/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

>obvious aimbotter head shotting everyone with lead loadouts, snapping everywhere
why are us servers like this

>people still play this game as if it was CS
FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF

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HEY SPLASH DAMAGE

FORCE PLAYERS TO DO THE FUCKING 5 MINUTE TUTORIAL YOU COMPLETE INCOMPETENT CUNTS

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF FIRE SUPPORTS NOT DROPPING AMMO

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU CUNTS PISS ME THE FUCK OFF

>>151597169
They know how to drop ammo. The drop it to themselves all the time. They're just unaware of their teammates because shitters only see red.

>>151601234
Good morning, my love.

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>>151601447
:3

How do I into harmonica?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ljYhhFfNpQ

Rate my song. It's called "My name is Fletcher"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J4Y4fkX5AX

>he plays a dead game

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
LMAOOOIOIOO ROFLLLL
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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>>151614163
>he plays ow

ded

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>We'll advertise the game when it's out of beta
>Trust us

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>tfw no one trusts me
feelsbadman

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Post your
>Favourite merc
>Top fetish

Mine would be
>Phantom
>NTR

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>>151620031
>NTR

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>>151620536
>being this vanilla

just stop making these fucking threads. the crafting system sucks, the gameplay sucks, the community sucks, the devs are the worst in the industry. go to some other faggy anime spamming general if you want to erp

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>>151622681
No

Anyone have a webm of someone acing the assault course?

>>151626474
Hold I'm gonna make one

ded

>>151626474
yeah I have one

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>>151626474
>>151627403
Looks like I'm a bit rusty since I've been playing other games and couldn't cut that 0.4 seconds.
Now the pizza I ordered is here, so I'm gonna try again after I eat.

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I just want to say thank you to the devs. Ever since the crafting update I've just stuck with bronze cards and I haven't spent a penny on DB since the update either.

I own all the mercs, so in a sense I own a complete game.

Thank you again based splash damage for not wanting my money. I instead spent £65 on the Diabotical kickstarter.

When's the crafting shit happening? Also why the fuck is this game dead, did they kill it on purpose?

>>151640410
It starts in about 2 weeks

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>>151640410
>did they kill it on purpose?

sorta. the devs went to work on other shit that actually generates income. DB is ran by a skeleton crew right now

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>>151635961
I could say the same. I was hyped about the credit booster discount, and was ready to drop 50 euros on it when they talked about it for the first time. Now, I don't feel like buying anything at all. It's like SD doesn't want my money.

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>>151646194

>>151642991
>spending money on video games
>on INGAME content
kys

I'm knda drunk atm so dnt take this seriously, but this is what's on my mind right now

I dont regret knowing you
I regret beng naive
I regret gettng tricked by you

Reasonwhy you're constantly on my mind is because you never gave me a chance to be with you

It feels like unfinished business

Idont care if our relationship wouldn't work out

I dont care if you reject me

I care that you never even gave a chance to try out

I felt connection

I felt like you could be the one

But you didnt give the opportunity to find out for real

For me going across border is a weekend trip

I've never felt this way

I might be crazy

But, what if?

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>>151648276
rate my nerd outfit btw xD

>>151649469
>that meme beard

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>>151649469
>chubby

>>151650391
Watch my vods to see the full facial hair package ;)

>>151648276
Dixu you're really fucking creepy.
Did you not get to that point in Highschool where you realized feelings were just feelings and not this amazing ascendant thing like tv, love songs and Shakespeare told you? Hell even shakespeare understood that.

>>151650595
I have some belly yeah but im still underweight according to bmi xD

>>151650725
>just feelings
Even if you're rght, it feels unfinished. And thats what's botherng me constantly.

I feel like takng the chance, I have nthng to lose so why not

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>>151626474

I fucked up after the airstrike but still got the cobalt.

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deder than ded

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I wanna do stuff and post cute girls.

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Hey Raaaaaaaz we need to do some marketing in murrica, threads don't survive over night.

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>>151661778

getting matched against subzstance in ranked overwatch = free win

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>>151657956
Cute :3

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Good night /dbg/~

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>>151667980
Cutegirl bump

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>>151676838
Goodnight Aname99~

>play entire stopwatch match 4 vs 7
>enemy STILL fucking complains all game

ded

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Evidence that American pubs are 100% more fun. Shitters never give up, hide in corners and cower in fear like the faggots in EU servers. They don't call shuffle votes as often and don't ragequit at the first sign of losing. They just fucking keep running into your crosshairs nonstop. Over and over and over.

