/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General -

First for no TW3 EE ever

>>151390606
Go away Marcin we are on to your evil ways.

>>151390457
>How long until they start promoting Gwent with scantily clad ads featuring Triss and Yen?
Never. Don't want to upset tumblr feminists. Plus waifufags are intimidated by sex and prefer chaste handholding. Farthest they'll go is a unicorn joke.

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>>151390606
Triss, of course.

>>151390547
They should do that and appeal to nostalgiafags by saying that they're going back to their roots and all.

>the series started out with sex cards
>the series will end with sex cards

Pottery :3

>>151390883
Might even work. Marcin, you are an evil genius.

>>151390706
I always knew this would be so, still hurts.

I understand CDPR using waifus to promote Gwent.

Gwent delayed thread on reddit: 12 comments, less than a hundred upvotes.

Average Yen/Triss is cute fawn thread: hundreds of comments, thousands of upvotes.

They are just giving people what they want.

>>151390706
But it's already out, friend.

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>>151391036
Waifufags aren't people.

>dude on the official forums defending this is already whining about how much better Reddit is
kek

>>151391178
I'm not bald, the rest is fairly accurate. And CDPR doesn't really care what kind of life form you are as long as you give them money.

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G-Gwynbleidd?

>>151390606
>Anita Sarkeesian and Boxy
I'll take neither

> Favourite waifu
Fuck off kids, you and your damn memes.

Why do so many women in the witcher world and fanart look manly as hell?

So is this https://youtu.be/WViB3B-5D-k gonna be the standard game with season pass?

>>151391505
>Why do so many women in the witcher world and fanart look manly as hell?
It's not an animu and real women have a jawline. Though post waifupatch this is a pretty forgiveable mistake.

>>151391530
Yes. The Enhanced Edition was that patch from almost a year ago with the lines about beautiful lighthouses.

>>151391505
>witcher waifus are manly
I would say something, but it's not nice making fun of blind people.

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>dis fucking fallout on the official boards

Do it for Iorveth-fag, /wtc/!

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>>151391591
>The Enhanced Edition was that patch from almost a year ago with the lines about beautiful lighthouses.

I feel the urge to cut my veins...

>>151391591
>lines about beautiful lighthouses
It's not lines about beautiful lighthouses, it's beautiful lines about lighthouses.

"Whenever I see the beam of a lighthouse, I feel good...thinking of you"

>>151391969
>Hold me like you did by the lighthouse in Novigrad
>From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by that I haven't thought about you
>You are in my very soul, tormenting me

>>151392153
>Hold me like you did by the lighthouse in Novigrad
I wish Triss would say this to my Geralt, sounds romantic.

>>151391930
>Ciri
>Taking any kind of comfort from Yennefer
nice fanfic lad

>>151392153
>tfw George Lucas works for CDPR

>>151392307
idiot

>>151392307
There's drama too! It's not all sweetness and light

>Triss: I can't...we can't...it's just not possible. You're trying to find Ciri, and I'm a sorceress!
>Geralt: It wouldn't have to be that way.
>Triss: You mean living a lie? Could you Geralt? Could you do that?
>Geralt: You're right...it would destroy us.

>>151392153
You should have posted the entire thing!


Warning: SPOILER for the leaked/datamined lines for triss romance from the upcoming EE!


>Triss: It must be difficult having sworn your life to the witchers... not being able to visit the places you like... or do the things you like...

>Geralt: Or be with the people I love.

>Triss: Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for a witcher .

>Geralt: Sometimes, when you believe something to be real, it becomes real. Real enough, anyway...

>Triss: I used to think if you looked too deeply into glass, you would lose yourself.

>Geralt:I think it's true...

>(They kiss)

>Triss: I shouldn't have done that.

>Geralt: I'm sorry. When I'm around you, my mind is no longer my own.

>Geralt: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm close to you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you mskes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask...

>>151392359
>idiot
No need to be rude, it's a sweet line and sounds like something Triss would say.

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>>151392462
>>151392153

>>151392348
But Yennefer is Ciri's mother ;_;

>>151392462
This is beautiful, we need waifu patch 2.0

>>151392462
BRAVO MARCIN

>>151392558
>and sounds like something Triss would say.
I can agree with this part.

>>151392735
Abusive step mothers are a fairy tale staple. No wonder CDPR included her.

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vote or die

what's the latest news on cyberpunk

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>>151392878
>Abusive step mothers are a fairy tale staple. No wonder CDPR included her.
Rude.

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REMINDER THAT CDPR HAS NEVER LIED ABOUT ANYTHING

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EAST ASIA. WE ALWAYS INTENDED TO ADD NG+. LINUX IS A SUBVERSIVE MYTH

GO ABOUT YOUR DAY CITIZEN

>>151393336
It's not like you have any evidence to back up your claim that CDPR always intended to add NG+

>>151393838
Programming is fucking magic

>>151393838
Is this some fresh /krw/ meme?

>>151394028
It's the Triss Spammer. The only thing he loves almost as much as Triss is CDPR.

>>151394028
It's not a meme, if you have ANY evidence(you thinking that it's true is not evidence), please provide it and I'll apologize.

