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hana song

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>>151597238
Okay.

>>151597238
I want her dong.

Alongside why it happens is there any way to fix this reload stopping mid animation shit?

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>>151597238
H A N A S O N G
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>>151597249
delet

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>>151597238
jamison fawkes

>>151597276
hana dong

>>151597296

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>No reason to play 76 over mcree in rank 70+ games

I just want to be the man with a rifle.

>>151597276
But 송 doesn't rhyme with "dong". 성 would, but that's Seong.

>See Genji
>Shoot
>He deflects, you oneshot yourself
>Don't shoot
>He oneshots you

Nice game you got there, faggots.

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>>151597317
who would draw that

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Does anyone know if you snipe someone across the map with widowmaker and do your voice line can they hear it?

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>>151597356
Shoot him with lightning, snow, or laser instead.

>>151597393
You mean in killcams? No.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-2JB-guBYQ&feature=youtu.be

>aim getting worse
>can't understand it
>turn mouse over
>there's a huge dust bunny 100% blocking the laser

I'm amazed it worked at all.

>>151597426
>>151597356

>See Genji hopping around
>Aim at him with my Zarya beam
>Despite my crosshair being on him more often than not my gun doesn't do as many damage ticks as it should
>He just hops over a fence and runs away at half health

I don't understand her gun against genji, half the time it just doesn't feel like it's registering.

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My luck has been turning around, hoping to get Selecao Lucio, Champion Zarya, and American McGee.

>>151597426
And watch him dash away, traverse 100 meters in less than a second and oneshot one of my squishies?

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Posting best husbando

>>151597520
I've found it's gotten a lot better since 60 tick servers.

>>151597520
That's how I feel about Zarya half the time desu. She's pretty small for a tank.

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>>151597540
He treats his healers like sluts though.
All of them.

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>>151597540
Posting cute and gentle husbando

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How to fix Widowmaker.
>Sniper rifle deals 95 damage bodyshots with a 3x headshot modifier (now marked as a special passive for widowmaker for the sake of transparency)
>Sniper rifle no longer needs to charge up, but shooting eats up all your ammunition and you can't go into scope mode with anything less than full ammo
>Quickscoping makes a return
>Grapplehook cd is reduced. Grapplehooking also reloads your gun.
>SMG redesigned to have range falloff but to hit a bit harder in close combat (to encourage Widowmakers to actually join the fight sometimes).

Would make playing her feel smooth as silk on your dick.

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>>151597540

>>151597325
there is though, Mccree needs peel while soldier has self heal and sprint

Mccree does twice his damage though on average, and giving a ranged character a stun in a fps game is retarded

It's such a mistake to find games in ranked during real nigga hours.

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>>151597540
>Reinhardt
Great taste.

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>>151597593
>Quickscoping makes a return

>>151597659
>thicc d.va
yes please

>>151597659
More D.va art needs to be like this

>>151597593
>Grapplehook cd is reduced. Grapplehooking also reloads your gun.
>SMG redesigned to have range falloff but to hit a bit harder in close combat (to encourage Widowmakers to actually join the fight sometimes).
no

>>151597697
you do realize thats just a bimbo with dva apparel right?

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>>151597540

5 honourable facts about Reinhardt:

- He's a man!
- He's a lion!
- I love him!!!!!
- Hammer DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

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>always have things muted during games
>do something to hold the point/push the point and win the game
>unmute everything
>tfw hearing the voices and see the type of everyone thanking you

Its the little things.

>>151597617
His left click's damage is too good, I feel. Like it could afford to be weaker and still be strong. It would force him to alt fire in more situations too, but they'd need to buff his range in return. It's headshot damage is why Mercy had her damage boost buff reverted.

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>>151597779
this

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>>151597540
>>151597801

>>151597895
these will never be funny

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>>151597801
But what's the 5th fact?

>>151597950
you will never be funny

>>151597952
thicc dicc

>>151597952
He's a lolicon.

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>get 5 silvers as zen
>no recognition

>>151598026
You probably lost didn't you?

>Pre patch
>High end 75+ ranked games
>Could run solo Mercy support, Solo Lucio support, or dual support depending on map and lineup

>Post Patch
>Have to run Lucio+Zen on every map, mode, and side

Feels bad man, I hope they give mercy her long overdue superbuffs and take zenyatta back to the drawing board. Maybe tweak Lucio a little bit so Ana gets some time in and we can at least have a trio of supports that always stand a chance of being used.

