vsg - /v/scape general

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Firts with :rull

>2 posts
>page 10
Nice dead game cucks

See you on osrs when this dies rofl

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>>151394819
I SWEAR TO DOG

I'M DONE

FIRST THE REINTRODUCTION OF POWER CREEP, CARTOON PLASTIC COSMETIC ITEMS DESIGNED BY SOMEONE WITH ZERO AESTHETIC SENSIBILITIES OR APPRECIATION OF CONSERVATIVE DESIGN, CUMULATIVE REMOVAL OF INPUTS, THE GE BECAUSE MOST PLAYERS ONLY CARE ABOUT SKILLING, NOW ENDORSED RWT.

THE AVERAGE PLAYER HAS NO THOUGHT PROCESS, AS EVIDENCED BY THE QUESTIONS IN THE F2P STREAM. LITERALLY BORDERLINE RETARDED. NOTHING BUT FICKLE TEENAGERS WITH ADD. STUPID NIGGERS WHO THINK RS3 IS DECENT AND CAN'T AGREE ON WHY THEY PLAY OSRS INSTEAD.

THE 2006SCAPE COMMUNITY WAS GENERALLY INTELLIGENT. ON THE FORUMS, THERE WAS A CONSENSUS AGAINST SKILL CAPES, WHICH HAVE NO PURPOSE BUT TO ENCOURAGE PLAYERS TO SOLO GRIND FOR TOTAL LEVEL INSTEAD OF PLAYING MINIGAMES, PKING, PVMING OR CASUALLY TRAINING A SKILL TO PROFITABLE LEVELS FOR FUN. WE OPPOSED METAL BOLTS AND CROSSBOWS, DARK BOWS, VOID, FIGHTER TORSOS, DEFENDERS, TELETABS, PURPLE SWEETS, ETC. THOUGH THESE WERE FAR FROM THE WORST UPDATES, THE REJECTION OF THEM IS TESTAMENT TO THE RESOLVE TO EXPERIENCE FLAWLESS GAME DESIGN, AS CREATED BY THE GOWER BROTHERS; INTEGRITY IS ALWAYS PREFERABLE TO FRIVOLOUS NOVELTY. TEARS OF GUTHIX IS ANOTHER ADDITION TO THE CANCEROUS DIRECTION OF `NO XP WASTE' AND A CONVOLUTED SYSTEM OF XP GAINS FROM NON-SKILLING ACTIVITIES AND DAILY CHALLENGES, CULMINATING IN A JADED AND INTERMINABLY OCCUPIED PLAYER BASE, THE DEATH OF MINIGAMES AND THE WILDERNESS. OSRS PLAYERS ARE NO BETTER THAN EOCSCAPE PLAYERS.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THE `NEW CONTINENT' WILL BE GOOD? IT FUCKING WON'T. POST-2011 JAGEX IS ENTIRELY INCAPABLE OF CREATING ANYTHING DECENT. EXPECT UGLY DESIGN ﾀ LA RS3, MORE POWER CREEP, FURTHER DESTRUCTION OF THE FUNDAMENTAL BALANCE OF RS2 AND A LACKLUSTER AND UNBALANCED CLONE OF DUNGEONEERING AT BEST.

HOLY FUCK THANKS JAGEX. THANKS FOR RUINING RUNESCAPE AGAIN BY GIVING CONTROL OF THE GAME TO IMPULSIVE SIMPLETONS, NOT THAT YOU COULD DO BETTER. THANKS FOR THAT YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=537JQ_ULYvo

i hate the recommended videos. Why was this there? Why is this shit on youtube?

>>151392586
>>151394819
>>151395293
>>151398145

-_-

>>151399852
hello boopers

10

>>151400102
hi randy

Ill kick a baby, i dont care

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Latent here with a preview for the next patch

>>151412002
Delete this

After much consideration and many cuts and revisions, here is the FINAL and OFFICIAL list of THE /v/SCAPE LEGENDS

Basedwiggins
Elephant 5
Hypebeast
Unclechuckus
Latent
Snake
Hypercrisis
Ssssss
Boss Nigger
Watashi

>>151414612
I would pay to see a fight pits tourney of these meme accounts

>>151414612
If this is just a list of people who have ever pk'd why is elephant 5 there?

>tfw ssssssssssss won a tourney solely through memes

>>151414612
This is more closer the vscape hell list more than anything

>>151418145
>more closer more than anything

>>151418265
Almost as redundant as your post, senpai

"insert content that triggers you about runescape here"

Why is this not in /v/scape?

