/srg/ - speedrunning general - rip speedrunning edition

>>151202348
It's not though.

Even in the darkest hour, always remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

There are brighter days ahead! Cronikeys will make speedrunning great again and restore this general to its former glory!

why do the threads keep dying?

>2 threads with less than 100 replies, archived in a day.

Is this it?
Is this how it ends?

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>>151202984

the euros can't do their jobs and keep the thread alive while the americans get home from work. can't trust them for anything anymore. glad NASA exists since euros even managed to fuck up ESA.

(((NASA)))
(((ESA)))
(((GDQ)))
We are desperately in need of a new bird.

>>151202984
Cronikeys is a manic psychopath with a dick.

>>151205315
>le /pol/ formatting
Haha, fight on /b/rother!

>>151205315
drybirdfam

>>151205315
*birdlaughs*

>>151204756
because there aren't enough people discussing (((((Cronikeys))))) and giving attention to headcrab

Medievil, Medievil, Medievil! XD

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>>151202984

>>151204756
hes killing srg and he does it for free

>>151205791
lmao ook ook eek eek medieval

medievil lmao

>>151206152
based glenn

>>151206152
Praise be to Glenn. The pruning day is upon us.

>>151205478
Fuck off Chibi shill

on my way home from the sausage factory I found $100 on the ground. how should I use it to save speedrunning?

birdxbrain

>>151207319
Use it to roll a blunt and smoke it for some creative inspiration. The herb is more valuable than any bank note.

>>151207319
buy some soylent

>>151205009
whatever rep esa had is now ded

birdxevil

>>151210546
until soylent realizes how stupid they are and gives narcissa the sponsorship she deserves i'm going to have to ask that all of you guys NOT support them

Medixcucklet

Who has the bigger dick? Croni, Chibi or Bene?

bansheexscreech

SquidxPub

>>151212616
Croni. She's the most masculine of those 3

>>151210820
>>151212636
>>151213129
imagine hating someone so much yet can't stop giving him attention

>>151213397
It's almost like squid is posting about himself!

Spike the Cheetah.

>>151213957
It's definitely not me, sort it out

The God Gamer Stigma

birdxmonkey

>>151216010

>>151213397

>>151217782
>de hippie spacing

>>151213397
It's almost like squid is posting about himself!

>>151217993
reminder that no one has ever posted about theirself ever

It's impossible to know who is behind each post.

>use very unergonomic WiiU Controller for hours every day
>wonder why your carpal tunnel hurts

>>151218402
>use wireless radiating controller for hours every day
>wonder why you make bad decisions and become a tranny

>>151220907
I think that has more to do with reading too many hentai manga

>Our boy pie picks up the best speedgame
>/srg/ dies

can estrogen make joints hurt more?

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>>151221310

>>151221953
fuck off cosmo find real friends

The Tranny Marxist Stigma

Can you speedrun this game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgd8Qw1jv7s

Zoasty proving himself to be a god gamer once again.

>>151225482
zoasty more like roasty lamo

Zoast got a casual WR.

Oats probably going to kill himself soon.

>>151225482
only a God Gamer like Zoast can endure The Stigma

Soo I just watched this run

Please fucking god tell me these faggots are banned from GDQ.

>Annoying as fuck
>Wont fucking talk about run
>Sperging out OMFG SO TIRED I SUCK LOL LOL OWEN WILSON LOL CLAPPING

Fuck this memer

oatygoaty BTFO

zoast shitting out WRs like he has diarrhea

>>151231689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RylQGkoZpSE&t=6881s

>>151231975
Congratulations on world record!

>>151231975
b*sed

>>151231719
Oats will forever be remembered as that guy that beat Zoast by a second and a half on one of his runs and had the WR for a couple of weeks.

When the new route came out, Zoast was getting WR like every stream.

>>151231834
grats on wr!

What do you think Jeremy Marks tastes like?

>>151239143
Nando's chicken.

>tfw I almost fell for the Soylent meme
im so glad cosmo decided to be the test subject
i really didnt want to become a tranny

>>151240812
i honestly don't get the appeal. like, estrogen poisoning aside, why would you want to replace all food with weird dirt smoothies?

