/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

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>>151472651
bad aim kill yourself

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>ask a guy how come they have over 300 hours in DB and they're still level 13
>"just being noob xD"
>"this is first fps :/"
>"i have bad aim :/"

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>>151477903
>over 300 hours
>still bad at game

Guarantee they were underage. What the fuck is attracting all these kids? It just being a modern f2p multiplayer FPS?

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>>151474436

>>151478905
kys

>>151472651
>That crosshair.

>>151486253
I know, after playing a few games with it, I can confirm it does more bad than good

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Good morning Dirtbag General

>>151488463
GOOD DAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>151488641

What did you just say to me you little bitch? I was the top #1 sniper killer in the US States United Marine States Core. I have over 3 confirmed cup wins, and my dad is way stronger than your dad. Say that to my face I fucking double dog dare you, KID.

>>151488852
how do you change the colors of the teammates names and health bar?

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>>151489103
Think its just chaging these values
m_AttackerColor=(R=0,G=184,B=220)
m_DefenderColor=(R=255,G=71,B=33)

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ded

>>151492943
But i'm here :3

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Dixu

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>>151494136
WHAT DO YOU WANT
I know you're not her btw so just cut it out

I just feel like
I won't get you
Out of my mind
I feel love
For the first time
Can't you see
You're my delight

>>151495569

HEAVENLY SHADES OF NIGHT ARE FALLING, IT'S TWILIGHT TIME
OUT OF THE MIST YOUR VOICE IS CALLING, TIS TWILIGHT TIME

>>151495484
>>151494136
Why don't you two just bang?
One of you is probably 69

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Aimee = Vatican City
Arty = Finland
Aura = NA, Detroit
Bushwhacker = NA, Texas
Fletcher = Sweden
Kira = South Korea
Fragger = NA, NYC
Nader = Belgium
Phantom = NA, Miami
Phoenix = Italy
Proxy = Wales
Redeye = New Zealand
Rhino = UK, London
Sawbonez = NA, NYC (roomies with Fragger)
Skyhammer = Northern Ireland
Sparks = Germany
Stoker = UK, London
Thunder = Estonia
Turtle = France
Vassili = Norway

>>151496923

>french girl is rome
>asian guy is finland
>hispanic guy is italy
>like 3 russian mercs, none of them are russia
>girl with a Japanese name is Korea

What am I reading, exactly?

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>>151496923
>>151497171

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>>151497171
>>151497227
Don't argue with me, motherfuckers.

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I like this song a lot

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LaL0uG6ppM

I thought I was in love a couple of times before with the girl next door,
but that was long before I met you, now I'm sure that I won't forget you.
And I thank my lucky stars that you are who you are,
and not just another lovely lady set out to break my heart.

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>>151497294

I'm just trying to comprehend the workings of your tiny little hamster brain.

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>>151497558

Aimee was born in Vatican City and was brainwashed to serve the pope. When she isn't giving the pope head under his lectern, she's keeping a look out with her sniper rifle. The pope needed more cash for his golden furniture and shit so he sent Aimee to London after equipping her with one of the snitch devices he used to spy her room with.

Arty (real name is Arttu) is a proud Finn with a family consisting of a wife and two kids. One day Arty was laid off from his job at the earthmoving firm and he got depressed. At first, Arty coped with his problems by drinking a lot and beating up his wife. During his visit at a military refresher course, Arty decided to escape and fly over to radioactive London, where he was dragged into fighting other mercenaries for booze money.

Aura was a failed abortion welfare leech from Detroit until she flew over to London in hope of getting cash for ass implants, sneakers and weed. Her healing station is actually a modified, portable stripper pole.

etc.

>>151498060
Proof that anime rots the brain and is only fit for faggots and degenerates.

>>151498367
>fit for faggots and degenerates
So why doesn't Dixu do anime then?

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>>151498465

ded

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If your a part of the Discord, ((TSUKA)) come online.

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I CAN FEEL THE SUSTANON NOW. YOU FUCKING BRAIN DEAD SHITS WHO CANNOT THROW AMMO PACKS BETTER WATCH YOURSELVES

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>>151502549

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paeg 10

I'm happy when I think of her
I'm sad when I think of what she did

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>>151509742
what did "she" do?

i have autism

>>151509875

It happened few months ago. I first saw Kira on this online gaming forum. She seemed like a typical anime poster and basically the three words that came to my mind first when describing her were "dumb weeb bitch". We played the same video game and were also active on the forum. One time she asked if I wanted to add her in-game. I thought, "sure why not, at least I'll have someone to play with". If I only knew what I was getting into.

