sc2

give me a +1

>>151277557
-1

Taeja, who art in Korea, hallowed be thy timing. Thy 3rd CC come, thy +2 be done, on ladder as it is in IEM. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our BM as we forgive those who BM against us. Lead us not into all ins, but deliver us from protoss. For thine is the command center, the stim, and the glory for Earth. Amen.

Taeja, who fart in Korea
LOL

>>151277557
+\-1 = 0

heh cool >:D

dead game general

soon we will be bwg, and this will be the most alive thread on 4chan!!!!

I bought lotv last night at 3am and my bank called this morning saying it was fraud

We shall rise from the grave and rule /vg!

Also protoss is OP

>>151278808
lol

at the buying lotv part not the bank fraud part

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:3

>>151278979
nice

i feel like an idiot because my bank knows i stay up late playing games...

audio not synched on twitch html5 player -_-

>>151279265
so what? you isp knows that and way way more

im not getting objectives for assualt dailies on wow -_-

>>151279402
what if i go to get a mortgage... "hi... i want to buy a house.." ... "well we can't approve that because you're a blizzard game playing neet"

>>151279687
the neet part might be the bigger issue than blizzard games...

>>151279687
if you're a neet then that would happen regardless of whether you play blizz games or not ~_~

>>151280000
IT'S TIME TO LAUGH AT DOTARDS

hahaa

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:D

Arnold @Schwarzenegger 33 sec
#firstsevenjobs
Ice cream salesman (age 10, at the lake)
Farmhand
Glass factory custodian
Hardware sales
Baker
Tank driver
Personal trainer

>>151283043
gookri~

#firstsevenjobs
...

>>151283484
+1

i did gardening for my grandma twice and she paid me

does that count as a job...

>>151283949
totally hbt.

>>151283949
yeah

if arnie can claim lake ice cream sales you can claim anything

>>151284038
what if i'm 23 and not 10?

dont disrespect arnie you fools

>>151284387
didnt he get caught fucking some ugly illegal lol

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>>151284314

>>151284662
imagine hbt slowly bending over to take a sippy from the water fountain...

>>151286215
i hate you so much :(

>>151286215
what if he wore a thong that revealed this b*ypusy...

>>151286337
omomomomo imagine the smell

idiots lol

dont just come in here and call us idiots

idiots

>>151287134
*slits your throat*

>>151287221
*dies*

how could you!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151286337
oh geez!

didnt we just have a new thread lol

>>151289810
yeah but it hit the bump limit already...we are very alive...

>>151289810
we reported it

no we didnt

then why is it gone. idiot lol

"gook"

is ryung a bonjwa

theres such a thing as too much chocolate cake

awoo

thanks miss grunchball

we like shakira

>incontrol getting a draw because he unpaused the game when the other guys keyboard fucked up
our guy

sounds like a nigger and we don't like those here

boombayah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish there was a gook version of shakira

seulgook

i'm so bored.. . . . . . . ... . . . .

i need to get some new glasses but i'm too lazy to walk over to the store to try on frames...

>>151292728
lazy or shy

i cant see frames without glasses but i have no glasses

>>151292728
wtf they're closed on wednesdays so its ok

>>151292778
it used to be shy but i put it off for the whole summer so i got used to the idea enough that its not shy anymore and now its just lazy

>>151292797
this is the reason my current glasses make me look like a girl

>>151292968
hbt...

how bout that...

watched ti last night. zzzz.. am i rite?

i watched it while sleeping, i cant remember much of it, mustve been boring

all i want in life any more is to fuck maru's kbp

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>>151293965

does kbp mean korean blood pressure

>>151294224
so cute
>>151294552
gook boipucci

that starts with a g not a k idiot moron retard pigskin bitch

br nigger warning

bp =/= gb

we use != here not =/=

>>151295934
-1

no we dont

>>151296000
-2

>>151295934
us computer geeks huh :P

occasional reminder that terran is the only race that EARNS 100% of its wins

>>151296258
I got trips ur nothing kid

>>151296369
>>>/s4s/
trips here != shit son

im not exclaiming anything

we dont like computers

i'm pretty fond of computers myself

we hate you

i forgive you and im praying for your eternal soul amen

ramen

aria azumanga hidamari hyouka natsume

I don't speak not English

whats your wechat

i have a wechat!!
i use it to talk to cute stinky chinese girls

you mean me?

Nick Plott @CallMeTasteless 4 min.
CANADA! I am inside you...

>>151298432
that guy really hates america

if any scvs are cute stinky chinese girls id talk to them on wechat..

