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remove overtime
post gremlin
I wish nobody says "nerf genji plz" xd.
>join quick play match
>first game
>now traveling to eichenwalde
Hell yeah
>>151965935
Is it already out?
Someone be a doll and hit me with the Summer Games checklist
>hurr genji is OP
How does it feel to be pure shit? Just shoot him.
>>151966140
I don't have a template
>last few matches are laggy as shit
>leave
>next match get stuck in glitch and can't exit kill cam
>got penalized for things out if my control
BLIZZARD YOU SHITS
>>151966292
*shoots him*
*dies to reflect*
>>151966582
You are the one innocent man in jail, anon. You must suffer so that the rest do as well.
How do you counter two McMemes?
Shit teams keep failing and think there's nothing to do against them. What's a good pick to fuck them over?
>>151966956
roadhog
if i do my placement matches and just play lucio will i be at least rank 50
>>151967274
Probably. I should have tried that. Depends if you win too. You will inevitably have retards on your team in placement matches.
>>151966292
You can take any problem and add "just" to trivialize it.
>just shoot him
>just stay on the point
>just stop having cancer
>>151966956
>caring about quickplay
>>151968065
>Wanting a enemy team to run you over
>Wanting to lose
>Wanting two shitters to Woody the cowboy it up for instawin
I bet you're still rank 50 in competitive too.
>>151966956
be a decent genji or a good tracer
or pick roadhog
>>151966140
>>151968732
thanks
>>151969265
Np, sweatie ;) :*
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SHOULD I GET THIS NOW FOR MY UPCOMING PC BUILD OR SHOULD I GET A 480 INSTEAD
I DONT KNOW HOW LONG IT'LL BE IN STOCK SO I NEED TO MAKE A DECISION NOW
>>151969514
Its like 8% better than the 480.
I have a 480. Its about 25% better at vulkan based games.
All shills aside ppl say* amd has better driver support so the 480 might git gud. I got the 480 witg that in mind. On the other hand nvidia has shadowplay, raptr sucks. Idk.
>>151970082
The differance in vulkan performance is why i got it
Will the buff finally make Mei viable?
I realised I'll never get the D.va "I'm number 1" voice line to spam. I bought 100 blizzard boxes and a few levels since this event came out.
>>151970247
Fuck off she doesnt need a buff.what are they buffing?
>>151970336
I have it and her olympic skin. I just want McCree and zarya skins now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euQjaCjnRGU
think she wants ya
>>151970461
I hope you get themin your next life
>>151970426
Ult radius is bigger, Icicle damage increased.
>>151970426
Ult goes through barriers. Excluding zarya bubbles and freezes quick. Mostly what I heard
>>151970639
Ult ok, dmg by how much? it seems ok to me. Ult needs a whole rework
>play Reaper for the first time ever
>Get gold damage, eliminations and objective eliminations with little to no effort along with winning the game
Tell me again how is this guy not broken as hell?
"m-muh positioning"
If Edgylord didnt have a teleport skill that can take him across the entire map, that would be valid, but with shadow step positioning is a no brainer, aside from "Can McCree see me?"
And before you memetastic fucks ask, this was in a rank 65 match.
I used to somewhat respect Reapers because I thought it actually required skill ,but after that? They are worse than AvenueSwines in my book.
>>151970812
Why should zarya block what no1 else can?
>>151970962
Those stats are meaningless since you can get them by just spamming M1 in the general direction of the enemy and winging them to get partial credit for the kill (which counts as a full elimination/objective kill for some retarded reason). How many final blows did you get?
>>151971013
Because playing Zarya is incredibly difficult and she's already so weak and vulnerable, anon.
Reaper#12305 add me if you want to have a grand ol autistic time with me!!!!
>>151970962
>did good
>good team
>my char must be op
>ow the autism
>ow ow
>>151971013
Zarya Bubble works like Reaper's ghosting, it keeps her from being affected by the cold by forming a barrier to it (though in Reaper's case he just floats through it unaffected as mist).
>>151971221
Being able to block a low pick rate chars ult wount really remedy that
>>151971013
Because not everything is universal.
Why can D.va delete all projectiles and even ultimates that are projectiles but not roadhogs hook (which is a projectile)
Why is it that genji/tracer/reinhardt can all escape zaryas ultimate with their movement abilities but winstons rocket leap can't?
Shits just the way it is.
>>151971281
Is there anything those bubbles dont block? Literally newfag here
>>151971650
>mfw i tried to block genjis ult with d.va
>while flying straight thru it
>whole team saw me do it
>id kill myself if i wasnt dead already
>>151971750
cant think of a single thing they dont block
stops damage, mei freeze, earthshatter, think it even stops reinhardt charge if you push it before he hits you
>Blizzard deletes threads with criticism of summer loot
>Players call them out on it
>Blizzard puts the threads back up
what is this clown fiesta shit?
>>151972126
Summer clown fiesta, duh
>>151971650
but hook counts as a melee attack, that's why genji can't reflect it, and only block it
>>151972064
Why dont they make it block detection like widows ult while they are at it…
On the bright side its a small shield amount so im ok with it
>>151971750
No, as far as I know. They only have 200 hp though, so they can be broken if the team focus fires. Consequently though you'll fill up her charge really quickly, so if she's competent you'll get a faceful of hot laser death.
>>151972064
It doesn't stop the charge, but if you impact before the duration of the bubble ends you won't take damage. If you don't though, you do take damage.
In addition to that, keep in mind that Zarya's bubble is great for spike damage, since it won't take damage if the spike blows it up. Specifically, I use it when D.Vas ult just before the mech explodes for that sweet MAXIMUM CHARGE.
>>151972230
Why the fuck is it a melee attack when it's a ranged attack that's coded to behave like a projectile?
This rabbit hole doesn't lead us to consistency. It's just that blizzard wanted it to behave that way.
>nearly hit 60
>suddenly all push maps, not koth
>suddenly mccree and hanzo mains vs full stacks
>nearly drop to 55
YOU STUPID JEW NIGGERS DIE IN PAIN WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HOW IT WORKS?
So what's on the PTR
>>151972487
Are you me? same happened to me. When i was 59 it was amazing, people were using mics to communicate, people cared about team composition and the overall vibe was non toxic.
Then dropped down to 50 and all that gone
>>151972230
genjis deflect and D.va's shield says it blocks projectiles, if am not mistaken, i mighr be. Also the hook is a fucking projectile idgf if its coded as a melee. Fixit.
>>151970962
Elimination in this game doesn't mean shit, as you get a full credit for kills as long you did at least 1 damage.
With Reaper's shotgun spread, all it takes is spray in your enemy's general direction.
How much damage did you deal? If not at least 20k, you're not really doing Reaper's real job.
Bastion buffs incoming bros
>check main game patch notes
>"Fixed a bug that was blocking spectator cameras from passing through some random shit"
Is it all on the PTR or...?
>>151970962
Some people dont know how to look up
>>151972754
It is a Ranged Melee attack with the ranged properties of a projectile.
What, you want it to be hitscan?
>>151972448
Same about the D.va ult
I laugh and smile every time a D.va tries to nuke my team
>>151970551
Hot
>>151973125
Not him but if what we're looking for is consistency then it needs to be a projectile and operate as one.
>>151972487
How to fix Competitive:
>remove Push completely
>keep KOTH with side rotation
>solos can't be matched against stacks
And suddenly everything is fair
>>151973379
sauce this is my fetish.
>>151973125
No, i expect a fucking projectile to be regarded as one.
>>151972860
Why?
>>151972448
How bad could her laser get? should i avoid popping the shields and instead bait them into chase/wait them out? i dont want to be that guy that enables enemy kill streaks. Also can i crit the bubble with widow?
>>151973152
>drop a dank shield on myself and Mercy right before the nuke
>start melting losers with MAXIMUM CHARGE while Mercy revives our team then heals me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2nZJKk53g
>>151973379
But where did you get that gif motherfucker
>>151973125
It is hitscan
It's a delayed hitscan that will land the hook on the target even if they round a corner as long as you "scanned" them at the right frame. Which is when roadhog has the digits on his left hand fully extended
OH MAN I FUCKING LOVE RANKED
I LOVE ONE TEAM BEING CLEARLY BETTER THAN THE OTHER
OH BOY
OH GOD
OH GEE
OH SHIT I JUST DROPPED 4 RANKS MAKING MY GOAL UNATTAINABLE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i think i'm ready to quit for a while, games are just completely repetitive now and the new content update is disappointing.
>>151973484
>>151973546
The girls are Ava Hardy and Samantha Ryan
>>151970639
>Icicle damage buff
Why? It's fine
>>151973493
>should i avoid popping the shields and instead bait them into chase/wait them out?
It depends on the situation. If your team can focus her down, she won't be able to do much even if she gets maximum charge. If you're alone or with only a few people, I recommend baiting instead.
Zarya can sometimes be hard to play because she relies on the stupidity of her enemies. If enemies don't shoot her shields, she can't get charge.
Also, fun fact: Genji Reflect and and D.Va Defense Matrix can't block Zarya's laser. It's always fun to start laser pointing them and see them try to Defense Matrix or Reflect while backing up.
>>151973493
>Can shutdown roadhogs ult easily as well as many others
>Hardest player for roadhog to kill
>If she loses her mech she can easily get it back sniping roadhog
>Complains about his hook
m8
>>151973152
>>151973498
>Not flying the mech and ulting it like hiroshima
>why?
>>151973556
It's not Hitscan, it just has a huge hitbox.
>>151973872
>>Hardest player for roadhog to kill
nigga just hook her giant fucking hitbox and then click her fucking face before she can use apm
>>151973762
Literally why? fuck you blizz thats not how you make zarya viable for fucks sake
>>151973934
Are you misunderstanding what we do?
