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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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Say my name
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>>151822980

cuckey
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>>151798615
Old
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>>151822867
>the one thing I liked about dota is how it arbitrarily avoided cliched designs

>zeus
>medusa
>phoenix
>doom
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>>151822980
EL JEFE
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hmmmm dotards?
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>>151822926
Reminder, if u like anime u should kill yourself
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>>151822980
Mr President
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1st for BKC
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>>151822926
>>151823043
https://youtu.be/4kzFCuSzv-E
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Real talk though, niggers, why aren't you playing her every single game?
>unbanterable in lane with Q
>FREE salve on a 45 second cooldown, it's the only thing you need mana for besides for R
>worthless W so you can put them points in stats and get gigantic
>scales into late with BKB piercing ICBMs
>farms well
>HEAPS of damage
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>>151822980
EL PRESIDENTE
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>check arteezy twitter.
>he's a fully transformed weeb now.
based desu.
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>>151822980
delusional little faggot
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>>151822965
According to science 10k hours, but in practice it also depends on the spawn of time it took you to achieve that number.

I just hit the 5k hours but I've been playing since TI 1 days, some days I play three or four hours, sometimes I spend weeks without playing, I also play just for fun, I am nowhere nearly as good as a kid who plays 8+ hours daily and hit 5k in less than a year.

Basically you have to invest as much daily time as a full-time job would require if you want to go pro.
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where's singsing
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Apologize
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>>151823070
nah dude, the kid is autistic
not even holding her around the shoulder, let alone the waist
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>>151823081
Sometimes the other team has magic damage.
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>>151823158
https://youtu.be/WPviAKaHAN0
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1st for the city of Honeylans
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tfw
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>almost everyone that has podchan in their booth lost
hmmmmm
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>>151823035
What other game allows you play as them? Yeah they are generic but they are always NPC's.

That's also why Skeleton King was so popular.
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>>151823210
have they the points paid out yet

I got the prizepool right, that's like a gorillion points right
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Do you guys still bet on dota2? Or are all the games rigged?
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>>151823081
shit fucked

you know its really hard to play a hero when you used to abuse their potential then gets gutted

even though shes still fine its not the same. you recognize THAT feeling.
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>>151822980
delusional little faggot
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>>151823195
so what's next for noteam?

will the jew follow him or stab him in the back for when he stayed behind after Fly got kicked of shitrekt?
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>>151823070
she belongs to this guy my man
https://twitter.com/YapzOrdota
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How do we make the purest cinammon roll in esports smile again?
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>>151822980
>Before Blitz's blog
El Presidente
>After Blitz's blog
Delusional little faggot
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>>151823378
put him on Liquid and let Kuro play carry since matumba is going of to military service
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>>151823442
link?
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>>151823210
>pretty much everything wrong
ah hah ha hhah hahaahaaaaa
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>>151823442
how?
>A common theme of Kuro's. aka making me buy movie tickets and taxi rides / paying for food for both of us
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>>151823510
http://www.liquiddota.com/blogs/512854-end-of-2016-thoughts-and-review
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>>151823442
You little delusional faggot.

I will consume your soul and teeth for tainting my good reputation right before my campaign
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>>151823442
Everything about this pic is 10/10
>el presidente
>honeylans smiling with dead eyes
>artour looking at fear
>fear is bored
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>>151823157
>I am nowhere nearly as good as a kid who plays 8+ hours daily and hit 5k in less than a year.
tfw that's me expect I'm 21.
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yea rtz is back in EG
>monster shirt
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Hej guys!
I exist, rememebr?
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>>151823702
Her name isn't EG anon.
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>>151823618
I'm a really successful dota player, I made some of the greatest teams in the world, just tremendous teams, great placings at the best lans, just tremendous drafting all around

wouldn't it be good if we could have that sort of thinking for our country folks?

We are going to make Estonia great again

Greater than ever before
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>>151823725
This shitter is getting kicked for sure, He's turned into the dota 2 local cuck like Aui.
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>>151823626
not just that, but everyone surrounding kuro while mr.president is alone in the back staring into the void
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>>151823725
LULBA came too late, he could've been good had he had more time with the bois
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>>151823792
QO is such a chad
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>>151823792
>People don't pick me
>I pick people
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>>151823792
absolute pure /kino/
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why do d2g hate him again? just look how happy he is to be there. he is one of our fucking greatest dota players and he should get some little bit of respect
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So which team is Attacker joining seeing how last 5 lans were won by le 8k pubstompers

i hope le old guard dies already holy shit
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>>151823782
He left Secret.
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>>151824023
Kuro's new team with Yawar and W33
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>bloodseeker gets a bonus for enemies being low health
>bloodseeker immediately loses this bonus if he kills them
lmao fampai

Ok, I think I know how we fix this fucker.
Thirst now applies vision globally, but only applies bonuses at 100% effectiveness at 1200 range. It applies bonuses at 75% effectiveness up to 1600 range, and 50% effectiveness at 2000 range, 25% at 2400, and 0% beyond that.

If an enemy hero dies while within said range, Bloodseeker keeps the bonus attack damage and up to 50% of the movespeed bonus for 5 seconds after they die. If they die at like 2200 range away he only gets 25% of the bonus though.

He retains half the damage bonus and 15% of the movespeed bonus until the enemy hero respawns after the 5 seconds are up.
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>yfw EE joins EG
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When fully farmed,which hero would you consider to be the quintessential raid boss of Dota?
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>>151824123
what if rupture instead of health would drain mana and stunned if the target reaches zero mana?
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>>151823905
stop forcing memes, /tv/
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>>151824143
>yfw zai and universe form their own team with rtz
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>when your teammates think you're high because you said ember spirit should buy manta against orchid
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i've been watching TI from the start but i don't actually play the game (only played wc3 dota a bit back in the days)

is is a bad idea to get into dota 2 now?
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>>151823782
atleast aui already accomplished everything he needed to get over a million bucks and hold the aegis
bulba won't even be able to convince anyone to carry his ass
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>>151824175
Don't ever respond to me or my post ever again
Seriously every time I talk about Bloodseeker you just respond with this
Fuckin stop it nerd
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>>151824201
it depends

do you hablo the espanol if you know what i mean?
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>>151824143
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>>151824201
yes

imagine a 10 times toxic community without being able to use the blacklist mod from wc3 or kick function ingame

the closed beta period was when the game peaked in community
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>sumail w33 miracle are all Muslims
how can we stop Muslims?
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>>151824201
>>151824235
Alternatively, if you're from Europe, gavaryesh ruski yazik tovarisch?
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>>151824006
You should have seen him how he got mad when Navi won against tongfu with fountain hook. While his team abusing a lot of bugs like shadow shaman wars bug on roshan, lone druid armlet and many more.

He's a dick that think he's a special case of dota2 players. If only EE had the balls to stand up against him during his NTH, he could be a balding washout that nobody want.
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>>151824284
>pick techies
>drop the bomb on them
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>>151824290
https://youtu.be/WPviAKaHAN0
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>>151824278
>my secret club
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>>151824284
we can't, we have to embrace it. From now on you are forbidden to cut your beard.
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>>151823792

>Matumba making a face at the president

Is it a challenge or a secret message?
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>/d2g/ thinks aui is a shitter
>he literally won ti5

TOP FUCKING JEJ
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>>151824201
i never understood this question
>is it le bad to play something for fun?

in what world the answer is no?
if you dont enjoy it then you dont play it.

if you mean some crazy shit like i will le become a pro and win TI then yeah you should stop being delusional becuase people play this game for 10 years and are still shit
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>>151824235
no habla espanol. me habla sueco y ingles
that said idk entirely what you mean
>>151824301
n-no
>>151824278
sounds like i'd get destroyed seeing as i've never been that great at mobas
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>>151824416
>mobas
get out you fucking cod fag
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>>151824384
>Matumba
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>>151823210
>10-15min gg
r u srs
>17-19, 12-14, not going for ez 36+ and go for the memebait
did you watch some nahaz vid where he jacks off to his """"stats"""" that gets him 1/40?
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>>151824398
how much fun are you gonna have if you're absolute trash and nobody will want to play with you?
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EE is replacing Fear

don't ask me how I know, I just do.
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Who will win this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_presidential_election,_2016
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>>151824546

For what fucking reason
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>>151824284
they're arabs, you think 17 year olds with over a million dollarydoos are practicing muslims lmao
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>>151824201
do you have the time for it?
yes

are you from lolbabbies?
no, you sunk too much time in that game it will be hard to transition
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>>151824527
the most fun with dota i had was when i was absolute trash, it was with other people as trash as me tho

now im like top 0.5% of the playerbase and i dont have "fun" anymore, its more like i just am satisfied with winning and becoming better, if there was a better game id switch insant desu everything else is just trash
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>Kuroky, I wish this guy would show himself to the scene more. He is funny, articulate, charismatic, and ultimately just a good person. He always treated me with respect, would empower me in team conversations, and trusted me as much as anyone can trust someone. I was more then a coach with him, it was almost like a marriage, we bickered and fought about what to do with the team, but we would always try and see each others point of views, and I don't think I ever walked away from a conversation with him without feeling satisfied. This man gave me another chance in dota, another life, and was never dishonest to me ever. If he ever said something to me, he always meant it, and it was odd taking someone at face value at all times. I am eternally grateful to Kuro for everything he did for me and with me, and I will always be available for this person. Maybe the coolest person I've met in the dota scene, cool as an igloo. (I told him I was writing a blog he told me to write that, I told him he was lame, I relented obviously) My favorite moment with him was after they lost to MVP at Manila, he looked at me and Heen and said 'two korean coaches, and we lost, suspicious' and said nothing else about the loss ever haha.
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>>151824147
bristleback when is ahead of the all the enemy heroes.can 1 V 5 the whole team. good luck killing him.
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>>151824587
he's retiring
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>>151823604
As much as I like Kuro, you should just take this with a grain of salt. Like, if you let Theeban write something about Puppey, he will be painted as the greatest president Estonia would ever have.
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>>151824527
Too bad solo queue exists and you can take 4 people hostage.
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>>151824617
>now im like top 0.5% of the playerbase and i dont have "fun" anymore, its more like i just am satisfied with winning and becoming better, if there was a better game id switch insant desu everything else is just trash
reminder

this is what doturd does to a man
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>>151824619
>Yet another person comes forth and praises Kuroky

>People still think Puppey isn't the Evil One of former team Secret
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>>151824384
Matumba is Puppey's agent sabotage Kuro, soon he will quit Team Liquid and join the military.
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>>151824630

I get that fear is retiring by why would you pick up the player with the most disastrous performance of anyone at TI6?
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They call him old man fear but in reality, he's the one who didn't age
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>implying it will not be RTZ replacing Fear.
Master and apprentice, father and son.
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>>151824635
Theeban is a cocksucker rat

when it comes from Big Dick Blitz, I know in my heart of hearts that Kuroky was eternally right
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>>151824701
matumba is nowhere seen in that picture you blind dumb fuck
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>>151824708
he played with them at starladder (*last year) and was fine
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>>151824553
Dotards?
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How do I get out of shadow pool?
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I vote for Puppey to be president
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>>151824708
you are right they should just get some other fine na carries like BSJ or maybe TC or even the man the legend himself Korok wew lad the posibilities are endless!
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>>151824765
MY FUCKING GIGASIDES
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>no EG appreciation thread on Reddit

