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5 facts about Tracer edition:
1. She's a member of Overwatch
2. She is British
3. She has the good kind of autism that vaccines give you instead of the bad
4. I love her
5. She's a girl

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous thread: >>151233165
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Roadhog, Zenyatta, Genji

These heroes are blatantly overpowered
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hana song

finally got taegeugki
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>>151250103
I don't have it.
i'm sad.
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>>151250103

Also available on DVD.
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How can anyone defend this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFcrzIlZfNU
Where are the fucking nerfs, Jeff?
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how is it possible to be under 50?
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When will the D.va craze die?

I want to play her again.
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>>151250158
You have to buy loot boxes to get it idiot
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>>151250231
I like "My way" more.
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>only get time to play 1030pm-??am
>its nightmare mode
>only bad maps
>only strong enemies
>win just enough to not fall to rank 40

feeding gremlins and playing overwatch, don't do either after midnight
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>>151250252
i knew it was huge but holy shit, how did that make it to release?
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>>151250384
I never got the Gremlins, isn't it ALWAYS after 12 AM except for the split second it is 12 AM?
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who here also paid to get boosted to top 500? honestly worth the $400 family
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>When you destroy a team and then you hear "HELDEN STERBEN NIE!"
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>Go up from 58 to 64 cause win streak
>"Maybe I should end on a good note"
>Nah let's just keep going
>Get stomped next game easy

I should've just quit
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I want Hana Song to peg me.
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i want mccree to stick it up my pooper
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>>151250336
For 2004 Korean films, my favorite's still this.
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>>151250459
fag
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Win against underdog, gain 15% of level

Have a leaver on your team immediately, play it out and lose. Lose 60% of a level.

I went 5-2 today and wound up with less rank progress than where I started. How the fuck am I supposed to move from 60 to 65 in a week.
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>>151249981
I want to impregnate tracer
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>>151250297
Getting stomped so hard a teammate ragequits before the chance to stomp back.
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>>151250308
i didnt buy any boxes

went from lv127->150 before i finally got it. now i just need her voiceline and once august 18th rolls around ill be 58/58

>>151250158
theres still 8 days left. just believe in yourself
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>>151250530
You know, I always wondered. What does that make the girl that does the pegging then?
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If you're playing Reinhardt and you aren't calling stuff out to your team, you're a shitter. Playing Rein takes no concentration at all.
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>>151250598
A complete alpha.
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>>151250103
>still no taegeugki
>still no ribbon emote
>1 week to go
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>>151249981
T-tracer would not wear a thong!
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>>151249981
Love, D. Va.
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>>151250459
i need to fap to this thought
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Why do you guys care so much about your competitive ranking?
>no friends to brag to about it
>not really skilled enough to find quickplay easy/boring
>no amazing rewards from climbing to an above average rank
>comp rank isn't a good way to indicate player skill due to the system not being good
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>5 facts about Tracer edition:
stopped reading there

Here are 3 top facts:
- she's an annoying cunt
- she has almost no ass
- she has shitty posture
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>>151250643

>Have spent $60 chasing the Ribbon emote.

Fucking kill me.

I don't doubt that I'll panic and drop another $40 right before the deadline.
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>>151250667
If it helps, she'll have these kind of eyes while she's pegging you.
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>>151250720
>comp rank isn't a good way to indicate player skill due to the system not being good
once they fix how queuing with lower ranks works it'll be a good indication of skill.
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>>151250754
i got it in my second loot box :^)
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>>151250436
and how does it work with time zones
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>>151250720
Because I'm always looking for new reasons to feel like shit, hate and eventually kill myself .
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>Open summer game loot box
>Legendary
>Zarya skin

>Arctic

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>151250664
I haven't been to Quick Play since June.
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>>151250459
I always liked Pharah and Symmetra but (as expected) this much Hanaposting makes me want to molest her butt instead.
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>>151250720
>comp rank isn't a good way to indicate player skill due to the system not being good
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>>151250720
People think you can shit on other people because numbers. I bet one of the first things people in QP check for shit talking is comp rank.
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>>151250336
both great movies
I should see them again
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>>151250754
>Have spent $60 chasing the Ribbon emote.
what is wrong with you?
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>>151250720
it is hardwired in male dna to have the desire to be king big dick
big number = big dick
remove your vagina from the premises
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>>151250459
I want to kill and eat Hana Song.
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>Overbuff profile hasn't updated in almost a week

Anyone else having this problem?
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>>151250958
Just making sure, you do know you have to update it yourself right?
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>>151250720
I just wanted cheese pizzas for Golden Gun without having to waste more of my life grinding out wins.
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>>151251003
Yeah, clicking the refresh button says "Profile up to date" but still doesn't have any games since last Friday.
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>>151250720
I don't care about my rank that much, but more like how can people who are picking Hanzo and Bastion on attack have a higher rank than me. I blame the matchmaking also for pairing shit tier teams with competent ones.

Also this: >>151250812
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>>151250930
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>>151250882
>He thinks that's exclusive to men
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>>151251061
Are you offline in Overwatch when you do this?
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>>151250813
gz on her best skin
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>>151250643
>first box has ribbon emote
>third box has ribbon emote
I just want my Zarya skin
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>>151251113
Yes, both the game and the battle net launcher are closed.
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>>151250646
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>>151250754

Spent about $160 to get the Tricolore skin for Widowmaker, it seems I got all of the summer game items though but haven't checked.

Noticed that I have all the sprays and skins for all the characters though.

So if you need an estimate it is about $160 for everything. Got a lot of repeats and ended up with 11k gold as well.

Summer games skins are definitely more common than the regular ones in the boxes, that god damn tricolore though jesus christ.

>>151250797

Well he probably has 60 or so items you won't ever get unless you fork over the same amount.
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>>151251165
Not sure what to tell you, it's working fine for me. You could post profile so other people could try to update, but you might just be out of luck.
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Why does every smurf only play Tracer, Genji, or Widow?

Are the majority of smurf creators mainers of those heroes who can't contain their ebola to one account? I'm just trying to relax in quick play but no, here comes mister level 12 playing Tracer like it's the Blizzcon finals.
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You know what the worst thing about maining Widow is?

You never see her, but everyone else does. :(

I hardly ever see her up close unless I strike a pose.
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>>151251353
more thongs please ;_;
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>>151251337
those guys get stomped on their mains that's why they have alts.
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>>151251337
It's just easier to play against worse players as those characters.
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Does the increase in gain or loss of rank due to streaks persist even if you close the game?
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>>151251337
They got hooked one too many times by a Hog
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>>151251337
Those three are the "cancer" characters so they play them to tilt the shit out of the enemy team for easy wins.
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>>151251206
That's a shop, but she does have a steady breathing cycle you can watch for a long while.
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>The server closed to an unexpected error
>We were literally about to win in 5 seconds
Holy shit that is fucking bullshit
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>>151251353
But you can feel super sexy playing a qt. That is something.
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>>151251563
I've had two unexpected server closing errors today. One where the match was still up in the air and one where we were getting stomped. So far, a net positive, but apparently the new patch also did something unexpected.
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>>151251563
i am 100% sure at this point its people intentionally crashing the servers to duck the loss
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I will pay real money for Lucio to get "we wuz kangs" as a voice line.
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I will pay real money for thongs skins
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When will they make Symmetra better? I like her themes, especially hard light, but she feels very much ineffectual. Besides car washing someone, but that'll work maybe 2 times at best.
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>tfw getting that headshot and hearing that elimination noise
>those French lines she drops as bodies drops
I love the qt blue sniper.
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I will pay real money for Reinhardt to get "refugees welcome" as a voice line
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>>151251751
epic
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>>151250720
nope. i care having fun with the game.
There's some faggot who was carried to the top 500 who is constantly begin a faggot, screaming on the mic like the faggot he is. We lose almost everytime with him. Without him, we win almost everytime and having fun times.
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>>151251763
Any good skins will be RNG related.
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ok
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>>151251557
>Parents walk in
>Anon, what is this, why do you have it on your computer
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>>151250848
>comp rank isn't a good way to indicate player skill due to the system not being good
It's true.
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>>151251945
Porn magic.
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>>151251945
you killed a mercy rez person.
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How long til summer games end? Also, can I buy the new skins with overbucks?

I really need that tracer skin
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Best gold skin out of

Zarya
Hog
Genji
Tracer
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>>151251965
And yet a team of rank 70s would stomp a team of rank 50s every single time.
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>>151251923
Is this why I got both summer lucios, summer tracers, 1 summer zarya, k. dva, and nippon genji within 20 rolls? theyre shit?

where my thongs at
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>>151252093
22nd and no
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>>151252093
It ends on August 22. You can't buy skins with ingame credits, but you can buy boxes with real money hoping you get lucky
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>leave quick play match
>Try to find another
>It either immediately puts me back in the same game or "searches" for 5 minutes only to put me back in the same game
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>>151252124
too bad the game doenst put those team together
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>>151252105
Arctic
Mako
Nippon
Sprinter
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I will be your shield!
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>>151250303
As overpowered as she is probably not for a while
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>>151252210
That spell check is triggering me.
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>>151252131

Yeah they are all going to be RNG related next time it may be 150+ rolls before you get what you want.

When you buy boxes the Purple skins are considerably harder to get than the legendaries.
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>>151252326
nippon is an awful skin
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how the fuck is anyone playing at below 800dpi/5sens
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>>151252435
Lots of arm movement, I imagine
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>>151251945
congrats you played with bots
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>join up with summerfag friend to regain hope for overwatch
>get matched up with pre-100s with him
>these people play like this was ow open beta/launch
>always on fire/have the most elims at the end of a match
Holy fuck, this was like stepping into a time machine after grabbing as many guns as you could, then going to kick as much ass as possible
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Why the fuck do people insist on defense Tracer?

They're always terrible and never help the team.
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>>151251165
Same thing is happening to me man. I feel your pain
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>>151252418
all of the summer games skins suck.

The originals of all of them are better, people only like them because they are new and tracer midriff. Only thing good that came out of this event was icons.

The other holiday skins will be better at least aesthetically, with Thanksgiving (maybe) and definitely Christmas skins coming up next.
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>get gold elims, damage and objective kills
>no card at the end
>no one will ever know how much you carried

MUH SELF VALIDATION.
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>>151252604
Everyone who plays the game is bad. You just have to accept the fact that people will play retarded and then blame you when your team loses.
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>>151252652
Striker Lucio is good.
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How fucked am i?
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>>151252652
nah d.va's summer skin is by far the best one for her.
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>>151252550
Bots are the coolest. I'm rank 70 and I still get losses.
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>>151252604

>enemy team groups up
>tracer chips/peaks away from the obj
>commit to kill her or lose your support

???
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>>151249981
>tracer's breathing animation on the main menu
>that tummy
Muh dick
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Does anyone here even enjoy Lucioball?
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>>151252652
>Thanksgiving (maybe)
Typical fucking burger. There will be no fucking thanksgiving skins because 1 there's really fuck all to make a skin with unless they're going to be pilgrims, natives or turkeys, and 2 no one except Americans give a fluting fuck about thanksgiving, it makes no sense to make skins like that.
Halloween however is at least recognised in all of the English speaking world and is a good opportunity to make creative and fun skins they wouldn't otherwise have an excuse to make.
Christmas is probably going to happen too because it's so culturally significant but I expect characters like Symettra and Pharah will get some weird skins related to some obscure brown people holiday.
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>>151252923

Afking on console here, free xp so I like it

Actually playing is fun too
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>>151252740
The flag kills the skin and the coloring is questionable. Doesn't look like a skin that should be 250.

