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Back from the dead edition

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
speedrunslive.com
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fuck off moron and shove your links up your bony ass
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>>151761405
rude
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>tries to have more of a technical issues shitshow than ESA
Good Guy Naeg
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>>151761017
>spitroasting general
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So what have you guys been speedrunning lately?
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>>151761017

Don't forget:
>Resources
/r/SamandTolki
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=viewthread&t=85319
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>>151762602
I'm very disappointed with how little attention this is getting (other than exit1337's ninja, but one post isn't a significant difference IMO), though I could probably say that for the majority of this forum.
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The Birth of Squid
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>>151762514
/vg/ page 10
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>>151762514
medievil
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So, Narcissa did not post on twitter the last 3 days. Dead?
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>>151762514
what do you mean by "you guys"?
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>>151764049
god i hope
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>>151762602
>de hippie spacing
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=============================THIS IS NOT A DRILL=============================

ALERT!!!
ALERT!!!
ALERT!!!

Mike Uyama IS ALIVE!!!!!

ALERT!!!
ALERT!!!
ALERT!!!

HE IS CURRENTLY IN FUNKDOCS STREAM

=============================THIS IS NOT A DRILL=============================
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Soe stream life is strange
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>>151763330
The Death of Ion
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>>151765336
flicky is a fucking liar
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I really wish every tranny would die already. Pathetic effeminate losers
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>>151765336
>>151765487
so this fucker is faking being sick while collecting hundreds of thousands of dollars? what the FUCK!
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>le ironically reddit shitposter general
what went wrong?
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>>151765732
who are you quoting?
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>>151765691
he has nothing to do with GDQs anymore, hasn't for 2 years, he doesn't collect shit
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>>151765732
why are you asking?
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How many alt-right boys do we have here? I need some streams to follow
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>>151766245
who is we?
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>>151766245
svenne
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>>151765876
nice try mike, but i found you
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>>151766380
Link the stream
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>>151766607
https://www.twitc
h.tv/svenne1138
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>>151766824
nu males in da HOUZ
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>>151765336
>>151765691
>>151765876
>>151766445
Mike should show his tax return and prove he isn't scamming the community. Trump had to show his, so Mike should too.
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>>151766687
It says he helped created (((ESA)))
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>>151767512
svenne wouldn't have let the shit show that was ESA2016 happen. he needs to get reinstated as the supreme ruler of european speedruns asap.
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>>151767512
Yes, but he has been thrown out for not being marxist enough.
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>>151767907
Can I get a twitch vod of him saying this
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>browsing 4chan
pathetic, but alright

>browsing /srg/
lmfao
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>>151768468
just watch his latest highlight
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>>151768468
here you go:
https://www.twitch
.tv/svenne1138/v/83233884#t=20m
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>>151768863
>>151769045
Is that the Swedish national anthem?
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non-meme answer: pretty much everyone in speedrun.tv/team:srg
we are almost all right wing except for that fag Naegleria
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>>151769329
not yet, but probably soon, if music isn't declared haram before
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>>151769459
who is we?
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>>151769459
tfw it might be true
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A bullet in every marxist
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i need to go to the soylent dispensary in downtown milwaukee but im white as hell! what do i do srg?
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i need to go to the soelent dispensary in downtown germany but im white as hell! what do i do srg?
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i need to go to the soylent dispensary in literally any white country but im white as hell! what do i do srg?
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>>151770187
>>151770452
>>151770910
kill yourself
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Why did Narcissa start acting so ditzy when she became her true self?
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>>151771156
my goal at agdq is to get a blowjob from her
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>>151771156
>her true self
You really believe that's the true cosmo?Trannies put on an act based on their own warped views of what women are like.
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Anyone else feel like they should never have branched out beyond their first speedgame?
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Anyone else feel like they should never have approved of trannies?
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>>151771156
>>151771408
Don't delude yourselves, Cosmo was always a fucking nutter he just knew not to be loud about it, it came out in private though. It's just that now he's a she, he's got all of these faggots backing him up with everything he does, feeding in to his retardation, so he's actually acting like he always wanted to now.

