Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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post your all time stats

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How do we fix BadOracle?

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>Peter " Bonjwa " Dager still #1
How does the Mastermind do it?

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>no qt slime hero

PLEASE ROSTER LEAKS

>>152048768
This badOracle can actually carry a game, and has significantly higher survivability.

>>152048919
secret.benis

I couldn't help but notice a distinct lack of necro creeps porn
why is that, dotards?

how do we buff SPEC & SLAR

>>152048797
>How does the Mastermind do it?

Literally by coasting on winnings from Honeypots.

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>>152048696
are these stats good or bad i literally can't tell

>>152049059
>is it bad to average 2 kills and 9 deaths a game? I can't tell

>>152049059
pretty bad yes

Secret.FATA. Screencap this.

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>>152049135
That's his K/D you subhuman, having a 2 k/d is literally cuckold tier but it's not as bad as it could be.

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>>152048967
forgot pic

>>152048817
This video is bait right

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this was your life

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How alt right is this?

>>152049324

>more matches played than MMR

The struggle is real.

>>152049403
I do not try to gain mmr. I'm gonna go up to 4k once I get my behavior score in the 7000s though.

>tfw can't micro for shit

Wat do?
How am I supposed to play waifu siren?

>>152049324
I need MORE PSG & Lelouch weebums and stories

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>>152048696

>>152049513
Don't.

>>152048919
1437 SVG BULBA AUI2K + 1 (was EE till he got invited to EG)

>>152049253
techies is my 2nd most played hero and i always feed after we win a game, but i'm really good at just dying regularly too doing inane dives and initiating at 1 hp
this is at the border between 4k and 5k which is why i'm asking, 4k is a cesspool and i feel like i'm utter garbage considering my win rate isn't even 60%, and 5k hardly appears to be any better meaning i need to press on instead of losing like a babby

>>152049562
EE to EG would be based

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>>152049524
here

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>>152049378
>60% winrate
>3 k/d
Pretty good.
>>152049513
If you're actually too retarded to micro, you could always control them individually and just throw her illusions vaguely at creep camps and waves, then E when they look like they've all arrived at their destination.

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>>152049243
>>152049135
>>152049059
he's either low MMR or plays lots of support

3k matches with above 50% win is pretty good in my book either way unless it's mostly party queue

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>>152049607
however Universe hates playing with EE due to his time in secret, where EE was micromanaging Universe

So Universe might leave EG if that is the case, which would put zai to POS3 +pld pos4
EE - 1
Sumail - 2
zai - 3
pld - 4
ppd -5

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>>152049524
fresh webm

I don't even feel like posting this after seeing sludge's new io meme though like how can i even compete with these memes

his webms are what my webms should be

at least we'll always have poopoo shackle girl

EG: EE, Sumail, Universe, Crit, PPD (Fear retires)
Secret: Arteezy, Fata, Zai, Puppey, Pieliedie
DC: Pajkatt, W33, Moo, Misery, Saksa
OG: -New Blood-, Miracle-, Moon, N0tail, Fly
Unnamed (Possible C9 roster): Aui, MSS, Bulba, SVG, 1437
Liquid: Matumbaman, Reso1ution, Mind Control, Jerax, Kuroky

>>152049710
>ape
>singular
but i see like 5

reminder that you could play dota every single day for the rest of your life and practice as hard as you can, and you will NEVER be TI-level or even regular pro level

why are you even bothering? because it's "fun"? is it even fun anymore? when was the last time you stopped and really thought about if you're having fun or not?

>>152049726
>EE
>EG
nigger fuck off to /a/ where EE would be accepted as a normal human being. he is "that guy nobody likes" yet everybody just tolerates because sometimes he manages to play okay and he's been around for a while.

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Post em, you faggots.

>>152049803
>>Unnamed (Possible C9 roster): Aui, MSS, Bulba, SVG, 1437
>>152049562
sounds like they need our boy RITSU

>>152049827
reaching for that low hanging fruit i see
apply yourself

>>152049403
that is my life

bamboe is so fucking bad holy shit

>>152049882
PPD invited EE to join EG in the past, plenty of people like and respect EE.

