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Hana Song

wish dva had a fat butt for smacking

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>>151613984
I want to make Hana Song cry.

She so cute when she's crying.

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Lena!

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>>151613919

>>151613905
Her ass isn't that big though

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Lena Oxton

So somebody brought up an interesting point a few threads ago that I think bears repeating:

>Symmetra is a support that is more in line with Defense
>Zen and Ana are supports that are more in line with Offense
>Lucio and Mercy are pure Supports

Right now Symmetra is the odd hero out because she's the only one in her respective niche. What if Sombra is a Support Hero in line with Defense to round out the Supports?

I know she probably won't be because adding a support right after one was added would be ridiculous, but I thought it had a nice symmetry

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>>151614118
She got thick over the summer

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>>151613984
Hana Song has a nice dong

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>>151614130
>>151614096
How do you say "Lena"?
>Lee-nuh
>Lay-nuh
>Len-uh

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What if Sombra could hide symmetra's turrets

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>>151614130
Next in line for breaking.

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>>151614118
people can only dream

nth for Ana

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>when you hear "WARIHUM OWETAK" and "RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE" but you're Rein, you have your Ult and you hear "YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE".

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Ideas for Halloween skins?

>>151614249
How she actually says it, maybe. So Lee-nuh, even though that way of pronouncing it is shit.

>>151614429
witch widowmaker

>>151614429
Super Hero reinhardt

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Daily Reminder that Winston players should consider suicide :^)

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>>151614130
And her surprisingly sizeable bosom

>>151614429
nurse mercy

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>>151614459
But we're already getting witch mercy

>>151614429
Witch Mercy
Ghost Reaper

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>>151614429

Shoutout to whoever posted The Pest last thread

>>151614384
I press E as hog while ana smacks me with that ball of yellow goodness.
>tfw you gota deal with boring ass lucios all game instead of god tier ana players in competitive
once zen gets nerfed im sure she will take his place and the hog+rein meta will never end

>>151614096
>9 more days to unbox this, americcree, and weeb genji
I'm not gonna make it

>>151614646
I
LIKE
TO

>>151614351
She has a heart shape from the back.

>>151614429
Butcher Roadhog

>>151614429
Orange and Black Bastion
Torbjorn with a pumpkin-esque recolor
Witch Mercy but it's just her default outfit except colored entirely black, maybe add some witch makeup

I'm just being realistic

>>151614692
PARTY WITH MY PEEPS

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>>151614429
Ghost Hanzo

>>151614676

>Just want american flag icon
>5 tracer skins later
>Have literally not put 1 second into playing her

This is so fucking shit.

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QTmaker!

how do I play the gook mech

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>>151613636
>play comp from starting rank of 53.
>get to 57.
>keep going down and up from 57 to 53 and back, can never break higher.
>last week manage to win nearly all my games and break 60.
>'wow that was an achievement, now if only I can get to 65 for those sweet golden guns.'
>immediately get a shitstomp streak on my ass that bring me from 60 back to 52.
>currently at 58, but now im just tyring to get 100 wins so I can buy a gun end of season.

best of luck anon, you'll certainly need it.

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>>151614556
>surprisingly sizeable
she's pretty flat, just look at her in gallery with the track skins

>>151614429
I'd like to see a Bastion skin where he's made out of cardboard.

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>>151614863
qtbutt

>forced 50 isnt a meme
>all of my win streaks have ended with me in games with unwinnable odds
>three times in two days i've been put in games against top 500 players even though i'm only rank 63
why the fuck is this allowed? i just want to win in peace

>>151614429
Cardboard bastion that fires suction cup arrows

>>151615056
Top 500 means jack shit. You lost because you are not good enough.

HOW DO I PLAY THE LITTLE BITCH IN THE ROBOT

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>>151615063
Just made it to 66 senpai! I'll be with blizzards chosen soon

>>151615183
no shit
i never said i was good, im angry that im being put against players 20 ranks higher than me

>>151615192
boost around

spam winky face

>>151614909

>boost into people and melee them, then gun them down
>soak up damage from shit like Bastion/Torb with defense matrix while boosting towards them, then gun them down

That's all I can think of actually, she's pretty staightforward.

>>151615318
this, make sure you bind the voiceline and spam it while using defense matrix

>>151614096
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SPUNK?

