Total War General - /twg/

1st for America kicked nazi butt in both world wars

2nd for warscape

pls rspnd >>151520342

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You're raiding the Empire, when Boris "Beastmen Wringer" Todbringer shows up and slaps your armies ass, what do you do?

>OP notes is all memehammer shit
So what do we do if we want to talk about good games like Medieval 2?

I've played WRE, Sassynids and Franks

What next?

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>Rise of Persia v3.0 will never be released

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>>151520742
what the fuck is the point of doing this desu

>>151520746
You start talking about it without your retarded baits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyXgMXNkdf0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E

>you were born too late

Dear man-things,

Your warlord, Karl FranzFranz, is very stupid and not very good at backstabbing. Dwarf-things (us) are much better at kill-kill and our breeders are much prettier. You will all squirt the musk of fear once we come down from the hill-hills, led by Thorgrim Grudgebearer, Horned Rat curse his name-name. The only way to stop us is by leaving as much warpstone as ratmanly possible outside of your sewer entrances in every city. We need this to defeat the most potent of potentates, the most illustrous of illustrouses, Grey Seer Thanquol, Horned Rat bless his great name--you would do well to erect monuments to him lest you incur his wrath. He is incredibly furry, handsome, and has a very long tail.

Sincerely,
Dwarf-things

>>151520746

>So what do we do if we want to talk about good games like Medieval 2?

I know this is bait, but he'sright in one regard; there is a lot of WH stuff in the OP.

Would be nice if we could get a bunch of other links as well.

>>151521050
You posted this the last thread faggot.

>>151520706
the mad man

>>151520706
This would never happen I am the empire

>>151514470
>>151514470
>>151514470
LOL

>>151521065
If histfags want their dumb games which don't even get updates anymore in the OP then why don't they make their own general?

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>>151520742
>using a weapon

>>151521091
Hello mother

>>151521065
It's almost like the latest news are WH related

>>151521293
>women are too stupid to grab a wooden stick to give them the edge in combat

>>151521091
Hello father

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>>151521251
This is /twg/ not /whg/.

Go circlejerk over your warscape puke games on reddit.

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>>151520706
Wait until I can get my jezzails.

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>>151521425
>so weak you use a weapon

>>151521091
fleas ticks mosquitoes

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Vietnam Total War when?

>>151520629
pls ;_;

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>>151521425
>not fighting with bare hands

>>151521091
R̷͋ͦ͌ͣͪ͐̚͘҉̢̻͙̫͍̻͙̦͇̫̯E̸̡͕̰̹̰̞͇̜̗̬̲̤̦ͧ̿̐̈̓͌ͦ͆ͤ͂̀̍̒A̢̧̟̖̳͉͕̙̤͓̥͙̅͋͊͐ͮ́ͭ̒͊̏͗̾͒̓͂̀̚͜L̷̛͍͎͍̰͍̎̀ͧ̇͌̇͌̎ͪ̾̚̕L̓ͤ͌ͦ͛̐̋̅͠҉̴̪̘̹̟̻Y̭̥͈̖̘̪̼͔̖̪̠̲̗̺͑͛̎̃̿̑̐ͤ̅̃̌́̓͘̕͘͝ͅ ̑͋ͮ͞͏̱̤͕̰̻͍͉͖̥̣̮͈̦̘Bͧ̿ͭ̊̆́͏̧̧͈̥̻͍̻̪̝͜͡Ǫ̷̷̮͈̭̙ͨ͑̓̋̿͋̾̀̃̊̇͆̈́̀́͝Ṫ̡͇̘̖͈͎̮̮̼̙͎͗ͬͬ̅ͨ́͢͡H̡̡̘̙̝̗̤͇̮͖͎ͤ͒̉̊ͪ͗̊E̍ͦͦ̾ͦ̈́͗́ͤ̇͊͗͗̚̚͏͚͍͕̰̭̯̘͈̳͕̟̰̦̗̙̣͚͡R̸̡̾̇̓̇̃̂̃̅̏̂ͮ͢҉̱͓̳̥̰͓͔̫̠̠̼͎̮̼̬͔̳̱

Are there any fun TW lets play campaigns on youtube to watch?
I'm at work for 11 more hours with nothing to do, and I need to satisfy my TW hunger.

>>151520785
I love you.

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>>151521921

>I'm at work for 11 more hours with nothing to do

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>>151521921
PrinceofMacedon's videos.

Or LegendofTotalwar's Europa Barbarorum Seleucid campaign. He sucks at the game, but he's a funny guy.

