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Sex with dead bread!
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left to make burg and thread died
guess we really are dead
I miss you guys, come back
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>>151783940
we're back!
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I hit a wall, I never fell so low, so low
Like a waterfall, my tears dropped to the floor, the floor
They left a swimming pool of salted thoughts, thoughts
Oh, what could I do to change my rank?
Nothing

I'm bracing for the pain and I am letting go
I'm using all my strength to get out of this hole

I hit a wall, I thought that I would hurt myself
Oh I was sure, my plays would leave them unconscious
And on the floor they'd be lying cold, lifeless
But I hit a wall, I hit 'em all, watch the fall
You're just another squid and I'm a splattershot
You're just another squid and I'm a splattershot
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Good morning Squids! Shame about the last thread. But it's ink under the bridge; who wants to play some games today?
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>>151786025

Not a fan of zones and it's late/too early in England
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>>151786149
>tfw stayed up to watch the Murray match
>kinda want to play sz pit, but really tired
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>>151786149
That's fine, I'm looking to play today, not right now. I'll happily wait until rotation.
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If a teammate passes you bubble and you have a bunch of special duration, does the passed bubble last longer?
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>>151784351
No you don't
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>thread actually died
this is the second time, isn't it? ;_;
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>>151786505
Good question. I thought it only lasted as long as their Bubbler did, or until you went too far away from them.
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>>151786025
i'm down to play! piranha zones can be fun.
might not stick around for the rotation, though. as much as i love rainmaker, i don't really like either of the maps.
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>>151786505

Nope and it lasts even shorter when shared

>>151786519

/ink/ is dead and people don't have the talent to have meaningful discussions about the actual game. Heck even shouting Salt poster is AWOL
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>>151786842
>Heck even shouting Salt poster is AWOL
Good. I tried filtering allcaps posts, and then he just started using a single lowercase letter to get around it.
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>>151786505
If all my Teammates equip Tenacity and I jump into the water at the start of the match, will they all get Special boosts?
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>>151786842
>even shouting Salt poster is AWOL
thank god, that fucker was annoying
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>>151787014
I wanna try this. What would be the best Special to spam? Triple Bubbler? Triple Inkzooka? Three Inkstrikes on the zone(s)?
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>>151787014
Probably, but it wouldn't be much since you spawn faster when killing yourself.
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>>151787842
i miss nose, wonder if the discord was really that great to leave this place forever
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>>151788328
They did not join any of the discords
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>>151788328
It's not hard to be much better than /ink/ at this point, even if they did join a Discord.
You're not exactly helping.
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general what's new
general someone still loves you
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GET THE GODDAMN BEACONS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>you look delicious!!
um, wrong time, callie
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>>151785674
Can't tell what song this is
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>>151792331
This is a remarkably confident bit of art. You could imagine a kids' picture book done in the style.
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>>151793526
>THERE ARE TERRORISTS IN MY ALLEYWAY!
>By Dr Seuss
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>>151791829
Wikipedia:
>Unlike most other squid species, Bigfin Reef Squids are rarely cannibalistic.
You're safe Squiddo.
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i'm particularly glad that love won over money. it might not have won popularity, but it still means something.
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>>151795537
you couldn't pay for victories back then, now we have splathax so nothing really matters anymore
Love would lose if they had a rematch now, even outside japan, it's due to Callie being a loser for all time
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>>151795794
autism
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>>151795794
Anon, you can't use Splathax to win matches. Just change your abilities or do client-side shit, unless you want a big fat ban.
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>>151795537
Love never fails.
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>>151796183
it almost did in that splatfest
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>>151796316
And yet, it didn't.
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Sex with bum!

bumnuggler has officially lost his v-card with another /ink/er.

stay fresh, squiddos.
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>>151796605
>splatoon tshirt
cringe
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SPLAT ROLLERS ARE BROKEN
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>>151796605
how is this splatoon related? who is bumnuggler?
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Reminder that Bum is a shit bloke and a SHIT sculptor
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>>151797493
where did you get this because hot damn
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>>151797493
Did he really make that? You'd think he'd post some WIPs of that, but then again he rarely ever posts about his sculptures anymore.
He probably needed a little help psychologically but damn was he good at it. I salute him for putting so much work into his craft, especially when he won't exactly be able to impress most regular people with it.
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>>151797031
bum was well known here because he had the best internet connection in whole Antarctica, like 0.2mbps