Pharah's 250 skins should have been the example of what those skins should be.

They shouldn't just be basic recolours, add something to it other than make it an expensive recolour.
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>>151252923
I did before they nerfed the experience
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Does this Ana 6 bots on Gibraltar headshots only 200% damage meme thing really help you get better?
I let the thing time all out to the last point, so round 10 minutes of so of gameplay I think.

I don't really know how to analyze these stats, but I'm assuming a good player would have around double of what I have.

I managed to get to exactly 100 headshots at the end, which is cool.
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>>151252985
>The flag kills the skin and the coloring is questionable
you can't be serious
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I miss pharah/soldier 76 meta
fuck this Lucio/Zen on every team and also Mccree half the time bullshit

at least D.va got buffed
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>>151252985

I just wish we had more delish black hair D.Va besides her edgy "everyone has it" skin.
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>Comp level ~51
>WP: Gib
>Attack, some guy picks torb, after ~10 seconds, sees torb isn't switching, so Zarya goes Widowmaker
>somehow push to final turn
>Since torb and widow won't switch, payload is essentially 6v4
>Torb explains he's on a lose streak, and is just having fun (IN COMP).
>Defense
>Somehow the other team is even more shit
>Only enemy Rein and Tracer on point, both koreans
>Complete shit Enemy Widowmaker (had no problem playing Pharah), and Ana
>Enemy Junkrat and D. Va for some reason refuse to push the payload
>Somehow win, despite the fact I thought I was on the troll team.

I dropped from 60 to here, and level of shit play is astounding. I couldn't even believe it, it wasn't even fun. It was 4v2 on the payload, and us shitting damage onto the koreans who were atleast trying to play competitively (it probably wasn't fun for them either). Completely terrible way to waste 30 minutes.
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I would like some crossover skins for Halloween.

Genji - Protoss zealot
McCree - Diablo 3 demon hunter
Pharah - ???
Reaper - ???
76 - Terran marine
Tracer - Rogue tier 2
Bastion - Protoss dragoon or Terran siege tank
Hanzo - Hunter tier 1
Junkrat - Baneling
Mei - ???
Torbjorn - ???
Widowmaker - Nova/Ghost, or better yet a Spectre
D.Va - Goliath
Reinhardt - Paladin tier 2 with Sulfuras
Roadhog - Stitches/Abomination or Death Knight
Winston - Terran firebat
Zarya - Something Protoss-inspired
Ana - Tyrande
Lucio - Terran medic
Mercy - Diablo 2 necromancer
Symmetra - ???
Zenyatta - Diablo 1 Monk or something Shaman-inspired
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>>151251557
For some reason I thought tracer was a lot more well endowed
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>>151252985
Pharah's 250s would be fuckin amazing if it weren't for those ugly ass jackal helmets, FUCK YOU
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>>151252732
Quite. I placed at 59 and have been slowly dropping.

I generally always pick last to fill and end up playing support or tank most of the time.

It seems every other game someone leaves. Then the games that actually stay 6v6 players don't understand switching heroes to counter or you get bullshit like terrible defense tracers.

Solo-queue is hell.
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>>151252978
>pilgrims, natives or turkeys

That is exactly what the skins would be based off of. They also will make 4th of July skins when that comes around again.

League of Legends does it and I guarentee they will jump on whatever can land them a quick buck.
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>>151253012
it helps me when im having bad aim if i play a round or 2
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>>151253081
Never forget that awful players can be on both teams.
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>>151253145
>League
>Thanksgiving skins

Since fucking when
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>>151253012

I run it with only ordinary damage. Sometimes I add a few Lucios to the mix to make them even more unpredictable. I think this is better than having +200% dmg, for it forces you to score multiple hits to get eliminations.

And yes, I think it has helped me develop my muscle memory for making flicks and overall improved my consistency on McCree. These days I do subconscious headflicks on people I haven't even seen when I'm hothands. Like, "turn a corner because I hear a S:76 shooting and instantly flick headshot him before I can consciously register I've seen him" headshots.
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>>151253095
Probably not. They save that shit for little Easter eggs because most of their player base hasn't played all, or even more than 1 of their IPs. If they don't get the reference, they're less likely to want it.
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>>151253018

Unless you are a korean weeb the flag is in a shit position and looks like shit on the mech and gun, flag color skins suck. Especially Torbjorn.
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>>151253198
Thanksgiving
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>>151252732
120 free comp points is fine too. I wish I had that.
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Widow main here. Why is it that when I solo-que, I miss most of my shots, but whenever I'm with my premade group of one or two, I manage to land shots I didn't think I'd hit?

Why do I play so much better with friends than without them? Is it a psychological thing?

Like when I'm by myself, I do so poorly that my team wants me to leave, but with even one buddy, I do good enough that no one says anything even if I'm playing Widow on Attack/KotH?

What the hell is going on and how can I transfer that skill to when I'm solo-queing?
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>>151252365
>demiagender (with third gender)
Now don't get me wrong I'm not an autist being angry at this, I'm just trying to understand what the fuck does they all mean.
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>>151253332
I have the same problem, my Genji/Tracer is usually mediocre in QP and soloq comp but in a six stack I was landing all my shots perfectly
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>>151253268
>Unless you are a korean weeb

사실이야.
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>>151253332
>Is it a psychological thing?
yes
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>>151253226

A fun thing about git gud:ing at flicks is that I've stopped thinking Surefour and Taimou aimbots. I like their game sense and consistency, but you get the games where you 1f headflick people and you start thinking you've accidentally installed an aimbot on your computer.
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>>151253415
It means mommy and daddy told them they were special all their life, then they reached their teen years, discovered Tumblr and decided because they're not the epitome of masculinity/femininity they must not actually be male/female so they need to invent something to let everyone know they're different whilst not having to actually commit to something like transition
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Rate the OW girls in order how lewdest to purest
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>>151251557
>cropping out the belly button
For what reason
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>>151253603
Yeah okay but from their perspective what do being demiagender (with thid gender) succubus (male) mean?
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>>151253618
Nah I'm not into dudes.
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>tfw just got the junkrat shotput intro
Fuck yeah. Now all I need is nippon and americcree
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>>151253618
d.va: 10/10
everyone else: 0/10
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>>151253332
I have kind of an opposite problem. When I play with my friends every game is sweaty and stressful. When I play on my own my ADHD unleashes and I land headshots with Tracer 24/7, get all medals and win more games.
My friends aren't bad, either, I just take the game more seriously and get nervous playing in premade, I suppose.
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>>151252604
>defense Tracer
>not helping the team
>expecting a flanker to be with the team
Wow.
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>>151253618
Zarya is the purest, D.Va is a camwhore
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Fuck yes, guys. I did it. I can now show everyone just how much of a fucking weeb I am yes I spent $40 there was no fucking way I was going to be able to play enough to guarantee it by the events end.

Also somehow got every fucking event leggo, Taegeukgi, Torb's epic, Tricolore, Mercy's epic and Sym's Ribbon emote.

Holy fuck though, it seriously felt like I was getting significantly more shekel drops than normal. I was starting to sweat after getting down to 10 boxes with none of the epic skins (which are all I really cared about).
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>>151253671
At a guess, being demi-[anything] to them means that sometimes they feel that way but not always. When they call themselves demigirl they basically mean they're a girl but sometimes they'll act masculine and they're retarded enough to think that must mean they can't just be a girl, they must only be partially female
And agender is them thinking because they don't particularly feel any sense of being male or female (and most people don't feel much of a sense of gender, they just feel normal, unless they have legitimate gender identity issues) that they must have no gender at all.
So I guess being demiagender means they mostly think they have no gender but not always, and I guess when they do think they have a gender it's some weird made up 3rd gender.
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>>151253883
>yes I spent $40
fag
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>>151253618
Everything is super lewd where the buttcheeks hang out. So Tracer and Dva is the purest.
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>>151253883
>I spent money and got a thing! Hooray me!
So like, do you blog about your trips to the grocery store too?
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How do you guys find the willpower to continue playing Tracer/Genjiwatch?

There's literally 0 good antiflankers, Mcree's flashbang is easy to exploit with a jump, no good Genji/Tracer will ever sit around to be frozen by a Mei, Symmetra is fucking awful.

Winston is literally the only passable one, and even then your team is fucking stuck with Winston for the match.
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Is it just me or are queues a lot slower post-prestige? I also seem to get matched up with a lot more stacks.
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>>151253618
muh dick
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>>151253985
>Symmetra is fucking awful
lol
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>>151253985

I got gud at turned it into CreeWatch as Devs intended.
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>>151253985
ana's sleep dart is a good anti flanker skill
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>Open 15 boxes
>Ribbon Emote
>Nothing else but icons, sprays, and duplicates
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>>151253985
On the mode where Tracer is best, Winston is also really good. Winston is pretty good in general, actually.
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reminder the pharah meta was 100 times better than the current garbage
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So why is Hanzo still so butthurt toward his brother when the short animation clearly show Genji forgiving him?
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>>151253985
My tactic usually involves ripping apart the main attackers then crushing them with the rest of the team.
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>>151253794
Killing healers is helping the team.

Running in and dying over and over isn't.
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>>151254129
I'd be pretty salty if I was a meme sniper related to autism bait
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Will Winston ever find love?
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>>151254060
It was the same for me then I got legendary lucio and american Mccree out of a pity box.
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>finally got a summer skin
>it's lucio's
;_;
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>>151253012
Next time choose skirmish
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>>151254208
I've been literally saving those boxes hoping something good would pop-out. It was the only thing that kept me going.

I want to kill myself.
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>>151253985
>Symmetra
>bad antiflanker
Duebro, if you're bad at her, it's cool. I suck at McCree, and he's supposed to be idiot-proof. But don't like like that.
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>>151254189
He already did.
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>>151254189
Not if he keeps packing factory reject condoms like that.
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>>151253962
Imagine if you had to gamble for random food
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>>151253883
I've spent $100 dollars and I haven't got it.
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>>151254303
>Poo in the Loo
>White girl
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>Get weightlifter Zarya
>Don't even play Zarya
>Just want the Mercy skin

p-pls
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>>151254370
Well since I'm not a picky autist about food, if I got $40 worth of random food every time I went shopping for it I'd be fine with that.
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>>151254189
I want him to realize my love for him
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What's his name again?
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>>151254442
streetswine
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>>151254442
junkhog
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>>151254442

Pathswine
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>>151254189
He'd be a pretty good match for Symettra or Mei
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>>151254402
dont play mercy for a while
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>>151254442
wreck-it ralph
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>>151253949
>>151253962
I actually have massive buyer's remorse right now and was trying to feel better about wasting my money - especially on something I didn't want to support.