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>>151615049
Just look at it when she walks

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>sudden death
>ATTACKING
>one remaining pick
>"tank is op for attack"
>no
>BASTION
>gets told he won't charge in time
>"I get 2 charge in 30 seconds"
>dies instantly
>dies again
>"noob team"
>DEFEAT

>Just played a game where we had 3 healers and a Mei
>Not one of the healers were Zenyatta

Why does Blizzard hate me?

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I wonder if any of the Blizzard comic artists are taking notes.

>loads of Devil and default Mercy SFM
>no Valkyrie Mercy SFM

>tfw going up against someone who never misses as McCree

Jesus.

Also I still have not found a decent effective counter to Zarya other than playing the "Wait Until Her Shield Is Down" game with Reaper.

>>151613905
The artist is probably one of those footfags, since her feet are the only thing well made here.

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>>151615440
Even I'm annoyed.

why is aiming so hard

>>151615556

You can blast straight through the shield as le balanced edge man.

>>151615576
What? Aside from goofy looking face, everything is pretty solid.

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>get used to comp
>start playing quick play
>pick DPS - tanks fail to set proper pacing and push, healers fail to pop ultis at correct situations
>pick Tank - DPS cant hit for shit + healer problem
>pick healer - the above mentioned tank and DPS problems

If the queue is longer than 2 minutes I just requeue at that point. People below rank 60-65ish are just completely retarded.

>>151615440
>have a torb on defense anubis
>win the round, he did pretty ok
>attack
>nigger instantly locks torb
>give him a chance thinking it may be a niche playstyle
>retard runs in lone wolf and feeds two lives before we call him out to switch
>shitcunt left the voice channel
>lose
WE WERE WINNING AND THE CUNT THREW IT ALL AWAY

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Learn to recognize when you're heading into a slump. Do yourself and other players a favor and go do something, anything other than QP or Comp. If you absolutely must play Overwatch then Player vs. AI to just practice aiming or heroes you don't have much experience with is a decent time killer, depending on the difficulty of AI you play against.

>>151615674
nice bait

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Who is the best Overwatch streamer and why is it Ster

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>'We did find one issue where Genji's dash was ignoring Junkrat's steel trap. That will be fixed in an upcoming update!'

That's the only buff junkrat needed for me rofl, thanks Blizz.

>>151615686
I get rank 80s in QP, but not always. Usually people know how to play. My winrate is going up lately.

>>151615686
i just want to win, why is it so hard. i can carry as tank or dps or i can play support. i feel like it's a waste to play support though because we will do zero damage typically.

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>tfw you out-snipe a Pharah
>As Junkrat

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>Death Blossom doesn't work because there's a Genji in the corner jerking off.

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>>151615827
none of them

>>151615686
that's why you play hybrid heroes that can accomplish things by themselves - winston, zarya, roadhog, soldier

>>151615724
My guess is some people literally can't comprehend how some characters will do well in one mode but not in another.

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>>151615883
>she dashes straight up
>you launch yourself with a mine and slam her in the face with a grenade

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>open box
>3w1b
>this is the blue one

I'm okay with this.

>>151615686
true actually, also a reason why attack never wins on point maps

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for those getting a free gold wep who's wep are you planning to get?

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>ranked match
>attack on Dorado
>get Bastion as teammate
>try to talk him out of it
>try to be as polite as possible
>he replies: "I'm not taking advice from you"
>I ask why he insists on playing Bastion
>"I main Bastion"
>we barely make it out of the spawn
>lose
>"I have gold in damage though, if anything YOU are the problem"
>I was the only support player
>tank switches off to Torbjörn
Reminder that ELO hell is now in the low 50s.

>>151615994
Yes, I have literally started telling people ot pick 4 torbs rein and a lucio on defense on double point maps and I have literally never lost.

>>151616015
Winston, just to be a huge faggot. Golden weapons are ugly.

>>151616015
i was gonna get a pharah launcher but i haven't touched because there's been a mcree and zen in literally ever comp game i've played this patch

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>>151615917
>reaper uses death blossum
>pop defense matrix and spam winky face
>reflect as genji
>put an ice wall down
>reins shield
>ana's dart
So many possibilities for ruining a flanker its wonderful

Why does Genji have such a strong japanese accent but his brother barely has one?

