/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

cute boys

that look like girls and wear cute clothes

tfw no bf

>>151732282
I don't know that feel :3

>>151732401
>:3
Fuck off.

>>151732401
yeah i don't either i just wanted to continue the gay shit
>>151732531
don't be sour, anon-kun! :3c

So what things are exactly double rp/money at vip work? Just certain jobs/challenges?

>>151732531
why? >:3

>tfw gtag bf harem

>>151732875
all VIP work is double RP
no double cash this week except for the extraction adversary

>>151733023
>tfw loyal only one bf like you're supposed to

>no link to previous thread
>>151584150

>>151733456
shut up white bitch

This is even more shitposting than normal.

How about we set up a game night? What game modes do you like playing?

>>151733032
Thanks for the input, was starting to wonder if something was bugged.

>>151734274
I like playing pac standard glitch

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>it's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode

>>151736196
Wew, I was afraid something happened to cowposter

>>151736196
Cowposter, save us from this shitty thread with a shitty Porsche, shitty posts, shitty pills, no edition, and no link

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>>151736626
>shitty Porsche

>>151736626
>shitty pill
We will never be rid of the pill as long as retards lead the PC GTAG. I say we revolt and create a new crew to invite those wrongfully kicked, and give GTAG the enblems it deserves.

>>151737259
this
I'm sick of the retarded, autistic leadership we have.

New leaders and new enblems fucking when

>>151737615
When you make a new crew and get people to join instead of just complaining like a little bitch without the balls to leave this one and lead the new one

>>151737615
so making a new crew? Sign me up. I joined this crew a month ago, and not a single crew event. It's broken, so let's get a new one

>>151737969
>>151737615
Ok, I'll make a new crew if atleast 100 people vote yes
http://www.strawpoll.me/10990561

>>151738323
ITS HAPPENING

GET FUCKED AUTISTS

>>151738323
finally we can fully abolish the pill, sick of that fucking enblem

>>151737259
>>151737615
>>151738323
either this is a samefag or there are a scary amount of people who don't know how to spell emblem

>>151738323
Be sure to use your real SC when you make your crew. Dont be a huge pussy like that last guy that tried and use a newly created anonymous account

>>151738323
>that lonely "no" cuck

>>151739002
>Britcucks

there's your problem, high off brexit

>pill emblem
new epic meme?

>>151739110
literally no country in the world says enblem, it's not a word

THIRD CHARACTER WHEN

>>151739370
>having more than one character
gay

>>151739370
JOIN THE NEW CREW, AND MAKE GTAG GREAT AGAIN

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>>151739426
>not having a second character to hold hard assets

10 garages when?

>>151739732
this, I need a garage full of PRB sultans to masturbate my e-peen

>4 cucks standing in the way of progress

kys desu

>>151739602
>good emblems

This is why we need new crew. Someone thought the pill was better than this.

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>>151737259
>a crew made up of people that were such shit they were kicked out of a 4chan crew

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>this whole shitposting revolution could have been prevented if gtag listened to based cowposter

FUCKING WHEN

Why the fuck is it so easy to flip a car lying upside down in GTA 5?

>>151740878
Because it's a video game and not real life

>>151736905

>944
>anything but shitty

There's a reason they cost 2.5k, and it's not because they're good.

>>151740868
this, if gtag leaders want to keep power, they should show that they respect the will of the crew.

>>151740868
T B H if gtag did this, I would stop making another crew, as they will prove they're the bigger faggots

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/vg_gta_general

Join the new crew

>>151740868
I'm not making furshit the crew emblem.

>>151740994
I don't care about real life, it just looks nice and I wanna drive it in my vidyagame

>>151741324
why do you think people are leaving? It's because the leaders don't follow the will of the lead.

>>151740968
Irrelevant it was normal in previous installments.

>>151741538
Because that wasn't fun
It's the same reason you can rotate your car on both axis while in the air now, fun > realism

>>151741627
>muh fun xDD
Racing is fucked up there's no risk of landing upside down so you can just drive like a retard.

>>151741754
>>muh fun xDD
What kind of turbosperg are you?

