Getting ice cream with your goatdad edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
You've attracted the Asgore bellypostings with this OP, you fool.
Melancholy Tori
>>151235967
>tfw genocides runs
From the previous thread:chara's feet
discuss
>>151236093
please no
>>151236093
Oh no...
Xth for Suicide Pact
Going out to dinner with the lovely goat!
Going out dancing with the lovely goat!
Everyone watching you while you dance!
Walking home under the moonlight on a crisp Autumn night!
Enjoying each others company!
>>151236230
ohYES
Cute goat brothers!
>>151236325
Gonna be honest I don't really get the belly thing
>>151236151
I kept trying to call toriel the whole game ;-;
>noone ever picked up
>>151236449
It's just a kink, man.
I don't like actual realistic obesity, but guts are hot.
I've just learned to stop questioning my dick, at this point.
>>151236490
>no one ever picked up
Someone does pick up the phone though.
babysitting with papyrus
Grillbert
>>151236585
WHERE THE FUCK IS HARD MODE YOU PIECE OF SHIT HACK
GIVE THE ROBOT A DATE
>>151236324
>Walking home under the moonlight on a crisp Autumn night!
please
summer a shit
Evening, /utg/. One last plug for my latest fic and then I'll get out of all of your hair. Most people have probably seen this link half a dozen times by now since I only get on late at night anyway.
I've kidded myself about this before but I'll probably move back to original fiction for good after this, the fandom's dwindled down to embers and I've written all I wanted to write about this game and then some. Thanks again for giving me something to browse over the last six months or so, it was fun.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7413970/chapters/16840510
>>151236721
I agree. I'm an Autumn and winter guy. Working out and coming out to a cool/even cold night is amazing
>>151236634
grillzbies
>>151236547
Fair enough, I wasn't judging or hating. It just reminded me of a fic I was reading earlier that had a belly worship thing in it and Iguess it's just one of those kinks I don't have.
>>151236741
>the fandom's dwindled down to embers
I'm still disappointed, I just want more cute goat dammit.
Thanks for all your stuff though, it's probably my favourite work this fandom has produced.
>>151236741
Well it was nice that you put the effort you did into these fics Courier and i'm personally glad you wrote them.
I wish you luck in your original work
>>151236867
Grillbz
Hi, /utg/! Anyone want a request?
Also, >>151235024
here you go!
>>151237367
Chara and Frisk in Stormtrooper training
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>151237367
Give me your cutest spider, please.
>>151237367
Mettaton inJacket's jacket.
>>151237367
Papyrus throwing up EVERYWHERE
>>151237367
Asgore, Undyne, Frisk and Alphys eating Chinese food
>>151237367
Frisk and the goat family watching star wars for the first time
>>151237367
Asriel, Frisk, Sans and Papyrus playing monopoly
"Then the last one was Reapingbird, who was made up of Final Froggit, Anstigmatism, and Whimsalot. The families kept on calling to ask when they were coming home, and Alphys didn't know what to say. She stopped answering the phone, and people got angry. She spends most of her time by the garbage dump now." -Frisk
Finished with the lab entries, and explaining the amalgamates. Just need to finish the rest, which isn't a lot.
>>151237541PURIFY
>>151237367
Toriel DMing a DnD group with Undertales of your choice
Post cuteplease.
>>151237147
Me on the right
>>151238334
>>151238334
ok
>>151237818
Why would something so adorable need purification?This brings me back to how it started.
>>151238334
Thread is slow, so why not.
>>151237367
Temmie in Daedric armor please?
>>151238334
>>151238334I'm so sorry.
>>151238334
>>151238647You shouldn't be. We all hurt time and again, it makes us human. What matters is that we will pull through, right?
>>151237147
me on the left
>>151238687
people don't write about these two enough, they have a great dynamic
>>151238792
RIP Frisk
Thanks Broba! You are the best!
I want this goat to eat and digest me.
Who do you want to eat and digest you, /utg/?
>>151238878
I know, right?
sleepy dream time
>>151238334
Cute Chara comin up
>>151239173
Love you, sleepy mom.
>>151239173
Goodnight momposter. Dream of your favorite.
>>151239173
Good night and sleep well, sleepy anon.
May you have vivid and happy dreams with the goatmom. She's your favorite, right?
>>151236741
I felt like Chara's motivations were rushed in One By One, but you really fleshed out the character. I really like the parallels you draw with Asriels, how they both did terrible deeds but can still move on with their lives.
Thanks for all the fics!
>>151238779Don't worry about me anymore. Please, just take care of yourself.
>>151239496You can't make me give up on you, no matter what you say or do. Just please, don't let yourself go through this alone.
I don't know why so many people are against skeletonfuckers
Afterall, its natural for skeletons to...
>>151239658
>>151239496
>>151238779
>>151238647
>>151238334
Stop spamming you faggots
>>151239805
bang?
>>151239805
STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
>>151239805
Sans, don't you fucking dare-!
>>151239805
bone
>>151239876
>>151239658I'll be fine. This road is only for me, and me alone.
>>151238779
>>151239837
>>151239843
>>151239865Bone
>>151239876
aaaaayyy
>>151239994
GOD DAMN IT
bad vibes in here tonight
This post to image ratio is garbage. Please text post more.
>>151239994
ayy
>>151239994
For fuck's sake.
>>151240048
You don't know the half of it.
>>151240159
Agreed
post your TOP 5 UNDERTALES
whats the suicide count on /utg/
>>151240159
Charafags are spamming again, it's to be expected.
>>151237541
Colors are a bit messed up sorry
im trash
>>151240274
I'll even it out with text posts, don't you worry.
>>151240203
>Chara/Frisk
>Asgore
>Undyne
>MTT
>Sans
>>151240270
Zero.
>>151239658Bit of advice because I've been here, too, with another anon: private emails are some good shit
>>151240203
MTT
MTT
MTT
MTT
MTT
>>151240291
Thank you very much!
It's good, don't worry. You're cool.
>>151240324
hi trash
>>151240159
Did somebody say post images?
>>151240203
Asgore
Papyrus
Sans
Alphys
Undyne
>>151240414Already done.
>>151240203
Chara
Asriel
Frisk
Asgore
Sans
Undyne
>>151240501Mah nigga.
>>151240159
barefoot skeletons walking around on hardwood floors CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK
barefoot fish goes SPLICK SPLACK SPLICK SPLACK
To see if there is any correlation, for my own curiosity:
How often did you call Papyrus/Undyne on your first playthrough?
What is your opinion of Alphys?
>>151240361
Appreciate it, keep the blogposting down too please.
>>151240203
Asriel
Papyrus
Mettaton
Asgore
Undyne
>>151240606
called them in every room
initially hated Alphys, love her now
>>151240203
Asriel
Papyrus
Undyne
Mettaton
Asgore
>>151240203
Muffet
Shyren
Tsunderplane
Napstablook
Temmie
>>151240606
I didn't call them at all because I was a moron
here are my tastes >>151240484
this prove or disprove something?