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>>151614384
>Join game on defense
>Pick Reinhardt
>Random goes ana
>The other one goes Zenyatta
>Another goes zarya

>mfw I finish the match with a win,4 golds, and PoTG

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>>151616015
I only play d.va and Genji, I think Dva's classic and Junebug skin looks really nice with gold weapon altough Genji with Nihon skin and gold sword looks so cool too

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>>151613905
>autocounters any class with mid-low speed projectiles
>a walking deterrent that people don't attack because it's too irritating to bother
>D.Va tier hitbox but tank health
Blizzard will notice sooner or later
How much longer can your Tumblr waifu avoid the nerf gun?

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>>151616015

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Mercy a qt

>>151616015
If hogs hook is an option im going to take it

>>151616212
Her damage is shit. Just stop shooting the bubbles.

>tfw not gonna get a golden gun

i should have played more

do points reset? how long is it between seasons

>>151616212
she's borderline OP yes, but it's needed for this game to be balanced, if all the tanks weren't strong the dps would always just roll over anything

t. D.va main (Zarya is my hardest counter)

>>151616212
>tumblr waifu

>girliest hair color known to man

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Post your e-penises.

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>>151616015
The only ones I'll get the most use out of.

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Amelie the qt.

>>151616370
no

>>151616332
Points stay with you. Rank resets. Not sure how long between seasons but a season itself is only like 2 1/2 months so I imagine it won't be that long.

>>151616402
>tfw can't preview gold guns like this on most characters

>>151615965
>open box
>2w2b
>50 coins is one blue
>Summer voice line dupe is the other
Thanks blizzard

>>151615821

The shield only has 200 HP, so you can blast through it then kill her.

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>>151616405
The most qt of them all

>>151616212
She has a somewhat low damage, until full charge, to compensate so I don't think she'd be nerfed

are golden guns the reward every season?

>>151616482
It's the poker players.

>>151616482
fuck of grandad its time for bed

>>151616482

I'd never heard "BM" before this game.

>>151616212
>tumblr
>she exercises
>has strong values
>an athlete who has accomplished things that aren't to do with a PHD on why africans r so good and white ppl so bad
>has a rivalry with the oldest overwatch member and banters him for fun
Stop shooting her damn shield, hook her ass perfect ass, and jam Australian scrap deep inside her cherry before she can pop her bubble

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>>151616370
At least 1 person is going to be angry at me

>>151616402
Korean skin + golden gun is the best combo for D.va

>>151616310
Tell that to every other player in the entire game and the character might start to balance out
Her bubble should've been a reactive thing where she can use it after spotting incoming rockets, bombs etc

>>151616604
what is bm

>>151616604

what the fuck is BM

also

>gg ez is now bannable
>shit talking enemy team is bannable
>shit talking anyone is bannable
>gg is taken as an insult instead of literally just acknowledging that the game has finished

>>151616547
I thought there was an interview where they said they would be available every season but they were thinking about adding in other rewards as well.

>>151616604
>see all this "bm" talk
>just think of people taking a shit

Makes some posts pretty amusing at least.

>>151616482
It's an ancient poker term, and has been used in games for a long time as well.

Recently it's gotten super popular for some reason though

>>151616604
BM as also been around for a long time, but got super popular recently as well

>>151616482

I recall this post before.

Not sure if it was the exact same wording, but the general gist of it was there.

It was the mention of CS and the mockery of League of Legends that reminded me of the previous instance.

The instant replies mentioning it was a poker term were also present in the previous instance.

I'm so remembering. colon parenthesis

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It would've been cooler if we had a skin for all characters based on the summer sprays, that badminton Mercy is CUTE

>>151616638
>use a character she hardcounters to counter her!

>>151616604
I assumed it was bad mouthing

>>151616673
>Tell that to every other player in the entire game and the character might start to balance out

I don't know, maybe OW players are just fucking retarded. I see people going nuts when they see a bubble pop up, even though they could just wait.

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If I teabagged someone and they were so salty they reported me, will blizzard ban me?

>>151616710
what? is overwatch becoming an anti-hatespeech safespace now? pls fuck off

>>151616740
I'm not the only one who has to stop and fap to this every time I log in, am I?

>>151616740
Everyone didn't get a skin because they just released Ana a few weeks before :^)

>>151616740
bmx reaper !

