SC2 General

my penis is big

Daily reminder that League of legends take more skill than this game.

go maru!

for zyzz...

>nothing happens for 10 minutes then one big attack ends it all

sc2 sure is exciting.

https://imgur.com/gallery/kVeOi
they have it pretty good in korea...

i wish she would interview me...

>protoss
lmfao

now that gsl is over /scv/ can finally become alive again

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lol

>>152037738
wow

>>152037738
rmyt...

Starcraft 2 feels more alive than ever.

More and more awesome events, constant new content and updates, ladder reworks for the hardcore players and improving co-op content for the casual players, Starcraft 2 feels more alive than ever.

With the release of HotS in 2013 and the collapse of the "Starcraft 2 hype bubble" came a time of disillusionment, depression and negativity for the whole scene.

But in 2016 Starcraft 2 seems to have found its healthy spot in the e-sport scene, not as a "giant" like Dota 2, but as an established classic title which has come to stay for a while.

Thanks to Blizzard for still supporting the game and the scene and thanks to the community staying so passionate.

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>>152033572

we're here LIVE at the /scv/ arena for another night of exciting games

more stale memes and old metas as we watch another day pass by in our miserable lives

>>152040162
lol

but first I really need to shit. we'll be right back after these copypasted teamliquid messages

>...Mercy is much stronger than lucio. She just needs to be played better than lucio.

Now Lucio AND Mercy is really good. But honestly if you are gonna play a game with a solo support mercy is head and shoulders above the others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtIuFToHwUI

not watching animal abuse videos kthx

>not carrying your pupper up the stairs like an infant child

disgusting

>>152041041
>>152040908
+1

NieR Automata coming to steam...

that's fucking IT i'm going to learn japanese and teach english in japan and get the fuck off this sinking ship called the US

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>Khaldor dropped a decent SC2 casting career to pursue Heroes of the Deadgaem and wasn't even invited to cast at BlizzCon

>>152043459
yeah your average /scv/ is what i have in mind when thinking of jetfags

>>152044381
rip

america is still the best country in the world

nah
it will be when our guy is elected tho

ron paul didn't run this year though

>>152045513
+1 but right now we need an authoritarian nationalist so we can start killing all the leftists

>>152045708
>it's okay to break the law if it's our guy who does it

neet boys...

the fact something like /r/ladyboners exists just disgusts the hell out of me. the idea that girls are sitting around looking at pictures of men and masturbating is one I don't want to imagine. I really hope it's only frequented by filthy fringe loser females and not anyone I would ever meet in real life

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reminder

>>152046016
correct, yes

>>152048265
a hypocrite is the worst thing you can be besides a toss player

>>152048298
it's not hypocrisy. the leftists are society destroying degenerate enabling animals who need to be wiped off the face of the earth

>>152048384
*takes off panties*
*bends over*
;3

>>152048384
you're doing the mental equivalent of pressing photon overcharge and taking your hands off the keyboard and mouse

>>152048562
i'm afraid that's not an argument
if you have an enemy who is adamantly opposed to your liberty and who will use violence at every opportunity to rob, opress, and enslave you, and they are not open to reasonable discussion, what recourse do you suggest taking? if you want to survive you have two options: either flee from the aggressors or kill them.

>>152048759
*warps tail around your waist*
*pulls you close*
:3c

>>152048759
>false dichotomies and lack of awareness: the post

>>152049164
well it's been fun trying to talk to your brick wall of a mind riddled with relativist marxist dogshit but i see you have zero interest in presenting an argument or seeking out truth in a discussion so i'll be on my way
kys btw

>>152049296
>I'll call him a leftist now and then I will win

>>152049296
*pulls you closer*
meeoww~~! >;3

>>152049408
i'm not going to fuck you you fucking cat i have work to do

>work
we got a regular john galt here boys. omo :3

leave me alone im working

deng zhiao weng deng zhao

ding dong wing bong ping pow

geng wa ding tsian la bing wo

tfw boss isn't here today so i can just sit comfy back in the IT room and get paid to shootpost all day :3c

john galt wouldn't do that

>>152051373
yeah but he's a wizard or something
if i was a wizard i'd be doing all kinds of cool shit with my life. instead i'm waiting to go home so i can pretend to be a wizard in world of warcraft~

You're at the Twitch Afterparty at Gamescon standing in the bar with a lonely ZombieGrub sipping on her drink.

