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Previous meme: >>151106552
https://twitter.com/PieLieDieDota/status/753531008948068352
24 MEMES EARLY
nth for EG.Arteezy
is secret eternal arsenal of dota?
ppd will save us from the yellow menace
>It's an Arteezy loses TI while playing Alchemist episode
I think I've seen this one before
Envy will never EVER win ti
>>151110879
D A N K
A
N
K
ANIMENEETS ON GIGA SUICIDE WATCH LMAO
NECKING RATES EXCEEDING THAT OF /JP/
JIMMY FUCKING PLACED ABOVE SHITREKT
>still have two more games today
>Even when Secret loses they play the most entertaining game of the entire tournament
I only got one (You) in the last thread can I get some more?
>secret cucks get BTFO AGAIN
laughing my cutebutt off
>>151113824
>young boy fear
>YUROP IS LITERALLY, CANONICALLY, AND UNIRONICALLY LAST PLACE IN THE DOTABOWL
ANIME ONCE AGAIN FAILS THE SECRET FANGAYS
>Demon surpassed Puppey as a captain and as a player
How does this make you feel?
JUSTICE
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C
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Real previous Thread >>151106602
press F to pay respects for Secret
EE FAGS BTFO
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Come at the king , you best not miss
Sayonara Puppey
Sayanaro Arteezy
>jacky "eternalenvy" mao is a professional dota 2 player and you aren't
what's your excuse after tonight?
Insider bro here.
Speedgaming is coming back next month.
EE RTZ Sing Aui PLD
Screencap this
You can see the moment he realises he blew it
JUST
Finally no more anime shitters on my d2g
i dont know why everyone is so happy
now you have runaway chinks and gooks that nobody likes in the lower bracket instead of a team with actual character
>EE saving bkb for TI7
>Artour self stun into 5 second arrow
man how the fuck does Pieliedie stand playing with these fucking animals desu
>>151113925
>60 minutes of illusion spam
>entertaining
>>151113950
SEA SURPASSED EUROPE'S GEM
-
ROFL
>>151113956
NEVER DOUBTED
>Synderen places higher than Secret
>750 posts in 4 minutes
ALIVE GAME
ALIVE GAME
ALIVE GAME
ALIVE GAME
SAVE US PETER "BONJWA" DAGER
>>151113915
real /jp/sies hate EE
Only m/a/l and /v/ like that shitter.
NA "BULLS"
>ee sudokuing himself offscreen
at least he has honor
SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
>SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
>SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
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SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
>SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
>SECRET DISBAND FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>151114024
>EE
into the trash
PODCHAN
>DC higher than Secret
TOP KEK
>>151113845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObuW1xfatSM
I'm the captain. I'm the man who killed Clement Ivanov.
Now say my name.
>EE is good
was this the worst meme of the last 3 years
Jimmy made a good choice.
SHITREKT
SECRET DOES IT AGAIN
>fan of puppey since forever
>he's shit now
>his team's been shit for months
what do I do...
you guys think EE is retiring after this? he actually had good prospects for school. he doesnt need to put up with this shit.
can the audience see the shitposts
I strongly wish for any team that RTZ associates himself with to lose horribly
I have nothing against EE, puppey, pie, or bulba but I absolutely despise RTZ because of his enormous unwarranted ego and the fact that he has the most reddit stream imaginable.
It brought me great joy to watch that game
Not even mad at k-pop
What happened to RTZ
>>151114101
BUT OUR TRASH ANON
OUR
TRASH
DCWNL
>>151114102
Post more, especially her tummy
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from Secret's elimination tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Envy on this team? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe that the East is going to win another TI. I want a European team to believe in. I want Arteezy to win TI and prove all of the shitters wrong. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought they were playing well in Starladder???? This is so fucked.
So are there any Envy fans that are abandoning him right now? I mean you may be able to forgive one, two, three severe mistakes during an online tournament, maybe even during a Major. But this useless fucker just costed you TI. How can you keep supporting him?
h-hold me please ;_;
>>151114181
Used the pub alch build
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dare
Disturb the sound of silence
“Fools” said I, “You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you”
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said “The words of the prophets
Are written on subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence”
>Secret
christ this interview is bad and she just rolls with it
Can the holograms see our shitposts?
Post YFW Secret is now out of TI.
>>151110879
>>151114102
THE GAME LOSING SUCCUBUS DOES IT AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151114024
*anime gaming
Is Josh our guy?
TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOOWN
never 5get
>RTZ is good
>EE is good
>Puppey is good
Worst memes
>>151113845
LMAO what a faggot. It's not selflessness if you brag about it on social media later and expect rewards (winning TI) out of it.
Puppey... I expected more from my "rival"
>>151113992
F FOR GET FUCKED FAGGTOS
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
2011: 1st
2012: 2nd
2013: 2nd
2014: 7-8th
> I'm gonna start my own team with GOOD PLAYERS who understand the meta and don't feed.
> No more davai and (4) for me
2015: 7-8th
2016: 13-16th under a team that picks Techies for fun
NICE JOB YOU GIANT RETARD
this fat fuck is looking for a job
YUROP
hoho
HAHA
what anime is EE in
>>151110879
Imagine being Puppey in this tournament and having to be all like "damn, EEsama, you fuckin' good, all smart with your great drafts and horrific autistic strategies. I would totally win TI6 with you, both my hero and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck zai in his hotel room. Like seriously imagine having to be Puppey and not only sit in that chair while JackiEE Mao flaunts his disgusting strats in front of you, the favorable meta barely concealing his fuckups and crippling autism, and just sit there, game after game, hour after hour, while he perfected that playstyle. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking nipples but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EESAMA PLAYS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his womanly fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later runner ups at Internationals for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Estonia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he retardedly clicks away at his computer screen, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "fantastic (for that is what he calls hisself)" skills, the skills he worked so hard for in pubs in the previous months. And then the ref calls for another game, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Puppey. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>151113992
PFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHA
>>151114156
>this shit
>he's the one playing bad
???
>tfw
Why are Dota players so awkward betas? Why can't be alpha dudes like League players?
that game was longer than this resident circus freak's arms
>open qualifier team loses on the first round
no surprises here.
>>151114152
Never EVER start doubting.
is this the most beautiful woman in the dota 2 community?
>>151114329
Puppey was the problem all along
>>151114332
>This fat fuck is stealing food stamps
>>151114254
Guys what happened during the last fight?
>SECRETSHITTERS
HOW
HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE, DEFINITIVE, UNADULTERATED FUCK
CAN THESE PEOPLE BE SO GODDAMN DEPLORABLE
I MEAN JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THIS PURE SHITSHOW OF ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITTERY
HOW COULD A RATIONAL, THINKING, SENTIENT PERSON EVEN LET IT CROSS HIS MIND TO PLACE THIS TEAM AS HIS IDOL
HIS SHINING BEACON OF DOTA 2 """SKILL""" IN THE PROFESSIONAL SCENE
LET ME TELL YOU THAT NO MATTER HOW UGLY
HOW STUPID
HOW DISGUSTING YOU PERCEIVE YOURSELF
YOU WILL NEVER
EVER
EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
BE AS PATHETIC AS A """FAN"""
OF THE DOTA 2 TEAM RECOGNIZED AS SECRET
seriousness kaci is so fucking hot
Was shadow demon a mistake?
0% risk illusion highground siege games are so fucking boring.
GOOD NIGHT GULAG I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW THANKS FOR THE SHITPOSTING
BREEDFAGS
WHERE
WE
FUCKING
AT
Say me name
>>151114359
Re:Zero
>MVP shits on OG
>Secret dumpstered
>classic Jimmy moving up in the world
JUST NEED NAVI TO GET FUCKED AND WE'RE OFF TO A PERFECT START TODAY BOYS
>>151114273
definitely not
>>151114359
EoE
>>151114386
>Shitbee
>good
What if you could ban items?