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>tfw salty about the summer games lootbox shit
>tfw don't want to grind for boxes out of spite for kaplan
>tfw really really want the zarya skin because it's the only good zarya skin in the fucking game

>>151616910
>tfw have both zarya skins
I JUST WANT TAEGUKI AND NIHON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Wanna get angry /owg/?

https://archive.is/2s59C

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>>151616506
No doubt

>>151616890
>Wrestler Reinhardt
>Swimsuit Torbjörn
>Gymnastics Widow
>Golf dad
>MERCY THIGHS

>>151616780
the shield has a long ass cd you lazy little shit. Shoot her damn face until she thinks "hey this dude is shooting me i could be using this for free energy" Now while she is trying to melt your fatass with no energy you press E and heal through her TINY amount of damage. Ok here comes the hard part for a bitch boy like you so pay close attention. Shoot her in the face, hook her, shoot her, and melee. She becomes broken when you max her charge and like a dumb shit with no brains you have been maxing her charge and getting your whole team killed because of it.

>>151616710
>literally just acknowledging that the game has finished

Why

Seriously why, I think that is the dumbest shit, why does 'gg' mean "that game happened" now? What's the fucking point

Third person gamemode when?

>>151616740
>Tracer used to have fat ass and boobs stretching her bomber jacket out
>over time turned into a teenage boy

>>151614439
when does she say her name?

>>151616212
>tfw tracer main
>shot one bullet at enemy zarya
>they panic and put on a shield
>reload then shoot them down after the shield dissipates

It's not that hard senpai

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>>151617119
never

if you want 3rd person play reinhardt

>>151617040
When they throw a fit just point out its sportsmanship and relax. League of legends spawned a generation of butthurt college kids who see any text after game as shit talking on their wasted hour of a match.

post tracey saying deth cums pls

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end this nightmare when will i be top 500 :-(

>>151617160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LPGldyY7M

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What if Overwatch was a moe anime?

>>151617038
You realize there are 5 other players on each team right?
The way this fight really plays out:
>you both go toe-to-toe
>your team feeds her to 100% and she melts you before her shield is even gone, even if you heal

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>>151617191
>tfw tracer
>shot one bullet at enemy zarya
>they panic and put on a shield
>teammate unloads into the shield
>zarya makes me purple goo

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>>151616910
>just want americree, swiss mercy wife or red zarya
>gotten fuck all so far
>saved up overshekels like a chump

real fucking sick of people bringing their rank 40 shitter friends into my games and losing

>>151616910
Zarya's winter bear skins are about 1million times better, though

>>151614429
A dva legendary skin where she doesn't have shit hair out of mech

>>151617278
will you niggers fucking quit complaining about balance
i swear to fuck you have to do the most backwards mental gymnastics to justify that you aren't shit at this game
zarya is fucking fine, leave her alone and stop shooting her shields you braindead mong

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>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/205512149764800512/213724819877789697/t.jpg


Remember to join the discord.
>https://discord.gg/YG7vW3v

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>tfw you almost cleared out hero gallery but it's probably going to be incomplete forever since Track and Field never drops

>>151617496
B.va is cute
CUTE

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Who /happy/ here? I haven't felt this good and comfy from a game in ages. I can't describe it without being called a shill, but I seriously love this game.

>>151617532
>t. zarya main getting nervous

i haven't played overwatch, i fucking hate games like that, and i can see that the game is shit + i don't wanna give money to sjwlizzard.

but the waifus are great

>>151617496
D.Va with Crayon Pop helmet.

>>151617532
Do you know how to read?

>Mercy skin finally drops
>It's fucking Sigrun
I don't know what I expected, I knew the Swiss skin wasn't legendary.

>>151616828
stop shitposting with that image
it's in every general now

>>151617278
Another option is rein, his charge will sometimes glitch through her shield and carry her off. If communication with your team about zyra is not working you either need better social skills or something to help you relax.
>>151617532
You come off as someone panicking

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>only wanted britbong Tracer
>got it in 5th crate

Whatever, I'll take it.

Also got Widow and DVa recolors, but they are worse than pre-order skin and Carbon Fiber anyway.

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so can you actually buy a code and get this skin, still? i'd figured it'd be tied to your bnet; is that not the case?

