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It's Over Edition

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com

Blood & Wine and patch 1.22 is released!
New Region trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ
Patchnotes: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.22-ENG.pdf

HoS developer stream: http://www.twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
http://imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

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first for pam param
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>>151564385
Previous Thread : >>151390606
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Waifus for all
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>>151564589
>pls forget we delayed P2W Gwent, have a waifu
>good goy
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Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.
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2077 W H E N
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>>151564589
The rage, the anger, the tears of despair...
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>>151564747
Should have been included in the game along with the Ciri romance option tb(h)
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>>151564702
It's forgotten, seeing Triss command those butterflies made up for it.
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best girl
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>CDPR literally taken over by Biodrones and Waifufags
>The autist Not_Important proven right
>meme magic is real

Reminder to praise Kek (pbuh)

>>151564628
>>yennifer

>Made with the second second part’s engine,
>two destined to each other, who had finally found a little peace.
>you’re going to see the returns of closest friends

I for one trust them to write a clever, deep, emotional, and above all fulfilling end of the Witcher series that does these characters justice.
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>>151564920
Of course.
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Reminder that the entire events of the Witcher games occur because Eredin, unlike Avallac'h, forgot to say "please" when he asked Ciri to kill herself to save the world.
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>>151564995
>CDPR literally taken over by Biodrones and Waifufags
>The autist Not_Important proven right
>meme magic is real

>Reminder to praise Kek (pbuh)

Praise Kek!
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Please almighty Kek, give us more Triss. Let us see Kovir.
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>>151565242
Yeah, he called Ciri a piece of gold on a pile of shit instead of "please", so witcher games happened.

BRAVO MARCIN
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Praise Kek!
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>>151565242
You could have prevented this.
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>>151565731
If only we listened.
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>>151565731
>>151566196
lmao who's this bald guy
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>>151567225
Zireael stop the white frost pls

we're dying here I can't even afford a ship that flies anymore
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>>151566394
I want a nude Triss Gwent card and I'm ready to pay for it.
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>>151566394
the adopted son you never had, because i gave him to shani
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>>151567697
like what's a shani lol
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>>151567830
Triss looks adorable in that picture.
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>>151568089
she is a human succubus
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>>151568089
she looks like that skeevy old chick with the bad implants that's constantly coming on to 24 yo guys at bars.
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>>151568418
shouldnt you be busy being an ugly cunt yennifer?
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>>151568624
>yennifer
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>>151568624
Yennefer is too busy having ~PLANS~ to shitpost on /wtc/
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ciri is a qt
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>>151570083
Yes, she is.

That 3D pig is disgusting, though.
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>>151570072
And Elfallot is the worst of them all
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>>151570195
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>>151568326
I would gladly let her fuck me to death

>>151568418
She looks cute and classy.
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Any ideas why my game is doing this? GPU is under 70 degrees and drivers are up to date.
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My opponent has TWO (2) Villentretenmerth's. I still don't even have one, for some fucking reason.

This is almost as bullshit as those 4 Etolian Auxiliary Archer's that the AI played once.
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>>151570853
2 borkh

LMAO

2 borkh!
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>>151570195
>3D pig is disgusting
Fucking degenerate
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>>151572323
Thanks for the (You), I guess.
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>tfw Geralt vows on Triss' love
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>>151572913
good tastes
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>tfw no more witcher games
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>>151570841
Can ANYONE help me out?
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>>151575658
Do you have any graphics mods?
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>>151575794
None. I just got the game 3 weeks ago.
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>>151575658
What card do you have?
Have you tried turning the settings down?
Does it do this all the time or was this a one off thing?
Do you have mods?
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>>151575658
Try verifying the game files
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>>151575980
GTX 1080.
Only tried dicking with Hairworks. Game is on max settings.
It's only on the beaches, and the windmills in the background. Everything else is fine.
None.
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>>151574506
>stupid REE gif makes me crack up
Fuck it's late
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>>151572913
>>151573224
>>151573340
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>>151574506
Good. Any new ones would be Bioware tier.
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>>151578519
Zireael seriously, my wife just froze to death. Help
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hello page 10 my old friend
i've come to talk with you again
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Does Poisoned Blades scale or is it just flat damage? I have all the main stuff I wanted maxed out, got a couple slots left to fuck around with.
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Ciri! :3
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>>151581630

>implying anyone actually plays the game anymore
>implying we aren't all just here to waifufag

Tomira best grill.
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>>151574506
Never say never! TW4 Cirilla of Vengerberg will be out in a few years! :3
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why do trissautists get so triggered by optional content made by fans?
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>a place like Toussaint will never be real

kill me
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>>151589392
But France is real!
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Is this thread still have that yuge concentration of transes as during the last time when I was here ?
Any of you who trained your voice hard willing to help me out ? Need feedback on my voice.
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>>151591368
I've been to France, it's not the same

it is really nice though
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>>151591786
I could help out later when I'm not on mobile. Though I'm not gonna claim mine is super fantastic or anything.

You could also check /lgbt/, sometimes there are some pretty good voice threads. maybe mtfg too, but that can be hit or miss for advice
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>>151564995
>so many sad keks

It's interesting that one of the selling points is "more than one romance".
Surely, in a "game" that'll amount to maybe 2 or 3 hrs of gameplay, having several people to partner up and possibly copulate with is considered a good thing.
Hoping I'll eat my words one day, but it just doesn't sound like a worthwile addition to the franchise.
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>>151570853
Well, looking at the score, you still beat him easily, didn't you? So, what's the problem, exactly?
Skellige is a pretty weak deck, cut them some slack.
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>>151587645
It won't. Female protag rpgs don't sell.
She'll be one of 10 love interests for your create-your-own witcher though. There'll only be fucking in underwear, of course, to avoid that 18+ rating, but there'll at least be many different potential mates to choose from, among them Tomira the herb girl and a slightly aged Rosa var Attre.
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>>151594573
Okay.
I've visited that board a couple of times and many people there seemed to be too self-absorbed to spend their time on advices.
Hit me via throwaway mail:
nufintoseehere gmail com[/sppoiler], I'll give you links to voice samples.
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>>151591856
France lacks panthers. And archispores.
Am I the only one that found panthers to be kind of out of place and silly in this environment?
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>>151591786
Women with deep voices are super sexy. Don't overdo it :)
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http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/61517-MODS-A-small-collection-of-personal-mods

This is so confusing. Which mods should I use? STLM seems too washed out and I heard this was better.
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>>151595518
Yeah, panthers were a little odd. Guess they just thought it'd be cool to add them for something a little different to wolves.
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>>151595518
they say there used to be lions in europe, but they were hunted to extinction
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>>151591786
There's a bunch of trans people here?
I mean, I am, but I thought it was all a meme.

Playing The Witcher (1):
Is money and Exp really that important in the game?
Will I be fucked later on if I ignore most of the shit?
I don't ignore quests or anything, but I really, really refuse to farm money or loot.
Other than that, I also don't bribe or give gifts to everybody. Only when I suspect I can get something in return...

Also this game is golden.
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>>151602917
Everyone here is trans. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying!
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>>151595518
>Am I the only one that found panthers to be kind of out of place and silly in this environment?
No, and in addition they were also annoying to deal with. In fact a lot of the new B&W enemies were annoying. Not difficult but just tedious.

>>151602917
>Is money and Exp really that important in the game?
There's not a lot of need for money, just for upgrading your gear a couple of times, some books and maybe alcohol (if you want to use alchemy without having to loot everything). You should make enough with quests and if you need more you can sell some of the rarer alchemy ingredients. Exp will come naturally if you do quests, in fact so much so that you should be able to max out all the bronze and silver talents by the end.

>I also don't bribe or give gifts to everybody. Only when I suspect I can get something in return...
Yeah, outside of actual quests a lot of them are just for the sex cards or some tidbits of info and not really necessary.
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>>151602917

The problem is the opposite, if you do all the side quests you get so much experience the game never becomes challenging again.

Gold is not for hoarding, I always spent my gold on recipes, armors etc.
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>151603759
Also don't panic if you get instakilled by a giant red plant in the swamps

It's a mini-bos required for a quest but it always comes out on the path and new players think they're underleveled but they're really not

You can kill that plant before the end of the chapter
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>>151603738
>>151603759
Ohm ok. I was worried cause I saw a lot of guides to ''Min-maxing'', collecting gold, save this item for this quest in 3 chapters and etc.
I think that I haven't buy anything so far (middle of chapter two) and no real problem with enemies. Only the usual, using the wrong sword style n' shit.

But is a bit tedious, that you need knowledge of X to finish a quest and waiting for an NPC to show up.
Other than that, game is fine. And Siegfrid seems a bro. A zealous bro. Shame I plan to go Neutral route.
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>>151603601
Shut up, Keira! Or we kick you out of the Lodge again.
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>>151603759
Doing a completion run plus installing the FCR mod on hard difficulty is really great experience.
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>>151604575
>I was worried cause I saw a lot of guides to ''Min-maxing'', collecting gold, save this item for this quest in 3 chapters and etc.
The only thing that I missed and that annoyed me in my first playthrough was saving some barghest skulls for later because you can only get them in chapter 1. The rest really isn't that important unless you're a completionist with OCD.

>But is a bit tedious, that you need knowledge of X to finish a quest and waiting for an NPC to show up.
The crux of older games. Usually meditation should help make them appear, although I remember tracking down Zoltan in Vizima took me a while because he likes to wander around the city a lot.

>Shame I plan to go Neutral route.
Neutral is the best way to go tbqh. You can always replay later if you want to see another route.
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>>151579026
Zirael seriously, my son has frozen to death, and I just want to fuck some succubi and be done with this.Help
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>>151605193
Lies.
They want to capture humans to take them to their world and use as free labor, and pets, and sex, and sex pets,
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>>151606581
You disgust me, I saw both of my two daughters being frozen to death with no way to help them, the Red Riders teleported me out of there before I could even say goodbye to my lovely ones, you disgust me, human.
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I am going to grope Triss' soft butt cheeks.
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Triss = Umbridge

both got raped by centaurs
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>>151607725
Triss never gets raped, she is the one doing the raping. And my Geralt loves it
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>>151602078
do you have any lighting mods on? looks nice
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>>151607958
Then explain how in my game the journal described how she got cornered and sexually assaulted by centaurs.
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All I say is that every witcher deserves, by law, a waifu. So I demand a waifu for Letho.
Who is it going to be? Any volunteers?

Sheala?
Lambert?
Could Philippa take him as a pet?
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>>151608119
Just a reshade preset: 1000 times better 2.3 without bloom and a bit increased saturation
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>>151608331
All things considered, actually Margarita Laux Antille would be perfect, both are kind of school principals at this point.
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>>151608331
The closest that Letho will ever get to a waifu is when he chops off Emhyr's head and skull fucks it when he's bored.
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>>151608593
Keep dreaming, northling.
>>151608396
You are right...
That way we can the sterile freaks together in one place.
Sorceresses working on the mutations while the witchers become their bodyguards and gather strange ingredients :3
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>>151608137
I doubt it, if that was the case, I would have already discovered and fapped to it.
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>>151587645
cant be unless she loses her powers, shes extremely op in tw3 already
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do any of you even play this game? where is the mod talk?
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>>151611361
There are no mods worth talking about.
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>>151611580
there are dozens of good ones though.
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>>151574506
Fuck that I just want my endless new game plus mod!
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>>151611361
I played it around release so I'm not familiar with current mods. If you have any recommendations then do share.
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What's the point anymore? CDPR doesn't care about the story, only waifufags matter to them.
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>>151613594
The point is to get even more amazing waifus in Cyberpunk.
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>>151613594
Stay tuned for more fresh memes, right here, in /wtc/
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Yennefer thought back to her final year at the magical academy of Aretuza when she had been forced to take a meandering and largely useless course in geology. You would expect rock trolls to have stone cocks, hard, jagged, uneven. You would be wrong, she remembered. The loins of a rock troll are made of a mixture of azurite and stalacite, substances with magical properties, and their mixture is smooth, bendable. The penis of a rock troll is softer than rock, though naturally larger and harder than a human penis. Much larger.

There was no time to loose ; She walked steadily until she was within their line of sight, then paused and snapped her fingers. Her dress disappeared. She resumed walking towards them, now wearing only her high-heels and her semi-transparent black lingerie.The trolls stopped, surprised, and Geralt looked at her dumbfounded out of the cauldron.

"I come to talk," she said, making her voice resonate off the cave walls with magic. "Put out the fire and we'll negotiate." It took a long time to agree on a bargain, largely because she had a hard time understanding what they said and everything had to be repeated many times. But, in the end, they struck a deal. She would take on only six of them, and, in exchange, they would let her depart with their prisoner. When Geralt had understood what it was she was offering, he began to howl with anger and she had to cast a silencing spell in his direction.

She had hoped they could at least do it out of Geralt's sight but they insisted on taking her in front of the big pot. She sighed. Geralt would understand. Eventually.She snapped her fingers and her lingerie disappeared. The trolls insisted she keep on her high heels. Geralt was turning deep shades of red in the now-tepid cauldron as he watched her lower herself onto the floor and rest on her hands and knees, her naked ass thrusting out provocatively.
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>>151581630
Poisoned blades scales with the enemy's HP which is just one of many reasons alchemy is best tree.
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>>151614479
"Titties nice nice round," mumbled the first one as he guided his stone cock into her. She could only groan in response as it filled her up. Holy Melitele, it was enormous.

To say it was bigger than any human cock was an understatement. The thing filled her up in ways she never imagined possible. It hurt a little at first, but the pain soon turned to pleasure as the stone rod seemingly pressed into her in every direction. The troll began to grunt as it thrust in and out of her.

She closed her eyes. She didn't care to see what Geralt's face looked like right now.

Fortunately, the troll did not last long, spewing its juice inside her in less than a minute. Moments later, it was replaced by the next one.Once again, a giant cock began thrusting into of her. She couldn't help but let out a moan of pleasure. This cock was even bigger than the last one. The troll cackled when it saw she seemed to be enjoying it.

"Magy-woman whore," it said.

"Yes," she replied, lost in the deliciousness of being taken by this monster, "yes, I am a whore."

After only a few more thrusts she felt herself coming close to orgasm. She opened her eyes and mouthed an "I'm sorry" to Geralt as she felt herself in the throes of it.

It might have been the biggest orgasm she had ever had. She felt herself shake, seemingly without end, and the screams that came from her lips seemed as if they might have come from someone else. Her body spasmed as she lost herself in waves of pleasure.

