/smgen/ - SMITE General

you better respond to me chaac shitter.

>>151147350
>rushes to make op
>its some gay homo shit edition
Classic faggots, can't believe they run this dead general.

>>151147430
>triggered.

>>151147271
He doesn't lose lane to anyone. How shit are you?

>>151147350
xth for I want to have a platonic relationship with Jing Wei.

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

>>151147518
>doesn't lose lane to anyone
wew lad, whatever you say

>Spend months, maybe years hyping up SPORT SKINS
>Sport skins become a reality
>They don't look as good as I wanted

Fuck you, sports skins suck and it's your fault we have those shit skins now.

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>>151147518
He loses lane to us, always.

>>151147350
This skin would look so much better without the weird yellow underlighting.

>>151147638
>sustain
>free mana on his passive
>good clear

Go on, explain to me how he isn't the top solo.

>>151147713
I just told you, met with an odin or Guan, he'll lose.

>>151147638
>Bronze shitter

Today is a reveal and not the day Freya is sold, right?

>151147780
>151147713
(You)

>>151147809
Typical dumbass pc player, just fuck off.

>>151147809
Patch notes is tomorrow. Freya skin is out next week tuesday.

>>151147809
She will be sold on the slave markets this friday.
Keep your wallet stacked because the futa fags will be pushing the price skyhigh.

Also ETA to patchnotes?

>>151147950
Thanks M8.

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SAVAGE!

>>151148137
LESBO

>>151147374
>no source

fuck off console shitter

>>151147773
You're bronze. He doesn't lose to either. His sustain is much higher then odins or guans.

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>lying in bed as she turns you over
>she bites your ear and you feel a chill
>her lukewarm hands running down your back and grazing your asscheeks
>you hear her getting in position and feel a thick, long weight on your ass
>she spits on your asshole
>her head is warmer than the rest of her and you feel it entering
>the mixture of cold and warm makes it feel so good
>she's almost 7 inches deep when she pulls out, and sits back
>you turn your head to ask why when you feel her slam her meat inside you with the force of 1000 jotun
>she is pounding you so hard that the bed board is cracking
>you scratch your nails into the bed but take it because you love her and love how it feels
>her massive cock is getting warmer and warmer
>you push your ass back on her so she knows to cum inside
>after a few more hard, sweaty strokes you feel her cock twitching
>the Avalanche is coming
>she pumps three last times and lets out a mighty scream that can be heard from the mountains
>your ass is filled with the evidence of her love and you feel it dripping out onto the bed
>she falls on your back, sweaty and spent, kissing you before falling asleep

>>151148963
still need a new one senpai

>>151149564
write one then

>>151147773
>>151148606
Solo lane is all about out sustaining your rival. Chaacs passive, 3 and wave clear are unmatched. After popping the wave with his one he can box the enemy while they try to wave clear and heal it all back. Ez

>>151149612
n-no thank you
Also how the fuck do you turn off victory music for characters like Neith? I have music off for a reason but that fucking bullshit plays regardless.

Where do I vote on the skin I want to win for t5?

>>151152839
voting starts friday

Which goddesses need a good dicking?

>>151153639
Ne Zha

I had a dream that I was Terra and everyone on my team was telling me to stop because I was running around whilst fapping

>>151147518
yea he doesn't win lane either

and doesn't become a monster in mid/late game because he did ok in lane either, hes just Chaac and can be ignored by everyone.

>>151156160
>hes just Chaac and can be ignored by everyone.

Confirmed for retarded. His damage late game with just quins is high.

i don't like the devo meta to be honest.

Friendly reminder that the only people being triggered by futa are allieds normie twitter crew.

I want to bully Awilix

i want to shoot Suku with a tranquilizer from far away and watch how Awilix panics unsure of what's going on

I want to dump ants in her shorts so that she has to strip in front of everyone

I wanna throw fish oil on her and put her in a room with Bastet

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>tfw you finally get good with Chronos and land every 1, 3 and auto

I have become a god.

>>151157553
Do not speak harshly towards my goddess please.

IF YOU PLAY ANY OF THESE GODS YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER FOR PLAYING NO SKILL BABY GODS AND SHOULD KYS FOR KILLING SMITE

>he bo
>posedion
>hun nigger monkey
>sun other nigger monkey wukong
>terra
>ama
>baka
>bellona
>scylla nigger bitch
>thanatos
>chronos
>chang'e
>vamana
>bastet
>nox
>athena
>freya
>janus
>chiron
>ares
>hel
>sol
>cupid
>raijin
>chicken shit ra
>odin
>ymir
>chaac
>anhur
>fagnir
>kali
>fenrir
>hou go fuck yourself yi
>isis
>aphro
>nu wa
>neith
>zeus
>ah faggot puch
>geb
>xbal
>ao
>anoobis
>shitbeck
>skadi cunt
>hades
>baccus

ALSO FUCK HIREZ FOR EVEN DESIGNING THESE STUPID FUCKING GODS. WORTHLESS IDIOTS

>>151158398
My nigger AMC didn't make your list.
I like your list.

