/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

>not pryo
ded

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2nd for charts

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fuck your charts
ANARCHY

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Reminder.

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which should i buy

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>>151877727
6rd for the 101th post

>>151877915
Either sniper spy or scout

>>151878079
no :)

>>151877915
all class always

>>151877915
Multiclass unless you're an idiot

Is there any good loadout for the Prinny Hat?

strange all class cosmetics are worth less since most people have been opening that crate

>>151877368
>casual match
>enemy team has 5 unusuals all spawncamping
>equip unusual and australlium
>push the cart with f2ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc

cannot beat me

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>want to play some casual
>everytime those two god damn classes get stacked

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>>151878987
They're the "don't get shot" classes, scout is just the pro version of "don't get shot" the class.

>Craft for fun
>Hustler's hallmark

Time for pimpnigga

http://tf2r.com/kvi70h5.html

>Bored
>Decide to check out out the Garfield Kart Twitter
>It was banned 4 months ago
Too good for this world.

what

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>turn left
>see this

What do

>>151880975
Someone from /pol/ managed to snag @GarfieldKart and the game's peripheral media messed up, listing that as the game's official Twitter (it was actually @officialGarfieldKart). The account was a perpetual shitstorm and because is so tertiary to the Garfield franchise is stayed up so long everyone thought that nobody in management knew about it. This was the final result: https://imgur.com/a/P8eqT

>>151881536
180
turn right

>>151881536
I'd most likely be on the Red team, so I wouldn't think anything of it

Unless there were a Spy behind me, and the Pyro is checking him. But he's using Gibus, so I'm confused

>>151881536
turn 360 degree

>>151881706
then what

>>151881812
accept my death

>>151881812
Moonwalk away

>>151881536
nothing, im banned

>>151881812
unzips dick.

>>151881536
charge at him and kill the pyro with a random crit

>>151881536
>Bonk
>BANGBANG
>Taunt

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>they actually linked http://frompyrowithlove.com/ on the blog

is it happening

>>151882416
Why would anyone make this?

>>151882416
>http://frompyrowithlove.com/
>tfw fragged these plat pyros

wow the plat pyro webm is real

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>>151882416
>plat pyros

dunno man, why not just play a class that is way better than some garbage class that needs a huge patch to fix its bugs?

you people are autistic
>HURR PLAT PYRO MAINS XDD
WHO CARES
DID YOU EVEN READ ALL THE SHIT IN THERE
THOSE ARE THE CORE PROBLEMS WITH PYRO AND VALVE JUST ACKNOWLEDGED THEM

>>151883520
don't bother, anon

>get a corsair scattergun
>minimal wear
>already full of key scratches
WHAT THE FUCK

>>151883638
>get a corsair scattergun
>factory new
>unusual effect: cool

WHAT THE FUCK

>>151877368
source?

fuck you saturn

t. mad cuz bad

>>151883638
what a shit skin

no, cuz poor

:(

>>151883947
>>151883781
im not saturn

and mine is prof streak too

saturn wishes he was me

>>151883638
BTFO

valve could've fixed both classes issues, then make the war about who gets new shiny cosmetics and weapons first

but no, they had to include it with the stuff no one cares about and they probably knew that pyro would win since day 1 but didn't prepare the update so we have to wait at least 3 months for it

>>151883638
Why didn't you inspect the item before you brought it?


Assuming you did brought it.

>>151877915
dinner

i won a raffle :o

whatdiddtydya win

your mom stanky pussy

oooo rekt xd lamo

that was rude

im sorry.


can you forgive me, friend?

eat a dick

>>151878016
>Based !ViVa is a huge tard
no surprise here

i don't know...
i can't just take an apology like that
you'd have to do something to make up for it...
yknow... something nice

whoever is commenting is NOT me
i won a hat, not anyone's stanky mom pussy

>>151884819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

Who are you quoting, though? And the trip has an uppercase A, though

viva may be dumb but he has patrician music taste

what about it

>Patrician taste
>Literally only listens to top40 radio garbage

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>want to play highpass
>queuing takes longer than 20 mins
>use server browser
>10 empty servers