When it subsided, when she stopped shaking and her screams had quieted into lustful moans, a change had already occurred and the next troll had taken its place.
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>>151611361
Other than FriendlyHUD, lore friendly witchers and lore friendly Ciri and Scabbard mod, and green eyes for Eredin what's the point in having mods?
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>>151587645
>Never say never! TW4 Cirilla of Vengerberg will be out in a few years! :3
It'll be Cirilla of Rivia so as not to confuse the new fanbase. Yennefer will never appear because they don't want to upset people that didn't like her. There will be gratuitous Geralt cameo and a black lesbian sidekick.

>>151588335
They're autistic waifufags, just like the people making that mod. Let's just watch and enjoy the retard fight.
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>>151614609
She felt dreadfully ashamed now, ashamed of being unable to resist orgasming at the hands of these brutes, of finding the experience so arousing. Above all, she was mortified to have Geralt here to witness it all. Despite all this -- or maybe because of it -- she felt herself growing excited once again as the next monster plowed its cock into her.

The next half-hour was a blur. The last four trolls took longer to climax and she lost count of how many times she came, how much she had squirted all over the cocks that filled her up one after the other.

When it was finally over, she found herself lying on the ground, naked, unable to muster the strength to rise. She felt Geralt - presumably freed now - take her in his hands and carry her outside. She drifted off to sleep in his arms.

Moral : Geralt is a cuck, Yen is a bitch.
Choose Triss.
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>>151613594
It's all ogre, anon, time to move on from vidya
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Triss: Hello, papa.
Mr. Merigold: Who is this scoundrel and what's he doing in my house?
Triss: Please papa...this is Geralt..my..
Mr. Merigold: This guy? Triss dear, are you joking?
Geralt: Please Mr. Merigold, I assure you...
Mr. Merigold: Oh, I'm just kidding son...come, give me a hug.
Geralt:You're quite a jester Mr. Merigold...
Mr. Merigold: Thank you for making my daughter happy, son.
Triss: Hihihihi
Geralt:Hihihihi
Mr. Merigold: I love you my children.
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>>151595438
>Female protag rpgs don't sell.
This is a commonly held marketing myth but Neo CDPR probably believes it.

>>151595518
Depending on how long the elves occupied the place they might be perfectly reasonable inhabitants. There used to be fucking lions around much of the Med. Just thousands of years of human habitation killed them.

>>151600894
Don't fuck with hominids m8

>>151602917
I think it's a meme because we have one regular trans poster.

>money
Yes

>exp
Nah.

There's no need to farm.
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>>151606581
Avallac'h is lying to you, look. There's literally a pile of frozen human migrant workers in line for welfare right over there. We just wanted to help you stupid monkeys.

We never even tried to rape you why the hell do you always listen to him?

>>151608331
Sile was the closest thing he had but I doubt they ever fucked.
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>>151614635
The only mod I care about is Triss Companion mod. It allows you to take Triss anywhere with you, you can talk to her, kiss her and she fight by your side. The mod also adds Ciri and Dandelion at the end of B&W and you can even take Ciri as a companion too.
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>>151611278
>cant be unless she loses her powers, shes extremely op in tw3 already
This is the dumbest argument for no Ciri.

>muh gameplay mechanics
Geralt was incinerating huge mobs of Salamandra goons by the end of TW1 and get buttfucked by Nekkers in TW2. The gameplay mechanics are what they make it. Hell, blade oils and bombs were never even used in the books. Geralt was usually fucked if he went up against more than 5 or 6 people, and virtually any mage could destroy him easily.

But no, Ciri teleports behind u and one shots every motherfucker after al ong power up segment in the very last part of the rushed last act, so it's an insurmountable challenge.
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>>151614905
hot
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>>151613594
>What's the point anymore? CDPR doesn't care about the story, only waifufags matter to them.
We're here to shitpost and help newfags enjoy the good parts of the franchise.

>>151614320
Kek B&W didn't even generate any new memes
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I never expected an EE, CDPR was very clear about B&W being the last content for W3. I am not disappointed or surprised.
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>>151615124
>We never even tried to rape you
N-not even a little?
>>151615393
>Kek B&W didn't even generate any new memes
> Implying games need memes

Bethesda games are da best, righ? XD
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>>151615603
I didn't really expect GOTY edition to deliver but I'm glad it pissed people off. People need to stop being nice to developers and be proper consumers.
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>>151615752
What people? There are like 5 of them complaining on the official forums and a few people here, but I doubt some are the same, so yeah not really what I would consider a massive outcry. Most still kiss CDPR's ass. For every complaint, they get a thousand "We love you guys", "You are the best" and similar messages on FB, Twitter, reddit and so on.
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>>151616117
>There are like 5 of them complaining on the official forums and a few people here,
The official forums have been killed by over moderation. Their moderator count is about half the size of their average active user count. One minor complainy thred has two mods posting in it accounting for about 10% of its posts. Anything that gets slightly more negative is deleted or leads to bans.

There's a reason you don't see the outcry. It only lasts for an hour or so before being purged. Reddit downvotes criticism to oblivion, and everyone else has long since moved on.

ded franchise
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>>151614479
>>151614609
>>151614737

Bravo, what a story, with a good moral to boot.
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>>151611361
im currently playing with w3ee, and i really dig it. It basically gives me real open world experience where i dont have to worry about quest levels or enemy levels, can just roam around the world and do shit without getting my ass handed to me by some 20 levels higher than me nekker or getting overleveled and steamrolling lower level content. The combat is a lot more complex and feels better especially once i turned off autoaim. That said the mod is pretty hard in terms of "you die fast if you get hit", there are many changes and posting them all here would take too long. Im also using friendlyhud to turn off all hud and only use 3d markers and health/stamina/vigor pop up when taking damage. Also recommend using mapquestobjectives, random encounters and immersivecam. My game is now pretty much a sandbox/roguelike in witcher world
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>Hello, Marcin?
>Yeah, put more waifus in it.
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>>151616339
That sounds cool. I'll have to try it if I ever play the game again.
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>>151616313
I don't disagree, I'm just saying the complaints are hardly noticeable and CDPR will just brush them off leaving the few people complaining feeling dissatisfied and the rest will just continue praising them and buying their next game when the time for that comes.

To say it got the people pissed off is not really accurate because it's implying there is some uncontent mass of people now, when the reality is that only a few are complaining.
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>>151616412
>Nilfgaard Iphone

dat detail mayne
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>>151616778
Well they had to lock the GOTY announcement on their official forum. It did get people pissed off. I didn't say "it pissed off everyone and not they will be forced to accede to their demands". Just glad to see it woke up any fanboys at all.
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>>151616412
Did Papa bough her that phone mask? It's cute.
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>>151616412
> Ciri
> White collar worker

Kek
Unless papa got her the job in the family company.
Still, I give her a few months before she goes to her old habits, wasting the money on drugs and hookers.
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>>151617056
>Unless papa got her the job in the family company.
It's this. Look at the phone.
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>>151616571
its still work in progress, so maybe by the time you give it a try it will finally be done.
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>>151616941
And I say there were around 5 people complaining at best, the mods just silenced them, I read that whole thread. It's re opened now btw. Their moderators are a bunch of over sensitive cunts, so the lock down doesn't surprise me. A vast majority of fanboys are still blindly worshiping CDPR though, even those disappointed by the lack of EE. Nothing is changed there. CDPR won't even blink an eye at those complaints.
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>>151617398
>A vast majority of fanboys are still blindly worshiping CDPR though,
Based on what, reddit and a sample size o the two dozen remaining official forum posters?

I think most people that liked the game just have vague positive feelings about CDPR but don't give them a thought these days.

>CDPR won't even blink an eye at those complaints.
All I can do is not give them more money and shitpost at their fanboys when new releases come up....
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>>151617565
>Based on what, reddit and a sample size o the two dozen remaining official forum posters?
If you check their social media accounts, they still get a ton of praise there. Reddit has a few thousand people browsing it which is far more than the official forums and this place combined and then multiplied by ten.

So, like it or not it is currently the most reliable sample of their active fanbase. Even at the height of TW3 popularity, people posting on various forums presented a very minor portion of the people who bought the game. The bulk of the money comes from casuals and having a positive image among them matters a lot. So all the praise CDPR gets from critics and gaming media works wonders for those people.

> vague positive feelings about CDPR
As far as most people that liked the game are concerned, that is more than enough. When their next game comes out, those people will likely buy it.
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>>151618385
>So, like it or not it is currently the most reliable sample of their active fanbase. Even at the height of TW3 popularity, people posting on various forums presented a very minor portion of the people who bought the game.
So what you're saying is there IS no reliable sample. I can get behind that.
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Keep in mind that most people that played the game have no idea there were other two previous games or even that there are books or that the game is from Poland.

So CDPR relying on those people for feedback when they heavily used the forum in the past is just disgraceful to say the least, but, to their credit, they actually respond (on rare occasions) in the forum and when it does, it is worthwhile.
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>>151618673
>Keep in mind that most people that played the game have no idea there were other two previous games
can confirm

>Game has "3" in the title
>HOL UP U SAYIN DERE WAZ 2 ODDER GAME???

Gamers are idiots.
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>>151618494
There really isn't. However, it is not hard to conclude CDPR has a very positive public image and receives almost universal praise from gaming media and casual fans.
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>>151617098
> Emhyr asks you personally to check his daughter's house cause she has been missing from work for days
> You knock on her door until a short haired, blonde and barely dressed girl opens up
> Notice a rose tattoo on her exposed tight while she walks you to Cirilla's bedroom.
> See a bunch of losers sleeping in the living room, while one of them dances over a table under the obvious influence of drugs
> Text a psycho you know, Bonhart, to kick them out
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>>151616324
th-thanks
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>>151618854
Yeah, seems like it. Will that be enough, though? It's not how they got here, and the level of the stratosphere they've reached is crowded with very similar companies. Will they chose Cyberpunk over Elder Scrolls: Gondor or Waifu Effect 4, if they have to?
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>>151618798
>Game has "3" in the title
>HOL UP U SAYIN DERE WAZ 2 ODDER GAME???

SHIEEEET NIGGA I DOUGHT THA NUMBAH WAZ DA NUMBAH OF DA THREE WILD HUNT THUGS DAT LEAD THA REST OF THA PACK OV DEM SKELETON NIGGAZ

>Gamers are idiots.

Yup, considering the fact that games require more mental effort than watching TV you would expect they use their mental abilities more, but no.
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>>151619053
>Yup, considering the fact that games require more mental effort than watching TV you would expect they use their mental abilities more, but no.
Yeah it's weird. It should be a smarter hobby, but it's actually much dumber on average.
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>>151619004
I think it will, what did TW3 had to hype it up? Two imo amazing games and an obscure books series(at least to the anglosphere), but most people haven't even played them or knew about their existence and yet TW3 sold excellently.

Now their next game has TW3 as a recommendation and that will surely lead to even more sales. Whether they deliver when it comes to Cyberpunk quality, remains to be seen, but as far as the sales are concerned I have little doubt they'll do well.
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>>151594573
Are you ded
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>>151619442
>what did TW3 had to hype it up?
Microsoft marketing budget backed up by cult word of mouth.

The next release should have even more of the former and slightly less of the latter.
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How is this situation with meeting Menge supposed to play off?

SPOILERS

First time I walked in but when I realized I can't stop them from tortuting Triss we just blew up the place and killed everyone

Wanted to see a different outcome, so I chatted with Menge while they were torturing Triss and only learned that the gold is in Kovir, but ended up killing them all just the same seems Triss was tortured for nothing.

Is there third way this can play out?
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>>151619802
>Is there third way this can play out?
You can also find out about Dandelion but not learn anything about the Gold.

>but ended up killing them all just the same seems Triss was tortured for nothing.
You could have just walked out of a balcony and skipped killing almost all of them this way.

Also Triss being tortured is karma.
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What are your guys' unrealistic hopes and dreams for 2077?

My wish is that it'll have some distinctive heavy armor and easily modified models and textures
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>>151619508
>cult word of mouth
I don't think this had some massive influence on the casuals, in fact it might have had an opposite effect, scaring some of them off.

Marketing budget and CDPR's strategy however did a lot. They know how to build good PR, with all the DRM free talk, free DLC's, establishing the image of a gamer friendly company and so on. Casuals on the fence can be easily swayed by such tactics.
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>>151619910
>What are your guys' unrealistic hopes and dreams for 2077?
That it will be a deep story with a compelling and original protagonist.
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>>151619959
>Marketing budget and CDPR's strategy however did a lot. They know how to build good PR, with all the DRM free talk, free DLC's, establishing the image of a gamer friendly company and so on.
TW2 released with securom. They were forced to remove it due to mass outcry.

They've never been that good at this actually. it's a meme. It's just their original fanbase was discerning and watched them like a hawk. They're likely relieved to finally be rid of them for casuals that will take it up the ass and ask for seconds.
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>>151619908
can I still save dandelion even if I learned nothing from Menge?
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>>151620139
>can I still save dandelion even if I learned nothing from Menge?
Yes but you have to do another short quest first to capture a spy and interrogate him about his location.
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>>151619908
>Also Triss being tortured is karma
Triss proved her courage and loyalty by allowing herself to be tortured. Even though I will never let those witch hunters harm her, her gesture is much appreciated. Also if you do allow the torture to go to the end, seeing her kill Menge is a very nice scene and a badass moment for her. The only karma Triss deserves is getting married to Geralt in Kovir.
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>>151620232
>Triss proved her courage and loyalty by allowing herself to be tortured.
She endured one hand before deciding she'd had enough and blowing everything.
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>>151620107
Considering a lot of people don't even know TW2 existed, their Securom episode is mostly forgotten, they only know about DRM free CDPR.

That's the thing, hardcore fanbase is often the most critical one, and tends to became more and more critical as the game reaches mainstream and they somehow start to feel more entitled to CDPR's attention than the new fanbase. However, there is the inevitable reality that they are a business, making money is their priority and catering to the majority makes far more sense business wise. It happens to all the companies when they hit mainstream, CDPR is still far from EA or Ubisoft, but as they get more popular and it starts affecting their decisions, the old fanbase will start to feel more betrayed even though its often unjustified.
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>>151620107
Look at the GOTY eddition

it's just a CD and case

Compare it to TW2 retail eddition

They're at a point where they stopped caring
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>>151620743
>Considering a lot of people don't even know TW2 existed, their Securom episode is mostly forgotten, they only know about DRM free CDPR.
Like I said, they dumped the smart fans for a larger, dumber fanbase that will not call them on anything.
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>>151620327
They wanted to shackle her in dimeritium, she already risked a lot by going into the lion's den. It was never a plan for her to be tortured indefinitely or worse yet permanently captured by the witch hunters. Without her, Geralt wouldn't even get a chance to speak to Menge. Triss is a hero in my book.
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>>151620743
>the old fanbase will start to feel more betrayed even though its often unjustified
Fuck you fanboy. Consumers can and should demand whatever they want, and if companies do not meet their expectations, fuck them. They are not entitled to our money.
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>tfw if Ghostbusters 2016 were a videogame it would be a massive hit because gamers will buy anything marketing tell them to and want things to be as inclusive as possible
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>>151620907
I do not support that attitude, just because some people liked TW before it became big, doesn't make them smarter or better.