>its an alt-tabbed while in queue and when it pops the client shits itself and goes to a black screen and it wont even let you exit the game and task manager is behind the black screen episode

nice

fucking

game

Awwww yeah, rolled Demon Catcher Zhong on my first try at the Colossal chest.

>>151158553
That's a problem with your computer anon, not the game. It happened to my on my toaster laptop, but hasn't happened once on my desktop.

>>151158553
Literally never had that happen in 1000+ hours. Sounds like a hardware problem on your end.

>>151158738
but this is a brand new computer and its never happened on any other game

>>151158818
brand new ≠ high specs

>>151158818
Brand new doesn't mean good anon. It's probably a pre-built, isn't it? Unless you're overpaying a fuck ton of money, a pre-built is shit.

>>151158889
>>151158920
>he thinks I buy prebuilt computers

please I am not 40 years old

>>151158982
Then you built a shit pc.

>>151159012
I get 600 fps in almost every game in my steam library without overclocking, pretty shit I'd say.

>>151158982
>he bought amd

>>151157287
This.

Ever since they tweeted out that screenshot the thread has been filled with even more dumb cunts than normal.

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>>151159098
>600 fps

Okay kid. Go back to the shop and try again.

>>151158553
Do you have windowed mode on? How many screens do you have?

>>151159305
9 screens, but only 7 are active.

>>151159192
>dumb cunts
The dumb cunts are the futafags though.

>>151158398
haha epic post dude xD

faggots and niggers! LOL

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>>151159514
LEAVE

>>151159890
>either you're a futafag or a twitterfag
Anon please. Both are shit. Keep namefags and twitter shit on twitter/reddit and futa on /d/.

why is it ok for loki to do 1000 damage autos if not even hunters can?

>>151158398
I take it you're a salty shitter eh anon?

>>151158398
>No nemesis
Good I'll shit all over you with my waifu then.

>>151159098
>He hasn't told us his specs

Shit PC confirmed.

>>151160518
But they can

>>151159975
>braindead futa haters get btfo'd
>keep quiet and wait for the next thread
>now there are no counter arguments and responses immediately visible they get back to whinging and shitposting
Every fucking thread, just face it normie - You don't belong here.

>>151159098
>I get 600 fps
quad Titan X(the new one), a 6950X and 128gb of DDR4 at 4000mhz?

>>151161804
Better a normie than an autist :)

>>151162016
i want allieds to go

>>151162016
>>>/reddit/

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Why do people hate Cupid so much? His CC is a bit shit since it requires being charged effectively, but his heal is great and his ult traps a fucktonne better than a lot of other hunters. Every time faggots spam that I should pick Neith or Hou Yi. Is it just ranked plebs?

>>151162698
His model looks like shit.

>>151162698
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

>>151161804
>futa
>not normie
Keep telling yourself that anon.

>>151162698
>Is it just ranked plebs?
Yes. Cupid is mid tier, but most people would agree Neith and Hou Yi have an easier to use moveset, and more back up should you fuck something up.

>>151162698
He's ugly.

>>151161089
I take it you're a no skill nigger

>>151162847
I wish futa was normie, I really do

Would stop these faggots from crying about it all the time

>>151162847
But futa isn't normie. It's autistic.

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2500 hour Dotard here, what heroes should I play?

>>151163659
Loki.

>>151163379
>>151163389
Futafags are the fake geek of fetish,they only like it to look cool on 4chan.

>Weak3n spam-taunts a loki every time he kills him.
>after three times the Loki is finally baited into messaging him to knock off the spam taunting
>Weak3n precedes to sperg on the keyboard with 'umad salty bitch?' memes to bait even harder

What exactly is with this current generation of gamers and the expectation that you have to be an unfeeling, emotionless drone when playing video games and the slightest emotional response to someone acting like an asshole to you is only you being a buttangry babydick salty bitch?

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>>151163659
Awilix
>tfw secret is last at TI

>>151163659
Depend what kind of character do you like to play?

>>151163659
kys

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>>151164165
Nothing in particular I just like to meme in general.
Ricing and cheesy strats define how I play.
I was thinking of Loki because he has invincibility.