Like after hero picking, you could ban 5 items?
Think about all the viable heroes if blink, bkb and forcestaff were banned
Why do people think EE cost them the game when Artour clearly did next to nothing in every fight, farm vacuumed, fed early, and got himself stunned for 10 seconds in the game-deciding fight?
Well lads, 11 hours, 14 threads, thanks for migrating swiftly like the pack animals you are. Good night friends, the Dota 2 Gen faggot will take it from here
Remember to petition a sticky FFS
H E L L O DARKNESS
E
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L
O
>>151114163
Ever heard of smartphones?
If you aren't listening to Komm Süsser Tod right now you're a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>We are reaching levels of throws that shouldn't even be possible
this is what teams get when they kick players after winning tournaments and replace them with disloyal hoppers
How does it feel eurocucks to once again taste defeat?
>>151114254
>>151106954
(You)
>>151114479
you're a fucking retard!
>>151114329
m8 artstyle + dondo or kuro will be joining him soon
>>151114156
He said it was soul killing and that's why he quit
I assume he's going to keep trying at Dota 2 because he behaves like a fucking anime character about his own talent. Maybe I'll see if I can mail him something to help him with his journey
post sheeber>>151114105
>>151114456
NEED TO BREED WINTER WYVERN
>>151114479
are you fucking high
Do you think Misery feels happy that Secret is out?
>>151114360
Is /tv/ again? IMAGINE
>good guy already out on the first day
Worst TI yet?
DEMON THE MANLET ASIAN OUTPLACES ENTIRE SECRET TEAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
DJ IS CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUTE!
>CUTE!
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>>151114389
lol
>>151114286
I don't think he was bragging anon more like he was just recounting an anecdote
On another note i fully expect envy to be found dead in his hotel room sometimes this week
>>151114483
Artour actually played really good aside for a few moments and i usually hate him
NA BULLS WERE SUPPOSED TO CARRY US
JIMMY
"DEMON"
FUCKING
HO
IS BETTER THAN SECRET
>>151114496
Only reddit hates Envy
>>151114468
>not wanting liquid, a favorite to win it, to come in last
TOBIWAN DID IT AGAIN GUYS
>>151114496
>reddit doing another 180
can't wait until they start bandwagoning EG again
>>151114332
i really fucking love how this meme has evolved
>>151114012
> the explanation paired with that image
what the fuck
>>151114464
PEEEEDUUUUUURRR
>>151113925
>defending your shit team this hard
It was entertaining the first 20 minutes when LGD were raping them, but once Secret started to spam illusions it became frustrating to watch. Practically 50 minutes wasted just watching Secret hide in base while LGD attempt to breach high ground.
what happened to him?
also where is fluff
are they behind schedule? wtf its like 11 pm. who the hell can stay up this late watching a tournament.
>>151114483
It was Envy's dieback and later feed at bot that literally cost them the game.
EE RTZ and PPY deserve this loss so much
How do you think he feels?
>>151114483
did you not see ee literally die back
did you not see him literally not press his bkb
did you not see him be totally out of position multiple times, multiple screens distance from his teammates and dying to 4 heroes
>>151114456
I NEED TO BREED WINTER WYVERN
>>151114170
Agreed, God bless this TI.
>>151114543
yeah im glad he won a major. hopefully he knows he has it in him to win TI.
Lets get that shit started
>your region
>is secret NA or EU
>>151114254
Serves them right.
>jimmy is literally better than secret
L M A O
Why do people keep picking fucking Alch? It never delivers. It has one of the worst winrates of all heroes in this tourney with 0.3 of games played won. It just never really works out with alchemist. Gets online fast, but doesn't pack the late game punch.
I don't understand how a team with players of such a calibre can play THIS bad, consistently throughout the tournament.
What happened out there with these players? They aren't random Joes, they've won and placed high in tournaments before.
>>151114581
SingSing is Cute!
i'm very content with this ti so far just because i will get to see the best matchup, wings versus phoenix, ahead of time
hopefully whoever loses pushes through to the grand finals (i hope phoenix does a lower bracket run)
>>151114581
singsing is kind of cute
I would ravage his twink ass
>be ee
>play on euro teams for years
>finally get exposed as a shitter
>have to play on NA teams now
>never qualify for ti again
calling it now
>>151114137
I normally hate ppd posters, but this one is genuinely funny desu
>>151114436
Meanwhile LGD dies to """creeps"""
>>151114031
based
Im surprised they stream this when that channel doesnt break 1k viewers
>>151114563
Can't even imagine how great he and W33 feel right now.
>eternaltrashpoopgarbage
WHY IS HE ON TEAMS
I bet there are tons of hungry, unrecognized high mmr cores that teams like secret could trial instead of this FUCKING CHOKING SHITTER>
>IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
It's time.
>>151114405
Yeah that Mirana looks cute
Only one man can save us from another chink team winning TI
WHAT HAPPENED TO QOJQVA HOLY SHIT
Weed need some more webums of EE fails
EVERYONE AT THE ARENA GET OUT NOW , FLUFF IS SPOTTED AT THE BACKSTAGE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>151114597
what's tobi's mmr?
2k?
he give the impression of having played dota before when he casts.
>>151114647
>tfw it's 11pm and back to work tomorrow
I wonder who's gonna play next.
>SWEDEN
>>151114046
>being shit counts as character
someone requested puppey
>>151114758
Indeed
so has era gotten over his stage fright?
>tfw want liquid to win just to spite shitrekt
>tfw at the same time don't wanna see our boys in navi out
I just hope they don't revive Secret again. Just let it sleep
RESPOND TO THIS POST
>>151114497
I did that last year when I still believed in Puppey, this shitshow of a team I am unable to really be upset about
who /era/ here
if synderen places better than EE will EE kill himself?
>Secretcucks will just bandwagon some other cancerous team instead of taking their own lives
Will EE's GF break up with him now, now that he's lost the status of "top tier dota carry"?
ahh fresh ee webms
if you were the coach for this team, what would you say to them before they enter the arena?
NECROPHOS PICK GET
>Anime team loses in disgrace
Why did they save the match that nobody cares about for last
>>151114490
my fucking sides
>post yfw synderen places higher than secret
>>151114643
Don't go to keyarena tomorrow
>>151114024
>still hiring EE
gee man
>>151114593
>>151114597
>Jimmy "Nigger lips" Ho is now a better captain than Puppey
>>151114254
>>151114254
Disappointed desu
Secret games are way more entertaining than chinkshit
If you don't feel at least a little bit sad for Secret, you have no heart.
>>151114597
bbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAASED
>>151114823
I want kuroky and artour to both be OUT.
>>151114170
artour's stream isnt reddit, artour's stream is pure unfiltered NAdota
@151114835
(you)
>Jimmy placed higher than Secret
>Synderen might place higher than Secret
>>151114860
winnable
>>151114846
is it even possible to you faggots that someone can like puppey or arteezy or pld? or even envy for some reason?
WHO'S READY FOR SOME SYND DOTER?
>>151114456
I NEED TO BREED WINTER WYVERN
HAHAHA AHAHA HA AHA SHEEVER IS MAD.
You're rooting for DC, aren't you?
>>151114786
/d2g/ bros, I hope you're alright :(
literally how is Envy able to have an esports career? why do people want to play with him? why is anyone willing to pay him?
>>151114835
Neck yourself russhit
>>151114643
got arrested for hitting his GF. he's a dumb, grumpy yokel that was just pretty okay at a vidya game.
