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Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

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Colony Defense edition

MEG's updated updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/AMG_ipz2AlE

Andromeda information: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

In this thread:

>mass effect
>rachni returning
>unshackled AI
>best waifu is your waifu

Previous thread: >>151185721
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First for the race war.
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>>151806128
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>>151798227
no one said or assumed she is except you
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>>151804437

I just like how it perfectly rounds out her design. It's a small reminder that she had a military upbringing, and that she has a lot of guns and gadgets and knows how to use them. No matter how cute she may seem.
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>>151813698
Yes, with her father being an Admiral (and given his personality) she probably had some marines training.
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Replaying the series and got to the part where Thane dies in ME3... Cried my eyes out.

See you around, Star man

https://youtu.be/tRcPA7Fzebw
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Why are Turians so perfect, /meg/?
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>>151814215
she's actually stated to have gotten the best military training on the fleet, though that particular bit of dialogue only comes up if you don't hug her on her loyalty mission.
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>>151816742
>one of the biggest badasses in the galaxy
>killed by Kai Leng

Why did he forget that he's a sniper and instead get into a punch-up with the sword-wielding cyborg?
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>>151819374
Bioware had to make sure somebody died, even if it meant fucking up Thane's character.
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>>151819247
Ah, I see, too bad that didn't include rifle training.
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I wanna slam my face on mirandas ass cheeks and smell her asshole until i pass out
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>>151826857
I know that feel.
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Quarian women with pockets made from very thin material, and just the right depth to grope her?
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>>151826857
>>151827417
You make me sick, I wish you would stop posting here and giving us bad name.
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>>151827932
You're saying you wouldn't bury your nose in her sweaty unwashed ass and let her hold you there while you almost orgasm just from deeply inhaling her overwhelming stink?
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>>151828147
No, fucking kill yourself you disgusting insect of a man.
I would insult you further but it would probably just turn you on you literal shit eater.
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>>151828463
Fag.
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>>151827932
>>151828463
do something else then
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>>151828463
this whole post made me smile.
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>>151836306
What's up with all these images of Carth Onasi?
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>>151836572
it's spelled kaidan you fucking moron
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>>151830884
>autist quoting his own post

or is it also schizophrenia now?
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>>151819374

Thane's a super assassin.
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>shading on the goddamn suit

STOP
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>>151840341

I saw it on someone wearing Samus' Zero Suit, too, it's the absolute worst.

Still, that mound, though.
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I absolutely need latex-covered waifus in Andromeda. I need that crisp shine over her smooth body.
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>>151839670
basically all posts are from me, I have multiple split personalities that are arguing in this thread. sorry to break it to you, but its only me and you in this thread, your whole life is a lie.
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>>151842264
but I am you too
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4chan's images limits are too damn low, here's part 22 of this epic:

http://orig02.deviantart.net/ea9b/f/2012/328/3/d/marauder_shields_22__maggots__mass_effect__by_koobismo-d504i0c.jpg


>>151838965

No, it's spelled 'faggot' you fucking retard.
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>>151846507
>29 images
>imagelimit
????
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>>151846978

Resolution limits, rather.
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>>151846507
>4chan's images limits are too damn low
It's not, you autists just keep spamming your nonsense comic, your gay kaidan shit and your disgusting swampbeast.

Seriously, worse than /dag/ at this point
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>>151847110
fuck off to /dag/ then
but maybe an imageboard isnt the right place for you when you hate pictures so much
>only post pictures I approve of
kys
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>>151847240
Go get your medicine, autist.
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It's been a good long while, meg. Time to say goodbye, I guess.
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>>151847881
good riddance
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I love you too. Infinitely.
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>>151848257
>>151847881

Why? What's wrong OCD?
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>>151847881
Wait, what? Why?
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>>151848605
>>151848813
Idk just feel like attention whoring lol
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>>151848605
>>151848813
Well, meg has been progressively shittier, thanks to the nameless one. We've come a whole year of autism posts. Lately I've been getting ISP troubles as well and have been posting on 4chan solely trough proxies that seem to also be getting banned. I only have access through my new workplace, lately. And browsing 4chan from work ... well, need I say more?

I will post from time to time, I guess, but I may as well be gone at this point. It's not that I don't like hanging around meg or I won't miss it. But at this point I feel more like an enabler of the shitposter's autism than anything.
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>>151850574
yes yes blame it all on the autist, jesus, its like a preschool class in here
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>>151850574
We're in /meg/, m8. We're all autists here.
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>>151850574
What country do you live in that leads to ISP issues just from visiting a website?
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>>151850574
A. Find better proxies
B. Man the fuck up. It's just some bored shit trying to troll a general on life support. You're not "enabling" them, they'll be there regardless of your posts.
C. If you still like the place, you probably shouldn't try to convince yourself it's not worth your effort.
D. Man the fuck up.
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>>151851150
You don't even need to trip to know it's you.

>>151851381
Not in this scale. Like, look at the content of the last two threads. It's exclusively autist general lately. And every time I've tried to have a conversation, he's derailed it with shitposting. Not to mention he refuses to even discuss the reason for his shitposting. If I understood, I could sympathize, but he is not even open for discussion. He is off limits.
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>>151839670
i'm so flattered that you keep mistaking me for him <3
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>>151851724
>tfw you drive a tripfag crazy and question his existence
btw, I barely posted the last 2 weeks since Im occupied replaying the triology in my shitposting primetime
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>>151851613
Kebabistan. Looks like there's a reported abuse from IP ranges coming from my ISP. I use to have it with my previous one as well.

>>151851691
>Find better proxies
That just adds issues with latency. I've been browsing 4chan to a crawl lately. Yes, my internet is shit.

>You're not "enabling" them, they'll be there regardless of your posts.
Yes, but you don't have to deal with it then.

>If you still like the place, you probably shouldn't try to convince yourself it's not worth your effort
I like most of the people here. But this place is not fun anymore. I just scroll through the thread trying to find something that isn't the autist. And that leaves maybe 5 people nowadays. Most of the poster counts come from me, I guess, for changing IPs all the goddamn time.

>Man the fuck up.
There are many things you can do. Man the fuck up could also mean to leave this place. It takes just as much effort. Even more so, I'd argue.

>>151852152
Of course you are.
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>>151851724
>derailed it with shitposting
Try harder to have the conversation. Ignore them (it's likely at least one other person at this point). You don't show sympathy to the mentally retarded, they're not real people.
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>>151852473
So we've given at least two autists a podium to speak. That's great.

Look, I'm gonna give it a shot, but at some point, this is going to get too tedious. So I'm not gonna give any promises.
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>its an OCD has another existential crisis episode
Maybe your problem is the lack of news/overabundance of bad news about andromeda. Everytime you post you cry about how shit the new installment will be. same as WG who follows Currythunder on Twitter just to fuel his own rage.
you are ruining this general by yourselve and you realize that Mass Effect is finished and that makes you mad. but blaming everything on the scapegoat autist is way more easier than dealing with the loss of you Mass Effect and in the end the general.
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Also, Kenny Baker a.k.a. R2D2, is dead.

>>151853097
>you are ruining this general by yourselve
I upload you.
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>>151853187
exchange by with for and you get the meaning I intended
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>>151853309
Great save.
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>>151853035
>Look, I'm gonna give it a shot, but at some point, this is going to get too tedious. So I'm not gonna give any promises.


this just has to be bait, or are you seriously suggesting that my autism is the worst ever seen in this general and that a few shitposts and picturedumps kill this general.
you are a child in the head m8, and I dont even mean that as an insult
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>>151847881
fuck. guess the autist won after all.
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>>151853587
>this just has to be bait
You're in for a surprise. Ask around.
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>>151853880
I remember the last time you said you will never visit /meg/ again after the failed attempt of the mod to merge it with /dag/. and yet, here you are. so just fuck off man, if you cant handle one sole autist on the internet then fuck off already, jesus holy motherfucking christ.
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>>151854057
No, I said I wasn't gonna stick around to merge with /dag/. When /dag/ and /meg/ became two separate generals again, what reason did I have? I guess bottom down I just want to stay here and entertain your autism.
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jk, I'm actually too autistic to leave this autistic place.

The autist kaidanfag is still the worst tho
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>>151857808
since everyone can just put that name on, I'm not too sure who's who now any more.
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>>151857958
case in point
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>>151857808
what the fuck have I ever done to you guys? why are you so mean? you just ruined my entire day
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Daily reminder that I'm a great guy.
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>>151858857
Nobody gives a shit about your day. Also, not your personal blog.
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>>151861164
you're right, i should get back to posting mass effect related content
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>>151861792
This content is inappropriate for a blue board. Reported.
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>>151862102
announcing reports actually is a bannable offense unlike posting safe for work images
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>>151862308
Gay people kissing is not sfw content.
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>>151862507

You're not SFW content!
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>>151862695
Please refrain from further posting naked men in questionable poses. This is a sfw board.
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Thrusting in and out of Miranda's butt, then putting your penis in Liara's mouth.
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i love this one
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>>151862976
You know Jack would totally love to suck it.
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they make me believe in love
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that will have to be all for tonight, need to save some image limit for tomorrow :3
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It's honestly retarded how this blatant spamming isn't getting banned
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>>151864490
If they banned that, they could ban the majority of the general.
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>>151864490
Honestly trying to do my part.
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>>151864490
yeah that retard spamming shitty comics is pissing me off oh well what can you do
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>>151864635
No one else is blatantly spamming gay shit like this the whole day through. Actively wanting to reach image limit and derail the thread. It's only the autist with his femshep and kaidan shit
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>>151864490

There are tonnes of shit in this thread that would get people banned if the mods followed the rules to the letter.
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>>151864854
Then maybe they should. If you see anything that's not by the rules, then report it.
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>>151864854
None of it as damaging to the thread as this constant spamming and filling the image limit with stuff no one wants. It's just actively sabotaging this thread and has been going on for days
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>>151864854
Such as?
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>>151865174
>days
try weeks or months
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>>151864490
didn't you just throw a bitchfit and leave
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>>151865504
I am the real OCD
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>>151865316
all the off-topic shit that no one is apparently allowed to complain about?
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>>151865316

Spamming images, posting things unrelated to the purpose of this general, posting censored pornography, racism, to name a few.
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>>151865895
>racism
/pol/ should also be reported.
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>>151865895
Don't be an idiot, most of those things get banned and deleted all the fucking time. The previous thread even had its OP image deleted for showing just the slightest bit of skin. Other people have been banned for even mentioning WG's quality country during their constant terror attacks.

Yet this blatant faggotry spam and autism has been going on for weeks and nothing gets done.
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>>151864001
>>151864369
dude, I really dont want to be that guy that is a total hypocrite, but you have to chill on those picturedumps
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Is there any way to edit Sheploo default face in ME2/3? Want to add a beard/change hair.
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>>151864840
if I would spam to imagelimit I couldnt post femshep you idiot
his collection is more sophisticated than my Femshepfolder anyway
this guy shows a whole new level of dedication in shitposting
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>>151868427
ok only because you asked nicely
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>>151868609
are there even cool beards for shepard? I seem to remember that all looked silly.
>you will never play as a bald shepard with a giant beard, scarred face and one eye

shit pisses me off, if I want to play a supermodel that looks unrealisticly better than me, I rather play with femshep that is also way out of my league but atleast I dont feel as bad
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>>151868995
You can easily make an ugly male shepard, just not a pirate
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>>151869247
its way more rewarding to make a qt femshep you like to look at than some fagget that looks like you
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>>151869519
At least you know yourself
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I'm about to start ME2 for the first time. Other than shadow broker, are there any other good paid dlc? I downloaded the cerberus stuff.
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>>151873715
Just grab the full set from the DLC unlocker.
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>mass effect Andromeda
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>>151847881
I think I'll leave too, these threads have gotten worse and worse. We had some great discussions about ME lore and all sort of stuff but those times are long gone. See you around.
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>>151876004
He'll be back. Doubly more so if we get rid of the autist.
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ded
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>Asaris with dicks
>Kaidenfagging
>that fucking maurader shields comic
>hating the games this general is about

I fucking hate everyone here

why can't I leave
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>>151876004
good, one faggot less
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>>151882505
not nearly ded enough
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how do you bump a thread when you have no ideas left?
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>>151890759
lewd waifus
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>tfw some mass effect fanboys named "the shadow brokers" hacked the NSA
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>>151890759
Ask about multiplayer.
How do I use the Vorcha Engineer's net things properly? When I launch them at things they don't activate and when I aim away they curve towards things and miss.
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How do I not get utterly assraped on platinum?
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>>151893470
w-what?

