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mana dong

hana schlong

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>tfw suck at this game
>try to git gud
>end up dragging everyone else down

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Nth for brown sugar waifu

Feels good knowing Blizzard actually takes their reporting seriously. I don't regret ever reporting for toxic language/behavior/bullying.

>>151321527
32. You're insulting your waifu by calling her a year older.

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Reminder that literally only Genji mains think Genji is balanced.

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>>151321609
>there are people in this thread right now who are not in the top 500
explain yourself

Who here hype for bastion short?

you were watching tv when you heard her stumbling up the stairs. oh shit.

"why didnt you leave it unlocked you retard?"
you take a minute to sigh, considering what you must've done in a past life to end up here. just get through a couple months, you thought. it won't be so bad.
"come on, i cant find my keys, i'm so shitfaced. will you just open the fucking door already or what you worthless-"
she falls into face-first as you as you open the door, then groans into your chest and pushes past you. "and you havent even cleaned up properly. one fucking job i swear, you're the cleaning bitch, thats all i asked, one fucking job."
"don't make me get the swear jar." you say, brushing doritos off a strewn vest-top.
"sorry bitchface. didnt know i wasnt giving you enough money already. fucking god, where's dinner?"
"all over your clothes from the looks of things."
"holy shit you're trying to make jokes now. just neck yourself already retard. although id prefer if you do it after i get my food." she says, falling heavily into her chair and turning her PC on with a swift kick of her toe.
you easily brush off the vitriol of her words. they're like second nature to you at this point. "you enjoyed yourself yeah? everything's okay with amy now?"
"fuck her. she almost choked on a wing bone. i woulda given that wing bone its own highlight reel. shutdown on biggest bitch ever." she'd always lean back on her chair and put an arm over it when she tried to say something funny, as if she were waiting for a reaction. you just glance up at her, concentrating on finding a matching sock."how'd you even remember i don't like amy?" she asks
"could be because you won't stop talking about it?"
"yeah thats right, you listen to me sometimes i guess." she pauses and looked at the floor.
you look up at her and put the socks to your side. this isn't the first time she's done this. "hana."

>>151321936
I dont have any pictures of you though

do real egyptian girls look like pharah

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Post healslut

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

Envyus.Taimou and Envyus.Internethulk's incredible aimbot! Wow!

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>McCree takes 2.5 seconds to empty an entire clip
>So does 76

>McCree deals 420 damage without headshots while landing every shot
>76 deals 425

>McCree only has to land 6 shots
>76 has to land 25

>For every headshot McCree gets, 76 has to land 4-5 headshots to match the damage

The only upside is 76 has better range, but Im seeing a massive amount of bullshit here

They have near identical dps except McCree has to do much, MUCH less work to than 76.

If they want McCree's revolver to have shorter range and deal burst damage, thats fast, but dont let it match the dps of a weapon that needs far more work!

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>>151321609
IT'S TIME TO KICK HANA OFF THE TABLE

>>151321979
"you know, its like, its like," the words catch in her throat. "its like you're the only one who." she looks away from you.
"its okay." you say. you put your arms out to bring her closer. she shifts over to you and sits on your knee. "want to tell me what it is this time?"
"i don't want-... give me some food and i'll sleep, and in the morning-." she looks up at you.
"just tell me. it'll be between us,"
"yeah obviously because you have no fucking friends to tell you stupid prick."
you smile and bounce her twice on your knee. "alright, come on. you're an adult. explain to me."
"its like you're my only one who." she stops herself, unable to use the words. "you're like the only one who like. i go out with people and i stream and none of them even care. i can laugh with them but."
"are you trying to say I'm the only one who listens to you?"
"everyone listens to me you dumbass shitnugget fucking. i mean like... i have to wear shit clothes i dont like for them and they're not there and you're... like you know how my dad, he." she swallowed and a tear rolled down her cheek, she padded it away with her sleeve quickly. "its not about that, its just-."
"your dad's the one who's missing out now. you're such a funny kid. and you're so smart too. you know. he's the one without anyone to carry him to top 500." she runs her eyes across your face with an unreadable expression. "come on. i'll put your food in the microwave. go get in bed."
you go to stand up but she pushes your shoulders back. she reaches down to your pants and grasps firmly with her small hand. her lower lip is quivering and her voice is cracking. "you're so good to me and i'm such a fucking bitch and... you know i love you right? like i just love you. and its fucking stupid because there's no reason. like we don't even, we're not even the same, we don't even do the same things. but when i'm with you i feel okay," she pulls at the waist of your jeans, pushing her face into them, fumbling with the zip.

>>151321937

I am bad at games and I only realised after getting placed at 39 then falling even further to 33.

It will take months of play, if not more, to even get to rank 50.

>>151322025

No. Pharah looks more Emirati/Kuwaiti than Egyptian imho. You could make a case for Berbers as well.

>Hook 200 health heroes
>Shoot them in the face
>They live with 1/4 health now
What the fuck changed? I hate this.

>>151321912
Telling someone to kill themselves is pretty much an auto-report for me. You do NOT tell someone to kill themselves.