I want to keep quest-only cosmetics, but i cant drop trick them ironmeem. Can i put them in the bank for safe keeping from them being taken after the quest is over?

>>151421065
Apparently getting a copy of the Blurite Sword is bugged atm and you can't do it.

>>151421065
Nah i wanted a silver necklace from murder mystery, among whatever other quest items in the future. DESU i never turned in the knights sword so i can have infinite

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Greetings, anon.

I am here to give you a reward for your admirable grind of the skill `bank standing'. We have been watching you, and think you definitely deserve it

I will give you 5 choices of things that YOU anonymous, can make true that will positively affect /v/scape. Choose wisely! You may only pick one option. Be warned - this decision may be difficult for you.

The options:
1. /v/scape will suddenly gain thousands of players daily. The playerbase will be so big, that one world would not be enough to fit everyone. The banks would be active and filled up to the brim, /v/scape will never feel empty and inactive anymore. It will never die. Literally thousands of players on 24/7.

2. Hundreds of flax niggers and shitters who need money ASAP will come flocking to /v/scape, ready to fulfill any oldfag's desire for secondaries and mats. There will be so many of them that flax and other shit will have fixed prices. You will never have to compete with Randy Marsh ever again. Also - there won't be enough to make /v/scape lose the `comfy' feel.

3. /v/scape's wilderness will suddenly start to boom and flourish. Top tier banter will always ensue, allowing you to enjoy /v/scape with your favorite choice of drink and popcorn as if it were anime in reality. However, this means you will never be able to complete a wilderness clue scroll or use the wilderness course again, unless you want to get in the crossfire.

4. /v/scape will become supported by India and will start producing content ten fold - that's right hundreds of Indians will be code monkeys FOR FREE. /v/scape will also have a customer support system, allowing you to call in to one of the Indians and report players like Fresh for being a faggot. They will always laugh and agree when you shout POO IN THE LOO and always say "y-yes sir". The downside to this option is Pickles (rip) will never be seen again.

And the final option:

5. .................The mystery box

>>>VOTE HERE<<<
http://www.strawpoll.me/10971288

>>151423478
>1000 people competing for mats on one world
Pass
>Prices driven down
Pass
>Active wilderness
That wouldn't be bad
>Code monkeys
Yes, please
>Vscape becomes an erp server
Pass

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Before tonsils

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After tonsils

>>151423478
THE BOX THE BOX

>>151431475
this is the hound right

>>151431757
did they remove your dangly thing? are you better at sucking dick now? do you still have a gag reflex?

I've always wanted to be Pickles's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the bank with him after a long pk and slowly removing his armor, starting at the frog mask and making my way down to his boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other /v/scapers only adds to the allure of the situation. He sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove his boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Xiah says. Wiggins licks his lips, Xiah giggles, and Latent glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pickles kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed his frog suit, but after he gives me a look I realize that he wants me to remove his shoes as well. I take off his shoes and reveal his gorgeous webbed feet, surprisingly soft despite him being a strong hopper, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," he commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other /v/scapers. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pickles's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of his sweaty webbed feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Latent. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Wiggins and Xiah, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pickles said, "He's mine." He runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that he's holding an AGS, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. His technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum with the force of a hundred Kalphite Queens. He gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure he gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>151438070
Kill yourself

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>>151398145
shit meme tbqh

>>151439881
frog off shoah

Do i really have to worry about slayer being reset or something? Its keeping me from training it

>>151443480
>getting cucked by shitposting

>>151446201
sorry meant for
>>151439881

>>151414612
I agree with this

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>>151414612
>Watashi
>Hypebald
>Snake
>Hypercrisis
>Unclechuckus
>Elephant 5

Legendary fucking faggots, maybe.

>>151431757
>>151431475
I beat off twice to these pictures
I just thought you should know

>>151448519
the baldspeak...lmoa

Great suggestion for the next update:

Rune essence and pure essence now stackable.
Runes no longer stackable.

>>151449964
based

>>151450587
Also make essence mines PvP to stop 1-click 99 mining and give wiggins a way to feel good about himself.

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what did she mean by this

Star wars movie writer: I have an idea: a fourth death star.
Other star wars writer: I can't believe it, THAT'S GENIUS. But let's put a lot of new creatures, characters and vehicles to sell more toys

>>151451594
>implying that isn't a dank idea regardless of me feeling good about myself or not

Is Randy Marsh a /v/scape legend?

