Dota 2 General - /d2g/:

>I will purchase Tango
>I will purchase Tango
how do you react

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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

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All your ancient are belong to us

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>151949015
Let him buy the tangoes, and calmly explain that he can have as many tangoes as he wants as they're sold in the shop for around 30 gold each in a pack of four.

>>151949114
thanks delusional little faggot

>>151949114
gracias, señor presidente

>>151949114
GRACIAS EL PRESIDENTE!

>>151949015
>not pulling tangoes to your mid bull before he even asks like a good support bitch
anon

>>151949114
thanks mr president

>>151949020
This gave me a boner

>>151949114
thnaks, mr presidnte

>>151949114
Thanks Mr. President

how long do teams have to shuffle?

when is the next roster lock?

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>>151949261
>Not randoming and giving your mid a bottle like a gigacuckold

lmao stick to jungling if you don't want to commit for support man

>>151949114
>have no education or skills to make money for the future
>"THIS 1 MILLION DOLLARS WILL LAST FOREVER!"
>buy a girl at 40k ring

anyone else get the feeling that many of these guys will be dirt poor the moment esports ends for them

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POINTS
WHEN

>>151949114
thanks, mr. president

>>151949667
Puppy didn't finish college? I know Dendi finished college

>>151949667
Nice projection based retard bro.
Puppey and many other well accomplished pros have ventured into business and invesment.
>Source?
I follow the e-sports scene and such topics come up sometimes.

>>151949865
>I follow the e-sports scene and such topics come up sometimes.
Translation: I have no source, I just pulled that from my ass.

>>151949985
lmao I ain't looking through vods for your sorry ass.

>Sand King still has a 5000 AoE damage nuke
how the f*ck is this allowed??

>>151949791
is it gay to want to fuck slark?

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>>151949865
$40k is a lot of money

tradition is that your engagement ring should be 3 months salary. to end up at $40k, puppey will need to earn $160k a year. that's four times as much as the average american and puppey is an estonian, the average salary isn't that high there.

yes, you can make it after esports. akke owns a software company on the side right now. but most people don't make it.

it's fucked up stupid. pic related.

>>151950254
Yes

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>>151950254
Yes but it's probably a lot gayer to not want to fuck Slark

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>>151949985
CS:GO pro player opened a store and cs champions are dirty poor compared to dota topdogs

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Why did they not picked me anons?

Can someone post Puppey's leaked convos, I'm missing out guys :-(

>>151949114
Memes aside, would you read his book about his esport career?

>>151950429
he left fnatic yesterday
is he gonna have to throw away all his stock?

>>151949667

>retards in the doto community thinks 1 - 2 millions means set for life
>retards think "HURR DURR 5 - 6 % ANNUAL RETURN ON STOCKS MEAN 50 - 60 K ANNUAL INCOME FROM STOCKS LUL 4HEAD WE ARE SO SMAHT WE DON'T NEED TO WORK FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES HURRR"
>what is capital gains tax
>what is realized/unrealized capital gains
>what is the different stages of live i.e., you ain't gonna live in a 1 person apartment for the rest of your life, right?


fuck why are people in dota so fucking retarded when it comes to money

>>151950319
what do you mean hr can't make it? puppey owns team secret, he would get a cut even if hes not doing anything related to games at all.

5k players are so fucking clueless at how to support and laning

trilanes are always a disaster because there's always a guy who thinks he should start with salve + mango instead of sentries

>>151950319
I honestly don't give a shit about "american tradition" or what people do with their money.
I was simply replying to someone who assumed that people in esports never have a plan ahead.
To that I said I've seen Puppey mention on stream that he's doing business and entering the market on several things he's pationate about.
Assuming people you don't even know are very dumb and have no plan after their "one trick poney" says loads about the person claiming such, hence the projection.
Fucking dense bunch.

>>151949114
thanks , mr.president

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>>151950508
Mid isn't a ganker anymore, hes a second ricer, and Lina just doesn't fit the bill.
>shit right clicks
>can't handle 2v1
>no escape spell besides for walking away
>can't play into mantas and linkens

>>151950571
google is your friend, i found it in 1 minute

>>151950826
>mid isn't a ganker anymore
unless you're playing alchemist or some shit, this is the most gank-centric mid meta since like 6.82

>>151950929
I only find reddit posts asking for it, and fucking transcripts between Kanye West and Taylor Swift

>>151950508
>Spell called "light strike ARRAY"
>only 1 strike
>not light, actually fire

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>you're in a pub and this guy amplifies you're waifu and tells her she's shit

wat do?