>>151114901
>mercilessly fuck over other teams and players
deserved it senpai
>>151114479
blink banned dumpsters 40 heroes
Bkb dumpsters another 25
forcestaff dumpsters 50% of supports
so yeah, typical animeshitter theorypost
>>151114901
i've hated EE since the hon days
fuck any team hes on forever
fuck puppey for enabling him
>>151114901
why the fuck should I feel bad for a team that has arteezy on it
>>151114790
He was a pro player of dota 1
>>151114823
>don't wanna see our boys navi out
lmao fucking retard
>>151114456
you cant breed dragons
>>151113956
Are you kidding? Ho would have completely crumbled under the pressure of that game. Puppey could have just secured the biggest comeback since Navi vs Alliance grand finals game 5 if things went a little differently. TNC's players don't have the level of experience Secret's players have other than Jimmy himself, and he doesn't have the captaining experience. This is something that separates players like Dendi, Puppey, QO, Fear, and Loda from players like Miracle, Sumail, shadow, or W33.
Some of those players might have a better grasp on the meta and be more adaptable, and can run away with games if they have a lead, but with rare exception, none of them can ever match the resilience and ability to come back from behind that the older players do. They would choke after 50 minutes, and in a game like last game, they would have choked within 35 minutes.
>>151114878
people probably care about navi shitquid as much as the shitrekt game
>>151114860
>Remember, no matter what happens, you're at last as good as Reddit.
>>151114885
>>151114254
>>151114931
YOU'VE BEEN TROELLED
>>151114835
howtsundere~
>tfw just got home and TNC is better than Secret
holy shit m8s
did my boy EE throw again?
i fucking love dota2 scene andd2g
>>151114975
because he's good
>>151114810
>syndern finally kicked the bucket during TI6
>nobody noticed yet
>>151114867
But LGD won
>>151114827
where will puppy go, back to dendi?
REMINDER THAT
ARTOUR
"GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR TEAM EVERYONE ELSE IS THE PROBLEM"
BABIEVSKI
IS LITERALLY
WORSE
THAN
JIMMY
DEMON
HO
>>151114981
this is LIBEL. he was arrested for getting in a fight with a security guard.
Who's our boys in this matchup?I like them both
Fuck I did not need this. Everything is tumbling down irl and then my favorite team is knocked out like this
Time to drink
At least you're not the cuck that gave sheever flowers
>Four pros and synderen
Feeling secrets downfall was all on puppey honestly, very stubborn and uninspired drafts. Did rtz even play anything that wasn't alch or huskar?
>>151114496
>Terrible human being
I know he likes anime, but terrible is too strong of a word.
How does it feel to know that Eternalenvy is literally over and you witnessed his final TI?
There is no chance any team will touch this hot piece of garbage ever again.
>>151114679
SYNDEREN IS BETTER THAN SECRET
HOW DID IT GET THIS BAD?
>>151114254
mfw
and
secret fanboys face when
>still defending this shit team because of drama
>Jimmy not only found a team for TI
>not only made it past the qualifiers
>but placed higher than Artour Babaev, Jacky Mao, and Clement "Nyx Picker" Ivanov
HE FUCKING DID IT
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE LOSES SOON BY GOD HE FUCKING MADE IT
>>151114796
>yfw SyndereN gets further than Puppey
>Navi vs Liquid will be the last match of the day
Holy Shit not as hype as that Secret match but should be fun
>>151114085
/a/ hates him. He gave Eva 1/10 on MAL.
>>151114643
Soon.
I just hope it's not another hour of faggots turtling when they've obviously lost within first 15 min
>>151115110
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>151115009
The thing is, Jimmy wouldn't have gotten in that shitty position to begin with.
>>151114563
JUST
>synd is going to do better than secret
oh god pls happen
Some of you guys are alright don't go to The International tommorow
>>151115141
thats what everyone says every year but people still play with him.
>>151115116
wonder how it feels to be a beta orbiter. do they know they will never know true happiness so they just find an idol to worship?
>>151115120
didnt era miss a ti because he bitched out with stage fright
>tfw I'm watching the throws in person
Can't get any better
Has EE ever been a T1 player?
TIME TO GET ON THE EHOME TRAIN MUH BOYS LANM AND ICE^3
>>151115101i like all teams
>>151115110
Just end it. So much easier.
Went to bed after DC vs Wings.
How badly did Envy fuck up?
Is Secret vs LGD and TnC vs VG.R worth watching?
>>151114860
you're allshitand i haveno fucking clue what you're doing here
>>151115009
Who the fuck cares, results speak for themselves. And as of now our boy Demon "Jimmy" Ho is literally and officially better than Shitrekt.
>>151114806
>aui has a 21cm dick
Why is this allowed???
So, whose mistake was the final straw in losing the game? RTZ stunning himself or EE not activating the BKB?
>EE retiring in shame after TI6
>d2g travels out of its basement to retire its two classic memes by casting them off to reddit at the EXACT same moment
it's literally the closest thing that this modern post-millenial nihilsitic memeatic shitposting based age has to poetry.
i never thought i would say it
but
>well done, gulag
why is Drow instabanned? is she broken as fuck now?
>this year its about being the team with the fewest burdens
OG and Notail
Secret and EE
>>151115152
>that one guy checking the booty out
Through dick, unity
>>151114254
>mfw s4 got further
Where were you when Jimmy and the boys > Secret?
>fnatic vs escape
>literally everybody escaped the arena
can't make this shit up
>>151114597
as autistic as tobi is
he's just saying what we're all thinking
>>151115210
>>151115141
good, one less anime shitter playing dota
Be honest, how would you react if EE was found dead tomorrow after killing himself?
Okay, now that this honeypot The International is done with, Puppan can drop the training weights and focus on building a an actual team of non-weights and beging practicing for the billion dollar TI7. What a bunch of suckers, falling for this TI!
>Artour gave up his education for this
lmao you literally cant make this shit up
>It's a Waga trying to sound smart episode.
>that fucking slardar dance
secret Arteezy
secret Dendi
secret Bulba
secret Puppey
secret Sonneiko
secretdisband
screenshot this
WHEN THE FUCK IS SLARDAR GOING TO GET A REDESIGN HE LOOKS LIKE CONCENTRATED DICK
>>151115241
he unironically never placed in top6 in any TI
>>151115258
Secret lost in the first 5 minutes and somehow the game lasted 60+.
>>151115170
at least half of /a/ thinks eva is overrated shitwhich it is
>>151114901
>autism jack
>team destroyer baby
>bilbo aka literal who
>poopy the overrated
literally the only player I give a flying fuck about is pld
>>151114798
based starsbro
>>151115323
i'd laugh
Will Pit Lord be revealed this TI?
>>151115281
it has synergy with way too many heroes and you'll get memepushed
>>151115116
HAHAHAHA
>>151114797
i rather have shit than chinese and gooks desu baka senpai
>>151115141
>draft like shit
>expect your carry to carry
lmao btfo puppey
PLACE YOUR BETS ON FNATIC VS. ESCAPE
Well look what we have here, it's the Secret shitposters.
You weebs might want to be mindful what team you root for; you don't want your brains to turn into grains do you?
Rampant shitposting is no longer tolerated in /d2g/, it's the new rules you see.
Allow me to recommend some better teams; look at EHOME. By not being autistic they'll manage to keep their composition perfectly tight until the very end.
>>151115101
>he doesn't want to see Synderen place higher than Secret and win $300,000
>>151115293
>buff af
>charismatic af
>dota god
>super hot gf
i want to be demon
There's a person in /vg/ chat with 4 thousand games and 2k mmr
>>151115302
Based teletubby.
>>151115387
The half of /a/ from reddit
>>151115293
>"It's time Jimmy"
>>151114798
nice nice
>>151115323
meme magic
>>151114483
This appears to be your first time watching Dota 2. Please kindly go fuck yourself and get educated before you post again.
>>151115357
not before viper or razor senpai
>tfw you like agressif and just want to see him in another final and are hype to see him performing at a TI again
Dude seems cool.
>>151115281
Gay dragon item make her op
>>151115152
Why are these millennials lying on the floor?