>>151461143
(You) are.

>>151461143
>>151461335
Who could be behind these posts?

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Ladies and gentlemen I present to you....

The most meme tier boss in /v/scape history..

>>151464976
what are we supposed to be seeing here, explain this hodgepodge

>>151465442
drops from chaos ele

>>151465514
omw

>>151460454
List of people who got 99 mining with pess:
Heli is probably the with the most time in the pess mine and he probably got 6m xp there in 4-5 months. Pess is slower xp than iron, coal gold, granite. If anyone is mining, it's for money or rc

>>151460454
>>151465618
Replied to wrong guy, meant to reply to >>151451594

And looking farther down the rabbit hole the mining pess meme makes more sense.

My b

>>151465575
go ahead im not sticking around for garbage that i literally lose money killing while risking in deep wilderness

>>151465618
Hi heli

>>151466114
fuck you

So this morning I saw the parasol update while at work and I got the feeling that I had to login today. I'm a F2P so I only get 1 chest per day and I got the Cadavaberry Parasol. Pretty happy about it.

How much are they worth right now? Also which color will be the rarest?

>>151471868
>rs3

lol

>>151471991
Yea I noticed I posted in the wrong thread, I feel like a newfag right now don't mind me

>>151474735
what did starlight mean by this post?

>>151438070
hi pickles

>>151423478
hi randy

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>>151474735

meem

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this is my most powerful meme before I go to bed

cherish it, may it bring many bumps before the dawn

>>151481257
that's pretty good, you should see the one I have of Fresh wearing full barrows but it's on my other computer

>>151481257
Nah

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>when you log out and notice later you left two skills with the exact same xp just by sheer coincidence

>>151483213
>when you notice after you post that you're retarded and the 1 and the 3 are swapped

>>151483289
Woulda had me fooled if you didnt say anything

>>151486678
Hey Bobbo
Whatcha working on?

>>151471868
Watch 'a friend' newest video. He was selling them for like 2-3 mil.
Btw I really like his voice.

meme

Comment to stall inevitable 404 of thread. Because ded game.

>>151499423
hehe yes a comment my fellow redditor
have an upvote m'good sir!! :)

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>download game
>create gender-neutral account name
>be in tutorial island
>only two genders

dropped

>>151500058
The man second from the top left is what this server identifies as

>have to go to home bank
>Bunch of erping 14 year olds in a circle

0/10 community senpai

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wew

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p good desu

>>151508945
Why wouldn't you sell them to a specialty store like the armor guy in Varrock? Waste of money desu

>>151509452
>scrot
HAHA more like SCROTum HAHAHAHHAAHHA

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>>151510861

>>151511253
Reddit poster detected

>>151509570
You don't get extra for that on /v/scape. Every item sold to any store sells for exactly between hi and lo alch prices.

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pic relevant, except replace snowglobe with vscape

>>151515263
what if her grandma was her imaginary friend

>>151515263
This is just the ending to st elsewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsUrfiycSts

>>151515747
>He screencapped his own joke

>>151512051
o-oh

Why a Giant Spider lv.2 can kill me? '-'

>>151519617
'-'

-_-

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post rare chuckos

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Daily reminder that Fish and Cutetorture are liveposting from 'go.

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>>151524536
when the juice is ready

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>>151524948
Didn't Juice quit two months ago?

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>>151521858

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>>151525436
I'm always with you, my son.

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>>151525550

>>151524536
fuck off that's not even relevant to vscape in any way

>>151531247
neither are you lmoa

>>151524536
this is a dude

>>151531301
i am a beloved public figure

>>151531247
>>151531450
newfags detected

>>151533562
been here since odelscape and that is definitely a biological male my man

>>151531247
meant for
>>151391575

>>151538605
>snake calls hammi an apex predator
>some how an insult
really makes you contemplate

>>151539117
>it's a hammi wipes the sweat off and takes a food break to shitpost episode

>>151539485
>tattoos
>no bulge
>not pulp juice

garbo/10

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>>151539485
reminder if you see a label it isn't the real Juice™
I only endorse 100% natural, fresh squeezed juice

>>151539343
Not (Me) desu

Nice to see I have my own internet defence force though

>>151539117
snake is a literal cuckold and pussy

>>151544320
reminder when you see angsty posts and objectifying women photos you have been visited by the shit post king, Hypebeast

>>151544816
>angsty posts
>objectifying women
so every vsaper?