Let the fucking doggy die already
jesus christ

so trihex has now sunk so low as to create his own romhack to speedrun?

>>151245997
its not that different to making up meme categories to have world records.

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>>151246958
>meme

God these threads just keep fucking dying. Am I going to have to delete my speedrunning folder?

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

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whats his name?

>>151248872
>funnest transfomration

Where the FUCK is bertin

>>151248872
literally playing a romhack at a GDQ... what class trihex, what class

>>151205315
>>151249552
who is we?

>>151210887
what do you mean by "you guys"?

>>151249676
Wedievil

>>151248872
did his mario maker bubble burst and now he needs to resort to gdq exposure again?

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>>151251920
https://www.soylent.com/ That video on their site is fucking comedy. Like anyone would drink this stuff as a hip new thing. I cringed,

>>151253713
i thought soylent was just for old people and trannies.

>>151253713
I want to try out their new coffee thing desu

Is soylent made from people?

How do we get Trihex sent to jail?

>>151255110
who is we?

>>151255130
Us fellow white males

>>151248872
Will this get in? Reminder that world record holder Trix got denied when he submitted a 100% run of the base game.

Why don't we talk about spicy drama anymore? :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcygRbIdnPo

any good games to run on handheld shit

>>151256395
Kirby's Air Grind

>>151255840
I hope it gets in so I can send Nintendo a nice letter and get AGDQ shut down.

>>151256182
reminder speedrun.com is complete trash because it lets people like jumpyluff have mod over so many games. it was a first come first serve for mod on games when the site launched.

>>151249552
tfw didnt make the list

>>151256182
who is we?

>>151257406
*Gives attention to you (the headcrab reading this)*

hi narci :3c

>>151258990
thanks!

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spicy gameplay on TMR's stream again

hi medievil :3c

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>>151262321

>>151262790
why isn't he saging?

>>151262840
/srg/ is dead anyway, there's no need to sage.

What will happen:
1. TMR continues to get NES games sent to him for free by his drones.
2. He eventually completes his collection.
3. Suddenly his mother gets very sick.
4. He has to sell the collection for well over 10k$, a fraction of what he spent on it.
5. He breaks down crying on his stream and apologizes that he had to do it.
6. His fans understand and shower him in money.

>>151263821
>a fraction
meant a multiple

*makes a romhack that removes all the hard parts*
It's real,,,,,,, nigga!

*makes a romhack to run a game for WR without the competition*
It's real nigga!

>>151265134
>>151265252
>makes
I have a hard time believing he can make anything himself.

>>151265456
*pays a 17 year old girl 2 grand to make the romhack*

>>151265593
It's real nigga!

For 20 dollars you either get

A
>witwix says your name live on stream and reads your retarded message out loud

or

B
>a hot white girl who basically becomes your private sex slave for 15 minutes on a cam site

Twitch fucking sucks man.

Based Trihex picking up a Yoshi romhack with no competition because he can't compete with the actual game! AND he thinks it's getting into AGDQ!

Mecharichter and PJ - Battleblock theatre 100% Co-op - AGDQ 2015 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrML9pOg92o

Hilarious run, great runners and the dev being on the line was really cool too. Probably my favourite run at any GDQ and still love watching it back from time to time.

Witwix - I wanna be the boshy - 100% - AGDQ 2015 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8GlqtSJxmk

A really great run of a really difficult game, where the runner and 2 couch members were donating money for each death. Really funny commentary and a really good run too.

These are probably my 2 favourite GDQ runs, and both are certainly worth checking out.

>>151266992
Okay.

>>151266639
>He doesn't know about weewee's private donator streams on chaturbate

>>151266867
You know what the saddest part about this is?
It will get in.

>>151268594
why did you spoiler?

>>151268638
Why didn't you?

>>151268676
Why did you ask me a question?

>>151268987
Why are you talking to me?

>>151266992
>>>/v/
>>>/r/eddit

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>>151271232

>>151273326
why didn't you sage?

>>151248872
>, and is funnest transfomration
>, and
>transfomration
nigger can't even write

>>151274353
thanks for the late response!

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>>151273367

>>151274419
thanks for the quick reply!

>>151274353
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151256989
What is the better alternative?