>>151951098
Her skills are named after some animu character class from some manga series or something
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Inverse

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>>151951186
>"I came a looong way, just to watch you die"
PLZ NO, IM JUST A SUPPORT CM

>>151951186
Use my physical nukes for 50% bonus damage because he's obviously petrified.

>>151951186
stop forcing your shitty meme because thats clearly your statue.
why would you censor the name the.
you fucking inbred. kill yourself.

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>>151951186
Nothing, because I'm not so dumb as to hedge my waifu game in a shit assfaggots played by millions of nonwhites at any given second.

>>151950508
>lay down for a while
>think about Lina and why is she trash
>get up and check d2g
>see this post
What the fuck. get out of my head

Anyway I think that besides dominating the enemy mid she doesn't really bring anything useful to the game, she can't waveclear in lategame like qop does, and qop is also a better farmed caster. The one thing Lina was always good at was hero deletion and that was also nerfed severely, first by nerfing laguna damage by 100 on level 3, second by adding raindrops and third, by increasing the overall hero tankiness (19 hp to 20)

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>>151949114
thanks, mr.president

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>>151950826
>it's the garbage ""art"" """style""" retard again
Can you stop posting forever 64

>>151951019
Do you think people that ship heroes and browse garbage tumblr fanart are good at the game?

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What mode has the least autism? My last 3 games were ruined by 2k shitters sperging out about each others misplays.

Is there some mode that attracts people who just want to play?

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>>151951359
>tfw you realize laguna blade is a low-key racist version of ragna blade.

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>>151951186
activate my free evasion + speed buff + AoE slow and walk away
>nothing personal...kid

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>>151951625
No, and I'm not giving back that rare batrider either :^)

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>>151951186

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>>151951686
>join ranked all pick
>mute everyone and go mid

>>151951795
You will never win a drinking game against her, seduce her, and nut on her ass doggystyle.

>play good
>win early game
>gain advantage
>do nothing with it
>start playing bad
>lose advantage
>lose game
H-how is comeback balanced guys
W-why enemy throne doesn't explode after you win laning stage?

>>151950319
""""""""tradition""""""""""

holy shit man, its not any tradition its LITERALLY from a fucking commercial that (((they))) made to brainwash dumb girls and make million from it

>>151951870
sourcey, mate?

>>151951970
>1 team stomps
>pushes enemy shit up to the barracks and maybe further
>1 core gets caught out with no buyback
>losing team starts pushing
>t3, ignore rax, t4, throne

this garbage happened to me like 6 times this month

lost 4 games that way and won 2

new team secret

arteezy
matumbaman
forev
jerax
puppey

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Does ixmike type badly on purpose?
I don't believe I've seen him put out a line without a misspelling yet, and I've been watching for a couple hours or so.

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>>151952118
Then that's your fault for not managing buybacks. If you know you're at risk of dying and needing to defend, you'll be wise to wait to have buyback available. Don't rush in like a moron

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What's next for the ol' babaev?

>>151952284
>Does ixmike type badly on purpose?

yes

it's an NA/FPL thing that he (among others) popularised

it's where arteezy gets his 'haha thanks fnkanm real FKCUKCIKNG FUNNY' stuff from

>>151951708
nah its just the shitty translation

the jap speaks butchered english and announces it as Ranguhrah blade. Other languages translated it as Laguna blade.

Dragon slave is supposed to be Dragon slayer

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>>151949667
Puppey is educated in music which means two things

1. Although lucrative, he's not uneducated, and he can make a living in the music industry, which is better than being relegated to burger flipping when youre 40
2. If he was able to study music, his family is well-off. The likelihood of him having inheritance to work with is high

And also, he's part owner of Team Secret. As long as he can keep the team afloat (even if he's not a player). that brand will live and that's guaranteed income for him

If anything, he's the most business minded out of them all. He's accepted that he cant be this star player forever, so he's slowly divestituting his presence to something more favorable in the long term.

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>>151952506
>NA/FPL
FPL?