>>151298432
i wish he was inside me...

https://www.periscope.tv/InvasionHarstem/1PlKQzNgwQvGE

>>151298580
post your butt

>>151298759
i can't i'm at work >_<

>>151298839
scan it

>>151298839
post your bosses butt

>>151298839
oh my :3

why would you work at a job where you cant take pictures of your butt lol

is it too late to learn the guitar

its never too late for anything :)

>>151299835
yep it hasnt been cool in over 50 years

>>151296664
kys

wtf did you guys watch gsl today

wtf

wtf

>>151298839
a man with a job :3

so memehack is this weekend?

>>151299440
but my job is taking pictures of my butt

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>>151301759
its happening...

i hope nobody posts their stupid predictions -_-

>>151278979
underrated post
it's cute :>

when is the shanghai tournament that parting is playing in

>farting

i usually like all memes but this harambe stuff is fucking dumb

harambe...

maybe it's because i follow this one nigga on Twitter and he don't shut up about it

>>151305662
lol idiot

harambe is a top meme

harambe :D

dicks out for harambe!!! lol

its a legit funny meme

fucking idiot(s)

harambe...?

>>151306412
some shitskin got shot trying to kill someone again or something

harambe!

harambe :/

idk why people are making harambe memes now

that was like three months ago wth

harambe o_O

i aced the test

>>151306898
haramba!

harambes never die!

there were a bunch of lads playing tennis at this wee hour, so i snuck up on them like a dark templar on a nearby hill and watched them play for like 5 minutes

>>151277450
finally a non-tranny thread. i can post for the first time in days.

>>151309243
k
pretty gay

>>151309548
who plays tennis at 23 am though

>23 am

thats not how am and pm works...

>>151310525
yeah but the am/pm system sucks anyway

twenty 3 hours after midnight....

1bm...

(before midnight)

>>151310680
oh is that what it stand for? whats pm then?

>>151311048
post midnight

actually yeah

the am/pm system is kinda stupid

why does it exist?

>>151311172
but 3 pm is 15:00?

teamliquid...

amercans cant count above 12 lol

post gook

>>151311291
did they do good

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yeah

whats that smell...

>>151311291
did they do gook

im gonna start using 24 hour time

starting right now

holy crap its already 1737 lol

who has best zerg butt

its -0.21 bm tho

>>151312197
butt mode?

i dont even think time should exist

sun up
sun down
cant buy beer
can buy beer again

all you need to know

more like

sun up
sun down
can buy beer
can buy beer again

>>151312192
miqueena

>>151312538
+1
a puritanical restriction on when you're allowed to buy alcohol is retarded

>>151312721
>puritanical
big words for a big guy...

*buys a beer*
best time of the day

i drank all my beer but still want more....

*grabs car keys*

i can literally fax my local beer store and they send a boy with my beer

gotta tip em good though

i just went to the store to pick up two epipens and without insurance it would have been $1400

wtf

>>151313191
i'm not gay though so i'm not gonna order a boy

>>151313191
"tip em good" like "fuck em good"?

naughty...

*orders three beers and an epipen through gps*

well yeah of course im gay so what

i hate sinners

what even is an epipen

>>151313805
gps tracking

>>151313805
diabetes shot

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you all disgust me

what olympic even should i be watching right now

btw

we're also posting in wowg now

>>151314445
doubt it, considering we dont like to leave our safe space

>>151313805
it's like a stimpack for someone dying from an allergic reaction

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>StarCraft II StarLeague 11h

>>151314649
based

stinky smelly...

where the fuck is avilo

>taeja is gone
THANK YOU GOD

how does dota manage to be even more boring than league of legends......

x_x < zzzzzzzzzz

>>151314649
nice
>>151314826
he was our guy tho

x_x

>>151314928
>our guy
nice meme mullet

>>151314853
just wait for the laning stage to develop. it's going to get crazy

>>151315052
its true tho

>>151315164
'no'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4es0kUS8aHI

pokemon go...

yes
taeja is the third greatest sc2 player of all time according to esports historians :^)

>not knowing pokemon go is a cia program to get constant surveillance of populated areas

ever wonder why rural areas are fucked over so hard in pokemon go? it's because the cia has no desire to add that worthless bullshit to the data they have to sift through.

neeb is the #2 sc2 player in the world right now lol

lol no
he might be the second biggest choker tho

>>151315218
taeja, a literally retired player, beat zest, literally the rank one player

hes our guy, past actions regardless

>>151315487
#aware

were watching some guy climb the trump tower with suction cups btw

>>151315796
where can i watch that?

