DOTA 2 GENERAL /d2g/

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This post is dedicated to the ones we've lost.

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THINGS WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

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top 10 for windy girl

If EG wins TI again, will they make an anime about Artour?

>Pick RTZ Alchemist in a elimination match
>lose
Why does it keep happening?
And how is EE considered a great player?

phoenix lower bracket run wings upper bracket run grand finals when?

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Rooting for MVP is mandatory for /d2g/ posting now.

If you are not rooting for MVP, you should leave /d2g/.

>>151157953
no one likes animes about losers

MVP PHOENIX

echo sabre is garbage on PA, pros are retarded

>>151157953
A talented and hyped up kid getting beat down by his own stupid choices isn't really the anime story

>>151157920
what is offside

so whose idea it is to kick misery and w33 even though they won shanghai majors. now look at it, they are placed higher

why the fuck is there no old thread link

>>151158037
DOUBLE
CRITS
LMAO

>>151158131
>being THIS autistic

>>151158037
its not

if drums wouldnt be shit they would get drums, but they are shit so they just get echo sabre

echo sabre basher/deos is strong on pa

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Reminder if you think Arteezy is a bad player or a team ruiner you've browsed too much Reddit and you absorb their opinions too easily.

>b-but EG at TI4!!
Not his fault, all of EG fucked up the semifinals, especially ppd with his shit drafting vs VG memepush lineup

>b-but Secret at TI5!!
He was the best carry in the world at the time, as recognized by many other players, rest of Secret shat the bed besides Zai who also played out of his mind.

>b-but EG during Frankfurt/Shanghai!!
Did pretty good, 3rd place both times, could've won both events but saving fucking retards meta favored OG and Shanghai was a fluke for Secret.

>b-but Secret at TI6!!
Puppey has obviously lost it and is a mere shadow of his former self while EE is being even more autistic than usually. Bulba exists.

Arteezy is still one of the best players in the world who just has some commitment issues. Spouting shitty memes about him destroying teams is both revisionist history and Reddit.

>>151158072
the turkish overlord

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guys I need to know if these things are real or fake???

>>151158131
old thread links only matter on /aco/ and /d/

>>151158007
ironically, most anime nowadays are about losers.

>>151157969
>Alch has a garbage winrate
why do people insist on picking him and using the NagaAlch build

>>151158202
they are fake, added in postproduction, as anyone with eyes can see

>>151158202
They're real for sure.

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>>151158179
(You)

>>151158232
But only until ep2 when our loser mc finds out that he actually is the chosen one, protector of the stars and the true heir of the most awesomest power. By ep7 he usually has amassed a fellowship of haircolor-coded girls.

Will suck cock for MVP fantasy cards

>>151158037
Noone goes echo on pa.
QO, literally the only one picking her, always goes phase, deso, bkb, abyssal.

>>151158179
>commitment issues
That's why he's shit.

If you can't commit to a team long enough to actually make results then you're a problem player.

You can literally be the best player in the world but if you leave after the first sign of bad results then you're not worth keeping.

>tfw Jimmy might stay with TNC if they do well enough
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I wonder how his gf would feel about it.

>>151158179
>>b-but EG at TI4!!
to this day im pretty convinced that they just got complaicent and threw it
like who of them actually needed the recognition of winning, with mason?
Why would you want to give mason gratification and valid reasoning to stay on the team over Fear?

Once they got 3rd the new that was enough money to satisfy them all, since it was 1mil+ split between them, ontop of their salary and bonuses etc.

If they had come 1st/2nd mason wouldve been seen as a good player and had a reason to stay relevant in the scene long enough to get a good team.

ITs an extremely masterful plan to pull off, but if anyone could do it it wouldve been PPD, Artour, Universe and Zai.

>>151158386
qo buys echo sabre i watched his pubs

>>151158413
That is some liberal tier of mental gymnastics anon

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>"Team DK's turn to pick."
>"Anti-Mage."

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podchan

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HAHAHHAA
FUCK N0BRAINS

>>151158413
Did Mason fuck your Mom and make you watch or something? Artour is a washed up memer who's only been relevant because of how often people talk about how he's not relevant anymore.

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Didn't see me coming, did you.

rtz did nothing wrong
envy is cuck

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I miss them anons...

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I'll take a nap before games today, don't wake me up please.

OUREST GUY, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBfmPENyK0

>>151158386
>buys echo in 2 games total
>those games are months ago
Echo is garbage and rightfully noone that actually knows hoe the basics of dota work buys it

OUR GUY is streaming

twitch tv / elazor

>>151158496
nigga they fucking stomped everyone then suddenly theyre playing mega defensive with no need to and just give up at 3rd place.

