/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General -

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>>151020127

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>>151021359

there are so many typos in the books god its annoying

>>151023914
You're not reading the fan translations, are you?

>>151024121
huh? im reading the actual book that was published by Little, Brown & Company

>>151024346
Oh, then they have no excuse.

>>151023914
I've heard that the newest official translation is garbage, with constant typos like Ayallac'h and alternating between Dijkstra and Dykstra, shit like that. Hell, the book's title is incorrectly translated as "The Tower of Swallows" yet in the book it's apparently properly translated as the tower of the swallow.

The publisher probably treats it as a video game tie in series and thus the quality control suffers as it usually does with crappy video game books.

>>151024671
it is spelt correctly then 2 rows later its wrong again

iono mang its just shit

well i guess i still get to read them so its okay i just kinda regret buying this edition and not the other one, maybe that was is better

Ok based on book Geralt, should I ask for coin for saving the guy at the start from the Griffon? Doing a run where I put Ciri on the throne and contemplating Radovid win the war as my 2 previous games I had ciri be a witcher and nilfgaard win but restore temeria.

>>151026225
>based on book Geralt
>Empress Ciri
u wot

but yeah Geralt undercharges habitually but that's not the same as no charge. Take the money.

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>>151026273
Yeah I know Ciri taking the throne is un book ish but I already did a book lore run with her being a witcher and romancing Yen.Poblem is, I never know how he would act in situations like the Griffon part and always take money, stay neutral in certain parts etc etc. Sen help.

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You!

Yes, you.

You're waifu is shit. She's poorly written, pandering garbage. I don't care who she is. She's shit. S. H. I. T. Shit. What's that? She's a critically acclaimed well written/acted/whatever character? Well, guess what. She's still shit. Because that character dies the second she enters your jizz-encrusted sock of a brain. Everything that made her interesting to a normal person is cast out, replaced with a shallow masturbatory parody.

Your.

Waifu.

A.

SHIT.

>>151026424
I was just avin' a giggle u awright m8?

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>>151026424
Book Geralt is poor as fuck so he usually wants to get paid. In the games it's easy to get rich so you're free to be more generous with the contracts and all but ultimately it's up to what you prefer.

>>151026764
At least according to Yennefer he's poor as fuck because he's shit at negotiating and undercharges, so it's open to interpretation.

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>"The La Valettes have never made and will never make a pact with Nilfgaard."
What happened?

>>151027540
>What happened?
Pragmatism

>>151027540
>>"The La Valettes have never made and will never make a pact with Nilfgaard."
>What happened?
Aryan died and/or Radovid alienated them

>>151026424
If he really needed the money, he would take it, but if he didn't need the money he would use that opportunity to be a moralfag and just refuse the money.

But I don't know, he was really pissed and so close to Yennefer all that time, he may have just refused all together.

Just be more neutral than usual, but if a severe crime is going to be made (like the children of the orphanage in the swamp are possibly threatened), he would act.

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Antone notice that at the start when visiting white orchard you see O'dimm talking to a peasant? Wonder about what.

>>151027540
Rad the mad happened.

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>>151027679
>Antone notice that at the start when visiting white orchard you see O'dimm talking to a peasant?
No. Tell me more

>>151027540
Morvran used his dic— I mean, diplomacy skills, to secure their support.

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>>151027785
I know he is there at the start but when the man tells the barkeep to remove the lilies and the 2 witchers walk in you see O'dimm already conversing with a peasant.

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>>151027868

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>>151027540
Sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and get on your knees.

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>>151027986
:3

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>>151027898
Just makes me think who else he is fucking while dealing witht he Olgierd situation.

>>151027868
And he seems to be really listening to Geralt's conversations, was way too creepy replaying the game after knowing what Gaunter really is.

>>151028142
Time is meaningless to him so it's impossible to measure ;_;

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>>151028209
>his creepy obsession with Geralt's motives for finding Yennefer
>the relish in his voice when he says "The Butcher of Blaviken"

he's cookin something up

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>>151028209
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>>151028327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHP5urdhYtQ

>>151027868
>>151028209
>>151028213
>>151028327
>>151028401

Goddamn Georgians.

>>151028401
>>151028327
damn that guy is still giving me the chills

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>>151028701

If I had Gaunter's theme music I'd whistle it all the time too. My theme music is shit.

>People actually believe CDPR are going to make an Enhanced Edition for Witcher 3

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/111651-GOTY-edition-questions

Hahahaha

>>151029045
I want to believe

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Enhanced Edition, you say?

>>151029675
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1814/?
Thanks a lot, GOD.

Is the mod any good?

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>>151029857
>Is the mod any good?
'Good'? Of course it's good! Who do you take me for?

>>151029675
Wait, going to call a team of lawyers first, whatchu think we are, devil boy?

>>151030205
>thinking you can out-lawyer up Gaunter
Olgierd tried that and look where it got him

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For Open Sesame I went to Casimir, told him I didn't want him after talking him down from the roof, then he blew himself up.