>>151741860
I don't want the series devolve into Just Cause

>>151740868
OMG this

>>151741754
would you like a smoothie with that autism?

>>151741985
toO LAte

>>151740868
if gtag leaders did this, they would prove that they listen to the will of crew

the clock is ticking...

All this samefagging for a fucking fur emblem, pls tell us your name so you can be "wrongfully" kicked

>>151742247
no u

>>151740868
>>151741119
>>151741987
>>151742148
you need to seriously start considering suicide

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Guys, stick together! Don't fight over a dumb emblem.

Let's make an emblem contest, like Gookmoot is having for the board banners.

>>151742247
This is the problem with gtag, as soon as any demands are made, it devolves in "hurr durr samefag" and nothing gets done, this is why we are leaving.

>>151742613
OMG this

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>>151742668
Have fun in your furryfaggots crew with 3 other people, then.
Not like you were a structural pillar in /gtag/ anyway

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>>151740868
>>151742148
hello mr. vanilla "autism.bux" rice. do excuse my manner of posting, i just don’t know how many people will read this, and i’d rather not be recognizable. i am an independent shitposter seeking a private audience with you to discuss an important matter. i guarantee that it is in your interest to honor this request. believe me, if my purpose was not significant, i would not risk my a temp ban pursuing it. the reason i shitposted in your general was to get your attention. if i had sought this via conventional means, i would be much less likely to have success, because you are a busy man with many responsibilities. i’ll get my contact information to your crew so that if you are interested, you can respond. as for anyone else whose reading, please help make this post go viral so that it gets to mr. rice, and be sure to get out and vote for mr. rice in the 2016 crew leader nomination. thank you.

>>151742668
>70 posts
>20 posters
Gee I wonder if it could all be just one guy.

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>>151742907
Do you know how many furfags are in gtag?

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>>151742668
>we

Lads, I need some help.

Long story short: gf's got a free house for two weeks so brought my PC over to play vidya.

Try launching GTA and its stuttering constantly.
No settings have been changed or anything like that. The only variable that has changed is the TV. I'm using her TV, rather than my own. Everything else is exactly the same setup.

It's Just GTA that's stuttering. All other games work fine as usual.
What's going on here? Refresh rate on gf's TV?

>>151743241
turn off vsync and try it

>>151743315
Alright m8 I'll give that a go. Gimme a sec

>>151743215
that group was made like a month ago

>>151743472
And? nobody had the cojones to join then either

>>151743472
He's a retard, don't provoke him

>>151743451
if that doesnt work try changing the resolution or something desu

>>151743557
because it was started by an autist that was kicked. They arnt valid comparisons

>>151743746
Autist that was kicked vs furry, sounds like nobody would join either of you.

All this shitposting now is nullprophet/Annie. Cowposter is Annie. It's all a ruse.

>>151743843
See
>>151743214

>>151743949
nice false flagging, nullphaggot

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>>151744015
Less than you think there are.
>>>/trash/ for your shit tastes is that way →
This isn't your containment board, stop pretending everyone else here enjoys your fur autism.

>>151743315
>>151743743
I'm on the loading screen right now and even that is stuttering. I can hear the loading music coming on in intervals. 1 sec on, 3 secs off. But the loading wheel in the bottom right was going around without any hesitation.
This is fucking weird.

Turning V-sync off didn't do anything either.

It's not a graphical lag, I've got a top of the line PC and play GTA on maxed out all the time at home. it works fine in that 1 second of motion but then it just freezes for 3 seconds.
There's no lag of command either, I can only direct my player around during that 1 second where it's active. Trying to move in the 3 seconds where it's inactive doesn't effect that 1 second, there's no catch-up.

Can't help but think it has something to do with this TV

>>151744439
Maybe mess with graphical settings a bit?

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>>151744161
Not me senpai I'm watching pokemon xy and monitoring this thread for shitposts, but I do think buffalo is cute.

>>151744439
So how come u don't have a monitor to use?

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>>151744924

>>151744330
3 comms, 5 lieutenants, and nearly all reps are furry, countless muscle too.

