/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

first for rrrrrr

First for memes

This is the worst general I've ever been to.

>>151263371
Why?

I'm going to get breakfast, does anyone want anything?

>>151263371

its t rue

it has always been dead and there are maybe 40 active users

main reason is that you can shitpost freely on HLTV and CS Players are not really the 4chan demographics

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Rate my lunch before I play csgo.
Am I prepared?

>>151263529
i want the favelas to get banned for cheating in the middle of the next major final and then for them to be lynched by the crowd

>>151263639
Is that literally just a plate of potatoes?

If yes, are you poor? What country do you live in?

post dosia memes

>>151263639
nice carb overdose fatty

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>>151263990
>falling for the carb meme

>>151263990
Potatos have really low carbs, they are like 50% water

>>151263403
The amount of shitposting reached a level where it is literally [s4s] tier.

Shitposting is fun if you do it once or twice in 100 serious posts. But in this general it is exactly the other way round. Hell, there is not even a single serious post between all this shit.

If you think it's fun to shitpost constantly where is the difference to facebook?
You write the same shit like some 14 years old on facebook and laugh about it, it's literally the only thing you laugh about, you're on the same level like them.

>No I'm not because I know it's shitposting

Yeah and I know that I'm a bad person for stealing some kid's pokemon cards so that makes me a little less bad.

I push some guy in front of 200 students and tell him it was just a prank so I'm actually a fun guy and not a bully.

You might be aware of how full of shit this general is, what a low quality the standard posts are but this doesn't change a thing about your "humor" which is extremely unappealing and even worse, it doesn't change the content of the thread.

I don't know why this is, maybe the game and the general are too old and everything is said, I don't know why you don't leave in that case to be honest, or the average csgo player has a simpler mind than the average strategy game player.

>>151264437
Normies take facebook very seriously and don't shitpost at all. Maybe if you only add animes

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>>151264437
ok duder :-DDDD

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>>151264437
yeah?

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so er guys any of you watch anime?

I mean let's be honest here, nobody here is really playing Counterstrike Global Offensive right now. I can tell you i am certainly not!

I don't know what it is about the oriental people that hato go dokidokidoki but there's definitely something unique and special about them and their art. does anyone else have this? please respond

do you think having 3 rounds in a row where i landed instant awp shots outside on ct nuke is enough to get me overwatch banned

they called me a cheater

>>151265334
>hitting awp shots
you disgusting cheater

>>151265258
anime girls are cute
anime is shit

there you go man

>>151265334
yes enjoy your ban you filthy fucking cheater

>>151262993
is there any actual reason to use the silenced weapons?

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>>151265421
>>151265447
aw shit guys i don't wanna get banned

i guess i never should have cheated...

>>151265543
for sneaks

>>151265543
accuracy

not showing up on minimap (useful for lurking or holding sites in cheeky spots like mirage firebox/nuke secret)

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>>151264437
*upvotes your post*

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Are there any good csgo mangas out atm?

>>151268286
>weeaboo """"""humour"""""

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>>151268401
***laughs***

>>151268572
lori is the anal idol!

*farts*

**cums**

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hey guys, ready for some hardcore csgo today! I'm finally going to get sivler 4! rate my battlestation

>>151269497
Do you slap your face with the dildo when you lose?

>>151269734
No I sit on it until I make cummies all over my laptop. Then I clean it with my mouth as punishment.

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I fucking hate America. I despise them. But deep down I want Dazed and Steel to be unbanned.
Mainly because swag acts as if he's not responsible for the throwing, and the community backs him up.
le im underage xd!11

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> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

>>151270895
>his country's getting beat by America in the olympics

It's ok to be sad, anon.

>>151272613
>pp-bizon crutch
is this a fresh new meme?

>everyone buys a kit every round
umm novatards?

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>play with cheats lose
>play without cheats win
uhhh gotards?

>>151272613
Csgo is one of the few multiplayer game where a sinlge person can carry easily. It's not hard to one tap 3 guys in a row while they still try to take aim. If you can't carry silver 4 as GN you deserve to be down there.

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>>151277587
Need better cheats senpai

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WHAT THE FUCK is our bully doing

i want to see him play again its been so long

>>151278553
He's moe's personal trainer atm. Understandably a very time consuming job.

>>151280000

>DOTARDS ANNIHILATED IN THEIR OWN GENERAL

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Is he "our guy"?

lmaooooooo

>>151278553
isnt echo fox playing in a game on monday?

Post best Watamote moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D12heGaUGTY

My fps gets locked to 30 what do, vsync off, I normally get like 150 fps

>youtube tomoko kuroki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmxCSCB-uc0

>>151283770
don't play on console

>>151284086
is there an irl top riz flatcap?

>>151285161
yes, im wearing it rn

>>151285247
post pic...

>you are and owned slut

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>>151286052
you're kinda cute..

>>151282770
Is that faggot still alive?

Am I still alive?

When da quality appears
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/763394264663527424

>>151286847
t-thanks

Is the Steelseries 6gv2 good?
I'm looking for a new keyboard and this caught my eye, what does magog think?

>>151289246

Keys are too hard to press for my taste and one year into using it my spacebar broke (gets stuck often).

I was expecting a lot from it and was disappointed. Getting an Ozone Strike in 2 weeks.

>>151289553
I guess I'll keep looking then.
Thanks, anon.

>>151265543
Because they are better.

>>151272613
You're so funny and cool.

>>151289921
Keyboard doesn't fucking matter.

>>151290209
how?

janitor being mean again -.-

>7h
>72r
This shit makes me sad boys.

Can the crowd see the holograms?

Am I a hologram, if yes, can people see me?

>talk to friends that play csgo
>'thorin is based guy of banter never shy of calling people out based banter banter etc etc'
>'k'
>he sperges out when someone calls him out for having shit opinions
???

what the shit is going on here I came to shitpost but theres literally no one here but me

:<

>>151297414
>>151297414
>>151297414
They're making fun the le epic banter man again