>hear Nerf This
>locate mech due to big glowing ball and growing sound before detonation
>time the bubble for just before it blows
>recieve MAXIMUM CHARGE for 0 damage
It doesn't matter if you air drop it, as long as Zarya sees it coming and has one or both of her shields up she can save people.
>>151974063
Her armor blocks a giant chunk of it and she can always defense matrix away to block any followup shots. She's the only hero roadhog can't oneshot with his max damage combo.
>>151974183
>>Literally why? fuck you blizz thats not how you make zarya viable for fucks sake
Genji's Reflect relies on reflecting projectiles with his sword. D.Va's Matrix relies on shooting down incoming projectiles (it's why she says "time to raise my APM", if you look at her hands while Matrix is up you'll see she's literally going full SC2 Korean Pro to shoot down all the incoming projectiles). You can't reflect a laser with a sword, and you can't shoot a laser with bullets.
>>151974201
And the rest of your team dies while your shield is on cd and your surrounded. Asuming it wasnt on cd already. Ok. M8.
>>151974456
You literally can. Think about it. Also logic went thru the window a long time ago.
>>151974543
Sure, if you time it right. Chokes are definitely tight confines for ults like that, or dropping them behind the team so they can't see it coming and have to go through the wall of fire up front to get away. But if I can save myself and the support healer, that's usually enough to hold the line until the rest of the team gets back.
>>151974543
>Not shooting those people because you're shielded with maximum charge
>Implying dying is better than staying alive and/or protecting somebody
>>151973670
SOMEBODY has to be a sniper in this game.
>be Reaper
>El Dorado attack
>We team killed them at the first point, so Genji and I went ahead to kill as many as we can
>Genji jumps straight at Ana which immediately puts him to sleep
>Roadhog at the distance with obvious raping intents
>"AW HELL NO NIGGA"
>Jump right infront of both Swine and Ana
>Ult them the fuck away
>Ana types in chat "did you really just do that?"
>I reply "Aw hell yeah, no one but me is getting this Genji killed"
>I didnt even know the guy, but the salt from those 2 was amazing
>After the match I get a friend request from the Genji in question
We flankers gotta stick together, huh?
>>151974756
Because at the end of the day, WE HELD. THE. LINE.
PTR SEASON 2 WHEN??????????????
>>151974292
>roadhog absolutely has to be able to 1shot everybody (especially tanks) with his combo
Fuck off. You pulled her ass into your team and did a huge amount of damage she can't block all the damage from every angle. If she tries to fly away she's easy pickings for your team. You don't deserve to get a kill on absolutely everything without just because you land an incredibly easy to use ability.
>>151974927
Exactly.
If you're not a team player, then Zarya is not for you.
>>151974292
I love shitty Roadhogs like you.
Pulling a D.va is ALWAYS a gamble, either you cant 1 shot her and she blows you the fuck away at blank range.
OR
She has her ult up and kills you along your entire team.
Keep making my job easier, I love people who fuck it up like you.
>>151974292
Nobody that isn't in the attack category should be able to kill a tank from full in a 1v1 situation. Even people in the attack category should have a hard time there so long as the player isn't braindead.
>>151974769
That's McCree though. Icicle has too much startup to be used reliably.
>>151974759
>implying you can solo 5 people
>implying you can do anything but run like a little bitch at that point
>implying you wount join your fallen comrades in limbo after 1 second
>implying
We done?
>>151975360
What if Icicle could be charged and held, only firing after letting go M2?
>>151975360
What is tracking
>>151975131
Zarya is such a good character.
High survivability, high damage, the ability to save team mates and that ult.
Her biggest downfall is her lack of mobility, but if your team is competent you can just bob and weave.
>>151975269
>hooked as D. Va
>begin shooting Roadhog in the face and watch him run away
>or just active matrix and fly away back to my team
D. Va can 1v1 roadhog pretty well as long as you don't stand 2 feet in front of him the whole time.
>>151974818
Always babysit Genji and that will make the enemy team try to kill him harder making the rest if you teams job easier which in turn will allow Genji to get faster dash picks
>>151975338
Not sure about that. Have you ever tried to 1v1 a Reaper as Zarya or Reinhardt?
Even if you manage to hurt him, he will just NOPE away from you
>>151975421
>Solo
>5 people
What kind of arbitrary limits are these? No, it's better to try and not die in this game. If it's really that dire with everybody pointing at you, you can just retreat a bit while still retaining your charge, still better than dying.
>>151974718
Well yes, if you want to be pedantic you CAN shoot her laser. It's not going to do much of anything, but it is possible.
>>151975421
I have before, actually. Though to be fair I had my ult up and they were grouped in the choke, so I popped it and proceeded to melt them from point blank range.
>>151975360
This shit meta is (not) killing me. I main a widow and ive never been outsniped but mccree. Because rane. Youre not a sniper if you dont have range. Hes good in mid range. Mid range is not sniping, senpai.
>>151975715
>Though to be fair I had my ult up and they were grouped in the choke, so I popped it and proceeded to melt them from point blank range.
Is it better to use the beam or the grenade at that point? I always used the grenade because I assumed the splash would help more.
>>151967274
I did mostly that and got 49, so no.
>>151975773
Fuck this broken phone and its typos
How do we make Mercy not shit
>play with friends in qp
>enemy team is total tryhard
>get completely rekt
Is this unavoidable when you queue as 5 or more? I just want to practice my mccree in peace.
>>151975596
Why would you activate the matrix while flying back?
>>151975867
Grenade does 45 damage per second and uses 25 ammo, which gives you 4 shots before you reload. Laser does 95 damage per second and uses 20 rounds per second. Both are boosted by 1% per amount of charge you have. So assuming you start at 100 charge, that's 190 damage per second deteriorating a bit for 5 seconds vs. 90 damage per second deteriorating a bit for 4 seconds. I like to use the laser for hard targets like tanks and the grenade if I sucked up a bunch of squishies.
>>151976156
Give her an escape that isn't as horribly clunky as guardian angel.
>>151976156
Give her an E ability that rezzes one person for one third to half of her ultimate charge.
>>151976294
>I like to use the laser for hard targets like tanks and the grenade if I sucked up a bunch of squishies.
Yeah, I guess that makes the most sense considering those numbers. Thanks mate.
>>151975621
He does that to everybody tho
>>151976247
Activate it to absorb his first shot and then fly away before he gets a follow up shot off.
>>151975621
I'm not saying the tank should be able to kill the Attacker, I'm saying that the tank should be able to survive that situation and escape so long as they have even the semblance of skill.
>>151976156
Remove debuff. Sleep, discord and any shit they will come up with in the future.
>>151975712
How long does the charge last?
>>151976897
100 seconds
>>151976156
By playing zen and oneshotting all nontanks while dropping a ball (that i named mercy) on ppl who need healing. Much viable. Many balanced.
>>151977007
Its like they dont even care lols.
Jk. The fact she needs aim calms me.
How do I quit playing this goddamn game and get a life? I'm supposed to be going to college and working yet I'm stuck with this anger inducing game. AMD I'm not even rank 50. I swear I feel like gouging my eyes out in rage. I'm serious im willing to go emo because of my rage
Please..
>>151977432
Stfu and l2mcCree baddie gitgud
>meme
>meme
>etc
>>151977432
>anger inducing game
>in rage
>my rage
>>151977432
I'm sorry anonThis... is your curse
>>151977579
>>151977610
>rage
>undeRage
No excuse to be mad at games after the age of 18.
>>151977579
Be my motherly Mercy gf.
YOU FUCKING SHITTERS
STOP PICKING HANZO IN COMPETITVE
HES SHIT
I COULD LITERALLY STICK THE MOUSE IN MY ASS AND PREFORM BETTER THAN ROBIN GOOK
>Play S76,
>gutting niggas left and right, ez
>Play McCree
>shots that look as though they're dead on miss every time, get fucked every engage
>Still 45% acc and gold damage
So is McCree a meme or does everyone decent with him just use Surefourbot(tm)?
Also raw input fucking when?
>>151972064
Rein can actually still pin you. I once thought I outsmarted him by popping it before he hit me, but I still got pinned. Fucking thing ran out while I was being charged and I got crushed
>>151978332
>>shots that look as though they're dead on miss every time, get fucked every engage
I keep getting this. I watch the tracer go straight through the enemy's model. It's infuriating.
>>151978264
But sonic 06 does in fact suck
Also
>robin gook
Made me blow air through my nose slightly fast
>5th round of koth
>we're in the lead, about 80% now
>fierce game
>suddenly internet takes a dump
>kicks me
>desperately trying to rejoin match
>each second of loading feels like an eternity
>finally rejoin
>we've lost the point
>enemy team is now in the 80% range
>and worst of all somebody took mygenji
>we lose
I've never been so fucking mad at a video game before. Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I figured blogposting is better than waifuposting anyway.
>>151978671
Damn that really sucks m- >Genji
you deserve it
>>151978671
>genji player
you deserve everything you fucking get. Eat fucking Arsenic.
Which Reaper skin should I get?
El blanco or plague doctor?
>>151977892
If you don't get mad, it means you aren't taking the game seriously and will forever be a casual scrub
>>151979198
Nevermore
>>151979198
el blanco
What the fuck is up with Numbani? Ever since a few days ago I haven't been able to win a single game there. My teams fall apart at the last point while the enemy team seems to become a well-oiled machine.
>>151978231
I wasn't ready for this. I'm not good enough to add friends here.mate with me
>>151979198
Plague Doctor
>>151978332
A lot of what makes McCree so strong right now is comboing him with Zen and the rest of the team.
I notice the same thing, by the way, I'll feel like I'm shooting terribly sometimes and then I'll tab and see that I'm at like 53% and be surprised.
The thing that really frustrates me with him, or really with my play with him, is that I'm not very good at vertical aim, so I struggle when up against a good Pharah, and end up feeling like I'm failing at my job. I don't have too much trouble with flicking headshots on Tracers or Genjis or whatever, but when a Pharah is way up overhead I miss like crazy.