>>151745132
Which comms?

>>151744738
Like what exactly? I've tried the refresh rate, as to my understanding the TV you use has a factor in the refresh rate, but that didn't solve anything either. I'm trying to get my head around why the TV is dictating the gameplay, rather than the PC.

This is just bizarre.
Can anyone with a Samsung TV confirm that GTA works for them?

>>151744924
Well right now I'm over my Gf's house so I'm just using her TV in the lounge.
But I haven't got a monitor back home either, I use an LG tv.
Should I invest in some monitors?

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SOMETIME NEVER

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>>151745078
why do u still have this, DELETE.

>>151745226
For all you know that tv might be a 30hz.

>>151743949
YOU DONT SPEAK THEIR NAME

YOU SUMMONED NULLPHAGGOT TO THE THREAD

>>151745220
The whole bottom row

>>151744924
>>151745078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCfRHu0SKiQ
gitgud

>>151745350
Yeah I thought that but it's 50hz.
I'll keep messing with the settings, something's got to work.

Thanks for the advice anons.

>>151740868
why is this crew such shit?

>>151746312
I bet my bunny hops can go faster then that.

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>>151746312
those are pretty easy to do on any bike.

I think you get more speed from the bmx if you do a larger hop and nose down a bit more since it acts like a push of some sort... I think

>>151745316
>florida next to nevada
hurr

>>151747104
ikr, I'm not even a furfag, but fuck the pill

>>151747380
>Liberty City
>Los Santos
>Vice City
>San Fierro
>Las Venturas
These are all real cities

>>151747663
Vice city is in Florida you mongoloid.

>>151744924
>has to use a glitch to win bmx races

>>151748101
>doesn't use all available resources in the game to win

>>151747736
You seem to have trouble separating reality from fiction.

>>151748160
R* put it in the game. Why would they not want players to do it?

>>151748101
You seem to forget nullphaggot has a golden minigun

>>151748342
what other color would you paint it? they all look gaudy.

>>151748160
>uses a glitch when everybody else in the race doesn't

>>151748560
>this doesn't count as cheating against crew

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Please, I want in on the pc crew. Why won't you accept my request?

>>151748775
What's your name?

>>151748775
Post your name.

>>151748885
>>151748906
MrDazg

>>151745362
what made Liberty City so comfy, was it the lighting ?

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Pacific standard 3/4
All setups + finale
40-20-20-20
kuruma escape
pro team
post SC for invite

>>151749698
Doing the glitch?

>>151750007
it clearly says what it is.
if you dont want money dont come.

>>151750007
>hey guys i have free vanilla ice cream! come get it
>is it chocolate?
This is you right now.

>>151750209
>>151750107
I was just going to offer to do the glitch in return so everyone can make fast money, geez

>>151750107
I don't see how it says anything about doing the glitch or not.

>>151750254
we're fine either way but if you want to do the glitch with us, i'll add you

>>151750324
>All setups + finale
>All setups
>40-20-20-20

>>151750813
I think he meant that it doesn't say if you'll do the glitch or not at the end of the setups

>>151751175
>40-20-20-20
if we did it would say something like
0-35-35-30

the question is do you want to earn 380k

Removal of all pill and 'gtag' emblems when

Removal of gtag when?

>>151749698
>kuruma escape
>pro team
???

>>151751509
>takes bikes safe route
>not taking kuruma highway route
>pro team
???

>>151750813
>>All setups + finale
>>All setups
And you can't do the glitch at the end of that, why?

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>>151751509
kuruma is for not losing any money from the 1.25M
pro team means we did this heist like 250 times if not more

stop being a retard

>>151751632
>kuruma highway route
Why do you want to lose money?

>>151751917
>I can't hold x

>>151751347
Oh yeah. I wouldn't call that clearly though, requires you to think about it or know it.

>>151752005
Holding X won't do shit about the choppers on you at the dinghy.

>>151751917
i'd say 90% of the time we escaped with 1.25M
10% of the time we escaped with 1.2M+ because one of us managed to do the impossible
>>151752040
>I cannot think: the post
>>151752093
what? 250 out of 250 times there weren't a single chopper at the dinghy

>>151752093
that's what the notoriety clear under the bridge is for.