>>151893910
maybe by not being a scrub or not teaming up with scrubs
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night meg, die well
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>>151896610
Quitter
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>>151896610
I think whats killing /meg/ is the lack of content. Back in the day we had fics, draw friends, memes and tones of other stuff. Now we hardly have anything I did my best to help but all I really have are unrelated stories about my past and BT jokes.
Its been so long since iv seen Eddy and WG and OCD don't post fics anymore.

We have gone stagnant guys.
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>>151903707
Oops, forgot my trip.
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Image resolution is too large.

http://koobismo.deviantart.com/art/Marauder-Shields-25-The-Fire-Within-Mass-Effect-308588556
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Is there any way to edit Sheploo default face in ME2/3? Want to add a beard/change hair.
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>>151903707
No, what killed /meg/ was the autist and his spamming and the mods doing an absolute shitjob. No one wants to contribute to a thread that's constantly being spammed by one person
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>>151909823
he basically killed any notion of liking femshep any more. at least he killed her for me.
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>>151923820
>i let anonymous strangers on the internet ruin things for me
weak-willed faggot
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>>151884685
it's kaidAn reeee >:c
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>>151926258
>I don't mind being associated with one of the biggest autists in internet history
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>>151926427
He is the autist, of course he doesn't mind.
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Which waifu has the greatest tits, but the worst nipples?
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So how does the boost to paragon and renegade from assult mastery/defender/combat mastery etc work in me2? Does it boost the points I already have? Does it boost future points? When should I be leveling it up to not fuck myself over?
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>Andromeda will never feature stories about colonists being attacked, enslaved and raped by BTs

Fuck starting in a new galaxy
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>>151927493

You seem like one of those really sad autistics who no one around you feels sad for because you're just such a cunt to be around.
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>>151931347
Ash. worst nips hands down
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>>151931347
Samara's nipples have seen more use, more wear and tear, than those of any other wiffle. They're ragged.
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>>151909823
>>151923820
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>>151927493
topkek, leave this place please you whining faggots, nobody wants you around
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>>151934416
No, nobody wants your autistic ass around
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>>151934416
you are the sole reason for this
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>>151932042
You sure? I mean their homes got fucked in ME2 so wouldn't the majority of the people willing to give up life in the milky way be BTs? I imagine that many human colonists would be face to face with a huge throbbing BT cock when waking up from cryostasis They wouldn't even have time to wake up properly before they are forced to gargle huge BT balls.
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>>151938264
why take EDI into the rachni hive? everyone knows since ME1 that rachni are weak against biotics and not tech experts.
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>>151933263
What wrong with hers?
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>>151909823
I still don't get why the mods haven't banned him yet.
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Is it possible to make a new game and Shepard, then import that Shepard's face into another save file that's more advanced in the storyline?
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>>151938675
With the save editor maybe, by importing the face code.
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>Netherlands enters the top 10 medalcountries
Wew, we're in there! Watch out Germanistan!

>>151938264
There are barely any BTs left, let alone enough to pillage and rape a whole colony.
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>>151938264
BT's are history, they're practically extinct
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>>151938675
use gibbed editor for that. and that only works for ME1 and ME2, there really isn't a savegame editor for ME1.

BACK UP YOUR SAVEGAME.
write down the code somewhere, then open your savegame in the gibbed editor (make sure you use the ME2 one for ME2 and ME3 one for ME3 of course), then open the "Raw" tab, under the "2. Squad" entry open the "Player" entry, then "Appearance", then when you've found the "Face Code" entry, copy the new one in, done.

If you want to change it from or to default though, then I don't have a clue how it works.

ME2 gibbed:
http://mod.gib.me/masseffect2/saveedit_rev25.zip

ME3 gibbed:
http://svn.gib.me/builds/masseffect3/saveedit-r90_b116.zip

not on PC? tough luck.
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>>151940819
are we going face to face anywhere except field hockey?
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>>151941114
Only gymnastics men's horizontal bar tonight it seems. Dutch and German guy are the favourites.
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>>151941516
>Germany favorites
>not USA
what happened? did they not compete?
and I'm guessing it's going to be another wooden medal again
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>>151942580
The USA has 2 qualified athletes tonight actually, but they're not the favourites. Fabian Hambüchen and Epke Zonderland are the favourites. They won silver and gold in London.

The USA just focuses on sports where they can win 20 medals at the same time, like indoor swimming.
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Explain MegSev.
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>>151943901
it's fan fiction set in the Mass Effect universe

>click all images with x
>if there are none, click skip
well that's new
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>>151944321
Is this a /meg/ creation? Why isn't it ever mentioned?
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>>151944897
yes it's a /meg/ creation, but no one has written anything in years.
the driving man behind it, shellshock (ss) left like 2 years ago and after that I think we had a single new fic by eddrf and that's it.
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>>151945002
There's a little new material to work with now. Why not resuscitate it?
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>>151945878
I personally never was into it, eddrf has promised something new for years but hasn't done anything, OCD just left, well, who's going to do it then? no one I guess.
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>>151946029
That's a few of your tripfags, but there are several people on anon that could have interest. OCD is still here, Eddrf went off his trip or is in hiding. Coax the two out and let the games begin.
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>>151946268
people tried that already
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>>151945878
>>151946268
I like the idea of more Megsev but which new material? Andromeda stuff?
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>>151946753
Oh, I see. So does that mean it can't be tried again then?
>>151946993
I would say anything pertaining to the series. Andromeda just adds minimal new to work with, but there's always blatant use of the imagination.
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>>151947132
shut up already, can't you take a hint?
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>>151947132
Makes sense to me.
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>>151931980

I don't know, sorry. I checked the wiki, but they didn't have a guide for that specific thing.
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>>151947941
Be a defeatist piece of shit then.
/shrug
>>151948107
It's just a matter of finding a topic. You could have one anon creating the idea of new life in an environment, logging biological material in between, having it read like a journal. Another anon showing viewpoints from a different area of exploration, and so forth if you decided to work together.
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>Germans losing from Argentina in hockey
Sad! Should have been the Dutch who did that.

>>151948615
>Be a defeatist piece of shit then.
You're free to write shit yourself as well, mate.
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>>151949193
But my only talent is being an annoying bitch, now write fanfiction for me.
/whips you
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What happened to SS anyway?
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>>151951432
Don't really know. He has visited briefly a couple times since he was regularly here, but not for some time, at least not with his name/trip.
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Wow, so generous
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>>151953078
what's the difference between these 2 ?
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>>151953305
Good question.
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>>151950204
There's a lot of potential here and it's being wasted. I was just trying to make suggestions.
>>151953305
Extra content but for the same price.
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>>151954000
like dlcs ?
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>>151954181
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>>151954693
wait, LotSB is not included, lmaoing at that "deluxe" edition

I spent +200 hours playing the triology without giving ea a single cent, feels damn good to be quite fucking honest familiaro
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If I get ME2 on Steam, can I import ME1 saves from Origin into it? And then import that ME2 save back into Origin for ME3?
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>>151955850
if it is on the same computer, yes
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>>151955850
wait, you played the triology without the second part?
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>>151956121
Thanks.

>>151956428
No, I originally played them on Xbox 360 (although didn't finish ME3). I've completed the first 2 multiple times. Now I'm going back to play them again but got them on PC a while ago for really cheap - though only 1 and 3. I don't think 2 was as reduced as the others at the time.
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Thick waifus, please.
>https://i.imgur.com/1UCPhNT.mp4
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>>151954693
Wait, hold on, then what did I get for preordering it on Steam? I thought the Collector stuff was the bonus there.
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>>151956826
Like Steam exclusive pre-order content?
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So is there a way to get the DLC into the Steam version of ME2?
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>>151954976
Is the dlc even included on origin? I have both 1 and 2 pirated but it's such a fucking hassle to install them that I'd rather just own the games and the dlc, but it doesn't look like any of the "deluxe" versions come with everything
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>>151957317
Yea, was it the shitty Inferno armor that got rereleased as DLC or?
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>>151957768
>such a fucking hassle
wut? all I do is download the shit, click an exe and everything gets installed including all DLC's. Its less of a hassle than buy the game and then start searching for every DLC that is out there. you must be fucking retarded.
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>>151957396
You have to buy it from the Bioware site with points I thought, then add the code to your EA account and it logs it there.
>>151957768
Have to purchase separately
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>>151958168
the pack I have makes me install the base game, then each dlc one by one, then run a program to validate them all
it's pretty tedious and I haven't been able to find a better pack like the one you probably have
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Found this
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002I0J5YW?psc=1&smid=A3DVDY1WFLL5AY
Has dlc content, but
>console
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>>151958404
like I said, you are fucking retarded
the first 3 downloads are the complete editions with the most seeders
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>>151958879
>uses piratebay
>calls other people retarded
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>>151959309
>not knowing how to secure oneself
>trying to ridicule others with lack of knowledge
>being this much of a filthy pleb
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oh nice torrentz also shut down
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>>151959604
>kek I use a vpn, peerblock and seven proxies, there's no way the fbi can find my behind all these security blankets
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>>151960060
>living in the land of the """"""""""""""free""""""""""""""
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>>151959309
is it true you are put on a death row if you use piratebay In The Land Of Free ?
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>ywn fuck kelly
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What's the name of the femshep hairstyle in ME1 that's jawlength?
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>>151962756
this one? sexy
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>>151962896
No, it's a bit longer and less neat than that. I think it's classy but I'm not sure.

Basically, I found refernces to "classy" and "cls" in my save file when hex editing it and I'm trying to change it to "cute". I followed the guide I found, changing "classy" to "cute00" and "cls" to "cte" and now my Shepard is bald.
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>>151963054
check for yourself
http://social.bioware.com/362/blog/211693/
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>>151963054
wtf, why you do it with a hex-editor, just ue gibbets savegameeditor
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>>151962756
this?
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>>151963297
For ME1? I thought it was just for 2 and 3.

>>151963156
Thanks.

>>151963340
Yes.
>>
Hi /meg/ I've just realized the error of my ways, I shouldn't have expected any improvement, happiness or contentment in my life. If something good happens it's only so that you can have hopes built up to be crushed later, ground into dust. I'm so tired of my life.

>>151962709
Kelly is qt.
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>>151963650
>I shouldn't have expected any
anything. fixed that for you, now you are ready for life, go make it happen champ.
>>
ded
>>
Roll for not ded?
Which would be your perfect combination of choices?
>>
>>151963650

Just keep going, man.
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>>151966132
3 on 1 pal, it's over

bu shi, xianzai it gets fun
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>>151966746
Roll
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>>151960327
no you just get sued and coerced into paying several thousand dollars if you don't want to be put in jail
of course if you refuse to pay they usually drop the charges

unless you were pirating music, then it's the firing squad for you
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>>151968381
I see
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>>151968381
Always thought that was absurd. If i was a lawmaker I'd simply make the penalty for downloading stuff be a one time fine equivalent to the price of the shit you downloaded at the time you downloaded it.
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>>151963650

you ok?
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>>151969867
It's just impossible to get a place to live. and a family acquaintance promised my a room, then when I called a day later said she already rented it out. I'm getting worried I won't have a place to stay.
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>>151938537
Because you need to report his shit first.
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>>151969462
technically that's what it is
what they catch you for is sharing content, not just stealing it
so if they catch you for torrenting mass effect 3 for example, they assume you've shared it with a large amount of people, usually they set an arbitrary number like 1000
so $60 times 1000 comes out to a $60,000 fine
that's the way they justify it
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>>151953078
>digital comic book
Yeah ... no. I'll pass.