>>151979606sorry anon im just a fat disgusting sweaty neet neckbeard i cant
>need a single win to get to56
>Hollywood, attack
>someone goes Mei
>"welp this is going to be ha.."
>someone in my team leaves before match starts, match is cancelled
>try again
>Hollywood, attack
>someone goes Hanzo
>despite the entire team telling him to switch, he doesn't
>by a miracle we actually cap last in a reasonable amount of time
>now defense
>Hanzo main actually switches, we manage to hold the second point and win
Literally shaking the entire time.
>>151980007
I had one like that yesterday. Hollywood, mediocre comp on attack, but somehow we basically never stopped all the way until the end, and then got held up for a bit but finished with 2:00 or so left.
Defense comes up, and we have a Widow, a Junkrat, a Torb, and a Bastion, with the only tank a Roadhog and me as solo healer on Zen. I was almost ready to AFK at that point, but somehow we actually full held.
>>151976419
Keep in mind lazor gets reduced (probably halved) by armor. At least it gets through dmatrix but fucking D.va slut still resists it. Same with winstons gun
>solo queue in this game
THE ABSOLUTE WORST MAP, ATTACKING OR DEFENDING. THAT MAP THAT YOU HATE TO SEE NO MATTER WHAT.
SHOUT ITS NAME. SHOUT IT LOUD!Fuck Hollywood.
Speaking of Zarya's lazor, does it gain range as it gains charge? Sometimes I'd swear I'm out of its range and then get melted, and I've seen pros hit people from longer ranges than I'd expect while at full charge.
>run 2/2/2
>win
>don't run 2/2/2
>lose
its not fucking rocket science you rank 20 shitbags
a second tank and second support bring exponentially more value to the table than a fourth damage dealer
>b-but i carry
then play zarya/roadhog or zenyatta
>>151980802
>Speaking of Zarya's lazor, does it gain range as it gains charge
No.
>>151980692
Illios
For some reason it was a bitter taste in my mouth.
>>151980692
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>>151980918
Maybe because it´s basically cheese: the map, pick as much enviromental killers as possible and aim for that
Thanks satan
I hate playing Lucio
>>151979220
This. I really wanna quit this fucking game and get a life again. Yet here I am, not even rank 50, posting on 4chan. This is the most angering addiction I've had in my life.
I've never thought that children can ruin my life
>>151980692
FUCK ROUTE 66 AND GIBRALTAR
>>151981359
>I've never thought that children can ruin my life
Wait till you get real children of your own
>>151978264
Every single team has a Hanzo.
Regardless of attack or defence, some fuckin weeb has to choose LE YUMI SAMARAI
New meta
>>151980692
I don't understand the game well enough to recognise a good map from a bad one.
Who /free golden gun/ here?
How we looking OWG?
>>151982013
JUSTICE
HAMMER
HASSELHOFF
>>151970639
can't find a source for the icicle dmg buff but I know they've talked about her ult.
>>151982013
Normally I would shit on 'main' one trick ponies.
But I can't imagine anything better than a dedicated Reinbro.
>>151981585
Well I'm glad I only had sex twice in my short life
>tfw I'm better at killing shit as Zen than as the offense heroes
how the fuck does this make sense
how do we make Pharah great again?
>>151980295
And this is why it's good to not despair and hold to the end.
I would like to have at least one game today that doesn't make me want to kill myself.
>>151982365
He's a support that supports by killing shit faster.
It's great.
>>151981202
At least you haven't gotten Rio Tracer 3 times
life is suffering
I hope the new ranking system tells you why it believes you should lose an entire rank for a very close defeat in sudden death, but only get 1/10th of a rank for steamrolling them.
>>151982610
>that gif
I want this sort of anti-Australian prejudice to end
>>151982712
stop shitposting.
>>151982712
>gif
>>151982118
THERE IS GLORY TO BE WON
AGAIN! AGAIN!!
>>151974818
>reaper
>a flanker
>>151982795
>posting photoshopped pics to prove a fake point
lul
>>151982712
But I am Australian, it's all true
>went from 72 down to 66
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>151980692
Numbani
Is Mei fucked? I have noticed a lot of bugs with her lately. Like her ult sometimes giving invulnerability to people. You freeze them, shoot them in the head and it doesnt register. People clipping through her ice wall too.
I am so fucking lucky.
This is the skin that I wanted so badly.
>>151980692
Every koth map
I can't fucking stand koth
>>151979198
Mariachi
>ran every scan I could think of to check for software problems
>basically upgraded my entire PC
>still can't even keep a framerate of 30
>on low settings
I genuinely might kill myself. Nothing is running right and I don't know why and it's been months and I'm broke and I just wanted to play video games.
>>151965517
>Playing comp game
>Nobody but myself is using a mic on my team (wonderful)
>Get down to overtime
>Coinflip: attacking Hanamura
>1:30
>Pick Junkrat cause they've been pulling cheesy shit
>They end up having Bastion
>Wreck its face
>Occupy the time of a Pharah and a Winston for 30 seconds
>Team still can't push to cap
>Lose
>I get blamed for picking Junkrat
>>151983050
Frozen enemies in general have a fucked up hitbox.
>>151983072
Wtf I hate you now. Exactly he one skin I want.
Obviously get everything else, just not this skin.
>>151982712no
>>151983356
I have that and Track & Field Tracer
Still hoping that I get Sprinter Tracer, but I'm happy.
>>151983260
reformat
>>151983072
>>151983356
...I don't see the appeal to this at all. It's a white Genji with a meatball on his pec.
Do you like it cause it's mostly white or what? I'm not trying to shit on you guys, just looking for answers. With all the different potential designs they could have done, that seems really lackluster. Is there something cooler on the back?
>>151983427
DELETE THIS
>>151983558
>tfw have both Tracer skins
>>151983573
I already did that, after I ran virus scans and rootkit scans and general malware scans and every other scan, but before I started replacing hardware.
>>151982974
Who cares? You're still getting a free cheese pizza.
>>151965517
i wonder how many more playable characters and maps we'll be getting this year
>tfw you have a close af game in ranked payload and win but then one of your teammates leave when we swap sides
>>151983617
>>151983693
I wanted to be top 500 so badly though.
>>151983606
Muh heritage
Muh honor
Why wasn't I born in Japan!
>Play with friends
>About 50/50 win/loss ratio
>Play solo
>Constantly winning in rank 45~
I think I should play solo more.
>Those datamined voice clp[s
>Every character getting an "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE" quote
New voice lines for when you get nanoboosted by Ana? Or new gamemode?
>>151983906
link?
>Lucio is such a midget that they had to make him floating so that he would be eye-level with Tracer
top kek
>>151983906
I guess we'll find out eventually.
>>151983906
>nanoboosted by Ana
Probably this
>mfw Widow's voiceline
The desperation will have to be strong for an Ana to blow her ult on a Widow
>>151983958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9gQR7tCD4
There's also a couple basketball themed ones. Maybe it'll be another Lucio-ball esc brawl down the line.
Keep calm and believe in the heart of the boxes.
>>151983807
Don't get me wrong, I like Japan. I fucking live there, but it's still a pretty shitty skin.
WHICH THREAD IS THE RIGHT ONE
>>151984092
>All those cooking-themed Reaper lines
What the fuck.
>>151984113
>second time I've gotten this dupe
>still no Zarya skins or Widow spray
Senpai, I am so fucking done.
>>151984113
>so few icons
No. I refuse to believe that RNG can be that merciful.
>>151984365
>this dupe
Tracer Track and Field, I mean
>>151984092
>Those lines of "I'm not feeling well"
So, does that mean Sombra will have poison in her arsenal?
>no option to report for AFK/leavers
Explain this.
>blizzard will punish them on their own
No they won't.
>>151984305
All the meme-posters are in the other one, this one is actually comfy.
>>151984365
this
>>151984092
>>151983906
Juggernaught-themedDoomfistgamemode probably. Like Rainmaker from Splatoon or some shit.
>>151984305
This one, since it is technically older
>>151984507
calm down bro it's just a game lmao
I couldn't save them. I couldn't save you.
>>151984447
Believe it, senpai. Nothing but grinding from 54 to 132 now. I have been blessed by few duplicates, though I keep getting Bastion shit for some reason. My last box had Gook D.Va, Blackbeard Torb, Brass Reinhardt and the icon with a bottle and two shot glasses.
>Ilios
>no healer
>someone picks Mercy
>lose first round
>switch to Lucio
>outheal her and get gold for healing and objective time
They need to either re-work her or simply remove her from the game
I'm tired of this broken ass fucking game.
When i'm zenyatta my ultimate is supposed to make me invulnerable. I use it sometimes when i'm about to die. I'm tired of hitting the button and it not. fucking. working. When I push the god damn button make me invulnerable so I don't die. That shit is annoying as fuck.
Same with tracer and her recall. When I fucking recall FUCKING RECALL. I hit the go back in time button but for whatever reason don't go back in time and die instead. Fuck this game.
>>151984346
Reaper's Halloween costume will be a chef
>FRY FRY FRY
Are there ways to practice getting a better aim with a mouse? My hand-eye coordination is shit
>>151984712
>being bad
>not being good
Reminder healers ruin PvP games.
Goddammit, people, what is so hard about keeping just one thread active at a time?
>Getting salty during quick play
>Spamming commands during quick play
>Quitting mid-match during quick play
You're not one of THOSE players, are you anon?
>>151984712
Have you checked your keyboard? It might need cleaning.
Decided to calibrate at the last minute and I'm rank 45
Should I just not even try to play Ranked and give up?
>>151984838
GROUP HERE
GROUP HERE
GROUP HERE
GROUP HERE
>>151984791
Aimbooster.
