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Monkeyevil edition

>resources
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>>151939936
His name is Medievil.
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>>151940650
what games do you speedrun, anon?
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this doggy is so dead it's unbelievable
i may be a marathon shitter from AGDQ14 but regardless this is pretty sad to watch, it wasn't this bad even back then
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>>151940974
Medievil
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>>151941374
the doggy only dies during EU hours. EU bros let us down.
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Reminder that Kirby Super Star 100% (Hoshi no Kirby Super Deluxe) is the best and purest speed category in the best and purest speed game. If you do not run this category you are a fuck up in the speedrunning community.
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>>151942227
Is that the one with the no-vid nip record?
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>>151942227
>Resetting to save time is not allowed.
lmao
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GrindxMonkey
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>>151942319
>it's real
Why is this shit allowed?
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>>151943698
weebs in power
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>>151942227
>>151942319
>>151943806
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>>151944385
>can't verify a fucking thing
>free whirl rekky enjoy! I love nippon!
imagine being the 2nd guy
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>Reminder that fniure is one of the few speedrunners to get import speedpussy as a result of speedrunning.
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>>151944571
Noice
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>Reminder that fniure is one of the few speedrunners to get import speedherpes as a result of cuckoldry.
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>It's a "Pie sends his main twitch account a fake emotional message from his alt twitch account for publicity" episode.
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Someone...
Please stream....
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SERG dies tonitgh
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*Bes epic to bump the doggy*
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I just gotta 1 thing to yall busta azz niqquhs

Cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo
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>>151952987
what do you mean by "yall busta azz niqquhs"?
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I started watching your stream last year during your month of mario and watched pretty much every single stream for awhile just lurkin, and stopped watching for a couple months. In December of last year, my little sister passed away from a horrible cancer - like disease, and a few months later, my grandma passed away from falling down the stairs. I was dealing with grief as well as my social anxiety being incredible out of control, and it still is. I started watching your streams again in May, and they've really been great for me. They've given me a nice friendly (snug) place to be almost every night, where I dont have to worry about my real life, I can just hang out with the chat, and watch you play videogames. Just you commentating what you play in general is awesome for me, and I cant really explain it, but I wanted to thank you for how much youve helped me. I wish I could thank you with money, but I have no job right now and cant afford it, so this will have to do for now. Thank you so much for everything you do. You're my favorite streamer on twitch and I hope to continue watching you for a long time. Stay snug my friend.
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>>151953949
Okay.
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>>151953949
Did you actually type out every single word from the screencap?
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>>151955016
I'm the original author of that bullshit
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>>151955196
You could have put in sth epic like the first word of every sentence spelling "fuck you".
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post speedruns
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>>151955441
pie posting a personal message on twitter for good boy points is sad enough
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>>151939936
I remember being stuck in the graveyard as a kid playing this. It was fun but it drove me to insanity.
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>>151955890
thanks for the late response!
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>>151955890
thanks for the late response!
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>>151955923
>>151955984
better than none be grate-full please
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>>151955890
Medi!
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>>151953917
Cran aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggas doe
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>>151956989
what do you mean by "yall niggas"?
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>>151956989
jajajajajaja
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a crazy medievil
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https://twitter.com/Kaztalek/status/765386927159803904
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a crazy, CRAZY medievil
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CRAZY CRAZY MEDIEVIL
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My cultural marxism says I'm a woman because I ~feel~ like a woman, but my chromosomes say I'm a MAN by NATURE.
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>>151959759
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Croni is based desu
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Doggy is ded desu
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>>151939936
/srg/ how do I become a popular twitch speed runner?
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>>151960786
check out streambig.net
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>>151960786
thanks for the late response!
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>>151960848
Thanks my twitch is /trihex
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>>151960786
Be anything other than a straight White male
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>>151959915
>ywn chug soylent and rum cocktails with narci while smashing the patriarchy marker tag at a time
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>>151961198
>ywn chug soylent and cum rocktails into narci's boipucci
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narci saves the thread
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>>151964294
*kill
quit posting this degenerate
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>>151958957
get squid on this
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>>151964378
stop trying to police the thread
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>>151964578
stop posting non speed things
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Who's pumped for AGDQ 2017?
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>>151964726
>you can't post speedrunners in a speedrunning general
monkey logic
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>>151942054
well duh. esa was fucking bad
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fucking tranny freaks
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>>151964294
>ywn hit the vape at narcis place and just like vibe on smash
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>this shithole is so dead that it can't even make it to the bump limit before it falls off
>threads still get made
just let this doggy rest in peace already
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>>151944385
this is not 100%, the post clearly read 100%.
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The ultimate sign that you failed as a parent is that your child calls themself 'transgender'
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>>151966483
word
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>>151966015
where else am i gonna post my medievil failed meme?
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>>151966483
gonna have to drop a steaming hot word on this
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You know why they call it a "dead" thread
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>>151967196
nowhere
just fucking stop already nkrobbie
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Which speedrunner is literally you? For me, it's Witwix - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
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>>151968009
uhh me? the fuck kinda question is this
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where were you when pokemon speedrunning was saved?
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>>151968009
>self posting
smdh tbqhwu
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>>151968202
>wibbler going against his time method meme
never thought I'd see the day
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>>151968009
dunno, can i get a lsit of runners and their traits?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LDyOOK8FiM
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>>151968009
Iateyourpie. I'm not like those other 'rich' streamers, but if you just want a snugged out stream with a genuinely nice dewd you got it right here bub.
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>>151970469
o_o
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>>151970587
>>151970696
>de headcrab face
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>>151970773
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>>151968009

Clintstevens because I'm hot and get all the girls but secretly wish I was #1 in something just once.
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>>151971643
>de hippie spacing
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Time to abandon this inactive general and move over to the true, censorship free, home of speedrunning discussion...

.../r/SamandTolki
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Good news, boys. I PB'd by 7 seconds today!
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i wish bene would stream now desu :/
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https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/765642521275830273

>No ads option
>No donation reading option
>No BIG GYM GAINS blog option
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why is KartSeven wearing a nighty and calling himself Alicia?
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>>151977907
>>151978007
why didn't you sage?
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>>151978067
sorry, have this bump
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did you really steal the simple rockets general's (SRG) name for THIS?!
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>>151978007
really need to know this
is the affliction airborne?
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>>151978472
autism general is free, go for it.
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>>151978007
have we got another tranny degenerate on our hands
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>>151978472
>joking about general wars again
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> current year
> the categories aren't arbitrary
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name a single non tranny speedrunner
you cant
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>>151979358
me
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>>151979402
prove it
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>>151979010
it fucking looks like it
shit
I wish I hadn't learned this, I had massive respect for him.
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Why does Trihex need to route his own commissioned romhack?