He's always been a narcissistic twat that thought he was a celebrity, in truth, he's just really pathetic.
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>>151771537
I feel the exact opposite anon. I ran too many games and as a result, I'm just mediocre at all of them. I should have just focused on one game so I could at least be top 3 and worth something.
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>>151771278
I too aspire to have two (nearly) parallel troughs carved out of my shaft by some fucktoothed tranny. Best of luck!
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>>151771278
remember to mind the gap
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>>151771713
That's the same. Should have just stuck with what I was good at instead of trying new speedgames that only looked fun because of others running it
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>>151771659
he is doing it to stay relevant
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>>151771659
He is an eceleb m8, ever since running oot at gdq 12 he's had retards feeding his ego and treating him like a cam whore.

It's almost as if all celebs are just normal pathetic human beings
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>>151772356
Not all of them would have the audacity to proclaim themselves the world's most influential speedrunner though.
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My biology wanders...
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>>151772517
remember his fame is based on a lie. from back when srl was started.
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>narcissmo is twitter verified
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The Fame
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>>151772858
tranny privilege
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>>151773186
only white males have privilege anon try to keep up
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>>151773853
its the current year
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>>151772858
how can you verify an account of someone who isn't even real? did he legally change his name? this is why twitter is shit and shouldn't be used.
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>>151772858
>>151776612
how do you verify an account on twitter? do you just them a nude pic with your name wrote on your skin?
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OoT bingo starting, if anybody's interested:
twitch.tv
/runnerguy2489
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>>151778043
Is runnerguy redpilled?
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>>151779812
redpilled with a light cuck wrapping of denial
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>>151779812
he took it hard when he got lead on by brittany moore. he knows what being a cuck is like and doesn't want to go through that again. i'd say he is pretty woke at this point.
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>>151776958
you have to send them actual proof, i.e. legal documents and whatnot and also have to show why you are worth being distinguished as verified i think
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There are people here who blindly follow any shit some no name non runner spouts in this shithole
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Bingo isn't speedrunning. Watch Dram instead!
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>>151783683
fuck dram. watch dxtr instead
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What kind of drugs should I take to make me stream more
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>>151785936
Caffeine
Adderal
Methamphetamine
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>>151779812
redpilled? Speedrunners started to use speed?
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did cosmo legally change his name to narcissa?
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>>151786678
Cosmo is dead. Fuck people are still on denial
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>>151786109
Skater does take amphetamines - no meme.
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>>151789502
wait what
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>>151789502
hello?
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>>151789502
....
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First for Inaros
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>>151789502
kek
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>>151789502
are we just picking up here then

hi from /wfg/ I guess
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>>151789502
this is a classic shitpost
why do you never see shitposts of this quality any more, this is actually funny, unlike the same old tranny medievil garbage over and over again
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>>151789502
>he didn't include dota in the op
wow you fucked up double.
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>>151789502
>>151789858
>90 seconds apart
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>>151789502
"Speed running" in Warframe has been gone for some time now, anon. Now come back to the real thread.
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>>151789502
>Tierqueer Filter

/vg/ whores are everywhere.
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>>151789958
this is a classic shitpost
why do you never see shitposts of this quality any more, this is actually funny, unlike the same old tranny medievil garbage over and over again.
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>>151789858
>>151789958
>>151790308

this is a classic shitpost
why do you never see shitposts of this quality any more, this is actually funny, unlike the same old tranny medievil garbage over and over again.
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>>151790872
>de hippie spacing
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>>151790872
>de hippie spacing
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>>151790872
>de hippie spacing
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>>151790945
>>151790971
>>151791036
>de normal spacing
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>>151790945
>>151790971
>>151791036

get creative anon
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>streamers who label any old game as """""Retro"""""

