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Previous thread:
>>151375196
is the honeymoon phase over?
Hana Song
Blue post
What are your expectations for the Bastion short?
Rate my luck.
Stars are what I want the most.
>>151391285
Typical Blizzard writing in an impotent attempt to be 2deep4u and "sad". At least the visuals will be decent.
Genji nerf when?
>>151391349
>rate luck
>no indication of boxes bought
Fareeha Amari's steel underwear.
Pharmercy canon when?
>>151391280
Well then, I guess you are a stalker then.
>>151391369
>blizzard
>2deep4u
I don't really see how they are trying to be that in these shorts.
>>151391438
Never.
Pharah is pure, and healslut is too busy being disciplined by rough facefucking.
>>151391369
Holy shit this. That Tracer/WM short was especially bad about this. It's fucking Tracer, the most giddy, peppy person possible and they put in her OH GOD THE ROBO-MONK DIED episode.
>>151391438
Merwho?
>>151391438
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748324908
>>151391412
From 51 bought + 23 level up boxes.
>Double Jump now has a 3 second cooldown
>Dragon Blade duration reduced to 6 seconds
There, I balanced Genji.
>>151391445
That's like an exhibitionist calling people who glance at them voyeuristic. Maybe if you didn't make 20 posts in every thread bragging about your stats or posting potg webms, this wouldn't happen.
Quick guys, Ifrit or Djinnyatta?
>>151391607
Why is Winston used so much in KotH?
>>151391438
>pharah and mercy making out in gym clothes
Blizzard so fucking LAZY.
GAME SELECTION MODE WHEN?
IT'S NOT HARD TO IMPLEMENT.
>>151391762
neither, zen's epics look better.
>>151391768
Genji
>>151391420
>will never lick the skid marks from her discard drawers
A HEALER STAYS WITH THE TANK.
DISOBEDIENCE WILL LEAD TO PUNISHMENT.
PUNISHMENT FOR POOR PERFORMANCE ON THE FIELD.
>>151391762
Sunyatta
>>151391762
Ifrit so that I'll look more unique when I get Djinnyatta
>>151391796
>wanting people to favor one more over the other
>>151391962
I don't want to play KOTH though...
>>151391752
>20 posts in every thread
You seem rustled by the fact I participate in every thread.
>>151391656
>>151391883
I still laugh people draw Reinhardt too small. Hell I think even the comic is off
>make a lighthearted post game joke
>faggot on other team begins raging while everyone else either laughs or remains silent
There's always one
>>151391285
They'll do some retarded, cliche "seasons passing quickly around the decrepit Bastion, alone and forgotten" or "everyone hates and mistrusts the gentle robot who just wants to exist and experience life". Maybe both. If we're extra lucky we'll get "remorseless killbot discovers the value of life when he kills/finds dead some bird and raises its chick"
It's Blizzard. Keep your hopes low enough that you're pleased with the eventual mediocrity.
>>151392010
I'm not rustled by anything. I'm just pointing out why you shouldn't be surprised that bragging about stats and posting webms with your name plastered on them in every single thread several times eventually gets you easily recognized.
Envyus' amazing team-wide tournament aimbot! 27-1 in the pro scene, wowzers!
>>151392038
>that young McCree
Everytime
>>151391752
I agree; this fag needs to stick to his projected sexual frustration like the sane people here
>>151392116
>make a lighthearted post game joke
calling people niggers or faggots isn't really a joke anon.
matches either need to be shorter or reward more rank for completing, 40 minutes to play two games is not fucking worth it
>>151392237
How fucking retarded do you have to be to use this WHILE STREAMING.
>>151392287
I wouldn't be surprised if they're that stupid.
>>151392360
E-penis.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748215083#post-7
Post healslut
>>151392038
>we'll never get that cheeky smug fucker on the left as a playable hero
>>151392287
I made fun of myself for dying in a stupid way during a potg though. I only call people niggers and faggots in my head or on here.
>>151392312
I've not autistically tested, but I'm pretty sure the exp/hr you get in QP is huge compared to Comp due to how fast the games are.
There needs to be a +% or +flat exp for completing a comp game
>>151392237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk
>>151392360
It doesn't matter. As long as they keep making Blizzard money it'll just get hand waved off as a "glitch" or "lag" or "20 tick" or "inaccurate killcams" or some other contrived bullshit. They'd have to fuck up WAY harder than that to get any more than a slap on the wrist.
>>151392038
The position of Reinhardt's hand on Ana's shoulder makes it look like Morrison has a fuckhuge right hand
why does OW feel like you can't play it over and over without getting bored but TF2 can play for hours and have mad fun even without comp.
>>151392205
When did telling someone their stats are low become bragging though? I never really brag either. I just post my stats. like everyone else.
I think you are making this out to be more then it is anon.
I NEED MORE ART OF ZENNY AND LUCIO HANGING OUT TOGETHER BEFORE THEY'RE BOTH NERFED AND PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT THEM
>>151392472
At least he tried to play it off. Hulk just ignored it and pretended nothing happened.
>>151392412
I didn't know Kevin Sorbo played hockey.
>>151392360
it's not a cheat it's a glitch, you can see it only ever happens when someone uses deadeye *sigh*
>mfw fucks everyone at LAN and people will still be looking for 'hacks!!1'
I like how there's probably 10s of hours of these guys playing but only the same glitch webms as proof.
>>151392570
you can solo carry a tf2 team
>have an awful session this morning, 1 QP, 2 Comp
>lose all three matches, both comp matches actually went decently, no steamrolls, but teams were arguing throughout
>lose half a rank, decide to quit while I'm ahead
>take a break, do other shit
>play some more, 1 QP, 2 Comp again
>win all three
>get POTG as Junkrat with a surprise Riptire + his achievement
>get way more rank up than I got rank down earlier, and go up a rank to54
>mfw
>>151392451
i think it's liao
>>151392548
>>151391985
>in-lore the characters are much better trained and skilled at playing themselves
Reaper literally Death Blossomed with only Tracer and Winston nearby without killing anyone in the cinematic trailer (happens at 3 minutes in https://youtu.be/FqnKB22pOC0)
>>151392570
That's what it feels like when your mom doesn't have spare $40.
>>151392683
Roadhog's Ult had the same stupid glitch forever. I used to think my mouse sensor was dirty.
Friendly reminder Sombra will be a snarky Latina hacker with
>M1: arm-mounted keyboard that shoots ascii character bullets
>M2: decoy clones
>E: Stealth wall
>L-Shift: Recon sentries (discreetly tag LoS enemies)
>Passive: Ignored by turrets and sentries for up to 5 seconds
>Ult: Shadow Field (massive AoE that blinds enemy field)
>>151392570
All the maps are boring hallways, all the good characters are boring and all the fun characters are shit, all the game modes suck, and you HAVE to rely on your team in order to do well. It all just contributes to boring-but-exhausting gameplay that most people can't stomach for more than a few hours at a time.
>>151392853
>arm-mounted keyboard that shoots ascii character bullets
This isn't Battleborn, son.
>>151392826
I said better trained too. They know how to avoid damage much better too, since they're highly trained world class soldiers.
>>151392038
Mercy is four years older than Pharah
Why does Reindhart still look like he's 60
doesnotcompute.jpg
how do I use tracers pulse bomb? (without graviton surge)
I throw that shit into a group of enemies and no one dies.
The range is hard to gauge. seems like I need to be right next to someone to "stuck" them.
Should I just throw it on tanks? I want to improve with best girl
>gotten about 10 summer loot boxes
>nothing but sprays and voice lines in all of them
>>151393134
Fine backliners to give it as a suppository
>>151393083
Mercy could be 17 and Pharah 13.
>>151393134
Jesus christ, who turned Tracer into a cat?
also that suit cannot be comfortable to wear.
>>151392038
I mean how could you not work with someone like Gabriel who dresses like that and not think even a little bit, "I think this guy might be evil"
>>151393170
>just want the new genji skin because its my favorite color combination
>know absolutely that i will not get it unless i buy 50 boxes
Fuck off blizzard.
>>151393134
Use it to stagger their offense and waste time. It's a legit tactic because of its charge rate.
i haven't played in like a month, why is zenyatta suddenly a god and s76/mercy/pharah in dumpster tier? what the fuck happened? patch notes?
REEEEEEEE, I opened like 14 boxes so far and nothing but crap that I don't want (except Cree skin which is decent but I already had 2 others)... man fuck that. Meanwhile literally all of my friends have gotten at least 1 leggo.
Can Amelie be purified?
How do I git gud with Genji and Tracer?
>>151393470
honestly genji is easy to learn
don't know why people acted like he had a high skill cap
>>151392472
>the overwatch ```````````````pro''''''''''''''''''''' scene
>every tournament is swept by a team of literal, unironic aimbotters
This is fucking rich
>people complain that Genji is "press Q for potg"
>literally every character except like 5 is worse than Genji in this respect
???
Mercy buff:
>dual wields pistol with staff
>LMB = fires pistol
>RMB = heal
>L Shift = switch healing/damage boost
>E = fly to ally
>>151392853
i know you're japing me but that's not the worst thing ever
>>151393434
to summarize:
zen isn't a paper bag anymore and is now a dangerous tank-shredder because the travel time on his discord/harmony is way quicker.
s76 got out-meta'd by mccree and hit hard by an unnecessary spread nerf to stop macroshitters
pharah is just getting picked off too easy by mccree and zenyatta
mercy is still in a good spot, just still as difficult as ever to play with randoms while the others have defense options to save their asses.
>>151393559
The E sports scene will never take off in OW even if they banned the aimbotting pros.
The game is just so dull to watch with people poking until ults are up.
>>151393556
name a character that has a higher skill cap than Genji
>>151393635
>let me casually ignore that other ults can be counterplayed with correct positioning, line of sight, or putting up one of numerous barriers
>let me casually ignore that the only counter to Genji ult is Zen ult, and Lucio ult but only to a certain degree
Rank 30 detected.
>>151393741
the point is no one has a high skill cap in OW...
>>151393741
Widowmaker, McCree, Pharah, Ana
>>151393434
should just be able to click on patch notes next to the version number on bnet m8
Zen has +50 health and discord and harmony move like 100x faster than before to their target, his moves twice as fast during his ult and it now heals 300 hp/s instead of 200
Mercy got her ult charge nerfed by 40% so now she's really bad since she was always a walking ult
Pharah/76 are bad because McCree is good, you can still play 76 though but McCree is just generally better if you can aim. McCree got a buff to his FtH and effective range.
>>151393635
>Ult that can move and continues if he gets a kill
Nothing compares to that. Most Ults are stopped by a wall or shield. The team wipers usually need a combo or flank
Hilarious guys you're all funny.
Why is the OW community so pathetic.
>>151393751
>ever not having a Zen on your team
>not saving your ults to counter enemy ults
>implying Zarya and Mei cannot counter Genji's ult
Rank 10 detected.
>>151393658
I'd main that.
