/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Reaper

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Hana Song

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ok heres the final version, pick your waifu /owg/
i will write an intimate fanfic about anon + the waifu with the most picks

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>>151196659
Hana Song

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>>151196258

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talon corrupted hana song skin or new hero when

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>>151196569

Threadly reminder that you have 9 more days to stop being trash.

Top 500 is possible, do your best!

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The entire team of EnvyUs' amazing tournament-quality aimbot!

Oopsie daisy, InternetHULK's copy glitched out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=96-a8qiU3Xk

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How do I learn/play reinhardt, symmetra and lucio?

I'm good with all other heroes but these I can't figure out and these happen to be useful ones to learn.

On the voice chat options, what are the differences between "auto join" and "on"?

>>151196776
Mercy is obviously the best.

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hana

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Talon Tracer

>>151196842
I have never played a ranked match

>>151196374
thanks
I'll give that approach a shot

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>>151196875
Oh shit, is there a new UI for webms?
>>151196776
Mercy
>implying I'd say no to having children

Tracer mains should be executed!

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Envyus.Taimou's amazing tournament aimbot has a tiny bug!t

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>>151196989
>le dark edgy AU
go to tumblr with your underwatch shit

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>he doesn't have his golden gun
>he is going to have a welfare golden gun

EL OH EL

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is there a image showing the range of genji's ult swing?

Getting 300 ping in QP matches EU. are the servers borked or something??

>>151196776
>wanting sex
Mei is the definition of perfection.

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>>151196997

Get out

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>>151196776

>Forgetting Symmetra and Zarya

But yeah, obviously Mercy

>You will never console her in German as she comes home crying and make Erdäpfelknödel with her

Why live

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http://imgur.com/a/1dru0
guess my rank based on my stats

>>151196842
I wish there were stats for people who solo queue and people who play in groups.

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Making Hana cry

>>151197120
How do you even know about tumblr's Undertale AUs?

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>>151197061
he just didn't know who to aim for and it coincidentally snapped to their heads

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>>151196776
Pharah

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Are there any weekly changes today?
Can I spend my Overshekels yet?

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Beep_Boop

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>>151196776
>tfw tracer is your ex and #2 is the reason you broke up

>>151196776
Pharah

>>151197224

That suggestion was made to blizzard but they insisted you need to get good scrub.

WHERE IS THE PATCH???

>>151196776
mercy or pharah

>>151196776
Pharah pls.

>think I'll get away from waifu autism in this general from being in /lolg/
>It's actually worse
Holy shit.

>>151196776
what's this headcanon shit

>>151197420
All Overwatch shorts feature two heroes

Who will share the spotlight with Bastion?

>>151197158
so what was your highest rank this season? did you just go for the golden gun?

>>151197524
WHAT PATCH?

>>151197223
23

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>>151196851
Got Mariachi Reaper and Widowmaker's summer games skin in the same box. I mean the reaper skin is alright, but I never use widowmaker so its kind of a so-so drop overall. Rest I've gotten from boxes are sprays, medal poses, and player icons thus far.

>>151197718
THE PATCH

>>151197178
Might be WoW, tomorrow will be worse once that pre legion patch hits

>>151197591
this game was practically designed for waifus, anon.

i tried to play with someone from the thread and they would not stop making autistic jokes about i need to dom all the OW girls since i main roadhog

>>151196779
D.Va is so damn cute
>>151197061
doesn't your mouse come up when you open the chat? how'd he type for 5 seconds while still aiming?

>Mei gets a speed bost (25%) if she shoots her m1 at the ground in front of her and walks on the ice trail

How would you feel about this change?

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>>151197591
>/tumblr/

I'm at 61 right now. Is there a chance for me to reach the top 500 before the season ends? I just want the spray.

>>151197265
Stop trying to make Tracer impure. She's definitely not for sexual.

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SOMBRA FUCKING WHEN?! She better use a fucking semi-auto pistol.