Are they the ourest of our guys?
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>>151824727
>1 year
>didn't age
woah...
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>>151824765
Huutista.
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>>151824765

What does the president of Estonia do except accept dubious bribes from Russia?
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>>151824817
you should see the posts before
>ppd and sumail really stop me from rooting for eg
>universe fear and zai are great, but I just can't root for sumail
>sumail is too cocky
etc
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>>151824765

I can't breathe
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>>151824708
because bad blood between rtc and ppd

and because ee doesn't care about anything other than winning ti.
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>>151824826
hahahahaha

this made me laugh more than i should have lol
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>>151824837
what does any president in the west does?

the answer is nothing.
their campaign are funded by the people who really run things.
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>>151824765
Thanks for the upbotes !
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>>151824737

blitz is kind of an sjw reddit fuck though

like i honestly feel like hes pretty up his own ass at times and the way he discussed the james incident was kind of douchey
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>>151824765
>>151824553
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>>151824765
Ok I laughed
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>>151824765
Have a (You).
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>people still pick pudge mid
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Do we have any kind of confirmation that the """"leak"""" was legitimate?
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>>151824837
From skimming the wikipage, he's a figurehead with a few special powers. A few examples:
>initiates the bringing of criminal charges against the Chancellor of Justice.
>by way of clemency, releases or grants commutation to convicted offenders at their request;
>confers state decorations, military and diplomatic ranks;
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>>151824892
>/d2g/ossip at full speed again.
What, you will post BASED FRIENDSHIP XDDD when Poopoodickster gets RTZ and 'I KNEW IT ALL ALONG'?
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>>151824934
I'm glad he's fucking off desu

time for grandgrant to make his rise
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>>151824765
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>>151824805
Ritsu
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>Love Naga
>can't micro for shit
Is there anything to do besides getting good? Do I really need micro for Naga?
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We are going to build a wall
And Russia is paying for it
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>>151824934
he is a sc2 retard, they are very SJW

you should've seen TeamLiquid back in the day (before curse merge), they would've never picked up anybody fun

if only I had that image of the "I sure love fun guys!" with 4 stick dudes looking worried being watched by liquid, and 1 stick on the ground with "user has been nuked"
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>>151825027
literally badEE
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>>151825069
Just a-click a path for the illusions if you are scouting.

Just a-click the illusions ahead to important places before teamfight if you are pushing a tower so you have a pseudo ward showing where enemy comes from before a fight.

If you are farming you'll learn to optimize your a-clicking and farming routes fairly soon.

And no, the answer is always play more.
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>>151825069
you dont

w
2 click some camp on the minimap
3 click some lane
4 click some lane

thats not micro
meepo has micro you need to actually be aware of the clones, naga illus you just click once and forget about them
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>>151824979
of course, the dialogue was natural, it references events properly, and puppey does his type-3 conditional mistake
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>>151824979
Puppey used the same speaking manner as how he usually talks, even down to grammatical errors. The date also coincides with Puppey's tweet about how his whatsapp broke.
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>fear retires
>zai and universe leave to play with rtz again
>only one's left are ppd and sumail

how do we fix eg?
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>>151825131
>meepo has micro you need to actually be aware of the clones
and dotards define meepo as not that hard to micro?
le tab poof tab poof?
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is /d2g/ a bad enough dude to create a "Puppey presidential campaign" custom game?
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>>151824997
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>>151825172
Man, this
>Pooverse = good
meme needs to fucking die already.
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>>151825219
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>>151825172

I think PPD is going to just invite players to EG to weaponize again and then send them to other teams to cause them to implode from within. He mastered the art already with RTZ and secret.
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>>151825172
I doubt fear retires, there was talk about him and sumail leaving EG for a new team after universe+rtz left
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>>151825131
>>151825112
Thanks lads. What should I be building after Radiance?
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>>151825203
its not hard to play meepo its hard to be amazing at him because the hero requires a lot from you

its not hard to be amazing at doom, you just need to know what hero to press R on and thats it, the hero cant do much more unlike meepo
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Starcrafts SirActionSlacks is switching to Dota in caster form
wat do
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>>151825218
what game can I play as puppey(custom leader) and take over the world as estonia?
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>>151824979
it's made kind of a splash and yet he didn't deny it's authenticity
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>>151825246
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what does your girlfriend think about you spending so much money on dota cosmetics?
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>>151825085
EE RTZ praised him, Mason said Ritsu is a better carry than him. singlehandedly carried his team to the Frankfurt Major

he's the only one with potential in a sea of shitters like TC who've been playing for years and been shitters forever.

only thing is reddit would get absolutely eternally anally annihilated over it, w
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>>151825172
PPD is the only who can utilize Universe at his full potential
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>>151824765
>Try editing the page to replace that bland "Allar Joks" guy with Puppey and the picture >>151822980
>You must be logged in to upload media
reeeeeeeee
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>>151824997
This was so on point
What happend to you EE-sama
I believed in you
But you were fucking hitting creeps
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>>151825261

bottle
iron talon
optional aquila
radiance
bots
manta/octarine

always this, ive seen Meracle, the guy that invented modern naga go bots before Radiance etc but you are not Meracle so just play this and it will be fine also dont fall for the drums meme and if you arent mid you can get arcanes
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>>151825308
back when siri was thick and not skinny
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>>151824315
found the NaVi apologist
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>>151825172
>Universe leaving PPD

Yeah go ahead, show the world again how much of a shitter you are without the Sultan of Drafts
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>>151825246
>>151825219
PLease post more Draskyll reaction images

These are fantastic
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>>151825408
You mean the Sultan of honeypot TI
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>>151825284
fml i never want this faggot to catch traction in dota
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>>151825287
easiest would be EU4

if there was soem absolute madman but im talking litearlly desperate for (you)s CK2 would be better as its literally a bloodline simulator you could make a whole country filled with Dota personalities that fight eachother internally, backstab eachoterh etc
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>>151825235
alright who do you think is a good offlaner by your standards

tip: no wings player
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>>151825284
I'll murder you irl if you speak of Day9 that way again, kiddo
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can we talk about how there are 50 Cent Party chinks here
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>>151825481
Faith_bian
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>>151825494
wut
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>>151825481
>tip: no good players
POOVERSE POOLOGISTS EVERYONE.

Literally every single offlaner in top8 was better than Pooverse.
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>be notail
>win 2 majors
>previous champ is still the highest
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>carry team
>get tipped at the end
>don't even have a compendium
lmao
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>>151825284
HAHAHAHAHA

STARCUMPETS WILL DEFEND THIS

oh wait theyre dead xd
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>dota is better than ever
>league is dying and losing steam
Feels good, man
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>>151825516
basically chinese JIDF
they posted some of our posts about chinks on their forum
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>>151825481

not that guy but universe got the fuck exposed out of him
literally bulba looked more impressive than him in the last half a year

BULBA
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>>151825481
Universe got exposed at Secret, he's a good guy, but he's NOTHING without PPD
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>>151825478
thanks I'll try it out
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Post LANs North American dota2 teams won in the past 12 months.

Team must have 60% or more players from North America and compete from North America.
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>>151825517
>>151825510
because its very easy to determine whos the best offlaner just right off TI

im asking whos the best offlaner in THE west
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>>151825494
>50 Cent Party chinks

What?
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>Watch anime
>get last place

Um, dotards?
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>>151825590
you can just make custom countries in eu4 and edit provinces

some dumb shit like honeypot provinces with huge gold produciton that belong to OG etc
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>>151825624
>past 12 months
ti5
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>>151825629
Every single western offlaner in TI was better than Pooverse.
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>>151825642
That's what he gets for having shit taste.
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>>151825563
League really is dying isn't it...
Makes sense that it's in the hands of a game that's even more casual and more waifu pandering like Overwatch.
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>>151825535
>yfw Moo is higher ranked than Moonmeander
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>people in /d2g/ actively recommend people play eu4
literally why
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where 2 cop iceiceice flower sweater?
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>>151825661
So what you are saying, is that not one North American dota2 team has won a lan since TI5?

?

Isn't that a year of loss then?
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>>151825716
its a fun game

last time i played it was like almost 2 years ago but it was still """""fun""""

just not as good as eu3 lmao but that happens to every franchise
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>>151824882
well of course. the new ebin lebbit meme is to praise china and chinese memes. china hates sumail. the reddit people themselves hate ppd, but are afraid of losing upboats by saying it without pairing it with sumail.
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>>151825749
There been 2 tournaments since then my man
ti5 then ti6
EU hasn't won anything as well, didn't even reach top4 TI6 or TI5
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How to fix EG

>Sumail kicked for mason
>Universe kicked for ixmike
>Zai kicked for Demon
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>>151825775
You're opinion of fun is wrong. EU4 is neither good nor fun.
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>>151825857
how to guarantee EG never gets past top6*
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>>151825825
>DC is NA
lmao
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given 1:1 odds how much would you have bet on EG beating Wings in that bo5?
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>>151825857
>good players replaced with bad ones
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>>151825940
>Pooverse
>good.
lmao.
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>>151825408
>Sultan of drafts
>Gets outdrafted by Digital Cholos
ecks dee my man
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>>151825916
sumail proper mid picks? $200
sumail honeypot mid picks? (sandking, brew, etc.) $0
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>>151822926
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>>151825916
id never bet on EG with 1:1 odds thats just a bad gamble familia
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>>151825971
which is which
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>>151825916
Zero because EG was blown the fuck out from TI by Digital Chaos.
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>>151825624
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>browse reddit
>someone mentions holograms and d2g spamming it

REEEEEEEEEEEE REDDIT PLEEEEEEEEEEASE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>151825959
>pooverse
>not uniloo
ya fucked up
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>>151826121
>redditors whining about redditors in fucking 4chan
please go and fucking kill yourself 0 networth poster
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>>151826121
>Browse 4chan
>Someone mentions reddit and browsing it
REEEEEEEEEEEE REDDIT PLEEEEEEEEEEASE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>151826121
>browsing reddit
Opinion discarded. You should leave too.
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>>151826121
>browses reddit
>asks redditors to leave

ok this is getting weird
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>>151826121
(You)
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>>151825308
who's this thicc dick cum commander?
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>>151826121
>browse reddit
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>>151826146
POOVERSE
UNILOO
LOOVERSE
UNIPOO