>>151797493
not really a fan of that theme but those are some nice sculptures
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>>151797917
Of course he didn't, that's a Japanese sculpture
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>>151798220
Oh, duh. I was a little weary because I didn't think even he was that good, but I thought lewd sculpting was a bit niche so I assumed.
Just makes me really want a source.
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>>151797493
>shit bloke
this is honestly true. he's completely unlikeable.
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>>151797986
What theme?
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why is callie with food (particularly eating it) so damn cute???
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>>151800207
What else do you do with food
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>>151800282
i mean in the process of eating it, not just sitting there with the food pre-snack.
because her just holding food is cute for some reason.
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>>151800282
cook it, shit in it, store it in your pockets for convenience
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>>151800475
you're not one of those vorefags are you?
but i think it's really just her dumb smile, a smile that only can be achieved by a low IQ, maybe feral, squid
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There's something about girls with sharp teeth
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>>151801076
>callie is making the 'peace' sign
>marie is making the 'up yours' sign
perfect
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>>151801189
>marie is making the 'up yours' sign
it means "victory"
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>Let's go play some video games, anon!
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>>151801339
callie is making the victory sign, other way around is an insult
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>>151801401
>Nah just kidding, I want you to fuck me in my butt.
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>>151801428
not everyone is british anon
>>151801401
>>151801543
um, interesting posts
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>>151801647
Marie is clearly making gang signs, the Ancho-Vs
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though probably a result of engrish, callie gives some resounding advice nonetheless
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A crossover made in heaven
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>>151802567
Super Kraken God Super Kraken sounds like a nice special for spla2n
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tokimeki bomb rush has the cutest singing
po-re po-re po-re po-re
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>>151797493
Better than that blogging faggot cuteanon tbpfhwyf
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>>151803814
Why do you hate content creators so much?
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>>151797493
Reminder that he's had sex with a girl he met on the internet, and you never will.
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If squid hair is tentacles then are squid eyebrows small underdeveloped fetus tentacles
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i thought that the rematch fest was a waste of time, and a copout, but the winner changed. so i guess in the end it was just a copout.
poor callie. can't win them all, i guess...
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>>151803862
I don't. I love bum
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>>151797493
source?
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>>151805046
Callie won my heart
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>>151807213
mine too
no wonder she was team love
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octo a shit
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>>151808789
Stop, don't bully people
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>>151809026
Octolings aren't people.
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>88 posts
>18 posters
this is getting sort of sad tbqh
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>>151809026
you're not people fuck off
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>>151809530
we should move to /nintyg/ where actually games have threads with real people
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>>151809608
I'm still all for it. Nobody else will want to leave though.
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>>151809676
we all left ages ago, you are the one not leaving, that's why there is only 18 posters here
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>>151805046
>Loses one (1) Splatfest
>Acts like it's the end of the world
You deserved your loss at the finale.
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>>151809757
They didn't leave to /nintyg/, that's for sure.
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>>151809787
>>Loses one (1) Splatfest
>>Acts like it's the end of the world
...Marie?
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>>151809905
Callie isn't Marie.
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>>151810001
You are correct. Which is why Callie doesn't end like losing a Splatfest is the end of the world.
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>>151810001
Callie is dead and fired for losing and that's why she isn't Marie, you can't lose as an idol or you will damage the public image
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>>151810165
Good thing she isn't an idol then
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>>151810165
by that logic, wouldnt Marie be dead too since she had that 6 losing streak?
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Stop
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>>151810440
She didn't lose, the topic lost, the final splatfest was to see which idol would be fed to rabid octarians, Callie lost, Marie won, Marie continues on to spla2n to stomp out the next idol, Callie is dashed upon the stones
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>>151808002
She was Team Love because she adores and forgives all people, except for Octarians because they are not people and deserve everything that comes to them.
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>>151810735
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>>151810735
good post
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>>151810660
You sound an awful lot like that furious Calliefag from minutes before the final results were anounced
You weren't doing some falseflagging, weren't you?
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>>151810962
Obviously. Now he gets to say that "Calliefags were meaner >:("
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>>151810957
Why is her mouth so tiny?
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>>151811051
but they were, anon, i'd never experienced such savagery as team Callie during splatfest
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>>151811210
because callie won in america
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kind of lewd
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>>151811441
>hey little guys
>if you do that again I'll feed you to the cat outside
>clear~?
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>>151811441
Does the artist accept follow requests now? I need to get all his pictures
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revenge
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>>151811709
their pictures aren't even that good
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>>151811791
Marie just moved up ten spaces on my best girl chart
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>>151811709
you mean all of her pictures?
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>>151811957
No
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>>151811957
Where is the proofs
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>>151812242
their description
>My name is Namaniku - A girl's drawing account - I don't play Splatoon
女の子 means girl/young woman, look it up
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>>151811510
>>151812519
Lucky you that she follows you
How did you make it? Most people i asked to follow her are blocked by the next day
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>>151812519
They're like the drawanon we never had
They even draw things I imagine /ink/ would request
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>>151812519
hold on a second i just realized i'm actually just the stupidest person on earth
that probably means it's their account they use for posting drawings of girls
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>>151811957
All, even the porn ones,i like her styke
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ok this confirms it, their pixiv account just says sex: female
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14924933
whatever
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>>151812616
Unless they've uploaded a picture of themselves, you never know
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>>151812748
>
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>>151812748
Sex with females!
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>>151812925
no
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>>151813082
Sex BETWEEN females?
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>>151813170
yuri is gross and only appeals to men with gender dysphoria and adolescent boys
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>>151813170
>>151812925
Do an imgur of all of her art please
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>>151813225
The only people it doesn't appeal to are jealous
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>>151813390
incest is gross anon
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>>151813258
I can post what I've got, but my computer is updating itself. Could you wait ten-twenty hours/days?
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>>151813258
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=14924933
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>>151813442
Only when boys are involved
'Lesbian incest' is redundant, nothing is penetrating anything so there aren't any problems
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>>151813623
i'd literally rather listen to a /tv/ cunnyposter talk than you right now
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>>151813442
>tfw despise incest, think it's a horrible fetish
>tfw love callie x marie anyway
it's just too good
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>>151813714
Go on then, have fun
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>>151813225
I never thought that watching females having sex as deviant behavior, more like a power fantasy
>you are watching 2 females naked, sweating, grinding each other, getting wet
>in your mind they are just waiting for you to impregnate both of them
this is the most I can do to objectify a fetish, but I could be wrong
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>>151813749
it's not fun, it's just less disgusting because at least on some level they understand they're gross and fucked up and just hiding behind shitposting
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>>151813609
The porn ones aint posted there, but in her twitter
>>151812519
Heres where the lewds are at
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>>151813729
Well they're only cousins aren't they, that shits fully legal in some places, like Japan
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>>151813823
not lesbians anon, yuri, there's nothing wrong with actual lesbians

people pairing fictional characters together in lesbian relationships is not the same thing
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>>151813848
you know you love it
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>>151813823
>wanting to impregnate
>wanting offspring
you fucked up
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>>151814141
well sexuality at the end is driven by instinct
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>>151814170
Lust is best fetish.
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>>151814367
yes
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Just the sweetest things.
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squib!
why are they always so nervous
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>>151814628
they heard there was a squid diddler hanging around /ink/
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>>151814628
Because they can't git gud at being humans. It takes them fourteen years to perfect their human forms, while others sort that shit out straight away.
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>>151813480
Why so much time?
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>>151813258
i will see about it anon
you won't be missing much though, nearly everything before a certain point is just on their pixiv with a few exceptions
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>>151815475
Post the exceptions, and the most erotic ones
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>>151815640
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>>151815702
Why do Octofags have to go and ruin a perfectly good thing?
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>>151815775
it was the octofriend that caused "goodnight Annie" to come around, so it's ok
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>>151815985
But Anniefags are fucking cancer too
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>>151813258
>>151815672
http://imgur.com/a/SLRuk

Here's what I have, sorry if there are any duplicates.
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>>151816670
>only one lewd
>it's the last image
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>>151817217
Sorry champ, they don't do any actual porn.
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>>151817484
id be fine if it was of best girl instead of dog
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>>151817217
cute
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>>151816670
Ive seen most of these, and feel some repeated but still very nice, thank you for posting it
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>>151817531
But anon, the last picture is of Marie, not Annie.
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>>151817738
annie doesn't have a wan wan r34 image
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>>151816670
>that pic in which someone is touching Callies puffy dress
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>>151818001
they're shorts, are you blind?
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>>151818141
They're called rompers
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>>151818892
I'll fuckin romp you if you ever reply to me like that again
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>>151816670
i-im sure it will grow back callie
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>>151819761
well she's made of ink
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>>151819761
good thing squids can regrow their tentacles
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>>151820215
Doesn't mean much
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>>151788328
shh
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>>151824110
don't be that guy
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>>151824110
Lewd
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good night /ink/

i love you
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>>151825272
Jokes on you, nobody loves me
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>>151825323
I do
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>>151825748
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>>151825323
we love you anon!
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>>151792503

Rihanna - Sledgehammer
https://youtu.be/BXhIT4MpRis
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>>151825323

But you're awesome, anon!
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>>151825929
I really really want to touch a squidbeak
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>>151825323
I want to cum on anon's keyboard
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>>151828841
I want to cum on anon
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Can anyone tell me the name of the song that plays in the background of splatoon.ink?
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>>151829708
Maritime Memory, the song that plays during the credits.
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>>151829784
Thanks!
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>>151829708
darude - sandstorm
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so anons, lets talk about small things that'd be fun to have in splatoon
>photobooth
>dress your squid, choose an ink colour and a pose
>take purikura style photos and put them on miiverse
>possibly pose with your squad?
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>>151833417
Balloon Battle as a properly-expanded mode. It's like a better version of Splat Zones.
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>>151833417
Just open up the ability to have friends meet up in the same lobby, add some emotes and poses, take selfies, fuck around, fun times for all.
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>>151833417

>You can make your squid dance during Splatfests
>You can easily find people you recently played with in the plaza rather than directly outside the lobby immediately after a match
>Selfies are much easier to take
>you can take screenshots of the winning/losing screen
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>>151833417
On a practical standpoint, have nametags appear above allies heads during battle.
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>>151834486
how the fuck haven't they at least added this as an option yet
i know you can tell them apart from the gear but still
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>>151834486
This is already a thing.
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Disruptor + Bubbler (Heavy Depletion)
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>>151836409
I really want every other weapon in the game to get a third kit.
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>>151836556

Splattershot has 3 kits and 5 skins
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>>151836772
I didn't mean Splattershot, specifically. I just want the Squelchers to get a bit more love.
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>>151836818
Why? Stock Dual Squelcher is already the finest weapon in the game.
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>>151837049
It's worse than the Pro in every way except for Echo.
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>>151837151
It can fire continuously for more than five seconds, and actually has some ink left after throwing a single Splat Bomb. That alone makes it miles better than the SSP.
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>>151837352
Sub Saver fixes that entirely. You can fire more continuously, but the Dual takes more shots to kill anyway.
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>>151837445
Yeah, so? Coupled with an instant-refill in the form of Echo, the Dual Squelcher does a better job at area denial and suppression than the Hydra. Splats aren't everything.
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>>151837872
If instant refills matter so much, then the Berry does an even better job than the Dual, since it charges Bomb Rush faster than a Dual can Echo. It also reaches out farther.
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>>151837976
Bomb rush is shit though. All it does is give your enemies fresh ground to charge their specials with.
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>>151838746
The point is that it gives you a free refill and charges faster than Echo.
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>>151838746

If you time it poorly maybe but if you're in some kind of chokepoint then you can halt an enemies advance or push forward by littering the area with bombs.

