/utg/ - Undertale General

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Fish!

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gimmie requests

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Demons, monsters...

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nice

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>>151597031
Fish and skeleton!

>>151597062
Dapper Hapstablook

>>151597062
draw frisk and asriel hugging at the end of TP

nicecream and burgerpants spending time together

>>151597062
Chara mimicking Flowey's smile and Flowey mimicking Chara's smile.

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>>151597062
Toriel looking cool in ordinator mage armor without helmet.

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>>151597062
shotagote on a bed

>>151597171
fuck, i forgot to reply to >>151597062
sorry

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>>151597126
Buddies!

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>>151597328
They're the best of friends!

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>>151597062
neutral expression frisk being an asshole to your fave

>>151597062
aged up frisk giving aged up asriel a backrub
They're both naked

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>>151597242
i will not help perpetuate your elder scrolls shitposting

>>151597217

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>>151597431

>>151597512
O that is soooo cute!
Thanks anon!

>>151597604
sounds reasonable

>>151597538
W-what is going on in this pic?
This seems sexual.
>>151597604
I'm more moderate and prefer

>>151597753
>prefer
Prefer what?
Oh no, anon was assasinated!

>>151597062
Alphys hugging a pillow

>>151597604
>>151597753
Fuck I pressed enter and it sent the post.
I prefer Torgore, what does that say of me?

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Goat

Children

>>151597753
>W-what is going on in this pic?
>This seems sexual.
It's soy sauce.
Tastes like sushi

>>151597604
Seeing as tumblr's undertale fandom is mostly sans worship, and pun related humor idolization, does political leaning really play a part?

Additionally, Asgore isn't very popular there either.

>>151597837
>Brown goat
Frick pls go

>>151597839
O-oh... this is very lewd....

>>151597604
I'm indifferent scum.
I'm also indifferent towards both ships.
Theory still checks out.

>>151597910
FRIIIICK!

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>>151597910

>>151597910
I want to breed his butt

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If you and your favorite (assuming you are BFFs or even more) got in a big argument with a fallout afterwards, how would you try and reconcile with them?

>>151597604
>strong leftist
>indifferent

Eh I dunno

>>151598162
This is an american board you dirty communist.

>>151598236
Actually it is a Taiwanese Knitting board.

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Do any of you have the same problem as me? Now because undertale is the thing I'm currently holding on to for meaning in life. When I get particularly lonely I hug my pillows like most lonely pillows while thinking about my favourite characters, but the problem with this is, though it feels great in the moment, you get the realisation that you would never actually be able to experience anything like that in real life and then you feel the guilt of thinking about it, knowing you didn't deserve to think and feel that.

Then you proceed to feel lonely and the cycle repeats every night.

I need something else to do at night to feel less lonely that isn't fapping.

I tried animal crossing, but I still kind of feel lonely.

>>151598236
is /utg/ mostly right leaning? My impression was a 50/50 split
>>151598107
>frisk/chara
frisk - impossible to fallout with
chara - already dead

>>151598162
i use leftish generally. im a progressive social democrat, more commonly referred to around here as a "cuck"

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>>151598107
Bully burgerpants together.

>>151598324
Roughly 50/50, when not taking moderates into account. They are the silent majority that keeps their heads down when the left and right start shitposting.

>>151598324
>>151598440
lets find out
http://www.strawpoll.me/10981905/

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>>151597136

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>>151598315
Am I the only one who doesn't hug pillows at night?

I wish I had a Napstablook plush to hug though

>>151597604
I don't care about politics or leave the house or talk to people enough to know the difference between left or right, nor do I care.
I like both torgore and soriel is more of a joke ship, but I'm fine with it.
What the hell does that say about me?

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>>151598514
No but only because I don't have an Undyne pillow.

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>>151598514
I don't, but occasionally I wrap my blanket around myself.
And no, I do not like vore.

>>151597512
Fair enough, thanks for being straight with me.

>>151598315
Not exactly same issue but, for the past couple months, i've been holding onto undertale as the current 'meaning in life'. Now that it's dying, i need something else to hold on to, or i'll lose my grip entirely.

>>151598645
I do this too, combining both wrapping a blanket around yourself while hugging a pillow and thinking about your favourite character is the closest you can probably get to a hug from a video game character.