>5v5 situation
>76 offense switches to torb defense, ask him to change
>switches to bastion until the last 2 minutes

fucking bastion autists i swear

>>151617621
Your extremely pointless input is appreciated, friend.

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>>151617621
They're okay I guess

>>151617607

It's kept my interest longer than any game in years.

If they add a new hero every few months, I will probably stay interested for years.

>>151617681
>the male cast of overwatch has better booty than the female cast
>widow has to round her spine forward to even gain booty

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>>151617607
I feel like that's what I'd be when I learn how to aim >implying I ever will

Aim is the only thing holding me back from playing the heroes I really like, but the ones I can play now are super comfy and its fun to play.

>>151617747
Code was added for physical purchases of Origins edition.

>>151617747
Maybe in G2A?

>>151617816
That booty is fake, anon. Only Genji has great booty. No homo.

>>151617671
95% of players don't do communication

>glitch through her shield
Her shield is meant to block his charge? I thought it was the only thing that can naturally go through it?

>>151617747
If you buy the physical edition you get a code so you can just buy one off ebay.

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>this is allowed

>>151617607
I absolutely can't fucking stand this game but I spent $40 on it and there's no other game for me to play at the moment.

>>151617558
how many fucking credits do you have?

>>151617671
>his charge will sometimes glitch through her shield and carry her off
His charge is supposed to pin her even through her shield, that's not a glitch.

When will we get news on what nerfs/buffs they're testing? will we get to try them ourselves on the ptr?

>>151617949
>t. stuck in elo hell

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>>151617936
Go home, Toblerone. You're drunk

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>>151617270
I JUST WANT TO DICK MEI SO BAD

>>151614096

This is literally the only ducking skin I really want.

I don't even play tracker but I love her belly.

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>1 win away from that sweet 300 comp point bonus
>go on a losing streak
>now 60

>>151616705
Bad manners. Typically used to refer to something in-game done to taunt people, rather than just being an asshole in chat or w/e. So e.g. teabagging somebody, emoting when you think you have potg, etc. could be considered bm.

>>151616836
>>151617040

t. My first game was League of Legends

>>151617904
I always start the match with some sort of small talk greeting to get people talking because people wont use their mics otherwise. As far zyra goes its strange sometimes you charge her and it connects perfectly but othertimes I have bounced her off me straight forward before reconnecting when her shield drops. Its like some really fun ass pink pinball games if you can bounce her off a wall and reconnect

>pick offense
>wait for people to pick tank/support
>pick a second tank/support
Works 70% of the time.

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>>151617901

Genji is a girl!

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>>151617343
I remember having to wait forever for those. Now it's just down to that one ugly Tracer skin I only want to complete the set.

>>151618027
You're exactly right and I'm not good enough to get back out because I was too stupid to not stop playing after I lost the first 10 ranks

At least I climbed my way to 60 before I dropped all the way down to 43

>>151618082
so its like disrespect in fighting games
>>151618083
what's wrong with saying gg after a match?

pharah feet

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>>151617607
How do I stop getting angry?
Every match is against an obvious stack, while my team has some new arrangement of bad Genjis and waifu fags?

I just want the pain to go away

>>151618083
What did my post have to do with League of Legends? Just because I disagree with you I play a certain game? I just think it's stupid that gg means literally nothing at this point.

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>>151617132
She was always a boy. Only in fanart do heroes tits and ass get bigger.

>>151618291

Why would you get angry at Quick Play?

>>151618291
Play zen. He's fun af when you get kills, plus you can carry your team to victory.

Friendly reminder that only shitters and Mercy mains think Genji and Lucio should be nerfed.

>start at Lv 50
>12 games later still Lv 50

Is this hell?

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>>151616405
Post Widowbutt

>>151618220
>At least I climbed my way to 60 before I dropped all the way down to 43
jesus fuck anon how did you let it get that bad
have you tried queuing with other people?

>>151618448
No. Her in-game ass in early beta was fat.

>close to prestige
>only real shot I'll have at summer skins
Wish me luck

dont post widow butt
post pharah butt!
and pharah feet!
and widow butt!

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>tfw no qt angel waifu to play badminton with

Why continue breathing?

>>151618252

Nothing. Someone else replied to me saying that it's pointless to say.