>>151240636
No problem. Night has just been turbulent.
>>151240270
Too many.
>>151240203
Sans
Papyrus
Grillby
Nice Cream Bunny
Gasterthis game needs more h-h-hot guys that arent animals
>>151240751
>Too many.
proof?
>>151240606
I got most all the dialog, I was the guy who spammed codex in MGS games.
Okay as a concept, poorly executed as a character.
>>151240203
Frisk
Asriel
Papyrus
Undyne
Asgore
>>151240606
I didn't befriend Undyne, so I only had Papyrus' calls, but I went back to Snowdin to see what he said.
I thought Alphys was ok, I didn't really have a problem with all her text messages. I can see how her texts being unskippable can annoy others though. Mettaton stole the show, of course.
>>151240467
Images?
>>151240845
One is too many, and we are fairly certain at least theOF drewafagdid it.
>>151240203
Flowey
sans
Papyrus
Gaster
Frisk
>>151240606
I didn't really call to see what he would say at first, I called to see if he would answer in every room.
As I kept going that turned into me wanting to hear what he had to say.
>>151240324
hi frick
>>151240979
>OFanon
Don't remind me. Why couldn't it have been a Charafag instead?
>>151240979
so no proof then?
>>151240606
I didnt even USE the phone until the second half of my first playthough a few months after I started. Once I realized that Pap (and later Undyne with Sans sometimes too) had shit to say TWICE in almost every area, I never stopped calling them
Alphys is a meh character. Even through the True Lab I couldn't muster a fuck
>>151240979
I'm getting sick of this meme.
There's no proof he killed himself, probably didn't have the balls.
>>151240203
>Asriel
>Toriel
>Asgore
>Napsta
>Alphys
Post an image of your favourite that you don't really like that much
What is your favorite trait of your favorite character?
>>151241385
why would i save an image i dont like?
>>151240606
>>151240747I have a hunch that people who listened to most or all of the phonecalls will have a generally more positive opinion of Alphys for a couple of reasons:
Since they were already calling in almost every room, the text messages would seem less annoying.
One complaint people have is that Alphys' relationship with Undyne seems to come out of nowhere. People who listened to the phonecalls obviously won't have this complaint.
People who listened to most or all of the phonecalls were probably paying close attention to the story, and be less likely to misinterpret Alphys' motivations for the Hotlands and True Lab sections of the game.
>>151241527
Loves their brother!
Determined!
>>151241527
>Chara
Assuming Charnarrator, their morbid humor and their sarcastic comments are pretty good. But an actual trait of theirs is being generally nice about monsters, even going as far as practically white-knighting every monster that is trying to kill you.
Not assuming Charnarrator, then it would probably be their hatred of humanity. It isn't a "good" trait, but it is an interesting one that I wish we knew more about.
>>151241385
Nose.
Nice picture otherwise.
>>151241527
Abused by their brother/sister/demon, then abused by humans, and then abused by life.
I want to protect him from more abuse.
>>151241527
They're an asshole.
>>151241949
>>151241846
There are two kinds of fans in this world
>>151241527
he's cute
>>151242009
IT's HEADCANON OR GET HEADCANON'D
>>151241527
Her dedication to the well being of the little guys.
Also a cute.
>>151240203
papyrus
sans
flowey
gaster
mettaton
>>151242061
kek
>>151242061
goddamnit
>>151242083
And both of us are right in our own way!
>>151241527
A tragic backstory that didn't seem cliched and made me feel something
>>151242178
>both of us are right
>>151242061
Broba, my man...
This right here is why I love you.
>>151240203
Papyrus
Alphys
Sans
Undyne
Asgore
it changes a lot though
>>151241527
Bravery and kindness.
>>151242061
oh you cheeky lil bastard, I love you
>>151242225
I'm not going to argue with you over how you want to love Asriel and dislike Chara.
You and me will go into shit about how we're both right back and forth and it'll just be stupid.
>>151242227
Forever yours anon
>>151242162
frick please dont tell me you requested that
>>151242396
Don't worry, you're already stupid. Can't get much worse.
>>151242396
This, please.
>>151242447
>not expecting the worst from a guy who's into tf and absorption
>>151242450
Good enough for me. We all enjoy the game in our own different ways and you'd be a dick for telling anyone otherwise.
>>151242447
of course not
the only requests i make are related to goat frisk anymore
How does /utg/ like their chili?
Would you like some of what I am making?
>>151241527
purity
I want to post the gote! The gote is what I want to post! The gote will be posted by me! The gote is being posted by me! As I press the button I know that I have posted the gote!
>>151242674
I like mine with shredded cheese and pepper, AND HELL YEAH
>>151240203
Toriel
Asgore
Papyrus
Undyne
Gerson
>>151242697
I feel the same way!
He's made for loving!
>>151242697
Thats a nice goat. I prefer his mom though
>>151242674
with shredded cheese and sour cream
>>151240203
sans
papyrus
mettaton
undyne
asgore
>>151242674
I don't eat chili after a childhood incident involving my friends dad's chili. Never again.
>>151242697
Goat!
Good night, /utg/.
No sleepy spider picture this time because I only have 3 of them, one of which was made by yours truly, and don't want to repost them so often.
I love you all.
>>151243145
Goodnight Spider.
>>151242997
Mom goat doesn't count as gote!!
>>151243145
Good night, spider!
I just had an idea /utg/. Fanzine?
>>151243145
Night spiderposter. Dream of your favorite.
>>151242697
fabulous gote
>>151242697
>>151243279
What would be inside this amateur made Undertale magazine?
Kick back and relax, /utg/. You'll regret feeling as tired as you will tomorrow if you don't rest up properly today, you know! It's
REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://soundcloud.com/sammyt-7/stationary-static
>>151242697
>>151243407
Fabulous!
Post your music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi69aTLYF8E
Fish fight!
>>151243209
i think she does
>>151243674
What is this? Clash of the AUs?Do they have steamy, universe-defying sex after?
Goat family!
>>151243626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM62V5be7FE
The gote is bona fide! The gote is certified, justified, beautified, calcified, and clarified!
>>151243756
I would post one but I am currently on an image break, so assume their is all the goats, Chara, Frisk, and Undyne in this hypothetical picture.
>>151243626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY41Q1FYokQ
>>151243209
Don't talk to your mom like that young man
>>151243548
i really like these skeletons.
>>151243745
>What is this? Clash of the AUs?
Yes.
>spoiler
Probably.
>>151243481
Well, most fanzines have a theme. I think a cool one would be post-pacifist ending life for everyone. There's not enough of it drawn anyway, I think it could be pretty cool. And I'm sure we'd advertise it on places other than 4chan, I'm sure some bigger artists would get in on it. Alternatively, we could do one where everyone lived, even Asriel and Chara, but I don't know how that would work out
>>151243626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53CAzh_qCGE
>>151243714
She does not! Gote is a status, a statement, a sentiment, a supposition, and a solution! A goat is just a goat!