I'm also disgusting and like vore so there's that too.

I had a dream a spider jumped in my face and I woke up screaming, I'm so mad

i wanna be absorbed by a goat

>>151598737
See, that is not why I do it at all.

I know this will come off as childish, but when I wrap my blanket around myself, it feels as if I just cut off the rest of the world from me, and I can be truly alone. I appreciate the serenity of silence and being alone, and this just feels like the natural conclusion to me.

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>>151597247

>>151597876
>>151597910
don't bully me i didnt post those

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>>151597604
>is dadfag
>sorta left when I care
>okay with Torgore when done well but mild dislike for soriel in general
>prefer kingdings to both
?
what does that mean for me beyond i'm a faggot?

>>151597910
i wanna rub gotefrisk's footpaws

>>151598907
cute
thanks frick

>>151598943
That you're a double faggot

>>151598403
get out

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>>151599183
checks out

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>>151597604
I'm small government center-leftish and I like Torgore a lot more than Soriel. Mostly because character personalities get raped in Soriel. Otherwise Toriel not shipped with anyone on the cast is totally cool with me, same with Sans.

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>>151598907
More fics pls

>>151599054
Oh, frick is on?

>>151598907
Could you draw one of Undyne's magic spears by itself?

>>151599336
How is your collection going, anon? You have, like, 5 spears at this point, right?

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>>151597431

>>151599310
sorry my urge to write completely died, i have like 6 unfinished lewdfics and nothing in the tank to complete them

>>151598478
>1 right, 3 left, 3 moderate
so we're on average more left?

>>151599413
>utg is 7 people

>>151599413
Americans probably aren't up yet, then it would likely even out.

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>>151599380
He must be stopped before he becomes too powerful!

>>151599413
Not really shocking when you consider how gay this place is and what hours it's at

>>151599404
draw a naked frickgote

>>151599515
very true.
>>151599532
are straights actually minority here, or is it an exaggeration?
>>151599508
>20 ips

>>151599404
that's the frisk we all love and know.

>>151599380
Currently on seven.
Dworven said they would do one.
Hopefully one from frick this thread.

>>151599526
Mind your own business, anon.

>>151599665
Well, straights and bis are even, last I checked. Gays are a minority.

>>151599665
>are straights actually minority here, or is it an exaggeration?
I think last time a poll was done it was mostly straights and bis with very few true gays

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>>151599336
last request because im weak

>>151599649
im not mspg im not gonna shove my shit into this thread

>>151599814
imgur it you shit, I want to see the furry goat abs

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>>151599773
True gay is my favorite dnd alignment

>>151599814
Great! Thank you Frick!

>>151598478
Since we're already real /pol/ hours we may as well.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10982022/

Although im not sure how relevant it would be with Americunts asleep

>>151599773
you guys always ask this
gays are always the minority in utg

>>151600031
I didn't ask shit

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>>151599404
it's okay, I still love you just a little less, now

>>151600076
fuck i replied the wrong person
it's 7AM and i'm drunk already i'm sorry

>>151600183
Fuck you you fucking cunt how dare you pull that shit
I don't actually care and was just giving you a hard time

>>151600267
i wish i wasn't drynk i deel like thrwoing up

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Keep that bounce in your step going, /utg/! It's
REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://youtu.be/UI0YxxGwr_k

>>151599665
>20 ips
6 of them are me, sorry

>>151600104
only so many ways you can write gay goat sex anon

>>151599903
no prob

>>151599850
fuck you

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>>151600308
At least you don't feel like dying

>>151600415
>only so many ways you can write gay goat sex anon

you just haven't tried hard enough

you still haven't written vore

or alternatively write some more cuddlefics you hack

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>>151600348
i have mkid cameos

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Wake back up and someone's drunk. Also, damn, 21 posters.
How are the lot of you doing, and who's your favorite?

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>>151600415
Not everything has to be about sex, silly. Hugs are nice too.

>>151600462
>vore
no

>cuddlefics
that's even worse than lewds for feeling samey

>>151600535
doing okay, waiting for lazy bf to do gis things
nicepants

>>151600535
Enjoying spears.
Really tired but I need to get my sleep schedule back on track.
Undyne.
Yourself?