>>151752207
>>I cannot think: the post
I'm just saying I don't think that qualifies as "clearly". Doesn't mean that I even tried to think about it.
Anything that requires you to think to get it isn't "clearly" in my opinion.

>>151742668
Speak for yourself faggot.
If that trash becomes the emblem I'd quit for good.

>>151751907
Bikes are perfectly safe as long as nobody shoots back.

>>151752292
Tell me about it.

>>151752369
>you post about the glitch that means you know how it works
>you see the post that says the money is split 40-20-20-20
???????????
If that isn't clear as day then i have no idea.

>>151752398
the bridge by devil's point not the bridge you jump off of.

Why isn't Rockstar fixing bike and motorbike glitches?

>>151752510
>>you post about the glitch that means you know how it works
That's an assumption, but okay.
>>151752510
>>you see the post that says the money is split 40-20-20-20
Well, that part isn't talking about the glitch itself. And you need to consider how the glitch specifically works, i.e. think about it. Thus it's not "clearly".
"Clearly" would be something like "no glitch". Your post was more obtuse about it.

>>151752654
they are

because they're fun.

>>151752682
If someone says "I live in a house", it's clear they don't live in an apartment, but they don't have to outright say that for it to be clear. If you know about the glitch, you know the host doesn't get a cut.

>>151752561
Where?

>>151752379
>leaving because of an emblem

That is literally the same thing as all the pill fucks are sperging about

>>151753049
>If someone says "I live in a house", it's clear they don't live in an apartment, but they don't have to outright say that for it to be clear.
That's not really a good analogy, I'd say that would be more apt if you said "we're doing it glitchless" or something.
Also, these things don't negate my point.

>>151753187
devil's point.

the big fucking rock sticking out of the ground.

>>151744924
Oh shit, how do I get San Andreas to look like that? Also since when could you play as a girl in SA?

>>151752379
just leave now, you sound like an obnoxious faggot

>>151753707
I'd say he's fit right in considering the upper managements behavior.

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>>151753629
A while ago.

>>151753485
Nothing about this devil's point on google, so I'm gonna assume you're pulling my leg.

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>>151753889
>even the road's trajectory is an extremely low polygon count one
I don't remember it being THIS bad

Consoles have to ruin every otherwise good title

>>151754365
drive along the leftmost highway until you come across a big fucking rock sticking out of the ground

I may have gotten the word wrong. Devil's toe?

Is an Armored Kuruma worth having?

>>151754623
It's extremely useful, so yes. You're a fag for using it in most circumstances though.

>>151754623
Only if you're carrying shitters through heists.

>>151748215
You seem to have trouble not being a complete retard.

>>151754710
Well obviously you wouldn't use it in a public lobby, that shit becomes a fucking bullseye/target

>>151754459
okay.

>>151753863
srsly tho, why is the upper management so retarded? Have they just gone mad with power, and don't listen to the will of the crew? Are they just lazy and don't care anymore? or are they just retarded?

>>151755002
all of the above.

It's the reason why the crew is dying.

>>151755002
You could add Blater on Steam, or add him on Social Club, and communicate your desires to him.
>>151755230
Pretty sure the crew is no better or worse than when Holo was in charge. The best way to make it better would be playing together like in the old screenshots.

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>>151754618
You mean this rock? Are you the guy with the 3/4 team? I want in if so, you got me curious.

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>>151755002
all the above

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>you know those things cause cancer, right boss?

>>151755442
how the fuck can you even be a level 842 without having maxed shooting? I can understand completely neglecting strength and stealth but shooting? You should have that maxed just by playing the game for like 30 levels or so

>>151755447
Why is the female assistant so fully
why is the male assistant so cute

>>151755436
congrats you found it.

No. I'm just a mild mannered citizen. With a faster elite challenge meta.

>>151755642
He probably bought his account from one of these dedgen transfer things

>>151755723
but that still leaves the question of how whoever that was on dedgen managed to level up so much without firing his weapon.

