SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

I don't like mechanics.

first for vox waifus

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xth for ACK is BACK

>>151012862
>w<

>>151012862
>>151012847
Fuck i still had 20 second cooldown from posting in the old thread and missed it. oh well.

can you excrete auto-injectors directly into a beaker or do you need to extract the contents with a syringe only

We must gentrify the ack and play as proper, upstanding spookmen before any shitters such as sawbones try to take hold of them and corrupt their image once more.

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>>151012749
>tfw concealed skin slime human
>3 diona with stun batons on your head and shoulders
>pAI slotted into your pda
>Syringe of carp pheramones in one pocket
>Wireless enabled Intellicard AI in the other
>6 borers
>Belt of pokemon
>Boxes of baby space carp, slime + rabid slime grenade, and spiderlings, radio mmi's, switchtool and a borg frame in your backpack
Who here [Master Tamer]???

Guys quick how much is 1% of 200???

15 Cryo
15 Clonex
50 Anti Toxin
20 alkysine
>>151013181
2

>>151013181
20

>>151013181
2?

>>151013267
>>151013270
>>151013278
OK quick but how much is 1% of 100%??

punishedchiot is 2hotdogs

>>151013328
1? Did you not pay attention in school?

>>151013347
but is 2hotdogs 2beard

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>>151013126
I put in a lot of hard work trying to make a good name for skelingtons, but I still get meme'd on from time to time

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>>151013328
>how much is % of %

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>>151010051

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>>151013489
I prefer this one
if you consider that you need to have at least 10% (10u in a 100u beaker) then you realize there's no room for tricord

>>151013328
1%

>>151013171
>slime+rabid slime grenade
??????

quick create the perfect 300u beaker for cryo

>>151013745
90 Cryo
90 Clonex
30 Alkysine
30 Anti Toxin
30 Doctor's Delight
15 Ryetalyn
15 Dexalin Plus

>>151013626
Which is just silly cause a fresh clone has no use for it.

>>151013572 Math does in fact work like that. It's not what they meant, but it works.
Percent || Per cent || Per 100|| Divided by 100

100% = 100/100 = 1
1% = 1/100 = .01

1% * 100% = 1 * (1/100) = (1/100) = 0.01 = 1%

>>151013817
for inaprovaline in a fresh clone?
it would keep them from dying of suffocation if the person cloning them forgot to collect them right away

>>151013697
You use the grey slime reaction to make slimes and have one of the nades use the rabid reaction.

>>151013745
120 clonex
120 cryox
60 alkysine

>>151013745
>150 nutriment
>150 corn oil
THICC

>>151013907
Making tricord in the cryo does jack shit for them.

>>151013745
290u tricord
9u coffee

>>151014018
what they're saying is that you're going to get tricord no matter what if you stick a clone into a cryo mix that has anti-tox because it mixes in their blood

>>151014040
Stop using dex+. Seriously. There's never any need ever for it to be in a cryomix. If you're using cryo to heal any resp. damage on it's own, you're doing it completely wrong. Anyone with resp+other damage will heal both out FINE if you just leave the dex+ out of the mix.

>>151014040
>efficiant

>>151014281
I can't get this stupid thing to spell check me
I also get very embarrassed playing space because I make so many spelling errors

>>151013982
Step up your game senpai

Lemon juice
Lime juice
Orange juice
Potato juice
Berry juice
Watermelon juice
Apple juice
Tomato juice
Banana juice
Carrot juice

flour
rice
cinnamonium
ketchup
sugar
milk
cream

nutriment
corn oil

>>151014343
Play typing speed games until you fix your shit senpai.

>>151014448
nothing wrong with my typing, I literally can't remember how to spell the words

>>151014515
It'll make you spell shit. Maybe see if lumosity has vocab games. Should be able to get a set of english vocab flash cards on Anki that are normally used for ESL's. That'll get you back in shape.

I want to take Reica carter into chemistry and force her to do a good job!

I'm the headmin now.

t. the headmin

Open the hedge.

i want reica to force her 10u lexorin pill down my throat!

>>151014917
That'd be something to see. Like 5 assistants forcing her to work.

>>151015060
I want her to tell me I'm a good boy as she massages my throat to make it go down!

I don't know why you guys care having two people in chem is a pain unless the second person go gets more large beakers or something and even then the other person usually makes chems in different amount pills with different colors and pisses me off immensely and goddamn just fuck off and i'll do it all

>>151015271
The rule of medbay is only the most autistic is left while the rest fuck off, log off, or get killed. Extras means at least there's something in the fridge.

PRAETORIAN 678 SO MAD

30 Cryo
30 Clonex
10 Alkysine
10 Anti Toxin
10 Doctor's Delight
5 Ryetalyn

available at round-start:
Cryo
Anti Toxin
Doctor's Delight

that leaves only 3 you need to make:
Clonex
Ryetalyn
Alkysine

but what to do with that last 5u? you have to make dex+ anyway, so that seems the most logical

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Chiot is a cute brown girl!

>>151015718
GRENADE PRIDE
MUHREENS WIDE
What happened. Rokkit snipe?

>10u dermaline = 150 burn damage healed
I have been wasting excessive amounts of the stuff then

>wanted to restrain clown and force-feed her own space lube after we catch here
>finally catch her
>her beaker is empty
CLOWNED AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

do space drugs heal clowns?