>>151521921
There is nothing more boring than watching someone on Youtube play Total War.

>>151521602
>believing in the existence of ratmen
Now excuse me as I go to kill goat men

>>151521293
what was deleted?

>>151521115
You don't get to bring Greatswords.

Did anyone of you guys play Cossacks: European Wars as a kid?
I've been looking for a pike and shot game for a while now and I just remembered that game.
I can't remember if it was actually a good game though, I was like 6.
Anyone remember it?

>>151522206
Some beating someone with a weapon. It was deleted because clearly being such a pussy that they don't use their bare hands is unbecoming of a human.

>>151521921
1. Evolutionist makes an article titled: "Misconceptions About Evolution", trying to appear smart and pretend evolution is a fact.
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-misconceptions.html

2. Creationist makes a lenghty rebuttal, proving the evolutionist wrong.
https://www.trueorigin.org/isakrbtl.php

3. Another evolutionist does damage control, gets BTFO aswell
https://www.trueorigin.org/ca_tw_02.php

This should keep you occupied. If not, here are some other resources:

http://www.compellingtruth.org/
http://www.ichthys.com/
http://the-highway.com/
http://www.mystery-babylon.org/index.html
http://www.strangenotions.com/gods-philosophers/

http://www.newgeology.us/presentation32.html
http://www.evidentcreation.com/TRM-Logerr.html
http://www.bible.ca/archeology/bible-archeology.htm

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>>151522037
Ratmen with guns, beastmen with guns... it doesn't matter what you call them, Herr Witch Hunter.

Hair dlc for Mannfred when?

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>>151522508
Shit's not relevant to TW and for all your morals, this one girl is more powerful than your God.

>>151522317
I did play it and I remember. Faintly.
I know I enjoyed it and it had pretty big battles. There was even a sequel iirc.

>>151522206
>>151522446
it's from a film btw

>>151522539
sorry bud, necromancy doesn't work on hair

>>151522729
She can get men hard. Can God do that? :^)

>>151522693
They made American Conquest and I think Cossacks 2.
I'm gonna pirate that shit and try it again.

>>151522606
>he thinks asians are attractive

>>151522856
>being gay
Sinner. :^)

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>>151522736
You're breaking my heart here.

>>151522767
how do you think erections work

>>151521630
>>151521853
There's no need for a Man to show His strength to a woman, He simply picks the most efficient and closest available tool for the job. Unlike a woman, a Man's time is valuable. I understand efficiency is a foreign concept for women.

>>151523006
So God spends his time managing dicks? God is gay?

>>151522934
>being into bestiality
double sinner

>>151523006

Blood is rushed to the penis, two "valves" close and keep the blood there. When the male is is not aroused anymore, the valves opens and let blood flow again.

>>151523137
there's nothing gay about penis-related magics anon

So uh
Apparently while the shitposting was a thing last thread, it will continue into this on? Really? Can everyone fuck off already?

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>>151523296
Just ignore the atheist shitposting.

Don't reply, it's really that simple.

>>151523296
shitposting is a /twg/ tradition. If you don't like it you need to fuck off.

>>151523241
okay but how do you think that works?

>christians still exist
As a European, this is beyond me.

>>151523386
>enjoying baptistposter
>enjoying slavposter
???

>>151523296
spot the warscape faggot, everyone.

>>151523296
America singlehandedly won all three world wars.

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>>151523457
ofcourse it's beyond you.
you're a socialist that bought into humanism.

you're the reason europe is a shithole now

>>151523296
This.

>>151522206
>>151523253
>>151522508
>>>/out/
>>>/anywhere/
>>>/but/
>>>/here/

>/gsg/ steamgruppe gets actually and unironically identified on facebook
>they migrate to /twg/
Oh fuck this

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>>151523457
4chan catholics are a pretty interesting phenomenon

>>151523630
This is bait.
Hitler was a practicing Catholic.

>>151523403

The brain receives a visual/audio input and then interprets that as arousal, which leads to the aforementioned function of erection.

>>151523457
You're a yoropoor. Nobody cares about you.

>>151523738
0/10 you're baiting.

>>151523457
>christians still exist
As a cuck, this is beyond me.

>>151523378
>>>/his/

>>151523698
Willyposting when
Unironically prefer willyposting desu, it at least gets deleted

>>151523742
Hey boss check the HDI index

>>151523698
AAAAAHHHHHHHH EVEN THIS POST IS A SCHEIßPOST

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>>151523017
>There's no need for a Man to be a man to a woman, He simply picks the most pussiest and unmanly method for the job. Unlike a pussy, a Man's balls are valuable. I understand manliness is a foreign concept for a pussy.