Why the FUCK would you do this???
Just WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would implement a change which doesn't even allow to pick a map.
Just WHY

>it's bad because it's popular xdd

No, it's bad because it implies that the average listener is afraid to leave their comfort zone and find something new. It implies that the user doesn't actively seek music they enjoy, they just listen to whatever the top charts tells them to.

who are you quoting

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>want to play badwater
>instantly in a game
>get dropped into a server where there's 5 snipers on red with full unusuals hacking
>blu literally cannot leave spawn
valve should follow riot's example and just take legal action against people who make these

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I went on Casual last night and had probably the shittiest match of CTF ever.

>on 2fort on the red team
>Red team had like 4-5 engies who put all of their sentries in the basement
>The engies then used their teleporters to make an infinite conga line, which they did in the intel room for pretty much the whole match
>Blue's strategy was to all-at-once rush into Red's base and spawn-kill like crazy at BOTH spawns
>Blue also had a shit ton of Demos using their stickies for spawn-killing
>I also had to pick Demo just to get Blue off of our spawn
>When people DID escape the spawn-killing, anyone who went over to Blue's base grabbed the intel because there were like 2 people who stayed over there
>Despite this, we rarely captured because the 2 players in Blue's base were the best on the team
>The majority of the round was 0-2, Red was winning
>However, Blue was finally able to get past the engies' defenses and capped 3 in the last like five minutes

This lasted for like an hour and a half

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>>151885080
God bless

>>151885346
This is Top 40?

>>151885651
yes.

>>151885640
its just le game

>>151885790
I'm pretty sure MF DOOM has never made an appearance in Top 40 radio. Danny Brown is too filthy for radio. Sure, Frank Ocean was on the radio ..about 4 years ago

Kanye doesn't make Top 40 music anymore

You still sure this is Top 40? Are you sure you know what Top 40 is?

wow this thread is turning into a /mu/ thread huh?


this really make you think

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In what situation would I use stock over Tomislav

>>151886261
The one where you're gonna wanna do more Damage

>>151886178
The guy calling my music Top 40 could sure use some thinking

if valve is going to make spies faster they could at least make backstabs not count as clicking in any 180 fucking degrees

>>151885825
I know, but I have nothing else to add to the discussion

>>151882416
>http://frompyrowithlove.com
i saw that huey lewis guy a few times
had no idea he was a top pyro or anything, looked like the average lobby player

>inb4 they don't actually fix anything about the flamethrower and just "balance" a few pyro weapons and add weapons nobody wanted

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hey guys i made a raffle for u i hope u like it :))
https://scrap.tf/raffles/BS8PDH

>>151888625
>Dueling minigames and regular weapons
Ayy lmao

>>151888768
well sorry for giving away free stuff you ungrateful fucking twat

You are not Muselk.


You are a phony.

A BIG FAT PHONY!

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>>151882817

>>151888768
Didn't engio buy like 1000 dueling minigames a few weeks ago?

what ever happened to the European superteam known as Epsilon ?

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>>151889024
uh fuck you yes i am

>>151889025
>p-please fix mojo

I know mojo is bad shit needs fixing but what's their excuse for not using shotgun? They're plat after all

>>151889024
anyone can be muselk if you believe

sops isnt cute

dotsy a cute

>>151889795
i bet they have angry sex

i've been playing with the iron bomber and i don't feel any fucking difference

>>151889210
you can't pull of epic MLG montage frag videos with the shotgun and pyro mains blow a load every time they hear the crit sound effect

>>151889951
because it isn't
its only different when you miss you shots

>>151877368
source

so what tf2gs still go here

>>151890532
is it better or worse
i can't tell yet

me

>>151891228
you can spam a chockepoint and its a lot more effective because they don'y fly into random directions like pills do

also i feel like its easier to aim with it, but that's probably a placebo

>>151891443
I felt the same thing when I used it, I dunno.