>>151315862
were as in past tense retard

>>151315862
im watching some random stream on facebook, just google it

>>151315943
FUCK YOU FUCKING USELESS WHORE RETARD FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

were as in we are retard

thats why we dont use were when we mean we're even though its a nuisance to hit that ' key

i wish trump had drones that could spray the windows down with vaseline

we're watching malorie obama hit that J

wish i had no man's sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE

>>151316585

lol wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXwfYniTKsc

>>151316585
lol fucking trump supporters

what kinda keyboards do you guys use O.o

>>151317325
ducky

>>151317417
what kinda ducky

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Really likin this thread guys keep it up

Btw do you guys like Hana Song?

rofl why are they putting the dota characters on the stage like that
hahahaha it looks stupid

yes we like dva
and pharah

her feet......

>>151317635
ducky shine2 mx red

>>151318073
does it quack :3c

https://www.periscope.tv/Gerjersey/1vOxwpkOjYLKB

i got 4 lvl30 pokemon go accounts ready to go
time to hit down town and raid some gyms >:D

when I'm following a SALT build order from spawning pool website, does it assume I'm building workers at all times? It doesn't show workers

>>151318341
heh >:D

i use a type heaven :)
ill prolly get a realforce when i need a new keyboard, those are cool

>>151316841
hahaha

just woke up! *rubs eyes*

>>151319023
*slaps your belly*
im about to get wild

>>151318449
seems like it

yooa butt~

thought about getting naked at the beach today. didnt do it because i remembered the guy from here who cummed when the old couple saw him naked. didnt want to experience that for myself....

you know what they say about type heaven..

>>151320165
the arc from fsn?

its called type moon dude

>>151320165
its made in china :/

but not bad!

nice contradiction lol

fate was my favorite route tbrwy

*boots up a vn*

>>151321061
which one...

>>151321101
not the sc2 one thats for sure haha

>>151321215
haha!

i actually liked it though...

what if they made like a fps sc2

*boots up wow*

this is freakin awesome!!!

>>151321454
my friend told me that it's total shit now

>>151321454
looks like you were not prepared! get it? lol :p

if i have a bad time in overwatch again today i will literally buy wow and play it

were donating runescape items to kaceytron btw

>>151321993
id like to kiss her

"WERE" not doing anything and its not "BTW" when you didnt say anything else

so which team are you guys on?

#team instinct here

were drunk btw

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>>151322398
lol

>>151322417
no were no we quit weeks ago!

lol read this >>151322150

https://twitter.com/StarCraft/status/763463473065885696
habbenin:D:D

>>151322953
:O

we aint even gonna get bw hd lol

where my fucking niggers at??

just let out a lil squeaker

stinks...

>>151319583
i didn't cum...

>>151323731
liar....

at least this hole is honest

rockos modern life

>american cartoons
rofl
*summons anime witch*

some guy left auto play on and fell asleep i guess and he watched like 40 minutes worth of my videos lol

too bad he had adblock on tho

>>151324260
on dailymotion?

>>151324394
youtube

you missed out on a fraction of a penny. tough break mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rB0pHI9fU

MY BROOD RAINS FROM THE SKIES
>:333333333333333333333333333333

d2g here

corea is playing feel free to come post k-girls

you couldnt handle my posts

post your predictions for montreal
bettingbros...

>>151325867
what the fuck is that

>>151325229
diablo II has a general?

whens the next olympic sport that has korean girls in it :3c

>>151326640
the stripping event which is being held now

i wonder if north koreans get publicly humiliated if they win bronze.....

that north korean girl is about to win table tennis bronze

>>151327857
what if they got a public spanking...

>>151327942
a red butt in front of 100k angry northern gooks....

>>151327857
they will probably defect tho

http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/blog/20239749/wcs-circuit-summer-championships-brings-you-another-free-portrait-8-10-2016

could be better tbqh

was the term "milf" around before that one movie?

i dont know but im sure you could google it

kpg is talking about us again

>>151330972
fondly

its normal for abandoned children to miss their fathers

>>151329406
k IM READY FOR THE NEW PORTRAIT LOL IM GONNA BE UP FROM 5 AM TO THE EVENT TIME LOL EVEN MADE AN ALARM ON MY PHONE LOL.

I learnt my first build order
Orbital command into mass barracks and medivacs
I thought everyone said Terran was the hard race but all I do is stimpack and kill everything ?

>>151331350
rofl

>>151331629
thats pretty much it
watch out if they build adepts though!!

