/owg/ - Overwatch Generus - Beep boop edition

>>151954094
we already have a new thread friend
>>151952675

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New patch

>>151954094
that is a good bird

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RIGHT BEFORE THE UPDATE I LEVELED UP AND GOT THE QT TRACER SPRINTER SKIN I AM SO HAPPY I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET IT BEFORE THE EVENT ENDS.
So far I have these skins:

Nihon - Weightlifter - American - Sprinter - Tre Kronor

WHO HERE /happy/
ALSO LOOK AT TRACERS CUTE PUFFY PUSSY! JUST WANNA SLAP IT!

Is it shitty for me, a rank 67, to queue comp with my friend who is rank 40? He says he just got unlucky with leavers in placement matches.

Can someone paste the true patch notes?

>>151962564
Patch notes are literally fixing a specator bug. Any other changes if any aren't known

>>151955476
I've gotten both Tracer skins, I've gotten Weightlifter and Champion twice each, I have one of Lucio's Baller skins, I have the Mercy and the Tjorborn, I've gotten the Bastion emote and I've gotten the Symmetra emote. I have every victory pose except Tjorb's. I have Rat's highlight intro.

I still do not have Nihon or American. They are literally the only things I want. I have opened around 95 boxes now, 50 bought 45 grinded, and have gotten neither. I would trade everything I've got for just those two skins.

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Should we expect the new map to be released on the 18th?

>>151962420
Honestly I hate whenever anyone places blame externally. If you're rank 40 you deserve to be there.

By law of averages the opposite team will get just as many shitters over a ton of games as you do. You just have to view it as You+5 retards vs 6 retards.

If you aren't retarded you have 1 less retard and will win more than you lose. Then you climb. If you are a retard it'll be 6 retard vs 6 retard and you'll be at about a 50% wr. This is your rank.

The game will always match you up with equivalent retards.

>>151962940
no you tard

>>151962947
>The game will always match you up with equivalent retards.

lol no

Someone be a friend and hit me with the Summer Games item checklist.

>>151963090
>rank 45 baddie detected

Just get gud and carry yourself.

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>>151954094
enough with your shitty thread

>>151962420
Yes it is, dont do rankeds with him, only qp, easy

i play it on console

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Who /losthope/ here? I have every fucking skin apart from Swiss waifu and Americree. I don't give a fuck about McCree, but I want Mercy's.

My play time is gonna be reduced severely since I have shit to do for the next few days, plus I haven't played in 2 daysas well. I honestly don't see the point if I just grind and get a whole load of horseshit, plus I've already spent money.

I just want my waifu's skin

>>151963402
I have 5 days to get Nip Genji.
God help me.

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I CAN'T DO IT

I CAN'T WIN IN COMP

I'M FUCKING RANK 42 STARTED OUT AS 52

I ALWAYS GET GOLD OR SILVER AND SWITCH TO WHOEVER I NEEDED

THE OTHER TEAM JUST FUCKS US

FUCK THIS SHIT

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>>151963402
>yfw the next update has some new midriff/sexy Mercy
>can't be bought
>can only be gotten by the special boxes within a limited time

>>151963402
you won't get it

>>151963518
such is life as a solo queuer in rank hell

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>>151963203

>>151963518
Dont pick around your team, dont play a role you are subpar at, pick to carry. Disregard the stupid as fuck 2/2/2 meta because it's bullshit and it's not viable at your level. If you are actually good you will rise.

>>151963203
>genji nerf

wow

>>151963518
Pull the trigger my man.

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>>151963524
I got Tracer on the first summer box.

>>151963203
Why doesnt it show me more than 1 sentence of bug fixes? is that it for the patch notes?

>>151963518
I was in your position. I started spamming lucio and climbed 10 ranks in a few days, I'm 63 now. Most important thing as lucio is to stay alive at all costs, speed boost your team out of harmful ults, and time your sound barriers well. Doing this grants you reasonable carry potential.

>>151963518
Just instalock lucio and get carried to the high ranks.

>>151963745
Mercy has a jellybean head

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Post healslut

>>151955476
Doesn't the even end this Monday.

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>tfw Genji will never be balanced

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>>151963997

Anyone have those comics where Tracer is a Talon double agent or whatever?

>>151964118
But anon you need a high skill level to play him so it's fine :^)

>>151964118
Genji is balanced:

-requires you to gitgud to play him gud
-requires you to gitgud to beat a genji that got gud

>>151963963
I like Jellybeans, fuck you.

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>>151954094
Daily reminder that the new map is literally a DeGroot Keep ripoff

>high skill ceiling excuse
Oh god its' shitty fighting games all over again

>>151964551
tf2 invented castles in woods

>>151964551
what?