Meanwhile on Reddit

>[–]CanEHdianBuddaay 23 points 1 hour ago
>It's great that they are releasing a GOTY edition. If you haven't played W3 yet this is what you want to get! Support these developers! They really are fantastic at what they do.

>[–]NiklishNilfgaard 2 points 1 hour ago
>Agreed. It's hard to think of something, that is wrong with this game.


>[–]Arvuti 35 points 1 hour ago
>Game of the decade edition would be a more fitting name

Viral marketing or just standard drone behavior?

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nth for best family

>>151394459
why are you so negative mate, nothing wrong with GOTY edition

>>151394351
>Programming is fucking magic

>>151394519
Where's her Papa Emhyr and Mama Triss? Did Geralt and Yenn kidnap Ciri?

>>151394459
Maybe they just enjoyed the game and want more people to play it? Jesus Christ.

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>>151394590
Everything wrong with the current game is wrong with GOTY Edition because it's the exact same thing

>>151394642
Hit the snooze on the CDIDF alarm?

>I just started playing Witcher 3 yesterday and I have to say, I spent 6 hours just in White Orchard, exploring and doing side quests.I was blown away by the amount of detail put into quests that make you put in time to find. It legitimately feels like a real world.
>Overall, this game is freaking amazing. I haven't even gone to the Crossroads Inn to meet Triss yet and I'm already engrossed in this world. Well deserved GOTY for CDPR.

>>151394752
There's a point where they stopped working on the game and we've clearly passed it

>>151394887
Well to be fair the game is mostly great until the battle of KM. It's the last act where things start to fall apart.

>>151394597
>Programming is fucking magic
Sorry to break it to you, but this is not compelling evidence.

>>151394642
No, CDPR is shit, people liking the game are just retards who probably haven't even finished it.

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>This was expected. I'm gonna "vote with my wallet" and buy it anyway though Since I don't have a physical version and I felt like the game itself with the expansions costed me a little less than it deserved for all the content. A few extras wouldn't have hurt though...

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>>151394642
>>151395045

Thread is cancer atm.

Where is the Triss spammer when you need him?

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>>151391896
Is there something like a map coming with the game?

Or just a CD

>>151395479
kys

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>>151395479
>Stop criticizing my favorite devs they are my family and I love them

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>>151395479
To the rescue I come, with beautiful Triss by my side, as always.

Reminder not to post in this thread if you're over 30 kg. This is a fatty-free zone.

>>151395759
I'm pretty sure Triss's tits weight 30kg each, so does that mean no Triss posts too?

>>151395749
based

>>151395830
Triss is a hambeast, tits or no tits. So yes, no Triss allowed either.

Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.

>>151395967
This was pretty funny the first 30 times

>>151395830
Triss' tits aren't that big, she has an ample bosom, but nothing freaky.

>>151395838
She sure is.

>>151395927
>Triss is a hambeast
Mmmmm

>>151396104
>Triss' tits aren't that big, she has an ample bosom, but nothing freaky.
They have a spherical cobalt core.

>>151396019
it's still pretty funny 2bh

>>151396160
Stop it, my dick can only take so much blood before bursting completely.

>>151393176
Who in the hell would not pick "I disapprove" though?

>>151394459
>checking Reddit
>Wondering if they are drones

Top kek

>>151396520
>Who in the hell would not pick "I disapprove" though?
Ask reddit. They seem to think it would be unnecessary fluff.

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>the few people saying everything is fine in the CDPR thread have Triss avs

>>151397731
We already got our enhanced edition :3

>>151397731
>Good stuff for those who haven't played this beauty yet. I'm not disappointed I knew this GOTY edition was going to be like that. The "Enhanced" version of TW3 came with the last patch that improved the UI and added the mutations mechanic so I'm happy with what we got. The only thing I hope is CDPR releasing more patches, there are still bugs here and there in the game that should be addressed.

>I chose TRISS!
>Supporter of more Triss related content.

so is everyone just ignoring the fact that TW1 and TW2 got EEs because the vanilla releases were fairly shit or are we all too busy pretending that TW3 needs one

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Let's be positive and talk about good things. Are you Anons excited for Tyranny and Pillars of Eternity 2?

>>151398268
NU

>>151398246
I'm busy pretending, TW3 is shit, burn CDPR headquarters.

>>151398246
>so is everyone just ignoring the fact that TW1 and TW2 got EEs because the vanilla releases were fairly shit
TW1's was the only one that was arguably shit. TW2 was like TW3, only not quite as bad. Needing a bit of polish which CDPR delivered. TW3 has more holes in its plot than TW2 did by a ton.

>>151398246
>pretending that it needs one

How in the living fuck does it not need one?

>>151398246
anons are trying to be 2kewl4skewl by hating on something popular. it'll get better once summer is over and they're back in school.

>>151398246
desu I'm not even sure what they could add to improve TW3 further beyond fixing up the localization errors and maybe adding some of the mods in as default parts of the game like they did with the first.

It's got plenty of content, the combat ain't getting any better than it is while modded without a total overhaul, and the only really major writing fumbles can be totally avoided if you simply choose to play while keeping canon in mind and not going for shit like Empress Ciri

Like fuck, did everyone just want an official ENB or something?