>>151952384
suicide

>>151952618
Faceit """pro""" league

>>151952618
Faceit Pro League

i'm pretty sure that's the inhouse league the NA semi-pros all play in but I might be confusing it with Counterstrike

>>151949791
N-no homo.

>Battlepass items marketable
>Immortal treasures already costing more than the rare items from the chest

I don't understand.

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Does anyone enjoy the dota scene more than playing the game?

>>151952384
EG.rtz

Deleted everything steam related from pc.
Changed my MAC and IP.
Got VPN.
Started a new account.
New email and new registration all through vpn.

AND IM STILL FUCKIN PLAYING AGAINST FUCKIGN MIRANA EVERY FUCKIGN GAME HOLY SHIT STOP IT. WHY MUST RETARDED TRYHARDS GO AGAINST ME EVERY SINGLE GAME. IM MENTALLY BROKEN.

There must be something in the system that correlates me against mirana players. i can't explain this otherwise. It's not like i lose those games. But it's mentally tiring always looking up for random arrows that can decide an entire game.

>>151952575
His turkish sugar daddy will keep throwing money at him to entertain him, and esports isn't going anywhere.

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>>151952669
>>151952713
Oh, much appreciated.

>>151952779
I play maybe 1-2 games a week, no reason to torture myself when they won't add solo queue back to at least add a semblance of fair matchmaking to the game

>>151952796
shes FOTM you retard

>>151951952
>win a drinking game
>against a ginger
I don't think you understand how this works.
They're either Irish/bonglandian, or they're Russian.

>>151952796
>Deleted everything steam related from pc.
>Changed my MAC and IP.
>Got VPN.
>Started a new account.
>New email and new registration all through vpn.
anyone has screenshot of that reddit post that was posted here
of a guy who thought there was a conspiracy against him, someone tracks his accounts and arranges his matches with feeder bots?

>>151952284
perhaps it just became habit to him.

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>>151952779
Yes, yes I do

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>>151952907
That's fucking true. I was sick and tired of getting fucking peruvian three-stacks fucking up my games every match. I quit playing the game because of that. I don't understand why the fuck is so hard to get Solo Queue?

>>151952927
no; she's POTM, you imbecile

>>151952927
Can you read?
AGAINST ME.
I wouldn't complain if she was on my side.
I NEVER GET HER.

>>151952760
Whats there to understand, goy? You throw shekels at gaben and get next to nothing in return, it is fairly simple.

>>151953205
Try insta picking her.

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>>151952956
Not danish gingers :)

>>151953205
maybe the moon gods are shitting on you lad

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Im not new to dota, but im new to the memeing

Why is Mushi called a rapist?

>>151953325
She's boring.

AND AGAIN HOLY FUCK I WAS JUST QUEUING AND ITS MIRANA AGAIN STOP GABE PLEASE

Pick _____ if you want free mmr

>>151953495
See>>151952796

>>151953482
Raped his teeth.

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>>151953495
Why would I let you in on my roster of instalock and insta-win heroes?
>>151953482
Do you own a google?

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REEEEEEEEEEE
REEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DONT WANT TO WAIT FOR HER F9 F9 F9

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>>151953379
Red zones are the ground zeroes for gingerdom. 9/10 says she's got roots in either location.

>>151951686
If there is, having to ask means you don't belong there

>>151953482
because he is one?

>>151953742
2-4% pure redheads? Damn, too many girls are dying their hair these days.
I see what you mean, though the ancestry might be from ways back.

>>151953482
his government literally gave him a pass to rape anyone he wants without criminal prosecution

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>tfw no gf to eat dinner with after hard day at work, play some casual dotka and cuddle afterwards

Just fuck my shit up famalampai

>>151953924
>all that sauce
anon...

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>/vg/ stacks

>>151953924
I think I recognise that mousepad

But it's not you, Polandbro, is it?

>>151953924
>Casual dota

Fuck off thats the worse kind

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>>151953924
>that nearly rotten lettuce

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How the fuck do we stop him from shitting up the majors and ti7?
>interviewing holograms with no new voice lines, literally equal to SFM but in real life
>screaming
>getting to captain his own all star team

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>>151953874
That sounded like a dojin anon

>>151953495
VENOMANCER

>>151953924

I can be your gf if you want if you don't a penis

>>151953874
Cool.

>>151953924
>No complex carbs
bro...