>>151964585
>I cant git gud please make all characters as bad as me

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Am I a qt Tracer main?

>>151964551
Fuckoff cunt, at least its a new map.

>>151964709
>225 hours
You're probably ugly and fat

>>151964673
>I 'got good' so I should shit on the rest of the cast of equally skilled players with my character

>>151964709
Post face

>>151964778
>will never be Mercy's tampon
why live

>>151964709
Mainers are all ugly and fat.

Be like water, not like flabby hamburger.

After my dismal performance in season 1, how do I motivate myself to even bother with season 2?

>>151964709
How do I play Tracer effectively? Tell me your secrets.

>patch notes are literally 1 bug fix
how boring
how long until season 2?

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Is the map the only thing they announced for Overwatch today?

I wonder how much of the Omnic assault we will see in the bastion short.

The Eichenwalde preview makes me want to see the whole story as a feature animated film.

>>151963142
Anyone? Please?

I'm sure one of you has it.

>>151965142
yeah and look how many cucks in the thread eaten that shit up.

>>151965110
Three weeks after season 1 ends.

>uhh where are the ****ing heals

>>151965181
When they announced the Warcraft movie 200 years ago I was hoping it'd be by their cinematics team and not bullshit live action. So now I have no hope for blizzard movies.

>>151963402
Still holding out for widow's tricolore and americcree. ; ;

>>151963886
>>151963895


Just tried it. We got fucking DEMOLISHED. Worse game of comp I ever played.

Is this it? Am I just terrible at the game?

>>151964823
>equally skilled

>>151965320
any time anyone uses the word "cuck" you can just replace it with the word "sheep" and it becomes blatantly obvious what a contradictory edgemaster they're trying to be

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>>151965359
>attack on Hanamura
>playing Ana
>Genji fucking around accomplishing nothing, going to places where me and the other support can't get to him/can't see him
>"lol support no heals"
>"pick healer and doesnt heal"

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>The site of one of the most famous battles during the Omnic Crisis, it was here that the leader of the Crusaders, Balderich von Alder, and a handful of his best soldiers made a last stand against an advancing automaton army. Outnumbered and outgunned, they were ultimately slain during the resulting combat. However, thanks to their valiant efforts, the German military was able to push back the omnic offensive and win the fight.

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So we knew this map was coming with the datamined line about Brigitte and home. Does that mean the Reaper lines about smog and being home confirms an LA map?

Business idea: D.Va's defence matrix should last forever but it doesn't block all projectiles all the time.

For example:

For the first 2 seconds it blocks 100% of projectiles, for the next 2 seconds it blocks 80% of projectiles, etc. The longer you use it, the less effective it becomes, and of course, you would have to wait for it to recharge to reach optimal effectiveness again.

>10 health
>Spamming heal me
>Mercy is pocket healing the genji she's grouped with
>Solo res when he dies
>In competitive
>They then bitch saying it was out fault we lost
I want these people out of my teams

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I want to feel again.

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>lucioball queue times are now 1+ minute
>everyone who still plays it is a fucking faggot that shittalks when winning and ragequits and dcs the game due to timeout when losing
I just wanted to grind boxes.

>>151965850
Why is Blizzard so shit at writing?

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>solo queue
Who else /absolutemadman/ here

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>Backfill team getting shitstomped, 6+ minutes on defense no healer
>Heal 9k as Zen
>Win
>One upboat
>Other team's Lucio gets ebin upboats with 500 more healing than me

I don't know why but I never get the props as zen even when I do decent

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>Competitive containment mode is ending
>You will now get people yelling at you to play meta heroes
>You will get those korean tier widowmakers on the enemy team
>You will get anti-fun comps because they can stack heroes in QP

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so apparently jeff kaplan frequents the restaurant my roommate's girlfriend works at, we're going to ambush him sometime this week or next

what do you want us to ask /owg/?

>>151966009
What, are you playing a game for its story?

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>>151965850

I can do this with my eyes closed.

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>be healer on the objective
>overextended teammate spams I need healing behind walls

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Look what I just got in my summer games box lads.

>>151966104
Please don't be *that guy*, anon.

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>>151965850

>>151966145
No, but that doesnt excuse it being ass

>>151966104
Why does he sound like someone that lets his wife sleep with black men?

>>151966104
Junkertown map when

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>putting up my shield on the narrow corridor effectively blocking all damage

AHAAAA I LIVE FOR THIS

NEW MAP FUCKING WHEN?

>>151966208
The inferior olympic zarya, wow congrats...