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>>151398246
Where is Iorveth
Why is Ciri an Empress
Why would anyone but Emhyr want Ciri to be Empress
Why does she only become Empress if Emhyr wins which removes the need for him to step down anyway
Why do they need the Sun Stone instead of Ciri just teleporting a bunch
Why does Eredin only have 16 lines
Why do Yennefer and Ciri almost never interact
Why are Fringilla, Margarite, and Sile useless
Why is Emhyr in Skellige
How did Radovid take Novigrad
Why did the Big 4 (3) not enact their plan
Why did Hemmelfart just let him in
Where is Novigrad's fleet
Why does no one in game remark on Redania taking Novigrad
How does Radovid win the war
How does Dijkstra when the war
Why does Dijkstra try to win a fight with a big axe and a bum leg instead of just poisoning Roche's drink
Why reasons of state
Why does Avallac'h (?)betray(?) Geralt instead of betraying Geralt
What happens to Avallac'h and the Aen Elle afterwards
What happens to the Lodge afterward
Why is there no closure to anything

And many more

>>151398449
>anons are trying to be 2kewl4skewl by hating on something popular. it'll get better once summer is over and they're back in school.
Most kids are back in school false flagging Anon it's August 11th.

What you're seeing is people that defended all these flaws because they believed CDPR would fix them realizing that CDPR will, in fact, not fix them.

>>151398809
>>151398935

>What you're seeing is people that defended all these flaws because they believed CDPR would fix them realizing that CDPR will, in fact, not fix them.

Pretty much, CDPR played you all like a damn trombon

>>151398809
Most of those can be answered with either
>Because you chose to push for that plot development yourself you fucking retard
Or
>Its not really important and doesn't need a hard answer, just like a lot of stuff in the books
Or
>That's a minor issue at best


Like fuck why do you autists act like TW3 is so much worse than it really is? It's no more flawed than the first two were.

>>151399178
Don't forget
>wah wah wah the plot didn't play out exactly how I wanted it to so it's shit

>>151399141
Pretty much. it's our own fault.

>>151399178
So you can't answer. Shocking no one. Lady of the Lake has a ton of story telling problems and anyone that had actually read the books would tell you that

>>151399181
>Iorveth, to do
Haha, guess they never got to doing him.

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>>151398809
>didn't even mention the White Frost stuff
2deep

>>151399306
The plot played out? It was more of a seizure.

>>151399429
>guess they never got to doing him.
Just like Saskia see what I did there. also the Linux version

>>151399306
this

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>>151399306
>>151399778
On a scale of 10 to 10, 10 being the highest, how hard did you campaign for more Triss

>>151400274
11 my friend, 11. I was one of the people who started the whole campaign.

>>151400521
>tfw can no longer tell if joking

>GOTY trailer uses pre-downgrade footage
INTEGRITY

>>151402249
top top top kek

>>151400274
I like Triss

>tfw drowners
>tfw DA2 was darker, sexier, better
>tfw letho did nothing wrong
>tfw HENSELT, KING OF KAEDWEN, LORD OF ARD CARRAIGH, HEIR TO THE DYNASTY OF THE UNICORN, ARCHDUKE OF BAN AARD AND VANQUISHER OF NILFGAARD
>tfw Roche vs. Iorveth
>tfw TRRIS was dank new meme
>tfw Geralt of Rivia was Safe. And. Sound.
>tfw Goldenface was the thread scourge
>tfw Not Important was important
>tfw Ciri was a waterhag
>tfw wishes lmao
>tfw David Beckham was best boi

kurwa...kurwa, I dreamed that I was old...

>>151402921
>tfw Ves Lied
>tfw spin2win
>tfw Triss was a servant of the wild hunt mind controlling Geralt
>tfw Vernon "Whoreson of the Golden Sun" Roche

So much has been lost ;_;

>>151403452
CDPR has been lost, anon ;_;

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>>151403872
You wanted more content in the base game, didn't you?

>>151404153
Yes, master mirror, but if you want a contract I need to contact a large team of lawyers first, to make sure the content would be worth it.

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>>151404283
Oh, but I have already fulfilled my end of the bargain. You said, and I quote "I wish there were more dialogue with the main characters. I wish that your choices in the game were better reflected in the reactions of those around you", and I delivered a romantic patch. You requested, and again I quote that "CDPR would do an expansion this time like they meant to for TW2" and again, they have done so.

Our contract has been fulfilled. To the letter.

>>151404545
You are getting old, mirror guy, I am the wrong person, the one you seek is right over there.

holy shit why is there so much loot inside the cemetery in beauclair

all this dimeritium goddamn

>>151405840
>robbing graves

Anyone else feel like there is something off with TW3 dialogue?

I don't know it just seems too generic? TW2 was different somehow, this just feels like playing a Bioware game

>>151407858
>Anyone else feel like there is something off with TW3 dialogue?
Only in the last act. I think it's of a par with TW2's on the whole. You may feel this way because there's far, far more side content than in TW2? That tends to get a bit bland after awhile. That'd be my guess, anyway.

and what exactly is in the goty version? game+dlcs? nothing more?