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>>151163659
I can't think of any dota characters that are like smite ones. Smite gods are closer to LoL champs.


>>151163775
>y-you don't really like it!
This is still the dumbest argument.

Next you're gonna tell me it's all denial and what I really like is hairy muscular men

>>151164701
Freya seemed pretty similar to the typical ranged hero with an attack modifier (Drow, Winter Wyvern, etc.) when I played her.

>>151164469
>meme in general.
>cheesy strats

Too bad you only cam now, if you played last year or the one before you could have gone full meme. Right now there aren't as much memepicks.

>>151163829
It's the cool lefunny thing to do.

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>>151164701
>not posting best dota

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>>151163231

>>151163829
weak3n is a known piece of trash, right up there with dm.

You should see him when shit goes wrong and someone trash talks him. He goes completely ape shit with anger, it's hilarious. A real fucking manchild.

>>151164469
If you like meme, try attack speed sylvanus.

>>151164701
Well maybe you really like it, but like a fake geek who think playing clash of clan is the geekiest thing ever you act like it's a super taboo fetish when you are just a step above normie fetish like sexy nurse.

>>151162847
But normies are the only people triggered by futa.

What's with all the twitter normies and newfags today?

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>>151165257
Most skilled DOTA maybe but this is best dota.

>>151165348
Full damage Sylvanus is also something to see and quite effective. Thanatos mid is also top meme pick.

>>151163775
Wow, your taste is so shit that you actually think people are pretending to like futa.

>>151165348
>you act like
This shit always comes up when people who shit themselves over futa try to talk.
You act like it's not gay, you act like it's normal, you act like it's not normal, blah blah blah I never see any of this from actual futafags, why do you keep bringing it up?

>>151164913
Sort of yeah, but I mean kit-wise theres no one hero I would say you'd feel at home with.


If you just wanna meme it up with a high-impact hero go full damage Guan (You). or pick Tyr and utilize your blink dagger active.

>>151164469
Freya is our girl but they redesigned her model recently so shes gone super fotm.

>>151165535
Wow that is actually a really cool design, I hadn't seen it before. It's too bad its wasted on a kid like that but man there's a lot going on here and it's really neat. I wish that new Sol skin would look more like this.

>>151165348
>you act like it's a super taboo fetish

I don't act like anything lol

I don't sperg out over it, you guys do. Which ironically gives off the assumption that its a "super taboo fetish"

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>>151165748
It's purely a fan design that will never make it in the game because Dota 2 skins are dogshit and homosexual.

>>151163775
>they only like it to look cool on 4chan
Anon, it's anonymous. Nobody looks cool here, nobody looks like anything.
Personally I like it because it's a meeting point of other things for me. Im bisexual, and I like role reversal a lot. Tough muscular partners getting used or dominated by more petite partners, sissy femenine boys, and women with thick cocks. It's really not that hard to understand why someone would like it, even if you personally don't.

>>151164913
Guan (you) like that other anon said.
Raijin is also good for making people hate you and carrying I find.

>>151165971
That's too bad because I really like it. I've never even played DotA so I don't know who its supposed to be for, but from a purely artistic standpoint it's really good.

>>151165454
I fapped to a mom impregenting her daughter balls and even I find futafags annoying

>>151165621
>Look at me I like futa,
>I like dick on my girl
>Does I fit on 4chan now?
That's exactly how futafags outside of /d/ and /aco/ sound.

>>151165348
We just like to take about which gods we'd like to be filled up by, nobody talks like it's some super taboo unusual fetish, it just happens to rile up normies and apparently you but I'd be very happy if they said nothing and just let us talk about freya's dick.

>>151166124
I'm not trying to fit in, nobody knows who I am. Nobody will remember me when this conversation is finished. Why are you trying to force this subject? Some people just like certain things, relax.

>>151165714
>go full damage Guan (You)

You don't get much out of it though, his scaling aren't good enough to make it work. Going full damage on Ymir is pretty great, playing Ullr or Anhur in the Jungle was also a lasting memes, shouldn't be bad either. IF he wants Ricing Kali is pretty much is only choice along with maybe Freya.

>>151166124
I'm pretty sure you are the only person alive who reads it like that.

>>151165478
I think there must have been a fresh link somewhere, end of last thread and all of this one have been atrocious. Not that we've been great for a while but there seems to have been a strong second wave of newfags that hit last night.

>>151166567
Probably. In the old days futa was always around and nobody seemed to care. With the consolekiddies and newfag pouring in its the new hot meme to shit on. That and the forced "war" between futafag and pedoshits that nobody is fighting but everyone insists is happening. The new people have become a real cancer.