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>>151965850
>You will never be a Crusader
>You will never remove the Omnic menace
>The current world accepts them as equals and are blind to the mistakes they are making
>The omnic scum can literally switch to kill mode in an instant
>People still accept them

>>151966225
>It's not even a mace
>It's a hammer
Well that's definitely reinhardt's next legendary skin

>>151966246
What is ass about it?

I dislike people that criticize writing or storytelling, but can't even articulate why it's bad or why they don't like it.

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>Be Ana on Hanamura
>We try pushing in, I manage to get separated and wind up left near the big healthkit
>Enemy team just kind of forgets about me except for a McCree who I kill as he tries to steal the healthkit from me when he can't be healed
>Their Zarya and Reinhardt go back to trying to hold the gate, I'm just sitting behind them looking out from healthkit room
>put Reinhardt to sleep
>get on mic and tell my team "Reinhardt's asleep, charge him"
>Our Reinhardt seems confused for a second since he was letting his shield recharge and didn't see their sleeping Rein, but he charges him after a second once he sees him on the ground
>Give him the nanoboost
>Ded enemy Reinhardt
>Hammers the fuck out of Zarya
>we cap the first point

Ana is fun

>>151966225
HUE HUE HUE
MORDEKAISER ES NUMERO UNO

>>151966104
Leave Jeff alone.

>>151965850
>>151966225
>an entire army of Reinhardts

I can only dream

>was facing rank 56 enemies in first placement match
>facing rank 43 enemies in fifth placement match
this isn't looking good

>>151966104
Ask him if he still likes tig ol' bitties and if so why are there so few of them in overwatch

>>151966438
No backstory
Cliche

>>151966065
I'm not interested in ZTD but damn this chick is a cutie

>>151966104
Tell him to stop being such a fucking kike and punch him in the throat.

>>151966423
Looks like a morning star to me.

>>151966596
>No backstory

What does this even mean

>Cliche

So no one can write heroic last stands anymore because they're cliche?

>>151966557
>army of Reinhardts
Doubtful. Likely that one on the "throne" was the highest ranking officer and keeled over from exhaustion.

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>>151966104
ask him how he's doing
if he's holding up ok
let him know that you're there for him, anon

or just say hi, tell him ow is pretty neat, and leave him to his meal

>>151966596
>the story is bad because there's no story
>"cliche"

you need to be 18 to post here

Widowmaker buff FUCKING WHEN?

BUFF MY WAIFU RIGHT NOW BLIZZARD

REEEEEEEEE

Okay reducing the respawn time for defence was a huge fucking mistake

point B stalls in maps like Anubis and Volskaya are back again. Fucking retarded how people can just keep coming back to the point to make it contested for minutes

>>151966104
Hit him over the head with a loot box

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>>151966880
Good luck with that

>log in
>get first win of the day bonus
>log out

>>151966761
Why did they go into this town?
Who was Alder?

>So no one can write heroic last stands anymore because they're cliche?
They can, its just lame

>>151966596
You're criticizing the backstory for a map by saying it has no backstory. Why does a backstory need backstory? And wouldn't the existing lore for the first Omnic Crisis be the backstory?

Why is it being cliche bad when the entire universe, story, and aesthetic are built upon pure Saturday morning cartoon cheese? What is wrong with an entire universe built around lionizing heroes having one scenario with a hero's last stand?

>>151966880
dude just click on peoples' heads
they'll die
ez

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Will mercy get an E ability

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>people actually enjoy girls with short hair
I have literally never seen a girl with short hair who would not look much better with long hair

>>151966225
>>151966423
It's clearly a hammer with a spiky front

>>151966957
WHY DO THEY HATE HER?

>>151966596
You criticize their writing and yet manage to say nothing in your critique of it?

>>151965624
Are you solo queueing? Because that will always give wildly variable results.

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>Join QP, Volskaya defense
>4 Hanzos + Lucio
>Fuck it, 5 Hanzos + Lucio
>Takes me a minute to figure the arrow drop
>Gold damage/kills/objectives
>Drop Scatter arrows at flankers' feet for free kills
>Drop scatter arrow at Reinhardt's feet for most of his health
>Headshots fucking everywhere else
>Everyone else changes to more useful heroes
>Not me, kick it into maximum overweeb
>We lose but not without getting me getting PotG with a triple scatter arrow kill plus a proper head shot on a reaper coming out of wraith form.

I don't want to be a Hanzo, but he's so stupid and fun.

>>151967063
>people actually enjoy variety in their women
...wtf?

>>151966880
buff her smg, I never see it used

>>151966998
>Why did they go into this town?