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>>151597987
Agreed

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>>151598026
>get 5 golds as zen
>feel content

>>151597952

>5 honourable facts about Reinhardt:

Is a fact itself!

>>151597593
I thought it would be nice if scoped headshots reset her hook.
>pub stomp Widow never touching the ground because mid-air headshots

Why do girls love to play Junkrat?

>>151598084
>5 gold medals
>0 votes
or
>transcendence healing card comes up

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>>151598094
Dont get philosophical m8

>>151598151

Low skill character that lets them get kills without aiming.

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>>151598151
not true

>>151598071
nah i won

>>151598151
They are shitters who can't aim, and being a personal healslut as Mercy is not effective at the moment

>>151597376
what was it, anon? what did you see?

>>151598151
No aim required, girls like crazy guys, girls like twinks

>>151598184
It's true.

The three girls in my discord all play Junkrat.
(one tries to be ftm trans but she's full of shit)

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>>151598184
If that's what 11 year olds look like nowadays, no wonder there are so many pedos.

>>151598213
an old lady in lingerie

>>151598256
shit i only know one girl who plays and she plays d.va

>>151597593
How to fix Widowmaker
>OHK dinks reset grapple CD
>increased damage of Venom Mine from 15/s to 20/s
>Venom Mine leaves a cloud for 5 seconds after detonation

Widow's Kiss is fine as it is. It doesn't need tweaking.

>>151598184
>how to turn your kid into a fucked-up adult for life

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>>151598279
Oh man, you have no idea...

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Today I played a lot of Reaper and Widow. Better yet I wasn't garbage for once.

Being one of the good guys is liberating.

>>151598279

>Anon claimed this post was a joke

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>>151598151
Because he's cute pham

I can only speak for myself, but I like playing area denial and bomb guys in general.

>reinhardt at front of payload
>torbjorn at rear

there's literally no way to counter this

>>151598490
what is pharah
what is junkrat
I know because I'm the rein, once my shield melts the push ends.

>>151598463
emote soon

>>151598463
Awesome! Thanks.

>>151598463
>legs

Why is the matchmaking system in this game such SHIT?
The other team always completely dominates the other, the games are never balanced. It sucks to be on the receiving end 3 games in a row. I just got paired with people under level 30 and I'm over 60 myself, meanwhile the enemy team had two people over 100 and nobody under 50.

>>151598830

>kwikkupurei

>>151598490

Smash Reinhardt shield, kill everyone.
Get behind so the apps turret reflects its damage into self, Reinhardt. Reinhardt turns to see what's shooting him. Kill Reinhardt.

Junkrat
Pharah

Torbs is nothing.

>>151598830
I know this feel.
Play for yourself, anon. Not for the team you're stuck with.

>>151598830
It's usually a stomp one way of the other, but I also had games were we were so balanced all of us stayed for like 6 games in a row while flinging bantz to eachother in match chat.

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I finally got Reaper's 4k achievement. It's just a Q of the Game but it's still a small personal achievement.

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cucked

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>want to play OW with friends
>they all chose to play HotS instead
tfw my friends are the normiest of the normies

>>151598830

Level is meaningless m8

>>151598463
>that Zug flag

>>151598921
Those kinds of games are magic.
I wish they happened more.

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>>151598490
>Destroy the turret as Pharah
>Get sniped out of the sky but at least the turret is down
>Team doesn't take advantage
>They all are too scared to jump on them
>Torb rebuilds his turret back to level 2

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How do I improve my aim /owg/? I haven't played any FPS games for like 8 years straight, but I used to be a pretty good shot back when I was playing CS 1.6 and some Source, but now I can't aim for shit. I've tried customs with Anas, but they just hide and on the Practice Range I manage to hit ~80% of my shots yet in a game my accuracy is ~45% and I tend to miss the most important ones too. Pls help, as fun as Lucio and Zarya are I want to pop niggas left and right with McCree.

>>151598956
How is HotS more normie than OW
I don't get that at all

I'm about to do my placement matches for comp, which heroes are easy and worth using?
I usually play as Ana but she isn't in the meta.

>>151599007
45's fine.