>"Hey Trihex, here's $4.20 to keep up the excellent stream, hope you optimize this romhack . SWAG GOD PUSSY DESTROYER"
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>>151979010
who is we?
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>>151979527
How do you speed up the tranny freak suicide process?
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>>151979557
literally haven't watched trihex in over a year

is he still doing stepmania shit
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>>151978007
some please update the tranny ranking
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>>151981525
__________ Yes
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>>151981725
why did you spoiler?
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>>151979358
You transition when you can't compete.
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>>151981725
LOL
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>>151979557
is trihex going to have him transfer it onto a snes cart and hoard the romhack or can i download it and snipe his wr
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a stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh
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what the FUCK is a bird laugh?
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Hitler was right
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>>151985175
>>151985478
werent you just chatting with squid in his stream, why would you instantly come here to shitpost about him
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>>151985769
i'm not shitposting anyone so FUCK you and tell me what the FUCK a bird laugh is RIGHT now
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Hitler was Marxist
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>>151986228
Hi JIDF
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>that one guy who hasn't heard the bird laugh
what's his story?
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ahhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhh
ahhhhhhh
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>>151986656
holy FUCK what the FUCK is bird laugh already
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>>151986980
i'll link it to you after you answer this questionnaire:
1) how new are you?
2) what's your story?
3) do you think i'm cute?
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>>151987169
1) i haven't looked at these shitty threads in a year
2) an indian news site
3) you're an ugly spic so no
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How is our boi chibi doing these days? heard he landed a cushy job a while back
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>>151987506
dead in a ditch
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>>151987506
He is back to running that snowboard kiddo game
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>>151987169
1. i'm not
2. i'm here to ruin /srg/
3. are you a girl
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o3o
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shut up about this bird laughing shit, none of you pathetic virgins have ever been in hysterics in your life clearly
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>>151987583
You lier! He is streaming live right now

https://www.twitch tv/chibi
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>>151987785
tell me what the FUCK it is and i'll shut up about it
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>>151987785
t. bird police
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>>151987620
>have good memories of a game
>its run by a shitter
why in the fuck does this keep happening to me all the time
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>>151987785
what do you mean by "you pathetic virgins"?
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>>151987785
bird laugher detected
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>>151987928
Shit...
Is it possible?
Do you think Squid has actually had sex?
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>>151987820
what the HEY man
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>>151988329
why did you spoiler?
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>>151982674
WRs only count on ~original hardware~! But don't worry! You can buy a real cart with the romhack directly from Trihex for just 199.99$ and compete for the WR!!
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>>151988329
of course not, hes saving it for me
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>>151988464
do you think he would throw in a jwong x trihex fan poster?
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>>151988681
Do you think he runs a fucking charity??? You will pay 40$ for that poster like everyone else. He will sign it for you on stream though, he's that nice!
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>>151988834
he signed yours?? WTF trihex told me i needed to donate 5 dollars for that

if he doesnt give up the sig on the tanktop/rom combo i just ordered i dont know if i can renew my sub for a third year...
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>>151979296
delete this
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>>151991935
thanks for the late response!
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Why aren't you guys supporting our boi chibi by tuning into his stream? We are having a blast there right now but the more the merrier
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>>151992073
who is we?
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>tfw used to spent hours on serg every day but now i check in once a week at most

lost that special connection, lads
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who is the cutest speedgirl and why is it rawrica
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>>151993276
it probably is
like what actual females are even left
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>>151970469
>>151970696
>>151970721
>>151988283
why did you delete?
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Why do you fucks sit around shitposting when you could be improving your times?
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>>151994938
no one here speedruns
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>>151994938
what do you mean by "you fucks"?
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>>151994938
i dont want to turn gay
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>>151994989
Why not?
Shit's fun and rewarding yo.
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>>151994162
it definitely is. rawrica is a serious cutie
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Trihex is live bros
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HANELUGN
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>>151992885
>tfw still spend hours on serg every day
>have a tab open at all times
>read every post meticulously
>browse on mobile when im not home
>dont speedrun
>dont even watch speedruns
>haven't watched a marathon in 2 years
>just waiting, hoping, dreaming that maybe someday, someone will post more croni nudes and i will be there for it when it happens

maga
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>>151999343
"more"
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when this general began it was fucking bad
then it got even worse and I didn't think it could get worse
than it got even worse
then I left
and now I check again and it's still here and even worse

how the fuck do you do it
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>>152005778
you're not helping by letting it live with this post
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>>152005907
>what is sage
n e w
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>>152005968
yes it gets bumped down to pg10 like nothing but there's still the wait period for it to actually die
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>>151995092
https://exhentai.org/g/961479/53e49841ff/
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does cronikeys still post here

will she post new nudes
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>>152008702
thanks for the late response!
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>>151994938
I shitpost while running
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our boy CLINTSTEVENS is LIVE with some hot 100% OOT speedruns. i'm feeling he's going to PB tonight.
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>>152019723
Why would anybody want to watch WorseThanZFGStevens?
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>'_____ owns.'

#HowToMakeMeCringe
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>Mr_Shasta, recently self outed as a furry who has been pushing The Wanders Twitch team to make it big on Twitch, now has an avatar which is a cartoon version of himself.
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Should I import the Japanese version of an upcoming game right away so I can be the first to find all the tricks and routes and stream it and get followers based on being first?
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A bullet in every uninformed stream monster.
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>>152020702
that sounds familiar...
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>>152022589
Yes, what game?
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>>152022589
Is this P5?
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anyone here running shadow warrior classic yet
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>>152029978
Why would you speedrun in the current year?
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>>152030958
t. squid poster
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>mfw ari aka "soe"
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>>152035418
why didn't you sage, anime?
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>>152035510
because then the thread would die, anon-kun!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7z1lI_vl0g
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>>152012962
tranny nutter
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>>152036521
Hey thanks for posting my run but that was not necessary.
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>>152037002
thanks for the late response!
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>>152037040
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i know at least some of you still speedrun video games so submit your game to this epic marathon.

thanks brothers

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdoICaJbxGcU51drGHmLe_OucptBdrf2lP4Vy1Ud8PtU1pE6A/viewform?c=0&w=1
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>>152040765
why didn't you sage?
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>>152040989
Why don't you cry about it?
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>>152040765
sounds good, get it in the next thread op
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>>151999343
maga
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>>152043714
thanks for the late response!
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>check cheese's twitter feed
>beach photos

oh..
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>>151999343
all me except for the last one
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>>152043741
post butthole you fuck

>>152044337
uhh no cheese is ugly senpai
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>>152044337
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>>152044578
thanks for the late response!
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>>152045397
thanks for the (You)s, senpai!
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>>152045506
>>152045506
>>152045506
>>152045506
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>>152045397
got a (You) thanks a bunch dude!
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>>152045397
thanks for the late response!
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>>152045630
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lalala poopooo game go fast
tee hee
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>>152046208
Sounds like a halfcoordinated tweet
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Y'all need to go easier on trihex. His channel is old news. He'll be out of a job by Summer 2017.

http://www.twinge.tv/trihex/growth/#/587

And his girlfriend doesn't have much of a channel to speak of.