Also, maybe this:
>healing topped off player overheals him for 25HP
>damage boost applies automatically when player is at 100%+ HP
>healing applied when HP drops below 100%
>defending king's row
>guy picks symmetra
>doesn't use his ult
>has it for at least 2 minutes
>ask him why
>"they'll just kill it"
>they win a fight
>we can't get back in time
>inevitably lose what was looking like a promising game
just fuck my shit up senpai. how can you carry this kind of stupid?
>>151393973
>Getting upset at shit in QP.
You brought this upon yourself.
>>151393635
>literally every character
Not saying your overall point is wrong, but it is literally impossible to get a POTG while using Zenyatta's ultimate, Symmetra's ultimate is such a background event that any POTG you get as Symmetra will have no evidence whether or not your Ult was in use at the time, and I'm pretty sure no one has ever gotten an Ana POTG, with or without her ultimate, which wouldn't contribute anyway
Also Ana and Zarya ults mostly exist to give POTG to other people on your team
>>151393134
>>151393134
Play one game of heroes of the storm. Now you know how short range is
>>151393658
Increasing the projectile speed OR the RoF would be great as well.
>Premade team tryharding in QP
>Against my level 20 team of randoms just learning the game
>They shit talk when they win
I don't understand why people do this. Does everyone on the internet get bullied in real life and not have friends or something to be so angsty online?
>>151393658
That sounds awesome since you tether to heal you could still aim and shoot. It would be fun and challenging to play. However
>Movement ability on E and not Shift
>watch pro or even just high level streams
>all these perfect team compositions and coordinated play
>just wish I could play in that world where people actually understand the most basic concepts of playing the game and try to play it right instead of just locking stupid senseless character choices all the time and treating every mode like team deathmatch
It's not like I demand everyone play perfectly, but I mean it feels like you're trying to play soccer or something with random teammates and they keep choosing to pop the ball or kick it in the wrong direction.
>>151393875
No, even if McCree wasn't played you'd still not see any S:76. He lost almost a 1/3 of the damage he used to deal at his ideal range because of the recoil nerf, so he got completely ravaged as a dps hero.
Well, that's a lootbox of credits.
I thought Zenny's lmb was hitscan, did it change to have a short travel time? I swear I've been having to lead my shots to get them to register.
>>151394065
At any point did you COMMAND him to use her ultimate?
>>151393973
>literally the epitome of me ooga team booga
>>151391265
Damn you, now I have to anxiously await for news I didn't know I needed to know.
Predictions/Hopes:
>hero balance changes, re-working select characters to shift the meta & make defensive heroes more viable
>rank structure changes, provide a wider distribution of the playerbase
>coin flip removed, replaced with a time pool system
>harsher leaver penalty in ranked
>introduction of a new character
>PTR tests of all changes before the new season launches
>>151393973
>named after a character from babbys first anime
>using young genji skin
>getting upset at people messing around in qp
-average autistic weeb
>>151393994
>obvious strawmen: the post
>picking Mei
Rank 6 detected.
So Sombra applies a debuff/dot and has a nanoboost-like ult in addition to stealth?
>>151394276
>I don't know what a strawman is
Rank 3 detected.
>decide to try out "spin to win" reinhardt
>set a switch to change from 800 to 6500 DPI on my mouse
>HAMMER DOWN
>press the button
>start spinning fast as fuck
>triple kill
I AM YOUR SHIELD
>>151393994
>MEI CAN COUNTER GENJIS ULT
>>151394143
Yeah, every player is bad except you. :^)
>>151394357
>arguing against/citing "points" that werent made in the first place because no counter against original argument
>not strawman
Rank 1 detected.
>>151394162
>2 legendary summer skins
>duplicate
Damn, now even i'm mad.
>>151394402
Ahh, Spinning. Thats a good trick
>>151394073
>except like 5
>>151394465
Widowmaker on KOTH and Bastion on push the payload are bad, yes.
>>151394509
This old dog still knows a few tricks.
PRIEST CHARACTER WHEN?j/k, Blizzard hates priests.
>>151392632
>When did telling someone their stats are low become bragging though?
I mean, I told him his stats were shit too, but I didn't accompany it with my own stats. I didn't need to. That's when it becomes bragging.
Also yes other brag about their stats which is retarded but you put your name to it. That's another level of faggotry.
>trying to cap last point on King's Row
>I have Graviton
>Roadhog has Whole Hog
>Lucio has Sound Barrier
>perfect opportunity
>"Lucio, speed boost and Sound Barrier"
>he does neither
>I use my ult for nothing, because I die instantly
Seriously, uninstall Overwatch if you can't play Lucio.
>>151394594
What about a CORRUPTED priest?
60 tick is coming guys, we swear!
>>151394475
>any of my posts doing any of that shit
Doesn't even own the game detected.
>>151391376
Haha lol just pick winston haha, you should sacrifice your own fun to counter an OP hero haha lmao
>>151394594
that's mercy though.
It'll never happen but I wish they gave her a slutty nun skin
>>151394594
I played Human priest in vanilla WoW.
I wanted to kill myself, man.
Fucking Undead everythings in PvP negating your only defense.
Fucking purgespamming, frostshockspamming Shamans.
Good thing I don't play HS, I saw the clown fiesta with Purify.
>>151394594
Why is Lucio even a fucking hero? You don't even do anything, you just exist and people around you get healed. What a lazy character design
what golden weapon do I get
I'm up to 350 rank points now and I still can't decide
I keep playing another match thinking it will help me pick
I really want it for Bastion but I'll hardly ever get a chance to use it
Or Mercy, but every other healslut will have a golden gun for her
I don't want to get it for my 'main' Lucio because I play him out of necessity, not choice
I guess I'll just get it for Bastion, at least I'll look like a pimp riding that payload
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>reporting people for saying "faggot"
Love doing this. It's good having double standards between 4chan and game world.
Why do people say Ana is bad?
>>151394726
>can't play Lucio
>can't play the literal most braindead easy hero in the game
how people like this are unable to figure out pressing E every 14 seconds is beyond me
>>151394747
Overwatch could use a Draenei character.
>>151394659
>telling someone their shit
>without showing you aren't exactly complete shit
Anon, People tend to not like it when someone says they are shit, but don't provide their own stats to show it's not another shitter calling them shit.
>put your name to it
>name is removed from stat posts
>name is blurred out during screenshot posts
The only ones my name really stays on is the webms, and thats because I can't be assed to edit them out, and I like the intros.
>>151394430
It's actually true, you just drop it at your feet and he can't do shit to your team. The uptime on Mei's ult is also crazy.
The problem is that this requires you to pick Mei.
>>151392038
You can see Ana's maxipad outline.
It's nice to see devs being up front about "yeah it's pretty much just rocket league lite, go play rocket league"
How do I Harambe? Has he been buffed? There seems to be a few people playing as him.
>>151394815
should have gone undead shadow priest, that shit was b r o k e n
>>151394754
>replay system
>spectate only
>saving highlights
Thank fucking god. I thought this was going to be another LoL case of "We don't want to add replays ever"
>>151394864
Overwatch needs a flaming gay character
>Ouch~
>Yaaaaaaas
>You basic
>>151394831
>AoE healers in a moba style game is pointless
neck yourself
>>151394765
>Genji is only countered by Zen ult, whereas other ults can be counterplayed with correct positioning or barriers -> thus Genji's ult is worse than "all the others except 5"
>LMAO NOT HAVING A ZEN XDDDD NOT SAVING UR ULT TO COUNTER XDD
Only reading about the game on reddit detected.
>>151394754
>saving highlights
I'm okay with this because I am too lazy to install and run programs that do it for me.
>it's a "bitch about the tick rate even though it's impossible to feel the difference between 20 and 60" episode
ANOTHER re-run???
>>151394991
it's not pointless but he's right, lucio is badly designed.
>>151394807
>slutty nun skin
Halloween update can't come soon enoughTracer wearing more than actual athletes and her ass being hidden by a bad looking cape already killed my hope, but I can dream.
>>151394754
How can one man be so based? Thanks tigole
>>151393635
Genji's Q is a team wipe 95% of the time
>>151394224
>not using the free gold skins from boxes
you stupid or something?
>>151394856
They can't aim and don't know how to prioritize between healing or damage. In their defense her grenade radius is so shit right now.
>>151394883
>Anon, People tend to not like it when someone says they are shit, but don't provide their own stats to show it's not another shitter calling them shit.
Clearly he didn't give a shit. Not only did he not ask anybody calling him bad for stats, he didn't respond to begin with.
If I call someone bad and they ask for my stats I'll post my stats. I'm not going to preemptively throw them around to bolster my arguments, that's retarded.
>>151394991
>moba style game
>>151394995
>ad hominem
Doesn't even have electricity detected.
>>151394856
So many BAD WMs, Hanzo and Genjis flock to her for some reason. The spend the match scoped in, trying to get sick kills and never heal, unless it's grenading themselves.
>>151394969
I wish, but that won't work in modern world. Stereotypical gay people are too normal to be accepted as a part of LGBT community these days.
>>151394754
I still cant believe they launched the game with no ability to save highlights
>>151394862
It's amazing, really. I can't count the number of Lucio's I've played with who Sound Barrier'd with one or no enemies in sight. And then there are the Lucio's who don't know that they should speedboost after capping the first point on Hanamura, Volskaya, or Temple of Anubis.
>>151394962
Yeah man. Undead Priest had it fucking M A D E in vanilla.
>Human priest
>UD rogue ganks you, uses WotF on your fear
>stunlock
>dead
>rogue /laugh
>Shaman ganks you
>purges all your buffs
>permaslows
>ranged spell interrupt
>"enough of this PvP shit ill just raid"
>discriminated against because no fear ward like Dwarf priests
>UD Priest
>Human Rogue ganks you
>Fear
>Shadow Word pain & Devouring plague
>/dance
>rogue dies
>Paladin "ganks" you
>lol.
Literal racism.
I play Genji because it is the only hero in the game who lives by the Japanese code of honor, a code that I have studied and follow 100% in my real life. A man is nothing without honor and Genji is the only hero who understands this. His voice line, "I may sacrifice my body, but I will never sacrifice my honor" is a quote that I have written on my binder and I may get a tattoo of it one day (if my mom lets me). I have considered it as a good forearm tattoo because my trench coat will cover it on a normal day, so nobody will notice it until I want to reveal it by rolling up my sleeves.
>>151394969
He needs to be flaming and fabulous so he comes off as incredibly gay.
But all of his interactions with male characters is him being offended that they come onto him, while his interactions with female characters would be terrible pick-up lines.Make him an "Eros" character where his ultimate makes an enemy 'switch sides' where their attacks now do friendly fire, while their heals/buffs only work on enemies for a few seconds. Obviously most of the time the impacted character will just not shoot or use abilities but it effectively takes someone out of the fight.
>>151394960
broken af on KOTH
good genji counter
very good SITUATIONAL pick
i use him to farm exp in quickplay sometimes too
tip: unleash ur inner ape
>>151395249
How is it not a moba style game?
Look with what I played.