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>>151687941
Bonus screenshot.

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Daily reminder that SD belongs to a chicken meat company.

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Almost made it through the night, alone.

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Somebody needs to wake up soon!

>>151700912
Why
There's no reason to wake up at all

>>151701570
There is a reason. Keeping the thread alive like it's your baby!

Subzstance gets rolled by me in ranked Overwatch regularly

>>151703805
How are the ranked queues? 10+ minutes? Ded game.

whats the deal with dixu?

>>151706179
Eternal autism.

>>151706870
Of the spotless mind.

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>page 10

Turtle when

>>151712883
SD pretty much said there won't be any new content updates any time soon. Let's hope they can afford some more devs on DB again once GOW4 comes out in October.

>>151589317
That OP is fucked up yo

>>151687941
>>151689619
whenever someone tells you right away about their job and defines themselves with their job (especially with a job like being a code monkey) they're usually shitty people.
putting your job into your name is some next level shittiness.

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>>151715120
You can generally tell he is a shitty person just by his merc choice - proxy. Good thing he at least enjoys his job I guess. Most people I meet work two full time minimum wage jobs and are really salty that I have a lot of free time to spend on my hobbies and get good at a game I love.

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Javelin a cute Scottish lady <3

>>151718004
A Scot would be cool

ded

>>151720948
d e d
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>>151721407
d e d
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d e d

ded

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>2 Auras
>Not a single res the entire game

>3 Skyahmmers
>Not a single ammo pack the entire game

Damn, it's like they skipped the tutorial or something ;)

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>>151726048

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>>151726330

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>>151726439
don't make fun of my aim, my crosshair was on that thunder most of the time and jumping made rng recoil kick in

>>151726824
haha ur aim so bad, go play cod xd

>>151729506
Looks more like overwatch aim for me. Press Q and hold mouse1 to kill everyone.

>>151726824
GET RID OF THAT FUCKING JAM OR STOP MAKING WEBMS HOLY SHIT MY EYES

>>151730245
source?
reverse search gives nothing

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>>151730245

I think I finally realized something

I got the strong crush not gonna call it love because I don't believe in love on first sight on a person that doesn't even exist. She just pretended to like me but in reality she didn't. Maybe this realization will help me through this easier.

Was I catfished in a way? I liked someone fake

>>151731642
Stop being such a beta bitch, you got baited by an attention whore. It happens. But it's time to move on and learn from the mistake. You'll eventually learn that 90% of girls are like this slut.

>>151731642
>>151732346
She did it before you, she did it with you, she will do it after you. Stop feeling unique, for her you're just another prey.

How do I break defences as Proxy? Just started today, putting down mines at chokepoints and corners is fun, but trying to break through turrets and smokescreen is just frustrating.

Or should I have just saved up and bought Fletcher instead if I wanted to blow people up

>>151733341
Flank

>>151733341
flank like a motherfucker
you won't get through strong camps with multiple turrets, stations and other shit, though.
you can run in and drop mines on shit, which is likely more effective than trying to gun all that shit down, but you usually die.
switch to a merc like nader in a case like this (or in other cases kira, skyhammer, arty, ...) and switch back to proxy when people pushed past the camp.
proxy is fun as fuck because she's fast as fuck and mines are an ability that doesn't stop you from being fast as fuck.
probably the most movement-oriented merc in the game.

>>151733394
>>151733760
Ok so flank, go fast, use mines alot and seitch if other side has too much shit to handle. Thanks anons.

ded

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What is going through that vassili's head?

Why are there so many faggot kids on mics? Some little shit piped up today about killstealing.

>>151740849
>US
what did you expect?

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Rip my account. VAC banned for using a noob weapon.

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What sensitivity do you play with /dbg/?
400 dpi and 7 ingame here

>>151747342
400/10

>>151747342
What did you do to dixu?
Not blaming you or anything just curious

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>>151747342
currently trying out 800 dpi and 1.7 ingame
before this I played with 800 dpi and 5 ingame

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party starts here

>>151747342
800/7.

