I don't want to bother deranking my smurf

how do i join the discord

>>152138403
don't

Ever since the update my "use mic" notification don't show up

Is it just me? I can't tell when my mic is on anymore

>>152138919
voice_loopback 1

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I know how you guys will just dump on me for this but I finally did it I hit 100 kills in valve dm I've been trying for ages it's where I get weekly xp since I don't play mm

>>152141763
why would you block out your name you retard

>>152139593
the sound tooltip notification still isn't showing up

>>152141896
using that you should be able to tell when your mic is on

>>152141948
so the mic tooltip is gone for good?

>>152141857
habit

join my lobby i am lem
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243441453543/76561198168132772

>>152141763
kill yourself

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>>152141857

>>152142096
what region u kuk

anime or straight

is this the whiniest gaming community out there?

>>152143820
no

have u not been in any other video game communities just curious

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http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-defector-idUSKCN10S0CY

hey hey (You) (You)

I wanna be your girlfriend

>>152147449
g-g-gir-girlfriend?!

>>152142060
anyone confirm?

>>152148421
confirm my cock in your mouth

>>152148490
shouldn't you be pewdiepie's comment section you edgy underaged faggot

>>152148634
*suqqs ur cock*

say that again?

i literally want to eat juliano's asscheeks

what's the cheapest undetectable hack?

>>152151338
badster

>>152151338
team gamerfood public

odds - play cs
evens - play DaS
0 - anime backlog

>>152151338
one you make yourself
costs a grand total of $0

>>152142641
nice spinbot nerd.

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>join the official /csgog/ (magog) discord
>everyone is cuter than me
>mfw

>>152154834
you need to lose weight

>>152154545
thanks

>>152154834
we have a discord?

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is she perfect?

>>152155413
unfortunately

>>152156116
let me guess
full with below LE casuals, weebs, erp faggots and idiots

>>152155446
no she is not

>>152156245
its the same as all chats that come from vg, a circlejerk of regulars and weapons grade cancer

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>>152156245
DMG got mad after discovering that watching anime was the only way he could improve in csgo.

>>152156638
thanks for the tip, maybe i can finally get out of silver now

vlade is blatantly wallhacking

will reddit in pajamas ever win a game again?

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>>152155446

How long until NiP buy out disco doplan?

>>152157434
who fucken cares csgo is dead

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>>152121527
>>152118817
>>152115817
>paying insane amounts of money for pixels
ftfy

also >filename

>>152123106
>queue for all maps
>huh, it's vertigo, i used to love playing that map offline when i got into the game
>enemy team proceeds to have a concrete diving competition for 16 rounds straight
th-thanks for the elo, i guess?

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>moss on a rock

Hello my fellow animes this general is now anime general, please submit any complaints to [email protected]

Thank you for your understanding, have a nice day, and game on

>>152161796
I sent an email to your address but I haven't gotten a you yet

Is there any reason to buy FAMAS over UMP?

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is this meme still relevant? i've been out for a bit

>>152161632
need to keep rollin

>>152162012
Thank you for your constructive criticism, we appear to be having technical difficulties.
Please redirect all of your complaints and such to "[email protected]"
Thank you for your time and consideration, and stay cool

How short is Xizt?

>>152162475
>not using cock.li
fuck yourself

is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single olof kill ?

but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.

>>152162847
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/12/cock-li-e-mail-server-seized-by-german-authorities-admin-announces/

Kill yourself.

>>152162983
>>152162847
Everybody, opinions are respected in this anime general but please keep it civil. Thank you for your time and consideration.

>>152163208
hey are you an anime do you have any anime cheats thanks dude

>>152163714
Are you the one who I gave meme co-ownership to

>>152163829
ya

anyone wanna play with EU gn2 prime/non prime
id/animeaboveall

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

>>152161796
Hello fellow anime fan.
I recently ventured out into the wilds of the /o/ board and was recommended an excelent new anime called "Initial D". This should do fine as binge material for the following days.

>>152164232
>have little money
>buy mac10
>have more money than you could spend in the following round
simply ebin

>>152165107
Excellent work, my fellow anime. Soon we will be able to launch a full-scale takeover of this le subreddit

>play serious with no distractions
>lose
>turn off game sound, put on eurobeat on full blast
>win
???