>>151395226
>someone says they are doing good as a hero in a specific way
>they are doing bad at what the hero is supposed to do
>show stats that show what it should look closer to
>"stop boasting"
Anon please, read what you are typing and look back at the post. Giving advice and posting stats to backup is not boasting. It's giving just giving advice. Like I have for a lot of other people here.
If I really wanted to boast and post my stats all the time I'd put on a trip, but I'm not that much of a faggot.
These summer skins should have shown everyone that whatever new skins you're expecting, what blizzard actually gives you will never be as good.
Every event will just give us a few recolors, and even fewer "legendary" skins that are more basic than base epics.
>>151395375
That guy looks older than 16.
>>151395402
Most MOBA's have shit like creep waves, experience, skill builds, item builds, and all that. You progressively get stronger during each session to get stronger than the opponent, until you beat them through either better teamwork and fighting or you're just that much more farmed than them. No I've never heard of HotS, it doesn't exist, stop talking about it.
>>151395492
>premade shitter
no suprises
>>151395381
>swap damage and healing on and enemy
>Lucio: oh let's break it DOWN
>entire team kill
Actually a hero like that might finally knock Lucio off his perch
>>151394995
Other ults can counter Genji ult if used well or the Genji is stupid.
Zarya and Mei work if he didn't reflect the projectile, Roadhog works if you can bait the reflect out first, Winston works if you can catch him out of his dash.
Granted, all of these are situational, but hey, pretty much every ultimate is "situational"
>>151392038
>we will never get that mercy outfit with the skin tight pants and tank top as a skin
suffering
>attacking payload
Team goes 2 support 2 tank and mei?
>join game
>DEFEAT instantly comes up
>get 2000XP
>>151395638
>swap on a zenyatta
>He ults.
>Any teammate that is in his immediate vincinity gets melted.
Anyone else feel like Blizzard tightening up the hitboxes led to more problems than solutions? Yeah, Hanzo doesn't have his meme sized arrows anymore but let's just look at the downsides
>Hanzo is worthless now
>Mei's icicles can literally phase through people's heads
>Genji, Tracer, and Lucio are near unhittable with their already small hitboxes and high mobility
>>151395492
>96 degs
There are other things you should worry about.
>>151395501
>>they are doing bad at what the hero is supposed to do
>>show stats that show what it should look closer to
Yeah, nah, you're reaching so hard right now my man.
Just because anon has low elims and damage doesn't mean he doesn't know that Soldier 76 is an offensive hero intended to kill or deal damage. It's pretty condescending of you to assume that he's literally misinterpreting the role of the character so much that you need to tell him "he's supposed to kill instead of heal" while pointing at your stats as the golden standard for good 76 play.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your post was innocuous, but I'm saying right now that it's nothing short of condescending for you to tell the guy "wow you must be misunderstanding the fundamental role this character fills you tard" then act like you're doing him a favor. I'll assume it was unintentional on your part, no problem.
>>151393559
>>151393683
Lucky for tf2 competitive I guess.
Remember how that was ridiculed until OW?
>>151395492
>Numbani ranked
>First pick, go Reinhardt
>Everyone picks but one guy
>"give me Rein"
>Spends the whole game charging into massive crowds and overextending
>Also tells us it's stupid to have 76 and Genji on Defense
Somehow we won but that's the last time I ever acknowledge someone when they ask for a character
>>151395641
This.
Genji is a low normal potential/high ult potential hero. The best way to play around him is to shut down his ult with an ult like your own.
For instance Whole Hog is honestly a pretty cheap ult. Its piss easy to charge but has a low game turning potential (getting a pick with hook/m2 is sometimes even stronger than trying to run in with the ult). This makes Whole Hog ideal for shutting down Genjis/nanoboosted Reinhardts.
Another good one is tactical visor. Never think twice about using tactical visor to kill the ult:ing Genji.
>>151392762
>get matched with a bunch of retards
>2 games with other team underdog
>lose 2 ranks
>get matched with underdogs
>not retards
>win 2 games in a row
>barely gain back one rank
I've basically given up on getting out of this elo hell. Always feels like I'm taking 1 step forward and 1.5 steps back.
why is widowmaker purple
>>151395882
>>Hanzo is worthless now
was worthless always
>Mei's icicles can literally phase through people's heads
never played in real games
>Genji, Tracer, and Lucio are near unhittable with their already small hitboxes and high mobility
they never changed characters hithboxes, they were always the same. All they did was change the WEAPONS hitboxes. To make it more real in your head think of it like this: remember hogs hook? Okay, the hotbox OF THE HOOK is a square, now the while the hitbox of an enemy is small and always been the same but you use your HOOK hitbox NEAR the tracer, and 1mm of that HOOK hitbox touches tracer or whatever she gets pulled, feel me?
>>151395492
>juicyyuuji
Posting best girl.
>>151396163
Because one of the art guys wanted to make a blue skinned girl.
Am I the only one who gets pissed off by ult spam? It seems no matter how good you defend the enemy only needs to stack its ultimates to wipe you.
They should just give the defense heroes counter ults (i.e. lucio, zen).
>>151396163
u know how they say if u keep ur face like something for too long it'll stay like that
wel....
she choked on my DIK one 2 many times...
>>151393559
>>151393683
How/why do eSports players and teams get sponsored anyway?
What's in it for the players? What's in it for the sponsors like C9 and TSM? I just don't get how either side makes money.
>>151396163
Nanomachines.
who else /worldcup/ here
>>151393556
I'm serious, I play Support and Tank most of the time and I get the basic FPS heroes like Pharah/S76.
I know that I have to flank the enemy but it doesn't look like I'm getting the hang of it.
I was in a QP game on volskaya and I always tried to harass/get the enemy from behind and thought that it would give my team the edge to push in but they didn't so I guess I was doing wrong/wasn't lethal enough
>>151396163
She's in the refrigerator, for a price.
>>151395882
No, I like it. I also don't think it's that hard to line up shots on said heroes.
>a short for bastion
I literally can't give less fucks about it
give me a short for characters that matter like D.va or zarya
>>151396295
fake
does anyone have any pictures of map callouts?
>>151396185
No, the character hitboxes were also changed. You can notice it if you do some tests with hitscan characters like McCree.
Am I the only woman here?
>>151394162
WHY ARE YOU SO LUCKY STOP BUYING BOXES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151395762
I've had that before, it's exp from your last match
I ranked up, joined a new match and got that screen
It said I ranked up again, and awarded me with a lootbox an everything, but it was gone when I went to the main menu, so I assume the exp went too.
>>151396450
>78 posters
no way mang; 4chan is normie now
Where do I watch these shorts? When is Bastion's?
>>151396450
No I'd say there's other guys in here that like to call themselves women.
>>151396445
False.
>>151396006
how is that even possible? Playing 14+ hrs a day? I was doing that for the first week or so, then got bored. I was one of the first few to get starred.
>>151396450
My penis is twice as feminine as yours.
>>151396295
Grats anon and good luck! which country are you representing?
>>151396341
>>151396656
Since it's just ireland it might as well be fake
Would you vote for an alpha weeb
>It's another game lost because someone refuses to switch hero
>In this TEAM game based around SWITCHING hero to fit the situation
The only thing I hate about this game is this, it's full of fucking retards
>>151396450
We have some girls(male) here.
>>151396773
Sucks that I didnt get it, I'm at 76 and I saw somebody who was in mid 60s got it, its retarded.
>>151396837
faggots are faggots, not girls.
>>151396656
will there ever be a canadian overwatch hero?
>>151396773
i'd vote for anyone from /owg/
>>151396523
The game I played before then was a Lucioball game where I got 1.5k XP.
>>151392038
>reyes already has the blackwatch logo
what did they not know?
Anyone who's been chasing a skin and not got it. Never give up! I finally got mine this morning after nothing for at least 25 levels
>>151396942
>we really want to get to a Canadian hero or map someday
Soonâ„¢
>>151396941
that mei
>>151396942
Lucio.
>>151396450
would you "fuck" this anon
>>151397020
Are you by any chance retarded, anon?
>>151397020
Blackwatch wasn't rogue until later. It was just the black ops section.
>>151392451
thats genji retard
>>151397107
All I want are D.Va's spray and voice line, but I'm pretty sure I'm getting fucked over by the greed sensor.
>>151396656
w-who would do that to her?! :(
>finally hit 100
>must summon the strength to get another
>>151396450
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>>151397151
Maybe but the retarded story being broken up into comics doesn't make me follow it.
>>151397178
Oh that would make sense.
>>151396450
POST UR DICK PLS
>>151396450
nah, sup bitch I bet I play better than you
I bet you're also a man
>>151397178
>>151397539
Do you not understand the difference between Blackwatch and Talon?
>>151394143
Gitfriends
>>151396450
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>>151397657
No i thought it was the same thing considering reaper's mask is just the blackwatch logo.
>>151391656
"Why does any person feel the need to share their sexual preferences to the world? Let alone see a fake video game character share their made up preferences....
How stupid..."
Wow, a person with a brain on blizzard forums. Who would've known.
>>151391420
she's a cutie pie
>>151391390
How come they haven't fixed this shit already?
>>151393434
If you're that casual then you probably don't need to worry about balance.
>trying to headshot ana bots as genji
what the fuck am i missing about these shuriken? they move so fucking slowly
Tracer a cute
>>151397862
It's called YAKYUU you fukin weeb
>Hanzo who can't take out a turret
>Winston as the only tank
>"Zen isn't a healer"
#lovingitinthe40's
>>151391390
this is blizzards shit sever settings
>Played for 2 hours today.
>No wins.
I'd blame myself but when we have 2 Widows on Gibraltar attack and no Lucio/Zenyatta...
>>151394831
confirmed bad lucio player or massive troll
>Winston will never be good
>>151398036
Hitboxes got adjusted so projectiles are harder to land.
>>151398071It was someone's from /v/ idea.
Should we nerf Lúcio healing or speed boost?
Nerfing his healing makes more sense so we could have a speed support, damage support, standard healslut support and focused healing support.
>>151398132
it's the hook's hitbox actually
>>151398262
winston is good ... but only because he's a counter to certain heroes
>>151397202
This better be bait
>>151398294
Healing for sure. I honestly like speed boost, it's his unique niche and increases the pace of games.
>>151398132
t. retard
>>151398262
he's fine
harambe is a skill champ and should remain that way
ITS HAPPENING
>>151398132
No, road hogs hook as a tall rectangular hitbox, which is about as tall as a hero.
Meaning you could throw it over a wall and the lower part of the hitbox can connect with someone you can't even see.
>>151398294
Speed boost.
People literally couldn't care less about Lucio's heal in high MMR.
>>151398262
>inb4 durrr he can kill 200hp supports if he get a Zarya bubble so he's fine
>>151398269
for real? is that the genji nerf i hear so much about? it's nuts trying to hit anything further away then ten feet; not only do you have to lead targets by a mile, you have to lead them at their pace of movement as you let fly so the shuriken group
>>151398506
I hope one of the "lots of information" is genji nerf
>rein dies
>"so no heals then?"
