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Welcome to the Legend of Zelda general. Talk about Zelda games old and new, and all discussions related to the entire franchise in its various forms. Share and discuss art, music, news developments, timeline theories, speedrunning strats, etc.

/lozg/ #35 - Cia's wet dream edition

Previous thread: >>150940626

>Link Compilation<
http://pastebin.com/ktUtxsNR

>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Infobin<
http://pastebin.com/yDtHrpnN

>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Video Playlist<
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1XM4qU010qLdBMVB6BVNZLfo5dpp8gmT

>News/Developments<
Toon Link Cameo in Monster Hunter Generations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8iuktPe-yk

Twilight Princess Picross:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/93fc36d80848c6dc

TloZ - "Symphony of the Godesses" concert tour
http://zelda-symphony.com/pages/schedule

TloZ Card Game
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-legend-of-zelda-trading-cards-listed-online/1100-6439912/

Twilight Princess manga in the west
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/05/the_legend_of_zelda_twilight_princess_manga_is_coming_to_the_west

BotW Link figurine in production:
http://gonintendo.com/stories/260163-medicom-reveals-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-figurine
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My country lay within a vast desert.
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don't forget the tetrafroce

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Friendly reminder that Peatrice is still waiting for you to return to her in the sky.
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>>151166898
I didn't tell her I liked her.
I never actually used her services either, I think I talked to her maybe twice in the whole game
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>>151166804
Your country sucks Ganondorf.
>>151166898
She's going to be waiting forever then because I'm not coming back.
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She/Her
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>>151167532
goodbye zeldawiki
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>>151167532
delete this
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>>151167532
I vote we replace all genders and pronouns with Karl Malone.
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>>151167912
+1
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I told you guys you were all a little screw-loose to believe in the Hyrule Historia.

You /vg/ goons. You Zelda Informants and Wikians. You don't know what it's like out there in the deep web. You've never been out there in the early 00's and fought the timeline battles we did. You HAVE NO IDEA what the term "canon" means. You live in your little sheltered "community" talking about make-believe fan-fics you share amongst yourselves, waiting for Nintendo to confirm them or not. You don't care! It's all headcanon one way or the other to us right? Woooooo!

Half of you probably think I'm trolling right now, because you're that delusional.

You... think this is new? You think this gender pronoun issue is new? That you have a fandom going? MORE LIKE NIGHTMARE ON NERD STREET!!

I know what needs to be done, and I do it! And I'm not going to sit around and let this happen to my series any longer.
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>>151168119
I was being serious, I mean would anybody be mad at being Karl Malone? Anybody? For racists you can just use Larry Bird.
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I WANT TO FUCK FI
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>>151168437
I'm really wondering if this is taken straight from their shit or you actually typed it up. Either way it makes me laugh my ass off.

Timeline battles stopped being a thing the moment TP was released and it became stupidly evident there could only be 3 timelines. Hell the timeline was still stupidly obvious when before and after WW came out when it was still just 2 timelines, the only exception is LoZ/AoL could really fit fucking anywhere because there isn't much story to go on them at all.
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>>151168437
Are you going to make Zeldawiki great again?
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>>>/h/4345011
>not linking this
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Do you want a game where Link ends up settling with one of the girls he attracts at the end?
Do you want a Zelda RPG?
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>>151168437
lol
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>>151168874
Threads dead jim.
>>151168892
I wouldn't mind it. I mean we've sort of had that with some games, SS being the biggest one. I wouldn't want it though because Miyamoto would come flying in and be like MAKE IT ZELDA NOBODY ELSE WWWWWW.

As for a Zelda RPG, sure, I'd be down for it, I'd rather it be an ARPG though like KH or Tales of or something.
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>>151168892
stop posting this
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>>151169068
Can we get a JARPG Zelda game?
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>>151169245
Why Zelda of all games did they choose to do this?
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>>151169249
Realistically, no. But I'd be more than fine with one. Just have shaft do a few animated cutscenes in places, have fucking uhhh djimps or whoever does the ultimate ninja storm games do the cel-shading, make it an AoL remake from top to bottom.
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>>151169345
Because the Zelda fanbase is split between a few factions of people.

>Waifufags
>Lorefags
>Headcanonfags
>Girlfags
>Retardfags (the pronoun idiots)
>Gameplayfags

If you like Zelda you're one of these fags or multiple of them.
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Are you ready for Legend of Zelda: the Chronicle of Xenoblade?
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>>151169712
i just like the games
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>>151170078
You're a gameplayfag then, or a funfag whichever works for you. Unless you're a girl then you're also a girlfag. I too am a gameplayfag.
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>>151168892
It's been done before. Link stays with his love interest in WW, TP, and SS.

Zelda games are RPG, they just aren't awful turn based crap.
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>>151170291
TP ending has link leaving ordon and WW link staying with tetra is doubtful because the spirit tracks link is implied to be his grandson and he has no relation to the royalty in that game.
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>>151169898
Oh shit are there Dolls/skells in the game?
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>>151171000
you can pilot a guardian later on but you need to complete some triforcenium and sheikahnet quests first
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>>151170514
WW ends with Tetra, don't try and stop that.

As for how Zelda and Link in ST are not related, well, fuck you
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>Twenty second and last match is Hilda VS Midna
http://poal.me/991175
http://www.strawpoll.me/10951832
>*REMEMBER TO VOTE IN BOTH POLLS*

Usual disclaimer:
>I am just a normal guy making a poll on an anonymous imageboard. You can imagine I can't decide if a poll is rigged or if someone is cheating by posting the poll link in other threads/sites. I can't check such crazy variables. My borderline legal suggestion is: support your favourite girl and do it with all your strenght. Don't expect your adversaries to be 100% fair. That's it. And yes, we have already seen some cheats by this point.
Rules:
>Vote in both polls
>Only the winner in the poll with the smallest number of total votes will be considered legit

Now, vote my friends, the poll and the whole tournament closes 19 hours from NOW.
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>>151170514
>the spirit tracks link is implied to be his grandson
when
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>>151170291
I don't get how Ilia is meant to be the love interest in TP when she doesn't even matter until the fetch quest before City in the Sky
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>>151170514
TP has Ilia waiting for Link to return home from his heroic journey. You remember Ilia? She's that girl he was questing for through the entire game. You might recognize her from the slow music in her cut-scenes in which she and Link exchanged googly eyes.
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>>151171756
If you read the game dialog, she is the one that Link is looking for when he leaves home. Link finds the children in the first town he visits, and Link keeps looking for Ilia. She's the amnesiac that Link tracks down by scent in Castle Town. She's the girl that Link escorts to the village so the shaman can examine the fish boy. The girl that Link keeps trying to help so she can remember him. We all love Midna, but your shipper vision is out of control.
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>Ilia and TP Link
>together

Come on
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>>151171775
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>>151171775
OPTIONAL SIDEQUEST
P
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A
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>>151172918
She's the motivator for the entire game.
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>>151173187
No she isn't, from the second you meet the imp you're her bitch and you do what she wants you to do. Midna is the main character and the game follows her story, not links.
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>>151173187
No, the motivator is the Fused Shadows and Twilight Mirror. She just happens to be part of that as well. Hell Link gives a fuck more about Colin than he does Ilia and only because Colin gets kidnapped. When he's told Ilia has amnesia he's like well that sucks, anyways, lets get going and then he immediately leaves.

TP Link doesn't really give a fuck about anybody honestly, he's just along for the ride. It's not like OoT Link and Saria where she is the only person he bothers trying to explain himself to, the only person he runs away crying from, and a very clear crush that Saria has on OoT Link to the point its almost pretty much stated.

Also if you wanna go down that route, when Lanayru is talking of the Interlopers and Fused Shadows, its only ever implied that TP Link and Ilia are friends, friends who would willingly betray each other over the Triforce if they let things get out of hand, especially if Link sticks around the Fused Shadows and uses them.
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>>151173442
Your shipping derangement is showing.
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>>151172350
>implying I think Midna is the love interest of TP
>implying I'm a Midnafag
Link didn't personally escort Ilia in particular, she just tagged along because she was worried about the Zora prince. Link only goes out of her way to restore her memory because he needs to in order to restore power to the Dominion Rod so he can get the 4th mirror shard - prior to that Link does absolutely nothing that shows he cares more about Ilia than any other character in the game, and you're saying that MY shipper vision is out of control
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>>151173813
Exactly why the fuck is LA so goddamn hard
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>>151173939
Roc's Feather, abuse it.
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>>151166715
>you will never have a crazy choco lady lust after your dick
why go on
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>>151174017
I have save scumming, but thanks.
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>>151172634
Well, Midna fucked off so he had to dick someone.
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>>151173584
Please compare the faces Link makes when he looks at Ilia, and the ones he makes when looking at Midna when she is her true form.
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>that moment when Link holds Midna in his arms
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>>151174641
Not that Anon, but for the sake of comparison, left is Link after he sees Midna in her true form for the first time & right is Link during the cutscene just before King Bulblin kidnaps the kids
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>>151175220
>Left Link
>fuck yes, everything is going perfect right now, and now I get to fuck this bitch everyday

>right Link
>this is my life now, at least she's cute.
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>>151174641 >>151173813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn19cdTpCgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl0T0JfkkdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E4ojWEXWpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dQB9VxkgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceCEC8Fbkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hniroTzQdVU
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>>151175220
>>151175641
For even further comparison, Link has the same smile on his face as right Link in the comparison when talking to Rusl during the very first cutscene in the game

If Midna isn't the love interest of TP then neither is Ilia
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Reminder that Sheik is MALE
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>>151175861
>>151175641
Midna shipper, please. You're embarrassing yourself. Midna would not approve of you.
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>>151173584
>Implying I am a fucking midna shipper
I was jabbing at how piss-poor the plot of the game is and how you as the player take a back seat to the character that is supposed to be your companion, which means you end up entangled in her personal storyline, even though your character has zero personal reason to care>>151173581
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This is getting out of control

What do you win if Ilia is the love interest?

Do you think Link would leave Ordon at the end of the game just because? Was he given a quest by Zelda? Did he leave to search for something?

I don't think we can answer any of these until we get a sequel or HH2.0
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What was with that mirror in Link's tree-house basement in TP?
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>>151175992
SHEik
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>>151176117
>What do you win if Ilia is the love interest?
Go ask your father.
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>>151176002
41 is me, 61 is another anon. I don't really care for Midna, besides her hot body, but you can clearly see Link likes her way more than Ilia.
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What if something happens in the Twilight Realm and Midna contacts Link using something to ask for help?
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>>151176002
>I can't come up with anything to refute the points you've made so I'm resort to an ad hominem insult
>inb4 "Who are you quoting?"
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>>151176212
Links reflection turns to dark link from the lanayru vision for a second if you stand in front of it long enough.
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>>151176532
Who are you quoting?
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>>151176364 >>151176532
Link is happy for Midna to be cured of her curse, but Ilia is the one with the spinning cutscenes and long stares into each others eyes.

Take a minute and watch: >>151175821
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>>151176481
That's why Link has the mirror in his basement like >>151176212 pointed out. Midna put it there, why do you think it's in the dark?
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>>151176481
There's nothing to imply that messages can get through from the twilight world, and even if they could link has no way of crossing over to help her.
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>>151175220
>Left
Shock.