>>151755793
dns lobbies.

Rest in piece.

>>151755642
Other people's stats have been broken since launch on PC. I'd still report him anyway, fucking bronies.

>>151755716
Now I really want to play with you.

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>tfw he found the clitoris

>>151755386
Why should I add bl8r when he can read the thread
and see we are sick of his shit

>>151755793
PS3 still has working menus (Well, so does PC but they don't have this stuff anymore)
People give you like a billion GTA dollar, every pegasus vehicle, every special outfit, filled garages with specificed vehicles for 15$

>>151755967
>tfw she found tumblr

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>>151756247
I'd fuck a drunk tumblr bitch, if only to see what kind of outrageous sexual tension explodes out of that ticking emotional time bomb. They probably enjoy bondage and anal deep down.

>>151756608
Enjoy those rape charges next morning.

>>151756608
srsly, that's the same face in the previous pic

congrats anon, you made the first tranny with downs syndrome

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>>151756751
she gets a bit retarded-looking when she's drunk, bls no bully

>>151756719
the statistics show that women usually lose these cases, I'd take the bitch on

>>151756203
Plus you can load menus on official firmware now.

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>ywn sit down and put your face between these cheeks

>>151755386
fuck that, blater should read the thread and see the demands anonymously. I dont want to ask him for something just to get banned. The system as broken right now, and he won't fix it.

>>151756926
I don't mean to bully, but she is the first retarded character I've seen. Most trannies are just ugly and/or manish, but I've never seen this. It's like the old man or the gorilla, it's funny seeing them runaround with explosives.

>>151757154
He's never going to listen to you and the circlejerk is too powerful to destroy. It must be cast into the fires of Mount doom, only then would it be destroyed

>>151757121
>tfw you remember player names from their char's butt

>>151757489
Stop bullying my casca-esque character. Down syndrome a cute. A CUTE.

>>151757489
Anonymous passive aggressive autism isn't going to accomplish what you want. Maybe stop screaming FIRE when you don't get everything you want. You could start an actual conversation rather than shitposting and using idle threats.

>>151757154
I'm not even in the PC crew, but if you post your suggestions here, I'll message blater for you.

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>>151754459

>>151755857
Do you have a microphone?
Also post your sc if you want. I might run it by my friends if we should include you.

>>151752654
If youre talking about stuff like gliding. Rockstar has patched and then unpatched motorbikes due to fans requesting it be added back in- because it was fun.

Im sure bike physics (like being launched, rain not causing your bike to fishtail etc) are being kept as they are on purpose because polishing them out is new game material. As in, they are doing the work right now, but they arent going to release it for free. GTA5 DLC is mostly copy paste cars with numbers moved around and new models. I bet they have drifting working in gta6 build etc.

The only major new feature changes we have gotten is hydraulics, kers, downforce on 3 new cars- that I think is it.

>>151758792
hydraulics and KERS aren't new though. They've been around since dedgen through save editors.

>>151758756
I do, but I don't use it much. That's something consolefriends ask usually, what's your platform?

>>151759193
PC.

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>>151753889
dat pop in

also

I bought the nimbus on impulse because fuck it lots of money and new plane. Thought it handled just like a luxor. Go to look at the game files and its literally a copy/pasted luxor every stat the same with a tiny tiny TINY bit more engine power

>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)

> (No heterosexuals allowed here either)

Wtf is this. Are you all gay or something?

>>151759264
Oh, okay. GabeTRD.

>>151759047
It was DLC though. When they make it is irrelevant. There are still handling tags I can mod in from gta4 and san andreas.

>>151759625
whoa how the fuck did you know? I thought the (No heterosexuals allowed here either) was subtle

>>151759681
Profile is private.


Not off to a good start lad.

>>151759887
What, you can't add me or something?

>>151759834
zip it fag

Is this entire thread filled with only homos?

wtf

>>151759962
The entire PS4 crew and half of the PC crew, pretty much.