Burst bomb rush is only good for killing though IMO
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>>151839029
It's good for painting after the buffed how much Burst Bombs paint.
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>>151838959
That isn't enough to stop the SSP from being garbage compared to the Dual Squelcher. TTK's and Special roles don't mean shit when you need to invest your whole loadout to Ink savers to make your gun remotely usable.
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>>151840606
>invest your whole loadout
One main of sub saver and 3 subs of recovery do the trick for me. The rest I put into damage and swim speed.
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>>151804263
No, because I'm able to talk to girls in real life.
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>>151838746
>Bomb Rush
>Shit
>Especially Suction Bomb flavored Rush
Mate
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>>151842997
erotic
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>>151783940
Looks like the testfire is back
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/765217925913391104
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>>151844248
Fuck yeah, would be great to bully squibs once again!
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>>151844248
Since /ink/ is dead, I'll just bully the squibs instead.
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>>151844312

I'll defend them from bullies!
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>>151844927
But you'll add to the problem because you can't distinguish the bullies from the squibs, and in turn you become the bully :^)
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>>151844248
>yfw there's no actual squibs and just shitters trying to bully
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>>151844985
>you can't distinguish the bullies from the squibs
anon...
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>>151845102
>mfw everybody bullies everybody but the squibs
Squibs are saved! ;_;
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>>151844248
what does this mean
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>>151845339
Squib-bullying time is what it means.
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What the FUCK is a Squib
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poor callie
>>151845537
NO!!!!!!
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>>151845537
i don't want to
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>>151845339
Bully
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poor marie
maybe they are crying with each other
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>>151845876
I don't think she looks sad, just super duper horny
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>>151841006
fire emoji
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cute!
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DOCKING PHASE INITIATE
holy shit this is lewd
>"this kind of dual sex seems like its final form"
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>>151846451
i always find it weird when artists who ship the squid sisters draw them in their youth
its like theyre saying "see these two cute kids, theyre gonna fuck each others brains out when theyre older"
thats a bit unsettling
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>>151847218
congratulations, now youre stuck
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>>151847313
anon, people in relationships were in fact still children at one point.
it's no one's fault but yours you associate children with sex.
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>>151847582
but you know, to see them draw both cute young squid sisters and adult squid sisters fucking like rabbits
its awkward juxtaposition, thats all
stop projecting you sicko
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>>151847313
Pretty sure you're the only one who thinks that, anon. Weirdo.
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>>151847960
fuck you nigger
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hatplay?
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>>151847582
>>151847960
kill yourselves
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fuck /ink/
nothing but degenerates and pedophiles
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shit thread fuck you all
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but this is what you really wanted, wasn't it
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>Breaking Splatoon news
>Possibly the last big news ever
>/ink/ still can't bring itself to do anything besides discuss tired waifus and post bad art
Pottery.
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>>151848932
What news?
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>>151848932
Okay, we'll discuss it then.
Why do you think Nintendo chose now of all times? On one hand, it could be that the sales are getting particularly slow, and Nintendo wants to use a Testfire to boost them up. But it's also possible that Nintendo noticed that Splatoon is still popular, and wants even more sales.
I wonder if they ever anticipated to hold any of the Testfires except for the pre-launch ones.
But honestly, there's not much to discuss about Testfires. Most of us have the game, after all.
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>>151848315
Oh, but when Callie does it she's a lewd n pure little princess, when Marie does it she's a 'slut'. Faggot.
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>>151849227
ok, fine
hatprincess
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>>151849219
You're missing it. Officially one third of Wii U owners also own Splatoon. It's already a titan on the console. This can only mean they're trying to rally as large a fanbase as they can muster before moving to the next step in the game's series. This could very well be a ploy leading up to a sequel. Why else would they release a free demo for a game that's a year old?
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>>151847445
Lord knows how they untangle themselves after. They no doubt get a killer orgasm out of it though.
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>>151849534
They did one of these a few months ago.
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playing with ink!
wish they did more fully colored art, it looks nice
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>>151850169
I should play with /ink/ more.
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>>151850248
wanna squad?
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>>151850527
No.
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>>151846451
Post then all in a imgur please
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I hope my favorite girl shows up in Spla2n
She needs more art and an actual official name
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>>151848854
marie take that beachball out from your dress you infertile cow
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>>151850834
literally who
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today's japanese mimetic word is "mocchiri". it refers to a texture that is puffy, soft and stretchy, like this kirby pillow.
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>>151850823
>>151848854
>>151848315
>>151848168
>>151847218
>>151845876
More like these, in a imgur
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>>151851102
ABXY's singer
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i absolutely refuse to upload the next picture, which is of marie laying firefly squid eggs. i'm not going to save it, let alone upload it.
the artist prior posted a picture of them googling firefly squid eggs, which begs the question:
did they have the idea first and google it as a reference, or google it out of curiosity and get the idea from the picture?
which is worse?
https://twitter.com/namaniku_jin/status/615477563998089216

>>151850823
patience, anon.
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>>151814170
>saliva fetish
Surprised they haven't drawn X yet, since drooling is her main feature.
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>>151851410
We can't see the private conversation anyway. Put it on an Imgur, you can't just seize curiosity like that.
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>>151851628
oh yeah. i forgot about that.
sure.
http://i.imgur.com/RBwxSbn.jpg
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>>151851410
We cant see it, is private
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>>151851779
Ew. Thanks.
If it's any consolation we can safely assume Inklings give live birth instead of primitively laying eggs, on an account of them having a belly button suggests an umbilical cord.
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>>151851410
>>151851779
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>>151851410
>>151851779
while we're on the subject of weird splatoon art, what's the weirdest everyone has seen?
hardmode: no guro abxy
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>>151852383
this is up there but not the worst
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>>151852383
probably that one doujin with Spyke and the girl inkling
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>>151852383
callie and marie peeing on each other
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>>151852536
more like this please
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Post suction cups!
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>>151853527
That doesn't look hot, that looks painful. That'd be like having huge, swollen hands.
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>>151852383
is all the art by magarak not allowed or just their guro?
because my god they've drawn some weird shit
knowing this language can be a curse
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>>151853865
this is really cute and sweet
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>>151853663
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once in a lifetime they draw actually cute stuff but it just feels out of place because of all their other works.
>okay, it's happy miracle sparkle super love princess time!
>is it?
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Splatoon!
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>>151851410
I cant wait
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>>151847218
w-what
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SQUIB SISTERS!!!
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR A LONG TIME
THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE
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>>151855359
these are squibs too, only better
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>>151855359
She probably has more, look for them and post them here, or imgur
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>>151855693
fuck off
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>if i had to say, her "hair" is more erotic.
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>>151855359
>>151855693
Picture
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>>151855359
Please stop spamming the thread, go get a mass image downloader and put it all on Imgur or something. We're almost halfway through the thread already.
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>>151855890
this
give it a rest, or compile it for later
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>>151855890
>>151855996
sure. i wouldn't do it if we were over our image ratio, though.
i will come back later.
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>>151855889
did that based drawanon ever figure out how to draw a squib penis
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>>151844248
>We can arrange a Testfire
>We cannot arrange a monthly Splatfest
Bullshit
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>>151856626
Don't need to pay anyone to draw something for a testfire.
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>>151855890
Fug off, i like these and hes the only one who can post them
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how do we, as a general, create the weirdest/strangest splatoon related content possible?
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>>151858446
Drawanons that take any request, no exception
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>>151858590
but usually the best requesters can come up with is squid sister porn
do you have an idea anon?
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What does squid skin feel like? is it rubbery like a dolphin?
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We're dead my dudes
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>>151869078
>drinking your own ink
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>>151869078
Best episode of NGE
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does anyone have the hex codes for callie and marie's ink? or for any of the splatfests? i think that octoling hacker person had some but fuck scrolling through their entire twitter
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>>151872251
p sure the artist without the nose did something concerning this.
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>>151868126
I don't know why but there's something about I just don't like.
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>really good rotation
>have to get up early tomorrow