They had like 3 days to think over if they actually wanted to play a couple more games to win like 300k more
rtz and zai were like 18/16 then so 200k is more than enough to sustain them for like 10 years, they really didnt need the money, and universe is rich enough to be a fucking doctor without having to borrow for tuition, they didnt need the money.

>>151158632
No, I find it hilarious that after finishing 3rd mason completely fell off the fucking map because he could easily be replaced with Fear. If they had won ti, alex garfield probably wouldve had some say about not kicking him because "he won ti lmao"

>>151158059
>synthol
nigga please
I want to look normal

>>151158672
i wonder what its like picking your nose/sneezing etc with a thing like that in your nose

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>>151158548
fucking og ruining my shit

fucking phoenix proving to be more amazing than i could ever have hoped for

>>151158672
QUCIK SPRINT

>>151158672
endurance run

>>151158672
she looks like a balanced girl who has a rich personality under all those rats

Japanese team at TI when?

imagine being OG and picking MVP and being like shieet nigga we got this so ez hahakorea so ez gg

and then you get stomped in the match

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He's like Lelouch except he's not 3k shitter.

>>151158749
Was meant for
>>151158452

>>151158775
Mason was always going to be replaced by Fear no matter what, nobody loses a TI for shits and giggles that's retarded

>>151158850
Why are you guys always giving that faggot attention?

>>151158819
too bad she is going to die of toxoplasmosis

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>>151158546
love her

>>151158775
>they really didnt need the money, and universe is rich enough to be a fucking doctor without having to borrow for tuition, they didnt need the money.

You are genuienly REALLY stupid and don't understand how the world works outside your room.

>Anyone who doesn't have +10 million in a bank not giving a shit about two hundred thousand dollars

Just do yourself a favor and quit begin such an idiot with the mental gymnastics of a liberal college student

>>151158672
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT

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>>151158007
>>151157953
itll be one of those shitty western shows they play the week of Christmas

>>151158897
The final stage of anime fandom, total loss of the ability to communicate without kawaii faces
After that its usually descent into poverty and finally suicide when faced with the options to work or starve.

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>ginger slutranger
>blue slutranger
>purple slut
>snek slut
>slut slut

>mfw i just play rubick every game

>>151158926
>>151158546
>permavirgins fap to podchan
>podchan is most likely sucking gross Gaben's cock to keep her place as Valve's employee

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>>151158850
Lelouch has been assimilated.

I am cutieface of bord XDD you will be assibiladed :---D fugg

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>>151158926

what ethnicity is her? looks like one of them SEA sub-human monkies

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Akke
36 min ·
Happy anniversary @Bummilummi 13 years together today!

>>151158984
>make 2 mil now and 2 mil later
>make 1 mil now and 6 mil later

you tell me how money works

>>151158926
Gotta watch all games for her

>>151159063
Probably Filipino

>>151159000
Where I live they play the Don Camillo and Peppone movies.
Real good shit

>>151159045
>normal skill
>psg ghost
lmao

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>>151159063
It's obvious.

Been a player since beta, amassed 4000 hours before I quit about 2 years ago. Played a couple game last night.

How in the fuck did I ever find this shit game fun? Or is Dota just currently an even bigger pile of shit than it ever used to be? It felt like fucking LoL, not the game I remember.

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>>151159089
is he a cuck?

>>151159089
>literally together since he is 15
>literally together for 13 years with his high school crush

>>151159228
Maybe he is just a well adjusted family man
These are the people the white race needs

>>151159089
>akke runs a succesful tech business
>has a cute girlfriend for 13 years
>still plays dota

Man fucking Akke, if only you had good taste in friends too. You don't need to latch on to fucking Loda anymore, just join a more relevant team.

>>151159228
Loda's a cuck.

>>151159253
Wish I could do the same. My relationships burn fast after a year.

why do the main event matches start an hour later than the group stage matches

what the fuck

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>>151159228
Don't post Homu without my permission, kid.

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>>151159142
>tfw will never meet podchan

>>151159190
i lose 80% of games anymore i'll never be out of normal skill again

they tweaked behavior score a couple months ago and it really, really works now

ie. almost every game I play is me having an intentional feeder etc vs a normal enemy team

it just dooms you to losing almost every game now. it's hell. I got up to 1900 a few times but you can't get out, people just report you back down no matter what

At least there's a positive change though: You now can't be reported back into low priority if you're in low priority, and you can't be mute-extended if you're already muted.

>>151159196
The game hasn't had a serious gameplay update in a solid year and the Dota community had to pay Valve $80,000,000 just for Pit Lord to be released at TI

>>151159253
As cute as he is, he is still a manlet

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>>151159369
You wanna 1v1 me mid for a few games so I could bring you back to reality?