>>151164469
Play damage khumba

>>151166124
>Being so new you're still trying to fit into a secret club.
Most people grow out of that their first year here, people suggest you lurk moar for a reason.

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>>151166124
>I fapped to a mom impregenting her daughter balls

???????

>>151167501
Presumably the daughter and mother are both futa, the mom fucks the daughters pee hole and when she cums inside, she impregnated her and the baby grows in the balls.

Go to /d/ more m8, this isn't even the weird shit yet.

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>>151168212
>urethra insertion

>>151168480
Yeah, I never really understood the allure to sounding, but to each their own.

>Play with shadowczar
>Me support thor
>him adc raijin
>we shit on them
So this is how it feels to win...

>>151168754
Yeah man, you can get away with all kinds of weird shit when your mmr is dragged down by Shadow.

>>151166283
>Some people just like certain things,
Yes, but what you and other don't understand is that you can like everything you like, just don't bring it up every fucking time.
I'm pretty sure some people here have fetish more fucked up than futa but you don't see them bringing it every time a character who fit their fetish is mentionned.

>>151166747
There was a time even /d/ was tired of futafags. Don't act like it's a newfag thing, when a group become obnoxious people will ask them to shut up simple as that.

>>151167501
Nevermind mixed two doujin of the same guy
https://exhentai.org/s/a6f0e0733d/494635-1
https://exhentai.org/s/c7ac671225/541063-1
Enjoy

>>151169083
Okay man I'll never bring it up again as long as you never bring up your girls with vaginas ever again. I mean, I'm just not into it and when you bring it up all the time it's just really annoying. I'm sure you can understand and relate.

What should a player do when their favorite gods are apparently the worst ones in the game? Just quit?

>>151169723
Git gud.
Nothing is too shit to be completely useless right now, there's no pick that picking alone throws the game. Just practice with them.

>>151169083
>picture of a sad panda
Funny joke.
Why the fuck is the extension broken?

>>151169818
I would say I am competent if not good, I just get bitched at for my choices.

>>151170132
it works for me just make sure you are logged in

>>151169083
>just don't bring it up every fucking time

I argue this everytime, but nobody seems to understand. When you bring up anything lewd related, you can't get mad when someone does the same, regardless if it fits your preference or not.

Some guy says "I wanna stick my penis in x" and a reply is "I wanna suck her off". You can't then go "DUDE WTF STOP FORCING YOUR FETISH". You're doing the same.
If the reply had been "I wanna fuck her ass", everything is cool.
That's bullshit. Don't bring up lewdness at all if that's the case. Otherwise, don't single out stuff you don't like, regardless of how 'forced' you think it is.

Normies consistently do shit like >>151147430 despite there being plenty of lewd non-futa editions before.

You people who complain about this type of shit are no better than the christains going on tirades against lolifags. If everyone would just shut the fuck up and stop being triggered this general would be a better place.

>>151170132
haven't been able to use exhentai for months now because of the extension being broken. I don't even know what happened or what caused it.

>lost 5/6 of last games
getting triggered here lads
if I see one more triple instalock hunters im gonna fucking snap

>>151170501
>>151170132
you guys go through incognito ? if yes go to e-hentai first log in there and then go to ex that works for me.

>>151169230
>>151170501
>Last thread
>people talk about Chang'e
>discussion about why she is bad as a support and weak in general
>people talk about freya
>half the comments are about her dick

Just looks at the OP of this thread, futafags are obnoxious, it's a fact.
Also thank for the 20 and something (you) futa defense force, it really show who are insecure here.

When should you buy Sash over Thoth? I'm usually using Sash on my mages with low health or no escapes (e.g. Agni and Ra/Anubis, respectively) or if I want to tank up and get my damage out (e.g. mah nigga Zhong Kui). I usually go Thoth on spammy gods or ones who need burst (KKK and Poseidon). Any thoughts?

Gyaru is the best fetish.

>>151170759
Oh thanks, that seems to have fixed it.

>>151170204
Well I say no one is bad enough to through just by picking them, as in in an isolated environment. Picking someone who works well with your team is important, like never pick AMC when your supp has already picked Kumbha for example. If you only play a few favorite gods, chances are most of your games see them not fitting in right with your team.

>>151171056
That's pretty much it. You have to also remember that Sash requires more stacks and is much less effective stackless so Thoth is slightly better if you want to fight earlier or don't have as good of a clear or someone vaccums farm.

>>151171278
Pure Gyarus are GOAT

>>151170909
There's not much to say about Freya, her kit is simple. There wouldn't have been a discussion about Change at all if someone hadn't been wrong. I don't see the issue here.