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>>151197718
Every tuesday theres a patch, it normally changes the weekly brawl

>>151196885
I sometimes play Rein on payloads, usually just sitting on the payload providing cover for the team, sometimes a Bastion will sit behind me. I'll Ulti when the other team is pushing back quite a bit, hopefully to give my team a chance to hold them off.

Generally you are a walking shield, seems obvious but can be quite strong when paired with weaker characters whose DPS can be powerful when they don't have to worry about getting killed.

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>>151196776
Still no choice there Anon.
As long as Dva loves me and is providing me with BJs I'm game desu.

I FINALLY GOT IT GUYS. THE BASTION SUMMER GAMES VOICE LINE!

it's like blizzard just said "let's rip off the fun parts of team fortress completely and then release it half finished after we turn it into our own broken jewfest"

>>151196776
Reaper is best girl

>>151197689
Zayra. Bastion will do something questionable and Zayra will be there to watch the whole thing

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>>151197120
remain upset sperglord

>>151197223
55

>>151197707
53.

>>151196776
Blueberry has absolutely no downsides.
>short range wraith teleportation
Shiiit. I really want that.

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>>151197689
Zarya? Symmetra?
I really don't know anything about Bastion's lore, or even his affiliation which I'm sure is Overwatch (formerly)

>>151197208
>crossover fanart with YowaPeda

I was not expecting this.

Reinhardt as Tadokoro when?

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i caved in to mr. shekelstein and bought 50 boxes

i feel dirty for feeding into blizzards dirty jewish tricks but all i wanted was sprinter tracer and my UK player icon and i got them

have you guys got the summer skins you wanted so far? what are you aiming for?

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>>151196828
fuck off, Hana would never betray her fans

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>>151198052
50

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>>151196776
i can't decide between D.Va or Mercy

I'm not sure if I want to be cucked, D.Va is so fucking cute though

>>151198163
>i caved in
Kill yourself

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>>151197168

>>151196776
Mei sounds comfy as fuck
>ywn get stoned and play vidya with Mei

>>151198028
twice a year anon, TWICE A YEAR

Is there any sort of penalty for continually leaving a game before the team is assembled, until I get the map I actually want?

>>151197120
Hell it's not like you need to be edgy when Overwatch was a task force formed by the UN to put down a slave revolt.

the world needs """""heroes"""""

>Finally got all flag skins


If blizzard does this shit again I swear to god

All I wanted was american mcree

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>>151198316
Should be 3m instead and maybe not a fucking 270 degree range. It's not a fucking washing pole and he has a swift strike to get close with!

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>>151198316

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Mei animated short when?

>>151198163
I've got all the skins I wanted and I just need Tracer's highlight intro now. The only skins I'm missing are weeb Genji and French WM at this point.

>>151197231
tell me there is more of this.

>>151198463
dis be me

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>>151198182
you realize how talon operatives are created, right? they're mindbroken. she wouldn't do that, yes, but Talon would force her to do it and like it just like the did to Widowmaker.

>>151198410
no penalty if you leave during the team picking section before you can even move around

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>>151198163
I just got MurriCree; I'm still missing a fair amount of stuff I want.

Wheres the new weekly brawl

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[russian dooting intensifies]

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>>151196885
Put sentries everywhere. Space them out

Hang back until you get your teleporter, spamming orbs in chokes

Give everyone a shield.

That's it.

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>>151198410
yes, permanently less exp earned based on your leave rate

Practice range should have zero cooldown for abilities, always charged ult and hero change everywhere.
Also, being hosted locally for 0 ping would be nice.

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>>151198408
BJs twice a year but Love always.

>>151198559
There is. It's lost in Korean twitter, though,so good luck.

Anyone here wanna team up?
My rank is 61, I play Lucio and Roadhog. I can play between 8 am and 2 pm, 8:30 pm and 11:30 pm Mon-Wed, 8:30 Pm and 11:30 pm Thursday and Friday, and then Saturday from 1 PM until I get bored of the game, Sunday any time.