>>151598463
qt

>>151599021
I got to rank 65 solo Q as D.Va and Reaper. Reaper is really easy to play. Just use it if your team already has a tank or two.

>>151599007
there are too many things which contribute to aim, hard to say what could help you without any information.

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>>151598971
You and me both, anon.

>>151599053
I think my copy of the game must be broken because every other reaper I see can do damage at mid range but I get infinite spread unless I'm in melee range.

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>>151598956
>unironically playings hots
unfriend them desu

>>151599007
Lets just say most of the ow players never played an fps before so your pretty good, I mean it's easy to get to top 500

are any of the golden weapons actually worth buying

>>151599053
I never do well with d.va, I just don't seem to do any damage or contribute anything outside of defense matrix. I guess I'll try reaper.

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Why must I go on?

>>151599007
I feel you pain, senpai. I used to be able to get >50% accuracy as McCree with very high critical hit ratio, melting everyone with 2 left clicks but now I can't hit shit after playing no-aim faceroll classes.

>>151598468
Did you ever spawncamp as Demoman.

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summer pool party skins when?

>Blizzard's response when asked about Mei's viability in competitive

How To Balance Games: The Blizzard Way
• make an unbalanced game
• say you're satisfied with it when asked about it

>>151598965
No, it's not. I hate this meme. Sometimes from level alone you can tell that the other team is going to lose hard.

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>>151598279
Pedos should be destroyed, respect purity pls.

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>>151599115
I know this feel.
Just do what you can to keep them in the center sight. I've had the most luck using less mouse movement and relying on the WASD for adjustment as I'm doing my dodge-dance.

>>151599227
• collect RNG microtransactions money

>>151599227
they've actually said they are buffing mei in the next patch, only thing they've said so far is that they are experimenting with her ult being able to go through things and having more range.

>>151599170
dva has a lot of mobility while having a ton of survivability, abuse it, weave in and out of combat

>>151599227
What goal do you want them to have for balance?

>>151599148
Overwatch isn't about aim, it's about pressing Q at the right time.

>>151599216
I will only accept this if Roadhog and Torbjorn get pool party skins

Which Overwatch girls have roasties?

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>Complete Boss at S76
>Complete garbage at McCree
I don't get why I can't hit anything desu

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>the only Genji balance issue Blizzard found necessary to address is the fact that he could dash through Junkrat's traps

>>151599420
All of them.
Except Zarya.

>>151599423
Just go for body shots and keep M1 pressed. Don't tryhard, this isn't CS.

>>151599031
I guess, but I hardly ever get anything above silvers in damage and elims as McCree, so I feel like I'm a non factor in games.
>>151599075
Maybe something to help me with stabilising my aim, if that makes any sense? After watching some replays and potgs my tracking seems to be pretty good, but it's hard for me to initialy lock on the enemy. Hell, it feels like it's easier for me to hit moving targets than a standing Roadhog.

>>151599456
blizzard are lazy, they don't want to deal with people complaining about genji but they also don't want to deal with genji players complaining after they nerf him

so they make a small """nerf""" that doesn't actually change anything to get both sides to shut up

>>151599501
If you can hit moving stuff better than bigass roadhog, it means you're either an insect or a dinosaur.

>>151599209
Demoman was the one I never really got into on tf2, actually, but I was way worse at fps at the time and didn't know how to use him. I was basically that faggot on ME3 multiplayer who rolled an engineer solely for Incinerate, I'm not going to pretend I'm amazing at this stuff. But I guess explosion abilities just... feel better? I like the impact.

>>151599456
>t. basic shitter with utterly unrealistic and retarded ideas how to balance a high skill floor/cap hero, due to never playing them
I bet you are a Junkrat main.

>Buy Overwatch yesterday
>Having fun
>Just had a 5 Tracer enemy team match
Dear God

>>151599456
Literally all they need to do is nerf his sword duration to 6s instead of 8 and he'll be perfectly balanced

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So before Gabe had to reap behind a mask, what was his weapon of choice? Was he still a maniac with dual shotguns running in and plugging idiots at point blank?

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>>151599615
Like shooting fish in a barrel

How the hell do I play as Winston?

>>151599423
you are probably focusing your aim into a "stream" like how his rifle works.
try getting the rhythm of mcree's shots, or even click for every shot. focus more on shooting only when your crosshair is 100% on target

>>151599664
Yes.