>>151159196
(you)

>>151159369
>psg
>posting about me ooga team booga
no no no that's not how it works

You can go to SEA and find a girl who looks just like Podchan who will also let you literally shit on her face if it means you will marry her and bring her to the USA.

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>>151159327
Or what?

Dear Artour B.,

Hey man, what an outstanding performance this TI. Arguably a top performer throughout the group stages and one game that was hard fought. Despite all the criticisum you've received and will yet to, you are still an inspiration not to hundreds, or thousands, but hundreds of thousands. Such myself, an older (28) and later comer to Dota(2) and the competive scene.

Like many greats, winning did not come easy. It takes failing to be a champion, and many can tell you the failure can only fuel the fire. Your time will come, and i'm sure of it as long as you continue to keep your head up. You inspire many such as myself to continually learn the game and enjoy its entirety.

Your streams were great too, not only from your playmaking but from the music and vibe as well, as I enjoy the same genre. Hope you get back on again some day. If youre ever back in the IE (BTS) hit me up! Drinks on me.

Whatever you choose to do, please continue to inspire the many people you do and chase your dreams. Wherever you are i'll always root for you to bring it all home one day. Best of luck to you and your future endeavors.

>>151159369
>ever going into lp(unless you abandon) or getting muted
how the fuck? I literally deny the holocaust every game and I've never seen lp or got muted

you have issues friend

If rtz is so bad and a toxic player then why are PPD and Puppey more than willing to get him back again and again?
Makes you think...

>>151159524
I want to say most anons here aren't desperate or old enough to go overseas and offer to marry desperate girls in exchange for greencards.

I hope.

>>151159524
That sounds too ez...

>>151159606
try calling everyone niggers in all chat every game
caps lock probably helps

>>151159389
Christ, so Valve is still persistent on being lazy fucks. That's sad, fuck eSports.

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>>151159576
Props to Arteezy

So happy to see him playing at a high level, after all the criticism.

Probably the best stretch since before TI5 for him, proving the haters and doubters wrong!

>>151159606
you have a low seq_num

my seq_num is 1500 now, so i go into low priority if i get two reports

>>151159434
what do you think personal skill has to do with it? at the bottom of behavior score now you get intentional griefers every single game. there isn't an argument to be made.

they changed it, and now it works *really* well and these people should never be in the dota pool, but I don't belong with them either, I just hate all people and tell them so freely

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>>151157815
>all NA teams will be in lower bracket getting raped by OG

Are you ready /d2g/?

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If the Secret Dota team disbands will the whole Secret organization go down?

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>>151159576
>>151159756
Reddit please leave.

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What did she mean by this?

>>151159646
It's true. There's a general saying that service members who go to Korea or Eastern Euro countries always come back with a wife.

A lot of people really want to come to the US.

>>151159893
I want the secret girls to go down on my dick

secret will win ti7..
just you wait KEKS
you will get
BTFO

>>151159893
loda's sister on the right

>>151159874
Arrogance was their downfall against MVP, had they respected their PA and banned it, had they respected their run at you strategy and played defensive during the laning phase, they wouldn't have lost.

Their fans being arrogant as well won't help them advance in the lower brackets.

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>NOW DC IS AN NA TEAM

>>151159646

The same in Cuba, to escape communism and poverty.

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>yfw EG fails and NA is in flames

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is she cursed?

Is a wife that doesn't love you and is just interested in your country really worth it?

can't wait to see OG being kicked out by pinoy. The shitshow would be much better than yesterday.

pizza hut dominos or papa johns for my ti finals party d2g

>>151160181
Damn she got kinda thicc

>>151160098
Really? You say I can go to Cuba an claim a nice big booty for myself? SeemsGood

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What will you NA cucks watch when all your teams are out?

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>>151159606
You can get put into LP for not abandoning, just be sure to play solo queue on a US server and you'll collect 1-3 reports a game for existing, regardless of saying anything or how you play. Eventually you get put into LP for it at least it made me quit this shit game for a few months

I only rarely get vocal, I still collect reports because I've got the enemy jungle warded so Enigger doesn't have a 12 minute Mek, then Pedro dies mid (solo) and spam pings for wards mid (I guess??). Stacks need someone who's not with them to focus their madcuzbad at.

It's just such a hassle to play this game in anything but a 5 stack anymore.

>>151159752
The sheer greed and incompetence of Valve is so unbelievable they'd have gone out of business years ago if they hadn't trained their fanbase to be millennial hipster cuckolds.