>>152049880
I had fun in my recent matches, yes.

>>152049793
They look like people that have only been playing dota for a week but you know they've been playing for years. Mind boggling

>>152049882
EE already played with EG last year during starladder

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>>152049880
But why wouldn't I become TI-level?
I'm just doing what they did to become good.
>having fun
Only a retard would play this game for fun.
I play this game to be a credit to my race on a field of violence and to remind all the impoverished internet cafe-bound nonwhite subhumans playing against me that the white man will always lord over them no matter how far away we are.
It's that and the thrill of the kill that keeps me coming back, and nothing more.

>>152049947
it needed to be said

>>152049562
Aui carry is literally the worst ive ever seen, Aui EG carry on EG made Loda look like Shadow

>>152049990
>plenty of people like and respect EE.

And it will get them 13th every time

>>152049882
>a while
3 years isn't a while in the DotA scene. Plus he hasn't achieved anything.

>>152050108
shadow isnt even good
wings isnt good

>tfw I actually believed in the third reveal hype
Thanks, dotards.

>>152050058
>But why wouldn't I become TI-level? I'm just doing what they did to become good.
because they are more dextrous, more intelligent, and have faster reflexes

>he believes in a just world
>he believes anyone can do anything they put their mind to

>>152050058
>pig stylized arcana for bomb/suicide themed hero
really makes you think

>>152050058
now this is a gem of a post
i'll have to give you a 10/10 for this lad

what if Flesh heap had an active that blocked 50x amount of flesh heap stacks in physical damage

would pudge be not shit then

>>152050175
or 1st at a Major

Is it worth it to unbox the battle pass treasures and sell, or just sell the cases?

>>152050267
Maybe if it gave charges of damage block for the ammount of stacks you have, with a cap for maybe like 5?

>>152049803
the sheriff is back

>>152050018
>they

hey, me and necro did nothing wrong. The dire, though, are suffering from the fundamental tunnelvision that infects 2k play (the reason I started chasing the ogre is because my PA was in their jungle and she was rotating toward everyone all game successfully)

>>152050267
what if we stop buffing heroes every patch
wait till kunka gets buffed again and becomes bigger cancer than sd and mirana combined

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>literally

>>152050267
What if flesh heap gave int instead of str and instead of hook he would have an orb that scales with his int?

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>>152050189
And?
I've still got time to become that level, if anything.
If I just don't make it after a while, and end up having spend all my puberty and then some practicing a game I was predestined to never be good at, THEN I'll take my own life, but for now it remains to be seen.
>>152050390
The cases are always worth more.

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>there are actual envy fans in this thread
>there are actual envy fans at all

>>152050267

Pudge meat hook is already GoodBatRider, GoodVengeSwap, and GoodNyxUlt

His Wex is GoodRadiance, GoodOmniAura, and GoodPulseNova

Why does Pudge need more buffs? He is already pretty brainlessly effective

>>152050267
pudge will forever be shit until he is a good hero ignoring the hook entirely, because the hook is unreliable as fuck and pros hate unreliable, even if its extremely powerful

they can buff the hook to hell and back and the best thing that will happen is that he gets drafted with another hero to stun before the hook, he will never be picked on his own merits by himself.

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>EE is actually going to EG

Which team do I support now

>>152050176
Got carried at Shangai by w33 and misery to win a major

>>152050523
It actually means Peedur is getting kicked

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>>152050470
having spent*

>>152050523
thank god it wasnt arshitzy, i believe in peter, he can contain the autism.

>>152050470
>plays techies
>is french
hello my brown algerian friend

Why wont bone just go back to offlaner?

>>152050570
Literally no evidence of that and a lot a against it

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>>152050387
>1st at a medium sized LAN
>13th in a world tournament

Sounds about right for someone that's extremely underrated and burn out

>>152050515

Pudge Meat Hook can be used as a zero range 360 pure damage nuke on 4 second cooldown.