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Did I miss out of the memo where Symmetra is not utterly shit.

Every game Sym is picked and it fucks up our team comp.

This is at 58+.

>>151599651
And normalise his melee range.
And reduce his dash distance.

>>151599615
as soon as there's more than one it gets cancerous as fuck

tracer is the reason 1 hero limit is in comp

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>>151599330
Mei's problems extend far beyond her ult's uselessness.

>>151599379
Viability for more than 50% of the roster.

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>>151599664
Yes.

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>>151599613
>Genji is high skillcap
I like this meme.

>>151599679
Jump in, do whatever damage you can, jump out when things get heavy. Use shield when necessary.

Why has no-one mentioned the fixed range on Laneboar's alt fire?

>>151599579
>But I guess explosion abilities just... feel better? I like the impact.
Well I am the exact opposite. Nothing could be more boring to me than spamming explosives or other OHK kills. Now getting a full mag into an enemy as tracer or a satisfying long-range shuriken snipe on the other hand

>>151599720
Define "viability".

>>151597843
>Its the little things
Read that as Junkrat.

It is nice to be in a positive team, but its much more likely to be in a quiet game and/or one with snide people.

>>151599712
For the little I've played maybe it is my inexperience, but how the fuck do I even kill one? I'm nloading an entire turrent gun at her and they just run around picking up health packs

I have lost over 5 qp games in a row. Last match we lost to a 3-bastion stack at Volskaya. Nobody in my team knew what to do even when I told them to switch to Genji. Reinhardt repeatedly just went inside with shield on and died. Widowmaker was defending our spawn point from 0 enemies. One dude was complaining that he couldn't see the enemy models. I died 8 times to Roadhog 1-shot """""combo""""".
I'm so fucking tired of this game.

>>151599615
Someone provide this man with that one junkrat webm.

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>>151599732
here's a real high skillcap hero

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>There is a Pharah raping everyone even though your 6 man premade has McCree and Zen

>>151599613
If you think a character who counters his own counters is balanced, you just might be a thirteen year old Genji main.

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>>151599727
>>151599704
I love it.

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Would you a Lena?

>>151599862

REAL HUMAN BEAN

>>151599862
>tfw pharah is neutered in almost every way so it's basically impossibe to style on people with her

>>151599613
>t. gengo main claiming his hero reqires mad mlg skillz
He's way to fucking mobile, his ult has retarded range and charges up too fast, his refelct hitbox is the size of Rein's shield and is full cancer overall. I can't fucking wait for him to get some nerfs that actually affect him, the tears of weebman mains will be delicious.

>11 upvotes in competitive

MOOOOOOOOM

GET THE CAMERA!

>>151599839
QP is a joke just play competitive if you want actual games

>>151599803
dont bother chasing them
just wait for them to get close and CC/1 shot them

>>151599708
They probably put their turrets in shit locations and can't dance around like a retard to kill everyone in your path. Only open maps she sucks at when she has no way to get close or set up stuff. But most of the time that isn't the case.

>>151599862
>make a healslut that needs aim
>healsluts can't aim
>wonder why she's barely played
She's hidden OP tbqh.

>>151599651
Honestly why? Is it because it makes you feel worse to get killed by a relatively slow melee ability than by an instantenous death blossom or tire? Excepting Top 500 play, where you might see a team kill from time to time, there is no scenario where you regularly get more kills with dragonblade than the other multikill ults. So why?

Rationally, there is no reason for a special treatment of dragonblade. I urge you to become cognizant of your own emotional biases.

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>>151599787
Not in F tier.

>>151599984
>wonder why she's barely played

I see here more often than I want. When will people realize that Lucio is the go to Support?

>>151599775
demo pills move faster than junkrat candies right?
demo feels way more rewarding to play as your opponent cant dodge your bombs

>>151599954
But I suck so much and want to practice before I fuck up other people's games in competitive mode. Should I just play against AI or what?

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Make the screaming stop.

>>151600014
Please try thinking for yourself.

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>>151599902
Puffy vulva!

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>>151600043
No tears.
Only dreams.

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>putting a garbagegerbil trap and mine on top of the arch on anubis
>gibbing pharahs and widows

>>151599664
Yes but he had smoke grenades to give him cover and hide his movement.

when is the next time we will get new skins? halloween?

