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]tf2g] TEAM FORTEESSS TWO GEENRRAL

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aesthetically pleasing edition

last >>151065889

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) (embed) pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed) (embed) (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed) (embed)(embed) (embed)

>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
http://pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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dead on arrival
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>That OP picture

I'M MAD
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that is the ugliest scunt set i've ever seen
third for best pyro loadout
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>>151225276
the kid that posted it acts exactly like viva
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http://tf2r.com/ktotres.html
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I love when shitters comment on our Profiles. This was posted on Blaris' profile just now after a Casual game where this kid did more typing than playing
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get the fuck out viva
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>>151225530
I played a game of powerhouse with that guy, he was engy and kept yelling at us in chat to take his teleporter

not kidding
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>Atomizer allows for silly movement, especially when paired with the Winger. Because melee weapons aren't really used much, there's no real downside to it because there's no passive downside.

uh oh
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>>151225697
I just came back from having fucked off, though

>>151225478
Who?

>>151225726
You ought to check out Blaris' profile. We copied a wall of text that that 4ever typed out during our game

http://steamcommunity.com/id/blaris
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>Scouts have low health
>Scout actually has default health
really makes you think
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gunboats need a nerf desu
(or all other secondaries need a buff)
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>>151225480
i tried the dh + battalion's backup combo but it took everyone at least 10 deaths to realize they can just run the charge n' targe and be immune to my rockets

2 demoknights ended up doing nothing but chase me around the map

fun combo though
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>>151226987
use it with the equalizer
the damage scaling is based of % health so you can usually 1-shot demoknights at half health
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>>>/trash/4617538
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>playing tf2 after the MYM update

please PLEASE tell me none of you do this
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tahts a funny pic
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yes buddy none of us in the team fortress 2 general play the game of course
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>playing tf2

u mightg be gay i f= u do this
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>>151227849
Just finished doing some

>>151228545
Except I'm definitely heterosexual
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Imagine you lost the ability to feel pain in your tongue and ended up chewing and eating it on accident
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that would
SUCK
haha thats a joke
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dead game edition
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>rescue team 5
wew
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>>151227849
i do it sometimes
then i realize its shit and go to RB6 Siege
then i realize its shit and go to counter-strike
and the cycle continues
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sometimes i wonder if i should get a job and upgrade my computer

but im in uni atm too so :/
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get a job hippies/degenerates
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hahahaha
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u posted this already i thin...k.....
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yeah
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>>151229597
the new face of team fortress two
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>Darwin's Danger Shield
+ Increased bullet resistance to 20%
- Removed Max. health Bonus
>Sydney Sleeper
+ Increases max. health by 25

Hire me Valve
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>>151229671
i hope this is ironic just to piss me off
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>>151229809
>Headshotting DDS Sniper kills them unless they have Sydney Sleeper
I don't see the problem here
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he's a sniper main that doesn't want his crutch nerfed, that's the problem
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>>151229897
>>151229897
>bullet resistance to 20%
>headshots deal 120 damage
um

also, valve removed weapon sets for a reason
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>um
lewd
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>>151230049
Headshots deal 100 critical damage and 40 bullet damage

Bodyshots deal 120 bullet damage

Have you literally ever played Mexican Bag Boy mode? Critical damage is its own type of damage separate from the base type.
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>>151228610
viva no one gives a fuck about whether you're a fag or not, in fact the more you blatantly insist that you are indeed heterosexual the more it seems like you convince us you're a closet fag, especially when you end your sentences in "not that there's anything wrong with that"
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i had a dream with basedviva in it
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>>151229671
is this a joke

just take the bullet resistance from the shield and add it to the sydney sleeper

that way you can't headshot but you can't be quickscoped either
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>>151230621
Because this gives the DDS at least a tiny bit of purpose to be used without the Sydney Sleeper
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>>151230759
so

it's still broken, retard
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these stats are retarded

>Live headshot
>Fully charge bodyshot them back, which is even easier than a headshot
>Jarate everyone around that sniper

why is this a good idea?
you're just making the DDS more autistic
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>>151230759
the dds should increase critical damage taken, but keep the bullet resist, and keep the health. that way it doesn't let you survive headshots, but is still useful otherwise.
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>most of TF2g posts are shitposts, off topics and the most random shit that may or may not reference TF2

Why are we so much different and so much better than the other generals
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because other generals are shitfests instead of shitposts, of people throwing shit at each other and having opinion battles

also we're kinda dead so having less people helps
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>>151231020
i like how human, viva, and xionxang are able to keep the thread permanently derailed. 3 fucking people are able to kill the entire thread.
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>>151230196
still, now you have a secondary weapon that is literal garbage unless used with a specific primary
valve could've just removed the hats from the sets, but they wanted more diversity in loadouts

no other weapon in the game is only useful when paired with another specific weapon

>>151230759
>>151230936
for what purpose
you still die to quickscopes and that was the only reason it was ever used, but now you have increased vulnerability to rocket spam, making it a straight downgrade to 'using a SMG but never deploying it once all game'
increased bullet resistance does not help sniper at all unless you can use it to survive a headshot
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things to do in /tf2g/
>discuss why the current updates suck and the TF Team is retarded
>discuss youtube pubstars
>discuss gameplay and comp
>discuss cosmetics and loadouts and be a Barbie Girl
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>me
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>>151231173
It lets you survive shitters that hold a fully charged bodyshot at a doorway, which is a step up from the weapon not protecting you from anything (assuming it's nerfed from the bullshit it is right now).
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>>151231173
You're forgetting the health bonus fuckboy
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>>151231173
because not dying to quickscopes, but being able to is a terrible mechanic. Also it doesn't make you more vulnerable to rocket spam unless they are running kritz, in which case you still have a chance to drop their med after he pops.
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>>151231164
viva barely posts off-topic anymore and xion barely ever posts what are you talking about
it's just human's gay circlejerk
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>>151231275
the current TF team is literally 3 people, and only one of them plays the game, albeit very infrequently. TF2 pubstar YouTubers are not relevant. And we do discuss the other two.
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>>151231275
I wanna be a barbie girl
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>>151231551
>implying someone can't be shitposting even if it's on-topic
viva just adds a few TF2 related pictures when he's in an argument with someone
also,
>xion rarely posts anymore
he's the one that's been doing ALL of the thole shitposting over the past two days
And yes, human is still gay
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>>151231551
>>151231796
i am straight
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>>151231648
i know of jill the pony fucker and eric the pyro main
who's the third?
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>>151231796
well, viva still isn't the main source of cancer
how do you even know it's xion? doesn't he always post with his trip?

>>151231854
lmao
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>>151231923
um
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>>151231369
>enemy sniper is charging a bodyshot into a corner
>wwalks into corner
i mean im sure you do that a lot but designing an entire weapon around not using comms is also dumb

>>151231397
>>151229671
>- Removed Max. health Bonus
?????

>>151231421
then make it something like
>100% critical immunity from headshots
>wearer does not crit on headshot

it still lets you play it safe when you're getting outplayed, but it also doesn't force the enemy sniper to switch to DDS just because you did
it has increased synergy with the Sydney Sleeper due to it's faster charge speed, but it's also usable with the other Primaries instead being a 2-in-1 weapon
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>>151231796
>he's the one that's been doing ALL of the thole shitposting over the past two days
are you a mod lmao
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>>151232038
what is spy gonna do against this?
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>>151232287
stab him in the back with his killing knife

pic related
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>>151232408
what if has the RAZORBACK HUH???
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>>151232614
then you shoot him with the killing gun

pic related
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>>151232747
>not stock revolver
you fucked up
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http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=23444

lmfao i didn't even notice the blog had updated
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>>151232830
Stock revolver does not do the brain blows
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i wish my tf2gfu would notice me
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>>151232856
>Saxxys

oh boy new memes, can't wait for this year's live and let spy meme
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as your tf2gfu i am very angry with your attentionwhoring

no computer for the next 2 days !
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oh
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>>151232856
>>151233003
into le trash

i was expecting something about the upcoming updates
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>>151230432
I gotta defend my heterosexuality, though. Also, I just love referencing Seinfeld
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How to make the heavy not shit:

>health from 300 to 275
>passive 10% bullet resistance
>passive 10% explosion resistance
>movement speed from 230 to 235
>new lunch slot
>movement reduction when revving up the minigun only applies 0.7 second after it revs up (not instantly)

hire me volvo
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>volvo
nice
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>>151233583
How to make the Heavy not shit:

Have an above average player pick Heavy on the class select screen
Give him a Pocket Medic

Boom
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>>151233583
>Heath reduced

why, you're just making him die faster when he already dies fast, and that movespeed buff is poor as hell

but I like the lunch slot and minigun speed debuff change
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>>151229671
that's fucking awful

>Darwin's Danger Sheild
+25 health on wearer
+10% explosive resistance
+10% bullet resistance

- On being headshot: Wearer is unable to scope or fire for 2 seconds. The explosive damage on the DDS has always been completely negligible imo, it's almost as if they put it there for the sole purpose of having a downside even if it is completely stupid

There, now crutch shield users can't just charge and second scope without any drawbacks.

