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/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General
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2016-08-10 21:24:34
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>Official CSGOG discord server
https://discord.gg/ZwBP8Sy
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
[YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)
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Pls stop shitposting
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what happened to the last thread?
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are we pretending last thread didn't die or what?
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Wheres the operation?
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>>151311817
coming out this saturday man
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>>151311817
Dropping in hot this Thursday my dude
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>overwatch
And people say csgo is dieing kek.
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I can't ever again hit anything with a Tec-9. Sound nerf killed the gun.
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>threads lasting 3 days
>last thread died and archived at 79 posts
>yet it's always the second most played on steam which implies a large player base
Is it time to just admit that this game is literally (literally) reddit?
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>>151313959
more like literally (literally) nothing to talk about
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>>151312503
>>151313564
Which is it? And says who?
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>>151313959
Honestly there really is no point in posting itt bc it's ruined by South American shitskins and gay anime posters.
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whens the next major ive been itching to bet lately
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>>151317249
YOU'RE IN ONE
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Query
How much money have you spent on virtual weapons?
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>play mm
>have to report someone every game
fun
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>>151319749
500 or so
i dont really mind tho because skins retain value somewhat nicely
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>>151319820
>not playing with animehackers who will carry you if things go to shit
baka desu senpai
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>>151320176
>not being the animehacker yourself
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>>151319749
$10 on skins, but I intended to use it for betting and using the profit for buying steam games.I lost it all betting on G2 in ESL
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>>151320460
not anymore desu
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>>151320873
If you're going to play non-prime you better.
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>>151319749
Nothing. I won over 3000$ on CSGL (rip). Still have decent knives left after buying a new PC with the cashout.
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>>151321336
You would have had to initially buy skins to use on csgl
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is the steam website ever up?
literally every single time i need to use it its down
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>complexity vs blight only has 900 viewers
ty for killing the T2 scene Valve
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>http://www.hltv.org/news/18396-next-major-to-take-place-in-january
hahahaHAHAHAHAHHAA
Valve really wants to kill cs
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>enemy team accuses me of hacking repeatedly even when I fail prefires
>my team plays along and calls me a hacker
>enemy team bitches the entire game about my hacking and "calling out positions with my walls"
>insult my rank when the game ends for only being able to get that high with hacking
God I love MG.
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>>151323057
D E A D G A M E
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guys don't post after me and let this thread die again LMAO
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>>151327198
Yeah that was memes
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GNM here
anyone want to get boosted?
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fuck the deagle. im so fucking sick of seeing
>97 in 2
>99 in 2
i used to think it was an okay/fun gun to buy on eco or just in general but it's such an unreliable pile of garbage even if you can aim. should do 50 per hit anywhere on the body.
/blog
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>>151328032
madcuzbad
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dazed is live lads
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It is wednesday my dudes
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>>151320075
WEW LAD
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>>151332825
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>>151334114
great meme lad
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yo my boys on team OCEAN Loves Anime are gonna be on ESEA TV in 2 hours LOL
8:30 PM PST
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7434853
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>>151335471
oops not esea tv, just sapphire's stream
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>>151335471
Why did you post this?
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>>151336112
dumb anime seeking attention
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hey guys can I join a team I want a team for ESEA please
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Does anyone know if it's possible for a cheat in CSGO to make you instantly switch to gun/grenades/knife etc?
Not that it's particularly useful and of course it would be very easy to get caught of doing it if anyone watched your demo but is it possible if someone wanted their cheat to enable that?
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>>151336112
so people can watch?
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>>151334536
Thanks dude
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>>151336686
Why would you think anyone would want to watch an esea open league match?
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>>151335471
>backups:
Siz
o im laffin
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>>151337080
it's playoffs BO3 and they are /our guys/
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>>151337191
>animefags
>our guys
smdh
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>>151337191
>our guys
no they aren't
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>>151337367
>>151337351
siz is our guy dude
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is this the end of dazed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfuSB7KXBvI
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>>151337438
iirc he is some scrawny anime faggot that got caught cheating on atleast one account
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>>151337438
no, jw is our guy
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post rare guardians
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>hop on pistols dm server
>helmets are enabled
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a fuccnigga thats that shit i dont like
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>>151341408
bang bang
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9NUUnjMkI
rekt tbqh
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WHO THE F*** STILL UP?
REAL NIGGA HOURS
SMASH THAT MUHFUH LIKE BUTTON
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Any cucks wanna mm around GN3?
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I need your honest non-meme answer.
Should I trade my Karambit Night BS (~$140 steam) for a vanilla M9 bayonet (~$130)?
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>tfw playing prime MM SMFC is easier than playing non-prime MM MGE
uh gotards?
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>>151348727
um, maybe if u want my brother
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>>151313959
It's pretty awesome that the lack of gambling seems to be shrinking the community.
CS:GO is a severely flawed game but if SK is finally dethroned by some white guys, the scene will finally be pretty good.
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i thought i heard that VP was playing godsent on monday
is that not true?
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>>151310479
oi fags someone come help me rename my dragon tattoo
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>>151349189
the glock with the dragon tattoo
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>>151349189
Dragon Dildo
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>>151349246
I thought of this but I thought it was also the most unoriginal name I could think of.
That being said the film is fucking good
>>151349275
Considering this.
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a fuck nigga
thats the shit
i dont like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ZilgQX2-k
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>>151349189
Name it something like Crown Me or something
Anyone want to come up with a name for this 25 dollar bundle of pixels?
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>>151351286
stop asking unless it's a roll
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>>151351347
fuck it, whoever rolls 79 gets to name this thing
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>>151349996
do u have the xD version of this someone played it on hikos stream today
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>>151351546
>watching streamers
rofl
>>151351425
boobie
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our girl is streaming
twitch tv/lotsofbunnies
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>no more majors this year
>volvo needs time for something else
>in a few months some top players "retire" with stupid/no reasons
:^)
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>>151352686
ugly bitchface
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stewie looks like a school shooter lol
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>>151354323
Dude its the other guy on C9 that starts with an S... u got the meme wrong kid...
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>>151355330
oh yeah skadoodle woopsie
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>>151355951
no the one with a bad haircut
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>>151356915
Slemmy?
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>tfw my team loses its shit when an esea A- shitter smurfs for the other team
>they get bodied everytime by that faggot
>I just proceed to click his head repeatedly throughout the match
>we win 16-14 and I'm not even topfragging, I'm just here to blow that tryhard's head off
>mfw im an mg shitter and I was drunk off my ass
obviously me > all of esea A rank, validate me magog
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>>151360212
post demo
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>>151360212
high rank esea is the same as high rank doto
everyone is pretty much the same skill level, its just down to who is willing to grind more for who is on top.
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>want a souvenir radiation hazard
>faggots scratch off all the stickers for no reason
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>Server dies mid match
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Does this mean I'm about to get another 7 day?
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Finished my kills/round bot
basically it just says what kills you got which rounds so you can keep track of how you're doing over time
pretty cool, right?
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>habibi about to give out hella sick girl dating advice
>battery dies out
CUT MY LIFE INTO BIECES
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>>151367374
take that back
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>>151367264
I want that 2bh
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>>151367462
jesus you're annoying. put on a trip.
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>>151367676
well I made it as portable as I could if anyone here wants to use it
has a node.js and java 8 dependency
and then in console just write bind p "exec button"
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=16748159518204692355
>>151367676
why are you so toxic mate? have a bad day?
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>>151368027
how about you make something useful instead
like a site that tracks all the relevant nades used in pro plays rather than all the community shit
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>>151367264
Isn't there an ingame graph for your damage dealt and stuff?