>Right
Adoration.
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>>151176481
No game about it yet. Assuming a normal lifespan, Midna is long since dead by BotW.
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>>151176563
>turns to dark link
No, it's plain dark from the beginning. which makes perfect sense because the room is dark.
of course they'd use dark link's model because he's fucking dark and that fit perfectly, they wouldnt do another model when they can just use the dark link one
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You know what mechanic they should add to the Zelda games? Sleep deprivation. Link never sleeps in any other game during his adventures. When he does, it's just a thing to do to pass the time. Like the temperature gauge, there should be a sleep gauge to show how tired link is. There's no way any person could stay awake 24/7 and still climb mountains and battle enemies without getting tired.
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>>151177334
He's got superior Hero genes.
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>>151177334
No thank you. I'm irritated enough that Link gets winded easily and suffers from being short sighted. He gets more frail all the time.
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>>151176671
Link looks at Midna like that after she breaks the barrier surrounding Hyrule Castle though

I think it's safe to say that Link doesn't really have a love interest in TP
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>All these people thinking its only possible for a man to be interested in one woman
KEKS
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>>151178636
>If I can't have Midna, burn it all down.
Link has ilia. Ilia is canon.
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>>151178857
>tfw you like Malone/Romani/Cremia and Cia/Lana
>tfw it's harem time everyday
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>>151178917
>Midnafags vs Iliafags: Battle of the Century
Come on dude, I am a Midnafag, yeah, but at least I'm not trying to force my ship as canon
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>>151179310
>I like the same girl: twice
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>>151179310
Malon*
>>151178917
>If I can't have Midna, burn it all down.
And thus BOTW begins
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>>151179470
Dude, >>151175821

I like Midna. Ilia is dull as dishwater. All of that aside, the game makes Ilia the love interest. It's right there in the game.
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>>151179478
>he doesn't
Do you even love your waifu?
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>>151176282
My dad left me years ago
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llia is the wife.
Midna is the mistress.

>>151175220
>I want to fuck that
>I want to marry that
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>>151180257
>marrying a dishwasher
link has shit taste in women desu
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>>151180213
Then you'll have to learn about women from /hc/ and /pol/. For that I apologize.
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>>151180406
Link isn't all that trendy himself either.
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>>151180610
Compare him to the rest of the men in hyrule.
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>>151180829
Link is even more dull compared to the others. Can't even grow facial hair.
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>>151180946
What's this?
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>>151181184
A lie
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>>151181184
A cue-ball.
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>Zelda Hentai thread - post your lewds there, not here
>>>/h/4345011
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>>151181184
Not link.
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>>151181184
So wait, ALttP Link is basically Master Roshi?
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>>151180610
TP link is just shit in general
The anon that made the queen bracket should do another set of polls to find out which link is the best link
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How pissed must all the bachelor men of Ordon be that the only single consenting-age female in town has been taken by the pointy eared hylean guy living just outside of town? Him and his fancy horse and pointy ears and glowing triangle tattoos.
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>>151181658
>it's a "everyone loves toon link" episode again
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>>151181721
Damn shotacons.
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>>151171682
Who's that retarded Midna supporter that voted 3 times in the Strawpoll but not in poal.me?
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>>151181658
No. You shut up. We don't need more poll rigging.
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>>151181721
toon link is even more shit desu
>>151181831
RIGGED
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>>151181658
>>151181831
A compromise. Put them all into hungry games. It's way more valid and accurate than any polls.
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>>151181831
The new method drastically killed cheating though.
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>>151181715
Considering they are all literally mentally ill, except for maybe Ilias father, I doubt they care.

Also, are the people of ordon aware of Links ridiculous strength? Is it the only reason they haven't kicked out this foreigner from their village?
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>>151182128
I personally added 12 votes to both of Midna's last polls.
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>>151182346
>Midna vs. Saria
What are you talking about?
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>>151182128
Not really. It's basically the same, with only less vote numbers. All you have to do is make sure one of the polls has less votes in total to win.
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So we'll be crowning our queen tomorrow, but who will be her king?
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>>151183501
>wolf link hentai
please delete this
doggo is not for sexual
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>>151168437
psssshhh
Nothin personnel kid.
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>>151168437
Zeldawiki isn't officially owned by Nintendo though. It's a fan wiki.
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>>151183648
But Midna is for the knot
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>>151183648
>hentai
It clearly isn't even japanese art you twat
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>>151183648
>doggo
Please kill yourself
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>>151183501
>these are the people rigging the polls

bestialityfags need to be removed
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>>151181437
A poor cheap skate that only lives for the thrill of battle and the hope that someone may finally best him?

No, he's basically Goku.
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>>151183778
Imp midna sure, but twili midna is for human dick only
>>151184113
Obviously you weren't around during all of the doggo posting that happened who knows how many threads ago

remove bestiality
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>people having bitchfits over waifu/shipping wars.

Jesus Christ, am I femanon and even I don't do this shit.

I hope all the ones debating this are underage, or at least still in college.
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>>151184268
I haven't actually proxied at all.
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>>151184512
LONDON
O
N
D
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>mfw I used to fap to Midna's moans when you'd sprint as wolf link
>used to position the camera on her ass
Imp Midna best Midna.
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@151184512
>give me some (you)'s

I won't do it.
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>>151184512
I bet you itch the ditch to Link don't you, you little slut. You want to rub his juicy thighs and nibble on his pointy ears, huh?
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>>151183501
This is the King of /lozg/, he will teach us all about euclidean triangles.
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>>151185068
PRAISE BE TO PLUMP
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>>151185068
That's a flat-chested girl.
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>>151184512
>tfw I've probably argued like an autistic sperg with a woman

Now I feel bad. Oh well that's life.

Lets conduct a survey for everyone, we haven't had one in awhile and I'm curious.

>Favorite Character
>Favorite Dungeon
>Favorite Item
>Favorite Aesthetic
>Favorite Gimmick
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>>151185468
>>Favorite Character
Hero of Time or Happy Mask Salesman
>>Favorite Dungeon
Stone Tower Temple
>>Favorite Item
Spinner
>>Favorite Aesthetic
Not sure what you mean by this? Are you suggesting favorite art style, favorite dungeon theme, etc?
>>Favorite Gimmick
masks and transformation masks
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>>151184403
I was there and I replied the same way

And both Midnas are ok with taking the knot
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>>151185468
PH Linebeck or Groose
Forest Temple (OoT)
Roc's Feather
Ice
OoA's Time Travel
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>>151185189
You just want to rub those perfectly sculpted buns
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>>151185730
I guess Favorite Theme would have been a better wording. Like the aesthetic of say the Water Temple or Skull Woods or something. Just environment aesthetic.
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>>151185468
>>Favorite Character
Midna
>>Favorite Dungeon
Cave of Ordeals (Does this even count as a dungeon?)
>>Favorite Item
Clawshots
>>Favorite Aesthetic
Twilight
>>Favorite Gimmick
Timeshift stones in SS

>>151185758
REMOVE BESTIALITY
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>>151186140
>REMOVE BESTIALITY
Remove shit memes like plump and doggo
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>>151186324
I'd gladly remove memes in exchange for the removal of bestiality
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>>151174290
>You'll never have a crazy choco lady and her less hot, but still bangable sister/otherself lust after your dick at the same time

like salt in the wound these are the days of our lives
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>>151186697
>wanting to remove patrician fetishes
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>>151186324
You forgot to mention that shitty moosh as well.
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>>151175220
>Left
>My good friend, that I've been through so much with is not only alive but also has been returned to her true form! What a relief!

>Right
>This girl makes me feel warm and snuggley inside right now.

I'm not even a shipper of either side, but it's not really comparable situations.
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>>151187119
>being this retarded
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>>151187494
I will punch you, sir. I will punch you with my dick.
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>>151187560
ill punch your fuckin asshole with my dick
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>>151186772
>You will never have a cute choco goddess that wears clothes and wants nothing but you and your time

It hurts to live.

Also wish I could draw good, I'd draw more Cia pics and just more cool pics for /lozg/.
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>>151187771
Meant cute clothes, but whatever.
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>>151187560
This is a Christian general, no homosexuals or homosexual acts are allowed.
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>>151185468
>Favorite Character
WW Link
>Favorite Dungeon
Forest Temple
>Favorite Item
Hookshot
>Favorite Aesthetic
BotW so far, otherwise WW.
>Favorite Gimmick
Time travel.
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>>151187771
Do we actually have any drawfags?
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Here is another rousing round of stupidity, also to not flood the thread. Bow to the God of the Zeldaverse.

Shit got a little more gay than expected, but there are storylines abound.
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>>151188075
You don't want me to draw.
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>>151187771
>>151188075
I draw. I could be your drawfag, baby. I could draw away the pain.
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>>151187771
>choco goddess that wears clothes
The horror
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>>151188075
We have some people that can sort of draw. Like the anon that did the Link-Char and Saria-Amuro stuff. Otherwise no, I don't think we do.
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>>151188458
Sometimes clothes are sexier than being naked. Leaves more to the imagination and the thought that you just want to rip them all of or slowly remove them and watching them skirm and get into it.
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How invincible would it be?
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>>151188696
>mfw naked girls wearing thighighs is better than full naked

I agree
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>>151188249
>Saria kills the man that made the Hero of Time gay
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>>151188810
Too invincible, not even the Swords combined could vanquish it.
>>151188861
Agreed, also there is something about naked girls wearing only shoes and socks that just gets me.
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>>151188249
Damn, who knew bunny link was such a slut
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>>151188075
I am a drawfag. I tried drawing something here but with low success. So now I trace reaction images with Zelda characters.
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>>151188249
>SS Impa kills her Zelda first chance she gets
>three villains and a sword have a suicide pact
>Midna fucks a Cucco and later begs for it to kill her
Something has gone horribly wrong here.
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>>151188249
>Ghirahim commits suicide after Demise is killed
>Midna asks for the Cuccoo to kill her after they've had lewd interactions
>Saria kills SS Link after OoT Link became gay due to seeing him bathe naked
>Saria and OoT Link form a truce
>SS Impa immediately betrays SS Zelda
>King Zora is too fat to arm a mine

Sometimes those things are just perfect.
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>>151188524
I'm a drawfag. /v/'s drawthreads are shit, so maybe I'll ask for ideas to draw here next time I'm free.
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>>151188249
>Oot Link watches SS Link bathe naked.
>Oot Link and ALttP Link have lewd interactions.
>Demise and ALttP Link have lewd interactions.
>Midna and Cuccoo have lewd interactions.
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>>151189439
Draw Cia. We need more Cia.
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Anybody want me to compile another one? I'll take 6 posts each with 4 characters, no pics though, just doing it quick and easy in one big compilation. Gets people talking about dumb shit.

Or we can talk about how shit Gyorg is.
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>>151189552
Cia sitting on Link's face.
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>>151189552
Tsundere Cia
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>>151189784
Cia and Cremia.
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>>151189439
We could use more just simple cute pics of the characters. Cia in particularly she doesn't have a whole lot of art, same with Marin or Linebeck and Groose.
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>>151189552
I agree. I drew these two >>151168892 >>151186772, I didn't post the scarf one myself though. Don't think I'm that guy.
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>>151190078
I love your stuff.
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>>151190260
Thank you.

I'm not sure why people like that one you posted so much, but alrighty.
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>>151189749
Kafei
Anju
Tetra
Wolf Link
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>>151191001
Cool, anybody else?
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>>151192203
Blue Wizrobe
Cucco Girl (Male)
Linebeck
Fi
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>>151192203
OoT Ganondorf
Veran
Darunia
Bunny Link
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>>151192203
The Groosemeister
Saria
Hero's Shade
Cia
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Alright 8 more, then I'll compile it all together and post it for you guys to have a quick laugh.
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>>151192845
Red Ocotrok
Blue Darknut
Like-Like
Blue Moblin
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>>151192845
Happy Mask Salesman
Ravio
Lana
TP Zelda
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>>151192409
>Cucco Girl (Male)
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>>151190749
It has some charm.
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Tried to get a little creative with some of the events, some of them wigged out like the himself/herself ones and some repeat a little bit too much sadly.