>>151954173
I hate this cunt so much

>>151952107
Easily found with image search but here
https://exhentai.org/g/886061/79e17354e2/
Hopefully you'll at least try next time.

>>151954264
>Starch
>not a complex carb

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>>151954116
>soloholing a mirana
>only having greaves and a blink on a hero with the capability to rice at 40:00

>>151954173
>Hating on TI runner-up

>>151954264
Simple carbs for a simple man, such is dotka life

>>151953495
Timbersaw, Ogre Magoo

>>151953924
Ogar please go and stop posting your food everywhere. Especially that rotten-ass thing you call chicken

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>>151954173
>Hating OUR GUY Slacks

Slacks is LITERALLY the only interviewer in the Dota 2 scene who can get these autistic spoiled brats to talk to the camera in any meaningful way

>>151954054
its self made garlic sauce, with low fat greek yoghurt, all under control lad
>>151954160
kek
>>151954150
i dont even want to play this game anymore

i realized there are more important things in life than wasting time on videogames f.e. shitposting

>>151954252
sorry im only into cute introverted girls (no penis allowed)

>>151954147
its me (who else)

>>151954368
I never eat dressing, is that what you mean?

>>151953924
That's what Korean mukbang broadcast jockeys are for.

Well kinda, mostly the eating together part.

>>151954465
Reddit is not welcome here, leave now and never come back.

>>151954475
How have you been doing, seems like nothing much changed since the last time I recognised your mousepad

>>151953495
DP

Don't even have to do anything, just press R and W and wait.

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>>151954302
Yeah, sure

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>>151954608
>reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit secret club redit reddit reddit

I bet you've never experienced 4chan without captcha you infantile hyperbabby

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Why are these guys even in TI?

>>151954465
>>151954173

Fuck. I remember when I was still a redditfag and he posted his first ever video to the community (I think he was playing omni and voicing him with some sexist personality). His mic was literally shit, but it gave me a good chuckle, and I advised him to do more with better sound.

Now he's this cringy asshole, and I helped him to achieve it.

>>151954649
lately changed a bit in my life
started running 5k's barely playing videogames,

lost like 10 kg's throughout last year
i still need to go to gym and start working out for good tho.

Still kissless virgin but i at least manned up last friday and asked girl out (got rejected but no worries she was out of my league anyway)

>>151954870
(You)

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>PL doesn't choose hero until game has started
>comes moseying up to my offline at like 3 minutes into game
>tries to take a last hit, fails, makes me miss the cs of course
>angrily "Get back!" him and X ping him 3 times
>"ok Centaur will carry us"
>he just stands on lanes for like the first 10 minutes of the game, refusing to last hit anything
>go on to win the game with way better kda and hero damage and more farm with fucking centaur vs BoT PL

tales from the crypt

>>151954807
NA has literally 1 good team and these shitters

>>151954807
they are in TI becuase the na region is so shit they couldnt even find enough teams and their biggest competition was DRINKING BOYS

in na you litearlly show up for the qualifier and you go to seatle

Reminder that SirActionSlacks has 4796 solo mmr.

>>151955001
But anon, DC is European

>tfw when picking am against void off and outbullying the bully

senpaitachi...

>>151954807
lmao they almost eliminated DC in the qualifiers you faggot.

If they did they'd be TI champions right now I bet.

>>151954970
But PL is shit

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>>151954970
>a grand total of 10 strength for a hero who scales with strength and only strength
Must be nice in the trench where you just walk into them and their rock somehow falls.
>no agh on marinara
>TWO diffusalshits

>>151954958
That's good to know Anon

I stopped playing video games as well though I'd like to get back into it at some point, but not before I'm done studying and got my shit together

Getting into lifting seems like a good idea, I'd be interested in doing the same

Don't give up, remember that you're never gonna feel like doing something so just do it

>>151955153
>This utter dillusion

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>>151955110
what?

>>151955271
>my unkillable hero is the one that matters in a 5v5 in this patch

you retards keep posting this stupid fucking shit, it's no wonder you are failures at every level in life. aura carrying while dishing damage is basically the best thing you can possibly do to ensure wins in this bracket

>>151955153
TnC eliminated OG and they arent champions

TI6 Complexity is shit

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What do I build on:

>PA
>DP
>Lich

Secret new roster:

Arteezy
Forev
Mr.Presidente
Pie
!Attacker

Out

Wait, so Reso1ution is back to his slavic shithole? Sunsfan is a brutal fellow apparently.