And idk how that is useful anyway
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>>151368454
thats only when you're dead and spectating
and I'm not trying to market it either
>>151368402
I did a project a few months ago tracking pro nades and their effect I think it's long deleted now though
didn't show much anyways
it was even featured on that one show with thoorin although he wasn't a fan
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>>151368615
wait... did you do thewarmup.net?
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>>151368680
no it was just a guide tracking like 10 statistics and had a bunch of tables and stuff
pretty dry but it showed tendencies of ts and cts and how successful each bombsite was
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>>151367264
does it do it with only ingame commands and shit? Can it deal with getting a kill from less then 100 health (like if you only do 10 dmg to someone but that kills them does it count as a kill?) or an assist (if you do 94 in 1 does it accidently count as a kill?)
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>>151369674
it uses the csgo gamestate integration api so whatever the game counts as a kill it counts as a kill
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hahaha i fucking love this meme
thanks valve, eat my shit
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should i sell my huntsman weapon cases now or save?
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>tfw no kpop posters on discord
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do i get better if i keep shitposting in-game? It's been hard not to flood the chat and i also have all players muted at all times
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>>151372537
its caused by server picker idiot retard asian cancer mongrol
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>>151376057
i don't have it fucking inbred swedish somali retard
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Friendly reminder
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>>151376562
how is this proof he's cheating?
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/d2g/ here.
Can I know why this Thorin guy hate us so much?
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>>151370769
thats pretty cool. ive never looked at the api docs, what other sort of data is available?
can you get which guns, if flashes or smokes were used by a player in a round, and stuff like that?
i'll have to take a look later today
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>>151376690
he obviously tracks player on cat through wall
then hes like oh shit that was obvious as fk
then he sees the guy walking lower so hes like oh i know what will make everyone think im legit. ill aim way out from the edge and walk up against the wall as the guy is coming towards me then let him kill me :DDDD
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>yfw rabbit gets fed up with discord cancer and just kills it
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When's the new Operation coming out guys?
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anyone else think aly raisman from rio 2016 looks like freakazoid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQDPAKqirA
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>>151377389
he hates reddit dota tbqhwy
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>>151313593
>judging games by the amount of autistic streamers and cancerous viewers.
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>>151338576
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>>151378502
droppin hot this friday
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>>151378486
It's pretty much just passive aggressive gays flirting with each other.
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Guys, Bayonet or Bowie?
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>>151381353
It's not, it's literally just thread shitposting and some looking for group / game talk
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>>151381447
>It's not
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>>151381407
bayo
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>>151381407
Bayo, of course
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Csgo knife or escort?
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>>151384018
Knife can't give you STDs
Knife is less degenerate than a hooker
Knife will stay with you forever, hooker will eat your dick and leave
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>>151384018
>3dpd
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I don't get how anyone who takes this game remotely serious isn't atleast LEM.
I mean, even I made it there and I'm a shitter at pretty much everything I do.
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Rate my sutff.
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>>151385401
LEM is an average rank don't let shitters tell you otherwise.
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>>151384018
daki
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>>151385637
Kpni? Is that you?
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>>151384018
Those tattoos always put me off.
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>>151386991
no
its me
your brother
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>>151381271
People said the same for yesterday and tuesday. If you dont know just shut the fuck up.
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>>151384018
Maybe escort, but not her tho
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>>151384018
c l a s s i c m e m e
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>>151389048
suh reddo
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I wish they would just say when the fuck the next operation will be released, I want to play but I dont want to miss the special drop by leveling before it and the community servers are shit
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>>151389509
>I wish valve would communicate with their players
Ditto.
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biiiiiiiiig
poopie
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fREAK with the real ass speach atm. Unironically getting motivated right now.
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>>151389102
>her
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fanobet skins = dead
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>>151384018
>178 kangaroo dollars on OPskins
She is one cheap escort. Also m9 fade owners on suicide watch lmao fuck that's cheap.
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>>151391379
Whatever, i wouldnt order him/her, who cares
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why are all russian girl streamers so cute?
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>>151391574
>>151391732
gross
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>>151393173
seriously
cocks are disgusting
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>>151393173
>>151393431
Like you would resist a nice big thick dick infront of you, fuckers
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>>151393723
anon please...that's so nasty
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>>151393978
Please what? Please your eager boipucci? Fucking fuccboi
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>>151394081
please stop! gay stuff is so ewwie
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>>151393173
>>151393978
>>151394474
closet homo lmao
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>>151394582
im not gay
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>>151395135
sure D-ude
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reminder that homos cant reproduce therefore they dont exist
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>>151395379
im not! really!
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>>151395601
>im not gay
>posts anime picture
its ok to be gay just dont be a faggot anon
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>>151395601
sure man
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>>151395935
too bad literally all gays are faggots
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>>151396002
no you dumb faggot
every faggot is gay but not every gay is a faggot
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>>151395935
>>151395961
why wont you believe me? just because i post anime, that doesn't mean that i like qt traps
also, what's the difference between gays and faggots?
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>>151396321
but you just called me a faggot and im not gay????
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>>151396420
im begging you to lose weight
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I want to anally devastate blingi
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>>151396420
Gays are civilized and such, can go without a dick normally
Faggots are thoose kind of people who cant live without a dick inside them
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>>151397230
i would have to be bulimic to lose more weight. that's not healthy..
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>>151398920
Like he would enjoy your 12 cm dick, fuck off useless piece of shit
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>>151399008
stop forcing food down your gullet fattie
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>>151396489
Straight people can also be faggots
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>>151399008
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>>151396420
It's like the thing with blacks and niggers.
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>>151313959
>tfw I don't really post here that much anymore because I got a bf and I literally used to make 100+ posts per general
don't you cuties die on me!
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>>151396420
reddit just has this indiscriminate hate of anime in these threads because smurfers with smug anime girls stomped their shit in, just ignore them
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>>151399139
Why wouldnt he? I will be very gentle and tender to that cutie
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>>151400113
LMAO, just stop it, you dont even know what he likes or anything then. And who would find pleasure pleasure in such a small dick when mine is way bigger and thicker?
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>>151399182
>>151399512
just take my word for it
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>buy rifle
>lose to smg who is strafing left and right
How the fuck do Ipracticeaim at close range?
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>>151391732
hot
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>>151401567
i dont want to post pictures of myself here. you just have to believe me.
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>blingi will never whisper sweet things to your ears on discord while you are playing csgo with him
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Hi friendly reminder that this is an all girls thread. No boys allowed! Okay?
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What knife do you get bored of using the fastest?
What knife do you never get bored of using?
Fastest - probably the butterfly knife. I thought the animation looked cool but I got sick of it after a couple weeks.
Never - Tie between the Karambit and M9 bayonet.
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>>151402371
who care
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>>151401854
Will you share pics of yourself in private?
>>151402048
Hey cutie!
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>>151402572
IDK i'm bored and wanna know
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>>151402760
if youre bored go outside for once ya manlet nerd
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>>151402729
no
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>>151402048
please lose weight
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>>151402942
i'm 5'8" which is average height so get rekt kid
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>>151403006
OK :(
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>>151403193
lmao maybe average for middle schoolers get some platform shoes midget dork
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>>151403006
dont have a wide lens fatty?
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>>151377389
he loves dota, just hates reddit
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>>151313593
According to reddit, yes it is.
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>>151405549
>reddo vs shill.png
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>>151384018
knife
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blingi is my girlfriend btw no one else can have her
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>>151406635
seek sunlight
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>blingi
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>weebs
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>>151407254
>he doesn't like anime
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>>151407658
>he likes anime
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>>151407943
do you know where you are?
I'll give you a hint, look at your URL.