>>151198612
Talon mostly operates in the shadows
Since she's an easily recognizable public figure they'd probably put a mask or something on her at least
Unless they pull some Manchurian Candidate shenanigans

>>151198685
Last Bastion
Premiers August 18

>>151198769
you're delusional anon

she would treat you like shit, and would probably cuck you, do you want to become the cuck of twitch.tv?

>>151198324
As long as you both stay the fuck out of Overwatch competitive.

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>>151198559
Forcing Hana to love you

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>tfw lost 4 ranks today

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>>151196842

>Tfw 21

literally every competitive game I've played today had a rank 40 smurf creating an underdog team

when are these literal niggers getting banned?

>Be Zarya
>Spam the 'My ultimate is ready' command
>Nobody replies with theultimate is ready command

Sure, I guess no one wants that combo then... It's almost like communication is not important.

>>151198612
>they're mindbroken
No they're not. They willingly join because they want to get rid of Omniggers. Widowmaker was one of the only if not the only one who was mindbroken because they wanted her to kill Gerard.

>>151198853
If it means being with Hana, then yes, I would be a cuck

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I don't know what happened but I can't seem to enjoy this game anymore

I think it's ever since they added Ana

>>151198812
her suit in >>151196828 probably has a face covering portion that she can raise or lower, like medieval knights

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>>151196776
Mercy, Phara, Widow and Dva are all great choices

>>151198875
23 here. I like it because I'm not stresses, so I just play a lot of matches, I'm almost at 300 comp points already.

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>Team gets mad at me for not healing because I'm busy teabagging the guys I just sleepdarted

Why can't they understand?

>>151197030
Just curious, how is this a hack? You can see the person come from the right side of the screen out of the door opening. Does Dead Eye target everything on screen or just in McCree's direct line of sight?

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>first game of the day
>5v6
>second game of the day
>4v6
>third game of the day
>3v6
FUCKING LEAVERS REEEEE YOU MADE ME DROP 2 RANKS

>>151199132
Is this bait?

NEW WEEKLY BRAWL WHEN???

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Is there a general Discord?

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>>151198853
But she's paying for all my expenses and I'm secretly loved like the dad she never had.
That LITERALLY trumps all the mean things she would do.

I have an older sister who is a total bitch and yet she's come to me more times than I can count when she's up shit creek/depressed.

I don't mind being the punching bag, I can take it.

how do I fucking counter symmetra

This is actually a serious question: I am having problems with this dumb nigger

I just want this stupid kebab shit to never leave her spawn again


no matter what hero I pick, she either OutDPS's me due to fucking tickrate or is fucking unreachable by whoever is supposed to be her hard-counter

>>151198163

No, all I want is the Mercy skin. 12,700 gold and counting with nothing to spend it on.

>35ish boxes so far

>2 orange tracer sprinter legendaries
>red zarya weightlifter legendary
>2 france widow
>2 sweden torb
>usa mccree

along with legendary gold and a basic pharah legendary

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>>151198979
doesn't D.Va hate omniggers too?

>>151198987
desu me too lad i'm ashamed to say it but yeah i'd let her cuck the shit out of me if i could just be with her

>>151198853
>tfw imagining this
>the tragedy is really comfy
this feels good

Ana is the most fun hero to play

can't wait for mcfaggot to one shot all weebs in the next patch

>>151197319
Why is Pharah so pretty

>>151199237
I got Swiss Mercy four times. I really wish I could help you, anon.

>>151199232

Winston shits on her. She has zero mobility, her turrets all die instantly, and Winston's shield blocks her beam.

>>151198938
People have absolutely no idea how much this game relies on coordination.

I have no idea how people cannot realise this with how heavily teamwork is emphasised.

I played a game last night, D.Va combining her ult with my Zarya ult just once in each round was enough to make each round pretty much a stomp.
I can only imagine how much better this game is in a team.