>>151544320
turks are hella mad tonight lads

>>151392586
rolling

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Really makes you think...

>Yell is set to staff only

pls m8s. I only play this piece of shit game for the banter. Bring back yell

>Yell is no longer set to staff only

pls m8s. I can only stand this game without the shit banter. Remove yell

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who /harrypotter/ here?

>>151552865
>pc points
Not you.

why do people screenshot their own posts thinking they're funny

it's pretty much liking your own instagram picture or some shit pretty sad tbqhwy

>>151553549
We're in the social media generation, anon. They actually think what they have to say is important.

>>151553549
fuck you thats why

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>>151553549
>he doesnt like his own ig pics

>>151553654
>>151553749
>>151553839
I'm at 3 Y/min right now please give me more (You)s

>>151554117
>there are 3 people laughing at me right now
>please more people laugh at me
is this the embodiment of cuckoldry

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if you woke up to this inventory what the fuck were you doing help

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>>151554343

>>151555731
aw it's like a chubby little hitler

>>151555731
haha let me post a meme from /lgbt/ as a retort that will show them

>>151557458
How would you know that it's from there you massive fucking faggot?

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>>151559394
i didnt but thanks for confirming it

>>151560032
I didn't confirm shit, I just asked how you would know?

>>151560145
DAMAGE CONTROL

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>>151560145

live

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wew?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10980183

>>151565267
>not voting for mage bank

baka senpai

live damn you

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>>151572463

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>>151572463
wew

>>151565267
you forgot miscellania and pisc colony

>>151573690
congratz, you've exposed yourself as a osrs refugee

>>151573849
how

>>151573971
>getting upset you have to buy runes by tens

>>151574074
He's upset because there are no more air runes you retard

>>151574074
the point of that picture was that there were no air runes left dipshit

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>>151573690
:^)

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>>151572463
Why is raltz such a faggot? What kind of cuck challenges a shit pker like wiggins then refuses to even fight him properly. The whole teamspeak group is also guilty of this thermonuclear faggotry. Their constant bullying of wiggins makes the server look like shit and probably turn potential new players away from this game. If the mods actually CARED about this server they would ban raltz, wiggins and the whole teamspeak as well as any other special snowflake that comes along so that the server can never ever be tainted with such faggotary ever again. Peace.

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>>151574189

>>151574204
>not knowing how to a q p

lmfao

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daylight come and me wan kill kikes

>>151414612
t. newfaggot

>>151574528
nice timely reply

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wish me gl

>>151572463
> written vsg fanfiction

Give me names and I'll crank out some OC desu

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wish me gz

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>>151572463
guess my username

>>151575581
insert fruit name here x juice

>>151575581
Starlight (annoying huge anime tranny faggot) and Mrtommygun2 (alpha male pker) actually live together IRL.

>>151576079
>mrtommygun2 is an alpha

>>151574204
> erped in pm
> calling other people faggots

Hmm

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>>151572463
I feel like this was practically based off of me.

whoever guesses right ill give an -extravagant- prize

>>151576397
wiggins

>>151576397
fresh

t. snake

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>>151576753
>over 2 tries for firecape not checked

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guess who desu

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>>151576753
>quest cape checked

>>151576079
he literally bought latent games on steam so he wouldnt get killed lmao

>>151575581
eta on that fanfic ?

>>151576079
tommygun is like the definition of a beta male

Who ARE the /v/scape alpha males?

>>151580806
Randy

>>151579341
When I get home :^)

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>>151577745
>file name
>implying

>>151581464
>bitterness
>not if your an ironmeme
>your

>>151580806
Hypercrisis

>>151581512
his spelling has always been total ass, no grasp of the english language kek

>>151580806
hypercrisis

Reminder that the term "Alpha" is retarded and only makes sense in primitive scenarios with animals, not human beans

>>151580806
hypercrisis

>>151583030
>>151582227
>>151581770
3 votes for hypercrisis!

>>151583089
make it 4

>>151583089
>>151583186
All me

>>151580806
Starlight, Fresh, Snake, Tommy, Animosity, Dairychoco.
They all do their thing without needing to lie and constantly post about how "alpha" they are in order to justify their actions.