>>151756806
Is kelmi being cucked by animebutt?
WHAT DOES THE CLAN TAG MEAN

DIXU
EXPLAIN THIS

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>>151756971
The clantag is there to show off my superior intellect and humor.
I'm still convinced that animedude123 is a trap

>>151757861
wow

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<-dixu

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>>151756971
>>151757861
Fuck if I know maybe she's trying but as kelmi said he was hoping she was a trap so kelmi is still cautious

>>151759050
At least you didn't get catfished by a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy :3

>>151759050
>hoping she was a trap
I'm not autistic enough to get attracted to anyone from /vg/

>>151761921
>kelmi
>not autistic enough for ANYTHING
KEK
YOU'RE ALMOST AS AUTISMAL AS DIXU

>>151762804
xD

>>151747342
400/9

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>>151762804
>implying I don't post the most high quality posts on /dbg/

>>151764123
>caring about posting high quality posts on /dbg/
A U T I S M A L
U
T
I
S
M
A
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whenever i play against subzstance in any game i get bored so quickly because hes so easy to outplay

>>151684395
>literally demolition man

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G400S is kill. Should I get a G402 or a G502?

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>>151767780
Neither

>>151768906
>list from 2013
Zowie is too small for my hand, G400 is not sold anywhere anymore and Razer mice are overpriced garbage.

>>151767780
G502 is the cutest and bestest.

>>151767780
my kone pure optical is pretty awesome
then again, i'm not a huge sensor nerd, i just need a good, durable optical mouse

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I want to FUCK AnimeGirl99!

Autism, "edgyness" and traps
Good 'ol /dbg/
How you doin people ?

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>>151771869

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How did we fuck up

More importantly how did splash damage fuck this hard?

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Aname, come to bed~

I want to see if I can make the dent in the bed deeper than last night~

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>>151777580
They need some imperial manpower

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>>151780625
You know where to find my tail~

Have not played since Aimee. Any major changes?

>>151772235
kys

>>151786870
They fucked up the craft system and goes full jew.

another day of shitting on subzstance whats new

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whats the point if you're just going to be alone at the end of the night and their interest is waning?

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I don't wanna be like this anymore

Dirty bomb is fucking dead
the community is unpleasant, the game is never going to get its fucking due, devs are beyond incompetent, the smallest of shit will never get fixed, my aim feels like its getting worse and worse... there's barely any real feedback outside of winning matches...
I defended this game to the death and now I'm here.

Cryptic is as cryptic do

>>151798394
Neck yourself

>>151802130
get a life

>>151786870
kys

>>151798394
>the community is unpleasant
this is pretty much the internet isn't it?

ded

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Is this the most difficult badge to get?

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>>151824213
Yes.

ded

>>151832474
p much

It might be for the best

>>151832908
dixu quit so there are no good posters left

>>151832946
What ever happened to shitterbee?

>>151833197
We're talking about good posters here

And he quit for OW and Payday

>>151833580
Of course he left for Overwatch. At this point Dirty Bomb is and always has been a niche game.

>>151832946
Hey man I'm still here and contributing.
Do you want me to sing a song like dixu?

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>>151835203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxTamrBVHT

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>>151835819

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>>151835946

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My gimmick got old really fast...

>>151835203
>>151835819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBjYPdhnS2

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>>151836571
Go to bed Kelmi

>>151837661
Wrong

>>151837707
Sinnveyr

>>151837763
Yeah ok

ded

/dbg/ - bad singing general

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what they got planned?

>>151843741
>what they got planned?
Nothing, as always

>>151843741
Show off Gears4, announce one of their unannounced projects, hand out elite case codes under the table if someone mentions dirty bomb to shut them up.

im streaming

>>151845205
k

HOW ABOUT THAT

>>151846293
What's phantom's real name? Ernest?

ded

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>>151850243

i would neck myself if i still played this game

is there dev stream tonight or no?

>>151850807
>tfw too broke for overwatch

>>151851764
It's $40 bro. Just save up your change in a jar for like a year.

>>151851427
>is there dev stream tonight or no?
No, shoe is at gamescom.

>>151851935
Oh, I thought it was $60. Welp, that's good. Kind of a shame that DB never took off much, it's not a bad game. Adding in wall-jumping was a nice touch.

Hey DixuMixu, how often do you fap?

>>151854785
Daily, why?

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>>151854658
Just understand OVW takes a bit to get into if you're used to DB.
It's skill based but more on the strategy end. Your aim will still come in handy with certain heroes.

>>151855086
I'm a masturbation scientist and I strongly believe this is the cause of your depression.

