sc2:bw gen

wc3 hd when

>>151430727
based neonazi

aggressive tri-lanes

i cant believe i bought wow
im already bored after 1 day x_x

>>151431316
fuck you!!!

we love wow here

>>151431728
+1 and word

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>>151430727
so handsome!

what realm do you all play on...

lets make an scv guild
im EU

>>151431916
we erp on moonguard here...

im usa

ive never played before but i want to

>>151432057
do you like draenei girls with weenies...

anyone can play in usa, is free country

well... this thread came to a crawl...

going to hatch some 10k eggs tomorrow wish me luck

>>151432829
hope you get a ratatat

>>151430727
first for scar-scar's luscious lips

nigger

i love pharah

>>151432229
i pretend to let them do things to me...

ok what do i do in wow to join scv

kara (not the kpop group) is live :D

>>151434016
what does this mean

wow and hearthstone content in the same week!!! it's too much blizz!!!!!!!

>>151434078
are you actually an idiot ?

>>151434245
no

tfw all my scv friends are busy doing cool stuff in wow and left me in the dust....

:(

>>151435159
what cool stuff i dont even know w hat to do...

>>151435539
go do a quest or slay a dragon i dont know

>>151432980
you cant get ratatat from 10k egg -.-

>>151436013
x_x

x_x

>>151436086
*pushes you down and starts grabbing your butt*
hehehe~!

x_x

x_x

oh my god this is so boring x_x

imagine sitting in that arena and watching dota

x_x

>>151436921
does dota even have gooks?

>>151437097
*slits your throat*

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>>151437097
i dont know

maybe thats why im so bored, no gooks

>>151437097
the team the true dong created is doing pretty well at dota

>>151437239
*slits your throat*

x_x

>>151437454
>>151437219
i dont get it

>>151437531
newbro.... leave while you still can

>>151437939
dont ever talk to me again

>>151438241
or what

or my queen's larvae ever again

that wasnt even close to being funny

it was okay

Heh.

thanks for the heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXwfYniTKsc

mother's not going to like this

a one
a gook
a one, gook, three, four

we're rooting for neeb here

kanon ed is the comfiest song in the world. even the rapping part is pretty good

i cant believe ki bo bae didnt win gold

i'm with her

>>151440625
-1

>>151440625
we all are honestly

>>151440707
-1
>>151440673
-1

we dont vote here nor do we care about politics

>>151440796
+1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnICZaSeHoE

omo her boobs

>>151441047
perverted freak

>>151441469
im not a freak nor a pervert

your a freak

im gonna beat the shit out of all of you in wow

>>151441994
never played a single minute of wow and i never will :)

why never will? what if gf wants to buddy up in wow

>>151441994
*logs in to aff lock*

heh try me kid >:)

>>151442061
me neither but scv is starting a guild so we have to play now

and ill fuckin wipe the floor with you kiddo

>>151442267
>insta pyros you for 1/50th your health
heh... only 49 more to go..

it's al most the week end

why did you add that space there

i dont know why did i?

montreal...

you arent me dont pretend

avilo has been dumpstering on protoss kids all day with his new style
he calls it the big dick mech

#new mech meta

*boots up wow*
what kinda adventures will i get my self in to this time ....

new apartment...mom can't buy me food anymore...

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>>151443821
a literal god
others are hating he just keeps innovating

>>151443940
what happened to the monkey...

>>151443887
need a roomie :)

we can go on wow quests together in the same room

>>151444042
http://imgur.com/a/F22VZ

>>151444202
yeah and suck eachothers penises...

omo......

>>151444381
what an obnoxious autistic freak i hope he kills himself soon

>>151444687
stay jelly fucking retard imbecile

is the Brood War remake going to be amazing or garbage

>>151445050
garbage obviously

>>151445050
theres a remake?

>>151445050
starcraft is dead
blizzard needs to accept the fact that they killed their greatest e-sports franchise with a terrible absolutely fucking awful trash ass sequel that deserves no scene whatsoever

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david you said you'd take me to tennis practice !

>I spent half of my life living in Montreal and it has by far the best food scene versus many countries (At least in NA and EU).

this cant be true lol

>>151445487
you just know...

>>151445306
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/08/report-blizzard-will-reveal-hd-remaster-of-starcraft-in-september/

gook

most women my age already look like they are in their 30's

>>151445050
its blizzard, of course it will be perfect

they have zero bad games

>>151446140
best and most truthful post this year

>>151446140
psst kid the lost vikings

>>151446757
:O

>>151446967
*spits in your mouth*

>>151447070
*swallows it*

>>151447229
*vomits it*

aphrodite isn't that pretty

shy sc2 girls...