Sydney sleeper:

On headshot:
+Slash radius of jarate
+Headshot target has jarate applied for full duration

Remove long range extinguishing.

Hire me valve
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>>151233742
bullet resistance still makes him tanky

i mean its weird how the class that was marketed as the tankiest have no damage resistance whatsoever
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>>151233763
>no downsides for Classic or Huntsman users
you've essentially just made a DR for Sniper
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My 2016 tf2g suicide wishlist v4.0

human
26dollar
kirkirip
dotsy
flip
aida
magic max
shuckle
feathers
vibri
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why am i not in there
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>>151234210
>Mfw not on the list
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too irrelevant
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>>151234378
I'm the most relevant person here, though
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hi im a human and ur list makes me wanna kil myself

bye
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Would it be OP if pyro's airblast reset the primer for Demo's stickies?

Currently, pyro suffers from a lack of mobility to approach a demo and be in effective fire range, so often a pyro has to play defensively and airblast explosives while his team deals with him. Even when that's his only option pyro can be chipped away with air-dets even after he airblasts them. Thus, he's usually screwed no matter what. But if his reflects reset the fuse on stickies, it keeps him safe and would stop a demo from haphazardly holding right click and spamming left click.
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>>151234625
no
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>>151234625
>t. assblasted pyro main
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>flip
>aida
>shuckle
>vibri
none of them even post here anymore COME ON
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>>151233945
"can't scope or fire for 2 seconds"
"can't scope or fire"
"scope or fire"
"fire"

You can't shoot your gun for 2 seconds and a sniper that headshot you can reload and scope again in a little over 1.5 seconds. Classic snipers and huntsman snipers have no advantage
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>>151235175
Classic can still crouch jump while charging.
Huntsman has 53% move speed while an arrow is readied, compared to the 27% move speed of the others.
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>>151235727
but the enemy sniper will still have enough time to shoot the headshot sniper again before the cooldown ends. Also obviously the no firing downside would stop you from charging a classic, this is actual balancing we're talking about not valve glitched balancing. Same thing for huntsman. I probably should have clarified that's what i meant when i said no firing sorry
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>>151237137
oh yeah that makes more sense

like the huntsman's fire is technically part of it's reload (increasing reload speed in MvM also increases firing speed)
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>>151232189
>>151231923
no, he told us in irc
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Man flaming lantern is a cool effect but the prices are so god damn inflated it's impossible to find a decent hat with that effect for a good price.
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>>151233583
heavy isn't shit, you are
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pottis
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>>151237389
huh
cool
why does he hate thole anyways
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haha vigieodmas is epic memer :)
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>>151213565
>>151216393

this many people unironically taking the bait

why
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>>151240746
noob killer
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>>151240746
junk in a box
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>>151240746
ep*c killstreak scattergun
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>>151240746
Pottis gun for kill :^)
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>>151240746
greetings from #tf2g
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>>151241162
thanks
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>>151241373
unironically this is a good loadout
using 3 cosmetics is overrated
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boston basher > three-rune blade
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>>151241623
that's the symbol for more than, but i understand what you meant
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>heals Demo
>"it's not like I need YOUR help you know"

is he tsundere for healsluts like me
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>>151241704
yes i meant that it looks better and fits more the game
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>>151241679
i think you replied to the wrong post
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>>151241745
no, i replied to the post i meant to
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>>151241471
you're welcome
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>>151241865
yeah sorry
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>>151241804
oh
okay
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>>151241171
that was kinda funny
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>>151241623
No you replied to the wrong post
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>>151241927
i already said i was sorry..
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>>151237489
>>151237635
>>151238032
>>151238076
>>151238232
retards
none of you are funny
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>>151241919
It's kind of funny
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>Demo is Tsundere
>Spy is Yandere

what do the other mercs fit into
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>>151242164
The fuck does that mean? Speak in English, damn it
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>>151242236
DELET THIS
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>>151242259
>he knows what none of those mean
>>>/r/eddit
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not everyone needs to know otaku jargon
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>>151242164
Sniper is senpai and heavy is the Brock from pokemon type. Oh, and scout is a magical girl.
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Do you think this is Valve's best game

I go between this and Portal 2
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>>151242596
>he says on an otaku imageboard
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who are you quoting

this is a board for video games, and this thread is for a western video game

the otaku imageboards are /a/ and the sort
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>>151242625
I think left 4 dead 2 is valve's best game, then counter-strike, then portal, portal 2, half-life, team fortress 2, half-life 2, and ricochet.
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>>151242376
I already go there, though

>>151242625
Portal 2 or L4D

>>151242729
Preach
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>>151242810
>Pokevision
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>>151242236
gross she's all naked and shit
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>>151242625
The Monster Minigame from 2015's summer sale, followed in a close second by Garry's Mod
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portal > cs > tf2 > l4d > dota
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>>151242851
They'll come back someday :(

Why can't there just be an on par alternative? They're all fucking trash

>>151242792
The Characters in L4D2 fucking suck, though. Plus, I hate the addition of melee and Chargers
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>>151242810
"Pikmin Shit"
Too bad we'll never get our own general or any real games
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>>151242259
Tsundere is cold exterior but they really like you, kind of a "Hey Jude" kind of feel.
"And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder"

Yandere is loving but murderous, kind of like the "Lee" segment from the Tenacious D tv show. ~2:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADH_s4pBR3Q

I don't really think either of those mercs really fit the tropes you were talking about. Demo has one tsundere voice line I can recall: "I didn't need any of your help", but that's because he's drunk and is overestimating his own abilities. Spy doesn't love any of the other mercs, fandom not withstanding, so he can't really match there.
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>>151242851
Who are you quoting
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>>151243010
Huh? What about Pikmin shit?

>>151243067
Oh. Thanks

I guess maybe they thought how Spy is in love with Scout's Mom, but is an Assassin class and shit. Iunno
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>>151243278
Pikmin shit, the folder on your bookmarks bar
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is viva yandere for blaris?
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>weeaboo boards are different
>this is a board for video games

newfags I swear, this is an anime site, that means its main thing is anime shit

Thinks it's pol or b? Guess again. The main culture for this site is anime, we discuss anime in the weeb boards, but the universal culture of all boards, is anime

baka newfags get out
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To whom art though quotations attributed?
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>>151243764
tsundere if anything
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to thou newfag who speakth that anime only belongs on /a/ and co.

which thou is fucking wrong

Newfag get out
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reminder that weebs are the scum of earth
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oh
sorry
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It would seem that anime is a team fortress two approved topic of discussion
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>>151243770
>>151243972
not the newfag but /tf2g/ belongs to anime
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You don't move into a mans home and tell him how to live his life

I tell you how to live your life, while you're under my house

newfags get out
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mfw i will NEVER be able to afford a good unusual
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i wonder if he likes anime
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im bored
what do you do when you're bored?
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>>151243770
>this is an anime site, that means its main thing is anime shit
4chan started as a hentai dump for SA's ADTRW subforum. Does that mean we should be posting 2D porn everywhere?

>Thinks it's pol or b? Guess again.
Nobody said that.

>The main culture for this site is anime, we discuss anime in the weeb boards, but the universal culture of all boards, is anime
Not really, most boards are big enough they have developed their own little cultures.
Posting anime would be considered off-topic on any other board (/vg/ doesn't count because it's always been a cesspool of shit).

