/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

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B.Va

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why aren't you above 70 anon? You're not casual are you?

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Post healslut

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>spend two fucking weeks climbing up to rank 54
>four games of retarded teammates in a row
>drop down all the way to fucking 51

THANKS BLIZZARD I SURE DO LOVE THIS RANKED SYSTEM

>>151212614
I want her to fuck my ass.

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WHAT IF

winston's jump cooldown now refreshes when he gets kills

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>your team does a really clutch defense on the last point and prevents them from capping
>we got this in the bag
>goes to attack
>team is so shit on attack that you don't even capture the first point and lose

>TFW you are Lucio and your team still gets raped

I hate this feeling!

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I love her so much bros

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Mei a shit and you should feel bad for ever clicking her.

>>151212817
I can't it just feels really uncomfortable and forced

>>151212826
I mean there really is nothing you can do the only skill cap for the hero is pressing e every 10 seconds and mashing the space bar

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>>151212516
/forced 50/

>>151212765
But shitters believe he does no damage and die instantly.

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>Describe the events that lead up to this picture

The question has been answered

>>151202651

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>girl in voice chat
>i play like garbage but everybody has to act nice around the girl

Get fucked idiots

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Who else has a problem here?

Only have 1 Zarya skin

>>151213013
repost it in this thread
i can't go there...not anymore... not after the incident

>>151212765
>More hp on the bubble
>Slighty damage buff on his canon.

>>151212672
No, because I don't have friends, and I don't want to suck a stranger's dick

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>Ice wall finally fixed

THANK FUCK
NOW I CAN ACTUALLY RELIABLY ESCAPE TO HIGH GROUND

>>151213056
anon... no...

>>151212765
His jump already has a generous cooldown, getting a kill should reduce the shields cooldown instead

>>151213050
>shitter girl locks mccree
>spend the entire game referring to her as a cunt
am i fucked

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PATCH NOTES WHEN!?!?

>>151202651
It was good until you turned into a shitty mindrape hentai.

>>151213056
this is what happens when guys are single and 25+

>TFW comp team in lijiang has no tanks, 1 lucio, widow and too many offense heroes

Jesus christ i thought people would have known how to compose a good team by now!

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>>151213056
Holy shit dude how much money did you burn?

I got both legendaries summer skins for my russian waifu,and only bought a 10 pack boxes (gave me both reaper legendary skins)

>>151213195
yes

you will be silenced for a week

>>151213056
Jesus man, you already live in a country where you're paying up the ass for vidya anyways, why do this to yourself?

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>>151213082
>Hana Song is intercepted by Talon operatives during one of her routine combat missions/livestreams
>She tries to put up a fight, but she's never killed people before, so she hesitates
>Her MEKA is subdued, she is pulled out of it by anonymous masked Talon goons
>The livestream is cutoff by the goons, her fans are setting the entire Internet on fire, #WheresHana
>She's taken back to the Talon headquarters, they praise her talent and skill and ask her to join their ranks (at this point she is not harmed)
>She furiously denies, outraged at the mere thought, and demands to be released or, in her words, "her fans would destroy this (Talon's) entire operation"
>Her resistance leaves them no choice, her fragile, naive mind must be broken
>She is taken into a dungeon of sorts, cold and damp
>All of the Talon goons lineup, she's still unsure of what will happen next
>One of the masked men, with a distinctly uneasy aura about him, prepares a video camera and connects it to a computer
>Talon begins livestreaming the proceedings under Hana's own channel
>Her plugsuit is torn from her body forcibly, she is pushed down to her knees
>The first man smacks her around, calls her names, and spits on her face
>She begins to sob and plead to be released, "I'll do anything!"
>He takes his cock out and shoves it into her soft, warm mouth
>Tears streaming down her face, she closes her eyes and begins to surrender herself
>He finishes inside her mouth, she doesn't spit or swallow, just lets it sit there, too paralyzed with fear to move
>Hana's mind begins to wander, a subconscious effort to block out the trauma she's enduring
>She goes back to when she became the top SC2 player in the world, the excitement and sudden fame that came with it
>Her thoughts then switches to her stream, her fans, and she becomes incredibly emotional
>She begins to scream, thrash, and kick the men holding her down

cont...

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>tfw blizz recognizes her ass as the best

>>151212765
>RESET X ON KILL LOL
this needs to stop
it is a bad idea in every circumstance

>>151213037
I can't help it.