>>151196885
rein: you are a shieldbot for your team while advancing. at close range, shield if your team needs it, but your hammer is great in close quarters. don't charge in if your team wont be right there with you. ult priority targets like supprts and reapers - anything with the potential to ruin your push.

sym: dont make "car washes" with 6 turrets in one room. that's retarded. space them out to cover flanking rooms. usually you want 2-3 turrets hitting a target, preferably putting the turrets spread out enough so they dont die together. spam right clicks into the advancing reinhardt. drop your teleporter once someone dies, not before. switch to a better hero when they cap the first point.

lucio: stay on speed boost as much as possible. switch to healing if you need to heal. amp it up when you need to go faster or heal more. ult to counter stuff like junkrat tire or zarya ult, or maybe during a big push. skate around walls like a fuccboi if something gets on you.

>>151199435

I'd literally trade everything I've gotten so far for it, I don't play DPS heroes so everything minus the zarya skin is completely wasted.

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>>151196776
Either Pharah or Mei

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>Mercy has gone from cradle robber to fetus bandit.

>>151199315
agreed

>>151199149
They really need to fix this shit.

Who's Katya?

>>151199232
If she m1s you don't panic, and aim better
If you walk into turrets, walk backwards out. or turn and AoE them
If she hits you with m2s kiss yourself or learn to dodge
If she wins due to teleporter advantage play reaper and be willing to trade your life for a fresh tele

Everything about her is easy to beat, that's why nobody wants to play her

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>>151196776
I would let her cuck me. Just look at her. She's stunning. She's famous. She's loved by all of South Korea and probably almost all of the world as well. She is perfection.

Would you let her inevitably cuck you, /owg/? Cuckolding is the most degenerate thing someone could do, imo. But she's worth it. Am I alone in this? Should I end my lonely, miserable life?

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>>151196842
>tfw lost a shit ton of matches today
>tfw rank 48

>>151199570
Roadhog, obviously.

>>151199739
moot pls

>>151198871
I don't know why i think this instantly became my new fetish.

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>>151199739
Young girls are useless sluts

Only mature women like Mercy and Pharah are worth dating

>Literally 20 days of Lucioball
This is not fun.

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>Rank 48
>Golden weapon
Am I in this hell forever?

>>151199739
kys degenerate

>>151199183
Yes.

>>151199570
>free rent and board
>blowjobs
>humiliation fetish constantly going off
>boosted ranks for epeen
>have a girl that's hopelessly in love with you even if has trouble showing it

The other two options don't even come close.

>>151199954
WHAT?

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>>151199576

>Correct German
>Still cringeworthy and nothing a real Kraut would use

I hate tumblr so much

>>151196776
I've already dated a girl like widowmaker, except without the blueberry thing.

D.Va humiliation kinda turns me on but if it doesn't turn into actual sex it kinda sucks.

Mercy is the best girl, BUT
short distance wraith teleport is bomb....
I'll have to pick Reaper.

REAPER

>>151199954
Today theyre going to change it to a Tracer weekly brawl and final week they will change it to a Zarya brawl

>>151196776
>>151199570
>blowjob while ... you're like the dad she never had

Is this some sort of shitty meme?

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>>151199739
If she attempted to cuck me, I would kill her.

>>151199957
if you're good at mercy you can be my healslut

>>151200113
>Today
Link, kindly, cause the patch that changes Brawl already went live, but we have no new Brawl.

>>151199954
>20 days of free exp

Nigga it's great.

>>151200128
It's the "sluts have daddy issues" thing. How have you never heard about it before?

>>151199481

This was in rank 60-70 btw, which is even worse.

/owg/ discord when?

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will this hot piece of ass ever be nerfed

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>>151196776
I think Mercy's is really off. Doctors tend to be some tough motherfuckers. Or at least I'd think so.

That shit can be super stressful. Not to mention if you're talking about medics on a battlefield. Mercy's probably got bigger balls than Soldier.

>>151199232
Be Pharah/sniper
Never get close to her
Let your teammates deal with her bullshit
if your teammates don't want to deal with her, just leave

>>151199957
>Mercy
And you complain about being stuck there.