>>151243972
Not an argument.
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/tf2g/ belongs to furries
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what do normal people usually do
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Mugi Engie!
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>>151244549
not be total fuckin losers like this general
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>>151244645
oh

:x
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America is 50 states, 50 states with their own little cultures, even for each small town there is a culture

But America was built on the spirits of Freedom and Nationalism. Universal American Culture is Freedom and Nationalism, wherever you go. Freedom and Nationalism will follow you

Wherever you go on this site, Anime and Weeb culture will follow you, no matter the board
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>>151244532
"It's called a hustle, tons-a-fun"
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>>151244276
>not the newfag but
i wonder if human is actually, seriously so autistic that he thinks only the person you're talking to can reply to you
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>>151241679
greater than
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>>151244806
It's rude to shove your way into someone else's conversation, 4chan needs to be nicer like [s4s]
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>>151244806
some people are, hence why i prefaced it with
>not the newfag
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>>151244784
>Universal American Culture is Freedom and Nationalism, wherever you go.
if so why do so many people support hillary and trump
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Welcome to /tf2g/! Where we discuss Team Fortress 2 related things. Enjoy your stay!
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>>151244896
[s4s] should be deleted

>>151244907
that's the thing, you didn't have to, it was obvious that you weren't him since he was arguing against weeb shit, and you posted weeb shit
autist
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>>151245040
Calling for a board deletion isn't very nice
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>>151245040
fuck i need to brush up on my basic reading comprehension

time to kill myself i guess
>>
I'm not against weeb shit, I just think the "all of 4chan is for anime" argument is very faulty, especially when this shit doesn't even happen on 2ch and Futaba.
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>>151245034
"Welcome to [thing], [Joke about off-topicness]!"
such original very impress wow
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>futa
fuck off dotsy
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To the guy who attacked the non newfag guy

Stop bullying him cause you can't rea
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>such original very impress wow
please leave
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>>151245285
ok
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes

add for carry
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thanks
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playing tf2 alone sucks
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back
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YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEN
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WHO THE FUCK IS MIKES
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4chan is an english 2ch, and more boards got added over time. But yes, weeb culture is undeniably a defining feature of 4chan. Also, I think the only reason Viva hangs around here is that he cant get downvoted into oblivion, and can pretend that everyone calling him an idiot is a samefag.
>>
Because newfriend

People want trump because to have the freedom of not being around a Muslim when he decides to blow and he's nationalist conservative

killary is a progressive nationalist implying a nationalistic for her own sick twisted progressive version of America, which some people also share, they want the freedom to ban all politically incorrect opinions
>>
Jesus Christ, this man is not suitable for the role of President. He is a fanatic and a racist pig, and belongs in jail.
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>>151245545
i am mikes. add me.
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is donald trump really going to kill all mexicans, niggers, muslims, gays and women
>>
why even bring up viva
he didn't do anything now
do you like him or somethign
>>
Trump will build a wall in Teufort and make TF2 great again
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>>151245564
4chan is an english Futaba actually.

>>151245576
If you think Hillary actually stands for "politically correct" anything then lmao

Democrats are only using gays, feminists, etc a shield for critics and all that.
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>>151245763
4chan is not an english Futaba, you are either misinformed, or intentionally spreading misinformation.
>>151245808
I don't think that's actually Dotsy.
>>
4chan is the Hunger Games to Futa's Battle Royal basically
>>
4chan is English Futaba, it says so on KYM
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>>151245808
now THIS is the tf2 i like to read about
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>>151245808
>that bacne
o.e
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>>151246016
bruh......................................................
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Welcome to TF2g
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>american politics
WHO CARES HOLY SHIT
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I never said Trump was different, he's just a mirror of Hillary, much like /pol/ is a mirror of Tumblr
Don't post Demo dressup, no one cares
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>>151246151
I live in russia and i do.
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>>151246275
>I never said Trump was different, he's just a mirror of Hillary, much like /pol/ is a mirror of Tumblr
I never expected to find someone else in tf2g that realizes this..............
>>
>who cares about internal politics for the lone superpower, economic, militarily, and cultural, of the world as the fate and future of the world is shaped on by the shit that goes down here

geez I mean Isis is important right, good thing they only strike third world countries like the Middle East and suitor
>>
i wonder if mordx still comes here
>>
I thought Engie was my least favorite class but I've been having a lot of fun with him lately

Might be med instead
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>>151246308
>>151246460
o.O
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Well I'm not actually a regular, I'm just visiting for a bit after I saw shenanigans on /trash/
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>>151243564
No, you dumb goof. That's Pokemon Shit: A folder for useful links when I play(ed) ORAS

>>151243764
>>151243874
No
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Sometimes I forget the Trash tf2g threads are still a thing.
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>mfw this thread is more trash than the thread on /trash/
i love you guys
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>>151246485
yeah engie can be pretty fun
>>
>>
>>151246586
>>151246730
....
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I thank the Lord every day that I turned out normal
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>>151246824
ALERT ALERT ALERT
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i have the comp tf2 syndrom
now everytime i play other games i turn the graphics to the minimum
its so gratifying for some reason, and the reduced details makes the relevant parts of the game easier to identify
shame most games dont allow directx 8
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>scout is yandere for spy , his dad

this is like a Freud's wet dream
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>>151246824
how's footrest.tf
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Pretty sure that ain't geel, though. Didn't his trip have like a 9 in it?
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>>151246824
geel x thole when
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>>151247518
Oh, well dang. I didn't even realize the 9 was in the name, not the trip

Oh, well
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>>151247402
no it's me
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>>151246824
why are you back, also, what's your plan for when this game dies, and you need to get a real job?
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I tab out for one second and the thread goes to shit. Damn it guys.
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>trying to defeat communism with your petty anime
heh
you didn't last a minute
hope you learn your lesson, dirty american weeb
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How's my Edgy Overman?

"Die, die, die!"
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Reminder that 4chan is anime and no new fag can say otherwise
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>>151247860
never please
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>>151248223
The charred chainmail looks neat. I like it.
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Fuck you say to me you dirty commie
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I thought just I heard u talking shit about me America and me Anime

u know what I do to scum like you
u don't wanna know
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>>151248416
Stop posting porn
>>
oh, tell me, i'm eager to know
>>
dotsy isn't cute
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>>151248718
I'm going to wait until you're gone
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What did he mean by this?
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oh
alright
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anyone want a tf2 friend
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me i do
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>>151249095
where are the big tits and futa dick
>>
>>151246824
Pls unban me on scrap.tf
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they are fortunately non-existant in that picture
but here have this
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add me
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>>151249091
i want uncle dane to erect my sentry
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but what's your id
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id/smokey69420
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Nipton was a wicked place, debased and corrupt.
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>>151249975
>>
>>151246824
im not banned on scrap.tf and i feel left out
>>
Does geel still lurk? I'm 90% sure punchy still lurks because of that video krunchynaut made earlier this year but why would geel come back considering everything?
>>
>>151250893
4chan is always relevant somehow, and both of those people are underage elitists with low self esteem, so even though they are technically more relevant, the fact that we don't acknowledge this, makes them feel like there is something they are doing wrong, and they lurk here, seeking validation from the one crowd they can't get it from.
>>
>>151251171
>punchy was so upset that tf2g was making making fun of him he got his epic tf2 youtuber to make an epic roast video to make it seem like he wasn't buttmad

simply epic
>>
>>151251434
who are you quoting
>>
>>151251938
your mum
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>>151251434
link?
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oh man ur mom jokes gottem good xd
>>
>>151252117
he's only mentioned twice but krunchynaut says he doesn't browse /vg/ or reddit so i fail to see why he would have archived posts from 4 months ago making fun of funke unless some autist sent it to him talking about how much he wants krunchynauts cock in their ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3lQFNvUG5s
>>
>>151252270
>doesn't browse /vg/
im pretty sure he does
>>
>>151252341
sorry, krunchynaut said that HE doesn't browse /vg/ himself, should have made that clear
>>
>>151252403
oh
who would lurk for archived posts about some guy on yt
>>
>>151252579
either a very salty punchy or the worlds biggest autist
>>
>>151252661
those are the same thing
>>
>kill someone
>"I hate getting killed by weeaboos"
:x
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I wonder why I have bullets in my contracts drawer.
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>>151253285
to FRAG people with
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>>151253285
i though that said "big guy" instead of big gum
>>
who the fuck dies to you
seriously you are a fucking potato that couldnt even SMITE a pyro on a pub
>>
<Thole> I'd hug rz though.
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>>151225020
>live in virginia
>get placed into an LA server
>get stomped because 100 ping

can we bring back pubs that I can join off the server browser yet?
>>
>>151246824
INTRUDER ALERT!
A RED KIKE IS IN THE BASE!
>>
>>151246824
fuck off geel
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>>151255806
>>151254714
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>>151257726
im your slut now
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>>151257726
dotsy isn't cute
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>>151257726
scattergun

btw fuck two digit rolls do only 9
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>>151258079
nice
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whens sol coming back
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>sniper mains
>>
>>151258875
literally who
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>>151259431
?
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whens geel coming back
>>
>>151259860
in another year when he gets curious to see whether tf2g is making fun of him or not which they will only to leave a single comment and then never return