Maybe you're playing with/against someone depressed and having a really bad day and looking for something to help distract them from it/cheer up?

Wrong time, wrong place. If you're the type to tell someone to 'go kill yourself', well, you can 'go kill your access to this game'

>>151321878
1. Switch to a dot crosshair
2. Lower your sensitivity by small increments (I find 10 works with my shit mouse)
3. Player vs. AI until you're reasonably good at aiming
4. While doing PvAI, find a niche you're comfortable with (Tank, Offense, Support or Defense)
5. Practice the niche you're better at, but also get some practice in as other roles so that you can switch on the fly if your team needs you to.

Suggested heroes for shitters are:

>Offense
S76
Pharah

>Defense
Junkrat
Bastion

>Tank
Reinhardt
Harambe

>Support
Lucio
Mercy

>>151321906
>people still think a muslim character will be made a lesbian
>people think Blizz would offend the religion of peace this way

Pharmercy is a hopeless ship.

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>it's a reaper and tracer never flank episode
>we just try to bruteforce the enemy spartan like defenses
>you're the only support spamming m1 at the Rein shield while dodging grenades

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>>151321906

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>>151321975
>Who here hype for bastion short?
Here you go.

>>151322101
>76 has better range
Not anymore

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>>151322050

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>>151321860
I want to suck on hana's schlong

>>151321609
Roadhog Genji Zenyatta

Blatantly overpowered heroes

Is getting 144hz monitor really that important? I want to be a """"pro"""" player.

>>151322046
>>151322016

>>151322151
I forgot to add Streetpig to the Tank category

Once you're comfortable with several heroes, transition to Quickplay so you can focus on learning teamplay and figuring out what your team needs as they need it.

>>151322101
>only upside is range
>what is move speed
>what is area heal
>what is ranged burst damage

You having a giggle mate?

>>151322150
this

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Remove Omnics

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>>151322101
>doesn't mention how shit McCree's other abilities are compared to 76

>>151322347
>so you can focus on learning teamplay and figuring out what your team needs as they need it.

This won't matter in comp because no one will listen to you anyway.

>>151322134
Main someone like Zarya. She carried me from the 50's to 65 in a few days

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Mercy a qt

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>>151322046
> those fingers

>>151322284
I want to suck on your schlong while you suck on hers

>>151322189
As Reaper, I've been flanking turrets and trying to take out supports when I can. Am I doing it right?

>>151322148
Don't shoot them in the face
Shoot for the body to get the most of your spread

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>>151322387
Remove Humans

>>151322150
Kys yourself

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>>151321609
Any xboner anons out there?

I'm a Lucio main, I need to win 20 matches so I can get a gold gun at the end of the season with my bonus, I'm tired of leavers, i've gotten dropped like a baby all the way to 49, family

I've got a mic if it helps

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>>151322284
>>151321860
I want to give Hana Schlong the reach around while I'm fucking her from behind.

>>151322150
lmao

>>151322248

76 deals 17 damage per shot up until 35 metres, and then it starts going down in damage to 5 damage per shot at 55 metres+

McCree deals 70 damage per shot up to 20 metres, then damage lowers until you're dealing 20 damage a shot at 45 metres+

So realistically 76 has that sweet spot between 21m and 35m wherein his gun will deal more damage through lack of falloff than McCree's will.

In fact, at 35m metres 76 does a fuckload more damage than McCree.

>>151322361

I was comparing their natural m1 damage, the biggest parts of their kit

When you get the other abilities involved its a lot harder to draw direct comparisons. You cant really compare combat roll to sprint, biotic field to flash bang etc.

>>151322151
>1. Switch to a dot crosshair
Had dot, it obscured heads too much when I played McCree and 76 so I use short crosshairs.
>2. Lower your sensitivity by small increments (I find 10 works with my shit mouse)
800 DPI 3.75 Sens is what I work with.
>3. Player vs. AI until you're reasonably good at aiming
AI don't give me a good feeling of how actual players work. I can wipe AI on hard the second they enter spawn with a single ult
>4. While doing PvAI, find a niche you're comfortable with (Tank, Offense, Support or Defense)
Good at Zarya and 76 before he got changed. I took a break for a month and now I'm playing worse than ever.
>5. Practice the niche you're better at, but also get some practice in as other roles so that you can switch on the fly if your team needs you to.
I try, but whenever I switch to something we need such as a Lucio I do abysmally or get extremely bored of playing Tune Coon.

>king's row attack
>pick tracer
>harass and backcap like crazy
>apply tons of pressure to their supports
>effectively split the enemy team in half
>my team still can't break through the chokepoint
>it's a rank 55 average game

ree.

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>>151322468
She certainly is

>>151322415
The most important part of learning teamplay is learning to work with what you're given instead of wasting time arguing when you're at lower comp ranks. All that begging people to switch will do is make them angry. Instead of trying to dam the tide of shit, flow with it like a turd floating in the sewer to drown the enemy in the piss of your meme comp.

t. Zenyatta Main.