>>151254382
I'm sorry ;_;.
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>>151254442
Boulevardbacon
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>>151254386
Looks brown to me, Harambe. Projecting like your Tesla Cannon is pretty weak, bro.
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>>151254442
streetboar
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>>151254442
Mako Rutledge.
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>>151254519
Say bacon one more time...
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I'm still using my old MX518 because few mice fit my giant hands. Should I upgrade?
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>>151254442
Angry Joe
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>>151254575
just buy some walmart mouse
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>>151254575
Definitely, mx518 is a bad mouse.
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>>151254442
Slicing Simian
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>>151254562
Bacon one more time...
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>>151254497
Ouch. Well, that'll teach you to spend money on a game that costs money already, I guess. It's sick the kinds of business models that work nowadays.

As long as you're enjoying the skin and the game though, maybe you'll get to put those creds to good use.
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>>151254575
g400s is basically just a better version of mx518
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>>151253985
Mei does need a buff but it will never happen because autistic shitters can't stand CC in a fps game.
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>>151254442
Benedict Cumberbatch
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>literally cannot play over half the cast if you're trying to rank up because tanks and healers require coordination that soloqueuers are fucking allergic to so you have to pick DPS and try to hard carry

Fuck this game honestly, I just want to play Reinhardt or Zenyatta with people that know what the fuck to do.
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Will blizzard ever give this game proper hitboxes and not fuck huge ones?
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>>151254679
What about the ugly as hell G402? Yurop doesn't sell the G400 or G400s anymore.
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>>151254798
I think you mean Bentdick Cuminabitch.
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>>151254826
They will, once they fix the poor tick rate
Which will be never
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>>151254826
You're preaching to the D.Va choir there, my man.
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>Past 7 games have been nothing but one-sided games one way or the other.

I am never playing Overwatch this late again.
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>pick S.76
>spray wildly with my shitty sub-20 fps
>win
I really wish I was joking. I wanted to play McCree because he's a cowboy but now I have to wait on a new video card.
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>>151254442
Pudge ripoff
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>>151254826
they fixed the hitboxes a few weeks ago
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>>151254442

>heh I was almost almost forced to face the fact that my hook was bad but I see your tick rate is 20 hahaha tough luck pal
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>>151254941
My gf runs this game at 45fps on lowest settings on a PC that's like 6 years old or so, made of parts that were a year or more dated when it was built. So... what the hell are you playing on?
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>>151255035
My video card's shot, so that's the highest framerate I get. I built the exact same PC for a guy I know and he runs it on max settings without major problems.
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Corsair M65/Sabre, Deathadder or Logi G502?
I just want something accurate and large, no need for 500 buttons or blinking lights.
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So what's up with that Bastion short? Anyone hear about it?
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Will he get nerfed?
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>>151255124
ZA-11
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>>151249981
>5. She's a girl

Has this been proven with universities and scientists and stuff?
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>>151254650

Hit me bacon one more time
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>>151255174
kill yourself back to >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/trash/
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>>151255124
g502
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>>151255124
g502
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>>151255150
likely, because he's troublesome for genjis.
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>>151250805

>golf field
>golf
>field

Man, overwatch fans are fucking idiots.
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>>151255124
zowie za11

>>151255150
175 hp
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https://www.wattpad.com/263327862-overwatch-various-x-reader-widowmaker-x-reader-1

what the fuck am i reading
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>tfw can't afk farm lucioball anymore
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>>151255150
discord nerfed to 30% to match mercy. That or they'll nerf him to the ground again
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>>151255364
>"want to have sex?"

real smooth
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>>151255150
Zenyatta meta worst meta
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>>151255075
Ouch, my condolences anon. May you upgrade soon.
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>>151255171
>>151255276
>>151255285
>>151255321
Thanks for the replies m8s
I'll give the ZA11 a shot since I've been using Logitech my whole life.
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>>151254442
Pavement Pork
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>>151255545
Might be a while. Had other expenses. Only playing through the shit FPS for those limited-time crates.
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>>151255548
>buying a zowie
bad decision
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>>151254781
>but it will never happen because autistic shitters can't stand CC in a fps game.
Checking in! CC doesn't belong in FPS. Please keep this kind of garbage out of Overwatch. Let's focus on fun, not anti-fun. :)
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>>151255150

Hopefully, discord needs a huge nerf. He should be a DPS that can heal and counter ults, not a Discord machine that makes half the cast obsolete.
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>>151255624
Elaborate
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so infuriating when people give up on a red coinflip

sure its bullshit but fucking man up and at least try, christ
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>>151254826
No, because the kits are balanced around these hitboxes. For better or worse. They did it ass backwards by prioritizing their ideas for heroes kit and then made the hitboxes huge so it would work, but it is intentional. Compare and contrast Team Fortress Soldier and Pharah. The hitboxes may be more accurate in Team Fortress but it hardly matters when you'll be aiming at people's feet and getting pretty reliable splash damage that basically can't miss because it's huge. The rockets even have fall-off to prevent you from trying to make harder shots from far away (and make you more vulnerable and easier to hit for your opponents). This was all intentional by the Tf2 devs so the game wouldn't be full of misses. Pharah's rockets have no fall off so you can make them much farther away, the splash damage is weak in size and power, so her playstyle encourages direct hits and at slightly farther distances. Keep in mind, the rocket's hitbox is huge and it can still be tricky to land direct hits. Imagine trying to land them with super accurate hitboxes. Blizzard wanted Pharah to have those stats above all else, even if it would make her very hard with pinpoint hitboxes, so their solution to prevent the game from being full of misses was to just make the hitboxes bigger.
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>>151255463
>inb4 the new meta becomes Mercy + Zen if McRee doesn't get a damage nerf
Please god no
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>>151255292
>>151255321
>>151255463
>>151255536
>>151255649
>mfw bought Zen gold
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>>151255364
>Wattpad
You're better of reading something written by a 3rd grader.
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>>151254826
yeah they should make them tiny so we can be like csgo were professional players regularly whiff entire mags in pistol round

so much fun, especially considering that ow doesnt even have accel so strafe spam is already ridiculous
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>>151255776

Don't worry, you'll get another 300 at the end of the season if you're over 65.

My plan was to buy a Mercy gold staff and despite her nerf im still going to do it.
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>>151255675
they've done a ton of shitty things
>support ignoring emails
>released a gaming mouse with a max speed of 2m/s
>released a mouse with an off center sensor
>several of their mice are known for having considerable input delay on clicks, dunno if it ever got fixed.
>cheap crappy casing that will crack after a few months of use
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>respawn time standardized to 10 seconds on all maps for defenders

wasn't it like, 5-8 seconds? Don't defenders lose most maps? Why did they make the respawn time for defenders longer?
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>>151252652
I personally like the McCree one
>>
>set myself a goal to improve my accuracy as Reaper, regardless of whether I win or lose
>have the best night I've had in a while with enemies in several games getting incredibly mad at me or hunting for me specifically while my team pushes ahead with the objective

The secret to nirvana is DIE DIE DIE.

Also, I didn't realize Reaper could be this fucking sneaky even with his clomping combat boots. Literally going full "pssh, nothing personnel kid" on people is very fun.
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>>151255697
>The hitboxes may be more accurate in Team Fortress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wGcNzFd3as
>>
mercy buff fucking when
she's so bad right now
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>>151255626

T. McCree main
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>>151255906

Kekkeronis
>>
My dad works for Overwatch and he says the next character is Goku.
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>>151255697
also quake doesnt have rocket damage falloff, and also uses bounding boxes for hitboxes

fortunately in quakelive they went from aabb to cylinders to avoid the problems addressed in the tf2 vid
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>>151255878
so more games end in coinflip
so blizzard can force 50
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I want to thank Dva for carrying me to rank 65, she will be rewarded handsomely with golden weapons

Also, having a positive attitude and everyone talking on mic helps. A lot. Yes, that Attack Bastion or Mei can actually get shit done if you try to work with them instead of bitching all match and getting the rest of your team upset. In the 60s, I'm pretty sure anything is possible
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>>151256039
>tfw remembering all the buttmad that Bayonetta got in smash over Goku
>>
Have we figured out Sombra salted password yet?
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>>151255908
McCree has CC, you dolt. And I don't play him on that principle. CC does not belong in FPS.
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>>151255906
The fuck. I could have sworn the projectile hitboxes were at least very segmented like the hitscan hitboxes. And they thought it was a good idea to put the Huntsman in the game.
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>>151255740
comp games will take 80 minutes to complete. Every one quits. gg blizzard

>>151255776
After he gets nerfed to the ground they'll buff him some other way and he'll become OP again. Just gotta wait a month
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>>151250720
Does how well you do affect it or is it literally win/lose?
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>>151254189
Maybe there's a girl gorilla waiting for him on the moonbase.
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>Time for some Mei-ham!

What did he mean by this?
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>>151254941
Are you me?

>Pc shits itself overnight
>barely hitting 30 fps with sound effects disabled on any game
>take it to shop because parts are still covered under warrantee
>get it back, they charged me $70 for a virus that wasnt there, replaced my Ssd and told me "it's as good as new"
>get home, load everything up
>problems persisting
>jew won't even accept that he did nothing to help my issue

But hey, I'm glad to see they tested my fps without even enabling the sfx.
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>>151256117
Nope, reddit is coming up with more and more even retarded theories about it every day.
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do u ever sit and think about the fact that multiple people greenlit coinflip

they actively made the decision that this would be good for the game, and this was their idea AFTER people already complained about koth tiebreakers

how do you have an idea as bad as koth tiebreakers, and then after negative feedback implement something even worse? scientists fucking baffled.
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>>151256128
Overwatch didn't invent flash grenades lmao
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>>151250447
NICHT

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHT
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>tfw no Nihon Genji skin
>tfw no McCree's American skin
>tfw no "#1" D.Va's voiceline
>tfw no "No pain no gain" Zarya's voiceline
I-i still got a week, right
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>friendly mei icewalls behind you
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>>151256272
I have all of those.
>>
>pick reindhart
>map loading
>tip says "pressing 'v' can quickly finish off a low health enemy"
>enemy attacking me with low health
>want to finish them quickly
>press v
>nothing happens
>i die
>we lose

explain this garbage, overshitters.
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>>151256348
>people doing lists for this
A bet you lvl 200+, amiright?
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>>151256415
I'm 109. I've been grinding ever since the event started (started in the low fifties, hit prestige today). I've just been obscenely lucky with my boxes.
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>>151256256
>not even trying to hide being a troll
Since when do flash grenades root you in place? Even 'stun' grenades in Call of Duty only slow and disorient you. In Overwatch, the flashbang doesn't even blind you or make a loud noise. The screen flashes white for 1 millisecond and you can still hear and see properly, except somehow it knocked you down and kept you from moving?