Why browse a site where everyone makes fun of you when you can go to reddit and have them choke your chode?
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sol is sun in spanish jajaj
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whens dotsy (who isn't cute) coming back
>>
whens funchy coming back
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fuck sol
fuck geel
fuck dotsy
fuck funke

whens YAKUI coming back
>>
>>151249147
I would, but people just want me to post my profile so they can add me to their shitlist.
>>
>>151260447
dotsy isn't cute
>>
>>151260447
scattergun
>>
>>151260447
Please forgive me, Brother
>>
>use the black box and buff banner for the first time in months
>wreck shit left and right
Damn, i forgot how much fun it is
>>
>>151260447
dotsy is cute :3
>>
>>151260447
UWU
>>
>>151260447
It's in God's plan.
>>
>>151260447
i want dotsy's feminine penis in my butt
>>
>>151260447
rainbow dash launcher
>>
>>151260447
GLD RKT LNCHR OF MON-E
>>
>>151260447
4chan named this xD
>>
>>151260447
EPIC FRAGGING GUN
>>
>>151255042
>get stomped because 100 ping
Trust me this is not the problem in your case.
>>
thole
>>
>tfw there are people who literally wouldn't vote for trump in this thread
how are you even real
>>
>Try to play Casual game
>Team of Gibuses with me on it versus a clearly organized but disguised pubstomp/clan group with two dedicated Medics, a very competent Sniper and good Engis/Pyros

When is this game finally going to die ? Valve needs to pay for this bullshit
>>
>>151262278
>>Team of Gibuses with me on it versus a clearly organized but disguised pubstomp/clan group with two dedicated Medics, a very competent Sniper and good Engis/Pyros
>disguised pubstomp/clan group
Why the fuck would anyone disguise themselves in casual?

You're just giving excuses.
>>
>>151262639

Entire team had the same nationality (French) and there was at least two obvious Medic groups

I can see a clan or a friend pubstomp training in Casual when I see one
>>
i dont feel good
>>
go see a doctor
>>
Why is there such a large overlap with tf2g and reddit?

Hell why is there such a huge overlap with tf2g and trannies?
>>
>>151264821
i dont understand

theres like 2 trannies
>>
>>151264935
well,one tranny
the other one is actually just a butt fucking ugly guy with long hair and a terrible voice
>>
>>151264935
2 two many
>>
>>151265058
dotsy's dick is bigger than that
>>
>>151264821
It is much better to play TF2 if you dress up as a girl.
>>
>>151265169
gotta keep the diversity quotas up
we've got people from all religions and regions except maybe east asians

>>151265241
>>151265069
feathers is the half tranny
that other guy is the ugly faggot
>>
>>151050906
http://tf2r.com/k34wk8t.html
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>>151265330
why should i share my 17 pictures and 4 videos of dotsy's dick, get your own
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>>151265429
WHAT IS IN THE BOX
>>
>>151265601
You will know in two hours.
>>
Friendly reminder that the best way to determine whether someone is a tranny or not is to look at their shoulders

Shoulders never lie
>>
>>151265661
Neither do hands or their adam's apple. Though honestly I do not care what gender Feathers was born as, she's cute regardless.
>>
>>151265525
oh yeah i remember him
haven't seen him in a while
>>
>>151265648
>the person who opens it doesn't reveal
>>
>enemy team
>6000 hour plat players who can instakill anything you throw at them as any class

>my team
>drooling engineers and spies, maybe snipers

I FUCKING HATE THIS
>>
>Shuckle removed me from his friends list

o-oh
>>
>>151266252
me too
who cares
>>
I was never on Shuckle's friends list.
>>
>>151266402
me neither
i care :(
>>
>sap sentry
>it still shoots you
>>
>>151266564
after nine years of development etc etc
>>
>>151266564
>valvedrones will defend this game

ahaha oh wow, some people
>>
is m2 to jump a big meme or is it actually worth it?

>>151266758
no one is defending this, go back to /owg/
>>
>>151266826
>owg

that game is even worse
>>
>>151266826
M2 is alt-fire on so many weapons, I dunno why you wouldn't just use spacebar to jump.
>>
did valve tamper with unusual drop rates to make people stay for the hats?
over the course of a couple of weeks a burning team captain,a burning killers exclusive and a burning brotherhood of arms have been unboxed

i think its very plausible
>>
Multiclass crates, dude. Everyone's on that hype train.
>>
>>151267559
the team captain cant be unboxed from those i think
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>>151267470
fuck off jill, stop trying to trick us into opening crates
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>>151267592
It can't.
Someone unboxed one of the early crates.
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>>151266962
I know some l33t pr0s use it because apparently they think it's better so im giving it a try

>>151267470
On a semi related note why is the TC not unboxable in the new multiclass keyless crates?
>>
>no strange professional killstreak burning team captain
thank god
>>
>>151267470
Idk ask le rebbit dataminers XD look guys i looked into the game code haha i know everything about any game the first day it is released haha EDIT: Thanks for that neato gold kind stranger! Im so smart for looking into the games code XD
>>
>>151267682
There's a bunch of hats that can't be unboxed in the new crates. It has something to do with them being old community contributed cosmetics.
>>
>>151267772
The rng is on valves side so no one would be able to reverse engineer it unless they managed to epic hax valve
>>
>>151267794
>>151267682
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4swlqf/psa_some_communitycontributed_cosmetic_items_are/
Just more Valve oversight.
>>
>>151267772
are you upset that some people are smarter than you
>>
>>151267794
But the TC only came out in 2011
>>
>>151268014
>Community-created cosmetics that don't have a workshop submission page are not eligible to be unboxed from keyless crates.
>>
>>151267682
>>151267794
>>151268014
it's because it's promotional item i think??
>>
>>151268135
It isn't.
>>
oh nvm lmao
>>
>>151267470
a move I would expect from valve
why fix your game when you can shit out particle hats?
>>
>>151267974
No im upset that there are fat fucks that exist who look up all the secrets and have to minmax shit in a game from day one then go post it on reddit for le ebin karma and write their shitty guides. If your first playthrough of a game isnt a blind playthrough you need to kill yourself
>>
I want to fix all the bad unusual effects to make them less bad
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stupid motherfucker
I want dubai servers nuked
>>
i want to remove all the unusual effects to make them less bad
>>
>>151260447
Rocket Strike
>>
Hey i know why they call it facepunch now becasue reading through the threads on that site is like someone continuously punching your face hahaha
>>
n*ke me
>>
why do they call it 4chan
why do they call it reddit
why do they call it teamfortress.tv
>>
>>151225020
Have you ever won a raffle /tf2g/? What did you get?
>>
>>151268727
I got key from shuckle
>>
meme
>>
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I won a sandvitch
>>
no you fucking didn't
>>
>one week of glory
>fades back into irrelevancy
>>
i want feathers to pocket me while we do lewd things
preferably on upward because im good at upward
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>>151270804
>soldier
>not sniper or demo
>>
>>151271279
um
>>
>>151271445
demo doesn't have as much stomo capability without a medic, and i wouldn't want my man being pocketed by someone else
sniper is another great option though
>>
fuck i meant stomp
>>
>>151271743
>join server
>see sniper with highlander platinum 1st place badge getting pocketed
>leave
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>>151265429
20 minutes until we find out what's in the box. Unless the winner's offline, I guess.
>>
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Chile Strong
>>
yeah now that i think about it i'd love to pocket a sniper main with the vacc and stroking his cock with the other, all while he's getting sick headshots and people call him a hacker in chat
>>
>TFW I kritz the sniper because my team is 4 snipers and 3 engineers
>>
>>151271743
but the whole topic is who is best to pocket in stomp
demo can stomp better than a soldier with a medic shoved up his ass
>>
>>151272574
git gud
>>
>>151272258
pocket a sniper main with the vacc with one hand and stroking his cock with the other*
i uh
i'll just stop typing now
>>
>super ultra mega comp grill gaymer account
>100 different unusuals all with circling heart/cloud 9