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>>151600534
Good enough!

>>151600308
hope you're feeling better.
>>151600535
>21 posters
only a dozen away from single digits!
I'm tired, but hey its been okay. Not sure if i have a favourite anyway.

>>151600420
At least sans has redeemable qualities, you guys just project depression on to him because we all want to die.

I'm in one of those moods today.

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>>151600535
Just woke up, kind of meh desu but I'm not doing bad or anything.

I'm playing Fire Emblem atm and my favorite is the goat dad

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>>151600873
Fire Emblem? Which one?

>>151600834
no sans is super cool and badass and depressed and always crying and having night terrors because he is depressed and sad but badass and fire eye BAD TIME and depressed, for me to cure with my love to him sans the badass depressed bad boy hunk

>>151600904
The snes remake of 1

>>151600834
>hunk
that made me chuckl

>>151600974
Based.

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>>151600535
my head hurts and I'm queasy so I'm dousing soft pretzels in hot sauce and having that for breakfast

gonna play shovel knight and probably get mad at it

>>151600987
What?

>>151600546
>We(i)ne(r)
is
Love

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>>151600535
Finally getting back to Pokemon Silver, I'll beat Lance sometime soon hopefully.
Fave is the robot with the butt.

>>151600546
This is a cool picture.

>>151601138
Soul Silver*
I don't actually have any Game Boy games since I started with Gen 3.

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>>151600546
What about sex hugs?

>>151601039
it's actually really interesting see some of the older mechanics. Just stuff like being able to unmount my knights and pegasus knights has a large effect on what I can do

>>151600649
Well, that's good. Right?

>>151600758
>enjoying spears
Uh.
>Yourself?
I woke up like 20 minutes ago, that's pretty much it.

>>151600802
>I'm tired, but hey its been okay.
Sleep, man. Okay is good.

>>151600873
>>151600974
That's fuckin awesome.

>>151601086
Well, that's no good, although that breakfast does sound alright.

>>151601138
>>151601203
I totally forgot about that. Good luck.
>robot with the butt
Okay, but which one.

>>151600535
I hate gardening and I hate removing weed.
Two people who came along told me unprompted what a sucky job task it is.

>>151601390
yeah, i just wish he wasn't so slow
it takes an eternity for him to do things

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I always knew the Nicecream guy was a deranged killer.

>>151600535
I'm doing the same as always, I want to die and I'm clinging to undertale and video games as a pathetic excuse for a reason to continue living.
I'm not even sure who my favourite is at this point, people will hate my tastes anyway, and I don't deserve the daydreams I have about characters anyway.

>>151601684
Is that pic a reference to something, or is it just Underfell Nicecream guy?

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>>151601390
>Okay, but which one
There's more than one?

>>151601753
>Underfell Nicecream guy
Is THAT what it is? I just found it in a pixiv artdump.

>>151601803
Honestly, I don't know. I was just guessing.

Gay people literally only exist to make straight people uncomfortable.

>>151601846
I love making people uncomfortable! I just wish someone could do the same to me.

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>>151601684
no
he's nice
also really cute and sweet

>>151601909
Pictured here: Nicecream Guy luring Frisk into a false sense of security, before locking them in his freezer.

>>151601957
this didn't happen
stop spreading lies

>>151601482
>Two people who came along told me unprompted what a sucky job task it is.
At least you're getting paid for it, right?

>>151601565
>it takes an eternity for him to do things
Like what?

>>151601704
>I want to die and I'm clinging to undertale and video games
Shit, are you the guy that was talking about exit bags last night?

>>151601773
Yes.

>>151601909
>you will never kiss that bunny
why live?

>>151602229
literally everything
he's just lazy as fuck
>>151602287
the bunny is nice but the cat is the real deal here

relationships are gay

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>>151602229
>Yes.
Who's the other one then?

>>151602410
this desu

>>151602410
straight relationships are really gay
gay relationships are great though

i love an anon
anon doesn't love me back
feels bad desu

>>151602612
who
is it frick?

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>>151602278
I love being a filthy sinner.

>>151602662
REMOVE CHARA

REMOVE CHARA

YOU ARE WORST UNDERTALE

>tfw no Serbian edit yet

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>>151602229
Nope. Do it for my parents.
But whatever

>>151602697
>>151602278
See if I had my way pedos would be gassed, but I guess life has already penalized you enough as it is.