>>151170909
That shows that you're a lone guy arguing with multiple people, nothing more than that.

>>151171439
I have a great pure gyaru doujin, want me to post the link here?

>>151170909
>thank for the 20 and something (you)
This really only means that A) You don't dislike futa and you were just trolling so there's nothing to feel insecure about. Or B) you feel so BTFO that you have to backpedal and pull the "I was only pretending to be retarded" card. Either way, it doesn't look good for you.

>>151170680
Welcome to the club anon

>tfw i see a jing meme on the ebemy team
>already know she is going to get fed the shit out of her by my autistic team

EVERY FUCKING TIME. Jesus Christ, of all the people to feed, 10/10 it always it that fucking loli.

>>151170909
There were 2(two) serious post about Freya, and neither had any meme replies.

The biggest post about Freya last thread was a lewd post that wasn't about futa

The Chang'e discussion was mostly shitposting.


Go fuck yourself dude.

>>151171982
Didn't you post it here a few thread ago or was it somewhere else in /vg/ ?

>>151171689
Yeah if someone pretended Freya should be mid and build full power then there would have been as much "discussion" as with the Chang'e post.

>>151172191
Not I. I think someone posted Bitchhikers on here though.
https://nhentai.net/g/169492/

>>151170501
>Some guy says "I wanna stick my penis in x" and a reply is "I wanna suck her off". You can't then go "DUDE WTF STOP FORCING YOUR FETISH". You're doing the same.

Heterosexual sex is natural and by definition is not a fetish. Futa bullshit is a perversion of the laws of nature and is unnatural.

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>>151170909
You can't just say things that are completely wrong and claim them to be true.
The old thread is
>>150920331
I ctrl+f'd freya and found the first half of the thread all mentions of her were discussions of the new skin and a not futa little fanfiction piece some anon wrote. In fact the first time futa was mentioned was this post, a direct response to a sexual reference.

Face it anon, people don't automatically bring up futa and force it into every tight hole they can find. You're just so triggered by any discussion of freya's magnificent meaty dick that you have a bad case of confirmation bias.

>>151172489
Hey now I remember, someone posted it in /skg/. It's pretty good.

>>151172019
I don't dislike futa, I dislike obnoxious futafags.

>>151172710
Yeah, it has a surprisingly sweet story. Good mix of slice of life and smut.

https://twitter.com/SmiteGame/status/763056628048420865

>>151172698
>first post about freya is a futa fanfiction
>people don't automatically bring futa and force it
Oh you also forgot the 5th post of the thread was TERRA'S DONKEY DICK!

>>151173118
I expected worse.

>>151173118
Might not be bad. Hopes are up.Even if it is shit, I'll buy it though.

For my Gyaru brothers: https://nhentai.net/g/162884/

Gyaru skins when?

>>151173118
>huge man hands
>you can see her ribs
Well, at least she's a redhead.

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>>151172489
>>151174215
>Linking to a shitty ad-infested site

>>151173141
I said not futa fanfiction you fucking autist, read it yourself.

>>151174804
>2016
>Not using ad block
You new to the internet or do you really want a virus that bad?

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>>151174927
>calling others new
>doesn't know about the better sites
okay pal

>>151175229
>Being a newfag
Anything you say is negated

>freya will never violently face fuck you to relieve her frustrations after losing a game of tennis

literally no point in living

>>151172582
but within the context of lewdposting it's all the same.

>>151175643
I know that feel, bro.

>>151173118
Cute

>>151172582
What? Pick a point and defend it, m8. If all you have is "it's unnatural" then bobody cares so fuck off.

>terra will never rub her donkey dick on your face to get herself hard

9th August 2016 - The day futafags were driven away.

We've always btfo of pedos, you fucks are gone for good too.

>>151175959
>Terra will never force you to lick her pussy

>>151176145
Terra has a dick though

>>151175643
>>151175959
>you will never be spitroasted by Freya and Terra while Awilix and Bellona use your hands as fuckholes

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>>151176125
Oh, hey senpai!

>>151176690
fuck off with your pedo shit

>>151176283
fuck off with your futa shit

Imagine Terras thick meaty cock swinging side to side as she chases you down. You know there's no escape. You know once she catches you she's gonna teach you the meaning of rock hard. She eventually corners you, walling you off. Then, she slowly walks towards you, removing her skirt and stroking her tool to full mast. It's not long before you're on your knees, and her powerful hand is grabbing your head, moving your face closer and closer to her divine love stick. "Please, Terra! No! It's too big!" you cry, but its no use. Mother nature knows best, after all.

>>151176997
post more

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>>151176997
Dafuq lol!!!