Every time
>>
>>151273016
Bonus points if she's fucking awful at the game and all her cosmetics are painted pink.
>>
>>151273016
dont forget hot rod sheens
>>
>1 more kill to dominate a hacker sniper
>shitter w+m1 pyro kills me and the sniper gets an assist from that
ripe
>>
@151273392
Stop spamming this shit. No one cares about your "hardcore" hightower server. Hightower is shit.
>>
no one cares about me
>>
>>151273308
>>151273120
Good thing so many shitty circling heart unusuals died forever when gaygaygay got vacced
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>>151273491
That's like your opinion man
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>>151273448
>caring about dominating a sniper
>not just leaving the server

>>151273576
no i don't give a shit either and i wish you got banned for spamming
>>
its actually MY opinion
>>
junk you better fucking tell us what's in the box
>>
He's not online.
>>
oh nevermind i just realized i can see it in your inventory lmao
>>
its a volcano fragment
>>
Dumbass.
>>
why would you waste a gift wrap on that
>>
I dunno, ask Ryuke, it's his.
>>
nevermind it's genuine

still
>>
wait is it the one that got rolled for a description here
>>
>dustbowl last defense
>most of us are dead
>friendly soldier gets a random crit and kills like 3 people
>taunts
>gets backstabbed
>point capped

HELLA FUCKING EPIC
>>
you know what's h*lla fucking ep*c
>>
>>151275528
How many genuine volcano fragments you think people willingly keep in their inventory?
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4wz9cm/we_are_competitive_tf2_players_kevinispwn/d6b8u7x

r/tf2 embarrassing itself again
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>>151276080
man, i gave that its description
i wish i won it
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lmao the mental gymnastics shitters go through to whine about the comp scene
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>>151276089
what did they do i don't wanna read that
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is this cropped porn
uoo could go to jail for that
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>>151276575
I'm not so juvenile I use cropped porn as my avatar. That's Mottom for Kill Six Billion Demons.
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>>151276450
Bullshit reasons like
>vita saw forces the enemy team to run it
But apparently the crusader crossbow is fine
They also want to ban things like the buffalo steak, guillotine, fist of steel, sandvich, soda popper, literally all engi secondaries
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they were talking about 6s retard
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>>151276816
Crossbow isn't OP, it's just way better than every other medic primary. All those things you also mentioned have valid reasons for their being banned.
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is post number 151276816 bait
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my tf2gfu is epic!
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>>151276891
>Crossbow isn't OP, it's just way better than every other medic primary
Then the vita-saw it's just way better than all the medic melees, and it has an actual downside people for some reason tend to not remember.
>bans beggars because good people can do nice things with it
Literally banning skill
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>>151276816
>>vita saw forces the enemy team to run it
>bullshit
you realize the vita saw gives the enemy team an uber advantage, right

>>151277353
>and it has an actual downside people for some reason tend to not remember.
the health reduction is negligible when you get free uber lmfao

>>bans beggars because good people can do nice things with it
>Literally banning skill
by this logic any broken weapon is ok

youre retarded
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>>151277504
High-level beggars jumping takes a fuckton of skill.
Actually broken weapons take no skill to unlock a better potential than the stock counterpart.
The DDS for example doesn't give you bullet resistance only when you headshot people, it takes no skill to get a free 15% resistance
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isn't the beggars banned because of stupid easy med picks?
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>>151278210
Yes.
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with stock at least you have the chance to surf the first rocket, pop uber or just run away
with the beggars you have to see them coming, or you have no chance (and you have to be worrying about spies and snipers already)

it's reasonably banned
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beggars should be perfectly accurate but have the same radius and damage decrease as the air strike

itd still be banned lol but at least it wouldnt resort to RNG mechanics
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I've always wanted the SR to have normal arming time, just a huge damage rampup thing like the stupid sticky nerf from Love and War.
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>>151279754
That actually makes sense.
I wish for the SR to automatically link stickies within X distance to each other to detonate at the same time
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>>151279898
I take advantage of the fact that they don't to trim my sticky traps so they are less visible without redeploying the whole trap.
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>spend £3.80 on keys
>get two stranges worth 28p together
just
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And this, children, is why we don't gamble.
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>>151281094
>Gambling.
>Suprised he lost
Keys are good for one thing: playing off of people's want for new things to get something actually good from them.
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i miss jewing AAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck valve for making inventories private by default
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why is the irc so empty today
>>
All the BRs are watching the olympics.
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i'm not :c
>>
Steam shits itself whenever I accept a trade offer, what is this fuckery?
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>>151280995
Ye, i was thinking of a very little radius, like less than the width of a door, so that you can place 2 traps on either side of said door
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Is this some sort of scam?
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>>151282643
Accept that shit, dude.
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Hi guys, this is my take on a very popular idea - to give Heavy a new secondary edible - apple.

Apple of Wisdom is, uh, full of wisdom. The lore is that this apple was bitten by the Eve which lead to the creation of humanity as we know it. Heavy found this apple somewhere (idk honestly) and decided, hey, let's eat it, I'm hungry. So he takes a bite and finds out, that this is a very amazing apple. In fact, this apple gave Heavy great intelligence, like 300 IQ or so, but only for awhile, until Heavy becomes stupid again. And basically, Heavy likes it, and decides to keep it for battles.

Stats are very complex, probably hard to implement, but for a class update that will follow Pyro's...? Why not?

So yeah, Apple of Wisdom is equipped into the second slot, and is able to be eaten by Heavy. After he does this, Heavy becomes very smart, as explained above. He no longer has his minigun or fists, because he thinks these are for cavemen. So he gains the ability to do the next: 1) He can build sentries and dispensers and teleporters for a limited time, and gains a special wrench instead of his melee which deals no damage to the enemies. Sentry is much better than engineer's (Heavy and Engineer even gain new voicelines to reflect Engi's jealosy), so is dispenser and teleporters, like, level 4 or something. However Heavy cannot do anything to them once effect of the apple runs out, including the Engineer since this stuff is very complex for him to understand. Which leads to the enemies (spies) easily destryong them and Heavy cannot do anything.

(cont.)
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post your african killing man
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>>151282693
2) Heavy can plan strategy for his team - remember that cut mechanic for a commando? Like, there would be a tenth class who would command people. Heavy would do this - he can place various orders for his teammates and see the layout of the map. Further, Heavy gains some special ability points, which he can use for stuff like dropping supply crates, EMP deviced for pushes, free ubers for his medics. This is obviously limited by the amount of points along with various cooldowns. This ability to be a strategy also raises Heavy's skill celling significantly, so he won't be seen as a noob class anymore.

3) Heavy can perform an upgrade to his minigun (which he won't use anymore), to make it more of utility-like. Basically, you could use this minigun as a jumper weapon, and by shooting below you, Heavy would fly. Alternative - build a jetpack with almost the same thing in mind. I think it would be very OP to add this by itself without the apple, but with apple it's quite balanced as heavy cannot attack anyways. By flying around he can command his teammates more efficently, He can also play it smart and back-cap, for example - any smart person would find a way around the front defense. This also raises the skill celling, as seen with Soldier and Demoman - these two classes have high skill celling almost purely because of jumping capabilities.

Apple's effects duration is around 2 minutes, which seems to be optimized for most maps. To balance it out, Apple of Wisdom will have a pretty huge cooldown, maybe like 3 minutes. So Heavy with this apple will have to think twice before eating it. Maybe add limits to the usage, such as 1 player per map only, and also only X uses per round (maybe 2).