HOW DEEP CAN WE GO
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>>151826179
>>151826178
>>151826176
>>151826151
>>151826214
easiest (You) farm of my life
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>>151823725
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>>151826191
images.google.com
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hey guys somewhat newfag here. im about to take some adderall and go super saiyan. who should i play all day today in dota?
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>tfw cucks for life didn't qualify for TI
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>>151826278
Random
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>>151825284
Isn't he like a game dev now? I don't think he has the time to commit
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>>151826278
meepo
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Party like you're 45
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>>151824006
Shoo shoo Kelly
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>>151824123
I used to hate him before rework but since it I really want to see him work as a hero. Blood rite is an awsome ability, almost an area deny as if it gets off it silences potentially 3 people for a very long time, he can buff his carry or nukers late game, ET ult under bloodrage is 'fun never existed in the first place', and his ult shits on bkb and any resists. I was looking for his agha upgrade, it could have been potentially more control on his ult so it's still useful late game but it's just 2 charges.
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>>151824147
I like when a wraith king gets out of control

We end up in a kind of raid boss situation trying to kite him, trying to bait out a bkb, trying to burn his mana before we kill him, etc
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>>151823342

Good lord, that Chink is literally the ugliest excrement I've ever seen in the Dota 2 proscene. At least ixmike has charisma.
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>>151826465
>pick wk
>enemy instantly picks kotl and nyx
just end my life senpai
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>tfw no black swordsman hero
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>Ember abandons our game because we didn't tower dive a clinkz under tower
>No one had dust, be he swore we coulda got him
I really am tempted just to make my smurf my main
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>>151826436
>aghs
>rupture now is non reflect damage type
>calculates all damage at distance, no longer limited to sub 2000 range

>>151824624
>buys Silver Edge
And that's why Bristle is the worst hero in the game. A 7 slotted Bristle still loses to a 4 slotted any other carry if said other carry has a Silver Edge. Unless the Bristle builds weird non Bristle shit like Daedalus I guess.
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>>151826537
soul ring mango
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>tfw fell for the 3d gf meme
Who else 24 kissless virgin here?
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>>151826678
I'll be turning 25 kiss-less virgin this october. I don't really think this is special, pretty sure 95% of dotards above 3k mmr are kissless virgins.
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>>151826591
>everyones bad but me.
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>>151826537
Sounds like one of those hope your supports will keep jungle warded 24/7 and your team can make enough space for you to stay there until you have Linkens BKB Radiance Abyssal AC kinda game.
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>>151826678
26 right here bro
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>>151826537
>blink stun OHKO Keeper
>nyx probably can't mana burn all of your mana
ez bez
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>>151826678
26 here, not kissless tho
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>>151826740
>one person left
>Muh "i don't belong here" meme
I'm trying my damndest to climb out of 3.5k, but it's disheartening when you see such garbo plays and can't even argue why it was done without a "lol you are where you belong" being thrown out
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>>151826537
I will always pick Lion into a Wraith King
Sorry my dude
>Soul Ring and Mango both give you 10 less than you need for reincarnation
JUST
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>>151826638
To be fair, silver edge is literally the best item in the game, being countered by it is better than being countered by some other shitty item like bkb.
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>>151826678
>tfw been kissed by a guy
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>>151826858
its okay that doesnt count
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>>151826678
>tfw lost my virginity before my kiss-ginity
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>>151826849
idgi why pros dont go forth from shadowblade to SE way more often
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>>151826858
Elaborate more please.
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>>151826837
In about my third game of dota I built bloodstone on the king to solve mana problems.

I think I also built every item that upgrades from helm of iron will. Decided in about game two that was my favourite item.
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Can someone post the PPD "cuck" face?
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>>151826849
Silver Edge completely eliminates Bristle from the game though. No other hero has what amounts to 3 passives, all of which he completely relies on.
Sure, it poops on a lot of people, but nobody gets pooped on harder than Bristle does.
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>>151826678
25
loss my virginity during a drunken bachelors party
i was forced to go caues its my brothers
woke up in my bed next day
cant remember any of it
my urethra hurts like when you find this hot doujin forced yourself to masturbate even when you already comed already
is that still considered sex
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>>151826942
This one?
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>>151826918
>pros still haven't worked out silver edge void
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>>151826678
>24, been offered sex by 3 different girls (and kissed more), turned them all down
I regret this
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Anyone watching PG vs Taring game 2?

PGs draft looks weird,
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>>151826342
not anymore, he said that he's no longer part of Artillery dev team on twitter
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>>151826980
Yes thank you
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>>151826960
What if you build Lotus or Greaves on Bristle? On paper it doesn't sound that bad?
Can they get rid of SE-passive-disable-debuff?
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>>151826638
>rupture now is non reflect damage type

Wut?

>>151824123
I just realised how messed up and illogical his passive is. It discourages you from actually killing a low hp target since you lose all bonuses and you want to finish it when low on hp to regen.

I think letting him keep those bonuses for some time is good, now we need to solve the lifesteal problem. Make it that if he kills an enemy hero and lifesteals form him more than his current hp, then half of that bonus adds to BS total hp for some time like 7-10 seconds. Now finishing people will actually make a sense.
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Do you think DC will disband? They got together because they couldn't find a team before the roster lock in the first place, now that TI is over and they got some good cash and fame they can go back to their regions and get picked up by some big names. Misery also has a hot gf in Kiev and he probably doesn't want to be cucked behind his back.
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>>151826924
>be drunk
>guy comes up and starts wrapping himself around me
>faces get closer and closer
>too out of it to hold him back
>next second he's tongue deep in me
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>>151827013
>Female human anatomy subject was a pretty cool chic
>asked for a ride one day
>told me "yea im not doing anything after this"
>"i don't really want a boyfriend, i just like to have fun"
>"what are you doing after?"
>She was essentially an IRL Legion Commander
I didn't realize what the fuck she was pitching till a week later
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>>151827146
they'll disband when they under perform at the next major, Honestly w33 is the only good player.

He was utter shit in Shitrekt but he's shown he is probably just below Miracle in terms of skill.

But that Slark game he just went solo all over the map and got caught was trash.
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>>151827176
Hot. No sweaty anal sex?
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>>151827062
Break is non dispellable. The only way to avoid Break from silver edge is to be spell immune when attacked from invisibility, otherwise it's a 5 second debuff where all passives are disabled and damage from all sources is reduced by 55%.

>>151827069
>bloodseeker ruptures someone
>they have blademail
>bloodseeker dies
His aghs making the damage non reflect would blademail unable to kill a bloodseeker every time he ults someone with more hp than him.
And lifesteal isn't an issue. He gets health for killing things, that's good shit.
Maybe make him gain 10/15/20/25% of the killed hero's max hp as bonus hp for 35 seconds if he kills the enemy hero while Bloodraged?
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source on nahaz mafia freakouts?

I just got this one, but I can't find the one they are talking about in this video.
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>>151827146
If they don't do well in the season leading to the next major then probably. The upcoming time will be Misery's real test as a captain.
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>>151827069
Losing the boost after the enemy is killed is what is holding blyatcyka back.
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>>151827248
what no
i dont into guys
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>>151827219
did you sperg and not answer her questions or just say "yeah"
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whats next for our loveable autistic weeb?
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>>151827307
How about traps?
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>>151827318
Sudoku
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>>151827261
>damage from rupture still doesn't heal BS
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>>151827318
putting cream on those elbows
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>>151827337
as long as dicks dont touch
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Will MKB be purchasable on MK?
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>>151823604

Blitz admitting he is too much of an autistic nerd for even a tiny amount of fame
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>>151827316
i answered unaware sex was a possibility
>oh shit, well let me know if you wanna hang out
>nah, probably gonna go get some coffee with my brother
>Take care! :D
I didn't deserve my penis that month
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>>151827408
nothing wrong with that senpai, some people just don't handle attention well.
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Can the crowd see the holograms?
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Was there any million dollar memeskill this TI? Didn't watch grand finals
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>>151827621
can the holograms see the crowd?
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>>151827407
he will have free true strike m8
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>>151827668
can you shut the fuck up?
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>>151827219
Oh you poor fucker

I'm not even THAT socially aware, I'm practically a sperg

Mine were literally "I haven't had sex in ages [during passionate kissing] you wanna take me home?", "haha my bed is covered in medical journals" "that's ok come over and get in mine xxx", and "i'm sexually frustrated and i need you, come over"

I don't even wanna think about how many "subtle" opportunities I've missed from being too autistic and insecure
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>>151825683

It is dying for exactly the reason you said. Every time some major filthy casual game gets released League loses a chunk of population
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>>151827621
If I stare into the hologram does the hologram stare back at me?
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>>151827661
Shadow bashing the shit out of everyone on Void and AM maybe, but nothing particularly stood out.
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>>151827621
The crowd ARE holograms
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>>151827621
The most unfunny forced meme in TI6.

Thanks a lot autist.
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can the holograms see the holograms?
>>
Poll: How do you evaluate this team EG? (Posted by a self-proclaimed w33 fan before EG-DC game)
>About to get rekt by DC (141 votes)
>Going to get rekt by wings even if they beat DC (29 votes)
>PPD is a scrub who couldn't have gotten past groups without sucking sumail's dick (41 votes)
>(Some inside joke I don't get but is apparently related to prostitution) (56 votes)
Replies:
>EG = Everyday GG
>Most consistent team for the past couple years
>You have to admit this team is pretty good
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Slayers of China, sex slaves of Europe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Slayers of China, sex slaves of Europe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Slayers of China, sex slaves of Europe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Slayers of China, sex slaves of Europe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Slayers of China, sex slaves of Europe
HAHAHAAHAHA
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>>151827806
>>151827858
If we're holograms and we stare into holograms, are we staring back into ourselves?
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>>151827912
>Tobi's "HOLD THE FUN" shouts largely ignored
>Merlini II retardation is immortalized
I hate reddit//v/ memes
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so who's gonna replace blitz?
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>>151827661
There hasn't been one since TI3, last year "six million echo slam" was forced as fuck.
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how does a guy like Misery land a girl like this
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>>151828138
Alpha male m8
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>>151828138
Is that actually Misery's gf?
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>>151828138
She isn't dating Misery, just his bank account
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>>151828089
With maut already partnered with LD, annee is the only caster left in that weight class.
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>>151827261
>And lifesteal isn't an issue. He gets health for killing things, that's good shit.