Remember, any player who needs to constantly show off in the thread to feel validated (Raltz, Wiggins, Hypercrysis, Unclechuckus, Pickles) is an incurable beta.

>>151583286
So obviously Starlight that it isn't even funny

I bet you think being "vegan" is alpha too

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What did you say about Iban Blast you little shit?

>>151584626
nice book of balance and phat my dude

>>151585031
thanks

>>151585134
watch out latent logged in you boyz had better get back to multi

>>151585134
>>151585031
wait shit i left my trip on ignore that

will I be banned if I use an auto clicker to BUY 10
my fingers get tense and my knuckles hurt doing that

>>151585201
nah we don't ever go to multi wiggins

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I've never been pked in 10 years :3

fucking losers

pls help
i get no sound from the client
redownloading the vscape and .vscape2 folders did not fix
running on Backbox Linux (Ubuntu-based) and PulseAudio
have toggled the mute button on the client's login page

Who /DEMBOYS/ here???

>>151588535
No-one want to be associated with that bunch.

In other new Wiggins is fighting latent again tonight

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>It's another episode of ""dem boys""
>Be fighting someone who's doing nothing but ranging me 1v1 from the baldspeak
>Hmm I totally don't know what's going to happen!
>A minute or two later a bunch of dots come flooding through the map
>totally unexpected haha no way this occurred
>they catch a freeze
>they can't even hit me hard when I'm in shit gear
>I'm able to get away easily because they are too slow to get the refreeze on a moving target

yeah man im totally /dem boys/

possibly the most uncoordinated "team" in existence. I wouldn't be surprised if they were playing /v/scape from a retirement home

>>151589837
Wiggins shut the fuck up they're going to kill you or latent will and you'll find a way to dig an even deeper hole

>>151589978
>they're going to kill me

lol

>>151590235
You're shit, every time you talk yourself up you get smacked in the mouth it's just a matter of time

>Wiggins realised the truth and stopped posting

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Here comes lil Dan!

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I'm being fagged on send help

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>>151593240

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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fXcZUnPC0tiJkSZA08Ly5eWN7OtxMoDl0MyOfScglZg/edit?usp=sharing

Here you guys go. I upgraded it to a google spreadsheet. Goodnight.

>>151595243
gj senpai, would be some good shit for the wiki desu.

Is construction implemented yet?

>>151597187
Shrinegod pls

>>151574909
Can you get a trip so I can filter you? :^)

>>151601925
spotted the yid

Life support

>>151581434
where the fffffucc?! is the fanfic!?!

>>151616741
this was a boopboopboop post

>>151616795
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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>>151617008

>>151438070
Legion commander copy paste always gets me hard

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>>151517970

>>151517970
>>151622369

justice

Bump
Also waiting for that fanfic. Pls deliver.

>>151589837
>it's another "Wiggins Runs Away Even Though He's Not In A Multi Zone" episode

stay cucked boogerboy

>>151626485
laced up the nikes and sprinted through the booger evacuation zone

>>151626485
Are you cucks EVER going to kill wiggins lmao

>>151593240
People still play runescape?

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>mfw the tscucksquad has NEVER killed wiggins but they act like they have

AHAHAHAHAHA How the fuck are DEM BOYS even real? hahahaha nigga just walk away from them like just watch them fuck up all their casts haha

>>151629790
""""demboys"""" on suicide watch

fattys body temperature so high so much he melted all them barrages

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shout out to based wiggins for his awful performance in the wilderness today keeping in tradition with previous showings

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Since when does it do this?

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>>151640048
holy fuck how new

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>>151639439
fixed

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>>151640268
>dem boipuccis this mad
keep trying tho

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>>151640268
This River Lum leads to the shadowy tip of wildy: you're on a through route to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable... Go as far as you like on this road. Its limits are only those of mind itself. Ladies and Gentlemen, you're entering the wondrous dimension of imagined skill...
Next stop The Booger Zone.

>>151641126
>>151640268
>>151639439

>someone from the baldspeak took effort to make these pictures and write this
but y tho

wiggins is bad and the teamspeak is bad

stop this retarded shitposting god damn

>>151649086
>wiggins is bad

but i thought he was good now

>>151649915
lmao anon not anymore

i cant click for shit anymore. im bad now. i started getting my competitive gaming fix from something else because i was sick of fighting people on osrs who risked nothing and only fished for armadyl godsword specs. anyone who i fought who risked more than 100k had their team come rush me after i got low. anyone who i tried to mage melee fight would do nothing but shark brew to 121 hp and tele if they didn't fish for good specs. runescape pvp isn't even that fun, so i stopped giving a fuck about it entirely.

i wish these teamspeak retards started actually getting comfortable not even a couple weeks ago when i was sitting in max every day at mage bank. now im washed up and can barely four way.