Why did who go into this town? The Omnics? Because they were attacking humanity in the First Omnic Crisis and apparently Eichenwald was a key position that Germany needed to hold. Why did the Crusaders go into the town? Because they were defending the key position in a war.

>Who was Alder?

It says right there, he was leader of the Crusaders. Do you want his entire life's story?

>>151967063
>people like things that I don't??

yes anon shocking it is

>>151967082
This isn't COD, motherfucker. No quickscoping and no one hit kills 99% of the time.

>>151967236
I use it to finish niggers off.

>>151966998
>Why did they go into this town?
To fight the omnics, which we are already told.
>Who was Alder?
The man who led the army against the Omnics attacking the town.

>They can, its just lame
If you were pretending to be retarded just say so.

god I'm so bad at this game

>>151966258
>kaplan isnt gay
this is 100% news to me
he has an incredibly gay affect to his voice that cannot be fucking natural

>>151967307
yeah but nonniggers finish you off

>>151967056
Devs said it's being considered

The golden guns are so awful. Will we be able to save competitive points for next season in the hopes of a better reward in the future? Maybe I'll get it for Reaper so i can throw away golden guns. I'd get it for Zarya but Zarya's weapon is a great design and doesn't need to be ruined by gaudy gold. It's barely noticeable on Zenyatta and who knows if he'll still be playable after he gets nerfed.

>>151967236
the smg is good enough, her problem is that her scoping feels so fucking clunky now that they removed the quickscoping

they should maker her scope as fast as ana's

>>151967295
Then don't make her a fucking sniper, buff her in mid range and make her some sort of scout.

>>151967056
I sure hope so.

A jump jet like Pharah's (though probably not as high) would be perfect for mercy and give her way more agency and a real escape from flankers.

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>still no nip genji skin
>seriously considering buying loot boxes

someone send help

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If Sombra is a sexy Omnic, I don't know what I'll do. I might devolve into the waifu faggotry that everybody did for Widowmaker and Mercy.

>>151967463
Yeah because that's fucking needed you idiot.

if i just skate around as lucio in my placement matches will i at least get rank 50

>>151967545
fucking disgusting

>get head shotted by mcree in skrimish
>it does 200 damage
wut

why is my friend only good at this game when he's drunk?

>>151967541
even if you buy loot boxes there still might be a chance that you still won't get it cuck
:^)

>>151967541
> bought 20 summer boxes
> have gotten every legendary except 1 and duplicates of every epic skin

I definitely think they boost the rng on skins if you buy boxes

>>151967545
>Works with Reaper
>Reaper hates Omnics
>Sombra is an Omnic

0% chance, anon

>>151967649
>Can't handle the tin booty

What a gay

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Anyone knows if season 2 rank for us will be based on our best rank position, our rank number before the end of s1 or if we will make new prelim matches to get a new bracket?
My best was 55 and I went full yolo solo to get more comp points before the end of season and fell to 50. If my season 2 rank will be 50 because of that I will stop going solo.

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Does someone have pictures of Reinhardt's golden hammers? I can't decide whether I want gold Rein or gold McCree.

>>151967541
don't do it, just use chrome instead

>>151967753
What if Reaper is simply British levels of racist though?

>All Indians should go fucking die in a fire
>Except you, Panjeet. You make some darn good curry

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>>151967545
maybe because you are one of those autistic people who waifufag mercy and widowmaker but is tired of shitposting with old material

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Reminder that Pharah is the one that would love you the most.

>>151966258
>>151966707
>>151967348
what's with these posts? i keep seeing this shit on /v/ and /vg/ but there's never any reasoning behind it

i mean does jeff has some negative history with other games, or is it just bland stormfag type shit?

>>151967835
Just preview it in-game

>>151967906
If you're not a waifufag, why even play this game?

>>151966957
>will never lick the inside of Widowmakers nose

>>151965536
>Still holding out for widow's tricolore
why? it looks awful

>>151967906
>Implying I like Widowmaker or Mercy

They're shit. All the females in this game are shit because they're not sexy robots.

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>Mei gets caught in her own wall when trying to escape

>>151967835
...do you not have the game?

>>151967348
i think his voice is soothing and not gay

>>151965624
I've never been to the low 40s so that may not actually be viable there. If you're staying alive as lucio and your team is still getting picked off then you'll need to switch to a hard carry hero like zarya.

>>151967554
Oh boy, you sure showed me what's up.

Tell me why it's such a bad idea for Mercy to actually get in the air on her own when she has wings jutting out of her back.

>>151968015
For the husbandos

>>151967986
But qtmaker is the one that I would love most.

>>151967545
Zarya's new lines have a line shitting on omnics right after a "I can't see you but I know you're there" line which is guaranteed to be directed towards Sombra stealth.