Oh wait, Timerbsaw does 720 pure damage with chakram on an 8 second cooldown in an AoE.

>>152049880
if i play 10 solo games 6 will be ok, 2 will be amazing and 2 are awful experiences that kill my desire to play

stacking as 5 is fun if i'm not the highest mmr, if i have to carry people 1k below me i get stressed because i'm too much of a tryhard

>>152050646
>he can contain the autism.
Yea I doubt it if he couldn't even deal with EE-light aka Aui

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>>152050663
>implying either
I'm just pulling frogs out of my gigantic misogynist school shooter toad folder.
I can assure you that I'm both white and american.

>>152050673
t. EE fanboy

>>152050646
goodPPD the president of estonia didnt managed it

>Io didn't win the arcana vote
The memes are dead, let's give the hero with dozens of cosmetics even more cosmetics

>>152050942
I don't care, I don't want fucking Io pickers on my team. At least Juggernaut is a decent core.

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You try to walk thru a door with your gf but this man blocks your way.
After asking him to move he says that people dont ask him he asks people then he slaps your gfs ass and laughs in estonian.

what do you do?

>EG.EternalEnvy

What's funny is that EG will be an anime team if EE joins

>>152051084
how to go from a T1 team to a T3 in one super simple step

>>152051080
Buenos días, mi presidente

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For putting Io in the electric chair!

>>152051080
Ask him to do it again obviously

>Some are born to rule. The rest are born to bow before them.

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>>152051080
>laughs in estonian.
annex his country in less than an hour

>Enemy Elder titan rushes eul
How do you fight against this bullshit

>>152051240
Clement Ivanov is russian himself

>>152050697
>manlet
>bald
>ginger
>fedora
>slav
>grill

it is a tough roulette you make us play my man

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At what point did you guys stop playing ranked?
I reached 5k and I'm quitting ranked forever, it's too much of a hassle.

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>>152051492
You're supposed to just abuse international ranked between TI seasons, dingus.

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>>152051634
>buying a goypendium

>>152051492
>I dont play for mmr I just want to have fun in normals
well said my good sir! Here have some reddit gold :)

>>152051240
Estonia has trained thousands terrorists to enter Russia and genocide the civilian population. You didn't hear it from me.

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What's it gonna take for him to be good again?

kaipi throwing this game btw

>>152051821
What the fuck are you even talking about

>>152051947
He hasn't taken his pills, go easy on him

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PPD?

>people say TI3 is the best one because of the finals only.
joke desu.

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>>152051885
bash chance during battle trance is doubled

base int from 13 to 15

so now that Cr1t is joining EG and Zai is joining Secret

is Cr1t goodZai, or is zai goodCr1t or is Cr1t badZai or Zai badCr1t

ps if you are either danish or swedish you are not allowed to answer this question ty

why does ppd have such a boner for sumail?

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You rang?

>>152052112
source idiot

>>152051885
Timber is really OP right now

>>152052115
sumail is basically his son dude

charlie said sumail and PPD are the closest on EG

>>152049884
>tfw can't post mine
I'm was on top 15 Jakiro, now I'm top 30 because haven't played much while TI was happening.

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>>152052123
>clueless outdrafted chinks
uhhh peter?

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>>152052296
Post it famajam, top 30 is still workable.

>>152050494
It really is baffling, the guy is so damn inconsistent I can't see EG doing well with him, especially with an ego like sumail.

>>152052296
What site is he using

>>152051492
>calibrated at 4.7k back when it first came reach 5.7k almost immediately
>im that good
>first losing streak (-100+)
>quit ranked forever, it's too much of a hassle.

>>152052280
source?

>>152052296
go ahead synderen

>>152052280
so ppd is an actual cuckold

How Do I get out of normie skill guys?

EG: EE, Sumail, Universe, Crit, PPD (Fear retires)
Secret: Arteezy, Fata, Zai, Puppey, Pieliedie
DC: Pajkatt, W33, Moo, Misery, Saksa
OG: -New Blood-, Miracle-, Moon, N0tail, Fly
Unnamed (Possible C9 roster): Aui, MSS, Bulba, SVG, 1437
Liquid: Matumbaman, Reso1ution, Mind Control, Jerax, Kuroky

>>152050284
Are you creep cutting to stop pushes anon?