>>151256989
who cares about mods on speedruncom anyways? it's not like someone will refuse to verify a legit run unless they are complete autists and even when you could still contact the admins

>>151276758
please give me a sincere answer

>>151276896
thanks for the late response!

>>151276896
the problem is verifying illegitimate runs moreso than the other way around, e.g., runs with no video

>>151276896
the real problem imo is dead mods that never verify shit because they're dead
that's why i don't really think speedrun.com should have verification, if a run is suspect it can be removed after the fact

speedrunning sucks.

>>151277453
who is we?

>>151277209
>Oh hey, Sir Dingleberry is on the frontpage with a World Record in Super Metroid at 0:00.

>>151277726
who are you quoting?

>>151277726
and then someone removes the run
wow that was hard!

>>151277453
why did you delete?

>>151277860
Would be really fun to try to guess what is and isn't legit each time you look up a record.

>>151278246
an active mod would remove the runs every time an illegitimate one was submitted, in the end it wouldn't really be any different from how it is now, just leaderboards with mods that aren't active could actually have runs on them, rather than them sitting in verification purgatory
i've had runs waiting on verification for months, it wouldn't surprise me at all if there are hundreds of runs across the site waiting on verification

>>151278669
If you're waiting months complain to Pac and he'll make you a mod so you can verify it yourself
The whole boardmaker gets mod shit is so dumb though

*gets exposed*
*resorts to policing the thread to cover exposure*

Any% (Glitched)
Any%
Any% (No ABC skip)
Any% (100%)

>>151279587
*posts about a scenario that never happened*

>>151283012
what's the point of speedrunning the fking game and pushing the time down if you put some arbitrary rules that make the run longer?

>>151283137
fuck off, cyberdemon

you disgusting pig

>>151202348
As an outsider: what happened?

>>151284306
thanks for the late response!

>>151284306
the bubble burst

>>151283137
what's the point of this post?

>>151287149
dat niqqa wan 2 b keepin his dick doe

>>151276435
SDA

>>151290272
thanks for the late response!

>>151284953
to fking point out speedrunning is pushing the time to complete the game down, intentionally taking out glitches for no apparent reason than meme competition is fking idiotic

>>151291529
why do you keep censoring yourself?

remember when cronikeys made congratsio and then got so buttblasted when SRL announced leaderboards that he shut it down only to bring it back and then it died? lel what a baby

>>151291607
shut the FCK up

SDA really needs to update their knowledge base.

>>151292691
SDA needs to die.

>>151292925
Mike runs SDA.
Mike runs GDQs.
Mike goes MIA.
Both go to shit.

Why don't people actually step up and boot the faggot out and run things correctly? GDQs and SDA can be made great again. The first step is removing the asian cancer that prevents them from doing anything. Mike needs to be permanently removed from all speedrunning related community projects.

>>151292925
>>151293286
SDA, GDQ and Mike are all godly.

Speedrunning wouldn't exist without them.

Know your place, anonymous.

>>151291710
nice try cosmo http://pastebin.com/71hr9utD

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>>151293286
mike is dying.
coolmatty is dying (that leg is fucking huge).
the current successor to gdqs is a fucking fake asian woman who doesn't even speedrun.

we are in the darkest timeline.

>>151294726
Is this some kind of divine punishment? Uyama, Matty, Cosmo, Siglemic, all these other trannies, ... It can't just be a coinincidence. Does speedrunning go against our Creator?

>>151294726
>the current successor to gdqs is a fucking fake asian woman who doesn't even speedrun.

but she's a qt3.14

> How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece of shit goddamned game?
> Just so I can get world records and feel good about myself.
> It's a fucking joke.
> That's the only reason people speedrun, really.
> So they can get a world record.
> No one who speedruns is a fucking millionaire. You know, fucking hot bitches and doing actually important things in life.
> Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate, and getting world records is the only way they can feel good about themselves.
> How many fucking hours have I wasted doing this bullshit? It's so stupid. It's pathetic.
> All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get world records for a temporary goddamn high which will last, fucking, you know, a week or so.
> Until it goes away.
> And Ace exposes me for the world record shitter I am.
> Fucking hell, dude.
> It's a complete joke.
> Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

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My game has been broken beyond what I consider fun.
After finally derusting and beating my old time I would have liked to continue closing in on, and maybe even beating, Cubeface. This pigclipping business is just not something I care to compete in though.