>>151602745
Alphys is worse than Chara.

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>Chara becomes ruler of the Underground
>Frisk is their personal servant
>Frisk serves any and all desires Chara has
Want.

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Something for the depressed lizard.

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taking drawing reqeusts

>>151602697
charisk lewds are rare?

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Beware the man who mows the land.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8q5I_ziWEs

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>>151602662
>>151602697

I want to sin with this child

>>151602848
cute group photo

>>151602848
Edgegote chained to a bondage rack

>>151602848
can you please draw burgerpants smoking on a rainy day?

>>151602848
Asgore with his trident

>>151602869
Not very. Check the old thread; I dumped some there at the end.

>>151602897
Me too. I'd love to be ravished by the deviant sex demon.

>>151602848
you leaving
Mettaton EX.

>>151602351
Don't talk about kissing cats. Kiss the rabbit instead.

>>151602838
>Chara decides they want to watch frisk get fucked by a bunch of monsters in the throne room

>>151602840
heh, lizard, depressed? nice joke. lizard is fake depressed, not cute & sexy way at all. probably has no night terrors ever.
now if you said sans, who dark mysterious and tortured soul...?

>>151602838
>Chara is dead
>Frisk doesn't care because they never knew them
>Frisk continues to not care because Chara is dead

Want

>>151602848
>>151602912
Edgegote chained to a torture rack

>>151602848
frick fucking dying

>>151602960
but i'm like the rabbit already
imagine how obnoxious it would be

>>151602980
>watch Frisk get impregnated by Boss Monsters to satisfy her personal longings she had for Asriel

>>151602848
I guess this >>151597242

But if you disapprove of my ES thing, I Toriel mentoring Asriel in magic.

>>151602612
I'll love you anon

>>151602986
Shotagotebros giant depressive cummy chute

I want muffet to sit on my penis, enter my urethra with her inner vagina penis, and squirt silk into my bladder so my acidic urine can smelt it, so i can piss liquid silk all over charas face
fuck can a writefag get to work on this

>>151598315
No, I don't have that

>>151602848
the gote mastrubating

>>151600649
Hey
I am not that lazy

>>151602980
Oh god yes.
>Chara has Frisk strip down
>Has her guards open the throne room doors
>Monsters of all shapes and sized come through
>Orders them to fuck Frisk as hard and as much as they can
>Loves watching and hearing Frisk pant, moan, and have orgasm after orgasm
>Decides she likes the way Frisk looks so much that she'll have Frisk fucked everyday from now on. Sometimes one, or some, or even a gangbang.

>>151603274
>>151602980
>>151602838
they're like eight

and chara's dead

and evil

>>151602986
>>151603167
Are you two even speaking English? Are you bots, programmed to spit out randomly generated undertale themed sentences?

>>151602229
>Shit, are you the guy that was talking about exit bags last night?
No but an anon did a survey that showed about half of us are suicidal, we're a pretty broken board that lives only to talk about undertale and play video games.

>>151603296
Frisk is probably older in this scenario and Chara at least 12

>>151603296
Evil mistress best mistress.

>>151603326
>at least 12

WELL OK I GUESS THAT'S FINE THEN

>>151603306
Asgores gigantic cuckable trident!

>>151603274
Putting Frisk in stocks on a public place so anyone can use her whenever they please.
Frisk doesn't get rest anymore and is almost constantly in use.

>>151603306
Oh god, someone's been training a chatbot ai with /utg/ posts!

>>151603382
>>151603326
What's the legal age in the underground?

>>151603390
Asriel suck STANDING dubs!

>>151603489
Memeing flowey into a flower to enhancen his eternal anguish!

>>151603454
The legal age in the underground is listed as "Anything not as young as Frisk you horrible fucking bastard". It's a really weird thing. Not sure why it's like that.

>>151603454
They don't have a strict legal age. They don't need a specific law about it, because they all know not to fuck someone who's too young. They're not inherently evil, like humans.

>>151603737
They flirt with Frisk

>>151603737
t. Monster Internet Defence Force

is flowey a pedophile if he lewds frisk

since he's like centuries older than them

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>>151602351
Oh, boy. Could be worse, he could not be there at all.