>>151523738
>catholic

Yes, and? catlicks aren't Christians.

>>151523017
>anything more efficient than your bare hands
You sound like a wimp. Tools & weapons were made to compensate for weakness & incapability. A sufficiently tough man doesn't need no sissy weapons.

>>151523698
you're just want them to come here otherwise you wouldn't make this post

>>151524076
He wasn't even a practicing catholic.
>went to church sometime as a kid
>hurr that makes him a christian 4 life
atheists are retarded

Hitler's philosophy was directly opposed to the Bible, he was diametrically opposed to Judeo-Christianity.

>>151523995

>doom comic

Arguably one of the worst and most awesome comics made.

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what a nice fucking thread

>>151524137
I'm serious though
We're unironically worse than /gsg/ has been these past few threads, I'm in both.

>>151523378
This does have a legit point. Over half the critics of Aquinas' arguments know little about the arguments themselves & are the equivalent of claiming they've disproved math by dividing by zero.

>>151524216
I wouldn't be surprised if hitler was a pr*se mary shouting, p*pe whoreshipper.

>>151524339
I didn't think pepe was around in Hitler's time.

>>151524285
>no Rome

Spotted the warscape cuck.

>>151524271
>worse than /gsg/
why oh why is this an achievement
why did it go so wrong with /gsg/

>>151524285
>nothing from pre-M2
Come on

>>151524452
Turkslayer.

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>>151523738
>Hitler was a practicing Catholic

>>151524449

There is no MTW1 or Shogun 1 either.

And you didn't even bother mentioning them, you barbarian.

>>151524501
i've never understood that guy's username. he is one of the most turkish looking people i've seen.

>>151524434
I mean the man in the vatican who walks around in a dress, wears a funny hat, carries a magic staff and tells people to address him as f*ther in latin.

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>catlicks

>>151524654
>f*ther
fuck it
last warning bud

>>151524449
>>151524591
>>151524501
Almost nobody has pre Rome games and Rome one isn't psted at all on /twg/ you only see like one or two posts about it in a whole thread. Med is way more popular.

>>151524271

>worse than /gsg/

They forced Stellaris and Distant Worlds out of the thread because of a few autistic members.

/twg/ is nowhere near as bad.

Also, don't forget the Slablands general, which still has CoC in its name.

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>>151524793
Matthew 23:9

>>151524903

Besides the point, every game should be featured.

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It's there a mod that makes Boris look like this? I want my Boris to be a big bearded Abbey motherfucker.

>>151524959
Yeah that's one incident, comparable to Slavposter. There were people who legit wanted to make a /4xg/ thread anyway.
Meanwhile how fucking long has baptist been around, he's basically the Liquor or /gsg/ except liquor died off around the Steamgruppe exodus.

>HIGH Tier
Rome: Total War
Medieval: Total War

>DECENT Tier
Chingchongchang: Total War
Medieval 2: Total War
Warhammer: Total War
Empire: Total War

>LOW Tier
Napoleon: Total War
Rome 2: Total War
Chingchongchang 2: Total War

>>151525151
+1, good list.

>>151525131
AAAAAAHHHHHH SOLDAT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>151525131
Uhh I'm Calvinist you fucktard.

what would it take to permanently ruin /twg/ like how /gsg/ was ruined?

>>151524983
final caution pal

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>>151525321
What the fuck are you on about
I'm not soldat.

>>151525380
There's no caution for you, who will roast in eternal hell you p*pe saying heretic.

>>151525374
It's already ruined.

Ever since Rome 2 came out, /twg/ has died.

>>151525374

Bunch of autistic faggots start forcing memes and shit, and then change the OP each time there's a need of a new thread.

>>151525458
definitive alert mate

>>151525126
Angry not Abbey dammit

>/twg/ is nothing but fantasy shit
>everyone is calm

>/twg/ finally has some exciting discussion on history
>"WAAAHHH IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"

Fantasy shitters are the problem.

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>>151525829
Atleast you can learn something from history.

Talking about orcs and elves is nothing but circlejerking and memes that nobody find funny.

>go to /his/!
/his/ is full of Communists.

>>151521050
>>151521091
Haha, nice. Someone is posting my pasta.

https://www.strawpoll.me/10977594

>>151525716
>disgusting cancer
>can't go to /his/ due to sever mental retardation which leads to getting BTFO
>Can't go to /lit/ because illiterate

Go to /gsg/ or /pol/, but no matter what get
>>>/out/

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>>151526428
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?