The issue that the way his lifesteal works actually discourages you from finishing someone off when you go into the fight most of the time. It's like you want to save that low lion for later so when you are low yourself you can use him as a back up lifesteal, otherwise if you kill him in the begining of the fight you don't really benefit from lifesteal as most of the time you start fight with a full or nearly full hp.
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newfags dont even known classic mym
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>>151828138
>3d pig disgusting
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Name a hero that is absolute dogshit that a rework is needed so he/she can get picked
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>>151828365
allah's favourite goblins
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>>151828365
Visage or Venomancer
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>>151828365
visage
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WINGS > NA > SEA > CN >>>>>>>>>> EU GARBAGE DOTA LUL
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>>151828365
There are none, the roster is in quite a good place
for pub games
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Visage is going to be Wisdom hero demolishing magical damage lanes to all hell and black senpaitachi.
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>>151828365
Big tree dude that protects shit
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>>151828198
she's been dating him since before he even joined secret you mong
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>tfw no good streams up
>tfw small penis that will never satisfy a woman
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>>151828138
>>151828157
How can other males compete?
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>>151828525
t. sex slave of Europe
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>>151828365
Ur mom

>>151827219
By pitching you mean she has a dong, like most legion commander porn, right?
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>>151828365
Shadow Fiend
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>>151828609
>needing to click images to see them enlarged
this is why you have a small penis
>caring about what le ebin meme writers think about a font that is perfectly readable
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>>151828690
I drew her snatch and tits, so, obviously its a magical cock that stays inside her
>Implying i wouldnt take one to give one
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>>151828365
>Name a hero that is absolute dogshit that a rework is needed so he/she can get picked

I'd like to see BloodCyka as a pick/ban on tournaments.
Icefrog has some issues balancing him right.
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>>151825284
>siractionslacks

day9 is gay and beta as fuck, but he's not comparable to SAS
And he was godlike in starcraft, not 3.5k like SAS
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>>151828734
t. a man that just got meme'd on
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>>151827318
>loveable
in what world?
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>>151828138
He has a handsome face and his build isn't chubby.
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>>151828609

>not watching free 4k russian camgirls
.tv/elfiona
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dotards will defend this
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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.
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>>151828975
If it's not anime it just doesn't do it for meme.
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>>151828975
What's her MMR?
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>>151826230
>It was merely an act
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When's our next batch of roster shuffle drama?
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>>151829075
This arouses me. I WANT MORE!!
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>>151828138

Speaking as a Dane, we fuck a lot in high school, unless you're one of the bullied outcasts.

Misery looks like an easy going and nice dude, who's intelligent. The Ukrainian chick is probably tired of slav Chads who'll never make more than 5000 roubles a month and have vodka for brains. Same reason why most Ukrainian women date Western men.
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>my dear pod, I have to leave you now...

What will Podchan do? Where wll Podchan leave outside of her pod?
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>>151829536
Blyat, so I can mail order babushka?
Davai davai
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>>151829536
damn so i should move to ukraine then. got it
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>>151829659
Why does she look Asian?
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>>151829075
What a fucking awful design, whatever happened to the concept art?
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>>151829659
I gonna post this on lelddit for easy karma and claimed it as my own. Thx 4chan ^_^
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>>151829659
>Chuan checking out that ass
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>>151829760

He's not joking anon. Eastern Europe is basically the only place in the world where they crave an American accent the same way we all love British accents
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anyone have that picture with the dota personality types with d2g quotes below them? its got shit like the shit post king, the esports guy, and the meme bot 9000
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>>151829659
Reminder that podchan is in every lossing teams booth
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>>151829840
this sounds like some too good to be true kind of stuff. are you setting me up to end up getting rekt in some shit like those hostel movies?

i work remotely and make $120k/year without really applying myself. could do more. what quality of life would that get me in eastern europe/ukraine? the white women there are goddesses
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>>151830012
>make $120k/year
sure you do
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Rem is for _______
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>>151829791
i bet if he were black you would love it
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>>151828847
slacks is 5k and day9's MO has always been about himself. Did you think his show was about SC2? Fuck no. It was called 'The Day9 show' and he cut to himself constantly while sometimes analyzing replays.
Having him in the Dota scene would be like having an even bigger attention whore than aysee in it, except day9 tutorials would be literally 1k analyses parroting reddit in videoform. He can fuck off.
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>>151830056
Intense hand holding!
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>>151830042
what? thats not an impressive number at all for software engineers.
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what do we do now niggers

should i study or buy no man sky? im asking this because in the worst case scenario i would download this shit game that sticks me with peruvians who spam XDXDXD
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>>151830137
sure you engineer software and make 120k a year
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>>151830158
XDXDXD
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>>151830158
i have been modding skyrim
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>>151830056

WHO

IS REM?
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>>151830158
Study
No Man's Sky is a complete waste of 60$
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>>151830189
lol alright. one of the last career paths on earth where you can be self taught and make a good living.
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>>151829075
where was this photo at
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>>151830327
Wyrkhm's twitter has it
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was this battle pass even worth it
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>>151830564
id say no, the only thing i wanted from it was the immortal gardens but to be honest after i played a few games with it i hardly noticed it
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>>151830564
At least mine came with a free blowjob.
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>>151830564
no
too much shit for money

you cant even get the map or legion quest line which should be base or at least lvl 50
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>>151830564
?

what do you mean worth it?
did i get over 2x worth of steambux as i bought it for?

yeah, just the player cards went for 7$ let alone all the other shit

was doing quests fun etc the prediciton blabla?
yeah kind of it for sure was a best one yet
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>>151822926
>Yearly 20 Million Dollar cry for attention ends and /d2g/ is on life support again

DEAD
GAME
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>>151830649
can't you just switch the files?
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>>151830723
was thinking the same lol
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hey doshitturds superior game here that is sweeping korea and soon will be crowned the king of esports

id just like to remind you that after your silly ponzi scheme yearly lan is over and your hsit game and this shit general is dead as fuck you are welocme in Overwatch General friends
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Is he THE Stefan Molyneux hero?
>enemy team has no arguments
>win
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Is there a more butthurt esports personality?
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>>151831093
its funny he says that now after csgos biggest lan final ever barely broke 150k viewers on twitch in the finals

right now the numbers dont matter, not before, right now lmao
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why the FUCK did ppd put sumail on brew on game three

like FUCK its the GAME of the year why wont YOU trust the paki kid

couldve picked something like DP considering the -armor/push strat
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>>151828365
brewmaster, what a flawed, garbage hero
>inb4 "learn to le micro xD"
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>>151825307
>the brown dude holding the (You) sign is the average dotard
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>>151831093
puppey
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>>151831093
>Esports historian since 2001
>i literally made up my title
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>>151831210
Puppey is an egomaniac but he's not a forever butthurt faggot.
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>>151831184
i think ppd visits this place and sees all the "mastermind ppd" shitposts and actually started to believe them he is some mastermind and can draft shit and still win
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>>151829536
>tfw when dane bullied outcast
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>>151831273
rofl
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>>151831093
I do kind of hate how TI makes viewers and non-pros go 'MUH HONEYPOTS' despite the fact that PPD himself said there are no such things and how Valve clearly showed this year there are no honeypots (Na'Vi invite based on Slavladder)

It should be three majors with TI being Seattle/America Major, one Europe Major and one in CN
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>>151831184
sumail thought he could beat w33's ursa so he asked for the brew

that's why sumail is actually blaming himself in his last tweet "sorry for letting everybody down", he thinks it's his fault that they didn't get into grand finals
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>>151831481
>valve jewing your money three times a year
lmaio
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>>151831184
>sumail
>good
Am I on bizarro /d2g/?
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>>151831481
navi got figured out because they won starladder

This TI was won mainly on strats too, look how many strats Wings saved up
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>>151831572
>reading comprehension
where did i say he was good

that game was all on him
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>>151831184
>Puts Sumail on unconventional hero that looks very strong in the draft
>why don't you trust Sumail
what?

the fact he played brew shows how much ppd and the team trusted Sumail
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>>151831667
and then sumail skills clap lvl1 vs ursa

reminder: dont trust anyone even yourself
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Why can't I end games?
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>Blitz done casting

Please god no, save me from this nightmare
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>>151831830
Relax we're gonna have Day[9] soon
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>>151831667
correct me if im wrong but dont you think dp would have been superior draft on paper that game?
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>>151831798
>dont trust anyone even yourself
Reminder there is a skellington inside you

waiting to pop out
free of the flesh
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>>151831863
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>151831830
it's good

now we get based grandgrant
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>>151830723
I'm dunno, I just have shitposting fatigue. I actually played the game 3 times yesterday, but there's only so much "USA EU CHINA cuck kek meme" bullshit I can stand.
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>>151831863
>literal who no name thinks hes gonna have his way soon

nah mate shouldve jumped shipped long time ago just like playerbase lol

spam le dead game on this general just to spite the game lel
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>>151831869
Idea was most likely to use Brew ultimate to eliminate people in teamfights (tornado Ursa > what he gonna do) and use it to push/turtle.

If they pick DP I believe Ursa would (he did it to Brewmater anyway) just blink rape DP every single fight, Ursa was picked to delete heroes in that game.

If PPD saw Brew better fit than DP, well he probably had very good reasons.
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>>151831184
sumail would have got shat on no matter what, he played terrible that whole tourney with the exception of like 3 games
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new hero idea:

name: deray
ranged auto attack, throws bricks
skills: molatov cocktail, loot, resist arrest
ult: hands up dont shoot
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>>151831543
it is his fault though, him feeding like a 2k pub player actively made them lose that game
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>>151831573
Navi had exactly 1 strat - aggresive early game with chen/ench, general on bat/mirana/void. With this they won starladder, I was worried about them going to TI that they would struggle and I was right. They showed nothing new. Art-Style needs to imrove his hero pool same as other players
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>>151831985
well that was hindsight

dang i dont want to sound salty but considering how anti climatic the finals were i wanted eg to contest the finals instead of dc
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>>151831863
that would be so awful, day9 was shit in starcraft and would be even worse in dota

>>151832250
a father and his 3 sons. must suck to have all your children be unsuccessful
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>>151832296
yup, and it was a fucking joke. sure, they won lanes, but then what? no kills, no plan, no defence, no counterattack. rolled by liquid, and they simply had no clue at all how to defend. you could just watch them die one by one sitting near towers thinking 'well what now?', and then they get blinked on and killed one by one because they just fucking sit in blink range autoattacking the people destroying their rax.
it hurts to be a navi fan.
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QUICK NIGGERS, I'M A TIME TRAVELER I AINT GOT MUCH TIME
WHO DO I BET ON TO WIN TI????
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>>151831863
If Day[9] becomes a personality in the Dota 2 community, I will be so fucking happy. He was such a great caster in SC, and the Day[9] Daily was great for learning the game.
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>>151832517
ALL ON NAVI
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>>151824147
Timber or Bristle.
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>>151832517
MUFC.
you'll thank me in 12 months.
you will know how to find me, when the time comes.
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>>151832354
>>151831863
This is seriously one of the best things that can happen for Dota. Day is such a great person and such a hard worker, if he started focusing on dota it would be AMAZING. ALSO MAYBE HE CAN CONVINCE MY BOY APOLLO TO COME OVER. I MISS YOU APOLLO.
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>>151822980
SUPREME DRAFTER
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>>151832517
>Time traveler
>doesn't have time
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>>151832551
>>151832671
t. unironic deadgaem2 circlejerkers who have shit taste
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>>151822980
greantest essports player clemntinater!
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say what you want about slacks but this segment was funny as fuck (and accurate)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct28GMYFGXw
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>>151832671
>This is seriously one of the best things that can happen for Dota
no it wonldnt. that guy barely knows anything about starcraft at a level where knowledge actually matters. he is just another hype caster which dota has too many of already. and his videos are like an hour long but had only about 5 minutes of actual substance in them. he would never be able to go from starcraft aka advanced rock paper scissors to dota which is a game that actually requires you to have a pulse and a brain
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im going to do it d2g, im going to marry mirana, is she worth $385 what do you guys think?
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>people are back to farming
>d2g back to being dead
and all is right in the world
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>>151828365
Doom
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>>151824979
Proofs ain't fun
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>>151833165
>reddit this!
You aren't following directions.
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Has there been any shuffling since TI?
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>>151833320
>people are back to farming
Farming what?
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>151833523
(You)'s, what else?
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I want to go to TI d2g but I am shit (
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>>151833635
t. slav
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Why the fuck are flips allowed into these tournaments?