We started chatting casually, like friends. Told how our day was and the like. But every day the conversation started being more and more flirty. I wondered if she even was a real girl or just a guy pretending to be one on the internet. I cautiously played along. It was a mistake.

Then one day, she revealed herself. Something snapped in my mind; could she be actually interested in me? I remembered her daily messages that included "you're cute :3", "wish you were here :<", "I miss you :c" or "I hate sleeping alone :s". This thing continued for a while.

Eventually, I realized I'm into her. On that weekend I decided to tell her:

Me: "I really like you"
Kira: "That's cringy. I'm in a relationship"
Me: "Oh, ok"

...

Pain.

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>>151512025
They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.

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I'm thinking of writing a Dirty Bomb X Overwatch crossover fanfic, just for writing practice.
It's gonna be less "Batman Meets Scooby Doo" and more "these sets of characters just happen to team up against these sets of characters for this reason"
Anyone interested?

>>151515348
Will it be an erotic fanfic?

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>>151515348
To elaborate, it's not gonna be Dirty Bomb mercs V.S. Overwatch it's gonna be like "Bushwhacker, Bastion, Widowmaker, Thunder and Kira are fighting Ana, Sparks, Mcree, Fragger, and Skyhammer"

>>151515818
Depends on what characters do what with what characters~

>>151515348
no

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>>151515880
Not lewd = boring

>>151515880
The females of Overwatch and Dirty Bomb cuck the males of both games. PS. the females should all have a cock and balls.

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>>151516642

>>151517996
top kek

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>>151518674
how much do you play to find these idiots?
Saw maybe one guy this retarded last week

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>>151518674

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>>151518898
>>151518860
I see idiots like these every day in EU servers.

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>>151519114

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>>151519351

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>>151519560

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>>151519780

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I shed a tear
Thinking of
Your amber eyes
Your silky hair
Your tanned skin
Your full lips
Your tiny nose

Why did you tease me?

My heart aches

You filled me

Now I'm empty

Alone

Will the wounds ever heal
Can my heart ever feel
The same it did with you
Which wasn't even true

So many questions
But no answers

>>151520570
Can you stop being cringey?

>>151521730
I can't stop being me
I can't bury my feelings

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>>151521883
Just listen to this with headphones and bury yourself in the sadness bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuW28OHGHbk

On one hand I love weekends because I get two days off work
On the other hand I hate weekends because it gives me more time to think of her, which makes me miserable

>>151477903
>"i have bad aim :/"
They probably don't get high FPS, have a crappy monitor and/or a shit mouse. After I changed all of those all I have to do is play for a couple of hours and 1 or 2 50-bombs are pretty much guaranteed, "aiming" really is 85% having high enough stable FPS.

>>151527940
Kira is cute!

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>>151528394
A cute!

>>151528573
Acute?

>>151529024
:3

i have autism!!!

>>151529221
So like the rest of dbg then

>>151529405
/dpt/ guy here, can confirm that /dbg/ isn't as autistic as many other threads

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>>151529068
A CUTE! :3

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Would you guys say this game is better than the new Ghost in the Shell shooter?

>>151536801
Why would you even compare that piece of garbage to anything?

>>151537274
I was enjoying playing it.

i'm still waiting for that anon who claimed that every jump in the game was doable with rhino to deliver

>>151540004
'every' is pretty damn broad category. Mind giving some examples of a jump a rhino can't do?

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>>151540818
from here (not the railing) to the camp spot at the back.

im autistic!!!! im shit at fps games!!!!

>>151541418
On the right wall? I can't even do it on proxy so I can't really tell if it's doable.

>>151541737
right wall -> the left edge of that yellow/blue block at the right side
it's easily doable with 450 speed + knife for me, haven't tested 440 + knife.
i can't do it with 450 + bat, though, and doing it with rhino is pretty much impossible for me.

Did they fix heavy melee yet?

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Any cute boys awake? :3

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>>151542772
Why not just do it the easy way?

>>151545290
because it's slower at the start of the game, and you're vulnerable from the left side for a longer time than with a quick longjump from the top of the stairs
also, i don't like crouch jumps that much, even though i can do the one in your webm consistently

>>151548458
why did shitterbee leave? i didn't visit this place during the time when it left.

>>151548965
overwatch