>>151213195
Is this Quick Play or Competitive? I'm trying to find out your tryhard level.

I'd like to see more Zen and Mercy comps, fuck a Lucio.

>>151212902
>you will never rub sunscreen onto mercy's back
why live?

>>151213415
>One of them knocks her down on the ground with his knee in her back, he then binds her hands and feet
>Her heart is pounding, she's never been in a situation where she cannot think of a method of escape
>She's propped back up and forced to service another Talon operative
>The semen pooling inside her mouth begins to ooze out onto her chest, drips down between her cleavage
>Her mind is unable to take her away from this scene, even if she can close her eyes, she can't stop herself from smelling, feeling, and hearing everything that is happening to her
>Another one finishes inside her mouth, warm semen shoots out and down her throat
>Panicked, she accidentally swallows the semen pooled in her mouth
>Suddenly, Hana is pushed down to the floor, lying on her back.
>Someone cuts the binds on her feet
>Her legs are spread apart, she tenses up and begins screaming, crying, pleading for them to stop this
>She screams and begins yelling in Korean, "Someone please save me, someone please find me"
>A finger goes inside of her, she gasps at the feeling
>She hasn't had sex for the first time, these feelings are new and unknown to her
>A female voice begs a question to her, "Is this your first time, Hana?"
>"I remember the first time I had sex," the voice continues, "it was the most euphoric experience I've ever had"
>Without warning, one of the taller, bulkier Talon operatives forces their cock inside of her
>Hana screams and cries as it makes its way deeper inside of her
>The pain is coupled with pleasure, her entire body is set on fire as her virginity is stolen from her by some degenerate thug

I'll try to write some more sometime, is there a better place to post lewd shit like this?

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>>151213415
>Actually reposting your shit story
Why do you do this to yourself, anon?

>>151213470
competitive, if it was quickplay i wouldn't be in team chat

>>151213459

DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING THE SKIRMISH GAME MODE, DANIEL

>>151213362

Seriously, nobody know how to have a balanced team? I swear I'm starting to think forced 50 is real now

>>151213676
But how will i aim then

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>>151213287
I'm 26 and have a partner, bruh.

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>>151213623
Kill me

>>151213150
Her icicle hitbox is still smaller than anything else, like McCree.

>>151213673
Competitive is different because you should actually be trying to win. I highly doubt one person is responsible for your losses, though. Not trying to whiteknight.

>>151213287

Only because interest rates are shit and people realise saving is losing, now.

What was the newest patch?
Was it literally 200 MB of nothing?

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>>151213795
>you will never come home to mercy
idk why i go on tbqh

Dear Anas
Please stop ulting me when I play rein.
I appreciate it, but put it on someone who does more damage

>>151213287
I'm single, 21, and haven't money on at least five lootboxes. Where do I fit into all this?

>>151213809
we won i just felt like being a dick

is numbani the best map in the game

>>151213632
People have different tastes. What is shit in your opinion is hot in someone else's. TMYK. How's 9th grade, pal?

>comp
>someone in your team made an obviously bad pick, no matter how much your team tries he isn't going to switch
>the enemy team makes an even bigger fuckup, you win
>the one in your team that made a bad pick feels justified
Is this how Hanzo instalocks are born?

Widowmaker is gross! Like a dead fish!

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>>151213971
Iktfb

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I've dropped 4 fucking ranks because i've been forced to carry for shitters, anon...

It's fucking awful, how do people manage with this shit?
All these gold medals mean fucking nothing to me now.

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>>151213743

With the mouse.

>>151213982
Well, then hopefully that girl had some thick skin. Everyone knows men get the worst of harassment online anyway.

>>151213973
>Not wanting Ana to turn you into the the final boss from a Final Fantasy game
Bruh

>>151214089
who

>rank 48, playing with three friends more or less the same rank
>keep telling them to change heroes ("lucio+zenyatta are better than mercy", "McCree instead of pharah", "defense heroes are shit" etc.)
>they keep telling me that Mei and Symmetra are good picks
>tell them to watch some streams/videos of high rank plays
>they get really agressive
>tell them to fuck off and go solo q
>get up to 56

Playing solo q is better to rank up than grouping with retards, because there is a higher chance to get matched against stacks if you are in a stack. Most solo q have only solo q players, so both teams are usually equally bad.

I don't think I'll get a golden gun this season, but oh well.