>>151331629
t + a move is no joke m8

>>151331629
even gateway units beat bio now
tanks/libs is what wins you games

thread comes to a crawl when someone tries to talk about sc2

lol

>comes to a crawl
what does this saying mean?

is that not a real saying....

i googled it and no results

i've been saying it for years in real life wtf

i guess that saying came to a crawl lol

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pretty pretty scar scar apple of my eye

we could make it into a saying if we just keep saying it

avilo really came to crawl last game

^that idea just came to a crawl

really bad thread

can't wait for the weekend...

you wouldnt know a good thread if it came to a crawl right in front of you

i came on your moms face while she crawled to me

but what did it mean in your head when you said it...

was it just "it turned bad" or?

>>151336323
when something comes to a crawl it slows down to a very slow pace
stupid esl shitskin

but what if its in a stationary position?

then it would speed up when it came to a crawl

nah they would just say light jog or a walk if thats what they meant. crawling implies desperation, inability and weakness. its a much more pathetic term and still fits the original usage.

why am i watching this ugly autist play sc2 with music only he can hear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnNht9HVDLY

>>151330967
he's so happy because he just made sure his family won't be executed this month

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REMINDER: The blue background means that this thread is SAFE FOR WORK make sure that all content posted here is SAFE FOR WORK.

all done my christmas shopping

>>151337591
omo!!!

@151337832
kys newfag

aria azumanga hidamari hyouka natsume

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strings here

back from camping boys

this might be my last post here I think

probably

151337970

sfw cat is proof of an old boy

>>151338118
@_@

>>151338114
p u

i can smell the stinky stink from here

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>>151338224
it was alot of fun... i took a panorama of the view I had all week but it's too big to upload here

>>151337837
i've done all my christmas shopping for the rest of my life. it's easy to get it done when you have no friends.

does anyone

>>151338416
yes

>>151338401
looks rly nice except for that dead body in the foreground

>>151338495
>dick isn't black
0/10

>>151338547
http://imgur.com/laQimXu

just a sleeping bag

I ate so much bass lol

>.gif

lmao what fricking year is this

>>151338953
uh... it's 2016...

>>151338118
>>151338401
this looks really pretty!!
i go to a college up in the appalachians but i dont go out and appreciate the scenery as much as i should... you have inspired me! we'll see if it was enough to get me off scv and onto the trail though heh

stop this

>>151338953
we retro now

>>151339230
omo

>>151339035
>>151339230
>we want the nigger audience

what the heck

can we stop being lewd please :/ i dont want to have to get janny because then janny might not go away after

going to sleep now... got coffee with the girls tomorrow morning...

>>151339436
+ -1

>>151339580
is this real....

>>151339580
what a cock

>>151338118
>this might be my last post here I think
why...

omo tbqh

>>151340335
word

>>151340276
well I spent some time with some older men and I realized I might be wasting my life lol

>>151340525
omo

>>151340569
3 generations of my family out of 4 people there...

>>151340525
at least one of use has to make it.... maybe it could be you...

use lol

Jesus called

>>151341097
probably not tho lol

>>151341229
what did he say phoner

>>151341253
yea lol we'll be posting here until we die of blood clots, obesity, alcoholism or old age

>>151341263
Olé

strings?
strings i never much cared for but he stayed long enough to become family
and when you're family
well it hurts to lose one
but thats just how it is kid, good luck on the other side

>>151341785
well said

i guess strings stay has come to a crawl lol

fuck these niggas

>>151342038
lol

>>151339035
>>151339230
who is this and name of the set

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:D

>>151342549
:3

>>151342549
that's fucking crazy

what sport?

>>151342549
:3

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>>151342606
table tennis

>>151342606
being cutey smelly chinks

>>151342549
i cant tell if they're boys or girls :O

>>151343224
boys obv

dont you dare spit in his mouth

where else would you spit ~_~

maybe that one faggot is right
maybe this is a waste of life

>>151343582
i only come here when im bored tho

>>151343582
what's the point of doing anything if youre just gonna die

same but im never not bored...

>>151343628
nice i come here all the time too

dark v ty....
classic v stats.....
whos gonna win O.o

i never leave :/

>>151343835
the fans :D

>>151343716
same it boredom but that's it

gook

>>151344249
*slits your throat*

its not just scv though

i dont do anything important or fun ever

im a boring person! how did this happen!
i used to be so cool....

>>151344328
are you me...

>>151344328
lack of ambition
no discipline
dislike of people
abrasive personality

that's if youre like me lol

>>151344567
yes
yes
yes
kind of.

:(
i wish i knew what to do

i wish i could sleep

I used to be real

now my eyes aren't even real

i wish i could repair all the /scv/s...

>>151345646
jayden...

>>151344249
gook

in the rear with the gear :D

i will be rooting for scarscar this weekend. i hope she wins :3