Same way, just because someone doesn't share your complaints doesn't make them stupid or inferior, no matter how strongly you feel it does.

You generalize things because you personally feel unsatisfied, but that doesn't make you right, nor wrong. It makes you an unsatisfied minority. That's just how things are, you can accept that or complain, refuse to buy their games or protest any way you see fit, but it doesn't make you better than others. I know you think you are, we've talked plenty of times before, I'm not trying to convert you or anything, continue expressing your concerns like you do now and try to push CDPR in the direction you want.
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>>151619910
That it will actually be better than the Witcher.
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>>151621829
>I do not support that attitude, just because some people liked TW before it became big, doesn't make them smarter or better.
They're smarter and better, just not for that reason.
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I want CDPR drones to choke on my dick :3
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Anyone that doesn't think they're better than the Triss Spammer should kill themselves. There are a variety of relatively safe methods, especially if you live in a nation without gun control. I recommend helium though.
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>>151621013
I never said you can't complain and demand whatever you want, just don't get butthurt when other people do the same and it happens to go against what you want or they don't complain at all. I complained and demanded more Triss because I wanted that, you can complain about anything you want and if you get it, good for you, if not, don't buy their future games, it's simple.
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>>151621253
There is an actual tie-in game for that abomination though.
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>>151622164
>you can complain about anything you want you're just wrong to do so because I'm better than you (but I'm totally not better than you because everyone is perfect and special in their own way)
Go fuck your waifu (by which I mean your right hand)

>>151622196
Tie-in game isn't the same.
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>>151622046
Some are, some aren't and as always, we disagree.
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>>151622164
Not that anon, but you just proved him right, you do realize those extra Triss scenes were underbaked and half-assed, right? You realize those dialogue lines were Twilight-tier shite?

That's the thing, they threw shit at you and you thanked them for it, granted, they did it for free, but they still threw shit at you and you loved it.
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>>151622343
We disagree because I am smarter, healthier, more reasonable, and all around more good-looking than you are.
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>>151622296
>Go fuck your waifu
I wish...great argument though, you should try it with CDPR, I'm sure they'll listen to you when you present your case so strongly.
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>>151622496
>You should email CDPR like you do on a Korea scrimshaw board to show how unreasonable you are
>I won't defend my opinions, just say that you're wrong and everything is like, relative, man
Wow, could you get any more predictable?
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>>151622486
Like I said before, we don't need to agree and good for you, but I'm quite a handsome fellow, mind you.

>>151622483
You think it's shit, I think it's sweet. I advocated for just that, you are not forced to ever see it in your game. I never expected them to add Kovir expansion unlike some, so I'm happy with what I got, and I appreciate the gesture more than anything.
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>>151622751
>Like I said before, we don't need to agree and good for you, but I'm quite a handsome fellow, mind you.
The Triss in your head that tells you this is not real.

>I advocated for just that, you are not forced to ever see it in your game.
Only way to not see waifu patch dialogue is to cut ties with any romance subplot period. Also you ignore opportunity cost.
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>>151622620
I did email them and I always defend my opinions, thank you very much. It worked btw.
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>>151622751
>You think it's shit, I think it's sweet.

And that is why I agree with the other anon even though he over-exaggerates it a bit, the new fanbase is really that stupid.

>I appreciate the gesture more than anything.

No comment, if you can't recognize that if you demanded better lines from CDPR if you sperged out again on them you would have gotten more better quality Triss scenes, then there is no point to be made.
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>>151622892
>The Triss in your head that tells you this is not real.
She is not the only one, but let's not get into a debate who's better looking, it's pointless and the answer is obvious, it's me.

>Only way to not see waifu patch dialogue is to cut ties with any romance subplot period. Also you ignore opportunity cost.
What exactly is so horrible about the two one minute long cutscenes if you go the Yen route. I can get the KM one, but Ciri's was ok. And it was by far the most requested thing, it dwarfed the complaints about EE, Iorveth or anything else, it made sense to address what most people at that time wanted.
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>>151623495
>What exactly is so horrible about the two one minute long cutscenes if you go the Yen route
One of them is ok. The one at Kaer Morhen is a cliché (muh love countdown) and interrupts the flow of the scene.

The dialogue with Ciri about Yen is dumb and out of character (I guess it's none of my business but I'm glad you ended up with my mother despite being with her last time I saw you and didn't break her heart. Not that I care, or anything)

>And it was by far the most requested thing, it dwarfed the complaints about EE, Iorveth or anything else, it made sense to address what most people at that time wanted.
What people want is shitty, Michael Bay tier popcorn fodder. because they're dumb.
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>>151623245
Like I said, the lines are fine, I love the cheesiness of Triss romance, it's one of its main appeals for me. Different people have different preferences, you are not the quality moderator.

>there is no point to be made
Considering your main argument rests on calling other people stupid for not agreeing with you, yeah, I agree.
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>>151623895
>Different people have different preferences, you are not the quality moderator.
I'll be sure to unconditionally defend CDPR when they release their scat-waifu simulator DLC for people that literally love shit then.
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>>151623636
Well, sorry you didn't liked them, what can I say, hope it doesn't ruin the game too much for you. Advocate harder for your own agendas the next time and maybe it won't happen again.

>because they're dumb.
It's hard being special, it's a curse sometimes.
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>>151624348
>Well, sorry you didn't liked them, what can I say, hope it doesn't ruin the game too much for you.
It was a sideshow to the real problems that will never be fixed.

>It's hard being special, it's a curse sometimes.
It really is.
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>>151624051
I criticize CDPR about plenty of things, I just don't see their failure to address those complaints as the end of them, like some people here like to present it.

>>151624593
About the problems we agree, about the ramification of those problems not getting fixed however, we don't.
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>>151624971
>I criticize CDPR about plenty of things,
Bullshit.

> I just don't see their failure to address those complaints as the end of them, like some people here like to present it.
but that's just like, your opinion. You can't say it's not the end of them because it might like, totally be the end of them for other people!
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>>151624971
>About the problems we agree,
Not really. Even the few times you've talked like a human bring you've only almost agreed on the broad strokes. Anything specific about characterization or the like you missed the point of because you're an autistic waifufag.
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>>151625090
>Bullshit
I would have loved more fleshed out Eredin, the conclusion to the Lodge subplot, Dijkstra not acting like he did in RoS, even more Triss(of course), Fringilla and Rita not being useless cameos, Sile getting a better treatment, Iorveth being in the game and so on. I would gladly pay for an EE.

>but that's just like, your opinion
And I never said it's anything more than that, I encourage anyone to express themselves, I'm not asking anyone to stop attacking CDPR, I am just saying that I disagree with it.

>>151625234
That's your opinion and that's fine. And personal insults again? Tsk, tsk, tsk, I thought we were over that...:3
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>>151625916
I'm not insulting you. You are a self avowed waifufag with symptoms of autism.
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>>151626016
We disagree on the autism part, as far as waifufag part is concerned, no issue there. I do love muh Triss.
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>>151629065
I wish Triss would drop into the archive
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>>151629242
I wish Triss would drop in my lap.
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what a great expansion

hearts of stone ain't got shit on this
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>>151631510
memes lmao XD
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>>151631510
it's pretty good desu
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BnW:
>Anna Henrietta is hot
>Syanna is hot
>the chemistry (and attraction) between Geralt and Regis
>Dettlaff looks cool
>everything about Oriana
>Corvo Bianco
>your SO or your daughter visits you at the end
>gorgeous scenery
>beautiful soundtrack
>cool side quests
>cool new monsters

HoS:
>none of the main characters are likeable
>forced diversity
>same old boring ugly Velen
>Shani looks ugly and has a bad voice actor
>side quests are boring
>didn't even bring back Siegfried to counter the boring side quests
>boss fights are lame copies of DaS fights
>forgettable soundtrack
>reskinned monsters from the base game
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>>151633567
>>Shani looks ugly and has a bad voice actor

I will FUCKING fight you.
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>>151633567
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>>151633818
The least they could have done was give her tits to balance out her bad voice and ugly face.
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>>151634031
and the curse claims another victim
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>>151633567
B&W
>Syanna is hot
Nope
>Dettlaff looks cool
But he is a boring autist

HoS
>none of the main characters are likeable
Wrong
>forced diversity
Where?
>Shani looks ugly and has a bad voice actor
She's alright
>forgettable soundtrack
Soundtrack is excellent, better than B&W
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>>151634141
Hey now let's be reasonable, Syanna is pretty hot.

Shani's VA is great, people just can't get past the weird mixed accent the voice director had her use.
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>>151634486
>Syanna is pretty hot.
I would take Anna over her any day of the week. She is not even among top 10.
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>>151634031
>fat cow tits make everything better!!!!
no they don't

>bad voice ugly face
wrong

Shani is second only to Ciri in the Witcher Universe Beauty Pageant
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>>151634957
They're both hot but I have a thing for sassy brunettes. The fact that she's athletic just makes it better.
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>>151634141
>Nope
Not every woman has to look like a plastic doll to be attractive, you know.
>But he is a boring autist
No, he struggles with his emotions. You can see it when he regrets murdering his friend and rips off his hand. He just wanted to save the one he loved. I'm certain if instead of Dettlaff and Syanna the same thing happened with Geralt and Ciri, people would be cheering on Geralt for doing anything to save his loved one.

>Wrong
Are you talking about Iris? She's the only semi-likeable character and she wasn't a main character. Hell, she barely even was a character beyond being the perfect tragic waifu that the player would feel sorry for. Shani was forced on you so much that I couldn't get past that. I was never interested in her, so it just made her more off-putting for me.
>Where?
Ofieri appearing after CDR was criticized for having no black characters sure was convenient.
>Soundtrack is excellent, better than B&W
I can't even remember the main theme, meanwhile the remixed trailer song and the accordion tune in BnW were phenomenal. Plus the references to the Witcher 1 soundtrack in many other tracks were amazingly done.

>>151635205
>Shani is second only to Ciri in the Witcher Universe Beauty Pageant
Well, I simply cannot agree with that at all.
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>>151635205
>Shani is second only to Ciri in the Witcher Universe Beauty Pageant
In facial beauty terms?

Yen=Ciri>Shani>Annarietta>Syanna>Triss

I still mourn Triss's pre-downgrade face.
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>>151635415
>Not every woman has to look like a plastic doll to be attractive, you know.
Syanna is a bit plastic-ey.
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>>151631510
CDPR: "look at us guys we can into memes too! XD"
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>>151635415
>I'm certain if instead of Dettlaff and Syanna the same thing happened with Geralt and Ciri, people would be cheering on Geralt for doing anything to save his loved one.
Are you baiting still or do you seriously think that's the problem people have with Detlaff's characterization?
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>>151635212
I mean, she certainly isn't ugly, just not my type.

>>151635205
>Witcher Universe Beauty Pageant

1. Triss
2. Anna
3. Sile
4. Yen
5. Ves
6. Philippa
7. Shani
8. Keira
9. Cynthia
10. Irina
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>>151636021
>I mean, she certainly isn't ugly, just not my type.
Fair enough.
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>>151633567
Story : HoS beats the shit out of BnW in that regard.

Side quests : BnW beats the shit out of HoS in that regard.

Main characters: HoS beats the shit out of BnW in that regard.

Music: can't really pick a favourite as both really suit the story they are trying to tell, the AC2-esque music for BnW and the spooky slavic saz+lyre or kemenche solos are just awesome.

Scenery: Toussaint is beautiful as fuck.

But for me in terms of story:
HoS > Main Story > Blood and Wine
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>>151635415
>Are you talking about Iris?
Gaunter, Olgierd, Iris and Shani

>I can't even remember the main theme
Gaunter theme song is awesome as is the Olgierd's fight music
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I don't remember a single track from BnW's soundtrack.
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>>151636759
Gwent music was damn good though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tJHtH30rs0
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>>151635742
True, but she has some wrinkles on her face, unlike all the other possible love interests in the series.

>>151635940
I know that people are upset because he went on a killing spree. But it was established that he was a "pack animal" and as such he wanted to punish Syanna himself for the crimes she had tricked him into committing. The enemy "pack" (Anna Henrietta along with Beauclair) denied him the opportunity to do so even after he had given his warning. He saw that as a cue to take whatever means necessary to get his revenge. And he does walk away once he has gotten it, provided you allow him. So no, I don't have a problem with his characterization and I think people are just being overly critical because they don't understand his character.

>>151636409
Fair enough, I don't agree with everything but I can respect your opinion.

>>151636456
>Gaunter, Olgierd, Iris and Shani
I don't think Olgierd is likeable. He's like the Bloody Baron, both were despicable people who deserve death for their crimes. Olgierd didn't need O'Dimm to bring out the worst in him, he was already rotten before the pact.
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>>151637224
>True, but she has some wrinkles on her face, unlike all the other possible love interests in the series.
Syanna isn't a love interest.

>I know that people are upset because he went on a killing spree.
Wrong. Their upset because most of his characterization is informed rather than shown. That's just the cherry on the shit sunday. Syanna and Detlaff are under developed as fuck.
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>>151637224
>I don't think Olgierd is likeable. He's like the Bloody Baron, both were despicable people who deserve death for their crimes.

>A character has to be a good person to be likeable
>defends a literal mass murdering monster because "lel it's just his nature" he a good boy tryin a turn he life around
t. new audience
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>>151637224
>I know that people are upset because he went on a killing spree. But it was established that he was a "pack animal" and as such he wanted to punish Syanna himself for the crimes she had tricked him into committing. The enemy "pack" (Anna Henrietta along with Beauclair) denied him the opportunity to do so even after he had given his warning. He saw that as a cue to take whatever means necessary to get his revenge. And he does walk away once he has gotten it, provided you allow him. So no, I don't have a problem with his characterization and I think people are just being overly critical because they don't understand his character.