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>>151213973
>be roadhog
>no shots in gun
>low on health, need to huff paint
>get nanoboosted

>>151214138

Ok

>>151213973
No. Now go be on fire 90% of the match.

>>151213984
i feel like i haven't played numbani for 5 levels now and last time i did when i was on attack the team would always stop in the street before the point and just sit there forever

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>>151212614
hana song is too cute

>>151214235
You've been so helpful, can i fuck you in the ass as payment?

Is Winston actually good?

Or only in actual teams that can coordinate other heroes alongside him?

Currently my roster is basically Roadhog, McCree, and D.Va. Trying to branch out once the season ends.

STILL NO PATCH NOTES WHAT THE FUCK

HOW HARD IS IT NOT TO STAGGER DEATHS? NO WE CAN'T GO IN WHEN WE'RE TWO DOWN AND THEN YOU DECIDE IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO DO LE POKE DAMAGE AND GET HOOKED BY ROAD HOG !AGAIN! THE EXACT SAME WAY WE GOT STAGGERED DEATHS IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEN A CONSTANT FUCKING CYCLE OF STAGGERED DEATHS UNTIL WE LOSE AND WE WONDER "WHAT WENT WRONG?"

I'm so angry right now I'm gonna lay down

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I want to protect her smile.

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imagine if skill meant anything in comp
I lost to a fucking coin flip and because ive been on a losing streak i go down from 50 to fucking 46

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>it's a no one says "Hello" back episode

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>>151214082
>That feel when you're the one who requested this in /tf2g/ so long ago.

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File Name.

>>151214330

Every game in 40s ranks.

>>151214194

>nanoboosted as Mercy
>unsheahts pistol
>h-here I go

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>>151214426
Iktfb

For every 2 games I win, I lose 3. Highest was 51 on ps4

Currently 49

>>151213973
>ana about to die
>they panic q you despite you being the only one left alive then complain when you get focused down faster than a monkey ult
i hate this

OFFICIAL WAIFU RANKINGS LIST
MERCY > WIDOWMAKER = TRACER > D.VA > MEI > PHARAH >>>>> ANA > ZARYA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SYMMETRA

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>>151214478
I know this feeling, you can add me and i'll always say hello back unless i'm not there

>>151214478

I haven't seen that one.

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>>151214537
Ana's face when

>>151214663
D.Va > Mercy > Captain Amari > Pharah > Tracer > Widowmaker > Mei > Zarya >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Symmetra

>>151214478
>tfw someone says hello back and starts crouching in front of you and doing emotes

>>151214418
She's done a pretty good job of protecting it herself. Save your energy for someone that actually needs it, anon.

>>151214808
>say hello to someone
>they jump off of the cliff

>>151214537
every game in 60's more like it. anytime I finally break into the 70's I get dragged down by these dumb fucking games of torb/junkrat mains or people who still haven't learned how to group.

>>151214629
For every 2 games I lose, I win 3.

Yet my rank still won't go up.

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>>151214478
>it's an everyone says "Hello" back episode

Track and field is the bad tracer skin, right?

>>151213973
>>151214194
>Be D.Va
>get nano boosted as my mech is exploding

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>Be in comp

>lose, lose, lose, win, win, lose, lose, lose
>They are all one sided as fuck


I want equal matches for once!

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Nerf support and tanks to the ground. I want this game to be about Pharah rocket direct hits and McCree left clicks, not bullshit ability stacking to make your Genji oneshot everyone with melee. This is an FPS, not WoW arena.

>>151214157
I know that fucking feel
>Carry u to 3 irl shiiter
>They holding me back as Im 57 and they are 49
>Having to stop playing solo to hold back rank for them to catch up

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>Two Australian heros
>Both apocalypse themed
>Both junk/scrap themed
>Both vehicle themed
>One huffs fumes in battle
>The other has an explosive ability that take
s enemies out with you

> Egyptian futuristic nano sniper gets the "Witness me" voice line.

WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD?!

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QTmaker

>>151215015
>This is an FPS
you seem to be in the wrong general, this is first person assfaggots

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I give you Sombra, /owg/!

>>151215015

It's a MOBA with FPS elements.

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>>151214663
This

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>oh well I got a fucking Dva scavenger legendary last time
>HOLY SHIT ANOTHER LEGENDARY
>ZARYA BABY HERE I COME
>..........................