So I took Quinto and during the vault scene I sided with Ewald, killed Horst, killed Quinto, then decided to kill Ewald too because I wanted the documents and he was trash just like his brother.

So basically everyone's fucking dead.

Is that the bad outcome?

If I had taken Casimir, I would have had to kill a lot of guards, but then siding with Ewald he would have survived, and I could have then killed Ewald without killing Casimir right?

What about siding with Horst, killing Ewald, then killing Horst? Would Quinto have died?

I feel like I shouldn't have dispensed with two interesting NPCs but at the same time I doubt they contain any further value or even show up anywhere in the world right?

>>151030364
They're Season of Storms references so they never show up again, no.

>>151030462
Then I guess they can all stay dead.

>>151030339
He was such an idiot though, "I want to live like there is no tomorrow" = heart of stone, "I want to be immortal me and my wife" but he did not exactly specify how, and his money going back to him wish was standard.

Seriously, he was a moron, no wonder Gaunter hand-picks his victims.

>>151030591
>He was such an idiot though, "I want to live like there is no tomorrow" = heart of stone, "I want to be immortal me and my wife" but he did not exactly specify how,
That was before he got the game. He lawyered up for the last three, which is where Geralt comes in.

>>151029045
They will and it will add even more Triss among other things.

>>151030671
It better be free of charge for people who own it + expansions on GOG.

Fuck Triss tho.

>>151030702
this tbqh

>>151030702
It will be, I don't doubt it.

>Fuck Triss
My Geralt certainly will.

>>151030702
It will be free for those who bought the main game and expansions, but I doubt it will really bring any new content, sadly.

>>151031192
I wonder how they want to "enhance" the game beyond what was already done in the patches.

If you compare the game today with what was launched it's almost night and day, just so many more options to controls, HUD and gameplay.

>>151031279
>I wonder how they want to "enhance" the game beyond what was already done in the patches.
bugfixing and further optimization

>>151031307
Sure I guess. And bundle the expansions into one game install with DLC and shit.

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>>151030671
I want this. Not for Triss, but just to see everyone lose their shit again.

>>151027986
>>151028114
pottery

While we're on the topic, I'm about to complete HoS and will then start Blood and Wine.

What to expect from B&W? I don't mean story wise, just content/variety/length.

Is it as good as I am hoping?

I really like about HoS that it takes a complete step away from the White Frost plot line, and I was hoping that B&W will do that even more extremely and just be a really nice fresh setting.

>>151031279
I am only interested in the story additions, but those are the ones least likely to get. I don't really care about another inventory overhaul or other gameplay changes.

They are bringing back the voice actors for Gwent anyway, it would be nice to throw us a bone and do a proper EE.

>>151031459
It will do that as it is set three years after the main story, just don't expect the story to be as good as HoS.

>>151031470
>They are bringing back the voice actors for Gwent

The what now?

>>151031397
I can tolerate more laughably bad Triss stuff if the rest of the added content was good. hell, it adds spice. Not like I'll ever see it outside this thread anyway.

>>151031459
B&W on the whole is signiicantly longer than HoS but the main quest is actually shorter, oddly enough. The whole thing is much more light hearted and it's mostly one off sidequests with various gimmicks.

>Is it as good as I am hoping?
No idea.

>and I was hoping that B&W will do that even more extremely and just be a really nice fresh setting.
Well it is totally different.

>>151031397
Honestly I would love to see the Lodge subplot expanded and Triss having some role there. I don't really need more romance scenes, we already have some great ones, especially since the waifu patch.

>>151031470
Like how hard can that be? If they already have newbies in the Krakow team and they already have some seniors from the Warsaw team in Krakow, just let them enhance their skills after making Blood and Wine by remaking some quests and cut content, how hard is it to convince the fucking management at CDPR?

>>151031523
>It will do that as it is set three years after the main story, just don't expect the story to be as good as HoS.

But I don't need to have completed the main story right? I explicitly started playing from a near-endgame save but not actual endgame, because I didn't want to be over leveled. I'm just before Through Space and Time now.

>>151031523
>It will do that as it is set three years after the main story,
That's so weird and awkward btw.

>Geralt is settled down innawoods/Kovir/kill
>Three years later leaves for Toussaint without telling anybody so we can do totally different stuff

Why even give it a date? Just say "this is an isolated story with fuck all to do with everything else". HoS did.

>>151031534
Gwent will have fully voiced 10 hour+ campaigns for each faction, choices and consequences as well, and the cards you have are contextualized to be your "army" or "party" instead.

>>151031534
Gwent Standalone, the beta starts in September and the game will eventually have several 10 hour campaigns which will be fully voiced.

>>151031594
>we already have some great ones, especially since the waifu patch.
coprophiliacs pls go

>>151031601
Lots of quest scripting and shit. it's not just recording new lines of dialogue if you want anything satisfying. I'd love a proper EE but it's just not gonna happen. Especially for free. CDPR don't do that no mo

>>151031604
B&W assumes you've cmpleted the main story even if you haven't.