>>151200317
FUCK MCCREE

>>151199078
Just turn towards your teammates and mash CTRL and M1 at the same time
learn to multitask

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>>151199739
>being this submissive to a frail pipsqueak

Hana is for breaking.

>>151200449
in the butt

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>>151200345
>Mercy's probably got bigger balls than Soldier.

>>151199570
If Roadhog wouldn't break my shit he'd be great.
Genji sounds like my kind of guy though.

>>151196776
I literally dream of having a girlfriend like Mei. Being a cute asian with a soft body and giant tits on top of that would just be gravy.

>>151200579
what will become of her once she is broken?

>>151199232
Pick Reinhardt,set sensibility to max, and spin it really fast when you attack.

I call this one "spin to win Reinhardt".

>Queue Comp
>my team is 2x duo q and 2 soloq
>enemy team is 2x triple q
>they are the underdog

Who knew we would've lost.

I'm about to reach level 100, when I do will my experience needed to level up change? or will it still take 22000?

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WHO powerleveling in comp to get 200-300 comp points for their favorite hero HERE
rank 59 atm

>>151200146
My condolences for the lack of Mei

Started playing Zen. What's considered a good amount of healing and transcendence healing?

>>151200251
I just don't see how daddy issues applies to Diva

>>151196842
I haven't played in a week because I was hella pissed the gibralar overtime bug cucked me out of reaching rank 70 again.

>>151200732
it gets reset back like if you're LV1 again

enjoy the lootbox fiesta

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How do we make Hanzo good?

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>>151200683
CUTE TOY
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>>151200854
You don't see her dad in game anywhere do you?

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>>151198612
>Mindbroken

go on...

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>>151200068
>tumblr

Tumblr likes Pharmacy, while Mercy/D.va seems to be the preferred Japanese/Korean ship.

Reposting from last thread because I need a fucking answer

>Usually get 30 - 50 ping
>Overwatch will randomly jump to upwards of 800 ping for no fucking reason
Is anyone else experiencing this?
No other online game does this shit, and this only started after the Ana patch

>>151200932
give him to a player with >80% accuracy

>Genji nerf patch still isn't up

>>151200932
remove him from the game

everytime i see a hanzo player i just go after him to teach them not to pick him anymore

>Crusader
>Richard the lionheart skin
>Lion as his sigil
>German, not English

How does that make any sense as far as stereotypes go?

>>151200345
Also literally everyone respects the fuck out of doctors and she is possibly the most brilliant one on the planet, it makes zero sense for anyone to bully her at work.

>>151200932
I've never played him, so I don't understand why he isn't.

His kit SOUNDS good, and his ult does seem to impact the game quite often.

Possibly give him some sort of close quarters usefulness.

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What are some tips for playing as Lucio? Sure he's easy to play but I still feel like I should be doing more with him.

>>151201270
Reinhardt needs a Teutonic Knight skin.

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>DAMAGE BLOCKED: 76,183
>11 commends

I
AM
YOUR
SHIELD

>>151200983
she looks so happy!

Reminder

Penis sizes

Micro:
>S 76
Small
>Roadhog
>Reinhart
>Mercy
>Winston
Average
>Junkrat
>McCree
>Reaper
>Genji
>Lucio
Big
>Torbjorn
>Hanzo
>Zenyatta

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>>151199256
D. Va's feelings about the whole thing aren't really presented. I guess the closest we can tell is she thinks of the Omnic Kaiju as just video game enemies. You don't really hate video game enemies, you don't like them either, you're just apathetic, right?

>>151201285
its a theoretical universe where overwatch grils are everyday people and i am not an unloveable worthless piece of shit

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>>151201196
Every time I've lost a rank in competitive it's been when I had a Hanzo on my team. Coincidence? I don't think so.

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>>151201432
>Zenyatta

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>>151201357
>You get nanoboosted

>>151201508
i think you're on to something, the same thing happens to me.