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>>151322519
I want hana to cum inside my mouth while I'm cumming inside yours

>>151322572
delet this, gearcock

>>151322527
Yeah, reaper does insane damage close range so getting people by surprise is good.

>>151322189
>its a "your team is bested by a mercy/rein-less bastion" episode

I literally could not understand. We had a 76. Literally shoot rockets at the bastion.

>>151322705
Short Crosshairs are shit. Dot is best, since it shows where your shots will actually go.

>it obscured heads too much

If the dot obscures their head, then shoot. It means their head is in your sights.

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>>151321912
>>151322150
Aww did someone say something mean to you on the internet? Did your safe space get violated?

Go back to tumblr, you thin-skinned SJW pussies.

What's the difference between "auto join" and "on" for the voice chats?

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>>151322392

>Flash Bang
>Shit

Sure its one of the few hard disables in the entire game (Off the top of my head only other ones I can think of are Roadhog's hook, reinhardt's pin and ult, and ana sleeper dart) capable of nullifying enemy heroes and fucking up ults, but yeah biotic field is stronger lul

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>>151322463

I do already.

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>>151322769
>t. Fleshcuck

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What's the average comp rank for a Widow main? Am I holding myself back for not agreeing with my bossy teammates to switch/leave or do I just need to stay my course and git gud with her?

I mean, I've already made up my mind, but I'm interested in hearing a 2nd opinion.

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>>151322768
>>151322615
>>151322284
>>151322110
DON'T DO IT REAPFIELD

THAT'S OUR PET GREMLIN HANA

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post yfw any of these characters join your team
>torb, bastion , widow, hanzo

>>151322704
>i'm comparing these 2 heroes
>but I'm only comparing 20% of what the hero brings to the table

I'll ask again, havin' a giggle m8?

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My k/d and damage blocked as dva are great, but my elims/min and dmg/min are fucking horrible.

Give me advice, DVanons. I'm always hesitant to play aggressively because I don't want to die like a useless tard.

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>>151323005

>>151322150
I report people for anything. Racism when they use racial slurs, sexism when they use words like "bitch" and "cunt", harassment when they tell people to kill themselves, etc. This is supposed to be a fun hobby that people enjoy not a platform for abuse.

>>151322916
What about showing bloom with 76? Since the 4 shot burst doesn't reset bloom anymore, I've had an extremely bad time trying to figure out when his bloom finally resets.

>last 5 payloads maps all coinflips
>attack always win
so ebin game :)

>>151323021
>time played
>3 hours
Unless you're a God, stop

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>>151322976
fug anon, what are you doing wrong then?

>>151323005
>anytime a fault in the relationship occurs he can just reprogram himself
>change out his sexual bits
>can change his whole body
how do humans even compete? They dont they submit to superior robo cock

>>151323021

>Below average ranking for maining a shit hero

You're pretty much there anon, stay the course.

>>151323078

My point was the rest of their kits are so subjectively situational its hard to compare them

Sprint is better for getting into position, but has little use in combat scenarios compared to rolls insta-reload.

Does that mean sprint is better than roll? No it means they're both good in different situations

Same goes for their E's and alt fires.

But primary fires can be easily compared and used to gauge a hero's effectiveness because its literally 80% of the hero.

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>>151323040

>stomp enemy team
>lose the game anyway
>next game tilts and gets a negative k/d

Should I stop playing after losing a game that I was playing well?

>>151323141
Wait an extra second for it to reset. Stop trying to snipe and go for mid-range shots. Save your ult for good opportunities or for Pharah if you don't have a McCree.

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>>151323021
>Comp
>Widow

>>151322924
I don't get offended that easily, I just feel satisfied knowing I made a smug rule-breaker feel less smug. Rules are rules, anon. Rules are meant to be both followed and broken. But breaking them results in negative consequences. So if you're willing to break the rules, you need to be willing to accept what's coming to you. Hopefully it's a temporary ban so that you can take some time to think about your behavior and learn not to make the same mistake again.

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>>151323040

>>151322171
>Pharah
>muslim
>when she has a tattoo of the eye of horus
Dont think so.

>>151323353

Robots are the obviously logical choice for superior boyfriend and girlfriend.

But I'll repeat that: LOGICAL CHOICE

Are you seeing an issue here in regards to women picking a mate?

>I know he's infinitely superior to a human guy in every way, but its just doesnt FEEL right ya know?

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QTmaker is more like it

>>151323231

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

What level were you when you did your competitive placement matches?

Guessing I probably shouldn't go straight in at 25.

>>151320636
The asian dude could be pre-cyborg genji out of his ninja uniform. If you look at the young genji skin they look sort of similar, just with a different haircut. Assuming the pic was taken 15 to 20 years before the game's current events that would place him in his mid to late teens there. This guy looks a bit older than that but I dunno, it's possible.

>>151323683
Stop this already

>>151322543
I am. I think it's just awkward hooks not putting them directly in front of me. Some are put 2 steps away from me others are put by the side.

I'm guessing it's due to connection problems as this shouldn't usually happen right?

there is no forced 50...
I have a 57% win ratio at rank 71 with around 300 games played.
100-40 w/l with pharah as well, you guys are just shitters.