Seems like SZ PM never comes up. I know it's not well loved, but I really like the trench warfare feel, needing coordinated pushes to move the battle lines back and forth. Whereas the other dual zone maps just feel like a clusterfuck.
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>>151874132
Oh also, meant to ask if this is the last page that was translated?
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>>151870508
Bold
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>>151872749
care to elaborate?
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>>151874283
There's more than that, they just haven't finished it.
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>>151878670
I thought they already finished it
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>>151878797
There are like a hundred pages or something.
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>>151873197
Inklings were not meant to be humans.
Also her mouth is way too fucking high up.
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I feel bad /ink/

I bought this game July of last year and loved it.I would play it all night,especially during splatfest.

But now after a little over a year of owning this game, I just can't play it anymore. I'll play maybe 5 games? then I would just get bored.

I still enjoy playing it but the spark is gone.
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>>151879793
Well me too, but I play those five or seven games every day and they're always a ton of fun. If you don't have fun anymore than just do something else.
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>>151878670
Cool, just making sure I hadn't missed a translated page.
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>>151879793
I feel the same way, and that's how I bet a lot of people here feel, judging by the lack of squads. It sucks that I never got to S+99, but oh well.
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>>151880169
Squads are the only thing I don't have fun in in this game.
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>>151879793
learn to draw so you can participate when the ramp up for Spla2n comes around next year
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>>151879793
you just need to play other things, play a couple games then switch
I also love this game but after some time it gets a little dull
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>>151879793
Maybe it's just to do with getting used to the game, like when you walk a route enough times it becomes automatic. The first few months of Splatoon were the most pure fun I've had with a game for years, even when I lost I'd be grinning. I miss it too, but the spark is still there in the occasional match.
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Would people here like to play in a private lobby? Like if we manage to get the 8 people?
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>>151881165
Can't right now, but I would. We should do a last weapon lobby some time — every match you switch to whatever weapon is at the end of your menu.
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>>151881165
yeah, I would love to, its going to be difficult but count me in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACnnOm4QlKQ

Squib style rules for the testfire:
>no flick, roll only
>killer wail double suicides mandatory
>full charge or bust
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>>151881946
>no flick, roll only
why are squibs so cute?
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>>151881946
>inb4 they put all the new Testfire players on a separate server
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Any of you guys have that little comic strip about the end of match results?

The match ends with something like 99-1% spread and it shows a team of squids saying something like "Maybe we won?" then a panel showing a ripped team of Jojo looking squid saying, "Maybe we lost?"
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>>151852383
The abxy stuff is so obviously meant to be ironic.
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>>151883956
Jojo is fucking cancer my dude.
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>>151884298
Agreed.
And that's exactly what I needed. You are a gentleman and a scholar my good sir.
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>>151855865
Moar?
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>>151886043
http://imgur.com/a/SLRuk
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>>151886718
Idiot
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>>151886718
Im waiting for the lewd ones to be uploaded, but still thanks
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>>151855865
I must agree
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>>151887957
They all have been
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>>151883724
>inb4 people buy new Wii U's just to bully isolated Squibs
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>>151870020
I want Marie to smile at me
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>>151891016
Friendly or smugly?
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>>151891354
Either
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>>151783940
cute girl
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>>151895737
agreed
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>>151894971
w2c
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why is there an underage with a steven universe (?) drawing as his avatar in the discord stuttertalking and spamming emoticons
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>>151898254
is marie upset or excited
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>>151898670
why are you complaining about it here, where no one cares
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>>151898747
She's worshipping Callie's ass
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>>151898909
>give me the chocolate, hisao
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>>151898776
i care
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>>151899247
me2
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anyone interest in continuing to translate the splatoon comic from the Ikasu artbook ("official" backstory?) It got started here a bit but died off. I can provide raws and text
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>>151899867
how canon this is?
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>>151899867
Fuck no.
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>>151899867
Octarians confirmed to be filthy human lovers
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>>151899867
We got up to the part where the president of Earth talks about world domination or something
(page 13) ~ヅャヅ君の飼い主~

時は戦乱のさなか.やあいらっしやい.

わざわざすまないね.

君に来てもらつたのは他でもない.君と君の敵国との戦争についてだ.

この猫は利ロでね.
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>>151900065
it's got some beta elements like only one squid sister, but explains other things like the Octarian UFO crash and the underground domes
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>>151900065
the drawings in the 2014 story trailer come from this comic. https://youtu.be/9EXKQQmm9EE?t=1m25s
It's somewhat cannon, but obviously the game has changed a bit in final release
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octolings
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>>151903642
are
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>>151903712
shit
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>>151903712
better than inklings in every way
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>>151903865
>posting bestiality
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>>151903865
finally someone with taste
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hi mk8g
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hi mk8g
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hi mk8g
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hi mk8g
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hi mk8g
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hi mk8g
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no worry for bumping the thread i guess
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h-hi
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>>151905310
Hello squiddo
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>>151905310
sup faggot
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Be nice to each other
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we are a positive vibes

feel good community
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>>151906776
Callie is positive
HIV positive
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Be friendly to all races, jellies, octos, shrimp, anemone and all others that may come in the future
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>>151907013
no fuck squids
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be friendly to all races including frogs
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cancer levels reaching
REACHING
AHHHH
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>>151907495
that's not a frog, this is a frog!
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>>151907741
i approve of this mix
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>>151889040
Where?
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>>151911221
Posted already; that artist does not make much lewd.
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sloppy kissu
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>>151913585
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>>151913968
The Squid Sisters aren't right.
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>>151916298
need an octoling version of this
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>>151916298
cancer
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goodnight callie