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>MYM is Fucking garbage
>quickplay is gone
>pyro won
>all my favorite community servers are empty
>school kiddies go back to school soon, thus everything will be empty even more

>I didn't cash out with my 900$ bp

Tf2 is officially dead isn't it

is it always the same /v/ memer

Yes.

i dunno

>>151891203
Hey hey

Can you repeat the question?

>Play Pyro on a whim
>Encounter enemy Pyro
>We start spamming panic attack and detonator flares at each other while running back and forth to health kits
>Finally decide this is stupid, square dance with him, and leave him be afterward

Pyro fights are literally just platpyros.webm at any skill level

>>151877913
100% true
>>151891924
>pyro "won"
please tell me you are not this retarded

>>151891924
>>>/v/

>>151877913
move spy into satan's orgy

Is there a way to get a spell magazine back if I accidentally trashed it?

>>151885080
What are you talking about? All he does is jerk off Kanye West.

>>151893553
the magazine you can trade for but the book can't be returned

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post you're crowning achievement

>>151893553
I can give you one of mine, I have like 8

trading that dead of night, friend? :)

>>151894138
what a big hat

Iron Bomber grenades should have -50% fuse time desu

>>151894364
4 u

>>151894436
god damnit

>>151894395
why

>>151894280
depends :]]]]]

>>151894554
whats your offer :)

>>151894603
a kiss :3

>>151894521
they'd serve their purpose better

>>151894743
fuck you I was being serious

>>151894764
explain how

>>151894603
idk bro

/id/MoopStoop/

>>151894859
it'd give people less time to escape a grenade on the ground

since he rejected your offer can i kiss you? :3

no, I wanted him

o-oh
ok..

;-;

>>151894931
but it would also mean that some grenades would explode sooner and probably not hit anyone

damn you're right

im left

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cool

>>>/v/348532182

i don't know why i browse /v/ as if i expect a modicum of intelligence

>>151877913
I'd move Heavy to okay tier and Sniper to orgy tier.
You can tackle a Heavy in competitive or even with simple teamplay, but a good Sniper can clutch the game.
I mean a Heavy even if pocketed shouldn't be too hard to take down. Critical hits can take out a very large chunk of health from a Heavy, yet it hardly matters for a Sentry gun.

If sniper is carrying jars of piss and throwing them at people, then sniper has a penis! Now where is scout getting his bottles of milk from?

your mom

wow nice joke there friend

>>151896394
>milk

cows probably???

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help me chooooose

>>151896572
4

>>151896572
4

>>151896572
stock

i was doing badly
picked soldier and reached top of the scoreboard in half a round

maybe i should stop maining demo ;_;

>>151896572
cuatro

>>151896572
IV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDFQKU0IyO8
this
is

beautiful

>>151896572
none

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>>151896643
>>151896658
>>151896684
>>151896783
>>151897023

alright thnx for the help goys

>>151897028
yeah
that was pretty nice

>>151897028
Hey.
That's pretty good.

>>151897028
I want him to do Fire Through The Flames

>>151896709
Because Soldier is much easier than Demo.

stay safe /tf2g/

*doesn't stay safe*

you are not us

*pull out kanata*

nothing personal kid

i should seriously consider ticking off ctf maps

Turbine is fun, though.

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which chest is that?

I find 2fort still enjoyable.

what ever happened to the american superteam HRG?

what ever happened to the american superteam PDF

i wish shadowburn still played TF2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgkOZL8nVvk
money calls only broke people listen

I don't know what life will be in HIP HOP
Without the boy HOV

>>151900021
We're better off without him. That introduction was always cringy as fuck

>>151899956
PDF is actually coming back for Silver next season, and it's going to be like the first roster where I added 6 players with actual experience then let 8 people who want a literal free medal join.