>>151525151
it's the 'new and popular games are bad, old games are good because i played them in my adolescene' meme

>>151526584
>>151525321
>>151524452

Are you the tumors who got their photos and facebook profile posted?

>>151520785
What mechanics are you hoping they get?

And more generally, What mechanics does everyone want for the races not in the game yet?

Skaven - I want their agents able to be used in "combat mode" where they can lead an army of up to 9 other units.

Ogres - I don't want them to be a horde race, but I do want their cities to be mobile some how. They all better have incredible charge bonuses too.

Tomb Kings - An anti corruption mechanic of some kind. Some way to gain extra units from reducing Chaos or Vampiric corruption would be really interesting.

>>151526372
>no option for the people who shitpost against Warscape whenever someone posts a game featuring it

>>151526863
Aaaand here we go, the Fantasy assholes have arrived.

Abandon thread, time to go to 8ch's /v/

>>151526981
Its the newest game dude, chill.

Not saying you can't discuss the other versions after all. They just have less new things to talk about.

Now if there was a new patch for Rome 2, or gods permit, another DLC or FLC I would gladly discuss that instead.

>>151526372
>https://www.strawpoll.me/10977594
>no option for weaboos/waifushit

>>151527281
he's just memeing you anon. report and ignore.

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>>151524285
Rolling so I can pretend it didn't happen when I don't like the result.

>>151526863
Skaven idea is pretty cool. I want a below-map to replace the underway stance for armies.

Don't know much about ogre kingsoms, but based on my conceptions they ought to be slow but hard hitting--though the charge bonus better be sexy.

As for the tomb kings...Eh. I'm too tilted to talk about skellies since my legendary vampire campaign just went to shit.

>>151525151
OFFICIAL /TWG/ TOTAL WAR GAMES POWER RANKINGS (As of 2016 summer) (Stand alone titles only) (All patches and mods taken into consideration)

1. Medieval 2 & Kingdoms
2. Napoleon
3. Shogun 2 FotS
4. Age of Charlemagne
5. Shogun 2
6. Attila
7. Rome 1 and BI
8. Empire
9. Rome 2
10. Rome Alexander
11. Warhammer

>>151527682
>Stand alone titles only
>list includes expansion packs

If you're gonna include expansion packs, include ALL of them. This includes Mongol Invasion, Viking Invasion and all the other addons.

Your list is shit.

>>151526372
It only needs one option.
Shitposting.
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

>>151527825
I see someone who hasn't read the pastebin.

>>151527926
Not soon enough.

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>"We're gonna rebuild the Gates of Ekrund and we're gonna make the Grobi pay for it!"

Anyone conquered all human territory as Empire or Sylvania?

Daily reminder we wont be getting Bretonnia with Wood Elves.

Next DLC is Wood Elves according to leak, but Brets are last FLC, and we have 7 FLC left to go.

>>151520629
England

ROME ON FUCKING IPADS

NOT ROME 2
ROME

PRE WARSCAPE AUTISTS ARE LITERALLY PLAYING FUCKING PHONE GAMES
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAGGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAGHAHHAHAHAAHGAH

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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>mfw shitposters ruin the thread again.

>>151524285
role

>>151527442
Ogres in 7 edition used to get impact hits on the charge. Something normally reserved only for chariots. A chariot would get d6 free hits on the charge.

Ogres got a free hit for every ogre in the front row.

Not sure if that changed in 8th, but i imagine it was somewhat similar.

So, yeah, in context of TW:W I hope that means the ogres all act similar to cavalry. They all have huge momentum and just crash into and through lines. Like minotaurs, but a bit more punchy on the charge and lot less fighty in the scrum, baring their higher cost units of course.

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here have a single light cavalry unit mainly used for scouting

>>151528840
>all those ruined settlements

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>>151528840
you are fighting celt tier1 shit-smeared levies desu, its not hard to meme units like that

>>151529174
true but my unit is also tier 1 and similarly shit.

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What causes this? Faction is in love with me but will not do any deals.

>>151529846

Nordlanders are stupid, pure and simple. Just let them be until chaos fuck them up then go reclaim the settlements.

>>151529174
>caesar
>having standards

>>151529846
I got the same issue with Middenland, I figured it was because I couldnt get a trade agreement as capitals weren't linked. I guess CA just really fucked diplomacy last update.

>>151529846
campaign difficulty?

>>151528804
>scrum
Who the fuck uses that word?

>>151530157
Rugby fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOKK2U8Xypw

LORD have mercy on me, a sinner.