>Overwatch didn't invent flash grenades lmao
Stop acting stupid and trying to misrepresent my argument. These are not flash grenades nor did I say Overwatch invented them, idiot.
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>>151256451
>tfw i'm myself lvl 104
Congrats on drops, man
>>151256380
It's lmb/e for him
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>>151252435
400 dpi/1.5 sens here, are you one of those retards who don't play on the floor?
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>>151252435
How do i know on which dpi i even play?
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>tfw bad at this game now cause I don't like using voice chat

why autism
>>
Hero limit in QP fucking when
multiple dvas is literally unbeatable
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>>151256618
1. Figure out what model mouse you're using
2. Look up specs on internet
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>>151252732
I was placed 56 myself.
Dropped to 45 overnight
Now in bottom 50s hell.
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>>151256660
its just QP my man xD
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>>151256671
Wow it looks hard
Hey, i'm playing on 800, thanks.
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>>151256660
>Implying six-winston ape rape gangs are the most fun
>implying This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Twelve of Us isn't the fucking best
>Not wanting at least six Reinhardts
>Trying to force comp tryhard on qp

Leave Final Destination for competitive
>>
>join qp to practice genji
>matched against 6 stack vs 0 stack
>shitshow as expected

>requeue
>put up against a 5 stack

what's the fucking point in stacking QP? just get some dank ranks? Like go play ranked if you want to 5-6 stack.
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>>151256619
>play some games
>finish game, see who carries
>add them
>find 2 of them
>you winning now
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>>151256128
I drank from the sacred rivers of salt using this thing, and Mcree's the closest I can get to doing it again.
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>>151256789
blizz are being faggots and shitting on solo q's in every match now.
>>
>overall story
>huge lore about a war with Omnics and how Overwatch was established

>actual game
>the war is already over
>Overwatch is decomissioned
>everyone is either retired, not originally an agent while it was still active, or from an outside party

Can someone explain this choice in story direction?
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I will get that d.va skin!
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>>151256503
>cc = stun
Fuck you retard, burn your keyboard
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>only the healer is guarding the point
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>find twitter of some random gook artist
>come across a treasure trove of cuteness

Nice game lolbaboons
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>>151256947
This is not Lucio
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>>151256947
>Healer heals one person and pusses out of the fight
>Whines when everyone else is dead and 5 enemies are taking the point
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>>151256939
How is that related to anything he said?
Stop shitposting, holy shit.
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Let's play a game of "how many things can go wrong"
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>>151256947
i don't care how shit your team is, the healer should never be alone.
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>>151256914
The game is non-canon to the lore. I think Blizzard described the game as the equivalent of playing with action figures.
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>>151257082
Outplayed
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>competitive
>rank 57
>stack of two goes Torb+Bastion
>everyone tells them to switch
>no reaction
>lose defense, obviously
>attack
>they pick the same
>LEL guys just chill, no need ot be mad xD
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>>151256914
Have to explain why heroes that should be allied are on opposing teams

If it was done during the middle of the Omnic Wars, then who'd never see Zenyatta working with Zarya or Torb, and if it was at Overwatch's height then putting Reaper and/or Widowmaker on the same team as Tracer or Winston

This way, it can be handwaved that everyone's a free agent who sometimes has to work together with other people they normally wouldn't be caught dead with
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How are you guys enjoying this game when i keep getting my shit kicked in by godlike robots who are 50 levels above me?
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>>151257221
Speaking as someone unfamiliar with the meta or comp

Wouldn't Torb+Bastion make sense for defense? What's wrong with it?
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People who don't vote after games should be banned
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>play Ana
>noscope the shit out of both teams
>cancel ults here and there
>win all 1v1
>next day
>play ana
>can't hit shit
>can't even hit anyone with sleep dart
I'm not the only one, right?
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Why don't Ana players ever switch when they aren't doing well. It's like they play her on principle to spite people.
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>>151257063
Get a life??
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>>151257292
People who care at all about cards should kill themselves

>being an insecure healslut fag who cares about votes
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>>151257292
i always vote for the worst player if their card comes up
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>>151257221
>>151257285
Which map are we talking?
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>>151257292
I don't vote if it was a stomp, or none of the people on the cards deserve it. Sometimes I don't vote because I leave my PC to go to the bathroom or eat before POTG starts
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>>151257305
No, you aren't the only one.
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>>151257225
It still doesn't make sense for them to be working together, the Omnic war is over but Talon are still terrorists or whatever. The game is just non-canon.

I really hope Blizzard get the present day story going in some direction after they're done establishing the lore and everyone's backstories.
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>>151257292
I usually vote for the enemy who made my life the hardest.
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xth for sexy dad
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>>151257285
Bastion only works in low MMR games. If you pick Bastion against experience players, you can expect the enemy suddenly go Genji/Hog/76/Tracer/McRee just to make you useless.
Torb is weak. His turret is easily countered by most characters, Torb himself while pretty powerful, goes down really fast due to fat hitbox that catches every single bullet.
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>>151257285
Too easy to kill
Even very good torb will help, but still has to be cariied
Will make lots of damage though
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>>151257292
what does voting do?
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>>151257305
use the scope you pleb
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>autistic genji exploits bannable bug
>brags about it
>its in his potg
>brags about it
i look forward to his ban
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>>151257362
Route 66.
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>>151257392
Neat picture but, that tiny left hand
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>>151257437
What's bannable now
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>>151257329
I never switch off her in quickplay even if we got steamrolled
It's forced 50 anyway
You will carry next game, or you got carried.
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>>151257486
Playing Genji.
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>>151257486
using genji's ult
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>>151256873
Don't really have a problem with McCree. If I do get killed by him it's because he's a good shot from long-range or I ran out into the open into his ult.

You know who really pisses me off though? A good Mercy, Tracer, or Mei. With Mercy, if I'm lucky enough to not get focused for bullying her, all that hard work of sniping becomes undone with one keystroke. Tracer doesn't even have to aim to spit damage, and then she gets out of jail free with healing. Mei is just the worst. She just doesn't belong in Overwatch period. She belongs in some Disney movie.

But wait. Tracer and Mercy are both waifu-tier. That means they're instantly forgiven. But what about Mei? Hm...let's see...nope, she doesn't even have any appeal. Fat, butterface, thick-rimmed black glasses, eskimo Halloween costume, what the hell is she doing in Overwatch? What a stupid unfun character. I wish I could take all my salt and melt her ice with it. She's a bully masquerading as the innocent nerdy girl, yet her kit is the definition of bullying. Can't trust her because she's so fake. How the hell do all of you fall for it. She's pulling the wool over your eyes.
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>play comp with friend
>suddenly booted to login screen
>lost connection to server
>login
>try to rejoin
>can't rejoin match
>try again
>group disbanded
>finally back in game
>lose all medals and progress in general
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>>151257424
It's boring, i want to have fun.
I used scope maybe 2-3 times.
I stopped playing Widow after nerf just because you can't quckscope that fast.
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>>151257329
Shit, the anticipation almost killed me.
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>>151256939
cc = crowd control.

Stuns, slows, and freeze are all forms of crowd control. Go to bed, you talking your sleep, anon. Come back when you're more alert and ready to argue.
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>>151257497
>forced 50
Not sure if you believing in this makes you my friend or my enemy
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>>151256335
>Hanamura def
>We have a Mei
>We're holding the big ass gate
>Our reaper decide to peak for a second to take opportunity of the current shitstorm
>Mei at the same time decide to put her wall, effectively walling him off
>Our face as we can do nothing but watch Reaper's silouette trying to back off, then stop and look behind him

He managed to survive by dancing around and wraith form but how the fuck did that Mei didn't knew she could destroy the wall at rank 67.
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>be me
>playing genji in quickplay
>people go winston/symm defending anubis
>team won't move in until they've killed everyone on the point from the choke
>symmetra's turrets are everywhere
>winston focusing on me
>zen ults my dragonblade
>can't wake up
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>>151257632
the scope is hitscan though, you are just crippling yourself.
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>>151257607
you forgot
>win game
>shows placement matches that you did a month ago instead of progress bar
>it was like the game never happened
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>>151256083
>hit rank 60 after a good winstreak.
>get widowmakers every game.
>fall to rank 55 because of said cunts.

Yeah fuck you too senpai you cant drag your team up with those kinds of players.
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Is Widowmaker a cute girl?
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>>151257701
And if you didn't switched to something that can deal with the current situation you deserve not waking up.
Adapt instead of trying so hard to be naruto.
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>>151257778
Oh yeah, I forgot the best part, thanks.
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Ana is one of my favorite heroes to play right now for the sleep darts and meme ults.

>nano boost the symm defending hollywood
>she runs at people with her mircowave while I spam heals on her
>ends in a victory

although, in competitive she's never helpful
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So I have over 5k coins, what do you guys spend it on now? I already have what I want.
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>>151257809
meh
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>>151257305
I avoid Ana because I can't figure out how to use her abilities. I can never land the sleep dart, I throw the grenade the moment I see my teammates getting shot at, and I use my ult the moment I get it on the closest tank. Sometimes I get so focused on healing my team I forget I can do damage to the enemy. You have to have ADHD to play Ana. It's easier to play Widowmaker imo.
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>>151257892
Spend it on one hero to get the achievement.
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>>151257809
not really
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I've played 1 game today and it was a king of the hill where we picked no healers, I was the only tank and the rest went 5 offense. And they couldnt hit anything so I was gold in damage.

I think this game might not be for me.
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>>151257809
The cutest!
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>>151257890
I want meta to leave, the powercreep is insane and the game just isn't fun if only out of 22 heroes you can only pick 6 to even stand a chance.

Why can't every heroes just be viable?
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>>151257930
Reported.
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>>151257809
Widowmaker is a cute butt

The girl attached to that butt, though, I could take it or leave it
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>>151257392
Sexy dads?
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>>151257918
It's about making them sick healing flicks!
I generally only use the healing grenade for myself or tanks. Other heroes are healed fast enough.
If you are trying to heal a fast character just ads, hitscan makes them way easier to hit.
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>>151257850
it's quickplay. which reminds me
>I have mercy cucks sending me angry messages because I play basically nothing but genji and ana in quickplay
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>>151257924
Whoa, I didn't know there was a cheevo for that. But wait, any news on new skins in the near future? I just want the new Tracer skin so bad, I'll even pay 3k coins for it.
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>>151257809
the cutest!
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>>151257976
Your waifu is an ugly smurf slut.
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>>151258007
Could you?
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>>151257970
it was more of an anecdote than meta speak

every ana I play with has significantly less healing done than a lucio or zen. I know she's potentially great, just not in my rank bracket
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>>151257669
If you don't think blinding or deafening your opponent in a FPS is crowd control then fucking lmao
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Okay, what the fuck was in that goddamn update that made the game run at 10 frames per fucking second? This has never fucking happened to me.
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>>151258093
Wow, that was so rude.
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Lost a fucking rank to these servers. Great.
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>>151258093
says the gremlin-fucker
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>>151258215
git gud lmao
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HrZZ40fwp1
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I'm starting to have the shitter belief that there's some conspiracy where I'm being put onto teams with players that accidentally queued for comp instead of AP while I'm being put against enemies that have perfect communication and coordination to the point where I might as well leave once I see things going badly.

Seriously, I have no idea what to do. I play my best characters, I'm flexible in my roles, I seriously don't know what else I could possibly do other than become a fucking God. I've seriously lost 7 ranks in less than a day and I don't know where the fuck I've gone wrong.
>>
>destroying other team
>server closed due to unexpected maintenance
Please.
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>>151258212
Kek, my sides. This art
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>>151257809
>cute
Yeah sure.
>fucked in the head beyond repair
Without a doubt.
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>>151258114
I want to protect that smile.