>>151299937
i saw cubeface had "new skip" in his title but haven't seen what it is yet. some awful rng shit?

>>151300154
He turns an enemy into a pig and then jumps against a wall while the pig bites him, after a while and a lot of seemingly random wall humping he goes through the wall.
It cuts most of the game out and just seems terribly boring.

>>151294958
The material conditions that create speedrunners and the modern male "nerd" create a level of social alienation that's unbelievably damaging to the psyche. If these material conditions (capitalism and it's neoliberal social facets like trans/fat acceptance, PC culture etc.) are removed, then these kinds of things will no longer happen.

Communism is the only thing that can save speedrunning.

>>151300353
Yeah just saw him lose a run to it and go offline. rip

>>151299937
>>151300353
How could you expect to be able to stick to a game, when you couldn't even stick to your gender? Trannies OUT OUT OUT

>>151268594
Reminder that Trihex is the reason they don't do registration a the door anymore

>>151301278
Since when am I a tranny, has somebody been spreading rumors about me?

since when the medi medi
the medi medi!

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>>151302269

>>151302194
everyone knows, Mewyabby

>>151299937
>new skips
>game not even optimized
>I CAN'T RUN MY GAME ANYMORE
Threw up in my mouth.

pjoxt can you post the link to monte pls

Arriving at a game with route, tech & tricks already discovered = boring - A pathetic baby with bitch boy attitude who can't compete

>>151302639
newbois out please
that's the oldboi duntlund

>>151302917
this meme is being spammed by at most 2 people

>>151302639
I'm not who you think I am.
>>151302730
I not saying I CAN'T run it, I'm saying I don't want to because most of the gameplay is now skipped and the run relies on a few seemingly unreliable skips.

>>151303204
>my let's play has been ruined
>I can't speedrun anymore guys!
How have you not fucking killed yourself yet?

>>151222752
Soylent ain't that bro.

It's got soy in it but it's heavily processed and doesn't cause high E.

Being trans is a mental illness you have from birth, not one you develop.

>>151303469
>If you stop something cause it's not fun anymore you need to kill yourself
so you have TAS tier times in every game youve ever played right?

>>151304454
>trannies in 1900: zero
>trannies in current year: millions
?

>>151304549
>run at least 2 minutes from being optimized
>TAS
Will you stop getting exposed at some point?

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>>151302917
>>151303090

>>151303469
I don't think it's fair to claim the run used to be a let's play, it definitely went much faster than a casual playthrough. I just don't see the appeal in speedrunning this game with these new skips, so I'll stop. If that makes you upset for some reason I'm sorry.

>>151305087
This is literally word for word what everyone who gets BTFO says. Amazing.

>>151305342
Cubeface = real speedrunner
You = pathetic bitch boy

There's a reason he's at least given it a chance until it stops being fun.

has our boy fniure knocked up that american girl yet?

>>151305087
"hey trihex what happened to speedrunsbreakdown?"

"son, son, listen, son, let me hit the gym, and then we'll go in hard on runs today senpai! I swear! We'll go in the lab" *plays mario maker for 4 hours*

god what a fag

This is why we need a wall

>>151305740
why did you specify american girl when america is the default country of the world?

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>>151305546
But so have I.
And now that it isn't fun to me I quit.

>>151302910
theres a #monte

remove monte

>>151306674
Objectively not fun = takes actual effort to PB
Subjectively not fun = something a fag comes up with to justify not speedrunning

How's your transition going anyway?

>>151306324
sven hasnt had a white woman to himself in years, it's special.

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how do we fix him?

>>151305342
>I'm bad at the new skips so I don't want to run the game

>>151307683
a bullet in the head of every tranny freak

>>151307840
just gonna drop this on this post

http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/

>>151307949
took me a sec to get it

>>151307831
No, you misunderstand.

>>151307429
Well I honestly don't know the difference between objective and subjective fun, so I guess you're probably right.

