/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>using the wrong pastebin

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xth for SUMMONER PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Please post cat girls sitting on the floor with no shoes on.

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xth for superheroes

Why can't I stop thinking about you?
I detest you.

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>>151360910
Post catboys!

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kill yourself elk

abe > you in all aspects

Im an expert in shopping carts and shopping cart accessories.

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>>151361032
someday maybe, I slep for now, which means I'll probably browse phone and lurk while waiting 30 minutes before I sleep for no reason

give glamour ideas please for DRG

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>>151361106
nice one sweet feet

>>151361106
Except, you know, being employed

>>151361097
KEK

>>151361226
bring back male bnhaka miqo'te

>>151361226
BASED BOLVERK SPAMMER

>>151361106
>this will still be posted 2 years from now

calling it now

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>>151361003
Summoners are cool.

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>>151361070

>>151361304
>only one person saved that bnhaka and abe image

>>151361291
Their hyur was always the best.

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>Everyone warned me about Barreleyes
>"Nah I'm sure it's fine"
I have some regrets.

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>>151361070

>>151361404
I want this catboi to show me no mercy.

>>151361070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XfdoSipPaI

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>>151361070
no post male au ra

Post roes

>>151361693
THICCCCCCCCCCC
DICCCCCCCCCCCC

>>151361693
>had to post fan art because ingame au ras look like shit
LOL

>>151361404
>>151361602
I bet he's a dom with a huge cock.

>>151361756
>has to post in-game catboys because there is no fan art
LOL

>>151361404
do you like cat girls...

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>>151361756
I post fanart because I don't play male au ra myself, I'm a male au ra connoisseur...

>>151361816
fucking savage

>>151361558
>you will never have this in-game

or even irl

>>151361816
>implying catboys aren't the male race with the most fan art and porn
bootyblasted au ra detected

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>>151361770
The best kind of catboi

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Does Main Scenario Roulette for Castrum/Praetorium count towards this challenge?

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>>151361816
??

>>151361937
girls that are into male au ra are generally way less gross looking irl than girls who like catboys because the fujoshi population's all over those nyanners

Somebody post the Ebony Tears erp screenshot

>>151362028
>catboys will never look this good
>either sissy faggots or grumpy grandpas

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>>151361003
Trying out the post 50 skills in PotD was pretty fun

Too bad my caster gear is pretty outdated and I don't have any Lv 60 SMN books

>>151362028
What in the fuck? A professionally made Seto To fan-art? Well fucking done.

>>151362036
>implying these posters are females and not thirsty faggots

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>>151361070
cat BOYZ

>>151362142
How insulting.

>>151362207
Moni please post a picture of your cat in a bikini sitting on the ground with no shoes on.

What does it feel like to rub up against an au'ra's scales...

>>151362207
HEY MONI DO YOU HAVE THE NUDE MOD INSTALLED?!

>>151361998
Probably. You should do the roulette regardless.

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>>151362028
That scene where you confront him in his hotel room never fails to make me laugh when I remember it.

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>>151362254
Sorry I already logged off maybe next time.

>>151362302
Who wants to know?

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You just KNOW!

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>>151361770

>>151362603
yes please

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>>151362603
RELEASE THAT MOOGLE AT ONCE!

>>151362603
N-no...if you don't use the 70s hair I won't be able to r-resist any longer ;_;

>>151362406
How do I get a Moni special? Do I speak with you or Proci

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>tfw you sleep for 14 hours and still have a headache

What's up?

Bench is empty as ever...

>>151362679
Evading is against the rules, Amber.

I come from the future.
what ever you do don't let that suncat in soft.
they have tan skin and black hair. They will cause an internal power struggle that will cause bickering and it will split the FC into 5 groups.
you know who im talking about. DONT DO IT!

>>151362791
Please go back to sleep and don't wake up.

>>151362791
Hey fishy, the temperature. Get well!

>>151362603
Take me, please.

>>151362772
Proci this meme you're forcing is super fucking cringey.

>>151362903
Do they like tan lizards.... 'w'

>>151362679
Stop ban evading man.
I mean dude, stop.
Bro. Stop.
Guy.

>tfw you want to commit genocide on an entire race of worthless cats.

>>151363096
I bloody dare ya.

>>151363095
>>151362797
I just woke up, calm down.
You realize chemo is the only person that spams here, right?