This starts BANGING from the speakers at the venue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZthNYozVwNM

What do you do?

sounds more like something harambe would do lol

>>152051191
based :3

someone threw 2 molotov cocktails into my landlord's backyard and set it on fire rofl

>>152051535
ask for her hand

viva la revolution lol

>>152052167
wow that's very scary!

strong boys...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ySMaqXQPgY

it all went downhill from here

https://twitter.com/buzz_music_jp/status/763156702397100032

really tired of white men just raping everything they see!!

what's wrong with this general

https://twitter.com/Maru_run33/status/761188896705175552

I actually am losing fat still

on the other hand ive gained 6 pounds!

omo anon is getting big and manly

Why is no one replying to my StarCraft related posts?

>>152053841
we're playing legion you freak

idra doesn't even play enymore

>>152053953
do you have the beta? can i play it...

>>152053983
avilo does

>>152053983
hbt does

im gonna beat all your butts in bw hd >:D

we're practicing for wc4 here

worst general on veegee congrats you idiots

we dont think wc4 is ever going to come out so we are practicing bw for bw hd

>bw
lol just lol
why would you play bw when the improved version is out (sc2)

>widow memes
>improved
lol

bw smells like old people

more like poop war

more like boob war omo

cut his mic

>>152055462
omo

ariel

>>152055462
+1

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so what game are we all moving to?

>>152055947
bwhd diabotical

>>152056048
+1, -1

>underground neurals

>>152055947
world of warcraft: legion
just a month away! wow will be saved this time right?

right?

>>152056627
based hbt not ashamed of being a blizzdrone

>>152056627

it's the first xpac without ghostcrawler's candycrush taint and the first vanillia-esque changes in a decade, so I'm legitimately enjoying it

"saving" wow is another story, it's still huge, the servers are still full (although linked together to avoid kotaku-esque articles about WOW IS DYING, SERVERS CLOSED!!!)

so we'll see

wow is dead and it's never coming back blizz just wants your nostalgia bucks

>>152057007
*pays them and enjoys my time playing with friends*
guess blizz tricked me again :/

>>152057104
*snorts like a grump and goes off to play hearthstone alone since I have no friends*
you poor fool

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wow...

http://i.imgur.com/JoClwGr.jpg

>>152057415
soyubutt~~

i love kpop and blizzard games!

I love our blizzard employee posters they love their bad games don't they?

>>152057415
can you post at least once an hour please

scvs im so sick
will someone just lay in bed with me pls

>>152057886
meant for >>152057584

>>152057992
and
>>152057415

aoe2...

cataphracts...

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>>152057974

sure

rabbit hutch bros ww@?

my balls are moist as fuck

post mean things you would say to scarlett if you ever saw him in public I'll start

>you will never be a woman you are an ugly freak of nature

c'mon lets trash this fucking tranny

suck my dick you dirty slut

ewwwwwwwwww my sister leaves wrapped condoms everywhere...

post your sister here as revenge

>>152059345

whats her hymen status?

>>152059287
*sucks it*

>>152059345
is she giving you a hint...

>>152055947
starcraft 2 legacy of the void

>>152059535
nonexistent

>>152059621
no wtf...

rape and well... murder, too!

it's common for brothers and sisters to spend time alone together

>>152059838
how do you know... did you ask her...

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first for gyuri

>>152060176
BASED

stinker cleavage

>>152060736
shoving your nose in there and taking a big whiff...

>>152060176
now THAT is a late fax if i've ever seen one

>>152060839
heaven...

someone post that scarlett pic with the metaphorical penis in the background

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>>152061313
i've never seen that one

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omo

*buys yet another blizzard game*

ooh ahh oowaah~

>>152060736
omo

>>152062219
butte~

i want to eat more chocolate but i dont want to be a fat boy!!!

>>152062219
@_@

>>152063927
just do it i wont hate you

>>152063927
do it... and then let me pinch your tumtums...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SITCc5ufq8

dow iii shit

post yfw the best game of 2016 will be a graphics update for a 20 year old game

:[]

>>152064356
yeah i can't wait for legion

>>152064065
>>152064149
*eats chocoballs*
:3

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>>152064356

harambe...!