>>151955328
>hes this ignorant and retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3XlEg_1jcI

fast forward to the last 10 minutes

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>>151955408
Or you could just fucking kill them.
Tough choice, I know. It'll stop working when they stop falling in line one at a time for you and BH to run over them.

>>151955271
>diffusial
>bad

shitstain

>>151955491
>Pshhh.... nothing personal, goy

>>151955491
he refused to pay the 66% prizepool cut and since valve pays players directly not organisation there was nothing DC could do but kick him

>>151955271
>diffusalshits
4/10 apply yourself

>>151955457
Mohammed doesn't want to go pro iirc

>>151953924
>gojira
get the fuck out

>>151955535
i guess you didnt see the 15k hero damage you fucking greasy turd

dont even give me your fucking nonwhite (You)s im sick of like 3.3ks trying to theorycraft my posts youre fucking shit it doesnt matter if the hero scales with str if nobody can kill me from 2500 hp to begin with you fuckin migrant

@151954970
Your inventory contains less than 6 hearts
that means your Centaur build is suboptimal

>>151955491
Reso fucked Sajedene. The jew is mad so hes disbanding the team.

>>151955810
>@151954970
Is this some kind of meme?

>>151955365
And Fnatic is UK.

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Post that one gif anon

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>>151955630
>paying valve to give you money
I'm not sure I understand what happened here.
Resolution refused to pay a prize pool cut? What does that mean?

>slav players
>utter shit at videogames

>simp1e goes to America
>great player

>reso1ution goes to America
>great player

huh, so America is the greatest country on earth after all

>>151955859
>Implying i will give (You)s to fucking PSG

>>151955872
he agreed to give 2/3rd of all his prizepool winning sto DC

normally DC would get the money from lans and they would give the players the change thats left after the cut, but valve pays directly to the players (for this exact reason btw) and reso simply said "no" so what else was there to do if you are DC? same thing happend to Artstyle when they won TI

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RIP CIS scene

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>compLexity Gaming has recently become the first esports organization to participate in a bootcamp at the IMG Academy – a world renowned training haven for traditional sports that has hosted notable athletes, such as Serena Williams, Maria Sharapova, various NFL and NBA stars.
>compLexity Gaming hired wise old Nahaz as their coach
>still lost everything

what did they mean by this? poor Kyle

>>151955792
Top Kek

Based white bro

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>>151955869

>>151955884
Reso carried empire every single time tho

Holy shit Reso pulled an Artstyle.

Fucking based

>>151955993
>implying you didn't now post twice in order to not give me a (You)
>implying you won't respond to this post

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>>151954681
Then how did I find it?
Am I just that much better than you?

>>151955445
phase deso into whatever for pa maybe throw in vlads and/or vanguard if you feel like it

>>151956080
Based reso jewing the jew

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>>151955765
come at me ladimir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxruGaCWfTw

>>151955630
>he refused to pay the 66% prizepool cut
How is this even allowed?

>invest 100k tops
>Get a 2+ million return in a couple of months

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>>151956080
Okay, now I understand. Thank you.

Nahaz has betrayed the stats, so the stats betreyed him

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Complexity are dog shit.

>>151955630
Merely sixty-six percent?
Oy vey what a bargain!

>>151955630
fucking based

>>151956268
Maybe

>>151956270
What about Helm for satanic eventually

>>151955630
>66% cut
what the fuck

>>151953495
>nobody said ARC WARDEN
The self is disgusted by this faggotry

>>151956080
>he agreed to give 2/3rd of all his prizepool winning sto DC
Holy fuck. That seems like it's way too much. But if he agreed, then what can you do?

He shouldn't expect to get on another team I guess, unless the entire thing gets unraveled.

>>151956332
>Thinking someone should have to give away over a million dollars
>66% goddamn percent of winnings

Same reason everyone pirates music ad movies, people realize most of the money goes to the jews at the very top all the time and not the people that earned it

>tfw more HotD buffs in 6.89
brace yourselves acolytes

>>151955630
SOURCE

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reminder that Peter " Bonjwa" Dager is a top tier master planner BUT even he didn't expect this time travelling madman on a revenge to ruin his plan

>>151956239
Source famalapaichi

>>151956645
hey 4chan admins, delete this please.