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>>151323526
So this pic is just an analysis right? It's not a set of guidelines for who not to play. It's just reviewing collected data. It doesn't mean you're not supposed to play Widow in comp, just that players are too afraid to play her. I'm going to be brave and continue picking her.

>>151323412
>You're pretty much there anon, stay the course.
My thoughts exactly.

>>151323209
That time is just in competitive. In quickplay I have 12 hours on her so I definitely have the experience with her.

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>>151322171
>Pharah
>Eye of Horus tattoo
>Muslim
???

>>151323865
Genji wasn't a member of Overwatch until he was a robot you dingdong.

>>151323843
210 personally

Don't like comp, and I got burnt out real quickly trying to stress over playing support bitch and wrangling my team.

>>151323843
63. got placed at 64.

that was a couple days after ranked came out though.

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>>151323606
The mind blowing sex he can give her with his robot cock will change her mind real quick.

>>151323683
>she will never smile at you like this

>>151323137
>>151323540
You're disgusting. If you don't like what people say, don't read the chat. This applies to everyone Don't try to cripple their gaming experience by having their communication with their team completely cut off, just because you feel good about yourself for "protecting" other people from their "hurtful" words.

>>151323914
Not him, but he's good. What needs to stop is the Tracer/Widowmaker shipping. It's not a valid pairing. Tracer already has Winston, and Widow already has Gerard.

>>151324112
It's also made pretty clear that Widowmaker only feels anything when she kills people.

>>151324112
Widow doesnt have anyone left.

>>151323843
~30
i placed at 52

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>>151324112
Gerard is dead senpai and WM has needs. Womanly needs.

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>>151322714

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Finally did it.
Thank you based DIE DIE DIEEEE man.

>>151324268
She still misses him. And since she left her heart with Gerard, she's got nothing to give to Tracer.

>>151323606
Girls are beyond human understanding. The more they talk the more confusing it gets and at a certain point your mind creates a filter because its mostly empty noise with no meaning

>>151324364
My only problem with this pic is that why does Mercy have no nose

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>>151324438

Before you get into a serious relationship you'll think comments like these, and the jokes made in comedies or by standup comedian that you "Tune out women" and just hear whale noises or white noise or some shit, is like some kind of exaggerated joke

Then you spend quality 1 on 1 time with a woman on a regular basis

And it suddenly makes so much sense

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>>151324201
>>151324268
>>151324298
>>151324387
Reminder

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>>151324385
>tfw i got it with symmetra on koth

>>151324385
i got that one on my second day of playing the game

>>151324002
The lore seems to imply that but it doesn't directly state that he wasn't a member of Overwatch beforehand. It's a stretch, but eh.

>>151323595
>>151323954

Her mother speaks Arabic, so it is clear that the portrayal of Egypt is the modern one. Which is to say, Islamic. That being said, the two of them might be non-muslim women or this display of paganism might be allowed among Overwatch muslims. Who knows.

>>151324385

I got it with Symmetra.

Niggas just keep running into laser beams. They just dont stop

t. rank 68

>>151324697

My nigga

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>>151324385
>got it with Lucio VS all Winstons

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why arent you rank 70+ yet anon?

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>play tank or dps
>win and lose at a pretty good ratio
>play support
>every game is a loss

I did my placement matches and got 58

Is that a good or bad starting point?

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>Reinhardt
>Zarya
>Zenyatta
>McCree

>LOW TEAM DAMAGE

Alright guys i think i quit comp, i went down from 50 to 41 in just today, i kept getting matched up with super low levels who would never group up and no one would listen.

So is Hanzo a member of Overwatch or a villain?
Or just a random dude with a bow who wants to fuck his brother?

What heroes can solo carry

I can't rely on my team anymore, I have to become a God

who do I play?

>>151324812
working on it:
>>151323021

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So have the EU servers shat themselves? Traceroute reaches amsterdam then cuts out.

>>151324818
You suck at playing a support.

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>"Guys why are you letting me die I'm the healer protect me!"
>"Where is all the damage I just got killed by a genji/winston!"

Post more things your average mercy would say.

>>151324385
is that all heroes? could've just went tracer and gotten it the ez way

>>151324754

The whole in the lore is, when and how exactly did Overwatch find Genji after he lost his ninja fight with Hanzo?

If he was with Owatch before he became a cyborg, makes sense.
But that clashes with his "Freewheeling playboy" lifestyle backstory pre-robo-ing

Maybe he was taken to a hospital and in a very near death state on life support, and hanzo just presumed he was dead and didnt stick around to find out?

And mercy heard of his case and rebuilt him?

>>151324632
>babe!
>huh?
>you never li-
>BABE
>ya your dads going through some stuff huh
and then I just start thinking about being anywhere else and maybe going back to the gym so i can find someone who isnt boring

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>>151324784
>>151324697
I got mine on Anubis.

>>151324858
Neither.

>>151324818
Can't carry as support lad.