I believe that Jesus died for my sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day.

I accept your gift of eternal salvation through His shed blood, I repent of my wicked ways, I am born again. Amen.

>>151530104
I'm only on hard. I've never been able to make any agreements with middenland or nordland unless their armies are destroyed. So CA must have some secret modifiers

i played warhammer tw when it came out

it was shit

still shit?

are there BANNERMEN and DRUMMERS yet?

>>151531184
nice music to play for my byzantine campaign thanks

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Fuck it i'm gonna play RoP.

First reply decides what faction to roll with

>>151531615

It was never shit in my opinion

>are there BANNERMEN and DRUMMERS yet?

no ;_;

>>151529846
You have a lower strength rank than them. It makes them disinclined to make any military agreement.

>>151531808
Egypt.

>>151531473
They are stronger than you.

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Which of the following Total War games do you believe is the best?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10978059
http://www.strawpoll.me/10978059
http://www.strawpoll.me/10978059

Which of the following Total War games do you believe is the best?

>>151531930
SO I CANT PLAY STIRLAND HAVE MY TOOT TOOT AND ALL THE UNITS HAVE MASSIVE GAPS IN BETWEEN THEM IN THE FORMATION WHICH TRIGGERS MY AUTISM BECAUSE THIS ISNT SWEDEN????????

baka lad

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>>151531618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rTDD9iK3S0

>mfw entering Constantinople

>>151531808
i assume babylon is the seleucid/WRE of this game, which will be cucked from all sides

so play as babylon, hard mode

>>151532320
nice song to play for my ottoman campaign thanks

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>>151532315
>Stirland

You got good taste for a CAPS guy.

>>151532320
What is your face when the Mongols enter Baghdad, mudslime?

>>151532639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

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>>151532556
Stirland and Solland have the best flags of the Empire provinces.

>>151532958
nice song for my mongol/attila campaign thanks

>>151532958

I prefer this one, i can feel the western Roman empire being razed to the ground when i hear this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

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>>151532639
>implying i give a fuck about arabs

Turks have never lost a war, we are too strong.

The spirit of Hector lives within us

>>151533235
>The spirit of Hector lives within us

Don't forget Sigmar, the great turk.

>>151533235
>Greek war of independence
>WW1

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>>151533235
>Hector was a turkroach

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>>151533235
>Turks have never lost a war

Are we posting throat singing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u_3WMPQzdM

>>151533417
>WW1

Uhh, the Turks owned you at Gallipoli.

>>151533214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlM2DBPOWNY

If you're playing as Slavs

>>151533712
I cant believe this exists, and i like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW7uvYz9yjA

>>151533712
Fucking hell the ride never ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg

Is it feel time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wGg9Z44Zko

>>151533765
and the germans won france but they didn't win ww2

As a Dwarf player I can not wait for the Tomb Kings to come out. Mostly because they'll skull fuck the Orcs in the southern Badlands making the Dwarf campaign even easier.

>>151534825
do you hate challenge?

>>151534825
Most of the Badlands isn't even featured in the game so the Greenskins the tomb kings fight won't be any of the ones that currently exist.

>>151533147
>>151532556
ostland and ostermark are pretty good desu

and hochland

furries can go home tho

How is the Medieval 2 mod by the way? Still a half translated crash prone mess with no brettonians?

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>It's a British people try to argue that they were more important than the USSR in WWII episode

You're not even as important as the US desu, let alone the ruskies. You're a bench player in the bronze metal game(western front/africa) while the USSR is a starter in the gold metal game (eastern front). Every front you fought on, your contributions were dwarfed by the US. You cracked some codes, you were a good launching point, did a decent job hanging in there until the final round, but at the most #3 in the allies heirarchy

>>151534241
something1 month ago
HAIL from Finland my distant cousins

>>151535285
There wouldn't be a WW2 without Britain.

There would be a WW2 without the SU or America.

>unsheathes history book

heh... nothin personel kid

>>151534825

>Implying the orks are not gonna fuck them mummy and take all that land
>orcs are gonna be even more powerful now.

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>>151535285
biggest empire m8

>>151500918
dwarf melee units do no damage, like zero. Warriors will lose a 1v1 with goblin spears.