Nehhhhh I don't like it!
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>>151799073
ur mum is retro
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> How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece of shit goddamned game?
> Just so I can get world records and feel good about myself.
> It's a fucking joke.
> That's the only reason people speedrun, really.
> So they can get a world record.
> No one who speedruns is a fucking millionaire. You know, fucking hot bitches and doing actually important things in life.
> Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate, and getting world records is the only way they can feel good about themselves.
> How many fucking hours have I wasted doing this bullshit? It's so stupid. It's pathetic.
> All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get world records for a temporary goddamn high which will last, fucking, you know, a week or so.
> Until it goes away.
> And Ace exposes me for the world record shitter I am.
> Fucking hell, dude.
> It's a complete joke.
> Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.
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What the FUCK is his PROBLEM?
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>>151801210
mvg is a junkie, same with witwix. the streamers who did all those long 12+ hour streams every day got addicted to stimulants to stay awake. this is the dark side of professional twitch streaming that you won't hear of from streambig articles.

pie used stimulants in the past too, but has since stopped. now he can't stream very long and doesn't finish new games in one sitting anymore. he'd be hard pressed to do any stream longer than 16 hours when before he would do 24-30+ hour streams all the time.
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duke when the fuck are you coming to another marathon?

come to the next NASA i miss hanging out with you
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>>151802838
we all saw the speedgunslive stream. we know about pie's degenerate drug use
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>>151802838
Caleb Bloomer is a good Christian boy and would never stoop so low!
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>>151802838
dying of playing video games might be the most retarded way to die
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>>151803165
and you think caleb, who was a beta chicken with thing legs got that size without anabols? He even talks positively about anabols in his oldest videos
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post speedrunning content
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>>151803103
wording this
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>>151803396
if caleb hart is on roids and has that physique then he should ask for a full refund
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Stop making these pathetic threads and let this shitty general stay dead
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>>151762514
momodora: reverie under the moonlight
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>>151769459
how do i join team
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>>151804964
thanks for the late response!
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>>151805668
>>151805885
>>151806175
All me.
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>>151804217
Why do you guys choose games that no one's ever heard of for your speedgames?
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>>151807348
to feel like special snowflakes
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>>151807348
Cause they're fun
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>>151807348
Trying to find fame as a speedrunner is probably the worst mistake a person can make
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those toes tho
https://www.twitch
.tv/misskaddykins/v/83470212?t=05h31m58s
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>>151812461
EG...
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The Medievil Mistress
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How does Surreal consistently create the most disgusting split backgrounds and layout of all time, every time?
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comfy, quiet european runners that i can fall asleep to? there should be a twitch thing that starts playing some other comfy runner when my current comfy runner stops running. i start freaking out in the middle of the night if i wake up and there's no one speaking, and some idiots who get hosted start screaming out of nowhere
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>151814604
not at all, there's a world of difference.
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roses are red
and i'm just terrified
to live in a world
in which i am not @verified