OG should have won this TI.
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>>151833635
>(
Pidorashka spotted.
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>>151833635
i just got back yesterday. it was fun but i spent a shit load of money in the process. probably wont go again but i am glad i did it at least once
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>>151833812
yea but I want to go as a player my friend :v(
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>>151832671

Gay[9] is barely plat in SC2 which is like 3k in dotes

plus he's a flaming homosex,

so no thanks we already have an abundance of gays in dota
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>>151833862
underage go away
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>>151833165
i need to cum on those feet
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>>151833635
Didn't stop half of the people in TI
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going 16-4 on techies and losing fml
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>>151823180
I want them.
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ummm
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>>151833904
dont forget he is currently working on an RTS that has been dead since its conception. he wont give that up to do esports again because he wants a steady paycheck
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>>151833958
I am 20+
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>>151828976
>keeping your bloodstone in a lategame scenario
baka senpai
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>>151833523
i meant streaming
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>>151833996

umm dotards?
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Can someone post the mental orgasms guy
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>>151833635
I'm forming a team and we're going to TI7 because I'm the son of a chinese billionaire

What kind of position you want senpai?
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>>151834105
I play offlane, pm me
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>>151834104
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>>151833996
they didn't win no one cares anymore
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>>151834010
haha too late bro

just enjoy the game and find time to improve your own career

captcha speaks
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>>151831184
Yeah try and play dp vs a world class ursa mid.
See what happens. Brew was a good pick in that draft, sumail sadly tilted hard from min 1. Clap on lvl 1 vs ursa is beyond stupid.
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Goodmorning, d2g
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>>151834221
Nah, if every competition was like this then there would be no competition. I already tasted how it is to play with good team or play against good team (I scrimmed vs Alliance) Its so close to hit the pro level yet so far
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>tfw no good streams on
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>>151834317
would 2nd be better that game?
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>>151834461
?
our favourite neighbourhood terrorist is on
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>>151834459
yeah im not trying to discourage you or anything

just have some backup plan bro
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>>151834461
ixmike is on tho
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>d2g complain about no good streams
>im literally streaming right now

?
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>>151834198
Greatest man in Esports. What's his name again?
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>>151833523
-25s
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>>151834630
>you
>good
?
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>>151833996
Only Moo is a yank as far as I know.
The rest is euro or slav.
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>>151834572
He plays like dick and his spelling isn't as egregiously abhorrent any more so it's no fun to watch.
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@151834XXX

(you)
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>>151834667
James "If it has legs, it won't have to beg" Harding
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>>151834630
name?
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Where are the roster shuffles Dotards? Secret disband when?
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>>151834769
>creating space is bad
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>>151834809
ixmike88
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>>151834874
good try mike u suck
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>>151834873
Are you implying that he's fat?
Because you'd be right.
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>>151834721
>euro or slav
What's the difference?
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>>151834993
/pol/ pls go
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>>151833967
me too i should buy it then?
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>>151829659
Podchan was in DC's booth for game 4 of the finals. I was watching late at night (Britbong) and when I saw this, I went to bed, assured of the result.
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>>151835101
If you need someone else to hype you up to buy a toy, then it's pretty obvious you shouldn't.
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>tfw want to git gud but cant

how do you do it dotards
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>>151835273
Literally just git gud

No really, put more effort into it, playing pubs isn't enough
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hmmm
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>6.88
>mana break is still an orb
>diffusal blade is no orb since 6.83
explain this dotards
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>>151834546
well Im studying at university is the backup plan
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>>151835376
really makes you think
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>>151835376
son goku is a stupidly popular fairy tale in the world m8
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>>151835261
its def not worth ~$350 ill give u that much fampai
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>>151834461
b0aty
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>>151835376

dotard steal everything from lol have you guys no shame?

prepare your anuses for the incoming lawsuit from riot, you'll hear from our lawyers soon.

regards,

Riot
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>>151835376
So many good examples, how did league manage to make him so terrible?
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>>151835610
at least we don't need viewerbots and paid extras to pretend our game is popular lmao
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>>151835273
1. mentality
if you played better you could have won, it doesnt matter what the 4 retards on your team did if arteezy played your hero he would have won and look at games like that, if you just look for a scapegoat and blame everyone else you will never get any better

2. know what to do
you can play 10k games like all those mainers and still stay 3/4k becuase making the same misatkes over and over wont make you better.
how to know what to do?
just watch people that do know what to do and copy them, literally it, if some pro playing pubs picks morph and gets 250cs at 30min just copy him and do it in your games, there is nothing stopping you, you are not as good as him but also your opponents arent as good as his opponents and shit like literally fucking killing computer controlled npcs is a thing that you can do regardless of the rest of 9 players etc
if you KNOW what you should be doing getting used to clicking buttons is just a matter of times before you can pull it off

3. watch your own replays
every retard can watch someone play and spot thousand mistakes thats why redditors literally question pro players even tho their combined mmr of the whole thread is like 2x more than that one guy
and thats becuase you spot mistakes easy when you watch and not play yourself, i corrected MANY of my mistakes with that especially laning shit

this got me to 5.5k
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>>151835558
I bought some stupid expensive shit in the past, and sometimes the desire to have it and all the feelings it creates dies once you own the object, and then you realize you threw away money just because you were creating retarded expectations for it.
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>>151835578
>runescape

Is it 2004 again?
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>>151835423
ill update it in 6.89
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>>151835376
What do you think Monkey King will say when you buy MKB on him?
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>>151835820
Monkey King Bar... Really?
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>>151835820
"dicks out for harambe kony2017 we out here senpai"
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>>151835820
'i thought i had one already, am i retarded?'
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>>151835820
Uga booga where da white woman at?
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>play slark
>have fun
>play anything else
>don't have fun
dotards???
How come he is the only hero with the;
easy laning+early kill potential+fast farm+unlimited escape+strong late game combination???
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>>151835820
AYOO HOL UP
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>>151835776
ya boy
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>DC could have been C9 4.0
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>>151835721
?
why would you use arteezy as an example? you do know he came in last at TI?
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>>151835949
Because he's not balanced, I literately ban him every game.
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>>151836051
becuase hes good at winning pubs thats why redditors love him and still think hes good becuase he can go 40-0 playing na pubs
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>>151836072
I banned your mom last night m8.
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Is watching your replays worth it? Stuck in 4k
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>>151836106
>thats why redditors love him
They love him because of the memes his stream spawned.
Now that he's stopped that and he's constantly losing in a team that's universally hated; he'll be completely out of favor soon.
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>>151835949
>what is juggernaut
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>>151836145
Watch your pub replays is worthless imo, watch better players playing the same hero in pubs (not pro games, thats different)
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>>151836234
> be juggernaut.
>enemy buys ghost scepter
> lose
Amazing
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>>151836145
>tfw just watch replays where I stomp and laugh at the enemy's player perspective, watching them panic
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>>151824315
Those glitches were no where near as broken as fountain hooking was.
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>>151836234
Jug doesn't have infinite bkb.
The worst part about slark is that dark pact is his defining skill. If you change it he is not the slippery fish anymore.
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>>151836374
>he doesn't build a 2 min diffusal after seeing gs

hello 2k
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>>151836374
who the fuck doesnt buy manta diffu on jug every game

lmao 3 ways to purge shit from you how can you lose
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>Carry goes for a completely naked Battlefury
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>>151836707
>naked bf
w-what???
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Post top 3 worst carry this TI
hard mode: no EE

1.Aggressif aka getting solo'd by a offlaner
2.Matumba aka AC or BKB on a magic team line up?
3.Honeylans aka getting carried by a prodigy
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>>151836446
>he doesn't always have 3.45k on hand in case someone buys a gs
hello 3k
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>>151836145
it's not worth it unless you plan on waiting a week or whatever before you watching your old replays

the problem is that if you watch replays after playing games is that you remember your justification for doing anything and you won't find anything new other than shit you already knew you did incorrectly

also basically no identical situation in dota ever occurs again so even if you realized how you could've played a particular situation better, it's not necessarily ever going to be applicable

so just yeah just watch replays of 7k+ pub players if you want to improve imo

t. 6.5k
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I present to you, the ultimate /d2g/ professional meme team:

>Pos 1: N0tail
Literally a self-aware version of EE. He won't win any games but will certainly be a conversation topic.
>Pos 2: QO
He is the professional player most likely to actually mute his teammates during a match, aside from all the memes the Koreaboo factor brings. Moreover, he's a midlaner who is basically going to be entirely responsible for this team's success. Literally turns pro games into pub matches.
>Pos 3: ixmike88
Self-explanitory, the man is a walking meme and would use every opportunity possible to shittalk N0tail or tilt the enemy team.
>Pos 4: DeMoN
Another walking meme, but for other reasons. A relic from another age of Dota, playing support never stopped Jimmy from trying for big plays.
>Pos 5: ppd
Where he lacks in mechanical skill, he makes up for it with memedrafting. A team like this is sure to at long last sate ppd's lust for salt, and may even reveal the mind behind the mask. He's also really quick at pressing the "Become Captain" button, so he's will stop the drafting phase from being a complete clusterfuck for this team, probably.
>Sub: ODPixel
In an attempt to dethrone SirActionSlacks's 2nd place at TI, Owen attempts to prove to /d2g/ one more time that he is truly "our guy". Ideally he will never see any playtime, because ODPixel would be the only person willing to cast games involving this clusterfuck of a team.
Coach: Puppey
The future president of Estonia may not have much time left for Dota with his newfound duties, but he certainly will find time to continue the trend of drama and misfortune following every team he touches.