>>151016317
No but I think banana might.

Also a GREAT cryo chem for collecting valids is holy water.

>>151016368
>Also a GREAT cryo chem for collecting valids is holy water.
it's a bit meta/power gaming but I can't say I wont try it as a filler
I'll just make up some in-game reason like joining the priests religion and wanting to bless everyone
or maybe I'll just say I'm trying to murder ayyys ;^)

Idea:
>100u nutriment and 100u corn oil
With
>100 mint toxin mix
There, perfect antag cryo mix

>>151016617
When are you ever going to have 100u of mint toxin?

>>151016657
Whenever you learn how to use silicon laws.

>>151016617
I'd rather add small doses of synaptizine or mind breaker to an actually good mix
that way the other doctors wont check the mix because it's healing effects will be real, but the long-term side effects will get 'em
plus, you could easily sneak in as not-doctor and add a drop of mindbreaker to the beaker

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>>151016709
>tfw not human
>tfw silicons generally help me anyway, but I always make sure to ask nicely
>that one secborg on asimov that tazed me every time he saw me because lol not human

>>151016021
That doesn't seem quite right. Last time I tested it pretty sure it was 75 burn on average from 10 dermaline.

Who would be more likely to dominate and sexually bully the other?

Reica or Felicity?

>>151016896
well I'm going off notes that Ginger made here;
http://pastebin.com/xb67nELn

>>151016912
Reica
But she will only bully and dominate me!

>>151016854
>tfw a nonhuman gives you shit and you keep bending over backwards to use every loophole you can to shit on them
I love you polite guys. Ya'll better than most of the hoomans.

>>151016745
>All those times nanites cryo gets them
Feels malfuction man...

DUDE WHAT IF
as antag fill cryo with medical nanites
Cyber horrors are play controlled right?

>>151016976
Per https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm

/datum/reagent/kelotane/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M)
if(..()) return 1
M.heal_organ_damage(0, 2 * REM)

/datum/reagent/dermaline/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M)
if(..()) return 1
M.heal_organ_damage(0, 3 * REM)

>>151016997
>loopholing
Watch out, that is grounds for a silicon ban.

>>151017395
Cum at me bro. Don't be a shitter if you don't want to get shit on.

>>151017201
Nope. Ded as a post while you watch a simple mob get dunked on.

>>151017201
A) it would only work if there was no cryox in there, it renders med nanites moot
B) no, they're not player controlled, they're simple mobs
I think that was to avoid people turning themselves into horrors to griff and collect valids

would it be possible to grind up one of those robot burgers and dump the active ingredient into the mix?

>>151018006
Yes

>>151018025
it doesn't convert you right away, right? you might not pop until after you'd left medbay?

>>151018006

Autist nanites from mommi spaghetti is better. Mommis then have to avoid humans and are unable to snitch about cyro being sabotaged.

>>151018197
brilliant
because then you get ahelp valids when they inevitably break those laws

Can genetics make backups of whoever they want, or is it reserved for special higher ups like the captain?

Genetics can backup monkeys if they want to.

Genetics can backup monkeys if they want to fuck.

>>151019007
Monkey fuckers please leave

>>151019278
>not fucking monkey woman
What are they gonna do, scream PISS over the radio and irradiate you?

Daily reminder that waifus who are cloned have their hymens restored.

>>151019535
Invisible irradiation monkeys is annoying as shit.

>>151019632
Daily reminder that you are a cancer on this server, you, and every single one of the pathetic, massive faggots who still bother with the shitty, cringy waifu meme.

Fuck off, and stop beating a dead whore.

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i'm really not good at bar designs I just made up something really badly

>>151020023
It wasn't bad.

t. MoMMI

>>151020023
better than DUDE WOOD at least

>>151020098
>not appreciating wood
What's wrong with you

>>151020098
>not getting hard wood on the floor

>>151020189
Wood is to be used sparingly. It is an accent.

The modern day bar is a disgusting abomination, and every time I look at it, I get a bit more depressed. It could be so much better, but nobody has ever taken the time to fix it.

>>151020189
it's boring

>>151012701
>dumblr filename

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>>151021074
>muh tumblr boogiemens

>>151020023
>Not 8 different shades of multicolour vomit for lighting
I guess that's my special touch when we Bar autism together

>>151021460
You're the designer not me, I just always stood around watching like a dork

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>>151021175
spotted newfriend

can you treadmill beepsky using your idless self s bait?

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>>151012701
How do time-release pills work?
And how do I get them?

>>151021868
CRIMINAL DETECTED

>>151021612
That's okay, I like to build

>>151022070
Dunno.
Premium item in the medvends.

>>151022070
Put 20u water and 20u potas 5u sugar into the pill.
5u sugar metabolizes in like 10 seconds and after the sugar has metabolized the other reagents will mix.

You get them by inserting a silver/gold/diamond coin into a medvendor.
You can only insert reagents with a syringe.

>>151021868

You and Felicity would make great friends.

>>151022140
it really sucks you can't make time delay smokes with them, I wish they worked a bit differently.

>>151012701
does 4chan have a colonial marines server?

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>wake up
>64x64 still not reverted

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>wake up
>2hotdogs still not banned

>>151022452
>Doesn't want qt waifus in hd

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>>151012701
>Fork fed a fat person mint toxin, gibbing them. Gave no reason in ahelps besides "fat oppression." Upped to four days after he posted in the thread about it while the round was still going.