call me vain if you'd like
i don't really care
but i will call bullshit
when things are unfair
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Yeah! That's my shit, right there! Yeah baby, right there! Oh yeah!
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>>151814604
whatever. i just then need some boring stream in which the streamer won't start screaming out of the blue
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I had to unfollow Croni. The racism and bigotry just reached critical mass lmao
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>>151815368
>Croni thinks she's Christian
>never even baptized
>Jewish
lmao
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>>151815368
There is absolutely no reason to follow that deluded mess. He already unironically believes he is female when he is a middle aged man.
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>>151815776
>she
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>>151815368
Croni, check if your follower list is missing a person. If not, then expose this shitter. E X P O S E H I M
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>>151815368
I had to unfollow heehee. His anti trump tweets were reaching critical mass. Why does he care so much about American politics when he's just a leaf? lmao
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Our boy Whitegoose gave a shoutout to /r/SamandTolki's resident stalker/obsessive/multi-accounter HaberdasherA at Dreamhack Canada.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/4xrngv/rwhitegoose_dedicates_his_n64_triathlon_oot/
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>>151817003
seriously, I know 90% of speedrunners are autistic but even they should know that no one wants to hear political shit from them
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No speedrunner should be talking about politics. They are all clueless children who were followed for video games.
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Why doesn't this shilled tranny of yours doesn't even have vods, /srg/? WTF
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a BULLET in the HEAD of every disgusting tranny FREAK (cronikeys) and their DEGENERATE enablers (nkr)
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>>151819678
um haberdashera is based...........................
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>>151820326
UMMnnMMMMMMM nnnn
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>>151820030
he literally doesn't speedrun. he forced himself into the community by stealing code to make speedrun-related websites.
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be a speedster
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>>151820760
thanks babe
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>>151820864
o_o
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>>151820952
;)
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>>151820952
>de headcrab face
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>>151789796
>>151803153
who is we?
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>>151789502
why did you delete?
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>>151821616
>>151821679
thanks for the late response!
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>>151821679
yessh
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What are some kick ass speedruns to learn? Preferably around 2 hours long
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>>151822857
super mario sunshine
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>>151822857
new doom
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>>151822857
2 hours is too long to be considered a speedrun
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https://socialblade.com/twitch/user/narcissawright
ONLY a -870 monthly follower average? Sad!
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>tfw submitted my first run
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Ok fine. If Trump becomes president I will 100% save speedrunning.
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>>151814481

Are you me?

>wake up randomly on my chair to loud as FUCK playstation ad
>it repeats 10 times
>have to get up and click it off
>the only person online is TMR
>he's procrastinating starting the next game, showing clips from Mexican Brothers concert
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>>151825091
thanks for the late response!
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>>151825091
who are you quoting?
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>>151825091

>de hippie spacing
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>>151825091
>>151825251
>de hippie spacing
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reminder
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U4T8urMk50
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>>151826539
why didn't you sage?
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I don't speedrun when I'm not feeling down. It feels like a joke, just an endless wave of luck based repetition. But when depression hits, it's the opposite. Any creative thought is drowned out by the feelings of pointlessness. Only then the repetition of speedrunning is soothing.

I'm sure I'm not alone in this.
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Someone post hot pictures of Kazooiegirl.
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Someone post ded pictures of Kadoggiegirl.
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>>151829502
I need something to cum to.
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>>151829562
I need something to die to.
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M-Medi...

*bones rattle*

Medi!
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I got the meme vice city record
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>>151830910
Awful speedgame, play a real one.
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>>151831229
I'm open for suggestions my man.
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shit thread shit hobby
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ded dog ded doggy
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>>151831617
- Guy who lacks the skill and dedication to push a game to its very limit and cries about it on 4chan because of his baby bitch boi attitude
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Ok I think I've mastered the Burnout Paradise 120 billboard run how do I get invited to a GDQ so I can meme it up with Girlfriend on loop?
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esa killed speedrunning
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>>151831923
You haven't mastered it.
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this thread fuckin sucks
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>>151832006
I have I just wanted to meme the fuck out of a GDQ with Avril Lavigne on loop for 45 minutes. Do I have to be a le epic streamer?
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>>151832314
>Do I have to be a le epic streamer?
it certainly helps
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>Do I have to be a le epic tranny?
it certainly helps
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speedrunning is just luck *consistently puts out worse times than wr holder*
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>>151837902
Anyone who cries about something to do with a game yet cannot peform a world record run is a fag with a baby bitch boi attitude with no skill or dedication.
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>>151836967
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>>151838314
*bird laughs*
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>>151839118
I've noticed a common trend. Everytime you see this post, look at what it's in reply to and it's always a truth post.