Last hero was December of 2015. Since then we've had 2 Majors and a TI, TI itself giving Valve $80,000,000 (remember only 25% of the prize pool goes to players) not counting the gorillions of Secret Shop things they'll sell this year. Dota 2 is about as close as you can get to a cash printing machine because they literally haven't put a months work into it in a year and have still made over $100,000,000 (A HUNDERD MILLION DOLLARS).

>Bloodthorn
>Echo Sabre
>Lotus Orb
>Glimmer Cape
>Fountain Gardens
>Copy and paste compendiums

That's the full extent of work Valve has put into Dota 2 in the last year and TI is even bigger than last year. We're paying for the privilege to kill our own game

>have friend who makes money as software developer
>decides he wants to import gook wife because he fails with women
>imports gook wife on trial basis
>lavishes thousands of dollars on her in many visits
>decides to go ahead and marry her, imports her, gets her her visa etc
>she disappears
>never heard from again

this is the reality of doing this shit. it's life failurism. same shit as "i failed as a male so that means i identify as a woman now"

I'm PSG and I'm a fucking total life failure and I have a great girlfriend you can do it to. DO NOT BECOME A RACE TRAITOR.

>>151160213
http://pizza.gg/

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>>151160181
We'll find out tonight.

Where is this from? Groups?

>>151160213
>not ordering from an italian restaurant

>>151160092
they competed in the NA qualifiers my man

>>151160352
>Implying your average dotard has any taste whatsoever

>>151160292
Why do you want to know?

>>151160374
post the pic after the third game.

>>151160352
>>151160403
the closest i have to an Italian restaurant is fazolis
lol

>Elder Titan 70% winrate in TI matches.
wev he is gonna get rekt

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REMINDER TO CHANNEL FOR

"OUR"

WEATHERMAN

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HE DOESN'T FUCKING DESERVE TO SUFFER LIKE THIS

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>>151160297
Just because your friend didn't scare her into submission doesn't mean I wont

>>151160209
>plebbit tears
>goypendiumcuck tears

I want this to happen

>>151160195
is this a filipina

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>>151160556
team hoppers deserve sadness

>>151160556
eh someone has to go out first and this time it was him

maybe next time he'll win it all

gg go re

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Predictions for today dotards?

>>151160556
He brought it all on himself.

>>151160209
>shitcanned by jimmy + 4 literal 3rdworlders
>"""""EU"""""

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>>151158179
This guy gets it.

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>>151160297
>tfw schizoid and don't need my life validated by some girl with a wet hole

Feels fucking great man, every day I'm appreciating it more

>>151160556
artour was left

>>151160213
Depending on who gets into the finals through Upper Bracket
>MVP
No food, you will suffer like best Korea who should've been here in their place.

>Wings/Newbee/Ehome
Takeout Chinese

>Alliance
A traditional Somali meal: Cambuulo

>EG
A traditional american meal: corn syrup

>>151160556
He does not deserve better! What's wrong with you, people?? He left EG because Secret was number 1 and when Secret hasn't won anything major but EG did, he got back to EG... Then EG stopped winning since having him back and Secret was again riding the high waves and Arteezy went back to Secret, making them kick W33 (best mid Secret ever had) out... Jesus, he does not deserve any better.

Edit: There's no reason for getting defensive and/or offended. It wasn't my intention to upset. It's just that, to me, Arteezy doesn't seem to be a trustworthy player, changing two teams so often it doesn't surprise me that the team he goes to, starts getting underwhelming results. A team needs to have chemistry, to know each other style, to adapt etc.

Edit2: I never said it's because of him Secret has lost last night. Ever since this -Arteezy is with Secret or EG- ordeal, Puppey has made plenty of questionable decisions, many of which revolved around hero picking, strategy and changing team players.

My initial post was referring to all the other posts (I've read 3 and a bunch of comments) where they said that he didn't deserve this. Which I disagree completely. He should've just pick a team and stick to it, for better or worse. That's what you're supposed to do, not go where you think the grass is greener.

>>151160297
but he was happy for a short moment, a happiness he didn't think he could experience otherwise and probably couldn't

it's easy for you to say "JUST DO IT" and "if i can do it then anyone can" but that's just not true. some people can't. your friend had happiness and then sadness. that's life and it's better than before when he just had sadness.

>>151160762
upboated

>>151160662
>EG lose
>Alliance lose
>OG win
>LDG win
t.Nostradamus

>>151160257

You can, but i'm not sure it will be worth it.