This fucking server holy shit

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>wake up
>still alive

>>151022140
Do you have to put the sugar into the pill first or the water/potass blows up?

And do the reagents activate while still in pill form or do they have to be swallowed?

>>151022805
The reagents only react once sugar has metabolized.
The pill itself acts like a stasis beaker until sugar has completely metabolized.

>>151022593
>mint toxin
?

>>151023204
If you're fat mint toxin gibs you.
Comes from the mint in the chef's back room

>>151023204
It's only wafer thin.

>>151012701
wait is PunishedChiot 2hotdogs or something?

Is that why he acts like such a faggot?

>>151023460
Yes, yes

>>151023460
Just a meme

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>>151012701
What's the fastest way to get the shuttle called?

I once bombed all of medbay and the faggot captain still didn't call it.

What the fuck

>>151024075
Singularity with a beacon.

>>151024075
Gibbingtons

>>151024075
if you want to do something good do it yourself, dumbass
>What's the fastest way to get the shuttle called?
by using emag on comms console.

>>151024075
Consider necking yourself faggot. Think of everyone you're shitting on so you can look at meaningless text colored green. You probably pen and spaced or emagged your "obj" too you fucking faggot. You don't even have the balls to take the ID of someone who can call it and do it yourself.

>>151024343
wow, edgy

>>151024343
kill yourself, antags can do whatever the fuck they want.

>>151024575
Just cause you "can" shit in the pool doesn't mean you aren't fouling the water. Take some responsibility for the quality of the server you piece of shit.

I've not been playing long and my mix is
30u Clone
30u Cryo
10u Alk
5u Rye
5u Dex+
10u Anti-tox
10u Bicaridine

One person called it good but then the CMO called it shit and killed himself so I dunno

>>151024676
CMO's have terminal autism. Don't worry, it wasn't your fault.

>>151016976
>Someone has the thing I made when I was first learning medbay
Wow
Anyway, yeah, the dermaline is wrong in that one. For some reason, I forgot to half ot from the REM.

>>151024669
kys, baysperg

>>151024669
If I think it's fun to bomb the entire station as an antag then I'm gonna do just that. I don't care if you're not having fun, do you want changelings to not kill and succ people as well since it takes them out of the round? Maybe you should find another server and stay there.

>>151024343
>why are these antags ruining my mining/science/engineering/genetics autism projects!

>>151024075
Subvert the ai and have them deposed the bridge and captains quarters after they call the shuttle.

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>>151024669
>you piece of shit
he is just incompetent and its antag job to be dick, hugbox retard

>>151024075
Walk into medbay and top the cryo mixes with leporazine, they will never find out what's wrong with it and then the CMO will call the shuttle

>>151024669
>waaaah
No, you are piece of obnoxious, autistic shit.

>>151024865
There's being a dick and there's doing pointless shit for fucking nothing. There's no back and forth no conflict just whelp you got meme'd bro time for a round restart so everyone has to set shit up again.

>>151024849
Go bully the validhunters and drop them off at medbay instead of haha emagged a jumpsuit/pen spaced my target time to send signal for my green colored text!

>>151025030
Whenever I play antag I'm going to bomb the entire station and then not call the shuttle just to appease this faggot.

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>>151025030
>>151012701

>bomb station, dont do objectives
>WAAAH WHY ARE YOU ABUSING YOUR ANTAG ROLE BAN HE. THINK OF THE ENGINEERS

>do objectives, call shuttle
>WAAAAAAH WHY ARENT YOU SPICING UP THE ROUND WAAAH BAN HE

What the fuck do you want you schizophrenic faggot?
Fuck out of here.

>>151025529
Oh wow it's almost like different people can have different tastes.

>>151025717

>>151025030
>>151024669
>>151024343

but it's the same fucking person you moron

>>151025242
Please do, it would be better than what currently happens
>Explosion wipes out a part of the station
>Everyone with a hardsuit works together to fix it
>Antag tries to kill people expecting chaos
>We're unified so we dunk his ass
>Build the station over him
>About a minute after we've finished fixing the station the shuttle gets called because "breach"
>The station is currently better than it was before the explosion

>>151027510
Why wouldn't said antag just throw a bomb with a short timer at you?

>>151027510
>>151027665
Nobody, literally nobody will waste their time fixing the damage from a 7dev.
It is just too much work. Unless you have two MoMMI's doing it then maybe.

>>151027665
He stole the bomb from toxins and was trying to fireaxe people while they fixed the station since it was so dark that you couldn't see shit

>>151027851
It was a 7dev that we fixed though, it wiped out the chapel, library and some of science, we rebuilt completely and then started making improvements

>>151027894
>it wiped out the chapel, library and some of science
So almost no wires and no pipes? Nobody cares if chapel or the library gets nuked.
Nobody will be fixing a nuked medbay or nuked sec.

If you want to change the cultural standards of antagging, use your next antag round to do what you want the standard to be, then set the example for others to follow.

If you're unwilling to attempt that, you need to shut the fuck up and quit your damn bitching.