>Something's not right.
>I do not trust these omnics.

She's an omnic.

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Don't look

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consider he following

mercy alt beam no longer amps damage on friendly target

but reduces damage on enemy target

>>151968071
soothing like a dick maybe

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So who else here bets that Bastion will beep out The Last Post as a voice line for the new map.

>sombra can go fucking invisible

I'm gonna fucking hang myself

>>151967463
That's actually kind of a decent idea, though it wouldn't really be enough to make her viable.

I can't count the number of times I've mashed spacebar frantically trying to get LOS on a teammate on a ledge to either heal them or escape from enemies.

>>151968015
what the fuck do the characters matter

>>151968313
Well maybe she won't have a 1 hit kill, r-right?

>>151968226
breddy gud! always good to see realistic cosplay goals

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>>151967986
>mommy issues

>>151968005
>>151968069
Preview is fucking worthless since it just shows the model and not the gun equipped on your current skin

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>>151967993
Some people think he's the reason for MMOs being bad. Pic related

Also, imagine Kaplan saying the following

>Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaQuest since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Bazaar and user interface scam of '01.Fix the Emperor encounter. Fix Seru. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ring encounters (I suggest you let whoever made the Burrower one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the VT key quest. Fix VT (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Planes of Power team over to fixing Shadows of Luclin AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Luclin, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Planes of Power.

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>>151968383
>mfw she can backstab heroes for 300 damage

I would honestly just stop playing

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>>151968196
You would only push her crippling depression further after she tries her hardest and realized you can't mean anything to her.

>>151968005
>>151968069
I meant for his neat skins. I sadly only have the default one.

>>151968383
Who let the comedian in here?

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> Alejandra will never ride you softly in a soft, warm, night
> she will never call you "papi" and ask you to be more rough

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>>151968015
I like to waste time? You can waifu the girls idc, but shitposting with them is autism.

>>151968047
There is a small chance that Sombra will be sexy, but I guess you can just wait for fanart so they can draw big tits on that

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>>151968516
>Be support
>Enemy has Genji and Sombra
>tfw

>>151966225
>ninth wave of omnics destroyed
>Colonel Lang doesn't know the last six officers are dead
>desperately gulping for air
>omnics be back
>so tired
>muscles like burning lead
>heart is only thing they can hear
>just need to sit down and catch his breath

gonna play competitive just to see if i can get from 60 to 65

would be cool

imagine shanking Tracer

>>151968720
k

>smash their fucking time
>coinflip defense
>they steamroll us on first point

Jeffrey Kaplan strikes again

>>151968439
She doesn't really seem to have them if her dialogue with Ana is anything to go by, it's just typical occasional bitching about your parents to your friends except Blizzard forgot to give her other lines.

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>>151968226
At least she's cosplaying something closer to her weight as opposed to something like D.va. Although I imagine she could cosplay as the mech pretty well.

>>151968490
MMOs suck by design all they did was accelerate them to their end state

imagine stabbing tracer in her V with your D

>>151968720
ok be sure to give us an update after every game

>>151968876

That is indeed what my dirk is for.

I WANT A NEW CHARACTER

>>151968876
Meleeing a tracer is really hard

>>151967993
I'm just mad about the summer boxes.

Fuck kikelan.

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>>151968665

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Lena!

>>151968490
that's pretty funny coming from a guy who seems as chill and down to earth as jeff. then again, it was 14 years ago

was he actually wrong, though?

Why should I continue to play this game?

>>151968516
But with the hitboxes in this game and abilities she'll be easily countered.

>Mei spams her M1, finds a slowed Sombra
>"No one can hide from my sight." See an invisible Sombra creeping around on the other side of the wall
>Rein sperg swings on his way to point B and kills a cloaked Sombra
>Gamurr grill has no back to stab

>>151969025
oh you're going to be happy about the halloween boxes, the christmas boxes, the blizzcon boxes, the valentines boxes, the easter boxes, the 4th of july boxes, chinese new year's boxes, election boxes

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>>151969079

god damn it's fun raping bad premades with a bunch of randoms

always some terribad mcree/reaper mcree/ana setups

>>151969230
>election boxes

MAGA Mei skin when

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Just watched the Eichenwalde trailer.

Have to say that map looks amazing. Breath of fresh air after all these futuristic-themed maps.

Feels like a WoW raid location

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>guy switches character every death.
>can't build is ult charge.
this community is worse than DOTA's.

>>151969192
if you're not having fun, don't

what a retarded question

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What's the easiest way to save your Highlights?

>>151967818
Anyone?