>he is in a premade with ana and the other healer is lúcio
>>151398823
git gud
>we are on attack
>enemy team has a solid defense set up on the point
>its obvious we're going to need a group effort with ultimates to break through
>team walks in one by one and gets instagibbed
>respawn 1 at a time and keep running in
>this literally doesn't end
send help
>3 weeks of wild 'balancing' to prep for season 2
>>151398753
No it's a joke about Reddit crying for Genji nerfs
>>151394960
Play him when your brain tumor is causing problems with your ability to think.
When should I be amping up my Speed Boost as Lucio?
>>151398892
le gid gud meme when his q wipes the hole team even in higher ranks
>>151393658
>Mercy has lots of thing related to pistol + heal
>Yet she only fucking uses one
She needs this shit and she would be a little more useful also allowing her to survive more.
>>151399049
he only does if team helps.
>>151398823
>genji nerf
Only retards want to nerf Genji. Patricians want his counters buffed.
>>151398919
>when you practice with AI and they group at spawn to run in together and work as a team
Practice mode wasn't supposed to make me depressed.
>>151399012
Only to start engagements and only if your team is coordinated enough. Speed boosting everyone through a choke is highly effective.
You should also amp up your speedjams if there's a situation where people need to quickly reposition during a fight, like if D.Va or Mei ult.
im a rank 55 mei main
am i the best mei on owg
>>151399012
-leaving spawn on KOTH/defense side
-leaving spawn after respawning if the current battle point is far away
-during NERF THIS, help your team to run away
PROTIP: if you just respawned, press tab to see if any of your team is dead and will respawn in a few seconds, wait for them, ESPECIALLY if that's the tank.
>>151399012
when there are no enemies about
during specific ults like mccree's deadeye or ana's nano boost(not always the best choice though)
>>151399185
>hurr let's buff mcree again
No, Genji is a problem and buffing his counters would just unbalance more of the game.
>>151399401
>Winston
>Not needing a slight buff
How about instead of nerfing things you don't like fighting against buff their counters.
>>151399185
>wanting to buff cancer braindead heroes just so you can still play le ebin japan swordman
Absolutely fucking not. I love this meta atm, at least the heroes actually take some degree of skill.
When defence hereos become meta this game will decline into the depths of hell.
Has anyone played games with a group of people with weather names like Wind, Hail and Ice?
>>151399401
revert mccree's fan the hammer
>>151399310
>liliana
That's a weird name for a boy.
>>151399492
>characters should have only one viable counter so every game is forced to have the same comp!
Dumb.
>>151396472
>>151397107
>>151394508
I got Tracer, Tornbjorn and Lucio skins but I dont want them, I only want ZARYAAAA
>>151399498
gay names
>>151397858
S-source?
>>151399667
ggnore
Currently unrated. What chance have I of getting rank 65+ in barely a week?
>>151399401
Mei, Torbjörn and Symmetra.
The fact that you considered buffing McCree shows how dumb about this game you are.
Alright /owg/, I need help.
Someone talk me out of getting gold guns onBastion.
>>151398262
>complaining about Winston
>even though people who play this game for a living use him more than Roadhog or D.Va
How do i get more average energy? It seems like when my teammates need the bubble i can never actually give it out.
>>151399779
Do you play solo? Very unlikely unless you were born with four leaf clover sticking out of your ass.
>>151399808
In what universe are mei or torb counters to Genji when he can double jump and is literally a direct counter to turrets?
>>151399779
Depends on how good you are. If you're great at the game you'll place there or just under and you'll be there before the end of the day.
Source: I ranked at 60 and 3stacked up to 66 in like 10 games the day comp released.
>>151399779
I solo queued for my placement and got 68.
So its possible if you dont blow i guess, but good luck now that everyone is tryharding for 65.
>>151399915
they had a torb and you only had 33% average energy?
you should play someone else
>>151399915
Your teammates can take a couple hits, it's actually better for you to let them get roughed up a little before placing your shield on them. Pretty much guarantees you a bit of energy and it builds your healer's ult faster than just simply blocking the damage outright.
I just played a game that had 0 Genjis.
>>151400140
He only switched to torb at the end of the game.
>>151398318
>>151398448
>>151398571
He's not entirely wrong though. There's still a lot of hooks that shouldn't/should happen because of 20 ticks.
>>151400163
>finally get in a game with 0 Genji
>jokes on me, we are attacking and the enemy has two bastions
Who could bear such a burden... IT MUST BE MINE
>60 minutes total genji gameplay
>blocked average is off the charts on overbuff
>>151392038
>>151393083
Maybe his hair was blonde in that picture so it still looks pretty light in that photo?
>>151400163
I played one that had two
on attack
with no tank or healer
>>151399674
first 2 clips: http://rule34hentai.net/post/list/Pharah/1
>>151399185
Buffering his counters just lopsides the meta more
>>151399876
>Winston is fine if you have a Zarya bubble and harmony orb while receiving speedboost and if communicating with your competitive 70+ players and if the enemy has a Genji and if you aren't discorded at the time and if there's not a reaper in the area and if the enemy tanks don't ever engage you and if everything goes your way
That's fucking great. How about making him good for the rest of the people that don't play in tournaments?
>>151400112
>I solo queued for my placement and got 68.
haha sure there buddy, first week there was only 10 people after placements
>>151400163
I don't think i've had a game without a hanzo or widowmaker.
Reminder that nowhere has Blizzard ever said that future heroes won't become unlockables that you have to find in loot boxes.
>I just want to practice and get ready for competitive by playing QP
>I literally have to play lucio because he's way too good and no one else in my low level games does
>this gives me 2 options
>play lucio and don't get good at any other hero
>don't play lucio and spend the entire game stuck in the spawn or walking back because we have no support
>either way I can't learn because I'm either lucio or dead
help
>>151400589
>balance the game for shitters
that wont make anything OP, rite?
>>151400641
They did say that every new map and hero will be free.
You should be able to find rank upgrades in loot boxes.
>>151400668
Just go do some aim training with McCree and go into comp after like 3 months of practice and become the actual guy from Marty Robbin's 'Big Iron'
>>151400768
You do realize you can be in the top 500 without playing in insular tournaments with special snowflake rules and map bans, right?
>>151400593
>first week
So when did i say i placed in the first week?
I didnt even play comp for the first 3 weeks.
Im guessing you placed low though.
>>151399779
JustsoloQ Junkratand come out on top after placements. I mean, unless you're bad.
>practicing Widow in QP
>it's Hanamura defense
>run into a 6-stack
>they have a Hanzo and Widowmaker
>headshot Hanzo as he's wallclimbing
>kill Widowmaker as she's trying to get back up there
>they keep trying to engage me after that
>the Widowmaker kills me once and the Hanzo never kills me
>>151400303
20 ticks is only impactful if you used an escape ability. 20 ticks has nothing to do here.
>>151400768
>Anyone who isn't the .0001 percent that plays tournaments is a shitter
Are you fucking high?
>>151400980
So what you're saying is that i should play junkrat in every game?
>sudden death
>1:35 min for attack
>enemy has torbjorn bastion mercy
>youre rank 50
guaranteed_loss.txt
"if you win tournaments with your hacks it's ok, don't be hacking in quickplay though"
t. blizzard
>Play as Zarya in KOTH
>There is a Winston in my team
>He leads the charge and he jumps into/behind the enemy squad
>I bubble him for free energy
I genuinely love winstons that do their job!
>>151395492
i want to murder you in real life after stabbing 47 times and bleeding you out i'll crush your testicles with a sledgehammer and you're going to love it you fucking piece of shit nigger cunt die
>>151400804
They also said that summer games skins and loot boxes are free so that doesn't mean anything
When i sit on the toilet me balls touch the water i'm afraid i might flush em, what should i do?
>>151401149
>Zarya giving bubbles
>KOTH
It's the only time Winston is good desu.
>>151401307
You can earn the new map *FREE* with loot crates! Aren't we cool for giving you this new map *FREE* with our awesome totally *FREE* loot crate system?FREE
>>151401307
Where's the quote for that?
Reminder that getting your gold guns for Reaper - so he's throwing them away constantly - is the only power move
>Missing 1 (ONE) Summer Loot Crate item
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. Some of these better be able to purchase with Coins after the games are over. My OCD can't handle missing just one of them. I even finally got Zarya's other Legendary skin.
I'm only missing Lucio's football spray :(
I cant believe ive been posting on /owg/ for this long and no one realized im a redditor!
>>151401597
UpsetMcCree.jpg
>>151399495
Didn't Blizzard say that they won't buff defence heroes much?
>>151401587
>Post yfw they release new hereos and maps that are unlockable in "seasonal lootboxes" which is okay because it's """""ABSOLUTELY FREE"""""
i can't stand junkrat players he's so blatantly overpowered he's even picked in pro matches
>>151400874
But I don't want to practice aim, I want to practice using certain heroes within team comps to do their jobs.
>>151401083
Yes.
>>151401098
>had this happen in my first comp match outside of placements, in Numbani
>we won because they tunnel visioned towards the point and didn't check the flank
And that's how I narrowly avoided being stuck below 50Instead I'm stuck in 54
>>151401660
> Some of these better be able to purchase with Coins after the games are over
Maybe next year cuck
>>151401660
nah once its over they will be gone, blizzard loves their exclusive shit dude
>>151401784
Yes
>Getting bastion and widow shitters on my team just after they got access to competitive
Elo hell exists
>>151401083
why is anubis still in the game
>>151402018
>>151401893
Ok brothers my junking starts today.
>level 580 shithead bashes others in quickplay for picking low-competitive-usage "toons"
>they've been Ana, solo healer, the entire round
>>151400908
yep, 55, but after a week I got to 76 soloq. When KoTH was bugged, I played 8 koths, I won all of them in placements, but I lost 2 payloads
>>151401990
The joke is that they keep being bastion and widowmaker shitters way into competitive as well.
>>151402113
>>151402018
Enjoy forever being doomed to mediocre ranks with your shitty crutch hero for faggots.
>>151401989
>tfw you will never see torby baby be gud
>>151401587
right here:
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747905428?page=7
>The event has a ton of *ABSOLUTELY FREE* content available to all players for *FREE*. The idea is play the game and get free, cool, rare stuff for the next 3 weeks. Yes, you can buy loot boxes but you also earn them for free... just by playing.
"free" means something different to Jeff Kaplan than most players (or maybe it's just "*FREE*" and "*ABSOLUTELY FREE*")
>>151402018
I hope you know how to snipe Pharah.
>>151402237
Git gud, scrub.
>>151402435
Oh foolish anon. I already did. Which is why I don't need to play junkrat.
>>151402237
git gud
>>151402286
the community will tear them a new one so big that they will undo any plans they might have of pulling such a stunt
they got a lot of flak for the summer skins and those were minor things
also, having every hero available to every player is one of their core game concepts as explicitely mentioned by them before
>it's evening
>you sit down
>you just want to have a relaxing game
>fire up overwatch
>queue quick match
>but no.