Otherwise successful games, wouldn't let me have Cuccoo Girl (Male) so I just made it Cuccoo Male and went with that.

Enjoy, there is plenty of story.
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>>151194765
>not just using the name Cucco Girl and selecting the genre Male

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>151194863
Don't use logic on 4chan.
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>>151194765
>that ending

Waifu arguments never end well.
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>>151194765
>Hold hands with Ganondorf
>Die
kek
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>>151195518
If we did a /lozg/ round it'll end the same.
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Friendly reminder that neither Cia or Midna wear panties.
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>>151200489
Nor Ruto, usually.
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Do you consider any of the console Zelda games to be open world /lozg/?
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>>151200895
>>151200489
>You will never see Midna, Cia, and Ruto, trying to convince Zelda to try the breezy life.
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>>151201159
No.
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>>151201159
Wind Waker is basically open geographically. You can approach any island from any direction. Breaking quest order is something a bit more difficult however.
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>>151201159
No, too much linear structure. WW is close, but you still have a set path you have to do.
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>>151201159
LoZ is open world. Same with WW.
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>>151194765
Mah boi blue moblin won! That'll teach their to diss best girl.
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>>151201159
LoZ is the only true open world game in the serie. WW and ALttP/ALBW are pretty close.
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Why doesn't the fire rod ever show up in the adult timeline?
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>>151203125
Because its a metaphor for the uncontrollable sexual passions of youth
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>>151203125
Not that many games in that line, and they were just doing something different in them.
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>>151203328
Wat? Elaborate.
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>>151177334
they should also make him eat and poop like in the sims
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>>151203618
Link fucks Midna daily after they got back together when they had to defeat Zombie Ganon
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So, I finally finished OoT.
As strange as it might sound, I played TP before OoT.
And oh boy.

OoT is so much better than TP it's not even funny.
Reading many opinions about TP, I expected a copypaste of OoT. And while I can see some resemblances, TP is much weaker.
OoT's dungeons are top notch. They are incredibly well designed. Every town is full of life and of secrets. The characters are ALL memorable, even the most insignificant NPC. The plot is simple yet poetic, it's almost a fairy tale. Hyrule Field is barren and yet every hill and every corner has something very atmospheric.
None of these things are applicable to TP. TP is a good game, mind you, but it doesn't hold a candle to OoT. OoT doesn't have the annoying Wolf gimmick, most importantly.

And I say this as someone that isn't blinded by nostalgia. I played TP first and finished OoT just today.
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>>151203945
Glad you liked it, which ending did you get?
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>>151203945
Good shit

TP is still better
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>>151204118
The one with the running man going at very hihg speed.
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>>151204118
Link died and Game Over, so Downfall
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If LttP's timeline is the "Downfall" line caused by Link losing in OOT, I think we should start referring to the two lines in which he won in as the "Triumph Forks".
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>>151204118
The one where the holder of the Triforce of wisdom fucks up.
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>>151188031
Amen
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Sup /lozg/
I'm debating on getting MM3DS.
How is the porting of it?
Are the controls laughable or decent?
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>>151208251
Controls are top, aside from the Zora swimming.
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>>151208346
How are the graphics, is everything large enough to see without squinting?
That was my gripe with Xenoblade3DS, everything was too small.
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>>151208740
I had no trouble seeing anything and the quality was good, but you should probably just look up gameplay footage.
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>>151188075
how's this?
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>>151209090
Now it's a 10/10
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>>151209090
Great texture work
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Describe to me why you love your favorite Zelda.
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>>151205602
Or you could just call them the child/adult timelines like everybody else does.
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>>151217307
She was my first Zelda. I also have a fetish for childhood friends.
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>http://nintendoeverything.com/monolith-soft-is-working-on-zelda-breath-of-the-wild/
I can't wait to get splattered by a level 90 tyrant in the first area.
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>>151217307
It's fun.

But really if you want me to give you an actual reasoning.

I remember when I beat OoT for the first time, the entire ending with Ganon had me hyped as hell, then came MM, the atmosphere was wonderful. So when WW came out I saved nothing but change, cashed it in, and bought the game at K-mart, it gave me a free strategy guide. I was so excited for the game with these new graphics that I immediately opened the strategy guide to see if Ganon would be returning, I saw his pic, a smile came across my face and I couldn't wait. I started the game up and there was this beautiful cartoon world laid before me, a striking cutscene with a pirate ship and the a large bird, and then my adventure was set. I was taken away from this loving little asian grandma, launched into a fortress, and then thrust out into the world. The fun little people of Windfall, the smoke and fire effects of Dragon Roost, the sparkles and 'fairies' of Forbidden Forest, the peahats on the sea even if they freaked me out, the cutscenes, the flow, WW Link's mannerisms and quirky little things he does, sailing across the ocean seeing sharks or cyclones, the bosses, the cutscenes. It all felt like a step forward that I honestly wasn't prepared for more so than I felt with OoT for me. Everything just flowed so well that it was wonderful. While I didn't like the Triforce Shard Fetch-quest largely, it gave me a break to explore these many quaint little islands, and then the end of the game came upon me. After a beautiful frozen Hyrule Castle, the Temples, here I was at Ganon's Tower was once. Rematches with the bosses were before me and then one of the best end scenes in the Zelda series, a remorseful Ganondorf, but still power hungry, a flooding backdrop, and this little Link that had gotten smacked around by Ganondorf the entire game, and the finale of it all.

WW is just a beautiful adventure to me. Other games do some things better, but WW is a fantastic package through & through.
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>>151217307
aesthetic
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>>151166898
I'm sure that she and the other three people who live there will be just fine.
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>>151221252
Daaamn, love letter.
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>>151217307
The backdrop of death, the limits of time, the impending apocalypse, the beauty of elegy, the chance to right wrongs, the intuitive puzzles, the Fierce Deity, the Skull Kid, Majora's Mask.
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>>151226582
Well he did ask, maybe I got a bit too blogposting with it, but I absolutely adore WW. It's probably my second favorite game if not tied for first with MGS3. I generally have wonderful experiences with most games I play, but everything about WW pretty much just felt magical.

I've tried getting some cheats and stuff to work on Dolphin for some silly fun, but Dolphin doesn't want to let me click apply for some reason, it still registers them as active, but none of them actually do anything it seems sadly.
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>>151221049
Goddamnit, I don't wanna play Zelda: Grinding Simulator 2013.
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>>151226958
Fuck. I feel like shit for not playing it as of yet. Though I have played MGS3. No-kill playthrough so far. I'm going for a massacre playthrough now.
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>>151227360
With time anon, I hope you enjoy it when you do. Last time I played MGS3 properly was a few years ago doing European Extreme, managed to get to the end, but escorting Eva before The Boss was too much of a pain in the ass and I never finished it sadly. I would play through it again but my PS3 is dead sadly and my PS2 long dead.

A shame really, but it happens.
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>>151227725
>Escorting EVA
That's some bad shit right there. She just won't hurry the fuck up, y'know?
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>>151228203
Doesn't help that she likes hobbling around the woods while you're trying to stealthily take everyone out and its auto game-over on european extreme. Frustrating. But thats a discussion for another time. I should probably head to bed for work tomorrow. Godspeed on your MGS3 playthroughs anon, hope you get around to WW and enjoy it as much as I did despite some of its flaws.
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>>151220150
>Missing the reference this badly.
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>>151228203
Knock her out
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>>151229798
You lose speed.
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>>151230009
In comparison to waiting for her?
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>>151228954
Fine, I'll drop it, but I'm curious, what happens if you get an alert? Do you get shot in the face or a unique game over?
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>>151230204
Keep her full and yes, she'll speed through. My advice is to drop a few playboys and/or claymores, pump EVA with a Calorie-Mate, and get your ass in gear.
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>>151177587
>suffers from being short sighted
I don't understand, explain please?
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>>151188249
>>151188363
please draw things that happened in this
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>>151190749
more botw pls
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>>151230578
SS makes everything in the distance blurry.
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>>151232396
HOLY FUCK. I didn't notice that at all my entire playthrough of Skyward Sword. what the fuck
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>>151233814
If you're being serious, it's an artistic choice
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>>151234738
Of course it's not as obvious as this during gameplay
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>>151234962
>>151234738
Maybe I did but I think I would remember it looking that way
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>>151235497
The game isn't normally at 1080p.
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>>151235497
You barely notice it while playing, plus some areas seem to have a stronger filter
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>>151237351
Or whatever

Looking at this screenshot, I wonder what caves might look like in BotW
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>>151237554
That dungeon was a fun ride. I'd almost like to see a full game based around the timeshift mechanic.
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>>151190749
I'm getting some Emperor's Groove vibes from that Link's face.
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>>151194765
>The first thing Fi does is fuck a Blue Darknut
slut
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>>151217307
Because everything wraps up to be an enjoyable game without any frustrations that make me want to not play the game. It's fun all the way through.
It has the best music too.
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>>151239549
>It has the best music too.
Debatable when WW and SS exist

TP is my favorite Zelda game though
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>>151239967
Well it has my favorite music.
All the OSTs have good, bad, and amazing tracks
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What kind of combat do you like the most?
Combat against one or a couple very tough enemies?
Combat against hordes of one-hit-to-kill mooks?
Lots of enemies that take a couple hits to finish?
Tell me your preferences.
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>>151241305
My favorite bit of combat in the whole series is after you pull out the Master Sword in WW and have to clear out the castle. I love all the interactions you can have with Darknuts and Moblins in that game.
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>>151241305
I like when I have an opportunity to use strategy, like sneaking around and only alerting foes to my presence as I am ready to ambush them.
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>>151241305
I like to kill stuff
>>
hold up
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>>151166898

I like to imagine she does this with a Skytech dildo while watching Link shop.
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>>151241305

I like having to beat 2-4 tough enemies who work somewhat in tandem, like the OoT Stalfos and the SS Lizalfos.
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>>151220990

That game is easy as shit. I had to drop it. I wish I could play it as an 8 year old, I'd love it.
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>>151175220

This is some Bleach level shipping idiocy.

DID YOU SEE THE WAY RUKIA SMILED AT ICHIGO OMG CANON COUPLEEE
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>>151230380
Not him, but an alert just straight game overs. Caution and Searching are fine and any time where it goes into alert for story purposes though.
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Is it even worth playing OoT Master Quest? Is there some special difference that makes it worth playing, that isn't more difficulty and mirrored world?
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>>151251532
I haven't played it either, but I don't think there's anything different other than the difficulty.

>>151248719
So you be saying
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>>151251731
I guess I'll avoid it then. My backlog doesn't allow me to do a rerun of the same thing.
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Strongest Link and major villain confirmed.