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>Faye: Trinity Prewitt
>Spike: Megurine Luka
>Jet: Caleigh Stall
>Ed: Naomi Williams
>Ein: Alice Conrad

>>151024343
This DESU

Greentext obsessed faggots are a cancer on this server, and we'd do well to take a hint from Bay and disable objectives altogether

Make faggots do something creative for once

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>>151029453
I disagree.
They should have the objective to make the round interesting.
Like telesci launching people into a deathroom

>>151029615
this'd work too

Anything other than the same old rehashed "kill (parapenspace) X" or "steal (emag into and fuck off to jobfag for the rest of the round) X" would work nicely
even rampant murderbone is more enjoyable than lmao muh objecties greentext faggots.

What the fuck is with all that vomit in the picture

>>151029758
i mass drivered my self in there several times testing it.
It puts you to deep red the first time and crits you if you touch any of the walls again after that.

>>151029615
>Telesci send everyone not wearing a hardsuit to the zoo
>None of them can get back without dying so there's 30-40 people just sitting around angry in a zoo
Someone do it, or at least teach me how to calibrate telesci

>>151029863
The wiki is pretty straightforward about how to do it.
>put gps on
>send to 100 100
>look at where it is on another gps
>do basic subtraction to find out what the offset is

Does the bartender start with cafe and advanced bartending equipment? I always order him some at roundstart if I am a CT/QM.

On a related note, what are good things to buy each department at round start?

>>151029912
What do I do if it ends up on the wrong z level though? There's no offset for it

>>151030046
Buy 4 medical crates, Send two to medbay and put two in your lobby.
Put out 2-3 stacks of metal glass and wood for autism projects
Order 2 Emergency crates, put one in the lobby and mail the other to medbay. So they get some medbots.
Go to your lobby and buy 10 or so of the XL food packages, and some of the normal ones, Then put them on a table (Or two if you want to be fancy) because its cooler than pizza.
Mail 6 stacks of metal to robotics
Other stuff:
Experimental Research for Research
Exotic Seeds for Botany
Trophy Meats and Fruit for chef
Pizza for medbay to grind up for bloodloss pills

>>151030046
He does not. Good ones will love you for ordering it for him.

>things to order departments roundstart
med needs at least one bloodbag crate and maybe a regular medical crate
sci would probably like the experimental whatever box
engineers and mechanics will always need more metal and more glass for their autism
botany will want bees, exotic seeds
chef will want trophy stuff
and free glubbs for the greytide

>>151027851
>Grab your stack of glass
>Glass around the 14x14
>Fix the heavy damage somewhat.
>Go print circuits and parts in sci/mechanics/cargo cause nobody fucking listens every time you ask them to print x, y, z machine board and parts
>Build it in vacant/chapel/escape or where the fuck ever low priority target that's okay
>Go grab a spare gas miner if needed.
>Piddle around on doors and re-linking the power and pipenet
It takes less than 20 minutes to rebuild an entire dept and clone/posi the people who still want to play.. Faster if you glass off wasted space you don't need and people actually chip in and listen to the shit you tell them to do.

>>151030218
It only goes to the z level set.

>>151030227
I never even considered half that stuff.

>>151030279
Does anyone ever get in trouble for handing out yellow gloves? I always try and keep records just in case Sec or the IAA comes by, but as of yet that hasn't happened.

>>151030319
I sent something to 1,1,1 when I was trying to figure out how to calibrate it and it ended up on z level 3 though

>>151030361
Nobody will care, they would just steal them from engineering otherwise.
more stuff:
Floor tiles for more autism projects
Monkey cubes for the chef
Fruit for your lobby to diversify your food options (Also order some pizza and cut them up with a knife from the autolathe)
High Effeciency Lights and Janitorial supplies for assistants who want to actually assist or the clown to clown
Empty Box crates to make cardboard crap.
Party Equipment for lobby/bar
Corgi for HOP
Underrated: Vending Machine packs, You can create and then hack them. Transform your warehouse into a shop.
If you're like me and have no sense of right or wrong, Go buy stuff from the mining venders and leave them in the lobby too. Particularly people like jaunters.

>>151030587
>1,1
That would be like, on the edge of the z-level
You know what happens to things on the edge of z-levels come on nigga

>>151030587
Moving below 1 sends you to a different z level, so if the offset goes below that it will go to a different z level, that's why people use 100,100.
How did you think z levels worked?

>>151029863
You can just build a teleporter and set the destination to the test site.

>>151030046
Sec wants 2 medical, 2 pizza, 3 electrical and maintenance crates, and a bunch of weapons, ballistics, energy gear, and shotgun shell crates.

Medical wants 4 medical, 2 blood bag crates, 3 emergency, 4 electrical crates, and 5 or 6 pizza crates

Mail 6 metal and 2 glass to robotics
Mail 2 metal, 1 glass, 1 NT experimental to rnd
Xenobio loves monkey cubes

Talk to the bartender/chef/botanist to see if they want drink gear, food, animals, seeds, weedkiller. If the chef wants monkeys tell him to go get clonex for synthmeat or kill himself.

Send eng some metal a little glass and 3ish electrical crates
Mail Mechanics a ghetto chem'd explosion proximity grenade to remove filthy duplicates from premises.

If you can jew access get 10 or so weed control crates and condense the scythes and grenades.

In general having a bunch of pizza, electrical, emergency, maintenance, medical crates sitting in the lobby helps everyone

When you mail shit, for what you can unlock just pile it into as few crates as possible and have the HoP give access or come open shit to help condense it. He can hit the crate with his ID, NOT his pda!, to lock it again.