>it's THIS FUCKER AGAIN
>a level 400+, rank 60-70 genji maining retard intent on ruining any fun to be had
>this happens 9 out of 10 times
>apparently they get their rank and then suck their own cock in quickplay nonstop
getting really fucking tired of this game to be honest.
>>151402286
>time wasted is still $0
>>151394831
played on a potato
>>151402429
a good junkrat will know how
I've tried to setup Ana practice range in custom game right now and couldn't pick an AI character. The only available option was "Recommended". Is that a bug or did Blizz actually removed that feature?
>>151402286
I think it's pretty clear with these both posts that the actual gameplay affecting assets will be unlocked for everyone right when they're released. Skins and sprays will remain loot box exclusive.
So far we have only got Ana but I expect the same treatment for future content too.
>>151399648
Sorry, I got them back to back :(
>>151402237
muh tryhard
>>151402429
Isn't that where you jump with the mine and shoot and punch?
>>151402286
I caved in and bought 50 loot boxes which had sprinter tracer and my UK player icon in them which was all I wanted so I got off of Mr. Kaplan's *ABSOLUTELY FREE* free ride only £30 out.
>>151401660
It's not fair....
>>151402569
if you were really good, you'd be able to make junkrat work and do fine
>>151402018
keep up the goo
>>151401660
How many boxes did that take?
Posting because it hasn't been posted yet and every general needs it.
>>151402654
Just give him the german hammer.
>>151402834
good work anon* >>151402018
>>151391735
>"balancing" a balanced hero because you're a shitter
Pic related
>tfw been 3-2 in my placements for 3 weeks now
I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm sure I'm gonna get placed sub 45.
>>151402709
Working here
>grogs who talk trash in whispers then block
what
>>151402821
I got both Zarya skins, and the McCree skin, the Genji skin, the Torbjorn skin and the shitty Tracer skin
Got neither of the Lucio skins, nor the good Tracer skin
>>151402737
>I think it's pretty clear with these both posts that the actual gameplay affecting assets will be unlocked for everyone right when they're released.
I disagree, I would have agreed before the summer event because I also would have agreed with the statement "All future cosmetics that we find in loot boxes will alternatively be available with coins to prevent players from being eternally screwed over by the RNG" but that statement turned out to be false in relation to cosmetics that were also made time-limited.
nobody post hana song
>>151394864
> play HS on a tiny ass screen
> Thought this entire time that SP was a ghost facing left. The purple fire in her left hand is her hair.
> Her right horn is her left hand.
Mind blown.
>>151402943
>>151402821
>I got one skin for one character and one player icon for only 75% of the cost of the entire base game
you got ripped off.
>>151403159
>>151402831
And for those who probably are going to ask. I don't have Lucio's achievement that he has to kill 3 people while skating in a row and I don't Zen's kill 4 (or 5) with discord.
Haven't played him since the buff though.
>>151403317
>>151403226
Spidey kisses with amelie!
>>151403109
But that's only about cosmetics being available with coins. I think they had planned of timed exclusive skins like the summer event. Just bad communication on their part. I think it's cool to have rare stuff that might be available once a year.
>>151402682
Jesus why not just upgrade? That would kill my eyes playing like that.
>carried to 70 playing only lucio/mercy
>mfw when im forced to play an offensive role
>>151402913
306? Maybe 304.
>see people getting upwards of 50 eliminations in a match
>the most I've ever got was 30
Is competitive just completely different from QP with way more action or something? How are people getting 50+ eliminations in a single game?
>it's a McCree potg where you undershot your flashbang, missed 6 times then deadeyed.
>>151403649
You play 3-5 games in a comp match.
>>151403649
it's easy to hit 50 elims in a koth match playing dps. also the elims can be misleading since like 20 damage can count you an elimination.
>earth shatter with a reaper and get a team kill
>potg is d.va killing off two very low hp people that others whittled down
>use transcendence several times to save team from dying
>potg is me shoving balls up one guys ass and getting a discord assist
I could live to be 100 and not understand how the potg system works.
>>151403649
You have to play both sides on payload and koth can last 5 rounds so you get way more dmg and elims
>>151403517
Noone will ever hate you for instapicking lucio.
When I instapick mccree or genji on the other hand...
>>151403649
I'm rank 45 and 50+ elims happen when the game goes on long and you're playing a character good at tagging kills like tracer ime.
Lena Oxton
>>151403159
>>151397107
I feel like the Zarya one has a lower chance than all the others, I've been chasing it for 33 levels now and still haven't gotten it, I've gotten sprinter, nihon, muricree, and takeugi, but not the zarya one, and it really feels hopeless honestly, I've still been hanging on to my credits in hope they make them purchasable. Also it feels like I've been getting duplicates and coin drops way more frequently than before the event.
>>151403876
I had a few potg's where I was just running around shooting at people, didn't even kill anyone.
>>151397107
Chasing the Lucio Highlight.
>>151403159
>>151391656
They should just come out with an Excel sheet with all the characters, their sexualities, and their past partners. This will settle things. You all know the devs already thought about that when creating the characters. They are fat, basement dwelling neckbeards just like us.
>>151403504
>just bad communication
That's what they'll be saying next year, "we always intended for some heroes to be rarely seen because it's so exciting to encounter an enemy with abilities you don't quite understand, like a rare boss spawn!"
>playing comp
>attack on Kings Row as Rein
>they're holding us pretty good on the first point, good team make up of Roadhog, Mercy, Torj etc.
>Our team makes a push, forces a tight group to the attacker's left of Mondatta statue
>see an opening and charge in, take out their Mercy, push off Hog and a Parah
>B-line for the point, enemy team panics and follows me
>I get rekt in seconds, but punched a big enough hole in their line for my team to pour in and overwhelm them
>we go on to win the match
Precision German engineering, frauliens.
>>151403876
>D.Va kills five people with her ult and then shoots the last person for a team kill
>potg is me as Lucio bumping three people off a cliff
>>151404481
>Cosplays the skin that will cover him the most in order to hide his ugly virginity
>Still looks like a fat virgin beta neckbeard
Anyone got any good mccree mystery man cosplays? It's my fav skin
>play lucio on attack
>win
>play lucio on koth
>win
>play lucio on defense
>win__
>>151403508
I'm on vacation with a laptop.
It runs like a dream strangely enough.
>won 70% of games since placements
>30 games later
>1 rank higher
this game can actually go fuck itself it's nearly impossible to go up
Why does D.va have the marks on her face?
>>151404630
My favorite thing about reinhardt's charge is that when you get someone and kill them, you end up behind enemy lines and they all start targeting you, so I run away in a corridor or something and there is like, 2-4 people chasing me while my teammates are getting on the point. I die anyways but I dent them a bit and it is worth it.
>>151404841
env kills>>obj res>obj kills>regular multikills kills=multi res outside of objectives>lifesaver/sharpshooter/shutdown
I think this is the priority list, or something similar
>>151404630
>Good team make up of *lists shit tier heroes*
>>151404896
That's mostly because he's wearing it wrong
You can see his nose, if he was covering his nose and cheeks, like he should be for that skin, he'd look significantly less fat and stupid
>lucio "players"
the hero plays itself, what do they think they're exactly doing?
>>151404969
I always thought to make her look like a kittycat, cute streamer or something else along those lines.
I hate this game, if you're the best you can't win the game because your team will still be garbage, it doesn't reward skill at all.
>lose 2-3 on Ilios
>had a Widowmaker who did absolutely nothing
>we have 4 cards and the winners have zero
>Widow has nothing
I am not supernatural. I do not believe in faith. But when a teammate goes Widow on KOTH and contributes nothing, there is nothing left to do other than lose. You have won too many times. The matches must be even. You WILL get a sniper or other useless defense character when you do not need them. They will not switch. They do not care about their rank; they want you to lose yours.
There is nothing you can do about it.
>>151404997
>get behind enemy's
>they all turn to me
>put up shield and start backing into corner
>they all group up together as I make the area around me tighter
>HAMMER DOWN
>>151405097
Not dying like any good support
>>151405186
If you're the best and your team is shitters, you don't have an advantage over a team of all shitters
Anyone else feel like the game was better when McCree was in virtually every game a week or so after launch?
D.Va being almost impossible to kill front-on in a quick match with strangers really is one of the worst things in the game for me.
>>151405186
It's a casual game what did you expect? It's going to be absolutely full of mechanics that allow even the worst players to do "okay" and get a few kills every once in a while.
I love Talon Tracer
What competitive rank are you guys?
>>151405186
>ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
Remember kids: the only thing constant in those teams is (You)
I literally can't win one single game when playing ana, wtf is going on
shouldn't it be 50% ?
>>151405418
Got to 60. Been afraid to hit the soloQ button ever since.
>>151405424
That's not the point, a game that rewards skill would allow you to easily carry even if your team is fucking retarded.
>>151405363
No
Fuck you
No
>trying to learn the cancerous weeb man
>do well with him in qp getting gold in elims and obj kills most matches
>can never seem to do anything with him in ranked
>playing reinhardt
>ana ults me
>mei frost+sym turrets ensure I can barely fucking move
>ana nerd screaming in mic
Still killed half their team after the ult ended.
Anyone got any general Zarya tips to git gud?
I already know:
>play aggressive when barrier is off cooldown
>play passive when barrier is on cooldown
>use explosion most of the time
>use beam to target single enemies
>barrier friendlies who are rushing or low on health
I guess my main question is on a Macro level what do I need to be focusing on? What's her main objective?
Do I need to be focusing on area denial like a big, weaker, junkrat? Do I need to be staying on the point holding it for as long as possible like a Rein with a shittier shield?
Post Zarya tips.
>rein keeps dropping his shield and charging only to die right away
>ana never heals
>mercy goes from healing you to running away the first sign of a fight
Who else loves the smell of pulse ammunitions in the morning?
>>151403876
>As Mercy, pewpew a Pharah in the middle of JUST-ing
>Guardian Angel into the 3 teammates she killed
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>Ult+shutdown, surely POTG
Nope
>Mcree leftclicks 6 times
>Misses 3 shots
>Picks off 3 low-hp characters standing on the payload
???
>>151405418
Placed >46 went down to 38 now I'm 48
I think I'll be able to get into the 50's before the season endsI think
the 30's was something
holyshit i just realized this is the only normal zyra skin HOLYSHIT.
>>151403041
Okay, thanks. Restarted the game and it popped back. An odd bug.
>>151405561
I hate McCree
I like D.Va
but unkillable tank characters is probably worse than dying in one hit.
Is this exclusive to reddit or is the fanbase always like this?
>>151405619
>that third one
I fucking hate this shit, healer will be stuck to me when i don't need it but as soon as i take damage they fly to someone else.
>tfw all i want is the widowmaker skin and maybe the pose
>tfw not gonna get it
blizzard is JEWS, there is no reason this summer games stuff shouldn't be craftable
>>151405767
Her Russian Army ones are normal Zarya.
>>151405326
even better when you run in a corridor and they are all nice and tight.