i love you
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Wow, regular Luna is MILES much better than the Neo.
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Always remember to
>Defend the Squiffer
>Love the Squiffer
>Hug the Squiffer
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>>151921484
inkzooka can make anything good. fuck that special.
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I like the feel of the Heavy Splatling, but I hate the victory animation.
I'm confident I'm alone in this opinion.
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>>151921484
If there was a Splash or Splattershot with Splatbombs and Inkzooka it would be the best weapon in the game. Very versatile.
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>>151923956
Oh man, if only. The Splash-O-Matic feels great, but with Suction Bombs it's kind of a one trick pony. If there was a Splash with Burst Bombs for instant coverage and snagging easy kills, and an Inkzooka that charges crazy fast and gives Chargers sleepless nights, that would be so fucking good.
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>>151923956
At least it's not the bucket victory animation with that plastered on grin that goes unchanging.
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>>151924507
meant for
>>151923807
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>>151924507
I really hate the shooters' victory animation.
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>>151924227
If only that kit could be represented on something that isn't such a shit gun like Sheldon's sploosh o matic. That would be pure bliss and I'd have no reason to use any other weapon again. You could stack bomb range so you can pick off without a special, or have run speed and swim speed to improve the gun itself, or some duration to squeeze more shots out of the inkzooka.
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>>151924812
Octobrush?
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>>151924575
That's the best one. Except for on weapons like the Splattershot Pro and Range Blaster, where the back of the gun clips through my Woomy's face.
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>>151924878
I play as a boy squid. The "toss up into the air while spinning and catch it" animation is too cheesy to see after every match.
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>>151924850
That kinda needs damage up and by nature of it being a brush isn't as flexible I feel to be able to adapt as a standard shooter would be.
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>>151924975
It's chintzy, but at least it doesn't look terrible.
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I want to punch Judd in his stupid useless bastard cat face
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>>151924507
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>>151926625
That looks 100x better than ingame
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>>151928063

Fine
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>>151925953
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>>151928607
where's the ugly grin?
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>>151931005

Can't find as good an image of the male but here you go. Not animated
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>>151932525
I thought both genders had the grin, guess not.
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railgun blaster WHEN
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>>151939261
You mean like a charger blaster? That'd be awesome, actually. Undercharged it fires a pathetic excuse for a blast that falls to your feet, but at full power it delivers a huge blast to six lines away, that explodes full power even against a wall. Make it unable to hold charge as a balancing thingy.
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Are we dead yet again? Hope not.
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I finally figured out what makes the inklings look so weird. It's their faces' vertical spacing. Their faces are squished. That's why a lot of the fan art can be cuter than ingame, is because in pics like OP's, there's more normal facial spacing.
Additionally, is the game/general dead since the last splatfest?
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>>151943110
the general is kinda dead, but has spikes of activity if an interesting subject comes up
the game's still pretty active, i wouldn't worry about it dying. there's a testfire soon, so there should be more players anyway
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I want to load my balls with thousands of microscopic Callies and cum them on Marie's face
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>>151943110

They look that for gameplay reasons. The devs said it's to do with being able to clearly see an inkling is weakened.

It helps IMO but either the inkling is so ink covered you mistake them for an ally or the game is so fast paced you just shoot at everything and sometimes it is a foe
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>>151942497
ded
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does anyone use any gimmicky sets? i know someone here used 12x qsj with a weapon with beakons
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>>151942497
Remember when Tamarinfrog actually drew decent looking squids like these.
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>>151953246
This isn't a full on gimmick but this is similar to the zink brush idea.
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>>151954296
zink brush? could you elaborate?
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>>151955715
There's a picture floating around of some guy's desire to have an inkbrush with beakons as the sub so he could zoom into enemy turf and be the ultimate support and beakon placer. It was called the zink brush because that would be the brand that made that version, like the real Tentatek Splattershot.
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>>151955715
>>151956351
behold
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Holy fuck, did Splatoon's online service take a huge shit? I had a japanese player survive having a splat bomp explode inches away from them. No bomb sniffer or defense ups, didn't even get the courtesy lag splat. This plus a lag bubbler several seconds after two luna hits, and randomly exploding only to watch the guy surface and shoot at my old position in the kill screen.

I've gotten weird lag kills but never so many in one session. This is indefensibly bad.
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>>151956351
>>151956649
it's beautiful
we don't really talk about theoretical weapon kits that much, it's kinda sad. i'd like a SSP with burst bombs and echolocator, or something along those lines. probably would be quite broken though, i could imagine players camping on high spots and spamming burst bombs the second anyone gets close
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>>151958275
that sounds like splatfest levels of terrible
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>>151959035
For me, the really weird shit happens outside splatfest.

The worst was in Museum splatzones. A splat roller swinging 20 feet away hit me while I was swimming on the opposite side of the big turntable in the middle of the zone.
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>>151958881
Sounds a lot like the CJS.
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>>151956649
It'll be dead the very moment it steps on the battlefield, it's such an easy and high-value target. Plus we already have Permabrush. I can see this set working on something that can actually stand for itself, like 52.
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>>151960168
CJ has one big difference- 4-hit splat means your burst cancel is a bomb and two rounds. On Pro, it will be bomb and one round, and thhat's a bit too quick.
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>>151960369
With 1 main and 1 sub of damage, you can hit a direct burst bomb and one-shot somebody.
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>>151958275
Oh, and I forgot to add killing a bomb rusher only a few bombs in only for the whole special to continue beyond the grave.
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>>151953246
Sorta gimmicky, I run TSN with 2 mains 5 subs of ink saver sub. I'm baisicallie a Seeker main at this point.
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>>151960508
Or 5 subs. I know, I tried that. The thing is, you need much more to counter omnipresent def up, and Pro just doesn't need that, it has a ton of spare damage in it.
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>>151960551
maybe it's because i'm really tired, but what's TSN?
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>>151961060
Tri slosher nouvaeu. I also had to look it up
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>>151961060
Tri-Slosher Nouveau. Green bucket with seekers and echo, theonenobody uses. I love how mobile it is, such a relief after shooters.
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>>151956649
>Two of these on the same team
>Turn off console
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>>151963939
On their or our team?
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>>151964373
Mine obviously. But actually,
>One of these on team
>Turn off console
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>>151964608
>tfw brushes are only on my teams, never the enemy
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fifteen other generals have discord servers, why is this one so against it
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>>151965980
We had one, but it got hijacked by loud obnoxious kids. Being hedonistic squidchilds, we'll rather play the game alone or discuss waifus than make another one.
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>>151965980
Why don't you fuck off back to there and find out
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>>151966376
but another one was made! not sure why the fan's discord didn't work out...
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>>151903865
dont ever post this again
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What games have soundtracks similar to Splatoon's? Obvious JSR is obvious, I need something more obscure.
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>>151928607
Hips!
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>>151967769
Hard to say, a lot of Splatoons songs sound very different
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http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/149043293664/you-guys-check-out-this-squid

What does it mean?
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>>151968101
Something you can imagine being in Splatoon and not sounding off. In any position, be it stage theme, plaza theme, credits theme, anything.
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>>151968305
means it's REAL SQUID HOURS
splat dat like button
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>>151968306
I can imagine high-tensity dubstep playing during matches, so I probably wouldn't be much help
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>>151967769
why is so much good art ruined by painted on spats
there was literally no reason to draw her vag. it's not even a lewd picture so it just looks weird
>polite sage for off topic
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>>151972834
perfection