>: O

das haram bae

>>152064627
*pinches your belly*
:3

>>152064627
:3

>>152064849
hehehe :p

imagine being the stupid kid who got harambe killed...

just choco chip hehe :p

>>152065126
imagine being his mom... omo...

imagine harambe holding you gently in his big strong arms but then some racist pigskin bitch goes and shoots him...

oh my god caitlyn is switching to terran

does anyone have slutfus instagram?

>>152066725
who is that

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omo

>>152067995
nice titties

>>152067995
scarlett?

more like nomo lol

>>152067995
are those d-cups?

>>152068859
idk im pretty sure double D

>>152068859
>>152071304
yeah d for dick because he (scarlett) is a man and has a dick

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all woman

um gross

>>152072143
oh gosh thats lewd

oh my sickzii what a cute sailor :3

momo...!

seulgi > joy > irene > wendy

wow what a day

wow what a gook

wow what a gay

dreams of living life like rappers do

maybe i should steal a kid and get shot.. then i'd be a hero.

maybe i should put two and two together and just shoot a kid.....

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*falls into the thread*

maybe i should post reddittier memes

>>152080842
lmao how can i be a hero if a shoot a white kid
throw a blackie in next time...

*shoots a black kid*
im a regular american hero lol

>>152081182
based

so many blacks in america...

*shoots an unarmed black college student at a black lives matter parade*
keep up.

*faps*

>>152081324
i wish there were a lot less

>>152077623
seulgi > joy = irene > yeri > wendy

>>152081865
+1 and word

in the distant future, reviving the dead will be possible

harambe.....
george washington.....
mao zedong....

>>152083269
sc2...

>>152083352
tychus.....

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whats up bros

>>152083528
hey bud!!!!!

what crazy shit have YOU been up to lately??
you still a vegan???

>>152083269
nada's dad

>>152083269
hitler...

those girls from that one kpop group.....

>>152083902
annyeong dude

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>>152084370
annnyungggg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY

daily reminder

daily reminder that we are really excited for bw hd

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archery!

>>152084793
blizz dont care about u only $$$

they will remove all exploits and glitches

and nobody will like it after 2 days cuz it will feel exactly like sc2

blizzard cares about us
mike cares about us
he really and truly does

archery is literally the weaboo sport

mike more like kike

>>152085136
yeah they always have archery club in anime :O

i personalyl asked mike
"hey mike do you care about star craft 2 general?"
and he said "yes"
proof he cares.

>>152085581
our guy.....he cares a lot about us....

>>152085581
i held up a sign "First for Artosis" in 2012 at MLG

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i always thought he was p cool guy

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>>152085950
this was me jk i didnt do that but i think its funny and i wanted to say that

>>152086103
the reason we exist......

>>152086129
+1

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he's pretty based

summer is ending soon

on one hand, it's going to get cooler

on the other hand, girls are going to stop wearing short shorts and flip flops :/

>>152086872
not if you make them wear them!!

99% of the girls irl wearing short shorts and flip flops are disgusting i wish theyd cover themselves up

unless you live in a rich city where people take care of themselves....but i dont so freakin cover up missy

I like my girls bundled up and warm that way it's like unwrapping a treat when you get them naked and only you get to see her sweat caramel insides. yes, yes that is what I like

uhh the only girls i see wearing short shorts and flip flops are the nice cute asian ones!!

some nice cute white ones too!!

i dont see any girls
i dont see anyone

a nice chubby stinker, layered from head to toe in the finest north face outdoor apparel on a cold winter morning

snow is falling, lightly, and her breath is visible in the form of a grey cloud.
cheeks red, much like foreshadowing of the rising sun that will certainly appear in the moments ahead.....

>>152088273
rich boy......

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>>152087875
i like big puffy fur coats in cold weather like in korea it just seems comfy and you have an excuse to be a neet cuz its so cold outside

idk why people hate cold weather 90% of the whites have lived in cold environments in history

and north asians which are more paler

i drove past the beach today because i had to release a squirrel i trapped earlier and i saw lots of cute young white girls in bikinis.