>http://www.twinge.tv/blackantivenom/growth/#/459
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>de triggered failed sellout tranny
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i hope none of you fucks made that TMR thread on /vr/
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>>152052434
It's probably one of his fans. He has been ranting about his low viewership for the past weeks and telling his viewers to do more to advertise him. Was literally berating his viewers for like half an hour, because he didn't get enough retweets one day.
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>>152052434
what do you mean by "you fucks"?
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>>152053018
he has low viewership because he think's he's a fucking musician and singer. he will break out in broken english song at least once an hour and it's painful to listen to. he also thinks playing the flute makes him some kind of rock star (lol).

in all seriousness, he lost a lot of his viewers during the whole russian thing. no one wanted to watch his channel while he spoke russian and his chat was filled with russian comments
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>>152055046
why did you spoiler?
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>>152050879
good thing this Strong Jewish Trans Woman is always there to defend Her sisters in a time of need
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>>152050879
is that person unironically a ten year old tranny? what the fuck
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>>152058351
it is ironic
10 that claims to be 13
its a cyber shitter in the first place anyway
he truly is raising a bunch of kids down the wrong way
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>>152009132
I diligently read EVERY post of EVERY thread and will continue to work my heart out when I become your next Speedpresident.
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>>152059779
thanks for the late response!
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lol
https://twitter.com/cincinanc/status/765955392153214976
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>>152059779
thanks
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>>152061890
who is this and why is it so ugly
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bene tell duke to stream thanks
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bene tell y_ to tell z_ to stream thanks
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>>152065134
always gotta make it about you huh
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can anyone tell me what happened between firedragon764 and kungfufruitcup?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11014616
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>>152067804
she switched from someone else after realizing the crater
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>>152059779
Fuck off you irrelevant freak and put your ugly dog down
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>>152068056
what
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>>152068229
dont bring the pup into this
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>>152068892
dont force your dog into polishit
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>>152059779
stop posting here forever thank you
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>>152059779
I'm mad at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! argh
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>>152070458
you're cute
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>>152071253
o_o
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>>152071359
not you though
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>>152071474
v_v
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Chibi for Speedpresident.
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>>152059779
We truly are blessed to have someone like Cronikeys in this speedelection.
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>>152072840
thanks for the late response!
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>>152072840
Nothing "blessed" about a man embodying the very excesses of cultural marxist degeneracy.
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>>152059779
Post more nudes I couldn't bust to the last set
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>>152073052
thanks for the late response!
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>>152072840
who is we?
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>>152069141
im not croni that is just a fine pup and he din actually du nuffin
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>>152077246
Starfox is a scoundrel and menace to society. Vote Chibi
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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>>152078782
0.02$ have been transferred to your bank account.
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>>152067804
I think she broke up with him but not sure why
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>>152081132
thanks for the late response!
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>>152081132
not sure why? are you stupid? These speedcucks are clueless about relationships and females sense that. These bitches jump in to leech as much attention as they can from them and their fanbase. When they find a better cock they cheat on them. This happens with literally every speedrunner you can imagine. I'm actually concerned about Trihex because when he gets cucked he might go insane or even kill himself
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>>152085205
trihex's gf was a stream monster
kungfufruitcup is a girl with a large forehead that couldnt get good at league of legends

you act like they are any better/smarter
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>>152085367
female expertise on relationships is natural, they can suck your soul while you're sleeping
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What's with NKR and that blue doll?
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>>152086054
shes white
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>>152086054
>white
>blue eyes
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>>152085663
it will just end in a funny and destructive stalemate dont worry my dude

trihex has tons of posters and ebonics left in him he's good
>>
Cheering is a new way to show support for streamers and celebrate the moments you love with the community. A Cheer is a chat message that uses Bits, which are evolving animated emotes that you can buy.
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>>152086054
she's cute ok
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>>152079629
word
>>
i miss Geoff's speedstreams

anyone else?

yeah i know hes a fag but hes our fag, why did he start this Pokemon shit anyway? does it make better money?
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>>152079629
word
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>>152088953
>verified
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slayer stream liru
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>>152088953
i just looked at cosmo's past broadcast to see how the transition has been going

skipped to a random point and he was crying tears

that can't be healthy...lol
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>>152089404
Why don't you Headcrab?
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>>152089742
no one watches me ( ._.)
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>"muh chromosomes"
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>>152090000
quads confirm that Trump will be elected
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>>152089961
Maybe that's because you stream garbage games like xcom and doom instead of good games like liru and kwawurariru
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>>152090221
xcom is the best game ever created in the history of mankind though
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>>152090389
Clearly not or people would actually watch you.
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>>152088953
why did you delete?
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>>152090581
most people just had bad taste like you
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>>152090594
i didn't, fucking janitor did
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>>152090658
"Wahh wahh I'm the only person on this earth that's right, literally everyone else is wrong"
You're the only person on this earth that's right, literally everyone else is wrong!
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trihex is speedrunnering yoshi rom hacks lmao
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>>152090859
im glad we agree on something R)
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>>152089607
It's actually addictive as fuck.
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>>152090932
who is we?
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>>152091017
me and you (my bf)
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>>152090937
what is addictive? Crying?
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>>152091068
o_o
>>
my mom is cool
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>>152091089
Yes. I forced myself a few times cause I was always emotionally distant and felt like doing it every day.
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>>152091436
yea, youre fuckead up
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>>152091373
your mom has taken a d*ck inside her womb LOL!
>>
my momm is cool
>>
my mommy is nice :)
>>
my mom is cool and my mom will treat you right
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my mom told me to stay away from squid. she hates stupid fucking grind monkeys with bird laughs
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a stupid fucking skeleton with a bone laugh
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>>152092226
>>152092329
>>152092349
>>152091373
Pie, this incestuous fixation is unhealthy and you know it.
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The king of splicing is live!
twitch.tv
/downtimedeath
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fw ichihime won
>>
medi
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fucking trannies
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I can't wait!
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OK so I got my hands on an antique vase and was able to sell it for $100. How can I use that money to help save speedrunning?
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>>152104539
get cosmo to kill himself
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>>152101750
but the trannies like croni are pretending to support trump, trying to brute force their way into conservative circles and normalize their freudo-marxist "trans" degeneracy, corrupting and ultimately trying to smash the very core of humanity (traditional family) in the process.
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>>152055479
TIME