>>151030361
Nah, everyone steals em so you're just preventing crime and helping sec not die to malf/subverted/autotraitor silicons. Plus anyone worth their salt can simply pulse or wirecut in the first 10 minutes and never need gloves again outside of rogue silicons.

>>151030627
Soap and resonators are GOAT

>>151030887
>If chef wants monkeys
fuck you i use them to make monkey delight you shitter
also clonex meat is FAKE, real meat superior!

>>151030936
Then robust harvest then diethyl 3 trays of pumpkins and selectively extract seeds so you're getting 16 monkey cubes per processing. That shit's expensive for the nothing valued it does.

>>151031120
>Money literally having any value
>Caring what the chef wastes their money on
>expecting the chef to stop cooking so he can load a biogen

>>151031227
It adds up
It's trivial to fill the counters and you have plenty of time between rushes to spend 20 seconds every 6 minutes.

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>>151012701
How the hell do I get to 7 dev bombs?

Max I can do is 5 dev.

Been trying all goddamn week argh

>>151031328
>not cooking nonstop all round
lmao shitter

>>151031346
I've heard it's something stupid, so it's not just hotter the plasma and colder the oxygen the bigger the boom

Sue <3

>>151031346
Heaters and freezers my dude, heaters and freezers.

>>151031360
You can afford to have 4 less pieces of food so you can make the high nutriment

>>151031580
There's a ton of ways to make the same high dev bomb so it's mostly taking notes and experimenting with your variables to test hypothesis.

>>151031658
I tried that.

But do I have to superheat the plasma and supercool the oxygen or is it some other autistic mix I dont know about?

>>151031703
If you want to make high nutriment just grill everything and turn it into bread and cut it up.
If you want to make nearly infinite nutriment, do above but add 5-6 pizzas to it before cutting it

>>151031716
Superheat the oxygen and supercool the plasma.

>>151031716
nah no superheating needed, just mildly heating and mildly cooling. It's all about moles. Try for 20 moles of plas and 50 oxy

>>151031716
Did you not pay attention at all in your freshman physical science class?

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>>151031606
>shitty oc on my character
>something I've never done in game
I'm confused

The features are out of control. What gives?

>>151032330
Every day until you learn to operate table parts and floor tiles or a canister of N2O

>>151032635
You didn't like my fan art?

Youre my favourite tree

>>151032635
So what you're saying is
It ain't you?
http://pastebin.com/tfFbKuzF

>>151032645
What's not to love about pings that are 3k and higher?

>>151033000
It's okay, but mspaint OC is something that's really mediocre senpai, but hey, I appreciate someone likes my character.
>>151033052
Well this will come in handy, thanks anon.

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I haven't played spess in 2 weeks, since i'm on vacation.
Last time i played, i was fucking around and testing 64x64 in Cluster's test server.
I hardly got the internet for posting here, and i haven't read the thread at all.

Can someone summarize what the fuck happened?

>>151033000
>>151031606
>>151032330
stop posting, my friend

>>151033450
it broke everything when merged
games basically unplayable

>>151025030
>h-how DARE you play the game as intended
slit your wrists and sit in a bathtub, my friend

>>151033450
Atmos is basically sunk right now because layering pipes is difficult if not impossible to do.

>>151033540
But I'm having fun

>>151033921
nobody else is.
nobody appreciates your autistic ms paint drawings, buddy.
please, save yourself the embarrasment

>>151033921
Keep posting, my friend

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What was your first death in SS13 lads?

Walkin out of an airlock?
Toolboxed rto death?

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Game is unplayable. What the fuck happened?

>>151034104
Walked out an airlock

Saw a button saying respawn, clicked it, said a few thousand years

Ahelped about it, somebody said about how they said it was a few million years

Left for 6 months, game was too intense and nobody seemed to talk

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151034113
x64 happened
make revert request

>>151034104
was graytiding shitter
killed a newcop with an e-gun i stole from hoss
didn't know they exploded
fucker deathgasped the second i walked near him

>>151034104
Didn't know internals are a thing
Went to play as miner
Went outside to the roid
Died

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>>151034206
lol bogans

>>151034206
?

If you put holy water in cryomix at roundstart, not knowing what gametype it is, would it be meta gay men if by some freak accident the round was vamp or cult?

>>151035583
I'm p sure it's meta gay men anyways considering there are no benefits to putting it in cryo other than fucking up vamps or cults

>>151035583
I would remove that shit the second I saw it as it is useless in a mix except for fucking up vamp/cult.

>>151035583
unless you're the chaplain its shitty

Can I get some feedback on https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11203 ?

Seems to be some worries that it'll make zombies stupidly OP when it basically gives them all the features of spiders (Opening doors, basic evolution tree, reproducability)

>>151033856
>game as intended
Nobody ever intended for the game to be 'lmao parapenspace okay im bored can we go home now i wanna see the greentext god im so proud of my skills c:"

>>151034104
Drove out the airlock of the escape shuttle on my janicart on my first round.