>>151954000
>I was just trying to make suggestions
Well, what kind of situation would you like to see? What is it about?
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>>151971141
>Sub is a hammerhead sans weapon.
What kind of lazy hacks are these?
Oh, right..
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>>151963054
>and now my shepard is bald
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>>151963054
>and now my shepard is bald
Oh. What a ... delight.
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>>151971686
>The top half of her suit clanked to the ground, leaving her naked above the waist except for the bra she was wearing beneath it.
For fucks sake Ash, do you not understand what chafing is?
>>
>>151971686
Typical Christslut.
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>>151971686
Lewd.
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>>151971686

Oh, no fucking way, I thought that story was completely gone!
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>>151971686
>all those chinese characters
HSK1 is finally paying off
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>>151976883
I rescued it from google cache when I heard it had been deleted. Thought you guys might be interested in it.
>>151974989
Watch it.

Apparently there may or may not be upcoming remasters of the original trilogy.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/08/16/ea-strongly-hints-that-mass-effect-games-will-get-remastered.aspx
Not sure how I feel about that.
>>
>>151978596

I doubt it. I really don't think they'd make that much money on 're-masters'.
I hate that goddamn meme.
>Let's release the same game AGAIN!
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I want a hug.
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>>151979930
no
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>>151979930
HeT
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>>151980810
Hugrape.
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Will an e-hug do, anon?
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>>151983184
Yes.
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Any news on the ME book that was supposed to come out this month?

>>151983184
I want to hug her MT
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>>151983184

She's looking mighty l*wd, there. Just look at her sl*tty facial expression. And the visible pantsu!
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>>151983387
apparently it's been moved to mid-november. all usual mass effect related sites still list it as due in august, but amazon (.de) says it's mid november (amazon.com doesn't even have it listed at all) and they usually know it best.
if it gets released earlier, I'll give a holler.
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>>151983265
O-Okay. Cheer up, anon..
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>>151983618
You want it lewd, eh?
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>>151984468

THICK
would milk/10
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>>151984613
I bet you would
>>
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>>151989013
>Ashley and Kaidan
too many wheels
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>>151966746
Damn, why not
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>>151989013
>tfw you realize one of the persons beside you is a ghost
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>>151992341

Question is WHO'S THE GHOST?
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>>151992341
Couldn't Ashley just have been resurrected?
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>>151989013
>ashley and kaidan

that's one fucked up headcanon
>>
GETH
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>>151993554

No, I've seen a lot worse. Doesn't even make sense to save the salarian team, but not the Ashley/Kaidan.
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How can I use pirated DLC with a legit Steam copy of ME2?
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>>151999532
You use the DLC unlocker.
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>>151999830
I'm doing that but it's not working. At least some of the DLC is meant to show up on the main menu, right? Or is it all accessed through the Normandy's navigation thing?
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>>151999990
No, it's all in-game. Check the mailbox, you should be flooded with letters about Mattocks and shitty armors and stuff.
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>your waifu will never be real
why live
>>
>>152000106
I haven't started a game yet, I'm just setting it up in advance for when I finish ME1 on PC. I just downloaded someone else's save and Kasumi was onboard so it seems to have worked.
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>>152004023
yes it must have worked, else you wouldn't even have veen able to start the savegame.
savegames allow new DLC to be added afterwards but if DLC are missing it won't start and tells you so.
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>>152003127
How can real women even compete with Quarians
>>
>>
>>
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>>152007269
Quarian men?
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>Just got Jack out of prison
>Can't pimp her out for fuel, food and thermal clips
>>
>getting near the end of ME3
>don't want to have the Citadel party because then I'll have nothing left but the final two missions
>realize that playing through the shitty ending again without even an epilogue showing me with my waifu and bros will leave me saddened that this is the last we'll ever get of the real Mass Effect

what do?
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>>152016276
Citadel party should have come after the end of the game, and probably would have if they didn't insist on having the Control and Synthesis endings.
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>>152013595
no
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>>152017719
Why is it that nearly every person that makes an image with Tali in it has her with hugely oversized fingers compared to what we see in game?
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>>152027663
Oh baby!
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>>152024751
Dem textures tho.

>>152017719
Dem feet tho.

>>152027663
Dat ass tho.
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>tfw I've started to watch obscure fairy tale films because I've run out of science fiction films to watch
Anyone got a recommendation for a good science fiction film I'm pretty much guaranteed to not have seen? I think my best bet is to see something not made in Hollywood so any locally made films would be preferable.
>>
Does eddrf still post here? I don't see his name anywhere in this thread or the last
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>>152031853
Did you watch Primer already?
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>>152021539
that's not so bad
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>>152033323
I think sometimes he does, but as you say can't know for sure.
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>>152033337
Yup.
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>>152031853
THX1138
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>>152031853
>>152035030
My sci-fi folder:
+1
12 Monkeys
400 Days
2001
2012
A Clockwork Orange
A Scanner Darkly
Alien 1-4
Apollo 13
Avatar
Babylon A. D.
Battleship
Bladerunner
Branded
Children of Dune
Children of Men
Cloud Atlas
Contant
Cowboys and Aliens
Dark City
Dark Skies
Demolition Man
Donnie Darko
Dredd
Dune
Edge of Tomorrow
Elysium
Ender's Game
Equilibrium
Escape from New York/L.A.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Event Horizon
Flash Gordon
Frequencies
Gattaca
Gravity
Halo: Nightfall
Halo: The Fall of Reach
Halo 4: Forward unto Dawn
HapHead
Harbinger Down
Hard to be a God
Her
High-Rise
Hollow Man
Identicals
In Time
Inception
Independence Day
Independence Day: Resurgence
Infini
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Iron Sky
John Carter
Judge Dredd
Jumper
1/2
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>>152031853
>>152035030
>>152037294
2/2
Jupiter Ascending
Jurassic Park all parts
Kill Command
K-PAX
Listening
Logan's Run
Looper
Lucy
Mad Max all parts
Masters of the Univers
Men in Black all parts
Minority Report
Mission to Mars
Moon
Narcopolis
Open Windows
Outland
Outlander
Paycheck
Phase IV
Pixels
Primer
PostHuman
Predator (vs.) all parts
Predestination
Prometheus
Push
Real Steel
Riddick
Robocop all parts
Saturn 3
Scanners
Self-Less
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Snowpiercer
Source Code
Soylent Green
Space Cowboys
Star Trek all parts
Star Wars all parts
Stargate
Starman
Starship Troopers
Stealth
Strange Days
Sunshine
Super 8
Synchronicity
Terminator all parts
Terminus
The 6th Day
The Abyss
The Adjustment Bureau
The Anomaly
The Black Hole
The Book of Eli
The Fifth Element
The Human Race
The Last Starfighter
The Lazarus Effect
The Lobster
The Martian
The Matrix Trilogy
The Running Man
The Scribbler
The Survivalist
The Thing
The Thirteenth Floor
The Zero Theorem
They Live
Time Lapse
Timecop
TimeCrimes
Timeline
Tomorrowland
Total Recall 1990&2012
Trancers
Tron
Tron: Legacy
Uncanny
Under the Skin
V for Vendetta
War of the Worlds
WarGames
Zathura: A Space Adventure

Inb4:
>x is shit you got shit taste WG
I only downloaded them so far, except for the classics I didn't even watch all of them yet so what do I know.
>>
What if quarians aren't purle or grey under their suits. But actually chrome?
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>>152016276
install JAM
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>>152016503
there is a mod for that
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>>152036819
Seen, both the student film, the original theatrical release and the special edition.
>>152037294
>>152037410
Nice, I've seen most of them but there was a couple I haven't. Not sure how good they are when Jupiter Ascending is in there but I'm not picky as long as it isn't SJW shit. Also, how did that 2D grill notice me?
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>>152038895
>Also, how did that 2D grill notice me?
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>>152037294
A Clockwork Orange is a bust. I have never made it through the entire movie in one sitting, yet have still seen it in entirety at least a couple of times.
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>>152037294
>>152037410
give me some favorites from this list.
I know Matrix and some others are godtier, but then there is also Iron Sky and Battleship in the list.
Which ones are the must watch?
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>>152031853
>Legend
>obscure
The Hallow is a mix of sci-fi and fantasy. Interesting concept.
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>>152041751
>>Legend
>>obscure
That's the joke.
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>>152037410
The Fifth Element is criminally underrated.
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>>152042721
A must watch.
>>
Required Sci-Fi

2001: A Space Odyssey
28 Days Later
A Boy and His Dog
A Clockwork Orange
A Trip to the Moon
Alien
Aliens
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part II
Back to the Future Part III
Blade Runner
Brazil
Children of Men
District 9
Dredd
Escape from New York
Interstellar
Mad Max
Mad Max: The Road Warrior
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Mad Max: Fury Road
Metropolis
Minority Report
Moon
Oblivion
Planet of the Apes
Predator
Ring of Fire
Serenity
Solaris
Stalker
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Starship Troopers
THX 1138
TRON
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The 13th Warrior
The Book of Eli
The Day After
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Omega Man
The Road
The Thing
Threads
Total Recall
Twelve Monkeys
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>>152043508
Huh, I didn't list Back to the Future and Brazil because I had it in my comedy folder for some reason.
>13th Warrior
>sci-fi
pretty much all you need to watch.
I don't like nuclear winter movies like threads and the day after though and I list zombie movies like 28 days later under Horror
And which Ring of Fire movie is that? I just found a 2011 documentary about the pacific volcanoe ring, a 2013 biographical movie about Jonny Cash and a 1961 kidnapping drama, none of them sound scifi to me.
Also Book of Eli and The Road a shit
>>
also some animated stuff (I don't have that much of a clue about anime though, maybe someone else can help out):
Akira
Animatrix
Ghost in the Shell (pretty much all of its media, the different movies, the series)
Heavy Metal (think twice before you watch Heavy Metal 2000, it's not really good)
Titan A.E. (mediocre but watchable)

I haven't gone into series or super hero stuff because that's a whole different can of worms.
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>>152044509
Ring of Fire is this movie about dragons entering the real world. It's total shit but good total shit.
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>>152045912
>>152044509
oh and its REIGN of Fire. My b.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0253556/
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>>152045115
You may like Ajin: Demi Human.
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>>152045115
Legend of the Galactic Heroes is a must watch sci-fi anime.
Space Battleship Yamato 2199 is also pretty great
Neon Genesis Evangelion is more Mecha than straight up space-faring sci-fi, but still a great classic.
Psycho-Pass is a pretty solid cyberpunk show
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>>152046501
LotGH and SBY2199 are series though, not really movies
and holy fuck, do I hate NGE, I have never understood the hype around it. never.
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>>152046927
It's pretty bad and gross, yea. Instead you should watch the Mobile Suit Gundam movie trilogy, it's available on the Gundaminfo Youtube channel right now with english subtitles.
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>>152046927
>LotGH and SBY2199 are series though, not really movies
True, they've got movie-versions of their first episodes but then follow it up with a series.

And yeah, NGE is overrated but I'd still say it's a pretty great franchise.
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>>152047447
Legend of the Galactic Heroes got repetitive pretty fast. every episode was basically "yeah everyone else except the 2 main characters are fucking incompetent"
>>
>>
>>152037410
>Robocop all parts
Does that include animated show, live action tv show, tv movies and straight to dvd stuff?
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>>152043508
>THX 1138
Yo, dawg, das some seriously underrated shit. Best thing George Lucas did, besides Empire Strike Back.