What was my time?
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>>152111993
Still waiting on that time.
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>>152111018
Stop and put your ugly little rat of a dog down
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>>152112809
That doggy is cute! CUTE!
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>>152112975
Stop posting like a little faggot
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>>152113348
You first.
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>>152111018
the is someone out there
right now
somewhere in the world

that would give money to cronikeys for this
>>
fw ywn be an aryan speedrunner god who imports speedgirls
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>>152114129
>speedgirls
There is no such thing because girls cannot speedrun.
>>
>BounceyBoy is worse at SM64 than Squid
>Pie is better than both
Wow, seeing runners pick up 70 star has really changed my perspective.
>>
>It's a "DsS has a goal to get 250 subs but refuses to play games people like to watch" episode
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>>152114478
Squid has healthy hands unlike Bounceyboy who is essentially disabled and should run in a seperate category.
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>>152114478
it's hilarious how grindxmonkey tries to act like he's a speedrunner when fucking pie is miles ahead of him despite "not being a speedrunner"
>>
"Do you think it's productive to call me a whiny faggot totodile_dundee? What's the point of that? What's the point of saying that? Like great fucking contribution man. Fuck you ass hole. Jesus Christ. I'm just done with this shit. "

When he said "I'm just done with this shit" was he talking about being a male?
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>>152116223
>1(ONE) game is enough to compare "skill" and it being MILES apart
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phil or kyle?
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>>152113536
>>152113292
>>152111993
LOL! t b h
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>>151949350
not on my watch
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https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/766153051644178432 its time to open fire boys
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>>151942690
fuck you man :(
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tfw when you get kicked from sigs chat for asking for a 120 star run

it's a sad time to be alive
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>>152127552
get fucked stream monster scum
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>>152127631
whatever man, cosmo and sig runs got me into speedrunning and now i have the WR in chuck rock 2 so suck my fucking dick
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>>152127552
he's a lost cause
give up already
>>
intermittent reminder that pie is now and always has been our boi
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>>152127778
pie is the best sm64 runner in this thread
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>>152128814
word
>>
how long until nancy sends her sweden "boyfriend" to the cuckshed to get culturally enriched?
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>>152088195
"wrist problems"

yes for the money
>>
>narci has given up on faking the girl voice

lol
>>
http://www.twitch
.tv/narcissawright

HOLY FUCK SHE'S GOING IN ON HER VIEWERS

THIS IS BRUTAL
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>>152133835
Nah he/she/xer is still doing it. Maybe not as much.

Hearing this voice made me realize how much i miss Cosmo's deep sexy voice. It seriously made watching his stream much nicer.
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narcissa having a mental breakdown over being suggested to play oot. this is great.
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>>152134783
this was in xer thumbnail when I was on my phone
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>>152136316
Shit, niggas be savage.
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>>152114478
i think we all know who would be on top if they all played the same amount
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>>152134783
He's beyond help. He's lost any real love he had for gaming and is now just whining and attention whoring. He wants his old viewership back, but has no desire to make his stream anything like it once was, or to put any effort whatsoever into working towards a new style of channel.
Just a depressing, toxic mess. Stay away for your own well being.
>>
>>152134783
>watch this freak talk about how he deserves more viewers while making prepracticed tranny freak faces in an attempt to look "cute"
>get utterly disgusted
Why anyone would still give a fuck about him is beyond me.
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Hello /srg/!
I'm here to introduce Golden Super Mario Bros., a swag romhack made to bring Super Mario Bros. back into the GDQ spotlight.
A streamlined experience, Golden Super Mario Bros. features a swag new title, a trimmed level set for length (8 worlds have been cut), and a brand new ending!
Let's get a free WORLD RECORD without competition and shoot for 100k+ people watching me this January as I achieve 150 APM live, son!
Look out for the future physical release I'll be doing for only $99 (or $149 if you want me to supply the cart).

Download: a.pomf.cat/ntiecj.nes
Credits: JisuArt; Fakku; Twitch Bits; Headcrab Clone
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>>152137949
I really, really like this post.
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>>152137949
good post
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>>152137949
IT'S REAL NIGGA!
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>>152137949
the effort put into this post and webm deserves a nice late response.
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>>152137949
epic
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>>152137949
delete this
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>>152137949
Dude nice.
>>
>been slowly getting into mirrors edge speedrunning
>really get into it recently
>not great but pretty happy to be able to pull off the shit I can do
>decide to see if there's a /vg/ for speedrunning
>there is
>it's an absolute shithole, no-one's actually talking about speedrunning, just shitposting about e-celebs and medievil
What's everyone speedrunning?
What's their current time?
Last time I timed it I was on 1:30 or so for Mirror's Edge, but haven't timed it in a while and I've gotten a fair bit better and learned some proper section skips though I'm still hit and miss with it, might be under the hour mark now, certainly hope so. Might see if I can do a speedrun for a local con next year.
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>>152142569
Fuck off
>>
>>152111018
>>152111134
>>152111685
>>152111993
>>152113292
>>152113536
>>152124992
why did you delete?
>>
>>152132053
>>152138712
>>152142569
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>152142569
What's there to talk about? Nobody gives a fuck about your speedgame.
>>
>>152142973
it's called being considerate
>he doesn't tag his shit at video games spoilers
>>
>>152143149
>he missed the entire part where I wanted to hear about other people's speedruns
I didn't expect to hear about a lot of ME speedruns, I just wanted to talk about speedruns people are doing in general.
>>
>>152143292
whom*
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>>152142569
Just got this in Klonoa Wii. Good luck with Mirrors Edge!
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>>152143332
Good job! What's the program you used to record times?
>>152143292
William Shakespeare, learn your English literature.
>>
>>152143324
let's talk about you why are you 1:30 in a 30 minute run and planning to go to events with your shit time?
>>
let's talk about shutting the fuck up
>>
>>152143440
I live in a shithole, it's not a massively popular game and I have plenty of time to git gud.
>>
>>152143515
how about you actually get good before being an attention seeking irrel
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>>152143439
I use LiveSplit as my timer & I use OBS as my streaming / recording program.

LiveSplit - http://livesplit.github.io/
OBS - https://obsproject.com/

I've had an older version of OSB for quite some time so it's probably the 'classic' one of the webpage.
>>
>>152143678
So what do you speedrun?
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>>152143767
your mommy got WR last night
>>
>>152143814
Please see a doctor about your peepee anon
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Stream !
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>>152145449
No, anime
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>>152137949
hahahahaha, good one!
>>
>>152147102
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152147437
hahahahaha, bad one!
>>
>>152147726
>responding to a bot
>>
Now that Bboy has lost his Sunshine record by a mile and is now streaming below par, extremely mediocre SM64 gameplay with his BounceyBabe shtick going on, what reason is there to watch him if you aren't a braindead nuthugger who's financially invested
>>
Someone post hot pictures of Kazooiegirl, I really need to cum.
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>>152148790
here you go
>>
***IMPORTANT SPEED INFORMATION***
http://pastebin.com/qLdE7eQR
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>>152089607
>>152134212
>>152134783
>>152137479
It's time to get serious and start WebM-ing this shit.
https://github.com/Franiac/TwitchLeecher/
>>
>>152150147
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152150130
Ennopp a father? No one ever told me he came fast too.
>>
>>152143292
>>152147845
why did you delete?
>>
>>152150130
>This leads me to the decision that I will pause university for the future and focus purely on streaming
This is the world we live in
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>>152150670
who is we?
>>
Who is the best speedrunner and why is it chibi?
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Fucking Stream !
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>>152152840
why the vulgarity?
>>
>>152150785
Humanity
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>>152152840
I'm dead tired
>>
Shyyyt... I just got 1 thing to say to yall niggas...

Cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo
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>>152153354
what do you mean by "yall niggas"?
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>>152150670
>spending time with your wife and raising your son is wrong
>giving money to the rothschild's banks and being brainwashed by the liberal "university" machine is correct
You're right I guess. Why would anyone want to live a happy family with their family and earning money doing something they enjoy when they can attend a liberal indoctrination camp and start being forcefed nonsense like queer theory or the belief that being a disgusting tranny freak like croni is not a mental illness?
>>
>>152153650
red worded
>>
>>152153650
He's swedish you fucking idiot, he's already brainwashed to be a sjw since birth by everyone he knows.
>>
>>152142569
/srg/ was pretty cool back in 2013/14,

I ran Mirror's Edge from 2011-2014 or so, hmu if you need help senpai
>>
>>152155983
thanks for the late response!
>>
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Reminder
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>>152150670
> leaves degenerate university
> makes bank, raises Aryan wife and daughter

> muh degeneracy
?
>>
>>152163065
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152153650
>spending time with my wife and her black child Jamal Jr.
speedcuck have no idea what they're doing. I give 1 year for ennop start taking anti depressants after his wife goes back to Jamal because he's not raising enough money of his falling viewership
>>
>>152163518
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152160681
>>
Well shit the game I was going to play turns out to be shit and unstable.

What should I play?
>>
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>>152165691
why does he keep doing this
>>
*logs in grommr*
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>>152165691
narcissa the killer
>>
>>152117118
enop
>>
>>152166648
god bless
>>
the runs not over until u hit..
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>>152150130
how come f has to settle for burger trash while ennopp is saving the white race?
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>>152137949
>no fast acceleration
Are you even trying to go fast?
>>
>>152166648
lmfaoo
>>
>>152150130
Interesting how he refers to it has his "baby" instead of his "child". It's like referring to a stranger.
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>caveman became the second speedrunner to sell cheap raybans on twitter
>>
>>152167558
>>152169020
>>152169251
>>152171106
thanks for the late responses!
>>
>>152171181
It's hardly a late response, fuck off with your meme.

4chan is asynchronous discussion, and specifically a chain of "seemingly late" responses is because the post itself was brought up again either by scrolling up/down or somebody bringing it back up.

tldr kill yourself, this general isn't dying.
>>
>>152171374
o_o
>>
>>152171374
>this general isn't dying.
u right my dude. it died in january 2014
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>>152171720
delete this
>>
cutecrab
>>
>>152172074
why did you spoiler?
>>
the tranwreck himself spamming selfies to try to get the "old viewerbase" to go away
>>
sms > sm64
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>>152166648
>>
>>152174552
when will he finally post nudes

he must have a realy big un-feminine girlcock or else he'd post it
>>
Select all images with a store front.
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>>152173973
Simply not true, SM64 allows for much deeper movement than SMS.
>>
>>152174918
haha, word. remember that time that some retard came in here and tried to say that better loading times in VC meant that everyone should switch to VC? lol.
>>
>>152175069
rofl what does that nerd look like this place is about, the fastest times? fuck that shit get good
>>
>>>/trash/
>>
>>152171342
why did you delete?
>>
guys, r/speedrun is laughing at us again...
>>
>>152175769
link?
>>
over 100 unique ips..........................
>>
Competition is more important than fake time saves due to playing on emu.
>>
slayer stream liru you little cuckbucket
>>
>>152176449
this is speedrunning not competitionrunning
>>
*boots up 3rd party memory card vape*
fffffppppppp. WR
>>
>>152176449
as oot any% shifts back to vc-j, my mind wanders to the ess adapters
and to the virtual console, that doesn't crash when gim is performed
and to the old kakariko route, resetting the console to save time
and to the timing method, the arbitrary start and end points
my mind wanders...

to the homebrewed wii, the region freed wad,
to the replacement joystick, to the hori mini pad,
to the rubber band, tape, and grease
my mind wanders...

to the practice, the process, the savestate
to the gameshark, the game saver, the gecko code
to the cheating, the splicing, the policing
the audio waveform
my mind wanders...

to the timer, the inconsistency, the dropped frames
to the bitrate, the capture card, the interlacing
to the emulator, the graphics plugin, the deadzone
the deadzone...

the ess adapters are subtle, invisible, already in use
i see the grand decentralization of it all
my mind wanders...

to the ique player, the fast memory card, the old gamecube laser
to the ps2 disc speed, the sloppy port, the hd remaster
to the pal cartridge, the patched glitch, the japanese text speed
to the turbo controller, the rules
the rules!

all the categories are arbitrary
perhaps marksoupial said it best:
do whatever you want, there are literally no rules
>>
This post is your official invitation to say anything you don't like about me.

Don't hold back.

(this post was made by cronikeys)
>>
This post is your official invitation to say anything you don't like about me.

Don't hold back.

(this post was made by narcissa)
>>
>>152177159
Kike
>>
>>152177159
no https on speedruntv
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>>152177623
That can be quite expensive to properly set up.
>>
>>152177713
typical jew
>>
>>152177159
girl scout
>>
>>152177159
Just fuck off. You have absolutely no connection to this general in any way at all. You don't speedrun, you don't even play games. Stop.
>>
>>151939936
Holy shit I feel old all of a sudden.
>>
>>152178325
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152178239
>its been months and squid is STILL assblasted
>>
Why don't speedrunners just use passwords to get to the last level first
This doesn't require hacking the game or using presaved data
There is literally no reason why this strat isn't the Any% strat
>>
>>152180076
why did you spoiler?
>>
Why don't speedrunners just use splicing to remove all imperfections
This doesn't require hacking the game or using presaved data
There is literally no reason why this strat isn't the Any% strat
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>>152180307
Why even splice when you can just claim world record without any video?
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>>152181351
I don't have the Nip privilege.
>>
>>152137949
>>152140054

is this late enough for you?
>>
>>152180307
>what are segmented runs
>>
>>152183263
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>152183263
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>152165691
>>152180076
why did you delete?
>>
>>152179778
There is no defending this tranny mess
>>
i literally dont speedrun anything

i play league of legends sometimes, watch streams and shit post here
>>
>>152186003
t. squid poster
>>
>>152186003
based Serpent_Urobolus
>>
113 unique ips
>>
>>152171132
>>152171132
>>152171132
fuck caveman. that dude is a dick.
>>
>>152187328
keep crying malos, your time is and will always be awful
>>
>>152187328
thanks for the late response!
>>
fuck medievil, that dude is a medievil
>>
>>152187739
Has this ever been funny? To anyone?
"thanks for the late response" over and over again?
4 minutes passed between that post and yours. Should I say "thanks for the late response" now? Would you find that funny?
Say "thanks for the late response" one more time and everyone dies!
>>
>>152188031
thanks for the early response!
>>
>page 7
>>
>>152187471
>>152187739
Imagine if your entire existence was defined by having an autistic guy sit on a couch with you and be awkward whilst you play an old B tier PS1 platformer in front of 50,000 people, culminating in you telling him to shut up.