>>152164058
noone? ;w;
gonna ask on reddit then

4 eu silver/nova mm; need fifth. anyone up?

>>152155446
hot

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>play csgo
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good

>>152166106
ye bruh add me on lunarstorm pangkaka02

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>EU

>>152118670
Isn't reddit gloriously immature?

uuuuuhhh gotards???

should i shower tonight or wait until after work tomorrow ?

>>152166791
Always shower when you wake up so you smell good all day. No one cares what you smell like at night.

>>152133156
>>152133473
It's either
>high sens
>not looking at map
>not considering economy
>autistic and arguing with teams

>>152166854
>shower before working in factory all day
what a waste of water and time, famalam

>virtus poo

what happened to aizy? he's literally the worst played in faze now

>>152167374
he's danish

>>152167465
Poor lad

>>152166854
>sleeping in your own filth

kys

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wow, sure am glad we gave that spot to vp

>dead shit game
>still tops twitch

Doesn't make any sense.

>>152167838
faze choke now

which team shuffled who?

>>152168710
fnatic and godsent with each other, allu went to faze, doplan stand-in for pyth

>>152167856
streaming was a fad

>>152166889
I play with high sens, Im global high elo and I can rape your pussy anytime in any am_ map. Stop this meme about sensitivity, some people prefer arm movement some wrist movement if it works no problem.

>>152167917
:^)

>>152169389
*office global

>>152169270
wat de fugg

>>152169492
pretty close 90% of my games are inferno but its not about safe-zone more like I love the map and know every single angle and timing

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>>152169389

>>152169751
kys

you're dmg at best

>>152169647
what an epic post! upvoted

>>152169647
at least wait for someone to reply to your post before shilling it

>>152169647
Who is it?

A reminder to buy your hacks with paysafecard.

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>>152169804
>tfw Im telling the truth

stay long nigga, your low-sens won't help you the least

>>152170107
stay in your office safe zone senpai

>>152170053
I have no idea what this is but you seem intelligent and you put a lot of work in this post. Have my upvote sir

>>152170575
You should watch more ESL advertisements, it will educate you on many things in life.

What happened with all having epic themed surf maps like back in 1.6?

surf_simpsons n shiet
in go they're all ugly as shit n short n boring
kz maps suffered same fate but not as much

>>152170687
probably because all the hardcore surfers / map makers are still playing 1.6

sadokist is such a turbo nt

why is he even a csgo personality

>VP pistol rounds

>thread has been up for over a whole day and only has 220+ posts

crossing the river of styx boys

>>152171478
whats ur problem m8 we prefer it slow

>>152171478
It's the river Styx by the way

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>>152171478
no this game is dead, please leave this general to cute and animeposting

>>152171972
baited EXACTLY for this response

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>>152172105
How does it feel to be... counter baited... for this exact response?
Nothing...personnel

Virtus cucks cant play unless it's lan with loads of money involved

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>>152172585
this guy wins

when does jw play? ;_;

VP really deserved this EPL spot.

post meaty webms

did yanko fuck pansy?

>>152174378
you need a diet fat boy

>>152119748

why is he so depressed, I recall watching him sometime back and he had good view numbers

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lads are we watching the meme match between flipside and mouz

gonna be full of meme bullshit, could be fun

http://www.hltv.org/match/2304051-mousesports-flipsid3-showmatch-csgo

>>152174568
>did somebody fuck pansy
do u even need to ask anon.....................

the slut always has at least one dick in her holes..............

>>152174983
>Format
>The OMEN Challenge between FlipSid3 and mousesports will be played in a best-of-three series with a mr10 setting and boosted startmoney.
>Viewers will be able to vote via Twitch chat on distractions, or so-called "tortures", the players will face during the match.
wat
shame i have to go to bed :(

yo listen up heres a story

>>152177068

all about how

my life got turned, flipped up-side down

about a little guy that lives in a blue world

and all day and all night and everything he sees
is just blue like him inside and outside

blue his house, with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue forhim

>http://fragbite.se/fragtv/video/2907/vuggo-we-wanted-to-swap-jw-for-rain

>>152177182
about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue like him inside and outside

Explain this song to me.

i love what you do dont you know that youre toxic?