>>151198559
Those translations are from /u/, go lurk there for more

>>151200932
I dont know, pity because he's one of the best looking guys

>>151196776
Gotta go with Mercy, although it was really hard to pick between her and widow

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post em

>>151200128
Chicks like that tend to have daddy issues, it's kinda hot.

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>>151196842
I just wanted a golden gun. Do I really have to care about being a top 500 neckbeard?

Is it seriously going to be 2 more weeks of Lucioball?

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How do you deal with knowing you will never cum deep inside Mei?

>have a lot of time as Junkrat
>know he's objectively bad but he's just too fun
>continue to waste time playing Junkrat every match

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>>151201817
As long as you made it out of the shitter league to 61+, you can get a free gold gun, if you've got 100 credits already.

Working on it now, up to 78. Free gun, here I come.

>>151201940
i can live with that

>TFW you have a torb and junkrat in your team in comp defense in gibraltar

kill me please

>>151201940
Mei is one of those girls that can go from thicc and delicious to whale in about two weeks flat.

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>Game ends with 0-0
>DEFEAT

Someone please explain this logic to me

Today is my birthday. I dont expect many congratulations because its a day for yourself, right?

>>151200932
Lower cooldown on Sonic arrow to 10 seconds.
Increase projectile speed and decrese projectile drop. Shit's not a fucking bow at all right now.

>>151197231
I want to be D.Va

>>151197978
>Overwatch
>semi auto anything

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>>151202107
They pushed the cart farther than you.

In other words, You didn't make the cut.

>>151202114
>Shit's not a fucking bow at all right now.
have you ever shoot a bow? lmao

>>151202113
No, it means you have no friends and your family doesn't care about you.
You know who cares? Blizzard! Just buy 11 crates for 9.99$ and you'll get congratulated by every person you play with for your dank skins!

>>151199957
Anon you're never going to get that ebin 5man revive when the low ranks keep on filtering in to the death pit one by one.

>>151201357
>DAMAGE BLOCKED: 76,183
How the fuck?

>just playing qp to get xp for loot boxes
>bored of playing as widowmaker
>switch to ana
>somehow outheal the mercy on our team
I know its quickplay and no one gives a shit, but how the fuck did this happen

>>151198612
Where does it say Talon members are mindbroken?

>>151196776
Mei is bae. Widow is a close second. Blueberries taste awesome tho.

>Sniper/healer that only 2% of the playarbase can play effectively
>Next hero is stealth character that will most likelly have insta kill abilities
>Blizzard had already talked about adding a third builder

why is Blizzard trying to ruin this game?

>>151201940
the same way as I do about real life, I know I will never get to cum deep inside any pussy so I look for doujins ;_;

>>151201270
Maybe he was the English character to start with but then they changed it because of Tracer or something.

>>151202113
happy birthday anon, you survived another 365 days

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>>151196776
Reaper or Tracer.

>>151200182
I can be a combowhore.
>>151202342
I did get it in QP some time ago before ranked was a thing

I like rein but I've been having to play him in about 90% of my matches. really would like a chance to play any of the other tanks.

>>151202329
Not the respond i expected but thanks for the humour. Atleast you replied.

Also i got Tracer sprinter and her highlight even though i dont like playing here. And the mercy skin. Only want AmeriCree and genji.

>>151201026
>Hana Song is intercepted by Talon operatives during one of her routine combat missions/livestreams
>She tries to put up a fight, but she's never killed people before, so she hesitates
>Her MEKA is subdued, she is pulled out of it by anonymous masked Talon goons
>The livestream is cutoff by the goons, her fans are setting the entire Internet on fire, #WheresHana
>She's taken back to the Talon headquarters, they praise her talent and skill and ask her to join their ranks (at this point she is not harmed)
>She furiously denies, outraged at the mere thought, and demands to be released or, in her words, "her fans would destroy this (Talon's) entire operation"
>Her resistance leaves them no choice, her fragile, naive mind must be broken
>She is taken into a dungeon of sorts, cold and damp
>All of the Talon goons lineup, she's still unsure of what will happen next
>One of the masked men, with a distinctly uneasy aura about him, prepares a video camera and connects it to a computer
>Talon begins livestreaming the proceedings under Hana's own channel
>Her plugsuit is torn from her body forcibly, she is pushed down to her knees
>The first man smacks her around, calls her names, and spits on her face
>She begins to sob and plead to be released, "I'll do anything!"
>He takes his cock out and shoves it into her soft, warm mouth
>Tears streaming down her face, she closes her eyes and begins to surrender herself
>He finishes inside her mouth, she doesn't spit or swallow, just lets it sit there, too paralyzed with fear to move