Does Hi-Rez ever do minor updates to older skins? I was using Demon Catcher and the AA sounds really off for some reason, not like an energy bolt or anything.

>>151178040
>Dafuq lol!!!

Hello allied crew!

>>151178078
Only to recolors and golden/diamond skins.

The last time they updated a skin that wasn't a recolor/golden was mountain man odin, and that was like 2 years ago.

>>151176283
She has canonicaly a vagina, Cronus hide in it to cut Uranus dick.

>>151178160
>What is sarcasm
OK!!!

>>151178690
lmao look at this fag

>>151178745
>damage control

Back to twitter m8

>>151178958
>Back to twitter m8
Chill, I wasn't the anon you were replying to. Anyway I've probably been on this site longer than you have, pal.

>>151178958
>Not using twitter to get free stuff
Ayy lmao

>>151179538
No, you really haven't.

>>151179572
>being poor
Ayy lmao

>>151180882
>spending money when you can get something for free
>spending money to get a skin you don't really want to not get it in a chest latter
XPTDR

>>151181314
t. poorfag

>>151178160
Ohai my brother ~_^

>>151181552
hehe :P

i like gays but they are sooooo weird here, ;P

the pedos need to be reported though, that's really wrong and not right

>>151181729
Pedo are cool, they don't try to turn every character into a loli :3

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Is Terra good in the Solo lane? Also, builds?

>>151181729
I think futa fags are worse than gays
>>151182131
And this is kind of true, they stick with the lolis given to them

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>Limited Medusa Skin

https://twitter.com/SmiteGame/status/763056628048420865

>>151182871
W-wheres....hmm....wheres the penis?

>>151182131
fuck off pedo

you're not above futa fags you scum

>>151182871
Looks ok to me. Glad I bought Medusa with favor and her VP on sale.

>>151182871
Already been posted slowpoke

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>>151183073

>>151182871
ETA to the patchnotes, please? I missed them last time.

>>151183628
Tomorrow you tard.

>>151183628
>link literally says patch notes wednesday
>hurrr when are patch notes

Another console fag.

>>151182871
Where's the dick?

>>151183073
>>151184001
Due to the anatomy of medusa, she doesn't have a dick or a pussy. Best you can do with her is use her mouth, tits, hands, armpits etc.

>>151184174
You can simply love and cherish her as well. You do not have to be intimate with her. Medusa is my poor, godfucked waifu.

>>151184174
Why wouldn't she have a cloaca ?

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haven't played this game for 2 years
is it worth coming back to?

>>151185401
no

now fuck off

>>151185401
It's actually not.

>>151185401
That depends, are you going to flood this general with inane, retarded, basic questions? If yes, it's shit.

If no, then give it a shot. There's a lot of new gods added since then.

You guys want to play some COD on ps4?

>>151185646
I'll play some overwatch on pc. Post battle.net ids

>>151185034
Medusa is not for love and cherishing. She deserves nothing but eternal punishment.

>>151185938
What, for being raped by Poseidon and being fucked over by her own goddess Athena right after?

>>151186149
Correct. She's a whore who was asking for it.

>>151186287
bitch got off lightly if you ask me, athena should have done worse

>>151184174
>implying there isn't a massive behemoth tucked underneath that star

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It's time for...

>>151183823
>>151183962
I asked for an ETA for a reason, am not in burgerland so I dont know what time it is in my land.

I could have converted, but it was easier to just ask for an eta.

>>151187576
>asking for an eta a day before

Nice damage control.

>>151187527
Bastet

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>>151187918
Almost.

>Duel
>got Ra down to his Titan, my tower is still up
>he sells to cap cooldown and movespeed
>ults the wave every wave, and sits on his fountain until the next wave
>this goes on for 20+ minutes
Fuck whoever said the stall meta wasn't real. This is fucking bullshit. I want to burn this whole gamemode to the ground.

>>151188731
How was he playing him?
That build order is pretty bad though.

>>151190219
Everything about it is bad.

>>151190219
It was assault, and basically he just charged in every single time, died, repeat.

>>151191995
>basically he just charged in every single time,
Figures

>>151179538
>not using 4chan back when you could have 2 hour conversations with moot on aim because no-one had really heard of the site.
>not having gone to the wedding of one of the original global mods because you became good friends with them via the irc.

I've been here way too long, I even quit for 3 years at one point but we all come crawling back eventually. The cancer never quite leaves, at least I haven't looked at /b/ for the past 6 years.

>tfw you tilt a poseiden so hard he buys blink just to go in on you with whirlpool+kraken
>geb casually shields you
>kill him

Some people, honestly

>>151194318
>sph
>futa
>trap
I love everything about this, expect its quality.