Not the anon you replied to, but that retard with his "muh pack" mentality actually saved people from a monster hundreds of years before, if he as a fucking vampire cared about the lives of innocents, then why in the living fuck did he attack a full city that had a small amount of innocents in them just because his feelings are hurt? He may be an autistic "beast-minded" vampire that can't understand humans for shit and was betrayed by the only link he had in this world, but even without this link he actually helped people before.

Seems CDPR literally planned the city invasion by vampires long before they wrote the story for it, and it shows, Dettlaff breaks character.
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>>151637224
>True, but she has some wrinkles on her face, unlike all the other possible love interests in the series.
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>>151639380
Every Triss' wrinkle is like a road to paradise.
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Anyone know why I got attacked by thugs at the end of the Doppler play?

I said all my lines correctly. I'm seeing videos of the quest but none of them get attacked
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>>151641012
Because it is a Drama, implies the story is actually serious which rustles the jimmies of those thugs, it has to be a comedy to avoid the fight.
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Do sorceresses menstruate?
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> Peolpe consider Syanna to be ugly
C'mon, you may not like her, but ugly? Really?
Same with Shani.
I don't know if people is joking or just dumb, or with weird tastes...
But then again, I think Philippa looks kind of ugly, so...

>>151643442
No
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>>151643442
Good question, but I guess no, either because of the magical treatments they take that causes almost all of them to become infertile, or spells, I doubt they would allow for such "embarrassing" things to remain for a sorceress as they really care about their image.
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>>151645343
I also lean toward the theory that they get rid of it during the sterilization process.
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>>151645290
I think it's people's hatred of Syanna affecting their judgement honestly.

>>151645343
How would that affect their image? It's not like they have to announce it to the world.
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>>151645650
Nah, atrophied gonads.
They are dry and rotten, is like menopause.
Which makes me wonder how do they get their sexual hormones...
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>>151645861
>How would that affect their image? It's not like they have to announce it to the world.

Doesn't matter, they are the type of people that would cleanse each and every single imperfection, zit, skin color imbalance, etc.


>>151645650
Also this.
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>>151646692
It's not like they care, they can just say a spell that would give them the best orgasm they ever had, no troll dick needed, RIGHT FAPFIC ANON?
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>>151646924
But it weakens your bones and kills your libido.
And I don't know about their bones but daaamn are sorceresses horny.
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Is there like any positive devout character in TW3?

All the priests and devout people seem to be scum, this game has too much fedora tipping for me.
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>>151647096
>ll the priests and devout people seem to be scum
Only the guys from the Eternal Fire.

Pagans and people in Skellige are fine.
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>>151647430
It was too black and white

There was never any characters like Sigfried around.

Even at the height of corruption the catholic church still had alright people
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>>151647096
Remember that Polish history (as far as I know) did have christians that are similar to the eternal fire people, and there was a battle between keeping Pagan culture and entirely removing it in favour of Christian beliefs and values, just look at the Flaming Rose knights that are a reference to the Teutonic Order.

Sure, it may be fedora tipping for you, but for Poland this is history.
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>>151648098
Didn't really have a problem with that but every single eternal fire priest is presented as thug and a criminal. I haven't met a morally gray character yet, they're all awful people
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>>151648794
When you put it like that, the only decent Witch Hunter was the commander of the Baron's daughter, and there is that one priest near the main temple that does sell you stuff, but yes, have to say they really made Nilfgaard with its super strict rules and severe punishments look much better than religious freaks of the Eternal Fire.
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>>15164780

cringe r/atheism shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NTeAk6Wq1E
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>>151647084
Huh, they must definitely have done something to augment their lack of hormones. I'm really curious now! But I can't think of anything besides "oh magic".
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>>151647808
I don't know if I'd really call them "alright" considering what they knew.
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>>151651242
Sometimes, there isn't really a more logical explanation.
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>>151658552
There is a serious like of our girl Triss in this thread 2bh
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>>151658761
*lack

Anyway post more Triss
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>>151643442
We don't know.

>>151645343
On the other hand "sorceresses don't bleed" makes them seem even more inhuman.
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>>151658761
I think she is well represented. Our Triss deserves it.
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>>15164565
>>151646739
>during the sterilization process.
There is no sterilization process. This meme needs to die along with "Yen is a hunchback and Triss is a burn victim hiding under an illusion".

>Doesn't matter, they are the type of people that would cleanse each and every single imperfection, zit, skin color imbalance, etc.
They don't, though. They look like models, not badly airbrushed models or plastic dolls.
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>>151645861
People hate Syanna? Did people actually care enough about Detlaff or Annarietta to feel that way?

>>151646692
That's not how menopause works. We literally have no idea what causes sterility or what the hell "atrophied" means in the few instances it's brought up in the books. Sapkowski cannot into biology.
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>>151647084
>>151651242
>And I don't know about their bones but daaamn are sorceresses horny.
They're horny because they're biologically in their early to mid 20's forever.

>>151647096
There's almost no positive authority figures period.

Tamara and Graden are ok though.

>>151647430
>Pagans
Worship three Baba Yagas who literally eat babies

>and people in Skellige
Murder, rape, enslave, and burn women alive at major parties.
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>>151658761
>>151659113
>>151659272
I'd be ok with waifufags being burned alive tbqh
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>>151660142
That isn't very nice
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>>151660429
Nothing good was ever accomplished by being nice.
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>>151660520
I disagree, we were nice toward CDPR and they gave us more Triss.
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>>151659610
>People hate Syanna?
Some people yes, for what she does to Dettlaff and how the happy ending has her get off scot free while Detlaff dies. Whenever the endings for B&W get discussed you should notice it.
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>>151660741
That's an essay. There's no evidence at all that this policy was ever adopted, and reason to believe it wasn't (given that her forced sterilization would likely be among the most important events of her life, you'd think Yennefer would remember it and perhaps even hold it against Tissaia).

Tissaia was never autocratic ruler of the Council and Conclave. Her demands and suggestions are not law. Next you're gonna tell me Yen's really ugly based on Geralt's description in Last Wish,, and that Falka had Elder Blood.

>>151661002
You were loud towards CDPR and they gave you more Triss. Which is a bad thing, so this has nothing to do with the point anyway.
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>>151661081
Sound like beta self insert fags mad they can't get a GF to me.

>identifying this much with Detlaff
kek
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>>151661116
>more Triss
>a bad thing

It really isn't.
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>>151661116
>You were loud
Many others have been loud, but were we the only ones that were both loud and nice.
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>>151661349
No, you were simply the loudest by far and demanded the easiest since quality mattered nothing to you, just a few crappy lines.
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>>151661698
Most of us kept the expectations realistic, few were expecting Kovir expansion. Personally, I didn't even expected CDPR to do anything, it came as very pleasant surprise when they responded. Few companies would do that, even if they ignored us, the things would eventually die down and there wouldn't really be a backlash or anything that would tarnish their reputation. It was a very nice gesture from their part, they really grew on me by doing it. Not to mention they put resources in it and gave it for free.
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>end OC, not touched DLC
7000 gold in my inventory, that's a lot! Damn, don't know what to do with it
>play HoS
Oh what's that? 5000? Right I can do that I'm rich
>GIBE MONI PLS
O-ok here's another 10000
>I REPORT U
Fuck here I sold everything to make 15000 now please stop
>start Blood and Wine
Oh cool I got the diagrams for grandmaster gear
>30000 to craft one set including materials

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>151662404
I'm a Yen fag, tell me again what was changed about the Triss romance/plot?
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>>151663316
Waifu patch added the following:

>A short scene with Yen/Triss when you arrive to KM after Isle of Mists
>A dialogue with Ciri during the Payback quest discussing Geralt's romance with Yen/Triss
>A dialogue on the boat or whenever you can to to them with Yen/Triss/Ciri discussing romance outcomes.
>A scene with Triss in the tent before the final battle
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>>151659849
>Murder, rape, enslave, and burn women alive at major parties.
Shut up, anon, you are giving me a boner.
>>151659849
>They're horny because they're biologically in their early to mid 20's forever.
Lies!
>>151659610
>We literally have no idea what causes sterility or what the hell "atrophied" means in the few instances it's brought up in the books
For what I remember, they say something of ''atrophied gonads'', so I assume their ovaries are dry like a raisin because ''magic''.
Also, I'm probably wrong, but I think Yen tells Ciri in Blood of the elves that sorceresses don't menstruate
That's what I meant for ''menopause''.
> Sapkowski cannot into biology.
Agree. That why I was wondering about how do they get their sex hormones without functioning ovaries.
Can't believe we are talking about this...
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>>151663945
>>Murder, rape, enslave, and burn women alive at major parties.
>Shut up, anon, you are giving me a boner.
Is there anything else you'd like to share?
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>>151663008
>30000 to craft one set including materials
Make your own materials, dammit.
>>151665214
Yes, still playing TW and surprisingly enjoying it.
But decided to buy a lot of books and now I'm broke... Kind of.
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>>151616339
Thanks for the reply, that sounds awesome. I'm trying to get a definitive mod list so I can copypasta it but it's hard to stay focused when it's just me thinking about mods.
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http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/119601-Ciri-is-back-in-Blood-amp-Wine-and-i-can-finally-say-that-it-was-a-good-Ending-for-me!-And-you?p=2822841#post2822841
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yer mum sucks dworf cock
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I am going to get molested by Triss.
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Well I already have 15 good mods installed and I feel I'm not even half done yet.

>this game has no worthwhile mods
- some fag
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>>151674586
send her my way next
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Hairworks or no hairworks?
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>you will never sniff Ciri's used, dirty panties
>you will never eat the dried up poo flakes collecting around the edge of her panties
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>>151677345
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>>151677030
And I have 38 mods installed and I would still say the vast majority of them are not worthwhile, they simply need the real Redkit so they can do more cool shit, thank CDPR for not getting their Redkit out after they PROMISED it.
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Just got this game a week ago and im loving it. The armor sets look pretty dull though .do the armor sets look better later in the game? The only set i liked so far was redanian halberdier.
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>>151682023
witcher armor looks good
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>>151683053
level one ursine looks cool. Griffin set would be nice if it wasn't for the beer belly.
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post mods
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>>151684523
I just use the 9000 weight mod and the mod that gives you half experience for greyed out quests (instead of 1 or 2)
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>>151680054
Can you post your mod folder please?

>>151684523
>noBeardExp
what
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>>151685203
stops beard from gaining exp so it stays shaved

i will never again be a slave to the barber jew
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>>151685365
essential mod
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Have any of you used any hairworks mods? There are so many and I wonder if they're compatible with one another and with the newest patch. Some of them like the Hairworks for Monsters only is really old.
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oh my god page 11
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do you actually have to play with the skellige deck in the gwent tournament

it sounds impossible
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>>151663945
>Also, I'm probably wrong, but I think Yen tells Ciri in Blood of the elves that sorceresses don't menstruate
No. Though she does tell Ciri to keep tampons with her.
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Is there any downside to losing Blueboy Lugos' respect in exchange for cash money after Cave of Dreams? Meaning, does it actually change anything in game? I expected him to be more upset with the dialogue option in which Geralt says Madman sent him, so I just told him I heard he was looking to hire a witcher. Didn't realize the outcome would be negative, though maybe it is either way?
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>>151708479
You should be ashamed.
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>duke of this duke of that duke of--duke of dog diddle
Holy shit someone must be familiar with Irish knackers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5zZjfjAq9I
About a minute in, the NPC in blood and wine even tried to mimic his accent.
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So I've been messing around with the appearance menu and I just noticed that there is only the ONE casual shirt Geralt can wear.

Why? Is there a mod that gives him more shirts to wear?
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>>151618932
Good man.
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>>151669505
>this is all it takes
I'm beginning to get surprised that ME3's ending ever caused any rustled jimmies at all.
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>>151678162
No hairworks. Tanks FPS and is jarring looking.

>>151680054
Are you implying CDPR lied about something? That's a ban.

>>151684523
>moo.jpg
took me a sec to get it but kek
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>>151706551
He's ok with Geralt at the end if you're up front with him but long term there's no big difference.

>>151709356
Agreed, that "stare at the camera" move made me cringe.
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Lol

https://streamable.com/xug0
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>>151717071
canon
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is it ok to do the main quests at the beginning and after that do all the contracts and secondary quests? or i will be too high level? i just imagine geralt would try to save ciri and after that take his time witchering and finish with blood and wine
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>>151717896
Geralt is trying to find Ciri, so I guess it makes sense that he looks everywhere.
Also, he need money for food and stuff, I guess.

Don't forget, in the books Geralt stopped looking for Ciri for months just to plow a sorceress and make a fortune in Touissant.
Geralt is a fucking dickhead. And that's canon.
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>>151701462
Skellige deck is powerful (Against the AI) once you know how to play it. And you don't have to play against Nilfgaard, I think.
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Ciri! :3
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>>151721625
> Not even Ciri can save us now
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>>151637224

>I don't think Olgierd is likeable. He's like the Bloody Baron, both were despicable people who deserve death for their crimes

What did the Baron actually do wrong? His wife deserved to be beaten if you ask me. His only problem was that he didn't just dump her.
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>>151717896
You would be too high level. And you would really struggle with the main quest in the beginning. The books are basically one giant "where's Ciri" quest and Geralt does take breaks as another Anon pointed out, so it's not out of the ordinary to mix them up.
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>>151723051
Seriously? Anna was wrong to cheat on him, but Bloody Baron lost all moral high ground once he became a wife-beating murderer. And the daughter that he claims to love and the only sympathetic part about his story wants absolutely nothing to do with him because he turned her childhood into a nightmare.
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>>151724792
He lost moral high ground when after he beat his wife and murdered the piece of shit she was fucking, is that he just did not let her go after he beat her, not because he beat a cheating wife and killed a piece of shit.
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>>151725409
*He did not lose moral high ground after he beat her and killed that piece of shit she was fucking, it's that he just did not let her go after he beat her, not because he beat a cheating wife and killed a piece of shit.
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>get sick of being an autistic chucklefuck with a min-max build
>start using the Piercing Cold mutation with a mish mash of combat, signs and alchemy abilities
This game is now 100x more fun, wowee
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I'm so fucking bored...