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>>151403291
yea ok cunt i'm 5'8" of mostly muscle so if you actually wanna throw down just lmk
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Does ranking up take longer than it used to? I've been playing a couple days, and even though its been a little of a year I'm stomping kids like its my job, but I haven't ranked up.
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>>151407943
>he will never have a waifu
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>>151408183
get a step ladder before you try swinging at someone maybe the punch will land ya little fat dork
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>>151408290
thats a boy seek help
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>>151408183
>>151408701
I'll knock both of your chunky dorks on your asses, test me boyo, I'll fuck your shit hard.
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>>151408701
250lbs of my muscle actually my dude, you'll awkwardly swing your lanky arms and i'll jump up and uppercut you
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>>151408841
we /fighting/ here?
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>>151408895
u sure you can even jump fatty
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>>151408895
I'll slam you down in a chokehold then hit you with my feet, hows that sound tough guy? Lets see your 250 pounds of muscle work without any oxygen.
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Anyone else de-rank purposely in prime matchmaking to fuck with low levels?
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>>151411968
Derank in non-prime then play prime
duh
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>>151413627
Its more fun to do it in prime because people take it really seriously.
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>>151413963
Im just saying non-prime is faster
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>>151414619
Maybe but the tears of prime are so much juicier. Non-prime is full of smurfs so long displaced from any potential anger that its not fun.
Also this general is fucking dead.
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>>151415045
It's dead because the anime faggots can't contain their autism so everyone moved over to d2g
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>>151377692
yes and no
as a spectator iirc you can get literally everything but defuse kits on every player. In-game you can get everything on yourself like guns, ammo, etc. Doesn't track hits so you can't calculate accuracy on its own except perhaps if you condump and count hits with regex I suppose
It tracks what grenades and everything that you have but not when they are thrown
If you want to get more in-depth with csgo data you need to parse demos, really.
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why is this thread dying my dudes
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>>151419115
why dont you go to sleep (and not wake up)
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>>151419534
because its just 6pm........................
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>>151419693
its never too early for you to die
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How do I get a lot of scammers to add me? Any tips?
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>>151419806
why do you enjoy bullying me so much, tell me
>>151420776
post id and ill add u
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>>151420776
http://steamcommunity.com/id/elijahrane/
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http://www.hltv.org/news/18398-dew-league-na-eu-qual-information
>Dew League
LMAOOOO
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>>151422093
Fantastic.
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>join /csgog/ lobby
>all 4 players have animu avatars
>one player is blatantly wallhacking and aimbotting
>other players are obviously boosted by the hacker, aim worse than silvers
>get immediately griefed
>get tk'd for no reason a couple of rounds in
why is this community so shit?
I mean I can go to reddit and find a cool decent team and make friends. But if I play with people from here I immediately regret my decision.
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>>151422490
If you dont like anime and cheats you definitely belong on reddit.
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Which ct pistols do /csgog/ use?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10971292/
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>>151422490
fuck off weasel. we all know who you are you shitlord. please stop crying because you're a shit player who doesn't like anime.
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>>151423624
>usp no silencer
nice meme
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>>151424835
>he thought enough people post in this general to maintain his anonymity
how new can you be?
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>>151422208
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOUKaovn7c
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>>151422490
>anime
do you really have to ask
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thick, smelly, stinky csgog cock ~
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>>151428029
you seriously need to go outside
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Ohayo gozaimasu /csgog/! Hope you are having a totemo sugoi day! What grooves are you all listening to as we play this American vidya?
>Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)23:36:24 No.151428419 ▶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpre3O8lEhc
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>>151428029
you seriously need to hang yourself
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tfw reddit is down
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>>151428419
what the fr*ck (* = i), why would you say that?
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>anime
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>>151430570
see: >>151429983
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>rrrr
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>>151430928
How many times will the janny have to teach him this lesson?
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>image.jpg
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>TFW reddit is down and I have to post on 4Chan now
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>>151431047
he likes it when the janny bullies him because hes a pathetic anime nerd
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>>151431081
riz you suck at cs desu
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>>151431218
Good meme doe
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>>151431506
1v1 me???????????
@151431731
see: >>151406927
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>redit still down
uhh gogurts???
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>reddo is still here
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how do i stop playing this game? Uninstalling doesnt do it , i reinstall in a matter of hours , getting VAC'd isnt an option (nor is removing it from library) .
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>>151433934
delete yourself desu
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>>151433934
Get a throw ban lol
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what kind of alcohol should i buy?
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now we got all the coconuts bitch
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>>151435336
Ale.
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>>151435336
Scotch
Whiskey
High ibu beer
Infused vodka
Vodka
Tequila
Flavored vodka
Gin
Low ibu beer
I made u a tier list bruv
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>>151435627
nice list dad
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Why does mouse movement feel so much better in 1024x768 in this game?
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>>151435915
>not some frat monkey in college
>dad
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who /virginbutgoodatcs/ here
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>>151441585
So which ESEA team did you get to premiere with?
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>>151438617
come on frat parties are the best
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When should you play ESEA/Faceit? I hit global yesterday but lost it the next two games against blatant hackers and I don't feel like climbing again. Is ESEA worth it if you're in EU?
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>>151443941
They should have named it PU for how much you guys smell LMAO
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>>151444963
anonymous more like anonymEWs lmao
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>>151444963
>>151445414
grow up
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>>151445449
the only thing growing is my dick lmao ;P
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>get bored cause WoW is unbearable now
>buy ESEA
>haven't played since they added ranks and ruined it
>forgot I was placed into C
>get into match
>faggots on my team are just talking about skins for legit 5 minutes
>two people are afk during knife round
>lose match 7-16 because they went fraghunting during post-plant
does anyone know if I can get a refund?
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u can find me in da club
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>>151446426
>he paid a service to play a game that he bought already
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>>151445414
>not ewnonymous
LMAO!!
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>>151435627
ummm gin > vodka
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>>151447164
Yeah dude I love eating pine needles
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REAL NIQQA HOURS
WHO THE FUCK UP??!??!??!??!
SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON 100 100
IF YOU A REAL
N I G G A
I
G
G
A
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>>151447634
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>virtus pro owns csgl
uhhhhhhhhhh gotards?!?!?!
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>>151448173
oopsies
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>>151448404
Just remove skins from the game already or make them untradeable. Fucking jews ruin everything
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>>151448537
brokeboi detected
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>can aim for heads in custom DM
>can aim for heads against my smfc friend in 1v1
>can't aim for heads in MM
I'm fucking gn3 and I can beat my smfc friend in 1v1 but when I get in game I just can't aim for heads what the fuck is going on
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Just got started playing the game
Can't walk 2 feet without getting killed by someone from behind in one shot
How do I git gud
Or did I make a mistake
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>>151451963
watch the war owl
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>>151451768
1v1 means literally nothing, as you have just shown
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>>151452351
1v1 is skill, competitive is memorization and just playing the same map so many times that you can fast peak right on their heads
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>>151452645
it shows that you're gn3
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>>151452823
and you're in?
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>>151453265
ur moms pussy lmao
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>>151453487
thats what I thought, get out of here scrub
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ded
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tfw no csgog bf
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaaaazzzzzazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazazazZZzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3wewew3e3e32w2w
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*farts*
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>>151455153
please lose some weight
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what is happening? why cant we just be dead if this is what the thread is going to be like?
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>>151458753
actually I am thanks mike
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>>151459505
im begging you please just try a diet
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um gotards
can someone help me kill super smough (DaS) on ng+2? sl 170
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>>151457579
Fuck off to the shit website you homestuck niggers got banned to
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>>151459803
P A L E O
A
L
E
O
/JOEROGAN/
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>>151460757
uh what the h*ck (* = e) are u talking about
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>>151461056
Neck yourself
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>>151461686
he cant fine a beam or a rope thatll support his weight
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>>151461686
what the frick does that suppose do mean
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>>151462196
british way of saying hang yourself
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>>151462302
okey, but why would I do this
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>>151463019
You really need to asap
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>>151463217
what is asap and how do I do?