>>151600043
Stop playing the worst support then.

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60 tick meme is finally dead and I can catch Genji niggers in my trap.

Really makes you think....

>>151599945
If you want to tweak Genji here and there fine. But I have so often seen braindead suggestions like cutting his health to 150, removing the double jump or the dash reset it's not even funny. You might as well remove the hero at this point and give him a different name, because it wouldn't be Genji anymore and he would be a bottom if the barrel unviable pick.

>>151600038
Yeah demo pipes are faster. You can try doing fancy stuff with Junkrat but he just doesn't have the range so you have to resort to placing bombs all over the place.

I really wish he rewarded aim more.

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Reminder that Pharah would love you the most.

>>151600014
My beautiful S76. You poor, poor man.

>>151600143
buffing flashbang to 60 damage is the only adjustment genji needs

>>151600035
Because I have double the playtime on Lucio than I have on the runner-up. I like to play something different from time to time.

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>>151600174
D.Va.

>>151598830
This is why I hate the game even if I'm the stomper. I play 6 hours a day again in competitive day since they announced the extra points and I barely played a few matches which wasn't decided the moment teh game loaded up. Not to mention the shitty team rank system where it is okay for the enemy team to have 3 rank63 if they have a low40 and my team is all around 55. Guess what happened.

>>151599954
Maybe if you are rank 75-100 where everyone is an ex Quake professional or at least a nolife who has been playing 24/7 since launch. If not, it's (You) and 5 shitters vs 6 slightly less bad shitters.

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>>151600174
Sleeper Agent Blueberry plz.

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>>151600038
Trashrodent's candies need a velocity buff to make him actually interesting to play rather than a spam dispenser.

It would also make him Democancer but hey ho

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>This was their "hot girl"

HAHAHA
Love how bad battleborn was blown out the water.

>>151600174
will her mum keep banging you if she breaks up with you?

Is it canon that Hana gets BLACKED by Lucio?

>>151600350
Only for us, anon.

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>get paired up with people just out of their placement matches
>all of them under 35
>run in a single line just to get mowed down by Bastion
>completely ignore "Group up with me!" coming from me and the tank
>"b-but level doesn't matter, m8 :^)"
ENOUGH
I'm so tired of this shit. I'm not a pro player, not even a good one. I'm just an average player who knows that going in alone is retarded. Can I just get matched with similar average players who know how to stick together? I can't do this anymore.

Someone teach me how do i into 100% PURE GERMAN BEEF
I just tried playing him and it was really painful. The enemy team is always up my ass and my teammates are nowhere near me.

>>151600140
And MLGenjis can reflect even more stuff, or dash away with 1 HP only to come back 3 seconds later to mutilate your squishies.

>>151600235
Games are pretty decent here at 67 desu
After about 65 most of the retards get filtered out

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OI! OMAE!

>>151600192
Just make it ignore reflect and I'd be happy.

>>151600350
Signs point toward Lucio being the gay cast member that they said was already present within the game.

-His line about Numbani and people being allowed to live as they choose.
-His new line about guys from the data dump.

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>want to find american muhcree
>goyed out and bought 24 boxes
>got it on the last one

>>151600401
If you don't have a team that doesn't understand the glory of shield grandpa then there is no way around it.
The recharge rate on the projectile is fast as fug. Use it a lot.

>>151600468
It already does.
Git gud.

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>>151600297

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>mercy turns evil half way through her summer games voice line

>>151600395
>get grouped with people under 35
>I'm just an average player
No, you're a shit player.

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>>151600520

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>>151600489
>Buy 11 loot boxes
>Wanted D.Va skin
>Didn't get it
>Play 1 match and get loot box
>D.Va skin

Time to do my placement matches.

God help me.

>>151600065
those are balls
but I like futa so it's okay

>>151599720

The sad thing is that before this last patch we had MORE viable heroes, it was the reckless changes that ruined the balance.

>Mercy needs a LOT of buffs
>Mei's problem is her 2 main attacks, not her ult
>Discord is fucking stupid and always has been since the beta
>Lucio being a 100% pick since the dawn of time needs to finally be addressed
>Genji's ult lasts 2 seconds too long and his animation cancel is an issue
>Revert the 76 changes

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>>151600520
>>151600297
>friend was shilling the shit out of this game before it released
>literally tried convincing me it was the next "must play" game
>told him I wasn't buying into his shill
>convinced I was missing out and it was my loss
what did people see in it?