>>151408402
Game + dlcs on a physical disk. Nothing more.

>>151407761
The dead don't need it, anon

>>151407858
people complained about Geralt having his own personality in TW2 so each release since then has removed more and more of it

>>151407989
Yeah it's definitely true for the contracts and some side quests.

But I don't know, I remember in TW2 from ariving in Flotsam to meeting loredo, catching up with Triss in the inn there were 20 minutes of well written dialogue.

In this game first time meeting Yennefer and the emperor felt so short

And now I was in the bathhouse, and they spent all this time modeling it and adding NPC, for a short scene there

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>Yen since you've had sex with so many men already you wouldn't mind having pity sex with me would you so I don't die a virgin, right?

>>151409549
>Yeah it's definitely true for the contracts and some side quests.

It feels like The Old Republic , not all of them, but many sidequests have writing and characters for the sake of having writing and characters

>>151409725
She'd say no

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>>151409884
Then I'll follow her around all day while I cry and accuse her of being mean and a bully and I won't stop until she says yes.

CDPR is about to ban people for mentioning the concept of EE in the GOTY edition threads kek

>>151409981
Or you could ask Triss.

She'd be naked before you finished speaking

>>151409549
>In this game first time meeting Yennefer and the emperor felt so short
Would have liked a bit mroe there but what was there was good. Guessing they didn't want to intimidate new players with backstory. Yen was pretty weird though. Spend all last game and the first couple hours of this one looking for her then she immediately fucks off to Skellige not to be seen again for 30 hours.

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>>151410390
>Settling for second best girl
Just not my style. Yen will crack eventually. I'm autistic enough that I would never stop. She will cave before I get bored.

>>151409549
>And now I was in the bathhouse, and they spent all this time modeling it and adding NPC, for a short scene there
Poor project management, lack of focus, inconsistent levels of polish, etc etc

>>151409981
She'd probably curse you somehow at that point.

Yeah no more reason to complain.CDPR is now deleting all negative comments and reddit will just downvote them into oblvion

it's ogre

>>151410854
>She'd probably curse you somehow at that point.
na im completely defenceless

my complete lack of self awareness and extreme autism that leads me to follow a girl around all day begging for sex, coupled with my defencelessness would inspire pity in her, not anger

i think shed eventually just grab, pin me down, fuck me and try to make it as quick as possible

But seriously. Who picks triss? She's as bland as they come and she's melancholy as fuck. Yen is fun to be around and she's build like a premium semon demon. Triss fags probably have mommy fetishes or something.

>>151411056
>na im completely defenceless
Why should that stop her?

>>151411094
>But seriously. Who picks triss?
Waifufags.

>Triss fags probably have mommy fetishes or something.
tbf that's at least as true of Yenfags.

>>151411283
shes not evil

no matter how annoyed shes never going to seriously maim injure or kill a totally defenceless autistic like myself thats just completely desperate for some kind of female affection

>>151411568
>shes not evil
I wouldn't call her evil for playing an extreme prank on a mentally ill stalker.

>tfw now regret telling people not to pirate CDPR stuff

>>151411912
that would be bullying and bullying = evil

Would Yennefer fuck a black guy?

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>>151412020
CDPR is based. They're one of the only developers left that gives a shite about their consumers. They release their games DRM free. If you pirate their games, you are a SHITE.

>>151412234
No

>>151412272
>No
What makes you say this? Why wouldn't she? Pretend Geralt is out of the picture for whatever reason.

>>151412234
If he was a good lay, she was horny, and she wasn't seeing anyone, yeah.

>>151412272
>CDPR is based. They're one of the only developers left that gives a shite about their consumers.
>still believing Marcin's lies
top kek

>>151412414
Even Yen has standards.

151377052▶

Dude, don't worry about me. To get people to analyse shit, it is necessary to stoke the fire.

>>151410370
>>151411003

That Eredinfag makes other Eredinfags like me look bad, holy fuck.

>>151412234
She has a troll dick, anon

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>Two pairs of tits
>Only one cumshot
Where do you aim?

>>151413182
He literally only likes him for spiky armor.

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>When you realise that without her giant tits no one would find Triss attractive
>Meanwhile Yen is attractive even without giant tits

>>151413459
The spiky armor that is not even in the game, top kek

(though as an Eredinfag he is supposed to be a swordmaster and needs "lighter" armor)

>>151413650
Fuck off waifufag.

>>151413882
Well designed armor isn't all that constraining, it's a myth.

>>151413338
Cup the hand.

>>151413925
>Well designed armor isn't all that constraining, it's a myth.

I know, but considering he does ballerina pirouettes like Geralt the spikes would look a bit too ridiculous with his fighting style, if we consider that was their plan for his fighting style to be with his first armor that is.

At least it wasn't lost, the officers of the Red Riders have it on, with the RED FUCKING CLOAKS for the RED RIDERS, goddamn CDPR, could not even get Eredin's eye-color right, literally had to use a mod for it.

>>151414148
u wot m8?