>>151602482
Yes.

>>151602814
Oh, okay, that makes more sense.

>>151603318
How old is that fuckin' survey though?
>we're a pretty broken board that lives only to talk about undertale and play video games
Well, yeah, or at least a majority of people here are or aren't, I have no clue at this point are that way. It's fucking weird and it makes me curious as to whether or not other generals are like this. Probably not, though.

>>151603871
yes. also asriel is not underage, just so you guys know

>>151602848
This
>>151603274

>>151603819
I guess thats the reason they locked up the monsters, they either diddle kids or kill them like Ass-gore.

>>151603890
I am not lazy, don't listen to him

>>151603737
Do monsters even fuck, though?

>>151603942
Or eat them like Alphys

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What the Hell went on while I was gone?

>>151604043
It's what happens when your kind is tolerated.

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>>151604043
literal hell
cute devils
wicked sin

>>151604043
When people ask that, I honestly don't know what to tell them. There's always something going on in a sea other similar things that go on.

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What if Frisk lived until they were 18, then reset to when they were a kid. They'd be physically a child, but they would have the experience and wisdom of a young adult.

>>151604178
you've just described pretty much every savefic in the fandom

>>151604110
Sounds accurate to what I saw.
>>151604117
From what I gathered, a botfag is talking, Charisk shipping, and trying to figure out when someone is legal for monsters to have sex with.

>>151604253
I guess I don't notice much, just all regular rabble to me unless it's some big drama shit.

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>>151602918

>>151602946
okay Ill leave for now , I dont really feel too good anyways im sorry

>>151604418
awww thanks
that's amazing, i love it

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>>151604043
Memes are going crazy

>>151604418
feel better soon

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>>151597271
fish
lips
wanna
kiss it

>>151604614
whoa thats a cute undyne

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>>151604783
Waifu and husbando

>>151604418
>someone tells you to leave
>leave

Jesus Christ grow some fucking balls and a spine you whiny fag. If i told you to eat a bag of shit, would you do it?

>>151604783
Because then the autism here would spell on /v/

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Your favorite Undertale getting extremely high
becoming confused and anxious
ending up hugging you seeking comfort and relief
it works so they really enjoy hugging you now for the time being

Y/N?
I wanna feel an agitated goatbro relax in my hug.

>>151604461
I always read your posts in a stoned surfer's voice

>>151604995
nah
read it on a cute guy voice
it feels mire like me

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>>151603964
Probably not the same way as non-magical critters do, since there's so many different and weird kind of 'em, like skeletons and ghosts and disembodied heads.

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>>151604043
Charafaggotry.
Need to throw some goat in it as well to balance it out.

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>>151604970
Im not giving him drugs, but yeah id hug him.

>>151604970
papyrus cannot into drugs

>>151604970
I'd hug Asgore regardless

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>>151605128
But if someone did, you'd help keep him comfortable, right?
I just want to share an emotional hug with him so bad.
>>151605195
There's nothing The Great Papyrus cannot into!

BEHEAD GOTE

IMPALE LIZARD

WORSHIP FEESH

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>>151605124
Isn't charasriel the best?

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morning utg, how was the sleep?

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>>151605321
Why do you want to make fish upset tho

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>>151605424
Haven't.

>>151604783
You're thinking of Life is Strange.

>>151605556
You're thinking of Overwatch.

>>151605646
You're thinking of a Spyro: Season of Fire

>>151605748
I'm pretty sure you mean Breath of Fire III.

>>151605424
I died but I'm okay now

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>>151605292
You can share an emotional hug with him without him being high anon. But if someone drugged my precious little guy yeah id hug him till he is comfortable ofc.

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>>151605835
>you will never hug your god of hyperdeath until he calms down and returns to normal

Just
Fuck
My
Shit
Up

>>151605970
He will never return to normal. My condolences. You will be stuck with an edgy teenage goat until one of you dies.

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leaked photo of frick's new fursona

I wish Asgore was here to brush my hair and hug me close and hum a little tune so I could hear his voice rumbling low through his chest

>>151606173
Would shove that onion up his ass

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>>151605424
I don't feel horrible so it must've been good.