>>151243935
It would be nice, but there's already been a SAVE Fanzine that has a genocide route counterpart
>>151243963
God, Borderlands is fantastic. Why did they have to fuck it up with the Prequel.
>>151243912
Wew, sexy.
>>151243626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcJbttE3ueY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8mitIPfqEg
>>151243983
This
gote =/= goat
>>151243983
nah, she counts
>>151244103
I know I have been looking for images too much when I recognize this pic.
>>151243626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq7Ovshz1UI
>>151244086
I haven't actually played the Prequel, is it really that bad?
I've gotten countless hours of entertainment from the first two games
>>151244203
What is a goat? It's just a goat! What is a gote? It's everything!
Goodnight /utg/!
Sorry for not producing fics, I've been really lazy and my focus has been really skewed between lewds and cutes. So hopefully I can get something out this week
With that said, I hope you all have a great day/night!
>>151244460
Night, don't worry about it.
Dream of your favorite.
>>151244457
exactly, thats why she counts
You know what I miss? Comics. We need more comics.
>>151244426
not them but my problem was it was too short. it felt like there was not a lot of content compared to the second (base) game. i kinda miss playing as wilhelm though.
>>151244631
broba you are the number one reason I keep coming here
>>151244631
Holy fucking shit Broba.
10/10
>>151244708
Ok
>>151244795
Preferably not that one.
YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN JIVE, HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
>>151244870
SEE THAT GIRL
>>151244426
Same here, man. Though, now that you can get it for cheaper it might be worth it.
The Prequel just wasn't...good. If you go in with high expectations you'll get let down for sure. The places aren't memorable, the characters aren't memorable, the humor is ok I guess, the game feels too short...
I don't regret buying it. I enjoyed it for what it was. It's just definitely the worst out of the 3. (Not counting Tales which is phenomenal btw)
>>151244870
>>151244895
I can't dance.
>>151244795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkUKuLtjfxQ
>>151244708
>>151244653
You think that you've won this round, but the gote IS the round! Toriel doesn't get what it means to be a gote. It's like a frog trying to understand Shakespeare.
>>151244708
there are plenty of comics still being made!
just not in english!
>>151244708
No offense but this game sucks
Are there any female Asrielfags, or are they all homo dudes?
>>151244895
WATCH THE SCENE, DIGGING THE DANCING QUEEN
>>151245159
there are no girls here.
>>151245103
>>151245132
Case in point.
>>151245154
WOOOOOOOW, rude!
>>151243626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeQW2xCRCmQ
>>151244708
Here's a cool comic.
http://gall.dcinside.com/board/view/?id=undertale&no=671538
>>151245154
shut up nerd
>>151245159
There's NOTHING homo about admiring the blossoming maturity of a well-toned man!
>>151245070
she may not get it but she's definitely a gote
>>151244720
>>151244940
>too short
Ugh, that sucks. I didn't buy it on release because the reviews sounded kinda mixed and the friend that I've played through the first two games with wasn't interested in BL anymore.
I'll probably pick it up for cheap during a steam sale at some point to give it a shot anyway
>>151245217
Girls don't use the internet.
They shouldn't know what it is, either. Their inferior brains couldn't handle all the lights.
>>151244795
Asriel shouldn't be playing basketball anyways. They should have him in some kind of grass eating competition like disgusting goat like him should be doing.
>>151245132
Jesus I remember the translated version of this
Even fucking Dio isn't this weird with blood like Chara is here
And he's a goddamn vampire
>>151245395
That sounds like the right way to go. Idk. It's alright. It definately won't blow you away and there's parts where you might get bored. And everything that the presequel does for the story of Borderlands you can just read about and get the same effect because we all know what happens before and next. Jack rises to power. Here's how. The end.
Playing as Wilhelm and Athena was fucking rad, though.
>>151245070
Honey, we can play these word games all day. With hazy definitions like these, a gote doesn't even have a meaning. We might as well be emotionally grunting at each other.
I want to **watch blade runner with Asriel**
>>151245473
You take that back!
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO TALK ABOUT
WHY WON'T THIS DAMN PLACE LET ME LEAVE
>>151245154
what?
overwatch is fun though?
Fill in the blanks:
"Wow, I can't believe that Asgore seriously thinks he has a change with Toriel again! She's clearly happy with Sans, what a dumb fucking c_ck!"
>>151244983
That hit me really hard for some reason
>tfw cant even enjoy potted flowey stuff anymore
What's it like to kiss a flower?
>>151244460
Night doogz! Sleep Well
>>151245685
I really like melancholy potted flower comics. Not completely sure why, probably a combination of my latent SAVE urges combined with me relating to Flowey a fare bit.
>>151245395
i probably shouldn't have preordered it but if you can get it for a cheaper price it might be worth it.
the new guns were kinda cool and wilhelm was awesome, was replaying BL2 recently and had fond memories of him.
>>151245154
It's not for everyone. I'd play overwatch but I have to wait for my new computer to get herethough it seems like im a little late on this specific bandwagon
>>151245154
Wrong general
>>151245786
>diabetic toriel with a beard
This artist is a fucking degenerate
>>151245916
I wonder, can monsters even be diabetic, considering how they magically digest their food?
>>151237607
And with this one, I'm gonna head to bed, but I'll try to do some requests tomorrow morning. G'nite guys!
>>151245623
sometimes we have really good threads where funny stuff happens, it was slow all day today though
good fanart and drawfags
nice people
habits are hard to shake
(You)s feel nice
misplaced hope that something new will happen
>>151245994
It's great!
>>151245994
Thanks Broba
also good night
Asgore - Reinhardt
Toriel - Mercy
Chara- Reaper
Sans - Torbjorn
Papyrus - Genji
Undyne - Zarya
Alphys - Symmetra
Frisk - Bastions
>>151246116
>Frisk - Bastions
you mean Zenyatta
>>151246116
If we could re-imagine Zenyatta I think Frisk would be better as him.
>>151246116
Mettaton- D.VA
>>151246116
Frisk is definitely Zenyatta, perhaps Asriel could be Bastion?
>>151245623
But we still find stuff to talk about, anon!
We'll never leave. There's too many pics to post, drawfags to request shit to, headcanons to argue about, characters to love characters to hate, anons to talk to, and updates/merch to look forward too.
I love utg.
>>151246116
Fuck overwatch more like overhyped am I right
>>151246116
Frisk is Mercy.
>>151245623
It's cause I fell for the goat meme
>>151246351
No
Overwatch is pretty awesome.
>>151244631
USE FORKS, GODDAMMIT
I haven't posted here in months and I see that these threads are being overruled by goteposting.
What happened?
>>151246578
It's always been like that. If anything, they're tamer than they were before
Hey, utg. Been working on this from last night. It's not perfect, but it's good enough for now. Next up is improving the flowey one, then maybe some requests.