This is what we need drawfags on.
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>>151251731
we?
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>>151251969
Aren't FS Link and Cartoon Link tge same thing?
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>>151252148
No I meant the actual Zelda Cartoon. Ya know Excuuuuse Me Princess and stuff.
>>
>Sipping hot cocoa pleasantly wrapped up in comfy snug blanket
>Slowly drift off to sleep
>I'm unboxing my NX, plugging in Breath of the Wild cartridge
>Blown away by awesome menu and cutscenes
>Paragliding around plateau and lighting fires and beating moblins up with their own severed arms
>Holy shit this is awesome Its better than sex Its better than OOT Its game of the century
>Reach edge of plateau
>"Its not safe yet to proceed Hero, you must turn around!"
>Okay guys I'll return later...
>Cruising through forest temple and beat the ancient colossus with my fire wand to god tier soundtrack
>Have now reached third temple
>"Ganons forces have descended and destroyed this temple Hero, this is all that remains"
>Huh thats kind of disappointing, have to backtrack to edge of map an-
>Entire rest of map is an ocean
>Endless ocean in all directions
>"Hero, you must collect these twenty pieces of the Triforce to defeat Ganon!"
>"Collect these 200 music notes to receive a chart you need to decipher!"
>what the fu-
>*Finglevi pops up and interrupts gameplay*
>"Heykoo Heykoo Listenpah, Fairy Master, I can decipher your chart for only 673 rupees each"
>"Fairy Master, I have determined a 93% chance that your wii remote is nearly out of batteries, shouldn't I repeat this or not? (X) Yes (_) Yes"
>"Fairy Master, I have determined a 93% chance that your wii remote is nearly out of batteries, shouldn't I repeat this or not? (X) Yes (_) Yes"
>wake up screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>151252337
It's too early for pasta
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>Lana has leagues more art than Cia

Moeblobs are cancer.
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>>151252801
Lana is objectively cuter. Cia is sexier.
But Cia is tan. And japanese artists hate tanned girls.
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>>151253665
Well the Japanese are notorious for their shit taste.

Its still surprising that a lot of non-japanese artists don't draw her compared to Cia. She just wants to be loved. ;_;
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>>151253793
Is that a cropped lewd? Please post it on /h/
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>>151253843
Its not unfortunately, just a guy that does a few of those like that. This is probably the one that shows the most skin.
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>>151253923
Aw. Well, he makes good Cia art anyway.
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>>151254019
One of the few that does. Its really surprising the lack of art Zelda has at times for certain characters. I get for stuff like HW and ALBW a lot of people haven't actually played, but its still surprising all around.
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So I made this as a joke...And it somehow synced up and turned out better than I expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Vjce83NDw

Enjoy I guess.
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>>151254305
Nice, Scott.
I've never played any Ico game, so I can't really judge the mash up.
But your video made me want to play BotW even more.
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>>151254305
>When the music syncs up with link's stab attack.
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>>151254131
I guess it's because artists tend to draw more main characters over secondary characters. It's like people can see there are more characters than Link, Zelda and Ganondorf. And Midna.
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>>151254305
Pretty good anon.
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>>151254593
Thanks.

>>151254630
The funny thing is it was entirely accidental.

I literally just took the trailer footage and put the music over it. I guess I got lucky.

>>151254773
Thanks.

I put the fucking minimal effort and somehow made a masterpiece. I have no goddamn idea how or why. Maybe BOTW was just meant to be with SOTC.
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>>151220990
I could never figure out how to get to the top of the mountain, where you had to use the gliding hat and some vortexes.
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>>151254720
Which is weird considering Cia the main driving force of the entire game.

But yeah artists for Zelda tend to have Miyamoto syndrome in that regard. The only other one I've seen with a lot of art is Saria. Its like.

Hero of Time
Hero of Time/Saria
Hero of Time/OoT Zelda
Hero of Time/Ganon(dorf)
Hero of Twilight
Hero of Twilight/Midna
Hero of Twilight/TP Zelda
Hero of Legend
Hero of Legend/SS Zelda

And then everything else be damned, though some other things get a little bit of art like Majora and stuff, but largely unimportant. I think I've only ever seen like 5-6 pics of Cia that are actually /h/ material, its sad considering what she looks like. Nobody likes chocolate, I guess they're all racist and don't want to admit it.
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>>151254630
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>>151255059
Please, my onnipotent, have mercy!
>>
Ok, let's do it.
>Post a reaction image
>Post a Zelda character
>I'll re-draw the reaction image with the character you choose
GO
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Groose
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>>151255437
Ganondorf and Link plz

Ganny on left link on right
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>>151255437
Just make Tomo Cia. It'll be like a glorious combination of tits.
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>>151255437
Wolf link and Midna
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>>151255506
>>151255576
>>151255709
>>151256141
Good, now I have something to do for the day. Stay tuned.
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>>151256359
Looking forward to them anon.
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Is link Irish?
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>>151256803
He's Dutch
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>>151256803
>>151256854
Considering he is a perfect aryan, he's finnish.
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>>151257153
He's a Vanyar actually.
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>>151257232
He's clearly a Wookie.
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>>151257921
He's clearly a bottom
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Friendly reminder not to trust Hylians.
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>>151255506
An attempt was made.
>>151255709
You are next.
>>151255576
>>151256141
You two are harder so I'll make them for last.
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>>151260285
Fucking beautiful, thanks.
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>>151259956
BONGO BONGO DINDU NOTHING
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>>151260529
You want cybernetics and technology, well come on down to Sheikah Corp, we've got all the things for you.

Currently we are in the process of a merger with Hylia Corp to form the great Hylia-Sheikah Corp. We promise not to mess with Xenomorphs and Yautjas.
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Oh, i think i remember this. It's a place where you have to fight enemies then go into the next room repeatedly right?
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>>151263243
Those rooms are ones you have to go into each individual room, kill the enemies, then come out and a torch will light. Light all the torches and then finish up the main room at the end and the barred door will open.

The area you're thinking of is the Cave of Ordeals equivalent in WW, which the name escapes for at the moment.
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apparently i haven't learned the right song yet
wonder if that also works with the little wood fucker
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>>151263426
>The area you're thinking of is the Cave of Ordeals equivalent in WW, which the name escapes for at the moment.
You mean that cave under the giant face-shaped rock in outset island?
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>>151263774
Yeah that area. I remember it having an actual name, but I don't remember it.
>>151263730
It does, but he only spawns in when you've taken Medli to the temple if I recall.
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>>151263730
Medli is CUTE
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>>151264929
As the only known female Rito, she's under a lot of pressure to maintain her cuteness.
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>>151265034
>tfw I just realized that there only ever is one female Zora/Rito at one point

Well now...
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I was thinking.
We know for sure Gerudo are mostly females. A man once in a while is born but it's very rare.
Also, so far all the Sheikah we saw are female. There are exceptions like BotW's old sheikah but they are mostly females.
Now, Gerudo are red haired. Sheikah are white haired. But there are also speculations about the interlopers being Sheikah traitors. And, go figure, they are red haired.
And after OoT, in all timelines, there are always less and less Sheikah AND Gerudo.

What if Gerudo and Sheikah are somewhat connected?
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>>151265081
OOT only had one female Zora, but TP has lots of female Zora.
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>>151171682
Well, this was interesting to say the least.
Hilda wins in the poll with less total votes.

I think I'll avoid to express my opinion on this victory and the tournament in general and leave it you.
Now I disappear in the shadows of anonymousity. See ya.
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>>151265382
I don't think that's the case. The default race for everything is an uninteresting human with round ears. Gerudo are more human than they are anything else.
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>>151265382
It is possible. Though it gets a little odd since Gerudo do still exist in the Child Timeline, they're just in a part of the desert you don't see in TP. I always assumed the Twili were just Sheikah that had orange hair due to the pigments and sky of the Twilight Realm messing with each other.

Though I suppose it is possible. If Veran is a Twili then she does have connections with Ganondorf as does Onox who is an Iron Knuckle, and as we saw with OoT, Iron Knuckles are encased Gerudo. Its possible Onox might have been one of the male Gerudo born in Downfall and forced to become an Iron Knuckle as to not go against his rule.

Who knows though, I really hope Hyrule Historia 2 actually has thought out lore and stuff and details some stuff, but I know it'll never happen, it'll just be more stuff on the games and their development with concept art because they don't want to take the time to think things through, like the timeline, while it makes sense largely, the FS/FSA games really hurt the timeline, the geography, and the timeline itself is weird because Child should be a branch from Adult not the other way around. I think they forgot how a timeline of events works, usually its straight down for what normally happens and then branches from there like a family tree or evolutionary tree.

What is interesting to note about Ganondorf's magic and the Twili though (assuming Veran is one), his magic allows them to exist within the Realm of Light, I assume thanks to the Triforce, so the Triforce is more than willing to allow the Interlopers/Twili back into Hyrule.
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>>151265627
Were there more female Zora in TP? I only recall them all being ambiguous.
>>151265809
Its been fun man, shame about the proxies, which I feel still hit for the finals, but it is what it is. Hilda out of all the people though, ugh.
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>tfw forgot to proxy for Midna yesterday.
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>>151265945
You'll have an easier time picking the men from the women if you see them near each other up in the hall at the top of the waterfall.
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>>151265809
>Hilda
As if anyone is going to recognize that

Good job to proxy anon for giving her 40 votes out of nowhere
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>>151266472
Yeah I didn't even notice. Last I saw Midna was winning pretty easily, then suddenly Hilda has 40 votes.

Oh well, it happens.
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>>151265945
Yeah, cheaters ruined everything. I feel like the real winners are the girls that lost in the first rounds.
Most fans of some girls showed how bad thet are. And deep in they heart they know how stupid they are.
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>>151265945
Hilda herself is a great girl, but it's clear Midna is our queen
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>>151268383
No, fuck Midna. Fuck Fi. None of these overrated shits deserve anything, nor their outistic supporters.
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>>151268383
LOL, nope.
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>>151268573
>>151268584
I'm sorry, do you actually believe Malon had any chances?
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>>151268708
Probably wouldn't win the final, but she had more non-proxy votes than Midna.
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>>151268767
She did not though, Malon was losing hard until she got proxied, just like Hilda, for about 30 votes.
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>>151268708
Yes. And Lana too. And Zelda too. But you know, dude cheating lmao
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>>151268870
>Lana and Zelda too
Ok now you're just being delusional with your hatred for Midna.
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>>151268984
No, you are being retarded thinking Midna is worth a shit. Ugly sack of shit coming from one of the most overrated Zelda games. Fuck that, fuck her and especially fuck YOU.
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>>151269074
Being this mad for a poll is impressive anon, but what's more surprising is the fact that you believe in what you say.
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>>151269074
You need to calm down, friend.
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He's not wrong though. Midna fans have been the biggest problem in the tournament, along tulpanon.
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>>151269606
This is incorrect, Tulpanon didn't even vote in the last few polls
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>>151268984
Anon, thinking Zelda, the character over the whole series is named, is more liked than Midna is delusional? That other anon is batshit crazy but you you are quite nuts too.
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>>151269703
I mean, before Saria beated Fi he was a problem. Also when he was trying to make Peatrice win.
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>>151269789
It's SS Zelda, not all the Zelda combined

>>151269882
I can tell you right now, that I only said I would proxy peatrice. In the end I did not vote for her once, she's too fucking ugly to do it
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>>151265809
Good, now, where is the anon that promised to draw Hilda porn if she would have won?
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>Link sails off with Medli.
>Some days pass.
>Delivered some mail to Link, but Medli wasn't with him.
>"What did this kid do with our species only female?"
>Medli finally comes home, secure in the feeling that the world has been saved.
>Finds her room ransacked.
>Finds Rito scattered through the mountain in various states of drunkenness.
>Stops a ritual sacrifice before it goes too far.
>Finds some guy wearing her clothing.
>"What the fuck guys? I've only been gone one week!"
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>>151269971
>It's SS Zelda, not all the Zelda combined
You mean the most loved and appreciated incarnation of the girl that gave the name to the series?
Come on. As I said, like Midna as much as you want but you are nuts.
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>>151270082
Actually, now that I think of it, if we get Hilda porn having her win despite the proxying might be a good thing.