>>151258215
Don't blame anyone else but yourself anon. Figure out how you can improve and carry yourself. No one is going to carry you except you.
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>>151258260
Are you a HUEHUEHUE?
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>>151256939
>>151257669
>>151258164
>CC
You assholes still playing Battleborn? It's dead. You can't bring it back.
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>>151258114
What could possibly ellicit a response like this from Amelie?
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>>151258306
Translation?
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>>151258353
>crowd control exists only in MOBA
Classes start next month, better go start preparing.
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>someone trying to play comp with 2500 ping
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>>151258361
>"P-please! D-don't kill me! I have a wife and kids!
>gif
Then she kills the guy anyway.
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>>151258361
Hi, blueberry.
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>Next OW animated short is about Bastion
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>>151258164
I don't think stun grenades belong in Call of Duty either, but at least they don't take full control away from you like Overwatch 'flashbangs' and Mei snowcones.
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>>151258621
>not about Pharah
Goddamn it.
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>>151258621
why does bastion need an animated short?
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>>151258691
Because Roadhog/Junkrat would be way too interesting
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>>151258563
shit, why can't I shoot Tracer's bomb like this?

In fact, why doesn't Widowmaker play like she does in the Alive short?
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>>151258691
Gotta make that Wall-e rip off
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>>151258621
faggot
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>only 12 days left to get skins

I don't want to play anymore but I want that Lucio skin.
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>>151258770
Found the Korean.
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>>151254434
i want him to love mt too ;-; he's actually really adorable.

anyone wanna play

Spiduscloud#1982

been spamming tracer/genji/lucio/rein
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>it's another "everyone scapegoats the d.va" episode
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>>151258751
Because a game that played like Widow from that short would fit more a singleplayer game, kinda like Hitman.
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>>151258728
>Got AmeriCree, Poo in Loo's ribbon and 3 normal set highlight intros
>I don't play any of those characters well and just want the Junkrat into
Fucking blizzard.
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>>151258802
It's seriously making me want to kill myself. I still don't have the summer genji, mccree and tracer skins even after grinding 50 levels already
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>>151258817
Found the faggot.

Bastion is bae.
>>
>try to push through the Hanamura chokepoint on Point A
>no one shoots Reinhardt's shield
>Okay, guess I'll push through myself
>manage to kill reinhardt and one other
>everyone's still at the gate
>lose
>next round
>enemy team melts my shield in seconds while they have zero opposition
>die helplessly because the enemy team have brains in their skulls
>they push through the chokepoint with ease because they aren't mentally retarded
>they cap it easily because they're played this game for more than 5 minutes and know how to play it like any sensible human beings

There's no point is there

There's no point at all
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>>151257787
Waiting 10 mins between each game to make sure you don't have the shitters who lost you the last game, or the people who won you the game on the other team helps

Also fuck you game, I was excited for possible Taeguekgi Dva
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>about to heal Winston as Ana, chuck my grenade and start spamming shots
>he jumps away to a healthkit right before the grenade lands
>he jumps too far and falls off the map
>>
Is Lucioball faster than QP/Comp for grinding boxes?
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>>151249981
>5. She's a girl
6. WITH A FEMININE PENIS
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>>151259038
yes, even if you go afk in lucioball you'll get more exp than you would in qp
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>>151258879
I'm currently level 179, I need to manage to go over 200 so I can get fast loot boxes at least.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10958859

Time to scout out /owg/ most played gamemod.
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>>151259050
>she
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>>151256914
>>151256914
I legit think they are doing a sort of long form deal. They saw how TF2 and LoL each for better or worse grew from no story to some story to story over time. I think they are trying to head that off and gave their story a starting point. My money is on Overwatch reforming as an A team esque group including mei and lucio. Symmetra will be a bad guy until she stops being a bad guy.

Im kinda interesting in seeing if it pays off, if only for more videos and comics of Reaper having his ass wrecked.

>Its a living game, they decided from square 1 to have a living story.
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>>151257809
So how much freedom does she have with Talon? Enough to paint her nails, use makeup and get creepy spider tattoos obviously. Does she have a villa in the outskirts of Annecy?
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>>151250103
>>151250590
>spend three days leveling up 15 times
>get no skins
Suffering
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>>151259050
futa tracer is gay, she's too androgynous.
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>>151258926
I've mostly been alternating between competitive and Lucioball to avoid running into the same people in each.
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>>151259148
reaper paints them for her
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>>151259152
When you do get a skin it'll be garbage.
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>end the night of compplay
>jump into some quickplay
>stick a group of people
>Reaper just says "hey" and leaves

Sometimes it's nice to be back in quickplay.
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>>151259148
Not much, probably.
Doubt she has her own home.
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>>151259148
>Enough to paint her nails, use makeup and get creepy spider tattoos obviously.

>implying those aren't because the Talon boss gets turned on by those things
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>>151258751
THIS THIS THIS
H
I
S

T
H
I
S

T
H
I
S
I want to really throw my bombs
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>>151259227
DREAMS... DON'T... DIE!

Except when it's Death of X
>>
were there any nerfs?

patch notes only lists bugfixes
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>>151259237

I was on your team, how weird is that.
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>>151259331
I wonder why those are all they listed...
>>
I need Reaper counters right this second. He's shitting on my team and I need to dumpster him hard.
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>>151258691
Isn't it Bastion and two other characters?

Inb4 one of them is fucking Ganymede
>>
has anyone gotten banned for afk in lucioball?
i'm going to kill myself if i have to play all day every day
>>
Please stop shipping Widow and Tracer.
>>
>>151255857
mein nigga
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>>151259385
mccree
>>
>>151259331
Look at what you just wrote and then think it through really hard.
>>
>>151259385
mei
junkrat
mccree
ana
tracer
roadhog
>>
>>151259347
Not too weird. I expect to run into people from here every now and again.
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>>151259427
Some faggot already has him locked in
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>>151259050
>futa with balls
kys
>>
>>151259385
Staying with your team and not trying to 1v1 like a dork.

>>151259449
Reaper shits on Roadhog.
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>>151259428
i think he's asking because sometimes they don't announce nerfs.
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>>151259385
McCree
Genji, because Genji counters everything
D.Va for hilarious ult denial
Pharah
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>>151259428
>>151259359
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO NERF GENJI AND ZENYATTA WHAT THE FUCK M8 I'M IN DISBELIEF NOT STUPID
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>>151259237
They deserved that, clustering up like that in a single choke.

>tfw too shit at Tracer to capitalize on such a sweet opportunity
>>
>>151259512
Like...?
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RNG is just fucking with me now. I keep getting duplicates of sprays and icons
>>
Infinite Wallriding on Lijian Tower is fun.
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>tfw you're against a widow whos accuracy is so bad you completely ignore her and literally nothing happens
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>>151259417
Try and stop me.
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>>151259237
teach me plz ;-;

i only just recently started playing tracer.
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>>151259487
>futa without balls
die in a fire
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>>151259417
I only ship Widow with me, so no problem.
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>>151259487
futa without balls is retarded
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>>151250664
Representin
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>>151259650
>fanart of widow that gets rid of her b cups
>>
What's the highest hook rate you've had with HighwayHam so far?

Just went 23/77% last game, when my usual is 48% for the same amount.

I'm happy.
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>>151259650
>Overinflating her breasts that bad

You've shamed your waifu. Widowmaker is pretty fucking flat, and putting even decently-sized tits on her is defeating the entire purpose. Why do you call someone your waifu if you need to alter a big point about her design to fit your desires?
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>>151259613
I once had one against me who didn't even hit me once after 8 shots or so, so I decided to just do an emote and get killed out of pity.
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>>151259417
Acquire taste
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>>151259739
More Widow is always better.
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>>151259757
81%
usual is 48% but i barely play the guy
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>>151259802
So you'd enjoy a morbidly obese Widowmaker?
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>>151259757
48% is amazing for average hook rate
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>>151259451

I might try sending a friend invite later if you don't mind, I need a bigger network of 70+ dudes to potentially play ranked with. It's hard in solo queue as a support player.
>>
I can't remember the last time I was in a game without at least one Genji.
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>>151259849
There's always a limit.
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>>151259858
No it isn't. My average is a bit over 50%, and most of my misses are just crazy hooks that I know won't land but think it'd be cool if they did.
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>>151259081
does this work

i don't want to get banned

i've never seen anyone afk in lucioball in 10+ hours so i figured everyone who does it is banned
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>>151259490
>Reaper shits on Roadhog.
hook -> dead
or
hook-> chase him as a gosth -> dead
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>>151260001
probably just depending on how many people are going to report you for that
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>>151260001
The people who constantly abused the character swap glitch got a 1 week ban. If you do get banned, it won't be anything terrible.
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>>151259773
But I didnt make that pic.
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Why do I suck at aiming so much and how the fuck do I get better?

I literally cannot play any offensive hero because of how bad my aim is.
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>>151260067
Don't get hooked? Easy
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>>151260140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOnItuoLwms
Here's a decent start
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>>151260098
But you've still saved it and posted it

You're a disgrace to Amelie lovers

Glorious ass like that, and you're posting literal shit that puts the focus on all the wrong areas
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>was rank 64
>now rank 62
>4 loss streak
>blizzard pairs me with lower 50's
WOW FUCK YOU BLIZZARD I WAS SO CLOSE TO 65 YOU XCGDDFHDJDK
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Is there anything worse than getting stuck with a retarded premade? Keep your shitty friends confined to quickplay. If you last pick a junkrat when there's no healer you're fucking garbage and a moron.
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>>151260263
>last pick
why is this even a thing?
>i click genji faster than you so you must healer
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>>151260140
play low sens and watch your aim improve over the week
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starcraft 2 has almost overtaken OW on twitch. is this another hots scale blunder by blizzard?
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>>151260361
Because the fucktard doesn't choose anything til 5 seconds before map start. That's last pick you fucking faggot. You get some sort of government handout for being that stupid?
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>>151260424
>$600,000,000+ in sales
>countless more shekels being thrown at them for lootboxes
>blunder
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is this legit
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>>151260067
>>151260204
Reaper can escape the hook.
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>>151260578
What rank are you?
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>>151260256
62 to 53

I'm not getting back, there's just no fucking way
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>>151260516
they wanted a true esport and its losing viewers day by day, not gaining them
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>>151260361
Instalock mains.
One of them probably leaves the match soon enough.
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>>151260578
Yes.
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>>151259237
Ha, I'm the hog who sprayed at your feet. I thought I recognized your name
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>>151259637
First off, I want you to remove your trip and never emoji again faggot.

Second practice
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How long are the olympics skins out still for? I've gotten nearly 10 boxes and still not a single epic or legendary, kill me
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>>151260739
until the 22nd
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>>151260739
another week
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>>151260756
>>151260782
Maybe I'll get lucky and get all I like
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Anyone know why none of the stat tracker sites have updated in the last week?
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I froze a Tracer today with Mei

I don't know how, but I did
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>start playing ranked with a group of friends and friends of friends
>they want me to play healer every match
>if I pick something else they ask me to switch
>after hours of playing Lucio I don't feel like it anymore and pick Reaper at the start of a match
>when they tell me to switch I ask if somebody else could be Lucio this time
>nobody goes healer because they're all telling me to do it
>we win the match anyway
>afterwards they call me a troll and kick me from the group
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>literally only want the Nihon skin because it's the only Genji skin that isn't shiny as fuck or him when he's young which looks like an akira toriyama abomination
>get absolutely everything else
>mfw

Don't go to Blizzard HQ tomorrow. Some of you are OK.
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>>151260578
>You agree to training on public speaking provided by Blizzard
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>>151260925
Go Zen

then you can heal and get kills
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>Respawn time for defenders has been standardized to 10 seconds on all maps

What does this mean? What changed?
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>>151260930
My last 12 boxes Rio items have been icons and voicelines

Id even prefer the fucking sprays
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>>151260925
>>afterwards they call me a troll and kick me from the group

>'''''friends'''''
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>>151260578
Good luck being voted in over streamers.
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>>151261025
Is he okay as a solo healer? Nobody else in the group will ever go healer besides one person who plays Ana sometimes.
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>>151260930
>tfw Nihon Genji was in one of my first Summer boxes
git gud
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>>151261054
It was 12
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>>151260925
Nice "friends".
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Who's Katya?
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>>151249981
i just want to git gud with my favourites

dva tips?
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>>151259946
Time for the big list o' shit that's never going in game.