>>151246578
Frick did it
>>151246116
>>151246382
Mercy is literally Alphys
>>151246630
Looks nice! Sans is a bit flat, but it's still nice!
>>151246578
Asriel isn't that bad, he's a big part of the game like him or not
His hardcore fans however, are weird
>>151245604
Asriel deserves literally nothing, and anything he does get he should feel blessed to receive.
>>151246116
Papyrus - Nekros
Oh wait, wrong game
>>151246578
>no goteposting
>people wonder where all the asrielfags went
>goteposting
>people complain about asrielfags
>>151246578
wuh
there's always been goat spam
>>151246630
I love this lazy log sans
>>151246578
skeletons are still posted but they don't talk to each other as much as goatfags do.
>>151246578
skeleton posting is rare but still happens.those are the times i live for.
>>151246578
>/utg/
>surprised at goteposting
>>151246578
Are you the guy that keeps posting Soriel? We've been free of it for a while.
>>151246782
Just because people wonder where you go doesn't mean you aren't shitty.
>>151246641
what'd i do
>>151246782
I just fucking hate goats ever since the...accident.
>>151246240
>Mettaton - D.VA
>>151246949
>he doesn't know
Isn't it funny that everyone has moved on except you?
>>151246941
There is literally nothing wrong with goteposting.
>>151247106
Nah, we still got people. And I still enjoy my time here. Why leave?
>>151247114
Kill yourself you fucking cock munching cockapede
>>151247114
Yeah I'm fine with it.
>>151246814
I'd dump an entire graveyard's worth of skeletons into the thread if the image limit didn't exist
>>151247114
Yup.
Literally nothing wrong.
Alright guys.
Early morning /utg/ confession time.
Have to be game related.
>>151247283
i killed papyrus on my first run. i'm sorry.
>>151247114
>>151247242
All posting is good.
>>151247283
I still want to SAVE Chara
I was hesitant of doing the TP run because I thought Flowey would kill everyone in retaliation
Alphys was okay
>>151247324
Why?
>>151247202
Yknow, without Flowey this wouldn't even be recognizable as UT fanart. I still like it though
>>151247283
I'm an Asrielfag and I still want to SAVE him
>>151247283I accidentally looked at Asriel's sprite online before reaching the true pacifist ending.
>>151247283
I haven't played undertale since February
>>151247283
this >>151247405 and I haven't touched the game since I played true pacifistim a wimp and i dont want to disturb their happy ending
>>151247403
I think it was some post Ultra TP fanart, there was more of it but it was kinda boring.
>>151247085
i mean i have some ideas
>>151244631
I would eat that Frisk desu
>>151247283
Wow, you got some pretty bad confessions. Sorry man wish I had a good one for you.
>>151247578
DO NOT
>>151247576
Honestly it all went to shit when you invented Asrielle
>>151247514
Ultra TP? How was Chara saved and not Asriel when Chara is like, confirmed to be dead?
Also, pic related as case in point
>>151247651
i didn't invent rule 63
>>151247702
we got the point when you made the original post you didnt need to waste an image editing out a flower
>>151247702
I think that Flowey and Asriel became different entities for some reason, but this was all three weeks ago, so I don't quite remember.
I also found desertale Chara.
>>151247283
I wanted to write some sort of light-hearted adventure story starring the skelebros and Undyne, something similar in tone and set-up to the Paper Mario games where they travel to different areas in the underground, meet new characters, defeat a thing/solve something/collect a thing, move to the next area and repeat until they have everything they need yadda yadda, but I'm lazy as hell, it wouldn't mesh well with canon, and I'd be the only one reading it.
>>151247784
Honestly, who cares about "wasting" images? We can always just make a new thread. Is a moment of delay really so terrible?
>>151247702
I'm fairly sure this is supposed to be a play on Yume Nikki
Real skeleton hours start now
>>151247991
Too big to post so here
https://e621.net/post/show/964864/amazingartistyellow-animated-animated_skeleton-bat
>>151248073
fucking kiddo...
>>151247283
killing sans was the funnest thing in undertale
>>151248073
>on the FORBODEN SITE OF SIN
no no sorry I can't click that nope no sin todau
>>151247283
Here's a really big one. You guys might call me insane after confessing this but hey, this is just a video game board and I'm anonymous, so I guess I'm safe to admit this.First things first, I'm depressed, thats no big surprise or anything, I don't have motivation to do anything in life but die, that's not that problem, the problem came when I started to personify these depressive thoughts with the voice of omega flowey, combine this with my mass amounts of daydreaming and a strong ability, then you have the kind of situations I get into like this morning, when I was debating with myself on whether I should get out of bed daydreaming up a conversation with flowey ending up with me hugging my pillow while daydreaming about hugging him, then I fell asleep. This happens way too often, I know this is because I'm depressed.
The worst part is I'm becoming attached to "flowey", which is very bad, because I'm becoming attached to these counter productive thoughts, but they're just so alluring, because it's so much easier to just sleep or eat food than actually do anything productive.
>>151247991
>>151248232
It's not lewd. Promise.
>>151248238
Floweyfags are fucking psycho confirmed.
>>151248238
Uh... have you considered seeing a therapist?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10958229
No middle ground. Pick the one that you think is most accurate.
>>151247991
No, no, you're doing it all wrong. Let me show you.
REAL
RATTLE
HOURS
SPIN THAT MF WHEEL
>>151248238
You need professional help.
I'm high as shit and csn't stop posting skeletons
also this http://gradientforest.com/old.html#
>>151248468
SPIN THE WHEEL!
>>151247991
>>151248468
best hours
>>151248442
Easily worse by a country mile
>>151248473
Anon what the Hell is this
It hurts my eyes.
>follow a skeleposter on Twitter
>they immediately start lewd goatposting
Why
>>151248442
i mostly leave others alone to enjoy whatever they want and try not to judge. i don't really know how you would define a 'good poster' though.
>>151248629
skeleposters are known to haveNO FUCKING CHILL REAL RATTLE HOURS
>>151248712
>NO FUCKING CHILL
>>151248238
Oh hey, I do something similar, but with a different character and with more positive results. I personified my inner nagging mom and cheerleader instead.
Get some therapy man, it helps.
>>151247991
skelehour best hour
>>151248629
Sounds like my kind of skeleposters
>>151248602
Here have another version http://gradientforest.com/#
>>151248629
What's the problem here exactly?
>>151248774
WE GETTIN WILD
post skeletonsin fashionable clothing
>>151247976
Yeah I got a Yume Nikki vibe from it too
really late nice
>>151248659
It's entirely up to you. I'm really curious as to how people see themselves compared to others. Even just as to whether they identify more closely with the word "better" or "worse". Does a person's ego win out and cause them to call themselves better? Does their ego lead them to call themselves worse in an effort to seem humble? Which is it?
>>151248924
YEAH!
>>151248380
that was confirmed ages ago...
>>151248473
It's like the 80s met a pride parade.