Also, missing Babylon 5.
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>>152047738
Thought quite the opposite, it started pretty safe and predictable but that changed pretty quickly. Main chars dying, other characters getting more focus, one of the factions actually winning.

>>152046501
I thought psycho-pass was terribly boring, and didn't get far into it. Should maybe give it another try sometime.

>>152049475
Guy needs to be shot like a rabid dog for wanting to spread and multiply the niggers of the universe.
>>
>tfw running my hands down qt quarian gfs sides.
>Feeling her breath, her diminutive breasts pushed into my chest.
>grabbing her ass, her soft cheeks yielding and jiggling with the slightest touch, a soft giggle muffled by her mask.
>moving hands around her waist, slowly sliding them down her front.
>feel the gentle bulge of her cock.
God dammit not again!
>>
I just want to point out that, as of Gamescom, the Prey reboot has more footage online than ME:A has and showed off more gameplay stuff as well. It's a game with a release date of TBA, meaning that it's too far ahead to set a date yet. Could be a year or more in the future. ME:A is, reportedly, 6 months away.

Feeling optimistic yet?
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>>152050146
no just the cinematic movies
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>>152041751
>The Hallow
>"sounds interesting"
>google it
>see this
Fuck that.
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>>152051295
>quarian
stopped reading
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>>152051295
how did you not notice this earlier?
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>>152052392
It doesn't really mean anything, though. The footage could all be shit that isn't like the final game, a la TW3 or Colon Marines. If they wanted to show something they could just do some fake footage like CD Projekt Red did with TW3. Equally, "thin slice" development games are easier to show stuff off from because they completely finish and polish the first level before moving onto the 2nd one, whereas some games are build widthways then build up from there, so you have the whole game in rough form but nothing polished or even beyond alpha.
>>
>>152052392
To be fair, Prey is not an EA game so their "we want to not overshadow other EA games" excuse is still a possibility. Or are there upcoming EA games with more shown footage and a release date after ME:A?
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>>152053020
>a la TW3 or Colon Marines
Mate, those aren't even slightly in the same ballpark. TW3 had a slight downgrade, that's it.
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>>151966746
ayy
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>>152053089
Titanfall 2 presentation showed gameplay I think, but not sure if the release is after or before. Also you have Battlefield 1 which is going to be huge.
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>>152053225
It wasn't a slight downgrade at all, they showed scenarios that weren't in the final game. They didn't show cut-down graphics running at 30fps while NPCs hovered in the air.

Here are all TW3 trailers in one video. After you've skipped through about 10 minutes to get past the rush of pre-rendered stuff, look at that in-engine footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzTuMqODyd0

Then look at this footage of actual gameplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlFdmavmrd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ4KLMIbJAI

(Please be patient and watch them through - even if you don't agree with me, they're pretty funny anyway).

Some other examples. Then go back and watch those trailers again and compare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awTTKfXNenk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpEre0qLlQE
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>>151825634
Shit, that was intense.
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>>152052902
He/She wore a skirt, and had a really thick outer layer of insulation attached to the suit.
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>>152053020
Well, to say that, you have to actually get the released product in hand. Otherwise, this is just speculation

Seems to be made using the Id 6 engine that powered D44m, so I doubt it will look that inferior to rival Colonial Marines. Still doesn't change the fact that it has more footage online than ME and it's probably a year or so away from release.

>>152053089
So you think that promoting Titanfall 2 (Oct 28th) and Battlefield 1 (Oct 21st), two games that release within a week of one another, both published by EA will not hurt the others sales, but ME:A, a game set 6 months from now, a different genre altogether, that's gonna overshadow them? Think about it.
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>>152053985
Irrelevant. Also, TW3 is a far better game than any turd Bioware has shat out the past 3 years.
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>>152054858
>So you think that promoting Titanfall 2 (Oct 28th) and Battlefield 1 (Oct 21st), two games that release within a week of one another, both published by EA will not hurt the others sales, but ME:A, a game set 6 months from now, a different genre altogether, that's gonna overshadow them?
No. I don't believe their excuse at all, but the excuse itself is solid if they didn't show off any titles that come out in 2017.
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>>152051295
>quarian

Why must you ruin it?
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>>152055613
Does EA even have any title scheduled after ME:A?
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>>152056149
Some star wars games they teased, but nothing concrete apart from their yearly sport titles
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>>152060779
I just can't stop staring at that flower
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>>152051295
>not squeezing her gelded front softly and moving up a finger to massage her butthole
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>>152060779

That's how Miranda paid Liara for her help recovering Sheploo's body. It was a regular thing during the hunt.
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>>152064173
>Sheploo
who?
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>>152038458
What does that stand for?
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>>152064432
JohnP's alternate MEHEM mod
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>>152053985
T. Dragon Age Autist
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>>152064249
default male shepard. his facemodel is Mark Vanderloo, a dutch model, hence Sheploo.
also welcome, newfriend
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>>152066068
eh, never heard of him, I only play the canon Shepard.
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>>152063497
>gelded front.
What would that feel like? Would it be pleasurable to her if you rub what remains of her cuckhood? Or would she prefer it if you rubbed her butthole, the attention you gave to her front reminding her of those hard days of being a 'male'quar?
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>>152067008
With the small quarian bits gone she'd only feel any sexual stimulation from her sensitive stretchy quarian ass, the groping of the front is just to remind her who's the man. It's an act of domination, she wouldn't be able to resist the butt fondling after you reminding her that she's just good for milking big alien cocks with her plump rear and nothing else.
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>>152063497
>gelding

Gross. Why the fuck would you remove her feminine penis?
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>>152068806
Malequar penii is so tiny you wouldn't notice it much anyway.
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>>152069014

Considering they still have to be able to impregnate female quarians, I'd assume is about the same size as the average human.
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>>152072292
>choking sex with Miranda

Nice. Reminds me of the porno I saw a while back, where the girl's face turned red and her eyes rolled up. That's some hot stuff.
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I'm watching the extended cut of Batman versus Superman, and I just got to the part where they introduce Lex. I still don't understand what they were trying to do with him. Makes me wonder how much of it was Jesse Eisenberg making his own thing, and how much was in the script.
Turned out weird, though. Isn't he suppose to be a calm, collected, manipulative, intelligent person? This version just comes across as... eccentric.

Whatcha doin', MEG?
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What's that astronomical word that means "traveler"? I'm having a brain fart now. I'm sure there's some word (e.g. "alien", "comet", but not those specific words) that means "traveler".
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>>152071554
According to the novels the average quarian male is like 5'4. Golo was "nearly a foot" shorter than Pel, and there's said to be very little variation in height between quarians in general.
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>tfw you cum just from the asari inserting her feminine penis into your ass
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>>152073034

Planet. 'Traveler', 'wanderer'.
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>>152072896
Reading 'the Rules of Attraction'.
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>>152073142

So, they're basically the Chinese during the -60s, -70s.
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>ywn piss off femshep
>femshep will never ignore you as form of punishment
>ywn make a special evening so she forgives you

when you fantasize about relationship drama is it to late to be saved?
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>>152072896
I don't really see what the problem is, to be honest. Lex IS a crazy son of a bitch and in the much-loved Reeve films he was arrested a few times so obviously wasn't just accepted by society as a normal member of society.

He also doesn't seem THAT crazy when you compare him to people that exist nowadays that say certain things on TV and yet get away with it, even get defended by 1,000,000s of people. I mean, Lex may tell a story on TV - a totally apocryphal story - about superhumans being rounded up by US marines and shot with Kryptonite bullets until there was only one left. Then we told that remaining one "Go back to your people and tell them what happened here". Then we never had a problem with superhumans again. He might well go into that creepy rant, and many people would go on to still defend him.

Not trying to make a political point by saying this. I'm just simply pointing out that people can say stuff IRL that if someone said it in a film we'd say "That's so cheesy, he's so obviously insane, why would anyone listen to him?"
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>>152073462
Yes, that's it. Thanks. It was driving me crazy.
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>femshep will never tease you sexually in unappropiate situations

just fucking end me already
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I'm re-installing ME3 and Im gonna use an ending mod.

I remember last time I was looking them up I was told one of them was better, but I can't remember if its MEHEM or JohnP's Alternate thats supposed to be better.

Which one is better?
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>>152073651
>Everyone else's universities have gone back
>Mine doesn't return until the 26th
>Been reading fanficiton and old Clan Zorah BSN boards all day

I need help.
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http://i.imgur.com/zVbF39U.jpg
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>>152074482
JohnP's is the better version since its just an updated MEHEM with the original music and not the fanmade one. you also have the choice to disable/enable the starchild sequence.
You should also install the extended Anderson conversation, works great with the mod.
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>>152074882
>not filling her butt with that horsecock

Otherwise, what's the point? You can't get something that large into the birth canal.
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>>152067550
What if she only wants to milk one cock, the one attached to her husbando?
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>>152074860
>playing the triology for the 20+ time just for the last few minutes with Liara
>get immersed enough to feel "real" love again
>it all is over a few minutes later and you sit again in your empty room

gee, sometimes I sure wish that I would die right there.
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>all this time and no pic of a futa fucking the slits in the back of an asari's head
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>>152075205
>You can't get something that large into the birth canal.
there is enough porn to disproove that claim.
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>>152073290
>tfw she breaks into laughter and brutally ravages your butthole while insulting your "manhood"
>she normally goes softly
>hurts so much you start crying
>pulls out shortly before cumming, turns you around and blasts in your half-open eyes, laughing even more
>can't sit or see properly for a week
>asari gf leaves you for a proper buttslut 2 weeks later
guess it's time to shift orientation towards a quarian fuckboi then
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>>152073290
>been trained so well you cum just from getting your butt reamed
Sounds great!
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pls post kaidanxsheploo
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>>152075550
>I want more time

Me too, Tali...me too.
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>>152075205
Horsecock should always go into asses.
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>>152081964
Isn't that the title of the American national anthem?
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>>152064574
looks awesome, thanks. I think I'll pair it with the Citadel Ending Mod.
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Why Samara is so autistic?
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>>152085226
*Senile
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>>152085226
>>152086328
*sexy
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>>152085226
>>152086328
>>152086552
AIDS-ridden.
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>>152084540
Neat.
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>>152084540
is that tevos and aria?
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>>152084540
nice
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>>152091865
Yup. Or at least a domesticated Tevos tamed by Aria's infamous massive MT
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>>152094354
>Aria taming anyone with her little MT
it's probably pity-sex on Tevos' part
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>>152094354
>Aria's infamous massive MT
>Aria shitposting on Omega, trying to convince people she doesn't have a embarrassingly tiny MT

pls
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>>152095605
>Aria """accidentally" releasing heavily doctored photos on the extranet

PLS
You'll never be like Liara or Samara, Aria.
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>>152095605
pretty sure that's Ariel Lavren's MT which they took from the cover of TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES 189 that's the one where they manage to fill that small swimming pool with MTJ and throw the director into in the goofs scenes and shopped it on her frame.
you can clearly see a seam at where the tube connects to her groin. and that insane background light, come on.
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>>152096162
>>152096419
I don't know, I've examined the picture closely and it seems pretty legit to me. Lavren's MT, while similar in size, had a decidedly darker shade.

But I agree that Samara's MT is superior. Liara's isn't too impressive seeing as it's about the same size as Miranda's.
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>>152099051
>I've examined the picture closely
bet you did
>Lavren's MT, while similar in size, had a decidedly darker shade.
it's so easy to prep that up in photoshop
>Liara's isn't too impressive seeing as it's about the same size as Miranda's.
never seen them team up? it's a sight to behold, they're an insane tag-team, working in perfect unison and with the relentlessness of a ukrainian clockwork
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>>152099051
>tfw you'll never see Miranda take Samara's massive MT in her butt, her balls taking a beating from Samara's, and her hand around her throat
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>>152092807
>that pic
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good night meg, die well
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>>152108641
night sweetheart
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http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/178177#search=Mass_Effect
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>>152072896
>Whatcha doin', MEG?
Listening to the thunderstorm outside and wishing I had some qt like Jack to cuddle with
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>>152113602
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>>152113602

Just a bit ded.
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>you will never suck the MTJ out of your asari GFs MT
kill me
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>>151810128
what kind of people make these 3d rips
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Going to sleep. Goodnight!
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>>152121492
What did he mean by this?