>>151984936
>falling for this meme
>>151984838
>Quitting mid-match during quick play
Of course I do. I'm not suffering through a horrible match and the penalty isn't as bad a Ranked.
>>151984693
>pharmercy
REEE
>>151983906
link?
>>151984791
Custom match on Gibraltar - you as McCree vs. 10 Ana bots, headshots only, 200% damage.
>>151984838
Ever since I started playing rank 65+ competitive, I've hit Zen mode in QP matches. All the trashcan Hanzos and Meis just don't bother me anymore. It's pure bliss.
>>151984907
You won't make it to 65, if that's what you're asking.
>>151984907
You might as well to get a feel for it. You might get lucky and get to a higher tier for earning competitive points, but right now you're locked into 20 bonus points. If you get to 46 you'll win 40.
>>151984838
>Lose round one on KotH map
>Soldier gets uncontrollably salty
>Spams "Thanks!" every times he dies
>Realises everyone is ignoring himeven our healers
>He needs the attention tho
>Starts round 3 as Mei
>Walls off the entrance
>Stays in spawn and does it whenever someone dies
>Everyone says they'll report him
>He goes nuclear on mic and insta-quits
>>151985185
Thanks, doc.
>>151984996
It does help with what he's asking for.
>>151984092
>All that groaning and moaning
My sides
>>151980692
All of them except Nepal and Linjiang Tower
Reminder that you paid for this game.
This game that had a promise of 24+ playable characters that blizzard refuses to balance so only 6 of them are playable
Reminder that you paid for this game where blizzard tries to squeeze you for money from micro transactions on top of their base price.
Reminder that you paid for this game that if published by any other company would have flopped because of outrage by their buyers
Reminder that paying for this game made you a cuck of the highest order.
Hope you're proud of yourselves...
>say "fuck it" and play my calibration matches before season is over
>calibrate at 65
We're all gonna make it brahs
>>151985190
>playing season 1 comp
Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaQuest since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Bazaar and user interface scam of '01.Fix the Emperor encounter. Fix Seru. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ring encounters (I suggest you let whoever made the Burrower one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the VT key quest. Fix VT (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Planes of Power team over to fixing Shadows of Luclin AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Luclin, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Planes of Power.
>>151984693
>>151985090
won't i just die a bunch
do i put the bots on a certain difficulty or something
The new map will be a reverse-hybrid map.
You escort the payload to a destination, and then capture a point.
Neat.
>>151984838
>>151985046
>Quitting mid-match on quick play
>Literally giving up on quick and easy XP because you're upset over losing
>>151985306It was quick play. The fact that we won round 2 without him was too much to bear apparently.
>151985264
Okay then. You're not getting a (you) though.
>>151984838
>playing quick play
>join a match
>no healer
>no tank
>2 snipers
>leave
why wouldn't i be salty?
>>151980692
Nepal and Hanamura
>>151985343
Ana can't headshot m8
>>151980692
HANAMURA
ANUBIS
I FUCKING HATE THEM
>>151985264
You the guy from the last thread? You gonna keep going like this or are you done?
>>151985264
I played War Thunder for over three years, so this is a very well developed game to me.
>>151985264
While all of that is true and Blizzard hasn't done anything decent after wotlk the game is fun a populated, so why wouldn't you play it for merely 20€?
>>151980692
ILLIOS
Every time I see this map I just know we're going to lose.
Why do people play this game?
High rank OW is just a Q-pressing simulator.
i don't even remember what i played before i got sucked into this shit game
>>151985056
>he doesn't understand the beauty of yuri
Why do you persist in this world anon? Don't you think it would be better off without you?
>>151985425
yea i realized im an idiot after posting
>>151985324
Why is it always Pharah being dommed?
>>151985382
>quitting Lucioball for any purpose other than joining a group
How does this game run on Windows 7?
>>151985404
>Not carrying your shitty team to victory
You're better than this anon.
>>151985560
Fine
You are gifted with the opportunity of having sex with your dream woman
HOWEVER you suffer from a mental disease that makes you spout overwatch characters' lines during sex
Which ones do you chose owg
>>151984158
That's really nothing to do with the topic of comp (it's bad in Tf2 and season 1 OW was bad, so who had it first doesn't even matter).
But whatever. Having played both games it's very different from Tf2 despite them both being class based shooters. The many differences do add up, from the number of players per team (there's 6v6 in Tf2 but let's face it this is not the typical experience more like 12v12), map sizes, loadouts vs. new characters, movespeed (it's mostly very different in Tf2 but not so much in OW), healthpools (outside of tanks most have 200 hp), ammo conservation (not a thing in OW), healers that aren't the Medic, ults, cooldowns, there's more non-shotgun or sniper hitscan in OW, splash damage is actually reliable in Tf2, etc.
Both games are casual but OW definitely punishes you for goofs more often and is anything but relaxing desu.
>>151985638
CF genji
>>151985638
Bloodhardt
>>151980845
>You're not playing how I want you to play
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151985530
It's her purity. Makes people want to corrupt it.She makes the most pathetically cute face when she's embarrassed.
How do I stop playing this game? Because of kids who only know how to use one hero I dropped 20 ranks amd now I'm stuck in a loop of lower 30 ranks. I really feel like breaking the disc
> I can't believe I rushed to buy this gane on ps4 instead if my pc. This game is so angering. For the first time In my life I really wanted a kid to die
>>151985697
With their voices?
Reinhardt. Bitch will NEVER cum harder.
>>151985530
for the same reason why Korra is always being dommedKYHU pharmercy when???
>>151984346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA
It's a reference to this
>>151985638
Shrike Ana.
Scarecrow Junkrat.
Noire Widowmaker.
>>151985697
>I am ready to unleash the "molten core"
>>151985354
>the goal of the map is to loot the corpse of the High Lord of the Crusaders
I will never not play Reinhardt to protect the tomb of my brethren.
>>151985763
Might as well just wait for the next season then.
Can any good Lucio player tell me how his right click works? The enemy always launches me across the map and my bops do nothing. Is it the angle or what?
>>151984804
i'm not the problem. The game is the problem. When I press a button it's supposed to use that ability.
>>151985530
Pharah seems like she would be a sweet gf.
>>151985763
couldn't spell "infuriating" there, boyo?
>>151985639
>carrying
>in a team where no matter how good you are if you have even 1 retarded player there's no way you can win
The game doesn't allow you to carry.
>>151985697
>DEATH COMES
>REAP-OSITIONING
>DIE DIE DIE
>IT'S IN THE REFRIGERATOR
It's a good thing I'm into goth chicks.
>>151985859
I was under the impression the attackers were retrieving his body for burial.
But I guess it never specifies that.
>>151985697
Fire in the Hole!!!
Nerf This!!
DEATH COMES!!
*Bastion Ult sound*
Let the dragon consume you!!!
Heroes Never Die!!
Justice Rains From Above!!
I wish to cuddle and kiss this spider.
>>151985964
>Game doesn't allow you to carry.
Zarya and Genji can solo carry games
>>151985964
>constantly killing the enemy team to the point where they can't get to the objective
>not carrying
hurrrrrrrrr
>>151985718
>>151985720
>>151985843
It's Jeopardy, you fucking retards! You have to answer in the form of a question!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>151985697
Genji's voice is sexy so that's ok, i wanna fuck laura bailey.
>>151984092
>"You want me to morph into a ball?"
They know
>>151986029
In any case, depending on the lore of the map I'll always pick Reinhardt on either Defense or Attack. I will either defend his tomb with my life or place him in a better one.
>>151986103
Enjoy waking up with a bullet in your head anon.
>>151986115
ok grand dad
>win two quickplays as d.va
>4 golds both times
>guy on the other team checks my profile and mocks me for using her 90% of the time
Salty fucker. Am I cancer for doing this, though? I switch heroes if someone else picks her, so it's not like I'm a total autist.
>>151986114
>constantly killing them
>your team comes with you and no one stays on point
HURR DURR
>>151986104
I'm actually ok at both but carrying people who won't get on point is impossible.
>>151986346
Who is Tracer?
>>151984092Genji is cute.CUTE!
>>151986346
Lucio
>>151986346
Who is Genji?
>>151986346
what is Symmetra?
Apparently I won a Winston plush from that Loot the Con giveaway Blizzard was doing. That's kind of cool.
>>151986394
The green and black one is GOAT
>>151986346
Junkrat.
>>151986479
prove it, fag
>>151985947
>no tall brown gf
Why live
>>151986115
>It's Jeopardy, you fucking retards! You have to answer in the form of a question!
Fucking amerilard who thinks everyone is also american
>>151972453
It's hitscan dumbshit
It's not a projectile.
Golden Rein hammer or McCree revolver?
>>151986248
If that is what it takes.
I may have fallen for a cactus.
>>151986346
Who is Junkrat?
Step it up, trebek.
>>151986662
>It's hitscan dumbshit
hook is hitscan?
this changes things
>>151986667
Hammer. With your aim nobody's gonna see the mccree revolver in the kill feed.
>>151986384
And Mercy fits the role of someone who likes to be in control in the bedroom.
>>151986667
Golden Rein is only acceptable if you have Stonehardt. Go with McCree if you have literally any legendary other than Banana Bandit.
>>151986346
Symmetra.
>>151986394
>>151986408
Also acceptable answers, although they each have one recolour I like. Still pretty bad.
>>151986561
>>151986726
Kill you'reselfs.
People assume I'm a scrub when I use the Air skin for Zenyatta because they confuse it with the default skin. Then when I shut down the enemy team people ask me why I don't have any of the epic/legendary skins. Even if I used the vanilla skin, what difference would it make? Air is best, his other skins are gaudy lame jokes that break his fantastic thematic design.
>>151986103
>>151985638
Junker D.Va
>On a win streak
>get matched with guy lagging the fuck out
>>151986346
Who is Hanzo?
>>151986667
Golden Rein hammer, make sure to get the HAMMER DOWN highlight intro to show it off.