>>151115170
He's right about it being overrated
I mean, not 1/10, but certainly overrated
TROELING FOR _______
>>151114254
>mfw demon did better than secret
>>151115387
>eva is overrated shit
kys
>Pie lost
Fuck everyone else this guy's my hero
>>151115327
>Artour has made hundreds of thousands of dollars from team salaries and streaming
lmao you literally can't make this shit up
>>151115374
Guess I am going to watch the game to see how baffled I can get
>>151114620
>I don't want to see people use different strategies
It wasn't just spamming. It involves knowing where to send what, who goes where, how to best prepare for potential fights, risk management when leaving the base, the constant nonstop teamfights and how players perform and how much the stress affects that. It's about which team will make the first tiny mistake which leads to 3 or 4 kills. It's the exact same retarded argument that inexperienced players used to have about farming carry tri vs tri games. "Wah wah it's just farm for 100 minutes and win 1 fight and that's it" when in reality it involved so much more, like the constant attempts to shut down the carry, battles of vision to get the jump, etc.
You obviously haven't played Dota very long because this game is reminiscent of the kind of games you would see in TI2 and TI3, especially TI3. The games with the biggest, most climactic endings.
No, you just like this League of Dota shit that Valve has been pushing out for the last 2 years. I bet you actually enjoyed the HO HO HA HA meta or the deathball "decide my game in 15 minutes" shit.
>even he placed better than secret
GUYS
WHAT IF
WE BUILT
D A M A G E
ON AL THE CHEMIST
INSTEAD OF 3 FARM ACCELERATORS???
>>151115464
>Activate it.jpg
>>151115323
dakimakuras out for envy
>>151115327
He already made more money than he ever would've in hes life and he will keep making good amoint even if hes mediocre
Dont feel.bad about him
>>151115547
stop this meme right now
>>151115387
Yeah reddit people usually have that opinion that eva is overrated, and we know most of /a/ actually is reddit people.
How do we fix Ostarion, the BadSven?
still 2 more games senpai
>>151114012
Being the artist for wikihow has got to be the greatest job on the internet currently.
i hope secret kills themselves
>>151115323
nah, envy is too out of this world to commit suicide
artour tho can probably drink himself to death
>>151114012
>*teleports behind you*
>*kicks you in the knee*
>pshh... nothing personnel, kid...
>>151115512
TIs
>>151115547
Probably for the best, he's going to team up with Fluff if he gets knocked out
>>151115561
saving that build for TI7, TI6 is just a honeypot
>>151115258
>How badly did Envy fuck up?
lets see
>sundered a target almost at full health
>sundered a low health illusion
>ran into range of curse and killed bulba
>sundered linkens
>sundered another low health illusion with two fucking full health heroes hitting him
>ran into the enemy team with after using BB with no morph/bkb
and thats just the shit I can remember at the top of my head
who do you want to win this?
i want synderen's team to win so i can shitpost about how synderen did better than shitrekt
>>151115596
HAARPOOOOOONSS
>>151114597
You know you went too savage when fucking CHARLIE is calling you out on bad bants
>>151115596
lol he can only pull hamplanets
>>151115476
>artour fanboys this deluded
B-but doing no damage then stunning myself for 10 seconds was part of my plan
Even now that Secret have gotten last place at TI, the casters and panelists won't even mention the fact that they just aren't playing well. Since TI4 Newbee has gotten nonstop shit for two years about how they dont practice and are playing like garbage, and no one was shy about it. Hell, even Cap mentioned earlier today that Liquid looked rough in the group stage and that individual performances just weren't there, but yet everyone is still pretending like Secret deserves to be considered a Tier1 team and them not doing well is some sort of universal mystery and no one has said a word about Puppy's formulaic drafts or Envy's constant game-losing plays. Why the fuck are they so immune to criticism by people involved in the scene?
Serious question, will pieliedie find a team? I fucking love this guy and I don't want to see him doing odd jobs again.
>EU, the land of inflated MMR, deserves more spots
How are my yuro friends doing?
>Tfw 4 in the morning.
>>151114687
same no homo
Maybe he'll let Puppey and RTZ shine his shoes
>>151115547
He can't keep getting away with it!
>>151115323
>Animefag/Autist
>Kills himself
>being surprised by this
sticky when
i keep going into some fucking almost dead but still moving thread wondering where the fuck everyone went
>>151115596
>She is wider than she is tall
OK NA'VI BOYS WW@?
CAN THEY BEAT LIQUID IN A BO1?
>>151114405
not the american one
>>151115561
the enemy pushes into your rax at 20 minutes because your shadow demon illusions are worthless
>these ESC picks
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>151115323
I'd have a good laugh and watch his rage compilations one last time before forgetting him forever.
>>151115437
I like both teams but my heart will allways go towardsMUSHI
>>151115596
oh fuck
Can someone make a nice picture showing Secret's major placings with W33 and Misery and then their placings with RTZ?
WHAT WENT WRONG DOTARDS?
>>151115597
never
samposting has too much potential
>>151115263
>Jimmy is better than Secret because they won against VG.R
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
Oh wait, you're serious. You probably would still be saying the same thing if they had beaten Escape.
what fast food should i buy boys?
>>151114405
More like Twitch's filth.
That's KittyPlaysGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmY_VCCLQF8
>>151115241
the ONLY time Envy played like a real t1 carry was back in MLG Columbus. And even then, rtz was out of his fucking mind so it was hard to tell.
>>151115498
protesting hard work and pulling yourself up by your bootstraps
Do you earn anything for watching the International in the game client?
>>151115659
same, if secret would've win i wouldnt care about this game
>>151115758
in n out
>>151115713
idk mods shit the bed this year
>>151114405
>queen of grain
>>151115650
he sundered a linkens twice within several minutes of each other
>>151115707
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, reddit is two blocks down
>>151115758
Kebab pizza from Muhammed.
What's stopping these holograms from breaking loose and attacking the crowd?
>>151115602
Reincarnate passive:
When he dies he leaves his corpse there, but still passively gains xp and vision around his corpse, when he respawns his corpse reassembles and respawns in that zone.
lets be honest here Beastmaster did nothing for secret and venge was obviously not the pick
Puppy playing omni or something wouldve won them the game
>every western team has lost to an Asian team today
>NA and EU are still flinging shit at each other
cant you guys just get along?
LITERALLY NONE OF THE SAME HEROES PICKED
ALIVE GAME BOYS
>>151115650
I can't fucking wait
>>151115429
>draft like shit
Granted they got boned in the early game, but it was also thanks to rngsus smiling down upon the yurnero. If those runes would have been bounty runes, the game wouldn't have snowballed so hard.
You saw they were able to hold their base whilst being super far behind, draft was fine.
Envy completely shit the bed. That one """play""" where he bought back only to walk uphill straight into the enemy with everything on cooldown was straight webm fodder. People give arteezy a lot of shit but he would never fuck up a buyback so badly (nowadays)
>>151115602
Give him back that active he had that reduced enemy health temporarily
>>151114405
>dat core
nigga what
khezu a cute
>>151115821
They put Fluff on guard duty
>>151115602Resurrection costs 0 mana
it's over our boy is out. can't carry these 4 shitters, EE especially.
>>151115141
>3k shitters think envy is bad
>pros think he's good
really makes you think..
>>151115821
Violinranger already santified the arena so the spirits can't attack the crowd.
>>151114405
>these shallow white whores
disgusting. how can d2g get turned on by this
>>151115756
>implying Shitrekt can even beat Escape
LITERALLY LMAOING AT YOU RIGHT NOW MY DUDE
>>151115578
nigga you do realise how wrong that is right?
no paid medical insurance from his company, no pension, winnings like that get taxed through the nose (though I'm not sure exactly what treaties the US has with Canada in regards to winnings) then EG take their cut from what they win.
He got some good money, but it's only buy a nice house money, not set for life money.