/dumb damage control

>>151649086
>>151649915
>>151651203
all me t. wiggins

>>151651203
what do u play now

>>151651203
what a fucking drama queen lmfao

Ok enough of this weak pk banter. It's clear that, with the removal of teletabs and addition of moving fishing spots, and placing objects on tables, /v/scape is moving toward the future. We should shift our attention for a moment to what would make /v/scape great again. Here's my short list of changes that basically NEED to be made if /v/scape wants to start being quality.

Fresh™-selected urgently required content not currently implemented:
>construction
>broad bolts
>leaf bladed sword
>slayer helm & black mask
>lunar diplomacy
>barbarian training
>fairy rings
>splitbark armor
>smoke staff and TNSD
>upgraded iban staff
>dragon pickaxe, defender, claws with nerfed spec
>the newer castle wars rewards
>achievement diaries with nerfed rewards
>god hide and god platearmor prayer bonuses
>ancients teleport tabs
>achievement diary and music capes

Fresh™-approved custom content ideas:
>rescaled smithing table which includes gloves, boots, picks, and other miscellaneous metal items with dragon items and bars at ~85+
>dragon crossbow (magic stock, magic root string), platebody, kiteshield
>soul and blood runes craftable at 77 & 90; laws/deaths/souls 2x craftable at 99; cosmic/chaos 3x craftable at 96
>allow combination (elemental) runes to be made simply by taking X runes to Y altar with pess in inventory; each pess can be used for multiple combo runes depending on how many multiple you can make of the highest level rune involved
>DBAxe spec text from Raarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! to flash1:wave:Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>new Ahrim/Torag/Karil's set effects
>Steel Gauntlets get upgrade tiers
>picking on-map crops gives farming xp, some give thieving too
>ring of stone / full ghost robes removes dot from minimap
>pyramid teleport on ancients
>allow any bolt tip on any bolt type higher than minimum

Fresh™-presented quality of life ideas:
>smith, craft x/all
>buy x
>fill/heat all (sand buckets)
>slayer task picking

>>151654054
Fuck off

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>Only for clue spots
>Not really "only" but primarily
>Didn't quit as much as just didn't have time to play for a few months
>On rare occasions
>I just think the blank spot is pointless, not really irritating

>>151654054
not sure if this is a troll or fresh really is this retarded

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>>151654463
>>151655649

Sorry buds, but you've provided no worthwhile discussion. If you had any valid point to make, it was buried underneath your own inability.

Those are -NOT- arguments, please leave the thread. Thank you.

>tfw you realize Fresh is not serious and an actual mememaster
>tfw you look at him and everything he says ironically
>tfw he's actually hilarious
The real red pill

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>>151656861
Hello Fresh.

>>151666149
>qkumber actually took 25 minutes of his 30 minute recess to whisper this into photoshop

better get back to Math 11 my dude, you don't want detention now

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>>151666472
haha you caught me man, right now im in the ts and latent is squeezing my balls so hard that my voice is resonating at a pitch even higher than my natural tone

>>151666472
>not recognizing this image
how new r u

Why does no one make chat backgrounds?

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For Mango

>>151673514
don't start this shill bullshit, nobody gives a fuck about your chat backgrounds

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>>151673992
?????????

>>151673992
>it's an anon gets triggered by CUTE anime girls episode

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Tell me, /v/scape, why do we have so few players. I feel like there should be a lot more people who want to get some nostalgia out of runescape but don't like OSRS.

>>151681096
lack of advertising
arguably a good thing

>>151681096
osrs appeals to autists that want to relive nostalgia and then get rich and high levels like they never did when they were kids, but don't want to put any effort into it so they vote to make the entire game as easy as possible. vscape appeals to autists who live in their mothers basements, never got to play members and want to do it for free with literal effort while they search up images of underaged cartoon girls to masturbate onto while their parents cry upstairs

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>>151681539
Sadly, this

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All-right, let us settle this ONCE AND FOR ALL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10987468

>>151684258
where is the result for half of these players never even go in the teamspeak

>>151684449
[Citation needed]

>>151684258
This is a boogerpoll

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teetee4prez

>>151685046
Pls, I only returned what was yours to begin with senpai.

live damn you

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tfw dem boys meetup irl

>>151628035
I have killed wiggins almost 8 times

>>151705454
>Seth Rogen AND Matthew McConaughhugey play vscape

wow

>>151706094
>wiggins in charge of spelling

>>151673514
how do i install them?
Im assuming before i look into anything that i replace/put an image in the .jar?