>>151363096
dish kittys got claws >;3

>>151363165
Chemo has never cared about the Discord.

>>151363096
Hey, some Mooncats are alright!

>>151363193
>:3€

>>151363205
>chemo and fishface are working together to unite the world in devastation

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Kuyashii...

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tfw no edda gf

>fishfuck got the pastebin deleted

xiv was a mistake

>>151363351
>ywn be their meowth

>>151363541
>tfw meria isn't even on your friends list

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hmmmm

Are there lewd mods for this game?

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>>151362130
Did you ever tickle Kaori cat like this.

>>151363681
yes, google five feet malera dong destruction by junglejim4322

>>151360910
It's http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

There's a p where a q is suppose to be.

>>151363752
chemotherapy, my dear.....

>>151363681
There's a nude mod. I read something about a texture editor recently but I didn't look into it

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>151363875
THANKS GAMEMASTER!

>>151363608
Nah just a letter got flipped.

http://pastebin.com/p88PqskL

>>151363875
>>151363752
So the discord is actually associated with /xivg/?
I thought it was for the Aether datacenter

Tfw diagnosed with stage 3 lung cancer and didn't even know it.

Good bye, I'm done with video games!

>>151364006
this one is bait

>>151364006
It's associated with xivg

>>151364063
cringe

>151364094
bait

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>>151363716
No not real into tickling personally sorry

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Hay!

>>151364179
i'd love to watch you two fuck sometime

>>151364009
What, did the doctor forget to tell you?

>>151363804
kys

https://youtu.be/gte3BoXKwP0

>>151363874
Where could I get said mod?

>>151364398
A+...

>>151364009
dude you've been given a free Vidya pass.
you can essentially fuck around all day now you have a confirmed death incoming. what else are you going to do with your time? do gay ass recollection and shit? fuck that play your like away, eat loads of junkfood, and other funshit.

>>151364526
I usually give out mega links since I host it, but I'm at work so.... 'w'

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>>151361097
>tfw considering framing this and hanging it above my desk

Thank you Anon

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How would your c@ react to hours of merciless tummy-tickling?

Reminder, here is a short litmus test to see if Meria would like you:

1) Go to /s4s/
2) See if you get it
3) Question what getting it means
4) Do that until you TRULY 'GET' 'IT'
5) Ask yourself if you truly get it
6) Do drugs

>>151364546
Is this what you consider living life at its fullest? People in 3rd world countries are living better lives.

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>MSQ treating you as a god walking up to Nidhogg
>Five minutes of him fighting with Horsevader instead of continuing on with this buildup

Why are all female Au Ra so damaged in the head serious question.

>>151364827
They aren't just most of the ones from here.

>>151364827
#notallaura

Nah but it's really just the ones that massively shitpost and attention seek. See: Paks, Colgate, Vjera there for a time, now this fish motherfucker.

>>151364928
dont forget beepy

>>151364769
lol and I'm sure some guy with stage 3 cancer could care less about eating. that shit must hurt...

>>151364762
forgot
7) be /fa/
8) look like a dead skeleton
9) spit shit memes like hot fire
10) hate yourself

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I just maxed my Miner finally and have my Blue gear, working on my red scrips

What crafting benefits most from Miner? I'm just interested in money because I'm a greedy fuck

Blacksmith?

>>151364963
>could care less
So he does care?

Who is the best player in xivg?

>>151364769
if you're having fun doing it in your final moments then thats all that really matter mostly

>>151364994
Me.

long meaty catboy dongers

>>151364546
>tfw dropped out of middle school
>been a jobless shut in ever since
>now in early 20s
>never had a boyfriend, flirted or experienced youth
>never had any friends
>xiv and internet are my only contact with other people
>only play video games and watch tv everyday
>barely eat
it's shit and a nightmare

>>151365057
>tfw only 7 1/2

>>151365150
>middle school
dude

>>151365175
server?

>>151365229
balmung

>>151365284
oh
are you cute

>>151365325
only you can decide that

>>151365150
>never had a boyfriend, flirted or experienced youth
You're not missing much trust me finding that and getting it ripped its the worse feeling ever and makes you want to wish you never did it

>>151365421
post character

>>151365150
What that other guy said. Get your GED, dude.