>>151248924
Fucking captcha spooked me
>>151249162
The anti-abortion billboard is more amusing
>>151249162
>selecting every image except for the ones with the billboards
Scoundrel.
>>151249162
SKELS ARE REAL
PANIC
We had skeletons earlier today
Post some fish
>>151249162
yo whenever it tells me to pick billboards theres actually never any fucking billboards and i get really mad. sweet spook though, got me too
>>151249001
i think people like the soriel poster and people who look to post cringe or bait and shit on other characters constantly are the worst posters. as long as you mind your own business and maybe have yourself some hearty shitposts you're an alright poster.
Even if you post things people don't agree with, as long as you don't spam or actively try to be annoying, you're an alright poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOKVMWc9fM
>>151249309
>being an undynefag
>being cucked by a socially retarded fictional lizard
>>151249383
But I like the lizard too, so what does that make me?
>>151249309
>>151248659
my criteria
-are they a rude, aggressive asshole y/n
if no they are a good poster
-do they contribute new stuff to the thread in some capacity, whether it's artwork, fics, discussion, music, links to stuff y/n
if yes they are a fantastic poster
-do they make me laugh y/n
if yes they are in the highest ranks of all posters
>>151249442
A cuckola.
You know the other humans that fell down didn't have to be kids like frisk
>You will never fall down into the underground
>>151249372fuckingkiddo...
>>151249334
I found out today in another thread that you can change it back to number captcha in the settings.
>>151249309
why not both?
>>151249452
>>151249372
Seth Rogan?
>>151249606
>you can change it back to number captcha in the settings.
Oh fucking christ are serious
>>151249682
That guy who got shot in the back?
>>151249613
this guy knows whats up
>>151249678
id fuck that
>>151249334
Captcha's are always spooking me for no reason
>>151249613
>>151249729
You got it!
>>151248387
>>151248471
>>151248785
I've considered it, definitely, but hey, if I do I'm just not going to mention the whole flowey thing.
>>151249692
It only took me two years to find out. It's just a simple checkbox in the settings menu, in the Quotes and Replying section.
>>151249825
Not mentioning taking after a soulless demonic flower to your therapist does seem like a good idea
>>151249825
I would recommend telling them about it.
>>151249779Me too
>>151249809
Nothing has ever been able to top the clown nuke for me.
>>151249606
HORY SEEET
>>151249813
I want a game based on their friendship
>>151249941
just look at that beautiful smile
>>151249959
Man all I ever get are statues of Stalin or random MBTs.
>>151249959I got a cat abortion once in a pasta captcha.Wasnt hungry for awhile after that
Who is your favorite contentfag and why?
RIP Image limit
2014-2016
He died in agonizing pain, begging for a release from his miserable existence.
>>151249825
That flowey thing is a coping mechanism that you've admitted has become counter-productive and intrusive, it's something you certainly need to talk about. You can probably get away with mentioning what kind of character he is and why he appeals to you if you're too embarrassed to mention specifics.
>>151250136
Myself
>>151250136
pumpkin, cute
>>151250136
Broba because he's a funny drunk.
>>151250137
He had it coming.
>>151250136
Broba because he wanr to draw
>>151250136
pumpkin, crybleat and brobafett are cool. also anonymous people who make art are all awesome too. and whoever drew this.
There is some gold in these comments, I swear.
>>151250414
i want to murder this gote and skin it for its pelt that i will make into shoes for the winter
>>151250136
all my favorites are writefags and all of them are dead
>>151250475
Uh
Uhm
I don't know how to really respond to this.
It's like the forth time I have reread this and I do not truly appreciate the content of this comment.
>>151250510
RIP Anon. Who all did you like?
>>151249959
Hey, it's Australia!
>>151250136
Broba and the Guayo person for funny factor and speed. Pumpkin for cute. Anons for really charming art that makes me laugh and smile. The anon who draws a real nice Sans seems chill.
>>151250620
Zack, did you see that? Australia, in the coffee. What could it mean? Could the Raincoat Killer be shitposting on 4chan?
Can we talk about how good the music is? I just wanted to say the soundtrack "Home" is one of my favorite songs, especially because how some notes are intentionally awkward to represent the awkward tension between Toriel and the player when she invites you to her home.
>>151250580skull, DF, chestcold, milka, motif, and some of the randos who appeared every now and again
>>151250738
ASGORE and Hopes and Dreams still get me hyped the fuck up with an equal dose of sad. Have an ASGORE remix on me.
https://youtu.be/rCcuQXSvDtQ
>>151250758Patriciantastes.
Post your late night tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZfBBp-j6I
>>151250886
Storyshift is so good for music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dMAcQ8L9r0
>>151250886
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zNd4apsr3WE
>>151250719
whoa, seeing my name freaked me out a bit
>>151250136
Caribun and Cry
>>151251023Uhh, this is unit five, over. Suspect confirmed for shitposting on 4chan, dispatch the party van.
>>151251116YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIaaydK0blY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alBMKXedj-g
>>151251023
It's from the game Deadly Premonition. The main character (who's basically Dale Cooper) constantly turns aside to talk with his companion Zack, who doesn't seem to exist.
>>151251234
>Voice acting
You fucking madman.
>>151250738
>>151250886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyT-EqLNJ_M
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>>151251324
HAIL CHAOS
>>151251324
What did I do now?
What did I do now???
>>151250886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLfIKdAvBbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHVupikyoAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnJr9TownzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd46W1Xei50
>tfw you can't ever have the same discussion of Undertale the first time you played it because /v/ hates Undertale and the popularity it brought in
>also some of the fandom is bad, but that's pretty much every fandom that is big. A wider net catches more fish and in this case the fish are bad.
>>151251324
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
>>151251410
The entire fandom is obsessed with Sans. Face it, we're the outgroup.
>>151250886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8HeF1_v9-w
>>151251410
At least you have us.
>>151251493
..that's obsessed with Asriel.
>>151251547
Yeah, but Asriel is actually a good character, unlike that lazy piece of shit
>>151251341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xaeIv1KkOY
Better?
>>151251547
Hey! I'm obsessed with Chara, Undyne, and Asgore!
flowey
>>151251547
There's literally nothing wrong with being obsessed with Asriel.
>>151250968
how do neutral routes work with that AU
toriel should flip the fuck out if you kill asriel regardless of your other murders
>>151251778
This flower knows what's up
>>151251798
Don't worry, that's not a concern because nobody would be heartless enough to kill Asriel
>>151251547
I don't like Asriel at all though.
>>151251798
I think she does, like how Undyne flips out and refuses to speak to you if you kill Paps.
>>151251778
>turd on a blue background
why do you post this
>>151251795
there's literally nothing wrong with being obsessed with the skeletons either.
>>151251890
Well that's because you're a Jew.
>>151251865
I'd kill him. I'd kill him dead. Like with a rock or something.
>>151251967
Oy vey the goyim know
How do I animate, holy shit
>>151252019
Perfect! It's Flowe on crack!