>>151405515
I started at 39 out of placements and have climbed to 70.
Just queue homie. You already got the end of season points for hitting 60 once so you might as well keep trying to climb to 65 before season end
What do you do as Rein when trying to attack the point with literally no one flanking the bastion/torb/junkrat combo? Switch hero?
>>151405684
>tfw not american
>tfw you'll never know this feeling
>>151405418
Placed low 50's, and now I'm at 64. That gold weapon is mine.
>>151405792
All fanbases have crazy autists. Don't tell me you haven't seen those on 4chan
>>151405418
Placed 60, currently 70. Career high of 72.
>>151405914
Keep blocking and get an easy card for 20k+
>get into game
>attack/koth
>pick widowmaker
>miss 99% of shots
>have 0 objective time
>have less than 1000 damage
>lose game
>look at the aftermath of what just happened and decide to do it again
Literally how do these people go through everyday life? How has darwinism not ended them?
>opened 15 summer crates so far
>only epic/legendary I've gotten is the roadhog medal victory pose
>want Zarya skins
>event half over already
this shit's frustrating as all motherfuck
>>151406021
Surprisingly, no. I've found 4chan to be the more normal board compared to reddit.
>>151405914
>mcree-tries-to-shoot-speed-boost-lucio.gif
>38 player icons
>not a single one I actually want to use
>>151405864
only because they cover her head
>>151406164
I think maybe you're the one who's retarded, people can't get better without practice you moron.
I JUST WANT BRITAIN TRACER
WHY DOES IT KEEP GIVING ME ORANGE TRACER
REEEEEEEEEE
>>151405598
It debends on what level you are playing ,but assuming you aren't above rank 70 or so, your main goal should be to output as much DPS as possible while not overextending and gathering ults as fast as you can. You should improve your aim tracking and shoot people with the beam until you get low on ammo then expect 5 or so ammo instead of the usual drained 25 for a right-click. This way you will maximize your DPS and your ults will be gathered much faster.
If you are in the ranks where Zen is prevalent you should try to purge discord off of priority targets as often as you can, and dip behind your second tank (Rein, D.va, w/e) whenever your barrier is on CD.
You have the potential to be the highest DPS on your team and set up brutal kill combos. This is what you should be doing while playing smart, not dying, and preventing teammate deaths with smart shields. You cna use the right-click to deny an area if the enemy is staying at range, but once the engagement is on, you need to dip in and out while maximizing your damage instead of staying back. You are not a main tank, however, so spending a lot of time on the objective without hiding often will get you killed fast.
>>151405906
>>151405946
What heroes did you use for your climbs? I play mostly Lucio and it feels like I can help a lot but can't do much if our DPS players just aren't getting kills.
Roadhog is thicc! T H I C C!
>>151406289
I think lore wise they're also blonde, because Zarya got drafted straight out of her weightlifting career.
>>151405418
40
next season I vow to climb to 60, minimum, because the rank 35-45 hell I experienced, I wouldn't wish it on anyone
never again
>>151406410
roadhog anmated short when?
>tfw you're mercy and you keep the whole squad alive 99% of the time and they don't upvote you at the end of the game
>>151406320
>tfw you get britain tracer and she's the one character you never play
>>151406492
>Roadhog and Junkrat holding chekov's gun
>But no here's a short about a robot that sat in the dirt for like 50 years
>>151402943
>tfw will never warm up this smug qt
>>151397107
Literally all I want is Reapers voiceline
>Had an ana almost every game
>they're never good
>they never heal
>they never switch
This is dreadful.
>>151406492
Kaplan said he'd love like an 8 week miniseries about Junkrat and Hogman
>>151406492
Our day will come.
What do you think of D.Va's Worst Korea skin?
>Placed at 54
>More or less stayed at that rank for the majority of the season
>Huge lose streak last week that kicks me to 47
>Stuck in shitter hell where people play Bastion, Mei, Hanzo, and Torbjörn
How do I climb out of shitter hell?
>tfw OW reached 15 million players but you're still playing on your own every fucking day because you can't find no one to play with
so whats the best skin of the rio summer memes?
all the legendaries seems quite weak
>winston POTG
Well, there's a first time for everything
>>151403243
>>151404067
>>151404427
if you're gonna post hana song, at least post her thong.
>>151406860wanna partner up anon? im on a losing streak myself from 58 to 53. Lucio main here
>>151406789
Why live
>>151406405
insta picked zenyatta/lucio every game. occasionally roadhog if we need tanks
just play the 2/2/2 meta and you can get 65+ easy
>playing zarya
>mccree, genji, pharah on my team
>still end up top damage
>>151396623
I'm sure he's a twitch drone.
>>151406949
only thing I want is Champion Zarya
without the option to use credits that isn't enough to make buying boxes worth it and grinding them is slow so i'm instead just going to shitpost on all forms of social media about how Blizzard are capitalist pigs.
>>151406902
>15 million players
>End up facing the same premade team 3 times in a row, and again the next day and the day after
It sucks being in the top percentile. only 10% of players are above 62%. The only people I know that play Overwatch are above 62%. Where the fuck are the rest?
>>151406949
N I H O N
WHY IS THERE NO KOTH QUEUE YET
FUCK THESE 2 CP MAPS
i've been raging for hours but apparently i've been muted for 7 hours now
kinda nice i'm ok with this i can rage as much as i want and all i'll get is muted and not banned this is actually really sweet
>nanoboosting an ulting Genji
>1 (one) kill then die like a bitch
I didn't even know this was possible.
>>151406696
Oh shit I forgot Junkrat stole some highly valuable relic.
>>151405363
>>151405779
Unkillable? Literally switch to Zarya nigga, there's nothing Dva can fo about it, Zarya easily counters her even with no charge
>oh shit its 2 epins!
>3 dupes
>Americree was literally the only epic I fucking had from the summer games.
t-thanks blizzord.
What did they do to mind break her?
>>151406949
D.Va's is probably the best skin available for her right now.
Mccree is pretty good looking.
The rest are garbage.
>>151406963
>Winston POTG
>Its just him snagging some tick damage off some people while an actual DPS gets the killing blows
>>151406405
I don't recommend trying to climb with Lucio, although it just might be that I'm bad since others have had success with him. Try using Zen and a couple of tanks, that's what got me the most success.
>>151406949
Lucio's Selecao.
It was one of the first ones I got also.
>>151406538
i always upvote good healers
>>151407054
>Playing as Zarya
>Genji, Bastion and Zenyatta on my team
>4 gold medals
>We won
It felt so bad, yet so good
>>151407432
Is 42% of the damages taken good ?
>>151407432
this, they played the character you didn't want to so that you could play a fun character without fucking your teamcomp. they deserve an upvote just for picking the boring character.
>>151407302
It's Blizzard. So they probably attached something to her head, reprogramed her, and went on their merry way. Maybe the tactical visor is what keeps her conditioned. We have never seen her without that thing on her head.
>>151394754
This with season 2 info coming next week confirms we will have 60 THICK on season 2. Hopefully they will now prevent 60s from getting matched with 70s and team average faggotry.
High five animation when
Too many teamkills or combos with randoms that deserver a slap.
>>151405598
about ult:
-don't ult by yourself, unless you are against total shitters. Ask your team for tact visior/whole hog/pulse bomb/rip-tire/similar
-be careful about what you pull in. If you pull in zen/rein/d.va they can fuck you up, however it doesn't matter if the engines are already started or they have a pulse bomb stuck on them
-sometimes you can use it to screw with the enemy, for example in defending against a final push trap the enemy zen only to force him to ult or die so he will not be able to help his team
-enemy junkrat/pharah/symmetra webcams/turrets are your allies, put on the shield a suck in some damage then melt them
-your ult is a projectile, and can be blocked by D.Va def matrix
>>151407302
They plugged her hair into Lucio's hair and drained all her good vibes into him. It's why Lucio is preternaturally cheery while Widow is just the opposite.
>>151400885
>>151401050
Because you cant orb/speedboost and bubble a harambe in top500?
If you cant see whats going on around you and help them accordingly, ur probably a shitter, top 500 or not.
>>151397107
I'm buying 50 crates next Friday after I get paid. I hope I get lucky.
>won two comp matches because the other team had a toxic retard on it
So this is the other side
>>151407556
But Zenyatta and Lucio are really fun
Zenyatta can fucking melt people with discord orbs and while Lucio hits like a wet noodle, his push and wallride are great fun to mess around with
>>151407054
>>151407501
Isn't that normal for Zarya?Well not the damage part.
I almost always get gold elims, obj elims, and obj time, but while I'll start in golden damage all it takes is a couple of Graviton Surges for the DPS to abuse and overtake me.
Also
>Friend wants to quick match
>End up into a group that is going all Zarya
>Figure why not and do it as well
>In the time it takes for me to get two Graviton Surges ONE of the other Zaryas just got their first one
How are people so bad at russian?
>looking up Overwatch on pornhub
>>151407565
>>151407302
Definitely not the tactical visor.
They had already reprogrammed her when they let the good guys find her and help Gerard bring her back home. After killing him, they fitted her with the visor, tattoo, lowered heart rate and equipment. If there was any other programming, probably to do with who her bosses, fellow operatives, and codes are.
>Lose one round
>All my teammates except me leave
REEEEEEE
>>151394960
He is very situational, good to get rid of snipers, genjis and breaking frontlines, but this last one is useless if your team is not backing you up, as /owg/ always says get mobile, as soon as you get your jump available again get the funk out and regroup with your team
>>151407865
Yeah, how is Blizzards crusade on removing all overwatch porn? Are they still doing that?
>>151393994
Genji can blade dash right out of Zarya ult and due to tick rate it's extremely difficult for Zarya to put damage on him while he's jumping around like coked up kangaroo
>>151407865
>watching porn at all
>>151407910
This was only her first mission. Maybe she needs it to stay conditioned and for it not to wear off. She clearly has some glimpses of old Amelie considering how she responds to Ana's comment about her Husband, and her whispering his name when she gets healed.
>>151407964
>Are they still doing that?
Not sure. I doubt they'll succeed. Look how well it turned out for Bioshock Infinite
>>151406860
If your problem is bastion, mei and TB then you belong in the shitter hell, which is actually lower than where you are.
>>151407964
Wait, they tried to do that? What a hilarious gesture. I just got done saving several angles of Mercy fucking Widowmaker's mouth.
>>151407932
>all of the enemy team ragequit except for one zenyatta
>My team bullied him in the spawn
That is not nice.
>>151407972
You're so fucking cool.
Does Genji not have a hurtbox during his ult? it's like he gets even smaller
>>151407932
>enemy team blows all their ults on a push
>counter them and kill all of them
>five of their players leave within seconds
I felt sorry for the last guy who just hung around since they still had a few minutes left on the clock. At least we helped him get an achievement or two for ult kills.
>>151408115
I think he was complaining that he had shit picks ON HIS TEAM.
>>151408107
of course it will never succeed. Them trying to remove it brought more attention to it and incited people to make more porn of it out of spite.
how do I git gud with any?