>>151900021
Also, good Danny Brown reference

There's no Battleborn general so I'll post here instead

>>151900404
thanks
havent heard his songs in a while but i have that intro stuck in my head
also that vid isnt made by shadowburn but by the guy who makes "legacy" compilations about certain players

>>151900021
That's one helluva edgelord username.

i just want to be good at video games

>>151901182
you have no idea how many latino and russky players have some combination of "shadow" or "dark" in their username

>>151901182
He is an edgelord youtuber. Or was, if what the guy says about him not playing anymore is true. Oh, well. Nobody who'll be misse

>>151901006
Yeah, XXX is pretty unforgettable

>>151901516
Except for me, of course :)

I'll always miss shadowburn
he was like the kaidus of soldiers

>>151901516
So is Shadowbums Latino or Ruskie?

fuck off dotsy

no man's sky is such a dissapointment that i might play minecraft again just because i know its actually good
doesn't look like a vaporwave album cover but good

>>151902193
russky

>>>/v/348548476

What's with all the overwatch spa shills on /v/ today?

is an overwatch shill making fun of tf2's hitboxes

that's legit hilarious

>>151902547
>russky
who

> play 20+ comp matches
> win
> lose xp
> lose match
> lose fuck load of xp
>70% abandon rate
> still at fresh meat with 0 xp

What the fuck was valve thinking

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This is my favorite map

>>151902726
the mercenary is a nice touch

>>151902726
Scout loves dick so much he even sucks invisible ones in death

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>>151902726

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes

add for sick gaming

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reminder to go at extremlly hihg speed

How do we prevent stalemates in badwater? a team can push to last and spend 10 minutes trying to push without even budging the cart an inch.

>>151905318
Step 1. Git Gud

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How about it, tf2g? Doing everything but BB in Two Cities

id/BasedViva for them invites

>>151905380
>>151905053

Fuck off, stupid weeaboo. I already told you before you won't be invited. As if you could even afford it. Dumb fuck

>>151905371
This is from my experience at holding last.

I've been in matches where the enemy team has annihilated us back to last in a minute and we've easily been able to hold the last point without issue even through multiple ubers.

I'm going through my old games selling everything, but I've forgotten how the inventory works in this game.

I've got a bunch of hats but the only one it will let me sell is the Fancy Fedora. Why won't it let me sell any of the other dozens of hats I have? It won't let me sell ones I craft from two hats either. Halp, I need some quick change.

i wanna play mvm but i dont wanna play with viva

what do

wait, MvM costs money?
what a waste

>>151905380
dont add this faggot i added him and he blocked me immediately

kill yourself

>>151906242
Dude, you asked me to moan for you.
Fuck off you freak.

>>151905380
lol
unfortunately i can only do botbash
i had only 2 tickets and i used one of them on this mission so now i can play it indefinitely

>>151906242
Wasn't a block, you dumb fuck. I already queued and I don't play with scammers

>>151906398
so whyd you block me

I like to play tf2 while listening to common filth.

The anger makes me FRAG better

>>151906610
I like to listen to podcasts while I play team fortress two.

>>151906658
what do you listen to

>>151906825
podcasts

>>151906825
harmontown

>>151906586
I just said it wasn't a block, you dumb fuck

>>151906987
but you should still totally block me though

>>151906987
>I just said it wasn't a block, you dumb fuck

then why is it a b lock?

fish is my tf2gfu

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*heals u*

i wish my tf2gfu would still play videogames

daily reminder that only shitters use the original and the iron bomber

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how could dis happen!

>>151907501
why

>>151907232
>edating

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>>151907501
>mfw i use both
sorry

playing medic is fun when there's at least two competent players in your team

>>151909108
Amen

Anyone up for Hamlet or Empire?

No weeaboos or scammers allowed

>>151910034
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes

what if i enjoy anime casually and jewed back in 2012

>>151910497
Casual is fine. As long as you're not some degenerate with a weeaboo avatar and weeaboo trash for your art, screenies, and basically your profile image in general

Eh. Iunno, once a jew or cheater, always a jew or cheater

YES OR NO??