>>151185646
>fps on console
Playing an fps without a mouse is like trying to drive without feet or hands.

>>151194318
Is this new? I haven't seen it before.

>>151195352
Computers are for work. Consoles are for games.

Maybe one day you'll grow up and understand this, son.

>>151195587

nah it's been around

>>151194318
>>151195587
That picture is old as fuck

Might actually be the first smite futa picture

>>151195823
>>151195838
Damn, I've never really seen it before. Maybe I didn't notice it when looking through the sites.

Make me wonder what else I missed.

>>151195343
theres also this one http://i.imgur.com/IbmDFb5.png

>ps4
>que up for conquest
>ready up
>get to character select
>game crashes
>relog in
>1 hour penalty
???

>>151196368
>ps4

>>151196368
>ps4

>>151196368
>consoles
wwwwwwwwwwwww

>>151196368
>???
This happens all the time on pc

>>151196501
If you're playing on a toaster.
Granted, start up times on an HDD are terrible but it's fixed on an SSD.

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>>151194347
Okay I haven't been here that long, and I make sure I stay away from the more popular boards like /b/ and /r9k/ and whatnot. I remember when /r9k/ was newish and it was about posting actually new and cool stories and the like, that as so much better than the garbage that is there now.

>Loki goes ADC
>But with trans
I can't even begin to fathom what possibly goes through these people's minds when they do this sort of thing.

>>151196368
>ps4

>>151196114
Very nice, thank you anon.

>>151196930
wat is trans

>>151197514
are you retarded?

>>151197626
I don't know what it is, its a simple question can you just tell me what it is?

>>151197696

transcendence

>>151197696
fucking newfags

>>151147702
You do know that's just the map's lighting, right?

>>151197696
You're a simple console shitter.

kys

>>151197758
thanks
>>151197814
ok?
>>151197967
I play on the computer

>>151198348
kys

On one hand, supporting in Conquest is easier since you only typically have to babysit one or two idiots at a time until the mid and late game, but on the other hand, support in arena is nice since all your idiots are at arm's length for saving.

>>151198348
Just jump off a bridge already you underage faggot.

ok?

>>151198536
>playing conquest
>playing arena

>>151198868
>playing smite

>>151198912
At this point I play more paladins than smite.

>>151199032
Good lad.

Why is terra so op? I can literally tank so much shit. I played joust with her and my teammates would be dead and the enemy team still couldn't kill me unless they used at least 2 ults and even then I might be able to get away and live. I pushed them back each time too.

>>151199032
I haven't played the latest patch yet. How are you finding turtle man? He looked really boring.

>>151198509
Fanboy apollo skin when? His finger guns are those giant foam fingers, dunno what he shoots but he has one of those hats with drinks in it and a tshirt with #1 fan on it.

>>151195749
I've been playing games on the computer since the only other option was atari young one.

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>>151175643

clips twitch tv/dmbrandon/InexpensiveAlpacaOMGScoots

>>151199783
MUH DICK

>>151199852
>dmbrandon

fuck off

>>151199205
>playing terra and getting excited because she's new.
ohai console baby.

>>151199783
Diamonds.

>>151199783
great art bad model as usual

>>151200150
If you can't read English then don't bother replying. I am certain I asked a question and did not make a statement.

>>151199852
It's not the dm what i find interesting, but timing of that ult is amazing.

>>151200369
Not him but we know you're a console babby because you scream OP after playing a god in fucking joust.

The new naruto op is good anyone else see it?

>>151200369
>made two statements and asked a rhetorical question
Stop deflecting.

>>151199727
Times have changed. Get over it.

>>151200668
>>151200518
>Can't answer a question because they would rather shitposts
>Pcfags
Makes sense why this place is so shit

>>151200671
But why would I want to limit my gaming experience?

>>151200795
Off to reddit m8

>>151199783
absolutely amazing art, shit model in game though. man this sucks

>>151200795
>gets called out
>'n-no wonder this place is shit'

Nice job.

>>151200856
Limit in what way? Missing all those amazing open world early access indie survival games?

>>151201067
>Gets called out for making this place shit
>tries to backpedal
Nice try.

Just passing trough for a reminder : This game is a massive pile of diarhea

>>151201383
It's actually quite nice.

>>151199783
An other horrible skin coming from a terrible idea for a shitty game. Not surprised

>two cykas on my team
ripip

>>151201356
>making nice place shit
>hurrr this god is op
>plays one game
>on joust
>on release

Look in the mirror.