Anyways, how does this idea sound? I feel like this a very early concept, so it needs some ironing out. Would be very cool for upcoming Heavy update tho! Any improvements or additions? Lemme know in the comments below!!
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>>151282693
>>151282805
yeah
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>>151282803
He's Scottish, though.
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>>151282805
>Eat apple
>Resupply cabinet
>Spam ovepowered abilities
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Thanks moraganwananeg for the pro KS volcano fragment!!!
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np
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>>151283028


>>151283174
>Whats in the box?
>I saw you with the box, WHATS IN THE BAWX.
>No, that isn't true, tell me she's all right
>...
>OH GOD... oh... oh god.
>>
when are collector chem sets dropping again fuck
>>
Never. Valve forgot about them.
>>
yeah haha bro no problem
>>151283174
>>
You are not me.
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>>151283174
No problm freidns
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prove it
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Well shit, you got me there. Maybe you are me.
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>>151281359
The days of uptonogood.tf was glorious.
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>>151259431
isn't summer just about over?
>>
haha fucking destroyed
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Did you install tf2 on the ssd?
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>>151267682
a lot of professionals use MOUSE WHEEL not fucking M2. Mousewheel makes bhopping easy.
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>>151276891
The ability to heal up people far away is insane, especially if you can communicate with your team. And you even get uber for it. It's just not that obvious, when you play against it, because you don't get a pill in your face and die, but the damage is more reliable than the syringe gun and synergizes well with your strong melee game. Annoying snipers is very easy, if you have aiming down, and it reloads itself, if you switch back. You basically get a small sniper rifle that also heals people on a class that can make people invulnerable, has high speed movement and has insane melee crit chance due to the scaling. I have no idea how you think that's not overpowered.
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>that feel when i have 3 generals and an ICR i have to try and keep up with
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>>151284615
>Melee crit chance

opinion disregarded
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>>151284615
You seem upset.
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>>151276816
>paying any attention to fake competitive
Why would you bother doing this?
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>>151285407
>he plays the valve implementation, the one where if you leave a mann vs machine match you get suspended from both casual and "competitive"
>no placement rounds
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>>151285632
>playing MVM
Found your problem, you should get that looked at.
>placement rounds
That's funny, I don't remember playing any placement matches when i was on that HL team that one time.
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>>151284665
2 other generals? i feel cucked
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>>151286090
dont worry, you guys are my fav
because your so slow and comfy
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>>151285886
At least you can choose your team and at least you should get people running around trying to battle medic.
Also there's that ladder thing with copper and lapis lazuli which should tell you how good the enemy team is and if you should be matched with them
>>
>add damage dealt strange part
>kills 16000 damage dealt 0

why don't weapons always track stats and show it when you add a strange part?
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>>151286564
Because it had no reason to keep track of that shit before. Just reset your strange.
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>>151286176
What exactly is stopping you from putting together a team and queueing? Your inability to organize? If whoever owns your soul put as much effort into organizing your group for ValveComp that they do for organizing you for FakeComp you'd get the exact same thing out of it, except you could play whenever you wanted.

But you don't play comp, do you? You're a spectator, someone on the outside looking in, somebody who lives vicariously through other people. No, if you actually played comp you'd have people to queue with.
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>>151286832
>What exactly is stopping you from putting together a team and queueing
Actually finding someone of equal skill in a team of randomly composed people
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>>151287353
>>What exactly is stopping you from putting together a team and queueing
>Actually finding someone of equal skill in a team of randomly composed people
Are you so bad at putting together a team that zero actual choices were made?
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>>151287609
The fuck did you just write?
I'm just saying that if i stacked the probability of being matched against 6 people who are actually communicating on a skill level equals to ours is basically 0.
Not counting the fact that you can't still choose maps in competitive
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>>151288442
Then your theoretical problem is that you don't play enough to actually have the rank to be matched with somebody also doing this, but your real problem is that you don't actually want to play.
>Not counting the fact that you can't still choose maps in competitive
Then I guess you'll just have to get better at the game instead of just a specific map. The Suzuki method this aint.
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tf2 is fun

yeah
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>>151290264
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>>151291089
just trust me
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>>151290264
not really
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Buying: Copy of Overwatch

Selling: My entire Backpack

Steam: steamcommnity.com/id/flamingkick
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>>151288967
>then your theoretical problem is you don't want to grind just to get to a level where you can actually have fun, with no upsides for doing this
Yup.
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>>151291648
You missed a U in that link
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>>151291639
uh yes it is
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>>151291648
>$58 USD
Good luck with that, kiddo.

>>151291683
Stick to casual, then.
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>>151291806
Fuck me, thanks for the call.

steamcommunity.com/id/flamingkick
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>>151291648
>steamcommnity
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
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>>151291894
>Fuck me
id?
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>>151291979
shit it was an accident you cuck
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>>151291648
who the hell are you?
>>
if you could resurrect a single(one),1,tf2g
who would you do
>>
>>151292261
geel
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>>151292261
Punchy
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>>151291840
How about i jump into a team, play competitively from the get go AND have fun at the same time?
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>>151292261
thole
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>>151292261
me
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>>151292676
shut up xinxang
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>>151291648
Your BP is only worth about $20, though
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>>151292261
xionxang
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>>151292261
thole
>>
>>151293175

people be offering at around 20 though? wtf?
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>>151292261
granberia
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>>151293424
It's cause your Backpack has nothing valuable in it besides Keys
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>>151292261
tholexang
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>>151293531
shit,

selling: my entire bp

wanting: pure
Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/flamingkick

how's that?
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>>151293736
Better, but you're fucked either way since no one is buying hats at 1.33. Then if you get all the Refined you'd like, people are gonna try and sell Keys for higher than expected

Either way, you're extremely fucked when it comes to cashing out
>>
doing science
how big is ur tf2g circle jerk
no im not talking about the irc boogeyman
im talking about circle jerks
no need to say which one or whos in it
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>>151293736
even if you managed to sell your entire acc for pure, you're still going to get lowballed when selling keys for $$. I think you could get around $25 when all is said and done if you're lucky.
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>>151293917
ehh, figured.

i knew this eco was dead about a year ago but i refused to believe it.

that was being said when keys were still at 13 ref, and that's still fucking huge.
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>>151294051
2,me and thole
haha whoops
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>>151294051
how do you measure circlejerks
>>
>>151294051
Maximum of 5. Average of 3
Why can't you just say group of friends??
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>>151294720
how many people are in it
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>>151294051
0
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>>151294876
oh ok
yeah 0
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>>151294051
by circlejerk, do you mean tf2g friends that talk to each other sometimes?
7
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doing science
how big is ur dick
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>>151294051
4
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>>151264935
you forgot
purple misty
shes cute
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>>151296086
literally, who
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>>151296149
He was here last year and stopped before 2016
He's on the zeemaps i think
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>>151294051
can it be a circlejerk if it's only me
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>>151292261
crona
and maybe thole
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>>151296867
I'm still here
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>>151292261
yeah defiantly thole
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Should I scrap my shit for pure on scrap.tf or go on trade servers?

I think scrap.tf will be effiecent, but I'll profit more from normie servers.
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>>151296867
>>151294574
>>151293537
>>151293253
>>151292676
why would you want this literal cum eater to come back
>>
>5 (You)s
gee thanks mister
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>>151297275
Most people on trade servers either don't have pure or are just looking for blood in the water. Listing your stuff on backpack.tf's classifieds is probably the most efficient way to get an okay amount for your items.