>>151411568
She'd give you one glare and you'd go running like a little girl.

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>>151415221
but i have lewd and nude pictures of her i can use for blackmail ;)

guys

I want to live in France.

>>151415781
which sorceress will you take with you to protect you from all the pakis and niggers? yen or triss?

>>151415540
Anon, you try that! Let me know how it goes :3

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>>151415781
There are easier ways of getting yourself killed, you know.

There are actual people that want to buy the GOTY edition even if they already have the expansions and the physical copy of the game, why?

The GOTY edition cover ruins the official cover by putting those damn gold colors on it

>>151416314
>why?

To support a top notch developer.

>>151416369
I feel really sad that such loyalty would never be rewarded.

triss is basically just a stupid little girl that thinks shes a princess and that real relationships are like what you see in stupid romance movies

that intense feeling of lust and love and excitement you get when a new relationship begins, she thinsk that lasts forever, but it must always give way to a more quiet contented love but if you are unable to move on to this, then you just get bored of eachother and move on

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>gwent postponed

jdimsa

>>151415540
That's not gonna end well.

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>>151416314
>There are actual people that want to buy the GOTY edition even if they already have the expansions and the physical copy of the game, why?
Drones. They think they're helping their "bros" and doing something worthwhile with their lives.

>tfw Trissfags and Biodrones really are ruining CDPR
>tfw the autist Not_Important was right
>tfw meme magic is real
PRAISE KEK

>>151416776
Yeah pretty much. And waifufags go for it hook line and sinker because they they think the same.

>>151416789
WHAT

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>>151417671
Don't worry friend. Everything is under control. Here, have a waifu.

>this fucking offcial thread
Ereden Breac Glas and this Pawel guy are shockingly stupid. I feel sorry for Zyvik and that other old guard dude that kept posting with people like this for years.

what are some pimp ass witcher 2 mods?

>>151418690
The wannabee Eredinfag is just a retard, Pawel on the other hand is a retard and a 100% drone, he is very fucking active in Reddit, holy fuck he is a shill drone.

>>151418760
White Hair mod for Geralt and Pirouette dodge instead of roll mod.

>>151411094
>Who picks triss?
My Geralt

>>151418760
FCR 2 and

uh

That's it.

>>151416776
Triss is a fun, smart and charming woman. I love how Geralt acts around her, their chemistry, she truly brings out the best in him.

Aaaand locked.

Was fun posting with you guys. Shame CDPR went full Bioware but at least we have each other.

>>151418760
>>151419895
>FCR
Don't listen to this mongrel. It's a hackjob that makes already poor combat system even worse.

The Pro, if you are here, godspeed you glorious bastard, hahahaha

Is Essi/Little Eye ever actually referenced in the games?

I'm re-reading Sword of Destiny and it's kinda upsetting me now that I know she's forgotten by the narrative after her death.

>>151421032
Yeah, only some books mention her, but mainly Priscilla is the discount version of her anyway.

>>151421032
In some books, definitely. Can't remember if anyone talks about her though, or how Priscilla is literally just her.

Essi a shit anyway.

>>151420959
Well figured I might as well go out with a bang since I had nothing better to do today and it didn't look like the were was anything productive to do on the forums anymore.

Wish I could think of some other method of jimmy rustling.

>>151421032
>I'm re-reading Sword of Destiny and it's kinda upsetting me now that I know she's forgotten by the narrative after her death.
She had almost no impact in Geralt's life beyond as a teaching moment about fucked up relationships and no impact on anyone but Dandelion.

>>151421179
>>151421259
Priscilla is a blond bard. That's about the only similarity they share. I don't get this meme. Meanwhile there's not one, but TWO discount Renfris.

>>151421630
>TWO
Nobody played W1 short stories, anon.

Now, how about a discount Dijkstra?

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>>151421032
man dont remind me of poor essi ;_;

>>151421852
>Now, how about a discount Dijkstra?
Don't see one. Thaler in TW1 isn't good enough to even count as discount Dijkstra. More like "Good will used t-shirt sent to Africa" Dijkstra.

>>151421924
Essi? You mean the mentally ill womanlet that died alone. Essi Daven, who shit her own guts out? That Essi?

Ok, I won't remind you.

>>151418760
I liked the mod that gives you two ability points per level instead of one, so you can actually customize your fucking character

it does make the game easier though

>>151422056
>More like "Good will used t-shirt sent to Africa" Dijkstra
jej

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>>151422189
What you didn't like going up against TEN LASHES as a sign build? Pussy.

>>151422056
Smallpox doesn't make you shit your guts out you silly goose

>>151422434
Oh sorry, I kept thinking of dysentery. Guess I got confused. There is a form of small pox that does actually literally makes you shit the lining of your small intestine out though

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>>151422392
WE ENTER THE FRAY

why was vandergrift so based

>>151422653
>1680x1050

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>>151422763
motherfucker I remember you shitposting about this back when I first posted that screenshot

thanks for the memories

oh hey here's letho calling out the wild hunt for being terrible villains

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>>151422653
Because he died doing what he loved and then just kept doing it anyway.