Are you abusing your illusions to steal the other teams farm?

You really don't need RTZ micro to win with Naga in 3k, shift queuing move and attack orders is good enough.

Just don't be a farm vacuum, leave your woods to your team and farm where they can't.

>>152052425
play cores
if you can't play cores, then learn to farm, learn where the enemy team is, know when to push, know when to back, watch the pros

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The current state of EU in one picture

>>152052371
yasp.co

>>152052352
I don't want /d2g/ adding me on steam, having PSG is enough.

>>152052413
kek

>>152052430
u got this from ur ass? The only source that is actualy legit is the RUHUB stuff from v1lat.

>>152052442
Yeah

I do, but only after I get Radiance, by which time because I took years to farm it taking the enemy's jungle doesn't matter to them anymore.

I'll keep trying.

>>152052430
Watch OG win the majors again since n0tail is on a position where he can actually do something.

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I really hope EEtard doesn't join EG. I'll have no one left to root for.

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>>152052371
yasp

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>>152052541
>I have no proofs
Just fucking post it nigger, no one is going to add you.
Unless of course, you're lying.

is this game worth my time and money?

>>152049884
I'm the 51050th slark
get on my level scrub

>>152052541
>having PSG is enough.

if ur so high and mighty at jareko then message me so i can see who it is. I won't tell

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>>152052541
>>152052613
What do you guys think? Be gentle.

>wake up
>people still pay real money to EternalEnvy for him to play Dota 2

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>>152052692
>money
it's free
>time
that's for you to decide

>>152052692
that depends do you think you'll likely finish top 8 in a ti?

>>152052602
I'll be rooting for EG even harder, there's no excuse for Arshitzy now.

if EG places better than Secret, with Eternalautism on it

my fucking GIGAsides will nto be able to handle it

>>152052681
>that panicked trying to run around
lol fucking rekt

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You are now PPD , how would you deal with this mans autism?

>>152052774
what's a ti, probably not

>>152052692
it's worth it if your time is worthless

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>>152052747
good player/10

Someone plz post ppy saying delusional little faggot ty

>>152049803
>EE on EG
>DC getting rid of resolution for piecat


what a fucking disaster. I guess Secret are my boys now

What's more boring, autistic tryhard dota streamers or the olympic games?

>>152052681
>>152052736
I prefer you guys thinking I'm lying.

>>152052747
ok/10

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>>152052886

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Newfag here, I've seen this PSG acronym here and there, what does it mean?

>>152052925
thank you, puppan

>>152052851
a pillow while he's sleeping

>>152052925

Well memed, my friend.

>>152052947
it's a namefag you should ignore like always

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Is pitlord literally the only thing coming next week?

>>152052947
Paris Saint-Germain

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>152052947
PajamaSlamGjamma
It's a player nick

>Enjoy your prime moments, they aren't happening again.

Did he know all along that he'd join EG?

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>>152052947
It's the name of a 40 year old man with multiple wife's sons who is moving toward getting on a chinese team for ti7.
>>152053046
No, 6.89.

>>152053046
New postgame UI, maybe the second part of the comic too

The balance patch is most definitely reserved for the New Journey update

>>152052947
attention whoring trashcan
recommended course of action is hiding and ignoring

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>>152053046
no , I'm planning a fap spree next week after C90 doujins gets translated

>>152053152
i dont want a balance patch, I think dota is almost perfect now

Why does d2g have so many namefags

>>152053132
dude u can insult me at dota all u want but dont dare suggest fucking cuckold shit.

>>152052918
If you're on my friends and you're ranked that high on a hero I can figure it out. Unless you don't have a public dota profile in which case, you don't get to talk

>>152053132
>No, 6.89.
No. They would have said included that in the announcement. 6.89 is coming with the next major update (presumably "New Journey")

>>152049803
Fake and gay

>smash is in my game
didn't know he still played dota
i wonder how badly he regrets blatantly matchfixing

>>152053189
Erina a shit. Nikumi a best.