>>151270262
>the most loved and appreciated
You mean the girl who most people see as a cliche anime girl from one of the most hated Zelda games ever? I love SS Zelda, but you are nuts.
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>>151270082
>anything
What did she mean by this?
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>>151270567
Nigger, SS Zelda is the Zelda with most art around. Go, check it out.
And parrotting my post changing the words like a child isn't making you a favour.
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>>151271415
Intercourse
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>>151273348
The fuck is that
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>>151273348
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>>151271415
She painted my house in exchange for a farmland suitability survey.
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>>151272445
>We want the assassins creed audience!
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>>151270082
I don't know, it feels like she should be pretty fucking hairy down there.
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>>151273557
I liked Asscreed2

I just hope they don't fucking put a qte hug event randomly in a cutscene when I have my controller away
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>>151273638
Why the fuck did you leave him hanging
Why are you such a piece of shit
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>>151270082
So this is the only reason you proxy voted for her isn't it, to get porn?

That is kind of sad and terribly desperate.
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>>151273808
I believe this is a just cause. This is coming from the guy who proxied throughout the whole thing except the last match
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>>151273638
I played ass 1,2 brotherhood and mordor, and thought they were all decent, but nowhere near as good as most people say
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>>151273452
>>151273376
She's willing to use her body to please someone, in response for aiding her kingdom.
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>>151273868
Not really, you could just take every bit of Zelda porn and adjust the colors, there Hilda porn, simple.
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>>151274196
Almost

But that takes effort
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>>151273808
>you
Prove it.
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>>151260285
That is amazing, good job anon.
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Will Hilda's victory be the final nail in the coffin?
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>>151277460
No, we'll be fine. People need to get into more discussions on things though. Though you're just gonna draw the ire of the people that get butthurt it doesn't agree with them and spout about how whatever you say is fanfic or headcanon.

Either way, more discussion on the series as a whole needs to happen. Like there are tons of things we haven't properly discussed yet or people just mouse over because they haven't played the games.

I honestly vote that everyone here goes and plays a Zelda game they haven't played before if they're able, even emulator wise just so they can help out discussion not just from a lore standpoint, but from a gameplay standpoint as well.
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>>151277460
It is the last poll in the set. Unless people plan to just posit random "a challenger appears" polls to try to usurp the reigning queen. Of course they couldn't use anyone that had already been in a poll.
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I want to see a competition similar to what the 4cc does with the boards. Any game out there that let's you use custom aesthetics like WWE 2K14 or PES? I want to see Zelda characters actually battle it out.
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>>151279054
Off the top of my head no. So far the best we got are the hunger game shenanigans but you don't visually get to see that unfortunately. WWE is probably the best be, or Mugen.
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>>151279054
Like an Ultimate Surrender kind of thing?
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>>151277820
I am actually playing all Zelda games in anticipation of BotW.
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>>151280693
Which game are you on currently?
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>>151281073
I finished OoT yesterday (yeah, I'm the guy that liked it more than TP). Next in my list are both Oracle games. Then I'm keeping SS and MM as the last ones.
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>>151280326
Alright, I'll try to look more into WWE and I could set it up.


>>151280424
>ultimate surrender

I'll uh.. do some extensive research on this as well.
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She is MY queen tho
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The only disappointing thing about Impa, is that they didn't confirm that she was the same Impa in every single game throughout time.
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>>151284476
Why would she be? Her age and build would never make sense.
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>>151284218
>she hasn't unlocked her sharingan yet
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>>151284618
Well, BotW at least showed sheikah can live for a damn long time through meditation.
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>>151285263
>meditation

I think they're using the same technology used to keep Link alive for all those years.
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>>151285263
From the look of them, they should have packed a lunch or a sports drink.
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>>151285673
>technology
You nean, magic.
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>>151285979
There is no magic in the legend of zelda, it's all technology, ganondorf, zelda etc who think they can perform spells actually just have nanomachines inside them creating energy.
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>>151286121
>actually just have nanomachines inside them creating energy
Wrong series
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>>151286121
It should be obvious now that they live inside the matrix. All you need to do to warp is alter positional variables. Time travel is simply accessing an old save states.
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>>151285979
The game is more focused on technology this time around, so it's more than likely that will be the explanation.

>>151286121
>nano machines
MIYAMOTOOOOOO
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>>151285263
Yeah, but I don't see them living centuries and centuries without a Shrine of Resurrection or being in suspended animation like the BotW Monks.

Which isn't usually the case with Impa. She's fat in the Oracle games, old in AoL, stocky and toned in OoT, lean and dexterous in SS. Just too many differences.
>>151286121
To be fair, there does seem to be some magic in Zelda, like the Great Deku Tree with his telepathy and the Kokiri.

Everything else can be argued though. Like Nayru's Love is a straight force field, sounds like one, dissipates like one, etc. and is only overloaded by Ganon's electric magic, or electromagnetic, which would make sense.
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>>151286412
>Time travel is simply accessing an old save states.
Uhmmm
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>>151286596
>To be fair, there does seem to be some magic in Zelda, like the Great Deku Tree with his telepathy and the Kokiri.
Genetic engineering, also >implying nanomemes can't penetrate wood
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>>151286412
Nah Zelda is literally the Terminator series.

Timelines, Triforce/Skynet, Robots/Guardians, Apocalyptic/Ruined Hyrules, etc.
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>>151286596
Nah bro, Deku Tree is a genetically and technologically modified plant. It has Wifi or Bluetooth sensors, that's why he can talk telepatically with fairies that share the same technology.
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>>151286942
Or Back to the Future series. Link is Marty, Ganondorf is Biff
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>>151287292
Who is Doc though?
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>>151286942
>tfw BotW Link is a T-1000
>tfw the Four Sword doesn't actually split you like in MC
>tfw FS and FSA Link are actually a series of Terminators that can split itself apart when in contact with the Four Sword AI
>tfw all the Heroes are just rebuilt Terminators trying to rectify their loose canon the T-800: Ganondorf
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>>151287482
Cia does the time travel around these parts. Already has the white hair.
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>>151287482
Cia

"We're going back to the past Link!"
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>There never was art of the Fourswords Minish Fi variants.
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>>151287676
I approve this idea.
Ok I just needed an excuse to post my WIP and to show I'm still working
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Zelda is basically The Dark Crystal meets Back to the Future meets Event Horizon meets The Time Machine meets Alice in Wonderland.
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>>151287802
Skyward Sword isn't canon
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>>151288141
And meets Dark Souls.
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>>151288021
We did all agree that she would gladly drive a Delorean.
>>150998862
>>150999283
>>150999902
>>151000928
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>>151288142
Shiggy is that you?
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>>151288021
Tomo's Tomos translate nicely to Cia's Cias. Keep up the good work anon, I look forward to the finished piece.
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>>151288320
Well, now I want to see a Delorean in Hyrule style, piloted by Cia.
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>>151288838
Car body cobbled together from suits of armor?
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>>151288838
It's Gohdan

But really, it'd probably be a Delorean Train, and she puts on her little engineer outfit, toots the horn, pinches Toon Link on the cheek and off she goes!
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>>151289186
>she puts on her little engineer outfit
hnnnng
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>>151289186
Will there be coal-dust perspiration dripping from copious underboob?
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>>151289186
We need a drawfag on this.
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>Cia will burn coal
Please no.
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>>151289729
Only after they run out of cheap redeads to throw on the fire.
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>>151265809

Never has a character made 'Hey' sound so sexy. Good Queen though SS Zelda is the best especially before awakening to being Hylia
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How would computer chips work?
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>>151289729
She's not burning coal, she's burning love. And now I'm thinking of G Gundam with Cia.
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>>151291418
Timefuckery.
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>>151291723
Holy shit. An entire scene of Cia being wrapped around that skin tight suit.
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Hello /lozg/, what should I draw ?
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>>151292216
One of these two things.
>>151289186
>>151289617
or
>>151291723
>>151291942
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>>151292216
HILDA
PORN
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>>151292356
Can you explain ? I'm not really good at understanding english
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>>151291418
Timeshift stones have been used to create transistors that operate via quantum fluctuation. Bits can be both 0 and 1 until the required output is needed. Integrated timeshift circuits can give you the needed output before you even request it.
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>>151292814
A picture of Cia in a sexy conductors uniform that shows of her sweaty underboobs, after she has been shoveling dirty coal into the train engine.
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>>151292814
Draw Cia in an engineer outfit from Spirit Tracks pinching ST Toon Link on the cheek or Cia in a G Gundam skin tight outfit screaming about her burning love.
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>Cia tries to wear Link's train outfit.
>It's way too small for her so bare skin hangs out everywhere.
>No curve is left to the imagination.
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>>151294024
It's hard to say that you need a lot of imagination with her normal outfit
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>>151294364
>you will never mix your vanilla with her chocolate
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>>151294461
Link doesn't want her, why would you?
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>>151294684
Link is a huge faggot.
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>>151294684
I want to kick Link's ass so bad.
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>>151294461
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Why is everyone here so obsessed with Cia?
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>>151296870
She's hot, short haired, and just as lonely as us.
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So much appreciation for Cia, I like it
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Hey! Wanna fight the Faces of Evil in Koridai?
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>>151297427
What the fuck is a Gamelon?
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>>151297427
Only Pizza boi can kiss Ganon
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>>151297768
A game arcade built over LonLon Ranch.
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>>151296870
Because she's a big girl
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>Cia, Midna, Veran, and Ruto, will never panty raid Hyrule through all time and space in order to share the true comfort of going commando.
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>>151298459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8c6dQD0sX8
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>>151298947
I bet only the Hero of Time had the balls to plow this. That's the real reason he's the Hero's Shade, he regrets never passing on his true skills.

Cia's Regret the Hero's Shade.
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>>151299987
>those red marks
Too much paizuri?
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>>151300335
The Hero of Time got a little furious with his rubbing in places.
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>>151300582
If I were him, I'd make sure Fi and navi watched.
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>>151301664
>>
BOTW
>no more bottles as elixirs we make generate their own bottles
> get ready to buy, loot or get bags as rewards as storage is an issue even on the great plateau
> horse equals Don't Starve's backpack in how it boosts your storage space based on how loaded it's been whenever we see it
>I have a feeling that you won't be able to buy weapons of a certain class may be soldier being the best you can get from vendors
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What kind of naughty pictures should I draw of Hilda and Cia?
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>>151306113
I'm fine with bottles and other traditional items kinda going away. There is a point where new games become just a collection of things that have been passed from the older games, so it's good to break free from some of it.
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>>151306437
Cia stealing Hilda's underwear in public?
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>>151306437
Just switch titsmcgee with Cia and Hilda with flatty
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How the fuck do I get across?
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>>151306437
The kind where they're lazily fondling one another while discussing how best to (sexually) ambush Zelda.
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>>151306943
Pegasus boots to run and then jump.
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>>151308525
Yeah, I looked around and found that owl and it told me to do the same. Thanks.
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>>151308876

>Zelda games are too easy
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>>151309343
Newer games combat wise are
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>>151309343
The current ones are. Too much hand holding and obvious signs of what you're supposed to do. I haven't played much of the 2d Zeldas and now that I am, I kind of like this. I'm not too used to having to talk to everyone or having to read every sign or book laying around. Exploration is the emphasis.

This leads me to a question that has been on my mind lately. Would you let your kid, or anyone that has never played a video game, start off with the 3d or 2d Zeldas?
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>>151310415
>>151309975

Well BotW seems to give you tips during loading screens and assuming it wasn't a glitch tells you about moves after you've performed them for the 1st time like perfect parries
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>>151310415
Start of with 2d. I feel that the games getting easier are just a product of the game systems improving.
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>>151255709
Done.
>>151255576
You are next but check back tomorrow.
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>>151312051
No, hold on, that's the fucked up version, here's the good one.
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>>151312573
Really nice job, anon.
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>>151312573
Really good.