playable when
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>>151973707
Octolings don't exist. Zapfish crisis was a TV show sponsored by Splat conglomerate to promote the Hero Shot, their up- and coming military superweapon to kids and weapon geeks. But at one point they realised that shooting jellies in rubber suits is not very exciting of a show, and they dressed inklings in edgy clothes, gave them edgy Tentateks and edgy octopus-like hairdos, told them to speak in edgy tomboy voices and be so pathetic of an excuse of a fighter that even our C- volunteer MC can easily splat them. Glad they ended the series after Season 5.
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>>151975409
ugh
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>>151876267
noseanon. the /ink/ drawfag. they made an infographic of the splatfest colors
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>>151978491
nobody cares
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>>151978574
they fucking asked, you retard. god i hate /ink/
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>>151978647
nobody cares
>>
Reminder to just ignore the troll.
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>>151981640
nobody cares
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Reminder to ignore off-topic discussion like blogging """"content creators"""" and waifufags. This is still a general about the video game Splatoon that they don't have.
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>>151982829
No one has splatoon, it was on the wiiu, but now that the emulator is out, the PC will save splatoon from obscurity.
there is even more players on the PC right now than the splatoon launch on the wiiu
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>>151983431
Good. I'm tried of paying for Nintendo+ just to play online and charing 60 bucks for an early access tech demo. Hopefully a steam release will help out the dying community.
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>>151983663
Splatoon will always have a shit community. Splatoon should just die.
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>>151983896
and take /ink/ with it, we already have /nintyg/ there is no need for any more nintendo related threads on the board
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>>151984085
Exactly. Why the hell hasn't this place migrated yet? It's already dead as fuck.
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>>151958275
Supposedly Splatoon is p2p, but I've not seen any actual source for that.
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I wonder if the testfire will do anything for /ink/
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>>151988548
for /ink/ i dont so, maybe for those 2 wii u owners that dont have splatoon
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We did get a few squibs showing up after the last one.
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i really hate tri-sloshers, and sloshers in general, but i've never actually used one. can someone tell me the appeal?
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>>151990263
bitches dat cant aim
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>>151990263
Two hit kill, no twitch aim needed, kind of a better Rapid blaster and Tri has bubbler and disruptor which is good for aggressive solo plays.
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>>151990263
Sloshers are pretty good for inking, and tri-sloshers are even better at it. Tris are also very forgiving in terms of aiming. It's a superb ambush weapon, and excels in super close range clusterfucks.
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>>151991860
>superb ambush weapon
>excels in super close range clusterfucks
congrats anon, you've described perfectly why i hate it so much

time for another question: how the fuck do you counter them? is it just "don't get hit"?
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>>151992225
Outrange them, preferably from an elevated position. They have sub-par range, and pretty much no answer for a distant vertical attacker. So as long as they don't have a bubbler charged, they're fairly easy pickings if you catch them alone from an advantageous position.
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Anyone else unable to connect to partner's device? I keep getting this message and can't play.
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Marie!
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Callie!
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>>151994640
>>151994824
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>>151994389
you're banned
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Octarians revived Judd
Octarians repaired the machines that humans used to bring prosperity to the small patch of land left in the world
Octarians are love, life and a miracle of the universe.
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>>151999325
i dont care about the octarians, i just want sexy octoling girls
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>>151999325
Octarias would be dead if they didnt cross with human old tech, they revived Judd but he found them disgusting so he abandoned them, now octarians are in need to steal a power source in order to survive only to fail
in short octarians should be dead a long time ago, useless and unfit to survive by their own
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>>152000267
nobody fucking cares shitlord
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>>152000773
only you apparently
thanks for bumping the thread care-anon
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>>151976412
kek
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>>152001883
nobody cares
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thanks again care-anon
keep bumping
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>>152003382
Careanon is my favorite content creator.
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>>152003528
/ink/ has no content creators
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>>152003743
we just need care-anon, anon, we has us covered
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>care-anon discovers he is content creator
>immediately changes us for discord
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>>152005148
I want to make a video for careanon of people talking then watch him masturbate while telling the people in the video he doesn't care
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>>152007228
to be honest I cant think of a better tribute for him
>>
who fucking cares holy shit
>>
>he came back
I knew you were different care-anon
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/ink/ is a beautiful place

may it live forever
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ive been thinkin
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>>152014246
shit famm whatchu thinkin bout?
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>>152014820
no one cares
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>>152016405
Sauce?
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>>152014942
well, heck
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>>152016564
Tabasco.
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L U N A R
ggs nerd
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>>152014942
Care-anon cares.
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>>152018767
I want to make pankeks for woomy
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Hello my fellow squids, what are some new things that happened on this fine dead game?
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>>152022806
testfire is coming back
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>>152016912
>seeing the underside of a squid's "bangs"
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When is the next Splatfest?
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>>152022806
You excited for the DS3 DLC?
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>>152025374
Shhhhhh... this is squid
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>>152027230
cute
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>see thread
>oh shit they are still here
>figure might as well play a few games
>pad has been unplugged for about a month
>no juice
>console has a thin layer of dust
>remember the lack of splatfests from hereon out
>sit down in chair
man..
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Imagine, Sheldon's picks vol. 3, we get an E-Liter with Seeker and Inkstrike and Octobrush with Disruptor and Echolocator. And they're called...
Marie-Liter and Calliegraphy Octobrush. Bam.
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>>152027336
thanks ock
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>>152027531
>callie
>dirtying her hands with a filthy brush
carbon roller or bust nig
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>>152028394
>needs burst bombs to have any resemblance of range, absolutely nullifying the effect of fastest splat in the game
>You have to baisically clip through your opponent to get an OHKO, otherwise you're patheticallie slow
>Seriously why even bother
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>>152027531
>E-Liter with Seeker
It doesn't need a better close-range option than Burst Bombs.
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>>152029983
It's a mobility option, not a close range option. Eliters often run so much damage up they can just nocharge you a lot quicker than bomb you, and a mobile Eliter will be crazy.
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>>152030152
A point-blank Seeker is pretty much impossible to dodge, and is faster than a partial charge. E-Liters don't run 3 mains/9 subs of damage anymore, and usually run some sort of efficiency perk too.
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>>152030338
Point blank seeker is unfortunately pretty slow due to stupidly long initiation animation. Still a great option for an Eliter, its other options are even slower.
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>>152029928
>implying the devs care about weapon strengths and weaknesses and roles
>the same devs that made the corocoro roller
>>
>keep trying to join a recently added friend in turf war
>they keep changing lobbies
o-oh...
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>>152033253
Sorry Tia
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>>152033746
it's cool! some other time, then.
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gg's
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Cute Woomer

Green is best color.
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>>152035106
I'd drink that woomy's ink
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>>152035106
ggs! thanks for the woomyshot
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>>152035410
Hit us with a link to that discord? I want to see it for myself.
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>>152035693
https://discord.gg/Jv6kg
it's pretty dead atm
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>>152036006
No kidding
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>>152032782
The wall is not there for you. Just remember that you're a wall delivery service and a backstage inker-artillery, and you'll do moderately good.
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I can't seem to kill a lot of people with Kraken like other people do. What am I doing wrong?
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>>152040348
You have to stack swim speed, and be Japanese so that you can melee waito piggus from 30 feet away
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Howabout you idiots learn to actually aim before you decide to unnecessarily narrow your field of vision. You've been caught up in the communities belief that range trumps everything. Whilst it certainly gives you an advantage it only does so if you're cool under pressure and have a steady hand which every scoped e-litre seems to lack especially on my team though the ones on the enemy team don't seem much better
Take of the scope. Master the e-litre then maybe when you can go positive and a bright glowing rm carrier doesn't juke you or stroll under your scoped in nose you can consider putting a scope for that little bit extra range you just can't play without
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Splatoon producer's favourite weapons are Splat Charger and Splattershot Pro apparently.
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>>152043049
That explains massive Pro buffs, Berry and Bento.
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>>152044095

What about Splashomatic getting 0 nerfs and only buffs
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>>152044217
and its still shit
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post if you're kill
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>it's another museum zones episode
just turn the tv off at this point, this show sucks
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>>152049460
Squids can not be kill, only splat.
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>>152046067

Then why did my team with 3 Splashomatic just dominate a team with a diverse mix of shooters

>>152050792

This is the map/mode combo that seperates the boys from the men.
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>>152050904
Squids can totally be kill
Why else are guns banned in the lobby outside of battles
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>>152043049
What's their opinion of the N-Zap?
>>152044095
What can explain the the N-Zap buffs?
>>152044217
You mean like with the N-Zap?
>>152046067
I agree with you, and in addition N-Zap is shit in basically the same regards.
>>152051289
Not him, but any number of factors can be put in place to explain this scenario. Simply too many variables but in most cases of a turf was, the high rate of fire automatic weapons are factors enough for a win. This goes for Aerosprays, Splattershots, N-Zaps, the entire O-Matic series, but not Squelchers unless you're actually trying.