I haven't decided what game, if any, to transition to yet. I might let you know when I have.

your way of speedrunning is wrong - guy that doesnt speedrun and refuses to prove he does

>>151308321
Transitioning into a dick devouring machine does not involve games, faggot.

>>151306674
love those fat tits

>>151304712
So autism didn't exist until recently because we used to think it was demons?

You're kinda dumb!

>>151309913
ty

>>151310459
Autism didn't exist till vaccines did.

ive been autism since the beginning of time!

AMA

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>referring to your speedgames as if they belonging to you

>>151311225
but you just did that, too..

>>151311225
So many people do this and act like it too

>>151311695
english must not be your first language if that's how you understood it

imagine speedrunning a romhack

>>151311960
you said "your" speedgames, you dumbshit.

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>>151311225
THEY'RE MY GAMES!! I MAKE THE RULES!!1

>>151313281
right, referring to the speedgames that you run, not the ownership over them, you dipshit.

>>151313740
you literally just admitted that the statement was hypocritical lmao

>>151314119
nope

feel free to elaborate on how wrong you are though, as if anyone cares

>>151311225
>>151311957
>>151313740
>>151314594
now this is autism

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>>151314651
>i can't argue against it so i'll samefag and call it autism

I guarantee you that medievil

>>151314594
Were you implying then that people refer to their speedgames as
>The game I am in ownership of . . .
instead of
>My game . . .
?

Because if not, then you unwittingly admitted yourself that your entire train of thought is retarded in this specific >>151311225 post

In other words, you are one proper downie, mister

>>151315269
>>151311225
>referring to the games that you speedrun as if you own them
>MY speedgames
are you seriously retarded that you didn't understand this?

next you'll tell me "they purchased the game so they do own it..." which completely misses the fucking point, you mongoloid

was esa the biggest failure in speedrunning?

>>151317525
*bird laughs*

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memes

30 hours of attempts to get all 6 oob clips in a single run... beat WR that used 4 clips by 2.5 seconds.

>>151318734
>30 hours of attempts
Now You're Playing With Degeneracy

>>151315591
CULTURAL

>>151305087
Tell that to Narcissa.

Worlds Most Influential Speedrunner is streaming!

someone real comfy better start streaming right now or im gonna do something

>>151327276
zfg senpai

>>151327351
ew

>>151327351
>>151327448
i swear zfg could just play back an old vod from 2014 and no one would notice

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is she thinking of leaving fniure for zfg already

>>151328151
zfg is happy. at least she's female. in this community it's a coin flip if she has a dick or not.

>>151328151
someone needs to stop this cunt

>>151328151
you can't "leave" a corpse though :/

zfg more like zflaid

imagine zfg making snow angels

would zfg start calling himself a normie like puncay if he got with cincy

>>151294726
What is the physical problem afflicting coolmatty anyway?

>>151327351
zfg is so impressively dedicated. His only competition is himself (well there's also Clint who will never even get close) but he still goes and goes and goes. I wish I found something I loved so much that I could be happy doing it over and over.

>>151293286
looool, people keep claiming that it's oh so easy but nsa was a gargantuan FLOP that no one cared about and was poorly run, esa keeps getting WORSE with time and even mercedesbux couldn't salvage that shit and the other marathons are nowhere near the scale nor the prominence of gdqs. as questionable as many of the aspects about their events are, uyama and his lackeys did a tremendous job at turning a shit uninteresting hobby into a massive event worth hundreds of thousands of dollars which has gathered most of the most talented and recognized members of the community.

>>151332282
me

>>151331848
*yawn*

>>151333335
<================================3

>>151331848
ESA raised over $315,000 AND still had fun. The tech was the only fuck up but that is easily fixed by having the proper equipment. ESA proved that the community can run a marathon without needing $250,000 to do so. They proved GDQs are a scam. Which is why GDQs refused to support ESA.

>>151334964
i usually like esa, but there was nothing fun about waiting for hours between games with stale hosting by random non speedrunners.
most runs were ok, but none were amazing. best moments were crux, jangbang, and that xmen sms race where the guy kept dying while the other dude finished the race and started beating other games before the guy finished.
also the sponsors and the focus on donations werent great.
gdqs are just unwatchable. only nasa was nice this year cause it's the only marathon that feels like a bunch of speedbuddies just fucking around

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>>151318734
>run head first into every wall for 30 hours until you go thorugh
>le new world record

nice hobby you got there

If I go to SGDQ will I need to get a carry permit to protect myself from jealous speedrun rivals?