>>151705824
>>151705454
"Chicago deep dish pizza was created by the thriving homosexual population of Chicago in the 1900s. Initially a euphemism for anal sex amongst secretly homosexual husbands in the town, upon questioning by those outside of the homosexual circles by what they meant by "deep dish pizza" the food we know to today was created as a cover. Though it is not absolutely clear who pioneered this method of pizza creation, most historians agree that a particularly hairy bear named Gino played a large part. Having relatively little knowledge of pizza beyond the fact that they are referred to as "pies," a point of confusion that would lead to the structure of deep dish pizza, he set out to create what would be known as Chicago Deep Dish pizza using little more than a pound of dough, a gallon of tomato sauce, 4 ounces of cheese and a potato. As time went on it slowly became slightly more recognizable as a pizza, including the ceasing of shaping the dough in a cooking pot, and the addition of more cheese and more known pizza toppings. As a whole Chicago-style deep dish pizza is still popular within the homosexual community (food and term for anal sex) and it continues to be a beacon of degeneracy[7]"

reminder

drink

crystal
fucking
weed

political memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RfVu_DW1Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PpE15yh58

worst Mod?

Biggest Jew?

Cutest Pker?

>>151714021
Whoever removed teletabs

Juice

Wiggins is the only active pker so him by default

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here I go again on my own

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>>151718281
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151718964
Grats senpai. You finally got it, was it worth the price?

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Are these stats good enough to do monkey madness?

>>151721845
Eh

>>151721845
You need 43 prayer.

>>151727930
plenty of people have done it with ~30hp, 1 def and 1 prayer

>>151728204
Good to know. But do you really think the blogging newfag ironmeme will be able to do that?

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>>151728357
How do I make a blog?

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What is this?

>>151732893
>posting hidden archives in an image
>not a bannable offense

MODS

>>151705454
nice i wish i could meet remus lupin

>>151661848
based

Where is the promised /v/scape fanfic. Did I miss that or did anon not deliver?

>>151737895
"soon"

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So... last Thursday this happened

>>151743671
This happened a fucking year and 7 months ago you faggot

>>151743671
How come your health/ prayer icons look so good and are on the right? Also where is your running icon?

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This is effective

>>151743918
Running icon wasn't in at the time and Bobster is an OSRS cuck that moved the icons to the left to match with that.

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>>151743819
>>151743918
>>151744006
I said I wasn't quitting in game, but truth of the matter is I'm done.
All my items that were valuable were either dropped, or if they were really valuable were given to friends of mine.
Been around since day one and loved every second of the grind, but its time to move on though.
Keep grinding brothers. I'll check the thread from time to time and may log on for a 99 rc party If anyone ever manages to get 99 rc

>>151744269
you literally say this every week
see you tomorrow

>>151744269
3 people have 99 rc you dumbass. also, no one really quits, you'll probably come back at some point.
quit being a drama queen

>>151744937
>>151744663
>>>>>newfags

>>151744937
>>151744663
Spotted the newfags

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>>151744997
>>151745089
haha they totally dont know about my epic quitting meme

Reminder that Meskro, Biggerman, Kang, Gaymer, Morpho, and Sheniqua Blm are all certified active Meme Alts(tm) and should be ignore listed immediately. Do not reply to their yells.

>>151744269
>>151744663
>>151744937
>>151744937
why are people unironically treating this like it isn't a copypasta?

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>>151654054
>dragon defender
>castle wars anything
>custom content

>>151749276
You can't defend not adding the dragon defender

>>151747908
relax, anon.
for they are but newfags, they dont have the oldfag privilege we have when it comes to excellent memes. it must be a sad and boring time for them when they are completely oblivious to the best memes of our generation. maybe its just me being an old fart but this new generation of players will never experience such brilliant timeless copypastas like the one we have seen here today. i weep for the future of this server.

>>151749750
>newfags will never experience the vscape golden age

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>>151747908
it's literally just one guy

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>>151749750
this is unironically how salty oldfags sound