>>151969304
People think every premade have half a brain to rub together. I've played in premades just for 20% exp with whatever retards were logged on at the time.

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>>151969417
>Feels like a WoW raid location

What? No it doesn't

>>151969430
fraps, fuck hipsters

>>151969474
You're doing placement matches again for each season anyways

>>151969513
show a picture of an actual WoW raid location and not a piece of concept art

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>>151969256
>Pharah with freckles

>>151969558
Thanks.

>Suddenly get a streak of leavers and literal retards
>Drop like 4 ranks

what the hell

>>151968531
But if she doesn't care to begin with it's fine.

An one sided love is fine by me.

>>151969430
OBS. Fraps is garbage.

BATTLE BROTHERS!
LOL

>>151967835
>brrrrt

I know you guys have probably talked about it 100 times already but what are your thoughts on what we've seen on the new map? I like that it's backwards of the norm. Usually you capture a payload and then escort it but now it seems you escort the payload and capture a point after. Little difference but seems fun.

Also anything new about sombra? Haven't heard anything except they're being all secretive.

>>151969417
How? Castles? I don't remember WoW having anything similar to this map.

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>>151969513
yes it does, huge Shadowfang Keep wibes

>>151969430
Shadowplay for Nvidia cards. OBS for AMD

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>>151969732

Is anyone here running this on a toaster? I want to buy but don't want to play at 60 seconds per frame.

Specs
>i5-6200
>Intel HD 5500
>8 GB RAM
>SSD

>>151969658
it's just us people that already got our 60 and 65 making some people mad

the rank will reset next season anyways ;)

>>151969430
If you have an Nvidia card, shadowplay.

>>151966880
I disagree. Do the opposite. That bitch does way too much god damn damage and is annoying as fuck.

She is hot though.

>>151969753
see
>>151969765
just the castle, and it's interior feel very WoW-ish for me, especially with that giant armor at the end

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Alright, I think I'm done for the evening. One of the few games I actually managed to win tonight was the one where I want gold damage on Reinhardt.

When I said I wanted to be saved from this rank 60 hell, I didn't mean I wanted to get a massive losing streak heralded by Junkrat pickers Blizzard.

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>>151969667
I rather have a girl that would do something more than endure me.

>>151969740
most people seem to like the map. looks comfy, apparently will be a hybrid of payload and koth or something, has a section that's mostly vertical instead of the usual horizontal spread, should be interesting

nobody really knows anything about sombra, just speculations that she may be a stealth-based character and possibly omnic

>>151969740
I actually was wondering if they were ever going to do a hybrid map in reverse. I like it. My main concern is that the capture point will be Hanamura levels of stall for the defense side.

Is solo queuing competitive really that bad?

How do I get out of this rank 44 shit? I hate to be that guy and say my team is dumb as rocks but im getting bastion offense type people

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>ending a game as rein with 70k damage blocked

>>151969791
I play on an i3 laptop with integrated graphics.

>>151968206
What? She says "I do not trust these omnics and I do not like this place." which is obviously referring to Numbani.

>>151970068
considering duo/team doesn't have its own queue literally no point to solo and that's why Comp is a joke.

>>151969740
I like the looks of it but my favorite character to play as is Pharah and it seems like an awful map for her

>>151970068
not if you're 60+

moments in Overwatch that you live for
>headshotting D.va just as she's about to crawl into her mech

>>151969407
Well the game is also kind of a social experiment to see how far they can go so I guess they might as well.

>>151970071

> I hate to be that guy and say my team is dumb

then dont be that guy and git gud

>>151970071
I like how shitters always go
>why is my team so shit? people are playing bastion on offense!
maybe learn how the game works before you bitch you stupid fucking retard

>>151969658
It's because blizzard announced what ranks get how many points and that its based on your highest rank achieved and not your current rank. That combined with the fact that the season is ending has made it so every troll/retard that knows they can't reach the next tier has no reason not to just go around being retarded.


I had a game where our reinhardt accidently got alt tabbed out of the game and we lost the first point because of it. Afterwards he immediately apologized and our zenyatta left voice comms and went switched to hanzo for the rest of the game talking about how he has "a rule of how to deal with afkers"
After that I had a guy start raging because a zarya didn't shield him while he was out of her LOS in a fight with reaper and he spent the rest of the game berating her over it instead of playing.

Comp is basically cancer until the next season starts just play QP unless you're abusing the queueing exploit to get into the top 500 for what is going to be considered a meaningless spray (because of the exploit)

>>151970197
flashing tracer and icing her with one clean shot to the head

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>>151965095
Not that anon but I have about 35 hours on Tracer and believe I am pretty decent.