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Are skins still crashing?
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>>151465795
with no survivors
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10973589
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>>151466521
But are they keeping falling or stable at a new low? The knife I want just went up for 2 days straight and I'm worried.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10973601
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>>151459278
what an ugly theme
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Yo what's the word on my nigga machinegun? Is he in the states already?
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>>151468489
geez that was mean
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deceased video game
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stop making those threads already, it's dead general anyway
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>tfw everyone else has cool skins and you just have default because you just started one week ago
feels bad. people kick me for being new
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>Get stomped in MG
>Be the stomper in nova 4
Why is there such a huge gap between these 2 ranks?
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>>151480070
they kick you because of low performance, not lack of skins
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>>151480213
Because you need to GIT GUD
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>>151480213
Nova-MG2 is pretty much the same, It starts to get more organized after DMG
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post songs to bop some heads to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q
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Oi you tryhard faggots, what currently is the absolute best gaymen monitor in terms of motion clarity? Do I need to get a monitor with a strobing backlight?
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damn moe really did fuck up
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Who here /AnimeCheater/ ?
Pretty comfy desu senpai
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>>151484808
I find that boring desu.
I understand shitters cheating because they're shitters, but don't understand anyone who is somewhere on a decent level without cheats. Is it just because of the LOL YOU MAD MENTALITY?
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>>151484669
Lel, what a fag
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I just got a better PC and moved in to a place that has 50mb interwebs and holy shit Im so much better.
I knew I shouldnt be GN1 considering ive played CS for 7+ years
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>>151485474
So you've Nova 2 now?
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>>151485925
No Ive been playing CEVO pugs and doing fairly well.
Got to play against WarOwl and killed him a few times, but Ive been outplaying some SMFC's and shit.
Im by no means amazing, but now that im playing at 200fps and ~40ms ping I can do very well finally. Its been really nice.
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>>151486241
call me when you're global
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>>151484808
you're human trash
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>>151487380
seconded (i agree with this post)
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I've started dying as fast as I can when there's only two of us left, and I'm not getting votekicked anymore.
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>>151488530
lolll
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>>151488530
One day you'll die for real and realize you wish you would haved lived more when you had the chance.
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>>151489073
I'm too busy living to git gud at this game. I just want to casually play with competitiveness's rules and automatic skill matching. And I'm never again enabling voice.
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>>151489254
Troll the respawns, Jeremy.
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>>151417701
i see. thank you for the reply.
do you open source any of your stuff? id rather find something to contribute to than have to build everything from scratch. not because im lazy but because there are only 24 hours in the day.
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>>151489073
Post more Zac
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>>151492830
you will want to use the parsing library in C#, statshelix, which basically does everything for you
for getting demos that'll be difficult but I did it by basically ddossing the one site with all the demos hltv
if you're looking for gamestate integration stuff there was a nice documentation post on reddit and >>151368027 has the basic stuff I'm working with
needs a fair bit of adaptation though and has a pretty major bug in that version where it double-counts kills
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>deranking
>enemy literally 2 stupid 2 figure it out
>they keep waiting for us to push atleast 6 rounds in a row
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>>151493196
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>>151493225
thanks again for all the info. gonna start playing around with it later today. hopefully all of their stuff and that library you mentioned works with dotnet core or whatever they call the new cross platform dotnet nowadays
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>>151494583
looks like you've deranked far enough then
does anyone here even play this stupid game? I'd much rather just post tomoko's
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>he's less than level 3 in the OFFICIAL csgog discord
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>>151495989
That was gn4/mg1
I want to GO as low as silver em.
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>>151496047
who care
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>>151496047
>he even joined the csgog discord
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>>151495989
?????????
why are you using that pic in your post ?????
???????
only I am allowed ?????????
????????
delete this ???????/
?????????
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>>151496047
>he unironically goes there
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>>151496875
>>151497017
hop in the discord oniifam
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>>151497146
i'd rather kill myself
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>>151497146
I'd rather drown myself
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>>151497243
>>151497298
You know you want to
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>>151497332
no actually not at all
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>>151497332
stop replying to me (d)weeb
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>>151498243
!!!!!!!!
wtf dude !!!!!!
!!!!!!
reported !!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>151497403
>>151497472
https://discord.gg/ZwBP8Sy
Just join
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csgo discord is a less moderated version of these threads
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>>151498421
stop. you're taking me out of fullscreen you prick
besides, it's garbage anyways (>>151498443)
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>>151498443
it's shit
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>>151498590
Post the freshest newest memes to discordapp.com today
Don't miss out!
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>>151498443
Why isnt it moderated?
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>>151498732
barf me out you flamer
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>>151498841
It is more moderated than nazi germany
literally get permabanned from discussing anything other than counter strike global offensive
anime is a bannable offense aswell
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>>151498949
uhmmm... please stop being rude????
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>>151498732
please lose weight
>>
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>>151498974
Anime is bannable in the discord? Now you've got my attention
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>>151499001
please put on a trip so i can play my game in peace
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>>151498974
Thats not true, anything that can be posted on 4chan is allowed to be posted there. Plus shitposting is allowed
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>>151499001
ummmm have sex nerd
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>>151499105
Yes. Also pretending to be gay is BANNED
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>>151499108
What game are you playing? If it's CS:GO there's a discord server for it!
https://discord.gg/ZwBP8Sy
>>151499148
Don't tell me what to do, k thanks.
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>>151499194
you really need to go outside and have sex
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>>151499194
fyi im filtering that link so have fun being ignored
sorry not sorry lamer
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>there are people that idle here all day who still reject anime
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>>151499337
You first :^)
>>151499468
why do you post cartoons when you hate anime?
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>>151499698
pls just go have sex and stop being a disappointment to your parents
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>>151499698
...but i dont hate anime
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>>151500074
then why aren't you in the discord?
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>>151500303
because im straight
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>>151500393
C Weezy would join the discord though
What are you so afraid of? That you might make some friends??
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counter strike
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>>151500584
false. chad hates fags.
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if you have the little esea insider star in your name on steam please die
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>>151501003
Yet you posted an image with him in it
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>tfw 90 wins and silver elite master
should I stop playing this game
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>>151501293
i told you im straight. keep up queer
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>>151501860
Post your pc specs
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>>151501860
Post your feet
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>>151502105
You're not though.
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>>151502873
stop projecting
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>>151503591
I'm denying your claim though, that's not projecting.
>>
This is a fun little game I saw on /r/nfl, /r/hockey, /r/soccer, /r/nba! everyday I will make a post with a new team, caster, player, or streamer! Today we are roasting as requested EnVyUs known for being the best team at one point, now they get beat by tier 3 teams. What do you do? roast them! hope you guys will have fun with this. I sure will :)
RULES
Be creative, dont just say "na lul" or "he's fat" dont be this guy
This is all jokes, n0thing is meant to be taken seriously!
There will be a hint after every post I make, you guys will have 24 hours to figure out the team, player, casterhiko, are you kidding me? or streamer1g. And come up banter please dont spoil the hint if you can figure it out
Remember we are all a community, if someone says something about your team that you don't like, dont leave a comment saying "fuck you" your only going to get downvoted! and remember have fun with this. We don't want the mods taking this down! tmartn will
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>>151503591
stop being fat
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stewie is the new shroud, any clip involving him or his name = front page
so funny considering how much everyone here hated on him not that long ago and how I got flamed for thinking he was gonna be good
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How do you throw a basic pop flash?
I don't mean a certain spot, just a normal entry to a side or a door.