It's this posters signature 'I'm triggered' card.
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>>151815368
If croni was more visibly nonwhite you wouldn't say this
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>>151839406
Who posts pathetic shit like this? Ask yourself what you're doing and what you're talking about. Really embarrassing.
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>>151839350
>>151839559
*banshee screeches*
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>>151839559
croni isn't white
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>>151839601
These nonsensical meme posts aren't come backs or even fighting back, they only show just how weak you are.
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slayer stream no mans dogshit
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>>151839623
Stop posting about an irrelevant tranny and his skin colour NKR, you absolute wasteman.
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>>151839783
Not me cucklet bird brain
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>>151839692
*dibs bedora

: - DDDD well logigd my friebd : DDD
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Who do you guys think have the tighter vagina? Croni or Bene?
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Banshee screech
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>>151839779
I seriously hope none of us were retarded enough to buy that game.
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>>151842312
it depends, how good is croni's surgeon?
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>>151839779
>streaming
>>
MinexCraft
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>>151842513
There are plenty of cucks in here squid
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>>151843084
>t. cuck
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>>151842513
i pirated it
it wasn't worth the 10 minutes it took to download
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>>151843256
t. cuck
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The holocaust is a lie
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>>151839865
Your vocabulary screams /b/ level of unintelligent edgyness.

>>151842107
>I have been owned
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the squid you speak of in the thread doesnt match up to the real thing. how did it this happen?
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>>151842703
croni's rich so probably got a deluxe one
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>>151844189
Obsessed Squid impersonators. These people think he's some kind of pathetic loser that deserves to be ridiculed, so they try to convince other people to hate me.
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>>151844530
this post is squid
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>>151844530
>tfw lolcow abusers are so pathetic they become lolcows in themselves

we live in troubled times

>>151844052
do u want to see my butte whole
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>>151844189
>>151844530
LiquidxYid
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>>151842312
Croni would have the cutest one, thats for sure :3
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MarxistxMonkey
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GrindxCucklet
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BirdxBrain
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why is TMR so insecure
i wanna be his friend
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>>151849982
*crunches the taco*
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I'm putting the finishing touches on my TMRxHeadcrab fanfic.
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>>151844530
Why would you pretend to be me?
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MedixEvil
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>>151851273
can't wait
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>>151851273
oh my.
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Cheese invited to MMF threesome
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>>151858673
>those lumps on fniure's face
is that makeup covering the herpes he contracted from nancy's stank vagina?
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Mayne i aint got but 1 thing 2 say 2 yall niggaz

Cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo
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>>151861767
which game?
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>>151861767
what do you mean by "yall niggaz"?
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>>151861831
I been played dat Hotlyne Blyng 4 da longest, b
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heehee you need to stop fucking obsessing over trump as a way to get cronikey's attention. you both look like fucking idiots. just go back to pretending to learn games you promised people you'd play.
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>>151861958
Da MHC, duh
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>>151862018
>implying anyone cares about weedguy/cathorse

I dont wanna see him do shit unless it involves Uyama btfoing him on SDA
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>>151862018
Croni is one of the smartest people I know
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I am the smartest person I know.
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>>151862820
Please destroy cyberdemon and take over his subreddit.
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MinecraftxMarxist
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EmoxFaggot
EdgyxAutist
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obsess somewhere else nkr
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SquidxPosed
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GrindxChav
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Alison is this generation's Hitler
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BirdxPolice
>>
MyselfxYou
The OTP :3c
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>>151862018
cuck
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Meowsx...
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birdxmonkey
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Chibi is beating Cronikeys by 10%. Nobody wants a racist, sexist, nazi. It's 2016 lol
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BansheexScreech
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MeemevilxWe
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>>151866928
Cronikeys has been paid 150 million cronicoins to drop out of the race anyway.
>>
these cinnamon bun oreos are pretty good desu
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>>151867218
>>151866928
>believing the MSM and rigged polls
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>>151867370
I am a speedconservative and I do NOT support SDA or the GDQ couch.
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>>151867869
then you're not a speedconservative
>>
- - - IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL - - -

https://www.strawpoll.me/11000688

- - - IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL - - -
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>>151867370
what side do cute girls with cute dicks fall under?
>>
>>151868116
Off yourself
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>>151867962
That's like saying you can't be conservative, if you don't support the NSA and the Iraq war. Get out, lobbyist. Cronikeys speaks to the base of the speedconservative party and she will purge it of SDA shills.
>>
Important question
Now that Cosmo is a girl would he allow a man to suck his cock even though girls don't have dicks?
>>
cute boys > cute girls with dicks desu
>>
>>151802838
>>151803103
>>151866136
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>151868465
only if that man identifies as a woman, because >she is >lesbian
>>
>>151869037
autogynephilia
>>
>>151869090
cultural marxism
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>>151869090
>instead of a straight male I would rather be a lesbian female that is attracted to itself
She's a genius!
>>
>>151869090
>>151869165
>>151869226
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>151869253
Why are you talking to me or my wife's son?
>>
>>151868623
>>
Don't ever be a cuck ever again.
>>
Can we have a wr hitlist again, but this time we go after records held by trannies or blacks?
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>>151869457
but that's not a cute girl with a cute dick :/
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>>151869973
who is we?
>>
>>151870009
please dont be rude to nerscylla like that :/
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>>151869457
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>>151869973
Every WR needs to be held by a straight White male again. This is our hobby
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>>151870446
croni is literally a jewish tranny
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>>151866928
>sj huffin that stank finger
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zfg seems so fucking depressed whenever he can't beat his own continually-improving world record. This state is literally the most inevitable, most ideal outcome of speedrunning well, and he just sounds like he wants to fucking kill himself.

Is this the endgame we all strive for?
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>>151871632
Delete this nigger.
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>>151872095
zfg always sounds like he wants to kill himself. he has the most whiny depressing voice i've ever heard, and i'm an avid slayerofbabies watcher.
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>>151872095
who is we?
>>
>>151872687
Those of us who speedrun.
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>>151872214
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>151872687
>who is we?
>>
>>>/v/348515753
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>>151873347
Great, we don't need /srg/ anymore
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>kazooiegirl tags all her instagram photos with "#gamergirl"
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>>151873531
who is we?
>>
cronikeys i know you're upset that trump is falling behind in the polls but could you please turn your bot off

thanks
>>
>>151874016
who is you're?
>>
>>151874092
he just fucking said who you're is, it's cronikeys, what are you? a fucking retard?
>>
>>151875606
>responding to de bot
>>
I made a fairly long pastebin on turbo in speedrunning (something already acceptable in the JRTA community). However, I was wanting to just try to start a little discussion over what is mostly a hypothetical situation: if a runner uses turbo to complete speedruns due to having a disability. Please note that I wrote this from assuming that any runner is simply running games for their own personal enjoyment, not for WR attempts. This is also opposed to a runner cheating by using Turbo despite having no physical limitations. Anyway, here's the full pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/GxcU6A7D
You can make just as many valid arguments against what I say in this pastebin, in all honesty. However, even though I may not be exactly the greatest speedrunner ever, I will always enjoy speedrunning greatly despite my own hand problems. I hope that no one in this community will ever bully anyone due to using turbo or other setups to deal with a physical limitation, because it can be hard enough to keep a positive outlook with speedrunning when you do have such obstacles holding you back.
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>>151876017
Okay.
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>>151876017
I don't see how this can ever be acceptable in a competition. You don't give a cripple a car, so he can compete in a marathon. Nobody's stopping you from doing a casual speedrun on your own terms.
>>
ded thread?
>>
ded doggy?
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>>151876017
>wahh wahh i'm disabled
that's a sign that you shouldn't be living
>>
>>151879860
good post
>>
https://twitter.com/skaterOoT/status/765309673356480513

DUDE
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death to all freaks who obsess over runners in srg
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>>151881807
headcrab post the doujin
>>
>>151883701
i dont know it i just found the crop somewhere
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>>151883790
this is exactly why no one likes you
>>
>>151883867
o_o
>>
>>151883867
i don't like him because he's in my country illegally
>>
What food do you guys eat while speed running? I eat chicken nugget sandwiches.
>>
>>151869973
i'm game for this, but first we must gather all records held by jews blacks and trannies. then we can systematically take out those records one by one.