I'm going to play as Ciri in Skyrim.
What race should she be? Imperial, right? Maybe Nord, but meh, I have doubts. Redguard?
And her skills?
One handed weapons is obvious. A bit of blocking will be necessary. Restoration? Alteration?
Or should I ignore magic altogether and focus on the shouts? Slow time, become ethereal, sprint, etc,
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I fucking love Triss Merigold.
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>>151726675
>Slow time, become ethereal, sprint, etc,
For Ciri those seem like the best. As for race, maybe Nord or Breton.
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>still own an unopened PC Collector's Edition
How do I sell it?
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WHY DO SCURVERS HAVE SUCH A MASSIVE AOE WHEN THEY DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>151726675
>What race should she be? Imperial, right?
Yes.
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>witcher 3 runs on ultra with high fps
>witcher 2 lags the fuck out
why
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>>151734570
Older version of the engine.
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>>151729753
Shouldn't nords be the people from Skellige?
Why breton? The mix of human and elven blood?
>>151734570
Hell yes. I get more fps in TW3 than in the TW2.
Still, the game has some kind of ''comic-like'' charm...
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>>151736059
>Why breton? The mix of human and elven blood?
Yeah, seems like a good choice for Ciri.

Admittedly, the Nords are closest to people from Skellige, so that mightn't make as much sense.
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>>151736059
Bretons are ugly as fuck
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Can any of you upload a crack for 1.22?
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>>151737168
So is Ciri.
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>>151737168
And short. Ciri is at least 5' 10''
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>>151737518
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>>151737518
reverend
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found this in a secret meme folder
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me on the left
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>>151738638
Me on the right
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Darlings, darlings, darlings... A reminder that this is very-very likely to happen, or to have already happened in cyberpunk world. A pervert elf and a co-dependent murderous girl.

The space-hopping couple.
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>>151738327
lewd

>>151739794
FUCK YOU. Ciri is pure you piece of shit.
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>>151737518
He just wanted to save his race and free his cousins the Aen Seidhe from humans, but he was also a cosplayer and a meme connoisseur.
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>>151740881
You wish.
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>>151738327
What a beauty.
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>>151741362
Ciri is pure! Anything you read suggesting otherwise was a mistranslation!
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I've been doing this treasure quest for so long I forgot the details

How did Menge get his hands on the treasure again?
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>>151706551
well if you do king's gambit he dies anyways

wonder what happens if you don't do it

>>151743802
he captured dandelion after he stole it
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>>151744216
He is talking about the son, not the father.
Anyway, doesn't matter, you see him 3 or 4 times and dies the last one sooo...
>>151743802
>>151744216
>he captured dandelion after he stole it
What anon said.
And he was stealing it for Whoreson Jr, if I remember correctly.
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>>151744346
>He is talking about the son, not the father.
yes

blueboy lugos dies during king's gambit, like every other potential king except svanrige and the an craites
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>>151743802

Menge was already on Dudu's track, due to him being a doppler and knowing Chappelle, and found him right after Dudu, Dandelion and Ciri stole Dijkstra's treasure. They escaped, but they had to abandon treasure, so Menge took it for himself. Whoreson was pissed, because he assumed Dandelion and Ciri tried to con him by keeping the money for themselves. So he captured Dudu and tortured him to learn where the treasure is. After that Dudu was saved by Ciri and Dandelion got arrested while helping her.

Really, if it wasn't for the dead hookers, Whoreson would be fairly justified in his actions.
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>>151746838
There is not justification in being a retard though.
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>>151746838
>Whoreson would be fairly justified in his actions.
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>>151747003

He didn't know about Menge taking the treasure, so I would say that was a fair assumption.
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>>151748114

He kept his end of the deal and fixed curse container, which, according to the letter, wasn't easy. Ciri failed to deliver the money. I would be pissed as well.
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>>151748660
She should've just offered him sex.

A degenerate like Whoreson would've been all over that and it would save her headache in the long run.
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A list of tw3 characters that Ciri felt attracted to:
>Avallac'h
>Skjall
>Emhyr
>Whoreson Jr
>Eredin
>Voorhis
>Lambert
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>>151749886
He most likely offered it in a sly and subtle way, but Ciri is not that much of a slut.
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>>151750234
Don't forget the leader of the Elf circus group whom she stayed to "say goodbye to".

And also Bea the barmaid.
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>>151750404
Good point, thanks
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2077 IS [SPOILER] NEVEREVER [/SPOILER]
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>>151750234
> No Bea

Tsk, tsk, tsk...
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they should really just make a cinematics quality animation of witcher
would be a huge success
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so is there any reason there isn't so much a SNIFF of in game screenshots of Cyberpunk 2077 out here in the internets after being revealed FOREVER ago?
why is CDPR keeping this project so under wraps?
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>>151751337
BECAUSE IT IS VAPOURWARE AND THEY HAVE BEEN LYING ALL ALONG!
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are they done with w3? no more dlcs huh
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>>151717896
The early game it's better to do main quests firsts but after that you'll rapidly outlevel contracts. Sadly the game kind of punishes that kind of roleplaying as a result. Just depend sidequests exist in some alernate universe.
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>>151718364
>Don't forget, in the books Geralt stopped looking for Ciri for months just to plow a sorceress and make a fortune in Touissant.

>>151724539
>The books are basically one giant "where's Ciri" quest and Geralt does take breaks as another Anon pointed out, so it's not out of the ordinary to mix them up.

Special circumstances though. I mean, not that it wasn't a prolonged moment of weakness but he actually has leads here and less reason to be emo.

>>151723006
Who's Ciri? Oh, you mean waifu/daughteru Tsiri that is the Witcher's answer to Elizabeth from Bioshock.
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>>151725491
t. Saudi Arabia

The options open to a moral adult in the Baron's position

>1. Do everything you can to become a better man worthy of your family
>2. Have a good screaming match, maybe beat on her new lover a little, then leave and try to move on

The option he chose

>3. Blame them for his problems, murder one, abduct and abuse the others

But yeah, it's Anna's fault that he became an absentee drunk even in peace time who was incompetent to raise their daughter.
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>>151726675
>What race should she be? Imperial, right? Maybe Nord, but meh, I have doubts. Redguard?

>human with magical aptitude and a large amount of elf blood
Obviously a Breton. Fucking new TES fanbase...
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>post "villains" who did nothing wrong
Touissant deserves to be destroyed imo

>>151740881
>mass effect fan is a waifufag
shocker
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>>151741151
>tfw Ciri would have helped except she found his cosplay 2spoopy and thought he was a real Mr. Skeltal
I blame inbreeding.

>>151746838
Based Anon that can follow a plot that isn't spoonfed to him.
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>>151749886
>A degenerate like Whoreson would've been all over that
And Ciri would be all over a degenerate with no respect for her, canonically.

>>151750280
>He most likely offered it in a sly and subtle way,

>OY UR ONE RITE HOT BIRD C'MERE AND SIT ON ME WHORESON JUNIOR JR.
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falka>ciri
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>>151750918
>they should really just make a cinematics quality animation of witcher
Agreed. But only because I want it.

>would be a huge success
Disagreed because Americans hate non Jap/non Pixar cartoons.

>>151751337
They plan to make money off GoG and Gwent forever. Cyberpunk is their Half Life 3.

>>151751717
Yep. They're done. You could have prevented this etc etc.

Did they ever re-open their GOTY thread on the official forums btw?
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>>151737518
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>>151753350
Ciri>Falka>Tsiri

>>151753480
Which one did nothing wrong? Both of them?
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>>151753440
>Did they ever re-open their GOTY thread on the official forums btw?

Yeah moderators opened it again, and I saw some Reds browsing the thread, keep in mind Reds don't moderate, this is all the responsibility of the drones that became mods for free.
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>>151753787
>this is all the responsibility of the drones that became mods for free.

>he does it for free
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>>151754040
Well they don't get paid as far as I know, but I bet they get them free shit, fucking fanboy mods.
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Given that since B&W their new marketing strategy is to show almost nothing about a product till it's about to be released, we will see nothing from Cyberpunk until a month or two before release. This not-coincidentally means that we'll have almost no way of judging its quality AT ALL prior to release.

I for one trust this business strategy completely and see no cause for alarm.
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>>151750234
You forgot Geralt
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>>151754638
A woman with a troubled childhood having latent sexual attraction towards a father figure goes without saying.
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What Witcher 3 ending is canon?
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>>151754816
None of them because there will never be a sequel that takes them into account. Alternatively all of them because CDPR loves you and thinks you are a very special person.
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>>151754280
I agree, though I have to be honest if I did not know how they planned the game to be before consoles fucked everything up in matters of story, graphics, etc I would be far happier with Witcher 3 than I already am.

But if they are going for this route, then I will not take any interest in Cyberpunk until it is out.
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>>151755107
You can't blame consoles for anything but the graphics. The rest is all Marcin's project management.

>tfw you'd have enjoyed TW3 much more if you had no idea there were any other entries in the series and just skipped most dialogue to get to the fights/sex scenes
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>>151754816

what this anon said >>151755072

But if you want to be a lore-fag, witcher ending makes the most sense, bad dad ending as well, but Empress ending? Although it is the best in terms of quality the book Ciri would never do that shit.
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>>151750234
That girl has an acquired taste. The question is, how many of these would actually work out.

Ciri and Bea, maybe.
Ciri and Avallac'h, in a mental house.
Ciri and Voorhis, with Voorhis' balls being cut off at some point.
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>>151755547
Eredin is the perfect pick for her, he was the only one that insulted her then charmed her, bitch was ready for his dick.
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>>151755547
>Ciri and Bea
No way that works, Bea has eyes for others...

>Ciri and Avallac'h
I guess that depends on how strongly he manipulates her

>Ciri and Voorhis, with Voorhis' balls being cut off at some point.
I need to see this
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>>151751337

The purpose of the first trailer was to get more people to work on Cyberpunk. Since then game is in preproduction stage. Last year a serious development just started, so for proper in-game materials we have to wait until 2017. And the reason why they keep it under wraps, is because they said they want to make a strong first impression by starting actual marketing campaign with a big gameplay reveal.
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>>151755876
Not that anon, but I wonder how people will react this gameplay reveal when it is out, seeing as the previous gameplay reveals were technically lies.
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>>151753576

Definitely both.
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>>151754226

On polish side, mods were invited alongside bunch of other forum users for the studio tour and prerelease session with Blood and Wine. Earlier I know they were shown an exclusive gameplay for The Witcher 3 long before it was shown to everyone else. I don't know what about inter mods, but I don't really care.
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>>151756537
I would guess inter mods get packages of gifts, but that is as far as I can guess, I still don't see the point to actually moderate.
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>>151755830
Not much manipulation to be done there, 'm afraid. They've quite a twisted rapport already and if you DON'T think about it for too long and hard (!) Avallac'h seems like a pretty wonderful choice with his looks, genes, and powers and all. Or you know, a person like Ciri would think that (or at least retardedly seems like it, since no further explanation was given).

As to Voorhis, he has it coming to him with the 'men turn honest when bathing/shaving and a knife to their throat' comment. I can already imagine the kind of arguments Ciri would have with him. The man's a sleazeball of a shrewd politician.
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>>151756018
People will absolutely react positively. We're talking about an industry where you can shit out games like AC Unity and Arkham Knight and people will still ask for more (once the initial shitstorm has calmed down). Just look at No Man's Sky, a massively overhyped game sold on vague promises, I doubt most people who got burned on it would have enough self-restraint to not preorder the next shiny thing. Of course there are doubters but they're in the minority and as such won't matter in the grand scale. With all the consumer goodwill CDPR has accumulated with TW3 they have nothing to fear about their future releases.
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>>151754816

Bad ending obviously. Everyone (soothsayer, Udalryk advisor and Crones among others) predicts that Ciri will die in a blizzard, so of course that must be canon. The other two endings are told from Dandelion perspective, who just can't accept a tragic truth.
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>>151757131
God that makes me sad.
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>>151757206
We don't know whether she dies - that's the crux with the ending; it leaves the door open for whatever CDPR wants to do with her in the future, if at all. For Geralt, yes, it looks like she is dead.

I think there was even a comic where Dandelion drops a line that : "I would like to tell you that Geralt found his Yennefer, and that they found Ciri, and that they lived happily ever after somewhere far away in a cottage. But I can't.'
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>>151757131
You are right, damn.
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>>151756018

In terms of visuals people will have their doubts, but what I personally find the most interesting is the overall presentation, gameplay features and other things like that. Those things will show what we can surely expect from final release.
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>>151757206
I think they were meaning the Isle of Mists thing, when he found her she was technically "dead".

>>151757581
>I think there was even a comic where Dandelion drops a line that : "I would like to tell you that Geralt found his Yennefer, and that they found Ciri, and that they lived happily ever after somewhere far away in a cottage. But I can't.'

That's just Dandelion's bullshit, I bet he wrote it before he saw Ciri in Novigrad.
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>>151757843
I am expecting something similar to Mars:War Logs and Technomancer (with more polish, ayy lmao), I don't think they will go full ranged combat, but we will see, but I am not hyped at all, I am glad I found some disappointment in Witcher 3 though it did deliver on a high percentage of my expectations.

also
>CDPR
>Great gameplay
ahahahahahaha
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>>151752670
Is not elf blood, faggot, is just a gene.
Yen would be a Breton.
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>>151758540
>Technomancer
Fucking big disappointment, man.

Let's see how Deus Ex treats us...
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>>151758540

In terms of gameplay they are not nearly as limited as with Witcher games, so we'll see how they going to handle it now.
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>>151759489
As long as Michael Mccan makes the music, I am happy, wonder how much Bob Page will be involved.
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>>151760087
>As long as Michael Mccan makes the music, I am happy
He does, along with Sascha Dikiciyan. His work on DXHR and Xcom was great, I'm excited to hear more of it.
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>>151761328
It is sad that other than Blood and Wine, this is the only game I was interested in this year.
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>>151761465
Yeah same, with every passing year I find it more difficult to get excited for video games. Then again, I'll always have my Steam backlog waiting for me, maybe once I've caught up with that they'll be making interesting games again.
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>>151757627
Who's the anorectic guy? It's been a while since I played.
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>>151762790
Lambert
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>>151762790
He's from Blood and Wine
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>>151766112
>do it for her
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>>151766427
more like
>do her
>for months
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>>151767758
*whirl intensifies*
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>>151755287
>Although it is the best in terms of quality the book Ciri would never do that shit.
Bad dad is the best in terms of quality, even though it requires OOC Geralt.

>>151755547
Bea isn't interested in Ciri at all.
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>>151756537
>On polish side, mods were invited alongside bunch of other forum users for the studio tour and prerelease session with Blood and Wine. Earlier I know they were shown an exclusive gameplay for The Witcher 3 long before it was shown to everyone else.
Genius. They look like they're a great studio that loves their fans for doing "huge" favors for them, said fans are handpicked to guarantee to love everything they do so great word of mouth.