>every other soul caught in the curse is in a literal hell
>Vandergrift alone is having the time of his fucking (un)life

>>151422905
>Geralt says they're far more than that
>In TW3, they are not far more than that at all
Geralt has literally NEVER been right when Letho has contradicted him.

>>151423131
because letho did nothing wrong and is always right and is best bro

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>>151422905
I actually can't believe you're still around desu.

>that pile of bodies behind Letho
Jesus christ.

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>>151422905
>>151423312
>tfw old friends
Who else was here the very minute pic related was posted?

>bodies behind Letho
Never let Mad Rad be a Sad Lad.

>>151423454
Trris or Triss, all on that image is 100% true.

>>151423312
I've never seen this image before

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>>151423312
>>151423454
I remember the thread on /v/ when people finally decided to make /wtc/ and I made the first thread

>>151424908
I remember bumping it with lame copypasta like REMOVE DHOINE to try to keep it alive.

Would that it had died that day...

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>that one guy on reddit that is "recently unemployed with a new baby at home" but considering buying the GOTY edition despite already owning the full game and both expansion s

>>151425373
I'm thinking about doing the same thing, it will be my way of saying thank you for the Triss patch.

>>151425007
>Roche has a boat
>Iorveth wants you to kill half of Flotsam for a boat

>Roche cares about finding Letho, Triss and your well-being
>Iorveth forgets about it all as soon as he reaches Vergen

>Roche will take you straight to a king, the most solid lead you can get
>Iorveth will take you to a town with rebels lmao

>Roche clears your name
>Iorveth is going to muck it up even further

>Roche becomes your actual friend by chapter 2
>Iorveth only starts to notice your presence if you abandon your adoring fansorceress

>Roche saves your life even if you ditch him
>Iorveth never helps you and then whines when you save him

>Roche saves the little girl without your help, through the sheer strength of his character and willpower
>Iorveth, without your help, eats a bowlful of shit and lets Phili escape

>Roche does it out of respect for his country, the glorious TEMERIA
>Iorveth does it to score some dragon pussy

>Roche's path doesn't make you constantly feel like Geralt is a retard
>Iorveth's path gives you some non-canon lore

>Roche's ship is called motherfucking Percival
>Iorveth's ship is called the Prison Barge for Terrorists

>Roche's men look like medieval SPETSNAZ
>Iorveth's men look like worried faggots in pajamas

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>>151425706
kek, that used to make me so mad. Seems like nothing now after all the waifushitposting.

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>NEETS
>You have played my games. Now hear my words. I am Avellone's brother, Black Isle's eldest living son. Planescape Torment's blood is in my veins, and the blood of Vampire: The Masquerade. Yet I have gone farther than any of them. Only one living developer has never known defeat. Only one has never bent his knee. Only one has returned to RTWP, dared to engage with Tumblr genderqueers and seen wonders and terrors beyond imagining . . .
>My little brother would finish EA's cycle, and become a household name. My sweet niece would give us spin offs and Gwent.
>CDPR prefers victory to defeat. Bioware wants a shekels, not a few scant years of critical acclaim. >From me, you shall have both.

>>151425918
>Seems like nothing now after all the waifushitposting.
That's the worst part.
I wish waifushitposting would never have existed.

>>151427065
Yeah. The Roche vs. Iorveth stuff got pretty stupid sometimes but we had no idea what we were in for.

Waifus were a mistake.

>>151427181
>Waifus were a mistake.
Waifus are never a mistake, especially those as lovely as Triss and Yen.

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Total war Warhammer would be the perfect game for a Witcher mod. I need this so badly.

>>151428105
Total War Warhammer isn't the perfect game for anything.

>CA
>modding
ayy lmao

>>151428105
>some anon on /twg/ posts a W3 pic
>now this here
STOP IT

>>151428315
BUT I NEED IT

>>151428214
I know they won't release the modding tools, but the core game fits so nicely. Wouldn't even need to have that large of a map and that many different units.

Witcher animated series with game cast when?

What is vignetting and do I need it?

Any essential graphics mods for W3 or is it still best in vanilla state?

>>151429187
>What is vignetting and do I need it?
It makes the edges of the screen darker. You don't need it unless you really want the game to look more like a movie.

>Any essential graphics mods for W3 or is it still best in vanilla state?
Nothing essential.

>>151429187
>essential graphics mods for W3
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/347/?

>>151429448
Ah ok. Is it a performance hog? I couldn't tell what it does. You guys should really make a good pastebin about basic tweaks given how you can tone down the shadows and gain a lot of performance while losing nearly nothing in terms of quality.

>>151429698
Not gonna make an account on shillmods.

>>151429782
>Is it a performance hog?
It's unnoticeable.

>>151429782
>he doesn't have a nexus account
I don't think you even need it to download such tiny mods, dummy.

>>151429782
>shillmods

nothing is wrong with nexus

>>151430868

>nothing is wrong with a site that asks for you to remove adblock and register to download work of someone else

>>151430045
>>151430868
t. BTC fan

>>151431038
4chan asks you to remove adblock.
What now?

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>>151431038
>>151431182
REKT

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>>151431182
Checkmate.

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Ok Geralt, if that's what you want...