>>151985697
>this payload isn't going to deliver itself
>>151986606
I got an email about it today. I'll post it when it comes in. I checked it out and it's the legit email and shit. Only entered because of the Overwatch art print that the grand prize winner gets.
>>151984092
All those enemy detected/hidden enemy lines.
Sombra confirmed for cloak.
>>151986759
There is a reason why he pulls you through a wall. The hit registers before the hook arrives.
>>151986783
I have no Rein skins and only Banana Bandit for McCree.
>>151980692
How does it feel to kill your own sister Shun?
>>151986667
Obviously the hammer because its big and you can show it off. Revolver is small.
It's not hitscan. You get hooked behind a wall because he's essentially throwing a gigantic cube (hitbox) that's much wider than the hook model.
>>151985638
What is Anubis Pharah?
>team needs tank hero
>go bastion
anyone else got some sick kooky pranks to share?
>2 genjis 1 ana on enemy team
>we lose because WEEBUJIN WO BALANCED ULTIMATE
>potg is genji
>the past 5 potgs in a row have all been fucking genji
and they're going to nerf zenyatta but leave genji perfectly untouched despite the fact that all of his kit is SSS tier?
????
>>151984092
Melee reaper confirmed.
>>151986940Paragon Rein will do I suppose.
>>151986928
No, dipshit, that happens because of the hook's massive hitbox hooking the side of a character then after it's landed it teleports to the center of the character's model and pulls. You can very clearly dodge the hook at longer ranges with characters like Tracer or Genji.
>>151985638
What is Nevermore Reaper?
>>151983282
"occupy the time"
ur a fukin nublet
>>151985697
> I am on fire, but an extinguisher is not required!
>>151986667
>tfw McRee's golden gun looks like a wooden gun
>>151986447
Judges?
Sorry, that's incorrect. We would have accepted, "What--or who--is poo in loo?"
>>151986648
>implying I even bother to remember people exist outside of AmericaSeriously, though, look up the old Saturday Night Live Jeopardy sketches. They're gold.
>mfw someone compliments my golden meka guns
>I don't have golden guns, it was just the metallic ones on the summer dva skin and he got it wrong
>>151987223
Who is faggot omnic Zenyatta.
>>151987062
>No support heroes
>Choose Symmetra
>>151987223
Zarya
>>151987223
who is genji
>>151987223
who is Zenyatta?
>>151987223
Who is Zenyatta?
>>151987223You
>>151986346
Who is Reaper
Who is Soldier LXXVI
>>151987223
Genji
To those people who are below 40, what game did you play before overwatch?
>>151985748
>she'll never hug you tight while sleeping, and hold your face against her collarbone while she caresses the back of your head
>>151986782
All the better.
>>151987223
What isLucio?
>>151987223
Reaper.
Literally press q to win, and get a guaranteed potg.
>>151987357
>Reaper
Plague doctor is GOAT
>>151987223
le ebin ninja cyborg of much mobility and sick sword aoe dmg
>>151987374
League of Legends. I guarantee 80% of people will answer with that as well
>>151984092
>"The butter's getting hard... and the jello's... jiggling..."
>>151987271
>implying this is still june
There's a no healer tip now, dumbass.
Who here also plays comp for the golden guns?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgyEkeRgtaU
>Consoles
This is also what every OOGA BOOGA poster in here sounds like
>>151987442
That's pretty cute
>>151987342
>>151982435
Seriously. It's not all about muh meta-compliant team comp. Weird comps work if you're more coordinated than the other guys and play well.
Alright you meme-loving fucks, allow me to tell you of an event that made me not only think about dropping this game, but also occurred mere moments ago.
>Join a comp.game, attack, Kings Row
>Pick S76 for proper team composition
>We secure the payload with some difficulty, but all seems to be going well
Just as we were about to start escorting the payload however:
>Faggot1 has diconnected
>Me and 2 other teammates ask if he will be back with the one he is queued with.
>Instead of giving us a straight answer, this cunt (Female, suprisingly) starts screaming at us that we aren't getting on the fucking payload
>It's literally been 20 seconds since we captured it
>Me and 2 other bro-tier teammates try to calm her down
>Faggot2 has disconnected
Well, atleast it can't get any wor-
>Faggot3 has disconnected
>Me and 2 bros played the rest of the match through to avoid being penalized
>One thanks me and other guy for sticking around
>We all exchanged Battletags
I've always known that this game was full of shitters, but holy fuck, was it ever this fucking infuriatingly toxic?
>>151987385
Please no. Stop. I didn't want this no Mercy gf feel.
>>151987469
>reaper's q does 600 dmg max from start to finish, lasts 3 seconds and has next to no mobility which leaves him open to be shut down easily
>genji's q does 900-1000 dmg max with all the mobility ever, cleave, and resets every single kill so there's not a fucking thing you can do
yeah reaper is op :(
>>151987557
I calibrated at 65.
>>151987540
Do you mind if I ask what you consider the hardest part to adjust for the game?
>>151987186
>Seriously, though, look up the old Saturday Night Live Jeopardy sketches. They're gold.
>Implying I understand your shitty language when it's spoken
>>151987567
NOTHING
I
COULD
DO
>>151987657
It's not Reaper's Q that's overpowered, it's that he has 250 hp.
>>151987684Not being bad
>mute entire team at start
>some guy makes a really weird hero swap taht doesnt do anything in the long run
>next round starts
>ask him politely why he swapped to that hero exactly
>terminal autism shows and he spergs out in all chat
the majority of people that play this game need to be euthanized
>>151987657
Reaper's hits everyone. Genji's hits 1-2 people at a time and requires you to be in melee range. Reaper is literally press q to win. Also he has a ridiculous amount of mobility, power, and survivability combined. You don't get to have all three.I play Tracer, though. Maybe I'm just salty that my character is so shitty compared to Reaper in pretty much every way.
>>151987576
i wanna fuck you
>>151987557
I stopped playing around 87 wins in because solo-queuing is borderline impossible. Only want a golden gun, and have no idea who for. Luckily I got to 67 so I don't have to wait long.
>>151987469
>he plays in the "Zenyatta is too slow to press Q" tier
>>151987757
And he moves at a snail's pace during the ultimate and can't doge/reflect stuns.
>>151987469
>Literally press q to win, and get a guaranteed potg.
That title belongs to eitehr genji or d.va
>>151987873
Who is Widowmaker?
>>151987873
Who is D V A
>>151987757
roadhog has 600 hp, is he overpowered?
the meta in this game is to not get hit at all rather than have a lot of hp for when you get hit, reaper is the most balanced hero in the entire game right now
>>151981202
Good because that's not Audivita
>>151987873
mcmeme
>>151987873
Genji.
>>151987889
Genji has to press other buttons too, doesn't he? Click to swing once it's active? D.Va's is pretty ridiculous right now. Especially with how touchy the line of sight can be.
>>151987873
Who is D.va?
>>151987076
What the fuck happened that Genji became good?
He hasn't been changed at all and he was fucking useless at launch no one was scared of him.
>>151987728
I'd love to know where you're from now, boss.
>>151987871
>implying i get a zenyatta in one quarter of my shitter trench games
Placement matches are a terrible way of ranking players.
>>151987873
Either Mercy, D.Va, Symmetra or Mei. The first two speak for themselves. The latter two because half the time people only choose them for ebin trolling montages by fucking over teammates.
>>151987873
Who is Mei?
>could probably reach the next point reward tier tonight
>tired of grinding already
>>151987873
Who is THAT FUCKING CUNT Mei?
Would dropping Genji's HP to 150 be too drastic? I'm just curious because he fits the same niche as Tracer right now but with 50 more HP.
>>151987837
>I play Tracer
>my character is so shitty compared to Reaper
What the fuck are you even smoking
Tracer is there to rape backliners and mess with positioning
Reaper is a tankbuster and possibly flanker
I don't go around comparing Rein to Zarya either.
>>151988062
Worked for me!
>>151983050
The "fix" to Hanzo's arrows made everyone's projectile headbox smaller. This means that you can shoot square at the model's head with a projectile and fucking miss.
> Fucking great QA, Blizzard.
>>151987442
>>151987982
>"That's a cute comic"
>More Pharmercy cancer
>>151987837
genjis hits everyone and has triple the duration whilst having him being untouchable for 90% of the duration.
>>151987567
>imblying anyone is as bad as DSP
>>151988127
150 is what it should be. Genji is just as mobile as tracer, he should have the same amount of health as her.
>>151987873
>All replies are female heroes
hmmm
>>151988170
My thoughts exactly.
>>151988048
Andorra, but since you're an amerilard I bet you even have to Google where is my cunt-ry
>other thread goes into auto-sage
>this one starts going to shit
The migration of shitters is real
>tfw console games are literally decided by how good the Tracer or Genji on your team is
They're just so hard for people to hit using controller.
>>151988127
I feel like they would be better off adjusting his blades ult range and scaling back his reflect hit box.
>>151987873
what is I was going to ignore this post since there's no fanbase that I think about, but then >>151987982 posted and it reminded me about mercy posters and it made me angry?
>>151988207
After a bad losing streak I've been in the low 40s for a while50s and 60s in QP are still somehow worse than DSP and the 40s I play with
>>151987873
D.va
>>151988297
It's kind of true on PC too.
>>151988140
>both attackers
>both intended to use their mobility to flank and pick off weak targets
>both want to be up close to maximize their damage
Yeah, totally two different characters.
>>151987874
you're forgetting he can just suck up health orbs from the guy he ults next to
>>151988272
>>>/reddit/
>>151988297
>thinking it's any different on PC
Rate my taste/luck
I've earned like 20 lootboxes so far. I think I can hit level 100 and get a quick 20 before the event ends if I play a lot this week.