>>151757131
You're depressing me.
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>>151757581
>I think there was even a comic where Dandelion drops a line that : "I would like to tell you that Geralt found his Yennefer, and that they found Ciri, and that they lived happily ever after somewhere far away in a cottage. But I can't.'
That comic is non-canon and that's not what he says anyway. It's more along the lines of "I'd like to tell you everything has a simple fairy tale ending (even though I don't because I sound more clever this way) but here is a list of thing that are more complicated than that"

Doubt the comic is canon anywy.
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>>151615292
Quick travel wouldn't hurt immersion.
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>>151757843
>gameplay features and other things like that. Those things will show what we can surely expect from final release.
TW3's didn't do this either. Remember all that stuff about monsters having different limbs and abilities to cripple and realistic ecology?

Don't believe Marcin's lies.

>>151758308
>I think they were meaning the Isle of Mists thing, when he found her she was technically "dead".
That'd probably be the loop hole even though they're cheating with how prophetic phrasing usually works so it doesn't feel earned.

>>151758540
>I am glad I found some disappointment in Witcher 3
Me too Anon, me too. After this there is no longer any developer I trust implicitly. It's better this way.

>>151759063
1. It's a series of genes, read the books, faggot

2. Ciri has a lot of elf in her phenotype due to selective breeding, leave alone the fact she's descended from multiple elves.
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>>151768609
When he broke his sword in kobold(?) cave and was like "I was only pretending"
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>>151760049
>In terms of gameplay they are not nearly as limited as with Witcher games
The hell are you on about? The Witcher series had massive gameplay potential and they weren't afraid to add to it with crap like bombs/traps/blade oils. The gameplay problems have nothing to do with foundation or ideas and everything to do with CDPR being crap at mechanical balance.

>>151762790
GenericVampire von Overlord
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>>151768609
>your fav moment in the books?
That's hard. Pic related is big. The ending of Blood of Elves. Thanedd. The battle of the Bridge. Lots of the little things between the Hansa. The climax of about 3/4ths of the short stories...

>>151769119
Ciri is the only player character in a video game anywhere where fast travel and a quest compass make perfect sense
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>>151770081
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>>151770469
My exact reaction whenever I see Triss and Geralt together.
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>>151770081
>>151770469
>CDPR, how do you write women so well? I've never felt a female character more real than Triss Merigold.
>Marcin: I think of a man, then I take away logic and accountability.
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Is there anybody to sell jewelry to in Toussaint?
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>4k

oh my god

I just blew 8k crafting three enriched dimeritium plates

how is anybody supposed to have this much money
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>>151770817
What can I say, Marcin is a genius. See me praising you almighty Marcin and give us more Triss.
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>>151768546
>Bad dad is the best in terms of quality, even though it requires OOC Geralt.

Bitch please, snowy white orchard, "The Vagabond" track playing, Geralt's friends and loved ones around, Geralt spends a lovely time with Ciri before the feels attack happens.

Compared to
>"muh wife-wolf, pls halp witcher"

But you do feel like Geralt, nothing at all, which was chilling as hell having experienced that.
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>>151771724
I'm sorry but I factor in the logic of the build up and premise into the quality of the ending. The feels don't work on my when I'm scratching my head.
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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't realize Ciri "dies" in every ending because she is possessed by Falka after fighting the White Frost
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>>151768609
Lots of moments that I really love, but your pic is my most favourite, all that time, all that struggle, all that drama to re-unite, all the friends of Geralt that gave their lives to that moment to happen, A man, his love, his daughter, finally re-united, just sitting on the stairs of a castle that just had a battle, completely silent.

Only to be interrupted by a Nilfgaardian brigade.

Sapkowski is mostly drunk when he writes his stuff, but when he is not, he writes pure poetry.
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>>151772017
Silly Anon, Falka never left.
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I want Triss to have her way with me.
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How do I do that strong attack where he charges up I see in the gifs?
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>>151768609
When he reunites with Ciri, he's looking for her in the middle of floods or something
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>>151772538
Rend? It's an ability.
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>>151768609
I don't know if I'd call them my absolute favourites, but... When Geralt and Ciri are descending the staircase right before that image, it was pretty phenomenal. Yennefer stabbing Bonhart with a fork and taunting him afterwards. Ciri taking "Cirilla of Vengerberg, daughter of Yennefer" as her name. Ciri taking Yennefer and Geralt away at the end of books, and warning Triss that she doesn't know what she asked for. Ciri talking about Yen's and Geralt's wedding with all the guests there, like Milva, etc... ;_;
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>>151772759
fucking waifufags
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>>151771849
Same here, I don't really care about the "feels" of it all, but I do admire the effort they put into the ending, even if it does not make sense (which is mostly likely the case why they did it).

It's sad to think they put the least effort in the ending that makes the most sense imo, Witcheress ending is just an emotional bait and a "graduation" for Ciri to become a Witcher, just pure blegh, even if it is a good outcome.
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>>151772964
I've never been called a waifufag before, I feel honoured! :3
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>>151773223
Being a waifufag is lovely, you should feel honoured.
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>>151773494
Square business
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>>151772017
In Witcher 4, you play as a custom-made witcher, that ends up fighting the greatest monster of them all, Falka reborn in Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon's flesh, Geralt will try to stop you but he will beat him and slay the most foul monster of all.
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>>151772964
I don't see anything waifufaggy in that post except maybe the love for Something Ends, Something Begins.
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>>151772991
>It's sad to think they put the least effort in the ending that makes the most sense imo, Witcheress ending is just an emotional bait and a "graduation" for Ciri to become a Witcher, just pure blegh, even if it is a good outcome.
It's emblematic of the whole game. The most important parts except maybe for Geralt and Ciri's relationship got the least effort. We'll just have to wait and see if Marcin settles for Bioware style mediocrity or keeps shooting for the stars and eventually crashes Molyneux style in the future.
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>>151773768
might actually play that just for waifufag tiers despite the self insert main character, shame CDPR would never do it.
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Anyone else worried that Cyberpunk might be bad?

I mean they've been doing Witcher for a decade, and even after all that time they couldn't get some of the basics straight, like the movement and jumping being so wonky
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>>151775159
Yo Pro, check this thread out, if you thought the new witcher fanbase was bad, then prepare your jimmies for this one

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/113971-Pre-made-Character-or-Player-Created-Character

holy fuck
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>>151775378
It's all about the characters and the story when it comes to CDPR. Gameplay has always been passable at best. So more of the same for me in CP.
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>>151775557
Any particular posts in mind? I don't blame Cyberpunk people for wanting a custom character even if I don't like it, since it's more in keeping with the game's roots.
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>>151775670
They're getting worse at story telling though.
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>>151776073
Nothing too worrying, not like they were ever perfect.
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>>151775923
Can't really pick the most retarded one as most are equal in that, sure, Cyberpunk is rooted in the "self-insertion" domain of entertainment because it is pen and paper RPG, I get that, but saying that "Self-insert" storylines are better than role-playing actual characters that are not blanks?
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>>151776486
What a useless post.
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>>151775557
*P.S: I know it is your thread, but it is late and I wrote the post in a wrong way
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>>151776625
Your post is lovely, I learned a lot from it, it elevated me.
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>>151776487
Well pen and paper RPGs I think are very well suited to custom characters since, unlike videogames, the story is being written as you play it. You can actually some up with a backstory and personality that matters and have your GM react to it. That's a lot better than shallow self insertion (although self insertion is entirely possible there too, we've all known that guy.)

However the limits of video games prevent this. Even the most skilled writers in the CRPG genre, when faced with the challenge of a player created character, can do no more than encourage self insertion or reacting two or three broad, thin archetypes of predicted response (darkside/lightside, paragon/renegade/ what have you).

All the replayabilty from a custom character comes from mechanical flexibility, different builds, tactics, etc. Something CDPR has never excelled at.

However I see Mass Effect and Dragon Age being held up as paragons of the pseudo-custom character so it's clear most of the thread are just self inset fags.
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About to play the first Witcher, should I play vanilla or get some combat/visual mods?
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>>151777571
I'd just go with vanilla. Maybe Rise of the White Wolf if you're into that.
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CDPR cares about the fans, they gave us more Triss.
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>>151777832
>my dealer cares about me, he let me have the first hit free
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>>151777998
triss = cocaine
yenn = krokodil
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>>151777998
My dealer never gave me anything for free and Triss is far better than any drug available. I would gladly pay for more Triss though.
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>>151778157
>yenn = krokodil
Das kleine Krokodil
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>>151771051
stop arguing about this terrible series and answer my fucking question
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Triss = Cocaine
Yen = Heroin
Ciri = Crack cocaine
Shani = Ecstasy
Keira = Weed
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>>151779032
Yen is coke (high powered capitalist drug). Triss is crack (cheap knockoff). Ciri is PCP.
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>>151779128
Nope, Triss is 99% pure cocaine, she brings bursts of immense joy.

Yen is heroin, it feels good, but you refuse to admit anything is wrong and the next thing you know, you're dead.
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>>151779032
Yen's a high society kinda girl. No way does she do heroin.
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>>151780751
She doesn't do heroin, she is heroin.
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> You and a sorceress
> A sorceress

Damn, this woman.
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>>151781204
I can't blame Triss, she saw her chance and took it. All is fair in love and war.
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>>151781204
Man, you just reminded me how much of a bitch she is.
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>>151781428
>Triss
>a bitch

Choose one.
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>>151781391
Gonna try this defense next time I get caught fucking a girl that's passed out.

>>151781428
Way worse in the books.
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>>151782625
>Gonna try this defense next time I get caught fucking a girl that's passed out.
It's not the same, Geralt was conscious and gave full consent, in fact one can argue he was the one who initiated it. Triss was very much in love with him and with no knowledge of what happened to Yen, she took her chance. Go Triss.
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>>151782625
>Way worse in the books.
Don't know, man.
I mean, in the books, at the end she has some kind of ''redemption''. Saying they fooled her and all while talking with Nenneke. And then more or less stays during the pogrom.
But in The Witcher? Back to beginning, turbo bitch mode on.
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People say Triss seduced Geralt in the games, in my game that is not the case. My Geralt seduced Triss. He voluntarily slept with her many times throughout the trilogy.
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>>151783597
I bet he even stuck it in her pooper
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>>151783793
He most certainly did.
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>>151783793
She is so desperate for him she might have given him a rimjob while he stuck it in her pooper.
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>>151784272
Triss would do anything to please Geralt sexually, no act of degradation is too far.
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>>151784451
I'm sure she thinks better of herself than that
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>page ten
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>>151793865
/wtc/ is kill, anon, let it go.
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mod that turns geralt into a goose when?
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>>151796064
Goddamn geese are crazy, no wonder they are used as security in some places.
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oh shit I just had sex with Yennefer when I didn't mean to

does that mean that any chance with Triss is officially over?
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> 4 am
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>>151798872
it's 5 am here
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man those hanses in BaW are real fucking tough

>>151798640
yeah
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>>151798640
You didn't mean to?
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>>151801978
>I'm gonna charm a needle to fix my patch
>I wanna watch
>oh shit I'm nakkid
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>>151783026
>It's not the same, Geralt was conscious and gave full consent, in fact one can argue he was the one who initiated it.
Sex under false pretenses is rape in many states.
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>>151783049
>I mean, in the books, at the end she has some kind of ''redemption''. Saying they fooled her and all while talking with Nenneke. And then more or less stays during the pogrom.
Her redemption is eventually coming back after running away like an abject coward from a foe she FAR outclasses. Her crimes were greater too. Helping spread the story that Yennefer is a traitor, helping sell Ciri to the Thyssenids (which she is in the process of doing even while her whole "b-but muh feels I was tricked" excuse is leaving her mouth). Far out class the amnesia quasi-rape.

Triss is trash.
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>>151786889
>Triss
>Self respect
You're gonna start telling me about Ciri and Mistle's healthy sex life next.

>>151802151
You really didn't realize that was a come on? Are you autisti-

>Trissfag
Oh sorry, nevermind.
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>upgrading your equipment still removes your runeword and runes
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>>151796064
What happens when they attack a predator?
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>>151808876
They ask it to take a seat right over there.
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>>151808876
>>151809197
nvm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbvR0JPxv80
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>>151809386
That's a happy kitty.
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>>151798640
Nope, unicorn sex is a freebie.
Enjoy.
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>>151798640
>having sex with Yenna when you should remain pure for Triss

You don't deserve her, you monster
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>>151811530
It's not his fault, he was too stupid to realize it was a come on. What happened wasn't so much that he cheated on Triss. It was more that Yenna was just raped by a retarded man.
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>No one ever calls Yennefer "Yenna" in game
>In the books Geralt was literally the only one to ever call her "Yen"
>New fanbase literally cannot be trusted to remember three names for a major character
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>>151812183
https://youtu.be/LxfRK4YbB0o?t=1m

Get fucked
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>>151812348
>Only one in the whole game that calls her Yenna is the one that personally disliked her
kek

I never imported a save where she was alive. What a bizarre exception. The one place it WOULDN'T make sense
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Why don't mages use that literal instant death spell more often? You see it twice in TW3 but no one ever thinks to use it except on completely defenseless people.
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>>151811610
How do you not realise though?
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>>151814993
Let's check the DSM
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Oh no they didn't...
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You can measure the quality of a game by the number of memes it generates. By this measure, we clearly see that Wild Hunt>Hearts of Stone>Blood&Wine>Assassins of Kings> The Witcher

However, if we adjust for memeflation and index it to the number of autists in the memeconomy of each game, an interesting thing occurs: Assassins of Kings>Wild Hunt> The Witcher> Hearts of Stone> Blood and Wine.

Peke Meme count per capita was achieved with TW2. B&W meanwhile seems to have suffered a catastrophic crash in memes, despite the content of the game itself being memerich. This is called memetic stagflation, and is a sure sign of doom.

This is indisputable via both scientific, memetic, and Kekian mystical techniques. If Marcin doesn't start eating meat soon, something something why didn't you listen that sword is for monsters.
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>>151798640
That was pretty damn obvious as to what would happen...
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I want lick her butt so bad
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>>151820786
Ask her! What could go wrong?
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> Reddit and their ''How should TW 4 be?''