>>151950319
>tradition is that your engagement ring should be 3 months salary

This (((tradition))) is a modern invention

Diamonds are actually fundamentally worthless and the price of diamonds is the result of price-setting action from false scarcity created by the DeBeers corporation

Diamonds aren't even rare, rubies are more scarce than they are

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>>151956645
Misery never asked for any of it.

>>151956462
Maybe after you sell your deso.

Vlads lifesteal will work with deso and with phase, deso and vlads bonus you'll be deleting support with your dagger before the fight even starts.

>>151949850
>School wasn't for me
Look up his TEDx talk

>>151956645
i don't think you know what a bonjwa is anon

What should I masturbate to?

>Ogre magi is not broken

stupid dotards

>>151956645
Lmao

>>151955445
>PA
Phase boots and RoA > vanguard > deso > bkb > situational
>DP
Arcane boots > veil > aether lens > eul > octarine > situational
or
Phase boots > veil > solar crest > eul > octarine > situational
>Lich
idk anything your team needs
urn, force staff, glimmer cape, veil, lotus orb, vlads, pipe, gem
i usually recomend against building mek on support since this item falls off pretty quickly and it will be useless when you finish it

>>151956805
>Diamonds are actually fundamentally worthless
Just like everything, until you insert your own value judgement to them (if you don't care about your life, at all, not even water has any meaning to you)

>>151955872
>>151956332
>>151956437
>>151956439
>>151956502
>>151956634
easiest yous of my life familia who would agree to give a 66% cut lmao i have no clue how much DC takes

>>151956936
>not taling deso on pa first
>not building vlads
heh

>>151956631
I think Icefrog will buff the neutrals rather than the item itself to encourage using HotD's active.

I bet it will be something like
>Buffed up the spells the neutrals never use by themselves (Also buffs ench, doom and chen)
>Dominated creeps get bonuses based on the level of the hero that wields the HotD. +30 HP, +2 damage, +10 MP per level of the caster. This bonus is set on cast and does not adapt when the caster levels up unless the creep is re-dominated
>Dominated creeps can be re-dominated to refresh their HP and MP. HotD has global range when used this way

What do I do to keep from killing myself Dotards? Dota doesn't do it for me anymore.

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>>151957059
>turns out it's actually 85%

>>151951186
>not "HA-HA"

>>151957141
Watch anime

www.twitch DOT tv/followkudes/v/83551033?t=9h14m30s

post yfw stupid russians get slaughtered by /vg/

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>>151957059

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>>151957141
Find your faith again and wait patiently for the race war, where you'll become a crusader and at the end get a qt 2D gf

>>151957141
Play League of Losers, or what the ongoing LCS

>totally not a league shill, btw

>>151957243
ah fuck thats the wrong moment this is the ending its more fun


www.twitch DOT tv/followkudes/v/83551033?t=9h16m55s

>>151957141
Watch the films of Terrence Malick.

>>151957243
what the fuck am I looking at, idiot

>>151957072
>not taling deso on pa first
what the point getting deso first? its not like you going to fight with 800 HP and lvl 1 ult
>not building vlads
vanguard gives you enough sustain to jungle while also making you more survivable and can be build into abyssal later on
>inb4 muh 15% damage aura

>>151957542
check the second link i had the wrong timestamp

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Friendly reminder that this woman was friendzoned by Admiralmemedog

>>151957670
good choice by anyone over 15 holy shit life is not anime does she know that?

>>151957670
like admiral cuckdog could pull this top tier QT

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>no Asanagi dota 2 doujin

Why even live familia....

>>151957670
Show her body if you dare.

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>>151957662
Nah man.

>>151957902
:(

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new team

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>>151957670
>a 6/10 porcelain doll looking chink that cakes enough chemicals on her face she could take rust off metal by rubbing her face on it

She just looks unnatural goddamn whatever happened to a bit of lipstick and maybe some eye liner, who finds that shit attractive? I bet it looks like she dropped several cans of paint whenever she showers it off

>>151957809
I'd rather it be a Mizuryu Kei one.