*glomps u*

>>151910034
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FriendzoningMisandrist/

hmu homie

iron bomber is really good for those trying to capture steel last when the round just started

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Nah, I'll pass

nice self craft

>Playing ranked Overwatch
>Player on my team abandons
>I'm not allowed to leave, else it count's as a loss
>My other option is to sit there and try and win a 5v6
How did they manage to make a worse abandon system than TF2? It's incredible.

>>151911068
>OpenGL
>winXP window border
what the h*ck!!
explain pls
winXP skin for linux ?

>>151911723
its not worse imo
the match should go on.
how many times have i lost 10 minutes of my life due to someone in my team leaving WHEN WE ARE WINNING

>>151911723
don't forget they're working on a system that rewards smurfing now

>>151907453
who is your tf2gfu

>>151912453
im not saying

>>151911765
>winXP skin for linux ?

of course

>>151912453
thole

>>151912536
oh

>>151912696
you are not her

>about to win
>someone leaves
FUCK EVERYTIME

>>151912643
woah linux sounds cool
what are the perks for using it over win7

why do people get so triggered whenever someone turns out to be using loonix

>>151912753
Freedom. and newer cpu/motherboards can run Windows inside a VM at full speed so you can game still. Linux runs windows better then windows does.

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r8 my fatman

>>151912737
>her
i have a p*nis

>>151912890
are you sigsegv???

>I run Arch Linux on my desktop computer, but I run games in Windows on a custom virtual machine (KVM with some modifications) that allows my second graphics card (as well as my mouse and keyboard) to be directly accessed with minimal performance impact. So instead of dual booting, I run Linux and Windows simultaneously with full graphics acceleration in each.

>>151912998
prove it

>>151912753
less microsoft dick in your ass
at the cost of probably worse tf2 performance and longer load times

>>151913005
sigsegv is my hero
my GNU/Linux hero

>>151912890
>>151913005
tbhh it sounds super complex to run and im not so knowledgeable when it comes to operating systems

gnu+linux

one day i will install linux again
the day that it "just works" aka i dont have to troubleshoot graphic drivers and steam issues on google
its actually easier than windows when it comes to drivers for the most part

>>151913457
it's not hard

>>151913059
why :z
don t you believe me

windows was made for ret-- not savvy people after all

valve has peru servers???????????????

what was i made for

>install windows
>dont have internet
>have to look for the CD of the internet to install the internet
>have to download all the other drivers one by one after installing the internet

>install any linux distro
>internet works
>most of the drivers automatically detected and installed
>option to install available propietary versions of drivers found in "additional hardware"

>>151913005
i should really try this
>>151913457
it CAN be complex but there are distros designed to be easier to learn/use
but they're all very similar under the hood
remember that command line does everything and tab completion exists
>>151913465
looking through logs and googling error messages usually works really well, for every problem you have there's almost guaranteed to be someone out there that had it too

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My first time on a Peru server.
What a pleasant experience.

(They were all spinning endlessly and playing the same music at the same time.)

I'm glad sigseigv is getting a lot of attention lately. I remember back when his videos used to get like, 3 or 4 views and thinking that his videos deserved way more views. He's definitely doing gods work when it comes to unfucking tf2 and finding glitches the regular tf team are too retarded to find

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>mfw sigsegv's narcolepsy stops him from working at valve
why is this world so cruel

>>151913764
>googling error messages usually works really well
yeah but still
for every situation in windows were i require google to find out what to do, there are 30 linux situations like it
then again im pretty used to windows

>>151913913
F2P was a mistake
it allows cheaters to do basically anything they want with as many accounts as they want, for free.
TF2 should cost at least 1 dolla

>>151913913
hey I'm in that screenshot

>>151913745
This all the way.

>making servers in south america
why does valve do this?
the routing there is so bad that neighboor countries have over 100 ping sometimes

>>151913745
>install windows
>botnet

>install any linux distro
>freedom

fuck if i even knew how to install a different os
just the idea sounds bizarre

>>151913913
that's where i just leave and requeue
>>151914038
>then again im pretty used to windows
that's what it comes down to, when you understand it well enough you start figuring out solutions on your own (or how to google them really effectively)

>>151914383
Download the .iso file
Burn it to disc or a usb drive
restart computer, but boot to the disc drive or usb drive
The rest it obvious.