this is the only way we can save speedrunning.
>>
>try to find some classic serg vocaroos
>links are all dead
dude rip
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>>151876017
if people allow controller adapters so they can use their game cube controllers on their N64 and vice versa, then fuck it, use turbo. a lot of people are hypocritical when it comes to controllers. they all say no to turbo but think its ok with adapters, special sticks, and certain types of controllers.

basically raelcun was right. just use turbo. if someone calls you out, get your friends to back you up saying you didn't use turbo and you should be fine.
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http://forums.pokemonspeedruns.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&p=5619

Our guy actually did it.

Ahem. What's his name again?
>>
>>151884926
cronikeys, you are good at making lists. make a list of all WR held by the jews, blacks, and trannies. also add women to the list but that shouldn't be hard to find actual women WR holders.

let's make speedrunning great again!
>>
>>151885797
(pokemon) speedrunning has just been saved
>>
>>151885797
based as heck
>tfw can't meme with *posts irrelevant sonic video* anymore
>>
>>151885797
Might actually start running Pokémon desu
>>
>>151885797
What happened to Werster's vehement defense of IGT?
>>
>>151885797
>still bans emulators
>doesn't provide a capable way to capture all game boy consoles
nope pokemon speedruns are still fucked.

>>151886223
he realized that the community was dying and the only way to get more people into it is to spark competition. the best way to do that is to time the games the correct way and not to use in game time like a faggot.
>>
>>151886347
>implying anything newer than the SNES can be accurately emulated
>>
>>151885797
>>151886347
all speedruns should only be timed by an official twin galaxies referee. they are the bastion of excellence when it comes to speedruns.
>>
who you guys rooting for in mario maker monday?
>>
reminder that if your speedrun isn't on SDA, it's not an ~official~ wr
>>
>>151885797
http://wiki.pokemonspeedruns.com/index.php?title=Pok%C3%A9mon_Red/Blue/Cockblockers

What did he mean by this?
>>
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>>151888976
>>
any1 else puffin on a giant ass doob while watching pie stream
>>
>zfg is still live this close to his bed time
nice
>>
>>151890261
who is this semen demon?
>>
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what's with trannies having puffy marshmallow foreheads
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>>151893789
can you post some picture examples?
>>
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why
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>>151893616
No, this can't be happening...
WHY DO ALL THE STREAMERS I LOVE HAVE TO DIE? WHY, GOD, WHY?
>>
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>>151896225
>0.05% of his followers are watching his stream

what the fuck lmao
was cheebs viewbotting all this time?
>>
>>151896695
I think memelords just follow him waiting for the next iwata funeral stream
>>
>>151896225
reminder duke gets 12x the viewers chibi does streaming the same game
duke you could sell out so easily just stream
please
stream... ;~;
>>
>>151896852
Duke is loaded. He has no reason to sell out. He probably has more money in the bank than all the other speedsellouts combined.
>>
>>151896695
i think he gets hosted by cirno and some other guys
>>
>>151893616
I bet /v/'s having a CWC-tier field day with this
>>
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http://forums.pokemonspeedruns.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&p=5619
>>
anyone still have the YT clip of goose doing a news report for his local TV channel?
>>
is harambe a good meme
>>
>>151901589
nah the MHC has been a shit meme for over a year now
>>
>>151901789
thats racist
>>
>>151901875
??
>>
whens the next bertin stream
>>
>>151901789
#dicksoutfortheMHC
>>
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bertin whens shadow
>>
FuriousPaul did it.
>>
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Is Nosraef a tranny?
>>
>>151901589
No it's a shit normalfag meme.
>>
Here's a vintage meme I bet none of you saw coming.