I feel like i'm not doing enough to help my team when I use her.
>>151408250
and the other 3 probably weren't tanks or healers
>enemy d.va uses ultimate
>explodes before the last beep
did they not sync the sound?
>>151408363
The secret is toswap to Zen or Lucio, you dumb waifufag
>>151407271
I would MURDER for that lootbox, fuck.
>>151407041
Is there a way to get people to play the 2/2/2 with Lucio+Zen as support meta every match without sounding rude?
>>151408363
Don't play her like a sniper, play her like Mercy, in the mid range. Your rifle unscoped is good, and your abilities work better up closer where you're less likely to miss.
>>151402831
Jesus, this is giving me a boner.
You can pretty much unlock the remaining things with cuckcoins, unless they are summer items.
>get decent accuracy with Reaper most of the time
>can't hit with Torb's m2 to save my life
It needs a buff and fast.
>get all skins from the event except Mcree and Diva
>despite not really liking/playing the characters, get a strong urge them to get them
Fuck me, i don't have jew genes, so i'll probably get fucked by having such lust for skins when i should be happy for getting all the ones i really wanted.
>>151408097
>stay conditioned and for it not to wear off
>glimpses of old Amelie
Maybe.
I JUST WANT TO BUY MY COUNTRIES PLAYER ICON FUCK YOU BLIZZARD.
>>151407964
They stopped a while ago. They just hired a shitty reputation company for launch SEO
>>151406331
>>151407578
Awesome, thanks for the tips.
I'm in the upper 40's low 50's level right now, and have about 2 hours on Zarya so I'm still trying to learn her in QP.
My main struggle is getting kills. I usually find myself over-extended or alone and dying while trying to snag a kill.
>>151408140
they were only targeting the sfm stuff that used ripped versions of the official models.
>>151406492
>tfw he won't ever get a solo one without junkrat
maybe in like 5 years we'll get a series going in to the origins of each character and we'll get one of him detailing how he went from mako ruteledge to roadhog.
>>151407964
>>151408107
>>151408140
They were mostly DMCA'ing the ones that were getting top hits on non-porn searches.
They didn't actually try to go after anyone, as much as they were trying to keep the top google results on their site and approved advertisements, since for about a week before and after launch googling some overwatch terms brought up porn within 10 results of the overwatch website.
>>151408115
I was complaining that they were on my team, anon.
>>151408725
I mean, i get that you're whining about not being able to buy summer games items, but even if you could buy summer games shit you wouldn't be able to buy your country's player icon.
>>151408608
>The only hero with which I can aim accuratly is Lucio
JUST
>>151408725
>not using the icon of different country
>>151408640
>get all skins from the event except Mcree and Diva
those are the best skins
>>151408827
I mean I get you thought I was just whining about one thing, but like you've missed the point, in which there's like more than one problem in that you should be able to buy player icons like aswell.
>>151408919
I think Nihon and Americree are the best. Do people actually like Pepsi D.Va?
>>151406963
>get quadra kill with D.Va ult
>potg is winston tickling all of them whilst my bomb gets the actual kills
>>151409020
>hit q
>expects potg
>>151408816
>>151408802
That makes more sense. Good for them.
Although, I hear Widowmaker's ass was debuffed. Is there an SFM with it? I could use some Mercy, too.
>>151408996
I think it makes pilot D.Va cute but there are other skins that do more for the mech
>Decide to leave if Hanzo and Genji get taken 0 seconds in
>This happens
It's fucking quick play, what the hell?
>it's a NERF THIS episode
I WISH THEY WOULD
>>151409127
No one likes leavers scrub
>>151408750
I know its popular to hate on streamers in here, but I think it would do you good to watch people like Lassiz stream. He is in top 500 right now and you can watch how he deals with the dipping in and out, damage output, and target focus. He doesn't talk much so there isn't much entertainment, but it's a good stream if you want to see some solid Zarya gameplay.
>>151405418
Placed at 55, dropped to 53, climbed up to 63.
Going from 63 to 64 and back again. I just want to get to 65. This shit is aggravating as fuck.
>mfw my friend got placed at 57 and now he's in 43
>he's "me ooga, team booga" incarnate
He even complains about me not playing comp with him. I'm like "nigga, you gotta get to 55 AT LEAST"
>>151409127
you're meant to suffer, it's been written anon
>>151408996
nihon is fucking awful
>>151408725
>BUY
*speaks through large nose*
But the content is *ABSOLUTELY FREE* as in *FREE*.
>>151409127
Welcome to overwatch shithead buy boxes stay in losing games and shut the fuck up.
t. jeff kaplan
>Blizzard in charge of servers
>>151409082
what's wrong with that? 90% of ults are Qs. Only retards think that ults don't need skill.
>>151407271
I just want the tracer skin I've opened like 20 boxes and most of what I've got has been dupes instead, if they allowed I would outright buy it to not have to deal with this loot box shit, this whole event has just been one massive example of blizz's jewery
>>151409127
Play with AI if you don't want to deal with it
>>151409223
no one likes hanzo either faggot why isnt there a hanzo penalty
>>151409097
She was debuffed like pre release and you could see the old model during some old trailer. Used to have a real donkey booty
How do people who got placed at 55+ manage to drop into the 40s? How does that happen?
>>151409336
Incorrect
>>151409486
bad teammates and leavers will do that for any player
>>151409127
You can leave before setup without a penalty. Why aren't you leaving during hero select?
>>151409486
they pick mei
>>151409486
The math for placing is different than w/l (dps favored, supports get cucked). People did placements with stacks. They got carried and fell to their true rank
>>151409486
because they weren't meant to be at 55, they got carried in their placement games so they get sent back down to where they belong with the rest of the shitters.
post cute
>>151409223
>>151409379
>Start game
>It's 2 symmetras on Numbani attack
>Leave
>Get into the same game, except on the other team
>Symmetras placing ther Teleportes on the cliffs
>Endless crying and shitting on each other in the chat
You stay salty Hanzo mains though.
>>151408608
His shotgun is not hitscan. Slightly lead your targets. Unless you are LITERALLY in their face (0m).
>>151409635
>>151409350
A basic practice for systems exposed to the internet is to discard ping from WAN side for security reasons, you can find this option even in your router.
>>151396007
Is that Thom Yorke?
>>151409759
>>151409635
>click click
What?
>>151409570
I am most the time.
This one I waited a bit so maybe someone will have a second thought on Hanzo&Widow on attack.
Help me famalam. How do I know whether I'm actually as good as I think I am or if I'm a dunning-kruger shitter?
>>151409886
play solo q competitive
>>151409886
Do you think your current rank is right? If yes you're fine if not you're a shitter.
>>151409886
how many of your sentries are placed on the ground?
do you switch out when you fall back to the second objective?
>>151409635
Those fucking glasses
>>151409732
That makes sense. Thanks.
>>151408363
you are a mid range "sniper"
When your team turns the corner you should be with them, shooting into team fights, tossing your grenades and sleeping any ults coming your way.
>>151391285
torb accidentally calls him the equivalent of a robot nigger infront of everyone, realizes he's gone too far, bastion contacts HR and they threaten to have torb fired unless he takes a sensitivity course and writes a formal apology to bastion. at first he's in a huff but he eventually learns a little something from his robotic friend. feel good film of the year.
just hit 18
i am about to have a stroke or an aneurysm or something trying to get out of quickplay; just played the third game in a row where everyone gradually trickled in single file to be cut down, our roadhog thought he was pudge, we had a mercy so lacking in situational awareness that she continued to heal the full-health tracer she was latched onto rather than any of the two critical-health players standing IN FRONT OF HER EYES, and we just in general didn't really feel like getting ON the koth point, preferring instead to stand just kind of near it
>>151409635
This is your Tank for tonight
Are D.vas fusion cannons and hand gun the same gold gun purchase?
>>151409993
>how many of your sentries are placed on the ground?
Half
>do you switch out when you fall back to the second objective?
is this a joke? why would any one want to do that
>>151409635
does this count?
>>151391607
apparently Reaper is a defense hero
>>151410141
yes
>>151410182
Shitter, definitely.
>friend buys the game
>he plays nothing but Junkrat and has less than one elim per life as Junkrat
>>151410141
Yes, when you get gold weapons you get the set.
>>151406492
>no short of Roadhog and Junkrat stealing the crown's jewels
FUCK
>>151410182
Good
Horrifically bad
>>151395127
>im going to eat this shit, because it's free!
>>151409486
If you play with friends prior to ranked you inflate your QP MMR and therefore your SR because you'll comunicate and your friends will change heros when needed. There are quite a bunch of 70s that clearly aren't 70s material (or are a one trick poney) and i'd say about 50% of 60s that should be in the 50s or 40s.
It's pretty easy to inflate 10 to 15 ranks by playing with groups. Alternative explanations are inconsistent gameplay or weak mind weak body, aka tilt cucks.
>be rank 77
>sick of ranked's rigid metagame
>go to quickplay to try out some of the shitty but fun characters
>the average team is 2 genji/2 zenyatta/2 dva
>>151410141
Buying Gold Guns is a character unlock. You get the whole set for every skin.
Also, Gold D.Va gets golden joysticks. The more you know.
>play trioqueue with a couple of people I met in quick play for most of the season
>manage to get to 60 after dragging them along on my back when I was playing Zarya and getting all the medals in the world
>go on vacation
>look at their ranks
>they fell to mid 40s
At least now I have an excuse not to play with them and leave them to rot where they belong.
>>151409786
then why am I getting RTT's of 90 and packet loss champ?
If I'm playing Ana and a Mercy gives me a damage boost, do I get a heal bonus if I shoot a teammate?
I dislike everything about Genji. I hate playing as him, I hate playing against him, most of all I hate his goddamn ult. And I hate watching the smug fucks with the carbon fiber skin get every potg.
>>151410621
>tfw my gameplay is inconsistent as fuck
One match I'll get four golds, the next I'll get no medals and our team will be unable to take the first point even though I'm playing the same hero on the same map. It doesn't even seem to be tied to mental state, just random.
>>151410902
>I hate playing as him
Why?
I hate him too but his overtuned kit is fun as hell and I see why mainfags love him
>>151405418
59, just one more level
>>151410725
At least D.va is not meta.
>>151410725
this is what everyone wanted, isn't it so awesome?
>Route 66
>Playing Ana
>No one wants to play Lucio or Zen, swap to Lucio, lose quickly
>Next game
>Kings Row attack
>Immediate Hanzo and Widowmaker picks, they never change or swap out
>Next game
>Volskaya defense
>5 of us have picked, just need a tank, already have Ana and Lucio
>Last pick is the same Widowmaker who picks at 0:00 on the clock
>Put up almost literally no defense, when final point is half taken, our team dead, Widow swaps to Winston
>Goes about as well as expected
>Attack time
>They insta-lock Genji
These games were all average 60~
Fuck me this gets annoying
>>151410902
>Winston is the only class mobile enough to touch Genji with a weapon that ignores his reflect
>He's only good for stalling Genji at higher levels of play and even then he's a liability when not on KOTH
Buff monkey for Genji tears.