Do you just look up and rightclick or what?
>>
Regardless of the validity of the points made by Thorin about Device on twitter, do you know anything about "professionalism"? Thorin was clearly a big fan of Dr. House and has adopted the same self-righteous attitude of thinking that being good at what he does is a free pass to being a complete prick to everybody. I used to like Thorin for his knowledge and edginess but he is only getting worse as time goes on. These days, he just seems like an anti-social anger-junkie who has found a way to constantly stroke his ego on a large scale. The more I watch his videos, the more I realize that it's all pointless drivel, and we're basically watching him sit there and verbally jerk off. I have never seen someone who loves the sound of their own voice so much. He hardly says anything that isn't obvious anymore, and he spends 20 minutes rambling and reiterating the same point in his videos until he reaches climax. The troves of 12 year-old fanboys showering him with love and compliments are turning him into a bigger piece of shit than ever. CS:GO E-sports no longer needs him now that it's growing into something so big. Before long, "historians" like Thorin will be a dime a dozen, and I'm now counting the days before the scene turns it's back on him for a less immature and abrasive "e-sports historian" (like the LoL scene did).
Real "professionals" don't get to toggle the asshole switch as soon as they clock-out. They are expected conduct themselves in a professional manner even when not "on-duty." It's called "leading by example." The only example Thorin sets is that you can be arrogant and treat people like shit as long as you're convinced that what you're saying is true, and if things get out of hand you can just use the cop-out "it's banter m8." Triggering people 10 years younger than him on social media is not part of his job description.
The only reason Thorin is still relevant right now is because he's the most knowledgeable "esports historian" in existence.
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>>151504187
>Do you just look up and rightclick or what?
yes, or throw it with left click while looking at the ground and moving forward so it bounces right in front of you
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>>151503648
>>151504017
you both need to stop projecting
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OVERWATCH NOW HAS 60 TICK SERVERS
GOTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>151504449
Thanks
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This is the average korean cs pro
http://slingshotesports.com/2016/08/11/female-counter-strike-pro-korea-hope-to-start-trend/
she has 1.29 rating and her farts smell like strawberry kimchi
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>>151504526
you really need to lose a few pounds
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>>151504526
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>post something csgo related that you're really interested in discussing
>only reply is "who care.."
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>>151504774
well its equal theres still huge stigma around a pro female, and issues most males wouldnt have to deal with.
You wouldn't see a post game thread of a Na'vi vs. Flipsid3 game with multiple threads on "how hot" the players are but you'd get that if you had a good female team. It even happens with hosts or anylists in other eSports. Then you add in people who are truly sexist and would criticize these players even harder then one would a male player on the same T3 team. And lastly you have gatekeeper nerds/geeks who get damn near offended when someone normal or female joins there subculture
it would just be a shitshow if people made a deal out of it but if it happened naturally it would be fine.
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>>151505072
well it's kinda hard to give a counter argument to something that's not even an argument.
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>>151505251
you really need to go out and have sex
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>>151506249
seriously youre a deranged individual pls engage in intercourse
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>>151505251
just go talk about it in discord
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>tfw your gf out AWPs you
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>>151507003
>tfw you girlfriend's boyfriend makes fun of your awping skills
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its another microwave meal drink until you pass out friday
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when will new operation be out my dudes
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>>151507803
dropping hot later tonight my dude
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Casual-only player here, why is it that every time I buy an autosniper everyone starts whining?
Am I missing something here, or isnt the awp the OP sniper?
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>>151501860
post face with timestamp and a cool beverage of your selection and I will carry you to mg. the beverage must be cool, I don't want to see dr pepper. dr pepper is not cool.
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>>151508173
join the discord and ask
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>>151508173
retards die to autosniper and get mad thats all it is
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>>151507803
any second now my man. mcskillet said so!
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>>151508173
You don't need any skill to get a good kd with it.
They get mad because you're ruining the fun for them with 0 effort.
>>
Reminder that no mics and 12 year olds fucking ruin this game
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>You will never date one of the ohio mole women
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>>151510351
Russians are way worse.
People without a mic and 12 year olds listen to your calls at least.
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>>151510982
SHUT DA FUCK UPPPP SHAT UPP SHAT AAPP SHAT APPP
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Aruba, Jamaica, Ooo I wanna take ya
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>>151511693
Just mute them you autist. They can still hear you afterwards.
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Why the fuck does this game have AK-47 in it? It's not used since the 50's what Terros should be using is AKM which is what niggers and sandniggers as well as wetbacks and wannabe commando trailer trash uses.
Shit game I rate it 2/10.
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>>151512858
thanks for posting this im so glad i took valuable time out of my day to actually read it
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>>151513935
You're welcome mate.
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>play dm alone
>drop 60
>play dm with gf watching
>10 kills
why does this happen?
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@151512858
wtf i hate cs now
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stfu rrrr
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>deposited $200 on opskins 30 mins ago
>funds still not on my account
uhhh gogurts???
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>>151514482
Some people can't perform under pressure. You are weak.
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>>151399869
fucking homo lmfao
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>>151512858
it is an akm with polish circle 11 mags
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>>151512858
It's clearly an AK-74m
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i calibrated at gn2, i have 17 comp wins
should i get esea?
i honestly just want a little kid free and cheater free environment where ppl tryhard. like i dont mind getting flamed for being a retard because i objectively play bad and i dont mind losing 90% of my games, so long as im playing against non cheaters
like its honestly so disenfranchising playing regular mm
like just last game i top fragger and there was a spic on my team who not only admited to walling, but was saying other ppl on the other team were walling because his hacks showed they were walling
like in this environment i cannot take it seriously and i just do stupid shit like zeus my teammates and run arround flashing them the entire round
at the being i hear "hey guys im walling want to know where they are?" and everyone replies "yeah sure dude, i dont care as long as i win XD!!"
at fucking gn2. fucking disgusting when iget a new cpu im getting esea, ill gladly get shit on by good players so long as they dont hack
fucking swallow and barf out that shit like a japanese porn flick dude, cant wait
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>>151516331
Never go near ESEA you disgusting cunt
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>>151516129
>it is an AKM
>that's why it's called 47 xD
nah the game is just a piece of shit
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>Be polite, always greet my teammates in beginning
>try to give out calls but always up for suggestions, other people to lead
>buy for my teammates whenever I can and have spare money
>humble when getting kills
>theres one defining factor about me that makes the enemy team rage like no other
can you guess what it is?
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>>151516331
>playing esea at gn2
lmao yeah that's a good idea. you should record your games and post it on youtube
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>>151516520
WHY NOT
TELL ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULDNT PLAY WITHOUT HACKERS AND WITH PEOPLE WHO TRY HARD
ONE
REASON
i dont care getting shat on and i even like getting flamed for being a shit player. im honestly tired of getting like 7-21 regularly in my mm games. fuck valve mm its a fucking joke
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>>151516331
Once you climb out of nova with your aim and fucking brain, which is perfectly possible if these two things are at least functioning/decent, then you should look for outside ways to play MM.
Sure hackers and wallers are annoying as fuck but you won't get them every game. Also, if you are solo queing, which I assume you are, and still struggle, add players you've been with that you enjoyed playing with.
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>>151516573
cs go is shit the glock in the game is a sub compact frame with a compact slide and a fullsize mag, the retards that developed it are about as stupid as you when it comes to guns.
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I always prefered M4 to AK even since 1.6 I ditch AK any chance I get
>MUH HEADSHOT MUH HEADSHOT XD
yeah and how often can you reliably land them you Nova? Exactly. Meanwhile with M4 (both A1 and A4 it doesn't really matter) you can consistently land body shots and just shit all over everyone.