>>151252019
You need more frames of animation for the transition.
>>151252019
for starters maybe you should make an undertale character to post here not a flickering turd i mean really now why do you people all insist on posting animated turds here
>>151252019
add more frames, move more things in said frames, sell your soul to become better. just brainstorming here
>>151252019
make it faster!
>>151251596
I thought it was pretty good.
>>151252080
>>151251901
delete this
>>151252019
squash and stretch, nigga
>>151252186
>squash
>stretch
What are either of those things?
>>151252293
it doesn't get any more clear than that man.
>>151252293
>Squash
squish yourself down
>stretch
really obvious man. Stretch.
>>151252293
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squash_and_stretch
Also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_basic_principles_of_animation
>>151252293
Crack and snap while you are at it.
>>151252293
google 'Principles of Animation'
>>151252186
this gif is real nice and all but the smile on sans fat lil skull looks more like a grimace to me and his dance looks more like he's got a squirrel trapped in his coat
>>151244631
10% cheeky 90% based
>>151252116
Is this better
>>151252293
>squash
any of various fruits of plants (genusCucurbita) of the gourd family widely cultivated as vegetables
>stretch
to straighten or extend one's body or a part of one's body to its full length, typically so as to tighten one's muscles or in order to reach something.
>>151252440
can a flower have a seizure
do I call an ambulance or a Lowe's Garden Center
>>151252440
Oh merciful god
Please help this poor anon.
>>151252293
Okay, holy shit. One at a time. I'm not normally one to complain about (You)s, but I don't need to know that 6 of you now have my inadequacy in mind.
>>151252548
Just trying to help, man.
>>151252548
im not gonna stop giving you (You)s until its perfect. get crackin boy
>>151252440
Faster.
>>151252360
Pic related
is this a reference to something
Soriel?
>>151252793
either way he's right, she's pretty hot
>>151252793
Sure, there's enough other stupid shipping that occurs here anyways.
>>151252793
Yes.
>>151247283
I've played 2.5 runs
First run was a neutral run, saving main characters but knifing almost everyone else, killing flowey at the endbecuase he fucking killed the king REEEE I wanted to do that and become king REEEE
Second run was a pacifist run etc
Third run was genocide but I felt so bad after killing Undyne I reset and left Frisk in Toriel's house.
>>151246578
>this guy comes back
>>151252865
>>151252793
>this happens
I'm so surprised.
>>151252953
>t.
>>151252734
It's the fastest it can let me go!
>>151252662
Hey wait, I'm not that anon. I've only been posting the gifs so far.
>>151252953
hey man, I just like AUs. Im not that guyPapgore is superior
>>151253007
no thanks i prefer coffee
>>151253007
Alberto barbosans
Goodnight anons. I hope you all have a great sleep/day.
>>151250738
You are my nigga. I kinda wish there was more to do around the house just for the sake of listening in to the music
>>151253151
eat shit and die
>>151253151
Good night!
you guys ever think that >>151253271 could be pumpkin or something? we wouldn't ever know. i think about it a lot
name a character
>>151253475
Undyne.
>>151253475
Flowey
>>151253475
jerry
>>151253475
papyrus?
>>151253430
I've wondered that myself. A sort of Dr. Jekyll Ms. Hyde sort of situation. By day the cute drawfag everyone knows, and loves. By night the meanest shitposter you'll ever see.
>>151253475
Roll Fizzlebeef!
Buff Plankchest!
Whip Slagcheek!
wait, did you mean an undertale character?
>none of the fics im reading have updated in weeks
what am I supposed to DO at 1 am?
>>151253730
find more fics to read. that's what im doing right now.
Toriel is one great milf.
>>151253730
eat slim jims and cry
>>151253730
jerk off
>>151253771
You got that right.
>>151253730
What are you in the mood for?
>>151253475
Flameo Hotsman
Hot Coldman
Arty Aflame
>>151253475
So what happens now?
>>151253792
to WHAT though?
>>151253765
>>151253787
I just might
>>151253823
>What are you in the mood for?
m/m. a writer whose first language is english preferably.
>>151253950
I assume youre talking about Tacit being dead then? He might be a Fin but he writes well.
>>151253950
>a writer whose first language is english preferably.
Damn, and I had all these great Russian Undertale fics for ya.
>>151253950
>to WHAT though?me_____
>>151253950
>a writer whose first language is english preferably.
Just because English is their primary language doesn't mean they'll be able tor make a coherent fanfic.
what instrument would each character playwho would play the mayonnaise
>>151254250
We already know Undyne plays the piano.
>>151254250
Napstablook would play the sound mixer.
>>151254250
Toriel feels very warm.
>>151254348
asgore canonically plays the harmonica get your bullshit headcanons outta here
>>151254495
that's not how you spell the tuba
>>151254250
>Mettaton
Every instrument.Including the mayonnaise.
>>151252019
sketch animation
draw keyframes
draw frames inbetween
>>151253494
>>151253530
>>151253531
>>151253556
>>151252781
I want to get off Papyrus' wild ride.
>>151254761
i thought this was going to be used for some horrific fucked up purpose. that's just dandy.
>>151253430
That would be hilarious. Pumpkin turns out to be the biggest asshole.
>>151254823
>>151254761
Me too. It's why I said Flowey.
>>151254761now draw em fuckin
>>151253475
Sans the badtime cool daddy giving fucking kiddos bad times with on fire eye and fuzzy coat and Papyrus's hotpants
>>151254617
At the same time?
>>151254761
I mean, if you're gonna draw a canon Undyne then why not do it for the other characters?
taking drawing requests
>>151254974
Blooky giving Hapsta the smoochies
>>151254974
Shyren getting blown away by a strong wind
>>151254974
edgegoat frisk
>>151254974
undynebutt naked
>>151254974
This but with Asriel.
Ayy, I did it! Bit rough, but I did it!
>>151254974
A 20 dollar bill with Frisk's face on it?
>>151254250
I picture goats with long fingers and hand span, so I see them as string players, like the lute or the guitar. Something where they have a natural lateral advantage.
>>151254348
Would be cool to see a picture of both Asgore and Toriel doing an acoustic duet with each other.
>>151255080
wow thats actually really good
>>151254974
grillby as a young lad.
>>151254974
I guess this, please >>151255109
>>151255109I planned to write a comic page where Asgore plays while Toriel sings that song but thats not happening.
>>151254974
alphys fucking dying
>>151254974
Monster kid fucking dying
>>151254974
you and me fucking dying
pixel art makes me want to kill myself
undertale
>>151255080
Amazing anon!I'm still going to keep the seizure Flowey too.
>>151254974
/utg/ fucking dying
>>151254974
this anon >>151255412 fucking dying
>>151255392
What're you making anon?
>>151255080
consider this
make the background blue with clouds and a little happy sun
then when flowey winks make the sky red clouds black and froawny face sun
All you fuckers need determination.
>>151255546
then replace flowey with toriel
>>151255619
We need adventures and lore, but we get there with determination.