If you're Caveman, you don't have to imagine.
>>
not me
>>
>>152189198
Imagine hating someone for not doing anything wrong.

Unrelated, NKR is streaming from console.
>>
[flies high above it all and bird laughs]
>>
>>152189804
t. obsessed gay faggot looking for attention from his idol
>>
>>152190054
[polices the thread in avian]
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>>152189198
his entire existence is defined by his mustache. same with ion. once ion shaved his, he became irrelevant and was forced to grow it back.
>>
>page 3
>>
>>152190174
t. obsessed gay faggot looking for attention from his idol
>>
>>152190421
*bird laughs*
>>
>>152190297
>>152188718
Shut up, we're too busy speedrunning.

>>152190054
>>152190421
Shut up, we're too busy shitposting.
>>
>>152190573
who is we?
>>
>>152190573
I am the RNG that fucks over your run from reaching page 10 and expiring.
>>
shut the fuck up
>>
>>152190532
t. obsessed faggot looking for attention from his idol
>>
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
>>
a stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh
>>
>ennopp chat spamming individual bits
>oh my god guys, haha please stop oh my!
>>
birdxmonkey
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Should I do new speedrun bounties?
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>>152192339
did anyone do that SM64 vertical zip glitch?
>>
>>152191125
>>152191624
>>152192062
t. obsessed gay faggot looking for attention from his idol
>>
>>152193009
It was cosmic rays.
>>
>>152195126
>can't explain a glitch
>it wuz kosmic reyz n shiet
>>
>tfw I found a secret speed strat that is not visible from the video unless you already know to look for it

People in 10 years will be fucking mad at me. I am so far ahead of everyone else!
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>>152188643
why did you delete?
>>
Does anyone else have recorded runs faster than their uploaded WR? I keep them in case some grind monkey comes along and grinds away my record I can just upload a new run and get my record back within an hour or so.
Of course if my record wasn't taken by a grind monkey I'll let the runner have the WR title for a few days. But grind monkeys, I don't let them have the satisfaction of WR.
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>>152198271
my favourite kind of post from you squid
>>
slayer
>>
>page 8
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>>152200703
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>152198271
I have them uploaded unlisted on Youtube, so that everyone can see the actual upload date when I share the link. I don't give the grindmonkey the WR for even one second. I'll have history rewritten to make sure he never gets it.
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>>152201114
I'm the RNG, also
>page 5
>>
imagine naming your daughter "nancy"
>>
hey you
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>152201583
it's not my wallet
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well fug
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>>152202406
Clip yourself playing it on stream and link that instead
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>>152202406
how is a romhack malicious?
>>
reminder that if you arent at least plat youre ass
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>>152202996
ok, going live in a bit, but somebody else has to link it as I'm permabanned
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>>152203703
>tfw got permabanned from someone's chat for telling them to do cr.mk in sf5
>links are worth a perma
>i didnt realize until yesterday
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>>152203703
LMAO, Twitch clips are banned too.
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>>152204709
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>>152203536
i'm plat alright
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/i_o_l/SleepyPoultryDeIlluminati
if anyone wants to try posting it in his chat
>>
*plays on ROM with fixed rng*
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>>152137949
absolutely based
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>>152207470
thanks for the late response!
>>
The Grind Monkey Stigma
>>
The Bird Laugh Stigma
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>>152207551
no problem
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>>152205284
this image makes my dick platinum
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>>152201228
>>152207496
>>152207548
why did you delete?
>>
>>152205816
just allude to it then ask le mods permission :)
>>
How do we go from this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11PANu6VNQ
to this?:
https://youtu.be/lBw4TQctVs8?t=126
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>>152208673
who is we?
>>
>>152208718
me and trihex
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>>151939936
I just cleared Super Metroid in 2 hours flat the other day at 41% items only using the green shutter glitch and mockball.

How much of a shitter am I?
>>
>>152208830
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152208673
BREAKING NEWS: trihex is retarded
>>
https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/766446589070245888
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>>152209109
based post irrelevant lurk tweets guy
>>
>page 7
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>>152209747
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>152208830
grade A
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>>152210628
At least I'm not a casual.
I'm not right?
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>>152211043
take your faggot ass back to >>>/v/
>>
>>152211043
why did you spoiler?
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anyone got some advice for when your controllers get, uhmm, really sticky?
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>>152211361
wipe them off, anime?
>>
>tfw no comfy AF iateyourpie stream
>>
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>
who else is watching kff right now?
it's totally ok to be over 30 minutes behind wr if you are looking sooo cute
>>
niggas be running mario party now?
>>
>>152212140
why doesnt she just post a no video WR

surely betas value 5/10s over nips right?
>>
>>152211361
1. Wash hands regularly throughout the day
2. Wipe controller after each use
3. Open controller to clean any residue that has made its way inside every few months
>>
>>152214212
he looks like a fruit
>>
>>152214212
i cant soundly give my vote if i dont know what his tits looked like after the op

its just not right
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>>152215689
he's OUR fruit
>>
>>152212652
Bakana
>>
Anyone has the current list of speedrunners we hate?
>>
>>152217197
we only hate grind monkeys here
>>
>>152217197
srg approved runners: narcy, squid
non-approved: everyone else
>>
>>152217260
>squid
>speedrunner
lmao
>>
how do I cancel my /srg/ membership?
>>
>>152218112
You click the [X]
>>
Shitters still avoid killing tank even though he has 10% health...
>>
>>152217371
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UJ0Ye8gRHw&feature=share
>not a speedrunner

Squid is our most consistent speedboi and one obsessed nutter won't ever change that.
>>
>w-we hate le grind monkeys
>this guy isnt a speedrunner!!!!