>>152123539
'night
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>>152127043
Why would you fight Miranda? I would never throw a punch at her.

Well, not entirely true. I would totally tongue punch her fart box.
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>>152128954
agreed
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>>152119547
Dat perspective though.
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>>152099934
>Samara inserts a bunch of tiny anal beads she's had in her blue super tight sweaty anus all day into Miranda's dick, ties a rubber band around the base and starts pounding her xenophobic ass into oblivion with her gargantuan MT and not letting her cumdumps once
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by NeoMetalSonic360
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>>152142463
Edgy.
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>>152141176
>not letting her cumdumps once
Thanks, autocorrect. Not only does it try to make me type like a tumblr feminist but it also fucks up my lewdposting.
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Adrian Delaware Shepard?
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>>152148050
Yes?
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>>152148050
Who?
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Ded
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>>152152952
The pinnacle of warfighting capability, a ruthless hero that is willing, no, yearning to do whatever it takes to reach his goal.
A man who has seen the death of hundreds of mercs, a man who has gazed into the depths of omega and seen very little becaue of his insistence on wearing sunglasses at all times. A man who has such fine control of his weaponry that he hits almost 30% of his targets. A man who is TOTALLY STRAIGHT and who has no tolerance for FAG-O-SEXUALS.
That is Adrian Delaware Shepard.
He's some unlucky sod's custom shep on BSN. With a very edgy backstory and with assurances that his character is straight and christian interspersed between passages detailing his ruthlessness and edginess. also used a pair of ridiculous sunglasses.
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>>152148050
>>152153695
he is the maleshep /meg/ deserves but not the one /meg/ needs
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>>152153695
So you made the fic based on his custom shep? has he seen these?
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>>152154986
it's based on some random BSN idiot's shepard, I doubt he even posts there any more.
because the bioware forums are closed, get it?
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>>152153695
>oil dripped down his prepubescent crotch
This Shepard is about 9 or 10?
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>>152155751

Love that shine on it. Also those stripes of shiny material running over her butt to show off the curves even more.
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>>152154986
Several. To my knowledge he has never seen them.
I wrote one about a guy who identified as a Geth too, I can't seem to find it though.
Also might as well trip up.

>>152153054
I love Syd Mead's work. So sleek. I remember an artbook that I had as a kid, the illustrations captivated me.

>>152156286
Clean shaven. Like a child, smooth, hairless.

>>152155751
>tfw will never dock Miranda's ass at the empire state building.
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>>152156543
>empire state building
>not The Gherkin
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>>152157251

That's one of the worst-looking buildings I've ever seen. What the fuck were the British thinking?
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>>152157251
The Empire state building actually had a zeppelin dock. I'm not sure if it was ever used, but there were mooring points built into the top spire. Back when zeppelins and airships seemed like the future of aviation.
That's a cool building though. Always thought it'd look more appropriate in one of the asian skylines though, like Shanghai's, with all the other round buildings.
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Sexeing waifu on the poker table?
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>>152156543
>slumped down in a pile of sad and homogay
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>>152156543
lovely story
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>>152164184
I'm glad you're a fan. That's an oldie, but ADS stories are great fun to write. Much like other weird stuff, like this.
I wish I had the energy to write as I used to. But I'm all out, trying to find a place to live. Getting rejection after rejection after application after application really grinds down ones creativity.

I think I've got a tent somewhere though, if worst comes to worst. I can live under a bridge and learn hobo-magic (Heroin)

>>152161704
Lines like that are why ADS stories are so fun to write.

>>152160873
Oh baby.
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>>152165924
Had you ever read Haruki Murakami's stuff eddy? I recommend his books, though I haven't read them all yet.
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See how much better we are after Monday's fallout?
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>>152165924
Swedish Bridge Mages... hope you can cast Fireball. Why can't you stay in the current building?
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>>>/v/348842915
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>>152167181
I have not, might have to start though. Thanks for the suggestion.

>>152167261
Nah, I can't do fireball. Only firecubes and triangles, closest I've gotten to a ball shape is this weird kidney like shape.

I'm going to start studying, so I have to move out from my moms house because the university I'm going to be studying at is way too far away, but it seems to be pretty difficult to find a place to live. I'm sure it'll work out though, things tend to do that if you've got the will.

>>152167429
I like everything about her except the face.
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>>152167429
>pretty solid

She's hot as fuck, though.
>tfw you'll never go hiking with her
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>>152167721
Bring all the flaming shapes you can summon and try to look as djinn-like as possible. You'll figure it out, surely someone will call by the week's end.

It's her eyebrows and pointy features, they look a little masculine while the rest is very much feminine.
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>>152168462
Sounds like a plan.

>>152167723
That's a sad feel.
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>>152160873
Once on Normandy's and once in the apartment at least.
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>>152167721
what are you going to study?
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>>152167721
>I have to move out from my moms house
I'm not even surprised that the erotic fanfiction writer still lives in his mum's basement.
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>>152171024
Teaching, Swedish and English on the high-school level.

>>152171324
Not basement. And I write other things than just smut.
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>>152171498
Why high school students?
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Aria getting plugged by two humans while a krogan for some reason grabs her throat.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/vdnrmb.webm
Why you'd put a krogan in the scene, but not have him doing something sexual, I don't know.

Pretty good animation of Ashley. I like the fact that her hair is black, not just a dark brown.
>http://webmshare.com/play/ovVG1
The animation is a bit... basic, though. Not much else going on aside from the dick going in and out of her vag.
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>>152174048
Woah, both pretty nice.
I like how the shadow or her hair makes it seem Ash has on a collar or choker.
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>>152171498
>teaching foreign languages like swedish in sweden
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>>152174048
>Why you'd put a krogan in the scene, but not have him doing something sexual, I don't know.

maybe it's Patriarch the ball- and dickless krogan
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>>152176941

Maybe. I'd rather just see Aria with a krogan dick in her butt.
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>>152177389
I bet you do
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Finally got my tax return. Jesus, that took a long time.

Going on a nice trip with your waifu after both of you get your taxes back?

>>152176098

Indeed. Ash with a collar or choker is really hot.
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>>152177389
Ashley getting locked in an elevator with a horny krogan on the Citadel and it stops? Her naked sweaty glistening body pushed against the glass for all to see when the krogan rams his battleram up her rear gate?
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trashleyfags need to hang
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>>152178758
Sorry, didn't mean to reply to you, anon.
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>>152173697
Did research and found that teachers at that level were the least stressed, plus that way my students will atleast have chosen to be there.
And I'm also authorized, well will be authorized, to teach grade 7 to 9 as well.

>>152176531
Very funny.

>>152178356
Sounds lovely.
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>>152178810
swampbeastfag lost his battle with autism
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>>152179193
>high school students
>choosing to be in school and not causing stress
Pick one.
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>>152178758

I'd like to see that, too. If it's not non-con, I'm kinda tired of that.
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>>152181002
Hey now, I'm not the person who conducted that study. I just read it, and not every student will be a good one for sure.
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>>152179819
I'm glad she let it all out when I was already far away from her
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>>152181287
Why not teach as a professor in College then? You can at least fuck the students for better grades.
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>>152182256
There's an option to keep studying in order to do just that.
I don't think I will, at least not right away. Maybe if I feel like it at a later date. We'll see.

>fuck students
Reminds me of one of my only fears i have in being a teacher, talking to a female student, informing her that she's a shit. And then being falsely accused of rape. I'm not sure false rape allegations are as big a problem as 4chan makes them out to be. But the notion of having some brat ruin my career with one word terrifies me.
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>>152182256
>Why not teach as a professor in College then?
you know how much work that is?
you have to write your own lectures and courses for every single semester or trimester, if you also want to do scientific work you have to publish papers regularly, you have to do library work, then depending on the subject you teach you have to travel around and do shit on site, you have to grade scientific level papers and you have to have meetings with students and regular meetings with your colleagues that take shitloads of time.
as a teacher you do half of that at best, it's still a lot, but the sheer amount of work and especially inventive work you have to do as a lecturer/professor compared to a teacher is completely out of hand.
as teacher you can rotate your course-material every 3-4 years, you just pick the shit you lectured a few years back, update it, which is an afternoon's work and you're good to go for that year. hours are better (contrary to popular belief, a teachers work isn't finished when school is out, but it's still better), you do not have to do scientific work and grading requirements for student papers are much much lower.
both jobs are stressful, the teacher job, when you are teaching at a good school that is, is much more relaxed though. if you end up at some inner city lower class school with shitloads of immigrants you're fucked anyway.
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>>152182740
>I'm not sure false rape allegations are as big a problem as 4chan makes them out to be.

that literally never happens, especially if you've never been alone with students. you usually have such tight and relatable schedules at school that you have an easy alibi at any time. outside school that's something else but the rape accusations usually always go "I was raped in school" and never outside and they happen too seldom anyway.
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>>152183232
Hes talking about Sweden though, even looking at a woman wrong is considered rape there. Except if you're an immigrant.
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>>152183232
I had a feeling that was the case.

>>152183053
Eloquently put anon. I agree wholeheartedly.
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>>152183407
he may have the opportunity to teach in finland instead, half of them only speak swedish anyway. it's not that hardcore there yet
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>>152181123
I think we all know what a slut Ash is so she'd definitively be down with it. If anything she'd be the one to start it by "accidentally" rubbing her ass against the poor krogan's crotch after noticing how hot and bothered he is. He'd still try to act like a civilised man and pretend he was unaffected. After an hour of teasing and lewd bullying he'd finally lose control, forcefully bend her over, tear her pants down and start to impale her ass on his cock.
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>>152182740
Being a native and a blonde, white male wouldn't help your case there either. Are Swedish female teenagers known to be as bad about false rape allegations than in the UK/US?

>>152183232
At the middle school a few miles a way, a female teacher got in some shit for having relations with a male student there.
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>>152182740
The solution is to rape them for real so hard they fall in love with your dick.
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>>152184240
>At the middle school a few miles a way, a female teacher got in some shit for having relations with a male student there.
so that's a real rape accusation then?
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>>152184240
I don't think so, all of the examples of false rape I've seen have come from America.

>>152184127
My family, at least my mother's side comes from way up north, and I really like the north so maybe I'll end up somewhere there. We'll see.

Are there teachers still in ME, or is it all done with VIs? Except for jack of course, because her character just screamed teaching material.
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>>152184563
I was going off of memory. It was two students, all confessed after rumors, she worked at the middle school AND high school. The male students were 17.
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>>152185023
>Except for jack of course, because her character just screamed teaching material.
I'm still salty as fuck that Jack ended up being a teacher no matter what, even if I encouraged her to become even more of a cunt during ME2.
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>>152185675
If Bioware felt she had to end up as the leader of a bunch of misfits, why not a bunch of pirates or mercs?
I agree, they didn't think about what Jack would do, they only though about what they wanted her to do and be.
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>>152185023
>all of the examples of false rape I've seen have come from America.
That has probably more to do with your police and your press than anything else, mate.

>>152185675
It's the same with every companion. Bioware can't into character progression in general, so they don't even try to factor in your choices.
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>>152186001
Perhaps.