>>151160538
Purge Weatherman is best segment

Way better than Analysis by pyrion and sheever

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>>151160820
>EG lose
DELETE THIS

>>151160662
Ehome > alliance

EG > newbee

OG >TNC but TNC has a chance specially if OG chokes

DC Should > LGD but it seems DC has extremely limited hero pool. LGD can outdraft but when it comes to playing the draft DC should be better however in the abortion of current year patch draft can insta win games

Alliance >Fnatic

Liquid should > Newbee

>>151160928
>EG > newbee
HA HA HA

>>151160871
>a 5k player does better analysis than 2 3k players
Really makes you think

>>151160871
>purge is seen by weather channel
>suddenly scouted by weather channel
>we will never see purge ever again
>but then suddenly one day when you turn on your morning news years from now...
>HEY EVERYONE IT'S PURGE

Oh gawd.

>>151160820
Im fine with this

Would like TNC to pull it out but its kinda unlikey

>>151160928
>EG > newbee
detecteed NA

>>151160538
Arigato purge sama

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>>151160871
>our guy Purge finally got the recognition he deserves
>reddit's guy Nahaz got BTFO, didn't even get to TI and the team that he ''''coached'''' also lost the wild card
SeemsGood

>>151159989
is this actually a game thats playable or did you just make the character look like TA?

>>151160997
If TNC can legitimately beat OG then they have a chance to make it to grand finals.

I would literally kill to see a TNC v EG finals.
And then the NA BM starts in all chat and meanwhile PPD exclaims:
>b-but demon don't use mean question marks!!

>>151160983
>yellow this is Purge, bringing you the weatherforecast live from sunny California

>>151160965
No shit, but they rather put pyrion and sheever on the analysis panel and purge has 2 minutes to talk about a specific play

>>151160762
Secret Shouldn't Disband

While yes I think there are some big problems with the team, look at every game that they lost @ this event. They get absolutely crushed in the early game and almost come back in every game due to really well executed team fights. I think if they fix their stupid drafting mistakes and clean up their early game and then they will start winning games. Also dont put EE mid.

>>151160983
>yyyyyyyyellow everyone it's purjj on national TV
One man can only dream.

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>>151161117

dear eurocucks,

whats the damage control situation atm when youre 0-4 against other regions?

>>151160294
You play like shit, have shit opinions, think like a fucking commie. Why don't you kill yourself? You can't even win at fucking video games, I can only wonder the size of failure in your life.

>>151161234
heh heh I was almost forced to realize that my region is shit but then I noticed DC considers themselves an NA team tough luck pal

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but will it bring his happiness back

>>151161131
>Secret Shouldn't Disband
Of course not

Arteezy should get an actual good team

>>151161403
>while the shitskin dances and tries to woo a fatty, the white man tirelessly broods over the great questions of humanity

>>151161473
Too bad rtc is cursed...

>>151160297
fuck this was my plan for future, but I wanted to import russian gf

>>151159196
>Dota just currently an even bigger pile of shit than it ever used to be?
YEs it died after TI4. The final nail in the coffin was 6.84

Icefrog stopped working on the game

that's why the original dota stopped being updated. Its stuck in 6.83

http://www.getdota.com/

>>151161582
You only need to keep her visa under lockdown

>>151161510
purge has a shitskin gf for 2 years now

>>151161634
No, you idiot. You can't code cooldown reduction on dota 1.

>>151158179
finally someone that doesnt mindlessly repeat reddit memes

>>151161712
lies, purge is pure

>>151161775
Bullshit

they can make the item replace the original abilities with the same but with less cooldown

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ETA until games lads?

>looking through old changelogs
>patches where 2-4 heroes are added biannually
>now we will be lucky if valve even decides to show us a single ported hero this year

what happened?

>>151161893
2 hours for EHOME x Alliance, after that it will be EG x Newbee

>>151161802
:)
https://twitter.com/gomeasy

So who's top pick to win TI6 as of now?

I stopped playing a year and a half a go but I still check in for the biggest tournies, but it seems what little I thought I still new of the meta was wrong.

>>151161994
I honestly don´t of any other reason other than icefrog being afraid to make new heroes. Obviously porting heroes can´t take you a whole fucking year

>>151161994
Valve is not Riot. What matters for them more is to make a balanced game, not shit new heroes for money every two months or so

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>>151161994

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>tfw Wings vs MVP isn't until tomorrow

Perhaps that's a good thing, might need some time to prepare myself for that level of DotAkino

>>151162128
Icefrog used to churn out new heroes at a pretty fast pace though

>>151162183
it was 4 per year up until he started working on dota 2 then it became 2 per year and after it 0

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>>151162143
>best TI6 teams already facing each other

>>151162183
During the experimental days of DotA. Now dota 2's compt scene has grown far too big to meddle with it carelessly

>still no pitlord
pathetic

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>>151161582
If you're from US, you got this. I don't know about other countries, but in US you can report a person for using your marriage as a way to attain a citizenship. If you do that, US government will deport her and apply an entry ban for a couple of years. That would absoluetly ruin her visa history.