>>151988127
no
he still is an absolute god with the best tools and mobility in the entire game, now you just have less hp to fall back on as a crutch
They should ironically add Genji's dash as Mercy's E ability. Or just rip off everything and make her have Zarya shields that increase her healing and her damage boost.
> have Mercy's healing and boost beam chain to a second hero at the same rate; means you have to bunch up and there's no shortage of area clearing abilities
> having a symmetra shield also grants a very low auto health regeneration to the recipient
> Winston's ult grants him electric gloves on his knuckles, which do either DOT, a short stun or a slow after being knocked back
> widowmaker damage unnerfed on console since no aim
How shit are these ideas
>Join Hollywood defense last point 3 minutes left
>Torb
>18 kills
lol
>>151985638
What's B.va?
What's El Blanco?
What's Strike Commander Morrison?
Lucio is basically impossible to hit, i have never killed him as mcree without flashbang-FTH
Remember to properly thank your healer
>>151987873
Mei
>THICC fags
>Plays the laziest class in the game
>Uses Mei exclusively to troll and piss people off
>>151988393
You can practically tell when it started going bad. The first half of this thread had game discussion and was relatively civil.
>>151988327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J8D7d2y1F0
>>151988384
I'm legitimately curious what rank you have to be to complain about reaper ult.
>>151987873
Who is either Genji (weebshits) or Mei (thicc xddd)
>>151988254
Thanks. I was just curious. Good luck with your English.
>>151988371
One is good at taking out squishies, the other at busting tanks. You must be rank 40 if you honestly think they're the same.
>>151988503
>El Blanco
>bad
This is bait.
>>151988371
Tracer's main role is to pick low-health key targets like healers
Reaper excels at bursting down loners, no matter their HP
Anyone else having a problem with the update? My battlenet is stuck "Fetching encoding table..."
>playing comp Lijang
>win first round
>lose the next two due to enemy tracer picking me off and team booga me ooga
>win fourth round because me ooga team ooga
>fifth round
>team goes back to booga
>decide it's enough, pick Harambe
>kill the tracer to many times
>we cap the point on overtime
>99-99
>one of our teammates quits on the final struggle
>we lose
>still get potg
This is why we need revenge for harambe.
>>151988607
You're cute, I'd play with you if you weren't on NA
>>151988634
wight is literally better in every way
>giving edgy death man a gay sombrero and ukelele
>>151985452
Grouch is that you?
>the five-man all picks reaper
ebin meme hombres! my le sides! top kek! what wacky and original fun-filled hijinks you must get up to on a regular basis! i sure am glad that there's no option to either play and ensure i'm matched only with other solo players, nor to keep from playing with players that i do not like and are horrendous human trash!
>>151988634
He's probably a shitter whose team gets steamrolled constantly by Reapers because no one has any awareness.
>>151988813
>it's a "complaining about quickplay matches" episode
>>151988810
FUCK OFF TRIHAX
TEEB GENOCIDE WHEN????
>>151988813
Sounds like a job for toblerone
>>151988813
Just be glad you don't get those "friendly harambe" shitters. I swear to fucking god TF2 scum are slowly invading.
>Wake up
>Genji still no nerfed
>D.va can still ult when she fucks up and her mech is shutting down thus being rewarded for being a fuckwad
Another day, just more confirmation blizzard gives 0 fucks about their playerbase
>>151988970
Holy fuck let's all post insane Swedish plays
>>151989032
>friendly harambe
please tell me you're joking
>>151988029
People realized that autolock weeb shitters aren't representative of Genji's actual strength.
>>151988813
^this
don't have overwatch installed on to your personal computer unless you're prepared to win. it's really pathetic how people mask their lack of skill and IQ behind troll hero picks.
>guy goes Mercy on Koth to pocket his boyfriend playing Reindhart
>>151989032
>friendly harambe
>>151989032
>friendly harambe
Please dont tell me the "haha friendly hoovy pootis xd" is invading.
>>151989139
>>151989313
I had one before. He had the Explorer skin and just kept spamming the Peanut Butter emote at them while not doing anything.
>>151989135
The best
>>151988029
Zenyatta got buffed now everyone thinks that Genji is op
>>151989139
>>151989313
>>151989342
I wish I was kidding, but they're here
he would jump into the enemy team, spam hello, then when they killed him he would complain in chat "wow im friendly don't shoot xD" or some variant every time
>>151989135
I love doing this and getting headshots out of nowhere
>>151989415
>"wow im friendly don't shoot xD"
>>151987223
Who's Genji?
>>151989032
>friendlies
>in 6v6 format
It was to some extent passable in 12v12 TF2 pubs, but this is just a waste of time of at least 5 people.
>>151982013
Greetings fellow reinbro
>>151984092
>sword more civilized then a gun
Fuck off genji you fucking savage
What's the best way to troll as Reinhardt?
>>151989667
GUN IS NOT HONORABU FAT WHITE PIGGU U COULD NEVER MASTER SKILLFUL ART OF KATANA BAKA GAIJIN
>>151989345
If they get any close to comp they will get reported into oblivion
>>151989792
>>151989792
Fuck off genji
>>151989754
You mean piss your team off? Never use your shield, thereby negating the most useful part of your character.
>>151989754
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>everybody hides behind rein's shield
Guess what you do next ?
>>151989754
Drop your shield to firestrike under heavy fire, particularly if there's a Widowmaker on the enemy team.
>>151989783
OKAY GROUCHY
WHY DON'T YOU GO CRY TO YOUR FAT WIFE
>>151989754
Wait till Widowmaker starts aiming at your team
Drop shield to firestrike her
I couldn't do anything. Useless, useless, useless...
>>151990013
>Posted from my undeadable nazibunker of doom
When do I get my comp reward?
I want my golden D.va guns.
How could a white woman even compete?
>>151989754
Engage suicide thrusters then complain about no team support.
>>151984092
Post yfw
>WARUIUM QUITAK
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEE
>CHIKARA GA MINGAI TE KURU
>>151990104
dont go cutting yourself on that edge
put a helmet first
When are they going to fix Mei? She is broken and useless right now.
>>151990129
>[JG508] Anon comes online
>thread immediately goes to shit
hmmm i wonder what happened here
I hate the harambe maymay with all of my heart
>>151990129
>posted from my 45 mm thick slavslope as I magically reflect 300+ mm penetration shells
>>151990104USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS!
>>151990134
Soon fellow Dva player
>>151990203
Probably soon since they already announced she will get the next buffs.
>>151984092
>Reaper saying sorry
>>151990104
You can fix it doctor.
You've done it once.
You can do it again.
>>151988929
>quickplay should just be terrible bullshit and playing it should be masochistic! wanting anything better is entitlement!
>>151984092
>Come at the king, best not miss
Best voiceline.
>feels like I'm falling apart
Isn't he always feeling like this though?
>>151990104
Just a no good waste of space, huh?
>>151990295
>>151990225
Ok the_grouch
>>151984092
>Rein's "I FEEL POWERFUUUUUUL"
Holy fuck.
>>151990332
>Sorry.... I guess
Second best boy, afterRein
>>151990340
I fucking hate this lesbo shipping so much.
>>151990278
>Finally get OW on PC even though my pc is shit
>get PoTG as winston
>every one types dicks out
Is it always like this? I preferred the dead silence and no chat of my ps4.
>>151990295
>posted from my Fisher-Price brand Bouncy Castleâ„¢ Panther II as I fire my 88mm nuke shell 3 km away and nuke the entire enemy team
>>151990479
OKAY GUMBY
WAR THUNDER GENERAL IS THE WORST GENERAL ON THIS BOARD. GET THE FUCK OUT ALL OF YOU SHITTERS.
>want to be good at MCcree
>can't for the life of me optimize my dpi to a good speed without it controlling like ass ingame
>just play Phara forever
>>151988127
>>151988213
>>151988460
lmao
genji DID have 150 hp. they had to buff it to 200 because he was complete garbage with 150
anyone who asks for more than a slight ult reduction + reflect have no idea what they're talking about and probably doesn't even have an hour on him
>>151990192
CHIKARA GA MINAGITTE KURU
My power is now overflowing
What kind of underwear does your waifu wear?
>>151984092
Is it just me or are all the "I'm unstoppable!" voicelines have some kind of echo?
Must really be some kind of special gamememode a la lucioball.
>>151990592
anon I think you opened the wrong thread
>>151990629
Dunno, but I bet it has the Union Jack on it.
>>151990278
>harambe gets killed
>couple mentions in-game with winston but not much else
And now months later it's all "dicks out for harambe xDDD".
>>151990350
>being this mad at people fucking around.
Let me guess, now you're gonna say that these people deserve to be reported, right?
>>151990592
>/wtg/
>worst
>when /ksp/ exists
Other generals don't even have a tyrone video
/vg/ are you even trying?
>>151990629D.Va
None.
>>151990753
it happens every fucking QP game though
>>151990781
delete this
>>151990759
/ksg/ and /utg/
>>151990551
>angry about fictional characters in a video game
>>151990629
This is my underwear.
>>151984092
I'm gonna be pissed if Blizzard doesn't make a Samus skin for Pharah now.
>eichenwalde
Is it pronounced "eye ken valda" or "eye shen vald"?
Can't play the game right now to find out.
>>151990156
>>151989754
>never/barely shield
>don't touch the payload
>waste time arduously sneaking around behind the enemy to line up surprise pins and melee ambushes
>abandon your team and charge into the enemy the very second your shield depletes
>berate team for not covering you
>>151990979
"Ch" in German makes the English equivalent of a hard "k" sound, and "e"s at the end of words are pronounced. Therefore, "Eye-ken-valda"
>>151990894
They already did. It's called her default.
>>151974927
is that from mass effect 1?
>>151990979
eye hen vald
the H makes a guttural sound
How does an enemy team counter six DVas? it's an instant win config for me
>>151990979
eyeshenvald
>>151990878
I was not ready for this. My heart... Mercy...
new map when
Which girl do you want to see taking the WHOLE HOG?