Anyhow I'll be off for awhile.
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>>152185882
>If Bioware felt she had to end up as the leader of a bunch of misfits, why not a bunch of pirates or mercs?
Become the leader of Major Kyle's group from ME1. If she was more paragon she could have helped them with whatever their problem was, if she was more renegade she could have turned them into a group of pirates.
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>>152186001
if it isn't in the press or gets hushed down then it doesn't exist. have you learned nothing from germany?
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>>152186143
Good luck.
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>Be renegade in ME2
>Make sure Jack is renegade as fuck to
>Come back to ME3 and she isn't under the control of some pimp hustling her pussy for as little as possible
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>>152187498
>>Make sure Jack is renegade as fuck to
to do what?
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>>152187498
>ywn be able to go full renegade on Jack and Miranda argueing and make them sexually please each other while you watch and have a drink
so much wasted potential
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>>152184184
>Ashley rubbing her butt and sexually bullying him

YISSSS
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>>152187874
>ywn run out of credits buying gun mods on Illium and be forced to whore out Jack and Miranda at refueling stations
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>>152188778
Kelly would probably volunteer to help
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>>152191161
Tali takes the ones that are too filthy for the others
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>>152192759
>tali
why not samara?
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going to replay all the games from 1 to 3

is biotic any fun ? last time i played soldier because i liked having all the guns but i'd like to change
if not what other class is fun
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>>152186143
Oh sit it's Eddy!

How are you man, what you been up to?
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>>152195948
>is biotic any fun ?
yes, adept in 1&3 and vanguard in 2&3 are ridiculously overpowered but fun to play, give it a try.
adept in ME1 plays completely different to adept in 2&3, but it's a pretty weak class in 2. in 1 you have insane crowd control, in 3 you work by biotic explosions.

vanguard is just a shotgun class with a few useless biotics in 1, but in 2&3 you get charge, which is fun to play and powerful.

sentinel is boring as fuck in all 3 games
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>>152195948

From what I've played, yes. Since the first game doesn't have global cooldowns, you'll just throw out biotic attack after biotic attack.
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>>152195948
Adept is fun like other anon said. It can really fuck shit it up in the late stages of 1. Though I usually play a Vanguard with singularity as my bonus power so I can have medium armor and a shotgun
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>>152196674
>>152196743
>>152196880
gonna try it i think
thanks anons
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>>152196674
also you can use any gun with any class in ME3 anyway so it's only important what else it brings to the table. sufficiently high tier, weapons become light enough so that you can easily run around with 200% faster power recovery at all times and you don't really use more than 2 guns anyway.
there are levels where you don't fire a single shot if you play adept, even on insanity (which really isn't that hard).
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>>152197391
Insanity is hella easy after ME3 MP. Only thing you gotta watch out for is the Banshee's teleporting to you and latching on.
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>>152197715
>Insanity is hella easy after ME3 MP.
its also easy if you arent a fucking casual scrub
M7+BlackWidow is my preferred choice for dealing with Banshees
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>>152200603
Yea true. I miss my black widow.
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>headshots
I wish
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Any places besides HF, Adult FF and the Kink meme to find stories about the sluts of ME getting dicked?
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>>152204769
Archiveofourown
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>>152204769

The regular Fanfiction.net has some 'mature' stories. There's Archiveofourown.org, too.
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>>152205108
>>152205138
Ah forgot about that. Any others?
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>>152205337

There are a few on Literotica that haven't been posted on those other websites. After that I don't know.
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>>151984468
Empress got definitely the best art.
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>>152206689
looks extremely amateurish to me
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>>152206689
The art and scenarios are top notch, the writing goes a bit overboard with the lewd stuff though. You don't get any downtime at all, it's just too intense for me.
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no dying pls
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There isn't enough Ashley porn
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>>152216407

Not enough Ashley fapfics, either.
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death
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>>152224765
no u
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Crystal has a Zero Suit, now.
I'm going to post those three images.
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>>152227190
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>>152227446

Going to sleep. Goodnight, MEG! Don't die, and don't let the waifu bugs bite.
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>>152227578

Good night.

>>152227446

Oh baby.
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http://orig06.deviantart.net/e87c/f/2016/231/6/d/don_t_waste_water_____and_let_me_join_by_grummel83-daej9xb.png
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>>152186182
That's a good idea.
Makes sense too, in a way.

>>152186940
Thanks.

>>152196549
Tali-ban! Not much, been lurking a whole lot, working weird hours and now looking for a place to live when I start studying to be a teacher. I've been posting at times, but without my trip. I'm glad to see you're still around.


God dammit I thought I posted this, must have been more tired than I though, this was meant to be posted last night.
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>wake up
>femshep still isnt real
why even bother
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>>152240013
>wake up
>shitpost on /meg/

just another day in the life of an autist
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>>152080180
i'm sorry friend my schedule's busy these days but i will try to post more from now on
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before anyone asks here's a link to the full image
http://rule34-data-007.paheal.net/_images/255c81d9aa74c6c7f768451d6d24d372/1117443%20-%20Commander_Shepard%20Kaidan_Alenko%20Mass_Effect.gif?
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>>152080180
>>152245054
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>>152245423
why would anyone ask?
why would anyone want to know?
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>>152245660
clearly people are interested in more kaidanxsheploo (>>152080180)
you just imagine it's a flat-chested futa tomboy
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http://i.imgbox.com/adqohE8K.gif
i love how you can tell they're not just mindlessly rutting like wild animals - they're making love
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http://i.imgbox.com/WMbyEQuD.gif
fapped to this so many times i almost got my hand pregnant Xd
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>>152245447
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>tfw he pulls you in and puts your morning wood to good use
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>>152245447
why would he wait 2 days to samefag?
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>>152251745
i hope you find your femshep :3
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Oh, the autist needs attention from himself again and starts spamming.

Fun times.
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>>152253740
>implying i'm "the autist"
>implying i'm spamming¨
feel free to bump it yourself stupid cocksucker
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>>152253740
>he still thinks its me
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>autist gets banned for nsfw
>kaidan spam miraculously stops
What a coincidence
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>>152254510
no idea what you are talking about
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>>152252941
Is this where they got the idea for those shit-tier formal outfits in DAI?
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>>152211056
Also 5120 orgasms in once scene. Are other games translated yet?
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>>152255480
what
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>tfw he's real but he'll still never love me
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COME BACK
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By the way, you can try out Star Citizen for free until Monday, if anyone's interested.
I tried it during the last free test, but I thought the flying felt really sluggish. Not really used to flight-sims.
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slow day
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>>152265669
Not really, people just aren't posting with your autistic ass spamming this thread full towards the image limit constantly
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>>152265986
shut the fuck up moron, I merely posted 5 pictures today
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>>152266264
no one believes you
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3-D panorama of Mars.
>https://youtu.be/UUweNrpFTwA
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>>152268425
What happens if distilled water is introduced to that land in the amount of several hundreds of gallons?
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>>152269282

It would evaporate, I think. Mars has like one hundredth the atmospheric pressure of Earth.
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>>152269282
why specifically distilled water? just slam a ice comet onto that thing and wait a few thousand years
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>>152270198
If there's enough, could it cause rain? Atmospheric pressure sounds like something that could affect rainfall.
>>152270398
It would be introduced from this planet, and distillation would at least keep unintroduced minerals/bacteria/etc from affecting any research they're doing there. That's how I think it works, I don't really know.
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>>152271429
it doesn't switch to fluid any more. if athmospheric pressure is too low or nonexistent, a few types of matter, including water, skip the fluid state and switch to evaporated state if it's above its melting point.
rain would be fluid, so there should be no rain.
If a significant amount of fluid water is released at once of course, the water would take its time to evaporate, that doesn't happen at once. there is evidence of recent flowing water on mars, probably released after a landslide near a volcano or something.
and as soon as earth or sand or whatever came in contact with distilled water, it wouldn't be "pure" any more.
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>>152272616
Thanks for the explanation. With the distilled water, would it be considered 'pure' enough to not contaminate the mars environment with earth's bacteria and all? I expected it to not be once it's been introduced there.
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>>152274243
just cook it
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>>152227190
>>152227446
>>152227578

Shit, I had totally forgotten to check out her stuff.
>those wedge heels
NOICE

I want to know what the suit smells like. Probably rubber, but still.
Can you feel the body heat of a person through a latex suit? Obviously, there are several thicknesses you can pick when making it, but would the heat generally transfer through the material?

I really, really hope she decides to wear Miranda's outfit by the same latex artisan.
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>>152274243
why dont you want earth's microorganisms on mars if you want to terraform it for humans? seems like the most logical thing to do than have alien microorganisms humans are not used to.
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>>152274243

Destilling the water on an industial scale would kill off any bacteria that can't live in boiling water.
If you want to be extremely sure, you could also try irradiating it enough to kill the toughest of extremophiles. As far as I know, as long as the water doesn't come into contact with the radioactive material, it should stay safe.
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>>152274698
All I can think about is how much my hands sweat in latex gloves and how drenched an entire latex suit would be. You would have to shed it like snake skin.
>>152274724
Eventually, but wouldn't you want to experiment with the reactions to the water with the native fauna and flora first.
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>>152275197
>you could also try irradiating it enough to kill the toughest of extremophiles.
WTF where did you come up with this shit lol. never heard of anthing like that being used to sterilize something

>>152275748
I dont think there is much flora and fauna on a desert planet to begin with m8
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>>152275748

That's not even account for the lube you need to get into the suit, and in her own words, the pools of sweat in the feet parts of the suit.

Also, there are other things that make life difficult on Mars. Not only the lack of water and significant atmosphere, but also the lack of a magnetic field. Mars' core isn't as 'active' as our own. The planet doesn't even have volcanism.
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>>152276179

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_irradiation
While the EU only irradiates things like spices, the US is a-okay with irradiation 'real' food like pork, vegetables, white potatos.
Probably not necessary, though. If the purpose was to bring water to Mars, and any form of bacteria was absolutely unacceptable, you'd just get the water from asteroid mining.

>>152276269
*accounting
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>>152277040
It is generally enough to boil water for a given amount of time to kill everything and halophilic bacteria are so specialized they only survive in this particular kind of enviroment.

on the other hand irradiating actual food sounds scary and dangerous as fuck tbqh
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>>152277495
>irradiating actual food sounds scary and dangerous as fuck

Read the article. It's not.
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>>152277754
>I believe a wikipedia article and not a scientific study
get your retarded ass out of here
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>>152277754
If the majority of food was irradiated at high enough levels to significantly decrease its nutritional content, there would be an increased risk to develop illnesses that are nutritional based if additional steps, such as changes in eating habits, where not taken to mitigate this.[37] Furthermore, for at least 3 studies on cats, the consumption of irradiated food was associated with a loss of tissue in the myelin sheath, leading to reversible paralysis. Researchers suspect that reduced levels of vitamin A and high levels of free radicals may be the cause.[38] This effect is thought to be specific to cats and has not been reproduced in any other animal. To produce these effects the cats were fed solely on food that was irradiated at a dose at least five times higher than the maximum allowable dose.[38]

>safe
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>>152278132
>le wikipedia is completely false meme

And the autist gets disregarded.
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>>152277754
It may seem reasonable to assume that irradiating food might lead to radiation-tolerant strains, similar to the way that strains of bacteria have developed resistance to antibiotics.

shit gets better and better as I read though it, fucking retarded americans again
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>>152278349
kek, go eat your irradiated pork you fat americunt and die miserably of cancer, I am laffing at your incapability to use your brain
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>>152278275

That entire thing is basically "if we irradiate it with huge amounts more than what's currently used, it causes tissue damage!".
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Hi /meg/ How's it hanging?

>>152278690
qt.

>>152274698
That's a very well-made cosplay.
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>>152279747

Andromeda Latex does good stuff.
>this is somehow the wife of a Bioware developer
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>>152279747
Hey Eddy whats up?

Im just getting ready to head out and do some training, you?
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>>152279747

P good. Watching the Star Citizen liveshow from Gamescom.
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>>152280441
Hi there TB.
Not much, relaxing. Seems like I've managed to get a potential place to live, which is nice. A room, but it's a good start. Better than living in a tent or hotel.

What kind of training are you going to do?