https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/just_an_idea_zoo_jeux_zoom__open_for_discussion_23.html#just_an_idea_zoo_jeux_zoom__open_for_discussion_23
>>
>>151905304
why did people accept this fag into the community after his meltdown at that one GDQ is a better question
>>
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>>151905956
>open link
>forget im logged into sda
>name pops into "viewing" on 2 year old thread

just post the screenshot already
>>
>>151905956
post the one where slayer gets told by uyama
>>
>>151893280
croni
>>
>>151906768
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>151906401
I don't have it, someone please post it.
>>
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>>151906262
>>
trannies desu
>>
>>151905006
he should move on now, that game is done and infuriating to run with all the RNG bullshit right at the end of the game.
>>
>>151906062

thanks for the late response!
>>
>>151909421
t. unskilled 2nd place baby bitchboi
>>151909638
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>151906262
stream monhun and you're forgiven
>>
is anyone watching gunner stream right now?
This is the most autistic shit I've ever seen.
>>
how does arcus87 maintain that full time schedule without even a sub button? is he retired?
>>
>>151910146
is he wearing pants?
>>
birdxlaugh
>>
>>151909638
>12 minutes apart
you're pushin the definition of late response here, bud
>>
I am 58 years old and I'm wondering if I am too old to speedrun. The reason I am asking this is because my brain has slowed down significantly. My reaction time has gotten very bad over time. I also have arthritis and tendonitis so my hands, wrists, and elbows hurt after playing video games for a long time. Should I just give up my dream of becoming a speedrunner?
>>
>>151911839
thanks for the late response!
>>
im gonna shitpost while streaming
>>
>>151912014
>tfw your speedrun has a 2 minute break
just enough time to type up a hot shitpost
>>
bigxdick
>>
>>151910529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VR3Hk2EOFI
>>
>>151911981
if you're over 50 and still playing video games, you are probably unworthy of life
>>
>>151912551
what do you want?
>>
>>151913041
fun fact is that this current generation will be playing vg until their death
>>
>>151913152
kinda self-explanatory, isn't it?
>>
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guys I think slayer finally did it for real this time. speedrunning turok pushed him over the edge.
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>>151918226
more like deader lol
>>
>>151901789
>its been over a year since mhc died
>its been almost 6 months since dss became pre-timeskip sj levels of dead
>>
>>151918342
b-but the TRUE road to 250 subs just started!
>still plays rhythm games
>>
>>151918226
F
>>
>>151918532
Is it just me or does he says hes goong to get back into speedrunning/streaming/sonic ever other week? But then ends up doing one weekend stream of miku then dies for another week
>>
>>151918642
Stop following people who do this.
>>
I really hope Trix starts playing Golden Yoshi's Iand.
>>
>>151913696
hopefully that death comes soon
>>
>>151905304
This fag has absolutely no relevance to any kind of speedrunning whatsoever. The fact that you even follow his tranny-tier ~private twitter~ is also pathetic.
>>
I miss the Shia poster
>>
>>151921691
>>151921779
thanks for the late responses!
>>
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bertin u got sum splainin 2 do
>>
>>151907023
>where is klonoa?

speedrun.tv/liquidxsquid
>>
>>151923157
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>151922617
autism
>>
>>151926224
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>151911981
This is EXACTLY what JRPG speedrunning was invented for.
>>
https://twitter.com/cheese051/status/765511268438507521

LOL
>>
>>151927820
I feel bad for bboy. He should be allowed to use Turbo.
>>
>>151927820
i thought the thing that hurt his hands was a motion specific to SMS
>>
>>151927373
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>151928937
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>151928184
He is full of shit and needs an excuse to fall back on when he starts finding it hard to PB.
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Apologize.
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>>151929491
>>
>>151929491
>>151929728
What do these have to do with speedrunning?
>>
>>151929491
this is what happens when ya hang out at those freak show speedrun marathons
>>
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/765383342585962496
reminder that croni ditched us for the people that retweet her
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