>>151324897
Zarya to wipe entire enemy teams

Hog if you are low rank enough for people to rarely pick Zen/suck with him

McCree if you have god aim.

Gengu if you are god gengu

>>151324812
my teammates
yesterday i had bad - decent teammates and leavers and i stayed at my current level
today i had great teammates and i rose 5 levels

Anyone want to carry me to rank 65? At 58 right now and would like one or two people to play and help me improve

>TFW someone compliments your reinhardt

Feels good man.

nerf genji and roadhog

>>151324848
I quit due to leavers

Can blizzard really not figure out a way to backfill ranked matches?
>random enters ranked match midway
>loses no rank from loss
>still gains rank if they win

Is that so hard? Why must you force people into unwinnable conditions.

>>151324663
translation?

>>151324812
El Spaniard of Many Dies lets me glide through QP matches asleep but every time I try to use him in comp I get fucked.
That, and I blow at Genji, nobody works with me as Rein and having to pick Lucio every other game makes me want to diedIEDIE

>>151324903

The only place you're going maining widow is the 30s. Pick a better hero to main anon

>>151324935

Honestly I cant help but think of all mercy's I see ingame as dumb slut bimbos now that have no idea what they're doing

It checks out with the fact that they actually pick Mercy in comp too
But they always seem ridiculously clueless

Dva is so god damn anoying. Everything about her.

>can go invisible for a few seconds
>biggest AOE ult that also does the most damage I think
>you have to kill her TWICE
>even if you kill her mech she might still just summon a new one instantly
>when you kill her mech 75% of the time she just activates her ult do she explodes EVEN THOUGH YOU KILLED HER MECH SO SHE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
>her jet pushes you all over the place or off the map
>almost impossible to escape her because of the jet boost

>>151324812
Because I need 65 to get the biggest CP reward and that's the only relevant reward for competitive.

>>151324997
They had been monitoring the whole Shimada clan because they were trying to take it down.

>>151324385
>Got it with based CoD Grandpa of carrying
>Ended the game with 4 gold medals

>>151325214
>invisible

STEALTH HERO CONFIRMED
THANK YOU BASED LEAK-BRO

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>>151321609
tfw i solve sombra and athena arg but dont want to post it cuz you going to steal it and post it in reddit

>>151325281

According to Widow ingame they succeeded, the Shimada empire aint shit no more apparently.

>Widow: "Talon could restore your family's empire"
>Hanzo: "BUT AT WHAT COST"

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>>151325107
>nobody noticed our rein literally saved us from that dva ult
>no dude it was a mistake i could of sh-
>NO REIN YOU SAVED US BRUH
supports are always so nice

>>151325352
k

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>>151324997
From what I gathered Overwatch was investigating the Shimada family's criminal empire for sometime up to Genji's fight with Hanzo. So it's not outside the realm of possibility that upon hearing about the fallout between the two brothers and Mercy's need to save people that they would have rezed Genji and used his extensive knowledge about his family to help them take them down. Which is what happened.

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>>151324438
>>151324632

True af senpai

>>151325352
cool

>>151325069
>tank my rating as support
>switch to tank/dps and win every game

Is there anything wrong with this plan?

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>play lucio
>contest for 7:50
>get no votes because this is rank 49 elo hell and everyone here is a shitter
Fuck you too then.

>>151325137
they're also matching all solo queue teams against all pre-made/group queues to further shit on solo q-ers

there's a really obvious disdain for their own playerbase going on, like they want a serious esports scene but patronize and condescend to everyone else

Why does ToA only have one entrance at the first part?

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>>151324385
>mfw I got it with torbjorn

AARDVARK PAYS OFF

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>ranked mode
>picking mei
>picking hanzo
>picking ana instead of zen
>picking bastion without rein
>picking rein or mercy in koth

Why are all the retards allowed to play

>The server closed due to an unexpected error
>The server closed due to an unexpected error
>The server closed due to an unexpected error
Fuck off . Is this happening for anyone else?

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>>151324812
team ooga, me booga

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>>151325159
>Mercy is shit
>people in high 50s still picking her

>>151325792
everyday all day

>>151325839
no idort

me ooga team booga get right dumb dumb

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>>151325763
>tfw same

>>151325761
because that choke gives huge spawn advantage to attackers

the objective is roughly the same distance but attackers can walk back to the first choke in a couple seconds

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>>151323040

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>>151325467
>>151325658
welp i give you a clue when in the last messeger sombra say "why search in the sky cheack behind" people think wrong . just cheack eldorado and numbali respawn "behind"

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ALRIGHT YOU T.SHITTERS POST YOUR RANK,

The /owg/ census has begun.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10964204

>>151325765
My boss just saw this and laughed but I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me. Thanks a lot.

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What am i doing wrong?
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/be1f7423d0146962

>>151325839
>team ooga, me booga
>Mercy
Can someone explain this? Is this a German/Swiss in-joke that I'm not familiar with? All I'm getting is that either Mercy and/or her team are cavemen (dumb). Doesn't make sense though, anyone can play bad or make dumb decisions during a match, why is it limited to Mercy?