>>151365150
You're pretty much me, but with lung cancer.

>>151364194
leave my crush alone

>>151365459
>tfw hoping these two meet up and post logs so i can enjoy them

>>151365150
sounds like meria
kys

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>>151364976
Please respond, I am but a desperate miner

>>151364976
BSM/ARM/GSM.

>>151365731
pretty much every crafter needs metal/ignots

being a hermit is fun

>>151365807
y-yeah it's fun
*sobbing*

>>151365784
>>151365797
Thank you, appreciate the help

>>151365807
Mateus?

post butt

>>151364994
There aren't a lot of good avatarfags here. I only know of the following.

El suavador
Stinky.
Video
Bgc@
Abe
Aldyet
Jarben

>>151365901
literally only Video belongs there

>>151365901
Ippiki

>>151365459
I don't even know what you are

>>151364718
crying! and not in a good way. please don't!

>>151365991
I'm a miqo'te, now post your character shirtless

>>151365901
>aldyet
>bg
L O L

>>151365961
that guy is just a parse monkey, his clears are pretty late

>>151365901
godspeed is the best and a gift to mankind

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>>151364976
If you want Gil. Sell timeworn maps, or do dragonskin maps with others for the map dungeon.

Crafting professions will cost you more than they are worth imo

>>151366045
This.

>>151364652
I'll wait eagerly and patiently then.

>>151366027
You first

>>151366130
I just want to suck your dick and stuff, why does it gotta be so difficult

>>151366032
bg is fucking good, dude.

>>151364994
That's easy, naturally it's me, Kirito Tia.

>>151364972
snek ass lol nice

theyre mentally impaired on s4s

>>151366176
Post your cat.

>>151365901
jarben is not really good at all
neither is aldyet
bg is better than abe
idk anything about stinky
ruseman is just a dude who shits out parses for us with late clears
suav is good

>>151366256
post tummy

>>151366290
Stinky is the poor man's Macro.

>>151366130
>>151366176
Be queer in PST.

>>151366348
what else can i post to appease you

>>151366092
>>151364652
Actually since you have a trip that made it easy to go into the archives and find it myself, thanks for the heads up.

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/mega/tripcode/%21kBatDRK1No/

>>151366375
tummy/chest or gtfo

>>151366290
>clear a8s
>still get called bad by xivg


amazing desu

>>151366493
And yet you're still orders of magnitude worse than any of them.

>>151366493
jarben literally gets carried by his healers so hard, he's incredibly mediocre
aldyet is pretty eh too, nothing special

>>151365901
Not to discredit Stinky since healing A8S at all is difficult in its own right, but they joined a group that was already clearing the fight to begin with, with full gear and post-progression.

If you want to match Stink with the rest in your list, wait until next raid tier to see how they do.

>>151366290
Jarben orbiter here!
He's good, don't you ever talk badly about him ever again.

>>151366686
shut the fuck up alyeth or whatever the fuck your name is

>>151366793
>ayleth is on this server now
for fuck's sake

>>151366493
love when guffy talks about oldguard ebins like he knows them
like when he calls people tofu or acts buddybuddy with ebins he's never talked to before

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>>151361070

>>151365150
I dropped out right after middle school and i make more than my friends with a degree. It's all about who you know.

>>151366896
Never trust a swede.

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>>151361070

>>151366983
i trust meria
would let her pet my dog

>>151366686
jarben sat on me at the bench how dreamy

>>151366896
What do you expect from the guy that lied about dating liora.

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The unidentifiables hell is almost done.

Will SE ever manage to match this same level of tedium and miserability in one single relic step, again?

>>151366793
I'm not Ayleth. Jarben taught me the ways of the warrior, so stop bullying him!

>>151366896
Tell me who I know, anon
go on

My point is that people have unrealistic expectations of what is considered good
>>151367059
I never dated Liora

>>151366983
swedish guys are pretty autistic tbqh

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>>151367063
I fucking hope not.

>>151367063
No, because people complain that it's too hard.

>>151367093
remember when guffy hit on meria and creeped on her for weeks

>>151366873
who is ayleth? did they cause drama on another server

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>>151366203
Hey, that's my family you're talking about!