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>tfw your moderator population is 50% the size of your active user count and you still get triggered

>>151434824
fuck off

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>>151434953
y-you too

>>151413338
i cant tell if thats real life or in game.

>>151435391
Real life. I can tell because Triss's tits are too small and Yen's are too big, and from having seen a few rl photos in my time.

>>151435391
yen's tits aren't that powerful in real life

>>151413338
sauce pls

>>151413338
On Triss' face.

I loved the expansion pack. It is 10/10 for me, plus i loved the whole game and it is heart gripping that it has come to an end. It was the best game i have ever played and will be it. So many nice and awesome moments so many tears, joy this game gave to me.
If I could have a request, I wish I could speak more with Triss after the end of the game and maybe Triss could have more dialogue options and stuff.
Would be nice to see some more Triss in the new patch if there will be any.
Anyways, I wish ye good life developers
Fare thee well

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>>151434824
>Thread is critical of CDPR's new way of handling story telling
>mods move it out of the story forum
>still has story talk there from previous posts
>mods lock it for being off topic, because such talk should be in the story forum

CDPR forums confirmed for the new Bioware Social Network

>>151439530
We could always use more Triss, she is lovely indeed. No new patches for her though, we already got some.

ded thread
ded Ciri
ded CDPR

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Ciri is for ____ and _____

>>151443094
Ciri is for loving and eating mama Triss' cakes.

>>151443094
>Ciri is for Morvran and Papa

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Well not much point in having a quality thread anymore. Post demented kinks and/or retarded mods.

>>151443094
licking and breeding

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>>151443912
>>151443516

How come Kojima praised GTA V instead of Witcher 3?

Japs don't play Slav games? I mean old Geralt looks like Big Bossu.

>>151444856
hes butt angry samurais couldnt beat knights in a fight

>>151444856
>Japs don't play Slav games?
Apparently TW3 went over well there.

Kojima is a hack.

>>151445057
Logo of his new company is literally a knight

>>151444856
He is jealous because CDPR makes better waifus.

>>151445586
This is only the case because Quiet is real and so technically was never manufactured

>>151445057
Who is more overrated, Samurai, Marian Roman Legionaries, or Spartiate Hoplites?

>>151444856
But at video game awards show in late 2014, Damien Monnier said he was approached by Kojima employees and they said to him that most of the studio are looking forward to play Witcher 3.

>>151445737
Further proof that waifus are better than real women.

i'm going to curse marcin irl I got some dog's blood from my mum's vet

anythng you guys want t throw in??

>>151444673
what's your fetish

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>Tfw got sad ending for my first try
How does CDPR make you care about a video game. When I got the sad ending I instantly went back to my save before the Island and replayed it until I got the Ciri is a witcher ending. How do they do it

>>151447673
They used to care about their writing.

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>>151447673

>>151448191
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>151447673
Great, so now you will start seeing the flaws and will see they no longer care about their products

>>151448545
>Great, so now you will start seeing the flaws

>bad dad ending on the first try by accident
I doubt it

>>151448754
The choices were really annoying, when it said "You don't have to be good at everything" I was expecting a speech not getting drunk

>>151447225
inviting triss'n yen to a suck'n fuck

>>151448916
The speech would have been pretty useless and demotivating too. She's not learning to play the piano

>>151447673
Curious: Would you still feel that bad about Ciri's apparent death if I told you she was until very recently a rage filled psychotic killer that once literally murdered a man for calling her gay before breaking into tears over dropping her cotton candy?

I'm serious.

>>151449357
Slightly less.

>>151449467

This anon is right >>151449357

Ciri for a time went full psychotic bandit, she literally killed innocent peasants with her merry band of teenage edgelord shitfaces.

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>>151449467
Glad to be of service then.

>>151449618
>>151449569
Its not so much Ciri's death though, moreso Geralt, but I guess a Witcher has never died in his sleep

>>151449569
Remember when she taunted Yennefer about being powerless in the face of Geralt's death

>>151449618
does she at least do sex stuff with the men before she murders them? i need to know before i meet her

>>151449757
>Its not so much Ciri's death though, moreso Geralt, but I guess a Witcher has never died in his sleep

When you put it that way, anon, it is heartbreaking, but the beauty of that ending is that you felt just like Geralt, nothing at all.


>>151449772
Yup, fucking bitch, if only she was like this in Witcher 3, oh wait, she still treats Yennefer like shit.

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>all this Ciri hate

>>151449757
He pretty much lost all reason to live depending on how you played. At least he had something more than killing monsters for a brief time.

>>151449952
Sometimes but it never ends well for either one.

>>151449962
>implying yennifer doesnt deserve to be treated like shit because she is a huge cunt

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>rainfarn huffing fisstech in the background

lmao

>>151449962
>Yup, fucking bitch, if only she was like this in Witcher 3, oh wait, she still treats Yennefer like shit.
Touché

(I still suspect that one line at Rivia is some fuck up in the fan translation though because it's just bewildering.)

>>151450069
I love Ciri. She's just a pretty bad person in a lot of the books.

>>151450212
She's one of the most moral characters in the series but I guess that's not saying much.