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>>151325915
i know what i said anon

>>151324812
All I cared about in comp is a gold weapon I'll get for cheesing on placement matches and getting 65

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>>151326057
Zenyatta on attack
Torb on defense

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>>151326057
>one person 70-74
>am rank 44

kill me

>>151325352
What's even the point to it. Do you win anything? Is there a prize? What're you even looking for?

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I MADE IT O RANK 65!

>>151326156
Can you retards stop browsing 4chan of all websites at work?

That's what reddit is for. Don't go on 4chan til you get home. You'd think anons would have learned by now.

Reminder that Ana now trumps Mercy

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>>151326176
aim better. your zen KD should be at least 2.

>>151324935
Thats why you dont play with healsluts
Only with Luciobros

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>>151323040

>>151326179
Back to your roots >>151322653

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>>151326057
>75+ rank

DELET THIS

>>151326349
ana trumped mercy before her fire rate buff.
>can remove genji from the game with shift
>E boosts healing massively
>you are able to deal with long range characters when you aren't healing
>ult turns your alley into a super fast damage doing tank
vs mercy
>30% damage boost
>really slow heal
>you can dash
>shitty pistol
>you can revive your team on the off chance that you dont die

>>151326367
>E someone
>Don't even attack and they die on 1 second
>100 points and an elimination.
>Implying KDA in Zen matters at all.

I miss the time where Genjis would die while using their ult and switch.

>>151326367
I've played him for like 50 minutes man.

>>151325352
>tfw i solve sombra and athena arg but dont want to post it cuz you going to steal it and post it in reddit

>>151326029
>welp i give you a clue

stopped reading

quit autistic

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>>151326057
>you are apart of 65+ now
feels good!

>Been super hype about this game since I heard about it
>It was released while I was on deployment so I could never play
>Finally get home and buy it immediately
>Quick Play
>Join a game with 1:15 remaining and the payload has hardly been moved on Dorado
>Game over, bunch of people left, matchmaking starts searching again
>Another game, 3 minutes remaining, payload hardly past the first checkpoint on WP:G
>Another game on Volskaya, 1 minute remaining, still on checkpoint A

Why is it that literally every game on quick play throws me in to a losing match with roughly 60 seconds remaining? The only time I've ever joined a fresh game was if I stuck through the losing ones long enough or if I'm playing with my friend.

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HEY LUCIO PLAYERS YOU CAN DO DAMAGE AND CHARGE YOUR ULT FASTER

NO ONE CARES YOU CAN USE A MACRO AND WALL RIDE ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>151326856
Sorry friend, I don't know, it hasn't been bad for me lately

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>>151326057
If I could just get myself to 100% scoped accuracy every match I'd be in the 70s. I just need to keep practicing and one day I'll get there.

>overtime on offense
>someone on enemy team goes winston for desperation cheese
>he charges his ult in a single clip because my entire team is standing in a tight clump and don't see him
>ults and knocks us all off a ledge
>DEFEAT

team bunga

>>151326892
HEY HANA! Thank you for tanking and saving me always

team ooga me booga is 100% true.
As soon as I practiced and actually got better, I climbed ranks.
11 ranks up already just today senpai

>>151326892

>posted from my big pink shitpost machine

>>151326892
HEY HANA PLAYERS
In the flesh! Can I have your autograph??

>>151325305
I meant invincible. Fuck off.

Reinhardt sheild can at least be destroyed. You can't touch her with defense matrix active. It's bullshit

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>>151326892
>>151324364
>>151323032
YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT

YOU STUPID MUTT

>friend has 51% accuracy with mcree and 8% crit rate
>averages 6.5K damage a game with a 16-6 K/D
>Overbuff gives him a quickrank of 53%


haha ok then

>>151326892
Why the fuck does she have cat eyes?

Straya map fucking when

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Why am I so shit at every class I try to excel with

Fuck

>>151326574

>Mercy's 50 hps heal on a short range beam

>Compared to Ana's 90 hps healing with infinite range
>Not even counting all of Ana's other shit

Honestly how the fuck can Mercy expect to compete when she cant even compete with a non-meta healer, let alone the meta healers

>>151327141
REEAAARPFIEEELD

>>151327226
It would be too similar to Route 66.

>>151327173
cats are cute.
hana is cute.
therefore hana is a cat.

>Someone instalocks Lucio and D.Va in comp
W-Who do I go now?

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>>151327486
>hana is a cat
>not a bunny

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>>151327147

>9% Skill Rank

>>151327486
Cats are shit, m8. Dogs are better.

>>151327352
Sounds like someone needs a nerf :)
Keep an eye out in the next few weeks.

>>151327352
Ana players piss me off because so many just fucking snipe with her you're a support. Heal your God damn teamates

>>151327561
Hanzo at your service.

Is bastion good for defense comp?

>>151327630
dogs are needy and clingy. real autists like cats.

>three epics and one normal
>Switzerland player icon
>Deadeye player icon
>Duplicate Roadhog win pose
>Duplicate Widowmaker spray
Fuck off, RNG.

>>151327620
Do you have like 10 games played on that hero?