>>151606196
this but with his son

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>>151606057
I'd stick with an edgy teenage goat.
That would be nice.

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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

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>>151606196
>>151606328
I wanna do that to his son.

>>151606365
Finally, someone normal in the thread!

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>>151606443
yup

>someone called Chara instalocks Germany on HoI4
>they're good

I'm France and they're steamrolling Poland, Romania and the Czechs all at once because they tried to unite.

How do I stop the edge child. The UK is commie and won't come to my aid.

>>151606747
Honestly Germany needs to be nerfed. His ult is way too long and there's basically nothing you can do when the Blitzkrieg starts rolling. There's a reason he has such a bullshit high pick-rate in pro games.

>>151606887
Perfect

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So is this basically what Asriel was like the first time he met Aaron?

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>>151606365
I WANT TO FUCK YOU

>>151607260
määä

>>151607270
I want to give the French guy a handjob

>>151607270
Don't fuck an anon

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>>151607616
But anon that's lewd.

>>151606747
How does one be good at HoI4? Isn't it an ultra-streamlined game for babby chodes? The AI does your war for you.

>>151607762
What if you do it accidentally?

>get the true ending
>Soriel, Papyrus, Asgore and others are looking at the sun peacefully, feeling amazed by seeing it the first time
>suddenly sun becomes brighter and brighter
>HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
>earth shatters and explodes alongside with the sun
>a space quest-esque death message says: "unfortunately, this marvelous monster-human reunion just had to be delayed because of the solar apocalypse, thanks for playing" whilst the classic sierra death music plays
>turns out to be Undertale is a huge Sierra prank after all
Just how would you react?

>>151607881
>Soriel
REEEEEEEE

>>151607881
I already cursed their black soul a long time ago, I don't think there is much more I can do.

>>151607868
The AI will throw endless numbers of valuable men and equipment at the enemy until one of you run out. The AI can handle large scale offenses and positioning to handle a defense, but the player still has to micro everything else to actually win the war without losing all of their manpower and equipment fighting Ethiopia or something. Plus luck and knowing how to minmax division designs.

It's a lot more babymode than the earlier ones though but I prefer it.

>>151607869
anon this is an improper discussion, are you sure you should be talking about this?

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One of these days I think I'm gonna really do it.

>>151607881
"Well that was retarded"

Then I go back to shitposting about stuff

>>151608028
How does HO4 compare to DH? I've mostly been playing Kaiserreich (Democratic Russia is fun) but I'd like to try HO4 since 3 was what got me into Paradox games.

>>151608028
>luck
>Hearts of Iron
This is not allowed. This is displeasing to me.

>>151608000
oops my bad.

>play Hearts of Iron 3 on a system that can barely handle it
>declare war on Russia as Germany
>spend a long time trying to encircle their troops
>finally about to succeed
>the game crashes
>reload and try again
>the game crashes again
Hitler was apparently right about the globalist Marxist conspiracy. Those fuckers pull the plug on me whenever I'm about to win.

>>151608102
Do it.

>>151608102
Don't fuck a female goat please

>>151608102
Do what?

>>151608382
Fuck a male one instead.

>>151607881
I think I can deal with it if this would play on the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo7NIv-HaVw

>>151608164
Luck as in weather, your rookie field marshal going up against Rommel, the enemy bombers blowing up bridges behind you so you can't resupply. Stuff like that, not 'Rommel rolled 1, killed by Hirohito. You lose the battle.'

>>151608121
It's a lot simpler. Someone that's played DH more than my casual ass would make a better comparison or explanation, but i'd put it more to DH's Man of War to HOI4's CoH.
It's not right click send army win battle, but it's fairly simplified. I don't really have any complaints about it since you can still play it like it's DH if you'd like. I've played a lot more HOI4 because some of my friends that haven't played a HOI before can figure it out in a few hours and be able to play with me and other guys who have played it before. Plus easy mods.

being female was a mistake

>>151608440
Says you.

>>151608440
That's true. You can never have a cute gay boy for yourself

>>151608420
>DH's Man of War to HOI4's CoH.
Guess I'll give it a go. I alredy have both of those games and kinda prefer CoH. Plus I rarely finish a DH game, usually I go a few years then when I get bogged down in a war (like in kaiserreich I was reunited China vs Japan) I end up starting another game.