That said if you don't have an auth on your account only crazy bastards like me will deal with you.
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>>151297297
its just a prank bro.......
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>>151273448
> dominate a hacker sniper
How bad he are?
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>>151297275
Unless it's regular weapons, don't touch scrap.tf

Don't touch trade servers at all.
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>>151297297
unless he doesn't mind im pretty sure this went on for too long and went too far
this is going to end with like 2 people banned from the irc and some hurt feelings
>>
if people keep bullying thole i WILL kill myself
>>
is this thole guy really gay or is it just shit posting

also i played tf2 today and pubstomped it was cool
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nah they're just shitposting
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I love it when an entire team can't deal with a single sentry gun
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>there are still an influx of players that spam "lenny face" and find it funny
Holy shit haha I knew TF2 players were autistic but god damn that is some heavy autism

How is this general not dead and gone yet just migrate to the better one OVERBOTCH
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>>151299871
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>>151299871
>to the better one

lol enjoy your genji w+m1 ult
>>
>>151299871
overwatch is a bad game. the only tf2 players that moved to overwatch are ones that are getting paid. (seagull, clockwork, harbleu, STAR_)
>>
i miss harbleu
>>
someone catch me up on the /TF2G/ lore. who is thole, and why is he relevant? is he the new sbt or something?
>>
thole is a team fortress 2 player and a regular of the team fortress 2 general
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*cloaks*
im nothing
>>
he mains pocket, and has a 360° of 11 inches.
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>>151301497
thole is a gay guy
thole keeps getting bullied in the the tf2g irc
so xionxang and snams(presumably)took it to the thread
here is a picture of thole
>>151297297
he is id/tholepin
join the irc for full details
>>
thole is FUCKING RETARDED
>>
thole likes boys, he told me so
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>>151302213
i'm curious
whY do you even hate him so much
>>
>>151299871
>Enemy team starts losing
>They go Mercy/Lucio
>Next 2 hours in the toilet
Yeah much more fun.
>>
devlink
devil ink
devil ish
bevil ish
mevil iss
fagfagfag

>>151302360
i dont
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apparently xionxang wasn't the one shitposting about me. i don't know who it is, but it's a bit unnerving, and i feel bad about blaming xionxang
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>>151302517
uh
ok
>>
imo the best thing you can do is just ignore him. he's probably just doing it for (You)s
>>
>>151302614
>soldier main
>loadout is random shit thrown together, that only kinda works because red and yellow color scheme
>item names aren't clever, and just look autistic
yeah, >>151302360
i don't think it's that hard to hate him
>>
>>151303234
>hating someone for their videogame items
epic
>>
whats the best demo shield in the current update?
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do you REALLY think that it's just one person doing it?
>>151302614
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>>151303365
>defending cumeater mcgreenhair
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>>151303428
none of them
use the quickie
>>
>Unironically playing demoknight
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>>151303556
>being a literal bully
>on the internet
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just walk away haha
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just shut the fuck up thole you fruit basket
youre not making things any better
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>>151303556
is that a vintage larry reaction image!?
don't mind if i do
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>>151304221
i am not her
i just think it's funny that you're picking on someone in groups for no reason in particular other than "i don't like him" like we're in highschool or some shit
you're like a much dumber version of highschool bullies because LMAO CYBERBULLYING
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>>151304748
proff it
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>>151304952
how
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I really don't like the bird's back feathers, I'll have to redo that.
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>>151304748
>i am not her
im 99.9% sure thole is not a girl
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Follow up to that 4ever kid from last night
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>>151305012
post a screenshot of the thread next to your friends list thing
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>>151304245
Want another!?!?!?
>>
>>151304221
that's not thole, he just takes bullying like the bitch he is
>>
>>151305415
what if i don't
are you gonna beat me up???
what if i'm into that HMMM
>>
>>151305051
i think the bird looks nice
>>
>>151305889
Yeah, but the blending doesn't match the work in the rest of the piece. Consistency is usually favorable to a nice blend in just one place
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>>151305863
whale whale whale
color me surprised
you cocksucker
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>>151306317
well im no art expert, so ill take your word for it
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>>151306779
>cocksucker
yeah, i wish....
>>
i suck
>>
"We were overwhelmed with so many high-quality entries to the Extended category that there were some great entries that didn't get the recognition they deserved. So, if you're working on an entry to the Extended category, it may be worth editing your piece down to three minutes"

I would like to see them edit Meet the Medic down to 3 minutes and not slaughter the pacing of the heavy-medic bromance
>>
>>151308126
ill add you
id?
>>
>>151309079
>we're too lazy to watch too many 3+ minute videos. pls make them shorter thx
i love the tf2 team
>>
>>151308126
can i get an invite to this group
>>
>>151309237
id/tholepin
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>>151309851
i don't know
why do you ask me
i'm not in it
>>
I'm selling 73 keys for 1.7 each

http://tf2r.com/kkdycph.html
http://tf2r.com/kkdycph.html
http://tf2r.com/kkdycph.html
>>
if i lose again i will FRAEK
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>>151306779
>>
Daily reminder to buy my thing on the market.
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>>151276725
well your last.fm is SURELY cropped porn
>>
daily reminder not to be shy, and to try to make friends no matter what! even if you think you're weird or uninteresting, atleast you aren't mean to other people!
>>
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>>151307464
>>
>at least you aren't mean to other people
but what if i am
>>
>>151311420
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Despera
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>>151312640
oh i see what you meant
it looks nicer
>>
did you ever buy a game primarily for a mod you wanted ?
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>>151313535
GTA IV
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>medic fires crossbow at me while i'm standing still
>misses
>stare at the syringe for like 10 seconds
>c7
>Medic has left the game.
>>
>>151313535
You think I actually wanted to play Half-Life?
You think I actually wanted to play Half-Life 2?
>>
>>151313685
tell me more
i only became interested in mods after finishing HL2 but if i knew how many cool mods there were for it i might have bought it just for that
>Neotokyo (counter-strike meets ghost in the shell)
>Zombie Master (survival meets RTS)
>Age of Chivalry
>Insurgency
>>
>>151313686
nice shot kamarad !
what medic seriously get that pissed from missing an arrow
must be tripping from stress or something
>>151313771
i had no idea what HL2 when i bought it but i liked it
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>>151314098
to be fair i am always an asshole to my medics
>>
>>151313941
i bought it for carmegaddon
>>
Hopefully this helps reduce the number of shitters whining about comp whitelists.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4x3asj/are_weapon_bans_needed_in_comp_are_the_weapons/
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>>151313535
GTA V
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>>151315602
>Are the weapons actually broken or do comp players just want to only play the 4 classes and not adapt?
i can't keep reading this
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>>151315749
It's a rhetorical question, Tino is obviously going to show in that upcoming video why that thinking is wrong.
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>>151315602
never heard of this guy before and i already like him lmao
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4wz9cm/we_are_competitive_tf2_players_kevinispwn/d6c4t06
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ok i have enough craft weapons i think

0 picks class token
5 picks slot token

then i craft and rafl
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>>151315602
>AT the very least, the rocket/sticky jumper need to be banned. That's actually retarded that Valve allows people to use weapons that do literally no damage with no other effect
why do people take this website seriously
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>>151316058
i kept reading
>no shame in the clickbait title
i don't enjoy being baited
i don't like this fucking guy
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>>151316539
Sadly they're very vocal AND the majority.
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>>151316510
Heavy primary
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>>151316510
just craft whatever
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>>151316510
sniper
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>>151316834
i want to make this interesting
>>
>>151316510
rerolling for whatever
>>
thole is a cute girl :x
>>
reading more of this tino guy's posts, he sounds like he'd come here
>>
This teleporter buff is fucking great

I can plop down both an entrance, exit and dispenser using only 200 metal
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>>151317198
no i am not.
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>>151316510
Sniper
Melee
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>>151316510
Pyro
Melee
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>>151317272
More importantly, I can build a sentry and exit in one go.
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>>151316886
it's just gonna spam the thread
just craft whatever or don't craft anything at all
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alright class token check
to make this faster ill say odds pick slot token

>>151317571
who cares
>>
>>151317238
dude
>>151315602
>>151316058
>>151316670
i bet this is him
>>
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I'm ready to read your bullshit. Post things that are difficult to understand but still make sense.
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>>151317731
fuck you
rolling for don't craft anything
>>
>>151317748
thole isn't cute
>>
>>151317746
It's the first time I'd heard of this Tino guy, I was just checking that reddit thread for b4nny's responses and stumbled upon him.
>>
>>151318338
this is what happens when youre not anonymous
>>
>>151316481
>Don't hesitate to be specific. It's okay to be mad, you just need healthy ways to express yourself.
god i want to punch that autist in the stomach
>>
>>151318605
why u heff to be mad
>>
>>151318605
its just the internet xd
>>
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Feel like I fucked up his eye, most of this is going to be covered by the voodoo juju though
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Keep it coming guys. I'm going to be here all day.
>>
what
keep what coming
>>
>>151320667
Quality Posts
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blue man in the sky
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>>151321931
great composition; the title is evocative of freedom and peace
>>
>>151323031
i airkilled him
>>
>>151323192
that much is obvious
but was his death meaningful
these are things I think about
>>
That AMA thread is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen.
>>
>>151323491
how come
>>
>>151323491
link
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>>151323820
I think this is the ama he's talking about