>>151952384
he was so fucknig handsome
what went wrong

Is canceldota worth watching? Literally no one else

im all out of music to listen to i litearlly have aspergers or something and listen to something i like thousands of times until i dont like it anymore

i am willing to open myself to any new kind of music as long as its good so feel free to post it

>>151958318
>Literally no one else
ixmike

Liquid.SingSing?
Liquid.SexyBamboe?

>>151958318
funnek is streaming

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>>151958330
Enjoy

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>>151956631
right here

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>>151958256
>not Hisasi
Off yourself

>>151958330
literally same shit here. How to properly explore music world senpaitachi?
Listening to Rocket League OST for a gazillion times fml

>>151958515
just let le old guard die in peace

sumail w33 miracle proven that new players win you lans not your epic friends from way back

>>151958484
This is gonna sound like shitter-tier, but I can't find and answer.
If you apply caustic to 5 creeps, and kill them next to a hero (with burrow or some shit), does he take 1100 magical damage?

>>151958630
Fuck u

>>151958330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLC9CHxNHHU

>>151957102
>Neutral monsters now work the same as morphling replicate
There

also
>Implying icefrog works on the game anymore

>>151958673
yes
thats why sandkings now go 4-0-4

lost a game once because my lvl 8 sandking had no epicenter when they were roshing fun times

>>151958596
He no speako englando

>>151958818
doesn't bother me
but if you want english there's /ixmike88 or /monkeys_forever on right now

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>have lots of fun games to play
>finally get lots of time to play them
>end of the day
>end up having played nothing

>>151957629
nigga you chip them with dagger hoping for a crit then go balls deep if you do.
agreed on the vanguard tho but
>vanguard first item on the worst farming hard carry in the game
uuuh

WHAT IF
>PICK PITLORD
>PICK VENGEFUL SPIRIT
>VENGE SUICIDES INTO THEIR TEAM WITH MAXED AURA
>-76% DAMAGE FOR THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM
RATE MY STRATEGY DOTARDS

>>151958921
thanks man

>>151959195
>76% damage reduction
>in exchange of playing 3v5
seems fair to be honest

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>AFK jungle LC does nothing but ping spam and bitch about everyones item timings
>he's in party with a guy 1k mmr above game average

Why is this allowed?

>>151959195
Add a morphling to replicate VS before she suicides so your team keeps the +36% aura

Also have VS go vlad + Dominated alpha wolf

THIS CANNOT GO WRONG

>>151959327
if guy jungles and pings all game there is no way he has many good boy points

that means you dont have either

so in all, like always, its your fault that you get matched with shitters becuase you are shit yourself

>>151958330
$uicideboy$

I've gone up 200 mmr already

>>151959327
I don't report for flame.
I don't report for feeding or bad play.
I just report 2 stacks in ranked.

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genuinely couldn't tell what hero this is from the thumbnail

>https://twitter.com/w33haa/status/765451876418592768
>Miracle
>W33
>Misery
>Fly
>Cr1t

Is this the best team ever? N0lans on suicide watch?

>>151959565
Underlord has arcana already?

>>151959584
>Best team ever
it has Fly and Cr1t on it so no

>>151959565
for real,who is it

slardar?

>>151959565
underlord arcana

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how are there people who have over 1000 matches, a high winrate, but shit MMR?

>>151959623
>>151959660
>>151959667
Earth Shaker

>>151959584
you do know Misery hates being the captain and drafter so he will stop also he will play offlane etc

this will be NOTHING like DC in ti6 it will be just fly drafting shit making shit calls and hoping Miracle can win anyway

this time maybe it will even work since nolans is gone but still that team isnt the best

>>151959565
it has horns like clinkz so clinkz

>>151959565
Earthshaker?

>>151959778
They get carried in partys and never play solo

>>151959584
Merlini
winter
Maut
??
cap

>>151959793
>guessed from dk, to sand king, to maybe bristleback
>earthshaker

OUR BOY BLITZ IS STREAMING FAMILIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>151959501
DID SOMEONE SAY
>GOOD
>BOY
>POINTS

>>151959651
>Hating Cr1t
He's to cute to be hated on. TOO CUTE

>>151959882
Look at his other tweets. He pretty much confirmed.

>>151949114
thanks, mr.president

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how do i ensure that i lose my calibration mmr games without feeding on purpose and achieve worst mmr i possibly can?
i want to start from bottom

>>151959816
fly will listen to misery

misery didn't say he hated being captain, he said he'd much rather be the guy next to the captain and the jew will listen

really like reso and saksa so this sucks

rtz and moo to eg, fear and universe to retire?