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>GSL Code S 8h 8m

*vomits from the smell*

*licks up the vomit*

cure v dark....
sos v byun....
all the dreamhack matches.....

im gonna do some gambling >:D

>>151445990
gook

>>151448186
not cool...........

>>151448186
nice

>>151448186
not nice...

>>151448374
>>151448412
s m h 2bh f a m

>>151447318
well yeah of course because you like DUDES

MEN

not even ladyboys or fem bOys but actual big buff men

>>151447318
idiot

>>151448696
>>151449025
worded

im gonna beat all your asses in brood war :)

dont spank your children

>>151449764
*boots up ow*
see you never lmao

>>151449957
we're all taking a break from ow to practice our brood war

>>151449929
+1

sc2 was my first go at competitive online rts but i'm looking forward to trying bw:hd i hope it gathers a good number of players

oh my god im so bored

>tfw warcraft 2 was your first rts

>>151450819
play hearts of stone

https://twitter.com/NaNiwaSC2/status/763909138388807680

our guy

>>151450869
hmm this might be true for me, i was too young to remember for sure, could've also been Total Annihilation or Red Alert

now that I think about it I played a lot of RTSes as a kid before I settled into WC3 for like a decade

>>151451072
i quit playing witcher 3 when that stupid gwent game came up

>>151446140
what about blackthorne

>>151450869
im surrounded by children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huAb9i1OSEY

>>151451754
based grandpa

oh that guys really old.... :O

i haven't won a single game ever

>>151451940
0-714

one day.....

>>151452141
fighting~

post some ladder jams

>>151452141
one day my scv strat will work

>>151452330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw_J60pV4wE

>>151452330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osWXbe7MbGE

>>151452330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qKNlcUwKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1oURSaYoQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYTBsN-KeNE

one more game until i get a placement
lets not go 0-5 ~!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0d6wmMEhXg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9qb5yPQgA

there is no one gayer than me

>>151454725
what about me

>>151455987
what about him

the nuke's gonna land on his ARMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im only borderline gay so that guy is definitely gayer than me

i'm only gay for cute boys and manly men

>>151456575
what about tlb's

>>151456575
what about smelly neet boys~

what about hbt...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lijqh3Cpqpc

namefags are literally the worst and should all kill themselves

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>>151457418

hes hot
hes big
hes......???? what the hell????

tit?!?

I was in a freaking car crash today ~_~

>>151458162
quit phoneposting while driving

i guess the car came to crawl lol

>>151458253
lol

>>151458209
I never do..
that's super dumb

>>151458253
XD

>>151458573
:)

>gps
>harambe
>came to a crawl

what a great week we've had :D

>>151458725
>tfw i literally started two of those

i get so mad when people on ow start their harambe ROFL chat stuff

but its funny on scv.....

i love tastosis so much

ok so what if
guys
what if you put an objectively ugly person in a movie
then had all the characters treat him like he was actually really good looking
lol

my mom asked me about my evening plans
i said i was just going to shitpost on /sc2/
and she asked me if i was an internet troll
i said no not really
but now she thinks i bully people on facebook
why do old people think they know anything about the godddamn internet

i only like artosis

starcraft general

my grandma got mad at me today because i said weed wasnt as bad as heroin

>>151457329
i love artie's hair :O

weed is way worse

>>151459972
i think she's trying to tell you go big or go home

>>151459972
has she tried them both?

*goes home* x_x

weed is a gateway drug to ... memes haha got you

there are two kinds of people in the world:
1. people who love heroin
2. pussies

Today's PiGlets: ________

i hate going to bed i just wanna keep going

boot up some video games and drink some beers and stay up 24 hours a day

uhh, are you me?

>>151460603
>not gaming in your dreams
CmonBruh

>>151460657
are you :
gay
fat
old
balding
unhappy
hate sleeping
?

wtf is wrong with this general

>>151460784
no i'm very beautiful on the inside and the outside too v__v

bored scv member pretends to be outsider

x_x

z_z <zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

did LOTV save starcraft?

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>when the toothpick for your olives is too short for the amount of martini you are drinking

btw if you were wondering i lost my 5 placement games
guess i better build something other than 100 marines and some medivacs...

What game is this about?

you forgot to post a pic

>>151461376
what was he trying to do there?