>>152089035
vomits

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>>152089035
did you think about killing them cuz they all have boyfriends like elliot rodger would have

jk

i dont like them anyways cuz they only attracted to assholes

asian women are modest in their selection and focus on studying instead of sex and play

its more comforting cuz they wont cheat on you

>>152089035
how young...

i am through with carrying people in kf2
why do they shoot rockets at the skrake all the time holy hell

>>152089315
i used to play killing floor 1 a lot when i had friends

>>152089309
some were too young but still attractive

>>152089902
even though people say kf2 is bad i really like it
i don't have friends and i play it

>>152090629
ill be your friend... for a price

we need to start a dialogue about racism

>>152091729
it's a good thing and blacks are shit and need to get out

wow what a gook

slow down we can't start a dialogue about racism without figuring out what racism truly /is/

im usually gay but dreezy..

race doesn't even exist how can racism exist

checkmate atheists

Healthy discussion here, I suppose this Is where all the cucks come to bathe

I'll be over at the league of legends general if you want to join me

I don't like the fact bud lite is advertising on twitch do you know how many young impressionable kids watch these streams?

>>152092135
no tell me

>>152092135
better light beer than strong beer imho

any sones here?

>>152092176
oodles upon oodles

>>152092191
its a gateway drug to regular beers nip it in the bud it's bad enough redbull advertises their caffeine sugar swill

>>152092312
i prefer red velvet

>>152092312
yep

>>152092441
sounds like they're in a lot of trouble

Totalbiscuit was insanely outclassed mentally. He thought Destiny would just roll over and didnt realize hes used to debating in a public forum plus how intelligent he is. Even if you dont like his POV you can at least admit hes a genius.

>>152092501
tell me more

>>152092501
isnt it just the dumb american?

>>152092545
tiffany posted a japanese flag on the day korea was celebrating independence from japan

>>152092607
yea but when one is in trouble, the entire group gets heat

>>152092772
they should have kicked her when they kicked jessica, they are just dead weight

>>152092772
wasn't that weeks ago

tiffany go join your dead mother cunt :)))

ok i got my foam roller today in the mail

wheres my foam roll friend lets get to it

>>152092312
hi

don't see the point in foam rolling yogi's don't use foam rollers they just stretch naturally with their bodies and thats what I do *shrug*

foam rolling is for faggots

maybe im a little gay so what

*grabs foam roller*

uh oh taeyeon is framing tiffany now too?

first the bullied sica out and now she's getting rid of the next most successful memeber

>>152093269
spotted the american

>>152093313
is that what taeyeons lock-on prompt sounds like in her terminator brain?

woah hang on this is going to fast for me.
..
a foam roller?

>>152093313

not him, i'm an american

im not american

just picked my nose! all clean :D

why are these guys rolling foam I don't get it...

american here btw

this is seriously going to fast for me i can't keep up
you'll get your reply in about 10 minutes when i've read everything

>>152093520
did you eat it... omo...

*aquires a gun*

I can't believe I used to like kreayshawn

>>152093720
dont shoot me...

one big room

full of bad scvs :o

>tfw your daimyo dies just before taking over kyoto

I used to be a shogun like you

until I took an arrow to the throat

>>152094026
game?

>>152093823
wwydtu?

shade shouldn't give vision

>>152094265
shogun 2

>>152094457
+1

okay foam rolling freaking hurts

ouch.......

im watching shitty documentaries on youtube. what are you doing anon?

let's just start off by getting a couple of things straight...

first of all

>>152095276
practicing my beyblade launch

im admiring my muscles and wishing this belly fat would just go already thanks for asking anon

>>152095276
uh me? why do you care what's it to you?

HAHAHA

to be frank

on the contrary,

if im being honest though

http://overrustle.com/shawarmafury

CHANNEL FOR NIPPON!!

>>152096008
i cant believe hes still alive....

mizutani was up 2-0, dropped 2 straight and looked like he was done at 2-2, and now.....

wow

>>152096023
oh mo

at the end of the day

we drink

all things considered

paging noah hill

I was there.

well you se, it all started 4 years ago

each timew you roll your foreskin back it's like you're giving birth to your meatus

mfw dick phoenix

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>all the good milf joi videos are some gross mommy shit
fuck!!!!

its a bad thread!!