- Irrel stream monster who posts behind anon on 4chan and does not speedrun and wouldn't be able to if he tried
>>
>>152137949
this is gettin' the word of the day
>>
>>152221734
this is such a y_ post
>>
>>152221734
>>
the comf
>>
>>152217197
we
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what is our opinion on trihex's HOT NEW SUB EMOTES coming to a twitch chat near you?
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>>152225767
>wasting 4slots
>probably spent another K on it
he'll never learn will he
>>
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
>>
>>152226693
It already didn't survive 2015
>>
>>152226693
>a large portion of names listed in this post no longer associate with this thread
It's already over. Time to put the doggy down for good
>>
>>152192339
no. just focus on crunching the taco.
>>
how the FUCK did trihex fall so hard? at one point he was getting 8k+ average viewers. now he can't even get past 2k. he WAS the token black streamer guy, but now even real black people see past his fakeness. now the token black streamer is cashnastygaming. trihex burned all his bridges with the speedrun community just so he could make $200k. now he has no friends, no more viewers, and no hope of accomplishing anything with his life.

if trihex doesn't kill himself by the end of next year, it will be a miracle.
>>
>>152229302
>cashnastygaming
its funny you mention him cause that's one of the guys tri often has his "nigga moments" with
>>
>>152229302
the nigga is dumb af desu
>>
why would you stream speedrunning when you could stream overwatch
>>
why would you stream speedrunning when you could stream xcom
>>
why would you stream speedrunning when you could stream open world survival deathmatches
>>
>>152229827
gives me more viewers
>>
.......ˢᵒᶰ
>>
The Stigma
>>
The Fear
>>
How do I get rid of The Stigma? Pretend I spliced?
>>
>>152236457
only when all nuthuggers have been removed will The Stigma will be lifted
>>
Lab Rat is code for 'I am too pathetic to actually speedrun so I will pretend that I am 'routing' and 'working on the game' so no one can call me out for puttig no work into my attempts.'

Note how the 'truly skilled player' never actually has anything to show in terms of new tech for the game, only a further dip in the leaderboard rankings.
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>>152237050
lab rats aren't the routers
someone post the animal list
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>>152239645
>>
>>152240060
I'm White.
>>
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>>152240060
>>
>>152240938
>>152240060
Get this embarrassing speedrun magic tier bullshit out of here. It's video games.
>>
the only fun part of speedrunning is routing
>>
>>152242826
- guy who is too pathetic to dedicate himself to get good at a game and face competition
>>
>>152242917
multiple wr holder that routed all her games
>>
>>152242985
>woman
>wr
does not compute
>>
>>152242985
>her

lol, woman cannot compete in anything, let alone speedrunning.
>>
>>152241345
http://pastebin.com/uGFZHNbb
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>>152244160
the squid entry is straight up false
>>
Anyone else looking forward to speedrun the autistic journey?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/511630/
>>
>>152245990
Looks hot.
>>
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>>152245990
Pico's school?
>>
>>152245990
>Max, an autistic journey
like pottery
>>
I only come here to shitpost about autistic speedrunners and I know that I get to them
>>
I believe 80% got autism
>>
>kukkye actually streaming
woah
>>
>>152244160
>2015

when cosmo was the console difference memer rather than the "trouble tranny" only getting views off a "transition" that didnt even bother with hormones
>>
>>152250981
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152245990
>Developed by a devoted dad who made a game with his son about his son's autism.
>>
>>152252759
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152245990
>"During the game player’s step into the shoes of Max,"
>player's
Already triggered.
>>
>>152254456
thanks for the late response!
>>
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uwu
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>>152254905
O_O
>>
>>152255289
:P
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>>152254905
thanks for the (You)s
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>>152254905
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152210792
>>152214212
>>152221001
>>152221103
>>152221210
>>152228945
why did you delete?
>>
>>>/trash/
>>
Why do yurobois always let the thread down
>>
>>152257334
No idea, but america's here to save the day as usual. >>152254905
>>
>>152257334
I'm sorry, anon.
>>
>>152245990
It's live
>>
>>152259665
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152259665
Thanks for the notification! In the process of buying the game right now
>>
>>152261094
stream it i dont want to pay for an rpg maker game
>>
>>152262128
okay I am
>>
whats your guilty pleasure srg? a game you know is a shit speedrun but you still enjoy watching/playing
mines yugioh forbidden memories
>>
>>152265140
flare pls
>>
>>152265140
all of the mega man x games
>>
>>152265140
WORLD RECORDS
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>>152267710
someone post his embarrasing yo story
>>
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erstwhile speedrunner.
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>>152269503
spoiler this shit
>>
cfb x pavement
>>
>>152269808
damn what happened to him?
>>
>arcus87
>Streaming schedule is M-F 10:00AM-8:00PM Arizona time (one hour break from 2:00PM-3:00PM)
>no sub button etc

hello?
>>
gently weekly reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrNxk36AuIY
>>
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i have given up hope on speedrunning and i'm starting to feel how narcissa feels. there's a gaping hole in my heart and it's just growing bigger. so depressed, yet not suicidal. am i too far gone? has the marijuana destroyed me? should I just go ahead and start doing estrogen /srg/?
>>
Why did you post?
>>
>he didnt know about fds
>>
>>152061890
late as fuck i know but jesus christ, that guy looks like he's carefully planning what clothing item to craft out of her skin later
>>
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>>152274538
hop on the Trump train faggot
>>
how do i get furryyiffer to post pictures of his cute little feminine penis?
>>
how do i get doggy to post pictures of his cute little death?
>>
>>152274538
do you want to just be depressed or be depressed, malnourished and less attractive?
>>
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>>152275750
>>
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>>152276341
>>
>>152277048
i love crash team racing
>>
>>152277212
https://beta.fec.gov/data/committee/C00578997/
>>
>>152274538
spoiler that shit
>>
>>152277297
are you implying that I could get paid to shitpost
>>
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I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I'VE HIT A VERY FRUSTRATING PLATEAU IN MY SPEEDGAME, BUT I WILL CONTINUE PUSHING UNTIL I BREAK THROUGH IT!

>>152277420
of coursh
>>
>>152277420
Yes! Learn more about it here http://correctrecord.org/about/
>>
>>152277527
good luck speedpal
>>
Anyone completed the autistic game yet? If so how long is it? Is it speedrun material?
>>
>>152240938
insane grind monkey
>>
>>152240938
lol player

speedrunning is gay dude
>>
>>152278634
hi squid
>>
>>152278634
>>
>>152279087
>>152279690
hes innovated in all of his games though, this meme has nothing to fall on :/
>>
>>152277862
twitch.
tv/furryyiffer/v/84501105

It took about 3.5 hours, but 30 minutes of that was the bullshit final boss. It's not speedrun material desu!
>>
>>152280632
>copied runs from other people 1:1
>literally had to beg an anon to reveal a strat because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself
lmao
>>
>>152281437
Typical /srg/ stream monster. Doesn't speedrun, but jumps at the chance to lets play a hot topic in the thread with plans to never speedrun again after, but still wants attention for being the one to do the epic playthrough.