>>152053261
lmao'ing at ur delusions rn.

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EG.EternalEnvy
EG.ppd
EG.zai
EG.Arteezy
EG.ixmike88

The nightmare team

>>152053125
it was just playful banter

Peter Dager @Peterpandam 1 Jan 2015

NO STREAM I AM TRAINING HARD FOR d2L 2015 WILL BE GOOD YEAR FOR TEAM EVIL GENIUSES MOTIVATION DEDICATION AND A POSITIVE ATTITUDE WOOOOOO
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EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 1 Jan 2015

@ppdDota you are broken, just like me.
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Peter Dager @Peterpandam 1 Jan 2015

@EternaLEnVy1991 nah im a game-winner enjoy ur 2nd places PUNK
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EternaLEnVy
@EternaLEnVy1991

@ppdDota Enjoy your prime moments, they aren't happening again.

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I refuse to believe that the greatest mind Dota 2 has ever known, ppd, would be stupid enough to invite a retard like EternalEnvy to join his team.

>>152053309
ask his dick size

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>>152053189
reminder that masturbation makes you bad at dota

>>152053274
You should see other generals

I miss /d2g/ pre-TI2 though

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>>152053039
>>152053074
>>152053132
>>152053153
Okay, I have a good idea now. Thanks for letting me know

>>152053132
jesus, how braindead do you have to be to think that a dota clip needs slowmo?

>>152053351
EternaLEnVy is the best player in the world.

>>152052692
Its free and it depends if you want to learn how to play this game. Its better to play with friends

>>152053516
>fEEd

>>152049803
Lol
stop with your bs
EG.arteezy is happening
also EE mid with ritsu carry
Miracle- leaves OG

afaik for now

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>>152053351
PPD might be the Mastermind but even he didn't expect this time travelling mad man from ruining his plan.

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>>152053446
About as braindead as you have to be to get in games with retards like these.
>dark seer ion shells him like he doesn't know how the damage works.

>>152052925
>tfw sitting up straight best I can but my S shaped NEET spine won't straighten out

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JUST

>>152053351
that sounds like doubting to me kiddo

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GOOD FUCKING LORD I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY BE SO TRIGGERED IF EE IS ACTUALLY ON EG

>>152053595
>Rightclicking on items in quickbuy instead of having a hotkey for them
triggered

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>>152052512
you dont have to play cores to win games and get higher skill
no ranked cos im not high enough level, i dunno if i even like the idea of the banning spam at the start of games, or the taking turns picking phase. game is much more fun when you just discuss a team composition and then pick what you like at the end of planning.

>>152053727
that's the thing that bothers you the most in this webm?

>>152053446
I slow mo'd it to highlight the fact that dazzle is doing about 2500 damage to heroes in that clip. It's not something you see often.

>>152053595
i'm so glad i webmed this moment it's really the best one. still makes me laugh every time the DS casts ion shell on me

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>>152053712

>>152053727
yes

>>152053727
I grew up playing FPS, it's much quicker for me to right click on the item than it is to move my left hand across the keyboard to some F key that I have to try to identify by touch. Sorry your mouse hand is slow.

I've never ever used that quickbuy bind though I control the courier exclusively with binds.

>>152053712
#roadtokoshien

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>>152053781
Who /position5only/ here?

>>152053783
>getting triggered by PSG the royal court clown of /d2g/
??

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Why exactly are people believing some retard on a throwaway reddit account?

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>believing reddit roster swap rumors

>>152053785
Yeah I know I've seen healbombs before, you don't need slowmo to understand what's happening

>>152054036
>.jpg

your dotabuff posting skills are position 6

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Is it possible to win with Tony without Io?

Does anyone else here use WASD camera controls?

>>152054054
it looks cooler in slowmo.