>>151255619
What would happen if frisk lost to The Undying would she like burn out and fizzle away?
>>151255412
>>151255120
Thanks, guys, I appreciate it.
>>151255546
But I want to be doneand asleep
>>151255619
i need affection and love
nice grades are cool too though
>>151255737
Yep, she'd melt. I think someone made a comic about it.
>>151255619
im determined to die
>>151255491
nothing undertale related atm, just wanted to try something
https://65.media.tumblr.com/d864274e04b2078e7dcbc491690938c0/tumblr_oboqw94J7v1v7yvi4o1_250.png
>>151255473
Haha! Sue me!
>>151255795
hi dad
>>151250886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_O2mscWDBo
>>151255925
I-is that a Jojo pose?
Specifically, a Killer Queen pose?
>>151250886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjT0p2z4hGg
>>151255778
Found it.
>>151255997
What if she absorbed the human soul? Obviously she wouldn't do that but would she be able to sustain herself then?
>>151250886
Fuckin' love this song, love this album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrG_x89Ke3g
>>151249839
Oh you guys never found that out? Its been giving me these really hard word ones lately though
>>151256086
That's an Interesting Idea. I think so? She'd have a tough time maintaining control of Frisk's soul, though.
>>151256086
On the other hand she's pretty gung-ho about that whole "7 souls so Asgore can be god" thing, so I think she might just give it up and die off.
PUMPKIN ANON CROSSBREEDSLITTLEGREENPUMPKINS
What if Phil and Jack fell into the Underground
>>151256548
>Phil and Jack
>>151254882
?
>>151256548
What if Moonman fell into the underground
>>151250886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8_6I9QuWwQ
>>151255957
It is!
>>151256685
v. sexy and hot and so original you should sell t-shirts
>>151256548
>>151256801
What if FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan fell into the underground?
>>151256890
He dies from coffee deprivation.
>>151256541
Could you not?
>>151256541I want one.
>>151256890
What if Bane fell into the underground?
>>151256956
What if shrek fell into the underground?
>>151256143
It's a cool song.
>>151256674
Phil's from the soil, Jack's from the P.I.
>>151256956
He would break Asgores back on his knee.
>>151257045
He'd act all annoyed but really like the other monsters probably. He'd not stand out that much.
>>151257104
>what and what?
>>151257045
He finds a secluded swamp in Waterfall.
anybody got the 'wario falls underground' screencap, I know it's somewhere in my files but I'm lazy
>>151257139
Goddamnit, now i'm imaging a sort of shrek and donkey thing going on with shrek and papyrus.
>>151257194
>"Ogres are like onions"
>"They're squids?"
>"No"
>"They're kawai?"
<"No, onions have layers! Ogres have layers!"
>>151257045
>Shrek's entire motivation for crossing the barrier is to go home and sit on his ass at his swamp
>I just want to go home to mah swamp!
>>151257045
>>151250886
https://soundcloud.com/zimtardmemetrash/all-star-sansloid
>>151255080
>sparkling turd.gif
stop this
>>151241527
Charisma.
>>151257579
Good night, anon!
>>151255069
i swear i saw this request a few months back
>>151254974
All the other main characters sacrificing their souls to bring back sweet child Asriel, who leaves the Underground only to be immediately gangraped by you and the other Asriel lusters
I see there are some posts here about this thread having low activity but where I come from2ch, the Russian comfy 4chanthere are like one post per half o' day and every, like, hundredth post is about /utg/ being dead and shit. Hell, our OP posted his 500+ pictures pack yesterdayhalf of them is Asriel, usually nakedonly because other anon told him to keep the thread up.
You guys are not dead at all, you're pretty alive.Excuse my English please
>>151258293
>Russian
You mean Japanese, right? Unless it's a different 2ch.
>>151258293
Well it's only natural the Roosian one is dead. Slavs don't like cute goats.
>>151258443
No, I mean 2ch.
2ch.hk. I'm sure you heard of it.
>>151258509
Ironically, no. There are only Undyne and Asriel worshipping.
>>151250886
Fell asleep to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVojsqamvTQ
>>151258645
Well, that's half good taste!
>>151257986
Hahaa! Thanks Crybleat!Yeah it was me. No one ever did it though.
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>151258764
I WANT TO FUCK THE FISH
>>151258293
Damn, you guys are being tortured. Only one picture\soundless webm? Really?
We can post four pics/webms with sounds.Or even eight if you buy a passcode
remember when Papyrus saved everyone by fucking killing Chara?
>>151258764
That's ok anon. It happens sometimes. Don't feel too bad about it.
>>151258764
we all have our desires
>>151255080
>>151250886
https://youtu.be/8H5TvPQOn74
>>151258746
im sorry
>>151259006
if fandom is to be believed, Sans has the most desires even
i love you guys
>>151258890
No but I remember when he killed the hack.
>>151259239
i love you too
>>151259229
I would be surprised if Sans didn't have the most people wanting to fuck him but hey different tastes and all that
>>151238334
It's never too late to post cutegoat.
>>151259316
Toby had it coming desu
>>151259584
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151259584
RIP
>Got out of bed and fell down and hit my foot on the metal part of it
>Really bad cut on my tor
>Can't get it to stop bleeding
>Tissue are piling up
Really worried
What do I do? I won't have to get stitches or something will I? I'm really scared /utg/
>>151259984
I'll tell your family about these, your last words.
>>151260051
Oh god anon please no. I'm scared to tell my mom about it because it's my sister's first day back at school and I don't want to stress them out. She's out dropping her off right now
>>151259984
How long has it been? Has the bloodflow decreased? If it hasn't, see a doctor.
>>151259984
Call 911 or your family/friends for assistance.
>>151260117
I'm not sure. Ten minutes maybe? I don't know, I think it's lessend a bit now, but I didn't know it was bleeding at first and I just tried to lay down for a couple of minutes before I touched it
>>151260192
at least call one of those 24/7 hotlines with a registered nurse/doctor on the other end.
>>151260139
I think I'm gonna tell my mom when she gets back, I really really don't want to have to go to the hospital for this
>>151260192
R.I.P
>>151255154
RIP ToeAnon 19XX-2016
Gone, but not Forgottoen
>>151260301
>>151260816
P-Please no I'm still here I'm gonna be okay right?
>>151260283
You either see a doctor or you die.
RIP
>>151255221
>>151260891
How's the bleeding? If it hasn't let up much you should really go to the ER.
>>151260947
It's let up a lot I think but it's still there. I think I'm gonna call my mom now
>>151260936
i'm glad we're finally getting some accurate alphys suicides
Safe travels and try to stick to the main roads, unless of course you wish to find trouble.
Geez either the anons are suicidal or in mortal danger.
/utg/ won't die but the anons might.
>>151261238
I do what I want!
EXPLORE ALL THE CAVES!
SET OFF ALL THE TRAPS!