IM GOING TO MURDER A THOUSAND PEOPLE WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS

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>>151215038
>she says the line in a super calm tone
THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT JUST GIVE IT TO JUNKRAT I WOULD LITERALY PAY A THOUSANS BLIZZBUCKS IF I HAD TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151215038
Why do people care about this shit "film"

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That feeling when you have a goddamn fantastic Mercy on your team and can be pure fire.

>>151215075
Sombra is in her 40s and Soldier looks old in that short. Fuck off.

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>A D.Va keeps whining because she's not getting heals
>Literally have had my harmony orb on her the entire time because she never stops crying

>>151214663

>Mercy
>waifu
>not disposable cocksleeve

>>151214478
>>151214970
>Name is Jack spicer
>someone recognizes the name and puts in all caps "jack spicer my boy"
>everyone else repeats it
crazy boys

>>151215080
>>151215080
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MOBA

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>doing 2565 healing in one transcendence

>>151215254
D.Va is the most mobile tank next to Winston, and most of the people who play can't utilize her mobility to its full potential. That's why you see a lot of D.Va players constantly lose their mechs.

>>151213056
Fuck you. Falling for Blizzar'ds jew bullshit is ruining the game for the rest of us.

>>151215224
mercy is no longer met--never mind, you're in the quickplay mmr trashcan. i envy you

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>>151215270
Delete this. She is pure.

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>>151215270
This. Mercy is a healslut, that's all. D.va is the true waifu.

>>151214842
>she
????

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>>151215290

Everyone laugh at this ignoramus.

>>151215290
Multiplayer Online Battle Arena

Dota 2
Dota
League of Legends
Smite
These are examples of MOBAs

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>>151215224
>Voted for yourself and not for the Mercy
Cunt.

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They get their fucking panties in a twist over some stupid exploit in Lucioball but God fucking forbid they even ATTEMPT to fix this bullshit.

I am absolutely fucking sick of this. If you are 20+ ranks above your shitter friend, you shouldn't be able to party up with them in comp. PERIOD.

>>151215038

Immortan Joe Roadhog skin and Warboy Junkrat skin when?

I know technically Junkrat is in charge but Roadhog's mask lends itself to the Immortan Joe mask

>>151215038

Because she's a sniper granny like in Fury Road.

>>151215353

How to be gud with D.va?

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>Symmetra

Haha why did I not realize this before

This girl 1v1s Genjis and Reapers like it's nothing

>>151215361
Why are you so entitled? Jesus

>>151215486
shoot people
don't get hit
use your defense matrix against ulting roadhogs

>that Mercy "Piece of cake"

Why is her voice so low on the "cake" part?

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>>151215482
>mfw i didn't get that's what they were going for until now

>>151213284
She's still struggling so it's not mindrape yet. I'll enjoy the journey to it though.

>>151215486
fight at close range, use your boosters wisely to get out of situations, abuse that defense matrix, try to ult synergy with a zarya

>>151213056
I haven't even spent half of what you have. Having a job, the ability to leech off your parents, or both must be nice.

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>tfw a minute left on hanamura
>tfw nobody stands on the point
>tfw DEFEAT FOR THE 50TH TIME TODAY
KILL ME ALREADY PLEASE

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>>151215072
ASSFAGGOTS come with a lot more heroes and items to create gameplay so convoluted only the grandest of wizards can master it.

>>151214324

Winston is excellent as long as you're not necessarily going for elimination golds. He excels at killing supports, snipers, Genji and D.Va outside her mech, but he's mainly there to disrupt the enemy team's backline. Also his Ult is meant to swat people away from the point and it has the benefit of refilling your health.

>>151215072
>>151215080
Could have been an FPS. But sadly Blizzard can't make a game that isn't a RTS or RPG.

>>151215270
>>151215434
>calling my waifu a disposable cocksleeve while d.va is the sluttiest girl in the game
m8s where do you live I'll fuck ya up

>>151215630
its okay because forced 50% win rate

>>151215581
i refer you to the bulge on her trap skins

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>>151215470

In Valhalla, shiny and chrome.

Nothing in this game pisses me off more than people who pick offensive heros but can't do their jobs.

As a support i shouldn't have medals in damage.

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>>151215667
I'M RANK 50

I'VE BEEN CLIMBING UP TO 55

IT'S FUCKING POINTLESS END IT PLEASE

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>>151215646
I live in mercys vag. Like literally everyone else (;
Meanwhile my waifu will go play video games and cuddle.