>>151854658
They sell it for $40, but they push origins edition for $60 whenever they can.

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>>151854658
You pretty much have to go digging

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>>151855710
No...

>>151855710
It's like a drug, if you do it too much your brain gets used to the high dosage of orgasm hormones it gets and nothing else in life will even come close. Quit fapping or at least do it only once a week or so to get your brain back to normal.

ded

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>Vassili mains

>>151859660
Video games have made people think snipers do more damage when the only real advantage they have is the range.

So /dbg/ why aren't you elite operative yet? What is your excuse?

>>151862218
Its not fun to sit in queue and you cant queue with a 5man team, also the rewards are shit for the time it takes

ded

>>151856197
This. Please, jerk less!

t., fellow over-masturbator

>>151862218
>try to run some ranked matches
>30 minute queue

>>151865640
I jerk off 5 or more times per day
Help.

wake me up when turtle is here

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>People still play this when Overwatch exists

>>151870147
What if I don't like Overwatch?

>>151869086
65
52%

>>151872517
check it again

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>>151873124
Why? Did you finally get out of bronze league?

>>151866271
Trying holding off at least once a day.

>>151878331
w-what the hell happened to him

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>>151878696
LOOK OUT THERE IS A SNI-

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ Stop playing Vindictus and play some Dirty Bomb!

Fuck this thread is so miserable, why do I even bother bumping it?

What is the point of the wall jumping mechanics if this game has no verticality. Its like warframe tier useless

>this thread is up for days while /indie/ constantly dies
It isnt fair

>>151888817
We're working hard on it.

>>151888817
Going to sleep 6AM just to bump the thread until somebody wakes up is not an easy job.

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>>151890673
Good night /dbg/ :^3

we ded again

>>151900257
>>151903092

>>151872517
never forget the 65 52% shitter

Does anyone else yearn for more indoor-orientated maps? I liked the middle part of Gallery and I think small more building-like maps would be better suited for the style of movement the game has, as well as compliment more mercs.

Maybe an alleyway-orientated map like a ghetto. That ghetto multiplayer map in Killzone 2 was so good.

>>151909827
Also a sewer map to stick that piece of shit proxy in

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haven't played this shitheap since overwatch came out and here i am saving your shit thread

Just let it die, like the game

>>151915571
Whatever, Losion

getting matched against subzstance in ranked overwatch = free skill rating for me

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10

wake me up when turtle comes

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Why is the worst fucking cancer merc in the entire game so cute looking? :3

Who are the best /dbg/ players?

>>151927931
Killerbee

>>151927931
AnimeGirl99 and Dixumixu

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heh, they never knew what hit them >:D

ded

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The only thing I hadn't had the chance to try revive my dead soul is finding a soulmate

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Is this guy from dbg or just some random?

>>151933793
just some random

>>151933793
That's me, add me pls.

>>151934280
Ok, I'm just gonna ignore you
Sorry

>>151934370
Rude :(

Where are the other good shooters?

I've been alone for over 3 years. The only weekly social interaction I have is with my therapist, not counting doing groceries or picking up medication. Then I found a friend who I thought cared about me and who I could share with. No other person cared, even therapist is there only because it's his job. I actually felt happiness then.

This is also the reason I stream. I need someone who actually cares about me for who I am, not what I am.

But I'm unhappy again. Streaming feels exhausting to even start. I feel like lying in bed and crying for the rest of the evening.

I can't remember the last time I was hugged.

I wish I had someone.

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>>151936063
I don't give a fuck about your clinical faggotry I just want fun video games and the only one that I have is dying because of cucks like you REEE

Bannerlord fucking when?

>>151936063
Stop masturbating.

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>>151936063
How about calling your friends and go out with them you bitch ass nigga

>>151936839
What friends though

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>>151936898
Nigga fuck do i know, you must speak with someone regularly

>>151937058
I don't, that's the problem

>>151937093
>Gain 100k twitch followers
>Go to twitch con
>Slay puss

Easy life.

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>>151937093
How about your coworkers nigga? You could always get yourself a hooker

>>151937093
Meet up with some of your twitch viewers man. Easiest friends ever. You can start by talking to them during streams over voice chat or whatever. They'll suck your dick in no time.

i played this game a while back just after it launched. is nader still fun and hows all the new characters

>>151937215
It's a part time job and there wasn't really anyone I'd like to hangout with.

I don't know if you understand, but I need someone that listens and cares. Hanging out and doing normie things isn't what I emotionally want.