>>151760282
why

why arent there any straights

is this a gay thing only?

this really confuses me

>>151760452
you may only post in this thread if you have a really cute bf so please leave

>>151760540
i'm not a fag or a girl so no.
I dont have a boyfriend.

>2016
>still falling for the female meme
enjoy being broke and neglected all the time, straighty

>>151760452
Why do you think everyone plays a female character?
Why do you think the circlejerk is so strong?
Why do you think catower uses a voice changer?
Why do you think people want a pink buffalo emblem?
Why do you think people here want Jap cars?
Why do you think people here hate supers?
Why do you think people here group up on random?
Why do you think people run pacstan all the time?
Why do you think leadership is so retarded?

It's because they all gay

>>151760786
Traps are ok, too

>>151760854
>Why do you think people here hate supers?
t. 12 year old

>>151760932
It's a proven statistic that supercars are like by male more than females. Most women like muscle cars or hotrods.

>>151760896
so you're not only homos

you're into fucking trannies aswell

sick fucks

>>151759947
You're an unknown. The friends I play with don't like playing with retards. I don't want to introduce someone that's going to be a liability, and constantly fuck up simple tasks.

since you're in the gtag crew, and openly associate with retards, I can only assume you are one.

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>>151761101
Get Out

>>151761026
Male children and manchildren

>>151761295
this

women like muscle cars because masculine men like muscle cars

>>151761026
male children also owned hot wheels at one point

coincidence? I think not.

>>151761295
>>151761417
Nice samefag

>>151761101
not trannies, cute boys you dumb straightfag

>>151760854
>Why do you think people want a pink buffalo emblem?
since when?

>>151761681
Awww, did your feelings get hurt, little babby? That's some pathetic fucking damage control.

>>151761417
Only retards like muscle cars.

Alright so hear me out.

What if people want abortion to be illegal because the jews who control our country jerk off to the idea of abortions being illegal and immoral?

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>>151761235
Too bad, some in the crew could vouch for me. I only do pacstan as a sport these days.

>>151761235
dont worry about this guy gabe. He seems like hes just a shitposter who likes to be a dick. Who writes something like that upfront?

>>151753321
Actually, the analogy is a comparison of two scenarios with mutually exclusive states and you're just too stupid to figure even that out.

>>151761893
Where have you been the last 4 threads?

>>151762276
>the analogy is a comparison of two scenarios with mutually exclusive states
That doesn't mean the scenarios are the same, that's why the analogy is bad.

>and you're just too stupid to figure even that out.
That's false.

>>151762354
banging my bf lol what about you?

>>151762014
t. effeminate manbabby

>>151762276
that's gay

>>151762632
t. man who likes spinning out and killing a bunch of school kids

>>151760282
Actually mradonis is the only gay ps4 memeber.

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>>151762753

>>151762597
>tfw no gtag boyfriend

Why is it so easy to make a good male face but so hard to make a good female face.

>>151763038
Female parents are shit.

>>151763038
Because the females are canonically trannies. They catfish Lamar to get to LS, and they have penis when using prostitute

>>151762746
>t. man who likes spinning out and killing a bunch of school kids
>t. man who likes spinning out
>t. man who likes
>t. man

>t. man
exactly, bitchboi

>>151747380
well geographically with all the gta worlds stitched together the map makes sense

R* would have to add more cities for it to be closer to real world accuracy

>>151763385
Well, as much of a man as you can be when you don't grow out of your stupid teenage phase of loving brash and gaudy cars.

male plays as a female
>played with barbies instead of g.i.joe
>takes it in his ass instead of fucking her in the ass

>>151763794
it's a role-playing game.
it's made to escape reality
now shut up and go back to mowing the lawn and paying taxes, faggot.

>>151763954
ha ha nice

>>151763794
>sticking your dick in a poop chute
>instead of a specifically designed one which is a matter of inches away
You're probably a deeply closeted faggot yourself.

>>151763538
>teenage phase of loving brash and gaudy cars.
So you're saying liking shiny overpriced electric razors on wheels made out of plastic isn't juvenile, brash, and gaudy? Simply epin.