>>151194347
I miss talking to Moot when I would catch him on AIM.

just scratched the inside of my ear and a huge ball of earwax came out. Wtf

>>151200795
You want me to answer your rhetorical question? The answer is twofold: I don't think she's op because she's quite easy to predict after you've played against her and as her a few times. I don't fucking know why she's at her current power-level because I'm not a developer on this game, presumably they played with her numbers and tested her a few times before settling on something they were happy with.

Now you've had your completely pointless response console fag, maybe stop wasting your money on overpriced games and too many snacks and carbonated drinks so you can buy a PC.

>>151201689
>Look in the mirror.
I can't because you broke it from your ugliness

>>151201794
>Now you've had your completely pointless response console fag
>Pcfags are this easy to bait

>>151201827
Not an argument.

>>151201994
Nah I was just waiting for a queue to pop, we have that luxury on PC- no sweat to alt tab and do something else.

>>151202062
Bad opinion

>>151201994
>i was pretending to be retarded

You give the same response every time you get btfo.

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>>151199783
Damn I wish the model was that hot.

>>151202135
>Backpedaling
Must be bad being a poorfag whop can't afford a console or a nice huge tv to play games on.
>>151202213
>You give the same response every time
So do you every time I make the bait post. Thanks for contributing to being a sheep

>>151202367
Thanks for going full damage control after proving everything I just said.

I'm in a game with loliparty jing wei, why did they sexualise her so much?

>>151202520
>Thanks for going full damage control after proving everything I just said.
Same!

>>151200369
You asked a question that was made clear it was rhetorical by immediately answering it yourself you fucking idiot. Everyone knows what the post was really about.

>>151199783
>that skirt
isn't she worried that her dick slips out?

@151202775
>Trying this hard to get a (You)

Alright you consoletards, PCucks and general faggots - I have an important question for you. Which God do you feel is most like who you are?

>>151202895
She tucks

>>151203061
>Which God do you feel is most like who you are?
Tbh jing Wei senpai

>>151203105
but what if she has dirty thoughts in the middle of a game?

>>151203427
She gets it out of her system on your boipussy viciously before a game to stop that from happening.

She uses your mouth after the game too

>>151203815
that's kinda gay senpai

>>151203942
>gay

>>151203427
Freya is easily capable of maintaining her erections. She's had centuries to master the art of the cock.

>>151204027
But Freya is a vicious sex creature that penetrates anything that stands in her way. The girl that's playing Tennis against her should be scared.

>>151204593
It's ne zha playing against her.

>>151202367
Did you even read the post you replied to? What, in your own words, does backpedalling mean?

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>First talk in the lobby
>"is chronos a good mid sry guys this is my second conquest game after the tutorial"
Just fuck my elo up

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Coming back after about 2 years. Grappul was the site I used to get good builds but it's down now. Any similar sites replace it?

>>151205961
smitefire

>>151205635
>New play tries one of the harder mages
Why does this shit always happen? Why are noobs drawn towards characters that arent for them?

>>151202895
>worried
I'm thinking it's more like "hoping"

>>151206091
>being new means it's not for them
The problem is people not practicing first and thinking it's fine to just jump into games brand new.

I do commissioned writing. Most people want smut. I also play Smite, lurk /smgen/, /hrgen/ whatever the fuck you guys call it. Someone gave me a $200 commission for a novel length piece on futa Terra x Freya x Ne Zha. I just want to say that whoever you are, you are a bastard and I really needed the money, otherwise I would have told you no.

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>>151206750
>I do commissioned writing

>>151206069
sf is shit

>>151206905
how?..

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>>151206091
>chronos
>hard

what did anon mean by this?

>>151207130
I didnt say he was hard numbs I said he was "ne of the harder mages" because keeping track of his passive is harder than anything on Zeus, Poiseden, or Ra has. Maybe try calming your salt on chronos and realize he isnt one of the mages meant for new players

>>151150350
ama can do that too.

plus erlang shen can just body him at lvl 3 even with all minions shooting at him

>>151163829
you are lying.

he called him a washed up pro, he didnt say "hey knock off the taunt spamming"

why lie? you are probably a more unpleasant person to be around, since you are a liar

>>151164469
gem of iso fatalis poseiden

>>151171056
buy it on mages who need to get up close to do damage

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I just know the inevitable loss streak is on its way, I'm scared.

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>join conquest game
>call mid
>person auto locks neith
>"adc or feed"
>other roles get filled
>last guy picks loki but doesn't lock in
>"need support"
>loki says "fuck no"

>>151205961
smite guru

>>151206750
I don't believe you.

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why is this allowed?

>>151207039
Every build is glass cannon.