Luckily for cases outside of a turf war, Rate of fire, turf coverage and subduing the enemy back to spawn does really matter if you and your team ignores the objective.

In my case I had a team of three whatever-o-matic teammates all abandon the splat zone, bee lining to the enemy spawn point only yo get splatted and leave a single Chargerfag to defend against their entire team.

What weapons were the 'diverse mix of shooters' even using if you remember, also was this in a turf war? Some shooters do suck at turf coverage.
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>>152053519
what the fuck is this post
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>>152053519

Let me see
Sploosh - the kraken one
Tentakek
A Gal of some sort
Either a Squelcher, a Sploosh or another Splash
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>>152054956
>>152053519

It was Museum Zones
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Why is it that as soon as I start to go on a good streak in Splatoon we suddenly get infested by squid party peeps?

Start a private lobby and if you don't have enough people then too bad
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This playa
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>>152060405

Ranked or Turf?
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>>152060405
Go to ranked if you want to avoid that, and if you're too much of a pansy to do that then too bad.
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>>152060547

Turf

>>152060609

I just finished getting myself back to a nice safe spot in S after I got a series of scoped E-litres who couldn't aim for shit.

I expect people to take both battle modes seriously. You don't have to be astounding or super duper serious but play the objective in some way shape or form
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>>152061363
Pretty the objective is to have fun because it's a game that's for kids.
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>>152060419

Baby, look into these eyes
Let me apologize
I know what you’re thinking of
You’re thinking where’s the love
Babe, the love ain’t gone
It’s here where it belongs
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>>152061520

The same game that has a tutorial showing you how to play. A single player that prepares you for regular and ranked battle though at a very light level and then the option at any time in the lobby the opportunity to read a detailed breakdown of the rules of each mode

You ignoring all that and sitting in spawn surrounded by beakons spamming Nice and To Me for the whole match while squidbagging is something you're doing completely divorced from what's supposed to make the game appealing
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Do you think the new testfire means something?
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>>152061363

Squid partiers are harmless in turf. Hell I actively avoid splatting them or bothering teammates who are squid partying. Turf War is fun mode after all.
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>>152060419

GG it's a pity I got a bunch of squid party peeps in the last match. I left one /ink/ling who seemed to attract them and joined another who ended up doing the same

>>152061998

They're not harmless when everyone on the enemy team is like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgmLYtDvAa4

and your team is sqyuid partying with only you doing anything
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>>152061889
there isn't only one way to play the game and enjoy it. just stop being so salty squib about the thing and play some ranked.
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>>152061929

It means we need to defend squibs!
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>>152061929
I would think that everyone who wants the game already has it by now, so the testfire will just be smurfs beating up smurfs.
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>>152062279

Here's what you're not getting. If I decide to play MK8 and drive in reverse the whole match then that's fine but this is a team based game. No one is expecting magnificence but you could do something. It's not a matter of being bad like it is in ranked it's a matter of not even trying and sometimes being an active hindrance. The fact you can't quit a lobby just makes it worse

Make a private lobby or even a squad and you can do whatever you like without your fun affecting someone else's.
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>>152062292

This
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>>152062292
Why would you NOT splat all the squibs?
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>>152063274
why not both?
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I want Callie to accidentally suck my cock
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>>152066636

>wanting your dick anywhere near that bear trap inklings call a mouth
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>>152062726
your sour attitude is impeding on that guys fun. Just leave the room and re-enter, how hard is that lol?
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>>152068723

It'd be nice if we actually had that option in Splatoon. As for leaving after one match that's exactly what I've been doing and as soon I start having fun going on a nice streak, there they are again
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>>152068553
Yeah, their beaks are absolutely vicious.
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cats a shit
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>>152069864

Correct
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>>152069854
Wait... White Tentatek headband?!
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>>152070223

Black is better. Goes with darker outfits
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Don't forget to protect the squibs this coming testfire
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Yay, I made it to S+ again!

On my alt account.
With the Luna Blaster.
Yes, yes, I know.
/End Blog
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>>152082220

>Luna Blaster

All that aside, congrats anon
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Spla2n is looking pretty good
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>>152086704

Who the hell is this chick?
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>>152086862

Woomy-chan
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>>152086862
Takagi-san from Persona 5
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>>152086704
reminds me, how does everyone feel about that trend in fanart that makes the masks glasses instead? it's not too common but it's out there
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>>152088576
>mask

isn't that their actual skin
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>>152088576
seems like a poor choice, since squids wear glasses as well
so would they wear two sets of glasses on top of each other?
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>>152088576
I just assumed it was artists that had seen the characters and fanart tangentially, and had joined in under the mistaken assumption that it was a racoon / burglar style eye mask.
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>>152088576
fuck those glasses
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>>152088932
it's extra fresh
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>mfw S Rank 0
>mfw the enemy team has at least two snipers
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>>152101252
GOOD RUCK ANON
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>>152101252
This is not the rotation to face snipers anon. Save your rank and wait till rainmaker.
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>>152104834

i want to hug them all
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No discussion of this?

>NINTENDO AND ESL JOIN FORCES TO BRING ONLINE TOURNAMENTS TO EUROPEAN SPLATOON FANS

>Splatoon fans across Europe will soon have a new reason to prep their paint rollers and bring out their blasters, with today’s announcement of six months of online tournaments for Nintendo’s family-friendly Wii U shooter, starting in early September and hosted by ESL, the world’s largest esports company.

>At gamescom in Cologne, the top four ranked teams from ESL Play’s early Splatoon qualifiers were getting ready for their final battle, as they were greeted on stage by Nintendo of Europe president Satoru Shibata and Splatoon producer Hisashi Nogami.

>“I’m happy to announce that, starting in early September, Nintendo and ESL will team up for official online Splatoon tournaments in Europe,” said Satoru Shibata. "They’ll last for six months, so we hope you’ll all look forward to taking part.”

>Wii U owners who have yet to take Splatoon for a spin will also be pleased to know that from 18th August until 1st September, they can take part in the Splatoon Summer Testfire 2016 that was announced just yesterday, and is just a free download* away for any Wii U owner**. To help new players make a splash in their first Turf War matches, Nintendo has released a series of Splatoon – Top Tips! videos covering the basic skills players need to master, straight from the game’s co-director, Tsubasa Sakaguchi.