I lived in Russia for a long time, literally every woman there dreams to marry a guy from western country, so she can immigrate.

>>151157969
>And how is EE considered a great player?
What year are you posting from?

>>151162391
>Now dota 2's compt scene has grown far too big to meddle with it carelessly
Literally kill yourself

New heroes are always banned from comp up until they are thoroughly tested

>>151162391
It's still not acceptable to have 0 new heroes in 3 years

If he isn't certain about a hero, he doesn't need to add it to CM

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>>151161510

>thinking rtz is good
>thinking envy is good
Only at d2g

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I haven't played in awhile do we get pitlord ever

>>151162703
no

>>151162376
Fortunately It's in the upper bracket

>>151159369
>they tweaked behavior score a couple months ago
how do you know this?

also i beg for commends now after every game and that seems to help with my score

>>151162703
Maybe in the allstar match if Valve decides the $80,000,000 we gave them was enough

>queue with 4k friend
>some fucking unironically picks meepo after having played it 5 times in unranked
>pick mirana offlane
>first blood mid at rune
>kill again when he returns
>kill safe lane twice
>continue to rack up kills until im 8-0
>gank mid
>expect 4k friend pudge to dismember target
>realize after failed gank he is LVL THREE 15 or so min in while im lvl 11
>our meepo has a point booster
>our invoker mid cries for mirana ult when he is tracked by bounty
>slowly lose game
>queue solo
>5.8 average

yeah im not queuing with him ever again

>>151162817
cool man upvoted

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why did secret have to lose guys...

>>151162027
wtf, whos kid is that? is purge an actual kek?

>>151158179

This, my boy Artour will replace n0brain on OG and win 2 majors and TI next year.

>>151159756

i agree rtz da gawd

fuckin chinks got lucky with those runes

>>151159369
i also want to add this behavoir score shit is real. im i real shitbags in my games. i took my mic out and change my chat hotkey and have been paired with decent players. as soon as i went back to normal i started seeing the muted shit heads that i usually get.

>>151162703
Didnt donate enough

>>151162578
>tfw no more BAMBOE DOTO
Bruh

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>>151161712
AYO HOL UP

https://twitter.com/gomeasy/media

So is Purge literally raising another man's son?

>>151161994
They've run out of heroes to port.
So instead of pumping out the remaining few and ending up with the old pre Dota 2 shedule of 1 hero per wheneverIcefagfeelslikeit they decided to stretch the last few over multiple years and make every release some kind of special event.
People whine anyway, so in the end they chose the route where they can give people at least one hero per year instead of risking years without a single one.

>>151162391
They've chucked out game-changing items readily enough. Raindrops and Iron Talon already affect gameplay across the board, whereas a new hero, however powerful or imbalanced, would at worst be 100% ban material.

>>151163034
Did it ever occur to you.... that icefrog........ could just make a new hero......

whoa..... really makes you think................

>>151163032
LMAO
BERNIE SUPPORTER AND RAISING ANOTHER MANS SON
MEME MAGIC

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Is he a muslim?

How would your dream team be?

>>151163119
Wow, that really made me think!

>>151162703
I'm more interested in if valve has any plans for the future if pit lord ever happens.
To be honest he probably never will happen and they'll just dangle the carrot in front of our nose forever.

>>151163119
Icefrog never made a hero, he always took up from community suggestions

>>151163032
he is a bernie voter after all

>>151163207
it's almost like.......

dota still has a community..................

>>151163119
Yeah lets keep pumping out useless heroes to keep children happy like league
Neck yourself you little worm

>>151163150
Maybe. Until he says so, we don't know.

>>151163138
>raising another mans son
I wish this underage meme will die...

>>151163210
>pretending you wouldn't french kiss her butthole

>>151163271
god forbid we get any new content other than items and the occasional aghanim's upgrade

>>151163119
Did it ever occur to you... that shitheads like you... would complain even more.... if they had to wait 1 year+ for a new hero... like back in the day of WC3 dota....

whoa... really makes you think....
........................

>>151163032
>>151162918
it's not
keep scrolling

no one with a kid will travel around with sluts like her

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>>151163341
It's literally true though?

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>>151162914
Because the real way to git gud is not anime.
It is toku.

>>151163381
Well she has a point
kid looks like a strange kind of halfbreed though

>>151163369
wow.... it's almost like getting 4 heroes a year............... is BETTER than getting one port a year.........................

>>151163381
Is having a step parent that crazy for 4chan these days?