Is it optimal, or could it use some adjustments? What should it be named?
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>>151835376
honestly i think dota's monkey king is the weakest; they've been dropping the ball a lot recently in my opinion.

oracle is made almost entirely of jigglebones and cloth physics, and they simply put no effort into textures. his entire body is flat textures, with his robes having some trim here and there. it's blatant and really, really unpleasant, because he just looks like a god damn mcdonalds toy.

the zeus remodel is similar - anything below the waist is a single, solid colour. it's really unpleasant to look at, if you can.

arc warden looks ridiculous and the salmon pink IMMENSELY FUCKING BIG cape that's bigger than him, egg head included, makes him completely unthreatening.

pit lord would've been amazing if he was kept to his concept art as an obese, gross, gluttonous demon with huge rugged cleavers, thundering across the battlefield, but instead we get a hero with relatively little character. he's a blend of hero visuals that we've already seen - sand king and outworld, and with less appeal than either.

i also think that monkey king has too much going on colourwise, given that he's probably an illusion hero. phantom lancer is similar, but he's overwhelmingly blue with only accents of white/red/gold, but monkey king seems to have evenly-voluminous patches of orange, tan, green, yellow, red, brown, and gold. it's bizarre and messy.

the fact that they're adding half the sets they are is some testament to their collapsing sense of visual coherence and what made the game so pleasant originally.
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>C: How did you find Sunsfan? Or did he find you?
>W: We had many offers from sponsors, the most notable ones from C9 and DC, and we chose DC. I had a better feeling about them.
>C: C9 is a big name in the scene, DC were underdogs. To turn down C9 is a big decision.
>W: each contract has different things coming with it.

>tfw C9 could have placed second at TI
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>puppey starts booking hotels and dinners asking resolution to join his team
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>>151836072
>le slark is op meme
t. shitter
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>>151837050
the musical chairs with players make it hard to give a shit about the name sometimes
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>>151837050
sauce
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>>151837050
lmao

>yeah we sided with the underdog guys thats the reason totrally we just wanted le challenge aleelelelel

DC paid 4k a month
Ritsu, a player on C9, was baffled by this to the point where he wanted to sabotage DC
why?
BECAUSE HE WASNT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR 4K A MONTH

they chose DC because (((Sunsfan))) paid 2 or 3 or even 4 times more money
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>>151837242
plus a blowjob from our girl sajadene
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>>151837242
>(((Sunsfan)))
what is this hot new meme
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>>151836374
>relying on omnislash and not building a diffusal
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>>151837242
plus burgers
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>>151836430
He also tried fountain hooking but since he's shit he didn't manage to do it.
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>>151835820
finally i have become the Monkey Kingâ„¢ 201
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>>151837219
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4xthka/w33_on_beating_secret_20_i_was_disappointed_they/#d6i9jug
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>>151837242

4k a month hoenstly isn't bad for playing video games, as long as you're not sitting in a 2k/month apartment, and/or have to pay child support/alimony

Anyone mind explaining to me how winnings are divided up? Do they go 5 ways to the players, or what? How much does the team itself get? Manager, etc?
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>>151836893
forgot to say that the most important part of improving is just playing A LOT and not being braindead
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>>151837420
all goes for the NA bulls, euros are lucky to get anything
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>yfw you will never have a qt autism gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDOMNlyXwzE
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>>151837420
teams get a cut

artstyle after winning TI1 was kicked becuase he refused to pay his cut (Valve pays the players directly while 3rd party lans pay the organisations)

this is just one team but they are all the same thats why PPY pushed for the players union for so long now, becuase teams """steal"""" from players to the point where the captain of a team that was the best in the world decided to leave the team and forfeit ALL future wins just so he doesnt have to pay the cut
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>>151836807
I-I didn't mean that!
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>>151837420
>4k a month hoenstly isn't bad for playing video games

id eat babies for that money
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purge is a bretty successful human being desu
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>C: what's it like in DC, compared to Secret? you were getting a lot of praise for your performance in Secret, and they were criticized a lot for kicking you.

>W: the way it happened... I don't think there was another way. RTC and Universe left the team (EG) and Puppey wanted them. There wasn't anything to be done, there was no time, we had 5 days. That was when puppey found out and made the decision. When I found out, I told them "good luck" and immediately asked Puppey: "who do you think plays well and could win TI with me?" He said Saksa, PPD said the same thing... I talked to Misery, he didn't want to, i begged him for two days. I talked to each playes, they accepted, we created the team, and here we are.


CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
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>>151837645
did she really didnt bring her son to TI and purge is okay with that?
i thought he would make a better stepdad but i guess he litearlly did pay Bernie thousands of dollars so the braindamage is there
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>>151837394
>W: the way it happened... I don't think there was another way. RTC and Universe left the team (EG) and Puppey wanted them. There wasn't anything to be done, there was no time, we had 5 days. That was when puppey found out and made the decision. When I found out, I told them "good luck" and immediately asked Puppey: "who do you think plays well and could win TI with me?" He said Saksa, PPD said the same thing... I talked to Misery, he didn't want to, i begged him for two days. I talked to each playes, they accepted, we created the team, and here we are.
wtf i love puppey now
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daily reminder
>Wings.zaizai: We have practiced Treant and visage, and a strategy revolve around blook seeker. We've had good win rate with treant and visage, but due to the bp of our opponents, we couldn't fit them in. The BS strat did not go well during our scrims, so we decided not to use it in Ti.
dc was not worthy of these strats

daily reminder ti6 was a honeypot and wings is literally saving strats
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>>151837042
>honestly i think dota's monkey king is the weakest
Really? Colors aside, I think Dota Wukong design captures his trickster character the best. The guy is not badass or just any feral monkey, he likes to fuck with his opponents and toy with them till he's satisfied. Although the Smite design is also pretty dope.
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post "those" matches
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>>151837906
>don't fall for the honeypot TI
>still fiinish first place
literally the Greatest Team of All Timeâ„¢
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>>151836838
1. Arteezy aka 14cs 6min into the game aka level 6 at 12min on Huskar
2. H0neylans aka do you even need an explanation?
3. Cuckda aka "I only play well when playing aurabots or buff heroes and need S4 AND Bulldog to have an amazing game to stand a chance at winning"
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guys i feel so lonely

its a holiday today and all shops are closed so i cant even visit the cutie in nearby grocery store buying hsit i dont even need just to see her
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will TI curse affect Wings?
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>>151822926
What's the story behind the anime chick wearing Linas outfit? is it just coincidence?
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>>151838005
2012 was fun
i was brood
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>>151838235
stalk her on facebook and send flowers to her apartment?
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>>151837984
well, i haven't played any of these other games, and i certainly haven't played dota2's monkey king, so i can't talk about any of their characters - purely visuals, and visuals are what dota is really collapsing in these days.
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>C: How do you feel about coaches in dota?

>W: they're extremely important. For instance, with Secret at the Shanghai Major, our coach won us the tournament. Without him, I don't think we would have won.

is he referring to theeban
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>>151837906
>Memepicking and losing is a strat
Like Pudge/Techies right?
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>>151838005
With 40 kills. Took me forever to beat both these records. Why is ET is perfect?
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>>151838241

of course

no team can win TI twice

once you reached the top of dota you lose all that hunger and drive that get you there, and the other 15 teams will have even greater hunger and drive
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>>151838005
With that build you can actually lose, just buy crits on lc if you are snowballing.
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>>151838005
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>>151838487
Yeah, that was just a crazy game otherwise I wouldn't build it, but I never thought about building more daedaluses.
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>>151835760
b-but muh waifu ;_;
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>>151835949
>strong late game
Slark isnt that good late, not when theres 10+ other heroes that are better. I mean, he eats supports but does awful against other carries unless they have 0 lockdown
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>>151837029
The name needs honeypot in it for sure.

Honestly QO could be Arteezy as well. Dude is the only player on Secret trying to win games.

Replace ppd with innocence. You want meme drafts? You want Arteezy/QO mid treant and ppd supp invoker?

Purge as sub for captain role. dude will choke harder than h0neylans on fly's dick to keep his spot in OG.

Anneedroid branching out to be coach and Maut as team manager.
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>>151838005
It was an honor
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>>151838005
6 SnYs is my go to balling too hard to lose build
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>>151838592
>early heroes will never get a remodel
JUST
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>>151837984
HoN monkey king is the epitome of fucking with your opponent.

-Self displacement movement spell (it's a dash with charges)

- Vaulting over buildings, wards, heroes and his third spell.

- Makes a "crater" sort of (been a while) you can vault over that ministuns and does a short stun after 1sec or so

-ulti is just a nimbus cloud when out of combat. GoodTranquils with no regen.
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so... when do we play the grand finals ?
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>>151838775
mirana got a slight model rework for the reborn release
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>>151838573
It's around 50% chance to crit, feels good.
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>>151838005
Suffer not the timber pickers to get XP.
Fucking faggots.
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>>151838812
man what a fucking hero, dont make me nostalgic, i loved it. also the only hero with instant turn rate
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>>151838005
i dont have many of 'the game', but this one was ok
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>>151838861
Right after Secret's lower bracket finals against Wings
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>>151838954
What the fuck
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>>151839031
Monkey king = pandamonium for shitters.
Play a real hero, mate
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>>151839128
thanks csgo
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Resolution going for the GOLEM mode I see
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How do you have fun while losing?
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>>151839307
Don't play Dota.
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>>151832187
bizarro post
not true at all
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>>151828365
Clockwerk
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>>151839307
Buy a force staff, mess with your own team. It get's really fun if you picked Kunka/io/ww.
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>>151839307
Outsmarting the opponent when you have disadvantage is fun m8
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>>151839307
play fun heroes that can always do somehting like storm spirit
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Im going to make a guybrush threepwood set foe monkey king and a lechuck set for kunkka/wk
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is it actually possible to be 100% utter dogshite, totally and absolutely useless at dota?
i'm doing ranked calib and trying to get <1k for shits, but when i play good i actually cannot do anything correctly.
how do i fix my life mane
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>play carry
>lose
>play support
>win

So am I supposed to be a support player then?
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>>151837849
wtf I love ppd even more now
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>>151839648
i mean when i play seriously
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Item server is down?
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>>151839703
yes
but dont pick passive garbage and take playmaking supports instead
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>>151838613
>eats support
that's his purpose. create chaos or an instant 4v5 situation.
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>>151839703
If you lose as carry and win as support you most likely are getting carried a lot and can't actually fill the big shoes when you're the one who needs to do it.
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>>151839703
>play off lane void
>get all chronos, get all the farm
>lose
>play safelane jugger
>get all the farm, get all the kills
>lose
>play support lion
>get all the rotations, get all the assists
>lose

this is suffering
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>>151839956
play le balanced cloak woman
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Don't do it. Don't shuffle. Your fans are loyal, your brand is strong, your dota is masterful. So you lost 2 BO3s against arguably the two teams you were least prepared for. A slightly different playoff assignment would see you coasting to top 3.

Cr1t, Miracle-, Moon, I know you guys are being courted and getting offers from every direction. Fuck that. Stay with the senpai, senpai. Show everyone it's through the highs and the lows. We, the fans, believe.

Don't break our hearts. #DreamGreen.
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>>151839942
it's pretty easy to reach high 5k by being mediocre at support just because the majority of 4k / low 5k players are core-only playing autists that play support at a 3k level
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Cosplay was a mistake
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>>151840051
>#DreamGreen
just as gay if not even more than #bleedblue
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>>151840051
>*Disbands soundly*
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>>151839942
Well to be honest my supports don't do anything at all. They sit in lane and get harassed by the offlaner while it should be the other way around. They don't make many rotations as well.