>>151959584
Do these "perform brilliant and then stir shit up" happen in real sports?

>>151957670
where's this video from?

>>151960283
>universe retire
????

>>151960285
Not exactly. Players tend to go towards the team that is willing to pay the higher salary.

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EG insider here

EE is joining a second EG team

>>151959124
idk i never seen PA that goes damage item before sustain item doing well, unless she snowballs really hard
>worst farming hard carry
but we are talking about PA, not about CK or spectre

>>151959990
why would fly and miracle move from OG?

Did OG players all use riki ult at the same time?

what are good starting items for offlane pudge

>>151960631
They haven't moved.

Nolans got fucking booted from the team for being a shitter

>>151960694
Ring of repick into cloak of abandon

>>151960631
they're not

misery and w33 are moving away from DC

>>151950319
>>151949667
>40k is a lot of money

you do realize that puppey has made over a million dollars in prize pool money alone not including salary money?

what do you think he's buying rings every two days or something, the dude is pretty much set for life if he invests properly

>>151960556
So thats why eg lost against dc, poopd actually learned how to throw games from EE

>>151960631
I think it's w33 and misery moving to OG instead.

>>151954807
More importantly why was Swindlezz at the all stars match? They didnt make the main event

>>151960694
slippers of uninstal this fucking game already you are ruining games

>>151960694
theres a slahsers guide for him

>>151960272
Play an initiating support badly

Initial MMR calculation uses DPS and KDA as heavily weighted factors

If you do no damage all game and die a lot without achieving anything then you'll shit the bed

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>>151960717
>>151960762
>sunsfan's face

Also wouldn't that mean Misery and w33 now pulled an arteezy?

>>151956268
because google uses your history as a tool to find shit

so the reason why you found it probably because your history is full of porn

>>151960817
I was watching that part where EE walks on when Dendi is picked, then I saw swindlezz and wondered the same thing.

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Predict Secret 5.0.
Go.

>>151959967
Damn, i had around 10k a couple months ago, but then internet shits itself during one bad game, everyone on my team reports me, i get an abandon and fall to 8.9k. I am at 9.5k now and still recovering

>>151960815
who's gonna leave og?

>>151961112
fly and moon

>>151960939
No, it means that team that was going to disband anyways after TI, disbanded.

They were ragtag bunch of people that got screwed over or overlooked players that got together just because of TI and TI only.

who's 6/7 on blitz stream kek

>>151961112
>>151961138
I'm sure it wasn't that hard to figure it out :^)

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>>151961112
moon n0tail

Whats your favourite hero combo bros?

mine is tiny and techies on the offlane

>>151961024
BSJ, CLQ, rtc, ppd, and sheever

>>151961286
Watching Waga's stream cause he's cute and I like his voice :3

>>151960556
>obvious fake twatter account
sure thing bud

>>151954465
>>151954791
do you ever go to sleep

I swear every time slacks is mentioned you show up

does he pay you in reddit votes or something?

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>B-God back to core.

>>151961093
>>151959967
I'm at 9.5k too but most of my games are awful, seq num last report is 200 though.

Is 10k the highest?

>>151959053
same senpai
i end up spending all day napping and shitposting and watching anime

>>151961589
?

>>151962025
Who? You say B-God yet your picture is of h0neylans

>enemy team picks spectre and phantom lancer
>they literally both buy mantas later in the game
>in the draft guy declined playing earthshaker and instead went crystal maiden after everybody else was locked in
HMMM

>>151962025
can't wait to watch him lose every game where anti mage is banned

>when the forced 50 just fucking rapes you

jungle pa who build vlads, vanguard
invoker mid who gets shit on by storm spirit
solo offlane earthshaker
and an arcane curse spamming "support" silencer

just fuck my game up famalam

>its hot as fuck
>some cat just shat under my window
FUCk

>>151962359
B-God = BigDaddy God

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>>151962705
>not picking a hero capable of cliff jungling every game
>not using the threat of afk jungling to bully your team

>>151962087
yes, 10000 to be exact
>I'm at 9.5k too but most of my games are awful
idk for me its around 50/50
may be it depends on server, i play on russia