You never want to over extend is the real key. What I mean by that is if you're not the aggressor and the odds of the fight are not in your favor, leave. 2 on 1 against non low health enemies/ supports? Leave. Got hurt a little bit and a stray Pharah rocket or Junkrat bomb can take you out? Leave. Know who your counters are or current heroes on the enemy team who are giving you trouble and avoid them unless you get the jump on them.

Focus on killing the supports, Tracer can handle most of them pretty effectively. Just watch out for good Zenyattas. You can usually tell if you should be scared of them or not after the first few times you fight them, good ones will discord you and headshot you making it really difficult for you to fight him as he can kill you in one headshot. Most of the time they can't aim for shit and you can just juke around them.

In general, aim for the neck/head area as Tracer's gun as some spread so you want to maximize headshots but not go exclusively for them unless you are close up as you will be wasting ammo/time shooting at their heads from far away.

Use Pulse Bomb on big enemies like Roadhog, Zarya, or Reinheart. Just make sure to bait out Zarya's shield before tossing the bomb on her and to always attach pulse bombs on Rein's back to avoid his shield.

Biggest thing IMO, don't die and be a constant nuisance for the enemy. With you harassing them all game they will get sick of it and send multiple members of their team to chase you, leaving your team in an advantageous situation to work towards the objective. Do not misinterpret that as "never go on the objective" though, just try to learn game sense and realize when you will be helpful fighting on the point, and when you would be more helpful taking out squishies.

>>151970095
Did you do anything besides shield up?

>>151970265
>he has "a rule of how to deal with afkers"
I hope no one here is this autistic

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>Open a loot box
>1 orange and 2 purples
>All dupes

So looking at the Eichenwalde intro

Do you think it's going to have anything to do with Bastion? It's overgrown toshit, and a lot of the omnic corpses there look like Bastion's model. Plus, the one shot of Last Bastion had a lot of forestry that looked similar to it.

I wouldn't be surprised if Last Bastion and Eichenwalde were intended on getting dropped simultaneously

>>151970071
lol if u were gud at the game u could solo carry all the way 2 rank 80 retard git gud ur bad :^)

>>151968320
I think an ascension E on top of a buff to her healing output would bring her back into the meta.

That or maybe just unbinding her Guardian Angel ability. Let her boost wherever she wants, including straight up.

So are we getting more news out of Gamescom regarding OW or that's it ? Actual gameplay news, not cinematic trailer, animated shorts or similar memes.

>>151970424
Each character short has involved a game map so it's very likely

>>151970114
I know I meet the minimum reqs, but there's a difference between playable and enjoyable. How's your framerate? Does it look like you're playing in vaseline-vision?

>>151970516
>Does it look like you're playing in vaseline-vision?
i don't know what that means but it sounds gross

>>151969932
sauce?

>>151969932
sauce?

>>151970185
>>151970185

>IM-FUCKING-PLYING

RANK 60 IS SHIT
SHIT
SHIIIIIIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151969932
I don't mean a relationship or marriage anon. I'd be fine loving her from afar, even if she does not love me back.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9JrjxH4Zg


genji best butt?

>55
>54
>55
>54
>55

PLEASE I just want to get in to that 56 tier

>>151970651
60 is top 6%

>>151970651
I've had pretty good experiences in that range, sorry pal

>>151970197
Taking down a Reaper 1v1 as mechless D.Va

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>cant upload WEBM
No following

>>151969932
post source faggot

>le famous streamer bird didn't qualify for gamescom
ebin
simply ebin

>>151970743
just post a link to it, this is beautiful

>>151967545
I thought this was Zenyatta for about a second. My dick got very confused.

>>151970743
Nice reddit gif faggot

*steps right up*

>>151970907
I am your shield

>>151970743
10/10 content of the gif
1/10 quality of the gif

>>151970845
Gfycat is spam

>>151970865
(you)

>>151970578
Blurry, from low-res textures and little/no AA.

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Is there any point in trying in a comp match when you're on attack and two of your teammates went torb and symmetra?

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annyeong

How much damage does the Genji combo do?

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>>151970674
Does he have an anus or not?

That's literally all I care about when it comes to this shit character.

>>151970743
I do also frequent reddit quite often

>>151971045
I think 160

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>>151970197
watching a D.Va try to run away with her defense matrix up as I melt her with my MAXIMUM CHARGE Zarya beam
or any tank, really
just watching their health evaporate gets me hard

Reaper#12305 add me if you want to have a grand ol autistic time with me!!!!!

>>151970702
>>151970707

>i'm the best on a class full of zika children, so that means i'm smart

Protip: if you think 60 is good because muh 6% meme, it also means you also are a zika child. You're looking at the number itself, but not at the quality of the competition.