>More details on the ESL online Splatoon tournaments are set to be revealed in the coming weeks, so stay tuned to the official Splatoon Facebook page or Nintendo of Europe’s Twitter for the latest news.
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>>152105452
>europe
>relevant

good meme squiddo
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>>152105452
I got all my news from the news squid that wandered by the thread, or by in game announcements.
also
>EU
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>>152105452
EU Splatoon is a deadzone, it's me and a couple of German players, that's it
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>>152105452
Glad they ended Splatfests for the casual and new players just in time to try to sell more copies in the deadest region for the game.
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what's the point of ending splatfests anyways like seriously
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>>152105648
>>152105787
>>152105978
>>152107403

My point was bringing up the possibility of something similar happening in the US too, but ok.
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>>152111496
Would never happen, because all the good players are European.
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>>152110973
no one cared
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>>152105452
>>152111496

that very nice actually, great for EU players, Splatoon is getting more attetion, the last one push but I dont know how to take this
>Yay, maybe we are going to get more content in this part of the world
or
>Yay, ninty of eu is doing something meanwhile ninty of america is going to do shit
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Ggs afrosnacky. It's been a while playing with you. It was fun.
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>>152115409
Now it's ggs. Said too early.
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>>152120034
post lewd octolings
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>>152120537
Octarians are a strong and proud race, they are pure and not for lewds
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>>152120730
please
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>>152121217
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>>152121308
thats not lewd
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>>152122047
>>152122047
>> 152122047
new thread
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how about no
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ink can be a refreshing drink
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>>152123174
good animation
but not a fan of the art style
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how about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDy-bOT-Plw
the voices arent that bad but the accent makes me feel like they are about to yell aloha snackbar at any moment
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>>152124604
>【Female Cover】
>jake gyllenhaal shaking his head and walking away.webm
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it's not time to die yet
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>>152127305
Not on my watch.
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>>152129178
>>152129178
>>152129178
okay now new thread
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>>152122091
>>152129221
What the actual fuck are you doing
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>>152130161
Just report the post and the thread.
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>>152130161
>>152130228
this thread is dead dumb nigger if we dont move now we will have to join /nintyg/
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>>152127305
I want to pour gasoline in the generator powering Callie's life support
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don't die on me
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>>152131308
horrifying
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>>152131617
cute, halfbreed-chan is the best of both worlds, the strength of an inkling with the intelligence of an octoling
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>>152131935
post some fucking octoling lewds
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>>152131935
combining a perfect octoling with filthy squid shit is not an improvement you fucking retard
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>>152131935
2adorable
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>>152132338
no
patch to replace all squids with beautiful octos when
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>>152132159
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>>152133323
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>>152134332
oh yessss
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>>152131935
>octoling
>intelligence
Have you even played singleplayer? Two-tentacle minions show more signs of intelligence than octolings, knowing when (but usually unable) to retreat, employing ambush tactics, showing emotion (fear, irritation, alertness), et cetera. Octolings are tough and nimble, but exhibit very feral tactics and no feelings beyond crazed rage.
Why? Because octolings are smaller, which means less nerves- and less intelligence as a result. Inklings, as revealed in one of sunken scrolls, have a centralized nervous system, which means that while they can't cut off parts and expect them to work on their own, their intelligence scales down much better. They may not be as smart as full-body octarians like Octavio, but they far outclass octolings.
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>>152136056
shut up retard god squidfags are such assholes
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>>152136140
Why, I think octarians are master race, with inklings trailing very shortly behind. Octolings, however, are worse than jellies.
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>>152136678
fuck off falseflagger
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>>152136678
*dabs*
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>/ink/ has finally driven away all the waifufags
>its dead as fuck
lol
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>>152140838
We're not dead, we're dancing!
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>>152142268
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>>152140838
to be fair it is 5am in california
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>>152142671
I never noticed how the leg phases through the shirt
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>>152146903
>expecting WiiU to run realistic cloth simulation on something you'll not notice
Though Splatoon indeed does have a lot of stupid preventable clipping issues, like long barrells clipping through ground and bullpup-style shooters- through guy inkling's face in win animation.
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>>152148069
shut up retard
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>>152148213
we play nice here

be nice!
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>>152148381
fuck off to /nintyg/
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lunas are cool
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>>152148510
no u
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>>152148510
You want us to abandon our slow, but cosy fishing boat for a rat-infested warship that goes fast, not where we want and has a layer of salt on its hull?
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>>152152282
>that goes fast
/nintyg/ makes this place look like a speedboat. Albeit we're dangerously slowing down now.
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>>152140838
>>152148213
nobody cares
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>>152152813
We need to employ some wai-fu then!
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>>152156618
based content creator
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>>152157847
I want to do things with Marie!
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>>152158858
I want to give Marie a nice shoulder rub while fucking her
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>>152159852
I want to make Callie a cup of tea using Marie's titty milk.
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You've been on good behavior /ink/, have a cute
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>>152164034
Thanks anon, but why is that loser clinging to our queen Marie?
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>>152165687
Fuck off
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i wanna see a fanmade inkling fashion magazine
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>>152166990
For Inklings or for humans?
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>>152166990
turns out it already exists http://splatzine.tumblr.com/
i feel like we should try and make our own though. or at least make some kind of small project. it'd be fun
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Any squads squib or otherwise? NNID SplattyJ
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This Spyke cosplay. Goddamn.
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>>152170451
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>>152170451
i saw a wip of the wig a few months back, good to see it's been completed
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get fucked lean
be warned slimy, i reported you for piracy
the nintendo yakuza is on your case

shitters never learn
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>>152170451
Noice. A sea snail would have been excellent, but I can imagine something like that is a ballache to make.
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>>152170685
This one matches my mental image of Spyke much better than the one above. Bet he can make a miles better impression of cockney accent, too.
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>>152120730
>scaly tentacles

imposter octo
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>>152174652
there are people on /ink/ right now that sound like spyke and that's a bit weird
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>>152175429
there seems to be alot of impostors lately
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>>152176348
I'd be very surprised if anyone actually sounds as Cockney as he's portrayed. Estuary maybe.
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>>152177107
Why is a cold-blooded octoling hot (in a literal sense)? Did inklings catch and tried slowly cooking her as a so called "advanced interrogation technique"? Those cruel bastards. Good thing she was able to escape.
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>>152164034
Source?
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>>152178391
she was taking a bath
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>>152178273
from where i live, everyone has an accent i hear described as "london ghetto", my grandad talks exactly like spyke though. it's a lot more common than you'd think
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>>152179715
hows your first day on the internet?
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>>152180089
"Bath". A lot of celaphods have cannibalistic tendencies.
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>>152179715
Anon...
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>>152179715
>pixiv number in filename
>twitter handle watermark
>saucenao is a thing
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now that i'm back, fic update!
http://pastebin.com/UGDyqEgX
this story's going to be a lot longer than i thought... but i'm still having a blast writing it, so i don't think anyone will particularly mind.
sorry if anyone thinks the story is progressing too slowly, but there's just so much potential for cute that i couldn't help myself.
this update is a bit longer than the last one - over 1,000 words this time. enjoy.
i tried my hardest to make this a platonic only story but i just. couldn't resist... sorry to anyone who is alienated because of this.
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>>152180508
Oh yeah, that's what I mean, in that it's something that's died out a lot with younger generations.

Record your grandad saying Spyke quotes.
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>>152181048
Wow! So good! Why don't you go here instead? :)

>>>fanfiction.net
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>>152181282
i don't use FF.net. it's a little outdated for me. you can't even copy text, for crying out loud.
but what would you like to talk about, anon?
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>>152181491
not about fanfiction that's for sure. Just go over that if you want critiques so badly, attention whore
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>>152181113
ironically, one of the few people i know with a true cockney accent is from fucking cornwall
does spyke have an accent in the japanese version?
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>>152181626
hmmm, then the two of us can talk about something else instead.
what do you wanna discuss? i'll let you choose.
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>>152181048
>now that i'm back
this can be fixed if you wish, bathtub
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oh, i guess someone should make a new thread at some point
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>>152183280
>>152183280
>>152183280
>>152183280
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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