I do these things and it seems to work to be able to make my carries fat.
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>>151840051
konnichiwa rebbit
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>>151840051
>dont shuffle

delusional
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>>151839648
>calib'ing low so you shit on scrubs
What's the point? You're just wasting your time shitting on noobs and spending the same time not improving.
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;_;
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Losing 2x best of 3s the way OG did is grounds for shuffling.

Goddamn they were utter dog shit in TI.
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>>151840368
senpai, i get shat on by these shitters. it's soul crushing.
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>>151840392
who
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>>151840368
>playing to improve
if you're not going to go pro you might as well spend time feeding your ego by shitting on 1k players
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>>151840438
Damn dude, don't know what to say. Quit the game and do something with your life maybe.
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>>151840392
>some bts internt is retiring

oh no

now maybe someone not total shit will start wokring there and we wont be able to spam "lmao everyday" every time bts streams becuase their shit is so badly run
>>
where is the drama?
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>>151840473
I made a new account because I changed my old one to a disposable email to stop myself from playing. Played 12 games over the past 3 days, every game I play carry the KDA and GPM and everything is stupid high but it's not fun.
Already wasn't having fun at 3k, now that the system thinks I'm 1k (because I played supp in the first few) I uninstalled it last night.
I might be good for the next two weeks without Dota, and hopefully this is the thing that drives me to finally not play anymore.
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>>151840392

best of luck to him and honestly good for him to get a stable, non-esport related job because the esport bubble is gonna burst and we'll see a bunch of 9K dota players back in their local community colleges a few years too late
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>>151840623
>w33 on beating Secret 2-0: I was disappointed. They kicked me, and this is how they perform?
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>>151838241
In six months wings and dc will be like eg and cdec-
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>Both Puppey and PPD said Saksa is a TI winner material
wev lad
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>>151840641
ps: if you are below high 5k you are trash
the difference between 1k or 2k or 3k or whatever other trash mmr is there is this: mostly nothing

my high 3k friend tried """boosting""" 2k accounts of his friends
he lost them mmr
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>>151840062
>>151840238
In my experience climbing from 3 to 5.8k core players making plays will win you games more than supports. Now I don't mean this in the sense that 'Duh they're your carries they're supposed to carry', but more along the lines of constantly outplaying enemy heroes through all stages of the game.

Even in pro games it's rarely 'wow that support really carried that game', it was more likely the mid or offlaner getting a good start and rolling over the enemy team.

Like I'm not trying to undervalue supports or anything, but there's a lot less bearing on you playing well compared to cores. Warding, stacking and having necessary items like detection is an automated function.

Cores getting efficient farm and kills takes a lot more practice.
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>>151840681
That sounds like something from an anime
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Are you still alive, dotards?
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>>151840436
They did pretty damn well in group stage. Losing to MVP must have tilted them hard.
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>"I'm just gonna say it, I think that's pretty shit. Sure, good for DC but OG had been doing so well throughout the year and not just on one tourney. Maybe in the future they could even out the percentages on the prizepool by a little bit."

MY FUCKING GIGASIDES,
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>>151840850
Alive and kicking, thanks for asking famalam
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>>151840775
wtf i love president ppd now
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>>151840953
Good, TI prizepool is making teams choke and we get bad dota in result.
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Why does China dominate dota2 and Korea dominate LoL? How do we stop the slanty eyed cheaters?
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>>151840648
>we'll see a bunch of 9K dota players back in their local community colleges a few years too late
You know w33 made a million dollars in a year? Sumail is like 17 and he's already almost at 2 million. That's like the next 20/40 years worth of fulltime work set up for you.
I would take that shit in a heartbeat. Totally worth going back to college at 25-30 when you decide that you wanna go get a degree.

>>151840816
I've only played 400 hours, calib'd at around 2.6k and had a 65% wr up to 3.1k. I know I can get higher but losing 2 games for every 3 games won is not a good use of my time, esp. since I play supp where I can't take objs on my own or carry the game when I see my carry bought helm but won't stack for himself or sits around doing jackshit.
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>>151841021
its not prizepool making them choke its them being cocky retards

didt you watch how OG was coming out to matches?
even when 0-1 down in eliminaiton matches they came out laughing le having le jokes le its funny to lose becuase we are better xd

mentality like that wont get you anywhere in life and its good that retards like that lost in the end
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On what heroes do you buy echo sabre
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>>151841021

.t HONEYLANS
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>>151840775
Secret.Saksa
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>>151841021
But at the same time, it draws out the best from other teams like DC and TNC. Pressure is always a huge part in competition and if you can't handle it then you are not fit to be champion.
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>>151841169
on slark and sven
its honestly not that great on anyone else
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>EE
>Chinese
>Bad

What went wrong?
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>>151841270
what about tiny?
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>>151841282
EE's mechanics are obviously really good, but he's got that voice in his head which says "you know what could fuck this game up? Let's do that"
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think i'll give up on dota, how do i into anime
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>>151840681
you call that drama? I want insults, tears, faggots calling other people fattos, fistfight, something else
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Goodnight, d2g
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>>151841169
consider that the item is some handful of stats and what is effectively a minute increase in attack speed. it's good when you want to explode enemies, so sven, or carry FUCKING magnus. i can't think of a single game where it has been a game-changer on any hero but sven.
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So when this moonshitter getting booted
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>>151841360
w33 bought it on magnus
you can buy it on tiny

but is it better than lothar on tiny for example?
no
better than soemthing like force?
no

so many cheap midgame items are super good on blink heroes liek them echosabre is just one of them and is it relaly that great, i dont think so
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>>151841390
>EE's mechanics are obviously really good

Really?
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How could I improve my item decisions? I was the Jugg.
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>>151841021
Pressure is part of the game. The purpose of competition is to determine who the best is but that isn't a one time process.

"Success isn't owned, it's leased, and rent is due every single day."

The day you fall off is the day someone else comes on.
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>>151841690
>197 last hits at 41 minutes
learn to farm first
suboptimal item builds are bad but hardly what you need to worry about
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>>151840775
>PPD cucked himself out of getting second place
Can't make this shit up
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>>151841690
Sell diffusal and get a skadi, learn how to use your healing ward, and hope you don't get strength initiators that are worthless like you did.
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>>151841670
I watched his pandatv streams from his perspective, he catches everything on the map and his last hitting and decisions when clashing is really solid. But when he plays in front of the world that's when we see that that guy fuck everything up. Might be because when he plays with high level dudes he knows he can make high risk plays and his team covers for him like MVP does for QO. I think it worked great in the old Secret with w33 and Misery when they'd sacrifice w33 for EE's farm, not now though, fuck that noise
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>>151841690
avoid going lifesteal on juggernaut, you have healing ward, try to go for blink next time. SaY + manta is always a bad combination and just waste of money, try to buy only one of these items
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>>151841787
I was laning with disruptor against the phoenix and the lc is that a hard lane for jugg or should i be beating that?
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>>151840832
and then you get shitty supports who do literally everything wrong, can't use their fucking spells right, and are all around a burden because i think "wow what an easy fucking kill" while he's thinking of bananas
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>>151828138

Because all women care about is social status and how needy the man is.
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>>151841690
whats the point of buying both sny and manta on non illusion based heroes
whats the point of hotd on juggernaught when you have healing ward

you have a slardar and pudge, both with blinks, but you for some reason dont have it yourself?
do you just want to run over to the stunned enemy and hope they are still stunned?

but liek soemoen said your problem is farming slow not what items you buy, even when you buy shit ones like you just did you would win if you had 2 more than the enemies
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>>151841690
You went fighting Jugg build and you only had 9 kills and still had diff level 1.
1 diff charge = 1 kill, you weren't doing your job.
CS is atrocious, gpm should be a t least 500 even when you lose
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>>151841937
ok thanks would the standard be skadi with one of those other items obviously depending on the game?
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Now that we have the Monkey King, when are we going to get the Black King?
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>>151842048
That's my point anon, good carries can carry the game with shit supports, but shit carries can't carry the game with good ones.
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>>151842189
Shopkeeper
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>>151842189

hol up
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>>151841590
>TFW no mirana waifu IRL
i can't keep living like this ;_;
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>>151841543
how would you build tiny then
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>>151842189
It'd be cool if they started making the new heroes based around all of the item origins to be honest.
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>>151842132
Jugg's not a lategame hero. When people get skadi on Jugg they're often thinking "oh fuck we might have lost". I think control is the best in lategame fights. Blink-Abyssal for hero pickoffs, manta styles for split push and tower hitting without committing your hero. Not a fan of SY 2bh
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>>151842132
There are just too many situational items in dota for Juggernaut, abyssal,mkb,bkb,skadi,butterfly. It depends on the game and what you need the most. I consider skadi as a good replacement for difusal blade since it slows down people. Some might argue that you can rebuy it vs ghost scepters. Also lockdown is good with abysal blade, but abysol now makes you more tanky because you build it from vanguard.

My ultimate build would probably be Blink,Travels,Manta,Abysal,Butterfly,Mkb. But then again you miss difusal vs ghost specters :v) Very situational, thats why we love dota yea?
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>>151841252
>saksa and reso to secret
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>>151842335
wha-
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>>151842512
>>151842585
ok thanks guys for your opinions, appreciate it
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How do you make roaming chaos knight work? I am trying to get out of supporting all the time but god damn is it hard. Just the other day I tried jungling and no one on my team bought a courier.. 3k MMR. So I had to buy it anyway.

Also, speaking of jungling, is beast master a good jungler? I have taken a interest in jungling as beast master but not really sure how to do it properly and quickly. The whole point is to get a quick level advantage right?
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>>151842420
what kind of tiny

if mid ganker tiny then blink and lothar into whatever my team needs
if they have a riki or clock id make a force
if they have slardar id make lotus orb etc

if you want to check how top players do it go to dotabuff click a hero and see the guide section, its some automated shit that breaks down games on that hero from top plauyers
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>>151842354
>still no "lina's blazing balls pt2"
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>>151842798
thx bruh
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>>151824006
>he is one of our fucking greatest dota players and he should get some little bit of respect

he's washed up.
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>>151841260
TNC was utter garbage, go watch their elimination game.
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>>151842787
i wouldnt roam as ck but if someone put a gun to my head and foreced me to id just buy shit for mana and movement speed

i tried aether lens ck and its "good"
drums
armlet
lotus

shit like that and just hope enemy team dies before yours
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>>151823180
Did we relly not get a single upskirt all TI? Pathetic
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>>151842787
>get arcane boots or bottle or have cm on your team
>max Q and W first, maybe go 3/4/1.
>Don't take ult until 10 and 11.
>Run around terrorizing everyone with your crazy mobility nuke and your crazy stun nuke on low CD
>?????
>Profit.
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>>151829075
>Going to be gone 2 weeks starting August 21st
FUCKING
JUST
U
S
T
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>>151842915

teams that got eliminated played like garbage that is why they got eliminated

no shit sherlock
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>>151843096
No, EG played fine in their elimination game1. Sumail tilted in game2. Even DC played fine in Wings Grand Finals despite getting 3-1'd.
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>>151824006
Loda is like NoTail on OG, he was carried by the great players on his team when Alliance were in their prime.
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Started playing Wind Ranger recently.