>>151820786
I want to touch it. Not groping or anything weird. Just poke it.
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>>151822698
>Reddit and their ''How should TW 4 be?''
Those kinda threads always depress me. They seem to have it in the heads that the books were the story of Geralt of Rivia as he travelled around killing monsters and slaying pussy.
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>cd projekt stole yennifer's design from bioware (miranda lawson)
how come they haven't been sued yet??
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>>151823290
they sure stole her ass
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>>151822913
What scares me is that they basically want some kind of DA: I in the witcher world
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the witcher scrolls online: temeria unlimited when
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>want to escape /dag/ filth
>/wtc/ is full of bioware
STOP plz
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>>151602917
You get the most powerful gear from doing side quests. You can maybe buy an upgraded armour from chapter 2, but you'll never need to buy anything. There is absolutely no farming in TW1 unless you never pick herbs, but toward the end of the game you won't even need Alchemy. Also, try not to skip the side quests. They are actually fun imo.
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So beautiful ;_;
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>>151812183
Here's another thing

>Yennefer visited Kaer Morhen in the books
>Geralt says she never went to Kaer Morhen before

Either all witchers (Lambert included) concluded that it is best he doesn't know that Yennefer knows about Kaer Morhen's location or CDPR just fucked up.

What pisses me off is the fact they kept repeating that most of them actually read the books when fact is most of the writers did not read jack shit of the books.
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>>151812708
Also
>why don't mages just teleport out of Novigrad when Triss and Yen do it all the time

Plothole or the remaining mages are so inept and failures that they can't make a stable portal, which would be true considering even the best of mages can't really make portals for more than two people.
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>>151825756
I for one dont care, for I didnt read the books, I wont read the books and I still love the game. U mad?
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>>151825931
You have the right to not care, Triss spammer, but when they always say that the books are canon to the games I would expect more coherent lore when the games (especially witcher 3) is possibly the only "sequel" we would get from the books, and they still fucked up the theme of the books at the end of the game as well.

Just the pure arrogance when they said that Witcher 3's story may stand on its own, hahaha.
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>>151822698
>I want to touch it. Not groping or anything weird. Just poke it.
I'm curious as to the consistency myself.
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>>151822913
>They seem to have it in the heads that the books were the story of Geralt of Rivia as he travelled around killing monsters and slaying pussy.

>>151823578
We were getting these types as early as TW2 days but they used to be the minority. What a waste...

>>151823552
Nah Miranda's is better. Shame about the butter face.

>>151824760
It's Marcin's fault. CDPR is Bioware now.
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>>151825756
Let's be fair, that's one line of dialogue. All the other dialogue and the situation implies she has been there before and the other witchers know her. (including Lambert, which shouldn't be the case).

The lead writers clearly did read the books. It's the new guys that obviously haven't.

>>151825865
They actually do imply the remaining mages are inept or not even mages. The Witch Hunters classify even retards like Vegelbud with baby's first alchemy set a mage.

I mean I'm mad at CDPR too now, but honest hate.

>>151825931
They're good books tho
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>>151826280
This general's unhealthy obsession with waifus/hating on waifufags aside, Witcher games and DAI aren't even comparable in terms of exploration, characters, writing, and the quality of downloadable content
/wtc/ has some serious tunnel vision thanks to talking about nothing but waifu cancer for months
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>>151826380
>The lead writers clearly did read the books. It's the new guys that obviously haven't.
I do feel the need to point out though that from here on out the new guys will be doing most of the writing, judging from B&W and the fact that they've promoted that Trissfag quest designer to narrative lead.

>>151826429
Cost of labor in Poland is cheaper and B&W is quite a bit closer to DAI in all those things than Wild Hunt was. The gap is closing. Waifu faggotry is just an emblematic symptom of the problem.
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>>151826429
>/wtc/ has some serious tunnel vision thanks to talking about nothing but waifu cancer for months
The difference is Bioware games have always been waifu-laden and waifufaggotry is an accepted part of Bioware generals. /wtc/ is an ongoing struggle between old guard and new fans. Most of the old guard hate waifufags. Most of the new fans either don't care or are themselves waifufags. It leads to conflict. Especially when the memory of release day waifuwars, Cirispam, and Trissspam is so deeply embedded. The thread never really got a chance to live on its own. There was a brief two month window last year pre-HoS, when it was mostly the dedicated fans sans waifufags. That was it.
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>>151826429
Here's the thing, more and more of this shit will start corrupting future CDPR games, so don't act surprised 10 years from now that CDPR games are as bad as Neo-Bioware ones.

Remember that Bioware was one of the best videogame developers of all time, they actually were the main reason why the Witcher even happened, but they fell, so can a bunch of slavs squatting on their desks all day.
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>>151826560
Bioware's writing only got a bit worse. It's just standards for videogames were much lower in the 90's (inb4 Planescape Torment. Not even the same company and that doesn't magically take Aerie and her inventory baby out of Baldur's Gate). They just payed more lipservice to waifuism by a bit and adopted horrible EA business practices. CDPR has further to fall. But fall they will.
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>>151826474
B&W has
>lots of cool sidequests (girl in the tree, bird girl, wine wars)
>more new music than the entire soundtrack of DAI
It also cost less than the DAI dlcs
Like I said, tunnel vision, you're making a mountain out of an anthill because of three minutes of post-game content
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>>151826557
I understand disliking insane waifufags, but saying that CDPR is going to the shitter because of them is just retarded
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>>151826690
>>lots of cool sidequests (girl in the tree, bird girl, wine wars)
Girl in the tree and wine wars were me. Bird girl starts cool but goes full retard at the in.

>>more new music than the entire soundtrack of DAI
Don't remember a single fucking track.

>Like I said, tunnel vision, you're making a mountain out of an anthill because of three minutes of post-game content
Keep propping up that strawman, Triss spammer. The waifu epilogue is just especially cringy and easy to talk about. B&W's main plot is shit and the sidequests are bland and overrated.

>but they intended it to have a different tone
Doesn't mean the total lack of ambiguity and almost non-stop oversaturated saccharine atmosphere isn't boring. Different isn't inherently good. They kind of forgot that last part.
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>>151826795
>wine wars were me
>goes full retard at the in
Did you have a stroke, anon?
>Don't remember a single fucking track.
Really? I thought it was really comfy, maybe not as good as Velen exploration tracks but still top notch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ui7s31Tp84
>Triss spammer
Wat, I didn't even mention Triss
I got witcheress Ciri in my epilogue anyway
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>>151826759
>I understand disliking insane waifufags, but saying that CDPR is going to the shitter because of them is just retarded
I was where you were standing when the waifu patch was first leaked. It wasn't a big deal. Just a few lines of dialogue. Doesn't represent an ew direction, they just crapped it out fast to shut people up. If they did that surely they're willing to put out an Enhanced Edition. I'm sure B&W will be even better than HoS, just like they said...etc etc

Revisit this next year when they're focusing on pay to win online Gwent and we'll see how you feel.

I could be wrong of course. They're not in the shitter yet. Enough has just happened that I'm pretty sure they're heading there. Others said they same to me with less evidence, and I didn't believe them. Maybe they'll hit your threshold. Maybe they won't.

Either way, I'm outta faith and excuses.
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TW1: EE
TW2: EE
TW3: Waifu patch

Waifuautists can shitpost as much as they want but it won't change the fact that the only additional TW3 story content aimed to fix the main game was solely about waifus.
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>>151826915
>>wine wars were me
*Meh
>goes full retard at the in
At the end

I've been up awhile.

>Wat, I didn't even mention Triss
I was confused by your impassioned defense of CDPR and hyperbolic antipathy towards detractors. Sorry.

>I got witcheress Ciri in my epilogue anyway
No cooties for you, eh? Or did you get hit with the 'tism and try for the threesome?
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>make a post saying DAI is bad compared to the Witcher
>everyone's suddenly mad and calling me a waifufag
Is /wtc/ secretly comprised of undercover biodrones?
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>>151827093
No we agree. I think we're just warning you not to take it for granted.

>Is /wtc/ secretly comprised of undercover biodrones?
There's probably more than a few though, yeah.
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>>151827019
I just played "my Geralt" as someone who really distrusts sorceresses after the events of TW2
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>>151827165
Ah ok so you didn't read the books and/or are bad at reading subtext and interpersonal cues. Though to be fair to you newfags the journal talking about how Yennefer was a Lodge Member isn't doing you any favors. Plus all that peer pressure. I know you guy really care how NPCs view "your Geralt".
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My Geralt distrusts elves after the events of TW1 and was hiding a boner when Loredo set those elf women on fire.
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>>151827165
>>151827237
Anyway I'm off. You guys have fun breaking the newfag's spirit and telling him to READ THE BOOKS NORMIE REE in my stead. Don't forget to redpill him on Redkit, the Linux version, and the downgrade.
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>>151827237
I've read the books after playing the game, thank you very much
Doesn't mean I'm going to replay the entire trilogy in a "lore accurate" way just to get some badly done video game sex
Why so confrontational?
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My Geralt believes that killing sapient creatures without cause is morally justified.

My Geralt also believes an Enhanced Edition of Witcher 3 is going to happen.
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>>151827385
>just to get some badly done video game sex
That's what you think, huh? Always the same with you guys...
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>>151827383
>the newfag's
I've posted here before TW3 even came out as well as before each expansion, you guys are hilarious with your insane assumptions and explosions of butthurt for no good reason
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>>151827456
Glad you're having a good chuckle. Maybe even a laff or dare I say it, a giggle?

You're a bad influence. Just one more reply... Seriously, though, out now.
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>>151827453
Yen still helps you restore Avallac'h even if you don't "romance" her, just like how Triss comes back if you tell her you don't care about her
Romance is literally just fluff content that takes up less than five minutes of the game, and the adverse reaction I'm getting just because I'm not into "waifus" is really starting to smell like biodronery
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>>151827582
It's not that so much as the reasoning behind your posts.
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My Geralt intends to buy all the Total War Warhammer DLC
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>>151827673
What, "my Geralt"? I thought it was clear I'm making fun of "my Geralt loves his little fox" and similar garbage with the quotation marks and I legitimately didn't feel like starting Yen's (optional) romance after her quest
The mocking posts suggests that it really struck someone's nerve though, huh
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>>151827785

Holy shit, that is perfect
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>>151827809
No it's just it's a pretty shallow reading I think. Not a lot of thought put into context or character personality or history or any of that stuff. The "My Geralt" meme isn't a waifu joke, it's making fun of self-insert fags. Similar to the old "Mai Shepard" thing you might have heard of since apparently you're a Bioware fan.
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>>151827919
I literally only said DAI is worse than TW3, how in the fuck am I a "bioware fan"
And even if I don't bother playing Geralt in a particular way to match some canon even CDPR themselves don't care much about, is that a good reason for the hostility?
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>>151827785
Madman.
What did Yen said about it?
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>>151828146
Enough of a fan to have played their games. I didn't call you a Biodrone.

>And even if I don't bother playing Geralt in a particular way to match some canon even CDPR themselves don't care much about,
CDPR seems to have been trying to have it both ways so I'm not sure they even have an official stance on canon. Sometimes they're really anal and seemingly very dedicated to the legacy and themes of the rest of the series, other times they seem to just do whatever. Guess it depends on who is writing what part and how behind schedule they are.

>is that a good reason for the hostility?
This is 4chan. You're a selfinsertfag Brochefag Bethdrone prob.

>>151828170
Something really sappy but sarcastic enough to have the pretense of still being in-character followed by a forced unicorn reference.
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>>151828170
>1440x900
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all me

every last post for the past hour
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>>151828459
W-what?
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>>151828686
>0x0
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>>151828170
Most likely Yen would make fun of his poor taste and recommend him to play the total war games before Empire total war.
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>>151828723
Shut up, my monitor is old and I'm out of money...
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>>151828770
CA hasn't been good since Rome.

>tfw becoming a bitter oldfag
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>>151828770
>>151828840

> Implying Shogun 2 FotS is bad and not worth playing
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>>151828770
>A productive and well adjusted sorceress
>playing childrens' video games
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>>151828956
Yeah, that's right. Did I stutter or something?
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>>151828840
Medieval 2 was the best one though imo.


>>151828986

Fuck off, Phillipa. We all know you play Minecraft.
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>>151829692
>ywn play Minecraft with Philippa
>ywn build a qt house together on a snowy mountain overlooking a lake
;_;
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>>151826947
>solely about waifus
That's a good thing, I enjoy waifus.

>>151826795
>Triss spammer.
Not everyone who disagrees with you is me, you know :3
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Hey guys, so I have been wondering what happened to 4k anon. I hope he didn't die, did he?
:(
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>>151831770
He meme'd all he needed to meme, then transcended into the fourth dimension.
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I want succubus Triss to suck the life out of me.
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>>151831770
I get the feeling he just left when his posts got various iterations of "fuck off spammer" ;_;
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Fucking hell, I still have two weeks to go before playing the third.. I hope it'll be better than the second.
At least the books are great.
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>>151832624
Played the first Witcher? If not, then you should.
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>>151833663
Yep.
It was better than the second imo, apart for the cutscenes and the fucking second and third chapter.
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>>151834339
Agreed, Witcher 2 gets good later though, but yes, Witcher 3 brings back the atmosphere of the first Witcher, but the writing gets a bit downgraded, and the politics become more simplified, because it is a personal story.

Just keep at it, but if you don't have that much time left, go mainly for the main quests, but even then that would likely take you 60 hours.
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>>151834712
*I meant Witcher 3, not Witcher 2, Witcher 2 is like a sidequest questline in Witcher 3 in matters of length.
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>>151834712
Oh I'll have a lot of time, just have to wait for a new graphic card to play it in 60fps ultra w/mods.
Does it have a lot of side content or is it more like TW2?
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>>151834974
A ridiculous amount of side content, you are looking at a 200+ hour game if you do every single thing.
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>>151835075
Nice..
Wish I'd explore more The Witcher 1&2, feels like I've missed on some stuff.
I guess I'll replay the series.
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>>151835225
Replay them after finishing the books, will add more to the experience, but will also add a bit of disappointment about how they handled the great potential their story had, not like the main story of Witcher 3 is terrible, just it was rushed at the end.
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>>151835348
Well, I'm at the sixth right now, just after Regis, Cahir and Dandelion goes to Toussaint. So I didn't really miss a lot of things I guess, as I played them two weeks ago.
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>>151835560
Good, last two books (mainly the last) are pretty much the base for Witcher 3's story and by extension the whole series.
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:3
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>>151611361
Just started Blood and wine after putting it off for some time

Some tips ?
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>>151839480
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>>151839480
Triss' little sister is cute.
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>>151839650
>Some tips ?
not much really, you'll need a lot of money for the highest tier armors and the main quest is relatively short compared to the rest of the content so feel free to explore. oh and do the Turn and Face the Strange quest as soon as possible
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>>151839905
WE WUZ SORCECECRECZ N SHIIIIIIIIIET
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What happened to all the Regisfags?