>>151535285
>It's a reviving things from 200 posts ago because you're a shitposting autist episode

The plan for Operation Overlord -- as D-Day was codenamed -- was largely that of Gen. Bernard Montgomery, the land force commander. The Royal Navy had overall responsibility for Operation Neptune, the naval plan. Of the 1,213 warships involved, 200 were American and 892 were British; of the 4,126 landing craft involved, 805 were American and 3,261 were British. Indeed, 31% of all U.S. supplies used during D-Day came directly from Britain, while two-thirds of the 12,000 aircraft involved were also British, as were two-thirds of those that landed in occupied France. Despite the initial slaughter at Omaha, casualties across the American and British beaches were much the same.

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>It's a youtube tier comment shitstorm episode

>>151535048

heh

umgi never learn do they

>>151535439
Yeah, and that theoretical situation ends with britain under nazi occupation.

>>151520706
absolutely heretical

>>151535491
>conquering defenseless natives and tribes
>owning some shitty islands

""""empire""""

>>151535681
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sea_Lion
read up on history friend

germany never had air nor naval supremacy over the uk and the uk was largely self-sufficient in terms of food and munitions. invasion was impossible.

>>151535578
Post more ork memes

>>151535849
>won the seven years war
>won the napoleonic wars
>won the first world war
>won the second world war
>in every one of those conflicts british troops defeated several times the greatest land powers of all time

>MUH SHITTY ISLAND

what language you speakin lad?

: - )

gonna go play napoleon and conquer europe, brb

>>151534241
>Mongolian Traditional Music Throat & Long Song (Mongolian Rap Hip Hop)
This reads like a radious unit.

>>151535849
>defeat Spain, France and all other colonial powers for possession of a quarter of the globe, as well as the indigenous people of those areas
empire

>>151528273
No, but i did raze the entire map as chaos :)

>>151522606

>over-gyrating shaman.gif

>>151535910
germany had a lot of resources under its control, if they absolutely wanted to and didn't invade the USSR they could have built all the necessary equipment
besides, that was never germany's goal anyway, they just wanted britain to sue for peace

>>151535849
Honestly, every colony the british created is much better off than their counter parts. No other europower does this.

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>>151535213
>ostermark
Yeah, they aren't half bad either.

>Still a half translated crash prone mess
pic related

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fugging hell, I was gone for about a month or two and the thread quality has declined even further, what the fuck is happening here?

>>151536350
>>151536145
>>151536080

*tips monocle*
*sips tea*
*loses 100 years war*
*forgets to brush teeth*

M'lady

>>151535560
>muh navy

The US was fighting an entirely separate empire and took part in d-day, africa, and the Pacific while the british only dealt with two fronts. Not to mention britain would have been long on its knees without US industry and supplies. Every rifle, bullet, and shell in your army was paid for with American dollars, you would have been starved out by uboats and forced to surrender without the US.

British people are always quick to list their contributions and accomplishments but tend to ignore the country that funded all of that in the first place WHILST fighting an entirely separate war at the same time.

>>151535509
>Warriors will lose a 1v1 with goblin spears.
I will test this now. If you lied to me I will ridicule you.

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>>151536350
>Honestly, every colony the british created is much better off than their counter parts. No other europower does this.
Is this what Britbongs actually believe?

>>151536315
yeah and they could have discovered alien technology and took over the galaxy but impossible meme scenarios are pointless to hypothesise about

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>>151536615
"The british are irrelevant!!"
*speaks and writes in english*

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>>151536615
>it took the French 100 years to get back most of their country and they still don't have all of it

>>151536939
>be british
>fighting against the boers who enjoy such past times as breaking treaties and foreign people
>move boer civilians into camps so they cannot harbour terrorists
>the boer army cuts the supply routes to the camps with their own families inside
>despite low supplies and high rates of disease, attempt to take good care of the civilians
>there is a higher death rate among the soldiers guarding the camps than the people inside the camps
>war ends and people cry "muh genocide"

Yeah boo hoo poor Boers. I wonder if the Boers felt sorry for the Xhosa or Matabele when they enslaved them. What goes around comes around, chat shit get hit : - )

>>151537008
It's however not an impossible meme scenario, anyway did you know Britain was losing shipping boats faster than it could build them in 1941-1942? It would have continued without proper american support, just saying

>>151537008
If germany didn't have to deal with Russia and the US refused to lend support, Britain would be germany right now, and then they probably would have moved on and conquered the US as well.

>>151536648
>The US was fighting an entirely separate empire and took part in d-day, africa, and the Pacific
oh you mean all those areas which the UK also fought in?

>>151537363
>they probably would have moved on and conquered the US as well.

every blade of grass m8 :^)

>>151537070
Uh, hold up buddy. Are you actually implying English being lingua franca in 1st world countries has literally ANYTHING to do with the brits colonising 3rd world backwaters?