>>151618447

You don't have to get so defensive over playing League of Legends dude, everyone's done it at some point in their life.

It's just some of us quit faster than others once we realized it's shit.

t. level 3 league player.

>>151618502
Genji is fine he just has a monopoly because winston is destroyed by zen's discord. Next patch might change things up and trade zen out for ana with winston as a more picked second tank

>>151618252
>so its like disrespect in fighting games

Not really. Disrespect in FGs usually refers to something of strategic significance. Like if you don't respect your opponent's anti-air, so you jump at them a lot, even though jumping a lot is a "bad" strategy. You're not doing it to troll your opponent, you just don't think they'll be good enough to anti-air you, so you take advantage of that.

Something similar might be "cherry tapping" but I have literally only heard that term used on TVTropes.

>>151618502
His ult is a team wipe even in higher ranks, his blade should be reduced from 6 meters to 4 or 5

>another person picks Hanzo
>another defeat
And any hope of ranking up goes out the window.

FUCK OFF WITH THE HOOKS

>main mccree/widow/genji/zarya
>waifu ana/pharah/zeny/soldier
Help I can't decide which golden weapon to buy first

>>151618607
SHOW ME

>>151618674
thanks for the clarification anon
i was expecting "kill yourself faggot" or some shit

>>151617979
Only 100.
First I bought all the voice lines.
Then the sprays.
Then the blue skins.
Then the pink skins.

I'm cleaning out the highlight intros and emotes I still have left over
>Pharah Cheer Emote
>Roadhog Whole Hog H-Intro
>S76 Looking at You H-Intro
>Symmetra Dance H-Intro
>Torjborn Fisticuffs Emote
>Tracer Spin Emote
>Widowmaker Hanging Around H-Intro
>Widowmaker I See You H-Intro
>Winston Peanut Butter H-Intro

And then I'll start using them on Gold Skins. I know it would probably be faster to just do most expensive first and then work down, but this makes me grind more.

Why is it that when the other team has a D.Va, she melts me in just a couple seconds, but when I play D.Va she shoots fucking marshmallows even at close range?

discord orb nerfed to 25%

i love picking hanzo when the entire team is yelling at me

>>151618646
>he doesn't lift for his waifu
>he doesn't LIVE for his waifu
>he doesn't work on himself obsessively in case his waifu becomes real
You're disgusting

>>151618871
I love reporting hanzo pickers

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>>151617270
>surly athletic tomboy Pharah
>arrogant popular girl D.Va
>saccharine sweet teacher's pet Mei
>kind and nurturing big sister Mercy
>hyperactive histrionic idiot Tracer

Fund it and then cancel it after one season because it's moeshit.

who is the most despised hero and why is it hando

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>>151617936
War
War never changes

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>>151618551

playing zenyatta is really stressful for the hands, constantly handing out orbs

im thinking about putting his orbs to the scroll wheel because of that

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>>151618253
?

>>151614156

Symmetra can't be aligned with Defense, she's actually playable.

>>151618835
are you sure you're laying headshots on her?

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>>151618551
i got you breh

Am I the only non-weeb and non-autist in here?

>>151619238
only autists refer to themselves as non-autists anon

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>>151619238

>>151619197
stop

>>151619238
No, because you're one of the many autists here.

>tfw rank always goes down significantly on the weekend

Debating even playing again today

>First game we have a Mei, Mercy, Ana, Lucio
>Nobody plays Zen
>No DPS
>3-0 Loss on KOTH
>Mercy players bitching the whole time about protecting her

>Second game Dorado
>Mei goes AFK 80% of the game
>Comes back as Hanzo
>Get stomped
>On attack team goes full retard and salty
>Guy bitching about the Mei goes bastion
>Then Widow to piss team off

Down a rank today already..

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>playing any tank
>received discord orb
>Mercy shoots me 3 times with her cork pistol and I die instantly

I'm having SO much FUCKING FUN.

This is fucking excruciating, discord nerf when?

>>151619307
>>151619329
Doubt it, I'm disgusted by all the porn ITT

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>>151619238
>>151619238

>>151619426
what porn?

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>Get a streak of bad games
>go from 50 to 45
>It starts getting even worse

how the fuck are you meant to climb out of 40 hell? once you drop below 50, you're getting Mei on escort and Torbjorn on attack. How the fuck do you come back from that.