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>>151031689
Campaigns as in Witcher 3 gameplay, or just Gwent games?

>>151031689
>Gwent will have fully voiced 10 hour+ campaigns for each faction, choices and consequences as well, and the cards you have are contextualized to be your "army" or "party" instead.
predicting this will actually suck and you have to give me ten dollars if I'm right

>>151031750
Gwent games. All conflicts between Vergen/Mad Rad/Nilfgaard/the Aen Elle are solved via a children's card game.

>>151031809
>gwent
>children's card game
delet

>>151031604
Yeah, it is unlocked after you save Dandelion, but it will always act like you finished the main game anyway, which is a shame because HoS had dialogue changes and a secret ending if you do it before KM.

>>151031625
>That's so weird and awkward btw.

I get it, but they wanted to make an expansion that is a closure and retirement party for Geralt, I would personally have went for the separate story to avoid as many goddamn fanservice bullshit as possible, but whatever fanservice was there was done in an exquisite manner, so I am not that mad.

>>151031709
>coprophiliacs pls go
No, I think I'll stay and continue loving Triss.

>>151031750
Gwent games, but it will supposedly have some other gameplay features, it's still early, but it won't have TW3 like quests and gameplay for sure.

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>>151031809
>Gwent games. All conflicts between Vergen/Mad Rad/Nilfgaard/the Aen Elle are solved via a children's card game.

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>>151031850
did you just use a decoy on my mysterious elf

>>151031750
>>151031809

There will be storyboards set in the style of the Witcher 3 flashbacks, with a narrator and the original voice actor reprising their roles, there will be a world map for each campaign, so you can go different paths, hopefully it will be good, but even if they made a very awesome Wild Hunt campaign for example, it will never be the same as having a better last act for Witcher 3 with them being fleshed out in that game instead.

>>151031892
>which is a shame because HoS had dialogue changes and a secret ending if you do it before KM.

Before Kaer Morhen?

This would be the widow right? That's way way early though. I did it before completing the main story and Reason of State because I heard that would impact it too.

>>151031892
>but whatever fanservice was there was done in an exquisite manner,
Felt pretty forced and awkward to me. I don't get everyone drooling over Regis. But to each their own I guess.

>retirement party
>closure
No closure unless they fix the main game's endings tbqh

>>151032006
I'm doing it pre-return to Kaer Morhen and it owns. That Olgierd fight is epic when Olgierd is a red skull.

>LET THE MUSIC PLAY ON

>>151032006
No no, merely Geralt would be able to ask one other thing to Gaunter if he sides with him, how to find Ciri.

And yeah, the countess mignole and a conversation with Vesemir about her.

Honestly, I think Gwent will flop. I wish CDPR well, but I doubt it will really take off. I'll still give single player content a chance though.

>>151032106
>>LET THE MUSIC PLAY ON
Justly said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2QX6Lm4iXE

>>151032143
>Vesemir had a long time affair with a noble lady with Yen's VA
pottery?

>>151032027
I don't disagree at all, why they went for expansions when their main game needed fixing is beyond me.

>>151032189
To me Gwent is very fun as part of Witcher 3 because it serves as much needed downtime (you can't even stay overnight in a tavern or sit down for a fucking drink).

But a whole game about it will make me sick of it after an hour for sure.

>>151032189
I'll give the single player content a chance but only if it's no P2W always online bullshit.

>>151032191
>Vesemir's voice actor voiced Eredin in the first Witcher

pottery?

>>151032308
>>Vesemir's voice actor voiced Eredin in the first Witcher

VESEMIR CONFIRMED FOR TRUE KING OF THE WILD HUNT

KAER MORHEN WAS AN INSIDE JOB

>>151032189
I don't know, I will mainly play it for the campaigns, but if it gets reworked and balanced for multiplayer we may actually have a really damn good card game at our hands here.

>>151032269
Yeah, I think CDPR overrated the love people feel for Gwent, it's a great little mini game, but I just don't see it being strong enough to stand on its own.

>>151032384
CDPR has never been good at balance so I don't trust this to happen at all.

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>>151032373
No, it was I, LAMBERT!

I AM THE WILD HUNT!

>>151032295
I honestly don't care about online one bit, not my thing, won't even play it.

>>151032384
Me too, the campaigns are what really interest me. Maybe it will work out, I'm not that into card games anyway so I could be wrong.

I'd actually rather they expand the adventure game and make it deeper than play Gwent tbqh

>>151032516
>I honestly don't care about online one bit, not my thing, won't even play it.
That's why I put that disclaimer. if online is mandatory on some level I'm not bothering

>>151032506
>Remember Blaviken, Geralt? Remember when you were forced to kill someone you felt sympathy for rather than let a greater evil transpire?
>It was me, Geralt, I was that princess!