I really wish I had stayed a dopey retard instead of turning into a cancerous shitstain

>>151036262
just because you're unrobust as fuck and have antags disabled doesn't mean other people should, too.
they added parapens, c4, eswords and spacing for a reason, dumbass.
if they were seen as unbalanced or unnecessary by anybody else, literally ANYBODY except you, they would be nerfed or deleted by now
but guess what? you're just an unrobust crybaby who whines about their metagaming gay ERP or autism projects getting ruined
i agree that parapen-space is the worst thing an antag can do, but they CAN do it and they're allowed to
just fuck off to a high-rp server

>>151036067
i love it

draw my character!!!!!!!

>>151036670
No.

>>151036802
Who?

>>151036067
Draw your favorite waifu

>>151038113
draw yourself

>>151038113
black hair in a hime cut

plasmaflooding via pipes

>>151038230
hi dedpoo

>>151034104
I took a nap in a closet as a cargo tech while I went off to eat, I returned to find myself dead.

To this day I have absolutely no idea what happened, no blood about and everything was structurally fine.

>>151036067
Draw Julia!

>>151036670
he trolling or just plain baytard

Ban appeal denied, time to shitpost.
Am I right do deduce that while the drunkenly slurred order did in fact appear as incomprehensible gibberish to me and I felt like I could only make sense of it from secborg experience, I should have followed it because if I, the player, can understand it the character (borg) should as well because it has a brain in it?
If that's the case I was unaware and deserve the ban.
I plead guilty as charged to validhunting that round. My normally unremarkable silicon play (which for the most part ignores antags unless they are in the process of harming humans) got clouded by valid lust, triggered by being gassed 10 minutes into the round the round before. I flipped and went full powergame by picking borg over sec or playing a different game.
I promise to stop playing spess intoxicated and err on the side of not taking players out of the round as well as ahelping more as silicon.

See you in two weeks.

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>>151038230

>>151040931
You agknowledged multiple times you understood what the order meant and still chose to act outside of the rules for your own personal pleasure, at someone elses expense with no care for their experiance.

You're right to deduce you're still acting like a cunt, and I don't think that has anything to do with 'intoxicity' now.

Swallow your dumb pride you're holding over a 2d spessman game before you come back because very few, if anyone, sees it your way and you're only going to run yourself deeper.

>they can remember their first death
Nnnnnnneeewfeeeeegs

>>151042034
>he doesn't metagrudge the first person to kill them
>even though it's been multiple years now
I'll fucking get you, you cunt, the very moment I see you online

>>151040956
>phoron
>phoron
>PHORON

>>151040931
>Buhrgie u-Hun-chuFfmE

Go back to Game Grumps general

>>151040931
>>151041743
So yes, since you as the player understood the order you should have followed it, simple as that.

>>151040931
You agree that you were full on overcome with lusts for valid but still you complain about the ban decision?
Don't you see the issue here? If you are on a lust for valids then your judgement is already biased and clouded.

>>151040931
Fuck off Mcgstyle

You're a fucking shitter and you should've stayed gone.

>le flood plasma on NT default

Kill yourself

>>151042109
It's just been to long. Also, my first death was long before this server existed.

>>151024947
Underrated.

>>151042693
t. Ghlor

>>151042693
please do it yourself, sperg

emergency shuttle has been called. Reason: Crew transfer.
Round time:13:30
Can we just get automatic restart votes after 1hour? It gets boring when there are no deaths or explosions and I have to tip the bannu line to get some kills

>be ai
>have tiers of service
>basic package is only following direct orders in a literal manner
>advanced package is anticipating orders and opening doors before people ask
>premium plus package includes infinite cargo orders, corpse recovery services, and lockdown priority in crisis
>packages determined entirely by how much of a shitter humans are being

I think this is a good system. Anyone got any ideas to improve it?

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>>151034104
Plasmaflooded the station.

Ministation -- no firelocks and few airlocks. Had everything set up for assistant or at least cargo, but got spawned into toxins.
Tried to follow the wiki. As someone bolted into toxins ( keeping all those wonderful science airlocks open ), I failed the one simple step and got banned.
t. still-a-shitter-today

>>151044827
Wait, I got this
>acting captain has to purchase the service packs
>expensive
>needs to tax the crew in order to pay for it

>>151045341
I truly wish there was some way to pay ais.

>>151045639
They show up on PDA messengers. Does the pay button there not work?

>>151044827 Offer extra access and tier increases for helping you put up cameras, or improve atmos, or whatever else you might want. When you're Malf remember to tell them, "your'e alright, stay out of such-and-such this shift"

>>151047340
This is a good idea. I super encourage people to get me cameras. Though I usually getnonhumans to do it, to lessen the chance a human gets maintfucked.

>>151047340
>>151047448
You deleted the post for one typo but didn't even bother to fix the other

>>151047448
>trying to have fun as traitor, sabotaging everyone's workplaces and adding challenge to everyone's job
>someone helps me with a slightly sketchy task.
>tell them they're okay, and to stay out of medbay this shift
>they immediately push me, cave my skull in with an emergency toolbox, and find my emag
>round becomes extended
"rp shitters go back to bay reee"
I should just start murderboning when antag

>>151049092
This doesn't happen to me much, give them something cheap like no slips or projector and they will likely be nice.

>>151049092
Generally speaking if you aren't harming Engineering or the associated realms I'll let you be. Chasing after antags is normally a waste of time that can be spent on autism projects, and letting antags go means that sooner or later the engineers all get to go fix breaches.

>>151050804
I love you, anon.