>>151115687
>tfw got work on Tuesday
>tfw still watching
Fuck it I don't need sleep today
I fucking love this game.
>>151114689
C9 was NA
>>151114456
I don't think humans and wyverns can actually produce offspring.
I guess they could TRY though...
>>151115821
this guy is the animal keeper
what power source do the holograms use
>>151115827
that's the absolute worst garbage I've ever seen in any of these threads
literally turns him into a completely useless trash hero, worse than techies right now
>>151115213
honestly having a shit carry doesn't mean much, it's the easiest role in pro, all you have to do is farm, not die, and do ok in fights, yet envy gets caught out more than anyone and we just saw a few blowing it in fights moments. as long as your supports give a shit about keeping him alive and your other cores can make shit work for him it doesn't matter (shit, puppey won a lot of games just picking 4 protect envy shit for a while with mag ember or some shit)
he'll get on a team just because he knows people and they won't cherrypick a 7k/8k pubber or anything instead of him.
>>151115821
Which crowd?
>this fnatic draft
They would literally lose to any team here that's not Secret or ESC.
>>151114483
Artour did 30k heroes damage. EE did 16k.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2558387942
>>151114405
3>1>>>>>>>>2
Not even kidding
https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/762848532365660161
https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/762848532365660161
https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/762848532365660161
https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/762848532365660161
https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/762848532365660161
CYBORGFATT SALTY AS FUCK
>>151114405
>queen of pie
It's 6am in Funland. I'm gonna have a mental breakdown if Liquid loses after staying up all night
Any more edits of Purge " Weatherman" Godec?
>>151115839
no, euros are mean
they'll just end up rooting for china before America like last year and the year before
>>151115687
>5:16
>2 games left
>including the super tense navi vs liquid
>>151115753
>people compared him with ppd
still laffin
>>151115839
THE American team hasn't even played yet. DC is just used as b8. Yurop on the other hand has no excuse.
>>151115821
Can those holograms even see the crowd?
...Hey!
>>151115754
>>151115758
something to drown the misery
>cuckva on a non-farm vacuum
CHOTTE MATTE?????
i wouldn't mind if this guy fucking jumped off a roof tonight
>4 STR 1 INT
OH YEAH IT'S ON
WHY DOES HE KEEP DANCING
>>151115464
What if there are many Jimmys and they emerge from capsules periodically as scientists work to perfect the Jimmy formula? And that's also what the washing machine was?
>>151115792
You have an astronomical chance to receive drops
>>151115980
I got what I came for, secret finally getting BTFO. I can sleep sound tonight
>TA is pickedThe Secret is out
>>151115893
You're gonna carry that weight.
>>151110879
literally where is the crowd? its only 8pm in Seattle. If I was there I would just dab out in between every match and sit there all nigth
>CAP & BLITZ
MAXIMUM COMFY
>CAP & BLITZ
MAXIMUM COMFY
>CAP & BLITZ
MAXIMUM COMFY
>CAP & BLITZ
MAXIMUM COMFY
>CAP & BLITZ
MAXIMUM COMFY
>>151116019
i want him to blow his brains out
>4.5 melee heroes
>>151115596
Cheessa neenjah mah wongee Bulldog. Kanjee teh rat. Hahaha
>>151115650
You don't have to use sunder as le epic big play full hp swap, if there's no better alternative in range, using it as a burst of damage is entirely viable. i'm not defending envy or how badly he fucked up everything else, but you are beyond retarded in this particular regard
>>sundered another low health illusion with two fucking full health heroes hitting him
He didn't have anything else to sunder that wasn't linkens protected, it was a last resort and/or panic play
He still got far
Will he be kicked?
>4 PROS + SYNDEREN
KEK
>>151115954
spam this with "pay me" memes/
that faggots ows og money.
I'd like to "comfort" Arteezy, tonight, in bed. If you know what I mean.
>when you realize the holograms are part of Kotlguys plan
stay safe bros
>NO ANNE
NO ANNE
>NO ANNE NO ANNE
>NO ANNE
NO ANNE
>NO ANNE NO ANNE>NO ANNE>NO ANNE
NO ANNE
>NO ANNE NO ANNE
>NO ANNE
NO ANNE
>NO ANNE NO ANNE
REDDIT AND NU-/D2G/ LITERALLY AND ETERNALLY BTFO
NO ANNE
>NO ANNE NO ANNE
if they can make holograms, why don't we have a holodeck yet?
>>151115213
Because as much as casters go on about the "new blood" meme, most players are far more interested in playing with someone they know is basically competent rather than risking playing with new guys for a few months.
It's why the Chinese clubs all have secondary teams now.
can the crowd see the holograms?
>>151116073
It's a beta
>mfw synderen will place higher at TI6 than puppey
oh god please tell me someone made a webm of the Slardar hologram running in place and rotating
What did he mean by this?
>>151115819
>D-don't make fun of my anime you l-ledditard
easy
>>151115954
he's getting absolutely destroyed lmao
>>151115753
Puppey is a fraud
Is EE the Jeb of dota?
>>151114040
>>151114163
>>151114282
My favorite part about this, is that the local guy sign was prepared ahead of time, that guy had faith that at some point, EE was going to choke, big, in the game that knocks Secret out, and he wanted to be there, waiting with that sign.
Like Puppey
>Like Navi
>/v/ absolutely shits on Navi all the time because it's cool and no one can form their own opinions
Puppey makes Secret
>Like Puppey/Secret
>/v/ follows up and shits on Secret nonstop for absolutely no reason other than it's popular to do so
Eventually Puppey will make a new team
>I will like that team because Puppey is in it
>Everyone here will once again shit on that team to no end because they can't form their own opinions and will just use the excuse "that team is literally' reddit"
You people are so goddamn fucking stupid it's ridiculous. I remember not long ago EG was the most hated team until PPD wore the ironic MAGA hats then everyone forgot that they are ACTUALLY literally heavy reddit supporters, which everyone supposedly hates.
JUST
U
S
T
>>151116075
>all that homo tension
>all that fake hype
>comfy
k
>>151116138
gaben be praised
>>151116119
He prefers blowing his concoction on his own face
>>151116173
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
>>151116173
>this analpained
lmao
good job og you shitheads
>>151116162
Call me when Syn actually WINS an International...
>>151116173
LMAFO
THAT FAT FUCK IS STEALING FEELINGS
>>151115912
He still made a few hundred thousand usd JUST from winnings
That doesnt include the salary from whatever organization hes in
And not even talking about the fact that hes one of the biggest twitch streamers at all
And he bas at least 10 more yeats of pro gaming/"internet fame" to bring him money
If hes smart he doesnt have to work a day in his life, just invest or start a business
>>151116073
A lot of people buy tickets but, I assume, don't literally take a whole week of vacation to go to it.
>>151116138
if anne casts liquid vs navi (the 2nd best match of the day) i'm literally going to firebomb valve offices
I hope OG drop out at 9-12th and reshuffle together with PLD and RTZ.
I wanna see RTZ Miracle Zai/Bulldog Crit PLD
Youre dota team secret and west are really stupid guy!! Your country are nothing towards China
>>151116212
>/v/
Where do you think you are right now, idiot?
>>151115954
>https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/762848532365660161
HAHAHAHAHA OINK OINK FUCKING PIG
HOLY FUCK THAT SLARDAR DANCE AND TURN AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>151116173
>>151116218
This fat fuckcan't handle the banter!
>EG eliminated
>Liquid eliminated
>mvp eliminated
would you even watch the rest of the tournament?
i probably wont if that happens
THIS FAT FUCK IS __________
>>151116197
there can be no "jeb" of anything,
there can only be jeb
>>151116218
it is kinda rude to tweet that shit, isn't tobi at the event too?