Any chance you can whitewash her a bit?
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>>151312852
>>151312968
Thank you. I tried, too much white?
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>>151312968
I was scrolling down /vg/ when I saw this post and I came here to tell you to kill yourself.
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>All this Cia
I really fucking need to play Hyrule Warriors but I don't want to do it on a DS and I'm waiting for NX news before getting a console.
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>>151313595
Nah that's perfect

>>151313842
Hi
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>>151313884
It's very good. I frankly don't get the hate for musou in general.
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>>151313884
Check and see if Cemu can play it smoothly.
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Goodnight
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>>151315071
CEMU does not play HW at all
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>>151316007
Welp. I guess it's time to look for a refurbished Wii U or steal one.
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>>151312573
>>151313595
Both look fantastic, thanks.
>>151313884
Yeah don't bother unless you have a N3DS, runs like shit on a normal one and the Wii U version is missing the story stuff for the DLC, it just has the characters and maps.

Hopefully NX has a complete edition of it.
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goddamnit
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>>151321819
My words exactly. I was going to post something funny relating to the last page but you ruined it. Thank you anon.
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>>151321965
It's not personal, anon, I just don't like you
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>>151322275
But do you love me?
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Who is your favorite female non-plot-significant side character?
Who is your favorite male non-plot-significant side character?

For me it's Telma and Vasu.
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>>151323778
Hena. She's the only character that will hang out with me.
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>>151323778
>Who is your favorite female non-plot-significant side character?

Ilia
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I NEED THIS
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>>151328638
Nintendo saw all the catapult shenanigans, and pushed the release back to 2018.
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>>151328771
ENOUGH
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Why is the bow so expensive? Is there a way to lower the price, besides doing the most obvious?
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>>151190078
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>>151331341
What are you gay? Just fucking steal it. You need that picture don't you?
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>>151331341
Grab it and run.
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>>151333778
>>151333779
But I'm not a nigger. Is it just for the picture or is it a weapon as well?
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>>151333976
Are you asking if you get anything if you complete the picture book? If so, no.

Are you asking if you get anything for stealing? If so, yes. The thing you stole.
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>>151333778
>>151333779

THIEF made a shitpost, wow! This is a nice shitpost!

>>151333976

Get grinding, shithead, look around in caves for chests for extra $$$$$$$$$$
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>>151334106
I'm asking if the bow is a weapon I can use or is it just for the picture

>>151334149
Almost there, i'm at 808 rupees
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>>151334149
>Get grinding, shithead,
That's what I always do. But for some reason instead of traveling i just go to that large grass patch south of the store and do it.

>You have to die to get one of the pictures
.you have to never die to get the good Marin ending
being a 100%er is suffering.
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>>151334393
>I'm asking if the bow is a weapon
I don't want to call you an idiot, because you are trying to learn, but god damn.
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>>151334393

The bow is a weapon, an absurdly strong one too. You can do a cool trick with it using another item at the same time.

>>151334415

It's not worth it, I feel like the ending is really ruined when the windfish calls you THIEF.
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>>151334575
You can call me retarded, because i'm retarded.

>>151334615
Cool, which other item?
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>>151334875

Well I don't want to spoil that, just put other items in the other slot and hit both action buttons at the same time. It's not a terribly practical trick, but it's cool as fuck.

It's a consumable item, and you most likely already have it
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>>151334615
>bow
>absurdly strong
>not the trading quest item
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>>151337089

Well yeah but the bow is something the player -has- to get. But I didn't forget about that item.
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>>151337226
True, but I don't think you need the bow until like the 6th Dungeon right?
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>Haven't played HW since fucking November
>kid link is posed like a female trying to show her butt off in the selection screen
>Medli is fucking a character.
A fucking 4channer is literally working on this game.
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>>151337626
I think you mean TeamNinja that loves their women. They refused to work on the game unless Aonuma allowed them to show some tits, and they even bugged Aonuma so much about Zelda's measurements that he finally caved and told them.

Two of their arguments where.

"Other M would have been better with more tits and less Sakamoto. So we don't want to repeat our mistakes with Zelda."
"Nobody wants to save a flat-chested Princess."
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>she will never be real ;_;
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>>151319248
>the Wii U version is missing the story stuff for the DLC
Well that's rubbish
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>>151338147
>"Other M would have been better with more tits and less Sakamoto. So we don't want to repeat our mistakes with Zelda."

I mean, with less sakamoto, that'd probably mean Samus would have focused on kicking ass WHILE having big boobs. So I'd be fine with that
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wow.. so girls are now items to you Nintendo? sexist much? i'm filing a complaint
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>>151338631
>This is your big chance
It was your big chance for the WHOLE GAME LINK
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>>151338147
But all the games with flat chested Zeldas are top tier.
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>>151338286
good
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>>151338315
Yes it is. Gotta sell that 3DS version somehow.
>>151338358
It would have been, we also could have avoided the mole and it would have stayed a shitty comment from an interview 30 years ago. Moles are not beauty marks japan, they're ugly and distracting for character designs because you guys make them random black dots on a face.

But on another note, I hope they allow TeamNinja to be the new Zelda spinoff guys and they decide to keep Cia around. It'd be nice if they decided to try new genres too and they aren't always a musou just for variety sake.
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>>151338783
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>>151338830

as loyal as Team Ninja was to the source material of Zelda in Hyrule Warriors, I'm pretty convinced they would have done a better exploration system in Other M if Sakamoto didn't fuck it up.

I'm still pissed about his choice to change the gravity suit to make it a stupid aura.
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>>151338720
No fucks are given.
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>>151339036
We could have done Other M better than Sakamoto anon, not much of an argument. Other M retcons literally every game in the series in some fashion.

Like I recognize that Other M does do some things well, there are parts of it that aren't terrible or do feel like it fits within the Metroid universe, I won't get into it since this is a Zelda general, but its an ultimately terribly flawed and poor game due to Sakamoto.

Which I personally feel might happen with Zelda if Miyamoto continues to have any input at this rate. He just ironically wants to 'recycle' the same stuff over and over and over without adding anything new. Aonuma had to fucking talk him out of doing ALttP remake and we got ALBW instead, which I'm thankful for. An ALttP remake would be nice, but like Aonuma said to Miyamoto new games with new stuff is more important that doing the same old stuff constantly.

Old Japanese men just want to see the world burn.
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>>151339367
>Old Japanese men just want to see the world burn.

and Miyamoto did a fine job of burning Starfox and Paper Mario to the ground
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>>151339587
Star Fox U could be a lot worse though. I think it has it's moments personally.

Who would have thought 10-15 years ago when people shit on Aonuma that he'd be the savior we need at Nintendo.
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>>151339837

Yeah but Starfox Zero is pretty much a remake of Starfox 64 with shittier controls
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Who will be Aonuma's successor?
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>>151339962
Yeah, controls could be better.
>>151340098
Someone good hopefully.

>inb4 Kubo somehow
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>>151338147
>"Nobody wants to save a flat-chested Princess."
I'd tell them that DFC is the best thing ever and to to make Zelda DFC with some great legs and ass
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>>151340410
After they laugh, they'll throw your advise to the trash where it belongs.
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>>151340410
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>>151331341
you can see the merchant rubbing his hands together in the game........he doesn't deserve the 980 rupees
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>>151340640
>>151340657
Ass and legs > Tits

Objectively speaking of course
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>>151340732
You need all three, not just one or the other.
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>>151340732
legs? maybe. I can respect a man with a different opinion. But asses? Poop comes from that, Sorry but this website is whites only.
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>>151340732
Thank God for Cia having it all then.
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>>151340971

>Can't appreciate the curve of a woman's hips and ass
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>>151340971
So as long as it has huge tits you don't care if it has a flat ass and twink legs?
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>>151340952
Big boobs are entirely optional, and small boobs> big but poorly shaped ones.
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>>151341167
>can't even fill out the pants
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So I finally beat Link's Awakening.
Why is there so much water coming out of my eyes?
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Guys the shape and curvature is what matters the most in a woman. Big tits can be big but saggy. An ass can be big but not perky. Legs/thighs can be big but full of cellulite.

You gotta have the right shape, size, and curvature. While true DFC with a nice ass and legs is great as well, a full package of the three will always be top tier, and then they're raised to entirely new heights of Goddesshood if they're tomboys with short hair.

This has been your daily knowledge from the Waifu Master.
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>>151341427
I kind of agree here. Tits like Hitomi tanaka are too big and kind of a turn off. They need to have a supple shape.
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>>151341731
Because the Hero of Essences is a rogue that does what he wants with no fucks given? This is why he's a bunny, pure and innocent and doesn't think of the consequences of his rogue actions.
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>>151341860
You almost had a perfect post, until you ruined it with the tomboy and short hair shit.
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>>151341731
Because you're drowning in the ocean and the Wind Fish is too much of a cunt to come pick you up
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>>151341976
Shit, calm down, I'm not sure how you turned guilt into fury.
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>>151342118
>ruined it with the tomboy and short hair shit.
>ruined it
>tomboy and short hair shit
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>>151342273
>>151341860
Tomboy is ok at best

Short hair can be amazing though
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>>151342148
kek.
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>>151342192
>talks about how its now his chance with Marin in the game and forms these bonds with the characters
>wakes the wind fish and doesn't seem to give two fucks afterwards
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>>151342416
Well yeah. Do you act normally in a dream?
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>>151342475
Yeah actually, I act about the same regardless of whether its lucid or not.
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>>151342613
Are your dreams boring? Or are you 2cool to be posting here?
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>>151342416
Again, the Wind Fish was being tormented as well. It was going to end sooner or later. Marin almost getting in an "I love you, Link" really killed me though.
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>>151342735
Fuck, now that I think of it. I don't even remember what dreams I have. Is this normal?
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>>151342998
yes.
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>>151342998
If you have down, as soon as you wake up write it down somewhere, unless you actively try to remember it over and over and over, you'll forget it a few mins after
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>>151342735
Not really, they're pretty odd and weird at times, I just act the same. Is that really so odd?
>>151342820
Marin > Wind Fish, at least LA has a secret ending that makes up for it somewhat at least.
>>151342998
A lot of people don't remember their dreams.
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>>151343212
I saw the secret ending, getting it involved a lot of earlygame hell and gratuitous amounts of savescum.
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>>151342998
The overwhelming majority of the dreams that people have are forgotten.
This one fuck that I watch on youtube suggested that there's an evolutionary advantage in being unable to remember them. If you don't remember the dream, you can't interpret it as a "divine message" and do something retarded that gets you killed.
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>>151343540
Gotta get that boomerang and roc's feather combo going. You'll be an unkillable god considering how broken the boomerang is in LA.
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>>151343212
What secret ending?
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>>151184403
source tho
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>>151343602
That doesn't make any sense. What of the people that remember their dreams but don't believe in a God or Gods? Or the people that do believe in a God or Gods that remember their dreams but don't bother doing anything stupid over them at all?
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>>151343141
>>151343186
>>151343212
Oh ok. Nothing to worry about then.