>>151261440
>Even setting off traps that weren't even traps
>>151261416
we already lost a lot of asrielfags to a suicide pact
>>151260541
shit that's good.
>>151261416
dont worry, it'll be hard for me to commit suicide while im in hospital
>>151261238
I need Varna Stones badly to recharge my magic stuff in style. I could just go to an enchanter, but that's not half as fun.
https://youtu.be/unXO0xDnq3s
How do you feel about professor Layton?
Well there (almost) goes the image limit. Time for a roll call.
Botfag here
Back into textpost hours we go.
>>151261810
Other botfag.
>>151261810
Fish.
>>151261810
My favorite character that I also post the most is Asgore
>>151261810
lizardfag reporting in
>>151261810
Tamrielic Momfag brewing potions
>>151259239
>>151259321
nicepants.png
>>151261810
frisk!
>>151262024
>nicepants
>frisk
What
nicepants is a cute ship
Good morning /utg/, I love you!
>>151262617
Good morning!
okay guys my mom came back and helped me and said I was gonna be okay and that I didn't have to go to the hospital. It still feels bad and kind of gross but I think I'm gonna be okay, thank you for your help and for being here for em
Just wanted to remind you that Asgore is not gay or bi-curious and would never do something with a man.
>>151262764
That's good to know. I'm glad you're okay.
>>151262764
No problem. Glad yo hear that you're all right.
>>151262764
well, as long as you're living enough to post.
careful not to get it infected, could get grosser
>>151262187
Nicepants is cute and gay
>>151262815
>
>>151262815
>>151262830
thank you guys!
>>151262803
Requesting someone edit Asgore out of this post.
>>151262510an completely non-canon
>>151262764
Grab a bunch of paper towel and ducttape it in place
>>151262882that too, yes
but still cute
>>151261992
Mom, could you please tell me about alchemy?
>>151262842
>>151262882
>>151262908
but how would their relationship survive while nicecream is serving time for fucking murdering frisk?
>>151262803
I have a lot of fanart that says different though
>>151262908you are cute
>>151263054
Burgs would visit him in prison whenever possible.
>>151255315
>>151255376
>>151255440
>>151255473
http://imgur.com/a/wzZ8W
thats all for now i guess good night
>>151263149
Goodnight, sleep well.
>>151263149
>http://imgur.com/a/wzZ8W
thank you. It's marvelous
What is the worst /utg/ meme
>>151263149
Good night!
>>151263252
frick
>>151263056
And I have a lot of fanart of your mom sucking dick. What does that say?
>>151263252
thinking that shitting on contentfags is better than a shitty contentfag
>>151263328
canon means nothing
>>151263149
That's one hot looking utg
Is Deadbolt good?
>>151263328
Please don't get mad that people want to fuck Asgore
>>151263442
It has a really good OST at least
>>151262853
Just wanted to remind you that Anon is not gay or bi-curious and would never do something with a man.
/utg/ I'm hungry
>>151263572
hi hungry
>>151263481i think im kinda bi-curious
it's more likely im just lonely
and want someone cute to hug me
>>151263481
This is just wrong
let's say one good thing about our least favorite contentfag
a good thing about frick ishes mortal and will die eventually
>>151263727
nothing gay about wanting hugs
>>151263383
i can maybe give you an artist or two, but we never had a writefag worth dick, just varying levels of cringe
MY COMPUTER KEEPS FUCKING UP
WHAT THE FUCK 95% OF THE RAM IS BEING USED
WHATS IT DOING?
>>151263808
I'm in ur computer
Downloading prons
>>151263467
I am just simply pointing out the obvious. Don't get mad at the truth.
>>151263862
I don't understand why you would be so rude. Can't we all just be friends?
>>151264017
That's a bummer, I like all of you guys so I was hoping we could stay in comfy friendly hours
>>151263021Well, to start of on the basics, many items in our world can be broken down into fundamental magicka properties. These ingredients can imbue you with things like lessened fatigue, a brief fortification against the cold depending, but the wonder of alchemy is combining these items, these ingredients into potent potions. It's a disciplined craft that attracts creative minds to try all different sorts of things. I'd love to share my knowledge, but a little auto-didact hurts no one. Here, take this tome. http://www.imperial-library.info/content/fundaments-alchemy
>>151264079
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF
why don't we bully momfags more?
>>151263481
blatantly non canon
>>151264170
the only momfag worth bullying hasn't been here in like a month
>>151264170
Because momfags are the biggest shit posters
>>151264161
It's okay anonI forgive you
>>151264170
I'm a Torifag, but bullying doesn't bother me, just don't give a shit.
>>151264272
Who is that?
>>151264326
This
Bullying does nothing because we already know Toriel is best goat
>>151264309
... why are you being... so nice to me?
>>151264079
We can stay friends.
As long as you accept that Asgore would never fuck you or any other guy.
>>151264441
Because I want you to be happy
That's all I ever wanted
>>151264170
contentfags are more fun when they get angry
STARTING MY FIRST EVER GENOCIDE RUN
Tips and tricks?
>>151264549
... What are you doing? Do you really think I've learned anything from this?
>>151264509
True, I suppose he could enjoy bottoming
how do you feel aboutskeletons in heat
FUCK YOU FRICK YOU FAGGOT
FUCK YOU MSPG YOU TALENTLESS FUCK
FUCK YOU BROBA YOU DRUNK
FUCK YOU PUMPKIN YOUperfect little angel
>>151264650
Stack up on healing items
Throw away old weapons and clothing.
Use the pan, not the knive.
Kill Glyde
Ignore Jerry, you don't actually need to kill him for Genocide.
>>151264678
That's still 'fucking', you moron
morning utg, how was the sleep?
>>151264932
very deep and very long
Asgore isokay
>>151264689
i prefer my skeletons in cold.
>>151264651
Sparing me won't change anything. Banning me is the only way to end this.
If you let me live... I'll come back.
I'll keep shitposting.
>>151265014
Okay utg give me your most controversial opinion
>>151265303
People can have wrong opinions and bad taste
>>151265358
Like who?
>>151265393
EveryoneEspecially (You)
>>151265303
Charrator is canon
>>151265508
your canon
>>151265303
Toriel is the real villain
>>151265651
Nah she's just useless
>>151265651
Controversial, not retarded.
>>151265862
t.angry momfag
>>151265303
Asgore did nothing wrong
Finish up your business here and move on
>>151266008
>>151266008
>>151266008
>>151266008
>>151266008
once upon a time
Is it time to lewd anons and pretend we could ever meet up in real life and fuck like horny rabbits?
>>151266669
I want to fuck your mouth
>>151266786
Well, thank you, anon.
But unfortunately I don't think I can get active in this. I rather chose to watch others do it.
>>151266842
It's okay, I don't actually go for any of this anon stuff and was just trying to make you feel better
>>151267010
Well, it's nice you tried.
smol anons a cute
>>151269463
big anons too
>>151269908
For you
>>151271021Yes, for me
Last for making anon happy in bed