What I'm saying is delete fucking AK from the game.
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>>151516939
You are ruining the experience of other players. Your entire first post is about people shitting up mm and you want to go ruin it for decent players who take the game more seriously. You are a hypocritical retard.
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>signed up for an online tournament with a friend and 3 randoms
How fucking hard are we gonna get wrecked?
We're all global, average 2000h and 13eff but only one of us has league experience.
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I was doing fine without you till I saw your face, now I can't erase.
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>>151517364
Good luck Anon-chan! *kisses your cheek and you blush as I run away hiding my face*
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>>151517328
how am i runing the game for esea players?
ill just be matched up with other shitter players. like im not cheating or hacking or anything. im just BAD
theres a difference between using hacks to win and being bad u FUCKING RETARD
theres a matchmaking system in esea, and maybe if you'd be better you'd break rank s and wouldnt have to play with d- retards like me
oh wait, you yourself arent good enough to advance so u cry about about other people
not being amazing at the game is not runing it for others, hacks are however
FUCKING RETARD, i just want a hacker free environment, i cant take the game seriously otherwise
like the match making system in esea is designed to balance the teams out, the only constant is yourself, so improve yourself and maybe you'll climb out of the shitter rank
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>>151517678
its honestly time to die.
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>>151517678
Post your esea so i can down karma you SO HARD
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>>151517678
even if you were bad I don't think I could play with a guy that posts like this, just imagining how you are in-game makes me cringe
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>>151518218
this isnt zjeddit u cum drinking faggot
>iLL DOWN KARMA U SO HARD XDDD RECK YOU XD
fuck off nigger
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MOTHERFUCK DRE MOTHERFUCK SNOOP MOTHERFUCK DEATH ROW
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>>151518798
Oh this has to be bait
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>>151516796
Hacking
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>>151516796
you spam p90 and auto
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all germans please die, thanks
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Mental illness: The general
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>he thinks esea has no cheaters
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>>151524476
im a neet whos been recieving disabilities for 2 years after being on welfare for 3, all for mental disabilities
where do you think you are? this isnt your safespace hugbox
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Our guy dustmouret is streaming.
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>>151525106
ye cool blog dude, liked and share, where do I follow? do I have to pay, thanks dude
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>>151525068
its has a lot less and cheats are VIRTUALLY nonexistant on esea
its super invasive. like its basically a keylogger and a trogan and can manipulate your computer to its will
so its kinda like windows 10 except you can uninstall it
honestly i dont give a niggers tits AT ALL if they watch me. i hope they enjoy watching me masturbate to busty ebony girls and brazilian butts and busty czech girls, good for u esea. anything to prevent hacking pieces of shit
this jerk's for you! *winks*~
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>>151525340
I hope this is bait, you can literally get esea proof cheats on google in 2 minutes, even aimware used to be esea proof
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>>151525280
i sense a certain vibe of *H o S T i L i T y* coming from your post?
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>>151525603
no dude really cool blog want me to patreon it?
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someone buy my knife pls
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>>151525706
idk about u but i only patreon podcasts #standards
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>>151525106
sorry if I offended you, Thorin
>>151525172
people unironically watch this?
>>151525280
nys
>>151525717
what kind of knife?
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>>151526562
ye dude same
>>151526658
thanks for the 4 (You)s
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>play with gn friends who are better than me
>barely win over 50% of the time
>soloqueue in gn
>only get matched with complete shitters, all easy wins save for the occasional tards that lose/tie even after I drop 40+k
what is wrong with this rank
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>>151526782
heh nerd, one of those you's was for me!
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is happy our guy?
>mfw he's actually very likeable
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>>151527453
????????????
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>>151527453
here's a (you) for those browser tabs, also, you're a janny/mod, right?
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>>151528381
yes
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is stewie hinting toward coldzera and others cheating at the end????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Jiytv5cKo
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>>151527453
>opera
>on windows
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>>151528784
yeah, he's completely wrong though
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>>151528784
sounds like it
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>>151529087
>he's completely wrong though
t. brazilian
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I'm sorry, I can't stand to read this general anymore. I'll be back in January for the next major. Goodbye csgog
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>>151530685
who care
>>
r/globaloffensive is better than csgog anyway
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>>151530685
try having sex before then
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>>151530685
>>151531082
>hmedditors cant handle the autistic B A N T Z
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>>151529845
I don't like the favelas either but they aren't cheating. Youthful Stewart is just butt hurt he can't make a major
>>
reminder that
r/GlobalOffensive >>>>> Steam Community Forums >>> HLTV > Twitch Chat >= /magog/ = shit
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>>151531760
upvoted
>>
>the state of csgog in 2016
I'm convinced more and more every day that autism is the next step in human evolution
>>
the shit threads step from the fact that the game is fun to play but there is literally n o t h i n g to talk about relating to it because there are no waifus and the gameplay is 20 years old
>>
>MG
>Think about my boring passive playstyle
>Decide to try entry fragging
>Don't know how to throw popflashes
>Flash myself 70% of the time
>Team constantly complaining about teamflashes
>Still 2:1 kills/deaths ratio
Welp that was easy
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>>151532142
Just wait till you see the chuunifaggots of d2g
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>>151532476
Pundits have talked every topic to death+ Esports offseason.
How is valve not pumping out new operations every month?oh that's right they only care about dota
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pham, the international is making me want to play dotes again.
What do?
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>>151533219
Welcome to Eagleland where it's a team of 5 entry fraggers against another team of 5 entry fraggers.
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>tfw it seems like ages since I saw a harveyfag post
Feelsgoodman
>>
>it's another episode of reddit think they're a real sport but get their panties in a bunch when investment and sponsor deals happen... just like in real sports
wew. thanks for killing the scene again
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>>151534803
Cutler took care of him
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quick someone go buy my field tested stained bowie knife $55 on opskins
ty
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>>151535219
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>>151535995
Nah i just bought a black pearl gut im good for shit knives today
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>>151538758
i feel ya
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No more majors this year everyone. Guess we're /anime/ general until 2017.
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>>151540356
ye
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>>151540356
>>151540615
feel free to leave at any time
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>Want butterfly
>No money
Are there workshop mods for that? I don't give a shit that nobody but me can see it.
>>
https://youtu.be/EkftN9SwhNk?t=195
gotards??
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>tfw stuck in the country drinking, watching TI and listening to Black Knight 2000
Who know this feel :( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPGtzmStq4
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>>151542242
like a week ago i was thinking the exact same things that freak is thinking.
i swear there were shots that should have hit, but missed and shots that hit, but should have missed.
im glad freak looked into this and proved that the hitboxes are shit because i was going insane over it
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>>151543414
Wish I was
Instead I'm stuck at work for 12 hours shifts all week long
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>>151543673
Hitboxes are actually fine, it's just interp and generally bad netcode that does this. Unfortunately online play even at optimal settings will always have some sort of faulty registration and client/server misalignment. It's just physics.
CSGO has its share of netcode issues but as far as online games go it's definitely one of the better one.
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>>151545186
Nice over time tho
B my work bf
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IM BANNING YOU, DADDY DAZED! B]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... BA]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... BANN]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... BANNE] 99% complete..... ERROR! True IGLs are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy DaZed! Send this to ten other banned players who give you skins Or never get called ️nutty️ again If you get 0 Back: no skins for you 3 back: you're throwing️ 5 back: you're daddy DaZed's teammate 10+ back: Steel
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When it's the next Major?
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>>151547842
In Tammikuu
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>>151547990
Finland?
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>>151547842
its gonna be 24 teams, hosted in NA by MLG in january. there was something on reddit about it
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>>151548279
Found something happening day 28 in Sao Paolo here. So just wanted to ask.