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>>151327147
here are mine.
I'm a total shitter but somehow higher than your friend, sounds like a shitty site.
8% crit rate seems obscenely good.

>>151327561
Learn to play other heroes so you're not a fucking burden, faggot.

>>151323952
That doesn't make you brave anon that just makes you a widow main. its ok to want to play your favorites but some heroes are just underwhelming. just expect people to bitch because you brought it upon yourself for picking a hero thats outclasses in several ways by several other heroes.

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>when hana flys out of her mech and you hook her right into your cock

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>>151327486
shes a bunny

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>>151327141
>>151327173
>>151327380
>>151327486
>>151327602

Why is zenyatta so fucking OP

What the fuck blizzard

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>>151327778
Yeah he's really good, these are his Ana stats so far

>>151324663
>...
>another nightmare...
>whats wrong?
>babe.

>>151327973
Discord orb, that's it. Probably getting nerfed soon.

>>151327704
dogs are whatever you tell them to be because they can be trained.

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>tfw you punch Mei to death
>tfw you punch Torb to death
>tfw you punch Torb's turret to death

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>>151327778
MCMEME

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Bastion buff incoming?

>>151328086
>He can't train a cat
Shit human desu.

This game has actually driven me to depression

It has the PERFECT feeling of "no matter how good you do, no matter what you do, you will lose and none of it matters."

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>>151327973
Because the discord buff OR the health buff would have been enough but Blizzard went full "porgue no los dos" AND gave him sanic speed during his ult.

>>151328245
Nope, enjoy the ELO hell

I'm stuck, my peak was 57 and I keep going back and forth between 51-53.

Is there any particular concept that I should focus improving on while climbing these ranks? Not the first time I climbed ranking in team games so I pretty much realize this is all my fault.

>>151327935
>when no one will go DPS and you have to tell the Roadhog to watch for Pharahs
I'm so sorry. At least you'll get a hard on when you're on point.

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>team has ana hanzo and widow
>be only 1 tank
>tell them we need another tank because we cant push
>no i need to use ult first
>they never use ult

>>151328312
What's that supposed 2 mean

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Hana Song is the best!

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>99th percentile for objective time
>99th percentile for deaths
>99th percentile for healing

Highly worrying.

>>151327696

Nope.

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>>151326254
>being so close to 75

I just want the last two ranks.

>>151328568
Literally nobody uses Bastion above rank 55

If you do, then, well then shit, I don't think there's much hope for you.

What the fuck counters McCree?

I haven't played competitive mode at all this season.

Do I continue to avoid this season or play 10 matches to get shitty rewards?

>>151328448
Pick an OP dps hero like McCree or Genji, get very good with it and carry your teams to victory. Your teammates will be mostly shit in the 50s, so there's nothing you can do about that unless you play with some friends.

>>151328718

The anon was asking if bastion is gonna get buffed soon

And he might do after his cinematic with more attention on him

>>151328775
A better McCree.

>>151328275
>he believes memes from Ben Stiller movies

>>151328796
Okay, thanks anon.

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>>151327147
>has 51% accuracy
That's very average for McCree
>6.5k damage
That is very fucking low damage for attacking heroes.
>16-6 k/d
Again, low kills and also high deaths, 53% would be correct. Plus I bet he never has payload time.

>>151328775

Muscling in on him because he has no escape and just CombatLel for mobility.

Zarya, Dva, Roadhog, etc.

Pharah is also good against him funnily enough. His damage goes to shit at 40 metres or more.

Yours is absolutely fine

He can plink you for 20 damage a shot while you're shooting 120 damage missiles

>>151328892
>51%
>average

Didn't read past that

>>151328813
Dude, they nerfed 76 after his special

I'm not even sure if they would do anything with Bastion after this

>>151328776

You get a free bonus of comp points depending on your end of season ranking

Some of us are getting 300 points aka free golden weapon at the end of the season

I dont think I'll spend mine right away, wait and see if they release anything new for season 2

>>151328002
>19% acc
What exactly does this mean?
I know i get more than 60% unscoped accuracy with ana all the time but i have like 13%

>>151328002
>really good
>10-16 win-loss
yeah okay buddy

So if getting initially placed low makes it harder to gain ranks, how do I try to get a good initial placement?

The level requirement for Ranked Play should be 50.

>>151329303
W/L is meaningless at such a low number of games

Seems you have a case of sour grapes

>>151329118

They certainly wouldn't nerf him

But hoping for buffs on him is wishful thinking.

I know everyone's talking about nerfing genji and lucio+zen being too dominant at the moment, but I really wish I knew what bliizzards plans were with the super underperforming heroes, like the defense heroes

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ew

>>151329523
You probably also think vaginas are gross

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Defending in this game is such obscenely stupid fucking garbage. Tank heroes are way too fucking good and defence heroes are incompetent at everything.

Defence heroes need to be able to stop tanks from moving forward. They shouldn't be able to kill tanks, but defence heroes need to be able to give enemy tanks pause, make them think, make the attacking team utilize strategy and flanking pathways and coordination to overcome area denial. As it stands now, you just get a rein + dva and walk forward with a shield. Wow such skill. Absolutely nothing that any defence heroes can do about it.