>>151033217
Online is free to play, but whether it will be pay to win, remains to be seen. From the info I read so far, it seems the single player campaigns won't be free and will be sold separately.

>>151033354
>Online is free to play, but whether it will be pay to win
Free to play ALWAYS means pay to win.

>>151033461
They have already confirmed that you can buy card packs for real money in addition to the single player campaigns. I don't think it will be pay to win though, they'll make enough money to keep things balanced, plus p2w would mean negative PR and I doubt they'd want that.

>>151033938
>s. I don't think it will be pay to win though, they'll make enough money to keep things balanced, plus p2w would mean negative PR and I doubt they'd want that.
CDPR has reached the level of success where video game 'journalists' will suck their cock no matter what minus the occassional clickbait sexism article.

>>151034070
Sure, but they're still seen as a company that cares about its fans and community and wants to deliver the best possible product and they want to keep it that way. Making Gwent pay to win would go directly against all that. I think they have ample opportunities to fuck up the story and gameplay of their future products but I doubt they'd intentionally make any of their games pay to win.

>>151034396
>, but they're still seen as a company that cares about its fans and community
Yes and they've reached the level where they have enough general appeal to get a minority of fanatics that will defend everything they do.

>Making Gwent pay to win would go directly against all that.
They've already announced it will be pay to win. How can "buy cards with real money in free game" be anything else?

>>151033461
I think those powerful cards will be limited, like maybe they would force some card number restrictions on certain card types like heroes, but we will see.

>>151034475
By that standard Hearthstone would also be considered pay to win. You can buy card packs with random drops or you can earn them in game.

>>151034656
>By that standard Hearthstone would also be considered pay to win.
GEE YOU THINK

>>151034726
Why so snarky? I have no interest in card games and if the Gwent campaigns are really supposed to fill in the gaps that the main game left it annoys me rather than making me interested, but the doom and gloom of this place is also unhealthy. If you think it's pay to win then don't give them money for it and go make yourself heard on the places where CDPR actually listens.

>>151034923
>If you think it's pay to win then don't give them money for it
Don't intend to.

>and go make yourself heard on the places where CDPR actually listens.
Which is where exactly? I've tried. You just get ignored or shouted down. Probably because almost no one bothers.

>>151034923
No fuck you, it's all over, CDPR is dead, DEAD!!!!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10943861

Would you rather have W3 EE or Gwent campaigns, /wtc/?

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>>151035079
Why is this even a question?

>>151035079
Things I would rather TW3 EE than

>Blood and Wine Expansion
>Hearts of Stone expansion
>The ability to save a Trissfag's life by pissing on them while they're on fire

>>151035079
I don't think there is a witcher fan on the planet who would rather have Gwent campaigns over EE.

>>151034991
Yeah, doubt they read the forum, and if you say anything bad about a Witcher game in the witcher reddit you will get downvoted quick, so send emails I guess.

>>151035018
It is. Will get progressively worse from here on out - mark my words.

>>151035229
Who do I email?

>>151035163
>>151035197
>>151035203

Finally, thought the witcher fanbase went full retard, there is still hope left.

>>151035283
Marcin.

>>151034656
>By that standard Hearthstone would also be considered pay to win.
Is it not?

>>151035163
People here were pretty evenly split when asked the question "would you have preferred CDPR to make an EE instead of B&W?".

>>151035197
>while they're on fire
If Triss decides she wants to set her fans on fire, you have no business saving our lives, it's the goddesses decision and must be respected.

>>151035318
Can you be more specific? There's like 200 of them.

>>151035351
B&W is a proper expansion, Gwent is well...gwent.

>>151035351
>People here were pretty evenly split when asked the question "would you have preferred CDPR to make an EE instead of B&W?".
Probably because the concept of "TW3 EE" is quite vague and B&W is an already existing expansion with a lot of content. If you look at TW2 EE it actually didn't add that much substantial content, so even if TW3 got one it wouldn't guarantee any proper story fixes. In that sense it would be safer to just bet on B&W.

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>>151035351
>EE or B&W
That's a more difficult question.
Would EE have roughly as much content as B&W?

>>151035229
Official forums and reddit are the places they read and respond to the most. I wonder if they ever come to this shithole?

>>151035490
And you got a good expansion with a shitty story when you could have had some story fixes for the main game, happy now?

>>151035617
Even if some of them do by some miracle, doubt they would come here to not shitpost.

>>151035490
It should be understood that in the context of /wtc/ "EE" means a heavily polished third act, restored cut content, and Iorveth.

>>151035539
Quality over quantity.

>>151035539
>Would EE have roughly as much content as B&W?
I think that's pretty surely a no. Far too much effort to amp up the game that much. But I'd prefer some fixes to BaW, tbqh. Would I pay 15 bucks for it? Maybe...

>>151035717
>Quality over quantity.
Let me rephrase that: would EE have as much money and effort pumped into it?

>>151035690
Marcin Iwinski is actually "I'm going to" anon.