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does this trigger anyone

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>>151214194
>Ana nanoboosts me as Lucio
>As Lucio

How do you git gud with Hanzo?

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>teammate yelling on mic
>ana isn't viable
>same sentence
>soldier 76 isn't outdated
how to spot a shitter in under 10 seconds

>>151214138
A character from "Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka??"

>>151215568
>wanting blizzard's microtransactions to work how they said they would
>in a game i already paid for under that agreement
You're right, I am literally entitled to this.

>>151215809
forced, shitters can't take a beating so you gotta force it, you know?
even though THEY CLEARLY DONT MATCH SAME SKILLED, BUT GOOD PLAYERS WITH SHIT PLAYERS AND FORCE YOU TO LOSE

FUCKING
FORCED

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>getting tired of competitive
>suddenly get a good team
>2 people add me as friend
>we group together for next one
>another good game
>3 more friend requests
>suddenly we are a fucking 6 man

>having more fun than I ever had since release, winning games left and right
>actual coordination, discussion, coviering each other, and having a good time


I'll never play solo q ever again

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I recquire your attention:

Which heroes do you think are balanced?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10956626

Which heroes do you think are NOT balanced?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10956634

McDonald
McGiggle
McNugget
McMeme
McArthur
McGillen
McAllister
McAfee
McIntosh

What else can we call him?

>>151215882
Uninstall OW and go play huntsman sniper in TF2

>>151215858
Some Hanzos are actually decent but only above mid 70s and even then they're picking an inferior DPS.

>>151215459
I had a 70 and 46 earlier today. Thankfully the 70 picked McCree and told his shitter friend to pick Lucio so we won.

>>151215858
I laugh every time I see "x% of match on fire"

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>60 elims
is this what they call carrying ?

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>>151215646

>hasn't heard of the pure "slut" meme

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who /scum/ here?

>>151215983
>genji not on the not balanced list
kek get out of here genji shitter

>>151215986
McShotgun (formerly)
McSniper (in disuse)
McSkill
McWHOA THERE

Just got the basketball through the hoop using Mei. Trying to do it with all heroes. Have you done it /owg/?

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>>151215482

The sniper grannys never say that though, only the Warboys

>>151215646
>while d.va is the sluttiest girl in the game
That's not Widowmaker.

>>151215458
I thought I was going to get at least 10 upvotes since everyone that gets MVP seems to get a lot. ;_;

EVERYBODY JUST RELAX

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>>151215986

McRae

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>>151216158
FUCK I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING
Disregard this poll I suck massive throbing cocks, I'll make another.

>>151215983

>No Genji
>No D.va
>No Mei

FUG OFF

>>151212672
No, because I don't have friends, but I would really really like to suck a stranger's dick though.

>>151216158
Alright buddy, if Genji's so balanced why don't you tell people how to deal with him?

>>151216209

True, but it's possible they couldn't get it on Junk/Hog in time for release.

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>>151216138

>>151212950
his primary fire does decent damage on a headshot and his boop is a nice aoe cone

obviously he can't carry but there's a lot lucio can do to help aside form healing

>boop a genji ulting wasting a second of DB
>knock a reaper off one of your teammates and he decides to retreat instead of chasing the kill

feels ogod

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Please remember to not bully Hana

>>151215986

Mayor McCheese?

>enemy team is premade
>we're all solos

WOW THANKS MATCHMAKING WOO KEEP IT UP!!!!!

This game is genuinely a fucking joke lmao

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Which gold weapon looks the best and why is it Zenyatta's with the Djinnyatta skin

>>151216351
Disregard that Im retarded and misread the post.

fuck me im getting dupes of summer epics now and still no fucking summer skins

jeff this is bullshit and you know it

>>151216383
??? they arent smurf accounts just shit players

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>>151216407

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>>151216407
I want to bully

>>151216218
Widowmaker is pure

Im tired of trash Pharah players

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>people unironically vote for their own cards

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>>151214478
>no one says "hello"
>throw the match on purpose

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

>>151216013
>be mccree
>okay aim
>can't aim because im always dead
fuck this, how squishy and voulnerable is this guy

STILL NO PATCH NOTES

how can i no life this game to 600 level ? i want to mindlessly grind but always ragequit after a loss.