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4wz9cm/we_are_competitive_tf2_players_kevinispwn/
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>>151325283
the whole thing is seriously boring to read
>>
>>151325283
>linking reddit

ummmmmmmmmmmmm??????????????????
>>
>>151325947
Yeah I could care less about competitive tf2 players
>>
Hey, this is BasedViva. AMAA
>>
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forever my favorite loadout
>>
>>151326976
you mean you couldn't care any less, right?
>>
>>151327181
Yeah, but it's an idiom so if you know what it means then the wording isn't important
>>
pow haha
>>
>>151327569
but
what if you werent using it as in idiom
>>
>>151328201
You know, it's possible I'm using some words wrong.
>>
literally 2 people in face it queueing me and some other retard

i thought faceit was supposed to save tf2 according to lord faggot b4nny
>>
>>151328753
how do you know your not the retard???????????
>>
>>151329706
NEW ITEM DESC
>>
>>151329706
el matador de malos de darkKirit0
>>
>>151329706
i heart dotsy
>>
>>151329706
Alolan Marowak, thooooooooo
>>
stop gettings 0s and 2s
>>
>>151329706
add me for furry erp
>>
>>151329706
Dead inside
>>
MUSCLE K IS CUTE

CUUUUUUUTE
>>
>>151329706
Burns the target for 5 points. Targets on fire take extra damage.
>>
>>151329706
keep pressing f
>>
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>>151330107
:)
>>
dotsy isnt cute
dotsy fuck off again
>>
>>151286173
You think this is slow? Try /dfg/
>>
>>151330265
cmon now
>>
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next update leaked
6v6 casual, mm can't even find 24 people now
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>>151329706
Pottis sword for kill babis
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>>151334337
UPDATE THIS
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>>151335196
>>
>>151335834
Why is a disembodied leg hiding behind a door that's not attached to a wall?
>>
>>151336205
the leg was kicking the door open
the room has no corners so it looks like it's not attached to any walls
>>
>>151336458
So the room is circular? Why are we in an auditorium? Why is there a door like that in an auditorium? Usually they're much larger double-doors to accommodate larger foot traffic.
>>
Auditoriums usually have smaller side doors.
>>
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>>151336887
That's bullshit.
Here you can clearly see large double doors.
>>
>>151260447
"B4nny probed me"
>>
>>151337119
not all auditoriums are the same
>>
A side door is usually not considered the main door. Unless you're one of the performers on stage, I guess.
>>
>not all auditoriums are the same
proof?????????????????
>>
>>151260447
b4nny's pottis launcher
>>
>>151260447
why make this a 1/100 chance
no one is going to get 08
>>
>>151260447
dotsy isn't cute
>>
>>151338446
it's more like a 1/90 chance.
>>
>trade server trying to sell my shitty hat
>epic troll with donations perks comes on
>runs around at x2 scout speed fragging epic noobs with a grappling hook as soldier
>go sniper and dominate him
>he leaves
>he wasn't even trading he just came to the server to do an assisted pubstomp

Why do these people exist?
>>
>go to my favorite trade server
>worked really hard and traded a lot for a donation perk
>finally, there it is. i can finally enjoy being a donator
>decide to have some fun
>sniper on enemy team keeps bodyshotting me all the time
>leave

Why do these people exist?
>>
is TF2 an arena shooter?
or is it too slow to be one
>>
>people "playing" in trade servers

>>151331176
id be ok with that
anything is better than a 12v12 clusterfuck
they should leave clusterfucks to the community servers like they do in CSGO
6v6 or 8v8 in casual MM would be great
>>
>>151341541
imagine your normal """6v6""" team except with at least 4 people playing engineer/spy/sniper
>>
>>151325283
>ctrl + f
>searches for "gimmick"
>yup, that's competitive tf2 faggots
>>
>>151325283
>hey do you like this weapon?
>NO I DON'T LIKE IT
>into the trash it goes
>>
>>151341346
but tf2 isnt slow? pubs are slow because its 24 people in a map, but 6v6 and HL arent slow
>>
>>151343906
>tf2 isn't slow
TF2 is fast compared to generic triple A shooters but slow compared to the average arena-shooter
thats why i say its slow
rollouts and demo-solly jumps are the only part where they are faster, but rocket speed, base speed etc is slower in general
>>
>>151335196
i haven't been on tf2g in a couple weeks, did drawings update that update this picture
>>
reminder that robin walker is a solly main
and a scumbag for leaving the TF team and letting 3 idiots in charge of it
>>
>>151343738
competitive players are the reason some weapons are badly balanced.
>This weapon is banned, why?
>It's too gimmicky and silly and not fun to play against.
>Alright guys we nerfed it! You can play with it now
>It was never op, It just eliminate a class weakness and we don't like it :^)
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>we fixed the viewmodels
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>>151344523
atleast one of those idiots has a considerable amount of time in the game.
>>
no, valve does whatever the fuck they want, sometimes based on raw stats instead of reasoning
>black box nerfed into nothingness
>pub tears fueling the nerf

>medic speed drastically buffed
>literally no one asked for it

>comp MM is shit
>"oh sorry we are busy fixing viewmodels, we just noticed they are a bit buggy in certain settings!"
>"btw we dont really know what to do about ranks yet despite literally having CSGO and Dota 2 devs as co-workers"
>>
>>151345205
>Black Box now recovers 20 health instead of 15
>it's a nerf
???
do you miss rockets a lot?
>>
>>151345379
>20 health instead of 15
can you read
its UP TO 20
meaning that only if you do around 100 damage will you ever get actually 20
black box used to be viable besides just being a way of handicapping yourself to train ammo management
>>
>>151345642
it's 20 on directs
10 if you sit in the back of the map and spam chokepoints then rocket jump away when a scout hits you for 9

only bad soldiers think it was nerfed, but only bad soldiers used it to begin with
>>
you hit 3 people
45 hp
you hit 3 people
you heal 20 hp
you fucking wot m8
>>
>20 on directs
doesn't it depend on the damage
i would like to see table with Damage Done - Health Gained for that weapon
>>
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>>151346669
yeah why did they ever remove that 4th cosmetic slot
>>
>>151346669
Cx
>>
did i really wake up
>>
>>151346624
Yes. Wiki says it's 1 HP per 4.5 damage dealt, with a maximum of 20 HP per rocket. So if you're shooting people at close range (and a lot of BB Soldiers do) you're almost always going to be getting the full heal amount or near it.
>>
>>151329706
the gayboy
>>
if i gift wrap an untradable item can i then trade it to the guy
>>
>>151349228
not any more
>>
thats really gay
>>
thole is a massive faggot
>>
>enemy spy always ass rapes team
>friendly spy
>does nothing of use
>keeps playing spy even while the rest of the team is getting raped and needs help
>>
*grabs human&
>>
>win game
>lose a shit ton of exp or whatever
>>
some guy from the irc
>>
a tf2g. he's been here since August
>>
>>151344875
It's always nice to have an extra hand
>>
>>151356672
id?
>>
>>151357027
I wish to remain anonymous
>>
>>151358556
oh
>>
>>151359115
just kidding
its id/nonon_jakuzure__
>>
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post soldiers

first for founding fathers!
>>
>>151359163
you fell for his trap
its just so he can mock your profile with his IRC circlejerk
>>
>>151359328
you are not me
>>
good update when
>>
>>151359328
>irc circlejerk
why is this a meme
>>
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>>151359208
cute girls and america burgers
>>
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>>151359208
if it was possible to just use the grenades from the lumbricus lid, i would have had this loadout
>>
>>151341346
why did you post this in the doom thread too
>>
>>151227849
tf2center
>>
new one please
>>
name a good server.
>>
name me
>>
you are hum*n
>>
oh

how did you know
>>
>>151362818 >>151362818 >>151362818
>>
last btw
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