>Bastion
>Can repair and move at half speed
>Recon rifle given 25 rounds per mag
>Can't be hooked by alleybacon while deployed

>Genji
>Reflect no longer reflects abilities, only bullets
>150 hp
>Sword range is an actual sword and not 20 fucking feet

>Sweden Yes Oddjob
>Armor packs give 50 armor, cost 25 scrap
>Turret upgrades faster (faster hammer swing speed)

>Ana
>Can wallclimb like the faggot brothers

>Pharah
>50 hp 75 armor 75 shields
>Reduce Jump cooldown/give more jetpack fuel

>McRee
>Roll doesn't reload but has a much shorter cooldown

>Zen
>Disco orb either has a cooldown or is reduced to %30

>Zarya
>Slightly increase uncharged damage, slightly decrease charged damage

>D.Va
>Defense Matrix depletes faster the more projectiles it shoots down
>Can't shoot down "energy" attacks (Rein's Firestrike)

>Reaper
>Death Blossom plays Linkin Park on use

>Roadhog
>Hook cooldown increased
>Given a small amount of armor (total hp remains same)

>Soldier
>Pulse Rifle has 30 rounds
>Small increase to reload time
>Can reload while sprinting

>Widowmaker
>Immune to their own poison mines

>Hanzo
>Can double jump
>Reduction to Scout Arrow cooldown
>Increase to Scatter Arrow cooldown

>Mei
>Resistant to freezing
>Fix lifting yourself/teammates with the wall sliding off

>Tracer
>Sticky no longer causes suicide
>Slight increase to recall timer

>Symmetra
>ult can be charged while a teleporter is active
>Sentrys given 25 hp each instead of dying in one hit to anything
>Reduce cooldown per turret
>Can build a small dispenser (Or teleporter acts as it) that heals allies around it at a moderate rate but only if they haven't taken damage for 2 seconds

I probably wasted my time typing this but yolo
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Who here has gotten all the summer skins they want?

And not a single cent spent.
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>>151261264
Me
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>>151261183
Didn't they say something in the likes of teams made up out of streamers, '''pros''' and regular joes?
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Tracer's summer skins suck desu

Dva and Mccree have the only good ones
>>
when someone uses this skin you know he's a shitter

golden s76
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>>151261253
Pretty sure it was different for every map
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>>151261340
nihon genji
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>>151261264
Katya Volskaya is the CEO of Volskaya Industries that produces Russia's Svyatogor robots
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>>151260925
rebel healsluts get kicked out, what a surprise.
>>
>>151261340
nevermore reaper
paragon reinhardt
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>>151261335
Nihon Genji isn't that bad for a weeb skin, widow's is by far the worst. Zarya's make her look a lot less like a tumblr feminist bull dyke
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>>151261397
>Volskaya is a name now
Jesus fuck Blizzard, how can you fuck up one language that much?
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I am tired of being placed against """underdog""" teams consisting of boosted premades. This matching system is fucking garbage.
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reminder that if they have anti-tanks, then winston doesnt counter genji

he has no counter and every game is decided by genji q
>>
Is every Mercy main a healslut?
>>
GANJA NERF

WHEN
HH
E_E
N__N
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>>151261486
>genji uses his q
>hear it
>flashbang + fan the hammer
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>>151260925
I don't play with people who aren't willing to alternate roles. Especialyl if they "main" someone and bitch about others playing that character
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>>151261340
Yellow McCree
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>>151261470
There's nothing wrong with it. It's a surname and it's an existing one.
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>>151260209
But Widow's best part is her smile.
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>>151260930
Enjoy prison for memeing Anon-Kun!
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-blizzard-video-game-threats-charges-20160722-snap-story.html
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people who play roadhog this patch and refuse to switch to real tanks are the scum of the earth
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My whole friend list deleted itself.

What the fuck is going on? I literally hate this phrase, but 'is it just me'? What can I do?

Pls help
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Cutest and best pairing coming through
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>>151261470
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boльcкaя
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>>151261452
>paragon reinhardt

1v1 me irl fgt no pots fox only
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>>151261650
the infamous hacker 4chan strikes again
cya kiddo
>>
>literally can't climb back to the rank I started at, 54

All I wanted to do was get to 65 for my golden weapon

I got 62, I was so close, and now I've lost 20 games in a row. I now have a 49% winrate as opposed to my 53.4% before I started this streak. I guess good things have to end eventually

I want to kill myself
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>>151261650
your entire friends list removed you
>>
>>151261317
No. Nominees are streamers, pros and regular joes. Read the email. First phase is being voted into the team by people in your country. No random is getting in unless the country has fuck all going on there. If you're in the US you're fucked.
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>>151250664
love the gremlin
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>>151261578
No, it's not. It's pronounced wrong, the stressing is wrong, it's not how Russian words are formed. If it was "Volzhskaya" or "Vol'skaya" (with accent on o) it would sound simply awkward, but at least plausible. "Volskaya" is just pure bullshit.
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>>151261650
>his whole friends list did a collective 'why am I friends with this guy again?' and deleted you
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>>151261736
My girlfriend who plays overwatch next to me every day did not remove me
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>>151261275
>slight increase to recall timer
Nigga, its a 12 second cooldown already.

Anna gets 100hp self heal every 10 seconds. Did you know a Ana Grenade with Zenyatta will 1 shot fucking Tracer.
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>>151261560
mfw just wreckt a yellow mcree
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>>151261814
how long has it been since you talked to her anon
maybe she sent you a breakup text
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>Favorite heroes are unpickablely bad and you get rage off of them if you even select them
>Least favorite heroes are must pick on ether side every match

JUST
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>>151261670
>B Bикипeдии нeт cтaтьи c тaким нaзвaниeм.
What did he mean by this?
Also Overwatch doesn't have the letter 'ь'
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>>151261814
bad news is coming your way bro
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>>151261778
Tumblr's gremlin meme needs to die.
>>
>>151261861
>>151261869
I live with her, I think I'm good
>>
I have a confession to make, /owg/

I used to check people's rank and if it was below 70ish I automatically assumed it was a bad player. The reason for this is that I've been hovering around 72-74 because I've always been playing with two of my friends, so we're 3stacking all the time. Two days ago I tried soloqueue for the first time and I dropped 6 ranks in like a couple of hours, despite doing really well. It was just endless frustration of silence and people refusing to adapt by switching heroes. Which was really weird because it was still in the 70+ bracket, but solo people tend to just zone out and play for themselves...

I'm beginning to believe ranks means absolutely nothing unless you're 80+

Anything below that seems to be entirely up to chance if you're soloqueing. I've now met people in low 60s that are just as good, if not even better, than people at 70+, but they are stuck there because of soloqueing.
>>
>>151261783
It's just "Boльcкaя" pronounced by the announcer with a wrong accent. Yeah that's not entirely correct but it's not "pure bullshit", calm your autism.
>>
WHY ARE THERE ONLY 3 HELMETLESS REINHARDT SKINS

WHY DID REINHARDT NOT GET ANY SUMMER SKINS

GIVE HIM SKINS
>>
>>151261650
i had the same problem,you probably acidentally changed your region
>>
>>151261748
>Q: How are players chosen to be nominated
>A: Players are nominated based on a variety of criteria, including their skill, in-game performance, community standing in the country, and more. Our goal was to select a well-rounded group of players for the community to choose from to represent their country or region.
>community standing

Well shit. Any chance we'll be able to pool our collective votes for one of us? Do we even bother?
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>>151261397
>Katya Volskaya is the CEO of Volskaya Industries that produces Russia's Svyatogor robots
Is she the woman with banner on victory spray?
>qt russian who's not a butchdyke
HERO WHEN?
>>
>>151261275
All this bullshit and nothing about the 1 mandatory hero for the last 6 months.
>>
>>151261887
Hi
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>>151261982
Boльcкaя is a real surname, but russian is pretty fucked up in OW. Even Zarya is stressing first a in her name, which is wrong.
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>>151260578

Just reading that shit gives me anxiety
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>>151262056
Haven't changed region.

Does your friends list get deleted when you get reported? I wiped the red team in overtime last night with Reaper's Q and said "YOU'RE WELCOME" to my team. They didn't respond
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would you?
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>>151262071
>mentally ill frog is the dedicated healer present on every single team
>mercy is now just not played
Nothing will ever compete with Lucio's fucking AoE heal
>>
>>151261982
"Boльcкaя" (even with correct accent on "o") is bullshit too. It's a made up word that doesn't really conform to Russian rules. Even if that's a name, it can't be made into factory name the way it was.
Every single bit of Russian in this game is pronounced, spelled or constructed wrong, this is not just my autism.
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Post healslut
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>>151258691
Because he needs more characterisation on the part of being a binary speaking combat droid.
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>>151260578
>You agree to training on public speaking provided by Blizzard
haha what
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>>151262286
Russiaboos get out
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>>151249981
>be at rank 70
>always get matched with very closely ranked people
>win a few games, get to 75
>suddenly the game puts rank 60s in my team
ok
>>
>>151262189
True, but honestly, compared to """""Russian""""" in some movies and TV series I find those issues pretty minor.
>>
>>151262286
There are lot of different accents in russia,with their own quirks in pronunciation of same words
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>>151262325
Can't have autists spaghetti all over their camera installation now can we?
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>>151262297
>>
>>151262214
this seems shopped
and could there be anymore artifacts
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>>151250297

- can't aim
- focus attention too much and get fucked by flankers and turrets
- constantly do stupid shit without thinking and immediately regret
- have no idea how team composition is meant to work
- fail to not get annoyed
- play even worse due to annoyance
- have to quit resulting in low play time
- repeat for over 20 years and never improve at games

t. 39
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>>151262297
I dont have any pictures of you though
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>>151261658
Good taste.
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>>151261340
Sprinter
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>>151262476
Thats pretty much all me but im still above 50
>>
>>151262363
I don't mind it, really, it feels cheesy and gives me those 80s movies vibes.
I think audio message around defender spawn is on pretty clean russian, though.
>>
>>151262390
No, not really. Dialects are not a thing in Russian. It's not Spain.
There are some cases when one region pronounce "a" slightly like "o" or the other way around, but that's the extent of regional differences. Every Russian speaks the same Russian.
>>
>>151262297
healslut
>>
>>151262476
Your missing some things