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>>151618291
Why the fuck are you getting mad at Quick Play.

I used to get mad at Quick Play before Competitive was out, now competitive is out if I ever play quickplay you better believe I'm going on Symmetra on KotH just to have fun.

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>>151619426
yer a poopface

>>151618551
Blueberry!

>>151617232
around mid 80s if your in na, like 78 if your a eurocuck

>>151619473
see
>>151619197
>>151619109
>>151618551
>>151618448
>>151617535

These are the autists that would play BElfs if they played WoW

>>151619517
>playing symmetra
>to have fun

Literally how?

>>151619503
it's basically impossible i'm convinced. i've been as high as 59 but now i just swing between 48-52. i try to do everything possible to win, carry as dps, play support, carry as tank, suggest classes, nothing works.

>>151619140

>having feminine hands that can't easily reach E and L Shift

I can't post any images because I'm on the work computer right now but

>mfw I turned Blueberry into a meme
>mfw I spammed threads on /v/ for weeks before the game came out calling Widowmaker a Blueberry
>mfw everyone used to report the thread and call me a shill
>mfw she's my blueberry

>>151619426
That doesn't mean that you're not an autist.

>remove deflect entirely
>weebman actually hard to play now
>everyone else gets to have fun
>Torb and Bastion tiny bit more viable

>>151619581
I mean you're 100% right desu senpai

What's the command to see all the ingame stats and graphs?

>>151615831
why does junkrat look like... a british actor here

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>>151619503
>mfw got 65 from placement matches
>never touching comp this season again

>>151619741
>convince team to go all genji
>win everytime

>>151618787
Golden weapons are shit.

>>151619769
ctrl+shift+r for fps ping

ctrl+shift+n for the big graphs

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>>151619503
I play Mei on Attack, but I'm actually a good Mei

>>151619582
Playing anything unconventional to help unwind after trying hard for 6+ hours in competitive is fun

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>widow, ana, hog, zarya, symmy , mcree
>widow+ana are premade who refuse to switch
>go with the flow so i dont bring team down with bad feels
>they actually work well together by putting tanks to sleep and having widow shoot them
>we won
I don't even care anymore bruhs im just gona make anything work from now on

>playing myself some D-va
>Mech dies every 20 seconds because Zeny is memeing on me
>get ultimate, have a Zarya with ultimate
>try telling her through voice chat to ult and I'll follow up
>Zarya is in a group and therefore not in team voice
>try typing it to her
>CYKA? BLYAT! CYKA CYKA CYKA!
>-1 competitive ranking

Thanks, Blizzard.

honestly if you're looking to carry, be an efficient zenyatta or roadhog

hog picks can change a fight big time, get good at hooks and you're gonna be the genji/tracer killer your team needs as well

>rank 40
>people have not yet learned how to deal with Torb turrets and Bastion
>take them out by myself 100% of the time
>die immediately afterwards because my team is at the choke spamming potshots and I get focused
>ignored my plea to either distract the enemy team or rush the point while the scary bullet machines are dead

t-thanks Blizzard

>>151619581
>BElfs
Forsaken, bitch.

>people who say their team sucks

The problem is you. Not your team.

>>151619993
sometimes that's wrong though. don't be that guy who got carried to a decent rank and talks shit about others bruv

>>151619556
Why does she ruin her beautiful skin with ink?

>>151619951
Pff are you serious bro?
The only heroes that can carry are.
Genji
McCree
Tracer

>>151619993
True most of the time but not always, trust me.

>>151619993
Yes 1/6 of the team is responsible for the enemy's steam rolling

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>>151618551

>>151620087
and I can ruin your day with my roadhog vs any of those 3

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>>151619828
>mfw I'm in the same boat
So what which gold will you be getting

>>151619741
t. literal retard who can't stop shooting deflecting Genjis
I bet you shoot Zarya's bubbles and then cry about how she's OP, too.

>>151619324
>>151619581
found the tiny penis bitch boys everybody lol

>>151620087
I play Roadhog specifically to shit all over those players

t. top 500 EU

Ana should be able to get headshots.

On allies and enemies.

>>151620205
Good eye.