>>151035841
I don't knw how much it would cost and how many man hours it would take so no idea.

>>151035845
Marcin wrote the waterhag fic

>>151035845
>>151035893

And he wrote the Cow Yennefer fic, typical shanifag

>>151035618
Why so fucking antagonistic? And you're assuming I liked B&W which I didn't, I've already discussed it in depth in earlier threads why I don't. I just explained the discrepancy.

>>151035717
>It should be understood that in the context of /wtc/ "EE" means a heavily polished third act, restored cut content, and Iorveth.
And it should be understood that such a case is just a dream at best and never going to happen. There is no reason for CDPR to dump resources into a game that's already earned them endless praise just because a minority demands it. They half-assed the waifu patch and got praise for it, there's no reason to assume they'd actually work on the shitty final act and properly polish it the way people on /wtc/ would like them to.

>>151036012
>And it should be understood that such a case is just a dream at best and never going to happen.
Oh damn, you're right. Don't know what we were thinking. I mean, I only put that poal up because I thought /wtc/ would convince them to do otherwise

>>151036046
I'm trying to be realistic but sure, go cry and bitch some more, that will surely make a change.

>>151036127
>the point
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>your head

also how's that iron knee treating you?

>>151036012
>Why so fucking antagonistic? And you're assuming I liked B&W which I didn't, I've already discussed it in depth in earlier threads why I don't. I just explained the discrepancy.

Sorry for that then, thought you were one of the retards over here that represent the mainstream new fanbase.

Kill all royals, Annarietta and Syanna included, tbqh

>>151036492
Ciri as well, as she is a royal as well.

>>151036570
agreed comrade Stefan

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>>151036681

Democracy at all costs, brother!

>>151036492
I'll make Syanna my salt wife.

>>151036492
Even Meve? ;_;

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>>151036570

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>>151036904
Did we start the fire, brother?

>>151036923
She must pay for her crimes. Slavery is an abomination. The guillotine will serve.

>>151037068
She ded.

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>You do not fear death. Your punishment must be more severe.
What did he mean by this?

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>>151037125
Yesh, the fire rises!

>>151037125
Who's talking about slavery? She'll have it good. Also, serving for a while will do that uppity cunt some good.

morvran > duny

>>151037728
Voorhis rules for like 11 years, meh

>>151037829
Depending on when he's coronated that could be a pretty good run.

>>151037829
but he has a bigger dick and gets to fuck ciri. he excels at everything duny fails at

>>151037906
>>151037929

True, he would be the one to actually rule while Ciri sits around eating vanilla pudding.

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>>151037929
>>151038008

>>151036904
Hey Stefan, how's it hanging?

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>>151038275

It's fine and dandy here! Made some new friends, they also shared my desire for democracy!

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Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.

>>151027540
Can somebody explain something to me that I never understood:

How can a Nilfgardian general just march around in the middle of Redania controlled Novigrad?

>>151039237
Novigrad isn't controlled by Redania (not until the very end, at least, and it's never really mentioned that a takeover happens).

>>151039237
That was before Radovid took Novigrad.

>>151039237
Novigrad is a neutral city state until ear the very end of the game because plot and cut content

>>151032189
>>151032269
speak for yourselves, i'm going to preorder it and buy all dlc for it! and all online packages for pay2win! I love the gewent!

I am going to do sexual things to Ciri.

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>>151040392

I'm going to marry Mottle!

Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.

>>151032189
it's free, and as long as it's not p2w bullshit (not bloody likely in an online card game) it'll be fun

>>151040782
>nude Gwent with Triss
Please CDPR, let this be a campaign in Play Gwent.

#killallwaifufags

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>>151040782

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>>151037929
>>151038008
Please, there's only one person Ciri's ever been wet for.

>>151041717
No one ever said she had to enjoy it. She's Morvran's fuck doll and sperm closet. Nothing more.

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>>151041819
>>151041717
>talking about Ciri this way

You should be ashamed

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>>151041819
No.

>>151041951
It was the canon Empress ending before CDPR chickened out and is the most logical and likely end result of her investiture.

ciri is a bad human being and a selfish entitled whiny brat

>>151041717
Cintra was shit, anyway

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>>151042069
Shut up, Geralt

>sexualising Ciri
>the purest girl in all of The Witcher

For SHAME

>>151042510
>thinking that falka is pure in any way

top kek

>>151042750
She is a pure slut.

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just finished the books and going to play the 3 games in order again

fuck, so many things make sense now, I loved lady of the lake and geralts band

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>>151042069
FALKA
A
L
K
A

>>151042827
>Milva
>Happy
The Witcher Animated Series looks weird

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>>151040782
>It's a game of skill, cunt.

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>>151042827
Geralt was actually being pretty understandable in that scene and the anons laughing at him are projecting their desire for a band of bros to come save them from themselves onto the book.

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Do you ever see an image and feel your heart rate increase?

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>>151043724
Yes.