>>151608440
girls are cute

>>151608407
Real goats smell bad and probably have shit tier beards anyways

>beam down to a planet in my EOD armor
>it's a volcanic planet
>Avians built a wooden village on the planet
>shit.jpg
>try to figure out a way to save them before-
>lava storm rolls in
>hide in a cave as I can only watch their entire village burn to the ground, all the inhabitants inside
>lavastorm ends
>no survivors

RIP village of Oda Gamma III-b

You were a bunch of idiots.

Also, Undertale.

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>>151608440
Blog about it

>>151608540
You probably won't finish HOI4 games either, but that's because the end date is pushed up to the end of the Cold War I believe, not a few years after the end of WW2.

Get better peace conference AI mod, it stops border gore from happening after a war.

>>151608653
Yes, Undertale indeed.

>>151608670
>female
That was implied.

hey does anyone want to meet up in undertale? I'm waiting outside the shop in snowdin

>>151608747
>all the way in Hotland
I'll pass.

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>>151608328
>>151608393
I will marry the mother gote
>>151608382
Ew, no. Not with a goat, but I will a monster.

>>151608440
If you have a Y chromosome you're not female, sorry.

>>151608786
I really just stay in the resort all day

>>151608687
>pushed up to the end of the Cold War I believe, not a few years after the end of WW2.
Well I have NWO2 installed on DH so that's neat.
ALSO UNDERTALE
>>151608747
>Undertale the MMO
>everyone just hangs out at the MTT resort or outside Papyrus' house

>>151608747
i would but im working right now, sorry dude

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>>151608793
>Ew, no. Not with a goat, but I will a monster.
Oh okay, same

>>151608747
yeah man im there, can you see me?

>>151609109
I can't see you but I can feel your presence. This is incredible, I can't stop shaking

>>151608747
>you will never live in a cozy little house in a cold, snowy village full of fuzzy animal monsters that want to fatten you up with baked goods and hearty meals

BAD FEELING

I kind of want to download Tinder but I'm scared of companies getting to see my personal info, especially info for a dating app.

>>151609215
Then don't download it.

>>151609202
living there together with an anon in a domestic relationship

>>151609274
But I want to go on dates.

>>151609306
Interact with people like a normal human then. Go out and seek people irl.

>>151609215
Dating apps are only for retarded people and psychopaths. Don't do it.

>>151609306
/soc/

>>151609373
Excuse me, friend, but you may not be familiar with /utg/.

>>151609303
No. I don't want cozy feels.

>>151609373
That's a terrifying concept.

>>151609306
No you don't

>>151609303
I don't want to be murdered!

>>151609306
>>151609215
Grindr is better desu senpai

>>151609428
Sitting on the couch, cuddled up together in a warm blanket before the fireplace. Drinking hot chocolate while watching the snowflakes outside the window

>>151609504
I read that as Grignr and had The Eye of Argon flashbacks.

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>>151609093
I see you found a picture of Eugene

>>151609519
I already had an image like that in my head. Please stop.

>>151609504
If you want to get aids

>>151609618
>he doesn't already have AIDS

>>151609519
>you will never experience comfy snowy weather
Balkan life is suffering

>>151609618
>implying that there are any neg fuqboes here that haven't been pozz'd yet

>>151609519
>tfw done this before
>tfw it was fucking hell

the cold is the devil's creation. I never want to leave my shitty desert.

>>151609673
And there I was worrying that I was being too weird for going for the AIDS joke.

>>151609794
>not loving the feeling of chilly air all around you

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>>151609676
>tfw just Texas
>Only ever hot or cold
Save me

>tfw asthmatic
>tfw i find it difficult to breathe in cold weather

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>>151609872
I loved it for the first thirty minutes then I started being in constant physical pain from how hard I was shivering. Plus its hard to breathe in cold weather for me.

>>151609608
And you would hold hands with anon. Sometimes you go out to Snowdin, to buy some pastry. On the way you meet Papyrus and have to solve some of his puzzles and japes

I've never seen snow.

>>151609794
>tfw ethnic Finn
>tfw walking through a snow storm without a coat

>>151609975
>>151609936
How did your genes survive the ice age