OUT
>>
>>152281731
you obviously havent been paying attention to his posts lately ion
>>
>>152281437
That doesn't sound to bad for just playing through it for the first time. bet it's possible to get sub 2 hours easily
>>
>>152281731
things that never happened: the post
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>>152281741
>>152281847
>ion
>>
Squid isn't a grind monkey
>>
>>152282613
you cant deny the facts desu. he recently cut a whole minute off ape escape with something no one else even tried. monkey poster on suicide watch?
>>
skeletonbill? more like skeletonBASED lol
>>
>>152282972
>undeniable facts
>le monkey image
>>
>>152282972
cut it out with this shit he's a speedrunner. period.
>>
Official /srg/ circlejerk going on in Twocat's chat right now if anyone wants to join XD
>>
>>152283419

>>152283103
>>
>>152283610
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>152283221
cancer
>>
>>152283221
>power walking simulator
>/srg/ stream monsters
disgusting
>>
>>152040765
bump
>>
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slayer stream

http://store.steampowered.com/app/511630/
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taeCHUTzL6A

Goodbye, lads
>>
>>152286105
kek
>>
Ok so here's the story. I found $1 in between the couch cushions today. I went to the gas station and bought a $1 scratch off. To my surprise I won $100 from that ticket. I then bought a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper and a bag of Funyuns. So now I only have $94.73 left. So my question is: how can I use this $94.73 to save speedrunning?
>>
>>152286105
wording this
>>
>>152287172
Donate it to Chibi's campaign.
>>
>>152286105
Someone stream it
>>
>>152286437
eh reh
>>
>>152287343
Sorry I'm not supporting the campaign of a known pedophile like Chibi.
>>
>>152287806
that's just slander by the Cronikeys campaign
would you rather support that racist sexist xenophobe bigot???
>>
>>152287172
speedrun bounties
>>
>>152288098
I'm voting team Naegleria. There is nothing you can do to sway my vote. He's out there helping speedrunning every day by organizing events and playing games. What has Cronikeys done to show she should be speedpresident? NOTHING. She couldn't even finish leaderboards.

Naegleria will win in a landslide.
>>
>>152288452
Naegleria is fucking third party with no chance of winning. His events have been massive failures. They didn't even have internet at one of them. And where is he ranked in that one F-Zero game he keeps talking about again? Has he broken into the top 100 yet? Sad!
Cronikeys has built Congratsio and speedrun.tv. They're tremendous!
>>
>the wanderers subtweeting 4chan after exposing themselves as sellout wannabees
>>
remember when the monkey poster got faced with undeniable facts and couldnt respond? then his post got deleted? lmao
>>
>>152282613
>>152282972
why did you delete?
>>
>>152217197
>>152217259
>>152221734
>>152223701
>>152226693
who is we?
>>
>>152289116
Naegleria may have been ambitious, but that's the sort of ambitiousness we need in a speedpresident.
Compared to Cronikey's accomplishments, Naegleria is leaps and bounds ahead.
Though he may be 3rd party, I'm voting Naegleria because I think he's the best option of those running for speedpresident.
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>>152290343
what did he mean by this?
>>
>See a guy I follow is streaming
>Go into his stream
>Immediately witness him flirting with a tranny in chat
>Unfollow and close tab
>>
>>152289267
wtf is a wanderer?
>>
>>152291390
http://pastebin.com/cQjQTvgN
>>
>>152292517
another group of ppl that figured out they can't make it big sticking to speedruns so they have to up their shenanigans and personalities, how exciting
>>
>>152292517
>Authorblues – Super Mario World… but also every other game under the sun.
he's an insufferable cunt who cries about everything
>CriticalCyd – 3D Sonic (Heroes, Colors) and Golden Sun
never heard of him
>Frokenok – 3D Sonic (Generations) and a variety of 3D RPGs
Isn't this person a MHC nut hugger?
>Ghoul02 – Persona, Donkey Kong, Catherine
this is the guy that legit thought bonesaw run at sgdq2016 should have been mercy killed because it wasn't politically correct enough for the super serious charity marathon
aka this guy is a faggot
>Jhobz296 – Kingdom Hearts, Ratchet and Clank, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
this guy also complained about the only entertaining run of sgdq2016. also is doing some month long lets play race vs spike similar to the month of mario bullshit pie and spide did.
>Kirbymastah – Metroid, Fire Emblem, Sonic Advance
the most annoying person in this entire community. he doesn't know when to shut the fuck up both at marathons and in chats.
>MLSTRM - Final Fantasy 13, Xenoblade Chronicles
this is the guy that refused to run ty on the fastest version possible because he'd rather have "fun".
>Mr_Shasta – Kirby, Metroid, Star Fox
is reddit. is a furry. worst type of human imaginable.
>Ourolen – Dark Souls 3, Kirby, Eternal Sonata
never heard of this one
>Sk84uhlivin – Final Fantasy 7 and 12, Infamous
some random rpg runner

this team is mad on the internet version 2.
>>
>>152294374
are you.....
>>
>>152294804
KIDDING ME?!
>>
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medievil on the internet
>>
actually can someone post those two moti images
>>
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>>152295104
>>
>>152294374
>charity marathon
Whew, almost had me.
>>
>>152295425
and the second one?
>>
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>>152295512
>>
Should I start a Patreon to save speedrunning?
>>
>>152295618
thanks
>>
What's with Europeans and cheating runs?
>>
What's with Dogopeans and cheating life?
>>
>>152296086
>not "cheating death"
Wow, you are fucking DUMB, haha
>>
What's with Squid and being a stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh?
>>
*screams* medievil
>>
>>152287172
>>152288428
https://twitter.com/cyghfer/status/766767074219790336

Based Cyghfer!
>>
>>152298348
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>152298348
>Rules: No glitches permitted.
lmao
>>
>>152298348
What cyghfer doesn't know is that you literally cannot join the ranking as a non-japanese. Even if you play by every single one of their rules, they will still put you into the "overseas reference" tab at the bottom of the page.
>>
>>152299070
It would still be WR though...
>>
>>152298348
>250 dollars
grindmonkeys dont know that subway is paying more $/hour
>>
>>152298348
>DQ3 is the most widely speedrun game among Japanese speedrunners, and possibly throughout the entire world. It is the Super Mario 64 of the East.
players on the DQ3 leaderboard: 187
SM64 players on speedrun.com: 1106
players on minesweeper.info: ~4500

hmm......
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>>152299654
but grinding a dice roll simulator with a memorized series of menu choices in a foreign language for hours at a time is much more fun?
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>>152300214
>grinding is fun
become a tranny please
>>
hello?
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>>152302654
cough
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>>152302739
yashi tell zfg to stream
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>>152302929
I'm not y_
maybe ask b_ to ask y_ to ask z_ to stream
>>
fw no comfy zfg stream
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>page 8
>>
Meows finally getting the kind of viewer count he deserves.
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>>152305268
>bragging about having 0 viewers
>>
de new thread?
>>
fw no elins
>>
doggy
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>>152306993
you can't bump an unbumpable thread
>>
Squid is literally the most based runner to come from srg
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>>152308494
*bird laughs*
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