>>151970834

t. Bird

>>151970702
yeah, and are you actually 60+? because let me tell you, top 6% doesn't mean "good", it just means "better than the other 94%"

and the other 94% is fucking garbage, so that's not exactly an accomplishment

your teammates are better than the lower ranks, to be sure, but so are the enemies. if you get a retard or torll on your team, there's no saving it, because everyone else on the enemy team is actually competent and will take advantage of that weakness and steamroll your shit

>>151970635
>>151970650
>>151970747
Not him but there, I've uploaded it:

http://webmshare.com/play/AaE4y

>>151970420
>Orange

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>>151971146
more like t. taimou

>>151968252
So she gets up close and personal with the enemy to debuff their damage? For what purpose? So she can die slightly slower?

She needs some sort of Ubercharge equivalent to make up for the shitty position her healing beam forces her to be in, not a new way to suicide into the enemy group.

>>151971071
I assume he'd need to so he can fart since he still talks and has flesh still.

did they recently add where you can see whos grouped when you hit tab, even in quick play?

>>151970743
>Mmm fix..

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Lena is a qt

>>151971357
yes

>>151966353
>Not liking USSR Zarya

kys

>>151971146
don't know why you're saying rude things to me, I wasn't implying that I was good, just that people tend to be more responsive and communicate in this bracket compared to lower brackets where people run amok

>>151970976
gfycat UnitedRigidAmericanwirehair

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>>151969791
I play in fullscreen at 1280x720 res, low settings and get a consistent 30 fps. This is on an old thinkpad laptop.

Specs:
>i7 3520M @2.9 GHz
>1023 MB NVIDIA NVS 5400M
>8 GB DDR3

>>151971475
he said "zika children" twice

why would you take anything an actual retard said seriously

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Is it time TO GET YOU ON MY SIGHTS

>>151965942
whats the sauce senpai.

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>probably my last box of the summer games
>get the eyerape skin for my main
SWEDEN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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I shit post before every game for good luck
and im rank 68

>>151971625
Quit screwing around and get ready to move.

>>151971579
because he's rank 74 dog, that's like the top (really small fraction) of the playerbase!

>>151971002
DONT DO IT!

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>>151970707

The rank 60 players are a bunch of shitters that unironically
>pick Junkrat in maps with verticality and not a single fucking chokepoint in sight (Bwahaha I'll show the pros that Junkrat is good on Route 66!)
>Cannot hit a double jumping Genji for the life of them ("He's jumping in an arc! This is too much for my aim!)
>Believe that a big glowing Zarya is not a problem ("I'm not sure about the exact mechanics on Zarya, but I don't think it can be that bad that she's glowing so I'll just try to snipe that Zenyatta half a mile away rather than help my teammate killing overextended Zarya").
>Thinks flanking to sit on the point on Volskaya is a viable tactic ("I'm Reaper and I'm helping by teleporting behind enemy lines in order to stand on the most open point on in the game!")
>Will literally push main on Numbani ("How hard could it be? We're only walking up a slope while they are bombarding us from high ground!")
>Thinks Zen's ult is an offensive pushing tool ("Alright I just ult'd! Now push into them!")

I just want my suffering to end. I LITERALLY got 70% winrate on Reinhardt because I'm apparently the only Reinhardt in rank 60 that has figured out that you should get into a dps war with Zaryas at every opportunity.

>>151971690
Y-Yes daddy....

>>151968665

Um, I'm sorry, but that's really racist. Like, are you THAT toxic to try to paint these men as heroes? They were killing for human supremacy, while the robotic sapients were struggling for rights and recognition!

Thank atheism that it's the current year and finally machine sapients and humans can live in peace, and brutes like them are finally dead and their toxic and problematic rhetoric is finally gone.

>>151971631
It's just D.Va playing vidya while devil Mercy eats her ass

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How do we fix Genji?

>>151971625
God, why are these threads always so fucking gay? Last thread there was a pic of him with his dick out that the mods didn't even delete because this entire board is for faggots.

I like it

>>151971662
there's still 6 more days of summer games, you can't get any more boxes?

>>151971786
HIGH SKILL CAP
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>>151971814
kek

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>people that don't say emote Hello before game

>>151971786
wow two ults in conjunction kills 4 people amazing

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>>151971786
But look how much aim that took! Such a high skill floor! You just whine about Genji because you're a shitter who can't aim!

>>151971814
w-what pic

>>151971570
Thanks for sharing m9.

>>151971921
>missing the end

nice ADHD

>>151971786
Make him not exist anymore