>Blame your team mates
>Blame leavers
>Blame matchmaking
>Post on battlenet forums about how you deserve rank 60 even though your rank 30
>Never post a real gameplay video of yourself playing but claim to always get 4 gold medals
>Think that if anyone go to high rank solo queuing they were lucky or was playing in a group
>Is stubborn and unwilling to admit they are bad and try to improve
>>
>>151262325
i think it's something like "pls don't swear on officel blizrd strem"
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Holy fuckballs
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>>151262390
You're thinking Japan.
>>
>>151262606
gz on best reaper skin
>>
>>151262061
It could work, but only and that's only if you have big cleavage and whore yourself out.
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>>151262214
>histrionic cosplaying 3DPD
>probably winces at the thought of physical contact mussing up her precious costume
>will almost definitely sneer at anything that isn't hover handing or politely exchanging smiles

Why bother?
>>
So, Zarya's gun used to be mounted on some vehicle according to lore.
What purpose did it serve being mounted with its nonexistant range?
>>
OFFICIAL WAIFU RANKINGS
MERCY > WIDOWMAKER = TRACER > D.VA > MEI > PHARAH >>>>>>>>>> ANA > ZARYA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SYMMETRA
>>
>>151262286
her name in the russian localization is Eкaтepины Boльcкoй
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>>151262214
Shame she's a gigantic slut.
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>>151262069
But Zarya is cute! CUTE!!
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>>151262676
you can touch
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>>151262286
Zarya's russian pronounciation is pretty good actually, even if a bit unnatural sounding
>>
>>151262568
You are wrong. What example you provided its for Moskow . They have a lot of different dialects. My grandmother is from Northern , and they have quirk where they add 'g'. People can tell from which part of Russia by your dialect

>>151262643
Small japan has different dialects, big russian has none. Think about it.
>>
>>151262694
That can't be right. The name is "Eкaтepинa" and surname should be "Boльcкaя". Unless you spelled it in genitive case.
>>
>>151262754
that's a man though
>>
im going to try to be placed as bad as possible next season
probably gonna 6 stack and just spam hello to the other team for ten matches

after that play serious to climb up from all the way down

though i don't know 5 people to stack with hahaha
>>
>>151262814
i copy pasted from middle of sentence on some russian wiki if that helps
>>
>>151262854
proof?
>>
i miss the vocaroo slut
>>
>>151262947
you posted it, no woman looks like that.
>>
>>151262969
pretty sure she is still around being a shitty widow main
>>
>play d.va
>boost after our charging rein with defense matrix on
>we manage to kill 2 of them and stall a lot of time
>we die while our team is still standing at the gate and just watching
This triggers me.
>>
its so fun to play against widow when she has a zenyatta on her team, so fun to die to 1 body shot again
>>
>>151262874
>next season starts
>gunna throw every game just playing mei
>spam sorry sorry sorry
>gunna hit 1
>work from the bottom to the top only playing zenyatta
>gunna be easy if he still stays like this

t.60
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>>151263017
just because a woman looks like a man doens't mean she isn't a woman you gender assuming shitlord
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>>151262786
No, her voice actor is not even Russian. Bulgarian or something. She pronounced even her own fucking name wrong, "Zarya" should have the accent on the second syllable. Every bit of Russian she speaks is pronounced poorly, no fucking way a Russian would say it that way. "OГOH ПO ГOTOBHOCTЫ", "B гocтaх хopoшo, a дoмa лyтшe". That line is even misplaced, that saying would work on Russian maps and not on foreign maps, the opposite of what is happening in game.
And don't get me started on stupid cringeworthy shit like "Mother Russia", "Siberian bear" or "In Russia game plays you".

Stop trying to teach me my language pls.
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>>151262606
That really sucks about the lucio skin
im sorry for your loss
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Hello /owg/, I don't play the game so could you answer me these questions?
>Do you realize that the design of D.Va is just a "muh original character donut steel" of Asuka and every mecha pilot girl in general?
Also pretty much every character looks like a ripoff of some other popular character.
>Is Tracer still best girl?
>Is Mei really a fatty or is that just the delusion of Tumblr landwhales? I thought she looks like that because she dresses for the arctic.
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>>151263123
Mei being fat is a meme
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>>151263123
>Nobody really cares
>No
>She's not fat
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>>151263123
fuck off
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>>151263091
>Game start
>Someone says: Let's Rush
>Jet myself on the point, entire team gets locked on me
>Defense matrix for full duration
>Jumping autistically for some 30 seconds after the mech is broken
>Not a single teammate in sight
Fuck's sake, entire enemy teams had their backs turned on you, how hard was it to push?
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>>151263123
>is tracer best girl?

best boy maybe
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>>151263231
>hurt feelings
Grow up.
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>>151263028
who
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>>151263123
>>Is Mei really a fatty or is that just the delusion of Tumblr landwhales? I thought she looks like that because she dresses for the arctic.
It's both. She's a little chubby, but it mostly clothes
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>>151263305
Me
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>Attack on Numbani
>Right before the end
>Our Rein ults on the enemy team
>I ult as D.VA
>HE CHARGES THEM AND KNOCKS THEM AWAY FROM MY ULT

wtf?
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>>151249981
>she is british
Where is her burqa?
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>>151263240
Blizzard doesn't do traps.
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>>151261452
There literally no shitter reinhardt skin
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>Supports who refuse to heal an ally Genji out of some weird principle

I dont get this
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>>151263295
appreciate pal, see you next time
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>>151263123
What he said >>151263226
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>>151263408
that's because all reinhardt players are shitters they can't stay alive with 200hp and can't aim so they pick up rein and think they're hot shit

kill yourself fucking autist
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>>151261538
t. genji main
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can someone in words tell me how to get better

please

tell me how to get better

i'm so tired of losing
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>>151263107
I'm Russian myself. Who the hell cares if her pronunciation is weird? Have you never watched a foreign movie with Russians in it, how come it still makes you so angry?
Just enjoy silly Russian stereotypes you autist, it's a lighthearted game, not history channel.
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>>151263428
Calm down. It's just a video game.
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>>151263123
I don't watch anime weeaboo loser trash
No, but close
She just wears thick clothes
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>>151263501
keep playing
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>>151257285
The only maps I sometimes pick Bastion is Kings Row and Dorado last point defense. Otherwise it is usually only good for fucking up one attack from a rarely used position. The day of shitters trying to run up to him from the front are over.
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>>151263495
Someone got hammered to much, it seems.

It's okay anon, you can play vs AI
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>>151263501
lucio, dva, reinhardt

these are retard proof heroes
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>>151263336
link
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>>151263123
>and every mecha pilot girl in general?

But that's not what Sasami wore at all.
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>>151262754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gquk0zCLfl8
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>>151263581
>lucio
>retard proof heroes

nope, that piece of shit need to be with the team, not fucking around in an angle
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>>151263578
>haha i have 10000 health but i can still oneshot people and kill anything with 3 hits on a 10 meter radius lul
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>Nerfing discord to 30%

This would make Zenyatta bottom tier if nothing else changes about him. He does shit damage without discord and his healing is trash until he ults.

Zenyatta's OP because discord is OP don't get me wrong, but if his support capabilities aren't buffed in turn he will go back into the trash can.

175 HP or halving his balls would be a good start. Buffing Winston would also give zenyatta a harder time.
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>>151261506
At least 70% of them are choking themselves on dildos during your match.
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>>151263120
Seomeone's jelly
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>>151263123
D.va doesn't feel like Asuka at all, they're both in a skintight suit and pilot a mecha but that describes a lot of other characters if you go by those two traits alone. Hardcore Eva fags hate this comparison, so I don't know if you even watched it or just have general secondhand knowledge.
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>>151263682
>Pick any shotgun-based hero
>Get up close behind his shield
>Rein dies within 3 seconds
It's not that difficult, you know
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>>151263775
I think it sums up to
>asian girl in a skintight suit
>pilots a mecha
>VERY fucking irritating behavior and shit voice

Fuck Asuka and fuck Hana Song.
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RANK 49 GENJI/LUCIO/ZENYATTA MAIN LFG TO REACH 70

PLS NO BULLY
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>>151263775
>those small ass thighs
That can't be right
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>>151263775
I wonder if she has the same suit-up technology as G Gundam.
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>>151260930
I don't think ANY of us have ever gone to Blizzcorp, ever.
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WHY CAN WINSTON NOT BE DEFLECTED BY MY FUCKING DEFLECT

I FUCKING JUMP, DASH AND SHURIKEN HIM AND HE NEVER FUCKING DIES

HOW IS THIS FAIR? HOW IS THIS BALANCED?

I'M EASILY THE MOST

THE MOST

SKILLED PLAYER ALWAYS ON MY TEAM

JUST BECAUSE YOU PICKED WINSTON DOES NOT MEAN EITHERWISE FUCKING RETARD
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>>151263840
>Fuck Asuka and fuck Hana Song.
i-if you want me to
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>>151263864
Padded pants. She's dressed for the cold, bruv.
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>>151263875

>implying metzen isn't a /vg/-tard sharing rp logs in /wowg/
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>>151263916
Padded pants don't have curves like that
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>>151263123
Asuka isn't a gamer lingo spewing gremlin.

Tracer is and always will be best boy (female).

Mei is a little curvy in the uncorrupted classical sense and not what disgusting landwhales who appropriate pin-up fashion want it to be.
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>>151263892
>cucks still complain that genji needs nerf

Hard counter is fucking Winston faggots, stop bitching at blizzard to ruin the game so you can be happy that noone plays a fun ninja.
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>Monkey barrier is the single largest target in the game yet only has 600 HP
>Lightning damage practically invalidated by any armor or healing
>Only mobile in bursts
>Beserker ultimate makes you even easier to hit yet actually makes you less lethal

What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>151263892
>I'M EASILY THE MOST
>THE MOST
>SKILLED PLAYER ALWAYS ON MY TEAM
lol sure
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>>151263892
>pick blatantly op hero
>throw a tantrum when you get countered by your only counter
is this an ironic post or what
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>>151263640
Guess so. I'll star playing if there's a Gunbuster costume though.
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>>151263581
>reinhardt

What do you do if the rest of your team doesn't want to play the game?
>>
Why the fuck is Genji allowed to completely and entirely break almost every single law of FPS gameplay for the sake of "fun and intuitive" meanwhile Mcree and 76 can't even have a reliable amount of mid-range damage without being nerfed within a month or so?

Isn't the whole fucking point of an assault rifle and a sharpshooter to be good at mid-range?

And again, why the fuck does Genji get to deny the entire point of being an FPS for a few seconds on top of a broken ass ult that turns him melee but doesn't matter because the hitbox is larger than some of the AOEs in the damn game?

And on top of broken hitboxes:
What the fuck is going on with Genji's reflect?
Why do I get hit with Reinhardt's hammer when he is literally on the other side of the room not even facing in my direction?
>Lucio's M2 lul.
Zarya's sad excuse of a laser can literally be going through someone's model and still not hit them.
Literally everything on Pharah has an AOE that is bigger than the animation gives.
>Ana. The whole fucking point of being a sniper is having to have the skill to actually hit the people so why the fuck can I literally just scope in, knock down 5 shots of whisky, and still get a >60% accuracy

Fuck Blizzard's retarded balance philosophy. I don't care if you think the AOEs for Pharah and Zarya are fair. That's understandable but at least make it accurate to the fucking animation because otherwise I have no idea how close/far I should be in order to be safe other than running to the other side of the fucking map.
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>melee a Genji to death as Lucio
>next time he solo ultis me
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>>151264069
lose_________
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>>151263984
There is literally no reason for a Genji to not kill a Winston
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>>151263984

Monkey can eat shit Genji's who blow their dashes but a good Genji can easily avoid monkey with his million movement options.