>>151343602
Link? Sounds interesting
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>>151343734
https://a.pomf.cat/ekxqrn.jpg
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>>151343715
You get a little bonus scene at the end if you don't die.
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>>151343971
Welp, I fucked that up already.
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>>151343923
You ever thought how weird it must be to be aware of your own asshole and feel it constantly? Like usually its just there and its a second thought, but imagine being aware of it like you are your fingers or arms constantly.
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>>151343971
>if you don't die.
Jesus fuck Nintendo
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>>151344123
I have screens of them for when you finish the game if you want to see them anon, its like 2-3 screens at best and you can summarize it pretty easily regardless.
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>>151344158
what the fuck does that have to do with literally anything
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>>151343687
By the time you have seven hearts, you're competent and tanky enough to not need a backup savestate every screen, and by the time you get the Boomerang you'll be pretty much unstoppable. Also, don't even fucking think of going into the Nightmare boss fights without both the L2 Sword and the Boomerang. The 'rang's the important one. It's called "Dethl" for a reason.
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>>151344158
The fuck did you smoke?
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>>151344265
Neat, I'll try to remember.
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>>151344304
I don't know, just a thought I had seeing her asshole.
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>>151344217

Link's awakening is really easy, anon. The moment you can start buying crazy tracy's secret medicine the game becomes a fucking cake walk.
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>>151344123
Early game hell, my friend. Seven hearts at least and a Crazy Tracy medicine at all times is a must, as is Blue Mail from Color Dungeon if you can get it.
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>>151344317
Cigars?
>>151344408
I never used that once in the game, its pretty easy to avoid virtually everything with the roc's feather and just hit things with the boomerang as you're flipping around.
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>>151344408
But before that it's SS levels of damage with half the health.
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>>151344604
But you only get Boomerang after the hell that is Moldorm and that fuckin' djinn thing in Bottle Grotto, as well as getting the Hookshot.
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>>151343836
The thing is that the overwhelming majority of people throughout history either believed in some sort of god or lived in a society in which such a belief was pervasive. Atheist societies, like the ones in Europe, are a relatively new concept.
>>151343842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUARNz53w2A
History buff with a fetish for ancient weaponry.
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>inb4 BotW has a special ending if you don't die and complete all the Shrines and Sidequests
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>>151344819
This little fuck is probably the most annoying thing I found in the game.
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>>151344932
>it's just shiggy's and aonuma's laughing faces
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>>151344932
I'm fully expecting it to. I bet you anything there is a secret final boss to the game if you bother to go through the story and everything instead of just running immediately to Calamity Ganon.
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>>151344993
That shit's easy. Just run around, you only have to tap the Power Band button to grab the ball. Plus it gives two fairies when it dies. Also,
>red mail
Are you suicidal? Blue mail is the way to go.
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>>151345242

>blue mail
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>>151344993
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>151345242
It was more like I was always just poorly positioned when he threw the ball so he'd get to it first, it was definitely an annoyance at the time.

Spoilered for the other anon that hasn't gotten to this point in LA yet.

Nah not suicidal, just makes killing things faster, Eagle Tower boss only takes 3 hits with Red Mail as opposed to 6, significantly reduces the fight and the chances of taking damage in the first place all around the game honestly.
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>>151345242
>Not one shotting everything
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>>151345778

Not only that, but not wanting the boost to your lifting speed, fucking plebs man.

I will admit the blue tunic is more stylish
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>>151345947
>Red Tunics not always better than the Blue
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>>151265809
>no ruto
>no malon

do you even play zelda games lmao
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>>151345947
There's no speed boost with the Red Tunic/mail, just a power boost.
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>>151346992

You pick objects up faster, kinda shitty you don't get that speed boost from the piece of power though
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>>151346912
>being this new
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>>151344870
I agree with a lot of what he says, makes good sense. That part about some dreams eventually dealing with reality though. I've had multiple dreams or premonitions that I had absolutely now way of knowing any of the people or places I knew or would later on visit.

For example, when I was about 13 or 14 I dreamt about myself using a computer in a closet. The monitor was a Dell, and the case was black, positioned behind the monitor. Now who the fuck would use a goddamn computer in a closet, right? Turns out years later, when i'm about 21, I had no space in the apartment I lived in, because I lived with other people, and had to somehow get my computer to work in the closet. As soon as I got it working, I instantly remembered the dream I had. Same case, same monitor, same everything. It was one I built too, so there's no way I would have seen any of the parts back then.

Sometimes things point to time being cyclical, and that we'll be reliving all this shit again, especially with the shit I've experienced. Others point to the opposite. Shit's weird, man. Anyways, thank you for reading my blog, I know I'm getting off topic.
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>>151350212
Well that's nice and all but I've had dreams where I've had to save astronauts from being forced to go spelunking by mobsters in the undercity waterways of New York City or watched Jesus (literally Jesus) stab mexicans in front of a golden elevator so I'll sit over here
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This would have been cool. There was concept art that had a Nayru-like character except as a painter.
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>>151352435
>all this work for just a prank

How would it have worked though?
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>>151352435
That's a pretty terrible map. Whoever made it just threw random places from the three gameboy games together without any sort of semblance and all the areas that surround the dungeons are literal squares.

I give it a 6/10, because it looks like it'd be nice to explore.
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>>151352805
timefuckery so shit is happening simultaneously or out of sync or something, you have to revert time so things happen in the proper order. I dunno.
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>>151353063
That's pretty dumb, senpai. How about instead of getting an instrument like the other two games, you get a clock, like those that show up in LOZ. In certain times during the night time, you have to announce to everyone that is awake, to alert you that they are also experiencing that specific time of night with you.
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>>151353468
>you have to announce to everyone that is awake, to alert you that they are also experiencing that specific time of night with you.
why?
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>>151354119
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>>151354951
That's pretty big, if the math is correct.
Also LOL
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>>151355104
ah yes of course, that nigger meme has explained everything
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Chocolate and vanilla swirl.
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>>151356629
cia a shit
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>>151356745
UR A SHIT
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>>151356629
>You will never unlock this special attack.
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If Cia, Midna, and Medli are all so great, why didn't THEY get the hero's hoagie?
Checkmate, shitters.
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>>151359215
Because Midna broke the Mirror
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>>151359215
Looks like it tastes like shit
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>>151359215
Because Miyamoto is crazy. Also if Hylia is so great why does Link not get with her in most games?
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>>151359712
Because Link is just some pleb while Zelda is not only royalty but the goddamn reincarnation of their goddess
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>>151360392
Hylia is the reason the Hero reincarnates all the time. She wanted his dick for eternity. Cia wasn't all about that so she split the timelines, and the Hero of Time did whatever the fuck he wanted.

Meanwhile Demise/Ganondorf are just doing their things, trying to stop Hylia's evil.
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>>151360924
>Meanwhile Demise/Ganondorf are just doing their things, trying to stop Hylia's evil.
Why can't I just genocide races in peace? Fucking evil aryans always stopping me from genociding.
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>>151361124
Ganondorf: Prepare to Die Edition
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>>151356629
Whoa boy
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>>151354951
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>>151359215
>We will never see a canon picture of adult Tetra
It hurts
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>>151366679
Thank the Historia for them putting in unused concept art of Adult Toon Link and Adult Tetra/Zelda.
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>>151366679
If she's like every other women in the adult timeline She'll look exactly the same but with a longer torso
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Neato.

https://youtu.be/rnn3Zo9qvC0
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>>151367037
Somewhat, I find >>151367206 more appealing.
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>>151368252
That was pretty good, I got a good chuckle out of the cuccoo/glider comparison.
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>>151368252
How did he wear the blue tunic as a kid?
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>Trying to convince friend to check out zelda series some more as he's only played OOT

>We get into story/timeline discussion.
>Seems to know jack shit about the story and is convinced it's stupid.
>try to explain it as best I can.
>Pulls out more dumb bullshit from his asshole trying to convince me how dumb it is even though a large majority of what he's saying is incorrect.

I just... I don't....fuck.

I don't know what to do and i'm getting pretty annoyed desu. I think i'm just going to give up and tell him to play the games or just don't.
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>>151369370
I recently had to explain time travel to a 7 year old, and i'm going to have to do it again when he gets far enough into Oot

Having young relatives is suffering
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>>151369083
Its altered, thats a lot brighter than the Zora Tunic. There are certain debug and cheat codes natural with the game that allow for White, Black, and Yellow tunics, so he likely just altered the color code to either one of those.
>>151369370
How did you explain it to him? You can explain it very well when you use actual timelines of events in real life and then compare them to a tree.
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>>151369732
It's mostly he's so misinformed that it's difficult to explain to him how fucking wrong he is.
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>>151369859
What precisely is he misinformed about, maybe I can help out.
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>>151369967
I really don't know it's gotten to the point I don't even know what he's spewing anymore.

It's just about everything.

I'll try my best for the big things though.
>Why link reincarnates and what his purpose even is.
>LOL WHY DOESN'T LINK GET WITH THE ZELDS kill me
>Why was the imprisoning war a thing?
>HURR WHY DON'T THE GAWDS JUST SMITE GANNY THEMSELVES
There's way more but those are the biggest points atm.
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>>151370083
He does realize that OoT (the game he's played) answers at least two of those questions right and SS another one, and HW the Link/Zelda thing, granted that's its own separated timeline.

Like I get he's only played OoT, but I'm sure you've explained those things fairly easily for him to understand.
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>>151370083
I'm also pretty misinformed, I obviously don't have perfect memory so I may be to blame for a few misconceptions as well.

But I think he's just thinking too hard about this.
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>>151370258
Well if you have any questions yourself, I'm free to try my best to explain them.
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>>151369370

Why are you wasting time talking about the story? Tell him to shut up and go whack things with a sword.
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>>151370083
All of those questions can be answered if he'd just play the games. Not even all the games, if he'd just play the console based games he'd get his answers.

The Zelda question is the only one that won't be and that's only because it's not important to the story to answer what happens in the future.
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>>151370703
Its also silly to assume every Link would get with every Zelda considering some of them have so little interactions with each other that its utterly ridiculous.
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>>151369370
I can relate. Most people has some very fucked up prejudices towards Zelda (and Nintendo games in general).
I tried to convince a friend to get into the series but he refuses to, as he hates slow paced action games (he hates Dark Souls too). I almost conviced him to play Hyrule Warriors though.
On the bright side, I finally convinced my brother to play OoT (the only Zelda games he played were HW, FS with me and only half LA before dropping it). He likes it so far and I convinced him with lore arguments and making him listen to some music from the game.
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>>151370885
Zelda is one of those series that gets a lot of shit.

You either have people who are intensely upset that their personal fanfic/headcanons are wrong either due to established lore, retcons, or pure logic.

You have people that hate the series blindly because it's easy, popular, cartoony, or whatever.

You have people that argue that all new games are shit because they aren't 1:1 remakes of their favorite game in the series (which is typically the first and only one they've ever played when they were 10).

You've got people hate the new games after playing them for their flaws, yet ignore similar flaws in the games of the series they like.

Then you have the rare ones that actually have played the majority of the games if not all and enjoy them all and can actually put together good arguments or form discussion.

This is just a handful of the Zelda fanbase. Its like the most talked about and argued video game franchise in history, and it still is despite some stuff coming straight from Nintendo's mouth. Hell people are still arguing over Sheik's gender to this day, despite Nintendo saying she was female like 10 years ago.
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>>151371118
>Hell people are still arguing over Sheik's gender to this day, despite Nintendo saying she was female like 10 years ago.
NO PROOF
O

P
R
O
O
F
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>>151371253
He/him
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>>151371253
http://nintendonews.com/news/general/sheik-woman-nintendo-final-word/

>Bill Trinen, senior product marketing manager at Nintendo of America, took the opportunity to answer the question once and for all. His response? “The definitive answer is that Sheik is a woman — simply Zelda in a different outfit.”

Bill Trinen once BTFO'd the isabellafags and two years ago he BTFO'd you retards.

>muh baka gaijin
Cry more.
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>>151371118
I think that's a very big probem of all Nintendo fanbase in general. We are the biggest split fanbase in the world.
Like, I am sure there are Nintendo fans that care about Fire Emblem and Metroid but would never touch a Mario game with a finger. Or Pokemon fans that don't like anything Nintendo except Pokemon.
And then each fanbase is even more split. Pick Mario fans: some love 3D World, others hate it. Same with Sunshine. Some prefer SMB 3 over World. And so on and on.
Hell, on a higher level there are people that like the Wii U and others that hate it.