>>151990592
>worst general
>/utg/ exists
>/srg/ exists
>>151990979
Depends on dialect.
Standard is the same ch as in Scottish English, or the Russian Kh.
East Germany uses sh.
>>151991036
I'd fuck the shit out ofcurrentAna.
>>151991209
none
>>151991209
obligatory
>>151991209
Athena
>>151991171
5 zaryas and a lucio
>>151991171
Mix of Zarya and Hog? Both have ways to bypass her defense matrix
>>151991209
none of them, i'm not a cuck
D.Va could take my whole hog though
Another patient I couldn't save. Perhaps they would just be better off with Lúcio's music..
>>151991171
Harambe
Zarya
Reinhardt
>>151990592
>/4ccg/ exists
>/scg/ exists
>/utg/ exists
>war thunder general is the worst general
>>151991171
discord then melt her
>>151991209
Too see how far the human body can go Dva or Tracer
dva's stream
>>151990629
Reinhardt goes commando
>>151990592
starcraft is the literal worst, im sorry
>>151991336
>implying your hog is whole enough to satisfy her
>>151991206
Hopefully it's dropped at the same time as the Bastion animated short, as it appears to be Bastion's current location.
>>151991430
>over 9000
come on now
>whole team is waiting for zarya with their ults
>she never ults
>game goes into overtime and she ults the lone hog that hooked her
>she dies
>try to break into next tier of rewards
>victory
>defeat (5v6)
>victory
>defeat (5v6)
>victory
>defeat (5v6)
>victory
>defeat (5v6)
thanks
>>151984092
>All those reaper lines
>>151990156
>>151991209
Winston
NEW UPDATE
>>151990592
Does that general have trannies posting cum/dick tributes and autists that spam the general for hours on end if they see something they don't like with a generous mix of erp thrown in?
All right some ideas for winston would they make him too strong
>Make his Barrier 1200 hp since it has a 12 second cd
>give him wall climbing since hes a fucking monkey.
>everyone treats reaper as a joke character, even the in game heroes
This... is my curse.
>>151991648
>autists that spam the general for hours on end
Yes, plenty
>>151991648which general has that
>>151991648
What general is that?
>>151991648
Yes.
All of that. Gay posting took over the general completely for months.
Facebook memes, too.
>win 1 or 2 games
>blizzard decides that i'm having too much fun
>lose 12 games in a row
>repeat
If they're not even going to let me pick my matches, they could at least use a matchmaker that actually works.
>>151991761
kekko
>>151991713
reaper is cute though
>>151991648
No, but the teamspeak kiddies and general shitposting in that thread make it the worst to be a part of
>>151991726
>>151991772
[JG508] YakLivesMatter's frilly pink stockings!
>pick winston
>chat flares up with DUDE HARAMBE LMAO XDDDD
fucking normalfags
>>151991743
>>151991731
Did you two even look to what he replied to?
>>151991731
>>151991743
/xivg/
>>151991885
>Get PoTG
>Everyone spams dicks out
>Raging winston on point in ranked
>some faggot yelling NO HARAMBE NO
I am getting sick of this shit.
>>151991937
TL;DR
>>151991856
I want to cum on [JG508] Triahx's tummy!
>>151991713
>Mercy getting NTRed by Ana
Loving every second.
>>151991937
>This is the Wow killer
My fucking sides now I see why they are always in WoW threads
>>151990753
>because youhate the stupid bullshit that happens in QP, that means you think it's always reportable!
>level 70 competitive
>guy on my team picks bastion, with no reinhardt on our team
>on volskaya
>i am rank 53
>average rank for my team 48
>some faggot lvl 60 is in a party with a rank 25
>rank 25 is legit rank 25 and absolutely useless
>no way for me to have dodged that game
how can anyone take this ranked mm seriously
>>151992116
What did Mercy ever do to deserve this?
>>151991713
He tries to be edgy when he's honestly not that's why it's so funny
>>151991998
>raging monkey man throwing team around
>"go to sleep"
>"WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST DO THAT TO HARAMBE RIP MY NIGGA xD 100"
Imagine slipping a blade into Mercy's abdomen while she's hugging you
>>151988127
They need to fix his goddamn hitbox. He's running like some sanic autismo and keeps making flips making it almost impossible to hit the retard.
>>151992253
>What did Mercy ever do to deserve this?
YOU TELL ME DOC.
>>151992253
I'm a failure of a doctor.
>>151992348
Why would I ever think of that?
>>151992116
No Mercy bullying please. Mercy is cute and sweet and only wants the best for us!
New datamined voice lines
>Mommy says people my age shouldn't suck their thumbs.
>C'mon, Mom! One more game before you tuck me in. Oops mistell.
>It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my mommy.
SOMBRA = ALEJANDRA.
http://www.overpwn.com/news/216-overwatch-datamined-route-66-spray-for-competitive
>>151992459
To make her suffer
>>151985638
What is Raptorian Pharah?
What is Fool Junkrat?
What isskin everyone uses because theyre obviously the best ones
>>151992338
its a valid point though, why didn't they just tranq him?
>>151992415
Mercy is a good girl and has done nothing wrong.
What's this 56 MB patch contain?
>>151992116
Mercy is Reinhardt's anyway.
>>151992498
>memes aside, Sombra is actually the first lolihero
>>151992498
jesus christ she's an adult diaper baby
>>151992519
because contrary to your videogames, the effects of tranquilizer are not instant and getting tranq'd could've easily sent him into a fucking murderous rage
>>151992634
Kaplan's collection of futa Mercy doujins
>>151992498
I kinda wish datamining wasn't such a big thing. Finding shit out on your own is part of the magic that new games can't really capture anymore but everybody seems to expect despite doing everything they can to ruin it.
>>151992537
Jack and Reyes are dead because of me.
>>151991678
>monkey
He's an ape you moron
>>151992498
I bet $200 that dva stream overlay is for when she gets POTG/killcam
>>151992498
>I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.
What the fuck is this Blizz
What highlight intro for best bot?
>>151992695
they look fine to me
>>151992519
Because you don't actually fall asleep in a nanosecond from a dart
>>151992415
You're not Mercy, so fuck off. You're a fat, lonely, ugly neckbeard.
>>151992707
He's a scientist.
>>151992537
>>151992479
>>151992253
>Necromancer
>A good person
wheres the rest of the notes?
>>151992459
This is giving off a strong Road to El Dorado vibe to me. Anyone else see it?
>>151992687
>collection of doujins
>56 mb
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING SPRAYS YOU PIECE OF SHIT GAME
GIVE ME WIDOW SKINS
I DON'T WANT A FUCKING MCMEME SKIN HOLY SHIT I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
>>151992498
>I feel very, very small... please hold me...
Can't wait to kill this character.
>>151992810
thats it
>>151992498
>stream overlay
How long until this is used for SFM porn?
>>151991209
I want to watch thiccfags witness Mei's ahegao face as she goes absolutely bonkers from having a litter of shitposting piglets pumped deep into her unprotected twat.
>>151991171
you cant hero stack though???
>>151992917
who is this ugly cherry and why are you posting it
>>151992498
Considering reaper respects sombra that's definitely not her.
>>151992514
>Raptorian Pharah
But that's her best skin...
>>151983260
Post speccy.
>>151991295
You monster
>>151992767
Harmony and discord with sunyatta skin.
>>151992771I don't think 47kg is fat...
>>151992498
>Skill rating determined (1-5000)
What the fuck
>>151992641
She's mine
>>151992946
I WANT TO SHITPOST IN DVA's STREAM
Kappa Wow this sure is some quality gameplay Kappa
BibleThump I WASN'T READY TO SEE SOMEONE DIE BibleThump
>>151992767
TRANSCENDENCE
>>151992952
I lost it at
>shitposting piglets
10/10
>>151992927
>200mb to fix a camera
>>151993214
This was covered in the dev update video yesterday
>>151983260
post your specs
>>151993210
post pics
>>151993287
It's a big camera
>>151993287
Its the map you doofos
ATTENTION
Your mouse probably only has, at most, 3 dpi settings which aren't complete fucking garbage: half native, native, and double native.
Anything too high or low, or in-between multiples isn't even a real dpi and fucks your shit up.
>>151989565
There is still more to my tale!
We shall prove ourselves in glorious combat!
Roadhog doesn't sound like that much of a bad guy tbqh
>>151992498
$10
SCREENSHOT THIS
when you get punished for flaming too much, you're only gonna be allowed to use pre-written phrases, some of them listed.
>I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.
>>151993306
Link?
>>151992641
>Mercy is Reinhardt's anyway.
>>151993418
cool story
>>151993418
Windows "mouse enhancement" does it more so. Also don't fucking touch the sensitivity slider.
>>151993389
for you...
>>151993418
>he doesnt play on 400dpi
>>151993461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqh8tnHhIjg
Covers changes to comp points, skill rating and other stuff
>>151993438
That would be hilarious.
>>151993501
Completely forgot about her. I wonder if she will have any relevance outside of the comic in the future.
>>151993438
like hearthstone eh
>>151993576
I play at 800 dpi 10 igs. It works for me.
>>151993380No. I'm not Mercy.
>>151993438
God so much better than riot's way of handling things if this is true
>>151984092
>McCree "I can't see you but I know you're there"
SOMBRA CONFIRMED INVISOBITCH
>>151993437
Have you read up his backstory it's sad he didn't want the life he has atm
>>151993574
400 is half native on most mice.
200 is fake.
>>151993735
Post feet
Just hit rank 63.
How many more hours left of ranked left?? I might make a final push to get to 65.
>>151990156
>>151991036
>>151991597
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151992498
>I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.
Did tumblr write this one?
>about to win match
>someone leaves because we have a minute left
>send them a message "Hey we won."