more or should i kms

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Is there any settings or options where I can make sniper zoom into a toggle instead of having to hold down right click?
I just want to be a useful Ana and fuck the laptop mouse

>>151202107
Not winning is the definition of losing and you didn't win.
You're trash.

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>>151201758
>Main
>Have half the cast checked off

That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>151202439
>tfw
>Unscoped accuracy: 50%
>Scoped accuracy: 20%
I just stopped scoping at this point.
I suck with sniping horribly in every game, but I really like every other concept about Ana

>When I see the other team has a Pharah/Mei/Torb/Hanzo/Mercy/Symmetra

AHAHAHHA THANKS FOR THE FREELO

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>>151202027
>SR 56-59: 120 CPs
>SR 60-64: 200 CPs

Got to 60 yesterday on the back of Zenyatta. I can go up or down now and be fine with it now...
Not counting on top 500 pretty sure there's too many no-lifers abusing their way to the top.

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>>151196776
reapers thighs!

>>151202483
Thanks. I will keep up the work.

>>151199481
I play Comp regularly with friends, it's great.

Good comms, pairing up heroes, syncing ultis. And if you have a rando or two, usually you can all convince them to follow your strats.

>>151197178
glad im not the only one who keeps getting insanely bad ping whenever i play this game

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>>151201758

>>151202651
Dammit anon, I've already jerked off today.

When does this comp season end? I've not even bothered with my placement matches yet, there time left for me to get that done?

>>151202302
Bruv, shit moves at 66m/s.
Your typical non-futuristic bow has arrows at 100m/s.
That thing IS too slow.

>>151202651
this needs to be illustrated holy fucking shit

>>151202662
>using a trackpad

Why would you do such a thing to yourself

>>151202662
>Playing on a laptop.
>Playing with a laptop mouse.
kys please.

Is there a way to climb ranks despite being bad at the game? How do I cheese the system?

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how the fuck am I blocking with Phara?

>>151202981
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748074764#post-1

>>151197689
>All Overwatch shorts feature two heroes
Wrong.

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>Get PoTG
>Genji on the enemy team: "not impressive whatsoever"

Name a better feel

How much am I missing with quick play only? Competitive interests me, but I'm too fragile for vocal abuse.

>>151202981
17th I think, I also have one game left to get my placements done

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Is Adderall considered hacking?

>>151203136
Tracer/Widow
Hanzo/Genji
Reaper/Winston
S76/Sombra

eat shit

>>151201758
Give template first

Anyone have the checklist for summer games items?

>>151203096
It happens when you prevent someone from initiating overtime by shoving them away from the point with your concussion rocket. Also called "clearing the area" or "blocking the point".

The more you know!

>>151202917
Main: Genji, Lucio
Sometimes: 76, Zenyatta, DVa
When Needed: Zarya, Rein, Widow
QP Only: Mei, Pharah
Would rather Sudoku: everyone else

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>>151202114
>Lower cooldown on Sonic arrow to 10 seconds.
>Make Widow's ult, the actual assassin sniper character, even more inconsequential

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>Play 76
>Godlike, golds, rank and wins erryday

>Try McCree
>Absolute dogshit at him, 46% acc but can't do shit, rating goes into a nosedive

H-Help?

>>151203131
>>151203236

Thanks lads, not really been feeling the game since Zens discord buff but guess I'll grit my teeth and get it out of the way.