>>151410725
You forget that QP is full of people that'll try their hardest because they can't make it in Ranked.
>>151410783
There could be many reasons, all of them are unrelated to the fact that you cannot ping blizzard servers.
Go to pingtest.net and do a test. If the results are shit, then there is a problem with your connection, maybe at home level (check cables, connections, router etc) or if all is OK at your location then at ISP level. You might want to call your ISP.
>Lucio's healing
Jesus christ, I think it needs to be nerfed a bit
>>151411270
Define "try their hardest".
Wanting to win and not going 6 Hanzo is normal.
>>151411164
Just because she's not in tournaments doesn't mean she's not picked at high rates for everyone else.
>>151411384
It's comp.
>genji, d.va, zarya, and zenyatta every single game every single day
>>151411384
He's the only good dedicated healer.
>>151411558
>Dva is annoying as shit
>zen has discord
>Zarya counters Dva and cleanses Discord
Not too surprising. You need a real woman to put little girls in place and a real nationalist to purge Omnic corruption.
>>151391027
I want to fuck that armor.
>>151407336
>tfw got to rank 60 by spamming lucio
>tfw lost 10 games in a row by playing lucio
>>151411384
10k is nothing
they should just buff the other healers capacity for healing
i'd take a nerf to zens discord if it meant he could actually heal a team by himself
>>151411384
>tfw 48% of team damage taken as lucio yesterday
feels good
>>151411846
forgot to mention i also had 0 deaths that same game
>>151410248
>literally all objectives are places where you need to be close to something
>not one of the best heroes since he's incredible at close range
>be me
>playing bastion
>guy goes pharah to counter me
>i go mccree to counter him
>he goes genji to counter me
>genji has no counter
>lose
welp
>>151412025
>Lijang Tower: Garden
>In a 4-man ragtag premade
>2-2 99% both sides
>Overtime
>We wipe the other team
>Our fucking roadhog and lucio gets happy and FUCKING SUICIDE
>As he suicides the enemy Lucio speedboosts on the point (I can see him and try to concussion blast but it was on cooldown)
>He skates on the point till his team revives us
>6v4 on the point, and we are wiped
>We Lose
I literally deleted them all off my friends list for that stupid as fuck play. I was beyond pissed. I had like 55 elims and played my ass off for these idiots to throw it away.
>>151412182
the only answer is to go genji yourself and embrace blizzards vision for the game: the revival of dragon ball z
>>151412285
>Fat
>>>/tumblr/
What am I supposed to do as Genji when I've gotten behind the enemy team and picked off a couple people but my team still can't push past the choke? Is he actually a carry character if you're just a standard annoying flanker and not a god who can win a 1v5 with him?
>>151410210
>>151404969
WAR TATS
>>151412778
>THE DRAGON BECOMES ME
>YOUR CHARGUED GET IN THERE
>Wipe enemy team in literally 3 strikes
>Proceed to rank up
That's what my friend and his gf did to get out 50's and climb to 67
when there's a genji and rein on my team who should I nano?
>>151412778
Harass a bit more. After killing their backline, go throw stars at tanks or other DPS until they get fed up and hunt you. As a frequent Reinhardt, I fucking HATE Genji's that play the keepaway game. I know it's free ult for him, but I can't block him or I get a fistful of McCree and Roadhog in my teams face.
Or, if you're the nasty sort: Focus down one player and even spawncamp them. Tilts are a great way to drag the enemy team down.
>>151410124
Piece ofKAEHK.
>>151412998
Rein. Genji can get the kills already without the boost.
>>151412998
Reinhard while Genji ults. That way, there's no lucky Mercy outjuking anyone and in the ensuing mayhem EVERYONE will die, trust me.
still 38 levels to go until prestige... if i quit now i'd have wasted the time for 32 levels for nothing but if i continue playing 4 levels per day for 11 more days i pretty much want to kms desu
what do?
>heroes never die for a price
What did she mean by this?
>>151413261
Any lootbox you miss could have contained what you wanted famalam :)
>>151413298
She'll get paid in semen after the mission.
>>151413298
She'll be taking your soul once the battle is over
>D.va + Reinhardt on team
>Reinhardt cucks enemy D.va ult and Genji ult
>both cuck S76 ult
Fun game.
>>151413424
>>151413432
What's she getting paid for?
THE WOLF
HUNTS
FORHIS PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Which map is pure shit and why is illios?
>>151413764
Route 66
>>151413764
That's not hanamura garden
>>151413764
every a/d map
gibraltar
>>151413756
Awwooooooooo~
>>151408413
It does? It clearly beeps much faster than before the buff.
>>151413764
Volskya is a big piece of fucking shit, same with route 66
>>151413851
wtf
>>151413764
That's not how you spell Anubis
>>151413764
i hate nepal and illios, both awful maps.
>>151412025
>>151412253
These are lovely
>>151413961
that's what I thought but unless the pitch changed due to the speed up, it seems there's one beep less.
Alright, post more UNDERWATCH
also someone post this every thread for the next 5 days, I'll be fucking off, camping in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
>>151412253
poor reap
>>151413261
I just finished my 20 levels after prestige and got fuckall
How do you beat a competent Genji with 2 healsluts supporting him? I'm sick of seeing this every game.
Who else /boredofcompandwontplayuntilthenewseason/ here
>>151413764
>implying it's not the best map
In Lucioball you can go AFK and do not get kicked. Anybody wanna queue up as 3 and farm XP? Genji#21664
>>151414424
The game's so boring with D.Va so strong.
>>151391735
Dumbshits like this faggot must've got destroyed by scouts in tf2
Overwatch has officially been ruined by Hillary Clinton.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA&ebc=ANyPxKpD7HIFxU_k8WC1lMXGTbjglpC7PqQd4bf8U4aabDj032iX9EpSkDb96t72dJzi4l_2hdB3B7auHdQ5bAsqWtwsAsu0Mg&time_continue=6
>>151414081
Jesus christ, since when were we approaching undertale levels of fucked?
>>151414417
Fight fire with fire, senpai
Anti-Genji is Genji himself
>>151414464
XD Lucio on KOTH is soooo fun!!!
Go away cancer
>got Track & Field Tracer yesterday
>just got Sprinter Tracer now
>just want Americree and nihon Genj
This meta is dogshit
100% pickrate for zen and lucio, almost half the heroes have less than 5% pickrate, KotH is almost mandatory Lucio/Zen/Zarya/Winston, only viable attack heroes are McCree/Genji/Tracer/Reaper
Just gut Zenyatta again and nuke Lucio's speed boost
>>151414464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg
So the best counter to all heroes is positioning, right?
Food for thought
Alot of the balancing issues could be fixed if weapons had longer reload times
Who /DankKushWATCH/ here?
>>151414417
Mei is pretty good vs Genji, also wait for him to ult and kill him after.
Killing him solo? I'd go Mei, if you're with a competent team then it should be easy, just focus him for a few seconds and he's done.
>>151414464
>>151414726
>not /acidwatch/
>>151414568
Well for one thing, we're not gonna go DEFCON 1 levels of Autism as them
Its not like we're turning them lunarsexual
>>151392237
You do realize small webms like this don't really show shit. the dead eye can see the corner of the hall way and it shows solider run up into it. Dead eye can lock on like that you fucking retards.
>>151414726
>drank a good glass of vodka
>time to QP
>Travelling to Volskaya Industries
>No tank heroes episode
there is only one correct answer to this.
>>151414480
EU btw
>>151414752Hog?
Are the servers in EU lagging again?
>>151414675
Yes. the fundamentals
>>151409807
Mei has metallic nipple clamps.
xth for Original Tracer, Reyes 76, Crisis Zenyatta and North Korean D.va
>use coins on a bunch of stuffs for the champs i play a lot
>mercy, who is garbage now
>then discover tracer after spending all my shekels and how fun and strong she is
fuuuuuck
good thing all her skins are trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf69utGlPNU
Where will you be when Ana's broken as fuck ult charge gets nerfed?
Button setup:
Q- primary ability
E- secondary ability
Shift- comm rose
Mmb- ult
>>151405123
>kittycat
>Character has skins, voice lines, sprays and a logo involving a rabbit
Wow you're fucking retarded.
Oh thank fuck I got that Weightlifter skin drop. Now I can actually pick that dyke.
>>151414735
Despite Mei not being in a good spot right now, I do see how she's a good counter to genji. He's probably the only flanker that has trouble with her.
>>151415068
If only Zayra was actually this attractive. I love big women but I can't appreciate her design. The butchcut doesn't help; not dissing butchcuts, just that her in-game model is too masculine.
Picture related, however, is top notch.
>>151415426
Damn that's smug even for Widowmaker
>>151411843
>nerf the most unique thing about Zen to make him more similar to other healers
you are the worst person
Holy Shit Im mad.
>Join comp game
>Girl moans into mic so everyone knows shes a girl
>Picks Ana
>She never contests the point and just keeps flirting with the betas on my team
>I say that she should try and contest it and she flips out.
>All of my team purposely throws the game because they want e-pussy
>>151393303
well I dunno maybe someone thought that
often people think school shooters etc. are creepy and not quite right but they don't do anything about it before it's too late
>>151411843
I actually just did a game as zen and got 8k healing done
>tfw instareporting anyone with a russian flag or cryllic script in their names
>>151399830
Do it, they'll probably break the defense heroes in the next patch because of everyone bitching about how useless they are
>>151415998
things that never happened
>>151415792
just pay 40 dollars for a 50% chance to receive a natural-looking ponytail in loot crates
LIMITED TIME ONLY :^)
How do I get good at comp. I keep trying and losing.
>>151415557
playboy bunny skin when
>>151409486
>Lucio main plays his placement matches with his friends.
>His friends get placed 5-10 ranks above him due to his low kill/dmg contribution
>Lucio player Solo-Q
>Climbs up the rank ladder fast as shit because he contributes a lot by keeping his team alive
Simple trigonometry my nig.
>play gengu
>have ult up
>Ana refuses to nanoboost you
I can literally delete their entire team if you press Q, yetr you prefer to die without having used it at all saving it up to give it to our D.va.
What is wrong with Ana players? They are dumber than Mercy sluts.
>>151405418
placed 62, climbed to 84, currently 77 or something, but very fatigued from comp, just playing on smurf solo and trolling about.
>>151414486
she's still barely picked in high level meta
>>151417152
>82
Jelly.
Spam that spray when you get it, you deserve it.
>>151394594
This we need Alexander Anderson in this game.
>>151417152
How are you so good? plz teach
>>151405418
Highest I reached was 66 but I stopped playing ranked in general, alsoSoloafter about a week. Came back to rank recently only to help my friends hit 60 but it's a complete shitfest.
>>151405418
65, can't be bothered to level up some more because i already got dat gold shit
That feel.
>>151405418
started at 50 and went down to 43, now Im at 48. I don't consider myself that shit but maybe I am
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Magache-1764