>they don't get credit
>they got a leaver debuff
>mfw
>>151993794
>200 is fake.
never heard of 200 and I know quite a bit of the mice
>>151993576
>tfw I would be a 3000 rank player on the new system
Whoa.
WHEN WILL LUCIOBALL FINALLY FUCKING END ITS MISERABLE LIFE.
>>151992694
Blizzard is intentionally leaking this data though. There's no reason for them to release it until they release her. They know it's being data mined.
>>151993531
>Also don't fucking touch the sensitivity slider.
Only matters for games that don't use raw input.
>>151993873
Exactly 23 hours
>>151993873
12 hours
>>151993501
>The artist for Reinhardt's comic is a guy who draws sexy DILFs
I love blizzard sometimes
>open crate
>see yellow
>OH SHIT, THANK YOU KAP-
>It isn't one of Zarya's skins
>It's the worst Lucio hockey skin
>go to reddit
>try to discuss loot box odds
>multiple people do not understand the basics of high-school-level statistics but feel like they are experts on the subject
holy shit
this is it
i'm going to get an aneurysm from trying to use reddit
>>151994019
Given the LE EPIC COMPOOPER HAX0R theme, it is pretty reasonable to assume Blizzard wants us to datamine it.
>>151993873
>Make it to 59
>Think I am going to make it to 60
>Group with 2 people on my friends list that just added me because they wanted to play comp who then invite 3 other people
>Seems like we are going to do great
>Zen ults every time after people die
>Zarya doesn't shield people
>I have to play McMeme because the other guy wants to play pharah and we needed an accurate offense
>Lucio doesn't contest points and instead runs away most of the time
>Drop to the bottom of 57
I can't... I was really really hoping... I just wanted a good group of friends that I knew I could count on.
>>151994067
Try again.
>>151991597
And then Mercy gets revenge by turning Ana's daughter into her fuck toy.
>>151994140
Well they had to "release" stuff telling the Sombra ARG people that they were fucking retards and looking at the wrong things.
>>151994067
Nice rank 40
>>151994139
You described 4chan in the same postprobability is not the same thing as statistics
>>151994139
A wise man once said. "4chan is the place for smart people to act retarded, Reddit is the place for retarded people to act smart"
>>151993501
>soiling the master/student bond with sex
shut the FUCK up anon
>>151993948
G400 has it.
200 skips horribly.
I can't draw a figure of eight at 3200, so I presume the rate isn't consistent, or something.
>>151994067
Thats almost exactly what mine looked like. I got 45 and have not been able to calm myself enough to keep playing. Hanzo and Junkrat being on my team everytime no matter the situation, soldier76 that just stands there, the inevitable "why didnt you heal me? Its because you're a shit healer and it's entirely your fault we lost."
>>151994053
>>151994082
OH FUCK
>>151993873
>tfw given up on ever going past 51
>tfw just aiming to get my waifu's skin
Just opened a box with more horseshit. Fuck you jews.
>>151994306
4chan isn't smart
Reaper did nothing wrong, Morrison was a shit leader
>>151994150
Playing duo/trio is the best way to rank up from my personal experience.
>>151993939
btag?
>>151994462
>Have some asains on team
>they speak in runes
>say what you posted to them
>one says one do you insult us what did we ever do too you in shitty English in team chat
How do you handle these situations?
>>151994486
The worst part?
THE WORST PART?
We were rank 57-59 and they fucking brought a 49
WHY
>>151994475
Go to bed, Gabriel
>>151994337
>>151994379
It's 23 hours
>>151994560
n-no
So it sounds like instead of cloaking, Sombra will blind/deafen enemy heroes.
Is this more or less retarded than a cloak mechanic?
>>151994306
>4chan is the place for smart people to act retarded
Maybe 10 years ago, this place is legitimately retarded now
What´s your opinion on MoonMoon
>join QP
>Hanamura
>four people have picked
>no tanks or healers
>fifth guy picks Torbjorn
>Faggot (Widowmaker): "Pick healer and tank please"
>ask him why he doesn't go one of those while I pick Zarya
>Faggot (Widowmaker): "Because I already picked"
>Junkrat player goes Mercy
>at least he's fine
>Mercy proceeds to call the team shit, especially me, whenever he dies
>decide to just get on with it and finish that match
>next match
>Nepal
>Genji and McCree already picked
>third guy makes pick, goes McCree, goes off McCree and then picks Genji
>fourth guy goes Zenyatta
>fifth guy goes Ana
>leave match and close game
>>151994475
Fuck off Reyes
>>151994576
say "Oh mai gah"
>>151994741
Cancer manbaby overrated piece of shit reddit nigger. Seagulls personal leech and fuckboi.
>>151994691
stop playing hard to get anon
>>151994607
>>151994764
the upcoming Blackwatch comic will prove you all wrong, and show what REALLY happened! The story that Overwatch didn't want you to hear!
>>151990156
>pairing Mercy with anyone other than Pharah
Quick, run before the Tumblrites get you
>>151994842
A fuckboy can have a fuckboy?
>>151994580
I'm sorry, better luck next time. I got stuck at 59 for a long time, then dropped down to 53 and climbed back to 60. Mostly solo/duo queuing.
Last game I even had a rank 79 and a top 500 on my team, which was pretty nice since they fucking destroyed the other team.
>>151994865
>It comes out
>It really was Reyes being a baby that Morrison was more popular
cant wait
>>151994756
>WHY CAN'T I GET THE PERFECT 2/2/2 COMP IN QUICKPLAY WITH RETARDS
It's like asking your high school football team to play a professional formation. IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN NIGGER, JUST RUN AROUND AND KICK SHIT.
>>151994607
>>151994764
I wish Pharah players on my team would understand that you're not supposed to use your jet pack everytime its off cooldown.
So what's this going to be used for? My only guess it would be a way to announce new features like maps/heroes/patches whenever you open the game?
Is there an unwritten rule that the lowest ranked team member has to be the Lucio? I don't know the etiquette for when Blizzard matchmaking pisses itself and puts me with people ten ranks higher than me.
qt
>>151994860
post yours then and i will add you and we canplay quickplay
I am rank 63. Pretty much right at the start of it
Will I make it
>>151994756
Just pick Bastion
>>151995023
stay delusional, I'm looking forward to you eating those words
Why is she so fucking pretty?
>>151995082
potg
>team constantly goes McCree and 76 everytime they notice they can use Offense
>finally decide to beat them to the pull with Reaper since every team loves running double tank/double supp "becuz the pros do it!" in every lineup
>start climbing up ladder rapidly
So, when do I reach the ranking that people realize that Genji and McCree aren't always the best option? I'm 66 and it hasn't happened yet. All I get is fuccbois who still rage over their mic over trivial shit.
>>151995082
I would like to say maybe a new highlight intro ala Cassie Cage fatality in Mortal Kombat
>>151981759
>>151981759
>>151981759
use this thread now
>>151995125
You couldor you could get to 1 one from 65 and go on a losing streak
>>151995082
Something special for when D.Va gets potg? They said they were trying to make changes to the potg system so it was more cinematic.
>>151995095
That drawing reminds me of Unteralterbach somehow
>>151994267
>>151994365
I keep getting matched with retarded level 20-50 players who refuse to work as a team and pick whoever they want.
One fucker said
>it's just a game
Then go play quickplay and not ruin it for people who want to actual play with tactics.
>>151995168
>>151995182
>>151995217
Thing is there's some sort of chat among with it, of course it could be part of the potg too where everyone gets hyped about it
>>151995085
Lucio skill floor is super low so he is dirt easy to play. If the team is better at doing [INSERT TEAM SPOT] then they should do that. Sometimes though in a blue moon you get someone who is amazingly good at lucio.
>>151984092
>Don't tread on me!
I love you, 76.
>>151995159
Because she's best girl.
>>151995148
Gonna make you eat a bag of dicks when I am proven correct.
>Quick play
>China tower
>Quick play
>China
>Quick play
>China tower
And this was with breaks. Can we get a filtering system already?
>>151994093
You mean he won't draw Brigitte porn? Fug.
>>151994306
I personally prefer "4chan users' opinions and statements are as ironic as facebook or youtube".
>>151995352
I want to escape this dickfuckery. Why do retards insist on playing snipers all the time and then blaming everyone else for the loss? Why do so many low rank people just try to get as many kills as possible alone and ignore the objective in a team based game?
>>151995490
good luck, I'm behind 2 hellfire shotguns
>>151995564
>Quick Play
Your first mistake.
>ranked
>2 man party in my team
>hanzo + genji insta lock
>>151995442
>be rank 56
>want to be at least 60 before seasons ends
>play mostly support
can i make it guys?
>>151984838
I legitimately only have fun if I win. idc if it's quick play because quickplay is the only mode I play. Fuck competitive. It's not fun. It's too god damn hard and full of try hards. I do not want a challenge, I want to win.
>>151995034
spoken like someone who wasn't on their high school football team
>>151994717
It's 100% better if that's the case
Also depends how they implement it tho
>>152001605
trybots
>>152002219
I have. Doesn't feel the same. I want people to let me win. Not bots, I want actually people to yes, just roll over and die. Let me win.
>>152002641
well shit, different strokes I guess. I mean I enjoy the occasional free win but after a while easy wins get boring. if your opponents aren't trying as hard as you are then shits lame, and you progress as a player at a much slower rate
>>152003294
I would rather steam roll a team and go 30-3 rather than have a close game and go 11 -10
I want my KD. I play like a pussy sometimes because I like having a good KD. I avoid dying more than I try to kill and because of that I don't get as many kills as others but I do end up with a better KD since I die less often.
>>151992498
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>>151992498
for the love of god YES PLEASE
PLEASE ADD A LOLI HERO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
MAKE HER SAY DADDY INSTEAD OMFG MY DICK YES PLEASE MAKE HER SAY DADDY
>>151989667
reference to star wars u plebeian