>>151914383
its easy
>download .iso of OS
>"burn" it in a pen drive with unetbootin
>restart computer with the pen connected
>select boot device as USB if it isnt selected in your BIOS already (F12 or F8 at startup)
>boot whatever your USB has
>follow easy instructions
>own fresh new operating system

>>151914586
>>151914589
what will happen to all the programs?
what about folders and shit? do i not worry about it or do i have to back it up?

>walk out of spawn
>get facestabbed
everytime

>>151914714
If you download the "live iso" it will let you test out the OS with out installing anything, but yes you'll have to back up when you want to install it.

>>151914714
hard drives have partitions
these partitions, under windows have different letters usually
You need to use at least 1 partition to install linux
if you have 2 partitions already, you could move all your shit to C:\ and format D: from linux to use it! but remember the size of D: because you won't see "D:\" on linux

also if you see a small 100 MB partition dont delete it! thats system files for windows
remember that as long as you dont change the filesystem or format a partition, it will always be there
you can even access your windows NTFS partitions from linux !!

playing medic fucked up my K:A ratio :(

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I'm proud of you.

>>151915146
who cares
those are just numbers

when TF2 dies they will be gone, like tears in the rain

>>151915146
Same. It'd be a nice tradeoff if I could level up as much as my pocket. I'm 27 while he's 30

Medic Lives Matter

>>151915589
yours doesn't

>>151915629
It does, though

I live in Chile and I'm getting worse ping on Peru servers than fucking Virginia ones

http://www.pentadact.com/2008-05-31-team-fortress-2-unlockable-ideas/

these are some of the best and worst ideas ever thought of

direct hit should be nerfed
a soldier primary that one-hit kills a full health scout shouldn't exist

>>151917007
>scouts wanting the game to be even easier for them
if you run headlong into a direct hit soldier you're a fucking retard and your genes being splattered all over the control point is a blessing for future generations

>>151917007
Not just scouts, spies snipers and medics.

>>151917069
>implying you can always know how close the soldier is
ever heard about corners
every other soldier weapon requires 2 rockets to kill a 125 HP class
its bad balance that the direct hit doesn't

Back when your father and grandfather played Team Fortress 2, being bad at the game was so shameful, they would rage-quit (a lengthy, painful process that involved pulling burning coal from the computer’s furnace). Now, thanks to modern-day updates like these, there’s finally a good excuse.

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Gentlemen, I have NO IDEA what this weapon is. I don’t even know if I’ll WANT it. But BY GOD, I know what’s IMPORTANT, and it’s that WE get it and THE HEAVY DOES NOT.

Am I understood? Then get out there and KILL!

>>151916771
holy carp so many of those have been actually implemented
this is so cool
like stepping through a time machine

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i dont rly like my previous roll :)

>>151885651
entry level mu garbage

idea for new sniper SMG or scout pistol
>new weapon
>-30% ammo capacity
>bullets always go to where you put your crosshair like an unscoped sniper rifle

>>151885651
i dont even LISTEN to this genre and i know most of these albums

>>151917827
BasedViva is God

>>151917890
Definitely not Top 40, though

Besides, Madvillainy is entry level. Operation: Doomsday and Take Me To Your Leader ain't so entry level, though

>>151917827
BasedViva is suave

>>151918031
But at least they're not Top 40

>>151917827
BasedViva is God

>>151917827
Add /id/tixh

>>151918052
bait much?

anything doom is entry level

i had no idea MF Doom and Danny Brown were considered entry level although Danny Brown is quite popular in comparison
is clipping entry level too? its the most underground thing i can think off besides 90's European mixtapes with casette quality

>>151917827
rolling for this :))))
>>151918287

i'm trying to like the iron bomber but i just can't find any notable differences with stock

like there's a big difference between stock and the crutch-n-load or stickies and quickies

or maybe i just don't see it

>>151917827
Quickselling for 12 ref

>>151919286
Stock has rollers; The iron bomber pills stay where they land. Also, I think the iron bomber does less damage.