>>152115817
No more immigrants

>>152178147
would rain even join the new fnatic? it's literally olofm+4 now

>>152178147
I find it strange that Krimz would join any team just because it was "easy". Especially where it's most likely a payment downgrade and there's no guarantee you'll actually play at top 5 level like you did before.

Given that Olof is frequently mentioned as a part of the problem - i've heard RL and Thoorin both mention his style preference clashed with the rest of the team and JW mentions how friendship failed, which clashes with "we all (but 2 people went with him anyway) wanted JW gone" . I think it's safe to say that Vuggo is just skipping anything that might paint team/olof/himself in a negative light.

twitch.tv omenchallenge

get in here for the memes

breast milk

>>152178840
Explained in the same interview. Because they are all good friends and want to have "fun".

Pronax fnatic > Dennis fnatic > neo-fnatic

baka desu senpaitachi

>>152180485
What a controversial opinion, thanks for sharing bud

>>152180883
thank u remember to upvote and share!

>wow

what did he mean by this?

Who the fuck are all those hacks

>>152182772
*winks and walks out of frame*
o baby a triple

This is the worst kind of memes

can the players see the laser holograms?

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>drop 42 bomb
>tie
?????????????

>>152183889
you had 3 throwers on your team

animehackers are cute!!=?!!?!

>>152184084
please respond

Regardless of the validity of the points made by Thorin about Device on twitter, do you know anything about "professionalism"? Thorin was clearly a big fan of Dr. House and has adopted the same self-righteous attitude of thinking that being good at what he does is a free pass to being a complete prick to everybody. I used to like Thorin for his knowledge and edginess but he is only getting worse as time goes on. These days, he just seems like an anti-social anger-junkie who has found a way to constantly stroke his ego on a large scale. The more I watch his videos, the more I realize that it's all pointless drivel, and we're basically watching him sit there and verbally jerk off. I have never seen someone who loves the sound of their own voice so much. He hardly says anything that isn't obvious anymore, and he spends 20 minutes rambling and reiterating the same point in his videos until he reaches climax. The troves of 12 year-old fanboys showering him with love and compliments are turning him into a bigger piece of shit than ever. CS:GO E-sports no longer needs him now that it's growing into something so big. Before long, "historians" like Thorin will be a dime a dozen, and I'm now counting the days before the scene turns it's back on him for a less immature and abrasive "e-sports historian" (like the LoL scene did).

Real "professionals" don't get to toggle the asshole switch as soon as they clock-out. They are expected conduct themselves in a professional manner even when not "on-duty." It's called "leading by example." The only example Thorin sets is that you can be arrogant and treat people like shit as long as you're convinced that what you're saying is true, and if things get out of hand you can just use the cop-out "it's banter m8." Triggering people 10 years younger than him on social media is not part of his job description.

The only reason Thorin is still relevant right now is because he's the most knowledgeable "esports historian" in existence.

CAN THEY PLEASE START PLAYING

alright, valde is gonna toggle for the third map and drop a 30 bomb

screencap this

>>152184935
But they are playing already :^)

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How do we save csgo?

>>152183889
btw I reported you shitskin

>>152184017
ok man
>>152184084
>>152184314
yes man
>>152185436
oh no man

Has the OMEN challenge started yet?

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Why do they blow it up?
Why not steal it?

What's their end game?

dudes, dudes
our guy
Nick Bunyun
uploaded a new video
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love y'all
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>>152185930
Uh they're TERRORISTS you mong

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Typical NA pros..

>>152186049
Blowing aid...
>this is literally what Americans think terrorist organization do

Terrorists blow up people for political gain and steal equipment and aide.

>>152186192

he was just checking if anyone was on top of that stack bro, that's normal

What does MR10 mean?

>>152186330
>political gain
When did terrorists ever get anything political done through blowing things up?

Why is Nuke always picked for meme matches? lmao

>>152186462
good one :^)

>>152186578
You're fucking dense.

pretty lame for le epic meme match xD

awful challenge lads

>>152184084
fat smelly manlet neets cant be cute

>>152186814
>>152186807
ESL is involved what did you expect?

>restart server
>forget to set it to MR12

lmao

Holy fuck, these tortures are shit.

>>152187990
electrical shock should be 220V

Both of these teams are shit god fucking damn

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>no naked chicks dancing infront of the players
>no real nasty big bugs tossed on the players
>no tossing food on to the players
>no farting on the players
what the fuck guys?

this is an AWFUL stream

I dropped 44 in my first comp match. anyone wanna watch the demo?