>>151216762
Mcree? Save your flash bucko. You're one of tracer's biggest counters.

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>>151216664
>voting

>>151215038
For what it's worth, Junkrat says "What a lovely day!" in his comic.

>>151215570

>Don't get hit

D.va is a big target though...

>>151216138
the funny thing is none of those people cheesing rank points will be able to play without a low rank cuck in their group or else they'll accidentally get placed with true high rankers

i'll bet you anything those are the ones begging for a genji nerf

>>151216858
I die to the pig
every time

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>>151216551
>Most likely lost her virginity at a very young age
>Kills the men she fucks
>Most flirtatious girl out of all the girls in Overwatch
>Gets borderline sexual pleasure out of killing people

Nope.

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>>151215983
>>151216158
>>151216290

UNFUCKED PLEASE FORGIVE ME SENPAI

Balanced
http://www.strawpoll.me/10956693
Not balanced
http://www.strawpoll.me/10956694

>>151217065
tfw shes getting fucked by torbjorn

>>151216205
Does anything happen? I thought I made it once but I must not have.

>>151217065
Replace "kill" with "heal" and you've got Mercy

>>151217090
>no ana
m8

>>151216992
Assuming the pig is flanking you just keep an eye out for him. I don't know hook's exact range but you should be able to outrange him regardless. If he's catching you out from the team in a fight what the fuck are you doing, get behind your tank.

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D.Va is hard.

>>151217224
There's no way Mercy is pure. She's a mom, I think.

>>151216835
you could group queue for the group bonus

I'm just going to stop grinding and go around pointing out the fact that blizzard has resorted to even more scummy tactics at the expense of players

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I just watched a Matt and Pat video while picturing them as Tracer and Winston, and it was fucking perfect.

>>151216664
I'm just objectively the best guy.

>>151217314
You can still be pure if you're a mother

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>it's a "reinhardt charges into the point solo and dies" episode
>it's a "our healer complains in chat and dies every 5 seconds" episode
>it's a "genji refuses to kill the enemy pharah" episode
>it's a "2 reapers on the enemy team and no one knows how to deal with them" episode
>it's a "bastion/torbjorn on attack" episode
>it's a "lose 5 ranks in one session" episode

>>151216664
>not voting for yourself

are you a cuck anon?

>>151217263
Not this time nigger.

>>151217289
>should be able to outrange the hook

this is why so many people die to it

it can't be outranged and it'll latch onto you through walls

>>151216664
>cards
?????????

>>151215459
Or just make the 65+ gain little to no rank on a win and drop a entire rank on a loss to stop people from doing this

>The offense that has the most health also has the must survivability and does the most damage
Who fucking thought of this fucking shit?

>>151216084
>60 eliminations
>29 final blows
You stupid fucking retard, you got carried

>>151217453
Mothers have to get dicked to make children of her own. A mother is automatically impure. Unless Mercy adopted, there's no possible way.

>fallen from rank 61 to 57

I don't know what the fuck is going wrong

I'm trying my fucking best and it literally does not matter, nothing goes right, everything always fucks up, I can't FUCKING WIN ANYMORE

How does quick play matchmaking work? When I started playing, it put me with players that might have as well been AFK. Now it matches me against tryhard cheeselords.

I just want to go 30-0 as Pharah again ;_;

>>151216876
When he says It's a perfect day for some mayhem, it's clearly an homage to that as well

>>151217487
How's Genji supposed to kill Phara, cut the guy some slack. Phara's way up in the air, bro.
But I agree with the rest of what you said. Absolutely everything you posted has happened to me today.

>>151215459
It's not about integrity, anon--it's about lootboxes. If you ban lucioball glitch abusers, that's 7 less days they have available to grind for that limited edition™ legendary skin, which means they'll have to buy 2x the amount of lootboxes right before the event ends.

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>defending on king's row
>see this
what do?

Gold dmg as lucio on rank 75+

HOW

>>151217487
why are supports always so unreliable in solo q?
>mercy refuses to heal you because you're genji
>mercy main tells you to learn a real hero weeb
>zen/ana switch to dps out of anger because that's all they wanted in the first place

lucio mains are the only good supports to be frank family

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STOP LETTING MERCY DOWN.

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>>151217849

Get WidowBitch away from my pure and innocent Swissfu

>>151217849
dicks out for widowxmercy

>>151215227
>soldier looks old in that short
That is because he is old. It's at least 5 years after OW headquarters is blown up.