>>152054109
yeah but you need to rat like a massive faggot
aka do the opposite of what OG did in their game

http://www.strawpoll.me/10993477
http://www.strawpoll.me/10993477
http://www.strawpoll.me/10993477

>>152053906
>using a mouse in any way comparable to a keystroke

>>152054049
who else is gonna carry EG? Ritsu? lmao

>>152054165
kill urself, save me the pain

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>>152054291
this man

>>152054415
Mason outright said that Ritsu is better than him tho

>>152054284
>two travels
That match was already lost, had 3 guys dcing.

>supports are cucks
I just don't enjoy been useless for 20 minutes, and when it's time for me to come online, the game might already been won/lost.

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>>152053906
my purchase quickbuy is alt+capslock, it's a flinch of two outside digits. similarly, shop is capslock. i too prefer fps to rts, but this works quickly and usefully.

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>>152053858
>>152053948

Even though sumail is an asshole I still admire his thirst for glory despite already winning a TI and swimming in cash.

>>152054256
.....you have to adjust your hand position and blindly hit an F key to use the keyboard.

the mouse is for moving across the screen. If you cannot instnatly move to the quickbuy area and buy from it with 0 difficulty with 0 lag time, you are slow on the mouse. I played FPS at the highest levels. You grew up in cover shooter era. You are slow.

See you in Quake Champions. BTW, I will be playing against d2g kids for MONEY in that game since you wanted to shit talk me for the past 3 years. :)

>picking eternalretard
>not some young blood pubstar
Come on peter, we all know that even barnyy would be better than fucking fEEd

>>152054165
VANSKOR used wasd for camera and for a while he was the best CIS support player

is wasd worse than mouse? maybe
can you go pro and reach 7k with wasd? yes

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>tfw no good streams on
>tfw penis is so small lI'll never be able to satisfy a woman

>>152054579
>capslock for anything
triggering

>>152054653
>is wasd worse than mouse? maybe

it's not though, why would you think that

>>152054713
well you can fix one of those singsing

>>152054653
it's just personal preference

now, we can ALL agree QWEDFR is better and more efficient than legacy keys for abilities, right?

>>152054713
i know both of those feels my friend

I use ASDFQW desu

I gotta poop

4 decides where I poop

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>>152054857

>>152054931
Nuclear reactor.

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>Pajkatt for Resolut1on
The new dota season hasn't started and DC is already garbage

>>152054738
capslock for shop is because 80% of the time i close shop by pressing hotkey, therefore capslock is off. alt+caps is just for extreme convenience, and i reset my capslock by habit at this point anyway.
don't you talk toy our teammates on mic though? surely.

>>152054751
it's far slower panning than my edge pan settings, and occupies valuable keyboard real estate when you don't use alt+[ ] for your spells/items.
it does have the massive advantage over edge pan in that it doesn't require you to move mouse to corner of the screen away from important clicks, though, but this steelseries rival mousewheel is so annoying that i couldn't possibly get used to using camera drag either.

>>152054931
benis

>>152054713
PSG HERE

should I stream for low mmr dick anon?

Also anon, you must ganbatte. Even if your dick is small, the pleasure can acquire from hard substance and work. Go to it!

>>152054931
your moms bed

>>152054931
ur mom's chest

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I'm sad guys...

I miss Bruno
I miss 2GD
I miss Tobi
I miss WoDota
I miss PlayDota
I miss 2005
I miss WarCraft 3
I miss being young

Hold me /d2g/

>>152054931
valve's offices

>>152055065
i have flexor tendonitis in my middle finger from draggng the camera around. it actually threatens to make me stop playing dota

I'm looking at hacking my mouse to have a touch sensor where I basically put my finger over the area and it simulates a mouse3 click. would have to sacrifice scroll wheel

I bought a rival for approximately 1 hour, the scroll wheel was BRUTAL to click. steelseries mice suck imo.

also
>capslock for voice chat
??????? voice chat goes on V in every game except for some games where it goes on F

>Arteezy, Fata, Zai, Puppey, Pieliedie

Fata is going to destroy Secret, isn't he?