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>>151542242
1.6 didn't have this problem
>>
playing against 6eff shitties tomorrow, wish us luck /csgog/
https://cevo.com/event/cs-offseason/match/869917/
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>>151549360
>not trees.gg
not our guys, sorry bb
>>
should i buy a mw karambit slaughter or a ft karambit freehand
>>
>csgolounge ded
>fanobet skins ded
Anyone got some good btc betting sites
>>
Hi I am new to the whole Counter-Strike scene. I play COD on Xbox and my brother recently gave me his old gaming PC. I watched some professional Counter-Strike games not too long ago and I fell in love. My brother gifted me a copy because he plays and I was surprised at how difficult this game really is. The pro teams must have just made it look so easy. My brother told me about the CS:GO community on Reddit so I decided to check it out. It'd be nice if any of you experienced players could put me on the right path of improving. I played one competitive game just to see what it was like and I struggled to do much. A nice guy was in the game and told me I needed to work on getting the feel of each gun and also being able to execute strategies on each map. Any tips or ways to improve those things? Also if you don't mind helping a new guy, just message me on Steam and I will add you.
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>>151551193
literally any sportsbook
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>>151551193
>2 weeks
>lounge still not giving me back the skines
hilfe
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>>151551356
Their bots got banned
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Why doesn't our guy Witmer stream more?
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is s1mple the ugliest human ever created?
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>>151551257
added ;)
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>betting sites banned
>tournament views plummet
lmao valve killed their own game
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>>151552329
he's not Filipino so not even close
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>>151552329
he has the second most punchable face in whole scene behind pic related
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>>151548925
yes it did, there were tons of horrid servers in 1.6 with spotty hitreg.
>>
>>151547842
In my basement. CSGO is going down the toilet. Regressing back to better times.
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>>151553625
SHUT UP
1.6 WAS PERFECT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>151552329
and yet...
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>>151554269
WTF I HATE MY LIFE NOW
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>>151554269
dam who dat bad bitch
>>
>>151554269
I don't even think he's that rich. Are Slav women just attracted to ugly men with shitty personalities? Would explain a few things.
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>>151553039
he looks like this guy
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>betting dies
>viewer numbers + csgog dies
:(
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>>151557328
I stopped watching csgo streams because of betting
I've been watching a ton more lately because people are actually playing the game instead of flipping coins
>>
>>151557328
wow its almost as if the reason the game became so big in the first place was because skins/betting
>>
why do girls always go for the assholes?
>>
>>151557328
What real tournament has been on since betting died?
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>>151560651
I never mentioned any tournament tho
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>>151548925
Yes it did, there's a bunch of 1.6 shit hitreg videos around.
>>
>freakazoid vaping on stream
is he NOT our guy now???
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>>151560879
he's our bully
>>
>>151560879
becaause cigs or straight
all others are cunts
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>>151521427
>>151523356
No.
Just having an anime avatar triggers people.
>>
>he's sober on a friday night
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>>151565269
No, just sad n lonely
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>>151566315
you should join the discord and talk with us and not be lonely nerd
>>
Sup magog, at my cute bfs house with his dike friends getting drunk. I miss you bois so much, ugh I wasbplaying csgo with you all :'(
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>>151566702
you should lose weight
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>>151566702
Literally no one talks there besides fake gay animes and teenage attention seeking fags who think they're the center of the universe because they are 14 and haven't had to think about the world outside of themselves yet.
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our guy is going to be on r. lewis show
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>>151567024
but then i'd be underweight
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I'm trying to get back into counter-strike, but I don't remember if strafe-stopping (moving in one direction and then pressing the opposite direction to gain accuracy) is still, or was ever, a thing. Some people have insisted that it's placebo and that you're just as fast as if you didn't press the opposite direction, but I'm not sure.
>>
>>151567542
better than being overweight
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>>151567509
This is the first time I've ever seen Dan M mentioned on /csgog/. He has only ever been mentioned on HLTV, and even then they don't like him. Fuck off.
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>>151567636
guess im fine being neither then :^)
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>>151567737
spotted the newfuck plebbit
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>>151567737
sup newfriend
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>>151567820
youre not fine youre in denial fatso
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>>151567820
im sure ur fine being a virgin too
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>>151567962
>>151568072
Wow nice epic
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>>151568080
>>151568443
why you guys gotta hurt me like this
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>>151567737
neck yourself
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>>151568792
bullying cuckbois like you boosts my confidence
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>>151568792
I want you look at your life. Do you support yourself? Do you feel dependent on others? Why are you unable add something to others lives instead of take value? Who would be better off if they didn't have to care watching over you like a child? Who would be sad if you just stopped existing?
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>>151569220
dam real as fuck
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cute
CUTE
C U T E
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>>151570439
wtf why does she have an extra tooth
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>>151570717
dip
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What is another site similar to OPskins that you can sell or buy skins?
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>>151573667
bit skins
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r e d d i t
e
d
d
i
t
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>>151385637
name of the keyboard?
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Just bought a real butterfly knife from Element Knives, I am still uneasy about the handles construction since I've had butterfly knives in the past and the handles tend to twist and fall apart.
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joe rogan watches demos, why don't you?
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https://youtu.be/zc7_Vfa1M20
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>>151489073
Define living?
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frf ytrsf
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remember when we'd go through a thread per day?
lmao
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>>151580407
playing battlefield 1
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holy shit is freak dead?
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>>151570439
Who is this
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>only 1 thread since wednesday
ded as fuck
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bump for ranking up on the 3rd game despite 2 losses beforehand thanks to 1 game with a waller and the other with 3 rage quitters
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>>151596523
What is that thing
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>get kicked from demo match from 2 clan faggots for no reason
>attempt to reque
>get the same server 3 times in a row, thus never joining any server
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Fuck these dudes in DM servers who get shot from the back once and then refuse to peek because they're scared of aim duels
Fucking pussies desu
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https://twitter.com/mouzNiKo/status/764389791508996096
????
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>>151597430
>mfw shot from behind and before I die do a quick 180 headshot
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>>151597518
That's the way it's meant to be played, these fuckers care more about their score than improving so they hidEL IKE LITTLE FUCKIGN PUSSIES ARGH
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has anyone else legitimately moved over to tf2
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>>151598137
that part of my life is behind me
nowadays I just play overwatch every few days and that's it
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>>151598493
>Buying Blizzard games in 2016
Good goy
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>>151597559
there's a diffrece between hiding like a bitch and playing a position. I'll sit on A site of D2 and try to juggle Long, Cat, Car, Jumpspot, Ninja and Goose spawns at once and generally end up dying to the guy who spawns behind me.
That's actually good practice. Yeah, i might not be fighting the guy on cat who hit me twice already, but that's so i can fight the guy car. I'll come back to you (assuming i don't die), so don't feel like daddy doesn't love you.
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>>151598856
Na you're just a pussy
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>>151598137
I moved over from TF2 a few years ago, at this point it's worth considering.
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I love my bf so much! :3
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>>151603765
Are you a boii or a gurrl?
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>>151604283
boigirl
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>>151592249
Luminous of team nomad
twitch dot tv / vsl_cs / v / 79718981 ? t= 01h36m01s
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>>151603765
>>151604504
Youre a nobody
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>>151604504
is your benis feminine or your boipussy masculine?
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anime is gay !!!
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>>151604664
penis is very girly
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>>151352884
That is what I was thinking aswell, valve going ham on dem cheaters now.
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>>151605787
cute!
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>>151606552
dude its not ok, you seriously need to stop
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>>151607251
excuse me who are you?