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Was this ever in the game?

I kept expecting this epic scene with the emperor and all I got was him sitting behind a desk in a baddly lit room

>>151044053
Stop posting this you cuck

>>151044224
>Was this ever in the game?
Nope. Cut content.

>>151044259
I haven't posted it in ages.

>>151044224
Refusing to bow in front of all his men would be hilarious

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TW4 with Cirilli when?

>>151044507
And probably fatal.

>>151044586
Never. Generic witcher for you, Anon.

>>151044586
Hopefully never.

>>151044421
Never post it again

>>151044224
To be fair, it wouldn't have made sense to discuss important sensitive matters in front of a bunch of other people. Of course they could have introduced Emhyr in the throne room first and then moved to the smaller one later but eh.

>>151043724
My heart is beating like crazy watching that beautiful image of Triss. Thanks for posting, didn't see that one before.

>>151044717
f u I do wat I wnt

>>151045135
>To be fair, it wouldn't have made sense to discuss important sensitive matters in front of a bunch of other people.
It's possible that wasn't their first meeting and was about something else entirely. That was so far ago in development who knows.

>>151044224
I liked the final version instead of this one, the final version forces Geralt to get groomed to meet an Emperor, not in other games where you just bash the doors open while on your valiant steed and just go meet a ruler.

>>151042827
Good for you anon, but now the last act of Witcher 3 will seem that much worse.

>>151045385
In a Bioware game you could refuse to bow then right hook him in full view of the throne room and get off probably. It's nice when things go differently.

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more waifus please cdpr, your new fans need more

>>151045385
Hi Yahtzee

>>151045953
Yahtzee made a similar remark? huh, it seems he did not go full retard on Witcher 3 like the previous two, time to see his review I guess.

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>>151045828
I cringed

>>151045828
Fucking bioware crowd.

>>151045828
>roesmermemy thym
What did he mean by this?

>>151046407
>What did he mean by this?
I think he meant to say "buh buh buh"

>>151046407
Dandy's place in Novigrad.

discord when

>>151046815
Discord happened when CDPR catered to waifu fags

>>151046815
Make one faget

>>151046815
Make one

I just want to sex up my waifu any time I please, is that too much to ask CDPR. Sexing up waifus should be priority number on in EE.

>>151047390
>I just want to sex up my waifu any time I please, is that too much to ask CDPR.
Get a laifu and you can fuck a real waifu

>>151047804
>choosing disgusting 3D pigs

>>151047804
Pleb.

>>151048432
women are pretty hot irl. You'd know if you'd ever been in close proximity to one

>>151048585
>he prefers real women
lmao

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>>151048585
Anon, that's nasty.

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>>151048754
>>151048806
Yeah just look at how disgusting she is.

>>151051913
Meh, game Ciri is better.

>>151051913
She's got the psycho Falka eyes going on

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>>151051913
>nasty 3D pig trying to emmulate gorgeous 2D goddess
>fails miserably

>>151045542
>im-fucking-plying
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrT5szpMFnQ

The Emperor would probably be a romance option too

>>151052417
The Arishock was the only good thing about that game.

>>151052417
I give up Isabella to the Arishok every time. What a useless fucking whore.

>>151052941
>having taste this shit
wew

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I love ciri in falka mode

>>151053095
Me too. I'll always regret that they went full daughteru in TW3 instead, especially since there will never be a Ciri game.

>all that "she's not the girl you knew" stuff from the Ladies of the Wood and elsewhere never goes anywhere

>>151054038
She's not the same girl, now she hates Yen and loves Papa Emhyr.

>>151054261
but that's WRONG you fucking retard

>>151054402
Play the game you fucking retard, I fucking hate you so much.

>>151054261
Touché

about to start NG+ what mods should I get?

reminder that trolls are monsters and that witchers kill monsters

>>151054757
Lore friendly Witchers and Ciri, but only install the Witcher stuff and the part for Ciri's hair. The whore-makeup is canon.

Is captcha being a cunt for anyone else?

reminder that ciri is a monster and that witchers kill monsters

>>151055206
>Is captcha being a cunt for anyone else?
YES

are any graphics/ lightning mods worth it?

>>151055206
italian names everywhere and no numbers, I dont know why

>>151054757
fat tit ciri mod

>>151055208
>implying I'm not going to let ciri die

witcher 3 would be 32% better if the plot wasn't about ciri

>>151057208
Witcher 3 without Ciri wouldn't even be a recognizable game.

>muh marysue self insert plot
>being insecure about being upstaged by a fictional character that's in 10% of the game
go back to bioware general

>>151057392
Kill yourself

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>>151057208

>>151059723
Daughteru Ciri was a mistake

Falka 2016 Make the Elder Blood Great Again

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you guys think I played enough spies?

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Papa did nothing wrong

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>>151061701
:3

>>151063557
What's Emhyr doing by a fountain with drunk Ciri? That's silly.