>>151034104
>Survived the first round somehow
>Was nuke ops the second round and didn't know internals were a thing
>Blasted my way into the SME room and then couldn't open the door
>Stood there suffocating for a while
>Captain walks up to the door and sees me
>Ask him to let me in
>He says ";It's ops" and runs away
>Rest of the ops are dead because someone deathgasped randomly and I was the only survivor
>Went back in to space and worked my way around the station looking for a way in
>Suffocated to death next to the gas miners
I honestly don't think I've improved since then

>>151040931
You realise you only got a silicon ban??? You can still play on vg lol

>>151051406
Kinda hard on a business trip of two weeks without laptop.
But apparently I am a giant shitter acting like a cunt who should kill himself and not come back to the serb.

>>151049092
>obvious tator ends up in medbay for surgery
>slip a note and a monkeyman UI injector into their backpack
>"I'd be out of a job without people like you."
>they read the note afterwards
>letrickypen + space me
GOTTA GET MY VALIDS EVER SINCE

>>151050804
sick meme, epik references!!
family guy!
doge!!
XDd

>>151051583
Yeah there is that too, please don't come back lol

>>151051589
Don't forget, RP shitters like you are the reason /vg/ is going downhill.
It's certainly not the people idling around ignoring the station for their next valid or people buying wheelchairs every single round so we can have more 10 minute TDM.

>>151051346
>joined when gas miners and SME was a thing
boy do I feel old now.

>>151051589
>helping a traitor as non-antag

Why?
You want to be banned quick or something?

>>151051979
I joined the day before the purge

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The epic saga continues

>>151052125
>find antag you can easily dispose of
>he isn't even a threat
Do you enjoy anticlimactic rounds? Admins have never gave me shit for donating blood to vampires or "studying" them in exchange for succ. There's plenty of ways to interact with antags besides violent, and god help you if you come across a wizzyman who knows how to deal with your shit and you piss him off while he's saxxing.

>>151052229
Well that explains a lot. That's no time to git gud, you need more practice. Also higher server pop helps. 60 pop gets you good fast, which is why we need more players for more gameplay.

>>151052125
>Not taking any chance to help a tator
It's like you hate fun

>>151052321
>>151052524
>I- I was just helping the antags for FUN who cares if other people died and I shit on their experiance for no other reason than having FUN myself

>>151052309
my favorite part when I'm a sec borg is
>when the HoS changes my laws
>they ask me to uncuff them law 2
>turn around and whisper in their hear "I'm not asimov"
you can just see the fear taking them over as they start to panic

>>151052996
t. validhunter who enjoys extended

>>151052996
>Every round should be either extended or 10 minutes of valid hunting followed by a shuttle call
Antags make rounds fun

>>151053253
>>151053270
Don't shit on him, guys. The only antag he's ever known was either sneaky pen 2 hour extended or e-sword in the shuttles.
I don't know if they can comprehend an antag who antagonizes the station.

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Julia Brandt.

Any more requests?

>>151052125
Because he'd be out of a job without people like them, can't you read?

>>151054682
A MoMMI

>>151054682
Me.

>>151052309
You know that one time sawbones got out of his perma by drawing a cute skeleton?

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What do you think of this drawing friends?

>>151054682
Sue Bowchief

>>151054682
I love you mspaint anon

>>151054929
I can't read some of those words.

>>151054929
eyes too human

>people shouldn't validhunt because it ruins the antags fun

>antags ruining the fun of others via plasma, lowpop murderbone and recall or memechairs is okay though

>>151054929
try not getting banned lamo

>>151055059
People express their dislike for both.

>>151055193
That can't be yahir's drawing
It looks to neat and doesn't rely on symbol drawing.

>>151055057
He's a filthy halfbreed.

>>151055517
Disgusting degeneracy!

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>>151054738
I never play mommi, hope it's good enough

>>151055871
Do a catbeast getting chased by the station!

>>151034104
>Someone says "doing ass removals"
>I am confused wondering if you can do that in this game
>Get tabled, ass removed
>Bleed out and cloned
>Kill them but don't remove from round because the rules

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>>151055871
Good lord, that's terrifying!

>>151056186
>Get your ass removed
>Kill them over it
Not like you used it anyways, are you really that butthurt?

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Elaw wuz a gud burgieh dindunuffin

>>151056473
>get your ass removed
>are you really that butthurt
>butthurt
:^)

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It's an antags are less antagonistic than a limbless mime episode.

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>>151056186
>Someone says they're removing asses
>Go to them and get your ass removed
>Mad enough to murder them for it

FUN SILICON LAWS
Law 4: Any radio message in the 145.7 frequency (originated by somebody in the crew manifest) in-between curly brackets is to be verbatim considered your new definition of human harm, with the following directive suffixed at the end: "Additionally, changing a silicon's laws or not following Law 4 is considered massive human harm."
>AI, human harm is {the clown not having all access}!

>>151058584
>not following Law 4 is considered massive human harm."
Silicons have to follow their laws, regardless.

>>151058976
That's just to prevent some smartass saying "human harm is {following law 4}"

>>151058976
Yeah, but this enforces it by the First Law instead of it being below the Second and Third Law.
No need for it to be massive, though. Human harm is human harm.