>>151327830
Cronikeys is working hard to save and preserve the white race you fucking retard. What are you doing, playing a video game quickly?

>>151339440
>0% chance of having white descendance
>saving and preserving the white race
seems like he's doing a pretty shitty job desu
why are white people such loons ?

>>151338149
only for zappers

bring back tony

>>151332282
I don't understand whores.

>>151341542
thanks for the late response!

>>151341084
Cronikeys is a Jew, like Jesus

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Come watch me stream with my cuck I mean with fniure

>>151342231
women ruin male hobbies because it takes away attention from them. what a shame.

Just got off the phone with flicky. Apparently mikwuyama just passed away for real.

I guess he wasn't faking it after all

F

Cronikeys is the only speedtranny I respect because at least >she has done important routing and glitchhunting on the TASVideos boards
It's a shame that >she is mentally ill and will probably kill themselves at some point but whatevs

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>>151342993
rest in piss

>>151342993
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mikwuyma/
>Currently Online

>>151343323
his computer must be on retard

>>151338149
You will need a carry permit to protect yourself from ISIS since SGDQ is in Minnesota now and Minnesota is the #1 ISIS recruiting spot in America. It's a miracle there hasn't been an attack at SGDQ yet.

>>151349591
>ISIS
>Somalian
LOL...

>>151290272
thank you

>>151330841
"love for the game" is an expression created by addicted fags who can't get a healthy fun activity. Speedrun is fun. Doing it at the frequency zfg does is retardation.

>>151294726
>>151306223
>>151307683
>>151310459
who is we?

ok seriously, I found a hundred dollars. how can I use it to save speedrunning?

>>151361645
Purchase a gun and shoot coolmatty

>>151361701
o_o

>>151342993
for real?

>>151362626
he's faking his own death

>>151362626
thanks for the late response!

>>151334964
paid for by the American taxpayer

>>151361645
buy me SNES/GB flash carts

>>151363689
who are you and what would you do with those that would save the community as a whole? also why not just use emulator?

>>151361645
find me some programmers and web designers and we can use that $100 to usher in a new age for speedrunning.

Nancy says she "smells really bad" but she put a ;) after it. Is she implying that fniure has a foot fetish and is gonna enjoy sniffing her stinky feet? Or maybe an ass sniffing fetish? She thinks we're too stupid to know this but I see right through that ;) face. I know she was implying some kind of shit like that.

>>151363597
>new

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>>151365630

>>151366306
What? Are you jealous that you don't have any stinky feet to sniff?

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>>151366417

>>151365630
can't wait until next may when she pops out a kid and doesn't know if puncay, cheese, or fniure is the father.

>>151366417
please stop taunting EG, he doesn't have anything to live for except feet

>>151366268
its new to serg

>>151364987
>Wants to save speedrunning
>encourages emulator use
I question your dedication to the cause

>>151366587
oh my god anon. I thought you knew... EG... he lived a hard life. Unfortunately, he couldn't fight his irregular foot fetish forever and he ended up taking his own life. I'm sorry you didn't know. We just assumed he didn't want everyone to know since he was always a pretty personal guy.

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>tfw you know you are destroying TMR on his NES project

>One thing that could change all of this would be if we convert to a non-profit organization ourselves. That's always been something we're interested in, and once Mike's back we're going to investigate if it's possible for us to pull off. We should be able to more easily secure event fundraising sponsors in that situation, as opposed to sponsors who are donating only to the charity.
>once Mike's back
When will this farce end?

>>151370716
Can someone just go on reddit and tell everyone that Mike was on site at SGDQ already

want to see the backpedaling and defense force coolmatty tries to use

>>151370716
>>151371247

Mike's just sitting things out and raking in the cash.

He knows he can eek out another couple years @100k/yr for doing nothing.

He knows he can "reappear" and get a viewership boost for another couple years @ 100k/yr.