>>151937458
Bro I have like 12 followers and half of my viewers have been kiddies. And there's no interaction when the chat is dead for the whole 2 hour stream.

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>>151937575
>gguys im lonely i have no friends
>i dont want to do normie things

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>>151936063
holy fuck i just came to this thread after remembering dirty bomb was fun a while back

nigga wake up at 7am and go for a walk, if you have any pets take them with you if able, doesnt have to be a long walk, 20 minutes.
Eat some oatmeal with banana and clean up your living area.
Take a good fucking look at who you are and who you want to be and take the first step

Depression is fucked trust me i know, the only way to counter it is to be somewhat active and be consistent. Within a week you will enjoy it if you havn't fucked it up by staying up late
You will begin to feel better about yourself and in turn you will be more outgoing
Saying you dont want to do normie things is fucking dumb
People who REEE at normies ALL will have some form of depression, anxiety or social issue that prevents them from being themselves with other people or even trying to connect with others.
So they REE and stick to the image boards, its not healthy and if they could break the cycle they would. In most cases they just dont have the will to.
Do you want to be on 4chan doing the same shit next year? with the same problems and no goals? How are you going to achieve any meaningful friendships with no effort on your part?
Are you man enough to fix yourself?

>>151938603
Thanks for this, you made me think

>>151938603
>Do you want to be on 4chan doing the same shit next year?

I'm in a committed relationship, going towards the career I want and I'm pretty fucking happy about my affairs at this moment.
I'm still here daily, shitposting and calling other regulars like kelmi, animegirl, killerbee and dixu shitters. I still play Dirty Bomb and REEE at normies doing stupid normie things.

It's not one way or the other...

>>151939139
never said it was but people stuck in a rut will stay stuck if they do nothing but feel sorry for themselves.
>>151938972
seriously mate give it a week, you have a part time job thats actually better than me at this point, only fucking work i can get is LITERALLY field work or pruning vines, and thats on the rare occasion
wew

>>151939505
>>151939139
actually i did say it was. my bad

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>>151939139
Am i really a shitter? :(

>>151940052
You especially

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>>151940052
You are the biggest of them all.

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>>151940085

Ashur > Kelmi > Subz > Animegrill > Tsuka > Sinnveyr > Witcher > Silo > Raziel >>>>>>mic spamming autist Diux

>>151941414
>t. ashur

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>>151941414
This is correct.

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>>151941414
Forgot to add Kaur, hes on par with Animegrill

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>>151942026
I'm better than pubstance. Why are you posting lies?

>>151941414
Have some self-respect, Ashur.
Having a farmed statistics page does not make you a good Dirty Bomb player.

ded

see you in next thread

>>151951264
Why not this thread?

>>151951264
okay

Subzstance is a 2 time cup finalist and was at one point the best dirty bomb player when he still played.

Many dbn players even thought he was cheating.

Don't compare him with pub players.

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>>151953113

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Splash Damage, please finish and release Dirty Bomb so I can do a "WTF is... " on it.

Please.... I don't have much time left.

~Totalbiscuit

>>151955053

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK9Im1eP3DI

????

>>151955053
inb4 dixu sings "hello darkness my old friend"

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>>151956732

>want to quickly see what a game is about
>mfw 50 minutes of biscuit blappering about something else

How hard can it be to create a max. 10 minute showcase without your personal casual opinions?

>>151958172
Then watch some other dude. It's not like youtube isn't filled with 'game reviewers'.

>>151958575

But they're all the same.
>10 second intro
>Heeyeyeyeyeye guys it's ya boi bingabongaboobxd99
>today my cat did things and i laffed my ass off and

>>151958726
TB doesn't say much that isn't on topic, he's just repeating similar facts in different ways, occasionally summarizing what he repeated 3 times.
There's lots of redundancy, that's why it's so long.

>>151936063
You're not a certain someone from IL are you?

>>151962142
No I'm Finnish

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Nine more days. So far, I've farmed 283k credits and 13 arsenal cases.

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>>151962959
kelmi a cute! :3

ded

see you in next thread

why are we so dead? will it be better when we get new content or bug fixes?

>>151969787
Doubt it

>>151969787
threads started dying after subz was banned from dbn

the only high quality poster left

/dbg/ didnt realize how much he provided

>>151970485
Get out of here, subz :DDD

ded as dixus social life