For some time he was praised as the best character to appear in the games and then it just stopped.
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>>151840490
Because they slowly realized the Regis in Blood and Wine is not the Regis from the books.
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Ciri's papa married her big sister.
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>>151841242
Emhyr married Triss?
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>>151843148
Geralt married Triss.
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>>151841242
Emhyr married Mistle?
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>>151836605
Who exactly is that jew looking motherfucker supposed to be ?
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> tfw read the books
> played the games

> Ciri will never be that small girl again, pure, innocent and full joy.
> The days she ran around Kaer Morhen, the people she met in the Temple of Melitele...
>The girl that survived the frying pan in the company of her ''little horse''

Feels bad, man. She was a kid.
Fucking Rats...
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>>151844303
Leo Bonhart did nothing wrong.
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waiting for the 3rd and 4th books to arrive

the first 2 were amazing

couldn't stop reading them

thanks again anons
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>>151844546
Keep in mind that the books will slowly focus more on Ciri as you delve more into the series.
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>>151844748
well its okay i guess i mean i mainly love geralt but the world itself is cool so i don't mind
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>>151844813
Then you are all set, have fun, though the best one of the saga is Lady of the Lake imo (the last one).
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>>151844406
I loved the parts with Ciri and him.

>>151844546
>>151844813
qt anon :3

The short stories are pretty good. The next 5 books... it will depend of you. If you like the characters and the world, you'll probably like them too. If you expect more short stories you'll be disappointed.
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I think its a trap
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and what the fuck is this bitch doing
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>>151845004
Keira is a trap.

Anon, you can post a key and the HUD and subtitles will disappear. Good to take screenshots.
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>>151844863
well the books are getting more and more expensive as im ordering them so im not sure when ill be finish up buying the saga so i cant just order all of them in one bulk

the Lady of the Lake has yet to be published in english i think tho

cant remember the time i was so into reading books i mean i read a lot but i rarely get the feeling you know when you just go
>j-just 5 more minutes its okay it will be enough sleep for tomorrow and i wont be tired
then i end up staying up really late and im like poop at work but its worth
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>>151844406
Shut the fuck up, Stefan. I fired your ass years ago, you incompetent fuck.
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>>151845831
I'm still hanging around, fuckboi
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>>151845192
The community translation for lady of the lake is pretty good though (download the Lieste's rework one because the original had a lot of grammar mistakes)

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/16494-Our-Community-Fan-Translations

It's not an official translation, but if you have finished the books before it is out, which will most likely be the case, here it is in advance.

>cant remember the time i was so into reading books i mean i read a lot but i rarely get the feeling you know when you just go

Same, I don't normally read that much, but the way of writing that Sapkowski uses is perfect for me, he does not over-describe things like GRRM does (holy fuck those dozens of pages about one fucking feast) and he only describes what is necessary for the story, nothing less, nothing more.
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>>151845831
Don't get angry, papa. You did a good thing cutting him loose from the company.
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Reminder that Lambert has gayface.
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>Hey Yen would you like to play a Marathon length game of Civ 5 with me?
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>>151847176
This needs to happen
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>Hey Ciri what do you think of anal?
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>>151847526
I know you want to, Yen, come on.
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I'LL PLAY WITH YOU, GERALT!
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>>151847526
>Of course, dear friend. I hope you don't mind that I'm playing as Emhyr.
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Ciri prefers Street Fighter to Tekken.

desu though who doesn't?
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>>151847929
Triss always wants to play, what a cutey.
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This fight is glitched as fuck, the elf blacksmith turned invisible, and some of the dwarfs were getting stuck in their animations
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>>151848154
Wait I may have found him
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You guys recomend some difficulty mod for Witcher 3?

Even with level scaling and death march I'm still finding it too easy
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>>151847620
nah
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>>151848154
>>151848542
Also the dead guy keeps talking
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>Yen, I was wondering if you would like to come and play Dungeons and Dragons with me, Zoltan, Dandelion and Lambert?
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>>151848721
Too Australian
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Yennifer has an awful personality, i hate bitches like her. She is bossy, condescending and a pain in the ass ball buster.

Triss is weak willed, twilight tier waifu bait with boring as hell personality and a face I want to smack.

Your waifus are shit, they aren't real and you should kys.
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>>151840490
Regis-Trissfag here. AMA.
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>>151844406
>tfw there wasn't a part where Geralt learn about what he did and track him down by pure anger
Could have been so good.
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>>151850143
>bossy
wow how does it feel like to be a bigot?
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>>151840490
I don't feel the need to post about him all the time, unlike cancerous waifufags
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>>151851346
> Leo did what Geralt had no stomach to
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>>151851994
Make Ciri naked ?
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>>151850143
i agree
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So do bludgeoning weapons not do lethal damage or something? What are they good for?
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have a vintage meme
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>>151852462
You want naked Ciri - here you go.
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Miranda > Morrigan > Isabela > FemShep > shit > Yennefer > cancer > Triss
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>>151856602
I didn't. That's really bad and you shouldn't force false pictures of Ciri - a pure human being - naked upon people.
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>>151857303
Triss > Yen >>>> inferior Bioware waifus
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>>151857864
Triss > Ciri > Yen >>>> inferior Bioware waifus
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>>151857452
I am not forcing anything on anyone - check tumblr; I bit in my tongue over that but you know, people have their tastes.
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>Yennefer, would you like to play hide and seek with me?
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>Hey, Yen and Triss, either of you down to join our Vampire The Masquerade LARP?
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My Geralt thinks Deckard wasn't a replicant.
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wait ciri what are you doing i just met you we cant do this
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reminder that yen gets really fat from eating lots of pie and drinking lots of wine after geralt leaves her for triss because she gets super depressed
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I gotta hand it to you faggots, this general is pure cancer
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>>151858148
I don't really waifu Ciri, but she is still superior to any female Bioware came up with.

>>151859284
Istredd keeps her thin with his sexual workouts.
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>>151858202
Ciri is a pure human being that shouldn't be sexualized.
>>151859080
STOP IT
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Sometimes when I counter block in W3, he pushes people away with their arms but sometimes he attacks them

Anyone know the exact mechanics behind this?
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>>151859080
I-Is she riding a horse?
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>>151860085
Yes, yes she is! :3
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>>151859778
To be fair, she does not mind too much.
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>>151860085
she's riding a bull
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>>151861383
She's too cute to be touched by anyone, silly willy.
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>>151858713
Yen would be a Ventrue or Lasombra for sure.
But Triss? Toreador?

> inb4 Nosferatu
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Someone pls draw Ciri x Iron Bull

:3
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>>151861629
Oh god...
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>>151861812
She just wants to ride the bull :3
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>>151861627
only played the game bloodlines and been ages but triss would be whichever one is the political class that controls everything
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>>151859957
Enemy types.
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>>151862080
has a game series ever went from good to shit faster than dragon age?
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>>151862097
Ventrue? No way.
>>151862080
Seriously, the WORST character in DA: I. By far.
Fuck, worst Bioware character.
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I want Triss to smile for me.
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>>151860085
ciri is a growing girl and needs her protein
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>>151862080
Who doesn't? He's so dreamy! :3

>>151863383
She'll smile for you one day Anon!
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>>151861627
>But Triss? Toreador?
I'd say Tremere but she lacks conviction for it, so yeah, probably a Toreador.

>>151862847
Dunno but DA's downfall was quick indeed. Should have just stuck with what they had instead of trying to make a shitty JRPG and a boring Skyrim clone and losing what little identity the first game managed to create for itself.

>>151862967
>Seriously, the WORST character in DA: I. By far.
>Fuck, worst Bioware character.
I fully agree but you know there are people who actually think that he's a "bro" and a fun character, I've always found that horrifying.
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>>151863710
>I'd say Tremere
Now that you say it, it fits a bit, yes. Always obeying her superiors and stuff...
>>151863710
>there are people who actually think that he's a "bro" and a fun character, I've always found that horrifying.
I know, man, I know. I visited the DA subreddit for a while.
>>151862847
>has a game series ever went from good to shit faster than dragon age?
To be fair, I though Inquisition was better than 2, but that's not hard cause I never had 2 in high esteem.
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I want Ciri to give me good succ :3
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HEY YEN TAG YOU'RE IT!

HAHAHAHA NEVER GONNA CATCH ME!
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Hey Yen wanna come to my place later and hangout? I could show you my Warhammer armies.
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No Phil calm down. I was just going to ask if you wanted to play some Magic The Gathering with me?
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>>151865709
>not posting the version with [Kiss her]
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Hey Yen wanna come marathon the original Star Trek series with me?
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>>151866004
Why would I kiss her? I just wanted her to play MTG with me.
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Phil fuck off I'm not playing Minecraft with you and I don't care about your stupid house.
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Philippa enjoys fucking Triss.
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>>151866671
Now why would you go and be lewd like that? Who do you think you are?
>>
>>151866545
>>151865709

I like the scars around her eyes. Make her looks as if she had freckles.
Freckles add +1 to girls
>>
I wish I lived with all the sorceresses and Ciri in a big mansion. It'd be just like my animes.
>>
>>151867735
Triss' freckles give her +10
>>
I want to cum inside Anna Henrietta
>>
>"Triss had watched them both and was jealous even though it seemed there was little to be jealous of. Their relationship quite obviously made them both unhappy, had led straight to destruction, pain and yet, against all logic… it had lasted. Triss couldn’t understand it. And it had fascinated her. It had fascinated her to such an extent that…
>…she had seduced the witcher – with the help of a little magic."

...did Triss just admit she raped Geralt?
>>
>>151871856
Pretty much, yes.

It's never explicitly explained what she meant but she's clearly not above using magic to beguile people otherwise so I'd say there's a strong chance she used it on him.
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>>151831770
4k Anon turned to the darkside of waifuspam and was driven off.

>>151832624
If you disliked the second game you'll dislike the third.
>>
>>151846581
>The community translation for lady of the lake is pretty good though (download the Lieste's rework one because the original had a lot of grammar mistakes)
Stop telling people the fantranslations are good. Unless your standards are based entirely on Bioware tie-in novels they're not.
>>
>>151840490
They got bored because he actually kind of sucks. Just blatant pandering.

>>151850143
I'm not sure this kind of shallow self insertion is any better than the waifufag kind of shallow self insertion tbqh family
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>>151854632
>tfw the Witcher series was still so full of promise and the threads were good

>>151857303
Real characters>Strong Independent Gamers that don't need no pandering>Bros=Waifus>selfinsertfags>waifufags

>>151858713
I am enjoying this new meme.
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>>151859553
/wtc/ is kill

>>151866217
Except for these posts, these are cool.
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>>151871856
>...did Triss just admit she raped Geralt?
Depends on what you call rape but yeah more or less.
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>>151871856
In the Blood of Elves it is only mentioned she seduced him with the help of a little magic, here is the exact quote: “she had seduced the witcher - with the help of a little magic. She had hit on a propitious moment, a moment when he and Yennefer had scratched at each other's eyes yet again and had abruptly parted. Geralt had needed warmth, and had wanted to forget.”

While this is certainly open to interpretation, based on Geralt’s behavior toward Triss I think it is safe to assume he doesn’t feel like he’s been in any way violated by her. First he invited her to Kaer Morhen to help him deal with Ciri, later when she gets sick, he diligently cares for her until she recovers. As he rejects her desperate passes, it is obvious he only sees her as a friend, but one he genuinely cares about.

Another quote from BoE:
'And you, Triss?'
'What about me?' She swallowed with difficulty. 'I'm not important. I let you down. I let you down ... in everything. I was . . . I was your mistake. Nothing more.'
'Mistakes,' he said with effort, 'are also important to me. I don't cross them out of my life, or memory. And I never blame others for them. You are important to me, Triss, and always will be. You never let me down. Never. Believe me.'

He takes responsibility for what has happened and doesn’t blame Triss or feel like she took advantage of him. If Triss maliciously used magic on him, he would surely look at her differently, but to me it is clear he sees her as a close friend.
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I can forgive Triss anything, her flaws and missteps only make her hotter.
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>>151873679
Yeah it's possible she did no more than use glamour or something but I see no reason to give her the benefit of the doubt given the rest of her actions.
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>>151876356
I like my Triss flawed, and she made up for all her wrong doings. I also never found any of her actions all that bad anyway, her actions are often wrong, but I never found her motivations to be evil or malicious.
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>>151875229
No real person deserves that level of forbearance, much less a fictional one.

>tfw Triss Spammer is the second coming of Jesus
Ave Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iedaeorum
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>>151876893
>I also never found any of her actions all that bad anyway, her actions are often wrong, but I never found her motivations to be evil or malicious.
That's our Trissfag!

*laughtrack*
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>>151877156
She is just misguided by her ideals, poor Triss, so flawed and cute. I just want to cuddle her.

>>151877024
Triss is not just any person, she deserves all my love and dedication.
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>>151877718
>She is just misguided by her ideals, poor Triss, so flawed and cute. I just want to cuddle her.
same but replace Triss with Hitler

He just wanted to help the German people ;_;
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Is there anything smellier than Ciri's cunt?
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>>151872701
Then what should that anon do? Keep waiting for translations that grow up Ciri from 12 years old to 16 years old to not rustle any jimmies?
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>>151877919
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>>151877919
Not the same, I don't want to cuddle Hitler.
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>>151877930
>from 12 years old to 16 years old
u wot

But yeah he should just wait for the official ones unless he has a high tolerance for bad writing.

>>151877989
Look at those basset hound eyes and that cute moustache and tell me you wouldn't cuddle.
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>>151877925
A rotfiend comes close, but not enough.
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>>151878112
>u wot

I remember anons here mentioned they grew Ciri's age when Crach mentions she and Hjalmar wanted to marry, I don't remember exactly how old they made her to be, but it wasn't 12.
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>>151878174
Yeah, drowner cum smells worse.

>>151878304
I don't remember reading that in my version. Doesn't matter anyway given the timeline error but if that did actually happen it's pretty dumb since it was just supposed to be a dumb puppy crush anyway.
>>
I want to stick my tongue in Triss' pooper.
>>
Reminder to that Anon that they should do the qt heart shaped word cloud again for this thread :3
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>>151877925
Triss' breath
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>>151879124
Smells like roses.
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>>151878658
enjoy your aids
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>>151880801
It smells like a combination of drowner feces and the bloody baron's ball sweat
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>>151880829
I will, Triss' aids is special.
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>>151880963
I would still lick the shit out of it, literally.
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>>151881020
>>151881236
>trissfags
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>>151881337
Our love for Triss is unmeasurable.
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>>151881890
I think you mean autistic
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>>151882449
No, it's pure and sweet.
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>>151882803
>>151882803
>>151882803
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