>>151198316
>Retards complain about length of the sword again
>Don't realize it's not just the sword hitting them

Stay stupid and blind

>>151203165
Someone else's unimpressive Q press getting potg instead of your unimpressive Q press feels bad

>>151202651
moar

>>151203165
why does Hana look so sexual in this highlight intro?

>>151203241
no but if he was playing in a tournament it would be against the rules unless he had a perscription.

>>151203165
>Someone on your team gets POTG
>You get a cameo giving them Sonic Barrier second before letal hit

>>151203241
Not by definition. I'd call doping cheating though.

>>151202697
>>Unscoped accuracy: 50%
>>Scoped accuracy: 20%
I have the same problem.
If they made her unscoped a hitscan I'd be ecstatic.

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>when you remember that Winston's cinematic was the latest on the Overwatch lore timeline and we will get a lot of lore updates in the future.

Feels good, Blizzard will stuff this game full of lore.

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>tfw you waste your interrupt or miss it on an ulting hero and they get potg with it.
Is there any worse feeling?

>>151203241
>level 472
>rank 42
>Junkrat

Wow, how has this person not killed themselves yet?

>>151203348
stop playing mcree

Is there any point in using flashbang against Genji? I feel like he's midair most of the time so even if you mange to land it he just keeps the momentum.

>>151203280
Weird, why is it named same as Blocking Damage with shields?
Also Lucio doesn't have this stat and I boop pepople a lot off the cap for this exact purpose. D.Va, Junkrat can do this shit too and some other probably

Is there any way to actually see a player's player icon in quick play?

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>>151203270

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>mrw I nail a Pharah with a couple grenades while she's trying to fly away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85MDZfZr1ag

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>rank 45
>destroy enemy team with tracer
>pls report tracer smurf

>>151203348
Play McCree more.

>>151203620
It can throw off an ulting one and waste some of his ult time

>>151203179
>How much am I missing with quick play only?

You are just missing out on verbal abuse.

>>151203462
Do they really do this?

>>151203423
Actually didnt use Q

>>151203262
Sombra didn't appear in 76's short you dingus

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>>151203436
ok, give me some time.

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>>151203686

If you give me three (You)s I'll post a meme

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>mfw went MAXIMUM CHARGE during my last placement match and got a quad kill

I have seen the light

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Post healslut

>>151196842
>tfw seasons best was 54
>went on a losing streak
>now 49

well, I lost only 4 matches in a row but the ranking system is kind of harsh.

>>151203916
bet u wont fag

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>pay 40 euros to play a game
>some autist is telling me who to pick

Why do people do this?

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Is is normal for your ability to go to shit after dropping mouse sensitivity?

Is it worth it in the end?

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>>151203887
are you memeing me? / 10

>>151203887
b8

>>151203975
No, go suck a dildo

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>tfw someone leaves a match where you just won the first round
Why do you do this

>>151203502
>Blizzard will stuff this game full of lore.
I'm afraid it will be a long process, how does Blizzard approach adding lore in their other games?

>>151202439
>Blizzard had already talked about adding a third builder
Might be Sven, he'd also fit the profile for someone that flies 24/7 that they said they wanted.

Alright I've gotten another lootbox
I'm really gonna get the Tracer or Mercy skin this time
Right?

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>>151203686
thanks

>>151203887
>(You)

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Does anyone here use a G600? I would like to know if there's a way to set different DPI settings to the side buttons.

>>151203916
ok

>>151203975
But anon I don't have any pictures of you

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>>151203165
>playing as tracer
>get 74% of the game elims
>gold damage
>Press Q to kill ulting Genji
>it's potg
>genji goes full salt
>LEARN TO PLAY A REAL HERO USELESS TRACER FAGGOT

>>151204129
Yes you will, good luck anon.

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>>151203760
>>151203603

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>>151203916
alright
>>151204013
>dropping mouse sensitivity
Do you desperately want to fall in rank?

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>>151201758

>>151203262
>S76/Sombra
Zero Sombra detected

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>>151203686
dva