Is this intentionally supposed to be vague

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i lost my 5 placement games btw here's a pic haha
i was chuffed as heck that i could make a big army by 6 mins but the other guys always had a bigger army and could micro an attack on my scvs while i can't do that i don't even know how to scout properly i just build marines

>>151461990
WHAT IS THIS

>>151461990
>i just build marines
in wol this could get you to diamond league

>>151462604
in wol everyone was half brain dead

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only one person out of 5 talked to me and i told him it was my first game
but he said his tvt was bad like he was preparing the damage control if a first timer beat him what a loser
so he microd multiple medivacs onto my scvs but i only have my entire army on one hotkey so all my marines were running from base to base trying to stop him from assassinating my scvs
anyway i ran out of minerals

>>151462730
keep trying~!

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i press lift off with my mouse because l is the other side of the keyboard
if you ask me this is not okay

>>151463221
rebind it to f

>>151463330
oh i can do that?

>>151463801
yes every hot key is customisable
as well as lift i rebind idle-worker to ` and i unbind select-all-army then use f1-f6 as camera location hot keys

>>151463975
where do you set camera locations?

WHAT IS THIS GENERAL ABOUT
WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO VAGUE

bored scv member pretends to be outsider

i bet harambe's gps usage came to a crawl when... well you know

>>151464534
okay okay lets start with the basics
which of the following appeals to you the most:

a diaper
a cape
a mullet

>>151464656
cape

>>151464656
i equip diaper of no wiping +1 . . .

>>151464142
f1 main base, f2 natural expansion, f3 natural third and so on
it seems a bit awkward at first but i think this is the best way to quickly move you camera around while macroing

>>151464803
okay you are a zerg player, if you really practice and try hard one day you can get caught in a match fixing scandal and almost destroy starcaft

how do i use medivacs? i put them in my main army hotkey but when i do an attack move the medivacs go there before they start to heal which seems shit to me

>>151465394
first you have to siege your tanks and then you load them up into the medivacs and then you siege wherever and whenever the FUCK you want to

gibuni joah

some mutalisks killed my medivac and 10 marines and it made me feel really bad

just got back and whoever said fuck you to me last thread well... fuck you too!!

hes just going to say fuck you back

saying fuck you isnt the answer!

>>151465394
you just need to watch your army and move it a small distance at a time if you're heading for the enemy base
if you attack move and there are injured units within range the medivacs should heal them before continuing to their way point i believe

>>151439763
*slits your throat*
>>151445990
*slits your throat*
>>151448184
*slits your throat*

leave me the fuck alone

>>151466320
gooky gook gook

this is like the /s4s/ of /vg/

>>151466623
*slits your throat*

x__________x

>>151467025
what's s4s

>>151467215
GOOKITY
GOOKITY
G O O K

>>151468860
*slits your throat*

i fapped too much after nofap and i got booboos on my foreskin...

>>151470668
gross we're all cutbros here

>>151470776
lol

>>151470776
mohammed...

just choco chip hehe :p

guys we've came to a crawl again...

>>151472440
l-lewd...

>>151445990
explain this meta to me

>>151472587
*gooks*

>>151472684
*slits your throat*

>>151472742
im just gookin around

>>151472845
yeah and i'm just slitting your throat around
*slits your throat*

agookgook

i'm going to bed now but if i see any g**kposts tomorrow when i get to work there are gonna be some seriously slit throats

>>151473568
*slits your throat*

crawling in my skin

heehee

mook

book

kook

cook

gewwk

guys you wont believe this i was looking around on twitch and theres a streamer called HOT BIG TIT lol
what a name to have hahaha

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been watching a bit of lastshadow this afternoon kid is still an unsufferable faggot just thought i'd update you guys

maybe ill sleep i think

reminder:

https://www.patreon.com/RollPlay

https://twitter.com/day9tv/status/763946878656401412

https://twitter.com/day9tv/status/763946878656401412

why didnt day9 do this years ago. he could have become a streamer with 10k+ viewers

why did that idiot post the same link twice

what should i watch?

>>151479360
THIS

*grabs crotch*

>>151479153
which one?

>>151479457
short but sweet~

>>151479457
yawn...
i need something more engaging
*counter grabs crotch*

grab this
*grabs couch*

>>151479778
*falls asleep on it*

i still need something to watch

anything specific youre interest in?

crotches

whatever you like :>

what 2 watch

watch the crotch

*watches your crotch*

anime witch please let me know when gsl is on

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>>151483162
>GSL Code S 28m

>>151483718
thanks, stinker

leave stinker

only 21 minutes left. im so excited

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>>151430727

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp_Wsk33DAs

is ssl the one in shitty english quality

gsl is live

gyuri........