>>152280279
Oh baby! That's great. Have they made a quarian cosplay?

>>152280638
Neat. I wonder if star citizen will live up to the hype, they're certainly ambitious.
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>>152280807
Running, jumping, climbing and (If the weather permits) some shooting.
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>>152281151
Sounds fun.
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>>152276269
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v397/n6720/full/397586a0.html
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>>152281410
Yah its a good time with my comrades and not to mention the physical benefits.

Sadly after I came to Canada and obviously had a real diet I let myself go. I wish I had not. But I need to fix that now.
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>>152280807

Consistently starts to look better and better, in my opinion. I like how they're going to fill out the Stanton system before they add more.
More content in every system, instead of having plenty of systems with minimum amounts of content per system.
Planets, space stations, moons, asteroid belts, etc.
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>>152282086
>More content in every system, instead of having plenty of systems with minimum amounts of content per system.
Man I wish more games had a similar attitude. Sandbox games that are enormous, but almost all empty geometry tend to be a bit boring.

>>152282006
I can understand that.
When you were in the removal business, did you and your comrades get regular rations or did you just eat whatever you could forage/scavenge/hunt?
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>>152282086

It looks so goddamn cool.
>https://www.twitch
>.tv/starcitizen
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>>152282723
Thanks for the link.
It looks really great. I find the ships to be pretty hit or miss though, lots of them have too much detail. Stuff like cylinders and grates and stuff just as an exercise in using as many polygons as possible. I prefer angular, simple shapes. Or streamlined ships, like the redeemer or the avenger (I think)
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>>152278967
Is not that the case with most things? Even drinking too much water rapidly can cause hyponatremia.
>>152280807
Is it a guaranteed place?
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>>152282723
How p2w is this game though? With all the ships and stuff they're selling?
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>>152282449
We did get army rations and they made up the bulk of our diets. But, let me be the first to say. Soviet rations are god awful. They may have changed since then but they were so bad sometimes we were constantly scavenging for other food (And quite often tobacco, even if you didnt smoke you could bargain with it) just to liven it up.
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>>152283407
Not yet, she's going to talk to her husband first. But because I contacted them before they could actually advertise that they wanted people I feel I have at least a little bit of a chance.
It's very hard to be optimistic, but I feel it's going the right way at least.
It's a beautiful house, so I hope I get it.

>>152283575
Oh baby. That's a lovely ass.
I wonder how lewd photos of a quarian would look like, would they consider themselves naked if they just remove all the wrappings over the suit. Or do they feel it's not lewd till they remove the suit as well?

>>152283627
Makes sense.
I've been looking at ration review channels at times (I was surprised how many rations have crackers), and they seem to agree with you. Thanks for the info, it's quite interesting.
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>>152283575
post a wiafu then
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>>152284259
Yah, crackers are popular because they keep well, like hardtack.

Anyway Im off to have a shower and head out.

Nice to see you back Eddy, I hope you can help liven this place up.
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>>152280638
but that's already over, isn't it? my brother was there today and bought huge amounts of worthless game shirts again, the stand he bought it from even gave him a bonus shirt, probably because they earned a whole month's sale on him.

no, he didn't get robbed or raped, at least he didn't say so after I asked.
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>>152284580
Gamescom is four days, from thursday till sunday
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>>152284525
That's what I figured. Better stale crackers than nothing at all.
Thanks, have fun out there.

>>152284580
Hi WG.
I've got to say, there are worse game related things one can buy than shirts. I just hope none of them are 'we gamers' style shit, those I don't think anyone could wear with pride.

I've been looking at this:>>152282723
And it seems to be alive and well. Looks pretty neat to be honest.
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>>152284753
I meant the star citizen presentation and the friday opening, because it's 22.47 here.
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>>152283575
would you reply with a lewd photo of your own ?
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>>152274698
Goddamn! The proportions on those tits are true to source material. Who is that? Crystal?
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>>152285623

Yup, she's pretty well-endowed. I think they're implants.
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>>152285075
it was some Alien related stuff (so probably Colonial Marines related or is there a newer alien game?), like "Nostromo", "Weyland-Yutani", "Colonial Marines" (in college handegg style), a "Team Cap" shirt (which is especially cringy), a fucking Hogwarts shirt of all things (it looked small though, I guess he bought it for my mum? maybe that was the free shirt) some shirt that only said "Dreadnought" and had a lineart of some big ship (wew, could it be a dreadnought?) on it, maybe that was from star citizen, I don't know, some huge poster of the star citizen galaxy, which actually looks quite cool and some other shirts I can't remember, only shuffled through them, but it was at least 10.
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What does sex with your waifu look like? Also, who is your waifu?
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>>152285837
oh yeah, a few more mine-craft t-shirts. man those look so horrible, it's like wearing a LEGO shirt
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>>152285837
>some shirt that only said "Dreadnought"
I believe that's one of the new MOBA+capital ship games, I think the other was called fractured space or something. Team cap seems a bit odd, considering the movie is already out, probably loads of them unsold.
I bet Team cap was the free shirt, and he bought the Hogwarts one for mum.
10 shirts? That's quite a lot.
Posters are great though, get a nice frame for it and you're set.

>>152286285
Sweaty flesh, slippery black rubber, gray skin all intertwined. Moving as one, shreds of colourful cloth and disassembled strips of suit littering the floor.
Waifu is female quarian. Not necessarily Tali.

>>152286342
Ugh, talk about an overhyped game, with a fanbase that is garbage.
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>>152286285
Yvonne
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>>152286642
What is quarian bondage like?
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>>152283346
>I find the ships to be pretty hit or miss though

I like that in a way, because then you have ships for every taste.
Check out the Terrapin, I thought it looked really awesome.

>>152283431

Not really sure, 'buying' the ships is all really just about funding the game, so you can still get all the ships, weapons, utilities, etc. by buying them like in Elite.

>>152283575

Oh, goddamn, who's that?

>>152284580

Nah, it started a bit late, then ran for around an hour and a half.
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>>>/gif/9124288
Jack
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>>152286905
>Check out the Terrapin

This one. Just concept art, but still.
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>>152286643
Of course you do, slut.

>>152286965
More like
>>>/gif/9102189
t. Jack
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>>152286824
It's very lewd I'm sure.
Specialized suits made to constrict and hinder. Anchor points integrated alongside emergency copulation ports. Remote controlled nervestim programs, either controlled by a person or a VI that dispenses pleasure or pain if certain conditions are met.
Suit may be flooded with lube, or emptied of air, the mask of course remains livable.

>>152286905
I can agree with that, and it reflects that the many different makers of ships have distinct styles.

>>152287226
I love lander looking stuff like that.
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>>152287317
>Gee, I I really love ruined orgasms and dearly wish for a one right now
maybe that's interesting for an onlooker, but holy shit, why would anyone ever enjoy it done to him?
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AWG, eddrf, you watching Sweden vs Germany right now?
womens' football
halftime coming up
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>>152287581
>I love lander looking stuff like that.

Totally. I love those kinds of thrusters, too. I'm not really sure what to call them, though, I don't think it's vectored thrust. Gimbled, maybe? Anyway, engines like the ones on the V-22 Osprey, but futuristic versions.

I love how massive it looks, too.

>>152287905

Not interested in sports, no.
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>>152287905
it's a nightmare for my eyes and my mind to watch womens footie
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>>152287905
Can't say I am, and probably won't do so. Sport don't interest me at all. Except sailing and skiing, those are pretty neat.

Still, Heja Sverige! and all that.

>>152288553
Gimbaled works I think. Vectored thrust typically means it's just the nozzle that moves, not the whole engine.
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>>152286285

Hot, sweaty, passionate, and intimate. Lots of skin-on-skin contact, kissing, and eye-contact.
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>>152289429
Oh baby!
That picture never ceases to make Ash look like an appealing waifu.
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>>152286285
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>>152281531

Huh. I was sure that I'd heard that it was inactive, that it didn't have any eruptions, at least.
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>>152196674
I used the sentinel class(+ stasis) as my insanity run on ME3. Ignored the tech armour too. I found that with the bonus power, I was OP as anything. I had powers to deal with every enemy. If my biotic explosions didn't wreck them, overload would.
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>>152290438

Absolutely. It looks like something Bioware could make if they spend more time on facial and body animations, at least for very specific cutscenes like that.
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>>152291480
Indeed.
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>>152292159

Here's the full stream.
>https://www.twitch.
>tv/starcitizen/v/84518331
The gameplay starts at around two hours in, if you want to see the atmospheric entry and all that. It's pretty damn cool.
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>>152292519
>atmospheric entry
Min kuk!
Seriously, I absolutely adore reentry effects in media.
Also, thanks!
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I hope I didn't kill the thread.
I'll be off for now, sleep well and dream of qt cyborg waifus.
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>Germany won
>lesbian orgy in the showers now
>Sweden probably doing the same

womens football is so progressive
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>>152294262
you know what'd be cool? if she actually used a cyborg arm but with 5 fingers, that'd have expanded the 3-finger lore of bioware a bit
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>>152294642
>one arm with three fingers, another with five

That must feel so fucked up to learn. Like if Shepard had a prosthetic arm with two thumbs.
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>>152294642
Considering how common 5 fingered cybernetics must be, the asari being the most numerous and influential species and all. It'd make sense for a destitute quarian to buy an asari prosthetic, maybe a cheap knockoff with a tacky pattern engraved in the neo-plast casing. Something that still works after several rolls of duct tape, pirated control software and a brief encounter with a shotgun slug.
Then when she returns, and gets a new three fingered arm as a return present. She feels it's not a gain, but a loss. Even though the joints are better, and the bundles of synthmuscle not that dreadful blue colour. She goes looking for her old arm, and finds it in the recycling center. It feels like being reunited with a long lost friend when she reattaches it to the socket in her shoulder. It just feels right.

She soon wins the 'carry many small objects at once' competition held annually aboard the rayya.

>>152294410
Awww.. It's a shame we lost. At least in the showers, everyone is a winner.
Except for the cleaning lady.
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>>152294262
'Night.
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This is Prey, apparently.
>https://youtu.be/8HHxZ8KmTAk
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I'm having pretty fun with NMS, guys, it's planetary exploration done right. No waifus in sight though.
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>>152299134
Looks cool, hope it isn't 2spooky

>>152299509
>it's planetary exploration done right
Haha, no it isn't. It's a shitty minecraft in a terribly designed space without the building aspect.
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>>152286285
The first time is awkward. Finish waaay too fast but its ok because she does too. Thank god quarians haven't touched anyone since they were kids.
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>>152298813
>tfw no qt waifu to protect/be protected by from husks.
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>>152298813
>no counter-moves like in MGS5

I think it's really shitty that they not only have insta-kills in a supposed RPG, but also neglect to give us a counter-move.
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>>152301276
>literally trying to slit the main character with the blunt side of the machete so that he is in no danger of getting injured
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>>152298813
is that from MP?
I've never really seen a husk still having armor stuff on
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>>152299658
It's not like minecraft at all, I don't think you've even tried it.
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>>152305030
that gets parrotted by anyone (on /v/) who has never played it
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>>152305030
>>152306934
Yes it is. It's just shitty resource gathering the game. With now and then an enemy. And all of that on ugly planets who all pretty much look like the same rockplanets with a different colour or slightly different flora. That's it.

Oh and you can also sell your resources. What a great game...