This whole poorly produced show is a disaster waiting to happen when they electrocute one of the players to death or blind him with lasers.

>>152189854
yes very much upload to youtube and I will definitely watch it.

>>152188480
>no fingers cut off yet

yawn..

>>152188480
Need Joe Rogan for FEAR FACTOR

>>152190970
kys creep

>>152190970
uggo

bad meme match

Good meme tournaments
>IEM last august
>Christmas best player tournament with underage swedish boipucci

Everything else was trash.

>silly string
Ayyyyy

-pimp
+peacemaker
I fixed liquid lol

>this music
Ok this is funny now

Anyone got a replay of markeloff's headset flying off?

I did not enjoy this.

I agree with Valve to be honest familia:
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/coaching/

>>152190664
uploading

>>152194398
ok thanks anon I am very impressed I will definitely definitely watch this.

just voted to kick a guy in 1st in deathmatch and the vote passed. what a great community

>>152195108
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

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someone name this

>>152195260
how invested are you in this community sir? did i not just tell you what a great community this is? what are you actually trying to do? i love you and your family and your neighbors. god bless your soul.

so /csgog/ what games can i spend $20-30 on that don't suck and aren't cancer?

>>152196057
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>>152196057
Mountain blade warbunda

>>152196647

this desu

my csgo aim allowed me to become the best archer in the land and slay a hundred thousand men, cleaning the land of sand niggers

>>152196647
>>152197406
sounds sick, thanks

>>152197676
It's shit in ways you would never expect something someone would recommend in 2016 would be.

>>152198354
subscribed ;)

>framerate starts halving itself whenever anything happens in game
This is the first time it's started happening too and it makes me look shit because I end up missing a lot due to shit framerate

>>152198354
flagged

>>152198354
enjoy your ban kid...

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>>152195990
Black dildo

>>152195990
Wait, back up.

People are still into skins? What fucking month of what fucking year is it? March of 2015?

>>152200317
I am NOT naming it that!

-ryx
+shroud

>>152201740
Kill shroud irl

>>152195990
call it "fuck off reddit"

>why yes I rate Simple

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reminde

>>152202907
true

lmao HEN1-7 needs to step it up
cloud 9 are a joke

>>152202907
Yeah, but the fill the no gf void pretty ok

c9 shitting on immortals, while echo fox gets 2-0'd by a 3rd tier brazilian team

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BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>152204643
yung stew is my dude, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeIg0c6Fh0

Slemmy 4Head was 4Head the 4Head problem

>>152196057
arma 3 when it is on sale

>boltz

when did skadoodle become so sick again

>>152205164
Tim Ta restored his faith in c9

also
a COACH outfragging his team

what happened to these lower tier hyped BR teams? why are they so shit now? what does fallen have to say about his juniors?

now c9 needs to get machine gun on the team and itll be the best NA team in the WORLD

c9 are going to lose

c9 will lose this match, screencap this.

>>152205823
and slowly but surely kick all the white players and turn all asian players

c9 win this round GUARANTEED

I thought skadoodle was back until he started jumping on stuff

NEW UPDATES
NEW CASE

holy fuck the new skins are ugly as fuck my dudes

>>152206632
WOW EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE GAME IS SOLVE

>>152204593
Eh, EF 2-0'd them yesterday

>>152206632
more useless skins and sounds bravo

>>152206830
why, do they all have stickers of your face on then?

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How am I supposed to rank up? I keep getting matchmaked with people with 'smurf' in their name, and I keep doing better than them, yet I still can't rank up, what the heck am I doing wrong?

I want that glock skin desu

>That new AK
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>152207339
People have "smurf" in their names are never smurfs.

Get a better hack desu

>>152208258
I've actually never seen an uglier skin or worse collection

NEW SOUNDS RANKING :
>Glock
Sounds weak as fuck, burst fire sounds really nice though
>Deagle
Sounds good but i think it's a bit too quiet, should be a bit louder
>USP
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT NEW SILENCED SHOT SOUNDS SEXY AS FUCK

does the new famas really say pegi 16 on it

>>152208580
>>>/autism/

Please never post here again and make this general a better place.