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>>151600468
>Nerf size of his reflect so splash damage can hit him
>throw flashbang at surface near reflecting genji
>this killsfixes the genji

>>151600174
Harem ending when? Dva, Pharah and Widow all sounds great.

>>151600489
>>151600579
That was supposed to say 111. Not 11.

>legos drought, not a single one fore the past 10 levels
>suddenly zarya summer skin and caw caw reaper skin
Thanks gaben.

>>151600174
Mercy's basically my ex except she was a medicine student and not a doctor a yet. Explains Mercy being my waifu I guess.

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>>151600174
And Widow would give the sweetest kisses.

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>>151600656
>111
You've been had by the waifu makers

>>151600609
Don't have your hopes up this late in the season, but if you get a good enough placement you might get a free golden gun

>>151600706
those are for her husband only!

>>151600468
>Genji ults
>stun and hammer him
>he comes back 20 seconds later
>ults again because the meter doesn't deplete
>stun and hammer him again
>repeat for the entire duration of the match

It would be sooo satisfying.

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>not rating matches

>>151600831
i never vote for mercy players

>>151600831
>win, rate 3
>lose, rate 1
devilish.jpg

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>>151599775
No, I totally get that hard hitting isn't for everyone. And I've played with some really impressive Tracers, so no arguments there.

>>151600038
Is that right? I might have to give Demo another try if I go back.

>be Rein
>healer behind me
>start walking to the point
>get attacked
>die
>death spectate healer
>he's on the other side of the map
Every fucking time.

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>>151600728
le no

>>151600831
Does rating matches even do anything?

>>151600626
>Mercy needs a LOT of buffs

Not really, she just needs some re-evaluation post ult nerf and the new environment created by Ana.

-She's no longer the best single target healer (Totally blown away now by Ana which does about double her HPS)
-Her ult punishes you now for resurrecting anything less than a group.

Have her ult use less if you resurrect 1 person and re-evaluate her HPS

>>151600876
>win, rate 2
>win after struggling to carry retards, rate 1
>lose, rate 1
i literally never rate 3 because i never have good games

>>151600485
>-His new line about guys from the data dump.

WHERE

>>151600174
Pretty sure Widow is the tsundere one

>>151600552
Mercy is evil. After all, she turned Reyes into Reaper. And Genji Shimada into the abomination he's now.

>>151600932
>pre nerf widow

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>overtime
>that moment when the enemy team fire off all their ults and Zenyatta Transcends yours

>>151600485
>-His line about Numbani and people being allowed to live as they choose.
Pretty sure that's just a reference to how Symmetra's company is fucking up Rio.

>>151600934
It increases drop rate

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>Finish placement matches
>50

well. at least I did them.

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>mfw i only say gg when i lose in hopes of pissing of those teammates who thought i was the reason we lost

>>151601016
I won't deny that...but Numbani is the City of Harmony and they celebrate Unity Day...just sayin'

>>151600932
D.va one where?

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>>151600174
M E R C Y
E
R
C
Y

>>151599869
being a beta cuck that doesn't point that out in coms/chat

kek

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>>151597540
That's not rubbishmouse

>>151600706
Full one where I suck her dick where?

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>you will never cuddle and watch a movie with mercy
the pain is real

>Faggots in a premade bully me into playing my worst tank (D.va)
>They swear at me more when I suck at her
>We were actually winning when I was Rein

Fucking clowns

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>>151601260
Kill me

>>151601260
>you will never cuddle and watch a movie with Jack
the pain is real

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>>151601242
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2058880
Have fun.

>>151601260
>that bulge
I have the most non-gay boner now

>>151600876

This desu.

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>>151601260
Why live?

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>>151601273
Bully them back and play what you want. My favorite line when groups try to flame me is to tell them to keep sucking each others' dicks or to let their boyfriends fuck them in the ass some more. They shut up pretty quick, it's great.

>>151601216
But anon, what if I like both

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Characters that are a guaranteed loss when you see them picked by team-mates:

1. Old Hag
2. Edgemaster
3. McGay
4. Birdwoman
5. Science Ape

In that order

do stats sites only update once per day?