>>151367165
It's not too hard it's too fucking long and you are gated by the most autistic grind ever
save for moogles the other options to grind it out are all shit, they should have put items for it in midas and maybe drop some unis from hw ex primals

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>>151367063
Nothing will ever hold a candle to the Zodiac stage drops. Absolutely nothing will ever hope to be as soul-crushingly brutal and unrelentingly despair inducing as that shit-show.

Every aspect of it was crafted to feel like you were being held over a toilet and forced to vomit up your own soul into the bowl before they flushed it away and dunked your head in at the same time.

What is the best location in game to confess to my crush?

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cat

I started playing this a few months ago. How can I do old trials and coil that I missed. Do people still do them?

>>151367704
cute catte

>>151367690
http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Rhotano_Privateer

Take the Ferry to it from Costa Del Sol. Play the Titanic theme song to set the mood.

>>151367782
>hey babe wanna sink into the icy depths of the atlantic ocean together
>babe where are you going
>babe

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>>151367782

http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Hanging_Barbs

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Is My c@ cute? or is it too generic?

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/9663930/

What went wrong?

>>151367690
My EB took me to the City of Nym area in Outer La Noscea at night. It was nice.

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>>151367782
It's a pretty fantastic view but I dunno if I'd propose to anyone with music not taken from the original Transformers movie.

>>151367746
Yeah people do them from time to time, just throw up a party finder if you can't find any buddies you know to go do it.

>>151367940
Don't use that fuckboi face. And yes, it's generic.

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>>151367759
thx

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>>151367965
>no classes to 60

>>151367931
Wow that place looks amazing. I'll have to check it out shortly.

>landwhale discord mod lewd bun kicking people because "no one in the discord knows them"
10/10 not a circlejerk

>>151367965
>tfw lance will never make you cute gear

AW

>>151367965
> Looks at the crafter names of their items

Wow did Lance text fuck that? Not surprised..

>>151368101
It's nice because it means there's still many places you can go to in order to avoid them.

>>151367997
>literally snails everywhere
I wish i had a eb that treats me like one of his french girls

>>151367965
Literally who?

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/5908682/ what went wrong?

>>151368185
>tfw elezen with a french sounding name
makes sense

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>>151368185
What could escargot wrong?

>>151368218
godspeed didn't like her back

>>151368218
> Free Company
> Curtain Call

Not a good Free Company for a Pure White Goddess, desu.

>>151368181

I don't ERP

>>151368284
Red, you get Moon Dwellers?

What are Y'da and Palapalapamo up to? They keep showing up briefly in the Heavensward patches.

>>151368308
she's friends with rio zaruba, sweet jp and >>151368284 which are all in CC so she is too

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>>151368101
I'm indecisive, I'll probably just end up maxing every DPS

>>151368181
>>151368168
I'm asexual, that wasn't a meme.

>>151368414
A sexual fish? yes, YES

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>>151368331
You bet I did. I'm doing two or three missions a day cause when I first got it on Monday I did like 8 in a row and gave myself squiggly eyes.

The SEA English is more hit than miss but when it goes ching chong it goes the full Gyokuzi ki. The Mission Objectives and SR points haven't been incomprehensible yet so I've got no complaints.

>>151368308
>>151368381
After all that work Spuki did!

>>151368521
>people still think meria had anything to do with it
spuki started NEET with his boyfriend at the time together with his ragtam team of gay twink catboys

>>151368496
Yeah, better what it is now than 100% moonspeak.

>>151365901
>all except video are prison gay
defense forces in full swing

why you ask for "skill" when half these people pretend fuck each others catgirls is a joke

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>im asexual

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>>151368182
>mentions sex
>they're a slut

i don't like this meme

>>151368632
She meant breaded. Get your head out of the gutters.

>>151368591
Absolutely. Also I'm super happy SRWJ is the top billing for this game too cause it was the first SRW game I ever beat.

It's been a good week.

>>151368567
who was spuki dating

>>151368741
some catgirl named koto rabbit back then

>>151368715
>>151368632
fuck, wrong guy

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>>151368731

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Hmm, went with a different face, since fuck the fuckboi look. How's this c@?

>>151368731
Are you saying we're in the presence of sentient dough?

>>151368897
You're going to transfer to Balmung...right?

>>151368897
>not Au Ra

gtfo

>>151368897
I like the eyes, they're really good. Not sure on the hair color though.. can you get better lighting?