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>>151606552
you really need to go outside youre sick in the head
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>>151606552
lose weight please
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>adult male
>wears shorts in public
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https://cevo.com/event/cs-offseason/match/869917/
They called the admins on us, ayyyyyyyyy
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can i get some hack recommendations?
im bored and i hate cs:go
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>>151608307
:steamfacepalm:
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I just came back to this general after being away for fifteen years and boy what is with this meta
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>>151607502
stop posting tomoko, im the only one allowed to in csgog
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>>151608307
aimware or iwebz, unity is shit
@151608372
kys blingi
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>>151609204
>a cheat that gets detected every Thursday vs a shitty ragecheat
n1
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>>151609695
are you one of those aspies that want to cheat but pretend they arent?
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>>151604658
be quiet arma
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>>151610224
t. nobody
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>Start playing today
>go into casual gamemode
>last one alive against 5 people
>manage to kill one guy then I get shot
>immediate vote to kick me starts
>4 leave - 3 stay so I get to keep playing
>leave anyway
Why are people in this game so mean?
People on the steam forums called me a faggot for asking how to get a controller to work in the game too
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>>151611705
k rofl nobody cares lol
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>tfw you will never raise rrrr like the son youll never have
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>>151614563
he's a bit of an aspie ngl
not a fan of all that creepy weeb talk is all
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>>151614931
its just a phase hes going through right now
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>>151615035
drop me a pm when he's over it then mate
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How do I make a good crosshair?
If I make them small and accurate, it strains my eyes. But if I make them bigger and more visible they get cluttered and inaccurate.
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i want to kiss zaaz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3537048865&feature=iv&src_vid=kd3Nq-dna64&v=ELEtHyktByU
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just got CS;Go
Give me some tips.
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>>151619074
Bitte ferlass uns
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>>151619074
Its better to aim away from what your target is because of the guns bad accuracy
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>>151617520
>not knowing our guy has a gf already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZggcP1P1gU
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>>151619074
don't use publicly available hacks. only use hacks from trusted sources, the public ones are low quality and won't get you anywhere
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>>151609204
wasnt me?
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succ
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>jasonr on selfless
Well he looks weird enough. Every sefless player looks weird af except relyk
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cucc
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>>151435215
>throw ban
lel, I've been throwing for a year now and I still don't have a ban.
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>>151623402
hi jw
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why is it that i have to report someone every time i MM
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its anotehr "enemy has op awp" episode
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Could anyone help me with a technical question?
My FPS keeps getting limited to 60. I have a 144hz monitor and I want to play the game at that, but there is no option to specify a refresh rate in the game, and it seems like the game just randomly forces the game to a 60fps lock.
Sometimes it holds the 144 fps for a while, but sooner or later, it reverts.
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>>151627568
vsync?
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>>151628498
Not vsync. I tried doing the whole launch options thing with -freg 144/-refresh 144, didn't work.
I think it might have something to do with my dual monitor setup, but then again, if I play windowed mode, it stays in 144hz. Fullscreen windowed and fullscreen go back to 60.
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Do you faggots still like these things?
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>>151628821
Fps 0 in console? I have dual monitors and I've never heard of this problem. CSGO should natively run at 144hz/fps if youve enabled 144hz in Windows.
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>>151631401
I also have this.
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>>151631401
its almost like you purposefully bought the ugliest skin for every gun
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>>151632064
Poorfag is butthurt.
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>>151615035
He needs to be beaten badly by parents or peers
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>used to play CSGO everyday with my mates few years ago
>everyone was around DMG and we had loads of fun, even if we lost
>my PC suddenly shits itself
>can't play anything for over a year
>as the time goes on everyone deletes me
>lose all my great pals
>buy a new and better PC
>decide to play a competitive match with some randoms
>couldn't feel any fun and the game seems shitty
>can't feel that nice taste of victory anymore
>back to silver
Kill me
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>>151633518
Youll climb up easy and fast if you were at the skill level you said you were, dont worry
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>>151631414
For some reason updating my drivers helped. I don't know why the fuck it would matter in any way since they were only a few months old.
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>>151633675
Yeah, but playing with randoms blows it. They don't have sense of coordination, ignore orders and won't stop whining. It's hard to climb up with shit team mates, I'm too used to play with friends
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>>151634436
I know what you mean, but in tht low of skill level, it doesnt matter that much. Just play and youll see how things go, i believe in you anon!
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>>151634523
Cheers m8. I'll try to climb up and see where it goes, maybe I'll make some pals while at it, who knows.
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>Ak or m4 community servers
>Get between 3.0-5.0 KDA depending on my mood
>Pick up AWP
>Get 0.5 KDA
How do I get gud at AWPing faster?
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tfw watching beyblade with my csgog gf
:3
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>>151310479
wtf this thread is 3 days old
just let your gay shitty cheat game die already faggots
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>>151635208
Np mate, maybe you do. Maybe youll find some people to play with in here, who knows
>>151635926
xddd
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>>151635208
trust me when i say no one on the face of the earth will ever want to be friends with you
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>>151636094
We're all busy playing the game instead of talking about it and watching it
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DROP IT
>>
>>
>fags shitting up the thread again
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>>151638475
stop using homophobic slurs pls
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>>151635880
You don't.
Why would you want to be an AWPer when you're fine with a rifle?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNDA_Z2H0U
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>>151484669
>not watching MissRage
Kek
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>>151638878
stop being a homo then
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>>151639078
Because sometimes I pick up an AWP and for those rare situations I need to be great at it
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>>151639146
>>
Which pros/streamers are most likely to browse 4chan?
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Which pros/streamers are most likely to browse 4chan?
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>>151642720
miniMoe
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>>151642720
Zeus posts here often.
>>151642917
underage fat kid? Sounds about right.
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>>151638878
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS!!!!
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>>151643467
Zeus doesn't actually speak english very well and barely types it. I'm sure the guy who used to run his twitter does, but he's literally irl reddit
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>>151638878
SIGNAL BOOSTING!
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How many wins/games did it take you to get out of MG to LE?
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>>151646084
how many years is it gonna take for you to get laid?
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Holy shit. When people said that the SG553 was "pretty good" I was like "meh, probably a waste of money" Until I saw how fucking insane this shit is. The AK-47 sprays like absolute shit now and I don't think I can ever go back. It's like playing a whole new game. If you're considering getting an SG553, do it right now, you will not be upset.
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>>151646556
jokes on you, I lost virginity when I was 11
I guess you will never leave nova
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>>151647742
Can confirm, used it in my last comp session. It genuinely feels like it aims on its own. It must be some top tier placebo but I literally felt like every shot, flick, tap, spray all hit.
Why do pros never use the SG/AUG? Some dumb big ego shit?
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>Silver 4
im ok with this
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>>151650724
>down's syndrome
I'm ok with this as well
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>team is being retarded
>politely ask if they could consider temporarily phasing out of their state of mental impairment
>"le stop beign toxic 137% memes"
>okay
>mute all of them
>my friend keeps casually talking to them
>close TS and block him on steam
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>>151651662
come into the discord and make new friends :^>
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>>151500967
>When this is the only CS related post in the thread
>>
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>>151651662
t. aspie
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>>151653768
Don't be silly anon
Aspergers is normie autism
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i wanna hold you r hand
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GET IN HERE LADS
>>151656004
NEW THREAD
>>151656004
NEW THREAD
>>151656004
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So I'm getting back into csgo(updating it atm) and are the people better or worse? I stopped playing right before the ak nerf I was also a dmg when I stopped.
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>>151642720
dazed is a /pol/lack so imagine he comes here too
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>>151633518
33:19 in SE
haha omg rofl
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>>151662579
Find that amusing do you?
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>>151401531
You want to avoid those situations. Position yourself better.
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>>151656106
Stop making early threads already you stupid nigger.
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I'm playing csgo!
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>>151676294
Same!
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