>>151601118
>>151600939
>>151600876

/v/ has no sportsmanship

/v/ most times doesn't even have a brain but I digress

>>151601567
i've won with all 5 of those recently

get god

I always switch away from my SSD instalocks when someone asks me, I love making people feel inadequate when I outperform their "mains" with my second choice.

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>ranked
>attack on Watchpoint: Gibraltar
>get meme team
>junkrat, bastion, mei
>I'm the only healer
>only tank is D.Va
>ask team politely to maybe get another tank and another healer
>no response
>turn on mic, ask again
>get a response in Russian
>nobody on my team speaks English
>we still win
>mfw
I need to get out of the 50s.

>>151601703
Yeah, in Wood-League. Get to my level and then we can talk you scrublet

>>151601567
Hanzo is a 100% guaranteed loss if whoever picks him is the first person on your team to pick a hero

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>Go play some quickplay to wind up
>Nepal
>Decide to go for characters I very rarely played instead of the 6 hot picks of the month
>Go Mei
>Two players on the enemy team immediately sperg out, wishes cancer upon me, assume I'm level sub 40 67 and call me an autists
>My face as it drag on for the whole match while we roll over them

Why is the community in this game so ass.

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>>151601486
Then that's the best of both worlds, good taste

>>151601756
reply with :)

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hows the ol forced 50 going pleblets

Greentext me some Tracer tips. Never really played her yet. I know I gotta flank and get behind the team, but she's obviously a lot different than Reaper. How do I get past choke points? Blink through them quickly? When are the best times to rewind?

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>>151601567

>>151601567
This is wrong.
>Mei
>Bastion
>Hanzo
These are the only picks that mean you are going to lose, most of the time torbjorn as well but I didn't include him since I've seen some really good ones.

>>151601613
who cares about sportsmanship when your team start blaming eachother, saying stupid unconstructive shit like "retard team, kill yourselves, uninstall" etc.

>>151601806
>good
>torbjorn
>literally a hero that could be replaced by an AI player

So whats the proper way to burst with s76's gun?

evens play overwatch
odds masturbate to MILF porn for 2 hours

>>151601567

t. Hanzo main

>>151601106
>Finish placement matches
>Lose most of them
>50
>Keep playing
>Lose every single match after the placement matches
>46

Can't wait to lose some more. Can't get any worse with the attack Symmetras, leavers and people that might as well not be there

>>151601872
ah god damn it

>>151601737
I recently came to the saddening realization that some of my ez wins weren't because we outperformed the other team, but because they had a Hanzo main.

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>>151601787
I mean if I was in ranked I'd understand, although it'd come from my own team.
I guess I'm just starting to get tired of try hards, I just want to play the full content of the game man.

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>>151600706
I want to kiss Amelie!

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>>151601260
I want to deliver my "payload" into her womb

>One guy on your team won't stop complaining about how shit his team is
>He leaves
>Gets replaced
>You instantly start winning

Why are people who are the worst at this game also the first to complain about others?

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I just wanted to please.

>>151601567
>edgemaster
That's either genji or reaper, and in either case you're retarded to think those aren't good picks

>>151600935

Nah, she needs a lot of help. Unlike the other supports she can only do one thing at a time and she has zero utility and zero defensive capability.

She needs more healing, some sort of AOE potential, some sort of personal defensive technique, and an E ability that probably probably covers one if not all of the previous statements. The ult idea you posted is neat, still she is nothing but a free kill and sorely needs help keeping herself alive since unlike the other supports she actually has to get up close and personal.

>>151601983

DUNNING-KRUGER EFFECT
K

>>151601986
>you will never get to please her

>>151601794
More like forced 13%

>>151601948
I recently got my ass absolutely handed to me by a Hanzo main who carried his entire team to victory

It was an odd feeling, the sudden realization that I am really bad at Overwatch

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>>151601892
>>151601948
1v1 me you fucking faggots. I can even duel Tracers with prep-time.

>>151601827
I guess I was expecting too much of sub-par players, the people that are good at the game mostly lurk I guess. Should probably start doing the same.

What's the best way to grind xp currently actually? I've just been playing normal matches because I don't particularly like ranked solo, and Lucioball is shit. I only earned like 3 lootboxes for the summer games shit currently.