>>151764041
This, pooper is not fun, only people do it because it's over hyped in culture

>>151764085
Super cars are just as bad. I was just talking about muscle cars in particular.

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>>151763794
>fucking her in the ass
>like some kind of homo

>>151764191
honestly never have
>exit only

>>151764041
>>151764191
>>151764338
How to spot virgins: Episode 1

What mods are you guys using in single player?
Bored of online and want to fuck around in SP.
What do you guys have installed?

Who are the circlejerk?

>>151764447
Get your booty-eater particles out of my general

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>>151764447
>not wanting to fuck a hole designed for disposal of waste makes us virgins

>>151764204
love muscle cars but they turn & handle like shit
like your driving on solid ice

>>151764493
Realism Dispatch Enhanced
Some weapon sound mod

>>151764493
Menyoo

what's wrong with bikes? why do you guys call them "mansex"?
every time i'm riding, i think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcMHeBRSaxs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS7sRfknXXQ

>>151764705
Is hand designed for stroking your dick? What if you didn't washed your hands for long time and then proceed to masturbate? What if you stick dick into cleaned hole designed for disposal of waste?

>>151765653
You're going to summon her

>>151766223
Summon who?

>>151766223
who?

Reminder that if your bike doesn't have a kick starter you might as well ride on a tiny Jap dick.

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>>151766367
>>151766473

>>151757154
Blater reads the thread every break he gets but can't always reply cause ip range bans that airplane mode toggling doesn't fix

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>>151766782

>>151766829
He doesn't need to reply to every post, all he needs to do implement the will of the people. I still see the ugly pill as the crew emblem, despite everyone rallying against it.

>>151767410
Is there a strawpoll or something or is this just a vocal minority?

>>151767410
How new are you? The emblem changes every few weeks, if I were blater or a comm I would never change it just to spite you for being so whiney about easily the most worthless part of being in the crew. Maybe you should make an emblem, they might make it the active one.

>>151765653
It's not the bikes fault it's the people who ride them that are the problem

Polling time
http://www.strawpoll.me/10993207

>>151768589
What a totally unbiased poll

>>151767410
>I still see the ugly pill as the crew emblem
you didn't even look

>>151768680
It's a poll open to all in gtag, how can it be biased?

>>151768589
Oh good, another poll that can voted on as many times as you like.

>>151768589
Where's the no memes or 4chan references option?

>>151768787
Crew emblem (and color) only updates after restarting.

>>151767410
It's the GTA 2 logo, piss off
>everyone
lol

>>151768589
>implying this poll has any power

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>>151768589
"pill"
lel

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3/4 Series A
Steal meth + finale
20% cut
post SC

>>151769436
>post SC
Nah

>>151769436
I'd join from Coke, but not the finale. So boring.

>>151768589
So many people voting no over and over that the creator can't keep up

>>151768943
lel

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Does anybody have the bike guides that show speed and performance?

ty lads

>>151769606
Democracy always wins

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>>151769479
why, what the fuck do you think will happen?
I will add you and invite you to the heist.
No one else is giving a flying fuck about you, UNLESS you explicitly post that "i dont want to post my sc beacuse im afraid that a fuckton of people will add me"

>>151769436
jtmgamer

>>151769606
just like american democracy

>>151769705
get online, dork

>>151768589
>45 IPs in the thread
>over 130 votes

What's even the point of these if they're so easily manipulated?

>>151769642
Hakuchu has highest topspeed

Bati and akuma have basicly the same track performance, where bati has second highest topspeed and is more nimble but less stable. Akuma has best ingame acceleration, has stable understeer,and low topspeed. Both have same grip.

Ruffian and BF400 can bounce around and be fun in freeroam, BF400 also dominates offroad races.

>>151770023
Creator thinks that people won't figure out that it can be voted on multiple times so he can make everyone in the thread think that it's not just one guy bitching and moaning about something as inconsequential as a crew emblem

>>151770074
I was hoping for comparisons on the Hexer kind of bikes.

Me and my crew decided to get a biker look going after we marathoned SoA over a weekend.

>>151769676
Same thing that's happened almost every other time, I don't hear a thing from the person and end up wasting my time waiting.