>>151920181
no its less explosive radius

>>151920181
yeah but like
it isn't that much of a difference, right
like i don't ask myself "should i go with stock or iron bomber this round"

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>>151917827
>>151920289
pwned t b h

>>151920282
Well the iron bomber is still pretty handy if you can land the pills where you want them to land. Then again, if you're accurate then you'll do fine with stock. I guess it's preference. Kind of like the original vs stock.

iron bomber can be good if you're defending on steel or a payload map

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Valve has hired you for your exceptional knowledge of TF2 and leadership cappabilities
you must tell each of the 3 members to do one of the following things
wich 3 subjects do you choose?

http://teamfortress.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Bomber

>>151920863
>http://teamfortress.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Bomber
haha very silly where do i subscribe

iron bomber is good if you play demoknight (ew)

otherwise just stick to stock really

>>151920384
>>151920289
im not counting this as a valid roll btw :)

>>151920810
I would choose weapon balance, new content, and map design.

weapon balance, new content, communicating

the artstyle has already been shit on

>>151917827
Towerig Pillar of Hats

Buy normal key or buy other key?

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guys
ok
guys
what if
-2 stickies from stickybomb launcher
+2 grenades to grenade launcher

???

>>151921881
demo is already balanced and takes alot of skill

>>151921881
eh, grenade launcher is already stupid powerful as a spam/area denial weapon. you'd have to lower the damage to balance it.

>>151921880
Pick a normal key.

guys
ok
guys
what if
sticky jumps took away less health

>>151921973
I would argue that the stickybomb launcher is better at both

>>151922032
try detonating at a higher pixel

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post tf2/tf2g memes that you created

pic related i made the pic of scout holding a bat

>>151921991
Alright.

Which crate though

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r8

>>151922370
Just pick any crate you already have. I would tell which crate to pick if I knew which crate you owned.

Aight:

#57, #75, #90, #91, #92.

So I guess the comics/vid will be 2morrow and the update the day after as usual?

Well, what a pointless update. Should've like maybe fixed the game first before adding more trash.

>>151921064
whats the main downside of the iron bomber? the pipes still do 100 DMG on a direct hit so i think it ok
also the reduced det time makes it amazing for using it to rocket jump if you dont have stickies for some reason

>>151922378
Yeah that looks alright. I rate it 8/10.

>>151922620
#92

>>151922656
I hope that's right. I'm excited to read the new comic issue.

>>151920810
matchmaking
balance
communication

artstyle is fucked beyond possible repair
best we can hope is Valve adding a graphic option to disable cosmetics in all players, wich will never happen

>>151922895
use nohats mod

>>151922834
You can't spam sentries at long range if you are under a tall enough roof because you can't aim up or make the things roll
Also a minor splash damage thing.

>>151922927
that makes legs invisible and makes soldiers head exposed
also removes head from pyro if they use a head replacement cosmetics
an official "no hats" mode would fix those issues, maybe some year, after a few eons, they add it, but it will probably never happen

>>151923121
Dude there's a new version that doesn't have those issues.
noheadsfeet.vpk or something it's on teamfortress.tv

>>151923007
You can use stickies for that though.

>>151923213
thank!
i had that time ago, but it still had the no-helmet soldier problem

>>151923226
We are arguing stock GL vs iron bomber, that's his downside.
Stickies somehow making up for it just shows that basically it doesn't matter too much, i personally prefer the IB model but i have a orange jew GL so i use that mostly

>>151922959
i dont get it
is 26 choosing shuckle over human
or
human is autistic and has to be led by her hand on wedding with shuclle

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why do the british have a separate "national" team for every region? are they independist, or is it to handicapp themselves ?