>>151115949
I dont disagree but to be fair, most of that was illusion burn damage from all the farming and push stalling bullshit, which was immediately healed/regenerated back up, whereas envy's damage was during fights
>>151116173
MY SIDES FUCKING TOBI WILL FOREVER BE OUR GUY
>>151115920
a four chins classic
>>151114479
Courier first ban.
Lets all take a moment to remember speedgaming at MLG Columbus 2013
>>151116173
it means the eternal aussie is enjoying his banter while cyborgfatt is buttblasted because his team crashed and burned and will likely disband before TI is even over
>yfw manneeface will unironically cast Liquid-Na'vi
>>151116294
/vg/
>>151116294
/vg/ is an extension of /v/. Stop pretending it's any different whatsoever.
>>151116218
I'd fucking marry Tobi.
>>151116173
>checking twitter after your team places last
THAT MAD
>>151116075
>2 cucks
>cap yelling at everything
>>151115940
Okay:
Wraith king rips life out of people while reincarnatig and reincates with that hp.
so if he has 3000 hp, he takes 3000 hp from anyone near him, instantly killing anyone near him if they dont have enoguh to satisfy his hp.
reincarnates with amount of hp stolen. If he dies alone he dies.
Works on creeps.
>>151116173
it wasn't even that bad
How tall is icex3 again?
>>151116269
call me when puppey wins one
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No, I can't stand the pain
How could this happen to me?
I made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?
Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No, I can't
How could this happen to me?
I made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?
I made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?
>>151116287
yes!! china is best in dota west are stupid and bad.
>>151116173
whatever happened with the CyborgShit money drama?
>>151116173
What a surprise that reddit's guy, manager of reddit's team, hates ourest guy Tobi "The Two Ton Terror of Tel Aviv" Dawson
Team Secret insider here.
PLD is getting kicked and they're going to pick a replacement in the reshuffle.
>>151115542
>still defending your shit team
I was one of the few people that didn't spam R[A]T here when Alliance were winning TI3. It was a legitimate strategy that was difficult to pull off for most teams yet Alliance mastered it beautifully. What Secret were doing, however, was just stalling. There was little risk management or map awareness involved in popping manta from base and letting the illusions walk out. Another thing was LGD being retarded not abusing Ember to splitpush the lanes more during the sieges instead of sticking with the team 24/7.
If Secret had a strategy for laning phase and executed it well, it would have been nice. Being stuck in base doing nothing was not a plan, unless you're retarded enough to believe they wanted to be in that situation.
Would w33 and Misery comeback if PPy ask?
Lets be real here, DC aint anywhere tier 1 team.
>>151116275
he doesn't stream on twitch anymore.
>>151115954
>>151115927
do you honestly think that you could satiate a wyvern's lust
i mean you're significantly smaller than her
>>151116218
What's wrong with posting a poll with non trolly choices?
>>151116315
MAD ASF
>>151116405
He still hasn't paid out. Going on I think 14 months now.
Liquid get knocked out by Navi
Matumbaman
RTC
Mind_Control
Cr1t
PieLieDie
EE JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE
HE SHOT HIMSELF
WHAT A FUCKING FAILURE
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485&p=217512&viewfull=1#post217512
>>151114479
>>151116345
Actually no, thinking better, TP scroll first ban.
>>151115753
>$30,000
suicide watch?
>>151116391
6'1
that other guy is 5'11
>secret out this early
CHAOS REIGNS
>>151116173
O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
>>151116173
based tobi triggering
THE FUTURE OF SECRET:
>Disbands
>Puppey quits Dota and retires to managing a PetCo
>Pieliedie's situational awareness fails him one last time, he celebrates "winning" TI with a pie which he then chokes on
>Arteezy spends a month trying to get back onto EG, when Peter refuses he necks himself
>When EE discovers his lover is dead he commits suduku
>Bulba becomes a philosopher, he's very good at it, but naturally dies broke
>Cyborgfat gets caught robbing a bank when he gets stuck in the front door and his gun goes off, arrested for owning a gun in euroland, sentenced to 3 months of cultural enrichment, gets super AIDS and dies
What if Kotlguy was a hologram.
>>151116352
od draskyl casted 2 games
>>151116218
THIS FAT FUCK IS STEALING DOZENS
>>151116179
But it is very clear from your low-quality posts and "trying too hard to fit in" usage of memes that you are a redditor. This on top of the fact that you aren't denying literally proves that reddit is the host of low quality posts
>>151116458
and its just notail and fly getting fucked right?
what a total lard ass
>>151116420
did u see misery's interview?
of all the people, he loves watch secret burn
I feel bad for Artour but at the same time I'm happy that envy got crushed. Also Pie seems like a good kid, hopefully he gets a good team
>>151115954
>Matthew Bailey@Cyborgmatt
@TobiWanDOTA @teamsecret Nice. A new low even for you mate.
>@Cyborgmatt @TobiWanDOTA @teamsecret Same can be said for secret too..
AHAHHAHAHAHA
>>151116461
matumbaman isnt playing after TI though
>>151116212
I also liked and supported Puppey all the way from TI2 days, even after the disband of Secret 2.0 after TI5. But after the w33 and Misery kick I'm just disillusioned, it felt really satisfying seeing Secret consecutively got fucked last place in both Manila and TI6.Pie didn't deserve any of this though.
Poor secret fans
>>151116342
saved
>>151116342
Thank you for this.
>>151116427
>australian
>racist
is there anyone literally more our guy than tobi?
>all the gold cards I've gotten
JUST
>>151116173
>>151116218
>>151116315
This is shaping up to be such a fucking perfect TI guys
>qojqva
>pronounced "koifa"
Fucking yuroshits subhumans.
>>151116218
>reading twitter after your team just got dumpstered and finished last
>complain that somebody posted something that could be seen as offensive
JUST
>>151116410
PLD is unironically the best player on Secret
based mush man
R A P E D
A
P
E
D
>>151116423
Cos he has better shit to do right now
The point is, he can start doing it whenever he wants and make mad dosh, he pretty much never has less than 10k people watching him when he streams
And you have no idea how much money you get from 10k people watching you at least
Do Artour and EE hate each other now? They sat at opposite ends. Lovers don't do that.
>>151116461
>jerax and matumba playing in different teams
yeah no
>tfw you want both Era and Mushi to go somewhat far but it doesn't work like that
>>151116556
well AUI jumped ship right after ppd asked him so.
>people already blaming EE, bulba and pld for the loss
You know maybe if RTZ could play something other than "hyper greedy late game carry" then Secret could actually draft around the guy.
That, in the end, is why every team he's on fails. They're forced to play entirely around him and his single playstyle, when teams figure that out they beat Secret with ease.
>>151116616
"qoiq va"
post your face when artour has crushed literally all the pussy in dota
>>151116173
Aussie blood strong
>>151116396
reminded me of this
http://goodbyedagger.ytmnd.com/
how many of you played back then to remember this
Someone please remind me:
What are RTZ's TI finishes?
>>151116634
>Cos he has better shit to do right now
Because he's not allowed to because of his contract with Secret.
>>151116420
they aint t1 but theyve had far better success
did you not even read the interviews with the team?
Moo said "when we beat every team we're all hyped for the next game, when we beat secret, Misery is banging on his desk jumping out of his chair and screaming"
I think that bridge is burned.
>>151116575
HOLY SHIT
>>151116625
you think mushi had a hard time getting all of it into winter?
>faggot meme team with autistic bandwagon fanbase eliminated by superior teams who aren't cheesers
>>151116361
>/v/ermin will
Why not just go to reddit if you want a cancerous underage-infested echochamber? At least that place doesn't have as much shitposting to sift through
>>151116173
OUR
FUCKING
GUY
He even gave me casting advice
>>151116616
Ameritards as illiterate as ever..
>>151116616
It's pronounced exactly like qoiqva, do you not know Euro languages make 'J's into 'I's?