Does Cuckstar do soft-banning? I joined a public session and it was only me. Joined another and it was still just me. Did that 3 more times. I tried joining a heist and it instantly made the host leave. I tried joining a friend but it failed because he was in a bad sport lobby.

>>151770023
>what are lurkers
first time on 4chan I take it?

>>151769958
Social Club's being a shit, it's taking a moment to load

>>151769170
Thx senpai, got muh sign back.

>>151769642
Try out the Hakuchou/Bati/Akuma trio and start using the one you like the most.

They are pretty much the same in a race situation if you're the average joe and not a race god who knows how to take advantage of different stuff on the bikes.

>>151770228
>Actually thinks there's 273+ people lurking
Holy kek, you've gotta be the creator of the poll because you are dumb.

>>151770074
Don't forget that the BF400 has the third highest top speed in the bike class

>>151770286
see
>>151770206

Sorry, its my fault for not mentioning which kind of bikes I wanted comparisons on.

Apologies.

>>151770218
you're fucking retarded.
I've already added the guy who posted his, waiting on him >>151770251

don't generalize, you're the one who's missing out on free cash.

>>151770206
Where is loli of mansex-mocking when you need her?

>>151770484
Now I definitely don't wanna join you.

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>>151768589
BTFO

>>151764893
Nice. Thanks.

>>151765152
This looks really cool.

Are there any mods that allow for angry pedis?
I just want to have gunfights with pedis and have cops show up and get blasted too.

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>>151770206
>Me and my crew decided to get a biker look going after we marathoned SoA over a weekend.

what hierarchy level do you have to be to select a different emblem that someone else made

i'm in xbone crew with the 4 leaf clover
just want to use something different but i'm only muscle level & it won't let me change

>>151770562
now you're definitely fucking retarded

>>151770640
You can't.

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finally bl8r took a break from gargling dicks

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>>151770206
Is this you now?

>>151770631
I know, I know. We play for fun and we're not super serious about the game.

>>151770206
The Cliffhanger and Gargoyle are the fastest. The Daemon has a neat kick starter animation, and the Bagger has plenty of mods. Hexer and Innovation are bad rides all around.

>>151770640
Comm and above.
For good reason

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>>151770206
>Me and my crew decided to get a biker look going after we marathoned SoA over a weekend.
Oh my

>>151770862
Yeah. Do you like my hat?

>>151770890
Daemon is what I'm using now. Thanks for the info on the other two though.

>>151770932
>Oh my
George Takei, please.

>>151770228
>first time on 4chan I take it?
You can just reload the poll and vote again. There aren't even 450 people in the current pc crew, retard.

>>151768589
>Poll creator is finally going all out
Too late

>>151770850
Resprays don't increase the value.

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Why is this aloud?

>>151771185
Okay? The retard mentioned the 45 unique IPs as if it's the exact number of people in this thread. I just called him out on being new but I don't expect your /v/eddit sensibilities could understand. Newcucks stick together, right?

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>>151771427
fun

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>>151771505
oh yeah because this sure is a legit poll...

>>151771427
>furries

I don't know why they are aloud either

>>151770897
well that's why I don't put the emblem on any of my cars
also not too fond of crew color

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>he actually thinks there's even 100 people lurking /gtag/ at all

>>151771820
>>151771427
>aloud

pls stop triggering my autism

thank you

>>151771769
>moving goalposts with something not even remotely related to my posts
Truly TRULY epin. Video game are melting your brain, kid.

>>151771986
>Video game are melting your brain
Oh the irony

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>>151771820
Not quite, fuccboi

>>151772049
>moving goalposts AGAIN
keep going, I'm enjoying your trainwreck

>>151772307
It's funny that you use "/v/eddit" as an insult and yet you continually use the same argument "tactics" as they do.

>>151772074
>Le furryline miami

Yes quite

Reminder to join the new crew and add as many non-pill emblems as you want.

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/vg_gta_general

STOP GLIDING YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>>151773005
1 member

>shitposting has stopped because poll creator is spamming his poll to try to pull ahead.