>>151619993
>nepal
>1-1
>50% - 10%
>both healers decide to swap dps
>50% - 100%
Muted Blocked Reported

>>151620205
lard asses are gross and that's terrible art

hang from a tree

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>its m-my teams fault honest!
>i can't be responsible for my team!
low test betas

>>151620253
critical healing is stupid and shed be able to two shot squishes

bad idea

>>151620253
But then I can't practice my aiming in headshot-only Ana bot matches.

>>151620150
>>151620250
>muh hook combo can carry da team XD
Yeah good luck with that.

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>>151619503

Lots of perseverance, bossing teammates, and generally carrying shit.

You can only really control #1 - even if you carry a game you can still and will lose with 4 golds if you're good (I had 2-6 where I had all 4 golds or at least 3 and a silver in damage as D.Va)

And just when you think you are free you'll get punched in the balls with an attacking Torbs on KOTH who claims to "only play Torbs" at rank 55 and then you'll start to rapidly rerank.

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>capture point
>teammate and teammate roadhog wander off to "flank" the enemy team
>most of the enemy team overpower us from the regular route
>they take the point
>we take it back
>repeat
>we lose

>>151619828
I went 6/4 and placed at 50. Do you know how pleased I was? "oh I'm not immediately in the 40s, that's ok"

nah mate. fucking kill me.

>>151620253
leave the balance ideas to people who know how to play the game please

>5 defeats
>4 wins
>started in groups with high 50s
>now I'm in groups of low 40s
This has been a complete disaster.

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>>151620376
>ITS HIGH N-
>CHEERS LOVE THE CA-
>WEEBAOOO SWORD ATT-

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I'm glad I escaped the 40's hell, I see no changes but at least everyone is using a mic now

>>151617278
>people making obvious mistakes.
>bwaaahhh! Op op!

Jesus christ no wonder blizzard games have bad balance.

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Why is killing Hanzo's so satisfying?

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D.Va is 19!

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>>151620376
Luck isn't needed I already made it this season. Hows that Tracer/Genji/McCree carry going for you?

>>151620548
not as satisfying as killing people that think they can just rush hanzo and hope he misses

>>151619426
Being disgusted by porn makes you an autist, anon.

>decide to play Gengu for the first time to see the high skill floor meme for myself
>ult charges in seconds
>press Q for a free push
>ult at next to last point on King's Row, eliminate everyone all the way to the last point, still have time left over to run around in front of their spawn
>two team kills by myself
>four gold medals

wew lad

>>151620498
too bad all those heroes are objectively better than roadhog :^)

>>151620150
>free ult charge ruining your day
>when a qt giggling time girl, timetelling cowboy and swift ninja can fuck you up
Top lel

>>151619914
why couldnt you just keep your ult untill zarya ults someone? what is there even to communicate about, you are just bad, like rank 30 bad, so instead of twiddling your oily sausage thumbs on /owg/ you should shut your fucking mouth you filthy little piece of shit and go back to league of legos or wherever your stinking asshole came from. Enjoy your (You), cuntbag

You just won a contest that Blizzard held.

Blizzard will let you remove one character from the game.

Who do you pick?

Hanzo, because I want all the weaboos to cry.

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>some people will have 3 gold weapons by the end of Season 1

I wish I was still able to commit that much energy to video games

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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58431413

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My best dva game in a while tbqh

feels good to win against a Zarya who's trying to get in your face all the time

>>151620637
Are you implying Christians and muslims are autistic?

>>151619993
I only say this when I have 4 golds all game

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>>151619426
>unironically derailing threads with condescending anti-weeb/anti-porn posts
>on 4chan

Normie piggu, gou homu.

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>>151620565
Perfect for bullying

>>151620715
Genji

>>151620739
>believe in fairy tales
>get so butthurt they'll kill you if you disagree.

Pretty autistic honestly.

>>151620732
Nice name.

>>151620715
Genji because he's badly designed.

>>151620637
To be fair, basically 99% of Overwatch porn is fucking garbage, and this thread is no different.

>>151620673
Its a good thing you are so horrible at them or I would have to be worried anon. Maybe you can be my personal ana while you practice for the next couple years ;)

>>151620665
>two team kills in 9 seconds
Nah lad.

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>lucio hopping around like the world's most dicksucking frog somehow becomes fucking impossible to shoot due to whatever spacetime-distorting effects result from the potency of his dicksucking