>>151116461
Post TI Liquid:
RTC
Miracle
Zai
Jerax
Cr1t
>>151116635
Was probably the 3 way with puppey holding them back, just wait for speed gaming 2.0 they'll be side by side
>>151116461
>matumbaman and jerax splitting up
>cr1t ever leaving his double major winning dream team
yeah no
>>151116439
Only did it for secret, did it right after secret lost.
Context
Is Alliance USA's last chance to win this TI?
>>151116590
link to browse the gallery? I want to see some dota2 qts
>>151115912
You're right, but even that money can go a long way. Despite the lack of important benefits in most of these esports teams I think EG does right by its members by the sole fact that they get put in touch with a financial advisor. Most TI winners aren't set for life, but with a little direction they shouldn't have too much trouble staying afloat. That being said, RTZ's a bitch who hasn't won a TI yet. The best he can hope for right now is like... free college off his heavily taxed earnings.
>>151116367
What do you expect, Cyborgmatt quit his job in forensic computing for this shit. He's probably regretting it even more now.
>>151116634
no I mean secret made a deal with pandatv and he can't stream on twitch anymore.
and i doubt his turkish billionaire owner actually pays them much money.
Reminder this whole tournament is already in 4D checkmate, the winner was decided long ago. Lesser dimensional beings must wait for the flow of time to catch up for them.
>>151116663
did actually just copy paste this from reddit or what
REMINDER TO RECYCLE PLAYER CARDS OF ELIMINATED TEAMS
>>151116680
>Artour
>crush puss
>>151116758
>Zai
AHAHHAHAHAH EG WILL WIN WHY WOULD THEY CHANGE ROSTERS
>tfw you have semantic satiation for baffled
it doesn't even make sense
there should be another e or vowel in the middle
>>151116582
legit? howcome?
>>151115839
Not after TI5 when they all rooted for anybody and everybody to beat EG after all EU teams got eliminated. They voiced their "loyalty" to the West loud and clear.
>>151115753
He was allowed to get away with murder in Navi because the team was hugely popular, now that he can't cheat he's lowest tier.
>>151116793
https://www.usnaps.com/#/brand/dota2-2016-0808
Little lacking in the qt department but there you go
>>151116575
THE MADMAN
HE DID IT
>>151116781
pretty much every team this TI looks completely out of form for some fucking reason.
like no one decided to practice or actually come up with pocket strats.
but based peter and EG will win this for sure
>>151116625
me too thanks
>>151116781
NAvi is truly the last remaining american team.
>>151116745
Why the fuck would I know about yuropoor languages? Give me a fucking break. Do not reply to me again.
What kind of meme team is escape?
3 melee offlaners
A silencer
And a lifestealer
>>151116427
> racist
> try to shut down beyond the shekels
our guy
>>151116575
HOLY SHIT THE BANTZ
TOBI IS A TRUE FUCKING AUSSIE
>go axe mid against ta
>don't skill battlehunger
?
>tfw you unironically like secret's players, save puppey
>tfw you hate their management and business practices, and feel they're getting their just desserts by going out in last place
get rekt yapzor
>>151116880
thanks
>>151116836
said aui_2000 literally 2 weeks after they won TI5.
>>151116695
>>151116807
Maybe, i dont know, whatever the reason is, the point is that he can make mad dosh from it once he needs it
>Secret disbands
>pie joins a good team
PLEASE
>>151116461
>yeah i'ma just leave my successful team with a proven record to join this rag tag gang of tier 3 shitters
i honestly dont give a fuck about this game
who even cares who wins
>>151116798
Yes but he has experience in it so he can go back pretty easily after doing his fun side job for a while.
wait if secret was team reddit, who is team d2g?
>>151116548
wow you must be some kind of deep thinker are you?
>MUSHIT
LMAO
>>151116427
Seriously, what's wrong with Tobi?
Also why does cyborgmatt get salty so easily?
>>151116575
HAHAHAHAHAH
>every other post has reddit spacing
lmao nice general reddoturds
>>151116880
Is that a boy or a girl?
>>151116575
JESUS CHRIST STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
VICTIMS
>>151116961
If ESC wins, Synderen did better than Secret.
If Fnatic wins, Mushi did better than Secret.
>>151115596
where do u get these pictures?
JUST DUNK MY SHIT UP
only one word for people who cross ppd
roadkill
get dunked
>Syndershit will place higher than Secret
>>151116956
>implying they won't be joinging Pie, as the sole remaining Secret player
>>151116838
>>151116836
EG is getting knocked out by Alliance in lower bracket round 3
>>151116410
>kicking one of the players who fucks up the least.
k
>cockva trolling
ayyyyyy
>>151116427
>Tries to shut down bts
Good
>>151116913
>skill BH
>no ability to contest the lane
>TA 1 shots the creeps
>Syn is able to advance his team further in TI than Secret and Liquid
>>151116173
aussies win another TI
TIME FOR DUNKS
>>151116427
remember when cyborgfat literally tried to start a witch hunt for some navi player calling player a fag during a match
>those pump fakes
woooooo
>>151116973
E-HOMO
>>151116973
at all times the one who can make the most luls, so right now it would be "lets throw them a free game with pudge and techies" wings
>fnatic just gave away their lane advantage
What the hell
>>151116952
true but these guys don't think about money like that. they want to win.
I'm watching this random 5k game and it has jungle drow. What the fuck.
>>151116973
EG, MVP, mason stack, Zephyr
is THIS GUY going to do better than
wonderkid RTZ
mastermind Puppey
genius Envy
bigbad bulba
>>151116948
Its cause PPD hated him
Zai and PPD go way back
>>151117019
neither of those outcomes matter to me
moshi moshi, mushi-san?
>>151117006
That's probably one of the animeposters
>>151116973
ehome has always been our team
COME ON AND SLAM
>>151116616
Can you guess how "quist" is pronounced please?
>>151115839
once all the yuro teams get eliminated /d2g/ yuros disown them, claim they're NA teams, and then bandwagon the chinks
>>151117019
Why would it be surprising if Mushi does better than them?
Hes literally one of the GOATs
I-I hope Singsing gets a good team this year
>>151117000
Jesus when was this shit allowed
>>151116603
Raven has been a point machine?
>people actually compare Puppan to Peter Bonjwa Dager
>>151116575
>We reddit -Capitalist
what did he mean by this?
>>151117125
Then take a nap. I don't give a shit if you care about the game.
>>151116880
pink pussy ;)
so is this going to be the AXE TI?
>>151116973
None of them
Pros are dogshit
>>151117104
They're just playing around.
They know they got this. It's fucking Escape Gaming.
>>151117054
i thought finnish service was only
like 6 months or something
>>151116973
FDL
post top western captains
>>151116575
lyl
>no poster of clq
this crowd is so shiet
>>151116709
>At least that place doesn't have as much shitposting to sift through
Pic related. Unless you're joking, in which case you got me pretty good.
>everyone makes fun of demon but he effectively got paid at least $60,000 to fuck around playing dota pubs for a year and working out all the while having a hot as fuck girlfriend and then going on a vacation to the philippines
IT'S NOT FAIR
HOW DOES HE DO IT BROS
>>151116973
pic related and electronic home
>>151116973
Secret was team/a/
>>151117054
cant he just sign up for college and not go?
I thought he was already a boatman before Liquid since he's where the "captain" of 4asc came from
Remember that ppd sent his assassin Universe to destroy secret from the inside
>RTZ
>PLD
>Puppey
What two other players would make this team unstoppable?
>>151117201
>double spacing
he meant you
>>151116948
the irony is that aui-2000 got to rejoin EG during the "dark era" arteezy left behind only to be kicked again for zai
I doubt they will kick a guy they knew hadn't played dota2 professionally for almost a year and still would rather take him over some canuck chink
canadians are fucking cancer right now to dota2
>>151116898
You probably live in America, ie Mexico 2.0, the only way you haven't heard other languages before is if you are a 2nd-tier NEET, a NEET who lives in another NEET's private dungeon with no exposure to the outside.