>>151485125
if you watch on twitch yeah

just listened to the oblivion soundtrack for the first time in years

god it's so f*cking beautiful ;_;

shut up dork

i'm not even that interested in gsl anymore...

same ;(

>>151486370
cure...

>>151486550
word we prefer dreamhack here

>>151487318
lol

i don't watch foreigners

>>151487318
not after the robert incident

also smix as a host

>>151487252
gods!!

gooks!!

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (which I've heard is good) and Persona 4 is available for the PS3. Might be others, but can't recall off the top of my head.

smix is hot

>>151487908
hmm
not to sure on this lol

>>151487252
omo~~~~

anyone else hate wolf and brandon so much they don't watch gsl

who is brandon

i like wolf
and valdes is whatever

im so patient

girls day <3

post sexy smixy

*tumble weed rolls past*

i went to the beach for the first time today in 10 years (i had no confidence to take my shirt off before because i was overweight my whole life but now im close to the six pack)

and all i can say is that white girls have amazing asses and that huge fake tits look even better in real life

byun is so yuge

just wait til bw hd
that tumbleweed will turn into a dj booth

starcraft and starcraft general will be a 24 hour party

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im lonely

i wish scarscar would pet me :c

>>151488726
ugly trash

what a joke

do you think that llama girl still watches sos?

>>151488767
word

kespa jail since wol

>>151488791
i hope that hottie does :3

>>151488954
you are the hottie here

*grabs your butt*

disgusting

lmao

>>151488768
>>151489079
shut up noob

>>151489304
make me :3

wtf...is gsl funded by all phone games?

>>151489363
open up....

she didn't channel hard enough

How many proxies bump this dead game general?

>>151488531
>Shaking my head
Such a sad post,,,

thats illegal buddy

but theres a tournament going on right now

i get lucky biles

i get skill biles

losing my biles

sneaky sneaky

trippy

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reminder

>>151489628
why do you think its sad?

*walks three infestors into army*

*boosts a full medivac into a spore*

>>151490114
Oldest story in the world. Ex-fatty gets to a beach and loses his way, forgets about all the kfaps and all the Michelle Yeoh action movies and falls for white girls with fake tits. Happens all the time.

imagine having a phoneposter looking down on you

Sean Plott @day9tv
Last week I left Artillery Games to be Day[9] full time! In the coming weeks, I'll likely have new show announcements en route!

:O

>>151490241
there is nothing wrong with white girls or fake tits

neosteelframes!!!

>>151490329
what are the chances none of them are sc2 related?

>>151490346
*everything

>>151490346
>Shakes head at you

imagine playing ow with 5 girls on your team...

>>151490373
well he confirmed bw content at least

>>151490241
what are your favorite Michelle Yeoh action movies?

girls suck at games you don't want 5 of them on your team lol you would instantly lose

lama is good at games

yeah but imagine conplimenting their play and hitting on them...

>>151490476
+1

>>151490463
Super cop, silver hawk

COME ON NUKES

i want to fuck white girls with huge asses!!!!!!!!

>complimenting their play
nice aim Amy, you landed 1 out of 8 of your rockets!

>>151490661
thats gay...

I wanna take a minute to thank God for letting me keep my yellow fever after I lost weight unlike /some/ people....

please god please kill this phoneshitter

imagine losting some weight...

imagine raping a nerdy white boy at the beach OMO

>>151490905
*slits your throat*

trying to get fit here

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>>151490329
>spend 4 years """""developing""""" the next Starcraft killer
>jumps the boat before the game is even released

dont reply to me idiot

>>151491047
remember how he never streamed cuz he wanted everyone to think he was so sick but he actually just sucked? lol

I just can't wait to be king!

>>151491094
let it out

>>151491095
gm with all races m8

>>151491289
worst than liviboost lol

>>151491095
He was grand master for all races

>>151491289
>>151491330
mahe was gm relax kids haha

why aren't you playing terran?

day9 already had taken off as a personality

he could have gotten casting and hosting gigs left and right, do you think Artillery Games maybe offered him some stock options?

maybe he thought their game would take off and he could cash out instead of following a highly profitable "personality" route

or maybe he just wanted to be a game designer real bad?

I'm a terran IRL I'm not gonna play one in a fucking game

>>151491461
im brushing my teeth

>>151491497
okay then, stim.

stim right fucking now. I'm waiting.

>>151491497
did you know that humans are born with adrenal glands?
and terrans cry that its imba while abusing it from the get go..

you cant just ask someone to stim

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*stims*

>>151491561
haven't researched it yet :)

why are there no female sc2 casters

>>151491739
there is nothing girls can do that guys don't do better