We are a very dreadful community. Meanwhile Sony fans are so uniform and samey it's almost scary.
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>>151374768
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>>151375226
Well, um, ok
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>>151376007
He bumped the thread. and Cia.
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>>151371862
>Not Miyamoto
>Not Aonuma
>Not an official statement from NoJ
>Not written in the Historia
>A literally who from NoA
LOL
O
L
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As someone who only played OoT and MM on N64, aLttP and Phantom Hourglass, how much of the deepest lore will I be missing?
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>>151376913
Not much, Most Zelda games ignore each other unless they are direct sequels or Skyward Sword. If you just play SS you'll get 99% of it.

>>151376497
C R Y M O R E
R
Y
M
O
R
E
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>>151376913
You are missing pretty much some important parts of the downfall and adult timelines.
Also, SS, despite the shit it gets, it's a lore bomb since it its story is the chronologically eldest in the series.
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>>151255576
I tried. Ok, I cheated, I used the Smash models. I tried drawing it from scratch but it was very very bad. So I opted for a classy edit.
>>151256141
You are next, I swear I'll draw it from scratch this time.
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>>151377337
That's fine, it looks great!
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I'm not shitposting but im playing windwaker for the first time on Wiiu and i genuinely dont like it.

I don't like the artstyle, i don't like the dungeons and most of all i don't like sailing and looking at maps.

I actually still like Twilight Princess more even if the beginning drags on too long. But im a OoT fag so i guess it's expected.
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>>151377898
It's fine. Everyone has that game they don't like.
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>>151377898
It's opinions anon, not shitposting. As a WW fan myself, yes, its dungeons are its weakest part.
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>>151256141
Oh yeah, you didn't specify if you wanted Imp or Twili Midna
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>>151378669
Imp please, but whatever is easier.
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>>151378765
Imp it is then.
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>>151376913
You're missing entire lore that potentially explains part of the Sheikah and a war. (TP-Possibly OoA)

You're missing an entire lore on the events of Hyrule after OoT in Adult. (WW)

You're missing entire lore on the Master Sword, Triforce/Sacred Realm, Demon Lords, Link, Zelda, etc. (SS and ALBW, possibly a connection to MM).

You're missing quite a bit actually.
>>151377898
While WW is one of my favorite games of all time, its opinions anon. Its fine not to like it as long as you aren't shitposting about how terribly it is and nobody should like it.
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>>151377898
>I don't like to go on an adventure
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>>151359215
>Cia
Literally out of her league
>Midna
She broke the mirror
>Medli
Tetra is just as good
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>>151182152
fucker has the leg strength to pull a flat iron surface off of obviously powerful magnets, and is able to toss a goron like a goat
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>>151380667
Triforce of Power is bitch shit.
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>>151377898
>he fell for the WW is good meme

It's not. At least from a gameplay perspective. Don't fall for the opinions of those who played it as their first Zelda game in their childhood.
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>>151381434
>tfw I absolutely adore WW and AoL was my first Zelda as a kid

I guess I'm wrong then.
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>>151381492
I'm not saying it applies to all of them, but it does apply to most of them (or any major console Zelda at large, really.)

WW has top-tier visuals, story, music and atmosphere though; IMO.
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>>151381434
>mfw played MM, OoT, ALLTP before WW
>one of my birthday parties as a kid had MM themed stuff
>TP is my favorite zelda game
>I love WW as well
>and the other games too

WW is fantastic, fuck off
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>>151381672
It doesn't and you are right. Its mostly due to the Zelda cycle, each new game seemingly gets liked as the people who played it first as a child get older and become more vocal as time goes on.

Personally I love WW's combat and gameplay. I loved the dungeons and puzzles, and the parry system was a much needed improvement over OoT/MM even if it was automatic for WW.

I just loved WW, I was around 12-13 when I played it sure, but I still love it to this day. Sure its not without its flaws though, some of which the HD version fixes. Like I wish Nintendo had gotten the chance to finish the Fire and Ice Temple instead of being hounded by fans to hurry up and release it. I wish the Triforce Shard fetch quest didn't focus on Tingle at all, and they were all in interesting locations like the Savage Labyrinth and Cabana, and I wish sailing was faster. As I said HD fixes some of these problems though.

It's just a fun little adventure to me though, which is why I like it so much. But I like all the Zeldas really.
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>>151381434
I like WW and I played it three years ago for the first time. My first Zelda is LA.
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Argh maties
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>>151383091
The fuck is that
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>>151383614
Captain Toon obviously.
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So, I hear you guys are tired of the whole "use a tool, slash away" boss formula. How do you want to kill bosses in Breath of the Wild?

Personally, I want at least one boss to give me Shadow of the Colossus nostalgia.
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>>151384784
Steppe Talus in the demo seemed pretty neat. Give them a health bar and let you take care of it how you see fit, add a weak point if you wish, but its not necessary.
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>>151384784
Dark souls style
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>>151385115
I want more people to think like you. I mean Zelda bosses can have their gimmicks, but adding in some "Big armour dude with big sword" bosses in Zelda would be great
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>>151385115
So sort of a Ganon battle? Something with a rhythm and a metric fuck ton of health?
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>>151384784
Tennis
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>>151384784
I'm happy with them having a weak spot or special trick, but I think it should still be possible to gradually chip away at them without knowing their weakness. Also, bombs should do damage to anyone, because bombs are bombs.
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>>151392698
Most annoying companion.
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>>151392882
She's great please
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>>151393020
Only for porn.
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>>151393108
No, she's great for everything
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Gotta admit, I'll miss the Skyward Strike. Sword beams on demand was a lot of fun.
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>>151393534
Hope we get some sort of sword beam in BOTW
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page 10
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>>151399909
I was eating anon. ;_;
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>>151400417
Why is Ganondorf built? He's a fat old man in almost every game that he's not stuck in pig form.
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>>151400693
Because he actually is pretty built. He just wears a big ass dumb robe and bulky ass armor in WW and TP.
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>>151168576
Before you can start to penetrate her ass she starts expressing her emotions for you in a 20 min long dance
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This is the end
My only friend
The end
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>>151401094
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
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Do you guys realize that everything not written in the Hyrule Historia is not canon, right?
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>>151403736
That doesn't even make sense. What on Earth could possibly be not canon in the Historia beyond unused concept art?
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>>151404110
He means everything in the zelda games which doesn't also appear in the historia is non canonical
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>>151404212
That still doesn't make any sense.
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>>151404483
kys my man
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>>151404543
Sorry the HH goes against something you previously believed, no need to be butthurt about it.
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So what will the HH2 retcon? What other bullshit will it add?
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>>151405623
Hopefully enough to continue to make you mad.
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>>151406401
Not mad, I'm not that other anon. Just asking what you guys think they will add or remove.
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>>151406918
Probably just add ALBW and TH and stuff and where they fit (obvious) and their concept art, along with BotW and stuff.

They might add some lore tidbits here and there, but I can't imagine they'll bother to work it out honestly.
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http://www.gamenguide.com/articles/37524/20160810/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-release-date-news-update-game-faces-another-delay.htm

>So what's with the delay? This move from Nintendo is actually a smart one, delaying "The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild" game also means that they are building more and more anticipation for the Nintendo NX.

Some of you guys are cool, don't go to Nintendo tomorrow.
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>>151407518
Koroks will now be in the adult timeline. Screencap this.
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>>151407924
Just give me something goddamnit
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>>151407924
That article literally says nothing

Pointless
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>>151408674
They just want those page views.
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How often does Veran possess someone just so she can get laid?
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>>151409757
How exactly do you mean? If you're worried about her being incorporeal, that's probably only specifically a problem when she's a shadow. If you're worried that nobody would want to fuck a tall sexy blue evil sorceress, you may have a point, but remember that whomever she possesses turns blue as well, which could still creep out her prospective partners.
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>>151410393
>Possess random individual.
>Dress slutty.
>Go to sleazy bar.
>Sex with stranger.
>Leave and posses new random individual.
>Dress slutty.
>Go to sleazy bar.
>Sex with stranger.
>Leave and posses new random individual.
>Repeat until dawn.
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Your reaction when Veran is the real villain of BotW?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiYecdMH94w

Miniboss music better than other shit, BotW can't come out soon enough
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>>151411832
Meh. If seeing that skyward sword and botw were both cell-shaded didn't make me burn my wii nothing will.
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>>151412092
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ALqAbffg4
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Real talk.
I managed to play Wand of Gamelon on an actual CD-i. The game itself could be at least ok if it wasn't for the shitty CD-i controller.
No amount of cringey dialogues and animations can harm a game more than the controller being a putrid piece of shit.
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>>151416150
The CD-i is what happens when you try to turn a glorified PowerPoint player into a game console without knowing anything about designing game consoles (and knowing only barely enough about making the games themselves).
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NX info fucking when?

At this point I've decided that I'll buy it but where's the fucking info Nintendo?
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>>151417431
January probably. Why would a company undercut its Christmas sales by discussing a future device?
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>>151417714
Because fucking memes that's why
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>>151417431
September
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>>151417880
The NX "handheld" part at best will be a slightly more powerful Wii U gamepad that you can take with you on the go to play random ass minigames and mobile shit like PKgo and whatever other stuff they get in it.

I wonder if Nintendo will allow F/GO on it
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>>151417714
Both 3DS and Wii U sales are going down the shitter anyway, NX or not. If anything, announcing the NX won't have backwards compatibility willmake the sakes rise a little.
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>>151418262
I would be very happy if it was a handheld that could double as a replacement controller for the Wii-U, and possibly project the portable games up on my television because of that connectivity.
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Geez, this thread doesn't want to end, does it?
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>>151419060
That would kill the 3DS as it would be a new handheld, and it would alienate users because they would have to buy a Wii U as well. Not a good idea at all.

It'll be the new home console, with the built-in ability to play 3DS games using your TV and the controller screen. I mean, adapters allowed the SNES; N64 and GCN to play handheld games, now it'll just be built-in and touted as the greatest feature ever to placate the game drought that consoles have after release.
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>>151419653
3ds is due a replacement anyhow.
What part of that post implied that you would need a Wii-U for a portable device to play its own games? What post are you even replying to?
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>>151419653
>That would kill the 3DS as it would be a new handheld
Nigger, the 3DS is old as fuck and its sales are slowing down too. It's about time for a new handheld.
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What's your favourite Zelda catchphrase?
Personally I like "It's a secret to everybody".
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Someone make a new thread soon.
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>>151421524
I can't. Phoneposting.
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>>151421242
Have faith
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>>151421242
Bend over
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>>151421242
I coveted that wind, I suppose.

Just everything about the end of WW is beautiful. While I enjoy the overall package of TP's final boss fight with how many variations there are, there is so much emotion and distraught in WW's final boss that its beautiful and makes me really appreciate Ganondorf. I always viewed the 3D games like this.

>OoT
Oh shit just got real.
>MM
Well this is odd.
>WW
Distraught and beauty.
>TP
I'm going to kill you for Midna.
>SS
I am the strongest man in the universe.
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>>151421242
Hey! Listen!

I use it on my phone for notifications.
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>>151422851
TP Zelda, please go
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New thread in a couple of mins
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>>151423246
>>151422851
TP Zelda please stay.
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>>151424056
>>>151424056
>>151424056
>>>151424056
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>>151423989
I'm gonna need the full pic of that.
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>>151424279
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2287549

Have fun.
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>>151421242
WELL EXCUUUUUSSEEEE ME PRINCESS
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