>>151117294
Puppey is the problem. EE is just a symptom.
>>151117149
Wasn't saying one is more meaningful than the other. Just laying out the names of people and the result of this match.
Ultimately it's a difference of 200k for the people involved.
>>151116880
>john carmack found out the secret to time travel and used it to bring his teenage self to the present day
What is he planning next?
>>151117163
According to Moon, he isn't commited enough to competetive dota
>>151116427
>racist
>tries to sink beyond the smallest-bidder
wtf I love tobi now
>>151117237
thats 6 months of not playing anyway
i dont actually know shit so take it with a grain of salt
>>151117294
-The 3 you listed
+MVP lineup
>>151117280
Bullshit.
EE is a filthy casul MAL baby. Don't lump me with that retard.
>>151117220
This, you can find a decent guy or two here and there in some teams, but that's it.
>>151117280
>/a/ got shit taste in anime and they act like man children
>Team secret has shit taste in anime and act like man children
It makes sense.
>>151117270
Working out and never giving up.
>>151117242
>picture half related
>>151117321
How deep is it possible to go into NEETdom?
>>151117351
Megatextures for the oculus.
>>151117338
whoever drafted all physical and didn't ban out WW was the problem in that last game.
>>151117270
>Be good at dota, have a good attitude/personality
>While on EG network with sponsors / other esports relevant people
>>151117294
>RTZ
>unstoppable
>>151117351
play some video games
Wasnt hard lol
>>151117456
Cute Yama, dude.
>>151117482
envy drafted
>>151117081
remember that time cyborgfat ruined that starladder showmatch by spawning a bunch of year beasts or something because he wanted to go home?
>>151117321
You overestimate how often the anglosphere encounters silly mid european phonetics.
In 20 years, not even your regular streetwalkers will be speaking whatever your native tongue is. They'll be speaking arabic.
Going to be English, Arabic, or Chinese for everyone.
>>151117285
he dropped out of sea captain school to play dotka
>momentum based lineup
i thought cap was our guy
>>151116218
inb4 Toby is an ass and we are not working with him anymore
Screencap this, gaben will be posting tomorrow.
>>151117171
I just got raven after recycling Secret cards. Also there's no chance I'm playing that shit in the playoffs unless they pull off a miraculous run.
But they'll be knocked out tomorrow.
>biggest tournament of the year
>not even 150k viewers
>>151116880
>Little lacking in the qt department
Are there picture of the cute staffgirl?
That's all that matters in my life right now
>>151117280
REMINDER
>>151117321
>arguing with an animeposter as if their input matters even in the slightest
You are literally talking to a 13-16 year old. How do you not realize this?
>>151117490
>>151117294
mason and ixmike
ixmike drafts
>Still no sticky
>Still no thread on /sp/
How are we to surpass LeL like this bros?
>>151117163
>Singsing
Who?
SOMEONE POST THE CIA PLANE EDIT WITH PPD UNIVERSE AND BULBA
>>151117540
Why are you assuming I live in some subhuman nonEnglish place like Europe or America, pablo?
>>151116173
Reminder that Synderen is now officially better than Puppey
>>151117280
yeah, no, definitely not
>>151117586
>literal who team vs literal who team
nice shaman wards
>>151117546
rippa peperonis
>>151117270
His parents. IMO they really balanced him out and taught him to be realistic about what he can accomplish in Dota 2. You could see it in his attitude when he streamed. He never tried to be a huge streamer, he was always consistently going to the gym or going out to hang out with friends. He'd do funny shit like buying triple rapiers to try and solo an ancient just because the chat asked him to. Hell, I think he even played along with chat one time when they tried to get him a date. Jimmy "The Mercenary" "Pegasus" "Demon" Ho found his niche.
is EE Griffith?
why rtc even leave EG. weren't they consistently getting like top 3.
>>151117615
Former member of speed gaming
>>151117604
didn't mean to quote
>>151117490
>>151117370
>>151117070
>>151116994
cyborgmatt is a socialjustice crusader and hates capitalism
>Jimmy and now Synderen about to place higher than the "allstars" "dreamteam" secret
best TI if this happens
>>151116898
REMINDER: English is a European language
>>151117215
lol no
>>151117635
Because you act like an ant standing on the biggest pile of dogshit pretending to be better than the other ants.
>its 6:35am
>want to see Liquid to bring honor to Finland
>have to go 7am
I did not stay up whole night for this
>no one even commenting this game
>>151117715
Nope.
Griffith did nothing wrong. EE did everything wrong.
ZINNNDDDERRRMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYnuh0DEyKs
>zoning ravage
>still win fight
escape lol
>>151116973
4ASC
>>151117657
>>151117456
>jumping ship this hard
typical animeshitters
>>151117597
God damn does Envy have some shitty taste
>>151117751
>Synderen
lets not get ahead of ourselves
>>151117540
>>151117540
>Going to be English, Arabic, or Chinese for everyone.
Except Americans. They'll be speaking Spanish. Spanish is already the most spoken language among teens.
is anyone watching this game? who are we rooting for? i like era but i like SEA. i always root for the third world countries.
>our boy Synderen is losing
>>151117760
Good thing we speak American and not English
RECYCLE WHEN READY
>>151113812
>>151113812
>>151113812
>>151113812
RECYCLE WHEN READY
>>151113812
>>151113812
>>151113812
>>151113812
>>151117569
that would make me like gaben
anything to not have his 2k autism casts around anymore
>>151117819
H Y P E R X X X
>>151117597
so anime = autism?
>>151117794
>waiting for something to happen
>escape picking bad fights doesn't count
>>151117867
>synderen
kek
>>151117825
>Touhou
>anime
w-what?
>>151117492
>You will never want VR porn so badly that you work for 35 years to invent it, also time travel, just so middle age adult you can bring teenage you forward in time to experience that thing you wanted
>>151117597
nothing worth mentioning as bad taste unless you're some elite anime connoisseur like pic related
>>151117886
look around the site you're on
>>151117280
No, even /a/ hated EE because of his terrible taste. Fucking Universe has better taste in anime than he does. He's probably /jp/ given that he actually went over there and he always listens to anime OST during his streams.
>>151117597
>madoka
It's bleach with little girls. How does anyone like this shit?
>>151117597
ive heard steins gate is good.
im not an animeshitter so I have no idea, can someone confirm or deny?
>>151117846
yeah realistically speaking that probably won't happen, but a man can dream
>>151117819
Straight outta Trixis moms living room.
>>151117789
>have to go 7am
Where?
inb4 work
RIP
>>151117865
feels bad man
it's still been a good day though :^)
>>151117951
>my cartoon is better than your cartoon
my god no wonder he lost
>>151117960
>It's bleach with a redeeming factor
I don't like it but I can see why some people do
>>151117886
as an autist myself, yes
>>151117961
Pretty fucking overrated, the show basically reduces to a harem with a full retard protagonist.
So just like most anime that reddit/MAL likes nowadays.
>>151118198
Oh well, I've only seen 2 anime in my life.
(inuyasha, as a kid and one punch man)
>>151118198
rate these animu pls
>elfen lied
>ghost in the shell SAC
>serial experiments lain
>>151118467
>elfen lied
boring as shit and all the edge and gore are blatantly forced
>gits
gud
>sac
dunno
>lain
excellent
>>151118467
6
8
9
>>151117597
Literally reddil taste.
Anyone that actually like Code Geass got to have some mental problems. And of course he gives EVA 1 to look like some kind of cool anime rebel or something.
>>151116261
I know Dat feel
>>151117961
It's pretty good
Jerax vs Sonneiko
place ur bets everyone
so is dendi the captain for navi now or what?