>>151163370
>>151163032
she also never mentions having a kid at all

>suffer from forced 54%
>reach 54,1% winrate
>my team suddenly has 47% winrate "support timber" and 46% overall winrate invoker mainer

nice fucking game dotardos

>>151163381
>telling this pale god to tan
Blasphemy

>/d2g/ can't even master ONE hero
>waah icuuuu frogguu gib more heroes swwwa ahawah

epic I like it

Does lifting increase mmr?

>>151163369
Golly, this really made me think!

>>151163505
blame pol

>>151163381
Well at least she's kinda cute.
And Purge is probably a better dad than whatever celt(is this red hair on the kid?) knocked her up

>>151163543
I am the enigma master

>>151163552
if you increase your general health while playing the same amount of dota, yes it does

>>151163381
So?
>What is a stepdad?
This isn't new.

>>151163165
EE hc
Miracle mid
Universe off
Puppey supp
Pieliedie supp 5

>>151163651
more like cuckdad

>>151163552
tfw 235 bench, 405 squat, 495 dl
still shit at this game

>>151163150
of course Aliwi "w33" Omar is a muslim
just like Amer "Miracle1" Barqawi

>>151163503
>4 heroes per year

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The last new ones were Oracle and Earth spirit, in 2013. So once Pit Lord is ported prepare for less than one hero per year.

>>151163736
>EE

>>151163381
>"ay hol up, dis wythe boi ned a tan lmao"

this is why race mixing will never work, people are naturally drawn to people of their own race

>>151163651
>What is a stepdad?
a cuck

>>151163739
Ok pol toddler. Go back to your cage.

>>151163764
dont even worry about some stupid game some guy ripped off. just move on man. i used to have good stats but started skipping the gym cause i got sucked into this shit

>>151163808
>muh new heroes

>>151163872
yeah I'm quitting after TI, gotta focus on school & dem lifts

>>151163883
>muh new content

wow such a disgusting proposition

who the fuck wants new content in their game? I can't even..... ugh

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>jealous of purge
lmao

>got to 4k last year
>havent played since
what am i missing on

>>151158072
I wonder what a more idiotic roster change would even look like. I thought it was dumb kicking Aui after TI5 but god damn, both Misery AND w33?

>>151163867
go back to spending money and time on another mans seed

>>151163935
yeah pls stop while you are ahead. im a worse off looser now that i started playing this shit

>>151163936
Yes and its been delivered you are just obsessed with having a new toy hero

>>151163778
doesn't Miracle have a big shoulder tattoo? pretty haram

>>151163936
Theres been tons of new content to the game, does new content have to be a hero every time?

>>151164092
>adding new items means that we can't get new heroes because that'd be too much content!!!

>>151164149
it's the most enjoyable type of new content, yes

>>151158848

OG vs MVP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FVYlkJBCiQ
1st game show what MVP can do with PA
In 2nd game OG ban both Axe and Shadow Demon: they win 31-11
3rd game they ignore PA, Axe and Shadow Demon: they lost 6-38
I haven't follow MVP for long time, is it worth banning Siren Alchemist and Timber?

>>151158840
What MOBA Japanese play?

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Why are muslims so good at Dota?

>>151163961
you'd be jealous too if you didn't have a train run on you every night

>>151163936
new items and map changes are better than new heroes

>>151163165
MVP is my dream team.
I do think the best "NA" team you could collect tho is
Fear
w33
Zai
Aui
SVG

>>151164232
>it's the most enjoyable type of new content, yes

for you

>>151163778
His mother is polish, I doubt that marrying is even legal there if you are not catholic.
The Lebanon has a pretty big christian population for a mudslime country too

>>151164131
not really, it's only hadith

>>151164295
>new items
no

>map changes
depends

>>151164256
Japanese play MOBAge.....heh i'm funny
they play league if anything

>>151164298
>captain that isnt ppd

0/10

we've all seen what fear, uni, aui, rtc and zai play like without ppd

remember old eg, universe/rtz secret, old dc?

>>151164271
woah, whos that qt on the side? the one on the _left

is he really a bernfag? now im gonna have to mute him every time he comes on

>muh new content
>muh new heroes

oh, anon, I guess you already mastered all 110 heroes and currently enjoying life in 8k skill bracket

You fucking cucks are complaining about new heroes so much, but you should be fucking thankful that this shit isn't like Riot's shitfest where every month there's a new hero with the same fucking shitty skillset of another already existing hero.

Fucking realize that the creative process to make an interesting, original and balanced hero isn't fucking easy you mental handicaps.

>>151164271
party = haram
sex = haram
drinking = haram

dota = not haram

What else are these poor teenagers supposed to do all day?