>>151450096
>>151449962
Well thanks for cheering me up lads, I guess this is stuff from the books that I've never read. Someday I'll replay The witcher 3 again. I have a copy of the Witcher 2 that I cannot just bring myself to play due to the fact that Witcher 3 Graphics have spoiled me. If only I could get amnesia so I can play it again and get full effect

>>151450246
she is so qt

>>151450304
>only played TW3
I'd criticize this but you're probably better off since knowing nothing else about the series will make you more blind to the fuckups marring the final entry.

>>151450304
>>151450418

Yeah, after you read the books the final act of Witcher 3 will seem like a derp face on a monalisa.

>>151450383
She's a monster.

>>151450528
I've seen similar but less severe criticisms from people who had only played TW3 but it's clearly a lot less noticeable to them.

mounted combat is so FUCKING TERRIBLE

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIT THESE DUMMIES AJLGHJDBGDHJGBH

>>151451074
git gud

>>151450698
lies, she is just slightly feathery

>>151451551
She has a beak and wings. She's a monster.

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would you let a semen demon steal your man essence?

>>151451808
Sure. Not like I'm using it. I post on 4chan.

>>151451808
That's just Philippa in cosplay.

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>>151452720
>mfw she steals your balls and tries to use them as eyeballs

>>151452925
I'm sure it's someone's fetish.

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>>151451808
No, but this one on the other hand...

>>151453595
Literally Eskel's wet dream

>>151455528
Well, he can't have it. Only my Geralt gets to enjoy succubus Triss.

My Geralt believes everything CDPR says

My Geralt does not believe in Destiny, he believes in a Witcher 3 Enhanced Edition

where when u when cdpr was kill

i was on /v/ shitposting when forum post make

'no EE"

'praise kek'

an you???

>>151456128
Your Geralt is a fool. This is Tedd Deiradh, the Final Age.

My Geralt eats cakes for breakfast.

>>151456415
The Time of Cut Content and Waifus, the Time of Disdain.

>>151456745
a seed that will not sprout, but burst into flamewars

how much gold would i have to pay ciri for her to sit on my face for an hour?

>>151456901
So shall it be!

>>151456956
She cannot be bought with gold. You would have to isolate her from her support structure, bring her sme place she was afraid, then treat her like shit while simultaneously telling he what to do. Only then will her daddy issues force her to be sexually dependent on you.

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>>151457231
I didn't like this post.

Not one bit.

>>151456956
60 orens, but if you are a virgin neckbeard she might do it for free.

>>151458087
>ywn smear "grease" over her tits while she is unconscious

>>151458364
By grease do you mean ejaculate?

>>151451808

Getting fucked to death by a hot she-devil is pretty much the first and last thing on my bucket list.

>>151458647
not all of them kill after mating, some just castrate you, but i think the witcher succubi are generally just peaceful sluts

>>151458364
That's what Skjall did.

>>151458943
shinji did it first

>>151458943
Not sure Morkvarg counts as a hot she-devil, anon

Skjall undressed Ciri to "check her" for injuries.
He saw her cute titties and decided to play with them. It felt good.
He only saw his mother naked before that. Ciri was different. He got curious.
Skjall removed her panties and started touching her soft pussy. It felt new and exciting.
Skjall started playing with himself himself. He ejaculated quickly. Most ended up on Ciri's face. He felt embarrassed.
Ciri smiled. It was an unconscious reaction to the smell of cum.

>>151460363
The fucked up thing is this can actually be canon when it concerns Avallac'h and Ciri.

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>>151460363
>>151460931

do not post lewd things about ciri as she is pure

>>151462856
That's goddamn right.

I liked Ciri until BoE, then she went full edgelord and became an obnoxious brat. In the game she mostly exists as a daughteru and to give the shallow "muh stronk female character" fags something to fap to. I hope that if they make W4 it won't feature Ciri.

Has anybody experienced bugginess with the Fist of the South Star achievement/trophy? I've won several fistfights without even being touched and it just won't pop up. Running out of fights for this playthrough!

I played and finished Witcher 1 but never finished Witcher 2 because got bored of it. Will I like Witcher 3?

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:3

ded

>>151449569
Not sorry for her fate with the Aen Elle.

>>151460931
Reminder that Ciri's destiny is not tied only with Geralt, but also with Avallac'h.

Anyone know of any other WItcher porn that's as good as 'One Night In Shani'?

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Brave sir Sigfried ran away!

>>151449467
Would it make you feel worse if I told you she'd been psychologically broken and repeatedly raped by this point?

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fuck this mod makes everything so brutal, it took me like 20 tries to clear the druid's room where geralt hallucinated dozen of wolves and bears

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Help a newfag please,

I want to buy the Witcher books for some travel reading, which Publisher should I go for? Orbit or gollancz? Which has the bigger books/better edition?

Thank you kindly.

>>151484447
I prefer Gollancz. I think the artwork on the cover looks a thousand times better than the Orbit edition. Although, for some reason with Gollancz the Sword of Destiny and Tower of the Swallow are bigger than the other books.

>>151390606
Wtf that looks like Amy Winehouse.