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Is there any top500 lurking this thread ?

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>>151215459
Oh boy, you sure would've liked this game I was in

And ofc the 25 was a smurf who was a really good Mcree and went Bastion on coinflip def while coordinating on mic, so we won. Delicious underdog bonus

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>>151217849
Unzip dick

>play one comp game after placement matches at rank 50
>ilios
>tell team we either need a s76 or zen cause just lucio heals isn't enough
>have pharah that hasn't switched all game
>guy that keeps switching between junkrat/reaper/bastion
>other guy goes fucking widowmaker

fuck this shit golden guns aren't worth it i don't have a group of people to play with so I'm just gonna play QP where at least people will sometimes work together

>>151217973
Reminder if they're to 500 in any other region than NA they're worthless.

Is a 77% hero rank on Overbuff decent? I have that with Lucio.
>mfw my hero rank with Hanzo on quickplay was 90%

>>151217885
>start playing
>Lucio as healer
>choose ana for fun
>goes to point
>Lucio dies
>Switches off to DPS
>I stay alive and on the point
>I die
>Team lose the point
>it's my fault for not playing Lucio

I have my doubts, anon

>>151217961
So there's no way that girl we saw in the short could magically age so much in such a short time span.

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Give me the full rundown on Hogger chaps.

The primary fire I get, its a fucking shotgun. Lovely.

Secondary fire is like primary fire after about 15-20 feet? Hard to explain what I mean but its like a Roadhog 20 feet in front of me shooting primary fire?

The hook I get, but who is top pickings? Is there a tier list for hook priority or does it change in the moment? Is 60-70% decent accuracy for a beginner Hogger?

Use Ult near cliffs for instant hilarious shit, or to push a bunch of fuckers off a point/payload? Is it worth using it for dps? I noticed it shredded squishy heroes up close...

Alt fire, hook, primary fire, melee is the combo right?

Any other tips? Tell me, I need a new main. Also...

>best hog skin
>best emote
>best win pose
>best highlight

I have Stitched, Thumbs Up standard emote, Tuckered Out and Whole Hog on at the moment.

>>151217693
You can be pure and not a virgin. If the only sex you've had is with your husband, in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of creating a child.

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Well, went to go cry in the shower for a couple minutes, still upset that I lost 5 ranks in a single session, but i'm feeling better, at least.

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>>151218208
Correct

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>>151218208
We'll see about that anon

i need more lewds of d.va's feet

>>151218206
let me fix it
>team already have*

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>>151217849
GONNA NEED SAUCE, SEMPAI.
>tfw can't post MercyxWidowmaker SFM

>>151218335
there's literally 0 things lewd about feet you piece of shit that's like saying fingernails are lewd

>>151217849
take out my dick
scream as loud as I can
"DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE"
give both of them the tickle gun

>>151218208
the overwatch timeline is fucked so anything's possible now

>>151218424
what is a foot fetish

>>151217849
Kill the Degenerates

>>151218253
>best aesthetic options

The ones you like, maybe?

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>>151218208
I want to braid Alejandra's hair.

>>151215523
But she doesn't poo in the loo

Designated shitting teleporter

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Anyone want to play with play with me? I need to level up quick.

>>151218208
Or that she would work with Reaper desu.

>>151217973

I've seen rank 11 and 375 post here.

>>151218482
retarded as shit the same thing you'd think a fingernail fetish would be

>>151218448
No it's not. Everything so far lines up time wise in the story.

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>>151218440
>harambe shit happened months ago
>get more of it now than when it happened

I don't get it, where is all of this coming from?

>>151218569
I think you meant want to braid Sombra'shair

>>151218206
that's why I said lucio mains or people who insta lock him

>for fun
well in quick play it's whatever

>>151218773
Except gameplay.

>>151218837
>except gameplay
The gameplay isn't cannon to the OW universe. This has been explained many times.

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>Next cinematic is at Gamescom on the 18th and is about Bastion

YESSS

I SAID I WANTED A BASTION CINEMATIC AND THEY DELIVERED

BEST ROBOT

>>151218187
Whatever do you mean ?

>>151218795
Le reddit is a little slow with their le memes

>>151218253
in order

Yes

Everyone who has 200 or less hp, yes

Both, and yes, especially for killing Rein shield

Yes

>none
>can crush
>pointing
>whole hog

>>151218795
>where is all of this coming from
People who are just now learning of the meme and then spamming it because roffle ex dee. Welcome to the internet.