>>151063860
He's going to dip her in the fountain to sober her up, obviously.

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>mfw Morvran was originally supposed to look like this
Did CDPR intentionally change his appearance so Ciri would choose papa over him?

>>151064552
They probably wanted to make him unappealing for muh bitter-sweet feels then chickened out at the last econd

I CAN'T WIN THIS FUCKING GWENT GAME AGAINST THE HALFLINGS

TWO CATAPULTS AND THREE DECOYS AND VILLENTRETENMERTH EVERY GODDAMN ROUND

>>151064625
But Voorhis is a total bro and Geralt actually takes a liking to him

>>151065049
>guy shows a modicum of basic friendliness to the self insert in a few scenes
>total bro
bar keeps dropping lower. At least Roche got "you" out of jail, even if his reasons were his own.

>no ending where Geralt dumps Yen to spend the rest of his days having gay sex with Ciri in Touissant

>>151040782
Why does this shit get posted and reposted again?
If you want to be edgy, post the Ciri/Mistle one.

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>>151065736
>Roche
>deserving of bro status

>>151066196
>gay sex with Ciri
What? ;_;

>>151043678
You are so very right.
Kind of weird this gets pulled out as super comfy moment. Probably by people that either haven't read the books or who aren't around other humans much.

>>151066605
>implying you wouldn't

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>>151065049
Morvran is okay, but too beta for my tastes.

>>151047804
+ 1 for you.

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Well, I'll be damned... that doppler mod is going to produce a ton of interesting stuff before GOTY is out.

>>151067219
Why does Morvran look like Ciri just ordered his execution?

>>151067468
Because he's next in line for a beheading after Yennefer.

Can someone do me a favour and post the ciri and Geralt wallpapers from the base game extras?

I just did a clean install and i want to fix my wallpapers without having to reinstall W3 right now.

>>151067616
Tbh, I would not mind that.

>>151067708
If you bought the game off GOG like you should have, you can just download the wallpapers without having to install the game

If you bought it off Gabe "the Jew" Newell I have no sympathy. Stop giving them your monies.

>>151062249
>Having 5 spies out and still losing the match
I can't even...

>>151067913
top quality shitpost, mate.

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I'd be there for Shani every night ;_;

>>151067468
Probably because she did. Meanwhile, Emhyr looks disappointed but he secretly keikaku'd the whole thing.

>>151063557
If you experience enough orgasms with/by another person, you'll fall in love with them.
That's science. How many times do you think it took Emhyr? Must have been a lot, since Ciri hated him when she went off to become Empress.

>Manticore is medium armor

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Medium armor is LITERALLY the stupidest FUCKING armor in history. It's neither light nor heavy. It serves no fucking PURPOSE god DAMN IT. I cant spec for agility, nor can I spec for tanking. It's shit. SHIT!

FUCK!

I have to stick to Feline forever, looks like.

>>151064703
Just wear the donkey ears. It's hilarious. You won't have to tell anyone you did it by sucking at Gwent, just say it was on purpose (spend all the money you can beforehand, though).

>>151068203
good thing all combat in w3 is completely trivial then.

>>151068384
But it ruins the immersion.

And I don't get that feeling in the expansions at all, in fact I got my ass handed to me in HoS a lot. Those fucking fallen knight mobs did me in.

The main game, sure, yeah, it's easy as fuck at high levels.

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>>151068147
NO.

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CURRENT CENTURY

>>151068203
glyphwords exist, anon

>>151068575
I dont know why people always use that instance.

He also says "it's the current century" to whats her face on skellige. It's like the exact same conversation too.

>>151068575
>glyphwords exist, anon

How do they work? I gave that cunt 5000 gold but didn't really understand the point.

>>151068757
You give the dude money and he turn he life aroun

>>151068203
Medium armor is fine. Griffin school techniques is alright, and if you're a halfway decent player the armor doesn't matter that much anyway. If it bugs you so, visit the runewright.

im too lazy to read through all this shit but is anything interesting going on here today or just the usual insanity

>>151068930
Fuck I laughed IRL

>>151068521
Daddy knows best, anon. And Ciri agrees.

>>151068998
I'm going to give Shani a wedgie!

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>>151068147
Just one was more than enough. Ciri has always liked him.

>>151068986
Still, the game clearly has too many sets of medium armor. It should have more light and heavy witcher gear.

I mean look at it:

Light
>Feline
Heavy
>Ursine
Medium
>Wolf
>Viper
>Manticore
>Griffin

What the fucking nigger dicks

>>151068757
You gotta invest twice more for the best enchantments (they are mostly meh, though). You can add slots to armor and swords, and enchant them. Need to throw some money on it, though. For list of enchantments, check google (there is one for making your equipment count as light, heavy or medium).

>>151068147
Phh... you ought to ask how many times it took Avallac'h then. And how come Yen did everything wrong by being the only moral paragon among the bunch.