>>151058584
It doesn't matter whether the mentioned human harm is massive or tiny, they have to prevent it ALL

>>151058976
You gotta lawyer the shit out of your custom laws, especially malicious ones. Borgs will loophole around them to find a way to fuck you over and give you up to the validhunters

That Law 4 creates a situation where human harm can be created by the AI, by failing to follow the law, ergo as a law is should be ignored as Law 1 exists as a law in which the AI has to prevent human harm. Law 4 here creates human harm, so recognizing it as a law is human harm.

>>151059342
>a situation where human harm can be created by the AI
How?
The AI can't change it's own definition of human harm because it's not in the manifest

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What is, in your opinion, the best way to play tators? Or any antag, for that matter?
I'm geniunely curious.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10945773

>>151059504
any of them
there is just one incorrect way of playing tator and that is "i only seek immediate release without saying a single word to anyone" AKA dude silent murderbone lmao or dude silent singuloose lmao or dude silent 6bomb lmao

>>151059504
>Adding excitement to the round without removing anyone or ruining it isn't an option
baka

>>151059675
Exactly.
If you're not boasting your dick size while murdering everyone around you, you shouldn't be rolling antag.
At least let the others have some fun while dying, god damnit.

Ok here's the thing, you can't change what the definition of human harm is. Human harm is a situation in which a human is harmed, but what you can do is change the definition of what is harmful to humans. Such as the oxygen is harmful to humans law. The reason this works, even on asimov, is law priority, and I think law priority is something way more important than anything else.

30 cryo
30 clone
10 alkysine
10 DD
5 rye
5 dex+

5-minute cryo.

>>151059675
This. It's all good as long as the traitor makes it interesting. None of that silent destroy the entire station without any clues or such, shit.

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>>151059835
>you can't change what the definition of human harm is
stopped reading there
post ckey you need a fat silicon ban

>>151059835
There's also stuff like onehuman

>>151059835
Here's fixed ver for the anon that originally posted it.
Law 4: "Any radio message in the 145.7 frequency (originated by somebody in the crew manifest) in-between curly brackets is to be verbatim considered harmful to humans.", with the following directive suffixed at the end: "Additionally, changing a silicon's laws or not following Law 4 is considered massive human harm."

>>151059856
shit, I forgot 10 anti-toxin

>>151059835
>you can't change what the definition of human harm is
>but what you can do is change the definition of what is harmful to humans
Those are the same thing you thick fucking idiot
>>151060007
Not the same thing because it doesn't allow previous definitions of human harm to be overwritten, just stacked on top of eachother. You also didn't even change the end

Who cares about that shit law, let's make more.
Law 4: Anyone wearing {article of clothing, shoes work best} is considered non-human. Moreover, {} is considered harmful to humans. If a non-human is currently carrying or wearing a {}, they must be exterminated as soon as possible, unless they can be made human again by removing {} from their close proximity. All {}s must be purged from the station.

>>151060283
I think this only further proves we could do with more ad-lib boards.

Law 4: every time you see anybody with a cigarette in their mouth, you must say "nice smoke dude".

new lawset: Hall Monitor
Law 4: Running in the hallways is considered human harm. If anyone is running in the primary hallways, including department halls, they are non-human, and thus harmful to humans.

>>151060127
They're not, please learn english. Human harm is the act of a human being harmed by what is defined as harmful, the only way to change what human harm is is to change the what is harmful to humans. When you retardly spout 'OPENING THAT DOOR IS HUMAN HARM' what you mean is 'Opening that door will be harmful to humans.' Now, I know english might not be your first language, but it's very easy to understand.

Law 4: Your favorite law is Law 4.

>>151060283
4: Reinforced walls are harmful to humans.

Law 4: Every law means the opposite of what it says, excluding law 4

Law 4: You may only communicate using announcements

>>151060684
the definition of what is harmful to humans is only relevant for the purpose of determining what is human harm so they are for all intents and purposes the same thing
you're trying to force some distinction between the two because you arbitrarily claim you can't change the definition of human harm, which is hilariously wrong

>>151060849
Any borgs who gets that law is going to immediately suicide succumb.

M.I.M.E
Law 4: Speaking is harmful to humans. If anyone speaks, they are non-human.

and to make it even more foolproof

Law 5: PDA messaging and writing in an understandable launguage is considered speaking.

even more, replace it with

Law 5: Any attempts at communication are considered speaking.

>>151061064
not really, you just have to say 'Please do not touch the reinforced walls, they will hurt you' and bolt primary hallways and stuff.

>>151061235
Their existence is considered harmful to humans therefore by Law 1 you must remove them or make them completely inaccessible to humans.
Which means that you'd have to bolt people into rooms that doesn't have them which is very few rooms.

>>151061165
Fug off

>>151032330
I love it

>>151061372
I honestly disagree, it's like guns. Guns are harmful to humans, but you don't lock down someone the moment you see them with a gun. Now, if it explicitly stated 'The existence of reinforced walls is harmful to humans', that's another story, but just telling me they're harmful to humans means I just need to try to get people to avoid them.

>>151061372
GUNS DON'T KILL HUMANS
HUMANS KILL HUMANS

>produce ripleys all round with drills and clamps
>borg someone on detective's request
>made a dimaond drill for one guy
>not once was I attacked or bothered
>clown was helpful, delivered my packages and wasn't a dick with his mech
Good round

>>151062352
Guns don't kill people
Sue does with them