>>151164337
he is from jordan, a muslim man can marry a jew or Christian just fine

he lived in jordan most of his life as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSA5f4qLAc

reminder

>>151164460
>this argument again

>>151158926
So pretty. I want to help her unwind every evening after work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVDupSBaWwQ

It's been two years yet I can't unsee this

>>151164232
i get it but there are 111 of them in d2 i don't see why its such a big deal

items and item changes have a much bigger impact on the game now

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dough tards?

>>151164013
You talk like divorce doesn't exist. Couples come and go. Your fairy tail world, spending your entire life with only one woman, virgin and with no kids, doesn't exist. You sound like an insecure faggot.

>>151164149
Just from looking at the reply chain Id say for some people, yes, apparently.

I blame Valve for this. They couldve just released everything and be done with it. Ignore the cries of the impatient kiddies who expect the pace to keep up for some reason, let them know the glacial pace of hero releases from days long past.
But they've decided to cater to those plebs instead and hold heroes back to push back the inevitable point where full parity is reached, the Dota 1 pace kicks in, and new heroes are far out of reach, shrouded in darkness.

>play chess
>no new pieces for gazillion years
>mfw

>>151164390
New items single handedly make more heroes and more playstyles viable, windlance alone resurrected a more rotation heavy/gankg heavy roaming supports for fucks sake.

There's already more than 100 heroes jesus christ

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>>151164412
>Japanese play mobage
Nice one

>>151164460
>not 9k

>>151164464
Reading holy scriptures.

>>151164425
ppd isnt the secret formula holding eg together. He's hoding their best players (fear and zai) back. Like, he's a really bad drafter and his in game play is lackluster.

>>151163381
>purge raising some half black kid

uhhhh

seriously is this like the endgame for intelligent white males? what happened?

>play football
>same pitch every time
>mfw
MOOOOOMM

>>151164683
>windlance alone resurrected a more rotation heavy/gankg heavy roaming supports for fucks sake

couldn't resurrect ES

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>>151164551
Can you imagine how cringe the English equivalent video would be

>>151164551
I want those cards

>>151164746
>>>/4ccg/

>>151164656
Getting a woman who hasnt been impregnated by another man is not rare at all honestly only a weak man would raise someone elses child i sympathize with the woman because it was most likely a piece of shit who left her in that situation but that doesnt mean you have to cop the bill

>>151164425
>old dc
wat

>pit lord is "underlord" now

now if only they'd fix centaur's retardedly long name

>>151164656
Depending on a person's age, it's not worth it to get involved with kids.

I'm in my 20s right now and wouldn't want to deal with any woman who already has a child in their early adolescence.

Maybe when I'm in my 30s I'll loosen up about it but I don't need a kid in my life, I have my own career shit and don't need my kid or someone else's kid.

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>>151164656
>Defending cuckoldry.

>>151162817

ooga

>>151164716
but fear and zai play worse without ppd

Am I late to the party? Swedefag here who worked all day to support Ahmeds rapefugee stay.

>Secret

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>151163381
Why is it so common

Is love such a strong feeling or what? Explain senpaitachi

>>151164842
dakota cocks and slacks have great portfolio, would make 1M upvotes

when will the arcana be revealed?

>>151164425
>and zai play like without ppd

Like the best offlaner in the world?

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>there are euroredditors that think their memeteam OG stand a chance ahainst our literal guy Jimmy "Demon " "Pegasus" "The Mercenary" "Nigger Lips" Ho
>little do they know that he has condensed 30 years worth of training into a matter of weeks with the help of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber

When is first game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7TdL7tORg
Wait, you fuckers didn't told me Gaben would be opening the TI

>>151164905
aui was on dc after ti5

Who is actually at TI?

>"how are valve ever going to increase the prize pool next year????"

>25 million stretch goal, sheever will fuck anyone on the main stage of TI
>no rules, whatever you want to do with her

easy.

Why was Na'Vi even direct invited?

>love envy
>love arteezy
>secret lost

rip desu

>>151164976
what movie is this?

>>151165093

wtf is that machine

also how do i get fit :(

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>>151159893
4 > 3 >>>>> 2 > 5 > 1

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>>151165093
based jimmy
not going to lie, when I drew your silver card I thought about dusting it first.

>>151164868
You never know anon. Everyone makes mistakes, maybe you will fall in love with a woman like that someday. There is nothing wrong in getting attached to a child.

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>>151157992
>rooting for mvp
>posting 2D girls

>>151165192
>30 million dollars
>We at Valve will make anime real with holograms
easy money and you get the Japanese market

>>151165192
god imagine that

she'd be fucking coated with a layer of semen

>>151165202
i hate both of those people and like puppey

>>151165114
Because he has opened every single TI so far and it was assumed he will open this one too?

New much?=