>>151368893
the fuck is wan

>>151368947
I don't get the joke. Explain?

What's stat priority for WHM? Excluding accuracy since that all comes from melds.

>>151369062
It would appear to be some sort of strange fetish talk.

>>151369206
mnd pie ss/crit det

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>>151368893
>>151368632

>>151369062
A race that XIV needs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlW7u4G973M

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>>151368962
Ya
>>151368983
Sure, here. I'll work around the hair color then.
>>151368979
Sorry, Just starting the game...

>>151368897
>pink eyes
Are you fucking kidding me? Change back to the fuckboy face since that's clearly what you're aiming for.

>>151369062
Means they want to be a dog

shotaextreme 2016-2016 it didnt last long a an attention whore slut already rip

>>151369315
I'm not watching that, bedshitter.
Kill yourself.

>>151368296
>all she ever wanted was to be gods sugarbaby
rip merias hopes and dreams

>>151369318
Then what color? Red? or something darker? I wanted a light color eye shade for the dark hair.

>>151369250
Thanks!

>>151369315
The fuck is this? I swear weebs would eat literal shit imported from japan. Does your parents know this is what they're paying the cable company for?

>>151369432
>red
How about a normal eye color?
Jesus Christ.

can i join soft

>>151369316
When are you coming?

>>151368782
There were fucking EBd weren't they?

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>>151369315
the fuck happened to anime

>>151369475
>normal
this is my final fantasy, familia

>>151369494
I don't know, can you?

>>151369494
Find someone with the <Soft> fc tag and apply.

Which c@ has the biggest dick on Balmung?

Honest answers only please. Don't exaggerate sizes..

>>151369576
>homosexual fantasy
FTFY

>>151369638
no final, bc im killing myself when im done

>>151369426
>gods and mer both 22
>gods likes short girls, shes 5'0
>both weird suicidal /fa/ ppl
here lies meria she never scored

>>151369682
Well, that escalated quickly

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>>151369475
what's wrong with red eyes...

>>151369630
Elk by far

>refuse to EB a very sweet girl because she's been EB'd in the past
>considering EBing a grown man who's been EB'd a couple times
fucking video games

>>151369721
gb2lala

>>151369658
Who is this even?

>>151369794
you're fucking retarded or gay or probably both

>>151369541
The moment I can get In...Which is pure luck at night.
>>151369475
Sorry.

>>151369832
i had expectations back then

>>151369826
no idea

>>151369794
No love for these hoes anon. Don't ever second guess.

>>151368614
Is video full gay then?

>>151369721
They look retarded.

>>151369863
You can only get in by transferring or creating a character30(yes 30) seconds after servers are up from maintenance...

>>151369475
REEE STOP MAKING CHARACTERS WITH EYE COLORS I DON'T LIKE MAKE THEM LIKE REAL LIFE YOU STUPID WEEBS

ay fuck you man

my eyes are blue

>>151370132
What does that even mean...

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>>151370246
Who knows...

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Be honest, how many times have you came to your character?

>>151370309
You're kind of cute... in a sick, twisted, demented sort of way...

>>151370330
Probably 100 or so times? It's my avatar getting pleasured that gets me off during ERP so yeah.

>>151370185
Mine are dull blue. If I had to pick a fantasy color it wouldn't be red, probably bright neon green or some such shit.

>>151370330
None, since I ain't gay.
But I have thought about getting lewd art commissioned, specifically my character sitting down with a look of annoyance/disapproval while getting sucked off.

>>151370330
Never

>>151370445
this

>>151370330

I've never masturbated while staring at my character, but once I got the idea after stripping them naked and trying in sexy swimwear.

But I turned off the game and went to porn like a normal person.

>>151370604
Lance... tmi...

>>151370482
That's hilarious for all the right reasons.

>>151370670

Not for /xivg/

>>151370330
does ERP count bc if so maybe a couple...

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>>151370330

>>151370385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g5b6Q44OY6

>>151370670

What the fuck, that's not me

>>151370792
I'm not going to listen to you rambling on for 4 minutes...

>>151370996
just bc you said that, i am
i'm deaf lol

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Things I want as a SCH:

1. a guaranteed crit skill for funsies. maybe on like a 7 minute CD.