He knows that once GDQ is dead he can get an easy 80k/yr 9-4 NGO job doing fuck all because he is a "highly experience charity event organiser".

Dude is stacking paper for doing nothing.

>>151357734
who is we?

who is we?

we is who?

is who we?

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when's am2r

who is we?

>>151372150
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>>151372850
Eric this has to stop...

>>151276758
>>151281914
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>>151327830
>>151332282
>>151349591
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>>151357226
why did you delete?

>>151373363
Who is Eric? We? Who is we?

Wa Wi Wu We? Wo

>>151369337
what is this faggot doing?

>>151342993
if uyama is not ded, how can we trust flicky

Say I wanted to start speedrunning a game I like, where do I find out the best tech?

>>151375231
If it's already run, you can find it in runs, forum posts, or just asking the runners.

If nobody runs it, look around on youtube for glitches and play the game yourself while trying to find stuff.

>>151375460
Any particularly popular forums?

>>151374253
Crunching the taco.

where is the esa budget

>>151374253
>faggot
>makes a confirmed non-speedrunning sellout cry on stream
>also forces him to actually race and be done with his shitty gimmick in a span of months instead of years
>most importantly, exposes the sellout as the entitled crybaby he is
Have some respect, you piece of shit.

>>151365016
>>151365187
>>151367152
>>151370716
>>151372272
>>151372452
>>151372510
>>151372850
>>151373763
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>>151375083
who is we?

>>151377183
Thanks for the late response!

> tfw no speedbf

>>151376093
Who fucking cares about shit like this, you are honestly pathetic

>>151380804
*bird laughs*

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how is narcissa doing with his learning of some arbitrary category?

>>151380604
same lets hook up

>>151317525
>>151363271
>>151363597
>>151365267
why did you delete?

>>151382953
Her name is cosmo

>>151384213
>her
stfu fucktard

>>151383953
Because I am the saviour of serg

>>151384264
you aint even squiddles doe

>>151384264
>saviour
end it

>>151385119
grindxmonkey can't even save himself from exposure

is super mario funshine an entertaining speed game?

>>151385650
if you can get past the 5 min intro on repeat it's ok

>>151385603
Squid is based, speedruns and gets good times. You are but a single person posting the same stale bullshit about someone you hate over and over and over. Laughable

Does the use of marijuana act as a performance enhancing drug for speedrunning?

>>151385603
Imagine being this autistically triggered over the mention of a speedrunner in the speedrunning general to post the same hatred and clique memes daily for over a year

>>151386929
Yes. If you vape you can only submit your run as a TAS.

>open stream
>female in voice chat
>close stream

the saviour of medievil

>>151204756

talk more about big names like Narci and Chibi and these threads won't die. Not literal whos like you mentioned who just post about themselves.

>>151389528
>de hippie spacing

>>151389528
But I'm one of those people that just post about themselves. And if I don't, my channel will die. If I have to pick between my channel and this general, I'll choose the former every time.

talk more about medievil

http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=viewthread&t=85319
Trihex expects other people to make his shitty romhack for him so that he get can a free WR with zero competition and then bring it to a GDQ.

I'm going to create some Medievil rating images on a 5/5 system. The image will feature Medivil skulls to symbolize the number and there will be five of them. 1/5, 2/5, 3/5, 4/5 and 5/5. Instead of numbers, they will be Medievil skulls.

The aim will be that we, the entirety of /srg/, shall rate each others posts with the new rating images.

Watch this space.

>>151390027
who is we?

>>151389584
what does this mean?

>>151389905
This is absolutely fucking hillarious

>>151390096
It is clearly stated in the post.

>>151372749
When you start routing it. I got a 2:30 casual 100%, sub 2 hours should be easy.

>>151390165

i know what it means but i don't know why it got its name

>>151390873
>de hippie spacing

>>151390027
This is absolutely fucking hillarious

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>>151390873
http://foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/97018314/#97039386
hippie tried to force himself and got pushed out as all failed sellouts are

>>151391417
post the nudes of the tranny

>>151311225
Uhhh...I'm pretty sure I spent money on my DRM-FREE copy of my game which I store on my hard drive that I bought. It's MINE!

>>151392212
thanks for the late response!