>>151218916
>It's just him murdering Humans
Fuck Ominic scum Kings row was right nuke them all

STILL NO PATCH NOTES

Dear console players: What the fuck is ho hard to jut stick together like a group?

>>151218837

The devs literally came out and said "Overwatch gameplay is like playing with action figures of the Overwatch characters. Its not cannon, its just for fun"

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>>151218795
Nintendo.

How much can I infer about my MMR from the groups I get in non-competitive quick plays?

>>151218735
>hating on other people's fetishes

one sad lad here

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>>151217090
We broke 100 votes.

Please keep in mind that the poll ask for balanced and not balanced, not who needs a buff/nerf.
The polls were posted on this general and two threads on /v/ for maximum coverage, I avoided waifu threads.
>Balanced/Unbalance, in votes not %.
>DPS
>Genji: 1/12
>McCree: 3/8
>Pharah: 7/1
>Reaper: 8/2
>Soldier 76: 6/2
>Tracer: 4/4
>Bastion: 3/7
>Hanzo: 4/5
>Junkrat: 8/4
>Mei: 2/8
>Toblerone: 4/5
>Widowmaker: 2/8
>D.va: 4/6
>Reinhardt: 6/1
>Roadhog: 9/2
>Winston: 3/7
>Zaryah: 6/4
>Ana: 6/4
>Lucio: 7/4
>Mercy: 5/2
>Symmetra: 2/9
>Zenyatta: 5/7

Will update at a later time.

>>151219064
Because Cawadooty gamesense.

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>>151219068
>ghost
>meat shield

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>SFM Devil Mercy eating D.Va's ass while she plays vidya

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>Keep only playing S:76, Roadhog, Bastion, and Zenyatta because they can't easily heal themselves or in Zen's case heal overtime

I feel like a complete retard.

>>151215523
I wish she had a secondary ult like D.va that would either let her remove the teleporter and allow her to set it up again elsewhere even while it's being attacked Rescue Ranger style (sustained damage and # of uses remain). Or it would teleport her to her teleporter so she can surprise melt whoever is attacking it.

>>151218735

Certain parts of the body become easily cross-wired to be recognised as sexual.

Feet and armpits are probably most notable.

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>>151219009

>>151218621
post your btag

>>151219090
>Forgot to put the other heroes categories
>Typos
>I keep fucking this up

It just doesn't stop.

>>151219093

The they should go back to call of duty then instead of ruining the game for other people. This is why Call of Duty should have never existed.

>>151218187
EU are always better at fps though. And every other genre for that matter.

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>>151219128
link
>>151219195
you just admitted that it's dumb to like them you have to have something fundamentally wrong happen to you to like feet or armpits
the only acceptable non-sex part fetish is thighs cause it leads right into sextown also 絶対領域

>>151218795
welcome to meme

>>151219462
>EU is better
fucking top kek top 500 in US is 79 for lowest EU it's 77

>>151219383
>Cod 4
>Not the best game of all time

hello underage.

>>151219225
Bastermating.
I'm real low though

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Junkrat and Pharah switch clip sizes

Ult cost is compensated accordingly

>>151219617
They are literally the same; 5 shots each.

>Get a group of randoms against a premade group

Wow so fair.

>>151219647
Phara has 6

harkonnen has autism and i hope he kills himself

>>151219489
Shadezart on Tumblr.

>>151219583
I loved that game so much
>10th prestige 55
>no life in high school

>>151219489

You'll understand it in a few years.

>>151219068
God damn this actually a cool looking pokemon too
Why do all the good ones have to be fake

>>151219583
Not him, Cod 4 is great, but it doesn't come close to Halo 3 or Goldeneye tbqh

nerf THIS
-unzips hook-

>>151219064
what rank are you? it gets slightly better around 55-60 but you'll still have random freaks maining with no game sense or productivity to speak of

hope things get better, every now and then I've got a team who organizes ults and pushes even without any communication

>>151217160
you get a loot box

>>151219068
>Fighting type
He didn't fight at all though

>>151219090

>People consider Symmetra unbalanced

How

>>151219583

This is bait.

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>>151218913
Then what's the whole point of having a story at all? It's not like we have anything else Overwatch related than the game itself and a few CGI cinematics to promote it.