>>152097204
the m in milf stands for mother you know

>>152097325
mom as in someone else's mom you fucking freak

>>152097463
you found your own mother in joi vids?

that incest guy seems mad

we shave our legs

we're gay

we make brothers and sisters with our mommies

>joi

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daily reminder:

>>152098136
bet its spikespen lol

>>152098136
then we'd never have gotten hbt

we stink

i bought body fat calipers but i must be doing something wrong because it says 10% bf but im definitely fatter

>>152099167
did you read the back of the box

>>152099284
yeah man

halfway between nip and pit....pinch, pull, measure....
one inch to the right of bbutton....pinch, pull, measure.....
halfway between dick and knee...pinch, pull, measure.....

ningen's are the only animal to wear clothing

everone else just walk around naked all the time lol

tfw no real chingus

>tfw your hubris is your downfall

just fucking kill me. i fucked up. bad.

>>152099797
real friends are for old people

we make friends online here

whats a ningen?
whats a chingu?

>>152100010
still playing shogun 2?

>>152100010
what happened

>>152100158
ningen is a cryptid apparently

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>>152100235

>>152100158
ningen is human in japanese
chingu is in some ugly monkey language so idk

you are my destiny... you are my everything...

>>152100158
chingu is like an oppa or deongsang but thje same age

nothing new on exhentai that's really made me blow a nut in WEEKS

WHEN WILL BIGBANG DO THEIR MILITARY SERVICE?

>>152100865
we could erp :o

the line must be drawn here. this far. no further.

_______________________________________________________

>>152100939
erping isn't for sexual arousal. it's for the companionship and sense of being wanted.

>>152100939
*sucks your dick*
no, no. this isn't doing it for me

where's destiny -.-

pinch pull measure

wake the fuck up

umm... btw...

i know you all think im a girl but to be honest im a boy...

>BBbayday donated 3 dollars: hey man sorry I haven't been able to watch the stream much today. work's been hard with the headwave

>streamer doesn't even acknowledge the donation

can you imagine being so sad and friendless you donate to a guy to tell him about your day then he doesn't even thank you for 3 bux?

>>152102371
post your butt though

>>152102435
its not my body to show

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>>152102417

wish i had an anime gf

>>152102371
fp no...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>152102762
fp lifts alot now...

more like florence yuck

fp is an ugly dude

my senior quote would be

"To give is to give, but to take back is to steal"

>>152103004
*chuckles heartily*

>>152102940
if he did then he wouldn't have a problem posting his butt

>>152103057
cringe city

your quote would probably be a meme anyway

>>152103137
what if it wasnt fp...

my senior quote was

"dont let go

you got the music in you"

from that new radicals song idk why i did it
wasnt even in the marching band or music classes or anything

this shit i'm about to take...

>>152103057
mine would have been "i wish i told you all how much i enjoy being in your company. even the ones i didn't really know. life is going to be so lonely and sad after this."

i wasn't in my yearbook because i didn't go to grad lol

>>152103546
haha nice that's a good one

my senior quote was

"to gook

or not to gook"

this is the shittiest general ive ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mZRxA_qxdA

the beautiful game....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sy8vC52C-w

>>152103679
why is it slow im not watching that

>>152103675
you should see us on a bad day

is it a waste to buy a gtx 1070 if i own 1080p monitor

>>152103651
*slits your throat*

>>152102417
he should refund that...

>>152103679
why are the stinkers so good

>>152103937
gook

>>152103895
as long as you're running windows 10 on an i5

>>152103895
a little overkill what're you planning on playing?

>>152103895
i'm using one @ 1080p 144Hz screen. pretty cool coming from memecard

gook

>>152104001
because the stinkers need to rise above a billion other stinkers to get to the top...

>>152104325
i dont play games, i do video editing for a living

>>152104565
the white guys are winning in the vid tho

>>152104681
then you should get something for x99 socket, no?

>>152104769
i meant to say 2011-3* but it's the same thing

>>152104681
just get a cheap amd processor

they have more cores and are much better for encoding video

>>152104769
>>152104901
such as?

i wanna put my hoohaa in joy's heehee

>>152105012
too late i already got i7 6700k lol
bout to OC it