>>151602063

>duel (sic) Tracers

Translation: fire scatter arrow and pray.

>>151601898
I lost four. I hate to be that guy, but I honestly think I wouldn't have lost half those matches if we didn't have a couple of chucklefucks going Torbjorn and Bastion on attack.

>>151602062
Do you remember what rank was he?

odds play the game
evens play a different game

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Mercy now have the same aoe heal of Lucio (not amped up of course) as passive, meaning she heal a little bit and constantly everyone around her and the one which she have her staff shoved up his butt.
Of course her ult charge is changed accordingly.
Yes/no?

>>151601343
Cheers luv

>>151602184
No. Give her something like Medic's overheal.

>>151602103
group up

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>playing pharah
>enemy team can't seem to shoot you down
>boosting just before enemy Roadhog hooks you
>picking on the enemy Reinhardt

Best feeling.

>>151602184
You're brain dead.

>>151602184
Make her passive healing apply AoE (no damage for 3 seconds, slow healing starts).

>>151602184
medics are useless anyway. If you deal more damage you kill the enemy team faster. If the enemy team is dead you take no damage. If you take no damage you don't need healing.

>>151602281
But what game mode? Or are they all the same?

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>>151602291
Sure as hell beat being a useless fuck yapping his mouth about.
Propose something else then man.

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>>151601986
>you will never tell her how much she means to you and that you want to start a family with her

>3000 miles from my PC and PS4
>No summer games loot boxes for me


SUFFERING

>>151602184
No she would be even worse. She has nothing but her ult and Luicio is good because of his speed boost.

>>151600174
D.Va

>implying I'd even need her to provide for me financially
I'd just belittle her and insult her back. Her Twitch dosh has no power here.

>>151599839
Now imagine mostly losing for 5 days in row.

>>151602364
get someone to buy some for you

>>151602364
It's all good man. I'll take your share for you.
>tfw tracer, zarya, and lucio summer skins

Why is it other nigger can kill people no problem with widow, but my hit reg with her is ass and in replays and everythin they deal no damage to niggaz?

>>151602430
Bought some the day before I left. I have everything except the ones I wanted.

>>151602472
the hitscan hitboxes are really tight since they updated them, you just need to aim better.

>>151602325
I think it's only determined by how long the match lasts, whatever mode you play.

>>151602518
you can keep buying them, they dont expire :>)

>>151602642
Okay, thought that might be it. Thanks for the info, I'll just do whatever then.

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Does anyone else have the problem where they always have to log in -> go into offline mode -> log in again from the client to be online? been like this for 2 weeks for me

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Remember D.va's you don't need to keep your finger glued to the left click.

PSA from your friendly neighborhood Ana.

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>Can't track and kill anything with 76 recently
>Buy Commando skin, set my small xhair bloom to ON

I have unlocked my potential again, 10.0+ KDRs and salty as fuck enemy teams from pure dakka rape and teabagging

Dad 76 is back

>>151602576
i shoot them standing still and its does nothing xD

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Hero tier list

God Tier
Hanzo (good damage, kill fast, good ult for play of the game)
Widowmaker (great ass)

Great Tier:
Reaper (good ult for play of the game, cool for outplaying guy)
Bastion (good damage)
Soldier 76 (decent damage but also aimbot for play of the game)

Good Tier.
McCree (stun and wreck with damage. Okay ult for play of the game)
Pharah (good damage if rockets hit, jumping fun. Unforunately she's brown)
Junkrat (good damage but also faggot and played by faggots)

Okay-Tier
Mei (she fat and annoying)
Tracer (fast and annoying. Okay ass.)
Reinhardt (good for pushing people down cliffs. But no damage)
Roadhog (faggot always pull me. Gay)
Lucio (heal is nice but he is black)

Bad-Tier
D.Va (little girl and dumb robot. Useless.)
Mercy (only heal and no damage. Also useless)
Zarya (pink hair, shit damage and flat ass)
Zenyatta (gay)
Torbjörn (dwarf, shit damage and turret is easily destroyed)
Winston (nigger)
Symmetra (also nigger)
Ana (old, no ass, no damage)

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>>151602350
>implying she wouldn't just experiment on you and genetically engineer a family from you