>>152054931
POO IN LOO PAJEET

Yeah fuck your camera movements. What item keybinds do you use? Do you have all 6 bound or are you a scrub that can't handle that many actives?

Ex-HONfag here so I use ALT + (Q,W,E,A,S,D). Tried using keys like V or spacebar but I'm so used to my current setup. The only problem I found is that occasionally I'll ping if I'm spamming an item like blink.

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>>152055156
I didn't need those feels

>>152055297
In order:
Z X C
Spacebar (for boots) Mouse5 Mouse4

>>152050494
it's been years and I still dont understand how is that possible

>>152054931
In the toilet

>>152055297
1-5+space
>playing micro "intensive" heroes
LOL

>>152054931
In here
>>152047309

>>152051215
>>152050895

I was out of dota since the last 4 months. What is this meme exactty?

>>152054931
>current year
>not using the designated street
I mean, COME ON...

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>>152055156
i really didn't need these feels today anon

>>152054816
A fixed position is better if you're starting now but in the end Dota2 is a relatively slow paced game.
Fingers can get really quick with practice and mastering legacy keys is easy compared to learning an instrument.

>>152055297
1-4 + space for wand and then blink + mouse 4 for phase boots or force staff

>>152055297
middle mouse camera drag
123 zxc items, alt for quickcast
qwerdf skills
select hero on spacebar
f4 courier
f1 all other units
5, 6, 7 control groups

>>152055498
delusional little faggot
http://imgur.com/a/pidIZ

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HEHEY /d2g/ it's your boy ice faggot here to deliver some HOT NEW ITEMS you guys are just GONNA LOVE

I was talking to reddit (He's my significant other) and were thinking about letting supports have an extra 1000 gold on spawn because too many redditors were dying and were very poor.


Our new item is called "crimson vanguard". and it's either going to be overpowered as shit or so bad that it's irrelevant. Just another QUALITY UPDATE I've got for you guys heheh!


Make sure you buy our new $35 hat this fat je- I mean gabe newell thought up of!

Also we're merging US east and the south american servers because they're practically the same thing at this point

>>152055218
no no no
capslock is shop
voice is numpad-enter and n
and i don't see how you could ever use mousewheel with your middle finger, my fingers are too long for that. rival mousewheel sits in the middle of my middle middle finger joint, so i use my index finger for scrolling, and middle for rightclick.
and whoops im stupid, this is sensei raw, not rival. apparently rival is better than this, though if the mousewheel is as bad or worse, i still wouldn't give it a cent of my money. this scrollwheel is a joke.

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>>152054931
sorry you guys took too long

I gotta go

>>152055580
t. mad mid player

>>152054931
>Gaben's office

where are you fagbags getting EE to EG?
literally 0 source for that

>>152055583
i have short fingers and i use claw grip and a claw grip mouse.

trying to convert to using the thumb button for camera drag. works just as well.

>>152055694
WINNAR

>>152055082
Do it.
I will masturbate my shrimp to your biutiful voice and missed last hits.

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Who is your favourite /vg/ pesronality?
pic related

>>152055859
uhh, nevermind

i'm also gonna need that ganbatte back. see, this is why i started keeping my ganbattes in these washable silicone sleeves.

>>152054165
I use both. Sometimes drag pan too.

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>>152052909
olympics are cute!

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>>152055758
yeah this would be good if my thumb tip didnt cover up both side mouse buttons, it makes them both equally awkward to use. similarly, my pinky completely overshoots the symmetrical m6/7 on the other side.

>>152055297
ADGVm4m5 items
QWERTF spells
CSHB attack stop hold move
f1 courier, f2 deliver, f3 haste, f4 purchase sticky, f5 scoreboard
capslock shop, alt+capslock purchase quickbuy
PLM missing top mid bot
i think Z does something but idfk what
its a mess

>>152056068
bit too thick desu
face is absolutely 11/10 though

>>152055065
WASD lets you check the enemies items etc while
microing units on the minimap. If you need more keys you can just shift one or two rows to the right and there is no reason you can't use both WASD camera and edge pan.