>>151069268
The dlc armours are all medium to appeal to everyone. No one cares about min-maxing in a babbyshit game like this so most people will be happy with more jack-of-trades armours instead of heavy lore-breaking shit or useless light shit.

>>151069445
>(there is one for making your equipment count as light, heavy or medium).

So I could be using mastercrafted Ursine armor and have it modified to be light armor?

What the fuck isn't that imba as hell then?

>>151069480
>Avallac'h
He's too busy fucking that Aen Elle hooker.

>>151069268
Yeah, that's true.
In BaW, there's hardly any light armor even worth glancing at (I'm a light armor sort of person, myself). I played with my HoS gear for the longest time. Later went to try out all the grandmaster gear. Griffin is sort of fun, has cool perks (and looks ok-ish if you dye it some).

>>151069268
Theres that dark moon armor in HoS or whatever and nilfgaard armor.

>>151069480
Probably many more times, like the anon above pointed out, Emhyr might have had it easy. But Avallac'h had a couple of years. And apparently elves are fucking magic in bed.

>>151069678
What's your HoS gear?

Viper?

>>151069602
>So I could be using mastercrafted Ursine armor and have it modified to be light armor?
Yes, that't the purpose of those enchantments (it's arguable one of the few that doesn't suck balls).
>What the fuck isn't that imba as hell then?
I assume most people simply don't use it.

>>151069845
True, but the New Moon armor isn't as good as top tier Feline armor. I mean nothing can really beat Witcher gear.

>>151069845
New moon - and IIRC that's medium as well.

>>151069928
>What's your HoS gear?
Some oriental looking frock, can't recall the name. Looks neat, but kind of out of place in Toussaint. I was going to change to sth else, but, like I said, only heavy armor (and most of them look terrible), so I only swapped once I had some grandmaster diagrams.

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>>151068147
Let's just say she didn't need much convincing.

>>151070275
Oh, the Ofieri gear.

>>151070497
Yeah, it was some Ofieri stuff. I wore New Moon for a while (enchanted to light), I kind of like to mix it up a little after wearing Feline for so long.
Too bad I won't go with Unseen Elder, otherwise I might strut around in Tesham Mutna gear in White Orchard just for funsies. Too bad Yen is unlikely to comment either way.

>>151070779
>I kind of like to mix it up a little after wearing Feline for so long.

I feel you. Sometimes I re-spec and switch to Ursine, but lately I've been settling on Feline only but man I had wished to have a new true light witcher armor in the expansions, but fuck it I guess.

At least we get the grandmaster upgrade and Feline remains the best looking armor anyway.

Ursine is overengineered as shit, and Wolf still tacky.

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>>151069480
>And how come Yen did everything wrong by being the only moral paragon among the bunch.

>>151070965
>I had wished to have a new true light witcher armor
Definitely. I have no idea why they didn't, there's an abundance of medium/heavy around.
>Feline remains the best looking armor anyway
I still like it, but I'm not sold on the hoodie. I can hardly see Geralt's face in the cutscenes with it, which is a bit annoying to me (can't mod since console pleb).

>>151070449
>tfw no Emhyr bf

>>151071327
If you're posting here, you're probably too old for Emhyr.

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how self aware

>>151071236
>I still like it, but I'm not sold on the hoodie. I can hardly see Geralt's face in the cutscenes with it, which is a bit annoying to me (can't mod since console pleb).

Oh that sucks, I was gonna suggest this great mod that makes the hood be folded down.

>>151071868
Yeah. It's alright, though. Experimenting with the different witcher sets has been fun, seeing the perks in action and all.
I still maintain that the wolf 6-pieces-perk doesn't do squat, though.

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>>151072367

What is your favorite

1.Witcher short story
2. Witcher book
3. Witcher game
4. Witcher monster
5. Witcher character
6. Witcher musical theme
7. Witcher quest

>>151072367
>Sexualising the daughteru

>>151073475
But her outfits are already sexualized.

>chainmail
>open shirt with a nice solid ripped belly showing out

goddamnit, CDPR.

>>151073475
She's lie 21. Cut the cord, Geralt.

>>151072367
How does Ciri keep her hair tucked like that? She must have fairly long hair to make a bun like this, right? Is there a pic with her hair loose?

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>>151073601

>>151073141
1.Witcher short story
I can't read
2. Witcher book
I don't read
3. Witcher game
3
4. Witcher monster
Ekimmara are based
Leshen are fucking niggers
5. Witcher character
Yen because I'm sub
6. Witcher musical theme
I don't have ears
7. Witcher quest
The frost giant on Skellige is one of my all time favorite quests
The Gwent tournament was fucking based
The Oxenfurt Drunk
The whole Keira plot line was great

>>151073770
Appreciate it.
Bummer that she looks so snooty here. Guess it's her canon look.

Which Witchers would have been able to kill the high vampire in Novigrad aside from Geralt?

Those son of a bitches are tough. Vesemir probably would have done it, barely.

Not so sure about the others. Letho probably.