What is the item progression?

I typically go nulls/bottle/phase/aghs/maelstrom and am able to complete this by about 25 minutes (not great I know).

What should I build here? I've had to go mkb in 3 straight games because of PA and TW but what is typically the best items for maximizing her playstyle?

Should I finish Mjol before progressing? Should I wait on Aghs?
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>>151843169

>putting reso on mirana
>putting w322 on slark

oh gee how come our mirana couldn't hit her arrows for shit in game 4, our slark got shut down in team fight, and we threw our massive lead?
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>>151828138
Misery's pretty decent looking
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>>151843169
He titled because he was playing a fucking Brewmaster for the first time in four months. Why? To counter an Ursa. The tide pick over Void was pants on head retarded

>PPD is a legendary drafter
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>>151843169
There were 3 games anon.

EG only won game 2 because DC meme picked core Jakiro - if they picked someone like OD into EG's Sven and Medusa they probably would have won.

Game 3 is entirely on Sumail being a retard and not getting Drunken Haze at level 1 against Ursa in mid then feeding multiple kills to him.
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>>151843231
if you shit on kids as WR with zero mobility then just build 6 radiances m8 becuase it doesnt matter

if you actually want to get better then you need a blink to latch the shackles, because without them the hero is actually fucking BAD
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>>151843340
>EG only won game 2 because DC meme picked core Jakiro


they still almost lost, DC threw that game so fucking hard
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What other fucking role in this game is there? Trying to stop supporting but I hate carrying, I don't like mid because there is just too much weird shit that goes on in that lane.

I think I like offlane but I feel like its too easy for a offlaner to get shit on. Like if you are up against a tri lane, you are basically fucked. Especially if you are not a strong offlane hero like timbersaw.

I guess if I had to pick a position other than supporting, it would be offlane but how do you even play it well?

What even makes a "offlane" hero? I know centaur is one but I fucking hate that hero. Ideally, I would want to play clockwerk offlane but he is garbage.

So what the fuck to do? Getting zoned out in offlane is shit horrible.
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>>151843531
>too much weird shit that goes on in that lane.
Are you afraid of the spooky ghost lady?
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>>151843531
>too easy for a offlaner to get shit on
buy iron talon, go jungle your offlane camp and come when they are pushing
?

you dont need to know what makes a good offlane becuase there are many variables but tl;dr a hero that does well with just exp and is hard to kill for whatever reason, this info gives you nothing just play offlane heroes that are popular
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>>151831093
He's just sad DotA doesn't want his autistic ass. It was the next game for him to attach himself to instead of dying with whatever shit game he's a "historian" for now
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>>151843531
>offlane
you're basically mid that farms less also your hero needs to be an iron talon user so like 80% of the roster
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>>151843231
Mjol is entirely unnecessary. You get mael because of the proc, nothing else.
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>>151843531
>>151843681

and if you want to get better at it just watch replays of top offlane players becuase i bet they are doing tens of things you hav eno clue about

just know this, your ULTIMATE goal as offlane is this: occupy the enemy

you arent there to farm, you arent there to get exp, you arent there to defend the tower or whatever, you are there to waste time of their heroes.

if you have more or less nothing at 5min in but enemy supports didnt leave the lane even once, grats, you are winning your team the game that is supposed to be winning both safe and mid since your supports should be free to do everything

its hard to do because you have to have greta map awerness to predict where supports are, if you are too passive they will just fuck off if you are too agressvie they will kill you etc
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>>151843061
that's luck if i've ever seen it, do you have any idea how many people took away nothing but "WOW +500 DMAGE" from the all star match? they will no doubt instalock pit lord in ranked and feed
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>>151843808
>>151843681

so is clockwerk effectively a shitty hero because he can't make good use of iron talon?
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>>151840648
first of all there is no esports "bubble"
there may be a dota """"bubble"""", as in the TI7 pricepool will be lower than this year's
videogames/esports are just starting to take off
next up u will have the complete gamification of all aspects of life: the education system, politics, jobs, health care, citizen policing etc
and VR is around the corner which will be huge
the only thing that could make it burst is another world war or some global disasters/outbreaks
this kpoptosis guy was a stats guy/programmer, most likely hes just branching out from dota and will found a startup selling his services/products
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>>151843531
go roaming bounty, fun for all ages and playstyles
hero is purpose-built to go around ruining everyones fucking lanes
venom + tango + clarities - boots - stout - urn - deso - orchid - dagon - greaves - phase - lotus - linkens - a billion wards - enemy axes tranquils - more god damn clarities holy shit 65 mana cost
take your pick and go ruin 3 lanes 2 jungles and a river for the enemy team, it never gets old
and dohnt forget
eat and grow
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>Attacker in secret
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>>151843919
Can't wait for people to play Abyssal Underlord, whine how shit he is and how weak he is, then he gets picked in competitive after +2 stats buff and people whine how broken his ult is.

EVERY

SINGLE

FUCKING

TIME

*except for Bristleback which community hailed as GOD TIER HERO that has been trash tier forever**

**except for like two week meme period
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>>151843896
And then? I feel like mkb just melts people but a diffusal could be good as a midgame item since it doesn't get penalized during focus fire.
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>>151843982
Basically
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>>151831093
only children listen to this guy (bantz xd) so he can pretty much be ignored fampai
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What happened guys, you all told me Dota was the white mans game...
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>>151844085
Actually that's Overwatch.
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>>151844070

is beast master a good offlaner?
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>>151844085
the fuck is a white mans game
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>>151844176
yeh. One of the best actually, he can do a lot.
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>>151844230

it's a game without mudslimes, shitskins, poo in loo's, chinks, gooks, japs, put tank in a mall, cyka blyat, and jajajajaja

aka a perfect game

aka overwatch
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>Paid some nice Russian guys 7 USD to play my 5 LPQ games.

ez pz, LPQ is a shit system and I refuse to ever endure it
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>>151843202
like EE in shangai
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>>151844085
anything to see slacks/suns team fall short of the 9 fucking million dollars

>>151844176
hes strong if you abuse boar ranged attacks for slow and damage while not feeding your pets. if you keep boar out of creep aggro then you can keep vision on your enemy to keep attacking with your bird, very useful when in radiant offlane and middle of dire offlane.
don't know if it's still viable to stack+farm ancients with axes anymore since iron talon is in and ancients have a thousand fucking stacking armour/hp/shit buffs.
also you are a god when you get boots/blink+6 and can gank anything you want because nobody can escape from pig of running slowly
>>
I've seen d2g shit on every dota personality except redeye

is redeye universally liked? guy radiates charisma
>>
Dear d2g
What mid heroes do you enjoy playing in ranked?
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>>151844035
He just said "I wouldn't want to be in a house with RTZ, I don't even want to be in the same country"
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>>151831830
yeah I'm really going to miss him shouting "OH THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING" over Cap
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>>151844493
QoP, TA, Razor, Magnus sometimes.
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>>151843982
I actually think cw is shit in this meta because he can't control people well. Look at what fv, bat, bm and slardars can do, then look at cw's kit. It's a melee ranged ministun that can't be targeted, a long range skillshot, cogtrap I think is his best skill. Can't go late game with him, can't hit towers, carries with bkb eat him up. Fun af hero to play tho
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>>151844493
Arc Warden universally, Mirana is very good almost always. PA when I'm certain of a favourable match up, and Invoker if I'm feeling well, at my best
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>>151844421
EE was actually impeccable at Shanghai, a true tier 1 carry save for that one Ember game. They couldn't really lose that one anyway because le master drafter picked core Pugna.

Good to see he was back to his retarded self at Manila and TI.
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>>151844493
Brewmaster
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>>151843202
Nothing wrong with being carried, if your presence in the team keeps the synergy and communication intact.
Not every team wants the top dog, sometimes they just want a friend, and they will always want someone who is easy to deal with.
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>>151844473

I hate that fag. He is as reddit as it gets.
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>>151844493
pudge
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>>151844042
pit lord is pretty shit though, his ultimate is the only reason for his existence
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>>151841590
DIGKITAL CAKE SAUCE
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>>151844321
This guy is correct.
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>>151844742
who is this cum dumpster?
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>>151844473
He's whatever. Didn't like him lecturing the community with the players union bullshit or the invited talent at TI since he's pretty much guaranteed to host every major and TI for life. Life's pretty breezy when you have job security
>>
>>151844387
>have a bad time playing LPQ games
>wow this punishment system sure is shit for making me feel punished unless I make someone else to take the fall for me.
Honestly every LPQ change has been great besides the random hero one, though that was made to counter cliff farming I guess. Could have just removed Nature from LPQ.
Having to win the games and not being able to wait them out is great though, it's not a timeout, it's a punishment.
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>>151844805
Best milf Mercy
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>>151844805
thats mercy and she actually a every sweet woman who cares about the wellbeing of her teammates
>>
>>151844742
>>151844874
babby-tier waifu
>>
>>151844842
Punishments don't mean shit when you can get put in there just from random reports adding up with 0 policing.
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>>>151844981
>>>151844981
NEW THREAD
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>>151844956
I never play in a way that loses games, never not do my job as any role and never whine, and I never get reports.
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>>151844874
>Draw a 25 year old
>Call it 40
is this the new
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
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>>151844874
>milf
>litereally the purest woman alive
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>>151842798
NEVER go blink and shadowblade in the same game. They serve the same purpose before Silver Edge comes into play. If you went shadowblade and they ward, you don't know how to play tiny shadowblade.

It's literally badslark. Run into enemy jungle under smoke/shadowblade (since no slark passive) and auto+combo niggas. Blink build is for when you're going for teamfights.

Just go aghs into AC, blink or drums optional along the way. If you aren't ahead by miles on the ganking build, you have failed if their rax aren't down by 30min.
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>>151844063
Baby crit and/or blink
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>>151826556
>Black Swordsman
It's basically Sven, but slightly different.

1- Charge: charges into an enemy and deals a powerful blow, stunning all enemies near the target for 2 seconds and causing 80/120/200/250 damage. 13 secs. cd.

2- Cleave (passive)

3- Taunt: forces target to attack you. 1.5/2.5/3.5/4.5 seconds. Both take 20% more damage

4- Berserk: +damage for every missing % of health. Cannot die while in Berserk. 8 seconds.
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>>151845281
Salty mods.
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>>151835820
>buy
it's HIS bar (that we have been holding until this moment). He doesn't need to buy it.

Better question is: Black king when?
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>>151845731
>Invulnerability on a carry
That needs to stay in league
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>>151846087
>Be anyone
>Pick carry
>Friend picks Omni
>Immune to both magic and physical damage when the need arises.
?
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>>151846087
Axe can still execute the shit out of invulnerable heroes
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>>151844526
Is it because they're both mid players?
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>>151844035
He puts himself on different teams for shiggles all the time, before he was on EG
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