WASD might be better for playing pos 5

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nth for na_podhvate

>>152055218
>steelseries mice suck imo.
Yeah, on my Sensei the side buttons tend to get stuck and clicking the mouse wheel just doesn't feel right.

I like the form though and I'm too cheap to buy a Zowie because they're probably overpriced shit too.

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>>152055156

some of us are still using our 2005 connections, though I don't miss wc3 or 2gd

Bruno, yes, I think he fucked up by working for valve but I think he's set for life because of it

I wasn't aware wodota went away, I still enjoy watching the zillions of videos and feeling superior because none of my friends and coworkers understand a single thing going on in them

we are electric my friend

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Thoughts?

>>152055156
>ywn hear this after another excellent cast ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
jdims

>>152056498
Do not buy Zowie. They are literally the worst brand of mice with the worst quality and they got their reputation by viral marketing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdMH5_DtyC8

BTW I contacted this company directly twice and spoke to people for extended lengths of time and they didn't help me.

Buy logitech mice only. The end.

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Soe is back again

http://www.redbull.com/de/de/esports/stories/1331812259252/red-bull-heroicks-dota2-soe-interviewer-announcement

I told you she'd return

>>152055297
ZXCV Space 5 for items, something like G would probably better than Z though.

1234 control groups F1 hero F2 all other units F3 courier

>>152056771
Needs money for new manga

>>152056669
Bretty good

>>152056068
Would you lick her armpits?

>>152056771
>this paragraphs long fellatio of someone who "Belongs" in the scene yet puts forth no effort and has no actual discernable talent in any way whatsoever

gee i wonder if she managed to jump between the scenes of multiple games because she's better looking than 999/1000 other girls who wanted to be involved.

>>152056860
no

>>152056860
yes

>>152056941
Soe is literally one of the esports old guard, she's been doing this shit for almost a decade back when there was no dosh in it

>>152056860
can you ask again?

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>>152049059
guess mah mmr m8s

>>152057043
And look how far she's made it! Oh wait..

>>152057076
3k
Keepo

>>152057113
She's Blizzard's official #1 slut

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PREDICTION POINTS

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>>152057043
>old guard
>decade

Uh no this is one of the esports "old guard" this is Foto who was at every quakecon, became the official photographer for the event, and is now dead. The "old guard" in esports was 20 years ago, kid.

I still miss u girl.

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>>152048553
updated

So is PPD going to take back rtz or what?

>>152055905
>hes posting about himself again

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>>152057113
She works in TV doing esports and other "geek" shit as her day job

>>152057425
>syfy

>>152057518
The Expanse was great, shut up

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Who's that hero-mon?

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>>152057425
>syfy

>>152057593
wisp

>>152057425
YOU JUST KNOW

>>152057593
Sniper

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>>152057425
I still remember this show

proto stargate

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>>152057593
Huskar

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>>152057593
It's HUSKAR

>>152058017
viable reported

>>152056068
sproink

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Any heroes he's particularly strong again ?

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>>152057287
I'm gonna need a bigger res of that last one.

>>152058114
small guys

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>>152058158
whos making 6.88

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>>152056669
gg wp

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Can someome tell me what does this shit mean
>>152058114
pa

>>152058114
PA, SF. Sven early game

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>>152058238
4 u

>>152049050
EG has done jack shit in majors other than TI. Especially last year.

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>>152058451
>tfw no CIA gf

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>>152058451
>A vivian image without 4x2 on her hair band

What ever happened to hotwheels anyways?

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>its russians flame each other on all chat and your team refuses to push to end the game episode

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/237736169

don't judge me.

>>152058114
put him into offlane
add point into enfeeble
enjoy watching enemy carry fail to lasthit

>>152058898
but im laning against slark

>>152056265
kill yourself

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>>152058808
>open profile
>29% win rate
>42kda on lifestealer
>scroll down
>he feeds
>lost my shit

KEK MY FUCKING SIDES DUDE

HOW MUCH DO THEY RAGE AGAINST YOU? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN REPORTED HOLY KEK