Also, the payload is retardedly huge. TF2 did the payload right; it's small, usually travels through open areas, and doesn't provide much cover. The payload in this game is gigantic, can fully shield 3 entire people behind it and it also fucking heals you. The cart in TF2 heals you but the price is that you are wide in the open. In this game you can recklessly jump onto the cart with 40 HP and be fine, especially if you have 1 tank on the payload.

Also, reinhardt's shield is way too good and neuters almost every defensive strategy, and all he does is hold M2. All this hsit needs to be fixed.

>>151328448
If you're communicating, picking for a good team comp, focusing priority targets, then there's not much else you can do but hope your team aren't a bunch of retards. Good luck with that though if you're in the 50s.

When you buy a golden weapon, is it only for the skin you have equipped? Or is it for all of the heros skins?

>>151329564
its the hair mate
I think the hair is ugly as fuck

>>151326337

>300 comp points

Whadddyyya boyin?

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Can someone please help me out?
I've been on a non-stop losing streak from 58 down to 50 with leavers, coin flips and throwing meis and players who DONT USE MICS
I know, I know, solo comp is a bad idea but I have no friends that want to help and I just want to get to 60

>>151329564
I actually do desu

Is it really an unexpected error if it happens in 50% of games?

>Be the only support
>As soon as I die someone spams "I need healing!"
Every time

>>151329659
Only the skin I think.

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>>151329650
Yep, I usually play solo but I'll do my best.

>>151329659
>When you buy a golden weapon, is it only for the skin you have equipped

Why would you even ask this question you sped

>>151329681
You know, I actually agree. But her sexy midriff makes up for it

>>151329736
Lol gayboy

>>151329695

>Buying golden weapons

>Not waiting and seeing if blizz are gonna release anything new to buy with comp points in season 2

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OH COME THE FUCK ON

>>151322101

Why ignore helix rocket completely? If you git gud with it you can kill 200hp heroes super quick.

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>Buy golden skin
>Blizzard will give selected golden skin hero the Mercy treatment.

When is the right time..

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>>151327778
>i do the best with genji
>just wanna play mcree
>still lose every time either way
kill me

>>151329914

>implying I want anything more chintz than gold

>diamond
>edgy black
>coloured

Wew lad

>>151329718

Rank 68, 96th Percentile, never use a mic, never even join voice chat.

Its overrated

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How's my D.Va play?

Let's say sombra was actually confirmed and everyone saying the stealth is right. How do you make sombra not OP? I'm only talking about her stealth ability but if you're bored and want to make a full loadout with all their abilities, sheild/HP, ult, main weapon abs ult fire then go ahead. For the stealth though how long should it last and should it be completely invisible or the kind of invisible that some games do where you look like a blur kind of thing and can barely be seen but they can kind of see you there

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Post main and theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUw3ROLd5Jo

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>>151329824
what did you call me

>>151323141

Just use dot with bloom. It shows the spread.

>on a winning streak to leave elo hell
>get put on a team with two people in a group
>its a level 35 in the team
>we lose
for fucks sake

>join a match
>everyone on my team playing winston
>spamming harambe
>next match is another fucking one hero match
>third match I join is 5 seconds before we lose
I dont know if I want to keep playing

>>151330269
Play ranked

>>151324812

Because 66 season high is good enough for me.

>>151330234
How the fuck does one even get to 35?

Like, does that nigga have parkinsons?

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>>151330141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DljgSrTbNE
>>151330349
>play comp instead bro!
>it's not the exact same shit!
>play comp
>teams are just as retarded as if it was quick play

>>151330384
I don't know, we are rank 50

>>151330349
Last time I played ranked it was just two people on my team screaming at each other for refusing to switch

>>151330483
At least there aren't hero stack meme compositions

>>151329370
Don't be shit and win your placement matches? If you have a group of people you know who are actually good, you may or may not get better placing with them. Going with 5 other randoms might get you lucky and you might get put with someone who will place higher than you after their matches, or you might get unlucky and get 5 randoms who are shit.

Can I carry myself with ana to rank 65? I'm rank 56 right now but I stopped playing ranked ever since pharah was kill.

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>>151330141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qRpIA3RKYc

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who /overprotectivetank/ here?
>two mercy's in one game
>im taking sniper shots to the face to protect mine when rein's shield is down
>see a mercy slowly falling to her death
>dont even think about it just hook her up to me and go back to my business of protecting my mercy
>shes playing along
>walk to the point
>CONTESTED
>my actual support gets on the mic and asks me what the fuck im doing

>>151329884
it's not my fault they look so gross

anon says hi

>TFW you don't like playing lucio in KOTH but don't mind playing him anywhere else

Does anyone else get this feeling?

>Ana on my team
>can't hit the broad side of a barn
>have to stand still for them to heal you
>you will absolutely not get them to switch even if you beg
>Ana on the other team
>hits every single teammate and enemy
>sleeps you behind walls
>you can not hide from her she will find you