It's honestly not even trying to be a decent space game really.
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>>152306934
its the scam of the year, blatantly lying about content and cherry picked promo material. literal EA tier spore clone, maybe even worse
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>>152287706
That's not what's going on in that gif, though. Have you never seen the words prostate and orgasm together?
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>>152309617
was referring to the thread in general which is called "Ruined orgasm / Femdom milking"
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>>152310192
>"Ruined orgasm / Femdom milking"
"""""""""""people""""""""""" exist that jerk off to this
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>>152310687
I know right? it's crazy to think there are people wasting their time with it when they could instead fap to futa
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>>152310775
you are just a retarded faggot kek
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>>152310775
When you worship the feminine penis, are the balls part of that too?
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>>152311430
>skipping the balls

Is she even your waifu?
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>>152311427
>falling for the obvious bait
sign of being on the autism-spectrum
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>>152312265
>I was merely pretending
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>>152312569
>I
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>>152280279
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>tfw no retro EDI
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>>152315310
>sharp knees and elbows
disgusting!
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>>152311430
The balls is the most succulent part of the waifu, you need to carefully juggle them with your tongue.
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>>152318060
what if they are unjuggable with the tongue due to their size?
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>>152308237
I guess the Mako sections of ME1 was a Minecraft clone too then.

NMS is honestly the best game I've played this year, the resource gathering is just there to feed into the exploration. The art direction is pretty amazing.
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>>152318625
Then you need to lovingly worship each one separately, first gently planting kisses all over them and then licking and ending with soft suckling. You also need to pause and work your way up to her huge shaft or lewd ass every now and then to give her extra pleasure. You know you're done worshipping her virile balls when she grabs you by the hair, places her thick cock over your face and then starts slapping you with it.
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>>152315496
Would have been too classy.
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>>152319345
which waifu is that?
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>>152321615
Probably Miranda or one of the more dominant Asari.
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>>152321754
>virile balls
definitely not miranda
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>>152318643
>NMS is honestly the best game I've played this year
You've probably only played with yourself this year then. Because that's some fucking low standards. The game is total shit.

>>152321615
Samara, no doubt about it
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>>152323186
Name a better game.
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>>152323370
Doom, Total War, Monster Hunter, Banner Saga, even Overwatch. Pretty much everything is better than that broken scam of a game.

Now go to bed or start fixing your game, Sean.
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>>152323867
>Doom, Total War, Monster Hunter, Banner Saga, even Overwatch.
Thanks for supporting my argument.
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>>152324087
>>152323370
Mate, fucking pokemon go is a better game than no man's sky.
You seriously have to surpass the autism levels of the femshep and kaidan poster to defend that terrible piece of repetitive shit.
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>>152326187
>>152323867
Don't bother, NMS fanboys are worse than Undertale fans.
They'll defend Sean Murray's farts till the end of time, no matter how much he lies in their faces.

>>152315496
They couldn't find a way to put a cameltoe on that design, so they went with their current model.
I'd really love to see a more retro sci-fi game though, or something in the style of Alien or Blade Runner.
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>>152326187
>Stop liking what I don't like!!1!
How about I don't? NMS is way less repetitive than say Nu-Doom or Mass Effect actually, which doesn't say much but there you go.
>>152326681
I don't see how Sean is relevant at all.
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>>152343915
I don't know why but I fucking hate this
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>>152344963
Because it presents everything tumblr?
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>>152343915
tumblrfags have this useless talent to make everthing more ugly than it originally was
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>>152344963
Me too.
The shitty animation, the lip syncing that doesn't match. And the ugly person. It looks less like she's talking and more like she's trying to show off her gums, while bobbing her head all over.
I feel the artist could use more practice, a moving head might be too much for him/her
>tumblr
Zir/x{yzself as yet.

>>152347093
Indeed.
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>>152328651
>NMS is way less repetitive than say Nu-Doom or Mass Effect actually
Yeah, no. Its just constant mining on terribly designed planets. It's why procedurally generated shit doesn't work, everything just becomes ugly, messy and Spore-like.

No man's sky is one of the most shallow games I've ever played. It pretends to be a lot of stuff, but in the end it's just a really boring mining game.
Like for example you've got "pirates" who scan your cargo (which you've mined of course) and then attack you to steal it. Only they never steal it. Even if you die there's literally no consequences. you go back to where they shot you down and all your cargo is still there waiting for you to pick it up.

And that's how the whole game is. It boasts about unique planets, but in practice they're all the same. Some are a bit more red, some a bit more white, but all of them have you gather resources. Sometimes to fight the hazardous environments which are all the same except for the name. It doesn't really matter, cause you keep doing the same thing. It's like how borderlands has millions of unique weapons where you can't see the difference.

And then you go on mining stuff to sell stuff to travel further to mine more stuff. It's just a shallow, uninspired, boring and ugly scam with useless and boring "exploration".
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>>152320126

Man, it would've been so awesome. It would fit the retro feel of Mass Effect (1), but also clash in a cool way.
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Does anyone an image of a black shepard with Ashley bruised in hospital?
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>>152349619
You keep saying it is boring and ugly but I simply don't find it true, I agree that it's not particularly deep but very few games are anyway. I mean just take the games this general is about, doesn't get much more casual than that. The planets really do feel different, the aliens come in a wide range of types, the exploration is fun. There is a story and lore to discover, there are things to find.

Maybe you don't like exploring but I do.
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>>152315808

Grummel82?
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>>152351574
>The planets really do feel different
They aren't. They're all the same with a different colour. You especially notice that when entering orbit, there's suddenly pop ups everywhere that make it seem a bit different, but it remains mostly the same planet. There are no gas giants, only one copy paste space station, no planets without resources etc.

>the aliens come in a wide range of types
Yeah, pretty much all spore-like aliens that are ugly as fuck and don't make any sense whatsoever.

>There is a story and lore to discover, there are things to find.
Fucking DA Inquisition had more and better lore and things to discover.

It's just a bad game. In every aspect. Just because you like cutting yourself doesn't make it a good practice.

And mass effect has more depth than no man's sky. Just the fact that the ME universe and its planets actually make sense already makes it better. Just the fact that you can change and upgrade your gear, or that (some) choices have consequences already give it more depth.
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>>152351574
>There is a story and lore to discover, there are things to find.
Even Mario Kart has that. Pretty much every game has that. That doesn't really make the exploration good. The fact that none of it is handcrafted, and everything is just random nonsense makes the exploration pretty terrible even.

>>152350394
What?
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>>152353527
Not that guy but I can't imagine a game much more shallow than Mass Effect, it's very basic even for an aimpointandshooty with chest-high-walls. I also doubt any game could be less fun to play than DAI, talk about dull. I'd rather eat out a horse's asshole than to play that turd again.
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>>152354825
Then you probably didn't play NMS
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>>152351574
>NMS drones actually believe this
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>>152355445
It's factually true.
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>>152355595
NMS is the biggest scam of the year and xou fell for it and now search desperatly for an excuse to justify the wasted 60 dollars. I pity you, you poor naive plebeian.
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>>152355832
Says the person posting Overwatch reaction images
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>>152355832
In what way is it a scam exactly? I don't really care at all about the implied multiplayer that they had to drop before release, it was never really explicitly mentioned anyway. It's one of the most atmospheric games I've played in years, if that's a scam then I hope Andromeda is a scam too.
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>>152356138
>it was never really explicitly mentioned anyway
Yes it was. Multiple times. Just like a lot of other stuff.
And it wasn't just "dropped before release", it was never in there to begin with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuz3WETd4ug
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>>152356338
>And it wasn't just "dropped before release", it was never in there to begin with.
That's the same thing, they wanted to implement some kind of dark souls/journey like multiplayer system but couldn't make it work. I don't like that sort of stuff anyway so I'm glad it didn't make it to the final game.
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>>152356480
Ah, we've arrived at the usual fanboy responses. "I didn't like it anyway, so I'm glad it didn't get in and others who did like it also can't have it!"

He's a lying sack of shit mate, promising stuff weeks before launch he very well knew wasn't in the actual game. It's a scam, and you defending and protecting it is both pathetic and hilarious
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>>152356701
I'm not really defending it, just saying I really don't give a shit about the hype nor the pipedream of an immense space MMO where you can do anything that some people for reasons unknown to me thought NMS was going to be. That's the shit Starcitizen is selling. I simply wanted Space Engine with gameplay and more content and I got that, not sure why you're so mad because I'm having fun with it.
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>>152356947
Addendum:
I was never hyped for this game, only bought it after it was confirmed to be single player.
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>>152356947
>that some people for reasons unknown to me thought NMS was going to be
No one thought it was going to be an MMO, but Sean Murray straight up said you could play with friends if you met. Mutliple times. From literally saying it like that to vague statements like "you only know what you look like when someone else sees you" and other stuff like that.

>not sure why you're so mad because I'm having fun with it
No one is mad, people are just laughing at your pathetic fanboyism of one of the worst games and scams to be released in years
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>>152356701
It doesn't look like he feels scammed, guy
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>>152357173
This is >stop liking what I don't like< the post
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>>152357380
This is >I'm a huge fanboy in denial< the post
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>>152357531
I didn't buy it

You're acting like a jackass because someone else bought a game you don't like with their own money
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>>152357264
Doesn't mean the game isn't a scam though

>>152357720
Seems more like he's "acting like a jackass" because that guy is denying how much of a scam the game is by pretending Sean Murray didn't lie about almost everything
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>>152357720
I don't care if he bought it, I'm only responding to the "I don't know why people thought it was going to be multiplayer" and "he never explicitly said it was going to be multiplayer" nonsense that he's spouting.
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Someone make a new thread without No Man's Sky nonsense please. This game and general is already bad enough without the shit game making it worse
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>>152357943
Ok then it's a scam

Are we watching the same conversation?
The guy who bought the game said he didn't give a shit about all the other stuff and just wanted
>Space Engine with gameplay and more content and I got that

That's not fanboying
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>>152358617
It's not even comparable to Space Engine though. At most it's an ugly arcade version of that.
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>>152358721
Do you know how perception and opinions works?
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>>152358721
It had to be made less simulationist than SE in order to be made into a game. SE doesn't have to use any memory for gameplay or any real content so it can be quite realistic. I doubt you will find any game closer to space engine than NMS. It also had to work on consoles. In ME3 memory limitations made them remove the player's ability to holster their guns and that was just a corridor shooter, imagine the tricks you have to use to make an procedurally generated open world on that scale work.
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>>152359029
Do you know how facts and opinions work?
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>>152359131
>It had to be made less simulationist than SE in order to be made into a game
And yet a few weeks ago the devs were talking about how there would be a day/night system because planets went around suns.

And pretty much every space game is closer to Space Engine than NMS. Elite Dangerous for instance.
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>>152359143
Facts: what was promised was not put in the game

Opinion: the game is shit because of that

Opinion: getting what you want out of the game regardless of the broken promises

Fact: you don't want to accept he doesn't like what you like
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>>152359351
Fact: No Man's Sky is nothing like SE
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Alright, niggers, enough off-topic for now. How about a Mass Effect CYOA? Anyone interested?
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>>152359351
>Opinion: the game is shit because of that
It's actually a fact that the game is shit, seeing as it's broken beyond belief. It's an opinion whether or not you like shit

>>152359530
Not in this dying thread at least
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>>152359347
There are day/night cycles. As for Elite that's not really the same thing at all, there's no real planetary exploration in it.
>>152359582
>It's actually a fact that the game is shit
That's not how facts work, anon. The game works fine, it's a finished game which is pretty rare these days.
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>>152359582
Make a new one then, I have a pretty neat concept I'd like to try out.
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>>152359785
>The game works fine, it's a finished game which is pretty rare these days
Now I'm really doubting if you're getting paid for this
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>>152359473
He might perceive similarities that you don't though

>>152359582
Also an opinion. Just accept that people will pay for things and like them whether or not you think it's a bad idea
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>>152359530

Sure thing.
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>>152360031
He's just doing it for free. Just have a look at the NMS reddit, shit's hilarious. They're like those Bioware fanboys who were desperate to defend the original ending
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>>152359785
>defending a trashy walking simulator this rigorosly
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>>152360169
>playing a shit game just because you payed for it
Toppest kek
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>>152360468
The original ending isn't that different from the extended cut, the biggest problem with it was that it tried to explain too much. Should just have ended after Anderson died and not bothered with the star kid.
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