Even at high tier play Genji is only zoned by monkey. Monkey can't really keep up.
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>>151264059
Only shitters say this. I bet you think junkrat is """""op""""" too
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>>151263685
Why do people keep insisting Zenyatta debuff at 30% to be equal to Mercy's 30%.
For one it doesn't actually add damage to shields or any damage that goes through shields (unless you get debuffed while your shield's down).
Zenyatta has to have LoS on the target which means you have LoS with 2 enemy team members at the same time. Zenyatta can't just hide around the corner.

"It gets bonus damage from multiple sources" is an exchange to "This one buffed hero can hit multiple targets".
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>>151264035
I was thinking they should have the shield explode if it gets broken before its duration ends naturally. Does no damage but has knockback comparable to concussive blast. There's even precedence for it in the Recall cinematic.
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>>151264163
t. genji main

Can't wait till genji gets gutted and/or winston gets buffed, your tears will be flowing and it will be glorious
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>>151263961
In 2070 they do :)
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>>151263653
WHO DIS SEMON DEMON
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Should I order a kebab or a pizza?
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>>151264305
pizza, why the fuck would you get a kebab?
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>want to use this qt
>still can't aim decently enough
suffering
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>>151264142
Cool. Glad to know there's nothing else I can do as him, I'll be a bit less irritated when I lose then.
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>>151264213

The shield would have to have at least 1000 HP to be good.

His damage can stay bad because you don't want a mobile pyro running around and melting everyone but it should at least ignore armor or have supplemental bonus damage on targets getting healed.

His ultimate is just bad. I use it exclusively to save my ass and stall longer on point.

All the tools are there they're all just piss weak right now.
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>>151264369
Train your aim then
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>game bugs out and puts literally everyone except me in voice comms

hahahah FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT GAME MOTHER FUCKING SHIT DICKS
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>>151264158
>all this shitter talk

Genji dash through you turn around and keep lightning

Genji bhops you follow him with leap while spamming lightning

Genji dies within seconds of lightning gun.

Genji ultimate's counters
>Zarya ultimate
>rheinhart ultimate
>Lucio ultimate
>Zenyatta ultimate
>Mercy ultimate
>roadhog hook
>Mccree ultimate
>Ana sleep
>Mccree stun
>junkrat trap
>Tracer bomb
>dva ultimate


You are all super bad if u can't beat a fucking genji
You are all bad if you think genji needs a fucking nerf.
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>>151264421
Funny thing. It used to be 1k hp in early beta and the cooldown started as soon as it was deployed. What happened at the time was double Winston's cycling their shields on objectives, especially the payload, and it was mega cancer apparently.
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>>151252217
Blizz really wants you to play with those 3 Hanzos :)
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>>151262054
THIS
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>>151264305
>scarfing down a gross sweaty kebab
>when pizza is an option

Only if you're British and/or wasted.
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>>151264550
>junkrat trap
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>tfw just got Nihon Genji

I mean it's cool and all, but I want the Mercy one. I've only gotten 2 olympic skins so far. Zarya/Genji
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>>151264519
I had that too, every one was auto muted and I couldnt untick it.
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>>151264640
This player will step in a junkrat trap within the next week and have a private moment where he feels extremely silly.
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>>151264640
>set trap up properly
>Genji ultimate's into trap
>wait fir deflection
>pop mine

????? You are shit
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>>151264550
Genji ultimate should be 6 second if Zenyatta ultimate is 6 second and is a "counter".
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>>151264640
it can be usefull sometime
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>>151264574

Thank God stacking was removed.

>>151264550

>Genji dies within seconds of the lightning gun

Tesla cannon range is like 5 meters. It does 50 DPS. I need four seconds of sustained fire on a Genji to kill him.

Do you honestly expect a class that can be mobile once every six seconds to remain within 5 meters of the most mobile class in the game?
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>>151264690
>>151264704
>genji ultimates
>doesn't even attack or dash that completely deletes traps
yeah, nah
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>>151264519
>5 on 5
What the fuck?
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how do autists play this game every day for 8+ hours

i've done this for 7 days now and i want to kill myself
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>>151264789
>how do autists play this game every day for 8+ hours
Very carefully
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>>151264789

Ranking system means you just keep playing and playing even if you're not enjoying the game itself anymore

If you feel this way you should probably take a break until the urge to have FUN actually comes back
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>>151264789
play while you can, theres a long ass break between seasons
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Could you defeat him, /vg/?
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>>151264648
mate i would kill for a zarya olympic skin, they're the only zarya skins worth having D:
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So can anyone teach me how to play genji? Which shuriken should I use? I've found my aim is shit with the powerful ones, but the spread ones don't do enough damage. Do I stay at a distance or should I get in close?
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>>151264897
Nah, dude's №1
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>>151264648
>tfw gotten two legendaries
>hanzo and genji
I just want my midriff Tracer or Mercy ;_;
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>>151264945
But Mercy is my waifu
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Oh boy, haven't been in /owg/ for a long time. Just here to remind everybody if you're having trouble with Genji players you are the literal worst.

If you get the opportunity you should kill yourself.
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I'M GOING TO BUY 50 BOXES AND I WANT /vg/ TO KNOW WHAT I GET IN EACH ONE.
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>>151265085
t. regular genji main poster
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>getting a dupe of Dva's olympic skin

FUCK
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>>151265156
So we can laugh at you and publicly humiliate for buying 200 sprays most of which are dupes? Kinky anon.
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>>151264870
>>151264869
>>151264845
i just want levels before the event ends
i've gone from 29 to 54 so far i hate this game
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>>151265085

I can't wait until monkey is buffed so I can ruin your fun every game.

I hope he gets the McMeme treatment so he's an overpowered nightmare for a month so you aren't allowed to play Genji.
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>Watchpoint Gibraltar
>pick Rein
>get destroyed on defense because we have a Junkrat, Torb, and Widowmaker
>attack
>worthelss Widow goes Bastion
>doesn't even touch the payload
>dies every time he tries to setup because picks lowground in plain sight
>talks shit about me for not shielding his worthless ass, while I am trying to actually move the fucking payload
>lose
>next match
>Nepal
>we have a fucking Widowmaker
>on KOTH
>in every round
>who refuses to fucking switch
>and who has to gall to tell us to attack the objective
>even though he does nothing at all to help, getting raped by Tracer and D.Va repeatedly

Why do people like picking defense characters even though they are fucking useless? The entire team basically has to complement them (outside of Junkrat, who is mediocre as well). They pick these characters and NEVER FUCKING SWITCH.
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>>151264946
>Which shuriken should I use?
Spam your M1 at tanks from a distance to build ult and generally annoy people with little pecks of damage. Your M2 should be treated like a shotgun, you should use it when you go for a kill. Whittle someone down a bit with M1, then hit them with your dash, your M2 and a melee all in quick succession.
You should be staying at a distance until you're in a good flanking position to get a kill.
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>>151265156
no one cares, stop giving blizzard your money
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>>151264946
Single at distance multi point blank. Aim better.

That's literally all you need to know about when to use which shuriken.
>>
The point is mine, you're welcome to join me.
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>>151265156
Only 50? Why not 100?
Did you forget about the 6 million?
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does anyone else want to pull D.Va out of her MEKA from behind and surprise sex her?
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>reinhardt on koth with a co-ordinated team
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Post depression
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>>151265156
>not buying a smurf account and quitting constantly so you're lvl 1 forever.
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>>151265257
>Reinhardt once again carrying his team and getting shit on
Are you me?
>>
>Finally do placements
>Win 6 out of 10 matches
>Placed at Rank 51

I have no idea if that's decent or not.
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>>151263418
Mercy players do that to me when I play any offense hero. I assume it's because they're focusing on keeping tanks alive, but even when I'm around and our tanks are fine I don't tend to get heals from them.
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>>151265357
Why do you people waifu post? You know the answers. Just go to fucking /c/ or some other image dump board to share your worthless babble with each other, fucking hell.
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>>151265432
ur trash bro
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>>151265270
I play on ps4

Which one is m1/m2?
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>>151253226
I have a better female mcree
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>>151250297
Soloque
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>>151265412
How would you carry as Reinhardt? He's really good, but pretty limited in the way of getting kills. The enemy team would have to just run into your hammer one by one.
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>high level players on team
>we lose because they care more about kills

Deathmatch when
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>>151265256

found the shitter
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>>151265398
Makin' it happen.
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post good genderswaps
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>>151265570
Stale sweat from being constantly crammed in a bodysuit.
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>>151265570
i like to imagine it smells like my right forearm

i dont know about you but my right forearm smells pretty fucking nice

i also like to pretend her belly is the underside of my forearm and lick it and kiss it
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>>151265481
I think you can figure out which fire mode is for long range accurate pestering and which one is a fucking shotgun burst anon.
Also you'll never play Genji to his max potential on consoles, a lot of his bullshit comes from double jumping all around people's heads and making yourself a bitch to kill while keeping good accuracy on them.
>consoles
>accurate
Sorry bud
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>>151265597
>generic anime slut wearing scraps of armor and a hammer
>"its reinhrad i swear guys x D! "
Fuck off retard
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>>151265597
New thread where
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>>151265597
>that
>good
bruh
>>
new thread
>>151265636
>>151265636
>>151265636
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>>151265623
sounds like an amazing smell
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>>151265535
It's called sitting on Obj and not moving for anything. Really, I find I can carry with him pretty well when both teams opt to play as retards. Don't need to get kills if they only wanna play deathmatch with my drooling team-mates.
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>>151265597
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>>151265570
Semen
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more cute posting plz
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>>151265597
>reinhardt being represented as non muscular
>lack of armor
fuck off
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>>151264946
kys
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>>151258621
Hana short when
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>>151264946
Im going to make an advanced genji guide just for you, friend :)

preparation to becoming a genji guide
>bind your voice line to something easy to use while fighting
>equip the "Yosh" voice line, its cheap if you don't already have it
>get a legendary skin (optional)

gameplay
>ulting resets your shift, so dash and then q for free distance
>hold m2 when you are in reaper range
>learn the m2, melee, shift combo
>spam double jump and become immune to hitscan
>spam yosh after everykill, even if genji says yosh automatically
>emote after 2 kills, you have probably just "earned" play of the game

Congratulations! You can play genji, the 3 star difficulty hero!
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>>151265438
It's worse than that.

I'll look at a healer and direct a "I need healing" emote at them and then they just stop, look at me, and direct a "Hello there" emote back at me.

I've had it happen to me TWICE tonight, completely unprovoked. Just because I was playing Genji.
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>>151265518

You're wrong. >>151253226 is better.
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>>151266504
Pleb
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>>151264369
If you love her, you'll git gud.
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"you're only playing zenyatta because hes OP, you shitter"

little do you know ive been maining zen since beta
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>>151264550
you didn't even mention the most obvious counter to winston
>just dash away

Unless you're actually braindead, winston will never ever get in your range without jumping at you. If he's jumping at you, you dash away and he can't jump after you.
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>>151265871
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>genji posting this hard
your main takes zero skill, im sorry to break this to you
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>>151255292
Zen is one of the big reasons genji is seeing competitive play. Great synergy with Zen AND does great against Zen.
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