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>>151537217

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I want British nationalists and shitposters to leave

>>151537415
They should've planted more grass around the White House in 1812 : - )

>>151537363
>>151537335
seriously put your jealousy aside and leave this kind of thing to the historians who universally disagree with you

>>151537391
Yeah, I mean all those fronts the british wouldn't have been able to contribute to without US support

>>151537458
>the English having the world's largest empire is nothing to do with the fact that English is the world's dominant language

>>151537564
>appeal from authority
>without even citing sources
try again
>>151535285
also fuck you for restarting a discussion that was already over for three hours

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>It's a "Britcucks get BTFO" re-run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQtJpXUSHJs

>>151537659
can i see the evidence you gathered from your forays into alternate dimensions in which you had a chance to observe this happening?

>>151537732
Mate Benjamin Franklin taught the Indians to read and write American, don't believe dem anglo history books. WE WUZ PRESIDENTS N SHEIT

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>>151535967

>>151537793
>make claim without citing sources
"historians disagree"
>CITE SOURCES
?

can you both shut the fuck up?

france and england are both filled with muslims, arabs and pakis.

you're both cucked

>>151538112
It's just an appeal from authority, a logical fallacy,
some people try to cover it up by citing unrelated and unqualified sources but you didn't even try

>>151538231
France has a lot more though and Murica is like 45% non-white

>>151537732
>the english controlling some backwater savages has something to do with the 1st world speaking english

The French controlled as many colonies as the bongs, yet French is not the lingua france (ironically) of the 1st World.

And to cut this debate short, Americanization is the prime reason the 1st World speaks English. So you can stop patting your back buddy.

>>151538303
>if i make a claim without any evidence this is valid and must be acknowledged
>if you make a truthful claim without any evidence this is invalid and a fallacy

>>151538545
are you dense mate, it's just the "experts believe that beer makes your beard grow" bullshit that I'm calling you out for

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>>151537470
>visited London this spring
>literally brimming with tourists and shitskins
>wealthy looking Arabs everywhere
>of all the languages of the world English is probably the one I heard least of especially if you don't count store clerks

I don't even know where I'm going with this. I doubt Paris is a whole lot better though. At least Brighton was nice.

Talabeclanders should know their place. Fuck Ottilia.

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>>151537470

>>151538786
>visiting London

Spotted your problem..

>>151538319
>UK controls over 20% of the world's population and for centuries exerts the most influence and power
>France controls less than 5% and was never the prominent power
cmon son

the only global presence the US has is its exportation of fast food. oh and the fact 50% of your population is non-white.

>>151538786
Nearly every large city in the western world is a shithole packed with shitskins.

>>151538830
I heard a merchant caravan once travelled into her uterus thinking they'd reached the talabheim crater

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>>151538910
>for centuries exerts the most influence and power
It was for a century at most

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>>151538776
ITS LE ANALOGY FALLACY, HEH LOOKS LIKE YOU AREN'T A MASTER OF DIALECTICS LIKE MYSELF

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>>151539004

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>>151539101
>he thinks Spain was dominant throughout the colonial period

>>151538231
It's not even bongs or frogs making those posts.

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>>151539105

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great thread guys

>>151539558
heh, looks like this schmuck is resorting to le insult fallacy... i knew u were no match for my debating skills, kid.

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AHA, HAHA. I think not.

>>151539769
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>151540101

Vegans please go.

>>151540407
>the point
>your head

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>>151540237
CUTE

literally abandon this thread and make a new one its dead on arrival.

>>151540541
>the joke
>your head

Which of the following Total War games do you believe is the best?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10978059
http://www.strawpoll.me/10978059
http://www.strawpoll.me/10978059

Which of the following Total War games do you believe is the best?

>>151541620
The one that has actually diverse factions.

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Lets hope the next thread is a better one

>>151541930
>>151540967
Why the fuck are you whining?

You sound like a total bitch.

>>151542047
If disliking an entire thread of shitposting makes me a bitch then im fine with that.

>>151542047
>Youtube tier shitposting about a time period that doesn't have a total war game
>okay

>>151542631
What is Medieval: Total War?
What is Medieval 2: Total War?

>>151542714
Meant the ww2 and my country is better than your country shitposting.

>>151541620
I did this same survey two weeks ago. It was 64% for Warhammer then, only 43% now.

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I wish for the thread to go back to normality!

>>151543008
thats because of the 3 ironic atilla voters

>>151542945
Well, my country IS better than yours.

>>151543417
>Talabecland
>good

Nice try.