2. Dissipation to have an exciting animation. I want everyone in the party to know I just killed my fairy.

3. an aoe damage ability that uses an aetherflow stack, like painflare for SCHs.

4. A fairy that focuses on single target defensive CDs. Maybe the fairy does a mini adlo with every embrace instead of a full embrace heal, and has like a 5 minutes 30% CD that it can use on a friendly target.

5. A fairy with aggro management abilities. Fuck ninjas, also fuck tanks. I want my fairy to be able to provoke on behalf of tanks and stuff.

6. I want Selene to listen to me when I tell her to silence things.

>>151371089
This general is so weird... why do I keep coming back...

>>151370330
Mine? 0.
Yours? I can make it one if you post more.

>>151370996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dinDhLolKj

>>151370792
depravation isn't a word. The word you're looking for is "depravity"

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>>151371193
Wink wink

>>151371268
Isn't a word according to who? Webster?

>>151371176
things i want as a potential member of your party:

1. {Stop!}

>>151371260
2-3 times a day

>>151371315
p-pls

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>>151371268
rare misprint

>>151371308
isn't a word according to EDUCATIONED INDIVIDUALS SUCH AS MYSELF

>>151371213
Okay, this one was a good length and actually made me laugh...

>>151371260
>when you casually chat with friends or do dungeons while whacking it at the same time
even better if they're girls
they'll never know

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>>151369730
my cat is a girl though

>tfw get weak at the knees when I see attractive male au ra
>can stare at them all day
>fantasize about being their wife daily

>>151371176
Those changes would break the class too much.

The only thing I'd even ask for is changing dissipation from what it is right now to a buff that makes all you aetherflow skills take no stacks for 10 seconds while simultaneously changing lustrate to a 35% max HP heal and giving it a 2.5 sec CD and indom to 25% max HP heal.

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SOON I FORTAKETH MY HARDEST TRIAL YET
IF ANY BRAVE SOULS HERE WISH TO AIDE ME, YOU KNOW MY NAME!
Tanitsuki Shiruku, Balmung....

>>151371479
Usually they're 10 minutes long, you've been spoiled now, young one..

>>151371667
>make a generic au ra
>retards give me their soul while all I had to do was waste 30 seconds in the character creator

lifes good

>>151371726
do you like min height female midlanders......

>>151371667
this desu
even the "ugly" ones i just want them to do filthy things to me

>>151371726
do you like miqo'te (f)...

>>151371618
I want to fuck your ass hole vagina.

Are FC crests limited customisation-wise? can you only use whatever resources they provide?

>>151371280
MORE

>>151371815
what server

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>>151371721
P-Please respond.............

>>151371929
>shoved aside in favor of a catgirl once again
the midlander struggle

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>leveling my first DPS in HW
>spend 30 minutes in queue for the Aery
>get a slow ass tank and slow ass healer
>tank spends 30 seconds running between groups, then 20 seconds marking every target
>if anyone walks ahead of them or pulls first, they just stand there and refuse to fight, says "..." and try to get us killed
>but we never die because they're fucking trash mobs
>despite marking every enemy, they can't hold hate on their main target, and it takes ages for them to retake hate when the healer pulls it
>slog our way to Nidhogg, everything's going fine, just taking a while
>in a final act of salt, the tank stands outside of the shield during Massacre, dies, wipes us, and then refuses to revive

Why are tanks such little bitches? For the love of god someone bring me a real man.

>>151371985
Do you like demon hunters...?

if by break you mean make fun

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>bikini glamours

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>>151372095
One ones with big horns...

>>151372217
You know the saying, the bigger the horns, the more prominent the chronic neck pain...

>>151371981
you didn't specify that you like the ugly ones

>>151372217
Would you like for some comforting after that harsh run you in Aery that you had?

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>>151372195
I know, right?
Everyone should wear cute dresses!
They're comfortable, practical, and a splendid, noble sight!
A true beacon of humanity!

>>151371958
oh i just ran a friend through that
you're shit out of luck i'm not doing it again

>>151371985
>>151372217
what server is this goddess on

>>151372380
you're allowed to wear dresses if you're a caster dps or healer. bard and machinist work too but fuck off if you tank in one

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>>151372439
I'm on Balmung.

>>151372496
Why would thou bring a dress to work?

>>151371618
I completely missed the cat part desu. Hadn't had my coffee yet.