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>>151543058

>>151543237
Pretty sure the Empire vote is the only ironic one.

>>151543795
if you're not all those things at the bottom you shouldn't be there desu

>>151543795
>implying thats normal anymore

>>151536740
Dwarf warriors will def not loose to a goblin spear unit 1v1.
That anon is full of shit.

>>151544375
Oh right, I forgot this is 2016.

Normal today is being a transgender homosexual black feminist social-justice warrior.

If you're a white straight male, you're a weirdo!

>>151543237
I voted Attila, it is my favorite title.

I am enjoying warhammer, but it has a number of years till it is even close to the amount of content.

In my opinion Attila has most content, best battles and sieges and actually good mini campaigns unlike rome 2 and warhammer.

I could go on to list what it does better than other titles but there is no point. I understand why people vote Shogun 2 but i dislike the setting.

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>>151536556
warhammer is barebones,attila hasn't gotten any new mods and the new histrocial ain't even announced
dark days

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Lets talk about Vampire Chan's butt.

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>>151545979
Event art Vampire Chan is better desu.

Lets not

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>>151544869
cant wait for ancient empires or that medieval mod to get released, maybe the shitposting will ease up a bit

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there is nothing wrong with /twg/

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>>151546317
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>mfw I made one post and ignited another 5 page war

>>151546215
OVER THE ALPS PERHAPS?

>>151547171
HE WOULD LOSE HALF HIS ARMY TO ATRITION ALONE

Best mod for Napoleon Total War?

I feel like starting a coxy attila campaign.

I;ve never been a horde faction before so I need some advice.

Should I bother putting any money into my horde infrastructure or just try to settle right away? My plan is to sail to northern scotland and settle the british isles from the north downwards then eventually invade spain.

>>151545979
>>151546114
>>151546425
Why is she so cute, even when pouting?

>>151547752
why not a hun/white hun campaign?

>want to play spooky skellingtons
>the faction leaders and edgelord

Hi.

>>151547450
I DARE SAY THAT WOULD BE QUITE A FEAT

>>151547916
because I just finished a beastmen and chaos campaign in warhammer and I don't want to destroy the world right now

>>151547752
Don't waste money on horde stuff. Get just enough money buildings/food buildings to support two full stacks, sack your way to 60-100k and then settle.

>>151547829
It's dem thighs, to be sure.

>>151548085
Hey anon.

>>151548132
Does settling cost a lot of money? I was just going to gun it to scotland in a few turns and set up there but if I need to sack / raid for a while that changes my plan.

>>151548347
Yes it does. Conversion costs are a bitch and you won't be able to maintain the troop numbers you had as a horde at first, meaning you'll need a lot of money to smooth the transition

>>151548549
Well I guess rome has to burn then.

>tfw wanted to do a Chaos playthrough
>Got bored on turn 40
Its so boring, once you get an army of Chaos Warriors no one will even try to hurt you, just run into a fort and wait for you to come and sack it.

Maybe ive played this game to much, and only now im getting bored of it.

>>151548981
Same. I'm playing Attila for a while to take a break.

>>151548739
Burning Romans also gives you brownie points with future neighbors. Might even be able to snag a nonagression pact out of the huns for a while to give you breathing room.

>>151543795
>I don't listen to foreign music
This is the only one that sort of triggers me from that bait list.
Maybe I just knew too many people who listened exclusively to "ancient music of my ancient people who ruled the whole ancient world in ancient times".

Man, building up corruption as VC is more tedious than chasing down skirmisher with dwarf warriors.

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>>151550609
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=693041370&searchtext=corruption
It's kinda cheaty, but satisfying.

>>151550378
Is there anyone like that?
I find that hard to believe.

>>151544687
correct

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>Free Judea during my horde days
>settle in France, but maintain good relationship with them for the whole game
>they start to get friendly with the Sassanids
>Sassanids declare war on me, Judea refuses to join me
>Join the Sassanids

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>>151547984
Just play as Kemmler, anon. Nobody will blame you.
Or wait for Tomb Kings.

>>151550841
I wouldn't want to believe it either if I didn't have the good fortune of running into them.

>>151550802
I was tempted to install it but I first want to do a mostly vanilla playthrough (at least to short win) with each faction (except for some cosmetic stuff and the full cost march mod).
I might cave in though.

>>151551153
b..but i cant not play as the main character of the story :^)

Anyone else feel like the German unit rosters in Fall of the Eagles are really underwhelming?
They have no real late game threats that can compare to the Roman Senior Palatinae or the T3 Huns.

Just feels kinda lacklustre.